Speaker 1: We asked another former employee of Tosh Porn of the
Speaker 1: same question. So here goes talk about what a good
Speaker 1: time that show was and how easy I was to
Speaker 1: work with.
Speaker 2: I would say, you're the easiest person ever.
Speaker 1: You hear that, Andrew? I know he listens every week.
Speaker 1: I was a pleasure to work with any were pashhash
Speaker 1: shows show. Welcome to Tosh Show. I'm Daniel Tosh, and
Speaker 1: I can name that TV show in under two frames.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, give it to me. Little House in the Prairie.
Speaker 3: Goddamn boom you see that? I mean, half pint's not
Speaker 3: even in the picture. How'd you get that?
Speaker 1: Were you forced to watch the Little House in the Prairie, Edie.
Speaker 3: I don't even know it was forced. There wasn't a lot.
Speaker 1: On I think I was. I think we were forced
Speaker 1: to watch it.
Speaker 2: You don't.
Speaker 1: I always uh get confused. What who's this star of
Speaker 1: Little House in the Prayer? The Father Michael? I always say, oh,
Speaker 1: he was the closeted gay man, But I know that
Speaker 1: that's not true. I get that confused with the Brady Bunch, right,
Speaker 1: you know he was closeted right? Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah. Robert Reid, who played Mike Brady on The Brady
Speaker 3: Bunch was gay and kept a sexual orientation private for
Speaker 3: most of his life.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I always get that. I always got them confused.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't fuck Carol either.
Speaker 1: I was into Carol.
Speaker 3: You like Carol Brady.
Speaker 1: I thought she was all right, all right, I thought
Speaker 1: she was all right. She certainly dressed nicer than my
Speaker 1: wife ever has. Do you like Lassie? I hated Lassie.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I don't like a border Collie.
Speaker 1: That fucking weird face, so skinny.
Speaker 2: Ugh.
Speaker 1: You know I liked Benji. You know, I like Benji
Speaker 1: over Lassie. Benji was a mutt. I'm just I'm more
Speaker 1: of a mutt guy. Now you say, oh, Carl's not
Speaker 1: a mutt. Depends on who you ask, akc. I don't
Speaker 1: think they're recognizing bernodoodles. I know what I sound like
Speaker 1: when I talk fuck an idiot. Sometimes they get nostalgic
Speaker 1: these shows. I was cleaning out, uh some stuff, as
Speaker 1: I always do. I found this photo and it was
Speaker 1: a photo I took of a man, okay, like just
Speaker 1: his face, right, I mean, not like a man man
Speaker 1: like like like early twenties. And I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my God, I don't remember his name, but I'm like,
Speaker 1: I it just immediately took me back. This guy worked
Speaker 1: at the Comedy Works in Denver, Colorado, a club you
Speaker 1: and I've worked a ton of times. Yeah, oh man,
Speaker 1: remember that. They were always like, we don't put you
Speaker 1: up in a hotel because we have a really nice condo.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, Wendy, that's that's nice, but some of us
Speaker 1: would like room service. But that's beside the point. You
Speaker 1: stay at the condo, you have to walk through a
Speaker 1: seven eleven, which oddly at the time was like a plus.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you know, get some gross snacks
Speaker 1: at night and head on up to my room, and
Speaker 1: you know, get rid of this weird faux fur blanket
Speaker 1: that has been jerked in by every other comic. Anyway,
Speaker 1: one week I was working there as a young comedian
Speaker 1: and this guy was an employee there, and he and
Speaker 1: I just hit it off, and I just found him hysterical.
Speaker 1: And I just remember like we like went out every night,
Speaker 1: maybe we went out during the day for like lunch
Speaker 1: and stuff. All of a sudden, he has like a
Speaker 1: best friend.
Speaker 3: Just doing stuff.
Speaker 1: We were just hanging out. It's just funny. I was like,
Speaker 1: this guy is hysterical. And then the next time I
Speaker 1: worked there, he didn't work there anymore. I just never
Speaker 1: You know, is you don't ask when you're a man,
Speaker 1: it's hard for you to ask for another man's phone number, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: we should stay and be in touch and hang out.
Speaker 1: The point is, I'd like, I'd like you, guys, my fans,
Speaker 1: uh to find out who this guy is and where
Speaker 1: is he? What's he doing and does he remember hanging
Speaker 1: out with me for a week and were his memories
Speaker 1: fond like it? I'm curious.
Speaker 3: It's a mission for the listeners.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's a job for the listeners. They can
Speaker 1: figure stuff out. They seem to have all the answers.
Speaker 1: I know it sounds you know, I don't. I want
Speaker 1: to make sure I use the right PC term here.
Speaker 1: I know it sounds fruity.
Speaker 3: I think that's what. Yeah, you're supposed to listen.
Speaker 1: I think that's that's that's the right way to say it.
Speaker 1: But I just had a good time this guy. We
Speaker 1: had tons of laughs.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I hope this works.
Speaker 1: I hope it works too. That'll be a fun guest. Yeah,
Speaker 1: have him on what if he what if I would
Speaker 1: be heartbroken and be like, what I don't remember. Oh
Speaker 1: yeah I did work there. Oh we hung out.
Speaker 3: I think it's gonna this is gonna this is gonna
Speaker 3: be great.
Speaker 1: Okay, speaking of a blast from the past, today's guest
Speaker 1: he was with us every step of the way on
Speaker 1: Tosh Point. Oh, and now he's here, he's back. So old,
Speaker 1: he is so old, he's our oldest friend. He is ah,
Speaker 1: he's a good guy. Enjoys show. My guest today worked
Speaker 1: with me at Comedy Central from our show's first day
Speaker 1: to its last. He's seen it all and knows too much.
Speaker 1: He's the most respected crew member in the history of
Speaker 1: Tosh Point. Oh, all right, that's fair. Please welcome key Grip. Rick.
Speaker 1: I still have no idea what a key grip is.
Speaker 1: All right, Rick, how are.
Speaker 2: You doing fine?
Speaker 1: Sir?
Speaker 2: Thanks, thanks for the invite. Daniel, how you been what dreaming?
Speaker 2: You're a white dream How long you been married all together?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Forty years? But how many women?
Speaker 1: That's two ways? Forty years too? How many did you
Speaker 1: give the first one?
Speaker 2: First one is about eight nine years? How many years?
Speaker 1: Was too? Was the writing on the wall and you're like,
Speaker 1: oh that we should have done. We should have got
Speaker 1: rid of it.
Speaker 2: Well, I think it was probably after about seven. Maybe
Speaker 2: it's kind of a kind of separated grow part.
Speaker 1: That's seven year itch?
Speaker 2: Is that a real Well, I think it was achy
Speaker 2: all the time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that might be herpes? All right? Ray, do you
Speaker 1: believe in ghosts?
Speaker 2: I believe in the spirit. I guess you can call
Speaker 2: them ghosts and the holy ghost. How about that one?
Speaker 1: Well, sure he's like the top ghost. Yeah, he's above Casper.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: By the way, I want people to know, I thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna be dressed exactly like you, because every
Speaker 1: time I've seen you for just years and years, you
Speaker 1: have a black T shirt on and a headband. And
Speaker 1: sure enough you have a headband on, But today you
Speaker 1: fancied it up with a Henley You've got so I
Speaker 1: didn't know that you were going. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: you owned the button shirt.
Speaker 2: My wife dressed me today.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean, cause that's as fancy as I've.
Speaker 2: Seen you pup these buttons right now?
Speaker 1: Why do you wear black shirts every day of your life? Well?
Speaker 1: Is it just to work?
Speaker 2: It's for work. And if we see a reflection, like
Speaker 2: I was shooting something the other day in a in
Speaker 2: a beautiful black piano lacquer and they say, hey, I
Speaker 2: can see your jeans. So you don't want to be
Speaker 2: that guy being called out when they're getting to take
Speaker 2: number six and they love it. So everyone wears what
Speaker 2: they call show blacks.
Speaker 1: Gotcha all right? So there was a reason that you
Speaker 1: always there's a reason. I don't feel like you would
Speaker 1: it would have. You could have mixed it up a
Speaker 1: little bit, maybe wear like a navy or something like that.
Speaker 1: Could you were born and raised in southern California. Tell
Speaker 1: me about what life was like here seven decades ago.
Speaker 2: You could paddle out to Malthab and get waves to yourself.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Anywhere you wanted to serve, you could do that.
Speaker 1: Let me say long I served yesterday at the Rock.
Speaker 1: I'll say where I served. It was. It was overhead glassy,
Speaker 1: there's a real swell that was fading out, and I
Speaker 1: surf for two people. Great. I mean, so it still happened.
Speaker 1: People always always say, like, you know, I don't know
Speaker 1: if it's revision, it's history, like, oh, there used to
Speaker 1: be no crowds. It's like you can still find it.
Speaker 1: You got you have to you have to dedicate your
Speaker 1: life to it, and the reality is we get older
Speaker 1: and we can't dedicate every minute to surfing exactly. So
Speaker 1: you were a surfer. When did you start surfing?
Speaker 2: I was eleven. First board was a Gregnoll eight eleven,
Speaker 2: picked it up for ten bucks from the Gregnoll shop
Speaker 2: right there off of pch and Peer Avenue.
Speaker 1: And you just took to it right away like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Once, when you first stand up, you're on top
Speaker 2: of the world. Dan, you know, wow, it's pretty good.
Speaker 1: I start in third grade, North Carolina. I was living
Speaker 1: in Newbern, North Carolina. We had something to come there
Speaker 1: because I went to a predominantly black school there. You
Speaker 1: grew up in a predominantly black neighborhood in Inglewood. Where
Speaker 1: else did you live?
Speaker 2: Then? From Inglewood we moved into Hawthorne, a slight knighte.
Speaker 2: The neighborhood was called Little Watts Little Watts, and all
Speaker 2: my schools were blended.
Speaker 1: So what is your ethnicity? I've always been an Italian?
Speaker 1: You're an Italian? Did you guys know he was Italian?
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, my mom was a Russian Jew. Russian Jew,
Speaker 2: So I say we're a Jew.
Speaker 1: Wap Oh, I don't say that.
Speaker 2: I can say it.
Speaker 1: Please don't go to Eddie Rick. We're all in trouble
Speaker 1: if he's the barometer. Uh, you don't do drugs, but
Speaker 1: look like the biggest hippie I've ever laid my eyes on.
Speaker 2: I'd say I'm fit right in that mold. You never
Speaker 2: bring any Petulia oil today, But I'm not old hippie.
Speaker 1: Did you ever did you go through a big drug phase?
Speaker 2: No, never did marijuana. Well, yeah, I did a CBD
Speaker 2: once in a while, but you know, but not not
Speaker 2: but any of the other stuff. I mean, you know,
Speaker 2: are you still a hippie at home? I'm still a
Speaker 2: hippie at heart, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Did you go to college a little bit?
Speaker 2: Not much. I was more of a hands on guy.
Speaker 2: I was doing and metal welling and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: And then mal was ten foot and I didn't want
Speaker 2: to do arc weding in the summer in the leathers
Speaker 2: when so I just quit and it started surfing, and
Speaker 2: then I became a landscape contractor.
Speaker 1: Surfing took you around the globe though.
Speaker 2: Kind of Yeah, I guess it, do you?
Speaker 1: I mean you never considered living someplace that you couldn't surf?
Speaker 2: No, I had to be by water.
Speaker 1: That's the problem. I've always said that's the problem with surfing.
Speaker 1: It ruins you in that you'll only live by water,
Speaker 1: which happens to be the most expensive areas to live.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Ah, it's a bad it's a bad thing. And then
Speaker 1: being like, if you really dedicate yourself a surfer, that
Speaker 1: doesn't coincide well with making a good living exactly.
Speaker 2: I learned that when I was doing contest.
Speaker 1: You were a competitive surfer in California and Hawaii. Describe
Speaker 1: what that was like.
Speaker 2: Well, I was a competitive I did one year. I
Speaker 2: served pretty well. I was out of high school, probably
Speaker 2: seventeen maybe eighteen, and I got to the Huntington Open.
Speaker 2: It was WSA back then, So I won the first heat.
Speaker 2: I kept win in the first and then I moved
Speaker 2: to two A and then three A and I just
Speaker 2: kept winning. And then I got an invite to serve Malibu,
Speaker 2: a four A contest with all the pros. Well, I
Speaker 2: served Malibu quite a bit. I knew the break, I
Speaker 2: knew the tide.
Speaker 1: So this was that first point.
Speaker 2: Actually, here's what they did. They put everyone out at
Speaker 2: third point and we had it to ourselves. Four guys
Speaker 2: in the water, double eliminations from second point all the
Speaker 2: way to and was lining up all the way to
Speaker 2: the pier. Talk about hooting and hollering.
Speaker 1: That's a good day.
Speaker 2: That was a good day. And then I just kept
Speaker 2: winning and winning because of double eliminations, and and then
Speaker 2: I had to go in the final. I served seven
Speaker 2: times that day and I had to go up again
Speaker 2: to Mike Purpose. He was like the best guy around
Speaker 2: roundhouse cutbacks, and I studied him quite a bit. He
Speaker 2: was a South Bay guy, like I can't even paddle
Speaker 2: out because you got to go out. Well, he won anyway,
Speaker 2: But that was what I claim to fame. But like
Speaker 2: you said, there's no money in it. There's no money
Speaker 2: in the business. What is this steamer's lane in the contest?
Speaker 2: That's you yeah.
Speaker 1: Back and steamer will boom. Oh that water was cold, cold,
Speaker 1: cold water up in steamer lanes. You ended up in Australia,
Speaker 1: I did. How long did you live there?
Speaker 2: I lived there for about a year and a half,
Speaker 2: but I stopped in Maui for about four months, and
Speaker 2: then I surfed in Honloa Bay. Best wave in the
Speaker 2: world at least for me.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: I got in really really good shape because you're just
Speaker 2: out there and the waves are bigger and stronger, and
Speaker 2: I don't like big waves now on either. I'm like
Speaker 2: six seven foot waves when it comes bigger than.
Speaker 1: That double overhead double overheads, where I sad.
Speaker 2: And you try to stead outside and get the big
Speaker 2: set wave.
Speaker 1: You know, you worked in Hollywood for nearly forty years.
Speaker 1: How much have things changed during that time?
Speaker 2: I'd say. When I started, we were burning arcs, which
Speaker 2: are the old the lights that were tied together. They
Speaker 2: were like welding rods that were put together, and they
Speaker 2: created this arc in these lenses. And then we were
Speaker 2: shooting film. The mags would come in a thousand foot mags.
Speaker 2: It's like big things. I look like Mickey Mouse. Here's
Speaker 2: on the old cameras. It cost a dollar a foot
Speaker 2: to buy it and two dollars a foot to process it,
Speaker 2: and you only get three minutes out of it. So
Speaker 2: that's changed quite a bit. So you're spending three grand
Speaker 2: on just three minutes, and who knows what's going to take.
Speaker 2: So then eventually they change the lights. Now that's all
Speaker 2: led and the cameras are little chips. Yeah, Star Trek said,
Speaker 2: here's a chip we found about this planet and all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, everything's on it.
Speaker 1: Well, for people that always see the title key Grip
Speaker 1: in the credits and myself, what does a key grip do?
Speaker 2: I would say the key grip's responsibility is listen to
Speaker 2: the director, and then you want to listen to the
Speaker 2: head guy, the head electrician. And then anytime he moves,
Speaker 2: we go and service his light. So he puts up
Speaker 2: a light, we go in there and shape it or
Speaker 2: cut it. Then we put people on the dolly. Sometimes
Speaker 2: we have a dolly. Sometimes it's just handheld, so we
Speaker 2: stay right next to the camera. A lot of times
Speaker 2: we see the cranes moving, that's probably two key grips,
Speaker 2: or sometimes it's camera operators.
Speaker 1: Now explain the difference between grip, best boy grip, and
Speaker 1: key grip.
Speaker 2: Okay, the key grip is pretty much the guy in charge.
Speaker 2: He's in charge of men and equipment, so you make
Speaker 2: sure you surround yourself with the best guys. Then the
Speaker 2: best boy is basically like like your wife. You know,
Speaker 2: you you get someone that's brilliant, really good at taking
Speaker 2: care of the numbers, making sure all your your points
Speaker 2: fit together, and he basically handles all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 2: Like I say, Matt, we need we need three guys,
Speaker 2: and we're going to be doing this and here's here's
Speaker 2: our order. So he'll get it all squared away, get
Speaker 2: it all sent in. That's our best boy. Girl.
Speaker 1: It can be a best girl. Do they change the
Speaker 1: title the best girl when it's a female sometimes?
Speaker 2: But I think I think they stick with the best boy.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's got to be a fun credit read best
Speaker 1: boy Susan.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then the key grip and that's that's the and
Speaker 1: then oh sorry, then just the regular grip. Got it right.
Speaker 1: There's a book titled The Grip Book written by Michael
Speaker 1: g Uva and your relationship to you.
Speaker 2: That's my big brother. He taught me.
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: It was like a silverspoon guy started in the commercial world.
Speaker 1: How good is your grip?
Speaker 2: By the way, it's good.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's a strong grip. What were the glory
Speaker 1: days of Hollywood?
Speaker 2: I think they treated you great. We were doing commercial
Speaker 2: hall around the United States, so hit our boss. He
Speaker 2: lived by like a block and a half from Malibu Pier.
Speaker 2: His wife was a producer, so it flies to all
Speaker 2: these different states. Would send the trucks out grip and electric.
Speaker 2: He was a photographer, so he didn't use money many lights.
Speaker 2: He liked the sunrise, sunset, the beauty shots of golden hours.
Speaker 2: And then we'd stay in these great hotels, give us
Speaker 2: some money per dim and.
Speaker 1: Talk about the cocaine. Was there tons of cocaine back then?
Speaker 2: I think I missed that, fortunately for you, but not
Speaker 2: for me. Well, there was a little bit still dabbling around,
Speaker 2: and then you know, once the bike came down in cocaine.
Speaker 2: I don't think he saw it on set, but I
Speaker 2: heard stories about people would be getting paid in time
Speaker 2: and a half or double time by Bindles. I mean
Speaker 2: that's a.
Speaker 1: Rumor talk about working on the set for the film Heat.
Speaker 2: The shootout scene unbelievable. We spent a month on the weekend,
Speaker 2: Saturdays and Sundays with the shootout scene. They robbed the
Speaker 2: Bank of the West. They started running down Figaroa and
Speaker 2: there's basically thirty cops and the guys are running away
Speaker 2: and you see flames coming out the barrel. It's pretty good.
Speaker 2: And then we got down by the Omni Hotel Sunday
Speaker 2: morning and all of a sudden, boom boom boom, every
Speaker 2: shooting cars running back and forth. You see people look
Speaker 2: out the window. They hit the deck because they thought
Speaker 2: it was a real shootout.
Speaker 1: Well right, because you were using as Michael.
Speaker 2: Mann, we weren't using real bullets, but we're using real
Speaker 2: blanks right with flames coming out, So.
Speaker 1: Just as loud as any, just as loud, just as scary.
Speaker 1: What are some of the famous movie sets you've worked on.
Speaker 2: I work on Heat, g I Jane was your show
Speaker 2: was pretty good and always turning and burning something.
Speaker 1: From Heat to tosh Point Oh. Well, most people wouldn't
Speaker 1: put those two in the same sentence, but I think
Speaker 1: I appreciate Rick doing that. I feel like when you're
Speaker 1: talking about Heat and you talk about tosh Point Oh,
Speaker 1: is the two p's in a pod? Was tosh Point
Speaker 1: Oh an easy gig? Or was that a pain in
Speaker 1: the ass gig? Where where did it fall?
Speaker 2: I'd say it was probably the easiest gig I've ever had.
Speaker 2: And I know because I easily. You never saw me
Speaker 2: because I always got behind the drapes. But as you're
Speaker 2: up there rehearsing, I got to hear your life and
Speaker 2: this that and things are going on, and then the rehearsal,
Speaker 2: of course, I'd be at the drapes making looking at
Speaker 2: my shoes, I see cashro come up.
Speaker 1: Oh aren't you in astro?
Speaker 2: And then let you out, get out the door, and
Speaker 2: then let the people out of the stage. It was fun.
Speaker 2: We had it down.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was that was It was a well
Speaker 1: oiled machine, and I appreciate that you made sure everything
Speaker 1: ran smoothly and quickly. How many layers of green screen
Speaker 1: paint were on the wall by the time my show ended.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd say probably about an inch thick.
Speaker 1: There was a lot of green paint. Was so huge.
Speaker 1: That green screenwall was so huge. Talk a little bit
Speaker 1: about ramboard.
Speaker 2: All right. Ramboard's good for protecting your floor because you
Speaker 2: always had had ramboard.
Speaker 1: Everywhere I looked, there was ramboard. Man, I ramboard. I
Speaker 1: don't think you're a sponsor of the show, but you
Speaker 1: really should. We really loved your cardboard that we would
Speaker 1: roll out everywhere. I think I stole a few rolls
Speaker 1: of that ramboard at some point.
Speaker 2: Good to have.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's it's amazing. If you're work in your garage,
Speaker 1: you can roll that out quickly, especially if you're doing
Speaker 1: ding repair. I loved it. What's the most insane thing
Speaker 1: you were asked to do on Tosh point zero.
Speaker 2: I'd say one year we did these tracking marks up
Speaker 2: in the ceiling. Memory you had cameras and we put
Speaker 2: all these weird looking things up in the ceiling. We
Speaker 2: had to clamp them up there because they were trying
Speaker 2: to get kind of like what they now like volume
Speaker 2: stages where you could see all around, but they were
Speaker 2: trying to track all these marks, so you could almost
Speaker 2: get a lit over the top of you. That was
Speaker 2: kind of tricky, but we had first we had to
Speaker 2: build those things mm hmm, and then we had to
Speaker 2: clamp them and then see stand arms. So it was
Speaker 2: like a whole day to set it up and like
Speaker 2: a half a day to take it down.
Speaker 1: Did we use it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. We put them up, but they were
Speaker 2: up there.
Speaker 1: I think they were up there forever, and we don't
Speaker 1: think we used them. I think I could. I think
Speaker 1: they're still probably up there.
Speaker 2: No, I know where they're at.
Speaker 1: When I switched our schedule to a start at seven
Speaker 1: am every day, did you hate that on it? You
Speaker 1: loved it?
Speaker 2: I loved it. I'm up early. I was up at
Speaker 2: three four in the morning all the time. But I
Speaker 2: remember you said you wanted to get into the business
Speaker 2: because you wanted to serve. Yeah, because you go two
Speaker 2: or three hours on the commercial in the lineup U plus,
Speaker 2: you could if you knew the tide, you come in later,
Speaker 2: surf in the morning.
Speaker 1: I like surfing it. I always the whole schedule got
Speaker 1: moved early, so I could, like just we could we
Speaker 1: could work in the morning. Fine, I'd rather my I'm
Speaker 1: not a in person. I'd much rather surf right before dark.
Speaker 2: So afternoon glass.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's my little heaven there. You like, everyone
Speaker 1: hates the traffic in Los Angeles, but you say, you
Speaker 1: know what, here's my workaround. I'm gonna leave, you know,
Speaker 1: before the butt crack of dawn.
Speaker 2: In the morning, and and get off by six.
Speaker 1: Right, But you get wherever you need to get, and
Speaker 1: then you get there. Whata You just sit in your
Speaker 1: carvet in reading.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I read, you know, I read. If you
Speaker 2: a little bit of get my bowl of manna, you know.
Speaker 1: Because if you if you can avoid the traffic, it's
Speaker 1: really just a lovely city.
Speaker 2: They put her on cruise control all the way from
Speaker 2: my house. Uh huh, it's ninety nine miles to my boat.
Speaker 2: I've taken up. Let's talk about that.
Speaker 1: For a second.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Yes, we say you live in Escondido, but you also, uh,
Speaker 1: for the majority of the time when you're working in Hollywood,
Speaker 1: a lot of times you live on a boat, right.
Speaker 2: I call it my floating condo. A floating condo, thirty
Speaker 2: foot sailboat Catalina.
Speaker 1: Do you ever do you take it out?
Speaker 2: No, don't take it out.
Speaker 1: Have you ever taken it out?
Speaker 2: We took it out when we moved it over into
Speaker 2: the bay into we were in. We got it in
Speaker 2: Santa Monica, and then we moved it into Ridondo.
Speaker 1: Are you a proper sailor?
Speaker 2: Nah? But I'm thinking about it.
Speaker 1: Are you competent? Well, I'm not getting in there with you.
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not competent. Before I take that thing out,
Speaker 2: I'm I have someone teach me. Plus, I thought about
Speaker 2: fixing up the boat. But you know, a boat stands
Speaker 2: for break out another thousand and at this point, I
Speaker 2: don't have a whole bunch of thousands to get it
Speaker 2: in top shape.
Speaker 1: What's it like living in a boat.
Speaker 2: It's comfortable. You sleep like a baby in that boat,
Speaker 2: like you're still in the womb.
Speaker 1: I don't know that I slept well in the womb.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2: Well, it's like a giant water bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, a water bed is horrible. That's the worst
Speaker 1: night sleep ever.
Speaker 2: Well, if you get the baffles in it, it's much better.
Speaker 1: And the baffles or the heated water, that's the grossest
Speaker 1: sounding night's sleep I've ever heard. Heated waterbed. Good. All right,
Speaker 1: hold on, So how long have you been in this boat?
Speaker 2: This one? Probably about for thirteen years. I guess. We've
Speaker 2: had this boat and I share it with the guy
Speaker 2: that lives in Arizona. He's a sound mixer. Okay, so
Speaker 2: we split the rent and it's now gone up to
Speaker 2: about four hundred, just under four hundred a month. That's
Speaker 2: that's your slip fee, well each of us. So it's
Speaker 2: about eight hundred with bottom cleaning.
Speaker 1: How often you clean the bottom?
Speaker 2: They come about every month, month and a half.
Speaker 1: Every month.
Speaker 2: They take a piece of carp and wipe it down.
Speaker 1: The ocean's brutal, it's hard.
Speaker 2: And then you got to replace zincs in it every
Speaker 2: now and again.
Speaker 1: How often are you doing the boat?
Speaker 2: Now? Well, I was there this morning, and usually i'm there.
Speaker 2: I book up in the morning, do my job, and
Speaker 2: then I'll go crash on the boat and instead of
Speaker 2: going home in the afternoon, I wait till early in
Speaker 2: the morning and reverse course and do the same thing.
Speaker 2: But there was a time when I was working with
Speaker 2: you before the pandemic. I was punching in over two
Speaker 2: hundred days a year.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of time.
Speaker 2: I was bouncing off a lot of different shows. Well,
Speaker 2: I stayed on the boat maybe one hundred and fifty days.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when Eddie got hammered at a bar
Speaker 1: called what is it Naj's Place at the Redondo Pier
Speaker 1: and called to hang out because you were living on
Speaker 1: the boat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that one and thirty five beers on tap.
Speaker 1: Uh, Eddie? Were you trying to what were you trying
Speaker 1: to find a place to sleep that night?
Speaker 2: Hang out?
Speaker 3: Rick's got a boat here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Were you going to take the boat out? All out?
Speaker 1: Have been a great idea? Is that the key to
Speaker 1: a happy marriage? You guys just like to separate. You
Speaker 1: live on a boat half the time, and she's.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just our lifestyle. But I think if you
Speaker 2: want to stay married, you should have some air gap
Speaker 2: between you. Guys. So because you know, people get a
Speaker 2: little picky about certain things, and you'd get that space.
Speaker 2: It's nice.
Speaker 1: I just worry if I if I get space, that
Speaker 1: I'm just going to kind of keep drifting farther and
Speaker 1: farther away.
Speaker 2: Nah, you won't do that. Well, you got the kids,
Speaker 2: you know, you want to hang with the kids.
Speaker 1: I love the kids, yeah, you know, and I love
Speaker 1: the wife.
Speaker 2: I'm really why if you want to keep it. It's
Speaker 2: nice to have some space.
Speaker 1: I have no space. It's just it's all about just
Speaker 1: on top of each other at all times.
Speaker 2: That's hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well I didn't start till later. I'm on my
Speaker 1: second marriage, but it's just my first marriage.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Right, so I feel like, yeah, I got to act
Speaker 1: like a knucklehead earlier, right, and I'm good. How many
Speaker 1: different Comedy Central shows have you worked on?
Speaker 2: Probably a dozen, Jim Jeffries. I started out with Norm
Speaker 2: McDonald's Sports show.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: Then I did The Burn, Then I did Anthony Jesselnick,
Speaker 2: The Jesselnick Offensive. In the meantime, I was taking care
Speaker 2: of your show. Then we did Lights Out with David Spade.
Speaker 2: Then we did another one with David Spade that was
Speaker 2: After Party. That was a fizzle. It didn't last that long.
Speaker 1: And then a third one with David Spade.
Speaker 2: I didn't do the other one with David Spade, and
Speaker 2: then I did another one with Anthony again called Good
Speaker 2: Talk that was pretty good, uh huh, and probably a
Speaker 2: few more.
Speaker 1: And then the pandemic happened.
Speaker 2: Wiped us all out, although we had pandemic money, so
Speaker 2: it wasn't so bad, was I?
Speaker 1: The only show that ever paid you after the show
Speaker 1: was was was.
Speaker 2: Canceled, Daniel, I want to say thank you for that.
Speaker 2: I mean I could mention the numbers, but then again.
Speaker 1: Well that doesn't seem appropriate appropriate, But were they good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could say it was. It was the best
Speaker 2: tip I have ever got.
Speaker 1: No, that's nice to hear.
Speaker 2: And it was. And you know, I mean I didn't
Speaker 2: need to. We all made decent money working for you,
Speaker 2: and a lot of times I'd be sitting there and
Speaker 2: waiting and waiting and then Bill say, hey, go home.
Speaker 2: And you know some days you just weren't ready to
Speaker 2: shoot or things weren't right, So I go either, yeah,
Speaker 2: go to.
Speaker 1: My get real real testy. Just I refuse to come
Speaker 1: out of my trailer.
Speaker 2: I tried to make sure your your house was clean, Daniel.
Speaker 2: My goal was I tell everybody I was your best
Speaker 2: bitch if your house clean. And I didn't say a word,
Speaker 2: and we never talked.
Speaker 1: Sure, biggest asshole you ever had to work with. You
Speaker 1: don't have to name names, but but say who it
Speaker 1: was name. Oh was he bad? That's a shame?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he You know.
Speaker 1: It sucks because he loves headbands too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know it's an attitude. And you know,
Speaker 2: now the nicest I would say, cowboy guy. He does
Speaker 2: all the voiceover for Ram Trucks, Sam Elliott, sam Elliott.
Speaker 1: Sam Eli was the nicest guy.
Speaker 2: You're the nicest guy in the world. We were doing
Speaker 2: something pretty close in Ventura.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: So he walked back through the river bed, sat down
Speaker 2: at the table, talked about his wife and the vegetable garden,
Speaker 2: and he was just like, it's just a guy, just
Speaker 2: a sweetheart.
Speaker 1: Of a game makes us all look bad. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like a normal person. By the way, is are we
Speaker 1: in the All Valley contest? Later today? This reminds me
Speaker 1: of the Karate Kid? Is that a tosh point zero.
Speaker 2: Dot on that It's not actually your dot, this is
Speaker 2: a cloth dot. But I do have some of those things.
Speaker 2: I brought some of those dots which he might.
Speaker 1: Want to brought gifts for me. Oh yeah, I got a.
Speaker 2: Gift for everybody. I'm like, you know, my brother's Michael,
Speaker 2: gu but is now Santa Mike. You've been Santa Mike forever.
Speaker 1: Let's let's let's see what Let's see what you brought.
Speaker 1: I'm excited to see some of this stuff.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this one for your dog.
Speaker 1: Carl gets a gift.
Speaker 2: Carl gets a gift.
Speaker 1: A headband. Oh man, let me tell you something about dress.
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't know if you have to put
Speaker 2: it on him. You could use it, just throw it
Speaker 2: away if you want to. I won't. Well, but he'd
Speaker 2: be pretty cool running down the beach.
Speaker 1: What else you got? Come on, let's see some stuff.
Speaker 2: Now you're taking your kid out in the water yet. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my first wetsuit.
Speaker 1: That's your first we suit.
Speaker 2: I'm not just kidding, but I thought that'd fit him well.
Speaker 2: It might, and then if he grows out of it,
Speaker 2: then you give it to the daughter.
Speaker 1: Here, rig I got you a gift. I got you
Speaker 1: a wet suit from here. You go, all right, don't
Speaker 1: want it that's very nice of you. There you go
Speaker 1: something that. What do you do? They just give me
Speaker 1: a Nike app? But then I see on the side
Speaker 1: of that, says tosh Point. I was like, I can't
Speaker 1: wear this. This had is horrible.
Speaker 2: Rick, I bet you get a kick out of it.
Speaker 1: You wear these?
Speaker 2: No, No, the are still brand new.
Speaker 1: They were just sitting that looks like we've worn it.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: What's there's a Comedy Central hat.
Speaker 1: I fuck Comedy Central. I'm not wearing a Comedy Central hat.
Speaker 1: The pieces of this ship. You know, they fucked us, Rick,
Speaker 1: Why would we.
Speaker 2: Want to I still work with them?
Speaker 1: Oh, sorry about that Comedy Center. You're still good? That's fine. Okay,
Speaker 1: Well so far, Rick, this has been These have been
Speaker 1: just duds.
Speaker 2: My buddy's a painter.
Speaker 1: Oh that is pretty.
Speaker 2: I figured you'd like that.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. Why would you figure I'd like this? Because
Speaker 1: I saw because it's waves, it's waves. Looking at it
Speaker 1: upside oh, Rick, I was looking at it. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: looks a lot better. When when they said, oh that's nice,
Speaker 1: look at that. Look at his artist friend. What's your
Speaker 1: buddy's name, Tony Tony Rider? Thanks for that. That's on metal. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you see that, Well, I know right where that's gonna go.
Speaker 1: Good grief, you're just doing the same bit that I do.
Speaker 1: You're just fucking getting rid of your ship.
Speaker 2: I had empty my closet. Where do you go. That's
Speaker 2: a book, that's the original book book.
Speaker 1: The Grip Book. Oh this is nice. Actually you can
Speaker 1: have that. Look at this. His brother wrote this, The
Speaker 1: Grip Book and How to become a Motion Picture Film Technician.
Speaker 1: Look at this, by the way, Sea Clamps.
Speaker 2: You call it the first emoji book.
Speaker 1: You know, a lot of tractor stands, all cranes. You
Speaker 1: know I love cranes. Oh yeah, well better than sitting
Speaker 1: in a crane.
Speaker 2: Well, you'd probably like this book because it's got all jibs,
Speaker 2: cranes and arms. This is six.
Speaker 1: He's always written two books.
Speaker 2: Six. He's on his seventh edition.
Speaker 1: Jesus Man, your brother is a monster.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got thick.
Speaker 1: This book is.
Speaker 2: But if you look in there, there's just not every
Speaker 2: kind of crane in there. And he keeps it current.
Speaker 1: He's also just got a photo of an umbrella case
Speaker 1: you want to know what an umbrella looks like. This
Speaker 1: is great. This is such a better gig than going
Speaker 1: to college. You read, learned this book, come out here, hustle,
Speaker 1: and then just work on the movies. That's TV for
Speaker 1: the rest of your.
Speaker 2: Well you can do. You can make a good living
Speaker 2: out of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can. Good for you. Oh god, damn it.
Speaker 2: Rick, Oh here's one that you might like. Don't have
Speaker 2: many of these.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I don't know that I
Speaker 1: have any A script from Tosh point of this is
Speaker 1: a Tosh point. What's that? Good season eight twenty seven. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a good season, one of the best. Let
Speaker 1: me let me just let me just go out, Hold on,
Speaker 1: let me just go This is great hot. Look at
Speaker 1: this first page I opened to Pivot Abortion Live from
Speaker 1: New York. It's Saturday night. If a white person wears
Speaker 1: an Obama mask, does that count as blackface? Like a mask?
Speaker 3: So you've never answered that question.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. Oh man, look at these jokes. Better
Speaker 1: have some lub handy before you type in three Asian teenagers.
Speaker 1: This show was horrible.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 1: Why would we can't say that stuff? That's awful? By
Speaker 1: this episode, I just kept screaming, Pivot, Pivot race relections, uh,
Speaker 1: Pivot healthcare? Wait was this was this the political was
Speaker 1: this the Trump wins the first election episode? That's funny.
Speaker 1: The only way to fix the election process is by
Speaker 1: taking the voters out of it. That's good stuff. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: there's another.
Speaker 2: That's the only two ever I had leafs. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: well left it around, but I have to clean the.
Speaker 1: Place, Lafe. That's wrong.
Speaker 2: I just thought you kick.
Speaker 1: I got a kick out of it. I appreciate you
Speaker 1: bringing it for the kick part is that it no?
Speaker 1: Oh good grief.
Speaker 2: Here, bought some dots if you want to put it
Speaker 2: on your board, and this is some leftover.
Speaker 1: These are old dots now, so the dots Rick would
Speaker 1: put on the floor, so I knew where to stay end.
Speaker 1: But but instead of just putting a regular mark or
Speaker 1: a star, since it was Tosh point. Oh he always
Speaker 1: just had these points made up, and that's what where
Speaker 1: they would be placed. Oh come on, Rick, how much
Speaker 1: stuff do you have?
Speaker 2: Well, here's here's some more.
Speaker 1: This right here? Though? What is happening with it?
Speaker 2: Here?
Speaker 1: You put that over on that side just so that
Speaker 1: I don't accidentally take it? Are you done?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 1: Damn it? I like that Your bag is a salvation army.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why I went shopping. I got something for
Speaker 2: your wife.
Speaker 1: No, she we have a garden, but she doesn't do it.
Speaker 1: But she got you got her. What the fuck? Rick,
Speaker 1: you just bought her. You think my wife has a
Speaker 1: medium hand, she's small hands. You got tiny hands.
Speaker 2: Fought him for my wife? They don't. She don't work love.
Speaker 2: So I figured, don't just give him the garley.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what I do. He's doing my bit. He's just.
Speaker 2: Here's one. Here's one that she can have when when
Speaker 2: she's mad at you, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, yeah, geez a mug that says the Jim
Speaker 1: Jeffrey Show on it.
Speaker 3: By the way, what the hell is happening.
Speaker 1: This about this It's not even like a mug that
Speaker 1: was made for the show. It's just a sticker. There's
Speaker 1: just a Jim Jeffery show the sticker. Well, that's nice,
Speaker 1: that's a nice guy. She loves a new mug.
Speaker 2: There's one more thing. You brought more things, just one thing.
Speaker 2: You probably won't like it, but I know, I.
Speaker 1: Know, holy shit, hold on, you just fucking stole well. Basically,
Speaker 1: the Tosh point of this actually is hysterical. So Rick,
Speaker 1: not only is this from look it has it has
Speaker 1: the lights that are behind it, that light up tosh
Speaker 1: point zero. But he just fucking rip this out of
Speaker 1: the goddamn wall.
Speaker 2: Take hour to get off and when it's going right
Speaker 2: to the cans. But I do have another one that's foam.
Speaker 1: This is heavy. This is do you build this? No?
Speaker 2: No is you're off your set wall?
Speaker 1: No idea? It was off my set. Well, I don't
Speaker 1: know if if no, you didn't put the lights.
Speaker 2: On or anything. It came with the lights on it,
Speaker 2: and there's things on my desk. I've got the whole
Speaker 2: thing for that one too.
Speaker 1: Were you keeping all this shiit rick?
Speaker 2: Well going to be at your house now? Daniel, there's
Speaker 2: no fucking away now. I know you wouldn't want any
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: This is hysterical just because it's got bolt sticking out.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about cleaning it up, but I just
Speaker 2: figured you couldn't much a little.
Speaker 1: End table, Eddie. Will you make this an end table
Speaker 1: for me? Eddie?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: Well, thanks, Ed. You were just hoping the show was
Speaker 1: going to come back, and you're like, hey, guys, we.
Speaker 2: Had four more years. I figured I would tap out
Speaker 2: at seventy Are you seventy on the penny I'll be
Speaker 2: seventy one in July.
Speaker 1: Seventy one in July, you're going finish this sentence for me.
Speaker 1: Seventy is the.
Speaker 2: New year, Jubi Lee. Hey, I don't think.
Speaker 1: I realized you were seventy. Do you think you'll ever retire?
Speaker 2: I don't want to. I mean, my jobs are been cake.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm getting paid to laugh get music. But
Speaker 2: I don't really want to go climb up and down
Speaker 2: hills in the middle of the night and carry heavy
Speaker 2: stuff because I know if I do that, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: break up. And I want to keep.
Speaker 1: Has your body held held good? You had any replacements?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Nothing good for you. I'm holding out hope that I
Speaker 1: that I can live that life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, howld your your hold? Your dad and your
Speaker 2: parents grandparents?
Speaker 1: My dad will be ninety six.
Speaker 2: Now is your dad?
Speaker 1: By the way, my dad's My dad's good. He's uh
Speaker 1: my dad's eighty. I don't know. I think he's eighty.
Speaker 1: I should ask him. Good run Okay, Uh here I
Speaker 1: got you for your boat flex seal.
Speaker 2: Oh perfect, Yeah, it's great. This is the paste I
Speaker 2: can use that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you get a leak and I'm told you
Speaker 1: can uh make a screen. Uh, you know Phil Swift
Speaker 1: always says that. Uh. By the way, have you seen
Speaker 1: Phil Swift's face lately? Oh yeah, Oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: done some stuff to it. Yeah, considered doing any plastic surgery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm taking what the Good Lord gives me fixed,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I think for some people
Speaker 2: it's good, you know, they prefer it. But I'm just
Speaker 2: happy to just get out and walk.
Speaker 1: Are you happy with your weight right now? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I am. I'm sitting around one sixty five one seventy.
Speaker 2: For a while I was kind of fulls Yeah. Sorry,
Speaker 2: you know I was punching close to one ninety. Oh.
Speaker 2: So you've you've dropped Melb's Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for you. What did you drop it?
Speaker 2: Just eat better diet.
Speaker 1: Do you have a sweet tooth?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I have a sweet soup.
Speaker 1: It's hard on sets to have a good diet because
Speaker 1: there's just food available all time.
Speaker 2: All kinds of food, as much as you want. I know,
Speaker 2: they feed us, they feed us so much on sets.
Speaker 1: I didn't really care for the food we had on set.
Speaker 2: Ever, sometimes it was good. Sometimes you just ate it
Speaker 2: and booked on. Crafty was always good.
Speaker 1: Crafty was fine, but the meals that were catered. Like
Speaker 1: I tried to mix it up and like I brought
Speaker 1: in like a barbecue guy one time, and there's just nobody.
Speaker 1: Nobody could nail it. Never. It never was my favorite thing.
Speaker 1: All Right, here's here's another gift I got you. Okay,
Speaker 1: somebody's sent this to me. But it's like I already
Speaker 1: have the purpose for your boat. It's a a bidet.
Speaker 1: You use a bidet. No, okay, this I know, And
Speaker 1: you're probably you're probably saying, oh, I'm not gonna try.
Speaker 1: I think as you age, you're gonna really appreciate this.
Speaker 1: Doing the heavy lifting.
Speaker 2: You put this in the man cave, the bathrooms in
Speaker 2: the main, you.
Speaker 1: Go sit down there and you just enjoy it. Just
Speaker 1: a good clean out there you go. That's called the
Speaker 1: Clean Butt Club. By the way, Clean Butt Club sent
Speaker 1: me that. Now a lux beenday, So thank you, Clean
Speaker 1: Butt Club. That's they're not a sponsor the show. They
Speaker 1: just sent me that. It was nice. But I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna use that I've gotten. I've got a toilet that's
Speaker 1: built in how dare you?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I have one other thing. I wanted you to have.
Speaker 1: One of my old bandanas.
Speaker 2: Fantastic. Okay, just just so that no, I love that,
Speaker 2: appreciate that.
Speaker 1: There you go. If if a kid wants to get
Speaker 1: into this business, uh, into your business? What they got
Speaker 1: to do and what should they expect.
Speaker 2: To get into business. If you ever get on set
Speaker 2: and you're a production assistant, run hard and always go
Speaker 2: up to the key grip because you can approach those
Speaker 2: guys are raring the other grips and say, hey, need anything,
Speaker 2: I'll help you out. And then on the way out
Speaker 2: you say, if you got something coming up, I'll do
Speaker 2: the next one. I'll work for free for you. You know,
Speaker 2: get in someone's pocket. And then after the end of
Speaker 2: the day they ask you, hey, what are you doing
Speaker 2: next week? I got a two day job you want
Speaker 2: to jump on? So he goes from a buck and
Speaker 2: a half a day to about maybe five six. I mean,
Speaker 2: you're not bad.
Speaker 1: Do the kids have that type of hustle?
Speaker 2: Now? Some do?
Speaker 1: Uh huh, all right, some do. Are you a natural builder?
Speaker 1: I mean do you just constantly build shit?
Speaker 2: I'm always doing something big property. It's sixtents of an acre,
Speaker 2: and then I've got one one structure that's the remnant
Speaker 2: of a burn down because my house burnt down to
Speaker 2: the ground in nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 1: Okay, you lost yourmen eighty seven. I lost mine in
Speaker 1: eighteen and you rebuilt your home by hand.
Speaker 2: Well, the remnant was there, so I kept that as
Speaker 2: like a landscape office. And then this because I got
Speaker 2: some land from the city or the county that gave
Speaker 2: me six tenths of an acre. So I put a
Speaker 2: whole new septic system in and built a whole new house.
Speaker 2: He built a three thousand square foot craftsman. I figured
Speaker 2: I had five kids.
Speaker 1: Is three with your first wife, two with your second
Speaker 1: is out? Is the right math? I got there, and
Speaker 1: you're almost Are you an empty nester?
Speaker 2: Yet not yet? I to the youngest one, I'm kind
Speaker 2: of brainwashing. I want him to stick around.
Speaker 1: How old is the youngest seventeen?
Speaker 2: He's just no, no, he just turned twenty three, graduated.
Speaker 1: Twenty three, still in a nest.
Speaker 2: Well, he's just finished up college.
Speaker 1: Get him out of the house now.
Speaker 2: He's a good kid.
Speaker 1: Good for you, twenty three. So you did it, you
Speaker 1: pulled it off? You were Were you an old dad?
Speaker 1: I get I mean twenty three.
Speaker 2: I think I had my first kid because my oldest
Speaker 2: son is tigue. He's been on set. He's forty five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like your kids have worked on my show.
Speaker 2: Tig and Shay okay, and they're doing they're still doing well.
Speaker 2: They're making still taking care of some business and getting jobs.
Speaker 1: Wait, how old were do you? Do you know how
Speaker 1: old you were when you had your first one?
Speaker 2: Your friend?
Speaker 1: How old were you when you had your last child?
Speaker 2: Well? Twenty three from seventy? What's that?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: Forty forty five, forty six? Maybe?
Speaker 1: Oh man, I'm an older dad than you are. Kids
Speaker 1: are great, Yeah, but did you ever get fixed afterwards?
Speaker 1: You get circum no?
Speaker 2: I like where they are.
Speaker 1: Did you ever get that?
Speaker 2: I got that? No choice?
Speaker 1: You never got avosectomy. Nope, So you could still have children?
Speaker 2: Probably could.
Speaker 1: Oh, good for you. Well, thanks for coming, Rick, and
Speaker 1: thanks for emptying out all of the trash at your home.
Speaker 1: Thanks you still you stole my bit? Rick, all right,
Speaker 1: thanks for being anybody?
Speaker 2: Thanks man?
Speaker 1: Okay, Psha, Thanks Rick, it's good seeing you and Carl
Speaker 1: head up. Come here, show everybody that Rick got you
Speaker 1: a headband. Huh loves it? You like it? The red
Speaker 1: of his junk?
Speaker 3: Holy shit, I mean there's a wide net of what
Speaker 3: he brought you.
Speaker 1: So many just random junk. Could you believe that?
Speaker 2: Carl?
Speaker 1: I was like, Rick, what are you doing? Just kept
Speaker 1: pulling stuff out and none of it made sense to
Speaker 1: the next thing. Here's some gardening gloves for your wife.
Speaker 1: What I mean I put I put some thought into
Speaker 1: my gifts. Well, that's nice of him. We got some plugs.
Speaker 1: You want to hear about him. Tossshowstore dot com. Start
Speaker 1: selling those headbands Eddie's tour check them out. Come see
Speaker 1: me on tour. Midwest tour starting this week. Kansas City, Omaha,
Speaker 1: let's go, Minneapolis, Milwaukee, Madison, Chicago. Do the right thing?
Speaker 1: Come say hi? You ready for the free plug? Surprised me?
Speaker 1: Some good music? Yeah that's not bad. A little social distortion.
Speaker 1: Knockoff this week's free plug. Oh you don't like this.
Speaker 1: Carl is for Off Leash Social. It was founded in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. It's like two years ago. Wow, this'll
Speaker 1: be the third one. All right. Off Leash Social is
Speaker 1: an all outdoor bar and restaurant in Johnson City, Tennessee. Hey,
Speaker 1: Johnson City.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: We did a couple of shows there last year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we did two shows. We stayed zero nights because I
Speaker 1: wanted to be in a Knoxville because I love Knoxville.
Speaker 1: So I just stayed in Knoxville, went over and did
Speaker 1: the shows in Johnson City, and stayed in Johnson and
Speaker 1: Knoxville with my family is there because then we head
Speaker 1: on over to a pigeon forge, get some cinnamon toast,
Speaker 1: and uh go to Dollywood. You know what I do? Gosh,
Speaker 1: I do it. I did not like Johnson City. I
Speaker 1: loved Knoxville. Johnson City. Eh, that's not my cup of tea.
Speaker 1: But this sounds good. Off leash social. It's not like
Speaker 1: any dog park you've been to. Well, no, I thought
Speaker 1: it was a bar. They have live music concerts, trivia nights,
Speaker 1: movie nights, stand up comedy shows. Oh man, here I
Speaker 1: was shitting on it, watch parties, yoga, and a whole
Speaker 1: host of stuff. It sounds like it's just a park. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just go there and do what you want. Dogs must
Speaker 1: be six months are older and need to have their
Speaker 1: raby shot. Oh okay, here you go telling us what
Speaker 1: we got to do with our dog bodies. That's going
Speaker 1: to really upset a lot of the anti vaxer dog people.
Speaker 1: Admission is ten dollars for one day or forty dollars
Speaker 1: for one month unlimited? Is this every night? Kidding me?
Speaker 1: Discounts for year memberships and second dogs from the same household? Wait?
Speaker 1: Wait is it per person or is it per dog?
Speaker 1: Humans enter free? Okay, do you have to have a
Speaker 1: dog or can you just show up? What if you
Speaker 1: liked to just pet other people's dogs? I don't like
Speaker 1: those fucking people. I had a dog? Oh did you?
Speaker 1: Everyone has had a dog?
Speaker 3: Get another one?
Speaker 1: Right, get another one? Touch mine? Full bar and food
Speaker 1: menu available? Well? What kind of food are they serving here?
Speaker 1: And is there a table to sit at? I'm confused
Speaker 1: about this? Awfully social? Well I hope people get there.
Speaker 1: Johnson City, Tennessee. I love Johnson City. Well, good on you,
Speaker 1: whoever came up with this idea, See you next week.