WEBVTT - #39: Soda Rants, Cargo Pants and Comic Sans 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:02.800 Brodie. What is it about Father's Day and people grilling 0:00:03.000 --> 0:00:04.840 like always Mother's Day? You gotta take the moment mother 0:00:06.440 --> 0:00:09.480 busiest day in America every year. Right, My father loves 0:00:09.880 --> 0:00:13.119 when I come home and I'm there in Brooklyn and 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:15.680 my father's growing those Omaha steaks. I have do the 0:00:15.720 --> 0:00:17.919 same thing. The benefit of it of cooking, I'll be 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:19.680 honest with you, is you get to eat them. I 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:23.239 like my meat rare, so while everyone's waiting for medium, 0:00:23.480 --> 0:00:26.680 I like the color piece off. Uh, make sure it's cooked. 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.200 So I'm already like four ounces in by the time 0:00:29.200 --> 0:00:32.040 that you know, anyone else gets their food. Dad's love 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:36.120 steak and especially the taste of Omaha steaks. And right 0:00:36.200 --> 0:00:39.760 now they're running a special seventy eight percent off. It's 0:00:39.800 --> 0:00:42.280 not even a special, it's an out wages steal by. 0:00:42.360 --> 0:00:44.400 You love a good bargain, I love I mean talking 0:00:44.440 --> 0:00:46.800 about this. I've got Omaha steaks in my freezer from 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:49.000 the last two boxes I ordered, but I feel like 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:51.000 at this price, I gotta order it again. Check what's 0:00:51.240 --> 0:00:53.240 in the box. I'm gonna get this from my dad 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:57.000 to tender filming yones too, beefy top surloins four chicken 0:00:57.000 --> 0:00:59.720 fried steaks. I love chicken fried steak. 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Go to Omaha Steaks dot com. 0:02:30.760 --> 0:02:34.120 Type in the keyword Brooklyn and the drop down click 0:02:34.200 --> 0:02:37.359 on Brooklyn Boys for your seventy eight percent off discount. 0:02:39.120 --> 0:02:48.360 Up that up, Brooklyn, Start up, Brooklyn Books Up. They're 0:02:48.360 --> 0:02:55.920 making noise dat up up episode. Imagining that with a 0:02:56.000 --> 0:02:58.640 question mark because I can't believe it? Do my eyes 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.320 deceive me? That the this episode forty of the Brooklyn 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:05.400 Boys Podcast. Um No, it's a nice round number, isn't 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.880 I like it? Yeah, I'm Scary Jones along with David Brody. 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:11.959 You could say whatever you want by scary Scary to 0:03:12.160 --> 0:03:14.679 I don't need to the fans say enough, let them talk, 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:18.800 keep going by the way, just to make everybody happy 0:03:18.800 --> 0:03:21.760 because it is brody and scary. Um, this is episode 0:03:21.800 --> 0:03:25.480 thirty nine. I'm gotting wrong, got it wrong, and we 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:27.920 need to do over on that. No, we're just gonna 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:31.440 keep this podcast is real. I'm rushing it. I'm rushing it. 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:34.760 I thought this was episode forty. Man, the next episode 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:37.160 of the episode forty. Yeah, hopefully we can get to one. 0:03:37.400 --> 0:03:39.800 Here's here's what I'm gonna say for episode thirty nine. 0:03:40.200 --> 0:03:43.240 You're getting the PEPSI rand. You're getting it today? Well, dude, 0:03:43.280 --> 0:03:45.200 you keep promising. I know. But here's what we do. 0:03:45.320 --> 0:03:47.280 And then it fizzles out. No, you and I go 0:03:47.360 --> 0:03:49.280 off and we start talking to Tangent. I see we 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:50.480 did that. You go you know, You and I go 0:03:50.520 --> 0:03:52.560 off on Tangents and then before we realize that it's 0:03:52.560 --> 0:03:54.200 an hour and ten minutes and we I gotta go. 0:03:55.720 --> 0:03:58.000 We don't right, I understand. But but what the listeners 0:03:58.000 --> 0:04:01.280 don't realize is we have ideas and things we want 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.080 to get to on the podcast. I've got two pages here, 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:06.480 I've got some stuff in front of me. The the 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:09.880 issue with it is, we just get into conversation and 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:13.720 we go we We don't really have like a checklist. 0:04:13.720 --> 0:04:15.520 I gotta say that, gotta do this, gotta see this 0:04:15.720 --> 0:04:19.240 kind often little things here. By the way, we just 0:04:19.279 --> 0:04:22.960 came back from Florida. We were at the eaton Rock Miami, uh, 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:26.960 and we had I don't know fifty listeners and their friends. 0:04:27.000 --> 0:04:29.680 It was a big, big party, great time, and a 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:32.279 lot of listeners came up to me and said, hey man, 0:04:32.400 --> 0:04:35.640 these rants, Uh, what's with your life? You know what's 0:04:35.640 --> 0:04:38.960 going on? And then and then one guy said to me, 0:04:40.279 --> 0:04:42.320 you make some of those up, right, Like you can't 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:45.280 possibly have that awful stuff happening all the time. I said, 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:47.520 my life would be much easier if I could sit 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:50.240 home and make this ship up. But I can't do 0:04:50.279 --> 0:04:52.520 that because I'm so busy yelling at people on the phone. 0:04:52.800 --> 0:04:54.960 Somebody said, oh, two weeks ago, they said, I hope 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:56.120 you have a lot of a lot of rants on 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:59.039 the next episode, and I said, we'll try. You know, 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:01.880 I don't know had a few ready, And that day 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:07.880 I had three customer service problems. It's also yeah, definitely, 0:05:08.240 --> 0:05:11.279 you know, I showed them the folder. I have a 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:14.279 notepad app on my phone like everybody does, and I 0:05:14.360 --> 0:05:16.839 opened it and I have a folder in there called rants, 0:05:17.279 --> 0:05:19.560 and I just I scrolled with my finger really fast. 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:21.520 They couldn't read it, but it kept going. It's like 0:05:21.560 --> 0:05:24.200 twelve pages of rants that I haven't done yet. And 0:05:24.279 --> 0:05:26.080 so I did prove to a bunch of people in 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.640 in Miami Beach this week, I'm ready to go. And 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:30.800 we met a lot of wonderful listeners. Thank you so much. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.159 And Brodie was getting all up in the club that 0:05:33.240 --> 0:05:38.360 last you were in Duck Club, you were in territory. Yeah, 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.719 I was like, kind of, I was. I was happy 0:05:40.720 --> 0:05:42.279 to see you. I was happy that you made it 0:05:42.320 --> 0:05:46.320 through the who the lovely lady with you Robin And 0:05:46.560 --> 0:05:48.640 a lot of listeners who are hardcore they were like, oh, 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.560 that's Robin, like they knew, and uh, we had a 0:05:51.600 --> 0:05:53.520 couple of listeners and they weren't asking her to hold 0:05:53.560 --> 0:05:55.279 the camera for a change, they were asking her to 0:05:55.279 --> 0:05:58.279 be in the pit. And you met those two girls, 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.800 one from West Virginia and one from South Carolina. Was 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:06.159 Marissa and Kayla quote me on it. Yeah, Kayla. Anyway, 0:06:06.520 --> 0:06:09.640 so in talking to them, they had vision envisioning their faces. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:12.400 They listened to the podcast so intently as as all 0:06:12.440 --> 0:06:15.240 of you guys do and everything that was going on 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:19.120 at the opening night party. They were knowing what I 0:06:19.160 --> 0:06:22.640 was gonna say, do and think. They were like right, 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:24.520 They're like, oh oh, So they brought over like a 0:06:24.760 --> 0:06:28.360 derbs and there was like, um, a little taco and 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:32.159 it had a little scanions on top. She says, excuse me, 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:35.520 he doesn't want those. He doesn't need skuyons. Like it's 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:37.920 like you had somebody there speaking and then I said something. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.640 She was, oh, that's because your daughters going to college. 0:06:39.640 --> 0:06:41.480 You know, that's because she knew. And I was like, 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:44.239 this is getting kind of weird, but in a flattering way. 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.839 But they knew everything. This was any other thing where 0:06:46.839 --> 0:06:48.200 we didn't have microphones in front of us and we 0:06:48.240 --> 0:06:50.000 weren't doing a podcast, I would say that would be 0:06:50.000 --> 0:06:52.560 really weird, right, but in this case it's not flatter. 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:55.520 We were at the club. The club parties was named 0:06:55.720 --> 0:06:58.520 Pretty Lounge. Pretty Lounge, uh, and we had a little 0:06:58.520 --> 0:07:00.839 back room party. It was just us and the listeners 0:07:00.839 --> 0:07:04.560 and their their guests and um, you know, I had 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.120 my one beer in my hand, but I didn't really 0:07:06.200 --> 0:07:09.400 drink it because it was what it was. And uh, 0:07:09.440 --> 0:07:14.080 I was wearing a I think gray and white shirt 0:07:14.960 --> 0:07:18.200 right with jeans whatever it was. And they in stacks 0:07:18.240 --> 0:07:22.440 had these um glass light up wrist bracelets that wrap 0:07:22.480 --> 0:07:24.200 around your wrist. They were all over the place. You 0:07:24.200 --> 0:07:25.600 could put them on your glass, you could put them 0:07:25.640 --> 0:07:27.840 on it was so dark, and those were the only 0:07:27.920 --> 0:07:31.119 lights in the room with these flash fast flashing wrist 0:07:31.160 --> 0:07:33.200 brace right, So I grabbed the one that matched my 0:07:33.200 --> 0:07:34.960 shirt because he was gonna have a seizure. Right. There 0:07:34.960 --> 0:07:37.360 was a white one that flashed like white and bluish gray, 0:07:37.960 --> 0:07:40.800 and then the orange one. So I'm wearing it. I'm like, oh, 0:07:40.880 --> 0:07:42.640 I feel like I'm in the club. Yeah, we were 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.160 all having epileptic fits because they were all going a 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:47.120 little a little bit on and off. And that was 0:07:47.160 --> 0:07:48.840 the lights. Nobody was making that noise. That was the 0:07:48.920 --> 0:07:50.800 lights lights. Yeah, that's the sound of the light if 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.280 the light could spend. And this guy comes over and 0:07:53.320 --> 0:07:56.080 he must have picked up three orange ones and he goes, 0:07:56.120 --> 0:07:58.680 it's the club was loud, you know, the club gets loud, 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:02.679 right um, and he says, hey, man, can I trade 0:08:02.720 --> 0:08:06.000 you one of my orange ones for that one? And 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:09.240 I said, well, because I had three orange ones, I 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:11.680 go no, no, I don't mean to be rude, but 0:08:11.720 --> 0:08:13.920 orange doesn't match what I'm wearing. Like I've had a 0:08:13.920 --> 0:08:16.320 metstrat on. I take the orange one. And he looked 0:08:16.320 --> 0:08:18.520 at me like, no, you're a dick, Like he wasn't 0:08:18.560 --> 0:08:20.480 one of our listeners. By the way he was. Uh, 0:08:20.960 --> 0:08:22.840 it was by the door to the outside area where 0:08:22.840 --> 0:08:25.360 everybody else was and uh he saw me, goes gonna 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.880 trade in orange. Yeah, man, this the white one is 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:30.240 obviously very popular and worth a lot of money. You 0:08:30.280 --> 0:08:31.760 can buy it on eBay for me in about a week. 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:34.920 But right now, but right now match my outfit. I 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:38.320 gave him a reason. I didn't just say no. So 0:08:38.400 --> 0:08:40.720 all in all, we had a wonderful time. Uh. You know, 0:08:40.800 --> 0:08:44.360 I noticed that at the pool party, the harder it rained, 0:08:44.440 --> 0:08:46.160 the more people went in the pool. That was the 0:08:46.160 --> 0:08:49.760 crazy thing we did. So we did the the event Thursday, right. 0:08:50.120 --> 0:08:52.679 It was indoors because it was little drizzly. Friday was 0:08:52.720 --> 0:08:55.840 beautiful Friday. Everyone could have done the morning show outside 0:08:56.120 --> 0:08:59.600 from retrospect, but we couldn't have planned possible rain. You 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:01.400 need to for ours to set up for our broadcast, 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.680 so we can't really make that prediction. So you know 0:09:03.679 --> 0:09:05.920 what better shape than some beautiful day coast boy. Josh 0:09:05.920 --> 0:09:09.240 and I were playing ping pong um uh in the 0:09:09.440 --> 0:09:14.000 grassy area outside my balcony. Um and so he beat 0:09:14.040 --> 0:09:17.120 me three games and then uh, two listeners came over. 0:09:17.160 --> 0:09:20.360 I believe it was Colleen and I want to say 0:09:20.440 --> 0:09:22.800 Jason could have been Jordan. I think was Jason and Colleen. 0:09:22.800 --> 0:09:24.760 They're the ones that played match game on the live 0:09:24.760 --> 0:09:29.760 broadcast and big mat fans, and Colleen says, hey, I'll 0:09:29.800 --> 0:09:31.680 play winners, and then I was like, okay, all right. 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:34.160 She was just wanting, you know, my husband's never beat me. 0:09:34.200 --> 0:09:36.880 I'm great now. You know, people say they're good, but 0:09:37.200 --> 0:09:42.040 you never know if Yeah, sports is your thing. Ping 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:47.240 pong is not a basketball I've seen it. Not football, 0:09:47.280 --> 0:09:50.600 not really a thing. Softball. Maybe if you just needed 0:09:50.600 --> 0:09:52.240 to hit and pull the ball the right field, you're 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:56.240 the best. Ping pong. Not it's not a sport. Okay, 0:09:56.240 --> 0:09:58.160 that's what you play. So Josh and I played for 0:09:58.200 --> 0:10:00.640 like an hour. Is not sport? Was sweating, and so 0:10:00.720 --> 0:10:03.319 he beats me. And um, we were playing with these 0:10:03.320 --> 0:10:06.040 really funky blue plastic paddles. They were really cool. You 0:10:06.080 --> 0:10:09.320 could spin with them anyway. So Colleen, after she comes over, 0:10:09.400 --> 0:10:11.600 she goes, who's winning, Like Josh, like I I won 0:10:11.640 --> 0:10:14.880 three times, but not like braggadoshery like we just you know, 0:10:14.960 --> 0:10:18.000 you just won? She said, can I play? I gotta 0:10:18.000 --> 0:10:20.520 warn you though, I'm really good, So the guy. So 0:10:20.600 --> 0:10:24.280 she plays Josh. She beats him. Oh my god. Josh 0:10:24.360 --> 0:10:25.960 was getting cocky with me a little bit, a little 0:10:25.960 --> 0:10:27.880 bit like I'm not bad, but a little bit, and 0:10:27.920 --> 0:10:30.000 he's looking at me during as he's getting beaten, and 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:32.720 he's going, now, she's really good. She's beating me, and 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:35.360 so she's like, whoa, I beat coastered boy Josh highlight 0:10:35.400 --> 0:10:37.840 on my vacation, right, So I have to play winners. 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:40.400 And so I'm like, I don't want to lose this 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.800 to this girl because she's really nice tweeting. Second, you 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:44.559 didn't let her win a little bit, like you didn't 0:10:44.559 --> 0:10:48.400 like have mercy on her or something. Beat she beat Josh. No, 0:10:48.920 --> 0:10:51.079 she's a Mets fan. She's used to losing. I'm a 0:10:51.120 --> 0:10:54.720 Mets fan. I can say that anyway, long story longer, 0:10:54.920 --> 0:10:57.960 I beat her, beat her, but that doesn't make you 0:10:58.000 --> 0:11:00.360 better than coasterboard. It just means I matched up better 0:11:00.400 --> 0:11:04.040 against against Colleen. So she's good, though, I gotta say 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:07.120 she is good. He's good. We had fun. But Friday 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:08.960 was great. It was sunny. You got a little sunburn 0:11:09.480 --> 0:11:11.160 and um yeah, so we had all the and the 0:11:11.160 --> 0:11:13.160 Neo event was indoors as well because we didn't know. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.600 We didn't want to. Saturday, we did the pool party 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:18.560 because for like half hour got sunny. Everybody ran outside, 0:11:18.600 --> 0:11:21.160 bathing suits everything, and we got into one of the pools. 0:11:21.200 --> 0:11:23.520 They have like four pools there. All right, it's a beautiful, 0:11:23.600 --> 0:11:26.040 beautiful resort, but it's not really resort. It's just a 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.480 it's it's a huge hotel with several pools. I gotta 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:30.000 say that it felt like a resort, like it was 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:32.160 really laid out nicely. It was good. I liked it. 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.199 I'm saying. There was a lot of place to walk around, restaurants, 0:11:34.320 --> 0:11:37.280 a lot of places to eat there. Yeah, they got 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:39.760 this all inclusive package, you know, at which we indulged in. 0:11:41.280 --> 0:11:43.640 Had a second hold on. I noticed you were taking 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:48.440 leftovers from there was this da, this wonderful local organic. 0:11:48.600 --> 0:11:52.400 This restaurant called Malibu Malibu Farmer is great and and 0:11:52.720 --> 0:11:55.960 they have this all inclusive package at the at the hotel. 0:11:55.960 --> 0:11:58.480 It's the only one in that area. Yeah, you can 0:11:59.559 --> 0:12:02.839 in my am me there, That's what I said. So, 0:12:03.400 --> 0:12:05.120 but but as far as my left okay, so he's 0:12:05.360 --> 0:12:07.920 left over. I went with Josh together take leftovers when 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:11.480 there's more tomorrow. This is more. Tell you why I 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:13.360 went with Josh. We went to Meliba Farm. We had 0:12:13.400 --> 0:12:18.080 a little He had fish tacos y um, and I 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:23.520 had a sausage roller teeny and like baked in a bread. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:25.960 It was like a stromboli but like I've never had before, 0:12:26.240 --> 0:12:29.920 with rogotta and mozzarella, a little red pepper. And I 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:32.240 couldn't decide between that and the corn, the barbecue corn 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:34.760 pizza that Elvis was raving. Oh my god, the best 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:36.920 corn pizza I ever had. So I'm like, well, I'll 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:39.360 tell you what. I'll take the pizza to go. I'll 0:12:39.360 --> 0:12:41.679 have that my room for later when I'm hungry. Pizza 0:12:41.679 --> 0:12:43.800 holds up, So that's why I did. I took the pizza. 0:12:44.040 --> 0:12:47.160 We do in all inclusives, though, we just take chances, right, 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:49.559 you know what, I can't choose between the shrimp and 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:51.920 the steaks. I'm going to have both. I had both 0:12:52.559 --> 0:12:55.440 and the corn pizza had like a uh like a crema, 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:58.160 like a crema cream sauce kind that was so good. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.000 But yeah, I didn't want to make a decision. That's 0:13:00.000 --> 0:13:02.160 but that's the whole point of going to all inclusives. 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:06.440 By the way, I gotta tell you this water tastes funny. 0:13:06.480 --> 0:13:09.800 What are you drinking? So I wanted a freaking bottle 0:13:09.840 --> 0:13:12.400 of water before we started the podcast. I drink water 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:14.160 out of the bottle. I drink bottle, so it took 0:13:14.160 --> 0:13:17.720 the last bottle, right, there was one bottle left, but 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:20.840 the next to last. But Elvis has a case of water, yeah, 0:13:20.880 --> 0:13:23.440 except two things. He had one like a twelve pack 0:13:23.480 --> 0:13:25.840 outside his door today. But we had we had multiple 0:13:25.880 --> 0:13:28.719 guests and then Bella Thorne, you know bell Thorn. Yes, 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:30.880 she's here doing an interview with some of the other 0:13:30.920 --> 0:13:33.000 DJs that work here. And I believe she had the 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:35.440 last water, which is fine, But on the other side 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:38.480 of the door there's more water. Now. I love lukewarm 0:13:38.520 --> 0:13:41.720 little but the last but the last time you went 0:13:41.720 --> 0:13:44.320 in Elvis's office. You gave away his tastes cookies to know. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:46.640 But the thing is big Eric. Nobody seems to have 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.520 a freaking key to his office. I just want a 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:50.839 bottle of water, so I had I was four. He's 0:13:50.880 --> 0:13:52.240 not gonna leave his door open like he did the 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:54.680 least time. I was forced Brody to get a cup 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:59.400 of water from the filtered water system at work. Push button. 0:13:59.679 --> 0:14:03.360 This something, there's something different. Maybe it's mind over matter. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:06.800 Because I'm drinking cold water out of a coffee cup 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:10.480 that came from machine. I just I feel like it's dirty. 0:14:10.640 --> 0:14:12.760 I just don't feel like it's as clean and pure 0:14:13.200 --> 0:14:16.280 as a bottle. I feel like water that's been bottled 0:14:16.280 --> 0:14:19.680 in the springs of You are water bottle bugee. By 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:23.080 the way, hashtag water bottle bugee. You are water bottle bougee. 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:25.480 You know New York has the best water in the country. 0:14:25.520 --> 0:14:27.960 You know it's a fact. Don't don't don't tweet us. 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.600 I don't trust the pipes that they don't tweet us 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:32.400 from Maine and tell me your water is better because 0:14:32.440 --> 0:14:35.320 you're not drinking that. I agree. I've seen those studies, Brodie. 0:14:35.640 --> 0:14:38.280 Every time New York tap water, not from the river, 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:41.920 not New York. I'm sure Nebrasky of gray water. I'm 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.120 sure you have to tweet us New York every year 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:47.000 wins best water in the National Water Contest. Yes, right, 0:14:47.000 --> 0:14:49.960 because it's got the right mixture in order to make 0:14:50.040 --> 0:14:53.360 it here into this building. You could make it anywhere 0:14:52.920 --> 0:14:57.320 through this system. I just the filtration system. I think 0:14:57.360 --> 0:15:01.680 there's something really weird with it. There's some filtered pipes 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:03.760 in the building that that's the thing. Well, that makes 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:06.880 clean water dirty, doesn't it. So I don't know. I'm 0:15:06.920 --> 0:15:08.520 just sitting here and I'm like, I just wish I 0:15:08.520 --> 0:15:10.200 had a bottle of water. So I am a water 0:15:10.240 --> 0:15:13.880 bottle bougie. What are you a water bottle? Um? Speaking 0:15:13.880 --> 0:15:16.200 of things that you are bougie about, we have a 0:15:16.240 --> 0:15:18.680 whole list. No, no, no, we have Do we have 0:15:18.680 --> 0:15:21.200 have time for this? I have some some peeves, some 0:15:21.240 --> 0:15:24.360 pet peeves. Not a rant yet, but some things that 0:15:24.400 --> 0:15:26.880 ticked me off in the past week. I got my 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:31.880 car washed last week before we went away, and there 0:15:31.960 --> 0:15:35.560 was a customer there, big heavy, said guy. He's the 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:37.000 kind of guy that like talks to her, but like 0:15:37.040 --> 0:15:40.880 he knows them. I didn't know them. So he's paying 0:15:40.960 --> 0:15:44.880 for the woman at the register and uh, she says, Oh, 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:49.200 how's your day going? And he goes another day in paradise, honey, 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:53.640 you know. So I'm like, okay, could you be more snarky? 0:15:53.720 --> 0:15:55.560 Well no, no, he was saying, like trying to be funny, 0:15:55.840 --> 0:15:59.640 like saying ship different day. Right. So he goes outside. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.960 Now he's waiting for his car to come through, and uh. 0:16:03.040 --> 0:16:05.080 The guy who who matches you up with your cars 0:16:05.240 --> 0:16:13.160 is uh uh, he's he's Hispanic gentleman and he says, um, uh, 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:15.360 which cars yours? I say, because I want you to 0:16:15.520 --> 0:16:17.680 tell I don't know their names. So there's another guy's 0:16:17.760 --> 0:16:20.040 two guys. The first gig goes, uh, what kind of 0:16:20.040 --> 0:16:22.680 car do you have? He says, tells him the kind 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:25.200 of car, and the guy goes, okay, everything good, and 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.320 he goes he says he says it again. He goes, yeah, 0:16:27.360 --> 0:16:33.720 it's another damn paradise boss, boss boss. Right. So then 0:16:34.840 --> 0:16:39.800 the guy who runs the place, right, he says, I, uh, 0:16:39.920 --> 0:16:44.960 your car's ready already had um uh civic, here's your 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:48.680 civic's ready? He says, uh as a look is a good. Yeah. 0:16:48.720 --> 0:16:51.200 He goes, all right, you have a good day, and 0:16:51.240 --> 0:16:54.200 he goes, yeah, you know, it's a damn paradise boss, 0:16:55.520 --> 0:16:59.920 So it's okay to say it once. You gotta have 0:17:00.120 --> 0:17:03.560 something else to say besides another day in baradise. Boss. 0:17:03.720 --> 0:17:06.679 Don't you do that though? Don't you have preconceived things 0:17:06.760 --> 0:17:09.520 or things to say you're talking to I'm just saying 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:12.080 when you don't want to, when you don't want to 0:17:12.119 --> 0:17:15.359 deal with people, don't have I speak less. Then I 0:17:15.400 --> 0:17:18.240 got all good, No, have a nice day. But come on, 0:17:18.280 --> 0:17:19.919 did he think you have nobody else hurt him? You 0:17:19.960 --> 0:17:22.639 don't have like a prefabricated line for the day that 0:17:22.680 --> 0:17:24.880 you're gonna you're gonna speak to. You're gonna tell people 0:17:24.920 --> 0:17:28.240 that are your acquaintances, you know, like like an elevator 0:17:28.280 --> 0:17:32.200 people another Monday. You don't have a rotation of stories. 0:17:32.400 --> 0:17:34.600 Everybody listening has a guy or a woman they work 0:17:34.640 --> 0:17:38.159 with who does that whole Oh you know, got a handcut, 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:39.600 got him all cut? What are you gonna do? You 0:17:39.640 --> 0:17:44.399 know those catchphrases, the oh, it's another hump day, another Wednesday. 0:17:44.960 --> 0:17:48.280 You know, another is coming up the elevator at five 0:17:48.280 --> 0:17:50.680 o'clock in the morning. It's like the five o'clock in 0:17:50.720 --> 0:17:53.000 the morning. Crew, when you're like in then elevator with 0:17:53.040 --> 0:17:55.320 strangers at that hour, have a good show. We have 0:17:55.320 --> 0:17:58.280 a good show. Have a good show. And you know 0:17:59.080 --> 0:18:01.280 it looks like today he's gonna be a beautiful one. 0:18:01.320 --> 0:18:03.399 Can't wait to run, run for the hills after the 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.560 show's over, you know, like you can't wait to get 0:18:05.560 --> 0:18:07.560 out of the the catchphrases. Yeah, this is the kind of guy. 0:18:07.680 --> 0:18:09.280 This is what I figured out. This is the kind 0:18:09.280 --> 0:18:11.720 of guy doesn't know anybody's names. He calls them like 0:18:11.800 --> 0:18:16.040 pal boss, chief chief. So I decided I'm gonna call 0:18:16.119 --> 0:18:19.200 him chief. So here's my first one for the show. 0:18:19.840 --> 0:18:22.639 Hashtag f you chief, f you. Yeah, you know what, 0:18:22.640 --> 0:18:26.639 another day in Paradise, chief you f you stop it. 0:18:27.600 --> 0:18:30.280 Here's you gotta look around and make sure that David Brodie, 0:18:30.880 --> 0:18:33.400 whoever that someone else doesn't hear you say the same 0:18:33.400 --> 0:18:36.720 thing three times. No, damn Paradise. But just take your 0:18:36.720 --> 0:18:38.840 car and get the f out, Take you a little 0:18:38.880 --> 0:18:41.600 civic and drive wherever your day in Paradise is and 0:18:41.640 --> 0:18:45.760 go there Paradise, damn Paradise, like he wants anybody go. Ha, 0:18:46.200 --> 0:18:49.720 that's funny because it's not right. Yeah, shut up and 0:18:49.760 --> 0:18:54.520 get your car clean to get out. I'm also I'm 0:18:54.560 --> 0:18:56.240 also gonna complain a little bit about itim as a 0:18:56.359 --> 0:19:00.280 sign on the Garden State Parkway. Parkway is a major talkway. 0:19:00.280 --> 0:19:02.639 It's a all road in New Jersey, runs north south 0:19:02.840 --> 0:19:07.200 and they have rest stops. Right. I want to get 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:08.840 the name right because I don't want to. I don't 0:19:08.840 --> 0:19:11.800 want to. God forbid, I miss quote these bastards. Uh 0:19:11.840 --> 0:19:13.399 where is it here? So you know, I like to 0:19:13.480 --> 0:19:15.800 have to sign like this. McDonald's is a roy Rogers. 0:19:16.040 --> 0:19:18.080 They tell you the restaurants that are located in there. 0:19:18.359 --> 0:19:20.600 Anyone who lives in New Jersey who's seen this, you've 0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:23.280 gotta be thinking the same thing. It says original Pizza 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:27.479 of Boston. That makes no sense because, first of all, 0:19:27.560 --> 0:19:30.840 is this some dispute over who's the original pizza Boston 0:19:31.000 --> 0:19:33.080 that they have to be the original? One second of 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:36.760 all's New Jersey. I'll give a funk about Boston pizza. 0:19:37.000 --> 0:19:40.200