WEBVTT - EP 340: Testicle Implants & Multiple Penises (Ft. Spank Horton) 0:00:02.560 --> 0:00:09.559 Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision? What up? 0:00:09.800 --> 0:00:10.040 Y'all? 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.800 Welcome to another motherfuckering episode of horrid Blaed the Yons. 0:00:14.320 --> 0:00:16.599 I'm your girl, man d aka pet Design aka for 0:00:16.760 --> 0:00:17.720 Court Pumps a k A. 0:00:17.960 --> 0:00:20.920 Debt Beach. We should call you blonde something. I want 0:00:20.960 --> 0:00:25.079 to blind way blond. You said blond banded. I'm a 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:26.040 booty banded bitch. 0:00:26.160 --> 0:00:30.320 Maybe platinum, platinum, pusty, but I'm trying to make it 0:00:30.440 --> 0:00:35.040 sound good. You know these names got a hit, Bro Platinum, Platinam, 0:00:35.040 --> 0:00:39.239 Peggy Platinum, Peggy M. I like Peggy Bundy better. But 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:41.720 you know we were gonna We're gonna, y'all help me 0:00:41.760 --> 0:00:46.599 with smoke. A kas uh celibate queen can be one. Uh, 0:00:47.159 --> 0:00:49.600 she's a liar. And we have a guest in a 0:00:49.720 --> 0:00:52.680 building to day. That's right, y'all. We got the man 0:00:52.760 --> 0:00:55.600 the mental legends spake Horton in the mother sucking building. 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:58.800 How are you you good? 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:00.200 I'm no legend about. 0:01:00.480 --> 0:01:02.040 By the way, I do want to tell you before 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:05.600 you came in, Danny, I'm about to telling you real quick. 0:01:05.640 --> 0:01:06.080 At the gate. 0:01:06.319 --> 0:01:08.039 So he was like, man, every time I go to 0:01:08.840 --> 0:01:13.280 a woman's page, on Instagram, spank is following or in 0:01:13.360 --> 0:01:15.480 the likes or somewhere present. 0:01:18.080 --> 0:01:21.360 The page. Do y'all know each other? No, but y'all 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:24.479 know the same holds apparently, how. 0:01:24.319 --> 0:01:28.440 Do you so much money? 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:32.640 Both alphas? 0:01:31.800 --> 0:01:33.000 Okay? 0:01:33.520 --> 0:01:35.520 Okay, wait, what's the alpha move? 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:36.640 Like? 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:37.679 Oh? 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:41.520 Wait, like alpha men or like the alphas? Like, okay, 0:01:41.560 --> 0:01:42.800 what do y'all do? 0:01:44.680 --> 0:01:50.280 Isn't this like Hawaiian White stole from the Alpha? 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:51.200 Okay? 0:01:51.200 --> 0:01:51.360 Well? 0:01:51.400 --> 0:01:52.720 No, I always like to ask because I know the 0:01:52.760 --> 0:01:56.880 kappas shemmy, the Omega's bark. But the alphas I don't think. 0:01:56.920 --> 0:01:58.760 I know y'all are just really masculine. 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:02.960 Oh all right now, and I'm sorry for the rest 0:02:02.960 --> 0:02:06.080 of the office. Y'all might be the best looking alphas 0:02:06.120 --> 0:02:06.480 I've seen. 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:10.000 Like, wait, oh that's it. Okay, I don't know. I 0:02:10.000 --> 0:02:14.280 don't really like Nicholas. 0:02:15.680 --> 0:02:18.880 I want to bite that. Then I've ended up capitals. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.040 I don't know why. Wait, cues are the ones that bark? 0:02:21.320 --> 0:02:25.880 Like right, okay, what do I magas do? That is? 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.840 Oh, that's the same thing. Okay, but you'll know it 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:30.519 just kind of be like kind of corny. But maybe 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:31.959 you guys broke out of that as comedians. 0:02:31.960 --> 0:02:36.840 I don't know it. 0:02:36.960 --> 0:02:39.240 You know, it's like maybe y'all started as writers writing 0:02:39.240 --> 0:02:44.239 corny jokes that you got on the stage. I don't 0:02:44.280 --> 0:02:46.519 know your recently divorced. You got some money, you got. 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.079 A cool car. How long have you been singles? Fank? 0:02:49.720 --> 0:02:50.400 Three years now? 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:51.120 Oh wow? 0:02:52.040 --> 0:02:54.080 So have you re entered a whole phase since being 0:02:54.080 --> 0:02:56.440 a single? You're definitely in the whole phase? 0:02:56.600 --> 0:02:58.480 Are you beginning? Were you like grieving the break up 0:02:58.639 --> 0:02:59.200 or the forest? 0:02:59.480 --> 0:03:02.120 We actually broke up during the pandemic. 0:03:02.840 --> 0:03:06.120 Oh so it was a little little Do you have 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:10.280 to stay with your sub You healed, right, I'm I'm 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:10.800 still healing. 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:13.480 That's my excuse to women. I'm still you. Oh god, 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:16.400 you know they say, yeah, I think we should some 0:03:16.440 --> 0:03:17.639 more hell on the more days. 0:03:18.280 --> 0:03:20.040 Well, it's half the time you were with someone. 0:03:20.480 --> 0:03:22.000 It's half the time you got. 0:03:23.120 --> 0:03:24.080 How long were you all together? 0:03:24.280 --> 0:03:28.239 We was married for eight We was together for nineteen. 0:03:28.360 --> 0:03:31.079 Oh bitch, no, don't tell him, don't do that. Man. Yes, 0:03:31.400 --> 0:03:32.840 you're gonna be single the rest of your life. 0:03:33.840 --> 0:03:35.200 Forty five So I ain't got that much time. 0:03:36.560 --> 0:03:37.280 Do you kids? 0:03:37.360 --> 0:03:37.640 Yeah? 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:39.440 Two kids? 0:03:39.600 --> 0:03:43.119 Since being single, have you gotten to the point where 0:03:43.160 --> 0:03:45.080 you had to like be like, okay, like it's time 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:47.400 to introduce my girl to the kids or anything like that. 0:03:47.440 --> 0:03:49.760 Well, my kid's grown. I'm forty five, my son twenty four, 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:50.760 my daughter sixteen. 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:54.160 So okay introduced all right. 0:03:54.080 --> 0:03:56.720 Spance, So we're gonna get into this icebreaker to warn 0:03:56.760 --> 0:03:58.400 you up just a little bit before we really get 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.640 into you know, horrible de saison here, all right, and 0:04:01.680 --> 0:04:02.760 we're going straight at it. 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:08.080 Okay, do you eat ass? That's actually not the I 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:11.520 don't think that's the question. I mean, and I want 0:04:11.520 --> 0:04:12.440 to know. Uh. 0:04:12.560 --> 0:04:16.080 It depends if I'm drunk, for sure, but if I'm sober, 0:04:16.080 --> 0:04:17.520 I don't think I'm just going to eat ass. 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:19.320 If you had to pick, would you rather suck toes 0:04:19.400 --> 0:04:20.120 or eat ass? 0:04:21.240 --> 0:04:23.000 Hmmm? Probably ass? 0:04:23.880 --> 0:04:25.000 Did we we? Okay? 0:04:25.080 --> 0:04:28.080 I hate more ass than I sucked too, so same, but. 0:04:28.040 --> 0:04:30.200 I would do both. I would then I suck. 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:31.480 I don't think I have a. 0:04:32.080 --> 0:04:36.760 Well here they are, okay, we are doing Would you rather? 0:04:36.960 --> 0:04:39.880 So I'm gonna run down these four really quickly and 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:42.479 let me know your thoughts. Would you rather have missionary 0:04:42.560 --> 0:04:46.040 sex with someone who has horrible breath or doggy style 0:04:46.200 --> 0:04:48.560 sex with someone who forgots white there, but after going 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:50.239 number two, what's. 0:04:50.040 --> 0:04:54.560 The name of the show against, I go, horrible breath. 0:04:54.720 --> 0:04:55.560 I can't smell shit. 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.120 I go, okay, horrible breath. 0:04:57.160 --> 0:05:01.600 Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I yeah, actually, well for us, 0:05:01.600 --> 0:05:03.120 it wouldn't matter if it's doggy style. 0:05:03.279 --> 0:05:07.159 Well, yes it would for you, buddy, oh for me? Okay, okay, okay, 0:05:07.200 --> 0:05:08.960 you're right. You're right. I'm not pegging or looking in 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:12.720 the gas. If he got yeah, I mean, I just 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:13.800 ignore it. 0:05:14.800 --> 0:05:17.080 I guess you would. 0:05:18.760 --> 0:05:21.719 Here we go, wait pegging. 0:05:22.960 --> 0:05:24.200 I just thought it was something else. 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:30.200 Fer than fingering. Pegging is like a strap on with 0:05:30.240 --> 0:05:31.000 a whole dial doo. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:33.800 I saw the episode. 0:05:34.800 --> 0:05:41.279 He said, yeah, okay, all right, I mean, what do. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:42.479 You put a condom on your dick? 0:05:43.680 --> 0:05:49.680 So if it's mine, but like no, no, it's mine, 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:53.720 but like like if it's like a new partner. We 0:05:53.760 --> 0:05:55.919 go and I let him pick his size and he 0:05:55.960 --> 0:05:57.560 gets to keep the dial though after I don't take 0:05:57.600 --> 0:06:00.080 dildo's home. After we buy it together, like it's to 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:03.000 be yours. You could keep it one of my friends, right, 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:04.039 don't do this. 0:06:05.400 --> 0:06:08.160 No, I did not, and I don't think I dated 0:06:08.200 --> 0:06:09.919 any of your friends. We may just be cool. 0:06:10.040 --> 0:06:11.360 Might just be cool to make sure. 0:06:11.520 --> 0:06:13.680 I don't know if you guys just to get in 0:06:13.680 --> 0:06:19.799 the group chat. Do you see it it get cloudy? 0:06:19.800 --> 0:06:20.880 How do you know ship? Like on a call? 0:06:21.080 --> 0:06:23.599 No, it's like when it come out like okay, like 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.680 it might be there, Like that's that's the risk you take. 0:06:25.720 --> 0:06:27.479 Okay, how much shit is it? Do you see? 0:06:27.480 --> 0:06:27.560 Like? 0:06:27.600 --> 0:06:29.080 It wasn't a lot of No, it wasn't a lot 0:06:29.080 --> 0:06:31.840 of ship. It just you know, so Pegan for you, 0:06:33.000 --> 0:06:33.839 she has done it. 0:06:33.880 --> 0:06:39.240 I'm not good at it, like honestly, because the pegging 0:06:39.360 --> 0:06:41.800 requires so much dominance. I feel like a nigga would 0:06:41.839 --> 0:06:44.480 have to like dominate me into sucking ass you know 0:06:44.480 --> 0:06:46.240 what I'm saying, which I could do. 0:06:46.800 --> 0:06:49.240 Okay, I am dating a dude right now. Who did 0:06:50.200 --> 0:06:51.839 He was just like, oh, like what kind of stuff 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:52.320 have you done? 0:06:52.520 --> 0:06:52.680 You know? 0:06:52.800 --> 0:06:56.000 On podcast i'll talk about crazy ship. So when Pegan 0:06:56.040 --> 0:06:57.560 came up, I was like, oh, have you news? I know, 0:06:57.880 --> 0:07:00.680 but I mean I was like okay, And. 0:07:00.800 --> 0:07:02.560 Then I said, well, why haven't you tried it? 0:07:02.640 --> 0:07:04.560 If you would be open to it? He was like, 0:07:04.560 --> 0:07:06.440 because I can't ask, no, girl, Like what do I say? 0:07:06.440 --> 0:07:06.480 Like? 0:07:06.480 --> 0:07:07.960 I want you to fuck me and ask, and he's like, 0:07:08.000 --> 0:07:10.400 I just gotta wait for it to happen balid, which 0:07:10.560 --> 0:07:11.560 pretty much my signal. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:14.800 Okay, so that's sent me to this question. How do 0:07:14.920 --> 0:07:16.160 you just start pegging like you. 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:19.480 Oh no, it's it's no, it's definitely a conversation. Before 0:07:19.800 --> 0:07:20.920 I have conversation. 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:25.480 We working our way there with either like butt dillayers 0:07:25.600 --> 0:07:30.320 or fingers or eating. Like there's a butt dilator kit 0:07:30.840 --> 0:07:33.440 later dilator like the hell called the antal training and 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:36.040 antal training kit. Like you start real small, then you 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:38.120 just get a little big, a big, big, big big thing. 0:07:40.480 --> 0:07:43.080 You gotta get in there to get in there. 0:07:43.480 --> 0:07:47.160 Okay, spank. Would you rather never have an orgasm or 0:07:47.240 --> 0:07:48.520 never find true love? 0:07:49.760 --> 0:07:50.640 Never find true love? 0:07:51.440 --> 0:07:55.040 Okay, you didn't been married, you didn't need to do 0:07:55.080 --> 0:07:55.920 with love already. 0:07:56.120 --> 0:08:01.440 That's you know what I mean? There done that? There come, 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:03.520 he said, I'd rather call that. 0:08:03.560 --> 0:08:08.160 Look you never have an orgasm again? 0:08:11.440 --> 0:08:12.320 You think I want love? 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:12.720 Right now? 0:08:12.720 --> 0:08:14.880 I'm heartbroken, bitch, make me come. 0:08:15.760 --> 0:08:18.880 Is everybody in this room say she's celibate, You've never 0:08:20.320 --> 0:08:26.400 she's never had an orgasm? Okay, hold on, hold on, 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:32.400 what about masturbation? Okay, you will when you masturbate, you 0:08:33.120 --> 0:08:35.000 want it, You're never masturbating you. 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:40.800 It's not orgasms. You want to stick. Cut this out. Okay, okay, 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:43.960 next one, when you masturbate, it'll happen. Here goes, here goes. 0:08:44.240 --> 0:08:46.320 Would you rather get a text from a one night 0:08:46.400 --> 0:08:50.720 stand that says I'm pregnant or I have an incurable STD? 0:08:52.400 --> 0:08:54.680 Oh, I'll get that text for the one night stand? 0:08:54.840 --> 0:08:59.760 Changing my number right after that text, get a new number. 0:09:00.840 --> 0:09:02.600 Thank you, appreciate the notification. 0:09:03.559 --> 0:09:09.800 You can't we can google you. Wait, you're just not 0:09:09.960 --> 0:09:14.439 responding at all to either one. So to the STD 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:17.240 and pregnancy, I'm taking pregnancy, I'm taking prey. 0:09:17.600 --> 0:09:21.120 Okay, gosh, what about you the bitch pregnecy because you 0:09:21.200 --> 0:09:22.240 know I'm bringing a vacuum out. 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:25.839 That's my That's what AI's and Herbie's right, Yeah, that's 0:09:25.880 --> 0:09:28.360 what that is. No, both of those all right? Last one? 0:09:28.520 --> 0:09:30.640 Would you rather have sex in front of your parents 0:09:31.080 --> 0:09:32.480 or have to watch your parents have sex? 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.040 Well? I saw my mom have sex, so therefore she 0:09:36.080 --> 0:09:36.640 got to watch me. 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:39.280 Now, how old are you? Did you walk in on accident? 0:09:39.360 --> 0:09:41.079 Walked in on? I was like nineteen. 0:09:41.280 --> 0:09:41.960 I know you are. 0:09:42.600 --> 0:09:45.839 I'm surprised from college come home on the weekend. She 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:47.840 just said, funk, I'm just had a door opening anything 0:09:51.400 --> 0:09:53.440 Stepdad had a leg all up in there. You turned 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:59.400 around said all right, that was tough. Nineteen That was all. 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:04.319 I caught my mom jerking off my dad once, and 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:07.520 it was so bad because they tried to pretend like 0:10:07.640 --> 0:10:11.440 she was rubbing his stomach. I don't even I never 0:10:11.480 --> 0:10:13.959 told my mom I saw this, or maybe she doesn't. 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:16.040 Remember it, but my mom came home from going to. 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:18.480 The club because I am my mama child my mama 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:20.000 and want to get lit with her friends and come 0:10:20.040 --> 0:10:20.640 back to her man. 0:10:21.320 --> 0:10:24.040 So I remember hearing the door open. She was saying 0:10:24.080 --> 0:10:26.520 his name, and then he was like, I'm sleeping. She 0:10:26.679 --> 0:10:30.360 was like God. When I went in there, I just 0:10:30.400 --> 0:10:32.480 wanted to be like, oh hey, ma, And I just 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:34.400 saw her hand down there. It was so embarrassing. 0:10:34.880 --> 0:10:36.920 The only thing I did is I've heard my mom moan, 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:38.559 and I just didn't understand why she couldn't shut the 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:39.080 fuck up. 0:10:39.040 --> 0:10:42.199 Like we don't want to hear that. Oh, Like it 0:10:42.360 --> 0:10:43.719 happened multiple times, Like her. 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:45.559 Boyfriends used to be moved in. She used to just 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:48.280 move all these homeless niggas in our goddamn house, and 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:50.599 she would be fucking them and moaning. It's like, we 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:53.680 do not want to hear that. We don't, we don't 0:10:53.679 --> 0:10:56.280 want to hear it. I didn't wonder I don't want 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:58.760 to hear moaning. Like if you moaned so much on 0:10:58.840 --> 0:10:59.200 this show. 0:10:59.520 --> 0:11:02.679 I know I moan and I lived for your trout 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:06.480 I am, but like I'm never like man, you will moan, 0:11:06.559 --> 0:11:07.679 wait and ask for it. I'd be like, what'd you 0:11:07.720 --> 0:11:08.280 do yesterday? 0:11:09.080 --> 0:11:12.920 This nigga, I can, okay, but I can't actually fuck 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:14.640 if there's people in the house. I know how to 0:11:14.800 --> 0:11:17.760 like not moan, to speak to the house. I like 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:22.760 a quiet funks timmy. You could have no im okay, 0:11:22.760 --> 0:11:24.280 do you sneak? Did I tell you about the time 0:11:24.320 --> 0:11:26.160 that I lied and act like somebody's in the house? 0:11:26.960 --> 0:11:28.719 Not you acted like someone I think I said it 0:11:28.800 --> 0:11:32.760 on Patreon. So this nigga that I was fucking with 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:35.880 because you were scared, Like, weren't you scared of home 0:11:35.960 --> 0:11:39.440 or something? No? No, no, no, no, there's another point. 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:41.480 So I really didn't think he was gonna come inside 0:11:41.480 --> 0:11:44.760 my house. And the date was going well and he 0:11:44.880 --> 0:11:46.360 was dropping me off and we just didn't have time 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.760 to go to his house. Long story short, the house 0:11:48.960 --> 0:11:51.440 was a mess, so I was like, okay, no, no, sorry, 0:11:51.480 --> 0:11:53.080 my bedroom was a mess because you know, the girl's 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:53.720 like a heron outfit. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:56.640 I was like, okay, I got my cousin standing over, 0:11:56.760 --> 0:11:58.839 so you gotta fuck me in the living room. He 0:11:58.960 --> 0:12:00.800 was like, I so we were being. 0:12:00.720 --> 0:12:02.480 Bad, quiet, and nobody was a home bitch. I just 0:12:02.520 --> 0:12:06.040 wouln't let him about to think I'm some messy hope girl. 0:12:06.120 --> 0:12:07.640 I like, so good. 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:11.439 Okay, Now let me ask you that though, since you're 0:12:11.520 --> 0:12:14.080 dating and you know you may be entertaining multiple people, 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:17.000 does a dirty house bother you when you walk in, like, 0:12:17.120 --> 0:12:18.520 especially if it's a new persona. 0:12:18.600 --> 0:12:21.240 It's not a dirty messy messy not dirty like no, 0:12:21.440 --> 0:12:22.600 like just clothes laying around. 0:12:22.640 --> 0:12:24.880 Like do you judge a woman by the messiness of 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:27.920 her apartment? Keep it up, getting out of that Wait 0:12:28.240 --> 0:12:28.800 for real. 0:12:28.800 --> 0:12:29.199 It doesn't. 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:33.559 But it doesn't bother would you know? Okay, Danny, you 0:12:34.360 --> 0:12:35.839 that's a big thing. It's a big thing. 0:12:36.000 --> 0:12:37.640 Yes, bathrooms mainly. 0:12:39.160 --> 0:12:42.520 R Okay, what are you looking at in the bathroom 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:45.160 when you like, say, oh, I gotta go freshen up. 0:12:45.480 --> 0:12:47.120 What things would turn you off about a woman that 0:12:47.160 --> 0:12:48.840 you see in her bathroom, the toilet and the sink, 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:50.600 the toilet in the stead, a. 0:12:50.640 --> 0:12:53.559 Lot of toilet people in the trash can wrapping that 0:12:55.559 --> 0:12:57.760 might be on a pair of or something, but maybe 0:12:57.800 --> 0:12:58.400 it just got off. 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:00.320 That's why you're over there, niggas, look at that. Wait, 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:00.800 I got. 0:13:07.679 --> 0:13:13.440 Okay, Oh they know, well, so if I know somebody's 0:13:13.720 --> 0:13:15.880 actually I have really good hygiene when it comes to 0:13:15.920 --> 0:13:19.400 disposing like sanitary products though, like if I'm on my 0:13:19.480 --> 0:13:21.080 period and I'm about to have someone in my home, 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:23.559 like definitely, like I have a I have a routine 0:13:23.600 --> 0:13:24.800 to cleanliness. 0:13:24.400 --> 0:13:25.080 New trash can. 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:30.880 Like it's have y'all been to any woman's house lately 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:32.160 and they had condoms? 0:13:32.280 --> 0:13:32.319 Like? 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.120 Does that bother you? Or if you see one lane 0:13:34.520 --> 0:13:38.520 condoms don't bother might bother I bother you? She's safe. 0:13:39.000 --> 0:13:40.440 She will make me want to have safe sex too. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:43.400 You should Wait, you wouldn't. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:45.920 You? 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:47.640 You should want to have safe sex. 0:13:48.160 --> 0:13:49.840 You should, but you know things happen. 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.079 You should, but haven't. 0:13:53.559 --> 0:13:56.720 Bro I have sex with someone recently for the first 0:13:56.760 --> 0:14:00.280 time that didn't like he was even gonna put see 0:14:00.320 --> 0:14:02.160 and I remember like he was kind of getting soft 0:14:02.200 --> 0:14:04.719 in the condom. He was drunk, but literally right after 0:14:04.760 --> 0:14:06.719 I remember he was kind of like rubbing it on me. 0:14:06.800 --> 0:14:08.559 I said, I know you're not trying to fuck this 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:09.160 pussy wrong. 0:14:09.760 --> 0:14:11.599 Are you serious? And what he's saying? He was like, 0:14:11.679 --> 0:14:14.800 oh no, no, niggas be lying like he just is. 0:14:14.920 --> 0:14:17.000 Like then he tried to tell me when he got tested. 0:14:17.040 --> 0:14:20.480 I was like, for the first time, you bitch, Like, 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:23.320 I don't that ship really dried me up? 0:14:23.400 --> 0:14:23.520 Bro? 0:14:23.720 --> 0:14:26.800 I don't wait your pussy roll though, niggas do say 0:14:26.840 --> 0:14:29.040 that if you sluck dick raw and ah your pussy roll. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.680 There are different No, Okay, you can't get a baby 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:32.640 from oral sex for one. 0:14:33.160 --> 0:14:33.400 True. 0:14:33.480 --> 0:14:34.360 Oh I'm not worried about that. 0:14:34.880 --> 0:14:39.320 Well okay wait wait wait baby, all right, I get 0:14:39.400 --> 0:14:41.320 compliments on how good my pussy smells, you are not 0:14:41.360 --> 0:14:42.320 about to fuck my shit up. 0:14:42.360 --> 0:14:45.480 I can't imaginate everything just having my pussy fucked up 0:14:45.480 --> 0:14:48.880 because you like what Yeah, absolutely not. I would literally 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.840 be in tears if I had some fishy pussy, Like 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:52.640 my ego. 0:14:52.360 --> 0:14:55.600 Would be destroyed. You gotta going back to doing that 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:56.720 back to back? 0:14:56.880 --> 0:14:58.880 Yeah, Like I knock you off the day I can't 0:14:58.920 --> 0:14:59.680 knock off tomorrow. 0:15:00.440 --> 0:15:02.640 Look at you be a thought a PhD because. 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.720 Okay, so what's the what's the time frame you give 0:15:06.840 --> 0:15:10.120 so that you ain't sucking up a pH as CDs 0:15:10.200 --> 0:15:10.600 either way? 0:15:10.720 --> 0:15:14.280 Nigga, I'm gonna get tested, but I'm still not gonna 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:14.800 go back to back? 0:15:15.760 --> 0:15:18.040 Sure, So what's the time frame? What's the gap time? 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:22.120 Probably three weeks? 0:15:23.040 --> 0:15:27.000 Wow? Okay, so one relationship being a better person than 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:27.320 I thought. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:28.640 I'm a good god good guy. 0:15:29.160 --> 0:15:29.880 I'm weak. 0:15:30.120 --> 0:15:32.600 Yeah, all right, my wait, messing this though. Let me 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:35.800 tell you my mom all the time about the toilet 0:15:35.880 --> 0:15:36.320 in the sink. 0:15:37.000 --> 0:15:39.320 My mom. So when Danny said that my mom, he said. 0:15:39.120 --> 0:15:40.480 Telling me, like when she would come to my house, 0:15:40.560 --> 0:15:42.440 this is when I was younger to like eighteen nineteen, 0:15:42.480 --> 0:15:45.360 living alone, she would be like, what is this toothpaste 0:15:45.360 --> 0:15:47.240 in the saint? Like you clean it out, make sure 0:15:47.240 --> 0:15:48.560 it's clean. And she goes, well, you know men are 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:50.520 going to come over, lift up the seat and clean it. 0:15:51.160 --> 0:15:52.560 And I think women don't. 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:53.080 In the tub. 0:15:53.440 --> 0:15:54.400 You need to make sure they ain't. 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:56.520 Like the tub is the thing that I look at. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:16:01.040 I will not fucking ma if go into his bathroom 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:02.400 and the toilet of the tub. 0:16:02.880 --> 0:16:05.800 Like the club is a big thing for me for 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:07.240 as far as the tueb you want a bathroom? 0:16:07.240 --> 0:16:08.120 Do you open the carry up? 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:13.440 Wait? Wait, y'all do that. I gotta pee and y'all 0:16:13.480 --> 0:16:17.720 go pull back the look at the medicine cabinets. You don't, Oh, 0:16:20.600 --> 0:16:21.480 you're looking in the meadow. 0:16:21.760 --> 0:16:23.800 Might be doing so that in case he's about to 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:25.520 hear me open it, because you never know how hard 0:16:25.520 --> 0:16:26.040 it will slam. 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.120 I'd be like, oh, do you have any mouth wash? 0:16:28.280 --> 0:16:31.680 And before they even say anything, I'll be like, oh yeah, 0:16:31.800 --> 0:16:34.480 because the last nigga house I went to, he has 0:16:34.520 --> 0:16:35.600 some secret deodorant. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:39.720 And I was like, hold on, hold on, women. 0:16:40.960 --> 0:16:44.240 That is sometimes I mean lead a house on my 0:16:44.280 --> 0:16:45.480 way to the club, and I forgot to put the 0:16:45.520 --> 0:16:46.920 odor on, so I got to stop at the little 0:16:46.960 --> 0:16:47.360 gas station. 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:48.000 That's all they got. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:51.520 Oh look, you'll be ready with the lies like that. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:59.000 But well, he claimed right now this hotel as Nigga said, 0:16:59.000 --> 0:17:02.960 it's less para bensan. I said me wrong, nigga, Now 0:17:03.000 --> 0:17:07.560 you're worried about parabins. Nick got less para me. The 0:17:07.640 --> 0:17:08.560 niggas do anything. 0:17:08.800 --> 0:17:12.000 Wait, my favorite niggas to say anything. Shit was when 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:14.639 you said you showed your ex that that picture he 0:17:14.720 --> 0:17:15.240 sent you was. 0:17:15.920 --> 0:17:18.320 Girl was from a year ago. He said that I 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:19.359 sent the wrong picture. 0:17:20.320 --> 0:17:22.680 He sent me a picture of him in the hospital 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:25.680 because he couldn't make where our plans that night. It 0:17:25.760 --> 0:17:28.280 seemed like he was so fucking sick. He sent me 0:17:28.359 --> 0:17:30.240 a picture of him in the hospital. But I knew 0:17:30.240 --> 0:17:32.680 he was a lion ass nigga, so I saved the 0:17:32.800 --> 0:17:37.160 picture and it was a year old. So I waited 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:39.000 until we went on a date two days later, and 0:17:39.080 --> 0:17:40.040 I'm we. 0:17:40.160 --> 0:17:42.320