WEBVTT - My Key Grip - Rick Uva

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<v Speaker 1>We asked another former employee of Tosh Porn of the

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<v Speaker 1>same question. So here goes talk about what a good

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<v Speaker 1>time that show was and how easy I was to

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<v Speaker 1>work with.

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<v Speaker 2>I would say, you're the easiest person ever.

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<v Speaker 1>You hear that, Andrew? I know he listens every week.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a pleasure to work with any were pashhash

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<v Speaker 1>shows show. Welcome to Tosh Show. I'm Daniel Tosh, and

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<v Speaker 1>I can name that TV show in under two frames.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, give it to me. Little House in the Prairie.

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<v Speaker 3>Goddamn boom you see that? I mean, half pint's not

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<v Speaker 3>even in the picture. How'd you get that?

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<v Speaker 1>Were you forced to watch the Little House in the Prairie, Edie.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even know it was forced. There wasn't a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>On I think I was. I think we were forced

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<v Speaker 1>to watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I always uh get confused. What who's this star of

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<v Speaker 1>Little House in the Prayer? The Father Michael? I always say, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he was the closeted gay man, But I know that

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<v Speaker 1>that's not true. I get that confused with the Brady Bunch, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know he was closeted right? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Robert Reid, who played Mike Brady on The Brady

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<v Speaker 3>Bunch was gay and kept a sexual orientation private for

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<v Speaker 3>most of his life.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, I always get that. I always got them confused.

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<v Speaker 3>I wouldn't fuck Carol either.

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<v Speaker 1>I was into Carol.

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<v Speaker 3>You like Carol Brady.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought she was all right, all right, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>she was all right. She certainly dressed nicer than my

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<v Speaker 1>wife ever has. Do you like Lassie? I hated Lassie.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest with you. I don't like a border Collie.

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<v Speaker 1>That fucking weird face, so skinny.

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<v Speaker 2>Ugh.

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<v Speaker 1>You know I liked Benji. You know, I like Benji

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<v Speaker 1>over Lassie. Benji was a mutt. I'm just I'm more

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<v Speaker 1>of a mutt guy. Now you say, oh, Carl's not

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<v Speaker 1>a mutt. Depends on who you ask, akc. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>think they're recognizing bernodoodles. I know what I sound like

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<v Speaker 1>when I talk fuck an idiot. Sometimes they get nostalgic

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<v Speaker 1>these shows. I was cleaning out, uh some stuff, as

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<v Speaker 1>I always do. I found this photo and it was

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<v Speaker 1>a photo I took of a man, okay, like just

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<v Speaker 1>his face, right, I mean, not like a man man

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<v Speaker 1>like like like early twenties. And I was like, oh

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<v Speaker 1>my God, I don't remember his name, but I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>I it just immediately took me back. This guy worked

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<v Speaker 1>at the Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado, a club you

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<v Speaker 1>and I've worked a ton of times. Yeah, oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>remember that. They were always like, we don't put you

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<v Speaker 1>up in a hotel because we have a really nice condo.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, Wendy, that's that's nice, but some of us

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<v Speaker 1>would like room service. But that's beside the point. You

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<v Speaker 1>stay at the condo, you have to walk through a

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<v Speaker 1>seven eleven, which oddly at the time was like a plus.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, you know, get some gross snacks

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<v Speaker 1>at night and head on up to my room, and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, get rid of this weird faux fur blanket

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<v Speaker 1>that has been jerked in by every other comic. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>one week I was working there as a young comedian

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<v Speaker 1>and this guy was an employee there, and he and

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<v Speaker 1>I just hit it off, and I just found him hysterical.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just remember like we like went out every night,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe we went out during the day for like lunch

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff. All of a sudden, he has like a

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<v Speaker 1>best friend.

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<v Speaker 3>Just doing stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>We were just hanging out. It's just funny. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>this guy is hysterical. And then the next time I

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<v Speaker 1>worked there, he didn't work there anymore. I just never

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<v Speaker 1>You know, is you don't ask when you're a man,

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<v Speaker 1>it's hard for you to ask for another man's phone number, Like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>we should stay and be in touch and hang out.

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<v Speaker 1>The point is, I'd like, I'd like you, guys, my fans,

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<v Speaker 1>uh to find out who this guy is and where

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<v Speaker 1>is he? What's he doing and does he remember hanging

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<v Speaker 1>out with me for a week and were his memories

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<v Speaker 1>fond like it? I'm curious.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a mission for the listeners.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so it's a job for the listeners. They can

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<v Speaker 1>figure stuff out. They seem to have all the answers.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it sounds you know, I don't. I want

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<v Speaker 1>to make sure I use the right PC term here.

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<v Speaker 1>I know it sounds fruity.

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's what. Yeah, you're supposed to listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's that's that's the right way to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I just had a good time this guy. We

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<v Speaker 1>had tons of laughs.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope this works.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope it works too. That'll be a fun guest. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>have him on what if he what if I would

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<v Speaker 1>be heartbroken and be like, what I don't remember. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>yeah I did work there. Oh we hung out.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's gonna this is gonna this is gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be great.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, speaking of a blast from the past, today's guest

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<v Speaker 1>he was with us every step of the way on

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<v Speaker 1>Tosh Point. Oh, and now he's here, he's back. So old,

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<v Speaker 1>he is so old, he's our oldest friend. He is ah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's a good guy. Enjoys show. My guest today worked

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<v Speaker 1>with me at Comedy Central from our show's first day

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<v Speaker 1>to its last. He's seen it all and knows too much.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the most respected crew member in the history of

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<v Speaker 1>Tosh Point. Oh, all right, that's fair. Please welcome key Grip. Rick.

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<v Speaker 1>I still have no idea what a key grip is.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Rick, how are.

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<v Speaker 2>You doing fine?

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<v Speaker 1>Sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, thanks for the invite. Daniel, how you been what dreaming?

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<v Speaker 2>You're a white dream How long you been married all together?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Forty years? But how many women?

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<v Speaker 1>That's two ways? Forty years too? How many did you

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<v Speaker 1>give the first one?

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<v Speaker 2>First one is about eight nine years? How many years?

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<v Speaker 1>Was too? Was the writing on the wall and you're like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh that we should have done. We should have got

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<v Speaker 1>rid of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I think it was probably after about seven. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of a kind of separated grow part.

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<v Speaker 1>That's seven year itch?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a real Well, I think it was achy

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<v Speaker 2>all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that might be herpes? All right? Ray, do you

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<v Speaker 1>believe in ghosts?

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<v Speaker 2>I believe in the spirit. I guess you can call

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<v Speaker 2>them ghosts and the holy ghost. How about that one?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, sure he's like the top ghost. Yeah, he's above Casper.

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<v Speaker 2>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, I want people to know, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna be dressed exactly like you, because every

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<v Speaker 1>time I've seen you for just years and years, you

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<v Speaker 1>have a black T shirt on and a headband. And

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<v Speaker 1>sure enough you have a headband on, But today you

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<v Speaker 1>fancied it up with a Henley You've got so I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't know that you were going. I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>you owned the button shirt.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife dressed me today.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I mean, cause that's as fancy as I've.

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<v Speaker 2>Seen you pup these buttons right now?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you wear black shirts every day of your life? Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it just to work?

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<v Speaker 2>It's for work. And if we see a reflection, like

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<v Speaker 2>I was shooting something the other day in a in

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<v Speaker 2>a beautiful black piano lacquer and they say, hey, I

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<v Speaker 2>can see your jeans. So you don't want to be

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<v Speaker 2>that guy being called out when they're getting to take

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<v Speaker 2>number six and they love it. So everyone wears what

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<v Speaker 2>they call show blacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Gotcha all right? So there was a reason that you

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<v Speaker 1>always there's a reason. I don't feel like you would

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<v Speaker 1>it would have. You could have mixed it up a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit, maybe wear like a navy or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Could you were born and raised in southern California. Tell

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<v Speaker 1>me about what life was like here seven decades ago.

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<v Speaker 2>You could paddle out to Malthab and get waves to yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Anywhere you wanted to serve, you could do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me say long I served yesterday at the Rock.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll say where I served. It was. It was overhead glassy,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a real swell that was fading out, and I

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<v Speaker 1>surf for two people. Great. I mean, so it still happened.

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<v Speaker 1>People always always say, like, you know, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if it's revision, it's history, like, oh, there used to

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<v Speaker 1>be no crowds. It's like you can still find it.

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<v Speaker 1>You got you have to you have to dedicate your

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<v Speaker 1>life to it, and the reality is we get older

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<v Speaker 1>and we can't dedicate every minute to surfing exactly. So

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<v Speaker 1>you were a surfer. When did you start surfing?

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<v Speaker 2>I was eleven. First board was a Gregnoll eight eleven,

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<v Speaker 2>picked it up for ten bucks from the Gregnoll shop

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<v Speaker 2>right there off of pch and Peer Avenue.

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<v Speaker 1>And you just took to it right away like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Once, when you first stand up, you're on top

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<v Speaker 2>of the world. Dan, you know, wow, it's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>I start in third grade, North Carolina. I was living

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<v Speaker 1>in Newbern, North Carolina. We had something to come there

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<v Speaker 1>because I went to a predominantly black school there. You

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<v Speaker 1>grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood in Inglewood. Where

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<v Speaker 1>else did you live?

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<v Speaker 2>Then? From Inglewood we moved into Hawthorne, a slight knighte.

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<v Speaker 2>The neighborhood was called Little Watts Little Watts, and all

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<v Speaker 2>my schools were blended.

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<v Speaker 1>So what is your ethnicity? I've always been an Italian?

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<v Speaker 1>You're an Italian? Did you guys know he was Italian?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Okay, my mom was a Russian Jew. Russian Jew,

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<v Speaker 2>So I say we're a Jew.

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<v Speaker 1>Wap Oh, I don't say that.

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<v Speaker 2>I can say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Please don't go to Eddie Rick. We're all in trouble

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<v Speaker 1>if he's the barometer. Uh, you don't do drugs, but

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<v Speaker 1>look like the biggest hippie I've ever laid my eyes on.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say I'm fit right in that mold. You never

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<v Speaker 2>bring any Petulia oil today, But I'm not old hippie.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you ever did you go through a big drug phase?

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<v Speaker 2>No, never did marijuana. Well, yeah, I did a CBD

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<v Speaker 2>once in a while, but you know, but not not

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<v Speaker 2>but any of the other stuff. I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>are you still a hippie at home? I'm still a

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<v Speaker 2>hippie at heart, Daniel.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you go to college a little bit?

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<v Speaker 2>Not much. I was more of a hands on guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was doing and metal welling and stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And then mal was ten foot and I didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to do arc weding in the summer in the leathers

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<v Speaker 2>when so I just quit and it started surfing, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I became a landscape contractor.

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<v Speaker 1>Surfing took you around the globe though.

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of Yeah, I guess it, do you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean you never considered living someplace that you couldn't surf?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I had to be by water.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the problem. I've always said that's the problem with surfing.

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<v Speaker 1>It ruins you in that you'll only live by water,

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<v Speaker 1>which happens to be the most expensive areas to live.

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Ah, it's a bad it's a bad thing. And then

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<v Speaker 1>being like, if you really dedicate yourself a surfer, that

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't coincide well with making a good living exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I learned that when I was doing contest.

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<v Speaker 1>You were a competitive surfer in California and Hawaii. Describe

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<v Speaker 1>what that was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I was a competitive I did one year. I

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<v Speaker 2>served pretty well. I was out of high school, probably

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<v Speaker 2>seventeen maybe eighteen, and I got to the Huntington Open.

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<v Speaker 2>It was WSA back then, So I won the first heat.

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<v Speaker 2>I kept win in the first and then I moved

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<v Speaker 2>to two A and then three A and I just

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<v Speaker 2>kept winning. And then I got an invite to serve Malibu,

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<v Speaker 2>a four A contest with all the pros. Well, I

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<v Speaker 2>served Malibu quite a bit. I knew the break, I

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<v Speaker 2>knew the tide.

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<v Speaker 1>So this was that first point.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, here's what they did. They put everyone out at

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<v Speaker 2>third point and we had it to ourselves. Four guys

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<v Speaker 2>in the water, double eliminations from second point all the

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<v Speaker 2>way to and was lining up all the way to

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<v Speaker 2>the pier. Talk about hooting and hollering.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good day.

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<v Speaker 2>That was a good day. And then I just kept

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<v Speaker 2>winning and winning because of double eliminations, and and then

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<v Speaker 2>I had to go in the final. I served seven

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<v Speaker 2>times that day and I had to go up again

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<v Speaker 2>to Mike Purpose. He was like the best guy around

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<v Speaker 2>roundhouse cutbacks, and I studied him quite a bit. He

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<v Speaker 2>was a South Bay guy, like I can't even paddle

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<v Speaker 2>out because you got to go out. Well, he won anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>But that was what I claim to fame. But like

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<v Speaker 2>you said, there's no money in it. There's no money

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<v Speaker 2>in the business. What is this steamer's lane in the contest?

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<v Speaker 2>That's you yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Back and steamer will boom. Oh that water was cold, cold,

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<v Speaker 1>cold water up in steamer lanes. You ended up in Australia,

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<v Speaker 1>I did. How long did you live there?

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<v Speaker 2>I lived there for about a year and a half,

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<v Speaker 2>but I stopped in Maui for about four months, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I surfed in Honloa Bay. Best wave in the

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<v Speaker 2>world at least for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 2>I got in really really good shape because you're just

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<v Speaker 2>out there and the waves are bigger and stronger, and

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like big waves now on either. I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>six seven foot waves when it comes bigger than.

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<v Speaker 1>That double overhead double overheads, where I sad.

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<v Speaker 2>And you try to stead outside and get the big

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<v Speaker 2>set wave.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you worked in Hollywood for nearly forty years.

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<v Speaker 1>How much have things changed during that time?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say. When I started, we were burning arcs, which

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<v Speaker 2>are the old the lights that were tied together. They

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<v Speaker 2>were like welding rods that were put together, and they

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<v Speaker 2>created this arc in these lenses. And then we were

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<v Speaker 2>shooting film. The mags would come in a thousand foot mags.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like big things. I look like Mickey Mouse. Here's

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<v Speaker 2>on the old cameras. It cost a dollar a foot

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<v Speaker 2>to buy it and two dollars a foot to process it,

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<v Speaker 2>and you only get three minutes out of it. So

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<v Speaker 2>that's changed quite a bit. So you're spending three grand

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<v Speaker 2>on just three minutes, and who knows what's going to take.

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<v Speaker 2>So then eventually they change the lights. Now that's all

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<v Speaker 2>led and the cameras are little chips. Yeah, Star Trek said,

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<v Speaker 2>here's a chip we found about this planet and all

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<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, everything's on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, for people that always see the title key Grip

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<v Speaker 1>in the credits and myself, what does a key grip do?

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<v Speaker 2>I would say the key grip's responsibility is listen to

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<v Speaker 2>the director, and then you want to listen to the

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<v Speaker 2>head guy, the head electrician. And then anytime he moves,

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<v Speaker 2>we go and service his light. So he puts up

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<v Speaker 2>a light, we go in there and shape it or

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<v Speaker 2>cut it. Then we put people on the dolly. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>we have a dolly. Sometimes it's just handheld, so we

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<v Speaker 2>stay right next to the camera. A lot of times

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<v Speaker 2>we see the cranes moving, that's probably two key grips,

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<v Speaker 2>or sometimes it's camera operators.

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<v Speaker 1>Now explain the difference between grip, best boy grip, and

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<v Speaker 1>key grip.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, the key grip is pretty much the guy in charge.

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<v Speaker 2>He's in charge of men and equipment, so you make

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<v Speaker 2>sure you surround yourself with the best guys. Then the

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<v Speaker 2>best boy is basically like like your wife. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>you you get someone that's brilliant, really good at taking

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<v Speaker 2>care of the numbers, making sure all your your points

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<v Speaker 2>fit together, and he basically handles all kinds of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I say, Matt, we need we need three guys,

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<v Speaker 2>and we're going to be doing this and here's here's

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<v Speaker 2>our order. So he'll get it all squared away, get

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<v Speaker 2>it all sent in. That's our best boy. Girl.

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<v Speaker 1>It can be a best girl. Do they change the

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<v Speaker 1>title the best girl when it's a female sometimes?

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<v Speaker 2>But I think I think they stick with the best boy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's got to be a fun credit read best

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<v Speaker 1>boy Susan.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the key grip and that's that's the and

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<v Speaker 1>then oh sorry, then just the regular grip. Got it right.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a book titled The Grip Book written by Michael

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<v Speaker 1>g Uva and your relationship to you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's my big brother. He taught me.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you know that? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like a silverspoon guy started in the commercial world.

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<v Speaker 1>How good is your grip?

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, it's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that's a strong grip. What were the glory

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<v Speaker 1>days of Hollywood?

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<v Speaker 2>I think they treated you great. We were doing commercial

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<v Speaker 2>hall around the United States, so hit our boss. He

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<v Speaker 2>lived by like a block and a half from Malibu Pier.

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<v Speaker 2>His wife was a producer, so it flies to all

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<v Speaker 2>these different states. Would send the trucks out grip and electric.

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<v Speaker 2>He was a photographer, so he didn't use money many lights.

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<v Speaker 2>He liked the sunrise, sunset, the beauty shots of golden hours.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we'd stay in these great hotels, give us

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<v Speaker 2>some money per dim and.

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<v Speaker 1>Talk about the cocaine. Was there tons of cocaine back then?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I missed that, fortunately for you, but not

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<v Speaker 2>for me. Well, there was a little bit still dabbling around,

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<v Speaker 2>and then you know, once the bike came down in cocaine.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think he saw it on set, but I

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<v Speaker 2>heard stories about people would be getting paid in time

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<v Speaker 2>and a half or double time by Bindles. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>that's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Rumor talk about working on the set for the film Heat.

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<v Speaker 2>The shootout scene unbelievable. We spent a month on the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>Saturdays and Sundays with the shootout scene. They robbed the

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<v Speaker 2>Bank of the West. They started running down Figaroa and

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<v Speaker 2>there's basically thirty cops and the guys are running away

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<v Speaker 2>and you see flames coming out the barrel. It's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we got down by the Omni Hotel Sunday

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<v Speaker 2>morning and all of a sudden, boom boom boom, every

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<v Speaker 2>shooting cars running back and forth. You see people look

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<v Speaker 2>out the window. They hit the deck because they thought

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<v Speaker 2>it was a real shootout.

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<v Speaker 1>Well right, because you were using as Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>Mann, we weren't using real bullets, but we're using real

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<v Speaker 2>blanks right with flames coming out, So.

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<v Speaker 1>Just as loud as any, just as loud, just as scary.

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<v Speaker 1>What are some of the famous movie sets you've worked on.

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<v Speaker 2>I work on Heat, g I Jane was your show

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<v Speaker 2>was pretty good and always turning and burning something.

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<v Speaker 1>From Heat to tosh Point Oh. Well, most people wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>put those two in the same sentence, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>I appreciate Rick doing that. I feel like when you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about Heat and you talk about tosh Point Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is the two p's in a pod? Was tosh Point

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<v Speaker 1>Oh an easy gig? Or was that a pain in

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<v Speaker 1>the ass gig? Where where did it fall?

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say it was probably the easiest gig I've ever had.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know because I easily. You never saw me

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<v Speaker 2>because I always got behind the drapes. But as you're

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<v Speaker 2>up there rehearsing, I got to hear your life and

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<v Speaker 2>this that and things are going on, and then the rehearsal,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, I'd be at the drapes making looking at

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<v Speaker 2>my shoes, I see cashro come up.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh aren't you in astro?

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<v Speaker 2>And then let you out, get out the door, and

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<v Speaker 2>then let the people out of the stage. It was fun.

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<v Speaker 2>We had it down.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, it was that was It was a well

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<v Speaker 1>oiled machine, and I appreciate that you made sure everything

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<v Speaker 1>ran smoothly and quickly. How many layers of green screen

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<v Speaker 1>paint were on the wall by the time my show ended.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'd say probably about an inch thick.

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<v Speaker 1>There was a lot of green paint. Was so huge.

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<v Speaker 1>That green screenwall was so huge. Talk a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>about ramboard.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. Ramboard's good for protecting your floor because you

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<v Speaker 2>always had had ramboard.

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<v Speaker 1>Everywhere I looked, there was ramboard. Man, I ramboard. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't think you're a sponsor of the show, but you

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<v Speaker 1>really should. We really loved your cardboard that we would

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<v Speaker 1>roll out everywhere. I think I stole a few rolls

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<v Speaker 1>of that ramboard at some point.

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<v Speaker 2>Good to have.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's it's amazing. If you're work in your garage,

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<v Speaker 1>you can roll that out quickly, especially if you're doing

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<v Speaker 1>ding repair. I loved it. What's the most insane thing

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<v Speaker 1>you were asked to do on Tosh point zero.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd say one year we did these tracking marks up

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<v Speaker 2>in the ceiling. Memory you had cameras and we put

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<v Speaker 2>all these weird looking things up in the ceiling. We

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<v Speaker 2>had to clamp them up there because they were trying

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<v Speaker 2>to get kind of like what they now like volume

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<v Speaker 2>stages where you could see all around, but they were

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<v Speaker 2>trying to track all these marks, so you could almost

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<v Speaker 2>get a lit over the top of you. That was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of tricky, but we had first we had to

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<v Speaker 2>build those things mm hmm, and then we had to

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<v Speaker 2>clamp them and then see stand arms. So it was

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<v Speaker 2>like a whole day to set it up and like

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<v Speaker 2>a half a day to take it down.

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<v Speaker 1>Did we use it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. We put them up, but they were

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<v Speaker 2>up there.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they were up there forever, and we don't

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<v Speaker 1>think we used them. I think I could. I think

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<v Speaker 1>they're still probably up there.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I know where they're at.

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<v Speaker 1>When I switched our schedule to a start at seven

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<v Speaker 1>am every day, did you hate that on it? You

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<v Speaker 1>loved it?

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it. I'm up early. I was up at

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<v Speaker 2>three four in the morning all the time. But I

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<v Speaker 2>remember you said you wanted to get into the business

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<v Speaker 2>because you wanted to serve. Yeah, because you go two

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<v Speaker 2>or three hours on the commercial in the lineup U plus,

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<v Speaker 2>you could if you knew the tide, you come in later,

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<v Speaker 2>surf in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I like surfing it. I always the whole schedule got

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<v Speaker 1>moved early, so I could, like just we could we

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<v Speaker 1>could work in the morning. Fine, I'd rather my I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not a in person. I'd much rather surf right before dark.

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<v Speaker 2>So afternoon glass.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that's my little heaven there. You like, everyone

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<v Speaker 1>hates the traffic in Los Angeles, but you say, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, here's my workaround. I'm gonna leave, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>before the butt crack of dawn.

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<v Speaker 2>In the morning, and and get off by six.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, But you get wherever you need to get, and

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<v Speaker 1>then you get there. Whata You just sit in your

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<v Speaker 1>carvet in reading.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I read, you know, I read. If you

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit of get my bowl of manna, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Because if you if you can avoid the traffic, it's

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<v Speaker 1>really just a lovely city.

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<v Speaker 2>They put her on cruise control all the way from

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<v Speaker 2>my house. Uh huh, it's ninety nine miles to my boat.

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<v Speaker 2>I've taken up. Let's talk about that.

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<v Speaker 1>For a second.

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<v Speaker 2>Now.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we say you live in Escondido, but you also, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>for the majority of the time when you're working in Hollywood,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of times you live on a boat, right.

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<v Speaker 2>I call it my floating condo. A floating condo, thirty

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<v Speaker 2>foot sailboat Catalina.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you ever do you take it out?

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<v Speaker 2>No, don't take it out.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever taken it out?

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<v Speaker 2>We took it out when we moved it over into

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<v Speaker 2>the bay into we were in. We got it in

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<v Speaker 2>Santa Monica, and then we moved it into Ridondo.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a proper sailor?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah? But I'm thinking about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you competent? Well, I'm not getting in there with you.

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<v Speaker 2>No, No, I'm not competent. Before I take that thing out,

0:21:14.280 --> 0:21:16.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm I have someone teach me. Plus, I thought about

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<v Speaker 2>fixing up the boat. But you know, a boat stands

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<v Speaker 2>for break out another thousand and at this point, I

0:21:22.520 --> 0:21:24.239
<v Speaker 2>don't have a whole bunch of thousands to get it

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<v Speaker 2>in top shape.

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<v Speaker 1>What's it like living in a boat.

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<v Speaker 2>It's comfortable. You sleep like a baby in that boat,

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<v Speaker 2>like you're still in the womb.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know that I slept well in the womb.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's like a giant water bed.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well, a water bed is horrible. That's the worst

0:21:39.960 --> 0:21:40.600
<v Speaker 1>night sleep ever.

0:21:40.920 --> 0:21:43.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, if you get the baffles in it, it's much better.

0:21:44.480 --> 0:21:50.639
<v Speaker 1>And the baffles or the heated water, that's the grossest

0:21:51.280 --> 0:21:56.399
<v Speaker 1>sounding night's sleep I've ever heard. Heated waterbed. Good. All right,

0:21:56.440 --> 0:21:58.840
<v Speaker 1>hold on, So how long have you been in this boat?

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<v Speaker 2>This one? Probably about for thirteen years. I guess. We've

0:22:02.280 --> 0:22:04.400
<v Speaker 2>had this boat and I share it with the guy

0:22:04.400 --> 0:22:07.399
<v Speaker 2>that lives in Arizona. He's a sound mixer. Okay, so

0:22:07.440 --> 0:22:09.600
<v Speaker 2>we split the rent and it's now gone up to

0:22:09.600 --> 0:22:12.080
<v Speaker 2>about four hundred, just under four hundred a month. That's

0:22:12.480 --> 0:22:15.199
<v Speaker 2>that's your slip fee, well each of us. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>about eight hundred with bottom cleaning.

0:22:17.520 --> 0:22:18.760
<v Speaker 1>How often you clean the bottom?

0:22:18.920 --> 0:22:20.959
<v Speaker 2>They come about every month, month and a half.

0:22:21.160 --> 0:22:21.840
<v Speaker 1>Every month.

0:22:21.960 --> 0:22:23.720
<v Speaker 2>They take a piece of carp and wipe it down.

0:22:23.800 --> 0:22:25.800
<v Speaker 1>The ocean's brutal, it's hard.

0:22:25.680 --> 0:22:27.480
<v Speaker 2>And then you got to replace zincs in it every

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<v Speaker 2>now and again.

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<v Speaker 1>How often are you doing the boat?

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<v Speaker 2>Now? Well, I was there this morning, and usually i'm there.

0:22:32.840 --> 0:22:35.240
<v Speaker 2>I book up in the morning, do my job, and

0:22:35.240 --> 0:22:37.560
<v Speaker 2>then I'll go crash on the boat and instead of

0:22:37.600 --> 0:22:39.919
<v Speaker 2>going home in the afternoon, I wait till early in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning and reverse course and do the same thing.

0:22:43.520 --> 0:22:45.560
<v Speaker 2>But there was a time when I was working with

0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:48.960
<v Speaker 2>you before the pandemic. I was punching in over two

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<v Speaker 2>hundred days a year.

0:22:50.119 --> 0:22:50.840
<v Speaker 1>That's a lot of time.

0:22:50.880 --> 0:22:53.400
<v Speaker 2>I was bouncing off a lot of different shows. Well,

0:22:53.440 --> 0:22:57.440
<v Speaker 2>I stayed on the boat maybe one hundred and fifty days.

0:22:57.520 --> 0:22:59.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember when Eddie got hammered at a bar

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<v Speaker 1>called what is it Naj's Place at the Redondo Pier

0:23:02.640 --> 0:23:04.439
<v Speaker 1>and called to hang out because you were living on

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<v Speaker 1>the boat.

0:23:04.840 --> 0:23:11.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I remember that one and thirty five beers on tap.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Eddie? Were you trying to what were you trying

0:23:13.440 --> 0:23:15.040
<v Speaker 1>to find a place to sleep that night?

0:23:15.520 --> 0:23:15.800
<v Speaker 2>Hang out?

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<v Speaker 3>Rick's got a boat here?

0:23:16.920 --> 0:23:17.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:23:17.400 --> 0:23:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Were you going to take the boat out? All out?

0:23:19.080 --> 0:23:21.119
<v Speaker 1>Have been a great idea? Is that the key to

0:23:21.160 --> 0:23:23.439
<v Speaker 1>a happy marriage? You guys just like to separate. You

0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:25.560
<v Speaker 1>live on a boat half the time, and she's.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, it's just our lifestyle. But I think if you

0:23:27.920 --> 0:23:30.920
<v Speaker 2>want to stay married, you should have some air gap

0:23:30.960 --> 0:23:33.600
<v Speaker 2>between you. Guys. So because you know, people get a

0:23:33.600 --> 0:23:37.040
<v Speaker 2>little picky about certain things, and you'd get that space.

0:23:37.359 --> 0:23:37.880
<v Speaker 2>It's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>I just worry if I if I get space, that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going to kind of keep drifting farther and

0:23:42.280 --> 0:23:43.040
<v Speaker 1>farther away.

0:23:43.880 --> 0:23:46.359
<v Speaker 2>Nah, you won't do that. Well, you got the kids,

0:23:46.520 --> 0:23:48.080
<v Speaker 2>you know, you want to hang with the kids.

0:23:48.119 --> 0:23:50.760
<v Speaker 1>I love the kids, yeah, you know, and I love

0:23:50.840 --> 0:23:51.520
<v Speaker 1>the wife.

0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:53.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm really why if you want to keep it. It's

0:23:54.080 --> 0:23:55.240
<v Speaker 2>nice to have some space.

0:23:55.359 --> 0:24:00.639
<v Speaker 1>I have no space. It's just it's all about just

0:24:00.880 --> 0:24:03.480
<v Speaker 1>on top of each other at all times.

0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:04.280
<v Speaker 2>That's hard.

0:24:04.600 --> 0:24:07.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Well I didn't start till later. I'm on my

0:24:07.160 --> 0:24:09.159
<v Speaker 1>second marriage, but it's just my first marriage.

0:24:09.240 --> 0:24:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:24:09.560 --> 0:24:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Right, so I feel like, yeah, I got to act

0:24:12.040 --> 0:24:15.800
<v Speaker 1>like a knucklehead earlier, right, and I'm good. How many

0:24:15.800 --> 0:24:17.719
<v Speaker 1>different Comedy Central shows have you worked on?

0:24:18.040 --> 0:24:22.240
<v Speaker 2>Probably a dozen, Jim Jeffries. I started out with Norm

0:24:22.320 --> 0:24:23.280
<v Speaker 2>McDonald's Sports show.

0:24:23.440 --> 0:24:23.720
<v Speaker 1>Huh.

0:24:24.240 --> 0:24:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Then I did The Burn, Then I did Anthony Jesselnick,

0:24:27.840 --> 0:24:30.919
<v Speaker 2>The Jesselnick Offensive. In the meantime, I was taking care

0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:33.760
<v Speaker 2>of your show. Then we did Lights Out with David Spade.

0:24:34.359 --> 0:24:36.720
<v Speaker 2>Then we did another one with David Spade that was

0:24:36.840 --> 0:24:40.120
<v Speaker 2>After Party. That was a fizzle. It didn't last that long.

0:24:40.200 --> 0:24:42.119
<v Speaker 1>And then a third one with David Spade.

0:24:42.119 --> 0:24:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I didn't do the other one with David Spade, and

0:24:43.840 --> 0:24:46.440
<v Speaker 2>then I did another one with Anthony again called Good

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:49.439
<v Speaker 2>Talk that was pretty good, uh huh, and probably a

0:24:49.440 --> 0:24:50.160
<v Speaker 2>few more.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the pandemic happened.

0:24:51.760 --> 0:24:54.320
<v Speaker 2>Wiped us all out, although we had pandemic money, so

0:24:54.359 --> 0:24:55.719
<v Speaker 2>it wasn't so bad, was I?

0:24:56.320 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 1>The only show that ever paid you after the show

0:25:02.359 --> 0:25:03.520
<v Speaker 1>was was was.

0:25:03.400 --> 0:25:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Canceled, Daniel, I want to say thank you for that.

0:25:08.000 --> 0:25:10.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean I could mention the numbers, but then again.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that doesn't seem appropriate appropriate, But were they good?

0:25:14.320 --> 0:25:17.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you could say it was. It was the best

0:25:17.359 --> 0:25:18.879
<v Speaker 2>tip I have ever got.

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:20.160
<v Speaker 1>No, that's nice to hear.

0:25:20.520 --> 0:25:23.240
<v Speaker 2>And it was. And you know, I mean I didn't

0:25:23.320 --> 0:25:25.959
<v Speaker 2>need to. We all made decent money working for you,

0:25:26.000 --> 0:25:28.040
<v Speaker 2>and a lot of times I'd be sitting there and

0:25:28.080 --> 0:25:30.600
<v Speaker 2>waiting and waiting and then Bill say, hey, go home.

0:25:31.080 --> 0:25:33.320
<v Speaker 2>And you know some days you just weren't ready to

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:36.720
<v Speaker 2>shoot or things weren't right, So I go either, yeah,

0:25:36.760 --> 0:25:37.040
<v Speaker 2>go to.

0:25:37.000 --> 0:25:40.359
<v Speaker 1>My get real real testy. Just I refuse to come

0:25:40.359 --> 0:25:41.120
<v Speaker 1>out of my trailer.

0:25:41.480 --> 0:25:44.320
<v Speaker 2>I tried to make sure your your house was clean, Daniel.

0:25:44.720 --> 0:25:47.479
<v Speaker 2>My goal was I tell everybody I was your best

0:25:47.520 --> 0:25:51.200
<v Speaker 2>bitch if your house clean. And I didn't say a word,

0:25:51.880 --> 0:25:52.840
<v Speaker 2>and we never talked.

0:25:53.080 --> 0:25:56.480
<v Speaker 1>Sure, biggest asshole you ever had to work with. You

0:25:56.520 --> 0:25:59.159
<v Speaker 1>don't have to name names, but but say who it

0:25:59.280 --> 0:26:04.040
<v Speaker 1>was name. Oh was he bad? That's a shame?

0:26:04.240 --> 0:26:06.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he You know.

0:26:06.359 --> 0:26:08.160
<v Speaker 1>It sucks because he loves headbands too.

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:12.000
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you know it's an attitude. And you know,

0:26:12.200 --> 0:26:16.280
<v Speaker 2>now the nicest I would say, cowboy guy. He does

0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:20.520
<v Speaker 2>all the voiceover for Ram Trucks, Sam Elliott, sam Elliott.

0:26:20.160 --> 0:26:21.320
<v Speaker 1>Sam Eli was the nicest guy.

0:26:21.359 --> 0:26:23.120
<v Speaker 2>You're the nicest guy in the world. We were doing

0:26:23.160 --> 0:26:25.240
<v Speaker 2>something pretty close in Ventura.

0:26:25.440 --> 0:26:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:29.080
<v Speaker 2>So he walked back through the river bed, sat down

0:26:29.119 --> 0:26:32.800
<v Speaker 2>at the table, talked about his wife and the vegetable garden,

0:26:32.800 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 2>and he was just like, it's just a guy, just

0:26:36.320 --> 0:26:37.000
<v Speaker 2>a sweetheart.

0:26:37.040 --> 0:26:39.280
<v Speaker 1>Of a game makes us all look bad. Yeah, it's

0:26:39.480 --> 0:26:42.320
<v Speaker 1>like a normal person. By the way, is are we

0:26:42.359 --> 0:26:46.159
<v Speaker 1>in the All Valley contest? Later today? This reminds me

0:26:46.280 --> 0:26:50.040
<v Speaker 1>of the Karate Kid? Is that a tosh point zero.

0:26:50.520 --> 0:26:54.240
<v Speaker 2>Dot on that It's not actually your dot, this is

0:26:54.280 --> 0:26:57.000
<v Speaker 2>a cloth dot. But I do have some of those things.

0:26:57.000 --> 0:26:59.040
<v Speaker 2>I brought some of those dots which he might.

0:26:58.920 --> 0:27:01.720
<v Speaker 1>Want to brought gifts for me. Oh yeah, I got a.

0:27:01.640 --> 0:27:05.080
<v Speaker 2>Gift for everybody. I'm like, you know, my brother's Michael,

0:27:05.119 --> 0:27:09.240
<v Speaker 2>gu but is now Santa Mike. You've been Santa Mike forever.

0:27:09.440 --> 0:27:11.440
<v Speaker 1>Let's let's let's see what Let's see what you brought.

0:27:11.560 --> 0:27:13.080
<v Speaker 1>I'm excited to see some of this stuff.

0:27:13.119 --> 0:27:16.280
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, this one for your dog.

0:27:16.880 --> 0:27:17.800
<v Speaker 1>Carl gets a gift.

0:27:17.880 --> 0:27:18.760
<v Speaker 2>Carl gets a gift.

0:27:19.200 --> 0:27:22.119
<v Speaker 1>A headband. Oh man, let me tell you something about dress.

0:27:22.160 --> 0:27:23.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not I don't know if you have to put

0:27:23.640 --> 0:27:25.280
<v Speaker 2>it on him. You could use it, just throw it

0:27:25.280 --> 0:27:27.800
<v Speaker 2>away if you want to. I won't. Well, but he'd

0:27:27.840 --> 0:27:29.280
<v Speaker 2>be pretty cool running down the beach.

0:27:29.520 --> 0:27:31.320
<v Speaker 1>What else you got? Come on, let's see some stuff.

0:27:32.400 --> 0:27:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Now you're taking your kid out in the water yet. Yeah,

0:27:36.040 --> 0:27:36.800
<v Speaker 2>my first wetsuit.

0:27:36.920 --> 0:27:38.000
<v Speaker 1>That's your first we suit.

0:27:38.160 --> 0:27:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not just kidding, but I thought that'd fit him well.

0:27:40.920 --> 0:27:42.879
<v Speaker 2>It might, and then if he grows out of it,

0:27:42.920 --> 0:27:44.040
<v Speaker 2>then you give it to the daughter.

0:27:44.240 --> 0:27:45.639
<v Speaker 1>Here, rig I got you a gift. I got you

0:27:45.680 --> 0:27:48.360
<v Speaker 1>a wet suit from here. You go, all right, don't

0:27:48.400 --> 0:27:50.600
<v Speaker 1>want it that's very nice of you. There you go

0:27:50.800 --> 0:27:53.600
<v Speaker 1>something that. What do you do? They just give me

0:27:53.640 --> 0:27:54.960
<v Speaker 1>a Nike app? But then I see on the side

0:27:54.960 --> 0:27:58.680
<v Speaker 1>of that, says tosh Point. I was like, I can't

0:27:58.720 --> 0:28:00.760
<v Speaker 1>wear this. This had is horrible.

0:28:00.880 --> 0:28:02.480
<v Speaker 2>Rick, I bet you get a kick out of it.

0:28:02.640 --> 0:28:03.240
<v Speaker 1>You wear these?

0:28:03.400 --> 0:28:04.760
<v Speaker 2>No, No, the are still brand new.

0:28:04.760 --> 0:28:07.600
<v Speaker 1>They were just sitting that looks like we've worn it.

0:28:07.800 --> 0:28:08.040
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

0:28:09.040 --> 0:28:10.600
<v Speaker 2>What's there's a Comedy Central hat.

0:28:10.720 --> 0:28:14.480
<v Speaker 1>I fuck Comedy Central. I'm not wearing a Comedy Central hat.

0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:17.000
<v Speaker 1>The pieces of this ship. You know, they fucked us, Rick,

0:28:17.080 --> 0:28:17.680
<v Speaker 1>Why would we.

0:28:18.040 --> 0:28:19.800
<v Speaker 2>Want to I still work with them?

0:28:19.880 --> 0:28:24.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh, sorry about that Comedy Center. You're still good? That's fine. Okay,

0:28:24.280 --> 0:28:26.560
<v Speaker 1>Well so far, Rick, this has been These have been

0:28:26.720 --> 0:28:27.880
<v Speaker 1>just duds.

0:28:29.480 --> 0:28:30.320
<v Speaker 2>My buddy's a painter.

0:28:30.440 --> 0:28:31.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh that is pretty.

0:28:31.560 --> 0:28:32.520
<v Speaker 2>I figured you'd like that.

0:28:32.800 --> 0:28:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh. Why would you figure I'd like this? Because

0:28:36.280 --> 0:28:39.160
<v Speaker 1>I saw because it's waves, it's waves. Looking at it

0:28:39.200 --> 0:28:42.320
<v Speaker 1>upside oh, Rick, I was looking at it. Yeah, it

0:28:42.400 --> 0:28:45.040
<v Speaker 1>looks a lot better. When when they said, oh that's nice,

0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:47.560
<v Speaker 1>look at that. Look at his artist friend. What's your

0:28:47.560 --> 0:28:52.360
<v Speaker 1>buddy's name, Tony Tony Rider? Thanks for that. That's on metal. Yeah,

0:28:52.600 --> 0:28:56.080
<v Speaker 1>you see that, Well, I know right where that's gonna go.

0:28:56.080 --> 0:28:58.520
<v Speaker 1>Good grief, you're just doing the same bit that I do.

0:28:58.680 --> 0:29:00.280
<v Speaker 1>You're just fucking getting rid of your ship.

0:29:00.320 --> 0:29:02.360
<v Speaker 2>I had empty my closet. Where do you go. That's

0:29:02.360 --> 0:29:04.400
<v Speaker 2>a book, that's the original book book.

0:29:04.280 --> 0:29:06.479
<v Speaker 1>The Grip Book. Oh this is nice. Actually you can

0:29:06.520 --> 0:29:09.480
<v Speaker 1>have that. Look at this. His brother wrote this, The

0:29:09.840 --> 0:29:13.920
<v Speaker 1>Grip Book and How to become a Motion Picture Film Technician.

0:29:14.560 --> 0:29:17.240
<v Speaker 1>Look at this, by the way, Sea Clamps.

0:29:17.600 --> 0:29:19.280
<v Speaker 2>You call it the first emoji book.

0:29:20.680 --> 0:29:26.920
<v Speaker 1>You know, a lot of tractor stands, all cranes. You

0:29:26.960 --> 0:29:30.080
<v Speaker 1>know I love cranes. Oh yeah, well better than sitting

0:29:30.080 --> 0:29:30.720
<v Speaker 1>in a crane.

0:29:31.000 --> 0:29:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, you'd probably like this book because it's got all jibs,

0:29:33.280 --> 0:29:34.640
<v Speaker 2>cranes and arms. This is six.

0:29:34.760 --> 0:29:36.200
<v Speaker 1>He's always written two books.

0:29:36.640 --> 0:29:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Six. He's on his seventh edition.

0:29:38.760 --> 0:29:40.840
<v Speaker 1>Jesus Man, your brother is a monster.

0:29:41.120 --> 0:29:42.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you got thick.

0:29:42.200 --> 0:29:42.880
<v Speaker 1>This book is.

0:29:43.200 --> 0:29:44.960
<v Speaker 2>But if you look in there, there's just not every

0:29:45.040 --> 0:29:47.360
<v Speaker 2>kind of crane in there. And he keeps it current.

0:29:47.720 --> 0:29:49.520
<v Speaker 1>He's also just got a photo of an umbrella case

0:29:49.560 --> 0:29:52.800
<v Speaker 1>you want to know what an umbrella looks like. This

0:29:52.960 --> 0:29:55.280
<v Speaker 1>is great. This is such a better gig than going

0:29:55.320 --> 0:29:58.600
<v Speaker 1>to college. You read, learned this book, come out here, hustle,

0:29:58.640 --> 0:30:00.640
<v Speaker 1>and then just work on the movies. That's TV for

0:30:00.640 --> 0:30:01.120
<v Speaker 1>the rest of your.

0:30:01.080 --> 0:30:02.640
<v Speaker 2>Well you can do. You can make a good living

0:30:02.640 --> 0:30:02.920
<v Speaker 2>out of it.

0:30:03.000 --> 0:30:07.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you can. Good for you. Oh god, damn it.

0:30:07.400 --> 0:30:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Rick, Oh here's one that you might like. Don't have

0:30:10.160 --> 0:30:11.120
<v Speaker 2>many of these.

0:30:13.200 --> 0:30:14.760
<v Speaker 1>I'll be honest with you. I don't know that I

0:30:14.800 --> 0:30:17.240
<v Speaker 1>have any A script from Tosh point of this is

0:30:17.280 --> 0:30:22.000
<v Speaker 1>a Tosh point. What's that? Good season eight twenty seven. Yeah,

0:30:22.000 --> 0:30:25.400
<v Speaker 1>that was a good season, one of the best. Let

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:27.040
<v Speaker 1>me let me just let me just go out, Hold on,

0:30:27.160 --> 0:30:30.200
<v Speaker 1>let me just go This is great hot. Look at

0:30:30.200 --> 0:30:35.960
<v Speaker 1>this first page I opened to Pivot Abortion Live from

0:30:36.000 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 1>New York. It's Saturday night. If a white person wears

0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:47.880
<v Speaker 1>an Obama mask, does that count as blackface? Like a mask?

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<v Speaker 3>So you've never answered that question.

0:30:50.000 --> 0:30:53.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's funny. Oh man, look at these jokes. Better

0:30:53.400 --> 0:30:57.040
<v Speaker 1>have some lub handy before you type in three Asian teenagers.

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<v Speaker 1>This show was horrible.

0:31:00.480 --> 0:31:00.960
<v Speaker 2>It's great.

0:31:01.160 --> 0:31:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Why would we can't say that stuff? That's awful? By

0:31:04.920 --> 0:31:12.600
<v Speaker 1>this episode, I just kept screaming, Pivot, Pivot race relections, uh,

0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:16.920
<v Speaker 1>Pivot healthcare? Wait was this was this the political was

0:31:16.960 --> 0:31:22.000
<v Speaker 1>this the Trump wins the first election episode? That's funny.

0:31:22.400 --> 0:31:24.960
<v Speaker 1>The only way to fix the election process is by

0:31:25.000 --> 0:31:28.280
<v Speaker 1>taking the voters out of it. That's good stuff. Oh okay,

0:31:28.280 --> 0:31:28.800
<v Speaker 1>there's another.

0:31:29.160 --> 0:31:32.920
<v Speaker 2>That's the only two ever I had leafs. Oh yeah,

0:31:32.960 --> 0:31:36.400
<v Speaker 2>well left it around, but I have to clean the.

0:31:36.400 --> 0:31:42.560
<v Speaker 1>Place, Lafe. That's wrong.

0:31:43.000 --> 0:31:44.040
<v Speaker 2>I just thought you kick.

0:31:44.240 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I got a kick out of it. I appreciate you

0:31:45.720 --> 0:31:48.160
<v Speaker 1>bringing it for the kick part is that it no?

0:31:48.440 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh good grief.

0:31:49.520 --> 0:31:51.080
<v Speaker 2>Here, bought some dots if you want to put it

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:53.320
<v Speaker 2>on your board, and this is some leftover.

0:31:53.600 --> 0:31:56.560
<v Speaker 1>These are old dots now, so the dots Rick would

0:31:56.600 --> 0:32:00.280
<v Speaker 1>put on the floor, so I knew where to stay end.

0:32:00.840 --> 0:32:03.200
<v Speaker 1>But but instead of just putting a regular mark or

0:32:03.240 --> 0:32:06.800
<v Speaker 1>a star, since it was Tosh point. Oh he always

0:32:06.840 --> 0:32:10.080
<v Speaker 1>just had these points made up, and that's what where

0:32:10.200 --> 0:32:13.040
<v Speaker 1>they would be placed. Oh come on, Rick, how much

0:32:13.080 --> 0:32:13.760
<v Speaker 1>stuff do you have?

0:32:13.880 --> 0:32:15.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, here's here's some more.

0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:17.240
<v Speaker 1>This right here? Though? What is happening with it?

0:32:17.320 --> 0:32:17.480
<v Speaker 2>Here?

0:32:17.560 --> 0:32:19.000
<v Speaker 1>You put that over on that side just so that

0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:20.920
<v Speaker 1>I don't accidentally take it? Are you done?

0:32:21.280 --> 0:32:22.040
<v Speaker 2>God?

0:32:22.120 --> 0:32:26.000
<v Speaker 1>Damn it? I like that Your bag is a salvation army.

0:32:26.040 --> 0:32:32.600
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's why I went shopping. I got something for

0:32:32.680 --> 0:32:33.080
<v Speaker 2>your wife.

0:32:35.040 --> 0:32:38.080
<v Speaker 1>No, she we have a garden, but she doesn't do it.

0:32:38.080 --> 0:32:40.640
<v Speaker 1>But she got you got her. What the fuck? Rick,

0:32:41.040 --> 0:32:42.520
<v Speaker 1>you just bought her. You think my wife has a

0:32:42.560 --> 0:32:46.240
<v Speaker 1>medium hand, she's small hands. You got tiny hands.

0:32:46.760 --> 0:32:48.600
<v Speaker 2>Fought him for my wife? They don't. She don't work love.

0:32:48.640 --> 0:32:50.760
<v Speaker 2>So I figured, don't just give him the garley.

0:32:50.880 --> 0:32:53.720
<v Speaker 1>That's exactly what I do. He's doing my bit. He's just.

0:32:55.200 --> 0:32:57.560
<v Speaker 2>Here's one. Here's one that she can have when when

0:32:57.560 --> 0:32:58.560
<v Speaker 2>she's mad at you, Daniel.

0:32:58.640 --> 0:33:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh sorry, yeah, geez a mug that says the Jim

0:33:04.480 --> 0:33:05.680
<v Speaker 1>Jeffrey Show on it.

0:33:05.920 --> 0:33:09.880
<v Speaker 3>By the way, what the hell is happening.

0:33:10.480 --> 0:33:14.480
<v Speaker 1>This about this It's not even like a mug that

0:33:14.640 --> 0:33:18.480
<v Speaker 1>was made for the show. It's just a sticker. There's

0:33:18.520 --> 0:33:21.080
<v Speaker 1>just a Jim Jeffery show the sticker. Well, that's nice,

0:33:21.320 --> 0:33:23.880
<v Speaker 1>that's a nice guy. She loves a new mug.

0:33:24.120 --> 0:33:27.120
<v Speaker 2>There's one more thing. You brought more things, just one thing.

0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:29.720
<v Speaker 2>You probably won't like it, but I know, I.

0:33:29.680 --> 0:33:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Know, holy shit, hold on, you just fucking stole well. Basically,

0:33:36.080 --> 0:33:39.640
<v Speaker 1>the Tosh point of this actually is hysterical. So Rick,

0:33:40.440 --> 0:33:43.120
<v Speaker 1>not only is this from look it has it has

0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:46.280
<v Speaker 1>the lights that are behind it, that light up tosh

0:33:46.320 --> 0:33:49.400
<v Speaker 1>point zero. But he just fucking rip this out of

0:33:49.440 --> 0:33:50.440
<v Speaker 1>the goddamn wall.

0:33:50.680 --> 0:33:52.560
<v Speaker 2>Take hour to get off and when it's going right

0:33:52.600 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 2>to the cans. But I do have another one that's foam.

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:00.280
<v Speaker 1>This is heavy. This is do you build this? No?

0:34:00.080 --> 0:34:01.600
<v Speaker 2>No is you're off your set wall?

0:34:01.680 --> 0:34:03.040
<v Speaker 1>No idea? It was off my set. Well, I don't

0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:05.920
<v Speaker 1>know if if no, you didn't put the lights.

0:34:05.720 --> 0:34:07.280
<v Speaker 2>On or anything. It came with the lights on it,

0:34:08.200 --> 0:34:11.160
<v Speaker 2>and there's things on my desk. I've got the whole

0:34:11.200 --> 0:34:12.080
<v Speaker 2>thing for that one too.

0:34:12.360 --> 0:34:14.279
<v Speaker 1>Were you keeping all this shiit rick?

0:34:14.680 --> 0:34:19.799
<v Speaker 2>Well going to be at your house now? Daniel, there's

0:34:19.880 --> 0:34:22.719
<v Speaker 2>no fucking away now. I know you wouldn't want any

0:34:22.920 --> 0:34:23.239
<v Speaker 2>I'm not.

0:34:23.640 --> 0:34:26.359
<v Speaker 1>This is hysterical just because it's got bolt sticking out.

0:34:27.320 --> 0:34:29.360
<v Speaker 2>I was thinking about cleaning it up, but I just

0:34:29.360 --> 0:34:31.040
<v Speaker 2>figured you couldn't much a little.

0:34:30.840 --> 0:34:33.439
<v Speaker 1>End table, Eddie. Will you make this an end table

0:34:33.520 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 1>for me? Eddie?

0:34:34.080 --> 0:34:34.239
<v Speaker 2>Sure?

0:34:34.280 --> 0:34:36.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, thanks, Ed. You were just hoping the show was

0:34:37.000 --> 0:34:38.959
<v Speaker 1>going to come back, and you're like, hey, guys, we.

0:34:38.880 --> 0:34:40.839
<v Speaker 2>Had four more years. I figured I would tap out

0:34:40.840 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 2>at seventy Are you seventy on the penny I'll be

0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:44.160
<v Speaker 2>seventy one in July.

0:34:44.400 --> 0:34:47.160
<v Speaker 1>Seventy one in July, you're going finish this sentence for me.

0:34:47.440 --> 0:34:48.600
<v Speaker 1>Seventy is the.

0:34:48.560 --> 0:34:54.080
<v Speaker 2>New year, Jubi Lee. Hey, I don't think.

0:34:54.000 --> 0:34:56.400
<v Speaker 1>I realized you were seventy. Do you think you'll ever retire?

0:34:56.680 --> 0:34:59.600
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to. I mean, my jobs are been cake.

0:35:00.400 --> 0:35:03.640
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm getting paid to laugh get music. But

0:35:03.719 --> 0:35:05.560
<v Speaker 2>I don't really want to go climb up and down

0:35:05.640 --> 0:35:07.920
<v Speaker 2>hills in the middle of the night and carry heavy

0:35:07.920 --> 0:35:10.200
<v Speaker 2>stuff because I know if I do that, I'm gonna

0:35:10.200 --> 0:35:12.160
<v Speaker 2>break up. And I want to keep.

0:35:12.239 --> 0:35:15.840
<v Speaker 1>Has your body held held good? You had any replacements?

0:35:15.880 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Nothing?

0:35:16.520 --> 0:35:19.600
<v Speaker 1>Nothing good for you. I'm holding out hope that I

0:35:19.800 --> 0:35:20.879
<v Speaker 1>that I can live that life.

0:35:21.160 --> 0:35:24.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, howld your your hold? Your dad and your

0:35:24.160 --> 0:35:25.240
<v Speaker 2>parents grandparents?

0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:27.800
<v Speaker 1>My dad will be ninety six.

0:35:27.920 --> 0:35:29.279
<v Speaker 2>Now is your dad?

0:35:29.320 --> 0:35:31.640
<v Speaker 1>By the way, my dad's My dad's good. He's uh

0:35:31.800 --> 0:35:34.360
<v Speaker 1>my dad's eighty. I don't know. I think he's eighty.

0:35:35.000 --> 0:35:40.840
<v Speaker 1>I should ask him. Good run Okay, Uh here I

0:35:40.840 --> 0:35:42.680
<v Speaker 1>got you for your boat flex seal.

0:35:42.800 --> 0:35:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Oh perfect, Yeah, it's great. This is the paste I

0:35:45.480 --> 0:35:46.000
<v Speaker 2>can use that.

0:35:46.160 --> 0:35:49.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you get a leak and I'm told you

0:35:49.160 --> 0:35:52.880
<v Speaker 1>can uh make a screen. Uh, you know Phil Swift

0:35:52.880 --> 0:35:55.359
<v Speaker 1>always says that. Uh. By the way, have you seen

0:35:55.400 --> 0:35:58.319
<v Speaker 1>Phil Swift's face lately? Oh yeah, Oh my god, he's

0:35:58.360 --> 0:36:01.640
<v Speaker 1>done some stuff to it. Yeah, considered doing any plastic surgery.

0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:05.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm taking what the Good Lord gives me fixed,

0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:08.480
<v Speaker 2>you know what I mean. I think for some people

0:36:08.760 --> 0:36:12.080
<v Speaker 2>it's good, you know, they prefer it. But I'm just

0:36:12.120 --> 0:36:13.480
<v Speaker 2>happy to just get out and walk.

0:36:13.480 --> 0:36:15.279
<v Speaker 1>Are you happy with your weight right now? Yeah?

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:18.200
<v Speaker 2>I am. I'm sitting around one sixty five one seventy.

0:36:18.520 --> 0:36:21.160
<v Speaker 2>For a while I was kind of fulls Yeah. Sorry,

0:36:21.640 --> 0:36:24.360
<v Speaker 2>you know I was punching close to one ninety. Oh.

0:36:24.640 --> 0:36:27.040
<v Speaker 2>So you've you've dropped Melb's Yeah.

0:36:26.920 --> 0:36:28.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good for you. What did you drop it?

0:36:29.040 --> 0:36:30.480
<v Speaker 2>Just eat better diet.

0:36:30.960 --> 0:36:31.880
<v Speaker 1>Do you have a sweet tooth?

0:36:32.160 --> 0:36:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I have a sweet soup.

0:36:33.400 --> 0:36:35.960
<v Speaker 1>It's hard on sets to have a good diet because

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:38.480
<v Speaker 1>there's just food available all time.

0:36:38.320 --> 0:36:41.080
<v Speaker 2>All kinds of food, as much as you want. I know,

0:36:41.160 --> 0:36:43.960
<v Speaker 2>they feed us, they feed us so much on sets.

0:36:44.120 --> 0:36:46.239
<v Speaker 1>I didn't really care for the food we had on set.

0:36:46.280 --> 0:36:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Ever, sometimes it was good. Sometimes you just ate it

0:36:49.440 --> 0:36:51.640
<v Speaker 2>and booked on. Crafty was always good.

0:36:51.760 --> 0:36:54.319
<v Speaker 1>Crafty was fine, but the meals that were catered. Like

0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:56.560
<v Speaker 1>I tried to mix it up and like I brought

0:36:56.600 --> 0:36:59.960
<v Speaker 1>in like a barbecue guy one time, and there's just nobody.

0:37:00.120 --> 0:37:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Nobody could nail it. Never. It never was my favorite thing.

0:37:02.960 --> 0:37:04.920
<v Speaker 1>All Right, here's here's another gift I got you. Okay,

0:37:05.360 --> 0:37:07.800
<v Speaker 1>somebody's sent this to me. But it's like I already

0:37:07.800 --> 0:37:12.000
<v Speaker 1>have the purpose for your boat. It's a a bidet.

0:37:12.760 --> 0:37:15.120
<v Speaker 1>You use a bidet. No, okay, this I know, And

0:37:15.160 --> 0:37:17.839
<v Speaker 1>you're probably you're probably saying, oh, I'm not gonna try.

0:37:18.160 --> 0:37:22.000
<v Speaker 1>I think as you age, you're gonna really appreciate this.

0:37:22.080 --> 0:37:22.920
<v Speaker 1>Doing the heavy lifting.

0:37:22.960 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 2>You put this in the man cave, the bathrooms in

0:37:25.719 --> 0:37:26.359
<v Speaker 2>the main, you.

0:37:26.360 --> 0:37:28.799
<v Speaker 1>Go sit down there and you just enjoy it. Just

0:37:28.840 --> 0:37:31.279
<v Speaker 1>a good clean out there you go. That's called the

0:37:31.280 --> 0:37:33.520
<v Speaker 1>Clean Butt Club. By the way, Clean Butt Club sent

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:38.719
<v Speaker 1>me that. Now a lux beenday, So thank you, Clean

0:37:38.760 --> 0:37:40.839
<v Speaker 1>Butt Club. That's they're not a sponsor the show. They

0:37:40.920 --> 0:37:42.480
<v Speaker 1>just sent me that. It was nice. But I'm not

0:37:42.520 --> 0:37:44.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna use that I've gotten. I've got a toilet that's

0:37:44.480 --> 0:37:45.720
<v Speaker 1>built in how dare you?

0:37:45.840 --> 0:37:46.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

0:37:46.000 --> 0:37:48.640
<v Speaker 1>I have one other thing. I wanted you to have.

0:37:48.680 --> 0:37:50.279
<v Speaker 1>One of my old bandanas.

0:37:50.280 --> 0:37:53.120
<v Speaker 2>Fantastic. Okay, just just so that no, I love that,

0:37:53.560 --> 0:37:54.160
<v Speaker 2>appreciate that.

0:37:54.360 --> 0:37:57.000
<v Speaker 1>There you go. If if a kid wants to get

0:37:57.000 --> 0:38:00.399
<v Speaker 1>into this business, uh, into your business? What they got

0:38:00.400 --> 0:38:02.600
<v Speaker 1>to do and what should they expect.

0:38:02.400 --> 0:38:04.959
<v Speaker 2>To get into business. If you ever get on set

0:38:05.120 --> 0:38:09.160
<v Speaker 2>and you're a production assistant, run hard and always go

0:38:09.280 --> 0:38:11.560
<v Speaker 2>up to the key grip because you can approach those

0:38:11.560 --> 0:38:14.240
<v Speaker 2>guys are raring the other grips and say, hey, need anything,

0:38:14.400 --> 0:38:16.560
<v Speaker 2>I'll help you out. And then on the way out

0:38:16.600 --> 0:38:18.600
<v Speaker 2>you say, if you got something coming up, I'll do

0:38:18.680 --> 0:38:21.000
<v Speaker 2>the next one. I'll work for free for you. You know,

0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:23.080
<v Speaker 2>get in someone's pocket. And then after the end of

0:38:23.080 --> 0:38:24.640
<v Speaker 2>the day they ask you, hey, what are you doing

0:38:24.680 --> 0:38:26.879
<v Speaker 2>next week? I got a two day job you want

0:38:26.920 --> 0:38:28.920
<v Speaker 2>to jump on? So he goes from a buck and

0:38:28.960 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 2>a half a day to about maybe five six. I mean,

0:38:33.360 --> 0:38:34.240
<v Speaker 2>you're not bad.

0:38:34.040 --> 0:38:36.000
<v Speaker 1>Do the kids have that type of hustle?

0:38:36.040 --> 0:38:36.560
<v Speaker 2>Now? Some do?

0:38:36.840 --> 0:38:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Uh huh, all right, some do. Are you a natural builder?

0:38:40.239 --> 0:38:41.960
<v Speaker 1>I mean do you just constantly build shit?

0:38:42.040 --> 0:38:45.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm always doing something big property. It's sixtents of an acre,

0:38:45.200 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 2>and then I've got one one structure that's the remnant

0:38:48.200 --> 0:38:50.040
<v Speaker 2>of a burn down because my house burnt down to

0:38:50.080 --> 0:38:52.480
<v Speaker 2>the ground in nineteen eighty seven.

0:38:52.920 --> 0:38:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you lost yourmen eighty seven. I lost mine in

0:38:55.560 --> 0:39:00.680
<v Speaker 1>eighteen and you rebuilt your home by hand.

0:39:00.960 --> 0:39:04.080
<v Speaker 2>Well, the remnant was there, so I kept that as

0:39:04.160 --> 0:39:07.399
<v Speaker 2>like a landscape office. And then this because I got

0:39:07.440 --> 0:39:10.359
<v Speaker 2>some land from the city or the county that gave

0:39:10.400 --> 0:39:12.279
<v Speaker 2>me six tenths of an acre. So I put a

0:39:12.280 --> 0:39:14.920
<v Speaker 2>whole new septic system in and built a whole new house.

0:39:15.520 --> 0:39:18.319
<v Speaker 2>He built a three thousand square foot craftsman. I figured

0:39:18.320 --> 0:39:19.160
<v Speaker 2>I had five kids.

0:39:19.840 --> 0:39:21.600
<v Speaker 1>Is three with your first wife, two with your second

0:39:21.640 --> 0:39:23.279
<v Speaker 1>is out? Is the right math? I got there, and

0:39:23.600 --> 0:39:25.439
<v Speaker 1>you're almost Are you an empty nester?

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:29.120
<v Speaker 2>Yet not yet? I to the youngest one, I'm kind

0:39:29.160 --> 0:39:30.800
<v Speaker 2>of brainwashing. I want him to stick around.

0:39:31.040 --> 0:39:32.480
<v Speaker 1>How old is the youngest seventeen?

0:39:32.520 --> 0:39:35.320
<v Speaker 2>He's just no, no, he just turned twenty three, graduated.

0:39:34.800 --> 0:39:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Twenty three, still in a nest.

0:39:36.400 --> 0:39:37.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, he's just finished up college.

0:39:37.960 --> 0:39:39.680
<v Speaker 1>Get him out of the house now.

0:39:39.719 --> 0:39:40.399
<v Speaker 2>He's a good kid.

0:39:40.560 --> 0:39:42.799
<v Speaker 1>Good for you, twenty three. So you did it, you

0:39:42.920 --> 0:39:45.359
<v Speaker 1>pulled it off? You were Were you an old dad?

0:39:45.400 --> 0:39:46.640
<v Speaker 1>I get I mean twenty three.

0:39:46.719 --> 0:39:48.760
<v Speaker 2>I think I had my first kid because my oldest

0:39:48.760 --> 0:39:51.919
<v Speaker 2>son is tigue. He's been on set. He's forty five.

0:39:52.200 --> 0:39:54.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like your kids have worked on my show.

0:39:54.960 --> 0:39:58.399
<v Speaker 2>Tig and Shay okay, and they're doing they're still doing well.

0:39:58.400 --> 0:40:01.400
<v Speaker 2>They're making still taking care of some business and getting jobs.

0:40:01.480 --> 0:40:03.640
<v Speaker 1>Wait, how old were do you? Do you know how

0:40:03.680 --> 0:40:05.080
<v Speaker 1>old you were when you had your first one?

0:40:05.280 --> 0:40:05.680
<v Speaker 2>Your friend?

0:40:06.880 --> 0:40:08.360
<v Speaker 1>How old were you when you had your last child?

0:40:08.520 --> 0:40:10.960
<v Speaker 2>Well? Twenty three from seventy? What's that?

0:40:11.280 --> 0:40:11.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't know?

0:40:11.880 --> 0:40:15.000
<v Speaker 2>Forty forty five, forty six? Maybe?

0:40:15.080 --> 0:40:17.959
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, I'm an older dad than you are. Kids

0:40:17.960 --> 0:40:20.800
<v Speaker 1>are great, Yeah, but did you ever get fixed afterwards?

0:40:20.800 --> 0:40:21.799
<v Speaker 1>You get circum no?

0:40:21.920 --> 0:40:23.200
<v Speaker 2>I like where they are.

0:40:23.760 --> 0:40:24.400
<v Speaker 1>Did you ever get that?

0:40:24.560 --> 0:40:26.319
<v Speaker 2>I got that? No choice?

0:40:26.360 --> 0:40:29.520
<v Speaker 1>You never got avosectomy. Nope, So you could still have children?

0:40:29.560 --> 0:40:30.120
<v Speaker 2>Probably could.

0:40:30.239 --> 0:40:32.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh, good for you. Well, thanks for coming, Rick, and

0:40:32.480 --> 0:40:35.719
<v Speaker 1>thanks for emptying out all of the trash at your home.

0:40:36.080 --> 0:40:40.120
<v Speaker 1>Thanks you still you stole my bit? Rick, all right,

0:40:40.120 --> 0:40:41.040
<v Speaker 1>thanks for being anybody?

0:40:41.120 --> 0:40:41.560
<v Speaker 2>Thanks man?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Psha, Thanks Rick, it's good seeing you and Carl

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<v Speaker 1>head up. Come here, show everybody that Rick got you

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<v Speaker 1>a headband. Huh loves it? You like it? The red

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<v Speaker 1>of his junk?

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<v Speaker 3>Holy shit, I mean there's a wide net of what

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<v Speaker 3>he brought you.

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<v Speaker 1>So many just random junk. Could you believe that?

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<v Speaker 2>Carl?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, Rick, what are you doing? Just kept

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<v Speaker 1>pulling stuff out and none of it made sense to

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<v Speaker 1>the next thing. Here's some gardening gloves for your wife.

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<v Speaker 1>What I mean I put I put some thought into

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<v Speaker 1>my gifts. Well, that's nice of him. We got some plugs.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to hear about him. Tossshowstore dot com. Start

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<v Speaker 1>selling those headbands Eddie's tour check them out. Come see

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<v Speaker 1>me on tour. Midwest tour starting this week. Kansas City, Omaha,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Madison, Chicago. Do the right thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Come say hi? You ready for the free plug? Surprised me?

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<v Speaker 1>Some good music? Yeah that's not bad. A little social distortion.

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<v Speaker 1>Knockoff this week's free plug. Oh you don't like this.

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<v Speaker 1>Carl is for Off Leash Social. It was founded in

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<v Speaker 1>twenty twenty two. It's like two years ago. Wow, this'll

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<v Speaker 1>be the third one. All right. Off Leash Social is

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<v Speaker 1>an all outdoor bar and restaurant in Johnson City, Tennessee. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson City.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>We did a couple of shows there last year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>we did two shows. We stayed zero nights because I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to be in a Knoxville because I love Knoxville.

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<v Speaker 1>So I just stayed in Knoxville, went over and did

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<v Speaker 1>the shows in Johnson City, and stayed in Johnson and

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<v Speaker 1>Knoxville with my family is there because then we head

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<v Speaker 1>on over to a pigeon forge, get some cinnamon toast,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh go to Dollywood. You know what I do? Gosh,

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<v Speaker 1>I do it. I did not like Johnson City. I

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<v Speaker 1>loved Knoxville. Johnson City. Eh, that's not my cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 1>But this sounds good. Off leash social. It's not like

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<v Speaker 1>any dog park you've been to. Well, no, I thought

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<v Speaker 1>it was a bar. They have live music concerts, trivia nights,

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<v Speaker 1>movie nights, stand up comedy shows. Oh man, here I

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<v Speaker 1>was shitting on it, watch parties, yoga, and a whole

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<v Speaker 1>host of stuff. It sounds like it's just a park. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just go there and do what you want. Dogs must

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<v Speaker 1>be six months are older and need to have their

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<v Speaker 1>raby shot. Oh okay, here you go telling us what

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<v Speaker 1>we got to do with our dog bodies. That's going

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<v Speaker 1>to really upset a lot of the anti vaxer dog people.

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<v Speaker 1>Admission is ten dollars for one day or forty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>for one month unlimited? Is this every night? Kidding me?

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<v Speaker 1>Discounts for year memberships and second dogs from the same household? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>Wait is it per person or is it per dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Humans enter free? Okay, do you have to have a

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<v Speaker 1>dog or can you just show up? What if you

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<v Speaker 1>liked to just pet other people's dogs? I don't like

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<v Speaker 1>those fucking people. I had a dog? Oh did you?

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone has had a dog?

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<v Speaker 3>Get another one?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, get another one? Touch mine? Full bar and food

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<v Speaker 1>menu available? Well? What kind of food are they serving here?

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<v Speaker 1>And is there a table to sit at? I'm confused

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<v Speaker 1>about this? Awfully social? Well I hope people get there.

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<v Speaker 1>Johnson City, Tennessee. I love Johnson City. Well, good on you,

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<v Speaker 1>whoever came up with this idea, See you next week.