Speaker 1: Brodie. What is it about Father's Day and people grilling
Speaker 1: like always Mother's Day? You gotta take the moment mother
Speaker 1: busiest day in America every year. Right, My father loves
Speaker 1: when I come home and I'm there in Brooklyn and
Speaker 1: my father's growing those Omaha steaks. I have do the
Speaker 1: same thing. The benefit of it of cooking, I'll be
Speaker 1: honest with you, is you get to eat them. I
Speaker 1: like my meat rare, so while everyone's waiting for medium,
Speaker 1: I like the color piece off. Uh, make sure it's cooked.
Speaker 1: So I'm already like four ounces in by the time
Speaker 1: that you know, anyone else gets their food. Dad's love
Speaker 1: steak and especially the taste of Omaha steaks. And right
Speaker 1: now they're running a special seventy eight percent off. It's
Speaker 1: not even a special, it's an out wages steal by.
Speaker 1: You love a good bargain, I love I mean talking
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Speaker 1: the last two boxes I ordered, but I feel like
Speaker 1: at this price, I gotta order it again. Check what's
Speaker 1: in the box. I'm gonna get this from my dad
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Speaker 1: I mean, this whole box is just right now. But
Speaker 1: you can't even go out for a steak dinner for that.
Speaker 1: By the way, Uh, you think about what you pay
Speaker 1: for a steak dinner. You and I have had conversations
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Speaker 1: Up that up, Brooklyn, Start up, Brooklyn Books Up. They're
Speaker 1: making noise dat up up episode. Imagining that with a
Speaker 1: question mark because I can't believe it? Do my eyes
Speaker 1: deceive me? That the this episode forty of the Brooklyn
Speaker 1: Boys Podcast. Um No, it's a nice round number, isn't
Speaker 1: I like it? Yeah, I'm Scary Jones along with David Brody.
Speaker 1: You could say whatever you want by scary Scary to
Speaker 1: I don't need to the fans say enough, let them talk,
Speaker 1: keep going by the way, just to make everybody happy
Speaker 1: because it is brody and scary. Um, this is episode
Speaker 1: thirty nine. I'm gotting wrong, got it wrong, and we
Speaker 1: need to do over on that. No, we're just gonna
Speaker 1: keep this podcast is real. I'm rushing it. I'm rushing it.
Speaker 1: I thought this was episode forty. Man, the next episode
Speaker 1: of the episode forty. Yeah, hopefully we can get to one.
Speaker 1: Here's here's what I'm gonna say for episode thirty nine.
Speaker 1: You're getting the PEPSI rand. You're getting it today? Well, dude,
Speaker 1: you keep promising. I know. But here's what we do.
Speaker 1: And then it fizzles out. No, you and I go
Speaker 1: off and we start talking to Tangent. I see we
Speaker 1: did that. You go you know, You and I go
Speaker 1: off on Tangents and then before we realize that it's
Speaker 1: an hour and ten minutes and we I gotta go.
Speaker 1: We don't right, I understand. But but what the listeners
Speaker 1: don't realize is we have ideas and things we want
Speaker 1: to get to on the podcast. I've got two pages here,
Speaker 1: I've got some stuff in front of me. The the
Speaker 1: issue with it is, we just get into conversation and
Speaker 1: we go we We don't really have like a checklist.
Speaker 1: I gotta say that, gotta do this, gotta see this
Speaker 1: kind often little things here. By the way, we just
Speaker 1: came back from Florida. We were at the eaton Rock Miami, uh,
Speaker 1: and we had I don't know fifty listeners and their friends.
Speaker 1: It was a big, big party, great time, and a
Speaker 1: lot of listeners came up to me and said, hey man,
Speaker 1: these rants, Uh, what's with your life? You know what's
Speaker 1: going on? And then and then one guy said to me,
Speaker 1: you make some of those up, right, Like you can't
Speaker 1: possibly have that awful stuff happening all the time. I said,
Speaker 1: my life would be much easier if I could sit
Speaker 1: home and make this ship up. But I can't do
Speaker 1: that because I'm so busy yelling at people on the phone.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, oh, two weeks ago, they said, I hope
Speaker 1: you have a lot of a lot of rants on
Speaker 1: the next episode, and I said, we'll try. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't know had a few ready, And that day
Speaker 1: I had three customer service problems. It's also yeah, definitely,
Speaker 1: you know, I showed them the folder. I have a
Speaker 1: notepad app on my phone like everybody does, and I
Speaker 1: opened it and I have a folder in there called rants,
Speaker 1: and I just I scrolled with my finger really fast.
Speaker 1: They couldn't read it, but it kept going. It's like
Speaker 1: twelve pages of rants that I haven't done yet. And
Speaker 1: so I did prove to a bunch of people in
Speaker 1: in Miami Beach this week, I'm ready to go. And
Speaker 1: we met a lot of wonderful listeners. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: And Brodie was getting all up in the club that
Speaker 1: last you were in Duck Club, you were in territory. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, kind of, I was. I was happy
Speaker 1: to see you. I was happy that you made it
Speaker 1: through the who the lovely lady with you Robin And
Speaker 1: a lot of listeners who are hardcore they were like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's Robin, like they knew, and uh, we had a
Speaker 1: couple of listeners and they weren't asking her to hold
Speaker 1: the camera for a change, they were asking her to
Speaker 1: be in the pit. And you met those two girls,
Speaker 1: one from West Virginia and one from South Carolina. Was
Speaker 1: Marissa and Kayla quote me on it. Yeah, Kayla. Anyway,
Speaker 1: so in talking to them, they had vision envisioning their faces.
Speaker 1: They listened to the podcast so intently as as all
Speaker 1: of you guys do and everything that was going on
Speaker 1: at the opening night party. They were knowing what I
Speaker 1: was gonna say, do and think. They were like right,
Speaker 1: They're like, oh oh, So they brought over like a
Speaker 1: derbs and there was like, um, a little taco and
Speaker 1: it had a little scanions on top. She says, excuse me,
Speaker 1: he doesn't want those. He doesn't need skuyons. Like it's
Speaker 1: like you had somebody there speaking and then I said something.
Speaker 1: She was, oh, that's because your daughters going to college.
Speaker 1: You know, that's because she knew. And I was like,
Speaker 1: this is getting kind of weird, but in a flattering way.
Speaker 1: But they knew everything. This was any other thing where
Speaker 1: we didn't have microphones in front of us and we
Speaker 1: weren't doing a podcast, I would say that would be
Speaker 1: really weird, right, but in this case it's not flatter.
Speaker 1: We were at the club. The club parties was named
Speaker 1: Pretty Lounge. Pretty Lounge, uh, and we had a little
Speaker 1: back room party. It was just us and the listeners
Speaker 1: and their their guests and um, you know, I had
Speaker 1: my one beer in my hand, but I didn't really
Speaker 1: drink it because it was what it was. And uh,
Speaker 1: I was wearing a I think gray and white shirt
Speaker 1: right with jeans whatever it was. And they in stacks
Speaker 1: had these um glass light up wrist bracelets that wrap
Speaker 1: around your wrist. They were all over the place. You
Speaker 1: could put them on your glass, you could put them
Speaker 1: on it was so dark, and those were the only
Speaker 1: lights in the room with these flash fast flashing wrist
Speaker 1: brace right, So I grabbed the one that matched my
Speaker 1: shirt because he was gonna have a seizure. Right. There
Speaker 1: was a white one that flashed like white and bluish gray,
Speaker 1: and then the orange one. So I'm wearing it. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm in the club. Yeah, we were
Speaker 1: all having epileptic fits because they were all going a
Speaker 1: little a little bit on and off. And that was
Speaker 1: the lights. Nobody was making that noise. That was the
Speaker 1: lights lights. Yeah, that's the sound of the light if
Speaker 1: the light could spend. And this guy comes over and
Speaker 1: he must have picked up three orange ones and he goes,
Speaker 1: it's the club was loud, you know, the club gets loud,
Speaker 1: right um, and he says, hey, man, can I trade
Speaker 1: you one of my orange ones for that one? And
Speaker 1: I said, well, because I had three orange ones, I
Speaker 1: go no, no, I don't mean to be rude, but
Speaker 1: orange doesn't match what I'm wearing. Like I've had a
Speaker 1: metstrat on. I take the orange one. And he looked
Speaker 1: at me like, no, you're a dick, Like he wasn't
Speaker 1: one of our listeners. By the way he was. Uh,
Speaker 1: it was by the door to the outside area where
Speaker 1: everybody else was and uh he saw me, goes gonna
Speaker 1: trade in orange. Yeah, man, this the white one is
Speaker 1: obviously very popular and worth a lot of money. You
Speaker 1: can buy it on eBay for me in about a week.
Speaker 1: But right now, but right now match my outfit. I
Speaker 1: gave him a reason. I didn't just say no. So
Speaker 1: all in all, we had a wonderful time. Uh. You know,
Speaker 1: I noticed that at the pool party, the harder it rained,
Speaker 1: the more people went in the pool. That was the
Speaker 1: crazy thing we did. So we did the the event Thursday, right.
Speaker 1: It was indoors because it was little drizzly. Friday was
Speaker 1: beautiful Friday. Everyone could have done the morning show outside
Speaker 1: from retrospect, but we couldn't have planned possible rain. You
Speaker 1: need to for ours to set up for our broadcast,
Speaker 1: so we can't really make that prediction. So you know
Speaker 1: what better shape than some beautiful day coast boy. Josh
Speaker 1: and I were playing ping pong um uh in the
Speaker 1: grassy area outside my balcony. Um and so he beat
Speaker 1: me three games and then uh, two listeners came over.
Speaker 1: I believe it was Colleen and I want to say
Speaker 1: Jason could have been Jordan. I think was Jason and Colleen.
Speaker 1: They're the ones that played match game on the live
Speaker 1: broadcast and big mat fans, and Colleen says, hey, I'll
Speaker 1: play winners, and then I was like, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: She was just wanting, you know, my husband's never beat me.
Speaker 1: I'm great now. You know, people say they're good, but
Speaker 1: you never know if Yeah, sports is your thing. Ping
Speaker 1: pong is not a basketball I've seen it. Not football,
Speaker 1: not really a thing. Softball. Maybe if you just needed
Speaker 1: to hit and pull the ball the right field, you're
Speaker 1: the best. Ping pong. Not it's not a sport. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's what you play. So Josh and I played for
Speaker 1: like an hour. Is not sport? Was sweating, and so
Speaker 1: he beats me. And um, we were playing with these
Speaker 1: really funky blue plastic paddles. They were really cool. You
Speaker 1: could spin with them anyway. So Colleen, after she comes over,
Speaker 1: she goes, who's winning, Like Josh, like I I won
Speaker 1: three times, but not like braggadoshery like we just you know,
Speaker 1: you just won? She said, can I play? I gotta
Speaker 1: warn you though, I'm really good, So the guy. So
Speaker 1: she plays Josh. She beats him. Oh my god. Josh
Speaker 1: was getting cocky with me a little bit, a little
Speaker 1: bit like I'm not bad, but a little bit, and
Speaker 1: he's looking at me during as he's getting beaten, and
Speaker 1: he's going, now, she's really good. She's beating me, and
Speaker 1: so she's like, whoa, I beat coastered boy Josh highlight
Speaker 1: on my vacation, right, So I have to play winners.
Speaker 1: And so I'm like, I don't want to lose this
Speaker 1: to this girl because she's really nice tweeting. Second, you
Speaker 1: didn't let her win a little bit, like you didn't
Speaker 1: like have mercy on her or something. Beat she beat Josh. No,
Speaker 1: she's a Mets fan. She's used to losing. I'm a
Speaker 1: Mets fan. I can say that anyway, long story longer,
Speaker 1: I beat her, beat her, but that doesn't make you
Speaker 1: better than coasterboard. It just means I matched up better
Speaker 1: against against Colleen. So she's good, though, I gotta say
Speaker 1: she is good. He's good. We had fun. But Friday
Speaker 1: was great. It was sunny. You got a little sunburn
Speaker 1: and um yeah, so we had all the and the
Speaker 1: Neo event was indoors as well because we didn't know.
Speaker 1: We didn't want to. Saturday, we did the pool party
Speaker 1: because for like half hour got sunny. Everybody ran outside,
Speaker 1: bathing suits everything, and we got into one of the pools.
Speaker 1: They have like four pools there. All right, it's a beautiful,
Speaker 1: beautiful resort, but it's not really resort. It's just a
Speaker 1: it's it's a huge hotel with several pools. I gotta
Speaker 1: say that it felt like a resort, like it was
Speaker 1: really laid out nicely. It was good. I liked it.
Speaker 1: I'm saying. There was a lot of place to walk around, restaurants,
Speaker 1: a lot of places to eat there. Yeah, they got
Speaker 1: this all inclusive package, you know, at which we indulged in.
Speaker 1: Had a second hold on. I noticed you were taking
Speaker 1: leftovers from there was this da, this wonderful local organic.
Speaker 1: This restaurant called Malibu Malibu Farmer is great and and
Speaker 1: they have this all inclusive package at the at the hotel.
Speaker 1: It's the only one in that area. Yeah, you can
Speaker 1: in my am me there, That's what I said. So,
Speaker 1: but but as far as my left okay, so he's
Speaker 1: left over. I went with Josh together take leftovers when
Speaker 1: there's more tomorrow. This is more. Tell you why I
Speaker 1: went with Josh. We went to Meliba Farm. We had
Speaker 1: a little He had fish tacos y um, and I
Speaker 1: had a sausage roller teeny and like baked in a bread.
Speaker 1: It was like a stromboli but like I've never had before,
Speaker 1: with rogotta and mozzarella, a little red pepper. And I
Speaker 1: couldn't decide between that and the corn, the barbecue corn
Speaker 1: pizza that Elvis was raving. Oh my god, the best
Speaker 1: corn pizza I ever had. So I'm like, well, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what. I'll take the pizza to go. I'll
Speaker 1: have that my room for later when I'm hungry. Pizza
Speaker 1: holds up, So that's why I did. I took the pizza.
Speaker 1: We do in all inclusives, though, we just take chances, right,
Speaker 1: you know what, I can't choose between the shrimp and
Speaker 1: the steaks. I'm going to have both. I had both
Speaker 1: and the corn pizza had like a uh like a crema,
Speaker 1: like a crema cream sauce kind that was so good.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I didn't want to make a decision. That's
Speaker 1: but that's the whole point of going to all inclusives.
Speaker 1: By the way, I gotta tell you this water tastes funny.
Speaker 1: What are you drinking? So I wanted a freaking bottle
Speaker 1: of water before we started the podcast. I drink water
Speaker 1: out of the bottle. I drink bottle, so it took
Speaker 1: the last bottle, right, there was one bottle left, but
Speaker 1: the next to last. But Elvis has a case of water, yeah,
Speaker 1: except two things. He had one like a twelve pack
Speaker 1: outside his door today. But we had we had multiple
Speaker 1: guests and then Bella Thorne, you know bell Thorn. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's here doing an interview with some of the other
Speaker 1: DJs that work here. And I believe she had the
Speaker 1: last water, which is fine, But on the other side
Speaker 1: of the door there's more water. Now. I love lukewarm
Speaker 1: little but the last but the last time you went
Speaker 1: in Elvis's office. You gave away his tastes cookies to know.
Speaker 1: But the thing is big Eric. Nobody seems to have
Speaker 1: a freaking key to his office. I just want a
Speaker 1: bottle of water, so I had I was four. He's
Speaker 1: not gonna leave his door open like he did the
Speaker 1: least time. I was forced Brody to get a cup
Speaker 1: of water from the filtered water system at work. Push button.
Speaker 1: This something, there's something different. Maybe it's mind over matter.
Speaker 1: Because I'm drinking cold water out of a coffee cup
Speaker 1: that came from machine. I just I feel like it's dirty.
Speaker 1: I just don't feel like it's as clean and pure
Speaker 1: as a bottle. I feel like water that's been bottled
Speaker 1: in the springs of You are water bottle bugee. By
Speaker 1: the way, hashtag water bottle bugee. You are water bottle bougee.
Speaker 1: You know New York has the best water in the country.
Speaker 1: You know it's a fact. Don't don't don't tweet us.
Speaker 1: I don't trust the pipes that they don't tweet us
Speaker 1: from Maine and tell me your water is better because
Speaker 1: you're not drinking that. I agree. I've seen those studies, Brodie.
Speaker 1: Every time New York tap water, not from the river,
Speaker 1: not New York. I'm sure Nebrasky of gray water. I'm
Speaker 1: sure you have to tweet us New York every year
Speaker 1: wins best water in the National Water Contest. Yes, right,
Speaker 1: because it's got the right mixture in order to make
Speaker 1: it here into this building. You could make it anywhere
Speaker 1: through this system. I just the filtration system. I think
Speaker 1: there's something really weird with it. There's some filtered pipes
Speaker 1: in the building that that's the thing. Well, that makes
Speaker 1: clean water dirty, doesn't it. So I don't know. I'm
Speaker 1: just sitting here and I'm like, I just wish I
Speaker 1: had a bottle of water. So I am a water
Speaker 1: bottle bougie. What are you a water bottle? Um? Speaking
Speaker 1: of things that you are bougie about, we have a
Speaker 1: whole list. No, no, no, we have Do we have
Speaker 1: have time for this? I have some some peeves, some
Speaker 1: pet peeves. Not a rant yet, but some things that
Speaker 1: ticked me off in the past week. I got my
Speaker 1: car washed last week before we went away, and there
Speaker 1: was a customer there, big heavy, said guy. He's the
Speaker 1: kind of guy that like talks to her, but like
Speaker 1: he knows them. I didn't know them. So he's paying
Speaker 1: for the woman at the register and uh, she says, Oh,
Speaker 1: how's your day going? And he goes another day in paradise, honey,
Speaker 1: you know. So I'm like, okay, could you be more snarky?
Speaker 1: Well no, no, he was saying, like trying to be funny,
Speaker 1: like saying ship different day. Right. So he goes outside.
Speaker 1: Now he's waiting for his car to come through, and uh.
Speaker 1: The guy who who matches you up with your cars
Speaker 1: is uh uh, he's he's Hispanic gentleman and he says, um, uh,
Speaker 1: which cars yours? I say, because I want you to
Speaker 1: tell I don't know their names. So there's another guy's
Speaker 1: two guys. The first gig goes, uh, what kind of
Speaker 1: car do you have? He says, tells him the kind
Speaker 1: of car, and the guy goes, okay, everything good, and
Speaker 1: he goes he says he says it again. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's another damn paradise boss, boss boss. Right. So then
Speaker 1: the guy who runs the place, right, he says, I, uh,
Speaker 1: your car's ready already had um uh civic, here's your
Speaker 1: civic's ready? He says, uh as a look is a good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He goes, all right, you have a good day, and
Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, you know, it's a damn paradise boss,
Speaker 1: So it's okay to say it once. You gotta have
Speaker 1: something else to say besides another day in baradise. Boss.
Speaker 1: Don't you do that though? Don't you have preconceived things
Speaker 1: or things to say you're talking to I'm just saying
Speaker 1: when you don't want to, when you don't want to
Speaker 1: deal with people, don't have I speak less. Then I
Speaker 1: got all good, No, have a nice day. But come on,
Speaker 1: did he think you have nobody else hurt him? You
Speaker 1: don't have like a prefabricated line for the day that
Speaker 1: you're gonna you're gonna speak to. You're gonna tell people
Speaker 1: that are your acquaintances, you know, like like an elevator
Speaker 1: people another Monday. You don't have a rotation of stories.
Speaker 1: Everybody listening has a guy or a woman they work
Speaker 1: with who does that whole Oh you know, got a handcut,
Speaker 1: got him all cut? What are you gonna do? You
Speaker 1: know those catchphrases, the oh, it's another hump day, another Wednesday.
Speaker 1: You know, another is coming up the elevator at five
Speaker 1: o'clock in the morning. It's like the five o'clock in
Speaker 1: the morning. Crew, when you're like in then elevator with
Speaker 1: strangers at that hour, have a good show. We have
Speaker 1: a good show. Have a good show. And you know
Speaker 1: it looks like today he's gonna be a beautiful one.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to run, run for the hills after the
Speaker 1: show's over, you know, like you can't wait to get
Speaker 1: out of the the catchphrases. Yeah, this is the kind of guy.
Speaker 1: This is what I figured out. This is the kind
Speaker 1: of guy doesn't know anybody's names. He calls them like
Speaker 1: pal boss, chief chief. So I decided I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: him chief. So here's my first one for the show.
Speaker 1: Hashtag f you chief, f you. Yeah, you know what,
Speaker 1: another day in Paradise, chief you f you stop it.
Speaker 1: Here's you gotta look around and make sure that David Brodie,
Speaker 1: whoever that someone else doesn't hear you say the same
Speaker 1: thing three times. No, damn Paradise. But just take your
Speaker 1: car and get the f out, Take you a little
Speaker 1: civic and drive wherever your day in Paradise is and
Speaker 1: go there Paradise, damn Paradise, like he wants anybody go. Ha,
Speaker 1: that's funny because it's not right. Yeah, shut up and
Speaker 1: get your car clean to get out. I'm also I'm
Speaker 1: also gonna complain a little bit about itim as a
Speaker 1: sign on the Garden State Parkway. Parkway is a major talkway.
Speaker 1: It's a all road in New Jersey, runs north south
Speaker 1: and they have rest stops. Right. I want to get
Speaker 1: the name right because I don't want to. I don't
Speaker 1: want to. God forbid, I miss quote these bastards. Uh
Speaker 1: where is it here? So you know, I like to
Speaker 1: have to sign like this. McDonald's is a roy Rogers.
Speaker 1: They tell you the restaurants that are located in there.
Speaker 1: Anyone who lives in New Jersey who's seen this, you've
Speaker 1: gotta be thinking the same thing. It says original Pizza
Speaker 1: of Boston. That makes no sense because, first of all,
Speaker 1: is this some dispute over who's the original pizza Boston
Speaker 1: that they have to be the original? One second of
Speaker 1: all's New Jersey. I'll give a funk about Boston pizza.
Speaker 1: And even the Boston had Pizza, had Boston Market even
Speaker 1: become popular around the country outside of it was Boston
Speaker 1: Chicken back into the chicken they created in Boston. That's fine,
Speaker 1: but wait a second, hold on, we care about Kentucky
Speaker 1: Fried Chicken. I mean, that's a national change, that's a
Speaker 1: national chain. But that's because Jersey isn't known for their
Speaker 1: fried chicken. Right, New Jersey and New York are known
Speaker 1: for the pizza. Don't bring me Boston Pizza on my
Speaker 1: Garden State Parkway. Jersey is the Garden State, by the way,
Speaker 1: so it's our Jersey nicknamed. So you're thinking that these
Speaker 1: people have no business. You know, it's like Stacy's Pizza.
Speaker 1: We're talking about Stacy Pizza pizza. Right, It's like, Wow, big,
Speaker 1: big deal, big deal Boston Pizza. We got an entire state.
Speaker 1: You put clanch out on it. Where do you put
Speaker 1: big beans on it? The funk out of here? Boston Pizza.
Speaker 1: Fuck you, Boston Pizza, Original Boston Pizza, Original Boston Pizza.
Speaker 1: I need a better I need a better place to
Speaker 1: get pizza on that's unarrested home. I take a look.
Speaker 1: I want to see what they offer. They offer pizza.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what else they have. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: find it now. I want to see what that what
Speaker 1: makes them great? This is the listen. I'm not I'm
Speaker 1: not a Yankee fan, you know that, But since when
Speaker 1: the people in New Jersey you give a damn by
Speaker 1: anything from Boston. So I take it this place is
Speaker 1: gonna close up shop it is now. Well, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what. They got a four point two rating in
Speaker 1: Google from w from who in the New York Oh? Please?
Speaker 1: Oh there's one in there's one in a Storia. You
Speaker 1: know what us. Hold on, if you're from Philadelphia, I
Speaker 1: want you to tweet me at David Underscore, Brody at
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys, WTF at Scary Jones? Tweet the three of us.
Speaker 1: If you saw original Philly Key Steaks of Boston, would
Speaker 1: you go there? No? You wouldn't, No you would. So
Speaker 1: it looks like they offer some sallets in Miami, Original
Speaker 1: Stone Trap legs of Boston. F that you're not eating it? Oh,
Speaker 1: here we go. Boston pizza. They offer on their menu
Speaker 1: Hawaiian pizza with Hammond pineapple. Not pizza. They offer broccoli
Speaker 1: and chicken pizza. I'm out beef and veggie pizza. Why
Speaker 1: would you combine those two? Hold on, here's one bacon
Speaker 1: chicken sausage in Hallapeen. Here it's a joke, it's a spoof.
Speaker 1: It's a parody of pizza places. Oh, but then they
Speaker 1: order chicken kebab platters if you want for dinner. Nothing
Speaker 1: says pizza like a chicken gyro platters. Okay, chicken fingers,
Speaker 1: stop it, I'll go on. They have Yeah, it doesn't
Speaker 1: seem like they specialized in pizza. They have is at
Speaker 1: this point? You know what? Do they have any locations
Speaker 1: in Boston? Anyone? Is there one location in Boston? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Boston Pizza locations near me? And wow, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of them. And there are chained dude, yeah, there are.
Speaker 1: They should be chained around the door so you can't
Speaker 1: get in f them. Who is that for? People driving
Speaker 1: on the on the on the Parkway, Boston, Boston, Florida.
Speaker 1: Here's one in Montclair. I don't a that is there
Speaker 1: one in Boston. I'm looking, I don't see one original.
Speaker 1: Here's one original pizza of Boston. We are met serving Massachusetts,
Speaker 1: Rhode Island, Connecticut, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, New York, New Jersey,
Speaker 1: and beyond. Now they're not serving New York. Nobody from
Speaker 1: New York is going, hey, Matt, what do you want
Speaker 1: for dinner? And Nigi yet? And you and the mother's going, oh, Anthony,
Speaker 1: why don't you gonna stop off at Original Pizza Boston
Speaker 1: and get me like clam chowder slice. Yeah, nobody's doing that.
Speaker 1: Agree with you on that? That's pretty you know what
Speaker 1: that is. That's a front for organized crime. That's what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. And by the way, I'm just saying as
Speaker 1: a joke, don't get him. Let's call them, no call, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get him on the phone and ask them where
Speaker 1: they're from. And it's I'm gonna call him right now.
Speaker 1: I tell him I want to I'll clam Chowder Pie
Speaker 1: should call him? Yeah, I want to clamp Chowder Pizza.
Speaker 1: We're gonna send Why are they the original Pizza? And
Speaker 1: let me ask you a question, And when they were
Speaker 1: in Boston? Is that name Original Pizza Boston? Why would
Speaker 1: you name meself that in Boston? They don't have a
Speaker 1: phone number, contact us by email address only give me
Speaker 1: a break. They don't want to talk to people original.
Speaker 1: It just gets me upset. Wherever you live, you got
Speaker 1: a thing, right, you got something that your your neighborhoods
Speaker 1: known for. You know, you don't you don't think they
Speaker 1: should own it? Like like like you don't you don't think
Speaker 1: anybody else has the right to make cheese steaks. Is
Speaker 1: that what you're saying. No, I'm saying if you're in
Speaker 1: Boston and you have original cheese steaks of Boston, god
Speaker 1: bless you. But if I don't put one on Center Street,
Speaker 1: if I live outside of Maryland, I can't make crab
Speaker 1: crab cakes. You can make crab cakes, but you can't
Speaker 1: have Nebraska crab cakes in Maryland. Oh well, they're landlocked
Speaker 1: over there. So that's my point. I don't think that
Speaker 1: you'd find that. But pizza's universal. I mean, I know, Listen,
Speaker 1: people make an argument there are there are a number
Speaker 1: of states in this country. You do not want to
Speaker 1: eat pizza. I'll tell you one that you do. And
Speaker 1: no offense to New York, New Jersey. Let me think
Speaker 1: out of the box here, Connecticut, New Haven pizza. Connecticut's
Speaker 1: got good pizza. But I can assure you that those
Speaker 1: people have family in New York, not Boston. Yeah, no,
Speaker 1: and I can I'm not saying that maybe New Yorker
Speaker 1: is a nice Italian family didn't move up to Listen,
Speaker 1: Boston has an lovely Italian community. A lot of Italians
Speaker 1: in Boston, a lot of Irish and Boston let me
Speaker 1: tell you. I love Boston. Let me tell you, but
Speaker 1: don't try to tell me. I'm just supposed to eat
Speaker 1: your Boston pizza New Jersey. I gotta say. Anthony's Co
Speaker 1: Fired Pizza is all over Florida, all over Florida. It's
Speaker 1: got it. But it's got Anthony in the title. We
Speaker 1: talked about that. I know. But but what the thing is,
Speaker 1: when I hear Anthony, I think of pizza. That's when
Speaker 1: I hear Boston. I hear I think Boston cream. Poe
Speaker 1: thinks Boston, Big Beans, Boston, Newing and clam chowder. So
Speaker 1: maybe they make a great Tom Brady know about pizza.
Speaker 1: But wait a second. You know Peppi's and New Haven
Speaker 1: makes it. They make the sickest a white clam pie.
Speaker 1: The clams are in New England clam chowder. They see
Speaker 1: the New England thing of all what sorry, clams is
Speaker 1: not pizza. White clam pie is. This is a tradition.
Speaker 1: It's a stapled on. It's a staple. Listen, that's the
Speaker 1: best pizza in Connecticut. I get it, but it's not
Speaker 1: a staple of pizza. White clam sauce is not a staple, right,
Speaker 1: No sauce and cheese. I get it with you, and
Speaker 1: you if you want to listen, if you want to
Speaker 1: bring down peppies of of New Haven and put that
Speaker 1: in New Jersey, I'll accept that because that's a legendary place.
Speaker 1: But don't bring Boston pizza. I mean I I would
Speaker 1: eat five white clam pie. I don't want them more
Speaker 1: upset about the fact that it's pizza Boston, or they
Speaker 1: gotta slip in the fact it's original Pizza Boston. As
Speaker 1: if all the other Boston pizza places they are having
Speaker 1: A few are invading New Jersey one of one sliced
Speaker 1: by Land, two of by Sea, and they're on their
Speaker 1: way here, but are having the same problem that we're
Speaker 1: having here with raise and famous Raise and original Rais
Speaker 1: and original famous Raise. But you don't know which raises
Speaker 1: the real I know which is the real one and
Speaker 1: not in business. And then there's John's, and then the
Speaker 1: John's Pizza, and then Joe's but John again, John Joseph.
Speaker 1: Those a pizza places all right, Boston not so much.
Speaker 1: Not someone. I'm not going to Boston for pizza. I'll
Speaker 1: go to Chicago. I'll try their cast role. It's an
Speaker 1: unfortunate name. What can I say? Oh? And you know what,
Speaker 1: speaking of pizza from around the country, A friend Fran
Speaker 1: from Auto Choke Pizza here in New York. Uh, now
Speaker 1: in New Jersey as well. Uh, he just opened up
Speaker 1: Detroit pizza style pizza. That's uh lions and Tigers and squares.
Speaker 1: Oh my, oh my, he's coming up. He's gonna bring
Speaker 1: his pizza for the podcast. You know, there's never had Detroit.
Speaker 1: Have you had Detroit pizza? Uh? No, But I hear
Speaker 1: that it's there's some characteristic of it. There's a famous
Speaker 1: and by the way, I'm not being hypocritical by saying
Speaker 1: Detroit pizza in New York. And I said, no, Boston
Speaker 1: pizza because France is a staten Alan Italian and I
Speaker 1: trust him to interpret it properly. And he doesn't say
Speaker 1: original Detroit pizza. They says lions and Tigers and squares,
Speaker 1: which is a tribute to Detroit. But then throw my
Speaker 1: face and say original Detroit, original Boston. So Chicago has
Speaker 1: its thing. Uh, New York, you have New Haven, right,
Speaker 1: but but no, And Detroit also has amazing pizza. It's
Speaker 1: Uno Barn girl. Now, I know, all right, Detroit has
Speaker 1: its own thing. Uh, there is now uh set they
Speaker 1: there is a company. There's a family who makes a
Speaker 1: pizza in in um in Detroit. I forgot it's an
Speaker 1: Italian name, and they say they're amazing. They just struck
Speaker 1: a deal with seven eleven to roll out there, hold on,
Speaker 1: start pizza around the country at seven elevens. I really
Speaker 1: think that's gonna that could tarnish their name because seven
Speaker 1: eleven's name, no, the pizza family's name, whatever it's it's
Speaker 1: some family's famous family pizza in Detroit. They're apparently doing
Speaker 1: something with with seven eleven so you'll be able to
Speaker 1: go to a gas station and get their pizza. The
Speaker 1: issue with it is will they will they live up
Speaker 1: to the quality that this family has in Detroit? We
Speaker 1: know the answer on pizza. You know that there is
Speaker 1: only one who know and that's the one in Chicago.
Speaker 1: And everything else that became a chain around the country
Speaker 1: for some reason is different. Would you agree with that, Brodie?
Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that that famous pizza family they don't
Speaker 1: fall into that trap. But it's gonna be hard. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm just looking up. Yeah, I can't find it. Whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, all right, all right, pizza, Pizza gets
Speaker 1: me a little excited. It did it just gotta you
Speaker 1: know what, eet to be excited Marvel movies because we've
Speaker 1: been traveling every weekend. I haven't had a chance to
Speaker 1: see Deadpool two yet. I was supposed to go last night,
Speaker 1: and now right now, someone's waiting to tweet me that
Speaker 1: Deadpool two reminds me of those people that correct you
Speaker 1: when when we say rule number one. If you're gonna
Speaker 1: correct someone, be right. So Deadpool and the Fantastic Four
Speaker 1: and the X Men rights as well. They are owned
Speaker 1: by Marvel, their Marvel superhero but the movies up until
Speaker 1: this point have not been produced by Marvel. Okay, they
Speaker 1: are owned by Marvel, and they were they were licensed
Speaker 1: to Fox Century Fox. Okay, that's why those characters are
Speaker 1: not in the big Marvel movies that we watch now,
Speaker 1: the Avengers and all that. But about two months ago, Marvel,
Speaker 1: because Fox is selling off their properties, Marvel brought back
Speaker 1: the rights to Spider Man which they were renting him,
Speaker 1: and they bought Deadpool and all of the Marvel characters
Speaker 1: that that twent Century Fox had. So I pointed something
Speaker 1: out to Elvis on the Big Show that um, the
Speaker 1: number one and two movies this past week. I said,
Speaker 1: it's probably gonna be Infinity War and Deadpool. No, I
Speaker 1: said Deadpool two, and then and then han Solo Star Wars,
Speaker 1: Solo Star Wars story that Disney. I said, Disney owns Marvel,
Speaker 1: and Disney owns. You didn't say anything false, right, Big
Speaker 1: weekend for Disney weekend, And we've got text messages. Marvel
Speaker 1: doesn't know movies, man with movie text messages. Okay, but
Speaker 1: you know better, of course, say no better. First of all,
Speaker 1: First of all, the characters are Marvel superheroes. So even
Speaker 1: though even if what I'm about to say didn't wasn't true,
Speaker 1: Marvel gets a take of that. Right. It's their characters
Speaker 1: that are licensed the twentieth century Fox, and it's still
Speaker 1: their image and their brand and their toys that sell.
Speaker 1: Second of all, they bought the rights, which is why
Speaker 1: in the coming next couple of years, you're gonna see
Speaker 1: the X Men and the Avengers, and you're gonna see
Speaker 1: the Fantastic Four reborn again. You're gonna see the Silver Surfer,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna see all those characters. Thank you, Disney,
Speaker 1: thank you, But just don't correct this. Don't don't be
Speaker 1: so fast, That's what I'm saying. I know, well, listen,
Speaker 1: people do that all day to me, they do it
Speaker 1: to everybody. I see it. Go through the text, and
Speaker 1: if we make a mistake, that's fine. But I make
Speaker 1: some mistakes on the last podcast in the description, I
Speaker 1: think I made some type that he auto own wrong
Speaker 1: and something elseide I was late and I was bleary eyed,
Speaker 1: and and you know what, wait, what do you kind
Speaker 1: of stupid question? Hold the one side, speaking of Disney
Speaker 1: and Marvel, The movie is called Infinity War. It is
Speaker 1: not Infinity Wars. There's no s S on the end,
Speaker 1: like you just said earlier in this podcast. No, I
Speaker 1: did not scroll back. I did not say in Wars anyway.
Speaker 1: It's just Infinity War. Why are we? Why are we
Speaker 1: walking around here? And if I said Infinity War, like
Speaker 1: Infinity Wars is a great film, I may have sounded
Speaker 1: like I tagged it on, but I know that's Infinity
Speaker 1: War's the point I've written down Infinity War, good cover.
Speaker 1: So why are you? Why are you walking around here
Speaker 1: with an earpiece? I can't stand bluetooth people. It's one
Speaker 1: thing that Brody Brody is like. It's like a throwback
Speaker 1: to the nineties, I'll tell you what they made. Whatever
Speaker 1: it was, everyone remembers people walking around with a Bluetooth
Speaker 1: piece in their freaking ear. So you look like you're
Speaker 1: walking around and insane asylum talking to yourself because you're
Speaker 1: talking talking, And then I try and talk to you
Speaker 1: because you don't have a phone in your hand or anything.
Speaker 1: You're just walking cash through the radio. I'm what point
Speaker 1: I pointed to my ear, you pointed right. I'll tell
Speaker 1: you why. I but who even uses a bluetooth anymore?
Speaker 1: I'll answer that question. I do. I'll tell you why.
Speaker 1: Number one. Don't give a funk what society says. I'm
Speaker 1: at the point in my life where f you you
Speaker 1: can't give me a good reason other than society says
Speaker 1: not to use a Bluetooth piece. Society says, second of all,
Speaker 1: I make sure I have Bluetooth in my ear in
Speaker 1: the car, so when you text me like a maniac,
Speaker 1: I get it ticket anyway. But I can point to
Speaker 1: the earpiece and say, officer, look, I have an earpiece
Speaker 1: in I have Bluetooth. Don't you have Bluetooth in your car?
Speaker 1: But you can't prove to the officer you head it on.
Speaker 1: I have it in my ear, I can look it's
Speaker 1: in my ear. Second of all, if a fourth of all,
Speaker 1: whatever I'm up to. If I used the bluetooth in
Speaker 1: my car, I gotta turn, I lose the radio, right,
Speaker 1: But I used the bluetooth when I call companies and
Speaker 1: fight with them when they put me on when they
Speaker 1: put me on hold, I can still listen to the
Speaker 1: radio in the background keeps me calm. I listened a
Speaker 1: stupid on hold music. Also, as most people know, the
Speaker 1: last two years, I've had my hand in a in
Speaker 1: a wrist brace. I had made your risk surgery twice
Speaker 1: that limited how much I could hold. That I understand.
Speaker 1: So I got you don't have a wrist brace on anymore,
Speaker 1: but brace free hold on. But when my hands were bandage,
Speaker 1: my hand was was an a brace and a cast.
Speaker 1: I bought a couple of bluetooth pieces from my car,
Speaker 1: in my house and my work so that I would
Speaker 1: have them so it would be easier for me that
Speaker 1: I went to hold the phone with my one good hand.
Speaker 1: There there worth a lot of money because they're hard
Speaker 1: to find. Fuck yeah, because people still want them get
Speaker 1: out of here still anymore. They do make them. But
Speaker 1: I like certain ones and I can't get I just
Speaker 1: threw them away. I swear to god, it was sitting
Speaker 1: at the back of a drawer. I haven't used it
Speaker 1: in like ten years. I'm like, I got I gotta
Speaker 1: get ready. I'll tell you what else. I don't give
Speaker 1: off about what's that? I don't care if you're a
Speaker 1: font snob. Kathleen on our morning show runs Elvis dot Com.
Speaker 1: Web grow Kathleen. She's sitting out there right now. She's
Speaker 1: making new fonts. You get her in here for a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah we should. Where is she Here's not hearing it.
Speaker 1: She's got us tuned out. Hold on, you got better.
Speaker 1: I don't need to answer to anybody else about what
Speaker 1: font I use. Someone's gonna decide what what font is
Speaker 1: in fashion what's not. It's like if I want to
Speaker 1: wear cargo shorts, I like the pockets. I don't need
Speaker 1: you to get already A font snob shot out? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: Web Kathleen. The Acquired Taste Podcast, Yes, web grol Kathleen,
Speaker 1: of course in the Acquired Taste Podcast runs elvistran dot
Speaker 1: com and a valuable member the Elvis Trade Morning Show.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's the thing saying that I'm about to
Speaker 1: get all over you. He's trying to you know, comes
Speaker 1: ship that was the Bun and he comes to me.
Speaker 1: Kathleen uses an iPhone. I use Android, and one of
Speaker 1: the things I like about Android is it's much more
Speaker 1: customizable than an Apple Apple iPhone. You can change everything,
Speaker 1: the colors, the backgrounds, the flashing everything, the font everything.
Speaker 1: And so I have a choice of many many fonts,
Speaker 1: like like when you use Microsoft Word and I like
Speaker 1: to use a font that looks a little different, a
Speaker 1: little quirky. On my phone. It's not quirky. It's trash. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's called like comic sans No, it's called like Chalky Walking.
Speaker 1: It's comic SMS. It's not comic. It's like the less
Speaker 1: cool cousin to comics. I know what you're talking about now.
Speaker 1: It's the mom jeans of typeface and it is disgusting,
Speaker 1: you know what. I gotta be honest, I agree with
Speaker 1: I know what she's talking about. Bottom water Guy relaxed.
Speaker 1: So here's my here's my point. This is what I
Speaker 1: have to deal with. And I know you guys listening
Speaker 1: to the podcast, you have to deal with this from
Speaker 1: people in your life, whether it's your font, your shirt,
Speaker 1: your your your car, there's something in your life that
Speaker 1: you love and someone's gonna tell you, Oh, no one
Speaker 1: uses that kind of spoon anymore. He's he's butt her
Speaker 1: because I just ripped him for I'm not. But I
Speaker 1: saw that earpiece before and I was like, really, what
Speaker 1: are you reading a construction business and you're on the side,
Speaker 1: you know what? He was half a step away from
Speaker 1: putting a producer Sam, who's also on the acquired taste.
Speaker 1: You get an autter box for your phone, you have,
Speaker 1: so it's okay for you to have an auto box.
Speaker 1: Wrong with an auter box. Okay, it's five years old
Speaker 1: technology and it's too big and it makes you look
Speaker 1: like you're walking around What do you running a construction
Speaker 1: jop on the side. No, I'm dropping my phone often
Speaker 1: because I'm always doing social so I actually don't have
Speaker 1: an utter box, and I have the cooler Apple version
Speaker 1: of yea, but yeah you should. We should screenshot. My
Speaker 1: point is producers Sam twenty something, attractive with it, her
Speaker 1: boyfriend hot, muscular, does yoga, A great guy. William, great guy.
Speaker 1: We love him well. This weekend in Florida, he wore
Speaker 1: cargo shorts, right, which you guys give me and Scotty
Speaker 1: and everybody else. He had crap four. It's like I
Speaker 1: hate gago shorts. Like, but when she wants him to
Speaker 1: carry something, he puts him in his pocket because she
Speaker 1: doesn't have pocket, because you're wearing tights all the time,
Speaker 1: because she's yoga girl. And I looked at William and
Speaker 1: his cargo shorts and I went questionable choice and you
Speaker 1: would do him in a hot beat. No, I wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Most women friends freaking bid being him. Like now I'm
Speaker 1: saying the rest of him. He's a doable guy and
Speaker 1: she's married, and she's married. I wouldn't and I'm married,
Speaker 1: and he's not at all my type. The cargo shorts
Speaker 1: was like numerous, no reason why he's not my type?
Speaker 1: Your type? Yeah, Scary is like a cool guy. He
Speaker 1: likes nice restaurants and yeah, but you don't visit them
Speaker 1: actually those pas? Yeah, because he's single. Wait a second,
Speaker 1: you wasn't it me who you modeled your your living
Speaker 1: situation after from when you were growing up listening to
Speaker 1: the show. Yes, so years ago. Okay, that tells you
Speaker 1: all you need to know about It was a super
Speaker 1: Zoo and hundred fan like would listen every single morning,
Speaker 1: and before the show was syndicated, you guys talked about
Speaker 1: more local places around New York City, and Scary would
Speaker 1: always go on the show and say, Hoboken is where
Speaker 1: it's at. It's the coolest place to be. It's where
Speaker 1: all everybody hangs out, and there every weekend. So in
Speaker 1: my thirteen year old mind, I was like, Okay, I
Speaker 1: think that's kind of cool. I think I need to
Speaker 1: move to Hoboken. And then when I graduated college, I
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, I'm gonna move to Hopebok. And I
Speaker 1: love it. It's like it was the best decision I
Speaker 1: ever made. I have so many friends, I love my apartment,
Speaker 1: My life is fabulous. Hoboken Kathleen, and she has a
Speaker 1: good font and she knows bad fonts when she sees Bertie.
Speaker 1: If is there any design I really hope that you
Speaker 1: don't have designers, serious graphic designers that listen to this podcast,
Speaker 1: because they're probably in the bathroom now vomiting listening to
Speaker 1: you talk about how you have comics sands on your
Speaker 1: phone talking walk It's chucky. Walkie is the less attractive
Speaker 1: cousin of comics. But here's the worst part. It's everything
Speaker 1: that you type it's in chucky walk not when it
Speaker 1: comes to you. Not when it gets to you. It's
Speaker 1: like reading everything on a tilted world, like the photons
Speaker 1: of the banking You can't even see letters squiggly, wacky
Speaker 1: and making stuff. There's chucky Walkie doesn't even like itself,
Speaker 1: so the letters sort of shrivel up and get squiggy. Listen,
Speaker 1: when your life is reduced to the fact that you
Speaker 1: have to have a snobbery about fonts, you've got a
Speaker 1: real issue. Chalkie Walkie Comics sands are garbage funds. Okay,
Speaker 1: It's like it's like make a new website and going
Speaker 1: to geo cities dot com. Here's why, here's why you
Speaker 1: don't like Here's why you don't like comic sands because
Speaker 1: five years ago someone said comics sands is all You're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a fun there's ten thousand fonts. You people have
Speaker 1: decided that one font you don't like that fond. I
Speaker 1: don't write business letters with any other font other than
Speaker 1: Times New Roman or Aerial. I truly prefer very sleek, uh,
Speaker 1: you know, just bold fonts and that's just like, there's
Speaker 1: nothing you know about. That's the beautiful. The beauty of comic,
Speaker 1: Sands is I can hit the mutton and make it bold.
Speaker 1: It's like a bad comedian doing stand up going right, guys,
Speaker 1: that's comic Sands. You wouldn't know a good or a
Speaker 1: bad comic. I certainly would. I just watched Ali Wong's
Speaker 1: and You Special on Netflix and it was She's funny,
Speaker 1: She's funny. I love you anyway. I am a fun stop.
Speaker 1: I'm a typeface snob. You know I'm gonna send your
Speaker 1: emails now. Let me tell you. Type face makes the
Speaker 1: world go round because you can have a beautiful message
Speaker 1: out there, a beautiful headline, a fabulous product, and if
Speaker 1: you have the wrong fun it is going to fail
Speaker 1: no matter why. And listen into stories busting out some
Speaker 1: cool fonds. What's that script one? That's your question? That's
Speaker 1: worth using the wrong font or spelling stuff wrong on
Speaker 1: elvisand dot com. All right, thanks for stopping by no
Speaker 1: actually using the wrong font. But Bertie, I have dyslexia,
Speaker 1: so yes I have. Maybe that's why you don't like comics, says,
Speaker 1: I have my old dyslexia. It mostly shows up in numbers.
Speaker 1: I can't do math, but a lot of times all
Speaker 1: flip words or once I sent out an email to
Speaker 1: seventy people that said Babby Daddy instead of baby Daddy
Speaker 1: because my brain sees the symmetry over the spelling. That's
Speaker 1: why you don't like certain fonts, because they don't have
Speaker 1: the symmetry that you like. Yes, okay, so the rest
Speaker 1: of the world. If you like fun funds, I like
Speaker 1: fun funds. I don't like looking at the same boring
Speaker 1: font So I'm going with my font. I like Bookman
Speaker 1: old Style. That's an underrated Bookman Old Style. It's a
Speaker 1: classic fund It's old in the title. No, don't you
Speaker 1: it's an Arie. We love Ariel, Ariel right Ariel and
Speaker 1: times New Roman. Everyone knows dice. But you don't use
Speaker 1: any of these other ones. You have used copper plate,
Speaker 1: Gothic time for that. Come on, I don't mean people
Speaker 1: telling me I picked the wrong helvetica. Helvetica that impact.
Speaker 1: We've all used impact to like to pist off a
Speaker 1: coworker and make a sign at some point in her
Speaker 1: life right where he used impact at point and just
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why back in
Speaker 1: the day. I like comic sands. Why because so this
Speaker 1: goes back to your childhood. No, Dick didn't have fonts
Speaker 1: when I was a kid. Yes, they did. It worked
Speaker 1: Michael word perfect. Hello. The early days of computer there
Speaker 1: was no fonts when you were a kid either. Let's
Speaker 1: not kid ourselves. There weren't computers when you were a
Speaker 1: little kid. When I was a little kid, but as
Speaker 1: far as I remember in grade, they were not computers
Speaker 1: with fonts. You didn't have word I had my Smith
Speaker 1: Corona word process. Nobody wants to hear this, dude, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying go ahead. When I first started writing comedy
Speaker 1: and I first started writing song parodies, and I had
Speaker 1: to facts the lyrics in to the companies that were
Speaker 1: buying my song parodies, right, I wanted a font that
Speaker 1: was I was like, oh, there's other fonts. When I
Speaker 1: first computers first became the thing, and I was I
Speaker 1: was a comic. I'm an actual comedian, like, I was
Speaker 1: doing comedy, writing comedy, and when I saw the word
Speaker 1: comic in the font, I thought, ah, I'm gonna choose that,
Speaker 1: and it was sort of like offbeat, little uh weird
Speaker 1: looking Well, yeah, you everyone knows what comic look and
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I never looked it up. You
Speaker 1: don't have to look it up in tom Me, because
Speaker 1: now I'm gonna look it up after this podcast. Why
Speaker 1: the word comic was in there? Maybe it was funny
Speaker 1: or cute or whatever, And so I kind of stuck
Speaker 1: with it mentally because I am a comic and I
Speaker 1: got my start writing comedy using that font. It's sort
Speaker 1: of I felt funnier like looking at the parody lyrics
Speaker 1: in that funt, and so on my phone, I use it,
Speaker 1: but I don't use it in business. I don't use
Speaker 1: it in emails. It's just on my phone. I use
Speaker 1: Chalky Walkie or Cocoa woke, whatever it's called. On my uka.
Speaker 1: It's not bazooka whatever. So I'm gonna go ahead and
Speaker 1: live my life where if bluetooth makes my life easier,
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna care what society thinks. And if I
Speaker 1: liked my phone with with a with a weird font,
Speaker 1: then I'm not gonna care. We we can't preach tolerance
Speaker 1: on our morning show, and that people can be you
Speaker 1: and identify who you are and and pick your gender
Speaker 1: and pick that's the same criticize people's fonts. I understand.
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. So I'm gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be me, you be you. I identify as comic sands.
Speaker 1: You do you boo boo? All right? You do you imagine?
Speaker 1: Wait a second, why doesn't Twitter open it up? Why
Speaker 1: can't you change the funt on Twitter? No? Then it'd
Speaker 1: be hard to People just start using crazy fonts and
Speaker 1: it's hard to read. I just want one funds fine,
Speaker 1: I'd like to see that Instagram. Hello, you're out there,
Speaker 1: We're talking to you. Instagram changing. Can we crea change fonts?
Speaker 1: All right? I got uh. I want to talk about
Speaker 1: the airport experience with the airport experts. So well, first
Speaker 1: of all, what why was there a guy with a
Speaker 1: mop above your head at dinner? Oh? You wanna talk
Speaker 1: about that? I like to. I'd like to clarify this
Speaker 1: one one uh, one night we went out for was
Speaker 1: it Cuban food? Yeah, it wasn't even dinner, it was
Speaker 1: it was late lunch, was late afternoon lunch. We went off.
Speaker 1: We went off the Spanish food one night, and then
Speaker 1: we went off a Cuban. Well, okay, we're off a
Speaker 1: Cuban so we're all sitting as like a tent of
Speaker 1: us at the table, and I'm sitting under like um allege,
Speaker 1: like you know in in your house sometimes when the
Speaker 1: vent system is running through your kitchen, so it's like
Speaker 1: a like six inches lower than the rest of the kitchen,
Speaker 1: it's like it's where the event is. So in this restaurant,
Speaker 1: event went along along the long wall in this rectangular
Speaker 1: shaped restaurant, and we were on the on the banquette
Speaker 1: side right, it was you. You were on my left,
Speaker 1: and then Robin, your girlfriend was on your left, so
Speaker 1: it was me you Robin, and then it's some other people, okay,
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there and I start to get rained
Speaker 1: on and it was raining outside. It was a drip,
Speaker 1: but it was like that thick water drip like a
Speaker 1: It wasn't like a little It was like a hit
Speaker 1: in my leg. And I'm like, I'm going Then I
Speaker 1: thought maybe I drank the water too fast, like you
Speaker 1: grabbed the water and it flies over the side and
Speaker 1: hits you, or when the when the when the glass
Speaker 1: is sweating and then the water drips down here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So then I'm like, as I said, scared, you're getting
Speaker 1: tripped on you, like no, So I look up and
Speaker 1: I see the overhang where we're sitting under the little
Speaker 1: lower part of the ceiling, and I see this like
Speaker 1: a little bit of water there, and I can't see
Speaker 1: anything else. The ceiling itself doesn't I can't see the
Speaker 1: ceiling if it's leaking. But then it goes right at me,
Speaker 1: like I saw coming. I moved and and you're like,
Speaker 1: I'm not getting hit. And so then Robin got hit
Speaker 1: with a drip and you're like, oh, Robin, let me,
Speaker 1: let me talk to the guy. I'll get a guy
Speaker 1: for you. So when Robin got wet, you believed horror.
Speaker 1: But when I got dripped on your like, maybe it's
Speaker 1: the glass. Maybe it's it's, uh, the water on the glass.
Speaker 1: So we call the guy over. We'll call him Enrique,
Speaker 1: because I don't know what his name was, but I
Speaker 1: you know, and if Enrique is on a Cuban name,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I apologize. It's not a hector. We'll no,
Speaker 1: I know a hector who was Cuban. I'm at school
Speaker 1: with him. Anyway, whatever his name was, I'm gonna call
Speaker 1: him actor for this conversation because I didn't ask his
Speaker 1: name So the waiter comes over and I said, excuse me,
Speaker 1: I'm getting dripped on. I didn't get a leak in
Speaker 1: the ceiling and and and he said something I believe
Speaker 1: he said something like, it's no leak is like he
Speaker 1: said something like that. I said, what. He goes, condensation
Speaker 1: like that conversation. I said, well, it's dripping like it's
Speaker 1: if you don't mind, is this something you can do?
Speaker 1: He goes, it's very strange that never never does that.
Speaker 1: I said, okay, well could you could you maybe get
Speaker 1: a towel and you know, wipe it down? And I'm like, condensation.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like there was an air conditioner up there,
Speaker 1: but all right, maybe the vent was cold. I don't know.
Speaker 1: So he calls another guy. That guy comes out and
Speaker 1: he's got a flat towel on a stick. It looked
Speaker 1: like a swiffer, but it was a towel on a stick.
Speaker 1: But it was ready to go, ready to go. If
Speaker 1: you've got towel on a stick and you're ready to go,
Speaker 1: don't look at me like, oh pa, because you knew
Speaker 1: what happened before. It probably happens every time. This guy,
Speaker 1: this guy, Mikey mop Mikey Mop comes out. Could have
Speaker 1: been Miguel Mop. I'm going with Mikey Mop. And he
Speaker 1: comes out and he's thoughts, uh, like mopping the wall,
Speaker 1: the ceiling and then it's got like a rotating head
Speaker 1: like a swiffer, and he goes on the underhanging where
Speaker 1: the water is dripping. He did it very carefully about
Speaker 1: like no drip. We were all sitting below. I thought
Speaker 1: he I thought he was gonna knock it, and like
Speaker 1: as he pushed him, was gonna drip. Then this guy
Speaker 1: is a pro. Mikey Mop knew what he was doing.
Speaker 1: Mikey Mop has done this before. So when Condon says
Speaker 1: the own guy, uh, he should have been like, it
Speaker 1: happens all the time. So sorry. He made like he's
Speaker 1: playing the part he's playing. He doesn't want to give
Speaker 1: up the fact that they got a customers, that they
Speaker 1: got a leak, because then it's like, if if you
Speaker 1: were onto him that this happens all the time, you
Speaker 1: might you might be like, wait, wait a second, why
Speaker 1: don't you guys stick this permanently. It's embarrassing because the
Speaker 1: rest is an idea, you know, like you have gutters
Speaker 1: on your house. Drips to the end and he goes
Speaker 1: in there, why don't you put a little gutter on
Speaker 1: the end of the little event there, a little white
Speaker 1: gutter so that the water that the content session and
Speaker 1: by the way of condensation in Spanish, is not that.
Speaker 1: I'm just telling you how it's fine. You don't need
Speaker 1: to correct this. So the uh is dripping down the
Speaker 1: wall and uh. This guy so he goes, I goes,
Speaker 1: I go, thank you, go back to eating our food.
Speaker 1: It was very good. And then ten minutes later, excuse
Speaker 1: me for me, so comes over. Yes, he's tripping again,
Speaker 1: and he looks. He looked, Daddy looked you saw him.
Speaker 1: He looked at me like this has never happened before.
Speaker 1: What he happened? He like he had to face beverized like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is where I go, Oh, I never happened before. No,
Speaker 1: this guy looked like he's a lifer anyway. So he
Speaker 1: was like he had to face like I've never seen
Speaker 1: this before. But you know what he did ten minutes ago.
Speaker 1: So Mikey Mop comes out again of like these guys
Speaker 1: were good though they were good. Food was good, I'm saying,
Speaker 1: and you know what thought we were like it was
Speaker 1: a work thing, work paid for it was very nice.
Speaker 1: I didn't get free free because it was included everything right,
Speaker 1: Everything was great in that place. I'll tell you the
Speaker 1: night before though, it was better if you if I'm
Speaker 1: being honest. The what was that place? Where do we go?
Speaker 1: I can't remember? Spanish place? Oh my god, we start there.
Speaker 1: I put a picture up of it. It was It
Speaker 1: was goat cheese flaw. Did you have that? Though? I
Speaker 1: had the Spanish French toast, which seems silly. They just
Speaker 1: called Spanish toast. They called it Spanish. Oh they had um.
Speaker 1: They had touros yet more Spanish turos. Yes, when you
Speaker 1: got two rs, you roll them, or when the R
Speaker 1: pears at the beginning of the world, you roll it.
Speaker 1: So it's h yeah, I understand, is red because the
Speaker 1: R is the beginning, or or if there's two rs
Speaker 1: in the middle of the world, it's to ros. Wait
Speaker 1: a seconds only has one rudos. It's like a d
Speaker 1: But anyway, touros ice cream sandwich where you got like
Speaker 1: a flat turo thing on one side, the vanilla bean
Speaker 1: ice cream in the middle and another turoh so good,
Speaker 1: and the seafood pia. Yeah, that was great. What was it?
Speaker 1: The woman that brought us to the restaurant. Don't know names,
Speaker 1: very nice, beautiful woman. But she spoke without an accent.
Speaker 1: But then when she mentioned the food, she's, oh, you guys,
Speaker 1: we ordered a lot of great food. I ordered you
Speaker 1: when she when she said the food, though, the accent
Speaker 1: kicked in in a in a it was strange. Well
Speaker 1: because they get yeah because that's the name of the food.
Speaker 1: When you're pronouncing a food name, you get yeah. But
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, um, you're gonna love the panata
Speaker 1: and she said like she said, like, no, no, what
Speaker 1: was it was something that she said that she really
Speaker 1: really spanished it up, and it was and then she
Speaker 1: went right back to no, it wasn't. What do we
Speaker 1: have before that? I don't know. I can't even think
Speaker 1: of the croquettes we had, the croquettes, the croquette, the
Speaker 1: common croquettes say either of those things. I can't remember
Speaker 1: it was. But sometimes people do that, like Elvis, sometimes
Speaker 1: he's telling a story, he'll he'll say, oh, I had
Speaker 1: the brusquette, and then just go back to speaking without
Speaker 1: an accent, the like oh I had uh, I had
Speaker 1: a soup had yo, And then he'll go back or
Speaker 1: with the chicken dishes, got chilli, pepe and ske and
Speaker 1: that's what she did. She did if she spanished. We
Speaker 1: all do that though, I know, but we do that
Speaker 1: with our Italian food. We were just just guilty with
Speaker 1: My point was it was so flawless and smooth, and
Speaker 1: it sounded so much better when she said it. Of
Speaker 1: course I can't remember what it was, but it made
Speaker 1: it sound like, oh, I've got to have this, and
Speaker 1: it was great. The food at that place was fantastic.
Speaker 1: But the but the Spanish French toast, which again is
Speaker 1: the name's gotta be changed, should be Spanish toast, but
Speaker 1: it was French toast of I guess Spanish on um
Speaker 1: with a scoop ice cream and a little maple syrup.
Speaker 1: Oh and cinnamon. Oh my god. And by the way,
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Speaker 1: want to do email real quick because I gotta get this.
Speaker 1: I had this pepsi ramp burning all of my poe.
Speaker 1: Do the pepsi ramp man. People have been asking for
Speaker 1: people have been coming up to you. It's been a
Speaker 1: few weeks, so bear with me. I'm gonna try to remember.
Speaker 1: Everything hasn't happened. But here's the deal. I'm shopping. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you where it was. I don't care. I
Speaker 1: like them. They could be I don't know. If they're
Speaker 1: a sponsor, that's great. I like them, but I had
Speaker 1: a bad day there. I'm at I'm at the locals.
Speaker 1: I'm at my supermarket, okay, and I'm going to buy pepsi.
Speaker 1: I drink a lot of every day. If you see
Speaker 1: the picture is in the studio, I have a six
Speaker 1: packet pepsi, al right, diet pepsi, I drink diet coke.
Speaker 1: I drink them both, but in the bottles they're usually
Speaker 1: a little little less money my my diet pepsi. Right,
Speaker 1: I buy like ten six packs. I load up and
Speaker 1: I bring a few to work every day. So they
Speaker 1: got a sale at at the supermarket six six packe
Speaker 1: of diet pepsi those sixteen point nine bottles fo Now,
Speaker 1: usually they're like three twelve four ten is really good
Speaker 1: that if you do the math, that's two fifty apiece. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I go to the soda I'll and I loaded
Speaker 1: up my cart. I get one, two three. It's empty,
Speaker 1: there's no more. The sign says must buy four. Okay.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, all right, I'll just take a picture
Speaker 1: of the hole in the shelf where there's no more soda.
Speaker 1: I feel like you did this rant already. But no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that was the that was the target place where they
Speaker 1: the wouldn't ont of the they wouldn't onto the rain check.
Speaker 1: That's another time. If you if you buy four, that's
Speaker 1: two yes. So I say, I'm gonna go to customer
Speaker 1: service and have them write me a note that I
Speaker 1: can buy three seven fifty right, because that would be
Speaker 1: the equivalent of it right now, normally the four dollars each, right, okay,
Speaker 1: So I gotta go give me three for seven fifty.
Speaker 1: The woman says, no, we can't do that. I said,
Speaker 1: what what do mean? You can't do that. You don't
Speaker 1: want to sell the last three. There's there's not only
Speaker 1: three left. So she says, I'll give you a rain
Speaker 1: check for four the next time you come. I go,
Speaker 1: but I want them now. I want these three. I
Speaker 1: need these soda. Will let me show you out. We'll
Speaker 1: call it today seven fifty. He says, we gotta go
Speaker 1: check to make show out of it. I go, well,
Speaker 1: here's the picture. We gotta go check. We'll check the
Speaker 1: stock room. Oh, maybe you got more in the stock room.
Speaker 1: So they go in the stock room. I here in
Speaker 1: the walkie talking. We're going, not in the stock room.
Speaker 1: So then so then the manager clicks on and goes
Speaker 1: check the aisle. So I said, check the aisle like
Speaker 1: I was there. I emptied it out. Here's the picture
Speaker 1: I got. We gotta check the asal have a picture
Speaker 1: right here. I'm at the aisle. There's no more soda.
Speaker 1: I go, said, I told you that. I told you
Speaker 1: there's no soda. So I said, let me buy the three.
Speaker 1: She says, no, you gotta pay full price for them. Well,
Speaker 1: full price is four for twelve, is three for twelve, four,
Speaker 1: four and four? They go, why would I pay twelve
Speaker 1: dollars when I should be paying seven fifty. She says, well,
Speaker 1: I can't help you start. You gotta buy four? What idiots?
Speaker 1: So I sid idiot right? So so I said, this
Speaker 1: makes me so angry. So so I said, it doesn't
Speaker 1: make any sense. Why would I? Why would I buy four?
Speaker 1: I said, If I buy three, that's twelve dollars. It
Speaker 1: doesn't make any sense to pay that. So she says, well,
Speaker 1: I don't to tell you. So I said, at full
Speaker 1: price it's sixteen dollars. They have four dollars and ten cents.
Speaker 1: So why would I pay sixteen forty when I used
Speaker 1: to be paying ten dollars? Doesn't make any sense, doesn't
Speaker 1: make a damn bit of sense. I would have walked
Speaker 1: the hell out. So, so here's what happens, she says.
Speaker 1: The manager comes over. He says, I can't do it
Speaker 1: because uh PEPSI gives us to this kount. You gotta
Speaker 1: ring four. So I said, here's what I'll do. Here's
Speaker 1: what I'll do, ring me up for four, because then
Speaker 1: for four, i'll get four for ten. Even if I
Speaker 1: get three for ten, it's less. Let me do that,
Speaker 1: or we can't do that, Sir, our inventor will be off.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding me? I'm trying to offer you a solution.
Speaker 1: I'll buy three and pay for four. It's still less money.
Speaker 1: He says, sir, we can't do that. I'll throw our
Speaker 1: inventory off. Oh excuse me, manager, I don't want to
Speaker 1: throw your inventory off. He'll collapse, the whole company, the
Speaker 1: all East Coastal collapse because you're off a six pack
Speaker 1: a diet pepsi. So he says, to me, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me see what I can do. He goes from
Speaker 1: his office, he calls the regional manager. I'm there like
Speaker 1: twenty minutes at this point. He comes back out. He says,
Speaker 1: here's what I'll do. Here's what I'll do. We'll ring
Speaker 1: you up for four, but you'll come back. You'll get
Speaker 1: the fourth one next time. You hear what not? Don't
Speaker 1: work that way. I have to come back to get
Speaker 1: soda than i'm paid for today, and then no one's
Speaker 1: gonna remember me. You know, no one's gonna remember me.
Speaker 1: And of course not because the first of all they'll
Speaker 1: be in the turnover is so high, they'll be different
Speaker 1: people working there. That's what I said. So here's what
Speaker 1: I mean. Here's what I did. I said, I'll do that,
Speaker 1: but you're gonna give me Are you gonna give me
Speaker 1: a dollar off something? Did him find a coupon? I said,
Speaker 1: and hold the soda. He holds the six PACKI soda.
Speaker 1: I take a picture him with his name tag and
Speaker 1: the song is hilarious. You went through that lane, and
Speaker 1: I said, now when I come back, you'll remember my
Speaker 1: soda and I get my free soda. You gave me
Speaker 1: a dollar. So he puts you on the register and
Speaker 1: he says, uh uh, what's her name? He told me
Speaker 1: to wait for somebody. He says, oh, wait for this woman.
Speaker 1: Go on this line, and when you get to the
Speaker 1: front of the line, what's her name? To make you
Speaker 1: have the name right? Um m oh, Chantell, he says,
Speaker 1: wait for Shantell. And when you get to the front
Speaker 1: of the line, call Chantelle. I'll explain to what's going on.
Speaker 1: She'll give the cashier permission to ring you up four,
Speaker 1: but you only get three. All right, fine, I'll get Chantell.
Speaker 1: So I get on the line. It looks like the
Speaker 1: shortest line. I say, Chantel, get online. She goes, okay,
Speaker 1: I got you. The guy in front of me. Now
Speaker 1: there's a guy in front of me and a woman
Speaker 1: in front of me on third line, no joke. The
Speaker 1: guy in front of me, he's trying to pay with
Speaker 1: a check. I'm not this is not stick. What year
Speaker 1: is this? He's because all guys want to check. He
Speaker 1: probably has a bluetooth piece and uses comic sands and
Speaker 1: he wears cargo shorts. Fuck you. So he's trying to
Speaker 1: pay it with a check. And now he's just like,
Speaker 1: so now she is, I need two forms of I D.
Speaker 1: So all fragile hands McGhee. He's gotta go and like
Speaker 1: find his I D and his man purse. He's got
Speaker 1: like a Fannie pack. So he's like, can't find his
Speaker 1: I D. I'm waiting. I'm going holy shit, Seantel walks
Speaker 1: off because I don't know where she's going, but she's
Speaker 1: not waiting for me anymore. Right, So then this guy
Speaker 1: finally gets his I D. He gets to check. She
Speaker 1: puts in the numbers wherever he says to check. Guess
Speaker 1: what the check was declined? He check the cline. So
Speaker 1: the woman in front of me is like right, So
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh good, I'm good out the only one
Speaker 1: that's upset. Right, So the woman turns around gives me
Speaker 1: the look like, am I right? So I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, give it a look like yeah, you're right. Okay,
Speaker 1: I just want my diet Pepsy. At this point I
Speaker 1: have to tell one of the other people to put
Speaker 1: my ice cream back because all in this time it's
Speaker 1: gonna melt. I got, I got? What is that? What's
Speaker 1: the new the ice cream? It's like not really fattening.
Speaker 1: It's like Rocky top what uh mag the move? What
Speaker 1: is it? Skinny count? I don't know. It's got topping
Speaker 1: it that don't wait, me already know it is. But anyway,
Speaker 1: whatever it is, it's it's that one, right, I love
Speaker 1: It's great. Atta's melted already. So so the guy's check
Speaker 1: is declined. After he finally finds his two forms of
Speaker 1: I D. Shaky hands, McGee finds a credit card. Oh look,
Speaker 1: he's got a credit card. Why don't you pay with
Speaker 1: the credit card? It's two thousand eighteen. So he finally
Speaker 1: gets his stuff and he goes all right, now, the
Speaker 1: woman in front of me, she goes to pay for
Speaker 1: her stuff. Okay, this is the kind of place the
Speaker 1: supermarket I go to, where if you go to the
Speaker 1: end of the conveyor belt. There's a foot pedal, and
Speaker 1: if you step on the foot pedal, you can make
Speaker 1: the the conveyor belt. Go the conveyor belt between the
Speaker 1: cashier and you, and you can help pack, right, you
Speaker 1: can help pack. She decides to take that liberty to
Speaker 1: not help back, so she stands there like she's Queen
Speaker 1: freaking Elizabeth and doesn't help. So now I'm waiting ignore
Speaker 1: to get my soda. The cash here, by the way,
Speaker 1: her name's I wrote it down, wants Ainslie. Ainslie is
Speaker 1: the cash here. Ainsley has to now pack for Queen
Speaker 1: Elizabeth because Queen Lisbeth is just standing at her rumph
Speaker 1: doesn't never credit card ready, doesn't ever shopper card ready.
Speaker 1: That's what I have my shopper card ready and my
Speaker 1: right and my credit card ready to go. I'm ready
Speaker 1: because is people behind me. So she she doesn't do anything,
Speaker 1: doesn't double up the bags to make it easier. Nothing.
Speaker 1: And I see she's got three boxes of cheese. It's
Speaker 1: like shes having a party, Like could you at least
Speaker 1: put your death cheese. It's in a bag. So the
Speaker 1: woman puts the cheese. It's in a bag. You know
Speaker 1: what she says, could you double bag that? Are you cheese?
Speaker 1: It's gonna rip through the bag? Really cheese, it's cheese.
Speaker 1: Christ that's right, all right, I'm sorry. The cashier his
Speaker 1: name wasn't Ainsley. Ainsley is the girl who comes over
Speaker 1: and she's now standing by the end of the conveyor belt.
Speaker 1: She's gonna help pack, okay, all right, so she starts
Speaker 1: helping the woman pack. Now the cashier and Ainsley are
Speaker 1: helping the woman pack. So I'm like, all right, great,
Speaker 1: we're getting some progress because Ainsley saw the woman wasn't packing.
Speaker 1: This is the only line open. I'm already in it, bitch,
Speaker 1: I'm in the line. There's people up behind me. I'm trapped.
Speaker 1: I was third in line. That was the best line.
Speaker 1: There was no self check out here, not a supermarket,
Speaker 1: not like a big supermarket. They have an express line.
Speaker 1: But I was getting other stuff, so I'm on the line. Okay.
Speaker 1: You could have self checked out. You could have probably
Speaker 1: did that the time before when you had four ft
Speaker 1: ten and you could have just gon boo boo boo
Speaker 1: boop and trick the ficking computer and got you four.
Speaker 1: But they didn't have that. Okay, So the woman finally leaves.
Speaker 1: It's my turn. Now I'm looking for Shantell. I don't
Speaker 1: see Shantell because Shantell has gotta do the explaining. So
Speaker 1: with that Georgie the cashier, she says, I'm going on
Speaker 1: a break to Ainsley. Now my packer. Ainslie comes over.
Speaker 1: She's the cashier, all right, So now my stuff is
Speaker 1: getting rung up. I start helping the pack as I'm
Speaker 1: a good guy. Ainsley decides she's not gonna help me.
Speaker 1: Now she helped a woman who didn't want to pack
Speaker 1: her own ship. But because I'm helping to pack, Ainsley
Speaker 1: standing there like she's not doing ship's checking her phone.
Speaker 1: She's you know what. She came up and helped Georgina,
Speaker 1: like you know when the casino when the guy comes
Speaker 1: over to take over for the deala and they go
Speaker 1: and they clap out. Georgina clapped out. She's gone, right.
Speaker 1: So now Ainsley's my cashier. And so I said, hey, Ainsley,
Speaker 1: U hold on, I need to get a manager because
Speaker 1: I have to ring up three three diapepses is four.
Speaker 1: I get at you have to mark the receipt that
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. And Shantell will explain everything. She
Speaker 1: just don't see Shantell. I don't see Seantell either because
Speaker 1: uh shaky hands McGhee and Queen Elizabeth took forever. Sean
Speaker 1: tell Shantell please come to register ten. It's not your
Speaker 1: wait for Shantelle now, because I tell her and she
Speaker 1: doesn't believe. What condition is your ice cream? And at
Speaker 1: this point, my second one I could I could see
Speaker 1: it's getting soft. I could tell it's getting soft. I'm
Speaker 1: getting upset now, right, So now Shantell comes over and
Speaker 1: tells her the exact same thing that I told her.
Speaker 1: I told her three ft four right on the receipt.
Speaker 1: Didn't believe me, Like someone's gonna make that up like
Speaker 1: I would. I would lie in problem is and supermarkets.
Speaker 1: You get that kind of behavior. You get people trying
Speaker 1: to buck the system. You get weasels, You get all
Speaker 1: kinds of people, individuals that are uh less than um honest,
Speaker 1: We'll say so, people like you or them are a
Speaker 1: diamond dozen, so they could easily mistake you for them.
Speaker 1: You understand what I'm saying. They're not gonna trust you.
Speaker 1: You're everyone's a criminal in their eyes. Everyone's trying to
Speaker 1: get I get it. All right. So, so Chantelle leaves,
Speaker 1: Ainslie's ringing up my boop boop. She's ringing everything up
Speaker 1: and it's all going to my conveyor belt and it's
Speaker 1: just sitting there. So I so I started packing up
Speaker 1: my stuff, and I'm like, oh, I'll pack a couple
Speaker 1: of things, and Ainsley will put a couple of things
Speaker 1: in the bag. Nope, she's packing. She's packing, she's packing.
Speaker 1: She's she's not packing. She's pushing it all on the
Speaker 1: conveyor belt. And I'm doing all the packing. But if
Speaker 1: I didn't do any packing, she'd do all the packing.
Speaker 1: So can't you do a little packing, Ainsley? Can't you
Speaker 1: help it all? Ainsley? So then she gets to the
Speaker 1: cases of the new slim cans. Have you seen these?
Speaker 1: The diet coke, the diet feisty cherry coke. I've seen them, okay,
Speaker 1: So my wife and kids love the diet, the lime
Speaker 1: and the and the diet, right, the cherry coke. So
Speaker 1: she says to me, would you like these in a bag? Now?
Speaker 1: What would you expect hard to do? When I say, yeah,
Speaker 1: that'd be nice. What do you expect her to do?
Speaker 1: When she says would you like these? In a bag.
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously say that she wants a double bag
Speaker 1: it no, so I yes, I'd liked them in a bag.
Speaker 1: So does she put them in a bag? She puts
Speaker 1: them on the conveyor belt and rawls them down to
Speaker 1: me so I can put him in the bag. What
Speaker 1: is the point of asking me if I want him
Speaker 1: in the bag? If I'm the one put him in
Speaker 1: the bag, how is that? So she doesn't want to
Speaker 1: lift a finger, and she just started the shift. She
Speaker 1: just started, so why is she asking me? Because she's
Speaker 1: not fully awaked yet and she wants She's just getting
Speaker 1: warmed up. So I figure, now I've got all the produce,
Speaker 1: all the stuff. She's got all the frozen dinners. Now
Speaker 1: we're up to the frozen dinners, right, I figure she'll
Speaker 1: put all the frozen dinners in a bag. No, she
Speaker 1: puts him on the conveyor belt and send him to you,
Speaker 1: and sends him to me. So I'm going through all
Speaker 1: the bags, I'm loading up my cart, and I'm looking
Speaker 1: at her, and she's looking at me like am I
Speaker 1: am I ready for more stuff? She doesn't put one
Speaker 1: damn thing in the bag. So I packed everything up
Speaker 1: myself and so I say to her, you know, it
Speaker 1: would have been nice if you help me pack, and
Speaker 1: she says, oh, I'm sorry, did you need my help?
Speaker 1: Did I need your help? I packed all the groceries myself,
Speaker 1: So she took advantage of me. You know what, you Ainsley,
Speaker 1: your lazy be and be cand meant anything. But I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what she isn't. She's not a packer. She
Speaker 1: didn't pack anything. So what I get? I gotta wait
Speaker 1: twenty minutes while my ice cream melted for the pepsi
Speaker 1: which they wouldn't sell me four ft ten or three
Speaker 1: for seven fifty. They wouldn't sell me three three for twelve.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't even do that. Rather I would have paid right,
Speaker 1: So I had to go back again. Sean Thal walked off.
Speaker 1: It was forty minutes. That's a that's why a fresh direct.
Speaker 1: Let the ship come to my house. Hit the jingle jingle,
Speaker 1: hit the jingle bit what jingle you're talking about? You
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about? But true, this is like
Speaker 1: night and day. This is you versus me. This is
Speaker 1: why we're so opposite, because I would never even put
Speaker 1: up with any of that bullshit, not even an ounce
Speaker 1: of it. The second I smell bullshit, I'm out. I'm
Speaker 1: out of the store. I'm like, these people are morons.
Speaker 1: I'm done fucking ordership from my phone a time, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden the groceries come in. I guess
Speaker 1: what it gets. It's right at the time. All the
Speaker 1: promo codes and coupons are done online. No, the kicker,
Speaker 1: I was right. I went back, right, I went back
Speaker 1: two weeks later, get my soda. Nobody knows anything. I'm
Speaker 1: not in the book, of course. No, right, what Ainsley?
Speaker 1: Ainsley wrote on my receipt. He wrote, one, dude, you're
Speaker 1: getting the lowest. Dude, you're getting the lowest form of
Speaker 1: customer service. No, I've gone to supermarkets where they're great.
Speaker 1: Don't don't stereotype people work in supermarkets. And I'm just
Speaker 1: saying I'm saying this particular time, I'll refer to this.
Speaker 1: He says, shop wrong, and uh, nobody has a clue.
Speaker 1: So you know what I do. I went about my phone.
Speaker 1: I go, here's a picture of your manager, hold me
Speaker 1: the phone. They go, oh, okay, that's Eric. So they
Speaker 1: call Eric. Eric. Eric comes over and I said, Eric,
Speaker 1: I don't remember me from from a week and a
Speaker 1: half ago. Youow me a diopepsi four ft ten. The
Speaker 1: whole thing he's looking at me doesn't understand, he was,
Speaker 1: I deal with so many customers. I go, it's okay, Eric,
Speaker 1: here's a picture you holding my diopepsi. Oh thank god
Speaker 1: you took the picture of him. So guess what, he says.
Speaker 1: Just go back online with the diopepsi when you're ready,
Speaker 1: he says. And uh. He goes, and he tells me again.
Speaker 1: Sean tells my assistant, She'll tell you, Keshia, not the
Speaker 1: charge of a diopepsia. You know what. Put a sticker
Speaker 1: on it. Right now. I'm walking out the door and
Speaker 1: I'm putting this in my trunk. I'll come back and chop.
Speaker 1: He says, that's probably your best bet. Wow, because they knew.
Speaker 1: He knew that. Screw me again. It's a circle. It
Speaker 1: just goes on. It's never ending. It's a circle of life.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna have four ft time the circle, stock
Speaker 1: the diet pepsi op. If you're gonna have a sale,
Speaker 1: don't have a sale. Run out of TV's. You probably
Speaker 1: just showed up late. I'm sure it was stocked. But
Speaker 1: the fussers came in with their circulars. No, no, like
Speaker 1: you know, our hours here in the morning show. I
Speaker 1: got down like one thirty in the afternoon, Brody, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, it's a lot to fuss over for
Speaker 1: freaking Wait till you hear my direct TV rant and
Speaker 1: my uh my satellite radio and they do the salar
Speaker 1: radio right. Nope, I didn't do that. Oh so you
Speaker 1: lose the classic customer service rants. And then I gotta
Speaker 1: like it. Welcome, You've got mail, all right, Brooklyn Boys Podcast,
Speaker 1: our secret admirer Carly from Fort Lauderdale, brod In, I
Speaker 1: guess it's not so secret now. Love the show. I
Speaker 1: wish you guys recorded more than once a week. Love
Speaker 1: Brodie's rants. We just came off of one. They never
Speaker 1: get a Carla carl leek uh. The hashtag shout out
Speaker 1: you're great and the jingles that Brodie play about scary
Speaker 1: keep me laughing. I live for steak Dinner updates, hilarious
Speaker 1: steak dinner update this weekend. I'm making my own the
Speaker 1: next time I grill Father's Day steaks steaks, I gotta,
Speaker 1: I gotta. Oh yeah, I said they were coming this week. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the World Day weekend. Yeah, on Father's Day,
Speaker 1: I gotta grill. Yeah. Anyway, she binges four to five
Speaker 1: podcasts episodes every day at work. We love that. Hey scary.
Speaker 1: I've never seen carpool karaoke, but it doesn't sound that awesome.
Speaker 1: And Brodie fuck the kids with the backwards baseball hats
Speaker 1: at the movie dinner. I appreciate you both. He's behind. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's always, she wrote on PS I'm behind. That's fine,
Speaker 1: all right, that's okay. Oh, Cassie grit Savage, thank you
Speaker 1: for your iTunes review. Yes, we can never get enough
Speaker 1: of those. Um we are on next week. I gotta
Speaker 1: read something ones. We are on Apple iTunes. We'll read
Speaker 1: your reviews next week. We got a lot of five
Speaker 1: stars except a necessarily because you gave us a probably
Speaker 1: the only one who gave us at review on iTunes. Okay,
Speaker 1: you just said Apple iTunes first of all? Is it
Speaker 1: necessarily Apple? No? Not? And that reminds me of a
Speaker 1: listener that guy that we met at the first night,
Speaker 1: the first party. Yeah, he says, Oh, I've been listening
Speaker 1: to you guys whatever, long time. I said, where are
Speaker 1: you from? Now? Keep in mind where the Brooklyn Boys
Speaker 1: he says to me. He says to me, I'm from Queens,
Speaker 1: New York, he said, in New York. Now, wherever you're from,
Speaker 1: picture the town you live in and someone telling you
Speaker 1: they live in the next town, and then throwing the
Speaker 1: state at the end. And there's no other Queens. There
Speaker 1: were the damn in America, right, It's just Queens. Now,
Speaker 1: Cincinnati's the Queen's city. That's different. And not only that though,
Speaker 1: but the King of Queen's famous show. It's just the
Speaker 1: King of Queens. But if you're from Brooklyn, you don't
Speaker 1: need to tell me. It's Queen's New York. Cassie grit Savage,
Speaker 1: thank you for the iTunes review, She says, she took that.
Speaker 1: He listens on iHeart Radio. But she just a subscribed
Speaker 1: Oops Grammar Police to your podcast. You think it's two bees?
Speaker 1: You know what she did. She's smart. That's for Brooklyn boys,
Speaker 1: I say on the subscript. But all right, well we'll
Speaker 1: take that. Hey, this comes from d P. That should
Speaker 1: be our thing. Anytime you write us with a word
Speaker 1: with it like bees, you double it. You want to
Speaker 1: double b us out everything. Man, that's gonna have those
Speaker 1: underlying reds going crazy. Everything. Every word's gonna be underlined
Speaker 1: in red for people. Your BBW BBW Yeah, now BBW
Speaker 1: in the porn world means something completely. I was good
Speaker 1: to say, but one dot com and I'm interested in
Speaker 1: your boogie bottle of water, guy, Bougee bottle of water anyway,
Speaker 1: fan based name coming in? Uh? How about the f
Speaker 1: use for your secret for your fan army for the
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys E F f use y O U s
Speaker 1: how many? Only because fuck you Agnes and fuck you
Speaker 1: Stacy and all the others. This episode we have uh,
Speaker 1: fuck you chief Fule Yeah, oh and fuck you am
Speaker 1: seventy seven always but here. I gotta tell you about
Speaker 1: fuck you Stu next week. Then we're out of time.
Speaker 1: Great podcast, keep it up. I don't I don't write
Speaker 1: names only because I don't want to put your one
Speaker 1: before the other. Also Caroline, Caroline Galindez. Since I started
Speaker 1: listening to you guys since the very beginning, so happy
Speaker 1: I found this podcast. I wasn't sure i'd like it,
Speaker 1: but your chemistry is amazing. I even got my friend
Speaker 1: to listen, and after a few episodes he got free
Speaker 1: dessert from Hoggin does ice Cream Nice? These past few
Speaker 1: weeks when you guys were on vacation, I binge listens
Speaker 1: to all the rest that I missed, uh, and then
Speaker 1: let's see. Okay, what happened to the following rants that
Speaker 1: you've teased us with M registered tape rant? I did
Speaker 1: that one tonight. Yeah, TD bank rant, designer dog rant,
Speaker 1: temp temp mail worker, resigner dog rant. Yeah. I don't
Speaker 1: know anyway. It's fine if you don't remember, but if
Speaker 1: you do, you share those rants on future episode. I
Speaker 1: did a design a dog rant. She hasn't caught up.
Speaker 1: I'm looking. That's all he had to say about that.
Speaker 1: My name is Terrell, been a fan of the Big
Speaker 1: Show for many years. You guys are the highlights of
Speaker 1: my weekends because that's when I listened. I'd like to
Speaker 1: share a free dessert story to Brody. Thank you for
Speaker 1: giving me the confidence. By the way, my my girlfriend
Speaker 1: ordered a fridge from Lows, not a sponsor, and it
Speaker 1: came scratched. She was off in a replacement at ten
Speaker 1: percent off, which amounted to forty bucks. I had to
Speaker 1: call them back and asked for a manager right away
Speaker 1: over the phone. Long story short, got her new fridge
Speaker 1: and a hundred dollars off hashtag free dessert. Thank you
Speaker 1: for the entertainment and for teaching me that even as
Speaker 1: not even Terrell t uh de ganis g n ne
Speaker 1: s and looking forward for a steak invite their steak invitation.
Speaker 1: Steak update. Okay, now some people thank you. We're not
Speaker 1: gonna go into detail on this one, but Paul friends
Speaker 1: have pointed out and Elvis Duran tweet which was probably
Speaker 1: he done by web girl Kathleen that had a grammar
Speaker 1: police problem. Uh oh. Stephen Massia talking about the royals,
Speaker 1: I always felt, uh, I always felt like you guys
Speaker 1: about the royal family. I felt the same way. Could
Speaker 1: care less. Oops, I couldn't care less. Steven not could
Speaker 1: care less. Anyway. I've been following this marriage because I
Speaker 1: love Megan markle Um. She should have been mine. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know how they they'd write out Megan out
Speaker 1: of suits anyway, Mike can't. Well, I'll tell you how
Speaker 1: they're writing Megan out of suits. They're also writing her
Speaker 1: husband out of suits. Patrick J. Adams is leaving the show. Also, well,
Speaker 1: Mike can't leave too. That's what so traumatic. Ps. I've
Speaker 1: applied for the co host position on your show that's
Speaker 1: opening that's from Rocking Steve Massia. Um. Also, I'd like
Speaker 1: to talk about the the picture that I posted, and
Speaker 1: I'd like to give a fuck you to Juan Vaska.
Speaker 1: By the way, that's Rock and Steve, Rock and Steve.
Speaker 1: We did receive a couple of text messages two weeks
Speaker 1: ago that Rock and Steve is available. Rock and Steve. Yeah, alright,
Speaker 1: in case we didn't know Rock and Steve is available,
Speaker 1: he is available. Um So, Juan Vasquez, Okay, I first
Speaker 1: of all, I posted a picture that Brody and I
Speaker 1: took at the club when we were in Miami. Yes,
Speaker 1: the club, and it just so happened that I was
Speaker 1: standing on the left and Brody was standing on the right,
Speaker 1: and it was scary and Brodie one, Vasquez did a
Speaker 1: little flip. Nope, he flipped the picture to make it
Speaker 1: look like Brodie scary. He inverted the freaking picture, Brodie scary.
Speaker 1: Thank you Juan Vasquez for retweeting that in the wrong.
Speaker 1: Why did you do to tell you, son of a bitch,
Speaker 1: here's where we pulled back the curtain and now everybody
Speaker 1: can hear what you did. You're talking about, first of all,
Speaker 1: because I always stand not in the picture. I stand
Speaker 1: on the right. Okay, so I was on your right
Speaker 1: when we took the picture, which in the picture on
Speaker 1: the on the screen would look like I was on
Speaker 1: the left right, but I was on the right. If
Speaker 1: you're looking at you, you were on the right, and
Speaker 1: you're not correct. In every picture I take, every celebrity
Speaker 1: picture here, every picture on my Facebook page, every picture
Speaker 1: on my Instagram except maybe one when I didn't have
Speaker 1: a chance. I stand on the right of the other person,
Speaker 1: which in the picture shows up on the left. So
Speaker 1: if you read left to right, it would be brodytally okay,
Speaker 1: unless I'm wearing a European shirt. In your version of
Speaker 1: the picture which you flipped, I'm on the right, and
Speaker 1: you can look at my button down shirt and you
Speaker 1: could see I'm either wearing a woman's shirt or a
Speaker 1: European shirt because the buttons are mirror image candid to
Speaker 1: the European recently, So you know I have not. So
Speaker 1: you fucked because you switched him because you wanted brody
Speaker 1: and scary to be scary and brody, and it doesn't
Speaker 1: work that way. So Wan Vasquez love you. You flipped
Speaker 1: it back and he put his thing down. He flipped
Speaker 1: it and reversed it. You I did not. I didn't
Speaker 1: know you were drunk. You are, so I took the
Speaker 1: had it was my camera. I texted it to you
Speaker 1: and you flipped it. Why did you do that? Because
Speaker 1: he's the man causing a problem. We also had some
Speaker 1: police pictures and how do we do that? Wrap it up?
Speaker 1: I think we should do that. And you're telling me
Speaker 1: to wrap it up and wrap it up. You talk
Speaker 1: too long, You go on and on and on. Yeah, me,
Speaker 1: all right, we'll wrap it up. You had enough here,
Speaker 1: all right? You don't have any jokes for us Next week?
Speaker 1: Oh no, next week? No, Sorry, we're wrapping it up.
Speaker 1: You have to wrap it up. We're wrapping it up.
Speaker 1: We got some you got talking about my hairstylist. Two
Speaker 1: spice on the Brocol Boys, Brocol Brockland Boys, rockl