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Speaker 3: Hosts Rommie Film. Hey, welcome to the Daily Show. I'm right, Chang,
Speaker 3: you got so much to talk about.
Speaker 4: Tonight, Donald Trump tells the I to GTFO, the Constitution
Speaker 4: lives to see another day. And that's finally a good
Speaker 4: reason not to get a face tattoo. So let's get
Speaker 4: into another edition of the Second Coming of Donald J.
Speaker 3: Trump. I'm gonna comedy.
Speaker 4: It's almost the end of Trump's first week in office,
Speaker 4: and he's done a lot. He's shut down windmills, He's
Speaker 4: saved TikTok, he caught common San Diego, and the man
Speaker 4: just can't stop, won't stop. On Monday, he wiped out
Speaker 4: all federal DII programs, and yesterday he ordered that if anyone, anyone,
Speaker 4: if you see anyone trying to be inclusive, you better
Speaker 4: tell teacher.
Speaker 5: The Trump administration asking federal workers to snitch on their
Speaker 5: coworkers in a.
Speaker 6: Rollback of diversity, equity and inclusion programs.
Speaker 5: Employees have been told to report any colleagues who work
Speaker 5: in diversity equity and inclusion roles, or they could face consequences.
Speaker 5: NBC News obtained emails sent to multiple agencies that say
Speaker 5: some of these programs are disguised using coded or imprecise language.
Speaker 3: Yeah you hear that.
Speaker 4: Don't even think about doing DII in secret, right, don't
Speaker 4: be meeting up in back alleys like yo, yo, you gotta.
Speaker 3: Need lesbian resumes for me today.
Speaker 4: And I know you think d I was only invented
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty by Democrats looking for a fresh new
Speaker 4: way to lose elections. But Donald Trump is dedicated to
Speaker 4: rooting out DEI all throughout history.
Speaker 6: One of the president's executive orders revokes an executive order
Speaker 6: signed by President Lyndon Johnson in nineteen sixty five that
Speaker 6: the Trump administration says mandated affirmative action.
Speaker 4: That's right, Donald Trump went back in time to kill BABYDI.
Speaker 4: It's kind of impressive that he got this much focus.
Speaker 4: Trump is doing deep dives into these obscure old policies
Speaker 4: like he's magot John Oliver, And look, I'm not going
Speaker 4: to pretend to know more about civil rights law than
Speaker 4: Donald Trump. I mean, he's been sued over it many times.
Speaker 4: But if a discrimination law has been around since nineteen
Speaker 4: sixty five. It might be a load bearing civil rights thing,
Speaker 4: so maybe don't touch it. But DEI is not the
Speaker 4: only thing Trump is shutting down. He's also shutting down
Speaker 4: illegal immigration. In fact, it was probably the biggest thing
Speaker 4: he talked about during the campaign, aside from Arnold Palmer's penis,
Speaker 4: which is actually a thing that happened. But today Trump
Speaker 4: faced his first.
Speaker 7: Setback breaking news out of Seattle, a federal judge has
Speaker 7: just temporarily blocked President Trump's order attempting to end birthrights citizenship.
Speaker 8: The judge in this case is saying that they have
Speaker 8: been on the bench for over four decades. And this
Speaker 8: is a quote from the judge inside the courtroom. I
Speaker 8: can't remember another case where the question presented is as
Speaker 8: clear as this one. This is a blatantly unconstitutional order.
Speaker 3: Whoa whoa whoao?
Speaker 4: What does the Constitution have to do with this? The
Speaker 4: Constitution is for gun stuff. Okay, Who died to make
Speaker 4: this woke activist a judge?
Speaker 3: Huh? Oh? Ronald Reagan, that liberal cuck.
Speaker 4: This judge, This judge has been judging for four decades
Speaker 4: and has never seen something. And I quote so blatantly unconstitutional.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's like the judge equivalent of a Kendrick distrack,
Speaker 4: Like all the other judges.
Speaker 3: Were like, oh shit, sweet concur.
Speaker 4: Usually the judge says this is a constitutional or unconstitutional okay,
Speaker 4: but this is like next level unconstitutional. This is like
Speaker 4: if you took a pregnancy test and it said you
Speaker 4: are the least pregnant anyone's ever been in forty years.
Speaker 4: But Trump doesn't expect all these executive orders to pass
Speaker 4: legal scrutiny. He's signing those things the way like guys
Speaker 4: swipe right on every Tinder profile. Okay, yo, he just
Speaker 4: needs one or two to hit, and that's the weekend baby.
Speaker 4: The point is Trump is gonna try whatever he can
Speaker 4: to shut the border down. And last night Trump sat
Speaker 4: down for some conversation and light man spreading with Sean
Speaker 4: Hannity to explain why.
Speaker 5: In an Oval office sit down last night, President Trump
Speaker 5: repeated false claims other countries are sending their prisoners.
Speaker 7: They've emptied dead jails. I would if I were the
Speaker 7: president or prime minister or something of another country, I'd
Speaker 7: empty my jails right into America.
Speaker 3: You did do that like three days ago.
Speaker 4: With the with the ten sixth thing. Remember the guy
Speaker 4: hand on you all those cheesecake factory menus and you
Speaker 4: signed them all.
Speaker 3: That was the thing.
Speaker 4: But look, Trump doesn't care whether migrants are technically criminals
Speaker 4: or not, because he can tell just by looking at them.
Speaker 7: Sean who would ask for open borders with people pouring in,
Speaker 7: some of whom I won't get into it, but you
Speaker 7: can look at them and you can say, could be trouble,
Speaker 7: could be trouble. There are people coming in with tattoos
Speaker 7: all over their face. Their entire face is covered with tattoos.
Speaker 3: Identify typically you.
Speaker 7: Know he's not going to be the head of the local.
Speaker 4: Bank, breaking news, old man, not fan of tattoos, And yeah,
Speaker 4: probably the guys who face tattoos aren't going to be bankers.
Speaker 4: But maybe bankers should have face tattoos. I mean, one
Speaker 4: tear drop for every loan application they've denied, and a
Speaker 4: stay Cliff, JP Morgan, that guy local. Now, obviously immigration
Speaker 4: is a complex issue, so I wanted to find a
Speaker 4: reporter with some real expertise. So for more on the
Speaker 4: border crackdown, please welcome back Senior Latino correspondent Al Madriga.
Speaker 3: How I feel like it's been a few years. Where
Speaker 3: have you been.
Speaker 1: I've been in the back. Nothing's come up.
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, Well tell us what's going on right now.
Speaker 1: Ron.
Speaker 6: It's obviously a difficult time, and if I can, I'd
Speaker 6: like to speak out in defense of the hard working
Speaker 6: Americans who have been unfairly denigrated by Donald Trump.
Speaker 4: Well, obviously you're referring to undocumented immigrants.
Speaker 6: Oh no, not immigrants, I'm talking about Americans with face tattoos.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 6: Some of our greatest citizens have tatted up domes, Mike Tyson,
Speaker 6: post Malone, the barista ad Bluebottle, who won't follow me
Speaker 6: back on Instagram. Face tattooed Americans do the jobs the
Speaker 6: rest of us don't want, like working in a weed dispensary,
Speaker 6: doing guest versus on a Doja cat single.
Speaker 3: And if you get.
Speaker 6: Rid of people with face tattoos, who the fuck is
Speaker 6: gonna live in Albuquerque?
Speaker 4: Okay, I thought you were gonna tell us about the
Speaker 4: new US immigration policy.
Speaker 6: What are you talking about. America doesn't have an immigration policy.
Speaker 6: America has immigration reactions.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 6: We don't know what we want from immigrants. We want
Speaker 6: to keep them away from our kids, But We also
Speaker 6: want them to raise our kids. They can't have our healthcare,
Speaker 6: but we depend on them for affordable lawn care. We
Speaker 6: hate drug trafficking, but we love drugs man. So until
Speaker 6: we have actual policy, immigrants are gonna have to lay
Speaker 6: low for four and.
Speaker 3: Fifty eight days. But who's counting. Okay, that's a long time.
Speaker 4: Do you think immigrants have a plan besides keeping their
Speaker 4: heads down?
Speaker 6: I will say this, if Latino immigrants are smart, they'll
Speaker 6: shift their attention to non Latino immigrants.
Speaker 9: Excuse me, a mom, hi, d I snitch line. I
Speaker 9: would like to report an Asian from Australia hosting.
Speaker 3: The Daily Show.
Speaker 6: Yes, he is very easy to recognize. Super Shifty just
Speaker 6: had a Netflix special and he's got like five different
Speaker 6: accents rolled into one.
Speaker 4: Wait are you talking about me, dude? I brought you
Speaker 4: on the show.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he also brought a Latino to do work
Speaker 6: for her. Super Happy, haven't been here for years.
Speaker 3: Okay, look it was a state to bring you back.
Speaker 4: Get out of here, Al Madrigal our madrig everybody let
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Speaker 4: Hey, we all know I've got some great opinions, but
Speaker 4: turns out I'm not the only one. Studies show that
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Speaker 4: of in my opinion is our good friend Charlamagne the God.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 10: Well, the first week of Trump two point zero is
Speaker 10: almost up, and one thing is clear. Some of y'all
Speaker 10: are not gonna make it through four years, okay, because
Speaker 10: you could.
Speaker 1: Barely handle these last four days.
Speaker 3: That's right.
Speaker 10: People are losing their whole damn minds and it's causing
Speaker 10: them to lash out at the wrong targets.
Speaker 11: Snoop Dogg Nelly are facing backlash right now after performing
Speaker 11: at Donald Trump's inauguration party today. Fans took to x
Speaker 11: to express their anger, with one user saying that they
Speaker 11: no longer respected the artists for participating.
Speaker 2: Snoop performing during Trump's inaugural weekend.
Speaker 3: Not this Snoop Dogg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone's talking about Snoop and Nelly.
Speaker 10: I knew Trump would take America backwards, but I didn't
Speaker 10: think it would be the two thousand and three.
Speaker 3: People.
Speaker 10: Please stop wasting your energy attacking old school rappers. The
Speaker 10: only thing they did wrong is inspiring Mark Zuckerberg's new look. Yeah,
Speaker 10: he looks like flavor Flavor if the flavor was mayonnaise.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 10: Man, The reason people are mad is because back in
Speaker 10: twenty seventeen, Snoop denounced artists who played Trump's first inauguration.
Speaker 10: What is defense you think snoopery remembers twenty seventeen, Snoop
Speaker 10: has burned more trees than the LA wildfires. And don't
Speaker 10: get me wrong, you should be angry at people suddenly
Speaker 10: making nice with Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: But instead of Snoop and Nelly, what.
Speaker 10: About the Democratic politicians who spent four years calling Trump
Speaker 10: the new Adolf Hitler and then started doing stuff like this.
Speaker 5: President Biden, welcoming his successor to the White House observed
Speaker 5: all the traditional niceties.
Speaker 12: Joe Biden greeting Donald Trump at the White House with
Speaker 12: two words, welcome home.
Speaker 3: There were smiles, there were handshakes. I mean, there was
Speaker 3: a real respect between the two.
Speaker 10: This moment between former President Barack Obama and President elect
Speaker 10: Donald Trump has gone viral.
Speaker 3: They chuckled like old buddies.
Speaker 1: Trump even made Obama laugh.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry, if you tell us someone is Hitler, you
Speaker 10: at least have to act like he's Hitler.
Speaker 1: I know when Barrock got home, Michelle was like he
Speaker 1: he hell.
Speaker 13: So hit look got jokes huh.
Speaker 1: In fact, here's the energy I wanted to see more of.
Speaker 8: On Monday, all these journalists are like, congresswomen, are you
Speaker 8: going to the inauguration? Congresswoman, are you going to the inauguration?
Speaker 6: Are you going to the inauguration?
Speaker 8: Let me make myself clear.
Speaker 11: I don't celebrate rapists.
Speaker 8: So no, I'm not going to the inauguration.
Speaker 10: See that's right, that's right, that right there, that's backbone,
Speaker 10: that's principles. Man, I'm gonna miss AOC when she's deported
Speaker 10: in Nicarago.
Speaker 1: So what am I saying here? What am I saying here?
Speaker 10: Democrats shouldn't have shown up to the inauguration? Yes, bitch,
Speaker 10: that's exactly what I'm saying. And maybe you're thinking, what's
Speaker 10: wrong with being civil to your opposition?
Speaker 1: That's just political norms.
Speaker 10: Politics haven't been normal since Trump came down that ugly
Speaker 10: ass escalator, and eight years later, it seems like Republicans
Speaker 10: are the only ones who realize that.
Speaker 1: Think about this for a second.
Speaker 10: Trump lied for years about the twenty twenty election being stolen,
Speaker 10: and he gained supporters by living his life as if
Speaker 10: that lie was true.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, the Democrats told the truth about Trump.
Speaker 10: Being a threat to democracy, but now if the election's over,
Speaker 10: they're living like it isn't true.
Speaker 1: In fact, they're saying it. Get along with them, we
Speaker 1: could work together.
Speaker 10: I will work with anybody who wants to be a
Speaker 10: good partner.
Speaker 1: I'm not the leader of their resistance.
Speaker 2: I will never back away from partnering with the Trump administration.
Speaker 3: Where are priorities aligned.
Speaker 5: I don't want to pretend we're always going to agree,
Speaker 5: but I will always seek collaboration.
Speaker 1: First, collaboration.
Speaker 10: Really, you called him Hitler, but now you're saying that
Speaker 10: Hitler has some good ideas.
Speaker 1: That's the same thing Kanye said. And we don't even
Speaker 1: let him make sneakers anymore. What are you even going
Speaker 1: to collaborate on?
Speaker 10: Are you going to make sure the immigrant concentration camps
Speaker 10: run on solar power?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Listen, man.
Speaker 10: Donald Trump won this election by a little over two
Speaker 10: million votes, and Democrats are acting like he's unstoppable. Do
Speaker 10: you remember how Republicans acted when Biden won by seven
Speaker 10: million votes.
Speaker 5: Republican senators are vowing to use the filibuster to derail
Speaker 5: President Biden's legislative agenda.
Speaker 1: Of my focus is on stopping this new administration.
Speaker 6: I want to make Joe Biden a one half term president.
Speaker 11: On January twenty first, I will be filing articles of
Speaker 11: impeachment on Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: You see that.
Speaker 10: That's what you call being space laser focused.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 10: They tried to impeach Biden on day one for the
Speaker 10: crime of getting elected.
Speaker 1: I like that. In the g THO, I like it.
Speaker 10: They weren't worried about alienating Democrats, they said, Democrats, they
Speaker 10: ride up their base and it worked. Today Democrats are
Speaker 10: patting themselves on the back for allowing a peaceful transfer
Speaker 10: of power. And I have no problem with conceding the election,
Speaker 10: but don't concede the constitution.
Speaker 13: Yes, so, Democrats, Democrats, I am begging you for once
Speaker 13: treat Republicans the way they treat you and treat Trump
Speaker 13: as if you believed everything you said about him is true.
Speaker 1: The four days we've just seen shows us where all
Speaker 1: this is going. When there's a train speeding.
Speaker 10: Toward a cliff, people don't want you going. I'm gonna
Speaker 10: work with the conductor to fix the WiFi. They want
Speaker 10: you to stop the damn train. So yeah, I'm not
Speaker 10: wasting my time being mad at Snoop Dogg. I'm mad
Speaker 10: at the Democrats for acting like they're the ones too
Speaker 10: high to remember anything they said in the campaign. Democrats
Speaker 10: better get focused. Midterms are twenty one months away, so
Speaker 10: y'all need to take that froliican with fascist bullshit and
Speaker 10: drop like it's hot.
Speaker 2: Oh me to god everybody.
Speaker 5: When we come back, Al.
Speaker 4: Madra dotor join you on the show, so don't go away.
Speaker 3: Welcome back to our Daily Show.
Speaker 4: I guess tonight it's a comedian and an actor who
Speaker 4: starts in the NBC series Lopez Versus Lopez. Please welcome
Speaker 4: former Daily Show correspondent, the Great Al Madriga.
Speaker 3: I love you man. Good gonna have you back.
Speaker 6: Great to be back a long time.
Speaker 3: You haven't been this building in years, I think nine years.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're talking about in a lot of the same faces.
Speaker 1: It's great.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been. It's that's what I love about.
Speaker 4: One of the things I love about the show is
Speaker 4: the strong alumni network.
Speaker 6: It really is incredible when you think about, you know,
Speaker 6: all the people that we were with. We had a
Speaker 6: little bit of crossovers. So right when I was leaving,
Speaker 6: you came in, Roy came in. Klepper had been.
Speaker 3: There for a bit as he was coming in. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: but then uh yeah.
Speaker 6: It was it's a strong group.
Speaker 3: Yeah. When I came in, you get you.
Speaker 4: You gave me tons of great advice man, and look
Speaker 4: I thought, and then I hosted the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah there, yeahs at No, you gave me no.
Speaker 4: This guy, this guy gave me like tons of little
Speaker 4: You told me all the secret hiding places.
Speaker 3: This is where you go when you need to.
Speaker 4: Practice your script. Yeah, and you sent me this uh
Speaker 4: this chain letter of correspondent chain letter show.
Speaker 6: So I had done a TV show at Sitcom with
Speaker 6: Rob Wriggle and then asked him for advice. And Rob
Speaker 6: was so great.
Speaker 3: And Rob was also a full more force correspondent.
Speaker 6: And he dug up Colbert's notes on field pieces and
Speaker 6: sent me this great text. And then I passed it
Speaker 6: on to you and Royan Desi, and then you passed
Speaker 6: it on to the new people. But this is this
Speaker 6: thing that gets passed on. I shared it with Costa,
Speaker 6: not knowing that you had already shared it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that's that's the things that chain lted. If
Speaker 4: you don't pass on now you get cussed the debt.
Speaker 4: It's like a presidential thing with just tips for correspondence.
Speaker 6: So I'll never forget. John Oliver first day grabs me
Speaker 6: and said, because when you do these field pieces, he said,
Speaker 6: you need to live in the edit, so you need
Speaker 6: to make sure that you realize where you're going to
Speaker 6: cut and what you need to say. But one of
Speaker 6: the most important things I learned was never to let
Speaker 6: one of the producers drive.
Speaker 3: You mean, I have the cars, the rental car.
Speaker 6: These guys all live in Manhattan. They don't have cars,
Speaker 6: so you're doing like a nine point turn in an intersection.
Speaker 1: You're like, what.
Speaker 3: Are you doing in like Kansas.
Speaker 6: So you're gonna get shot?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, it took people's driveways.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And that's the thing.
Speaker 4: It's all these very specific tips that no one else
Speaker 4: understands because it's this daily show correspondent thing. And now
Speaker 4: now you're on Lopez versus Lopez. Yeah, he does about
Speaker 4: that show.
Speaker 6: I mean, it's a multi cam on NBC. It's on
Speaker 6: Friday nights at eight thirty. I play Stoner Friend, and
Speaker 6: I had no idea that that was a dream of mine,
Speaker 6: but it's pretty awesome because I'm a method actor.
Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, no, it it really is allows me to
Speaker 12: do all the other things that you know, I do.
Speaker 6: I have a business, I write a lot, so it
Speaker 6: you're kind of done by noon.
Speaker 3: Oh you mean being on the show, Being on.
Speaker 6: On multi cam is the greatest gig of all time.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 6: And I'm working with George Lopez. He's very cool and
Speaker 6: if you haven't watched a show, there's a lot of
Speaker 6: real life trauma that he and his daughter are working out.
Speaker 6: So it's a very unique show and that you see
Speaker 6: things happening. Even in rehearsals. We were like, oh, this
Speaker 6: is very real and this is very emotional, and they're
Speaker 6: going through some stuff while they're making this thing, so
Speaker 6: it really is incredible.
Speaker 3: Wait wait, okay, so him and his daughter actually having.
Speaker 1: Oh he was.
Speaker 6: They were saying, he he you know, left her, they
Speaker 6: got divorced the mom and uh, you know, got divorced
Speaker 6: George and he took off and came back, and that's
Speaker 6: the premise of our show, right, But that's real life.
Speaker 4: So the show is literally lie therapy pretty much.
Speaker 6: No, it really is, and with a ton of jokes
Speaker 6: and it's very funny.
Speaker 4: It's like it's a month's still a real dealer with
Speaker 4: some heavy stuff.
Speaker 3: Dah.
Speaker 4: And I mean you did you know Joe Lopez before
Speaker 4: you got on the show.
Speaker 6: I was like, I had a mean Joe Green moment
Speaker 6: with him. That's an old reference for a lot of people,
Speaker 6: but he was his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Speaker 6: I knew friends of friends that were going and I
Speaker 6: was the only like young Latino stand up comedian there
Speaker 6: and he was doing a shot with all his buddies
Speaker 6: and gave me one of.
Speaker 3: These like I see you over there, oh g.
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh cool, And now I'm on
Speaker 6: the show. Now we're driving around in a golf court cart,
Speaker 6: you know, hanging out.
Speaker 4: And he's like a he's like a not just a
Speaker 4: Latino comedy legend, he's like a comedy legend.
Speaker 6: One of the comedy legends. He's uh, you know, he's
Speaker 6: selling out massive theaters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, how was the doing?
Speaker 6: Said?
Speaker 3: Is he cool?
Speaker 6: He's super cool. Now you're working with the zicon, you know,
Speaker 6: so he's like, hey, do it like this? And you're like, okay,
Speaker 6: the guy who's shot a tremendous of these shows yeah,
Speaker 6: I'll do it like that.
Speaker 3: And I mean the other thing is that you uh.
Speaker 6: Plus, I'm a stoner friend, right, I don't care how
Speaker 6: you want me to do it.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, oil weed becomes tax deductible at this point
Speaker 4: when you okay just for one Yeah, that is.
Speaker 6: Just smart my business managers.
Speaker 4: Last, Yeah, tax duct your weed on this. And also,
Speaker 4: you're living in Los Angele but you moved to Los Angeles.
Speaker 6: Correct, Yeah, from San Francisco.
Speaker 3: I moved in.
Speaker 6: You're raised to hate Los Angeles if you live in
Speaker 6: San Francisco.
Speaker 4: It's well, if you hate l A, it's probably you
Speaker 4: know there's some good news for you.
Speaker 6: I guess, well, no, it's it's I mean, some people
Speaker 6: are happy about it.
Speaker 3: That's what we're talking about. It's terrible. I mean I
Speaker 3: don't I think it's terrible. I say, if you hate anyway,
Speaker 3: so so is it?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 6: And I live in Pasadena, which is very adjacent to Altadena,
Speaker 6: and a lot of Pasadena burntdown. So it's a scary
Speaker 6: air qual horrible. They definitely need help. Still, so many
Speaker 6: people have been displaced. I know that we're watching this
Speaker 6: shot of Malibu and into the Palisades and you assume
Speaker 6: they're all fifteen twenty million dollar homes and there's just
Speaker 6: a lot of regular people who had all of their
Speaker 6: money in these houses. And it's it's this country's largest fire.
Speaker 6: It burned for seven days and is still burning. There's
Speaker 6: a new fire that just started up, so this isn't
Speaker 6: stopping anytime soon. And it's it's.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's historically bad. It's the worst fire.
Speaker 6: But the point I wanted to make is I love
Speaker 6: La moving down there. Every single type of person lives
Speaker 6: in Los Angeles. It really is incredible. Like there's no
Speaker 6: matter who you are, I guarantee you could find that
Speaker 6: community in La. Our population is comparable to the entire
Speaker 6: state of Georgia. So there is a really big city
Speaker 6: with a lot of different folks. So yes, I hate
Speaker 6: the Bieber smoothie drinking boot wearing superficial influencer that you
Speaker 6: imagine we all are, But.
Speaker 3: There's real people.
Speaker 6: There's a lot of great, real people.
Speaker 4: Well is it gonna in your assessment? I mean, you know,
Speaker 4: I guess is it gonna? Is it gonna come back
Speaker 4: you live?
Speaker 6: I mean, think about it. How can it not in
Speaker 6: a way where it's like been developed by like this
Speaker 6: large corporation because you can't have with as many homes
Speaker 6: or is burnt down. How could you have five hundred
Speaker 6: different contractors build these things where you're gonna get supplies
Speaker 6: from in the naplifiers in northern California. They're just getting checks.
Speaker 6: They're just getting that resolved, and so it's it's pretty upsetting.
Speaker 6: It's gonna be a long road back, and your mortgage
Speaker 6: doesn't go away. You have to still keep paying your
Speaker 6: mortgage on your burnt lot or the bank takes it.
Speaker 3: So it's a so no, it's not coming back.
Speaker 6: It's it's gonna take a long long time and hopefully
Speaker 6: the resources are there.
Speaker 4: To Well you're you're in LA and you said you
Speaker 4: told me before you came on the show that you
Speaker 4: could feel people kind of mobilizing.
Speaker 3: Oh to do it.
Speaker 6: That part has been absolutely incredible. The community has come
Speaker 6: together like I've never seen it. It's just somehow packing
Speaker 6: go bags really put.
Speaker 3: The lad into the work.
Speaker 4: Would you no, that's good news, But what like would
Speaker 4: you have thought that before you saw it happen? Would
Speaker 4: you ever have thought that LA could come together and cooperate?
Speaker 6: Well, it's really interesting. It's like yeah, La just really
Speaker 6: everyone stays in their own little bubble ye and so yeah,
Speaker 6: you don't see many people you know working together like this,
Speaker 6: and it's upsetting that it took a tragedy, but it
Speaker 6: really is unbelievable watching everybody come. I had a buddy
Speaker 6: in Vegas who owns a car dealership organized he dropped
Speaker 6: off five huge palets of water because the air is bad,
Speaker 6: the water is bad. Do you think about all of
Speaker 6: the things that have melted and are now in the
Speaker 6: atmosphere and they're now in the drinking water. People, they're
Speaker 6: telling us not to bathe in it for any extended
Speaker 6: period of time. You can't walk outside without a mask.
Speaker 6: Ash is on top of my house like you'd see
Speaker 6: sand that on a windshield at the beach.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think that's all the things I mean
Speaker 4: not being from America for me, Like sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's because there's there's so much resources here to help people,
Speaker 4: and there's the will. You know, there's good people on
Speaker 4: the ground in Los Angeles who live there, you know,
Speaker 4: face to face, but there's it feels like it's hot
Speaker 4: to coordinate everybody because no one trusts the government response
Speaker 4: and so you have this very inefficient kind of you know.
Speaker 3: I will tell you this.
Speaker 6: I think fifty percent of my block probably votes Republican.
Speaker 6: Those people would run down to my house in a heartbeat.
Speaker 3: Because you also vote Republican.
Speaker 1: Because I also.
Speaker 3: You've been you've been voluntearing with the Pasadena Jobs Center.
Speaker 6: Pasadenia Community Job Center is amazing. They had a thousand
Speaker 6: volunteers on the week yes for the La fires. So
Speaker 6: Pasadena Community Job Center can't say enough great things about it.
Speaker 6: Water food, so many people have been displaced, and I
Speaker 6: mean even I was on a brush clean up crew.
Speaker 6: So it's there's ash everywhere. That's me, Jay Hernaniz magnum p. I.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when you show up, you go, I'm on TV.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 6: Yeah, even with with a mask off, people are like,
Speaker 6: you're on TV.
Speaker 3: But it's also Los Angeles. It's like, yeah, everyone on TV.
Speaker 4: I was gonna come and help out, all right. Al
Speaker 4: was so good as you man, Chris, thank you so
Speaker 4: much for coming on the show. Thank you for giving
Speaker 4: me all the advice you did, and you came on.
Speaker 3: You are superlaying car When you came on and show
Speaker 3: I reappreciate it.
Speaker 4: I come have done without you, Lopez versus Lopez that
Speaker 4: strive to n be seen as available.
Speaker 3: Stream up, peacock, I'm mad with everybody. We're gonna take
Speaker 3: a quick break, but we're right back after be Hey,
Speaker 3: that's our show for tonight.
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Speaker 6: Lafe at Louisiana.
Speaker 3: And this is deep south.
Speaker 6: This is almost into the Gulf.
Speaker 1: I guess we're calling it goulf of America now here.
Speaker 3: That's snow down south.
Speaker 14: We talked about earlier on in the newscast and the
Speaker 14: Golf of mech the coast days, the Gulf of America.
Speaker 14: I guess whatever you're gonna call it now. Thanks to
Speaker 14: all of you that just wrote to me saying because
Speaker 14: I was talking about the Gulf of Mexico, Yeah, a
Speaker 14: lot of you are said Nope, it's Gulf of America.
Speaker 14: Might take a minute, right and switch that around in
Speaker 14: our thinking just a minute.
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