Speaker 1: Burn ron Berg any talking and say anything. Hello, this
Speaker 1: is Ron Burgundy. You're listening to the Ron Burgundy podcast.
Speaker 1: Last night, I was drinking alone, staring at a painting
Speaker 1: of a lighthouse and crying my damn eyes out. I
Speaker 1: like that lighthouse. AM in the middle of the ocean
Speaker 1: looking for a ship to take me onto whatever is next. Also,
Speaker 1: I had I twisted my wrist. Yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I pulled something in it right before I sat down.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I when I was looking in
Speaker 1: the medical journal as I keep in my library, I
Speaker 1: think I sprained my clevius ligament, which connects to the
Speaker 1: the fifth metatarsal. And but regardless, it hurt. And Caroline,
Speaker 1: you know this more than anyone. I'm no pansy. Well,
Speaker 1: when you get sick, you get pretty upset. But when
Speaker 1: something hurts, you've just got to scream and let your
Speaker 1: cry ring out. Don't hold back, even if you're in
Speaker 1: the middle of a transatlantic flight. Oh god, you've just
Speaker 1: got out ah my wrist. Oh, oh God. So while
Speaker 1: I punched a hole in my wall, hurting my wrist
Speaker 1: even further. Because of the state I was in the
Speaker 1: emotional state, I thought about why bad things happen to
Speaker 1: good men, meaning me, I realized the safest way to
Speaker 1: prepare against the apocalypse of the future is talk to
Speaker 1: a psychic. And that's what we're gonna do today. Great,
Speaker 1: I mean, you want to know the weather, You want
Speaker 1: to know what happened to your grandpa's jewels you dropped
Speaker 1: in the ocean? M h. You want to know if
Speaker 1: Carolina will ever find love's then please turned to a psychic.
Speaker 1: H These women or men, some of which have been
Speaker 1: alive forever, tell your futures. They tell our futures, and
Speaker 1: the good ones they make it look easy. So today
Speaker 1: we will meet with a psychic, interview her, and get
Speaker 1: some trade secrets, and once again specifically, we will find
Speaker 1: out if Carolina will ever fine love. I mean, I
Speaker 1: meet people I date, do you? Yeah? You know, Malcolm,
Speaker 1: I've never met the people that you've met. Well, you
Speaker 1: met that one guy and Charlie. Yeah, I was kind
Speaker 1: of a bad experience for both of us because he's
Speaker 1: you would you say that Charlie is par for the
Speaker 1: course in terms of the people you're meeting. Sure, you
Speaker 1: know a nice guy. He worked on a podcast. Also,
Speaker 1: he was a snooze fest. Yeah, no, you said that repeatedly,
Speaker 1: and I said it to his face. I know. And
Speaker 1: you pretend to fall asleep at dinner. It was just
Speaker 1: a whole yep. Here. Do you remember the cartoon I
Speaker 1: forget which one where the guys falling asleep and he
Speaker 1: goes whoo hooooo when he keeps the feathers suspended. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what you were trying to do. That's what I
Speaker 1: was trying to do. Hm. Anyway, back to our topic.
Speaker 1: But before we sit down and and talk with our psychic,
Speaker 1: I think it's time for me to read your horoscopes.
Speaker 1: Those of you listening, you'll you'll hear your horoscope today.
Speaker 1: So if you're Taurus, your horoscope is come on, pull
Speaker 1: your ship together. Capricorn, you have a serious drug problem
Speaker 1: and you need to kick it. Buster Aries, drink more water.
Speaker 1: Your body is liquid, you need it, but try to
Speaker 1: stay away from the bottled water. We were having an
Speaker 1: intense discussion earlier today with the crew. I mean this
Speaker 1: is for every Aries, This covers every areas out there.
Speaker 1: Drink more water. In fact, drink and on occasion if
Speaker 1: you can, if you can think of it, this is
Speaker 1: what I do on occasion for maximum health benefits. Drink
Speaker 1: your own urine. That's not necessary. That's for all the horoscopes. Oh,
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess everyone can stay hydrated, but these
Speaker 1: are very specific. Moving on, Libra, open up a checking
Speaker 1: account overseas, deposit the money you stole discreetly and never
Speaker 1: look back. You know what I'm talking about. Quit shaking
Speaker 1: your head at me. Don't talk to me like that.
Speaker 1: Come on, Libra, Is this sneaky Libra? No, this is
Speaker 1: all libras Pisces. You look good, really good. Keep shaking
Speaker 1: your sister. It only gets better. A little dirty today,
Speaker 1: these horoscopes are dirty. This is a new side of you. Gemini,
Speaker 1: talk to the twin that lives in your neck and
Speaker 1: make sure you're at peace. Being a Gemini is a
Speaker 1: serious medical condition. I don't think every Gemini has two heads.
Speaker 1: Have you ever met a Gemini? Sure, and they don't
Speaker 1: have two heads one nothing that lives in their neck,
Speaker 1: I'm not Do they have long hair? And maybe they're
Speaker 1: hiding that second head somewhere? Maybe? I mean, maybe these
Speaker 1: are hard things to check, but I can safely say
Speaker 1: I've never met a Gemini. Yeah, maybe that once slightly fanciful. Um,
Speaker 1: let's see. I think that's all of them. Oh, I
Speaker 1: think there's like five more signs really serious blah blah blah, cancer, leo,
Speaker 1: who cares? Um? What's left? Um? Yep, I think that
Speaker 1: covers it. Anyway, that was your horoscopes. So we did
Speaker 1: that new segment. Check it off the list. Maybe we
Speaker 1: returned to that periodically we read horoscopes. I think there's
Speaker 1: a lot to work on there. What's the first time
Speaker 1: we've done it, so it's not gonna be perfect, but
Speaker 1: we'll see what comes up. In the mail bag the
Speaker 1: mail Have we started a mail bag? Really writes letters anymore?
Speaker 1: It's predominantly online. M That's that's sad to me. I
Speaker 1: know it is a lost art to sit down with
Speaker 1: parchment and quill and ink quill and the craft letter. Oh,
Speaker 1: I love it. I still have a lot of pin
Speaker 1: pals throughout the world, over a thousand pin pals, So
Speaker 1: you spent most of your time. I write five letters
Speaker 1: a day, just as constant rotation. I'm always behind you.
Speaker 1: Never it's kind of like emails. Because I'm writing letters.
Speaker 1: It's like the San Francisco Bridge, the Golden Gate Bridge.
Speaker 1: I'm familiar. Once they start, they have to paint it.
Speaker 1: Once they get to one end of it, they have
Speaker 1: to start repainting it. It's a year round process. Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of Sysiphus, Yes, Sisiphus who got turned to stone
Speaker 1: because he looked at adu Usa. No, I think after
Speaker 1: hours or am I thinking of the minotaur? I think
Speaker 1: we're mixing a few myths in here. We'll have to
Speaker 1: Greek mythology never my strong suit. Sure never. Never, Like
Speaker 1: from the beginning. I remember I was in the third grade.
Speaker 1: I raised my hand and said, Mrs Gladsworth, I don't
Speaker 1: get it. I'm never gonna get it. I can't and
Speaker 1: I'm going to close this book up. Mythology, Greek mythology.
Speaker 1: But Sisyphus is my favorite. Well, you seem to have
Speaker 1: a little bit of a grasp there. But Sysiphus was
Speaker 1: was chained to the rock and had its Oh, Sisiphus
Speaker 1: pushed the rock up. Who was the one who was
Speaker 1: chained to the rock and had their liver eaten out
Speaker 1: by a bird of prey, only to have the liver
Speaker 1: grow back the next day and then eternally the liver
Speaker 1: was being eaten out. I think that must be something
Speaker 1: that's well, well, you know, you know, what we'll bear
Speaker 1: out the mail bag. They'll let us know. I'll try
Speaker 1: to start one, but again, I just don't think besides
Speaker 1: your pen pals, I don't know who would be writing
Speaker 1: in well it it will be predominantly my pen pals
Speaker 1: who writes Okay, I'll get the bag and then we'll
Speaker 1: go from there. We'll be right back on the Ron
Speaker 1: Burgundy Podcast. Welcome back to the Round Burgundy Podcast. Today
Speaker 1: we are joined by psychic Laura Powers Um no relation
Speaker 1: to Austin Powers because that's a fictional character. And and
Speaker 1: I gotta be honest, I'm getting a little creeped out
Speaker 1: because I can tell she's reading my mind right now,
Speaker 1: and she can tell what word I'm about to say,
Speaker 1: okay next, So I did you know I was going
Speaker 1: to say next after okay? So you know, there are
Speaker 1: different types of psychics, and I am somewhat telepathic, so
Speaker 1: I do receive information through thoughts and can sometimes get
Speaker 1: other people's thoughts, but I also try not to dig
Speaker 1: in people's thoughts, so you can receive similar to a dolphin. Sorry, no,
Speaker 1: I would say it's a little bit different than a dolphin.
Speaker 1: Dolphins are pretty smart. We should take out our dolphin questions.
Speaker 1: I was gonna ask you most of my questions were
Speaker 1: about dolphins, but let's just let me just throw those out.
Speaker 1: Dolphins are amazing. I would say they are very sensitive
Speaker 1: and problem to a psychic intuitive, but it is different
Speaker 1: for humans. Laura, can I ask you this? Did you
Speaker 1: become a psychic through training or was this just an
Speaker 1: ability you had from as far as you can remember?
Speaker 1: What's what's the genesis here? Sure? So? I think, like
Speaker 1: many things, it's a combination of your natural all ability
Speaker 1: and then training. So Ever since I was little, I've
Speaker 1: seen and sense ghosts and other things that most people
Speaker 1: don't see. But then on top of that, I did
Speaker 1: get a lot of training to help me do this
Speaker 1: as my work and to better manage it. You got
Speaker 1: to check out Ron's garage because he's insistent my garage
Speaker 1: is haunted and Carolina doesn't believe me. But that's for
Speaker 1: another episode. It's definitely haunted. I don't know, I'm I've
Speaker 1: been there. I've seen that, and it's not just because
Speaker 1: I turned it into a haunted house Halloween. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you turn it into a haunted house because you refused
Speaker 1: to go in. You just let the kids in the
Speaker 1: I let the kids in the neighborhood and I'm like,
Speaker 1: for you guys, find the candy. I can't go in there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so what makes you think it's haunted spirits? Yep, they've
Speaker 1: talked to me. In fact, just real quick, there are
Speaker 1: no ghosts in this room, right, I don't sense any
Speaker 1: in this room. In particular, Nick at the controls, he's
Speaker 1: he's kind of a google. Oh no, I mean that
Speaker 1: with love. Nick's great work. We're heading off for the
Speaker 1: weekend and yeah, we're going up the coast. We're driving
Speaker 1: to Carmel. Why didn't you even Nick has a convertible
Speaker 1: Gulf Volkswagen Golf that that thing loves the highway, right Nick? Ye? Laura,
Speaker 1: what did ghosts look like when you're a kid. So
Speaker 1: sometimes ghosts can look very solid, like you know, a
Speaker 1: live person would, and other times they can look kind
Speaker 1: of partially embodied. So maybe I would see, you know,
Speaker 1: the head, and then it kind of fades out towards
Speaker 1: the feet. And sometimes I don't see them at all.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I simply feel or hear them. And can you
Speaker 1: communicate with them? Like definitely, I work with paranormal investigators. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I communicate um with them. And I also work as
Speaker 1: kind of a ghost whisper, so people will hire me
Speaker 1: to help them. Uh, let's say, if they have a
Speaker 1: ghost in their house and I can help them cross
Speaker 1: over or clear the space so that they're not bothering
Speaker 1: them anymore. So, do you you visit the police precincts
Speaker 1: that you work with? I would assume. Actually, I have
Speaker 1: never actively worked with the police. I've worked on criminal investigations,
Speaker 1: but usually it's the family members that hire me. And
Speaker 1: Ron worked as a horse whisper for a summer, really
Speaker 1: just for a summer, and I never quite got the
Speaker 1: gist of it. Yeah, it can be challenging. I would
Speaker 1: try to whisper to them and they'd usually they usually
Speaker 1: throw me or try to kick me. But I never
Speaker 1: I never got it down. Truth be told, I didn't
Speaker 1: know what I was doing by lied like a horse whisper.
Speaker 1: You saw that. I fell in love with it. Ah,
Speaker 1: Bobby Redford, I'm telling you right now, if Bob's in
Speaker 1: a movie, I'm seeing it. He's got my twelve bucks.
Speaker 1: Sure is it still twelve bucks to go see a
Speaker 1: movie or is it more like eighteen? Are? Like? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like sixteen times have changed. So, Laura, what is your
Speaker 1: day to day like? Is it? Is it every day
Speaker 1: is a new adventure? Uh, you're working on a different
Speaker 1: project or are there situations that you work a year
Speaker 1: on or is it in small bursts? Yeah, every day
Speaker 1: is different. I do a lot of traveling. I see
Speaker 1: clients all over the country and actually internationally as well.
Speaker 1: So yeah, every day is different. I do a combination
Speaker 1: of teaching classes, the paranormal work, UM, doing readings for individuals, UM,
Speaker 1: I do other interviews. But yeah, constantly just using my abilities.
Speaker 1: I want to help people understand the spiritual realm and
Speaker 1: better navigate. And at other times where you're just real
Speaker 1: frank with people and just said I'm sorry, I blew it,
Speaker 1: I gave you wrong, I gave you a wrong reading
Speaker 1: that's never happened. I do think one of the challenges
Speaker 1: of being a psychic is you receiving information and it's
Speaker 1: interpreting it correctly. So let's say you receive an image
Speaker 1: or something and and you know, it's tempting to put
Speaker 1: your own spin on it. But the best psychics are
Speaker 1: the ones who can just really the information without you know,
Speaker 1: interpreting it in their own way. UM. So I have
Speaker 1: a pretty good track record, but a lot of times
Speaker 1: it does take time for it to manufactured, to develop
Speaker 1: clients where I'll say something and maybe three years later
Speaker 1: I hear from them and what I That's kind of
Speaker 1: what it was like. I remember when when I was
Speaker 1: horse whispering. At first, I would whisper delicately, and then
Speaker 1: I get frustrated, like you listen to me, you dumb
Speaker 1: bag of bones. I can't help gallop? Yeah anyway, Um,
Speaker 1: any different languages ghosts speak or spirits speak? Well, yes,
Speaker 1: spirits do you speak you know, their own language like that? No,
Speaker 1: But in terms of the spiritual realm, it's like I
Speaker 1: am usually receiving whatever information they're intending, versus sometimes I
Speaker 1: do hear specific words, but it's more like receiving their intention,
Speaker 1: so the language doesn't matter as much. So if you
Speaker 1: were in France and you saw a French ghost, they
Speaker 1: would speak in French. Away we Um, what was Hogwarts like?
Speaker 1: And how hard is it to make friends there? Wow?
Speaker 1: You know, I think Hogwarts is amazing. However, it is
Speaker 1: a fictional place and I have never you've never visited? No? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's very magical. I wish it were real. Likewise,
Speaker 1: it's something Ron just finished the books. So yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I planned my host summer vacation to visit Hogwarts and
Speaker 1: it's um, so it doesn't exist, so I can cancel
Speaker 1: my ticket. Yeah, good to know. Um, do you frequently
Speaker 1: work under a bridge? And do you have to do
Speaker 1: people have to give you a riddle to pass over
Speaker 1: that bridge? Yeah? No, I have never worked under a
Speaker 1: bridge before. I think you're thinking of like a magical.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of a troll or a hobgot are like
Speaker 1: rum still skin? Yeah? Yeah, I don't, That's what I'm
Speaker 1: thinking of. Yeah, I work, you know, like most people do.
Speaker 1: I will talk people over the phone and they're home
Speaker 1: or in an office. Okay, so you don't live under
Speaker 1: a bridge. This is good. We're getting through this. There's
Speaker 1: there's been one question that I've been kind of scared
Speaker 1: to ask. Um. I kind of don't want to know
Speaker 1: because it might ruin my day, but I'm going to
Speaker 1: ask it anyway. Uh, what what will my mustache look like?
Speaker 1: In ten years? Okay? Well this brings up a really
Speaker 1: good point with questions that people ask me because we
Speaker 1: have free will, So what your mustache will look like
Speaker 1: will really depend on how you shave it. So that
Speaker 1: voice is that you make. That's great to know. So
Speaker 1: I I can control. I control my own destiny in
Speaker 1: terms of my mustache. Absolutely, it's not so when I
Speaker 1: hear my mustache talk back to me, I don't have
Speaker 1: to listen to it. No, because we have very, very
Speaker 1: stimulating conversations. Um, let's talk about second lives and do
Speaker 1: we have them, and if so, can we bring our
Speaker 1: jackets with us into that second life? Ron loves his jacket.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can understand why I think you might
Speaker 1: be referring to reincarnation. Yes, reincarnation, okay, yes, so I
Speaker 1: believe that almost everyone who's here has already lived before
Speaker 1: and has had many incarnations. Um, but no, you can't
Speaker 1: take your physical belongings with you to the other side.
Speaker 1: That said, when you're on the other side, you can
Speaker 1: actually present yourself however you want to. So when I'm
Speaker 1: connecting with a spirit on the other side, they may
Speaker 1: not look like when they pass. So they may have
Speaker 1: been a grandmother and they're showing themselves as a twenty
Speaker 1: year old could be. I just want to look really
Speaker 1: hot when I pass. Yeah, exactly, wouldn't you want to
Speaker 1: look the best. So that's what tends to happen, is
Speaker 1: to tall. In my next life, I want to be
Speaker 1: able to dunk a basketball. Okay, that's my main goal
Speaker 1: in my next life. Here's a question, scotch on an
Speaker 1: empty stomach? Yeah, I think that question is actually better
Speaker 1: for a doctor. Let let her answer. Yeah. I would
Speaker 1: say nay, And I'm going to say it here because
Speaker 1: I'm actually very sensitive to alcohol and I think it
Speaker 1: affects your abilities cognitive I don't drink, and um, there's
Speaker 1: a you know, the old fashioned term for alcohol is spirits,
Speaker 1: and that's there we go, and I think there's not
Speaker 1: a coincidence. So when you drink a lot, say on
Speaker 1: an empty stomach where there's food to digest it, you
Speaker 1: will actually be more prone to being impacted by spirits.
Speaker 1: So when you get a little too many cosmos in
Speaker 1: your system, what does it feel like like? Kind of
Speaker 1: I get overwhelmed. So because I could be what's called
Speaker 1: a trance medium where spirits come in and communicate through
Speaker 1: my body, I have to be very careful to have
Speaker 1: strong boundaries. So I actually even being in a room
Speaker 1: with people that are doing a lot of drinking can
Speaker 1: be challenging for me. Have you ever seen a drunk spirit?
Speaker 1: So there was actually a ghost that was a little
Speaker 1: tipsy lived in my house. He was an alcoholic, wanted
Speaker 1: to get in people's bodies so we could drink again.
Speaker 1: Would you ever leave a little cup of vodka out
Speaker 1: for him? No? I tried not to inc You know
Speaker 1: what's interesting, and this makes a lot of sense because
Speaker 1: I used to see a drunk psychic when I lived
Speaker 1: down in San Diego. Um, and he gave me terrible readings.
Speaker 1: And now I know why where would you meet him?
Speaker 1: I would meet him at the trailer park. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: and and the bus station, the sketchy situation and zoo. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would not recommend that type of psychic. How often
Speaker 1: we would cut a hole in the pandit age and
Speaker 1: that's what we do most of our meetings. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: that just seems so dangerous. Talk about a psychic animal
Speaker 1: pandas incredible, incredible, beautiful creature, very psychic. Um. What did
Speaker 1: the psychic say to the waiter at the steakhouse? I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'll have my steak medium. Okay, so now
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be funny here, but were you
Speaker 1: about to predict that I was going to say that joke.
Speaker 1: I was not, actually, but it's a pretty good joke, right,
Speaker 1: you can use it, Laura Fell, Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: My drunk psychic used to say that joke all all
Speaker 1: the time to me, to the point of like give
Speaker 1: it a rest, Phil, Ye, yeah, get another joke. Here's
Speaker 1: a question for you. If Carolina doesn't do her job,
Speaker 1: how hard would it be for me to put a
Speaker 1: X on her? Would you teach me how to put
Speaker 1: a hex on her if she doesn't do her job?
Speaker 1: That's not something I do, and I really don't recommend Texas.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing. I believe in karma, and whatever
Speaker 1: you put out to someone is going to it's going
Speaker 1: to come back in space exactly. So I really don't
Speaker 1: recommend that. So you don't. You don't encourage hexes. You
Speaker 1: don't use chicken bones in your practice? No, definitely not. No,
Speaker 1: you don't need to add that into the working environment
Speaker 1: because I've been collecting chicken bones. Are you serious? I
Speaker 1: have a trunk full of chicken bones that I'm using
Speaker 1: two for a future hex um. Here's something interesting. I
Speaker 1: bought some ax body spray. I don't know if you're
Speaker 1: familiar with it, because some faults advertising told me it
Speaker 1: would make women on the street cling to me like
Speaker 1: a fire pole. And every morning I'll stand in my
Speaker 1: hallway nude and I take about ten minutes and I
Speaker 1: coat myself in it until is dripping down onto a
Speaker 1: puddle onto the floor. My question is do you have
Speaker 1: an actual love potion that works? Um? Yeah, No, I
Speaker 1: don't work with potions. There are some practitioners you might
Speaker 1: I actually just recommend just being your best self and
Speaker 1: you know, using your natural spirit and energy. Ver So,
Speaker 1: if I want to delve int hexes or potions, I
Speaker 1: don't come to Laura. That is correct. Maybe just asking
Speaker 1: like a woman, like how she's doing, what her interests are,
Speaker 1: what her hobbies are. There she want to go to
Speaker 1: a movie? There are angels you can potions? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe she does. If I see a white wolf
Speaker 1: alone in the woods, is it best that I follow
Speaker 1: it and see to what future it leads me? Or
Speaker 1: is that or is that dangerous? Should I just let
Speaker 1: the white wolf go? Hmm? That is a very good question.
Speaker 1: I I think it could potentially be dress, but I
Speaker 1: would say to follow your intuition. Maybe you just let
Speaker 1: it go. Just from our experience with dogs, Yes, you know,
Speaker 1: it's so interesting. I am I can always tell when
Speaker 1: a dog's attacking me. Does that make me a psychic? No?
Speaker 1: I think that's just being aware and observance. Okay, because
Speaker 1: it's uncanny when a dog. When a dog bites me,
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's biting me. I'm getting bitten by
Speaker 1: a dog. So yeah, I know you're in tune with
Speaker 1: your body, which I'm proud of. I'm not gonna I'm
Speaker 1: not going to back down from Laura. I have aries
Speaker 1: moon rising. Am I handsome? Okay, So this is a
Speaker 1: good time to bring up that I am not an astrologer.
Speaker 1: So astrologer not one and the same. No, No, I
Speaker 1: mean there are you a numerologist? I am not. I
Speaker 1: do believe in numerology and astrology, but I don't practice
Speaker 1: either professionally. So those are two very different things. One
Speaker 1: is looking at the planets and the influences, honest one
Speaker 1: looking at you know, numbers and their deeper meaning. I
Speaker 1: actually use my abilities. I'm clairvoyant, I'm clear audience, so
Speaker 1: I see, I hear in an EmPATH, I feel and
Speaker 1: I received information that way versus using those other tools,
Speaker 1: so you can see auras a little bit like Actually,
Speaker 1: you know, that's the interesting there's a lot of different
Speaker 1: types of psychics. I don't see auras, I actually feel
Speaker 1: them more than I see them. So even with a clairvoyant,
Speaker 1: which clairvoyant means basically psychic seeing seeing in the spiritual realm,
Speaker 1: there's different ways that that can manifest for different things. Hey, hey, someone,
Speaker 1: Zora just pinched me in the fannie whoa wow. So
Speaker 1: if I brought you with me to a craps table,
Speaker 1: could you predict what number I'm about to roll? You know,
Speaker 1: I've never tried craps, but I actually have used my
Speaker 1: abilities to play poker, and I've I've one. Okay, so
Speaker 1: I've thousands of dollars. No, not that much, but I
Speaker 1: would say small potatoes. What percentage of your business would
Speaker 1: you say comes from children's birthday parties? Pretty much? Zero? Yeah? Okay, gosh,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm shocked. Yeah, I think. I don't think children
Speaker 1: really connect with what I do. It's really more for adults.
Speaker 1: I just remember growing up, we would always have a
Speaker 1: psychic our birthday parties. It was a pretty like somber mood.
Speaker 1: There are not a lot of laughter. Mhm. Wegi board
Speaker 1: in a psychic. That was my birthday party from the
Speaker 1: time I was three until I was eleven. Eight years
Speaker 1: in a row, draw the curtains, lights and black candles.
Speaker 1: Bring in the psychic. Everyone shut up, it's time to
Speaker 1: have a birthday anyway. My party's we just had like
Speaker 1: a face painter. And now I know as a psychic,
Speaker 1: you've been alive forever. Um, what was the Civil War? Like? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's not true. I have not been a life forever.
Speaker 1: I'm you know, just you know, aging, just like everyone else. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you don't know what the Civil War was other
Speaker 1: than books. One thing that psychics can do that maybe
Speaker 1: others candas. I can access past live so I can
Speaker 1: look at things from other historic periods. But it wasn't
Speaker 1: like me, you know, in this body doing that Ulysses S. Grant.
Speaker 1: Yeah you couldn't. No, I do have past life memories
Speaker 1: from other periods, you know, ancient Egypt. And speaking of agent,
Speaker 1: because I've always told Carolina that I feel like I
Speaker 1: come from royalty and is there a chance, is there
Speaker 1: some chance that I was Cleopatrick in a former life.
Speaker 1: There's got to be. I think that's very, very slim
Speaker 1: chance not the thing we can confirm. Because I'm a
Speaker 1: huge Elizabeth Taylor fan, and you know, it's such a
Speaker 1: long movie that you watch so frequently. I just get
Speaker 1: sucked in and identify with her and that time period
Speaker 1: in ancient Egypt, and I'm just like, I've got to
Speaker 1: be I wonder if I was Cleopatrick, Cleopatra Cleopatrick. No, Caroline,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, because the monks from Ireland came down. The
Speaker 1: Vikings took the monks from Ireland down to what was
Speaker 1: now known as Egypt. They built the pyramids. Her name
Speaker 1: is Cleopatrick. We can address that later. Sorry, Laura, that's okay,
Speaker 1: but I'm gonna side with thank you. Well, maybe you
Speaker 1: won't be paid after the show. Then, Um, do you
Speaker 1: have crystals at all? To use crystals? And if you do,
Speaker 1: do you have any that I could trip balls on? Okay? Well,
Speaker 1: first of all, I don't think crystals and tripping balls
Speaker 1: are connect did but I do believe that crystals can
Speaker 1: be very powerful. I don't actively use them in my
Speaker 1: work now because I bought some of the Pasadena swap
Speaker 1: meat and uh, I carry a satchel with me of crystals.
Speaker 1: I know you took them to call last year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've handed him out. How close have you worked with
Speaker 1: Whoopi Goldberg? I have never worked with Whoopy Goldberg. I
Speaker 1: think she's she's a medium. No, she I believe she
Speaker 1: played one in a movie. But that's very different. I
Speaker 1: think you're thinking of the movie Goes. Yes, the documentary Ghost. No,
Speaker 1: that was a movie with Patrick Swayze and Demi Moore
Speaker 1: their actors. Okay, so she's she's an actress, but it
Speaker 1: was speaking of ghosts. What about that pottery scene? Huh
Speaker 1: pretty sexy steph Yeah, do ghosts ever? Ghost try to
Speaker 1: get it on? They do? Actually, and just went up.
Speaker 1: I just got pinched in the butt again. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: what's going on, see it or something might be also
Speaker 1: like starting around watch like there's a lot of meal
Speaker 1: goost that will be like peeping toms. They like to watch. Okay,
Speaker 1: well not in the me too era. Unfortunately they still do.
Speaker 1: They still they have. They not got the message. I
Speaker 1: don't think, so give me a break. Let me ask
Speaker 1: you this, and I don't. You may not be comfortable
Speaker 1: because a lot of people don't like to get into politics.
Speaker 1: But President Trump, what's his psychic aura? Do you get?
Speaker 1: Do you pick up anything? All? Right? Yeah, I try
Speaker 1: not to get to into politics. I will say that
Speaker 1: I think that he is a younger soul. I'll just
Speaker 1: say that, so a younger soul, implying that there isn't
Speaker 1: wisdom there. I would say that, Um, yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: lot to learn. Do you think Trump and kid share
Speaker 1: the same soul? I'm getting a no on that kid Rock.
Speaker 1: Though he knows how to put on a show, I'm
Speaker 1: not really a fan, so I'm not really familiar with
Speaker 1: his music. He's not a kid either, that's just his nickname.
Speaker 1: So one for Ron, zero for Carolina. Yeah, Ace Ventura.
Speaker 1: He was a pet detective, he wasn't a psychic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: detective and a psychic very different. So a psychic is
Speaker 1: using information from the non physical realm, and a detective
Speaker 1: is using information from the physical realm. So I do
Speaker 1: work as a pet psychic. I think I understand. Oh,
Speaker 1: so you work as a pet psychic too. Let me
Speaker 1: ask you this. People probably call you in when they're
Speaker 1: dealing with cats and dogs. What's the what's the smallest
Speaker 1: animal that you've worked with to pick up their psychic energy.
Speaker 1: I mean, could you like a flea or is it
Speaker 1: more of a man emmal? Uh? Something with a vertebrae.
Speaker 1: I've I've never worked with the fleet. I have worked
Speaker 1: with hamsters, so yeah, small mammals occasionally insects, Commodo dragon.
Speaker 1: I've never personally worked with the Commoto dragon, though I'm
Speaker 1: open to it. What about a parrot um? I have
Speaker 1: a client that I'm supposed to be communicating with, but
Speaker 1: I haven't actually done it yet with the parrot. How
Speaker 1: crazy if you're working with a parrot and then they
Speaker 1: started talking back to you, m is there? Did you
Speaker 1: bring food in today? Oh? My god, that doesn't smell
Speaker 1: good at all? Well did you? Obviously someone has passed
Speaker 1: gas in the studio at this point, didn't do it?
Speaker 1: Someone has passed it with Laura. Let's see how good
Speaker 1: you are. Can you tell who passed gas between the
Speaker 1: two of us using your psychic ability? Because I don't
Speaker 1: think it was you. No, No, I don't think that
Speaker 1: that's probably an appropriate use of my guests. Whoever smelled
Speaker 1: a del that that's my psychic ability? This is so
Speaker 1: really run you just say you farted. It's fine, I didn't.
Speaker 1: I honestly that was me. Oh my god, that we
Speaker 1: have a guest, I know, but the first one. So
Speaker 1: really you can't tell with your ability. No I can,
Speaker 1: but I was trying to be plate and who did it?
Speaker 1: Come on, Carolina, No, No, that's actually not what I
Speaker 1: was thinking at all. Oh so me, Yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: guilty has charged? That was boy. Come on, I should
Speaker 1: not eat a shrimp salad before we do a podcast.
Speaker 1: Oh oh my gosh. And that was a couple of
Speaker 1: days old too. Remind me two day old shrimp salad,
Speaker 1: don't eat it. Yeah, that's when you want to eat
Speaker 1: fresh off the boat. Laura. We cannot thank you enough
Speaker 1: for sitting down with us. You were obviously an extremely
Speaker 1: talented individual, and you have really opened our eyes into
Speaker 1: the possibilities that are out there, and we wish you
Speaker 1: continued success. You're welcome back anytime on the podcast. Thank
Speaker 1: you for your time. Great, Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: having me. We'll be right back after this important announcement. Yeah. Well, Caroline,
Speaker 1: I don't know how you felt, but I thoroughly enjoyed. Uh.
Speaker 1: Laura powers very powerful from powers, and I think she
Speaker 1: enjoyed it too. You know, sometimes when we do these things,
Speaker 1: you can tell that people are just hating it well,
Speaker 1: which reflects more on them, you know. But I think
Speaker 1: she had a great time and she loved to talk
Speaker 1: about her craft. So, um, let's do our fact check here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: today was pretty strong show, right, I mean, okay, we
Speaker 1: have to go over a fugit basics. I'm the Occlivius Clativous.
Speaker 1: I think you're, um, right right along here, I'm pointing
Speaker 1: to it. Now, that's that's just a made up I think. Um.
Speaker 1: And then the met it's a it's a part of
Speaker 1: your foot, oh all right, um. And then Cleopatrick Cleopatra
Speaker 1: I think are the you might have some crossover in
Speaker 1: terms of Egyptian history. Um, there's no Irish involved. We
Speaker 1: don't know that for sure. Continue it's pretty well recorded actually,
Speaker 1: but okay the astrology Cleopatrick is also a band, I
Speaker 1: know that. Okay, Yeah, I mean sure. And they got
Speaker 1: their name from Cleopatrick. No, no, like, I don't think
Speaker 1: that's so. Um then where when then we're do they
Speaker 1: get their name? They just make it up? Potentially, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just a play on words. Sounds like our horoscope readings.
Speaker 1: Geminis have one head most human beings, I think I
Speaker 1: just have one solid head. No secret twin. Um, he
Speaker 1: actually missed Virgo. I don't know if you had a
Speaker 1: reading for them. Oh wait, hold on, let me look. Yes, Virgo, Virgo,
Speaker 1: you should be sensitive to time management. Okay, there we go. Um,
Speaker 1: five letters a day? You're you? You write five five
Speaker 1: letters a day? Because I have over a thousand pin pass,
Speaker 1: that's three sixty five days a year. I'm assuming if
Speaker 1: you're really strict, d and twenty five letters a year,
Speaker 1: that's just pretty impressive. I don't think that makes any Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna go with you on this one.
Speaker 1: I trust you, my my. What I meant I miss
Speaker 1: My goal is to write five letters a day. That's
Speaker 1: my goal. I don't always get there. Um. Dolphins and
Speaker 1: pandas no uh no actual powers in terms of this
Speaker 1: is where Laura was wrong, because I know for a
Speaker 1: fact there is a dolphin a team of dolphins that
Speaker 1: l A p d use and they are a coordinated
Speaker 1: strike force and they patrol the waters from San Pedro
Speaker 1: all the way at to Catalina, and they're the tip
Speaker 1: of the spear on our war on drugs. Dolphins some
Speaker 1: covert operation, and it's very dangerous for the dolphins because
Speaker 1: just like Ethan Hawk and Training Day, you can get
Speaker 1: hooked on the bad stuff. A lot of the dolphins
Speaker 1: will find, you know, bags of cocaine on the ocean floor,
Speaker 1: and they get hooked. They get hooked baby. Um. That's
Speaker 1: why if you ever see a dolphin in the wild,
Speaker 1: you should give him a Did you give him a salute?
Speaker 1: So I appreciate what you're doing. Yeah. Um. Psychics have
Speaker 1: been alive for just how long they've their ages. They
Speaker 1: haven't been a wife, so they don't live for eternity. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you don't live forever unless you're psychic. No, that's what
Speaker 1: we just confirmed, all right, So I think that is it.
Speaker 1: I mean, we can't say for sure Cleopatra is who
Speaker 1: you were in a previous life, but like Laura said,
Speaker 1: it's pretty slim. Well, that's what I was trying to
Speaker 1: hint with her, like, maybe she's wrong sometimes, you know.
Speaker 1: So I guess we just won't know. But I've often
Speaker 1: heard okay, fine, maybe it wasn't Cleopatra in the past life,
Speaker 1: but I've often heard from people on the street who
Speaker 1: just walk up to me and say, you have features.
Speaker 1: You resemble Cleopatra in your features. So that's where I
Speaker 1: got it from. Um the Greek myths, I think, and
Speaker 1: you admitted this, but it's just in it's an over
Speaker 1: I'm with you on this one, this one that was
Speaker 1: a disaster. All right, Well, thank you. That was the
Speaker 1: fact check. Carolina appreciate it. Well, here's Ron Burgundy's final thoughts.
Speaker 1: I think we've we all learned quite a bit about
Speaker 1: our futures today. In fact, Carolina will probably go home
Speaker 1: to night and drink away her sorrows and hope that
Speaker 1: she meets her Prince Charming one day, something I take
Speaker 1: really seriously. And I'm going to look back at that
Speaker 1: stupid lighthouse picture and tell it's something it doesn't know.
Speaker 1: I am the lighthouse now, buddy. I see all the
Speaker 1: ships heading in my direction, and I've got a newsy.
Speaker 1: In other words, see you later, suckers. This is Round Burgundy.
Speaker 1: You just listened to the Ron Burgundy podcast. Why did
Speaker 1: you make that? You made that weird noise with your
Speaker 1: mouth after I read that final left like a crazy
Speaker 1: thing to tell. Lighthouse painting is it crazy, I mean,
Speaker 1: or does it make perfect sense? Lighthouses are threatening, talk
Speaker 1: about haunted. You don't have anozy, I was just a
Speaker 1: figure of spoon. Stay tuned for scenes from the next
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Speaker 1: Burgundy Podcast today, we are having to accord this show
Speaker 1: from my garage because my living room flooded last night.
Speaker 1: My garage is haunted and I was whispering because I'm
Speaker 1: afraid of waking ghosts. And of course our street we
Speaker 1: still have old metal trash cans. We don't have the
Speaker 1: plastic ones, so they make That's why it's so that's
Speaker 1: making so much noise. As long as the ice jackal
Speaker 1: doesn't show, we'll be fact never mind. Okay, they you
Speaker 1: no attention, Caroline. Let's just keep doing the showy attention
Speaker 1: to what you didn't hear that. If we just ignore it,
Speaker 1: maybe it'll just go away. Ron ran out of the room,
Speaker 1: so we're just looking through um the house for him. Ron. Hey, buddy,
Speaker 1: did you did you captured with the golden net of invincibility? Yes?
Speaker 1: Maybe we just get dressed. I'm gonna pull some clothes. No,
Speaker 1: we have we have some The whole cruise here okay,
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