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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the

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Speaker 1: show where we only talk about what is most obviously,

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Speaker 1: very crucially important today on This is Important.

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Speaker 2: Serious question, gunned ahead. Would you rather get a hand

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Speaker 2: job from Trump for Biden?

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Speaker 3: I think a.

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Speaker 4: Steamer is pooping on a chest. You had to have

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Speaker 4: one boy band member who sort of looked like a wolf.

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Speaker 5: Maybe if we fuck hard enough, the heat from our

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Speaker 5: testicles will rise.

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Speaker 4: Let's go Wow, Oh my god, Cleveland.

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Speaker 2: I just want to say, Cleveland, treat.

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Speaker 4: A son up. I thought that was like a gladiator

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Speaker 4: from ancient times. Ron James, that's the key. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 4: all right, this is for you. So if you got

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Speaker 4: hit with the buzz ball, we've got some paperwork for you. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: sorry about that. Yeah, admittedly always I'm glad that you

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Speaker 4: do most of the throwing because I don't want to

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Speaker 4: get sued.

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Speaker 6: But yeah, I had actually never considered it.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, but our fans are Yeah, nobody's gonna pull

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Speaker 4: on the nose for blake.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, I'm like the I'm the one not

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Speaker 5: in movies, so you assume me. I just give you

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Speaker 5: my fucking jersey.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, which every crew guy that it works. In this

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Speaker 4: theater was like say, Jersey.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I feel good.

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Speaker 4: I feel powerful in my browns Jersey.

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Speaker 7: Okay, wow, oh yeah, let's just lean back on these couches.

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Speaker 4: I I I like our setup here.

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Speaker 2: This is a really so we're sitting on a psychopathic

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Speaker 2: couch up here. Yeah, these are the fabric is insane

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Speaker 2: and Adam for some reason, somehow loves it.

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Speaker 4: Dude, I love it. I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's holding just so much history.

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Speaker 4: I guess if you rub it right, the smells will

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Speaker 4: seep out. Yeah, well we'll still smell all of the secrets.

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Speaker 7: What's super weird is I don't want to rub this,

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Speaker 7: but I am rubbing.

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Speaker 4: It is very central.

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Speaker 2: This was like the nicest uh sticky, the nicest dentist

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Speaker 2: lobby in the eighties and Cleveland.

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Speaker 4: These couches are from there for sure, when orthodontist was

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Speaker 4: Did you guys ever fuck your furniture? Wait?

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Speaker 3: Like a pillow? Is a pillow considered furniture?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: Right, No, that's more of like what are pillows pillows?

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Speaker 3: The decorative.

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Speaker 4: Are they? I mean they're they're not furniture, but definitely

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Speaker 4: furniture for your head, ye, specifically for your head. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: Well, Kyle, are you saying you fucked a pillow?

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Speaker 4: Pretty much? Well? Yeah, no, And Kyle, I get it.

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Speaker 4: We're in front of a few thousand people. You're a

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Speaker 4: little nervous, but its admit to us if you fucked

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Speaker 4: your pillow.

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Speaker 7: I mean yeah, I mean, okay, there's a there's a

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Speaker 7: time in every boy's life when you rub on pretty

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Speaker 7: much everything, right.

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean? Uh, that's my favorite tree.

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Speaker 7: No, but I mean not not me, not everything, not everything.

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Speaker 4: Not me so much. But I knew one of us

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Speaker 4: would have a fun story about like a pillow.

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Speaker 3: I know you have furniture.

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Speaker 4: I haven't fucked furniture. You fucked a couch. Okay, well,

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Speaker 4: wait to out me in front of all my new friends. Wait,

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Speaker 4: how do you know this about him?

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Speaker 3: This is the tales all the time.

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Speaker 6: No, No, he fucked this couch while we were doing

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Speaker 6: sound check.

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Speaker 4: That's why I kissed up. That's why it's sticking over.

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Speaker 4: I didn't fuck this couch. I in an episode of Workaholics.

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Speaker 4: I fucked a couch.

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Speaker 3: You did.

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Speaker 4: No, that was just we were filming.

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Speaker 2: I had the camera out and we cut it into

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Speaker 2: an episode. We had it right, around. I did have

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Speaker 2: to save a lawsuit.

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Speaker 4: My friend who I won't say his full name because

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Speaker 4: I don't you know, obviously, he's Austin Anderson. He shared.

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Speaker 4: He he's a very funny guy, but he used to

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Speaker 4: used to fuck his furniture. Dude, really, yeah, his couch.

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Speaker 4: I would like, go to sit on a couch and

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Speaker 4: he's like, oh Jesus, like couch in his basement. He's like,

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Speaker 4: don't not that one. And I'm like what And he's like,

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Speaker 4: I fucked that cushion earlier.

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Speaker 2: You know what, though, I will say, and I don't

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Speaker 2: know if this has happened to you guys, but when

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Speaker 2: you go to like a furniture store, like I remember

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Speaker 2: walking into Ikea back in the day, a.

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Speaker 6: Lot and just shoving stuff up your ass.

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Speaker 3: No, it's a Swedish meatball.

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Speaker 2: That's a that's a jerky boys. Anyway, I would just

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Speaker 2: get mowners like walking around. And I don't know if

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Speaker 2: it was because I was like nesting and like, I

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Speaker 2: don't know what it was, it was like biological wow,

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Speaker 2: or if it was just like how sweetish were you were?

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Speaker 4: You you were felt like you were nesting? Well, what

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Speaker 4: do you what is buying furniture.

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Speaker 7: It's got to be if your Ikea, it's got to

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Speaker 7: be like college age or something.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it was like my twenties.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're getting your dormitory all set up. Right.

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Speaker 4: You're the oldest person I know, right. Ikea wasn't around

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Speaker 4: back then in your in your twenties. Yeah, in the

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Speaker 4: nineteen twenties.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, when this was built, this theater.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, hundred years ago, when you were in your twenties,

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Speaker 4: you were nesting and buying. I feel like I liked furniture.

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Speaker 4: I didn't go buy you.

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Speaker 2: You're missing my point. I wasn't saying, you know what

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Speaker 2: I got do some nesting. I'm going to go to Ikea.

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Speaker 2: I'd go, hey, I just rented an apartment.

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Speaker 3: It's empty. I need furniture.

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Speaker 2: And what I'm saying is the biological like like the

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Speaker 2: little spark that would go off, that's like, oh, are

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Speaker 2: you nesting? You probably need to be popping a boner,

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Speaker 2: right because you're building a family, you're using a home.

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Speaker 4: You were probably way more fertile during that time. As Yes,

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Speaker 4: I'm trying to go net geo with this.

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Speaker 3: Are you following?

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Speaker 4: Are you following them all?

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to be like Animal Planet about it all

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Speaker 2: and like on the next level. It's not just about

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Speaker 2: the boner. It's about the evolution of humans.

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Speaker 7: It's about what caused the boner, because of the bone,

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Speaker 7: because of bon cause of diarrhea.

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Speaker 5: Cause if you are constantly getting unwanted boners, is that

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Speaker 5: boner rhea?

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Speaker 7: Points yourself ahead, points on the board, baby.

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Speaker 4: Limp did swish?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Well, I remember in high school we would as like

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Speaker 4: a swish, like nailed it, and my dad is like,

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Speaker 4: what the fuck are you doing?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 3: Swish?

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Speaker 4: It's just me always just been like hey, my dad

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Speaker 4: was not about it, known homophobe.

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Speaker 3: So I don't I don't think.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I ever fucked a pillow like to completion.

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Speaker 3: I just want to.

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Speaker 7: I'm just going back through the mind and I feel

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Speaker 7: like I don't have a memory of like, you didn't

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Speaker 7: go to completion?

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Speaker 3: What'd you go to No? I think I just rubbed

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Speaker 3: up against it with my crocher area.

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Speaker 4: Well I've done that then too, Well, okay, so that's

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Speaker 4: what I've also, Dude, I've laid on a couch before and.

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Speaker 3: Had a humped it.

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Speaker 4: He hasn't laid on it to completely hump it. I

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Speaker 4: might have was flexing my butt cheeks and it might

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Speaker 4: have looked like I was humping it. Okay, flexing butt

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Speaker 4: cheeks and it looks like I'm humping.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So there was other people. Was this a performance

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Speaker 3: or was this just for you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Friends and family, right, yeah, it was pennies.

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Speaker 6: Like everybody gather around.

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Speaker 4: We want to show you what Adam learned. Just me

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Speaker 4: on a couch at fourteen years old. Adam, mind if

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Speaker 4: I join you on the couch. No, now, he's no grandpa.

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Speaker 6: This is my spot.

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Speaker 4: Now are you humping that couch? No? No, I'm flexing

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Speaker 4: my butch said, it just looks like that.

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Speaker 5: Now when you were humping this pillow and Austin Anderson

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Speaker 5: was fucking his cat.

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Speaker 2: Austin Anderson, are.

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Speaker 6: You doing this in the nude?

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Speaker 4: Or this is over the pants?

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Speaker 7: I mean I think it was over the pants. I

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Speaker 7: think I'm just humping underwear on.

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Speaker 4: I think I have a memory. You haven't smoked all

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Speaker 4: your brain cells away.

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Speaker 7: No, they're not all gone. It's uh, it was just

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Speaker 7: a hump. It was a hump, probably through underwear. I

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Speaker 7: think I don't remember that.

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Speaker 2: He once got busy in the burger bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool. What kind of underwear are we wearing? Like,

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Speaker 3: is this like silk boxers?

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Speaker 2: Because if you every guy went through like a one

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Speaker 2: or two or maybe more, you freaks, uh silk boxer

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Speaker 2: face wore you just got one pair and it was

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Speaker 2: like a little while I didn't.

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Speaker 4: I went to a very specific Joe boxer with a

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Speaker 4: lot of smiling faces on my Joe boxer boxer briefs

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Speaker 4: were huge, remember those? Yeah? Did those field my old

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Speaker 4: navy ship? You guys fuck with some old navy boxer breefs? No,

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Speaker 4: oh dude, you're not Midwestern. Huh No, I'm not.

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Speaker 3: I did have because this.

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Speaker 4: Crowd fucks with some old navy boxer whoa, oh yeah

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Speaker 4: yeah they do. Hey not cool. Here was two thousand

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Speaker 4: and two, dude, I just threw out like maybe six

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Speaker 4: months ago. Turn of the Millennium Boxers, right, oh wow

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Speaker 4: that it was ninety nine with a slash through at

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Speaker 4: two thousand and then fireworks on the boxers, Like and Chloe,

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Speaker 4: my wife was like, what the fuck are these? And

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Speaker 4: I'm like their art, babe, Yeah, you gotta frame those.

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Speaker 3: You put them on grailed.

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Speaker 6: You had y two k boxers.

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Speaker 4: That's fucking cool.

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Speaker 6: Watch you gave those to me.

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Speaker 4: That I know you could have resold them. Those would

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Speaker 4: go for a fortune on it. See I blew it. Dude,

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Speaker 4: you did blow it. But you never had silk boxers.

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Speaker 4: You never had those, No, I don't think if I did,

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Speaker 4: I ruined them immediately they were Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I had until they were.

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Speaker 5: A pair of silk boxers. No, that's like what emperors wear.

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Speaker 4: What you that's what you think.

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Speaker 2: And then you go to t J Max and you go, oh,

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Speaker 2: these are nine dollars. Yeah, it's I think I had

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Speaker 2: money bags.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I would do nine dollars when you're how old

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Speaker 4: are you wearing?

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Speaker 3: Are you buying your.

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Speaker 2: Underwear out of your lawn wowing money? No, like your

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Speaker 2: mom's buying your underwear.

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Speaker 4: My mom in a million years wouldn't buy me nine

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Speaker 4: dollars boxers when I was in seventh grade. Well, she'll

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Speaker 4: be like, we're going to old Navy. Yeah, it's gonna

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Speaker 4: look like a goddamn tablecloth and you're gonna have them

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Speaker 4: for twenty five years. Dude.

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Speaker 7: I remember when I had the silk boxers, Like, we

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Speaker 4: The light, James, come feel this? Yeah, okay, feel this?

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Speaker 4: Dude. How do you say it so soft?

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Speaker 4: This just trying to get points and you're not getting them.

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Speaker 4: Dude. The only disappointment of this couch is I wish

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Speaker 4: when you lifted this up there was like a nineteen

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Speaker 4: seventy three penthouse right. Oh yeah, club magazine.

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Speaker 2: Remember how they had something called Penthouse Letters where it

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Speaker 3: I'm like, who's waiting for this?

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Speaker 4: Dude? I love I loved them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a big fan of erotic fiction as well.

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Speaker 6: Erotic fiction fan the pillow Humpers.

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Speaker 7: I think I remember when I got into erotic fiction

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Speaker 7: The Internet wasn't fast enough. You couldn't really watch movies.

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Speaker 2: Wait, wait, you're forgetting the fact that like just magazines

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Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be word that your mom will find. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Little dicks in their house. My bad, goodbye, dude. You

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Speaker 4: know I tried to write erotic fiction for a minute

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Speaker 4: fucking sign me up. I wrote two stories and one

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Speaker 4: story it was. One story was you're on a hot

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Speaker 3: Nobody fucked. They just fell out of a hot air balloon.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, with ever fucking it's like, trap, my dick.

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Speaker 6: Should we learn how to fly this thing? It can't

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Speaker 4: The fire went out. We have to heat the air

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Speaker 6: If hard enough, the heat from our testicles.

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Speaker 2: Will rise our testicles for the record, and.

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Speaker 4: Wat twist our test our.

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Speaker 6: Specified But.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know you did, well, yeah, did you? I

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Speaker 7: Just go the heat from our bodies, our testicles.

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Speaker 4: Look at there, Look at that big dick up there.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, And then you had to write two stories.

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Speaker 3: So I have a question about the I have a question.

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Speaker 7: Are you are your stories ending with and then they

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Speaker 4: Or are you describing?

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Speaker 9: Are you describing the It wasn't the ad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.

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Speaker 4: They weren't that good because it was mostly just like

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Speaker 3: So you see, I would not have liked this.

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Speaker 4: There's a reason they didn't accept. I didn't get paid.

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Speaker 4: I wrote these stories on my fucking dude. You got

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Speaker 3: That's crazy that they never reached back out.

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Speaker 4: Do you remember Dell computers? Of course?

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Speaker 4: Okay, wow, No Gateway was the cow. Dell was the dude.

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Speaker 2: And then he was caught with like a half roach

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Speaker 4: Because wow, he had a roach gum he had like,

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Speaker 4: Okay, and then I'm like it wouldn't start again. I

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Speaker 6: That's all it takes.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it's your hard drive. It's not hard enough.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, your software is too soft. Yes, points.

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Speaker 4: and I was like, yeah, this is a cool studio.

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00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:30,920
Speaker 4: I got to figure some stuff out about the city.

447
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:33,600
Speaker 4: And Hot Pockets send us a bunch of ship because

448
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 4: they're evidently from Yeah, and I love Hot Pockets, dude.

449
00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:39,000
Speaker 4: So they sent us a bunch of stuff, and I

450
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 4: was like, oh, yeah, hot pockets for Cleveland. So I'm

451
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 4: looking it up and then it's like I looked up

452
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 4: hot pockets Cleveland, and then the second thing up was

453
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 4: Cleveland Steamer. Oh, the steamer ship. He brought this up?

454
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,280
Speaker 4: Whoa swag? I got on here.

455
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:04,119
Speaker 2: What's going on here in Cleveland that the Cleveland steamer is?

456
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:07,199
Speaker 4: Dude? How how dope is it that you have like

457
00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:14,480
Speaker 4: the craziest, weirdest, kinkiest sex moves after your city? Dude? Yeah,

458
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 4: it's a steamer. Is a steamer? Is? Explain to me

459
00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,919
Speaker 4: what you think of steamer.

460
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,240
Speaker 3: I think a steamer is pooping on a chest.

461
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 2: Well, that's a Cleveland steamer. A steamer would just be

462
00:23:26,640 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 2: the poop. Cleveland steamer is the act of pooping on

463
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 2: the wait.

464
00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:33,000
Speaker 7: So if I did that in California, it'd be called

465
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,040
Speaker 7: a California steamer.

466
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:37,920
Speaker 4: Don't do that. I just want to do that take.

467
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:39,240
Speaker 4: I'm checking.

468
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:40,600
Speaker 3: I was just checking.

469
00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:49,879
Speaker 4: I was fucking checking. I apologize, Okay. Feel the energy

470
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 4: that's coming off the crowd right now, Kyle, I feel it,

471
00:23:52,359 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 4: and I'm they claim the Cleveland Steamers so goddamn hard here.

472
00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 6: Yes, and like, dude, what the fuck? Like literally, you

473
00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,640
Speaker 6: gotta has to rename your baseball team.

474
00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:07,480
Speaker 4: Why weren't you the Steamers? Wow? Who opportunity?

475
00:24:08,800 --> 00:24:12,480
Speaker 2: Opportunity and so like prom weekend, like when you guys

476
00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 2: go away to like the lake House for the weekend

477
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:18,000
Speaker 2: like American pie style instead of just like losing your

478
00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:18,520
Speaker 2: V card.

479
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,520
Speaker 4: Is it like all like I think we're gonna do

480
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:21,480
Speaker 4: the Cleveland steam moo.

481
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:27,240
Speaker 2: I think is gonna finally let me steam one maybe

482
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:28,000
Speaker 2: vice versa.

483
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,720
Speaker 3: I think I'm ready.

484
00:24:29,880 --> 00:24:35,800
Speaker 4: I'm ready? Tone will you go to prom with me?

485
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 2: What is up with these like these fucking extravagant promposals

486
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 2: the kids are doing now? Why they're organized about love now? Yeah,

487
00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,920
Speaker 2: they're getting like the whole football team to like hold

488
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,439
Speaker 2: up signs behind some girl. Then she turns around and

489
00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:57,120
Speaker 2: it's like will you go to prom with Skyler?

490
00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:59,800
Speaker 3: And she's like going viral.

491
00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 4: No, it's a high school kid, so now that it'd

492
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,800
Speaker 4: be called like Braiden, right, yeah, you know what I mean.

493
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 4: Kids have like cool names now, but it.

494
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 2: Is it's like it's like it's either Braiden or leg

495
00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 2: one of those two.

496
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:21,840
Speaker 4: But it's just an amputee kid. He has no legs legless. Yeah, yeah, that's.

497
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:28,800
Speaker 2: Yes, because if legless legalists asks you to prom you're like,

498
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: you turn to your friends, You're like, one second, what

499
00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:32,119
Speaker 2: the fuck do I do?

500
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:34,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

501
00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 6: Dude, like I don't know. How is he gonna Cleveland steamer?

502
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 4: You? He'll figure it out? Actually, really good, let's roll

503
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:42,840
Speaker 4: he just does this?

504
00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:44,080
Speaker 3: Yeah?

505
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:45,239
Speaker 4: Right, Well that's the thing.

506
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 3: That's the thing.

507
00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:52,400
Speaker 4: When you look at the squirrel, squirrel, what the Cleveland

508
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 4: steamer was you do? You do have to rub. It's

509
00:25:55,840 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 4: not just the shipping and then this. This is the

510
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,800
Speaker 4: sitting and the smearing and the smearing, no kind of

511
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 4: what that's that's that's what I read, dude. That's where

512
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 4: I draw the line.

513
00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:09,359
Speaker 7: I don't understand that part. You have to smear it

514
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:10,560
Speaker 7: around and smush it.

515
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:14,199
Speaker 4: Oh, that's the part you don't understand. Yes, because what

516
00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 4: is exactly does it release the steam? Like a fuck?

517
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:20,560
Speaker 4: I'll look it up.

518
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, you guys care if we take ten eleven minutes

519
00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:25,359
Speaker 2: to really figure.

520
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,760
Speaker 4: This out, we're gonna fall down a hole.

521
00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 2: Drink amongst yourselves, tend.

522
00:26:29,560 --> 00:26:33,880
Speaker 4: To that man who got the steamer. Yeah. A sexual

523
00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:38,120
Speaker 4: act involving defecating on someone's chest and sitting in it

524
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:45,679
Speaker 4: and rolling back and forth like a steam roller. Okay,

525
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 4: so it's not it's not the steam coming off your

526
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 4: hot poop. Oh.

527
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 7: I always thought it was a hot poo steam.

528
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,359
Speaker 4: And that's where you're wrong.

529
00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 3: I am wrong.

530
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 4: And that's why when you were kind of calling it

531
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 4: a California steamer. Yeah, yeah, it sting on you. Now

532
00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,160
Speaker 4: you see why because you didn't even know what you're

533
00:27:05,160 --> 00:27:07,960
Speaker 4: talking about it. I spoke way out of pocket.

534
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,000
Speaker 2: We were saying this the last show of the show

535
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: before it turns out this it's super educational, like you

536
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:15,920
Speaker 2: guys are gonna learn ship tonight, which is.

537
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:20,640
Speaker 4: Just pretty literal ship. You're gonna learn ye who's got

538
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:23,680
Speaker 4: time for the grind and the steam out? Though? As

539
00:27:23,680 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 4: soon as you're dropping a log, it's time to go, right.

540
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 2: But I think you can help her up and you

541
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:33,120
Speaker 2: and she has him and and she has to kind

542
00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:34,400
Speaker 2: of like silt.

543
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,600
Speaker 4: Over the bowl. Right, I don't think that you're in

544
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 4: a bathroom.

545
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:40,040
Speaker 6: Get to it.

546
00:27:40,320 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 4: You get to it, like, you help her up.

547
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:44,480
Speaker 2: So she's like, it sounds like this, you support the

548
00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,680
Speaker 2: back and then you help her pitch over.

549
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:52,000
Speaker 4: It just looks like the limbo exactly yeah, and you're

550
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:56,040
Speaker 4: supported and support her. Yeah.

551
00:27:56,119 --> 00:27:59,119
Speaker 7: No, but that's not happening. If you're doing the steamroller apart,

552
00:27:59,240 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 7: that's not happening.

553
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 4: Know, That's what I confuse. Well, Blake only imagine he's

554
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:07,520
Speaker 4: the one getting shipped on. That's did he did?

555
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it's not totally have to be the

556
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,520
Speaker 5: girl receiving the ship, right, No, not at all.

557
00:28:15,040 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 7: That's not the Cleveland way.

558
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,880
Speaker 6: That's the that's the Columbus steamer.

559
00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 4: Yeah.

560
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:26,200
Speaker 3: Do we like Columbus or do we not like Columbus?

561
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 6: Okay?

562
00:28:27,800 --> 00:28:28,960
Speaker 4: Wait, wait, sorry, I'm so sorry.

563
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,200
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry I did that wrong.

564
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 2: Do you like Columbus swag or.

565
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 4: Do you not like Columbus?

566
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 7: Pretty much sounds like it sounds like they're kind of

567
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 7: chill with Columbus.

568
00:28:44,800 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 4: Okay, just going there tomorrow. It's the Gauge. Uh, dude,

569
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:52,960
Speaker 4: we just drove past. Uh it's Bagel.

570
00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 3: Uh.

571
00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:58,080
Speaker 4: We just drove past the stadium today. I totally forgot that.

572
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 4: You guys are the Guardians? Now completely escaped my mind? Dude?

573
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 4: And do we like the Guardians? I was kidding, don't. Okay,

574
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 4: we don't have a question. That is a question because uh,

575
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,520
Speaker 4: the Indians. It was a cool name, and then you

576
00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:17,680
Speaker 4: just went with the Guardians. It was almost like you

577
00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:19,440
Speaker 4: kept the Ians.

578
00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:20,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's dark?

579
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 4: I feel like they're two different words, but you haven't

580
00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 4: pick another, like like Blake was saying earlier, the Spiders.

581
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:33,120
Speaker 4: I guess were that was on the list. I'm sorry,

582
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,920
Speaker 4: the Cleveland Spider. Yeah, and you're gonna have Tom's along

583
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,440
Speaker 4: be like spiders, let's go.

584
00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:42,320
Speaker 3: That's the tightest part about that.

585
00:29:42,320 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 4: But I don't like that's one red that's one thing.

586
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:48,400
Speaker 4: You could have Spider Man. Uh yeah, no, but mostly.

587
00:29:50,400 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 3: I guess that's school.

588
00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,720
Speaker 4: Yes, I was in high school. Changed from the Indians

589
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,000
Speaker 4: to the Patriots when I was in high school. These

590
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:04,120
Speaker 4: are all good things. It's fine, and uh, it's good.

591
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:09,200
Speaker 4: We changed to the Patriots and I was trying to

592
00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,760
Speaker 4: get it, so we weren't the Patriots, and I wanted

593
00:30:11,760 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 4: to call us the rough Riders.

594
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 6: Wait, were you gonna spell it r y D?

595
00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 3: Yes?

596
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:23,320
Speaker 4: Yes? Okay?

597
00:30:23,320 --> 00:30:23,560
Speaker 6: Cool?

598
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 4: Also r u f F Oh yeah, that's true. That's

599
00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 4: not how you spell writers?

600
00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 3: Was r y D E? R?

601
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 6: Is it rough writers? Because dogs say.

602
00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:37,920
Speaker 2: Rough yes and rock and if you change it to

603
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 2: rough riders right to the finish line, and then it

604
00:30:43,000 --> 00:30:44,960
Speaker 2: was right at the right before they were going to

605
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:45,520
Speaker 2: improve it.

606
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,640
Speaker 4: And then the principal came to us. I was on

607
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,400
Speaker 4: student concert because I was a fucking dorc and she

608
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:53,720
Speaker 4: was like, the principal was like, I know why you

609
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:56,360
Speaker 4: guys wanted to change it to the rough Riders because

610
00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:00,440
Speaker 4: it's a condom. What y know.

611
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:02,280
Speaker 2: I got to see a picture of this principle just

612
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:07,000
Speaker 2: full dude to the ponytail, like the glasses that get

613
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: dark when they go.

614
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 4: Outside, and he's like, oh, I know about the created

615
00:31:11,720 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 4: bell transition lenses. Er, yeah, I've.

616
00:31:17,760 --> 00:31:19,120
Speaker 3: Never heard of that in my life. Yeah.

617
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,480
Speaker 4: Also it was like not a popular condom. I'm like, no,

618
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 4: it's not. It's about DMX and they ride a t

619
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 4: VS and they bark a lot. It's cool. How sick

620
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 4: would it be if our? If our, it'd be cool

621
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 4: for the football team obviously, imagine fucking girls gymnastics.

622
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 11: Yeah, and they're coming out doing fucking Everyone starts telling

623
00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 11: them like the muff Divers, the muff Riders, you know.

624
00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 4: Like also it's a slippery also, that would be pretty dope.

625
00:31:54,200 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 8: Muff divers, the muff Riders, Yeah, muff suff Riders is yeah,

626
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 8: but then your principal that would be way more supportive

627
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:05,040
Speaker 8: of the girls gymnastics team.

628
00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,280
Speaker 2: Then your principal comes out and is like, whoa, I know,

629
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,840
Speaker 2: way you guys did that. That's my nickname around town,

630
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,920
Speaker 2: the muff Rider. It can't it's a nick, it's an.

631
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 4: My principal says, that's a nay no in Omaha, Nebraska.

632
00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 3: I mean he knows what the fucking.

633
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 4: Ros.

634
00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 2: Absolutely, I'm I'm gonna get my fierro and drive off.

635
00:32:31,360 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, what you guys are gonna be the bareback Riders.

636
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:39,280
Speaker 4: Huh that's what you think? Yeah, so we saw the

637
00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:42,280
Speaker 4: list of the pitches of the new names. It's the

638
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 4: rough Riders, the bare Riders, the butt fuckers have the muff.

639
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 6: We're gonna go with Patriots.

640
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 4: Going Patriots Patriots works for me.

641
00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:57,719
Speaker 5: Yeah, we're gonna just use an existence standard issue.

642
00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:00,600
Speaker 2: But that is one that like can like squad, anybody

643
00:33:00,760 --> 00:33:03,000
Speaker 2: was like, this is bullshit, we're changing the fucking name.

644
00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 2: It's been this my forefive And then someone's like Patriots.

645
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 2: They go, oh, fucking fooking strong, pretty strong.

646
00:33:09,520 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 4: I like that. Actually, then yeah, what sucks about that?

647
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,640
Speaker 4: It's like you can't even say that you don't like

648
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,640
Speaker 4: it because they're like, oh, you're not a patriot. And

649
00:33:16,760 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 4: also this was the year, like this was like two

650
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,160
Speaker 4: thousand and one.

651
00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

652
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 4: You needed, Yeah, patriotism. You had to be fucking a patriot.

653
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 3: Bull swing you flag on the car.

654
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,840
Speaker 4: You couldn't not. There's not a whiff of not being

655
00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,760
Speaker 4: a patriotic. I was like, you know, I was like seventeen,

656
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,280
Speaker 4: eighteen years old. I was like, do I get a

657
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,760
Speaker 4: bold eagle tattooed on my chest?

658
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:37,840
Speaker 3: Right?

659
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 12: Did anybody time that I do that?

660
00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,080
Speaker 3: Or we had a flag on the on the minivan

661
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 3: for sure?

662
00:33:44,080 --> 00:33:46,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think we had a but it was a

663
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 6: jack ball on the well.

664
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:49,400
Speaker 4: Sure, that's callie way.

665
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 2: But like the flag was like the size of like

666
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 2: the screen of your laptop. Now, when someone has a

667
00:33:55,360 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 2: flag on their car, it's like a fucking giant.

668
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 3: It's twelve by twelve.

669
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:01,680
Speaker 4: It's a stake.

670
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,200
Speaker 3: The car can't even drive. No, the flag is driving

671
00:34:05,240 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 3: the car. The wind is pulled right, it's a wintail.

672
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:10,560
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm back on board.

673
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 3: Okay, there we go.

674
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 4: Check out. That's the instead of electric we use wind power. Yo.

675
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,680
Speaker 4: That'd So you're just constantly pulling ropes.

676
00:34:22,239 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 3: Yeah right, sorry, I'm late, dude.

677
00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:29,239
Speaker 6: You just ride in a fucking mad maximobile.

678
00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:32,920
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Adams, the dude with the guitar from Fury Road.

679
00:34:32,960 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 3: It's just like and you're like, I don't know why

680
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 3: he's here. He's growing on me.

681
00:34:38,880 --> 00:34:39,360
Speaker 4: I like it.

682
00:34:39,680 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 6: Just give him another fucking monster.

683
00:34:41,640 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 4: Energy now, dude, I'm sugar free, Red Bull. I respect

684
00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:51,439
Speaker 4: myself now. Yeah. I drink about the six to eight

685
00:34:51,440 --> 00:34:54,240
Speaker 4: cups of coffee in the morning, and then I segue

686
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 4: to a couple of diet or Doctor Pepper zeros. Okay, okay,

687
00:34:59,560 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 4: they're good, They're real tasty. And then later on the

688
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 4: day when I'm I'm thinking about working out, I'll drink

689
00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:07,720
Speaker 4: two to three Red Bulls and then maybe some pre workout. Dude,

690
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,160
Speaker 4: two to three red bulls.

691
00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 3: I haven't had a Red Bull in so.

692
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 4: Long coast that through dinner, I don't have any caffeine. Uh,

693
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 4: And then I will either mix a little vodka soda

694
00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 4: and put a little ze quill in it. Yeah to go.

695
00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 3: That's a lot of that's.

696
00:35:24,920 --> 00:35:28,600
Speaker 5: A lot of beverages. Are you just pissing constantly or yeah?

697
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 4: Yep?

698
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 7: Yeah, the palpitation, Oh wow, I just had a sip

699
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:33,000
Speaker 7: of this.

700
00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 4: This is throwing me back, Dude. I haven't had a

701
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:35,680
Speaker 4: red Bull in forever.

702
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,880
Speaker 6: Really, Dude, chug it welcome.

703
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:39,040
Speaker 3: I'm not going to chuck it.

704
00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 4: Clim a bitch bit. What the fuck?

705
00:35:45,080 --> 00:35:46,200
Speaker 3: I'm forty years old.

706
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:49,759
Speaker 4: I don't do this like him. My heart would explode

707
00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,640
Speaker 4: on stage.

708
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:51,440
Speaker 3: It wouldn't.

709
00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:53,759
Speaker 4: And you're not forty. You keep aging yourself. I'll dude,

710
00:35:53,760 --> 00:35:55,919
Speaker 4: we're the same age. We're thirty nine.

711
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:57,640
Speaker 7: I don't think there's yeah, but I don't think there's

712
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,000
Speaker 7: anything wrong with rounding up, especially when I'm talking abou

713
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,960
Speaker 7: heart attacks.

714
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 5: Kile is literally the only person I've known who wants

715
00:36:04,239 --> 00:36:04,520
Speaker 5: to be.

716
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 4: Older, and he's always he's always been that. We were

717
00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,919
Speaker 4: like twenty three years old, and he's like, I'm basically thirty,

718
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:18,760
Speaker 4: right or not. I don't know what that is. Widdlewood Bye, Widdle.

719
00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 3: You just feel like that's.

720
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:24,600
Speaker 5: All you like senior activities now, Like, dude, most I

721
00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:26,600
Speaker 5: saw you light up was on the airplane.

722
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:28,959
Speaker 6: We were talking to that grandma with the flower.

723
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 4: In her hair.

724
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,000
Speaker 6: Kyle was fucking hitting it off with this grandma.

725
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,560
Speaker 4: She was cool, but she was also a little bit annoying.

726
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 4: But she was cool.

727
00:36:35,239 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, she like legit, like touched your face.

728
00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:39,560
Speaker 4: She's a stranger.

729
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, she did well.

730
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,400
Speaker 4: You you were talking about gardening, and she was like,

731
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 4: show me your roma tomatoes. He was actually I was

732
00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:47,759
Speaker 4: watching pickleball.

733
00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:49,960
Speaker 7: I was watching Major League pickleball on the plane and

734
00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,399
Speaker 7: she kept trying to watch it with.

735
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 3: She was trying to watch pickleball with me.

736
00:36:55,760 --> 00:37:00,920
Speaker 4: I think she was trying to fuck bro. Bro, you

737
00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:03,480
Speaker 4: had the I didn't catch those vibes, was she?

738
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was watching from behind and I saw it

739
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 5: watching from ball.

740
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 3: It was it was a nice come up.

741
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 2: She sat right between us and like she was like

742
00:37:13,440 --> 00:37:13,839
Speaker 2: this tall.

743
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 4: It is perfect.

744
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 5: Dude, you guys should have Eifefel towered her in the bathrooms.

745
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 4: Missed opportunity.

746
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 5: Imagine you throw it all away to double team of

747
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:34,440
Speaker 5: Grandma Mande.

748
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 6: The road anything goes, man, Dude.

749
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:40,400
Speaker 10: Did you guys see uh make a Grandma's like that?

750
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 4: When you said that it's the road anything goes, some

751
00:37:43,320 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 4: girl was like.

752
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:48,200
Speaker 3: Not really how it works.

753
00:37:57,160 --> 00:37:59,759
Speaker 4: Did you guys see the videos of viral video of

754
00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 4: like this guy he was going to propose to his

755
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:05,320
Speaker 4: girlfriend as soon as she came out of the bathrooms

756
00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:07,719
Speaker 4: on the airplane, on the air airplane, and then she

757
00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:10,839
Speaker 4: goes in the bathroom, so everyone's filming because there she's

758
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,520
Speaker 4: gonna come out, he's gonna drop on one knee, and

759
00:38:12,560 --> 00:38:15,160
Speaker 4: he's standing there, and then she's just blowing it the

760
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 4: fuck up. I know. I saw that, and I was like,

761
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 4: this is so fucking it's fake.

762
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:22,840
Speaker 3: It's not real.

763
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:26,960
Speaker 2: Anything on an airplane, let alone somebody in the bathroom.

764
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 4: No, dude, See, since my hip and back are all

765
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:31,719
Speaker 4: fucked up, I'm always in the I'm always in the

766
00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 4: little out the front area, like doing my stretches. And

767
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:41,120
Speaker 4: then I hear people fucking blowing the bathroom up. Really, yeah,

768
00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 4: if you're sitting right there, you hear it. So anytime

769
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 4: you're shitting in the airplane bathroom, the stewardess hears all

770
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 4: of that that.

771
00:38:51,239 --> 00:38:53,279
Speaker 5: I wish she would turn the microphone on and just

772
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:54,440
Speaker 5: put it up to the door.

773
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,320
Speaker 4: Right She's like, everyone, take your seat, take your seat.

774
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:10,040
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh my god, no blood again. I mean

775
00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:11,640
Speaker 4: I feel like, yes, you'd hear that that.

776
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:15,320
Speaker 2: You would hear somebody saying, oh no blood again.

777
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, that checks out scat talk by this is important.

778
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 4: I thought that was fake too. It's gotta be anymore.

779
00:39:27,239 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: I don't think you can trust many videos online. I

780
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 2: don't think I assume everything is fake until I watch.

781
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 4: It sixty nine times.

782
00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,320
Speaker 2: I have to watch it many times over to go okay,

783
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:38,919
Speaker 2: that contusion seems real.

784
00:39:39,560 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 5: See.

785
00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:44,040
Speaker 4: That's why I only like to watch teenagers fighting in classrooms, right,

786
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 4: because that seems real too. That is real, that's dude.

787
00:39:47,520 --> 00:39:51,440
Speaker 4: And these teens they don't give a fuck anymore. Like

788
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 4: they really fights against the teachers in my high school,

789
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:58,600
Speaker 4: maybe like one time someone like through a book or something.

790
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:02,640
Speaker 4: Now kids are just throwing down with the teacher and

791
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,080
Speaker 4: the teachers, Like you want to go.

792
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is We've covered this.

793
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,479
Speaker 2: But there was a slight at my old middle school

794
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:13,520
Speaker 2: that involved forty children and they broke a security guard's arm.

795
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 4: Not that fun entertainment, dude. Think of it.

796
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 5: You would have been like, hey, we're the rough Riders,

797
00:40:20,680 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 5: and the principal is like, no, we're not going to

798
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:23,680
Speaker 5: be that, and you're like, then I'm gonna beat your

799
00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 5: fucking ass.

800
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 4: Dude.

801
00:40:25,560 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 6: You want to go, We're the fucking rough Riders, buddy.

802
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:34,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then I queue up.

803
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 6: And we all fucking revolt, dude, We all.

804
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:38,959
Speaker 3: Fuck and revolt.

805
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 4: Dude.

806
00:40:40,160 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 5: The teacher's like, this was the weirdest day of school ever.

807
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:46,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he goes to his orgy after school that he

808
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 2: goes through regularly.

809
00:40:48,440 --> 00:40:49,959
Speaker 3: You would not believe the day I've had.

810
00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:52,759
Speaker 6: Now I'm about to dive in your muff.

811
00:40:52,840 --> 00:41:00,120
Speaker 4: Baby. We're doing star Trek today, right, live long and

812
00:41:00,200 --> 00:41:04,400
Speaker 4: prosper Blake told me Cross heard, Dude, I did not

813
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:09,719
Speaker 4: know that Bone Thugs and Harmony was from Cleveland. Hell yeah,

814
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,200
Speaker 4: that's big, dude. That's the coolest.

815
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 3: That's really big.

816
00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:19,040
Speaker 4: Like I love is uncle Charles here?

817
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 6: Ye, his uncle Charles in the building.

818
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 4: I think he did die like ten years ago. It

819
00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:26,160
Speaker 4: was like no documented, right dude.

820
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:31,120
Speaker 2: And Crazy Bone, our our hopes and our dreams, our

821
00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 2: wishes and prayers are with Crazy Bone, who's in the

822
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 2: hospital right now, crazy phone.

823
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,280
Speaker 4: Dang, what's what's wrong with Crazy Bone? He's in the hospital.

824
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,600
Speaker 4: He hasn't called me, so I don't know the details.

825
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 4: But yeah, which is crazy name all of the Bone

826
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:47,600
Speaker 4: Thugs because to me, you know, I was I was

827
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 4: an ancillary fan. I was mostly listening to uh d

828
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:55,440
Speaker 4: m X, mostly to d m X and three eleven.

829
00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 4: What's the camo?

830
00:41:57,920 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 7: Jen?

831
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 4: Now, uh think the mist But to me, when I

832
00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:04,760
Speaker 4: think of bone Thugs, there's forty eight members.

833
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:06,160
Speaker 6: Well that's MO thugs.

834
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:08,919
Speaker 4: That's MO thugs, right, isn't there Mo thugs as well?

835
00:42:10,200 --> 00:42:10,480
Speaker 12: Yeah?

836
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 4: Can you name all the I can absolutely ahead, Busy,

837
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,520
Speaker 4: busy bone, lazy, lazy bone. Wait, there was a lazy bone. Yeah, right,

838
00:42:19,600 --> 00:42:22,720
Speaker 4: let it happen. Crazy yeah, crazy.

839
00:42:22,360 --> 00:42:27,240
Speaker 5: Bone, and then of course everyone's favorite wish wishbone.

840
00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:30,800
Speaker 4: Oh, wishbone, wish wait? There was what five for?

841
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:33,560
Speaker 5: There might be there might be one more, kind of

842
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:36,319
Speaker 5: like how the three suits stooges have, like shemp.

843
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 6: Sometimes, Yeah, what's the other one?

844
00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:39,399
Speaker 2: Bone?

845
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 4: Pushbone, crush bone, crush bone one, lush flashbone, flesh flash

846
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:51,920
Speaker 4: cars lash. Yes, that's a good name. Is That was

847
00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:54,880
Speaker 4: kind of like that most of them, Brian, most of

848
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 4: them was like, Oh, if you're gonna be lazy, I'll

849
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 4: be crazy busy. I'll be busy. I'll be busy. All's

850
00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 4: so busy. That's perfect. That makes a lot of sense,

851
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:06,279
Speaker 4: and we know you are. And then he's crazy, he's

852
00:43:06,360 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 4: like and then flush is like, I'm doing my own

853
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 4: fucking thing. Fuck y'all. Rush bone, flesh bone, I'm flesh Bone.

854
00:43:12,719 --> 00:43:14,600
Speaker 2: I think I've said this on the pod before, but

855
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 2: I know exactly where I was geographically when I heard

856
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 2: thuggish Ruggish Bone for the first time. Really, I think

857
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:25,000
Speaker 2: I was in seventh grade. I was in music class

858
00:43:25,400 --> 00:43:28,319
Speaker 2: and the music teacher was like, okay, kids, you can

859
00:43:28,360 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: bring in your tape and play at the beginning of

860
00:43:30,640 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 2: the class.

861
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:33,240
Speaker 3: And I want to because I want to hear your music.

862
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,440
Speaker 4: I like, yeah, that's a good teacher.

863
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 2: And so she brought Charles Evans brought in his tape

864
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 2: and he cranked it on her boom box all the

865
00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 2: way up and played Thugers Shruggish Bone and it just

866
00:43:46,640 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 2: destroyed her speakers.

867
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 4: Like for the rest of the semester or whatever.

868
00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 2: You'd bring in your like what the fuck ever, and

869
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 2: it would be like but when Thugers Shruggis Bone came out,

870
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,040
Speaker 2: I was like, everything has changed.

871
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, it's still fucking goes.

872
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:04,959
Speaker 3: It's still fucking goes.

873
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, it's fair.

874
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 2: And I'm not just saying it's it's still fucking goes.

875
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,319
Speaker 2: A bunch of times to tee you up to play

876
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:12,040
Speaker 2: it you want me to, but that'd be nice because

877
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 2: it does still fucking goes.

878
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 4: Still fucking goes, it goes. Do you think it's still

879
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 4: fucking goes, still fucking goes. I guarantee it still still goes.

880
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:22,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, no fucking way it doesn't.

881
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:28,320
Speaker 2: Still fucking god, it's still still doesn't.

882
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:30,680
Speaker 4: It's good weed smoking music. I feel like I get

883
00:44:30,719 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 4: that a lot. I would drive around in my car.

884
00:44:32,600 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 4: I talks the car.

885
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:35,320
Speaker 3: Oh here it is.

886
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:40,280
Speaker 4: It starts off so sweet?

887
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:43,560
Speaker 6: Whoa that fucking weed?

888
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 4: Fucking Where? Where is this woman?

889
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:51,000
Speaker 6: Is she?

890
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 4: Is she a bone?

891
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 3: Does she have ladybone?

892
00:44:53,680 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 4: Lady bone?

893
00:44:54,320 --> 00:44:56,839
Speaker 3: Does she have a bone, lady boner? Yeah, he has

894
00:44:56,880 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 3: a bone name.

895
00:44:58,120 --> 00:45:01,760
Speaker 2: We were joking, as we do backstage. We're always joking,

896
00:45:02,040 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 2: always having such a good time. What would what would

897
00:45:05,600 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 2: our bone thugs and harmony names be?

898
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 3: Okay, oh dude, yeah, okay. Uh.

899
00:45:11,560 --> 00:45:15,400
Speaker 5: I feel like i'd be Buzzbone just kind of one.

900
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:20,360
Speaker 2: Okay, not really getting paid to say that, but okay, should.

901
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,640
Speaker 5: Be getting paid way more to say buzz balls constantly

902
00:45:22,680 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 5: and throw them out.

903
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:25,960
Speaker 4: Not YEA made a bad deal.

904
00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 2: I guess I would be like Mercedes Bone.

905
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,680
Speaker 3: Maybe I get a car out of it. I don't know,

906
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 3: Mercedes Bone.

907
00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 4: I feel like I would just go you know, keep

908
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 4: it on brand and go boner boner, right, you know,

909
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 4: I feel like that's expected people like none of them

910
00:45:45,760 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 4: named boner right right, that's a good one. But flesh

911
00:45:48,920 --> 00:45:52,800
Speaker 4: bone it was kind of like a boner or vascular bone.

912
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:58,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, baby bone by bone and ice cube that ring.

913
00:45:58,760 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 3: I feel like, I feel like I'm stuck.

914
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 7: I was thinking maybe my initial thought was picklebone, but

915
00:46:04,680 --> 00:46:07,320
Speaker 7: I think that's the first thought. Yeah, that was the

916
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:09,960
Speaker 7: fucking wah wah wah, even in my own head. But

917
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,400
Speaker 7: I do and then my other one's not even better

918
00:46:13,440 --> 00:46:13,600
Speaker 7: than that.

919
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,279
Speaker 3: It's just bone bone, Like.

920
00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:19,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe pickle bone. I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I

921
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 4: don't hate picklebone. Okay, what did you hate bone bone?

922
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 4: Because I hate it both of them, if I'm being honest,

923
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,760
Speaker 4: but fucking asshole.

924
00:46:27,520 --> 00:46:29,160
Speaker 6: Dude, I'm kind of getting the bone bone.

925
00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:30,960
Speaker 4: When you said hate bone bone, I was like, well,

926
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 4: hates a strong word. And then I was like, I

927
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,520
Speaker 4: really don't like it, though.

928
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 6: Bone bone.

929
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,480
Speaker 4: I think bone bone's cool.

930
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, bone bone is like I'll be real, I do

931
00:46:42,960 --> 00:46:46,680
Speaker 2: want to hear a verse by somebody named bone bone

932
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 2: because it's like incoherent, but maybe like the best I feel.

933
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:55,359
Speaker 13: Like okay, freestyle rap, No, and then bone bone he's

934
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,359
Speaker 13: got the mic and he's and he's got the mic

935
00:46:58,440 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 13: and he's bone and he's made out of bones.

936
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,280
Speaker 4: And he's discovered the tone.

937
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:04,320
Speaker 3: That's what I got passed.

938
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:06,680
Speaker 7: I passed it back to you, made out of bone,

939
00:47:06,840 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 7: and I took a lot of fucking guts, you guys,

940
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:11,239
Speaker 7: I took a lot of guts.

941
00:47:11,320 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 4: Yeah.

942
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:15,920
Speaker 5: To me, it seems like bone bone would be like

943
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 5: only able to say the word bone, so it'd be

944
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,400
Speaker 5: bone a dinosaur.

945
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:26,080
Speaker 3: It's like not the mama situation, bone ball.

946
00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 4: That's that's how every song starts, you know how like

947
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:32,440
Speaker 4: Scott Storch s would be like Scott Storch yep, or

948
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 4: like you know whoever producer will like a like a.

949
00:47:37,920 --> 00:47:41,479
Speaker 6: Another one it would be bone ball.

950
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 7: Well, actually, doesn't one of their songs start that bone

951
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,520
Speaker 7: bone bone bone boom?

952
00:47:46,080 --> 00:47:48,399
Speaker 4: Doesn't one of their songs start that way? Yes?

953
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:51,919
Speaker 3: It does, Yes, yes, And they were it's a funny story.

954
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,720
Speaker 4: They were calling their friend bone bone who he's running

955
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 4: like bon bon bone bone boom boom boone.

956
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 5: Tell me to rings out here, buddy, Yeah, Isaac, can

957
00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:04,080
Speaker 5: we get some beers on the motherfucking stage.

958
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 4: Boom boom, boom boom.

959
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 3: You've gone a goodman when they're at nowhere to.

960
00:48:16,760 --> 00:48:23,400
Speaker 4: Carmado driving. I don't want everybody we're trying to get

961
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 4: him to take his shirt off.

962
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,200
Speaker 2: If you guys tear heart enough, I show us your

963
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 2: nipples or your belly, bus your belly, but belly, but

964
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:33,919
Speaker 2: show us some nips, your belly, but now we wear

965
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,880
Speaker 2: it out.

966
00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 4: Your boobs, he's fired. Poke your boobs are cute. Don't stop?

967
00:48:41,920 --> 00:48:42,880
Speaker 6: What was that part of that?

968
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 4: Until we filthy? Richard talk?

969
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:46,120
Speaker 6: There we go, baby?

970
00:48:46,360 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 4: Where should we do some some hot topics? Topics?

971
00:48:51,040 --> 00:48:52,760
Speaker 3: All this is hot top.

972
00:48:52,760 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 6: Malt Okay, can you wait it?

973
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:55,600
Speaker 4: Okay?

974
00:48:56,040 --> 00:48:57,640
Speaker 6: Yeah, I got that drop baby.

975
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:02,520
Speaker 4: Hot topics. Diane Einstein, the longest serving female US senator

976
00:49:02,600 --> 00:49:06,279
Speaker 4: in history, dies at ninety years old. You die?

977
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:09,440
Speaker 6: Whoa the spoiler alert dude.

978
00:49:09,840 --> 00:49:14,480
Speaker 4: Yeah that's old lady. Ah Well, good for her. Yeah.

979
00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 4: Important to note that we did not give her flowers.

980
00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 4: You didn't we. I don't know if why I've ever

981
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,000
Speaker 4: talked about this woman before. Very much. Important to note

982
00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:24,959
Speaker 4: that do we look?

983
00:49:25,120 --> 00:49:26,560
Speaker 3: Was she still like at the job?

984
00:49:26,680 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 4: She was? Right? They were just kind of like motoring

985
00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 4: her around. She like died in the chair, this signing something.

986
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 4: This has to stop.

987
00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,319
Speaker 2: I don't know what the like, you know, when you

988
00:49:35,360 --> 00:49:37,960
Speaker 2: go to like renew your driver's license and you have

989
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:40,239
Speaker 2: to do an eye exam and you like you can't see,

990
00:49:40,239 --> 00:49:41,840
Speaker 2: They're like, you don't get to drive.

991
00:49:42,200 --> 00:49:43,799
Speaker 3: There's gotta be some sort of test.

992
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 4: It has to be. And I think I'm the guy

993
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 4: all in.

994
00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 3: Charge to be in charge of that.

995
00:49:49,000 --> 00:49:52,319
Speaker 4: What I'm gonna take the alternate take? I love it.

996
00:49:53,880 --> 00:49:56,280
Speaker 4: I want everyone to be one hundred and twelve years old.

997
00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 4: This is good and they're all just like this is good. Dude,

998
00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 4: Adam think women should speak without being spoken to? Was

999
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 4: that her take? That that was? That was McConnell or

1000
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:14,400
Speaker 4: whoever that guy is.

1001
00:50:14,480 --> 00:50:19,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, miss McConnell, mister Freeze, mister.

1002
00:50:21,360 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 4: Points that you heard. He's in the new politically charged points,

1003
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 4: so charged and what's cool about us? We know so

1004
00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:36,760
Speaker 4: much about politics, dude, dude, fucking dude, dude, mister Joe Biden,

1005
00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:38,640
Speaker 4: who else.

1006
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 5: D legislative branch branch and judicial branchial judicial brand?

1007
00:50:48,680 --> 00:50:57,399
Speaker 4: Trump? Trump, He's on. But a funny meme of of

1008
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:59,400
Speaker 4: Trump though, because you know his little dance when he

1009
00:50:59,440 --> 00:51:01,799
Speaker 4: gets on stage in when everyone's typing him up. So

1010
00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:06,239
Speaker 4: he does this, he goes, he goes right, double digs. Yeah,

1011
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 4: it's very weird. So the meme just said, like when

1012
00:51:09,040 --> 00:51:12,440
Speaker 4: I'm jerking to dudes off at the same time, and

1013
00:51:12,520 --> 00:51:19,360
Speaker 4: it's just a montage that got you. Honestly, I'm going

1014
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 4: to burn my vote with that, Adam. I would read

1015
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:25,759
Speaker 4: that porno though. Okay, this is where I gotta I

1016
00:51:25,800 --> 00:51:28,359
Speaker 4: gotta tip back into Yeah, you know what I bet

1017
00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:31,880
Speaker 4: now I could push one past the penthouse. Uh editor

1018
00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 4: in chief, Well, if you keep the guy from Workaholics

1019
00:51:35,280 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 4: is writingtic fan fiction and that checks out, don't and

1020
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:44,399
Speaker 4: then they fuck and then they fuck.

1021
00:51:44,640 --> 00:51:47,399
Speaker 2: Wait, but serious question, gunned tohead, would you rather get

1022
00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 2: a hand job from Trump or Biden? What gun You

1023
00:51:53,680 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 2: guys are like super quick on that to be like

1024
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:56,640
Speaker 2: for sure Trump?

1025
00:51:56,680 --> 00:51:57,320
Speaker 3: For sure Trump.

1026
00:51:57,600 --> 00:51:59,920
Speaker 2: Well, I don't think Biden's like shaky hands would be

1027
00:51:59,920 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 2: like got extra shock effects. I feel like Biden's gonna

1028
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 2: do a better job.

1029
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 4: No, I don't know.

1030
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,279
Speaker 2: The glasses on the aviators just he'll be softer, it'll

1031
00:52:08,320 --> 00:52:08,720
Speaker 2: be soft.

1032
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 4: No, I think I disagree because he's softer. Trump hasn't

1033
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 4: worked in the garden. I feel I feel like Biden

1034
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:17,680
Speaker 4: might like care for a flower somewhere. Okay, that's what

1035
00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 4: That's why I want scooping ship. He's got callouses. Oh

1036
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 4: Trump is just holding pens, He's just signing.

1037
00:52:24,400 --> 00:52:25,360
Speaker 3: He's got soft hands.

1038
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:26,800
Speaker 4: He's got those soft hands.

1039
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:29,200
Speaker 2: I don't want to starting ship with my dick though, dude,

1040
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,800
Speaker 2: But then you get like the pen, the brown like tanning,

1041
00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,920
Speaker 2: whatever he's got going on on his hands, like all

1042
00:52:35,960 --> 00:52:36,439
Speaker 2: over your.

1043
00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, it makes a lot of sense. Okay. In Sync

1044
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 4: and that's.

1045
00:52:41,680 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 6: Our thoughts on politics.

1046
00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 4: I like our politic talk is which major politician do

1047
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:51,120
Speaker 4: we want to jerk us off?

1048
00:52:52,040 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like it's the same everyone's like people vote

1049
00:52:54,719 --> 00:52:56,640
Speaker 2: about who they want to have a beer with, right,

1050
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:58,279
Speaker 2: And I'm kind of just going past that.

1051
00:52:58,440 --> 00:53:01,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, who do who I want to jerk me off?

1052
00:53:01,719 --> 00:53:06,319
Speaker 4: To completion? And it turns out this couch is the

1053
00:53:06,360 --> 00:53:16,400
Speaker 4: next president of the United States. In Sync returns with

1054
00:53:16,719 --> 00:53:20,560
Speaker 4: better Place, first new song in over twenty years. WHOA

1055
00:53:20,640 --> 00:53:23,440
Speaker 4: what do you have that? But I don't know. They

1056
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 4: were called better Place. In Sync returns with better Place.

1057
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:29,440
Speaker 4: It's called better Place and more than twenty years is

1058
00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:30,000
Speaker 4: out now.

1059
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 6: It says it's from the movie Trolls.

1060
00:53:33,320 --> 00:53:34,080
Speaker 4: Is that true?

1061
00:53:34,360 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 3: That's for sure possible?

1062
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,160
Speaker 4: Is that real band? And no Better Places? That's like

1063
00:53:38,360 --> 00:53:39,440
Speaker 4: justin Timberlake, right.

1064
00:53:39,280 --> 00:53:42,160
Speaker 6: It says better Place in sync from.

1065
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 4: Oh it okay, So Trolls Band Together that's out November seventeenth.

1066
00:53:46,400 --> 00:53:48,880
Speaker 6: That's hey, shout out Trolls Band Together.

1067
00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:52,319
Speaker 4: Dude, I love in Sync comes back. The only thing

1068
00:53:52,360 --> 00:53:55,440
Speaker 4: that could bring in Sync back was like the third

1069
00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:57,400
Speaker 4: sequel to the Trolls movie.

1070
00:53:57,120 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 8: After Justin Timberlake already made hell of Doe on the yeah,

1071
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 8: and he was like, all right, you know, fucking what

1072
00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:03,920
Speaker 8: was that?

1073
00:54:04,120 --> 00:54:05,920
Speaker 4: Not Lance, but like the fat One that I kind

1074
00:54:05,920 --> 00:54:07,680
Speaker 4: of looked like, I think his name.

1075
00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 3: Is Joey fat One.

1076
00:54:09,080 --> 00:54:13,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think it's or something, but I know no, dude,

1077
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:16,799
Speaker 4: it's fat One. Joey fat One was like, Yo, justin

1078
00:54:17,840 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 4: give me some of that Trolls cash, homie. Yeah, I've

1079
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:26,360
Speaker 4: been going to balls and doing headshot signings for the

1080
00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 4: last twenty years. Please hook it up. I just going

1081
00:54:30,760 --> 00:54:32,239
Speaker 4: on a live podcast tour.

1082
00:54:32,400 --> 00:54:33,120
Speaker 3: They're not fine.

1083
00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 4: I thought one of them was like going to space

1084
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:35,239
Speaker 4: and ship.

1085
00:54:35,360 --> 00:54:36,400
Speaker 6: Yeah, don't.

1086
00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:36,840
Speaker 4: Lance.

1087
00:54:36,920 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 6: Bassie's an icon I thought they had paper.

1088
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:43,359
Speaker 2: I mean, obviously Justin Timberlake has more relevance and more

1089
00:54:43,400 --> 00:54:44,520
Speaker 2: paper from his solo album.

1090
00:54:44,560 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 5: No.

1091
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 4: I thought that fat guy from Orlando that put them

1092
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 4: all together, the boy band manager stole all their money,

1093
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,560
Speaker 4: Lou Pearlman or Yeah, I love that you don't do this?

1094
00:54:53,080 --> 00:54:55,839
Speaker 6: Yeah, I bet he gets a fucking great hand jog.

1095
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:58,320
Speaker 3: Dude, there's no doubt. There's no doubt.

1096
00:54:58,400 --> 00:55:00,840
Speaker 4: No, he's just in sync in the dude, how do

1097
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:03,280
Speaker 4: you think he signed all those boy band members because

1098
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 4: he had backstree boards, he had in sync and he

1099
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:06,920
Speaker 4: had like ninety eight degrees.

1100
00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:09,960
Speaker 6: They're like, dude, we were gonna give me the pearl Man.

1101
00:55:10,040 --> 00:55:12,600
Speaker 5: We were gonna sign with a proper agency, but this

1102
00:55:12,640 --> 00:55:15,280
Speaker 5: guy took us all in the back and jerk the fuck.

1103
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:18,280
Speaker 4: Out of our dad. Yeah, took us to the magic Kingdom?

1104
00:55:18,320 --> 00:55:21,280
Speaker 4: Where do I sign? Well? Should I play a snippet

1105
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,200
Speaker 4: of the song? Playne it's gonna sound like the first

1106
00:55:25,520 --> 00:55:28,600
Speaker 4: first taste of in sync in twenty years.

1107
00:55:29,160 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 9: It's enjoy it's tall. They've been out of that place.

1108
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 9: They've been out of sync for twenty years.

1109
00:55:33,520 --> 00:55:40,880
Speaker 6: From points, it's definitely plain. Why does it sound like

1110
00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:41,720
Speaker 6: they're in the bill.

1111
00:55:41,600 --> 00:55:48,840
Speaker 4: Bit because come on in, guys, come on up here

1112
00:55:48,840 --> 00:55:50,680
Speaker 4: shaking their heads now they saw the show. They don't

1113
00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:51,320
Speaker 4: want any part of that.

1114
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:56,919
Speaker 6: Wait, justin told me, okay, that's enough.

1115
00:55:57,640 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 4: I couldn't even hear it. I was about to ask

1116
00:55:59,600 --> 00:56:02,680
Speaker 4: for it in the monitors. Dude, if you don't release

1117
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:06,239
Speaker 4: the song for twenty years, don't have it be that song.

1118
00:56:06,719 --> 00:56:08,800
Speaker 3: No, like what that had to come in way stronger.

1119
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:11,440
Speaker 4: It can come out with a fucking banger. Yeah, I mean,

1120
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,880
Speaker 4: do come with that. Remember when that song that was

1121
00:56:13,920 --> 00:56:17,520
Speaker 4: just like ass ass ass ass ass ass as bounce,

1122
00:56:17,960 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 4: motherfucking hammer time. Yeah, just do that song again. It's

1123
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:22,960
Speaker 4: been like twelve years.

1124
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,120
Speaker 5: In Sync is back with a new song that's already

1125
00:56:27,120 --> 00:56:27,600
Speaker 5: a song.

1126
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:31,040
Speaker 4: I mean that's what lass is. But you know they'll

1127
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,160
Speaker 4: and sink it up. It'll be like ass ass as right,

1128
00:56:34,360 --> 00:56:40,000
Speaker 4: super different. Wa dude, that was that was a bye

1129
00:56:40,080 --> 00:56:43,240
Speaker 4: bye bye a ass assh. You guys sound good together,

1130
00:56:43,440 --> 00:56:44,000
Speaker 4: thank you?

1131
00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:46,440
Speaker 6: Wait, hold up, I just want to play this song

1132
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:47,839
Speaker 6: just because I really like.

1133
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:53,920
Speaker 4: You see, this is what you gotta fucking drop. They

1134
00:56:53,920 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 4: should have just came out with a parent babe.

1135
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:01,360
Speaker 10: Is that this one that's gone up by.

1136
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 4: My Okay, So if you're gonna get a hand job

1137
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,480
Speaker 4: from so many incident, who would I give it? Get

1138
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,600
Speaker 4: a hand job an inside, So give a hand job,

1139
00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,279
Speaker 4: and it's gotta be two at the same time. And

1140
00:57:13,320 --> 00:57:17,640
Speaker 4: then one other guy lamp's bass in space. Okay, let's

1141
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,600
Speaker 4: do it away. I'm a j C guy.

1142
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,439
Speaker 6: Wasn't that his name?

1143
00:57:21,160 --> 00:57:21,360
Speaker 10: Why?

1144
00:57:21,800 --> 00:57:25,520
Speaker 4: Yeah? Weirdly, the one that kind of looked like a wolf.

1145
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,160
Speaker 4: I feel like in the late nineties you had to

1146
00:57:28,200 --> 00:57:30,760
Speaker 4: have one boy band member who sort of looked like

1147
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,919
Speaker 4: a wolf, like because because vaccine boys had that guy

1148
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:35,720
Speaker 4: that looked like a wolf.

1149
00:57:35,760 --> 00:57:36,640
Speaker 3: He did look like a wolf.

1150
00:57:36,640 --> 00:57:39,919
Speaker 4: I feel like girls want to fuck wolves. I don't

1151
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 4: know what they looked like? A wolf? Dude, stop it.

1152
00:57:46,880 --> 00:57:52,440
Speaker 4: Dwayne Keith D Davis charged with murder okay, murder in

1153
00:57:52,480 --> 00:57:55,560
Speaker 4: the Tupac Shakur case. What oh right? This is the dude?

1154
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:59,840
Speaker 4: Who does they got him with? Dwayne Keith D Davis,

1155
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:02,800
Speaker 4: years old, has long been known to investigators as one

1156
00:58:02,800 --> 00:58:07,720
Speaker 4: of the force expects identified early in the investigation. Mm hmmm,

1157
00:58:07,960 --> 00:58:11,440
Speaker 4: that shit's important. So that guy. He isn't the accused gunman,

1158
00:58:11,520 --> 00:58:16,000
Speaker 4: but was described as the shot caller sure by authority.

1159
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 4: So he wanted to be a baller, wanted a shot

1160
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:24,600
Speaker 4: collar collar, and I mean crazy that fucking twenty years later,

1161
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,400
Speaker 4: They're like, we got him, we got.

1162
00:58:26,360 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 3: Seven years later. How do you even DNA?

1163
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:32,760
Speaker 6: You said he's sixty. Now say that's a fucking bummer.

1164
00:58:32,840 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 5: So he was probably gardening as we expressed that, and

1165
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,680
Speaker 5: he's just like, oh, fuck, I know why you're here.

1166
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:42,440
Speaker 4: I got a feeling he wasn't gardening.

1167
00:58:44,080 --> 00:58:44,720
Speaker 12: I already know.

1168
00:58:45,920 --> 00:58:48,080
Speaker 3: You know what's weird is it's not weird.

1169
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,920
Speaker 2: But I was reading or saw on the news Tubac

1170
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:51,720
Speaker 2: was twenty five.

1171
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:55,160
Speaker 4: Nice, that's so young, I know, man.

1172
00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:58,040
Speaker 2: Because I was like younger and I thought twenty five

1173
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 2: was old. Yeah, and now I'm old.

1174
00:59:00,800 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 4: Now we're so old, dude. That's that would have been

1175
00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 4: like if we died before the first season of Workaholics, right,

1176
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:10,440
Speaker 4: that would have been sad.

1177
00:59:10,520 --> 00:59:12,600
Speaker 2: You guys would have just been at the Always Sunny

1178
00:59:12,640 --> 00:59:13,280
Speaker 2: podcast show.

1179
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:20,680
Speaker 4: It's like, a I'd go to that. Yeah, why the

1180
00:59:20,720 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 4: Ohio Valley dumps cold cheese on warm pizza.

1181
00:59:25,080 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 3: I've wandered my whole.

1182
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 4: Life pizza pizza. No, this was the thing. It's called

1183
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:34,040
Speaker 4: Grandma style pie served in square slices top with cold

1184
00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:38,120
Speaker 4: cheese and cold toppies. Wait what square slices? I get that?

1185
00:59:38,440 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 4: You guys fuck this or this is disgusting? Yeah, okay cool?

1186
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:47,080
Speaker 2: Oh ryot broke out at the Masonic Temple last night

1187
00:59:47,120 --> 00:59:48,840
Speaker 2: when someone was asked about cold cheese.

1188
00:59:48,840 --> 00:59:50,840
Speaker 7: I'm glad you don't fuck with that because I don't

1189
00:59:50,840 --> 00:59:55,840
Speaker 7: even understand that. All right, hot pie, cold cheese, and

1190
00:59:56,080 --> 00:59:56,800
Speaker 7: thank you.

1191
00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,240
Speaker 6: I don't know that sounds good.

1192
00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,760
Speaker 5: I mean I like when I get like a hot

1193
00:59:59,800 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 5: bread only with ice cream on top.

1194
01:00:01,480 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 6: That's kind of yummy, a puzuki.

1195
01:00:03,360 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 7: Yeah, but the brownie is completed and the ice cream

1196
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:06,480
Speaker 7: is completed.

1197
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:08,280
Speaker 4: This is like cheese.

1198
01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:12,320
Speaker 2: He doesn't like his stuff completed though, Right, you want

1199
01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,200
Speaker 2: your cheese to complete you.

1200
01:00:13,440 --> 01:00:17,880
Speaker 4: I want my cheese to complete it that my cheese completed, dude,

1201
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:22,280
Speaker 4: there's uh, it's not completed. Record brain in New York

1202
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 4: City generates life threatening flooding overwhelming streets in subways. Did

1203
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:26,919
Speaker 4: you see this shit?

1204
01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:30,400
Speaker 3: Do for you? I'll swim out of like. Oh, turns

1205
01:00:30,520 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 3: is good?

1206
01:00:31,400 --> 01:00:32,000
Speaker 4: Awkward, man.

1207
01:00:32,080 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 5: I like challenging natural disasters and just being like for you. Yeah,

1208
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:37,760
Speaker 5: there was a huge earthquake for you, Hey, we have

1209
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 5: to evacuate you do Yeah, I'm fine.

1210
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 4: Twenty thousand people dead, yeah for you, Yeah, for you

1211
01:00:45,320 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 4: and your family. And sure, I don't give twenty thousand fugs.

1212
01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:52,440
Speaker 4: I'm me, dude, I don't give them. I climbed my

1213
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:53,360
Speaker 4: ass right out there.

1214
01:00:54,640 --> 01:00:55,880
Speaker 3: Well, you're scared of water.

1215
01:00:56,040 --> 01:00:59,520
Speaker 4: Guess what your body's eighty percent water? You fucking an idiot. Yeah,

1216
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:05,240
Speaker 4: imagine the grossness that is floating up from the New

1217
01:01:05,320 --> 01:01:08,480
Speaker 4: York subway system. To imagine the amount you're like swimming,

1218
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,840
Speaker 4: and you're doing great, nurse. I believe in you. And

1219
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:12,200
Speaker 4: you're those plug.

1220
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,000
Speaker 7: Are you putting are you putting those plugs in and

1221
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,120
Speaker 7: putting ear plugs into?

1222
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,479
Speaker 4: Are you doing that? Yeah? But then there are twenty good,

1223
01:01:18,560 --> 01:01:22,440
Speaker 4: I mean, two hundred million shitty sewer rats swimming right

1224
01:01:22,480 --> 01:01:23,720
Speaker 4: next to you. Yeah.

1225
01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 3: Can rats swim?

1226
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:25,920
Speaker 4: Yes?

1227
01:01:26,160 --> 01:01:26,360
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1228
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:30,080
Speaker 2: Haven't you seen it? Last tru Sad huh haven't you

1229
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:31,840
Speaker 2: seen last year? Said were all those rats are swimming?

1230
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,840
Speaker 2: Indiana Jones And the last said, yeah, I don't remember.

1231
01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,920
Speaker 2: When they're spending that little vault. There's all those rats

1232
01:01:37,920 --> 01:01:40,880
Speaker 2: and like the German Nazi, oh ship sting.

1233
01:01:40,960 --> 01:01:45,200
Speaker 4: Everybody, just give us a ham or something.

1234
01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 5: Adam, I didn't see you ask him for the Q

1235
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 5: and A question, So I thought he was just coming

1236
01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:50,720
Speaker 5: up and gonna punch.

1237
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 6: You in the back of the head right again.

1238
01:01:53,400 --> 01:01:56,880
Speaker 4: Someday that would be awesome. Oh yeah, here we go,

1239
01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:01,600
Speaker 4: just kidding at him. Donald Trump shafes candid thoughts about

1240
01:02:01,600 --> 01:02:04,080
Speaker 4: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey's romance.

1241
01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:04,880
Speaker 6: Okay.

1242
01:02:06,800 --> 01:02:10,520
Speaker 4: The former president seventy seven addressed the alleged relationship between

1243
01:02:10,520 --> 01:02:12,600
Speaker 4: the NFL player and the pop star during an interview

1244
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 4: with The Daily Caller on the twenty eighth of September.

1245
01:02:15,280 --> 01:02:18,800
Speaker 4: His comments came after Swift was seen enthusiastically cheering for

1246
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 4: Kelsey during the game.

1247
01:02:20,120 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 2: Doing impression. Doing impression, Please do an impression? Yeah, you know,

1248
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:28,000
Speaker 2: not of Taylor Swift. Right, is there is there.

1249
01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:32,640
Speaker 4: A Trump playing? God, he caught the ball. I like you,

1250
01:02:32,640 --> 01:02:34,880
Speaker 4: you know, she says let's go all the time that

1251
01:02:35,000 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 4: she's so annoyed, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go,

1252
01:02:42,080 --> 01:02:45,720
Speaker 4: let's go. Sounds kind of cool. When he says it, though,

1253
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,000
Speaker 4: let's go.

1254
01:02:49,600 --> 01:02:50,320
Speaker 3: That guy's great.

1255
01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:53,360
Speaker 4: And then he says, I mean Trump is hilarious, dude.

1256
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:54,440
Speaker 3: He goes to the impression.

1257
01:02:56,360 --> 01:02:59,720
Speaker 4: Is it DeNiro? Yeah, I just went into DeNiro trump Chuck,

1258
01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:07,040
Speaker 4: I don't do a trumpet pressure. I was right, I'm

1259
01:03:07,080 --> 01:03:09,520
Speaker 4: the best. I wish the best for both of them.

1260
01:03:09,560 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 4: This is really bad.

1261
01:03:12,160 --> 01:03:14,400
Speaker 6: I wish I did the best foot boat to them.

1262
01:03:14,760 --> 01:03:17,000
Speaker 4: He's an old Italian man when I knew a trumpet.

1263
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:22,920
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just the best, both of them.

1264
01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:23,760
Speaker 3: Pretty good.

1265
01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:28,640
Speaker 4: They enjoy their life, maybe together, maybe not, most likely not.

1266
01:03:29,320 --> 01:03:31,400
Speaker 4: I love it, thought, dude, he's a real and he's

1267
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 4: this guy. He's just like I wish them the best.

1268
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 4: Maybe they'll be together.

1269
01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:36,440
Speaker 3: Probably.

1270
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,840
Speaker 4: You don't even need to add that part, just say

1271
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,640
Speaker 4: I wish you the best, right, Yeah, but then that's

1272
01:03:41,640 --> 01:03:43,760
Speaker 4: not funny though. And then he grabbed his own jake.

1273
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:45,760
Speaker 4: He goes right.

1274
01:03:45,920 --> 01:03:47,040
Speaker 3: He then seven.

1275
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,760
Speaker 4: I didn't realize he was seventy seven. Yeah, dude, he's

1276
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:51,440
Speaker 4: another one of the golden oldies.

1277
01:03:51,120 --> 01:03:56,880
Speaker 2: You know, and sharp, pretty sharp, pretty sharp, funny at

1278
01:03:56,920 --> 01:04:03,360
Speaker 2: least pretty funny.

1279
01:04:04,880 --> 01:04:10,240
Speaker 4: All right, we're doing hot hot q's and a's everybody, Yeah,

1280
01:04:10,440 --> 01:04:12,160
Speaker 4: sweet cues. We got some.

1281
01:04:12,160 --> 01:04:18,600
Speaker 10: Hot hot a Steve Kennedy ass during game over, Man, Adam,

1282
01:04:19,000 --> 01:04:26,560
Speaker 10: did you have a fluffer for your donkey's.

1283
01:04:25,520 --> 01:04:28,439
Speaker 7: And I enjoyed every minute.

1284
01:04:28,680 --> 01:04:30,320
Speaker 4: D o I n k E.

1285
01:04:31,120 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 3: I really like that. Adam was a little.

1286
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 4: Ripe, but uh no, long it's a long shoot day.

1287
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:41,360
Speaker 4: We shot that scene for like six hours. Ye. So

1288
01:04:41,520 --> 01:04:44,000
Speaker 4: at the at the beginning, I was hyping myself up.

1289
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:46,080
Speaker 4: I'd go and I'd take the towel. It's a scene

1290
01:04:46,120 --> 01:04:48,480
Speaker 4: from Game Over Man where my dick is out for

1291
01:04:48,600 --> 01:04:51,680
Speaker 4: like five minutes straight, and I would take the towel

1292
01:04:51,760 --> 01:04:53,760
Speaker 4: and I would do one of these maneuvers.

1293
01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 3: You wake it up, you stretch it out. I remember you.

1294
01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,240
Speaker 7: I remember you doing that being like I see you

1295
01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:01,440
Speaker 7: over there in the corner like he's not doesn't seem

1296
01:05:01,480 --> 01:05:02,720
Speaker 7: like he's ready to shoot dude.

1297
01:05:02,840 --> 01:05:05,280
Speaker 4: And it's a bathroom scene, so there's mirrors, so there's

1298
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,600
Speaker 4: just like you guys were watching me go like come on,

1299
01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:14,240
Speaker 4: come on, please, please come on. You got a better showing.

1300
01:05:14,600 --> 01:05:17,240
Speaker 4: But no, no, uh no, fluffer. So that's that was

1301
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:25,280
Speaker 4: basically I fluff myself fluffer. Roberts, Nick Nico, Mini, Yes,

1302
01:05:25,400 --> 01:05:31,160
Speaker 4: then Minis. Do you guys like anime hen ti Henti?

1303
01:05:31,480 --> 01:05:33,680
Speaker 4: So so here's my problem with HENTI.

1304
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,920
Speaker 3: Like anime taxes.

1305
01:05:37,960 --> 01:05:40,360
Speaker 2: My problem is that like you click on it it

1306
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:43,480
Speaker 2: seems cool, and then for some reason all the chicks

1307
01:05:43,520 --> 01:05:45,280
Speaker 2: have like monster cocks.

1308
01:05:45,600 --> 01:05:50,120
Speaker 4: What we're all flucking each other? Is there?

1309
01:05:50,200 --> 01:05:50,280
Speaker 10: No?

1310
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,000
Speaker 3: Just like straight heatero Hentai anymore.

1311
01:05:53,520 --> 01:05:56,200
Speaker 4: See, I don't love jerking on the cartoons.

1312
01:05:56,560 --> 01:06:00,880
Speaker 2: But like I'm and sooner or later, ladies, it's gonna

1313
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:01,640
Speaker 2: get too real.

1314
01:06:02,600 --> 01:06:06,840
Speaker 3: And you know, well, you.

1315
01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:10,960
Speaker 4: Know, like Howno has always had the cusp of every technology. Yes, yes,

1316
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:14,919
Speaker 4: you know, the AI porno is gonna be like so good.

1317
01:06:15,000 --> 01:06:16,800
Speaker 4: I feel like it'll be the end of our civilization.

1318
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:19,080
Speaker 4: People just won't leave their computers.

1319
01:06:18,720 --> 01:06:21,880
Speaker 2: Will just be like I mean, the real women are

1320
01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:24,720
Speaker 2: already starting to cross their eyes in real life because.

1321
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,520
Speaker 4: Of this stuff. Oh yeah, no one's asking for that.

1322
01:06:28,160 --> 01:06:30,720
Speaker 3: You're gonna end up fucking with your eyes stuck together.

1323
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 6: I don't know, I don't know if I'm asking for it.

1324
01:06:33,920 --> 01:06:37,760
Speaker 4: So Danielle asks, Oh, it's topical. Who's your faith in

1325
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:40,640
Speaker 4: sync guy? Oh, ship will be the fat one, the

1326
01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:43,160
Speaker 4: fat one. Didn't we just do that? Yeah? Do I

1327
01:06:43,160 --> 01:06:46,120
Speaker 4: guess I'm a JC guy. I'm sticking with that. Yeah, yeah,

1328
01:06:47,120 --> 01:06:50,560
Speaker 4: Fan Blake, Yeah, I mean obviously Timberlake.

1329
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:52,919
Speaker 7: Yeah, I was gonna say I think I'm a Timberlake guy.

1330
01:06:52,960 --> 01:06:55,439
Speaker 7: I mean, I know that that's just too real.

1331
01:06:55,520 --> 01:06:57,760
Speaker 4: But so Ben wants to know, do you wipe front

1332
01:06:57,760 --> 01:06:59,280
Speaker 4: to back or back to front?

1333
01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:05,400
Speaker 7: I have to know always front to back. Yeah, that's

1334
01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,280
Speaker 7: what's happening in front.

1335
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:10,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, everybody wipes front to back. You're not gonna mash,

1336
01:07:11,200 --> 01:07:14,280
Speaker 4: you're smearing it on your You're giving yourself a steamer.

1337
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:19,640
Speaker 4: It's a self steamer engage. By the way, I found out,

1338
01:07:19,760 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 4: and we've talked about this on the podcast, but shooting

1339
01:07:23,400 --> 01:07:25,520
Speaker 4: game over, man, I like shot a scene where I

1340
01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:27,840
Speaker 4: was on the toilet and it ended up not making

1341
01:07:27,880 --> 01:07:30,680
Speaker 4: the movie, but I wonder why. It was the original

1342
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,160
Speaker 4: ending and me wiping my ass was the ending. And

1343
01:07:34,200 --> 01:07:37,200
Speaker 4: then at the end I took the toilet paper and

1344
01:07:37,280 --> 01:07:40,840
Speaker 4: stood up and did this, and everybody was like, what

1345
01:07:40,880 --> 01:07:43,560
Speaker 4: the fuck are you doing. You're out of frame. You're

1346
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:45,640
Speaker 4: out of frame now, Adam, we're not the camera. Guys

1347
01:07:45,640 --> 01:07:48,160
Speaker 4: were like, what's going on? And I'm like, I'm wiping

1348
01:07:48,200 --> 01:07:51,440
Speaker 4: my ass as a human being would do. This is

1349
01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:54,600
Speaker 4: called acting. I'm living in the moment, right, this is

1350
01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 4: a character choice. And then everyone was like, well, that's

1351
01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,520
Speaker 4: not how one wipes their ass, and That was the

1352
01:08:00,560 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 4: first time I realized that not everyone stands up to

1353
01:08:03,360 --> 01:08:05,120
Speaker 4: wipe their ass. I was different.

1354
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:07,840
Speaker 6: Mummy, that's fucking so bizarre to me.

1355
01:08:07,960 --> 01:08:10,919
Speaker 4: Dude, wait, but when you're doing that, he does, Hey,

1356
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:15,200
Speaker 4: lights up, lights up, raise your hands if you stand

1357
01:08:15,280 --> 01:08:16,240
Speaker 4: up to wipe your ass.

1358
01:08:16,280 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 3: It's all the big boys.

1359
01:08:17,360 --> 01:08:17,840
Speaker 4: Look at that.

1360
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,120
Speaker 3: Why don't they stand up?

1361
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:23,479
Speaker 4: If they stand up? I'm right and one woman, not

1362
01:08:23,560 --> 01:08:25,439
Speaker 4: a lot of us, but enough of us that it's

1363
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:26,880
Speaker 4: not weird. We are a proud people.

1364
01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,600
Speaker 5: Also, I don't I just noticed that there was a

1365
01:08:29,640 --> 01:08:32,360
Speaker 5: dude with a huge dick in buzz pulls up there.

1366
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:33,280
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah dude.

1367
01:08:33,439 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 2: Hey, before we move on, I do want to say

1368
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:39,759
Speaker 2: the last eighteen to twenty four months, I do finish

1369
01:08:39,840 --> 01:08:44,280
Speaker 2: with a back to front just in case what and

1370
01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:47,200
Speaker 2: and uh.

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01:08:46,200 --> 01:08:47,200
Speaker 4: You'd be surprised.

1372
01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:50,439
Speaker 6: So surprise what?

1373
01:08:50,640 --> 01:08:50,840
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1374
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:51,720
Speaker 3: What where's it called?

1375
01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:52,879
Speaker 4: Why are you surprised?

1376
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,479
Speaker 3: Surprise? Little extra, little extra, a little extra nugget.

1377
01:08:56,840 --> 01:09:00,120
Speaker 2: Cause like it's like when like an airplane is like

1378
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:02,679
Speaker 2: in a crash and you go hide behind a rock

1379
01:09:03,200 --> 01:09:04,439
Speaker 2: and like you're safe this way.

1380
01:09:05,640 --> 01:09:08,200
Speaker 4: I'm finding that little guy that was safe for that way,

1381
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:12,080
Speaker 4: and I'm going back that way, that's true. It's like

1382
01:09:13,040 --> 01:09:15,200
Speaker 4: that makes a lot of sense. Like that makes a

1383
01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,080
Speaker 4: lot of sensors.

1384
01:09:16,680 --> 01:09:17,080
Speaker 14: I like that.

1385
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:19,559
Speaker 4: So Steven asked wants to know, at what point, while

1386
01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:26,200
Speaker 4: filming Workaholics did you feel like you, in quotes made it? Huh? Also,

1387
01:09:26,280 --> 01:09:28,560
Speaker 4: my birthday was Wednesday, and I want to chug a

1388
01:09:28,680 --> 01:09:35,320
Speaker 4: beer with Adam the Bitch, whoa very cool. Well, let's

1389
01:09:35,360 --> 01:09:38,800
Speaker 4: answer this question. Okay, Kyle, at what point while filming

1390
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:41,360
Speaker 4: Workaholics did you feel that you made it? We made it?

1391
01:09:41,600 --> 01:09:43,160
Speaker 6: What made the show?

1392
01:09:43,240 --> 01:09:45,360
Speaker 4: You know there's like twenty five hundred people here.

1393
01:09:45,600 --> 01:09:46,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, we've made it.

1394
01:09:47,160 --> 01:09:50,320
Speaker 4: I feel like this is sort of making it. I

1395
01:09:50,360 --> 01:09:51,920
Speaker 4: know what it was. I remember when it was. I

1396
01:09:52,000 --> 01:09:53,280
Speaker 4: remember I had to access something.

1397
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:56,240
Speaker 7: But it's like it's it's just we shot that show

1398
01:09:56,400 --> 01:09:58,599
Speaker 7: in our house that we rented, and it was ours

1399
01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:02,680
Speaker 7: and by I remember when we first shot there with

1400
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 7: the whole crew, and I woke up early to make

1401
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:08,280
Speaker 7: my coffee and there was like twelve I like this truck.

1402
01:10:08,400 --> 01:10:11,719
Speaker 4: I mean there was twelve trucks outside and lives don't

1403
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:12,040
Speaker 4: be mean.

1404
01:10:12,479 --> 01:10:15,800
Speaker 7: So many old dudes asking me what was going on,

1405
01:10:16,439 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 7: and I was like, oh, this comes with a lot

1406
01:10:18,320 --> 01:10:19,160
Speaker 7: of responsibility.

1407
01:10:19,240 --> 01:10:22,320
Speaker 4: I think I've made it. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, command,

1408
01:10:22,520 --> 01:10:23,920
Speaker 4: Yeah it felt it felt good to me.

1409
01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:26,439
Speaker 3: I was like, all right, I'm a grown up. I'm

1410
01:10:26,840 --> 01:10:27,719
Speaker 3: almost forty.

1411
01:10:27,800 --> 01:10:30,439
Speaker 4: I feel good. You weren't almost forty or twenty six

1412
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:31,920
Speaker 4: years old, yeah, but I felt forty.

1413
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you weren't.

1414
01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:37,000
Speaker 4: But for me, it was after the first season already

1415
01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:40,000
Speaker 4: aired and we went to Bonnaroo. Yeah, so the music

1416
01:10:40,080 --> 01:10:43,960
Speaker 4: festival Bonnaroo, and it was fucking mayhem after that first season, Like,

1417
01:10:44,080 --> 01:10:47,280
Speaker 4: people were just going crazy for the show, and we

1418
01:10:47,320 --> 01:10:49,880
Speaker 4: had to have security walk with us, which felt really cool,

1419
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 4: and I was being a big dick about it. I'm like,

1420
01:10:52,280 --> 01:10:55,760
Speaker 4: don't look at me, right, I'm a star now.

1421
01:10:56,080 --> 01:11:01,880
Speaker 5: Yeah No, I think it really resonated with me when

1422
01:11:01,960 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 5: I saw the uh, the slacker wig in a Spirit

1423
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:07,559
Speaker 5: Halloween store and yeah.

1424
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,360
Speaker 4: I was like, dude, they started to sell a wig

1425
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:12,440
Speaker 4: that looked exactly like Blake.

1426
01:11:12,920 --> 01:11:15,320
Speaker 6: And the dude who's a model, doesn't really look like me.

1427
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:19,439
Speaker 4: It does look looks like it looks like it looks

1428
01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:19,960
Speaker 4: just like you.

1429
01:11:20,439 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 3: I remember you and every other white person.

1430
01:11:22,160 --> 01:11:24,559
Speaker 5: If you go on the description on like the website,

1431
01:11:24,600 --> 01:11:27,040
Speaker 5: it's like, do you want to look like a fucking

1432
01:11:27,160 --> 01:11:28,240
Speaker 5: loser or something.

1433
01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:32,439
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like this nappy, gross hair.

1434
01:11:32,760 --> 01:11:36,200
Speaker 6: It could be yours. Like the description is very hurtful

1435
01:11:36,360 --> 01:11:39,000
Speaker 6: and I made it, and I'm like, all right, I

1436
01:11:39,080 --> 01:11:39,360
Speaker 6: made it.

1437
01:11:41,600 --> 01:11:42,479
Speaker 4: What about yours?

1438
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,240
Speaker 2: I'll say that like when you when you moved to

1439
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:49,800
Speaker 2: So I'm from outside Chicago and you moved to LA

1440
01:11:49,920 --> 01:11:54,160
Speaker 2: to like make it right and yes, we're in Cleveland.

1441
01:11:54,320 --> 01:11:58,720
Speaker 2: You're a genius, and you moved to LA and it's

1442
01:11:58,960 --> 01:12:01,920
Speaker 2: very fucking big. It's sprawling a lot of people. And

1443
01:12:02,080 --> 01:12:05,960
Speaker 2: then when we got a billboard for the show, it

1444
01:12:06,080 --> 01:12:06,920
Speaker 2: got a little smaller.

1445
01:12:07,960 --> 01:12:13,120
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, so actually, dude, I should have snored during

1446
01:12:13,160 --> 01:12:18,840
Speaker 4: your story. Ashley and Dane say, what should we name

1447
01:12:19,040 --> 01:12:19,799
Speaker 4: our baby?

1448
01:12:20,520 --> 01:12:20,680
Speaker 14: Oh?

1449
01:12:22,120 --> 01:12:28,320
Speaker 4: You misspelled hour? So I mean they definitely meant to go,

1450
01:12:28,800 --> 01:12:32,200
Speaker 4: oh you are, But that's a motherfucking f dog. Wait

1451
01:12:32,320 --> 01:12:37,479
Speaker 4: what you can't slam him? Baby? Name our baby?

1452
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:39,400
Speaker 3: Name over Baby?

1453
01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:42,120
Speaker 4: Thirty six? Name Over Baby is the sequel the Game Over.

1454
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:45,519
Speaker 6: I think a pretty cool name would be bone Bone.

1455
01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:51,120
Speaker 4: If it's not bone bone, we're never coming back to Cleveland.

1456
01:12:51,800 --> 01:12:54,280
Speaker 4: It has to be bone Bone. I'd like to come back. Well, well,

1457
01:12:54,360 --> 01:12:57,840
Speaker 4: if it's a girl. When I talk about this. If

1458
01:12:57,880 --> 01:13:00,479
Speaker 4: we were to ever have a girl, I'm like, can't

1459
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:04,840
Speaker 4: I name it Chloe Jr. If it's a girl, name

1460
01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:09,160
Speaker 4: it Ashley Jr. That's hard, that's that's sick.

1461
01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:09,639
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1462
01:13:10,680 --> 01:13:16,240
Speaker 4: And if it's a boy, Ashley dude, of course they can.

1463
01:13:16,720 --> 01:13:24,519
Speaker 4: Of course they can go Patriots. So Jenny McCarthy the

1464
01:13:24,760 --> 01:13:34,559
Speaker 4: Jenny McCarthy, What was the most awkward embarrassing slash cringe? Jenny?

1465
01:13:34,600 --> 01:13:38,840
Speaker 4: Fuck you? Cringe dude, dude, cringe. I hate that word,

1466
01:13:39,000 --> 01:13:42,920
Speaker 4: like cringe, Like nothing is cringe to me.

1467
01:13:43,880 --> 01:13:47,240
Speaker 7: Cringe is timeless, is the only thing that's timeless. I

1468
01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:49,160
Speaker 7: love cringe, cringe rocks.

1469
01:13:49,439 --> 01:13:50,320
Speaker 4: Call me the cringe king.

1470
01:13:50,360 --> 01:13:50,760
Speaker 3: I love it.

1471
01:13:51,200 --> 01:13:51,559
Speaker 4: Cringe.

1472
01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,040
Speaker 3: Who stole?

1473
01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:55,880
Speaker 4: What was Christmas awkward embarrassing cringe scene the four of

1474
01:13:55,960 --> 01:13:59,920
Speaker 4: you ever filmed together? Go into great detail. Please, Jenny,

1475
01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:04,240
Speaker 4: don't tell me what the fuck to do? He's an asshole.

1476
01:14:05,320 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 4: What was it the most awkward, awkward, embarrassing cringe.

1477
01:14:09,320 --> 01:14:11,479
Speaker 6: Cringe scene to do made?

1478
01:14:13,160 --> 01:14:17,080
Speaker 4: I would say during we did an episode Fry Guys

1479
01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:20,240
Speaker 4: where we like smash dead fish on each other. Yeah,

1480
01:14:21,680 --> 01:14:24,519
Speaker 4: I mean that wasn't awkward or embarrassing or cringe, but.

1481
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:28,160
Speaker 5: It fuck it sucked. It was we we touched upon

1482
01:14:28,240 --> 01:14:30,960
Speaker 5: it last night. There is that scene where Kyle like

1483
01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:32,559
Speaker 5: just deep throats butter.

1484
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:37,519
Speaker 6: And that was oh yeah, that was really Uh that

1485
01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,080
Speaker 6: was a hard day on set.

1486
01:14:39,240 --> 01:14:42,200
Speaker 3: Would yeah, would you call that cringe? Is that cringe?

1487
01:14:42,240 --> 01:14:46,000
Speaker 4: Though? Because I think some people, uh that are total

1488
01:14:46,080 --> 01:14:47,479
Speaker 4: bitches might think it's cringe.

1489
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:50,400
Speaker 2: I do think that was the whole thing about the

1490
01:14:50,479 --> 01:14:53,960
Speaker 2: show is that like it wasn't cringe. Like we were like,

1491
01:14:54,040 --> 01:14:56,840
Speaker 2: this is gonna be funny, and we do just do

1492
01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:00,880
Speaker 2: it and then some people are like, cringe. We have

1493
01:15:01,120 --> 01:15:03,400
Speaker 2: a crew and the staff like they'd be like, yeah,

1494
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:05,679
Speaker 2: it was great, But if you're worried about being cringe,

1495
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:07,040
Speaker 2: you're never gonna be funny.

1496
01:15:07,200 --> 01:15:07,320
Speaker 4: Right.

1497
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:12,920
Speaker 3: That's well, okay, can't worry about cringe.

1498
01:15:13,160 --> 01:15:19,840
Speaker 4: And Justin Williams asks do you even like Cleveland? Hey? Yeah,

1499
01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,080
Speaker 4: been here for like ten hours and so far, so good.

1500
01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:26,840
Speaker 4: Really like it. We'll probably don't drink some beer somewhere tonight.

1501
01:15:28,280 --> 01:15:32,320
Speaker 3: This theater is fucking dope, very cool architecture.

1502
01:15:35,400 --> 01:15:38,320
Speaker 6: Nice dude. I love Cleveland. It was fucking gorgeous today.

1503
01:15:38,360 --> 01:15:39,839
Speaker 6: I walked to the Brown Stadium.

1504
01:15:39,880 --> 01:15:40,759
Speaker 12: It was fucking cool.

1505
01:15:42,000 --> 01:15:45,240
Speaker 6: My only regret is that we don't get to go

1506
01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:47,719
Speaker 6: to a game and be in the fucking dog pound.

1507
01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:52,680
Speaker 4: Dude? Yeah, true, I would, I would, like I do

1508
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:54,160
Speaker 4: want to go. Is the Rock and Roll Hall of

1509
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:54,840
Speaker 4: Fame worth it?

1510
01:15:54,920 --> 01:16:00,439
Speaker 9: Because yeah, all right, yeah we gotta Yeah, okay, no,

1511
01:16:00,800 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 9: we got a hard pass right here?

1512
01:16:02,560 --> 01:16:05,920
Speaker 3: Oh hard pass. That's kind of what I now.

1513
01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:08,400
Speaker 4: It'll be tied too. It'll be we'll be like, whoa,

1514
01:16:08,840 --> 01:16:11,719
Speaker 4: that's green Day's drumsticks.

1515
01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:14,519
Speaker 2: Right, I know it'll be sick, it'll be sick sick.

1516
01:16:14,600 --> 01:16:16,400
Speaker 2: Are you mad that like somebody didn't get in?

1517
01:16:16,520 --> 01:16:20,439
Speaker 4: You're like weird owls, so they better have weird owl

1518
01:16:20,520 --> 01:16:22,160
Speaker 4: in there. I'm gonna be fucking I don't.

1519
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,760
Speaker 3: Think weird awls in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?

1520
01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:26,360
Speaker 4: Bro, you think it is? God? Yeah, funk that.

1521
01:16:27,160 --> 01:16:29,280
Speaker 6: I'll stick with the fucking dog pow baby.

1522
01:16:30,320 --> 01:16:35,760
Speaker 4: There you go. Any take back's apologies and the epic

1523
01:16:35,840 --> 01:16:39,639
Speaker 4: slams boys, Oh yeah, epic slams. Epic slams.

1524
01:16:40,240 --> 01:16:42,679
Speaker 7: I could take I could take back the freestyle because

1525
01:16:42,720 --> 01:16:45,759
Speaker 7: I really know that that was bad and what's cool.

1526
01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:49,800
Speaker 4: As it lives in eternity on the podcast. Yeah, yep,

1527
01:16:49,880 --> 01:16:50,280
Speaker 4: that's right.

1528
01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:52,439
Speaker 8: Oh boy, that.

1529
01:16:55,880 --> 01:16:57,320
Speaker 4: Looks like some epic giveaways.

1530
01:17:01,400 --> 01:17:04,120
Speaker 5: I guess I'll take back that moment when I said,

1531
01:17:04,240 --> 01:17:06,240
Speaker 5: like the two pairs of testicles. I don't know why

1532
01:17:06,240 --> 01:17:09,479
Speaker 5: I said that, Man, I don't know what I was thinking.

1533
01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:13,280
Speaker 4: I don't know what I was thinking. You you were

1534
01:17:13,960 --> 01:17:16,080
Speaker 4: taking homoeronic thoughts, is what you're thinking?

1535
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:16,479
Speaker 2: Man?

1536
01:17:16,640 --> 01:17:19,360
Speaker 4: I just really put myself in that hot air balloon

1537
01:17:19,400 --> 01:17:19,760
Speaker 4: with you, Bud.

1538
01:17:19,960 --> 01:17:22,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, you take that back?

1539
01:17:22,520 --> 01:17:24,639
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, you know what I'm gonna do the first

1540
01:17:24,720 --> 01:17:27,880
Speaker 5: double down, I double down on the testicles.

1541
01:17:31,600 --> 01:17:34,360
Speaker 4: And also with you take back the apologies and double downs.

1542
01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:34,760
Speaker 2: I like that.

1543
01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:38,559
Speaker 4: Double belts are good. Any take back's apologies, any double downs?

1544
01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:41,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sorry.

1545
01:17:41,360 --> 01:17:41,760
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.

1546
01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:43,280
Speaker 3: We didn't get to spend more time in Cleveland.

1547
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:46,000
Speaker 4: Oh yeah it was.

1548
01:17:47,120 --> 01:17:50,400
Speaker 6: We need to get durs to the dirt, right, isn't

1549
01:17:50,439 --> 01:17:51,360
Speaker 6: that a bar of the dirt.

1550
01:17:55,760 --> 01:17:56,320
Speaker 3: Right right?

1551
01:17:56,520 --> 01:18:00,560
Speaker 4: Right? I like that. I will say it that I

1552
01:18:01,640 --> 01:18:04,599
Speaker 4: know a few people from Cleveland and they all fucking

1553
01:18:04,760 --> 01:18:06,679
Speaker 4: rock dude. Yeah, dude, ye, dude.

1554
01:18:06,760 --> 01:18:07,880
Speaker 6: A lot of good people here.

1555
01:18:08,439 --> 01:18:11,720
Speaker 14: My friend Mary's here and she uh, I mean we

1556
01:18:11,840 --> 01:18:13,840
Speaker 14: used to throw down back in the day. It was

1557
01:18:14,640 --> 01:18:19,479
Speaker 14: throw down and you fucked no alcohol what are you doing?

1558
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:22,240
Speaker 4: He just said, my friend is Yeah, that was kind

1559
01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:23,400
Speaker 4: of a water well.

1560
01:18:23,439 --> 01:18:25,280
Speaker 5: I thought that was a weird place to like admit

1561
01:18:25,400 --> 01:18:27,400
Speaker 5: to everybody that you and Mary used to get an all.

1562
01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,920
Speaker 4: Would be married, did not ever have sexual intercourses. But

1563
01:18:31,800 --> 01:18:33,880
Speaker 4: you know Mary, Yeah, I do know Mary. Mary.

1564
01:18:34,040 --> 01:18:34,160
Speaker 10: Hi.

1565
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:36,080
Speaker 4: Sorry, I just said that. I take that back.

1566
01:18:36,160 --> 01:18:37,439
Speaker 3: Now, that's a good take back.

1567
01:18:37,640 --> 01:18:38,519
Speaker 6: Yeah, I take that back.

1568
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:41,280
Speaker 2: That was rude, and all apologized for in sync, like

1569
01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,240
Speaker 2: they fucking flaked.

1570
01:18:43,280 --> 01:18:46,599
Speaker 4: They were coming out and they were the wings ready

1571
01:18:46,640 --> 01:18:50,320
Speaker 4: to perform for you guys. And then I saw the fat.

1572
01:18:50,160 --> 01:18:51,439
Speaker 3: One go this.

1573
01:18:51,720 --> 01:18:54,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, he said the PJ we're out of here.

1574
01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:56,559
Speaker 6: Yeah, the fucking fat one.

1575
01:18:56,880 --> 01:18:59,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, the fat one took his belly, threw it off

1576
01:18:59,360 --> 01:19:01,080
Speaker 4: to the side. I gotta get here.

1577
01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:03,479
Speaker 3: Is he gonna get shredded?

1578
01:19:03,520 --> 01:19:03,680
Speaker 4: Though?

1579
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:06,120
Speaker 3: Like, can Joey Fatone have one of those transformations?

1580
01:19:06,240 --> 01:19:08,800
Speaker 4: No, dude, I think I mean he's probably in great shape.

1581
01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:11,559
Speaker 4: I bet he could kick my ass right now. Well yeah, well,

1582
01:19:11,600 --> 01:19:14,120
Speaker 4: because that's the thing. It's like the guys are a

1583
01:19:14,240 --> 01:19:16,960
Speaker 4: little bit bigger, you know, when they get a little older,

1584
01:19:17,000 --> 01:19:20,880
Speaker 4: they start lipped in weights like doctor dre so strong, dude.

1585
01:19:20,920 --> 01:19:23,560
Speaker 4: When doctor dre and buster rhymes just got enormous. I

1586
01:19:23,720 --> 01:19:24,760
Speaker 4: love that. I love that.

1587
01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:26,920
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, bro?

1588
01:19:28,680 --> 01:19:31,120
Speaker 4: What is what is your take back? Apology? Any giveaway?

1589
01:19:31,280 --> 01:19:34,559
Speaker 4: I apologize, I apologize for the wrapping.

1590
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:36,280
Speaker 6: Do we have some epic giveaways though?

1591
01:19:36,320 --> 01:19:38,200
Speaker 4: Yeah? We sure dom should we give him away? Yeah

1592
01:19:38,280 --> 01:19:41,120
Speaker 4: for sure? Oh yeah, they got some giveaways epic giveaways.

1593
01:19:41,479 --> 01:19:45,360
Speaker 4: Yeah okay, all right, yeah dude, let me throw one.

1594
01:19:45,280 --> 01:19:46,320
Speaker 3: Of these to this guy right here.

1595
01:19:46,400 --> 01:19:50,479
Speaker 4: Bro, dude, are they they better be so epic? They're

1596
01:19:50,520 --> 01:19:51,000
Speaker 4: so epic.

1597
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:56,000
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna throw it to randomly somebody right here.

1598
01:19:56,920 --> 01:19:57,720
Speaker 3: That's where you bro.

1599
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:03,640
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and we have fucking hot pockets. Oh who

1600
01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:08,240
Speaker 4: wants something like warm ass hot pockets? Yo? These are?

1601
01:20:08,600 --> 01:20:09,799
Speaker 4: These are very warm?

1602
01:20:10,800 --> 01:20:14,960
Speaker 3: Yes, they have not been cooked or frozen. Oh shit,

1603
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:16,680
Speaker 3: I probably wouldn't eat them.

1604
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:20,439
Speaker 4: Damn. These hot pockets are hot pockets. Swag. Who's a

1605
01:20:20,479 --> 01:20:24,479
Speaker 4: small person? Who's small? Yeah? A size small? Where's a

1606
01:20:24,560 --> 01:20:27,240
Speaker 4: size small? Yo? I'm just gonna really try and throw

1607
01:20:27,320 --> 01:20:30,920
Speaker 4: that out. I'm gonna throw this really fall ready SETI.

1608
01:20:33,040 --> 01:20:33,360
Speaker 3: Goey?

1609
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:37,680
Speaker 4: Hell yeah ready, back round, back row.

1610
01:20:37,760 --> 01:20:40,519
Speaker 6: This is getting to you, guys, Frisbee golf style.

1611
01:20:41,800 --> 01:20:54,320
Speaker 12: Hell yeah, my dude, you fucking made it up.

1612
01:20:54,200 --> 01:20:59,240
Speaker 4: There, Bro. That's a hot rocket rocket. Thank you so much, Cleveland.

1613
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:02,360
Speaker 4: We love it here, my papa. Thank you guys so much.

1614
01:21:02,439 --> 01:21:04,960
Speaker 4: Thank you for your stake, you for your say yes

1615
01:21:05,680 --> 01:21:11,799
Speaker 4: and this is another episode uh yes, yes import.

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01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:14,920
Speaker 2: Thank you

1617
01:21:21,680 --> 01:21:22,680
Speaker 4: Cook,