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Speaker 1: Guess what decision we're about to make. Horrible decision? What up?

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Speaker 2: Y'all?

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Speaker 3: Welcome to another motherfuckering episode of horrid Blaed the Yons.

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Speaker 3: I'm your girl, man d aka pet Design aka for

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Speaker 3: Court Pumps a k A.

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Speaker 1: Debt Beach. We should call you blonde something. I want

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Speaker 1: to blind way blond. You said blond banded. I'm a

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Speaker 1: booty banded bitch.

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Speaker 3: Maybe platinum, platinum, pusty, but I'm trying to make it

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Speaker 3: sound good. You know these names got a hit, Bro Platinum, Platinam,

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Speaker 3: Peggy Platinum, Peggy M. I like Peggy Bundy better. But

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Speaker 3: you know we were gonna We're gonna, y'all help me

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Speaker 3: with smoke. A kas uh celibate queen can be one. Uh,

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Speaker 3: she's a liar. And we have a guest in a

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Speaker 3: building to day. That's right, y'all. We got the man

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Speaker 3: the mental legends spake Horton in the mother sucking building.

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Speaker 1: How are you you good?

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Speaker 2: I'm no legend about.

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Speaker 3: By the way, I do want to tell you before

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Speaker 3: you came in, Danny, I'm about to telling you real quick.

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Speaker 1: At the gate.

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Speaker 3: So he was like, man, every time I go to

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Speaker 3: a woman's page, on Instagram, spank is following or in

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Speaker 3: the likes or somewhere present.

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Speaker 1: The page. Do y'all know each other? No, but y'all

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Speaker 1: know the same holds apparently, how.

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Speaker 2: Do you so much money?

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Speaker 4: Both alphas?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait, what's the alpha move?

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Speaker 3: Like?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Wait, like alpha men or like the alphas? Like, okay,

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Speaker 3: what do y'all do?

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Speaker 1: Isn't this like Hawaiian White stole from the Alpha?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 3: No, I always like to ask because I know the

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Speaker 3: kappas shemmy, the Omega's bark. But the alphas I don't think.

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Speaker 3: I know y'all are just really masculine.

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Speaker 5: Oh all right now, and I'm sorry for the rest

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Speaker 5: of the office. Y'all might be the best looking alphas

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Speaker 5: I've seen.

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Speaker 3: Like, wait, oh that's it. Okay, I don't know. I

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Speaker 3: don't really like Nicholas.

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Speaker 1: I want to bite that. Then I've ended up capitals.

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. Wait, cues are the ones that bark?

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Speaker 1: Like right, okay, what do I magas do? That is?

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's the same thing. Okay, but you'll know it

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Speaker 3: just kind of be like kind of corny. But maybe

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Speaker 3: you guys broke out of that as comedians.

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Speaker 1: I don't know it.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's like maybe y'all started as writers writing

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Speaker 5: corny jokes that you got on the stage. I don't

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Speaker 5: know your recently divorced. You got some money, you got.

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Speaker 1: A cool car. How long have you been singles? Fank?

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Speaker 2: Three years now?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow?

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Speaker 3: So have you re entered a whole phase since being

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Speaker 3: a single? You're definitely in the whole phase?

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Speaker 1: Are you beginning? Were you like grieving the break up

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Speaker 1: or the forest?

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Speaker 2: We actually broke up during the pandemic.

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Speaker 3: Oh so it was a little little Do you have

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Speaker 3: to stay with your sub You healed, right, I'm I'm

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Speaker 3: still healing.

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Speaker 2: That's my excuse to women. I'm still you. Oh god,

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Speaker 2: you know they say, yeah, I think we should some

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Speaker 2: more hell on the more days.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's half the time you were with someone.

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Speaker 2: It's half the time you got.

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Speaker 1: How long were you all together?

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Speaker 2: We was married for eight We was together for nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Oh bitch, no, don't tell him, don't do that. Man. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna be single the rest of your life.

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Speaker 2: Forty five So I ain't got that much time.

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Speaker 1: Do you kids?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Two kids?

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Speaker 5: Since being single, have you gotten to the point where

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Speaker 5: you had to like be like, okay, like it's time

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Speaker 5: to introduce my girl to the kids or anything like that.

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Speaker 6: Well, my kid's grown. I'm forty five, my son twenty four,

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Speaker 6: my daughter sixteen.

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Speaker 1: So okay introduced all right.

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Speaker 3: Spance, So we're gonna get into this icebreaker to warn

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Speaker 3: you up just a little bit before we really get

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Speaker 3: into you know, horrible de saison here, all right, and

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Speaker 3: we're going straight at it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, do you eat ass? That's actually not the I

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Speaker 1: don't think that's the question. I mean, and I want

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Speaker 1: to know. Uh.

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Speaker 6: It depends if I'm drunk, for sure, but if I'm sober,

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Speaker 6: I don't think I'm just going to eat ass.

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Speaker 1: If you had to pick, would you rather suck toes

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Speaker 1: or eat ass?

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Speaker 2: Hmmm? Probably ass?

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Speaker 1: Did we we? Okay?

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Speaker 2: I hate more ass than I sucked too, so same, but.

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Speaker 1: I would do both. I would then I suck.

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Speaker 2: I don't think I have a.

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Speaker 1: Well here they are, okay, we are doing Would you rather?

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna run down these four really quickly and

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Speaker 3: let me know your thoughts. Would you rather have missionary

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Speaker 3: sex with someone who has horrible breath or doggy style

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Speaker 3: sex with someone who forgots white there, but after going

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Speaker 3: number two, what's.

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Speaker 2: The name of the show against, I go, horrible breath.

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Speaker 2: I can't smell shit.

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Speaker 1: I go, okay, horrible breath.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm not gonna lie. I yeah, actually, well for us,

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Speaker 3: it wouldn't matter if it's doggy style.

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Speaker 1: Well, yes it would for you, buddy, oh for me? Okay, okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: you're right. You're right. I'm not pegging or looking in

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Speaker 1: the gas. If he got yeah, I mean, I just

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Speaker 1: ignore it.

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Speaker 2: I guess you would.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, wait pegging.

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Speaker 2: I just thought it was something else.

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Speaker 3: Fer than fingering. Pegging is like a strap on with

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Speaker 3: a whole dial doo.

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Speaker 2: I saw the episode.

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Speaker 3: He said, yeah, okay, all right, I mean, what do.

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Speaker 1: You put a condom on your dick?

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Speaker 3: So if it's mine, but like no, no, it's mine,

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Speaker 3: but like like if it's like a new partner. We

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Speaker 3: go and I let him pick his size and he

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Speaker 3: gets to keep the dial though after I don't take

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Speaker 3: dildo's home. After we buy it together, like it's to

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Speaker 3: be yours. You could keep it one of my friends, right,

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Speaker 3: don't do this.

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Speaker 1: No, I did not, and I don't think I dated

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Speaker 1: any of your friends. We may just be cool.

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Speaker 2: Might just be cool to make sure.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys just to get in

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Speaker 1: the group chat. Do you see it it get cloudy?

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Speaker 1: How do you know ship? Like on a call?

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Speaker 3: No, it's like when it come out like okay, like

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Speaker 3: it might be there, Like that's that's the risk you take.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how much shit is it? Do you see?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a lot of No, it wasn't a lot

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Speaker 3: of ship. It just you know, so Pegan for you,

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Speaker 3: she has done it.

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Speaker 5: I'm not good at it, like honestly, because the pegging

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Speaker 5: requires so much dominance. I feel like a nigga would

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Speaker 5: have to like dominate me into sucking ass you know

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Speaker 5: what I'm saying, which I could do.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I am dating a dude right now. Who did

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Speaker 1: He was just like, oh, like what kind of stuff

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Speaker 1: have you done?

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Speaker 2: You know?

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Speaker 5: On podcast i'll talk about crazy ship. So when Pegan

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Speaker 5: came up, I was like, oh, have you news? I know,

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Speaker 5: but I mean I was like okay, And.

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Speaker 1: Then I said, well, why haven't you tried it?

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Speaker 5: If you would be open to it? He was like,

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Speaker 5: because I can't ask, no, girl, Like what do I say?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 5: I want you to fuck me and ask, and he's like,

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Speaker 5: I just gotta wait for it to happen balid, which

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Speaker 5: pretty much my signal.

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Speaker 6: Okay, so that's sent me to this question. How do

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Speaker 6: you just start pegging like you.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's it's no, it's definitely a conversation. Before

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Speaker 1: I have conversation.

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Speaker 3: We working our way there with either like butt dillayers

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Speaker 3: or fingers or eating. Like there's a butt dilator kit

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Speaker 3: later dilator like the hell called the antal training and

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Speaker 3: antal training kit. Like you start real small, then you

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Speaker 3: just get a little big, a big, big, big big thing.

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Speaker 3: You gotta get in there to get in there.

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Speaker 1: Okay, spank. Would you rather never have an orgasm or

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Speaker 1: never find true love?

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Speaker 2: Never find true love?

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Speaker 3: Okay, you didn't been married, you didn't need to do

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Speaker 3: with love already.

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Speaker 1: That's you know what I mean? There done that? There come,

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Speaker 1: he said, I'd rather call that.

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Speaker 3: Look you never have an orgasm again?

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Speaker 1: You think I want love?

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Speaker 2: Right now?

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Speaker 1: I'm heartbroken, bitch, make me come.

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Speaker 3: Is everybody in this room say she's celibate, You've never

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Speaker 3: she's never had an orgasm? Okay, hold on, hold on,

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Speaker 3: what about masturbation? Okay, you will when you masturbate, you

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Speaker 3: want it, You're never masturbating you.

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Speaker 1: It's not orgasms. You want to stick. Cut this out. Okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: next one, when you masturbate, it'll happen. Here goes, here goes.

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Speaker 3: Would you rather get a text from a one night

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Speaker 3: stand that says I'm pregnant or I have an incurable STD?

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Speaker 6: Oh, I'll get that text for the one night stand?

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Speaker 6: Changing my number right after that text, get a new number.

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Speaker 6: Thank you, appreciate the notification.

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Speaker 1: You can't we can google you. Wait, you're just not

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Speaker 1: responding at all to either one. So to the STD

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Speaker 1: and pregnancy, I'm taking pregnancy, I'm taking prey.

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Speaker 3: Okay, gosh, what about you the bitch pregnecy because you

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Speaker 3: know I'm bringing a vacuum out.

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Speaker 1: That's my That's what AI's and Herbie's right, Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: what that is. No, both of those all right? Last one?

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Speaker 1: Would you rather have sex in front of your parents

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Speaker 1: or have to watch your parents have sex?

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Speaker 2: Well? I saw my mom have sex, so therefore she

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Speaker 2: got to watch me.

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Speaker 1: Now, how old are you? Did you walk in on accident?

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Speaker 2: Walked in on? I was like nineteen.

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Speaker 1: I know you are.

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Speaker 6: I'm surprised from college come home on the weekend. She

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Speaker 6: just said, funk, I'm just had a door opening anything

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Speaker 6: Stepdad had a leg all up in there. You turned

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Speaker 6: around said all right, that was tough. Nineteen That was all.

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Speaker 5: I caught my mom jerking off my dad once, and

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Speaker 5: it was so bad because they tried to pretend like

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Speaker 5: she was rubbing his stomach. I don't even I never

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Speaker 5: told my mom I saw this, or maybe she doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Remember it, but my mom came home from going to.

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Speaker 5: The club because I am my mama child my mama

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Speaker 5: and want to get lit with her friends and come

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Speaker 5: back to her man.

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Speaker 1: So I remember hearing the door open. She was saying

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Speaker 1: his name, and then he was like, I'm sleeping. She

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Speaker 3: The only thing I did is I've heard my mom moan,

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Speaker 3: Boyfriends used to be moved in. She used to just

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Speaker 1: I know I moan and I lived for your trout

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Speaker 3: This nigga, I can, okay, but I can't actually fuck

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Speaker 3: like not moan, to speak to the house. I like

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Speaker 3: a quiet funks timmy. You could have no im okay,

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Speaker 3: do you sneak? Did I tell you about the time

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Speaker 1: Not you acted like someone I think I said it

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Speaker 1: because you were scared, Like, weren't you scared of home

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Speaker 5: So I really didn't think he was gonna come inside

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Speaker 1: I was like, okay, I got my cousin standing over,

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Speaker 3: Bad, quiet, and nobody was a home bitch. I just

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Speaker 3: Okay, Now let me ask you that though, since you're

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Speaker 1: It's not a dirty messy messy not dirty like no,

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Speaker 3: Like do you judge a woman by the messiness of

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Speaker 2: It doesn't.

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Speaker 1: But it doesn't bother would you know? Okay, Danny, you

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Speaker 1: that's a big thing. It's a big thing.

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Speaker 4: Yes, bathrooms mainly.

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Speaker 3: R Okay, what are you looking at in the bathroom

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Speaker 3: What things would turn you off about a woman that

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Speaker 2: Lot of toilet people in the trash can wrapping that

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Speaker 2: it just got off.

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Speaker 1: That's why you're over there, niggas, look at that. Wait,

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Speaker 5: Okay, Oh they know, well, so if I know somebody's

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Speaker 5: actually I have really good hygiene when it comes to

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Speaker 5: disposing like sanitary products though, like if I'm on my

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Speaker 5: like definitely, like I have a I have a routine

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Speaker 2: New trash can.

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Speaker 3: Like it's have y'all been to any woman's house lately

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Speaker 3: and they had condoms?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 1: Does that bother you? Or if you see one lane

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Speaker 1: condoms don't bother might bother I bother you? She's safe.

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Speaker 2: She will make me want to have safe sex too.

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Speaker 1: You should Wait, you wouldn't.

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Speaker 7: You?

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Speaker 1: You should want to have safe sex.

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Speaker 2: You should, but you know things happen.

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Speaker 1: You should, but haven't.

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Speaker 5: Bro I have sex with someone recently for the first

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Speaker 5: time that didn't like he was even gonna put see

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Speaker 5: and I remember like he was kind of getting soft

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Speaker 5: I remember he was kind of like rubbing it on me.

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Speaker 5: I said, I know you're not trying to fuck this

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Speaker 1: Are you serious? And what he's saying? He was like,

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Speaker 1: oh no, no, niggas be lying like he just is.

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Speaker 5: Like then he tried to tell me when he got tested.

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Speaker 5: I was like, for the first time, you bitch, Like,

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Speaker 5: I don't that ship really dried me up?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 3: I don't wait your pussy roll though, niggas do say

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Speaker 3: that if you sluck dick raw and ah your pussy roll.

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Speaker 1: There are different No, Okay, you can't get a baby

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Speaker 1: from oral sex for one.

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Speaker 2: True.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'm not worried about that.

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Speaker 3: Well okay wait wait wait baby, all right, I get

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Speaker 3: compliments on how good my pussy smells, you are not

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Speaker 3: about to fuck my shit up.

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Speaker 5: I can't imaginate everything just having my pussy fucked up

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Speaker 5: because you like what Yeah, absolutely not. I would literally

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Speaker 5: be in tears if I had some fishy pussy, Like

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Speaker 1: Would be destroyed. You gotta going back to doing that

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Speaker 1: back to back?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I knock you off the day I can't

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Speaker 2: knock off tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Look at you be a thought a PhD because.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so what's the what's the time frame you give

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Speaker 3: so that you ain't sucking up a pH as CDs

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Speaker 3: either way?

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Speaker 2: Nigga, I'm gonna get tested, but I'm still not gonna

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Speaker 2: go back to back?

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Speaker 1: Sure, So what's the time frame? What's the gap time?

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Speaker 2: Probably three weeks?

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Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, so one relationship being a better person than

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Speaker 1: I thought.

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Speaker 2: I'm a good god good guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm weak.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, all right, my wait, messing this though. Let me

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Speaker 5: tell you my mom all the time about the toilet

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Speaker 5: in the sink.

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Speaker 1: My mom. So when Danny said that my mom, he said.

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Speaker 5: Telling me, like when she would come to my house,

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Speaker 5: this is when I was younger to like eighteen nineteen,

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Speaker 5: living alone, she would be like, what is this toothpaste

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Speaker 5: in the saint? Like you clean it out, make sure

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Speaker 5: it's clean. And she goes, well, you know men are

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Speaker 5: going to come over, lift up the seat and clean it.

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Speaker 1: And I think women don't.

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Speaker 3: In the tub.

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Speaker 1: You need to make sure they ain't.

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Speaker 3: Like the tub is the thing that I look at.

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Speaker 3: I will not fucking ma if go into his bathroom

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Speaker 3: and the toilet of the tub.

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Speaker 1: Like the club is a big thing for me for

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Speaker 1: as far as the tueb you want a bathroom?

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Speaker 2: Do you open the carry up?

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Speaker 1: Wait? Wait, y'all do that. I gotta pee and y'all

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Speaker 1: go pull back the look at the medicine cabinets. You don't, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you're looking in the meadow.

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Speaker 5: Might be doing so that in case he's about to

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Speaker 5: hear me open it, because you never know how hard

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Speaker 5: it will slam.

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Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, do you have any mouth wash?

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Speaker 3: And before they even say anything, I'll be like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 3: because the last nigga house I went to, he has

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Speaker 3: some secret deodorant.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, hold on, hold on, women.

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Speaker 6: That is sometimes I mean lead a house on my

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Speaker 6: way to the club, and I forgot to put the

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Speaker 6: gas station.

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Speaker 2: That's all they got.

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Speaker 1: Oh look, you'll be ready with the lies like that.

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Speaker 1: But well, he claimed right now this hotel as Nigga said,

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Speaker 1: it's less para bensan. I said me wrong, nigga, Now

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Speaker 1: you're worried about parabins. Nick got less para me. The

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Speaker 1: niggas do anything.

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Speaker 5: Wait, my favorite niggas to say anything. Shit was when

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Speaker 5: you said you showed your ex that that picture he

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Speaker 5: sent you was.

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Speaker 1: Girl was from a year ago. He said that I

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Speaker 1: sent the wrong picture.

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Speaker 3: He sent me a picture of him in the hospital

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Speaker 3: because he couldn't make where our plans that night. It

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Speaker 3: seemed like he was so fucking sick. He sent me

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Speaker 3: a picture of him in the hospital. But I knew

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Speaker 3: he was a lion ass nigga, so I saved the

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Speaker 3: until we went on a date two days later, and

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Speaker 3: I'm we.

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Speaker 1: Was keick caring grand night.

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Speaker 3: He was tearing up that chicken parm and I splid

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Speaker 3: that mother bucket fold across the table so quick, like, listen,

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Speaker 3: if you're gonna lie to me, you have to do

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Speaker 3: a better job.

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Speaker 1: I'm a millennial.

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Speaker 3: I know you're older, but this isn't gonna work. And

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Speaker 3: I literally showed it to him and I was like,

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Speaker 3: so where were you? He was like, I sent you

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Speaker 3: the wrong picture.

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Speaker 1: I was in the hospital, lying, ass, what did you say?

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Speaker 3: I'm actually really mad that I stayed with him after that,

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Speaker 3: And I should have even known to leave him even

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Speaker 3: further after that, because two weeks later, he felt like

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Speaker 3: Steve jobs Uh betrayed him and he got an android.

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Speaker 3: Good Bro good Ding got an Android after after.

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Speaker 1: He'dne felt sucked over by Apple.

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Speaker 3: And I still literally stayed with that nigga with his

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Speaker 3: green bubbles and all, yeah, trifling, what's the biggest lie

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Speaker 3: you've ever told a woman?

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Speaker 1: The biggest lie or maybe the worst? Maybe like where

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Speaker 1: you knew like and you knew that she knew you.

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Speaker 5: I knew a nigga that got blood on the bed

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Speaker 5: from another bitch and told his bitch that he had

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Speaker 5: a cut.

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Speaker 1: And then he I said, and then she goes where

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Speaker 1: is it? And he was like, Bro, I was like,

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Speaker 1: you're really gonna question me? He said. I went in

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Speaker 1: the bathroom trying to figure out how to fucking what. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not, No, he ain't a lie.

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Speaker 2: Probably my grandma died, but she's been died.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I ain't gonna hold you the way they're already dead,

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Speaker 3: already the way. I don't believe all the funerals that

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Speaker 3: nigga went too. I swear to God, I don't believe

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Speaker 3: the funerals no more.

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Speaker 1: Nigga.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, bro, he told me he went to

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Speaker 3: Panama to buy suits. The nigga was with a bitch.

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Speaker 2: Suits, that's what. That's what.

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Speaker 1: And I believed him? Like why I thought he needed

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Speaker 1: sooth as a retired man. I don't know, bitch, Why

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Speaker 1: did I believe you? In the power? Dick is hell?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 3: Nah?

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Speaker 1: Crazy? Real quick? Did you lie? Have you lied to

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Speaker 1: any of your partners about anything?

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Speaker 2: Of course, don't do that. I'm gon always lied about

448
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Speaker 2: the last time.

449
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Speaker 1: Oh that's true three years ago, I spent some time.

450
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:56,160
Speaker 1: No way, I really had. I lied about body count.

451
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Speaker 3: Now I just say because they know it's over two hands, bitch,

452
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,440
Speaker 3: I have a sex power, but I haven't left my

453
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:05,600
Speaker 3: feet yet. But well, yeah, well, and I lied because

454
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,280
Speaker 3: you you were too childish to be asking me that

455
00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:08,119
Speaker 3: got damn question was?

456
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,160
Speaker 1: I don't even in that question? I don't like yeah,

457
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:15,080
Speaker 1: like I'm really trying to think. Damn, I know I

458
00:20:15,119 --> 00:20:17,280
Speaker 1: got when I was with old bag.

459
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,639
Speaker 3: Oh, I can't even say this is so now go

460
00:20:20,680 --> 00:20:23,280
Speaker 3: ahead and be trifling. You don't lie about being pregnant

461
00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:23,960
Speaker 3: for money, and.

462
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:26,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that one. I definitely told her to.

463
00:20:27,080 --> 00:20:29,080
Speaker 1: But I need it. I needed to get my fucking

464
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,680
Speaker 1: way right y'all. Wait y'all. Have y'all both been asked

465
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,040
Speaker 1: for abortion money when y'all knew the bitch wasn't pregnant.

466
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Speaker 1: How do y'all respond to that? Y'all give them sends

467
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,159
Speaker 1: you a pregnancy test, but.

468
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:43,880
Speaker 3: Like, y'all just send the money, like y'all don't ask

469
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,720
Speaker 3: for an appointment, verification.

470
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Speaker 1: Or none of that. What's the point. It's five hunder buck.

471
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Speaker 3: I ain't gonna hold you now, bitch the way we

472
00:20:49,080 --> 00:20:52,800
Speaker 3: all was doing them COVID test everybody, No photoshop now, hey,

473
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:57,280
Speaker 3: I will photoshop of goddamn medical appointment. You say abortion

474
00:20:57,440 --> 00:21:01,560
Speaker 3: right there? For for tell my my my abortion was

475
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:04,200
Speaker 3: covered by insurance. And he was a trap niggas. So

476
00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:05,600
Speaker 3: he gave me mad money and he gave me the

477
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:06,320
Speaker 3: day off money.

478
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,760
Speaker 1: And I was like, damn, this is really it was

479
00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:09,399
Speaker 1: a real abortion.

480
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,239
Speaker 5: But I lied saying like I need two days off

481
00:21:12,320 --> 00:21:16,560
Speaker 5: plus it's five hundred dollars to sedate me? What it

482
00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:17,919
Speaker 5: was extra fifty dollars?

483
00:21:19,160 --> 00:21:20,960
Speaker 1: I just added to zero. That's all, bro.

484
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,359
Speaker 3: I don't remember anything like to anyone listening there, do

485
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Speaker 3: you did you did you do the deep sedation? No?

486
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Speaker 1: I was, I was, I was, I was about to

487
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,920
Speaker 1: say I was alive while they did it.

488
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:35,040
Speaker 3: I remember when they told me that if I couldn't

489
00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,080
Speaker 3: get my legs up that they weren't.

490
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,159
Speaker 5: They were gonna stop. That was the only thing that

491
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,800
Speaker 5: woke me up. But like I'm so sensitive, you know,

492
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,800
Speaker 5: I could barely handle two drinks. Yeah, but I say

493
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:44,480
Speaker 5: it all the time.

494
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,080
Speaker 3: Like when they did mine, like I think they tried

495
00:21:47,119 --> 00:21:48,680
Speaker 3: to like guilt me out of it, and I was like, bitch,

496
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,960
Speaker 3: is just a dot, Like it's.

497
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 1: Not even it's a dot. Take it out.

498
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Speaker 5: Take the dot out. I don't want to hear you

499
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:55,600
Speaker 5: just I said, just take it out. No, so they

500
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,639
Speaker 5: put They gave me this like ivy drip that like

501
00:21:57,720 --> 00:21:59,719
Speaker 5: basically sedated me. And I remember you have to put

502
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:01,520
Speaker 5: your your feet up, just like a guy to call

503
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 5: it this way man, and my legs were like I

504
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:04,040
Speaker 5: was really knocking out.

505
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,040
Speaker 1: The shit was too strong. And the doctor was like,

506
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:07,840
Speaker 1: if you can't keep your legs up, you're not getting

507
00:22:07,880 --> 00:22:11,040
Speaker 1: this and I'll let oh wake up, keep this baby out.

508
00:22:12,760 --> 00:22:17,720
Speaker 3: That ship was rough, but anyway, I remember. I remember

509
00:22:17,800 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 3: he called me when I got home and he was like,

510
00:22:20,400 --> 00:22:21,280
Speaker 3: what you want me to bring you?

511
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, out back.

512
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:24,879
Speaker 2: I was so basic, that's funny.

513
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:26,879
Speaker 3: I mean after my bors my mama fed me Arby's.

514
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:28,560
Speaker 3: I did not, but I felt like that was punishment

515
00:22:28,600 --> 00:22:34,000
Speaker 3: because like should have been like, oh, sixteenth, about to

516
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,840
Speaker 3: be seventeen. I was a junior going I was going

517
00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:38,200
Speaker 3: into my junior year of high school.

518
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Speaker 1: Sorry, And it was because I spent the summer with Weezy.

519
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:46,320
Speaker 1: Whole ass. What you went, Weezy? Did I fuck the friend? Yes?

520
00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,919
Speaker 3: And she got me pregnant by a gang banger who

521
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
Speaker 3: ended up locked up. So when I needed the abortion money,

522
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:51,960
Speaker 3: my homegirl that worked.

523
00:22:51,760 --> 00:22:56,680
Speaker 1: At Coastone had to play. I'm sorry. Was ghetout I

524
00:22:57,200 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 1: know he was a gang? Yes, I did you bitch?

525
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: What his friend because he was a love Yes? Was

526
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,600
Speaker 1: his friend of game bager? No, his friend was a rapper.

527
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:13,439
Speaker 1: His friend was a rapper. If that nigga find me now.

528
00:23:14,680 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 3: I really think though, when I was sending pictures back

529
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:19,040
Speaker 3: then and like be naked ship, if you got a

530
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:21,480
Speaker 3: nude before I had titties, does it count?

531
00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: No? And I remember my ex was like, you better

532
00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:25,280
Speaker 1: send me the newd.

533
00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 3: Titties now, beach you pap, I'm weak, spank, We're gonna

534
00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:34,120
Speaker 3: get into our hoard dir our hord durve.

535
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:37,440
Speaker 1: Segment is where we ask our guests to give a

536
00:23:37,640 --> 00:23:40,520
Speaker 1: sex tip. So you've been around quite a long time,

537
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,280
Speaker 1: almost half a century, so we would love to have

538
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Speaker 1: a sex tip from you, prehistoric or not.

539
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Speaker 6: Next Uh, it's not gonna be crazy with this show.

540
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,960
Speaker 6: It's probably with the bottom of y'all lits. Uh probably

541
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Speaker 6: will I said on my radio show.

542
00:23:57,480 --> 00:23:59,560
Speaker 1: And what's the name of the radio show?

543
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:00,320
Speaker 7: Uh?

544
00:24:00,640 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 2: Shit, straight from the heart? No, because straight from the

545
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 2: heart on Serious X ninety six.

546
00:24:05,680 --> 00:24:07,120
Speaker 1: We how do we listen to it on our phone?

547
00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 1: Since people are money, we got that.

548
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 2: They got that Serious xm app and you click on it,

549
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,880
Speaker 2: pay a little subscribing figure.

550
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 6: I forgot what it is. I finally trying to get

551
00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 6: a cold for all that pull something Oh boom, just remimy.

552
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 6: But uh, I told him, you have you do missionary?

553
00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:22,719
Speaker 6: You had like the little choke and you give him

554
00:24:22,720 --> 00:24:24,359
Speaker 6: a little smack when they're not when they're not looking

555
00:24:24,400 --> 00:24:26,440
Speaker 6: at you, like I want you to look at me.

556
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 1: It's kind of hot.

557
00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:29,160
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like that, So I'll get a little

558
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,960
Speaker 2: not a crazy smack, but nice little come on, look

559
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 2: at me.

560
00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:38,119
Speaker 5: I had a nigga choked me recently and dread nigga,

561
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,800
Speaker 5: and he just told me to keep my eyes a

562
00:24:39,800 --> 00:24:41,960
Speaker 5: little bit. And that ship was hot, bitch, because like

563
00:24:42,119 --> 00:24:45,320
Speaker 5: I contact, like straight on with someone kind of knew

564
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 5: was a little intense.

565
00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:48,680
Speaker 1: But when he was telling me, I was looking away.

566
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 3: I'm left like, I don't know if sometimes niggas faces

567
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,640
Speaker 3: don't look great, it's dearing sex.

568
00:24:54,720 --> 00:24:56,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't. I can't look at it

569
00:24:57,040 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 1: the whole time.

570
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,280
Speaker 2: I'm great until the time, no, I guess.

571
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 1: Oh, yes, that's literally. I was telling Mandy, Oh, I

572
00:25:02,640 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 1: ain't say it on the podcast yet about the laughing,

573
00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:04,879
Speaker 1: did I?

574
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:08,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't, I'm not looking. So I came so

575
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,479
Speaker 5: large that I laughed, full on laugh. The nigger got

576
00:25:11,520 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 5: soft and everything. But it was the strongest orgasm I've

577
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:17,080
Speaker 5: ever had. And it's not like it's the biggest dick.

578
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: I've ever had. It wasn't no crazy shit. I don't

579
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:21,160
Speaker 1: know what happened.

580
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:25,200
Speaker 3: I was in missionary maybe my body was tilted, but

581
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,600
Speaker 3: when he was sucking me, the orgasm took like two minutes,

582
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 3: and I just remember going up, up, up, and then

583
00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 3: like literally the second I came.

584
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 5: I'm like laughing hard to the point where I covered

585
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:39,320
Speaker 5: my bro and to know that that's how ugly I

586
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:43,760
Speaker 5: must look, because I was like, bro.

587
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 1: He literally said, like what.

588
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 2: You kept laughing though?

589
00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:50,959
Speaker 1: Did you push him off? You though?

590
00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 2: Bro?

591
00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,960
Speaker 5: No, he got soft. I was laughing so hard and

592
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 5: then I turned even when like you come that hardy lot.

593
00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,040
Speaker 5: Oh my god, don't look at me, don't touch me.

594
00:25:57,320 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: But hey, this is the worst part. So I came

595
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:04,920
Speaker 1: so hard tears came out and laughing. That's what I do, bitch.

596
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:05,240
Speaker 1: I don't know.

597
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:06,960
Speaker 5: Maybe I squired it. Then I don't know what happened

598
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,679
Speaker 5: to my body. But after this ship, we had dinner plans, right.

599
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:12,159
Speaker 5: I was like, hey, yo, can I get the let

600
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:13,440
Speaker 5: me put some music on. He was like, I'll do

601
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 5: what you want to put on. I said, put on

602
00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 5: g Z one O three, like.

603
00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: I need to I need my thug ship. You know

604
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,040
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, bitch, I a little bit nah,

605
00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:22,480
Speaker 1: And he.

606
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,719
Speaker 3: Was like, yo, you look like a fucking bird right now.

607
00:26:24,840 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 3: I was in the bathroom put on make time.

608
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: I had to like get my ship back, bitch, I'm

609
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:31,880
Speaker 1: crying on this niggas dick. It was like the third

610
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,480
Speaker 1: time we fucked. Have you ever done that?

611
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:33,639
Speaker 6: Like?

612
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 3: Have you ever as a woman ever like made you

613
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,960
Speaker 3: come so hard that you felt like you took a

614
00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,399
Speaker 3: little masculinity away from that.

615
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 2: I'm a mohay, we like that.

616
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:53,520
Speaker 1: Men moan? Please do it.

617
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 5: I don't know why men don't moan. I don't know

618
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,280
Speaker 5: if it's something in their brain that won't let them,

619
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:00,919
Speaker 5: like release any noise.

620
00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:09,560
Speaker 1: I don't know. But ant no, I don't call that

621
00:27:09,680 --> 00:27:14,520
Speaker 1: is that's a grunt? Wait, what's a man? Mom? I

622
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: want you to bitch. I want you to moan. You

623
00:27:16,680 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: want the bread? Oh yeah, moaning for me? I'll tell

624
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: you that because niggas be quiet.

625
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:27,600
Speaker 3: And this is why in America, y'all don't know how

626
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:31,679
Speaker 3: to talk, because we all defined ship differently around here. Anyways,

627
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 3: we're gonna get into our horrible decision. We have a

628
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:35,400
Speaker 3: ton of vanilla ship to get to, okay, and we're

629
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:39,440
Speaker 3: gonna start with someone's talking about the male body one

630
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,119
Speaker 3: being that I found recently and wanted to know if

631
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:44,040
Speaker 3: you guys were familiar with it and if you would

632
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 3: like it done to any of your partners or yourself.

633
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 3: So breast implants aren't the only implants getting switched out

634
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:53,120
Speaker 3: for a large size. Have either of you guys heard

635
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 3: about testical implants. Yes, but that's normally for cancer patients.

636
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,200
Speaker 3: While some of them are also to have it showing

637
00:28:02,440 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 3: and like some of it is just what is it

638
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,440
Speaker 3: called cosmetic? Like where they wanted just to be shown

639
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:08,680
Speaker 3: while they.

640
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,959
Speaker 5: Were you not like vaulted in the clip. Yeah, they

641
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 5: want big ball, I like a swinging ball. Did they

642
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:16,800
Speaker 5: lower when you got older?

643
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,800
Speaker 1: They drop it in cases? Someone did ask.

644
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:25,520
Speaker 3: I believe they encased the original testicle and it keeps

645
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:29,960
Speaker 3: it still kind of it's really just for cosmetic because

646
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 3: it doesn't work the same, so it doesn't hold sperm.

647
00:28:33,240 --> 00:28:35,640
Speaker 1: All the natural things make them bigger? Does it fuck

648
00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: your sperm? U?

649
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 3: Listen, I just found out. Look, I just know that

650
00:28:39,680 --> 00:28:45,640
Speaker 3: there's a picture you could have bigger fucking testicles between said,

651
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 3: we're gonna get into the shout out of the cosmetic lane.

652
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:50,400
Speaker 3: You know, I've been looking up because I want these

653
00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,440
Speaker 3: titties that so I've been looking up all the little.

654
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:56,479
Speaker 5: Bro I cannot can y'all both please tell Mandy Mandy

655
00:28:56,720 --> 00:28:59,080
Speaker 5: lost weight so she feels like now her titties there

656
00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,080
Speaker 5: are good.

657
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:04,200
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, don't they look good? Look, I can't listen.

658
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,000
Speaker 3: Y'all can say what you want to come and come

659
00:29:06,040 --> 00:29:06,280
Speaker 3: and gage.

660
00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,360
Speaker 1: You don't need them done. I don't care.

661
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do what I want the same way I

662
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:11,080
Speaker 3: got these teeth did, same way I lost this weight,

663
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 3: same way I might gain some bitch, let.

664
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: Me do what I want, motherfucking do I mean, do

665
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,600
Speaker 1: what you want to do. I'm just telling you people

666
00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,960
Speaker 1: will pay for them titties. Good for those people. I

667
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 1: want to pay for better.

668
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 3: They sagging, they wrinkle because I've lost so much weight,

669
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,120
Speaker 3: Like this looks good right now, I guess not naked,

670
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 3: and there's no way to save it.

671
00:29:27,480 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 1: They're fucking rink.

672
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 3: The only way, the only way to say, the only

673
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,239
Speaker 3: way to save them is for me to gain weight

674
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:33,479
Speaker 3: back then y'all gonna talk.

675
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 5: You know what, though, I maybe you may have a

676
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 5: different brain about titties than I do. I really love

677
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,400
Speaker 5: it as someone doesn't have natural titties like I like

678
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 5: love it. If I see like a stretch, marking and

679
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:46,840
Speaker 5: titty of anything, I love you.

680
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 1: Go back to our first couple of years. It was

681
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: my favorite part of my body.

682
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:55,920
Speaker 3: Not anymore they're not sitting the same and they're wrinking

683
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 3: like they're literally wrinkly Michigan.

684
00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: You know, no, I lost weight.

685
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:04,720
Speaker 3: I'm another one I wanted to talk about. Now we've

686
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,120
Speaker 3: talked about one similarly. I do want to know if

687
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 3: you're familiar with the term diphilia it diphailia. A Los

688
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:20,280
Speaker 3: Angeles truck driver known only as Tank opened up recently

689
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 3: about life with diphilia, which is a condition meaning that

690
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:28,120
Speaker 3: he has two penises which would ejaculate simultaneously.

691
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:32,560
Speaker 1: That's how if only one would stimulate. How big are they? Now?

692
00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:35,400
Speaker 3: You know they didn't have pictures here, But how big

693
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 3: are they? It doesn't let me if you have two

694
00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:41,800
Speaker 3: five inches dicks, I'll take you want to small dicks?

695
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 3: I told you it'll be like double vaginal.

696
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:46,960
Speaker 2: How's the dicks lined up? Though?

697
00:30:50,200 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: Is it given sex? That part?

698
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:53,800
Speaker 2: I don't know.

699
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:58,920
Speaker 1: We've talked about that. I don't know. I'm not gonna lie.

700
00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 1: I need them to be different sizes, not the same size,

701
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: but definitely not two little ones. What's the point of that? Oh?

702
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 5: There short and there there are two fat one like

703
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,120
Speaker 5: I want one? Imagine like you get to do this.

704
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:15,960
Speaker 1: When you second date that's you know what, But have

705
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: you ever thought do you have? Technically?

706
00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,360
Speaker 2: I never thought about that too.

707
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,240
Speaker 5: You never thought one of the one of the b

708
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 5: I mean technically, wait, no, one of the b one

709
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:30,840
Speaker 5: of the b okay whatever the bootlehole in the vagina.

710
00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:39,880
Speaker 5: It felt kind of like, you're it's funny y'all are

711
00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:40,520
Speaker 5: dating now.

712
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:42,640
Speaker 3: All of y'all except for me, and I wanted to

713
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:45,600
Speaker 3: know y'all thoughts on this bumble recently and now dating?

714
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 1: You go on dates you went.

715
00:31:48,960 --> 00:31:51,560
Speaker 3: I did go ax throwing, but it's because my ex

716
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,720
Speaker 3: didn't go there as much as bad as I wanted

717
00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:55,840
Speaker 3: to go. So I said, oh, I'm single now I'm

718
00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 3: gonna go to Xzone. The nigga didn't even have a

719
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 3: goat exton and I told him we go on X

720
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,200
Speaker 3: Zone real white people ship.

721
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 1: But it was cute. It was really cute. I feel

722
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,479
Speaker 1: like i'd be really bad at that. I'm not gonna lie.

723
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: Me and him was the top two. We beat all

724
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,960
Speaker 1: the white people. Bitch congratulations.

725
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,520
Speaker 3: It was like cute, but I was like, nigga, don't

726
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 3: be coming with your athleticism and he did it one.

727
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 3: I'm like, Nigga, I was supposed to win.

728
00:32:14,720 --> 00:32:16,640
Speaker 1: Oh. I love when niggas let you win. I'm like,

729
00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 1: are you going to date? You're not letting a woman

730
00:32:19,720 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 1: win if y'all go to like anything. No, like you

731
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:28,080
Speaker 1: be speaking at as. Now what if she beats you?

732
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 1: But you are the best, I'm.

733
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 2: Gonna lay you.

734
00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: Yeah what I'm the best.

735
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 2: It was gonna be money. I'll lay you, okay, like

736
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 2: one hundred something like that.

737
00:32:37,760 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: You money confident, I'm gonna take that.

738
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lay one hundred to your ten.

739
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:48,600
Speaker 3: If we like busy, I like, that's calling me a

740
00:32:48,640 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 3: broke bitch.

741
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:52,840
Speaker 1: No, that's hot. That's what it's like when niggas like,

742
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 1: let you pay for like the little ship, let me

743
00:32:55,600 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: get the parking bitch. I paid for some part. Another night,

744
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: this nigga Tavit and I went to the valley. He

745
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: said forty dollars. I said forty dollars. Said he parked

746
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: in the front. I said, I didn't approve the you

747
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,959
Speaker 1: talking about. I hate when niggas do that. Now keep

748
00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,760
Speaker 1: it in the front. I don't know. I had doll

749
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: I said, that's that's what you get for offering. I

750
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:17,320
Speaker 1: passed that.

751
00:33:17,720 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 5: No, I like, I like making a gesture because I

752
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 5: feel like a lot of women don't and I just

753
00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:26,040
Speaker 5: but also that's kind of in my nature though to

754
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:28,719
Speaker 5: do something little. I ain't say I was paying everything,

755
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:30,280
Speaker 5: but I like a little. I love when a nigga comes,

756
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 5: they about to pay for something.

757
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: Maybe she got it. Yeah, So Bubble is banning ghosting.

758
00:33:38,560 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 3: Stood up singles are urged to now report offenders for

759
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 3: what they consider abusive behavior.

760
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous.

761
00:33:45,840 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 3: The trendy dating platform will now allow it's millions of

762
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:51,680
Speaker 3: users to report each other for ghosting on an in

763
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 3: person date.

764
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: So the app plan that's a no show, So it's

765
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: well they're calling yeahs.

766
00:33:57,520 --> 00:34:00,720
Speaker 3: According to Engadget, the apps updated guy like are intended

767
00:34:00,800 --> 00:34:04,720
Speaker 3: to discourage no show behavior through disallowing the act of

768
00:34:04,960 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 3: not turning up to an in person meetup despite clear

769
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 3: peans plans agreed by both parties. So stood up singletons

770
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,240
Speaker 3: would now be able to use the InApp report feature

771
00:34:15,680 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 3: to write out offenders.

772
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: Now, can I just say something? Talk to me? One

773
00:34:19,480 --> 00:34:21,719
Speaker 1: of my homeboys went out, old were you and I

774
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:25,160
Speaker 1: talking to him? No? Sorry. One of my homeboys was

775
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:29,400
Speaker 1: on a date and he said he pulled up.

776
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,319
Speaker 5: He said, I thought that it could have been heard

777
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:32,799
Speaker 5: because she was the only black girl in his bar,

778
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 5: and he was like, but I was like, ain't no, wait,

779
00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 5: that's not the girl I st wipe on And he

780
00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 5: was like, I didn't even want to go up to her.

781
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,399
Speaker 1: He was like, I felt so forced to finish this date.

782
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:45,439
Speaker 5: She looked completely different and he was like, like he said,

783
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 5: he almost didn't think it was the same picture.

784
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 3: Has that happened with you? Like, have you met someone

785
00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,840
Speaker 3: on Instagram? Date on Instagram or dady apps and they

786
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:53,800
Speaker 3: didn't look like their picture?

787
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,760
Speaker 6: But I ain't making a date though, I just invite

788
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,759
Speaker 6: them to the show. So if I see him at

789
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 6: the end of the showy, all nice to major.

790
00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:03,680
Speaker 1: Glad you do that? Is that a good way to do?

791
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:06,000
Speaker 1: You do that? Danny? Do you invite girls? You invite

792
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 1: girls to the show.

793
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 4: Our shows are different. He's got shows. I got our show.

794
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:18,359
Speaker 1: We are that a working space, nigga, I'm.

795
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 3: This show would but you invite them there and then

796
00:35:23,400 --> 00:35:25,400
Speaker 3: if you think they look attractive, then you invite them

797
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:26,000
Speaker 3: on a date later.

798
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, if I'm not producing the show, yeah, I'm just

799
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,439
Speaker 8: going up and I can if I'm producing the show.

800
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:34,240
Speaker 4: It's too stressful.

801
00:35:34,239 --> 00:35:36,239
Speaker 2: I don't. I can't. You're doing a lot of work.

802
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,800
Speaker 1: What does that mean you pick all the comedians?

803
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, you hosting or something like that. You can't really

804
00:35:40,280 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 4: kick it for.

805
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 3: So you so you wait to see if they look good,

806
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,640
Speaker 3: and then do you invite them out again? What's like

807
00:35:46,719 --> 00:35:47,319
Speaker 3: a first date?

808
00:35:47,440 --> 00:35:50,120
Speaker 1: Then after you? Okay, girl in person? What's what's the

809
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:51,759
Speaker 1: first date that you like to do that works?

810
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 3: Someone's get a great conversation, then okay, some good food

811
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,680
Speaker 3: and then dinner goes well, what's what's an dinner?

812
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:05,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably like a lounge or something. Okay, f club, lounge, drink.

813
00:36:05,560 --> 00:36:06,560
Speaker 2: Oh you're saying after.

814
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,879
Speaker 1: Then on the next date, the next date, the next date,

815
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:09,480
Speaker 1: next date.

816
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 2: Uh No, I won't be done that yet. I don't

817
00:36:13,960 --> 00:36:14,080
Speaker 2: have to.

818
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,839
Speaker 6: I don't mind that I would have to find out,

819
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 6: like at then I'm gonna find out things about you.

820
00:36:19,719 --> 00:36:21,360
Speaker 6: So if I find out that you like something that

821
00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:22,839
Speaker 6: our second date.

822
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 5: As someone that's been going on dates more frequently, like

823
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,640
Speaker 5: dating apps and stuff, I don't want somebody in my

824
00:36:28,719 --> 00:36:31,600
Speaker 5: home on the second date necessarily or third yep. So

825
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:37,200
Speaker 5: besides a comedy show, what else can we do excellently?

826
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 5: The other day I went to the slipper Room.

827
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:42,879
Speaker 1: That was fun. In New York.

828
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,680
Speaker 5: It's like a Burlett's show. You can find one in

829
00:36:44,719 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 5: your city. The slipperroom for less shows are great.

830
00:36:46,640 --> 00:36:48,800
Speaker 1: That's that was fun. And I one in l I

831
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,879
Speaker 1: forgot the name of it though, a bro less show

832
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 1: and La tell us fuck, I can't.

833
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:53,840
Speaker 2: Remember the name anyone.

834
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 6: Is that the show where it's like the we have

835
00:36:57,120 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 6: like midgets and like tall girls and figure old titties

836
00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,719
Speaker 6: and should yeah they have little landa sh yeah, I'm

837
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:04,360
Speaker 6: sorry little people. I follow job forgot Mandy says it

838
00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 6: got twenty twenty three, but yeah, yeah he is.

839
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: Don't get canceled. What if white ones say nigga, that's it?

840
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: And even then, look at Bill Burr, He's still here.

841
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 6: But we'd be funny and you'll be uhgan yeah, Joe

842
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 6: yea yeah.

843
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 5: Bil Bert Wait wait wait there was another comedian that

844
00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:26,879
Speaker 5: was saying, because Bill Burr got Bill Marsk, So wait

845
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 5: a second.

846
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,799
Speaker 3: So we just want jail podcasters slash comedian and then

847
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 3: I don't have to get believed out anymore. I just

848
00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 3: need to be sure that's how this works, so we

849
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 3: will never be like I could start saying things like.

850
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,239
Speaker 5: For example, I've been seeing clips of Andrew Schulz say

851
00:37:41,280 --> 00:37:45,440
Speaker 5: stuff so bad that I'm like, what, like especially the

852
00:37:45,480 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 5: way he talks about Indians and Asians. But I'm like, oh, well,

853
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 5: he is hilarious, so like literally I was thinking about

854
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,920
Speaker 5: it and I was like, okay, so you're sitting next

855
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 5: to Akash He's Indian, so it kind of like escapes it.

856
00:37:57,880 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 5: And then you know w Andrews said with us, he

857
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 5: says it about him, and it's like I can talk

858
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:02,680
Speaker 5: about beaches glomb right here.

859
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 1: Like he knows what he's doing. You know what it

860
00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: is too.

861
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:07,239
Speaker 2: If you don't like spongors and stuff like that, you

862
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:07,920
Speaker 2: can't get canceled.

863
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,399
Speaker 1: We get picked.

864
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:13,560
Speaker 3: A lot of people don't want to sponsor our show

865
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:17,319
Speaker 3: either because of the things we talked about and saying

866
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,960
Speaker 3: as well, that's why we're on tour whore Hive dot com.

867
00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:22,160
Speaker 3: Come and see a sly baby, say some who sit

868
00:38:22,239 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 3: on this state I have Mandy. I ain't gonna repeat it,

869
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:28,359
Speaker 3: you know, but to see it live.

870
00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:28,680
Speaker 1: Baby.

871
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 5: We don't have a lot of Asian fans, so we

872
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 5: were lucky, which I didn't even see nothing bad.

873
00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: I just said, Chinese food is my least favorite China.

874
00:38:36,200 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 5: Can I just say Asian and Asian fans off to

875
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 5: la because this is the most Asian fans I think

876
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,120
Speaker 5: we have. But maybe it's because I'm going out around

877
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,840
Speaker 5: a lot here more. But recently one of my friends,

878
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,399
Speaker 5: his name is Miko, and he dresses fly as fuck.

879
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:50,600
Speaker 5: He is Asian and we all know they be dressing.

880
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 5: Let's let's bey the heypees.

881
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: Right, they culturally appropriate so I can't remember where he No,

882
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: they are appropriate. Some ship Asians be dressed.

883
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 2: Bro.

884
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 1: They got a swag absolutely, bro. Look at like from.

885
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 5: So I don't know, like you gotta take a Harajuku style,

886
00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 5: like a lot of Japanese clothing, the way it's tailored,

887
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:16,520
Speaker 5: Like I just really like Japanese style and not but anyway, and.

888
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 1: The minimalism whatever. So we go out, this Asian girl

889
00:39:20,560 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: comes up to me. She was like, oh my god.

890
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,480
Speaker 1: She was about to say something to me like oh,

891
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 1: you're a Miko's friend, and she.

892
00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 5: Was like no, I was just about to say like

893
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 5: I love horrible and I was like, oh my god, Asian,

894
00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry.

895
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,239
Speaker 1: I thought I met you before. And she said to me.

896
00:39:38,320 --> 00:39:41,320
Speaker 1: Shouting to her, she was like he must be Asian.

897
00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:47,400
Speaker 1: I was like, no, Miko rhymes black bitch. I was scared.

898
00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:48,879
Speaker 1: But I do want to say I know our one

899
00:39:48,920 --> 00:39:50,719
Speaker 1: Asian fan, Fanny Funk.

900
00:39:51,640 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 5: I think that's her name, but I know you fuck

901
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 5: with us your patron name because Stanny is her first name.

902
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,560
Speaker 1: I don't know even if you still listen, that Funk

903
00:39:58,680 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: sounds like you just made that up.

904
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 7: It was a Fanny f name, So you is crazy

905
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 7: you it wasn't Fanny Fremont. We'll give you a free ticket.

906
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:23,880
Speaker 3: All right, another Vanilla ship. And I want to know

907
00:40:23,920 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 3: if you guys would consider this.

908
00:40:25,239 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: Actually, So, have you guys.

909
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:32,000
Speaker 3: Ever heard of an affair consultant? So an a fair

910
00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,160
Speaker 3: consultant is actually a consultant that will help.

911
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: You fight the urge to cheat. Oh, not the opposite,

912
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:38,600
Speaker 1: not the honest.

913
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,680
Speaker 3: So resisting the temptation to cheat on a spouse or

914
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,680
Speaker 3: significant o. There can be hard work, but a snoke

915
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:48,000
Speaker 3: crowned a fair consultant is virally advising want to be

916
00:40:48,120 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 3: two timers to keep it in their pants for the

917
00:40:50,560 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 3: sake of their relationship.

918
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:55,920
Speaker 1: The therapist man being attracted, Well, what's what's crazy? Yes?

919
00:40:56,040 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 3: But no, like my therapist, I was very open with

920
00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,800
Speaker 3: her with letting her know that she's really good with

921
00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 3: business dynamics and partnerships.

922
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 1: And things like that because of you, bus.

923
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 3: I mean, but the way that I'm dealing with this

924
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 3: healing journey with my partner, That's why I'm seeking uh

925
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 3: a love and sex coach, because I don't feel like

926
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 3: my therapist is going to be able to do all

927
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:19,960
Speaker 3: the same things.

928
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 1: I don't think any therapist between a love and sex coach.

929
00:41:23,320 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 3: Yes, Like, well, they probably can't label themselves a therapist

930
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 3: because some are self indoctrine. Some may not be complete

931
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:35,520
Speaker 3: with school or have an actual degree to call themselves

932
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 3: a doctor or anything like that. So like, if anyone

933
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 3: normally is like a life coach, they may have took

934
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:41,879
Speaker 3: a master club.

935
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: We had a good one.

936
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 5: I forgot who recommended them? Was it my assistant Tiana

937
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:49,080
Speaker 5: who fucking recommended us? The girl Alison?

938
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:52,319
Speaker 1: I liked her. We had her mediate a few. Oh yeah,

939
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: that's the one. Never say that you hung up on,

940
00:41:55,880 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: bitch because you was tripping. That's why she loved. We

941
00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:02,400
Speaker 1: paid for this. You could therapize me, bitch, and I

942
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:04,960
Speaker 1: stayed on scuse I ain't gonna sit on the whole trick.

943
00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: Stayed on it. I stayed on it and got my

944
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,040
Speaker 1: little session done. Bro.

945
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:12,040
Speaker 5: Every time I get upset, like I think that's when

946
00:42:12,160 --> 00:42:13,319
Speaker 5: like Florida comes out.

947
00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: It's like I get so ruthless and I'm working on.

948
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 5: It, I really am, because like I feel like the

949
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 5: older you get, you should have better not even communication skills,

950
00:42:25,080 --> 00:42:27,160
Speaker 5: but better skills for yourself.

951
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:30,759
Speaker 1: In managing when you're getting Yeah, and that I've had

952
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:32,680
Speaker 1: to learn how to do you know what I.

953
00:42:32,719 --> 00:42:34,960
Speaker 5: Mean, Like when it's not a love relationship, because for

954
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 5: a love relationship, you feel like, oh I have to

955
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 5: like nurture this or your your ego is less out

956
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 5: of it because of how you feel about that person.

957
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 5: But whether it be business or friendship, sometimes I'm way

958
00:42:45,760 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 5: more like hard and I don't know if it's a

959
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 5: self defense mechanism or what, but like it just causes

960
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:55,360
Speaker 5: me to like snap, and therapy almost don't help that shit, bro,

961
00:42:55,719 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 5: because sometimes I be talking about therapists about like ways

962
00:42:58,680 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 5: to do shit, and I'd be like, no, I still want,

963
00:43:00,400 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 5: like I don't know what to.

964
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 1: I don't know, like is it just being ghetto? Like

965
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 1: when do you get rid of it? I mean I'm

966
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,640
Speaker 1: I feel like I've gotten rid of it. I feel

967
00:43:07,760 --> 00:43:09,279
Speaker 1: like worked great.

968
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,319
Speaker 2: No, I just got into a bar fight last year,

969
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:11,959
Speaker 2: not a bar.

970
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: Wait for what happened? Some people slapped. Are you still

971
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,240
Speaker 1: you still got the charges? No, you just came from Canada.

972
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:22,359
Speaker 1: You good? Good god.

973
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 6: We was in we got a section or whatever, me

974
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 6: and my friends and the guys just kept coming in

975
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 6: the section. I'm like, oh man, I can't be up

976
00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:31,080
Speaker 6: in it. And one dude looked me up and down.

977
00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:35,800
Speaker 6: I'm like, somebody, wasn't it a video of me getting

978
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:36,720
Speaker 6: jumped before niggas?

979
00:43:38,480 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 2: It is a video?

980
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: Okay? Can I ask you how did the women in

981
00:43:42,120 --> 00:43:44,720
Speaker 1: your life treat you after you got jumped?

982
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 6: Like?

983
00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 1: Were they thoughtful? They came and took care of you.

984
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:50,800
Speaker 1: I would love to be a nurse to a nigga.

985
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, shot just like weapon like that too.

986
00:43:59,600 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 6: But that's when my cat took the hookahstands was swinging up.

987
00:44:06,080 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: They go to jail.

988
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 2: Cop said, who was fighting?

989
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:12,239
Speaker 1: I would have pressed charges. Real niggas do real things.

990
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:13,560
Speaker 2: That's the one that's one of my friends.

991
00:44:16,320 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 5: Honestly though, was like, that's I'm so so hot, I'm

992
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 5: gonna get a tattoo and get the same way. What

993
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,440
Speaker 5: but you know I love nursing a nigga. I'm not

994
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:28,839
Speaker 5: nigga told me he had COVID.

995
00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:29,440
Speaker 1: I probably could on.

996
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:32,200
Speaker 3: A little plastic BA want to help now. I want

997
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 3: to go back to this because I find it really interesting.

998
00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 3: At any point in your relationships when you had the

999
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 3: urge to cheat, would this be something that you would

1000
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 3: have went after?

1001
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 1: Would you wanted it to have stopped yourself from cheating?

1002
00:44:45,640 --> 00:44:46,200
Speaker 1: If you didn't?

1003
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:49,960
Speaker 2: No, he won that three in the morning. I was

1004
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 2: drunk when girls firting with me. He won that.

1005
00:44:52,880 --> 00:44:55,879
Speaker 1: Also, Like if I want to cheat that Babbage, Yeah

1006
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:56,880
Speaker 1: with then what?

1007
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,959
Speaker 5: Because to me, you got an impulse kind of cheat,

1008
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 5: and then you have a deeper rooted like Oh, I

1009
00:45:03,280 --> 00:45:04,960
Speaker 5: want to cheat because I don't like you anymore. I

1010
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 5: want to cheat because you're making me angry. Like I

1011
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,080
Speaker 5: feel like I got to nurture today. If I'm gonna

1012
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:09,800
Speaker 5: pay some money, I need to get the most fucking

1013
00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:10,600
Speaker 5: consultant for us.

1014
00:45:10,800 --> 00:45:12,160
Speaker 1: Now I do want to share too.

1015
00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:15,920
Speaker 3: So LaRusso is the name of this specific person working

1016
00:45:15,960 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 3: on anti cheating pointers that are fairly team compared to others.

1017
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 3: There is another therapist that has gone viral as well.

1018
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 3: Her name is Olivia Bentley and she helps couples stay

1019
00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:31,280
Speaker 3: together by sleeping with them. She sleeps with her clients

1020
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:34,080
Speaker 3: in orders to support stability in their marriage.

1021
00:45:34,080 --> 00:45:37,440
Speaker 1: Now imagine if that pussy too good, Olivia, she just

1022
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: got to keep coming in and then we'll work through.

1023
00:45:43,520 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 1: Now I'll get married.

1024
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 5: I would say this when I was in a throtle

1025
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 5: with Beard bad and Scissors Scissors, The sex that we

1026
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 5: all had apart from each other was always good until

1027
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,120
Speaker 5: the breakup, Like it was good fucking him when I

1028
00:45:57,239 --> 00:46:00,319
Speaker 5: wasn't with her, because we would be talking about her.

1029
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: Thinking about her.

1030
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:02,560
Speaker 5: He would say things to me about like we were

1031
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:04,920
Speaker 5: all in love with each other, but at the end

1032
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 5: of it it felt hella empty. So the sex definitely

1033
00:46:10,160 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 5: changes when it's removed. So I think that in that

1034
00:46:13,080 --> 00:46:15,239
Speaker 5: case it could spice it up. But at some point

1035
00:46:15,719 --> 00:46:17,640
Speaker 5: then you only think like, damn, now we need to

1036
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,560
Speaker 5: keep tapping this up. Now we need to like find

1037
00:46:19,560 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 5: a new bitch, now, we need to have new experiences.

1038
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 5: Like I think, once you stop having enjoyable sex with

1039
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:25,960
Speaker 5: each other, that's a very scary point.

1040
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree, I agree, But also sex to some

1041
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 3: people like some people aren't that sexual, like where I

1042
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:36,320
Speaker 3: know I have a high sex drive and I probably

1043
00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 3: wanted a lot like Also, I have to realize that

1044
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:40,440
Speaker 3: some people may not be as sexual.

1045
00:46:40,520 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 1: Now would I be with them? Niggas? No, but don't

1046
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: won't you?

1047
00:46:45,239 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 3: But for people in marriages, sometimes maybe they marry before

1048
00:46:49,600 --> 00:46:51,040
Speaker 3: people hit their sex drive.

1049
00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: That's like you know what I mean?

1050
00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 3: Like some people's sex drive will change while being in

1051
00:46:54,719 --> 00:46:57,719
Speaker 3: a relationship, and I wouldn't. I wouldn't suggest someone to

1052
00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 3: break up with someone because it didn't match. So maybe

1053
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 3: because if it's maybe it's not enjoyable or you're not

1054
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 3: getting it a much getting it as much.

1055
00:47:04,760 --> 00:47:07,879
Speaker 1: People do change with their desires. Bro, That's my greatest fear.

1056
00:47:07,960 --> 00:47:10,360
Speaker 5: I literally asked this week two different niggas like, do

1057
00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,480
Speaker 5: you think I'm a morning or night sex person?

1058
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:14,480
Speaker 3: Both of them were like, you want to fuck all

1059
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:17,560
Speaker 3: the time. If it's daylight, it might be the sun

1060
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:18,919
Speaker 3: coming up going to who knows?

1061
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: Same?

1062
00:47:19,440 --> 00:47:21,879
Speaker 2: But I was married. I definitely went months with sex

1063
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 2: months once.

1064
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 3: And so when you're married that long and you're going

1065
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 3: once without sex, you though did want it?

1066
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:28,960
Speaker 2: Right?

1067
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:30,440
Speaker 1: Uh?

1068
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:33,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, how did you keep from stepping out? Or did

1069
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:36,000
Speaker 3: you communicate. Hey, babe, we haven't had sex and months.

1070
00:47:36,040 --> 00:47:38,040
Speaker 2: I didn't communicate. That was probably my problem. I didn't

1071
00:47:38,040 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 2: communicate with it.

1072
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: It would be like get used to it. Yeah.

1073
00:47:40,239 --> 00:47:42,600
Speaker 6: I was like, I'm the nightlife guy, so I got

1074
00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 6: my show and I go out party. She was the housewife,

1075
00:47:45,080 --> 00:47:46,480
Speaker 6: so she had to get up early with the kids.

1076
00:47:46,719 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 6: I get in through in the morning drunk and she's

1077
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 6: shaking a leg a break downstairs.

1078
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 2: Watch TV.

1079
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 5: What's the longest, because you're you both married in the

1080
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:57,879
Speaker 5: relationships sam amount of time, I'm saying you the old nigga,

1081
00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 5: But what's the longest y'all went without because you don't

1082
00:48:01,719 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 5: have kids A.

1083
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,759
Speaker 4: Good week or so we can have How long were

1084
00:48:05,800 --> 00:48:10,160
Speaker 4: you were? I mean, uh, like seven years, nigga.

1085
00:48:10,200 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 1: You've only went a week without sucking her? I mean

1086
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,160
Speaker 1: she was great.

1087
00:48:13,800 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 2: Really sorry.

1088
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: I feel like like he's like, really said, you don't

1089
00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:21,280
Speaker 1: want to do you want? At the end of the Friday,

1090
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: he was just so bad to me.

1091
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 8: We're gonna have two weeks, bro, that's living together. Two

1092
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 8: weeks live was my two weeks off?

1093
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:30,399
Speaker 2: Dog?

1094
00:48:30,520 --> 00:48:33,319
Speaker 1: He just said he went more. I even went longer

1095
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,799
Speaker 1: than that when I was living with old bay because

1096
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:34,960
Speaker 1: I was.

1097
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:36,440
Speaker 4: Mad at him exactly.

1098
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 2: Oh so you wasn't given them no?

1099
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,440
Speaker 1: And I would masturbate while he was in the house too,

1100
00:48:40,480 --> 00:48:49,919
Speaker 1: and hope he heard what de Yeah dang.

1101
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 3: And I didn't even live with my ex and we

1102
00:48:52,440 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 3: went The only time we didn't have sex was when

1103
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:59,320
Speaker 3: we were broken up. Girl reading home man, Okay, I

1104
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:03,920
Speaker 3: understand we fucking funny, alrighty, home mail, and we need

1105
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:04,880
Speaker 3: your help with this one.

1106
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 1: It's a really short one again.

1107
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 3: If you want to send in your homemail, please send

1108
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:11,359
Speaker 3: it into Horrible Decisions at gmail dot com. Hello, y'all.

1109
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 3: Love your podcast. It has educated me on so many

1110
00:49:14,040 --> 00:49:16,080
Speaker 3: things regarding sex, dating, and life in general.

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00:49:16,160 --> 00:49:16,799
Speaker 1: Here's my question.

1112
00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 3: I've been fucking this guy for a couple of months.

1113
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:21,799
Speaker 3: I am moving in six months, so I'm not taking

1114
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:24,800
Speaker 3: him seriously and I'm having fun with him until I

1115
00:49:24,920 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 3: move because I don't have the energy to date anyone

1116
00:49:27,080 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 3: else right now. He's great in every accent, in every

1117
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:34,080
Speaker 3: aspect except for one. He comes in under five minutes

1118
00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:34,919
Speaker 3: every single time.

1119
00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: Do we get back up?

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00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:38,879
Speaker 3: At first, I thought he was just excited and didn't

1121
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,439
Speaker 3: make him feel bad about it, But come on, tried

1122
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:43,719
Speaker 3: making jokes about it and ask him to pull out

1123
00:49:43,719 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 3: when he feels like he's about to come, but it

1124
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,279
Speaker 3: still doesn't last longer than five minutes. He's great at

1125
00:49:48,320 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 3: four play, don't get me wrong, But damn, I'm sure

1126
00:49:51,280 --> 00:49:52,200
Speaker 3: y'all have already.

1127
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:53,960
Speaker 1: Answered this question one hundred times. We haven't, So I

1128
00:49:54,080 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 1: was like, but what do I do to help him

1129
00:49:56,520 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 1: last longer?

1130
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:05,160
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, there's a de sanitizing spray. It's

1131
00:50:05,200 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 5: a little white bottle. I've seen it in a nigga's

1132
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:11,080
Speaker 5: house before. I didn't know he was using it, But bitch,

1133
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:14,439
Speaker 5: you might just have a more fucking I would say,

1134
00:50:15,760 --> 00:50:17,920
Speaker 5: make that nigga some oat mill and drizzle that honeypack,

1135
00:50:17,960 --> 00:50:18,120
Speaker 5: and that.

1136
00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: Bitch make that niggas.

1137
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, you just gotta tell the truth, Okay, but you

1138
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,800
Speaker 3: gotta tell them, yo, babe, I'm gonna give you this honeypack.

1139
00:50:23,840 --> 00:50:25,760
Speaker 1: I've heard so many things about it on horrible decisions

1140
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,239
Speaker 1: and other things.

1141
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:30,879
Speaker 5: Also, don't say that's a good point. Yeah, you don't

1142
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:33,399
Speaker 5: say like, oh, it's because your dick can't fucking laugh.

1143
00:50:33,480 --> 00:50:35,840
Speaker 1: I say, this is some cool shit. This is supposed

1144
00:50:35,840 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: to be. My son acts like you take one too.

1145
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:38,040
Speaker 1: You took.

1146
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,279
Speaker 3: Listen, but that honeypack, bitch, I was begging him like

1147
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 3: they're gonna come. Like the next morning I felt him

1148
00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 3: and my stomach still the next morning. I sucked the

1149
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:51,600
Speaker 3: dick the next morning because I it was so much.

1150
00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: Who would you give to green Eyes? Took it and bitch,

1151
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,080
Speaker 1: that's the that's the email I got where.

1152
00:50:55,960 --> 00:50:59,120
Speaker 3: That nigga said, going keep sucking your drug induce honey

1153
00:50:59,160 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 3: pack Dixon.

1154
00:51:00,560 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: But she was so mad he kind of drugs and

1155
00:51:02,600 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: the cancer factory that you lied about it. Bitch, No

1156
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:08,080
Speaker 1: ship pulls the whole, but no the honey peg.

1157
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,920
Speaker 3: And he already has good day it can already getting

1158
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,320
Speaker 3: back up multiple times.

1159
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:14,880
Speaker 1: It got some nerves, bro, Why don't you lie I

1160
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:15,640
Speaker 1: having cancer?

1161
00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,239
Speaker 7: You can literally say many Mandy could have a video

1162
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 7: of a game.

1163
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,560
Speaker 1: You can't say nothing.

1164
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:22,680
Speaker 3: Lied about being in the hospitals. So of course he

1165
00:51:22,800 --> 00:51:24,640
Speaker 3: lies about not the horse coach.

1166
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:30,640
Speaker 1: Can nigga for sympathy. I know he beat it, not

1167
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 1: that he got it, that he some time and life

1168
00:51:33,719 --> 00:51:35,759
Speaker 1: he got and beat it. Nigga got it and beat

1169
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:39,320
Speaker 1: it in the five months we have been together. Got bitch,

1170
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 1: drugg you know what I mean? Don't do that. She'ld

1171
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,480
Speaker 1: be like, Babe, I'm sorry, I'm just like really having

1172
00:51:48,480 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 1: a heart beat.

1173
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:54,160
Speaker 5: Hey, I had cancer. Nothing is his hardest. No, no, no, no, no, no,

1174
00:51:54,760 --> 00:51:56,320
Speaker 5: we don't have to get into it. It was a

1175
00:51:56,400 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 5: really tough time in my life, you know what I'm saying.

1176
00:51:58,239 --> 00:51:59,680
Speaker 5: And if you know I did it, Mandy be she's

1177
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:00,600
Speaker 5: swaped my nant.

1178
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:01,719
Speaker 1: So it's also big.

1179
00:52:03,600 --> 00:52:05,680
Speaker 3: I told him beating me every week like I'm beating

1180
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,800
Speaker 3: that can't gotta know. I told him stop sucking my fans.

1181
00:52:08,840 --> 00:52:09,919
Speaker 3: And he won't know what I'm saying.

1182
00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:10,440
Speaker 6: He is.

1183
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: He in the street and get mad at me too,

1184
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: he said, fans, he's fucking my fans. Hey, guys, I

1185
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: know you're tuned in anyways.

1186
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 3: No, I definitely think the honey pack would work. If

1187
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:25,600
Speaker 3: he's good with four play, we're gonna.

1188
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,680
Speaker 1: Get a season desist. And you know what how much

1189
00:52:28,719 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: that called? Because I like much he ain't got it.

1190
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:31,080
Speaker 6: Yep.

1191
00:52:31,120 --> 00:52:33,720
Speaker 3: Now I'm talking about your finances. Fuck nigg oh my gosh,

1192
00:52:36,520 --> 00:52:39,319
Speaker 3: and just one of that. Honestly, you know, shout stop

1193
00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 3: because he'll start sending me this is how much I make?

1194
00:52:41,480 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 7: Girl.

1195
00:52:41,640 --> 00:52:43,239
Speaker 1: He didn't already try to bring up how much money.

1196
00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 1: He makes money ten thousand dollars a month at your age,

1197
00:52:48,000 --> 00:52:48,600
Speaker 1: let me stop.

1198
00:52:51,239 --> 00:52:54,520
Speaker 2: Six figures though, fell for yourself.

1199
00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:59,959
Speaker 1: That's that's and we know. I like, I'm just saying

1200
00:53:00,040 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: it's fun to talk about your cancer. Oh my god,

1201
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:04,960
Speaker 1: I can't.

1202
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 3: Okay, you better be a rich nigga fucking seventeen host, bitch.

1203
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 3: That's why I was really mad.

1204
00:53:09,800 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: How are you cheating on me? I'm mad.

1205
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 3: I'm like, I want to take he had four bitches.

1206
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 3: He was cheating on me with two of them and

1207
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,319
Speaker 3: called me, and I'm like, I want to take you back.

1208
00:53:18,360 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 3: Every time I pay for dinner. You should have been

1209
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:21,759
Speaker 3: paying my bills if you was gonna be out here

1210
00:53:21,840 --> 00:53:22,520
Speaker 3: fucking these home.

1211
00:53:23,160 --> 00:53:25,399
Speaker 1: Oh, wasn't one of one of them have money?

1212
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 2: Though?

1213
00:53:25,600 --> 00:53:27,239
Speaker 1: So we know his one of them did have money

1214
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: one of them one of them, well technically two of them.

1215
00:53:30,040 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: Of them, I'm sorry you and stuff, damn and what

1216
00:53:36,239 --> 00:53:38,400
Speaker 1: on college bills? But the other two, the other two

1217
00:53:38,520 --> 00:53:42,759
Speaker 1: was bro. You know what I told you.

1218
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 3: I'm not trying to make fun of cancer. Like I'm

1219
00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:46,759
Speaker 3: telling you. I've had family members and my best friend

1220
00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 3: beat cancer. So do you know how fucked up it

1221
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 3: is to be hear and he out here talking about

1222
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,960
Speaker 3: that ship. And you know I dealt with my best

1223
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:54,040
Speaker 3: friend while she actually beat cancer.

1224
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:58,640
Speaker 1: Bro Like, that's already got the material. Don the material. Okay,

1225
00:53:58,719 --> 00:54:00,719
Speaker 1: that's how he learned words and it don't do this,

1226
00:54:01,200 --> 00:54:02,959
Speaker 1: red bloss all right.

1227
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 3: Okay, spake what would you suggest she does to make

1228
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:09,920
Speaker 3: her partner last longer?

1229
00:54:10,040 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: And also what have you done to last long? I

1230
00:54:12,280 --> 00:54:14,799
Speaker 1: know some niggas like start like acting like.

1231
00:54:16,800 --> 00:54:17,120
Speaker 2: Grandma.

1232
00:54:19,960 --> 00:54:23,640
Speaker 3: I can think about No grandma, motherfucker he's using.

1233
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:25,719
Speaker 1: I use that Okay, I tap in.

1234
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, when I drink too, I'll last long when

1235
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:29,319
Speaker 2: I drink.

1236
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,759
Speaker 1: You have a big dig spank, I do. No, you

1237
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:35,479
Speaker 1: have a big nose.

1238
00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:38,879
Speaker 5: And we saw the stistic said big noses equal big

1239
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 5: dicks that we did if.

1240
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:44,200
Speaker 1: Studies found I'm not, I'm Mandy. Tell me if you

1241
00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 1: if you've noticed this.

1242
00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,399
Speaker 3: So when niggas last long during sex when they're drunk

1243
00:54:49,760 --> 00:54:53,160
Speaker 3: to in my lifetime, it's always big dic niggas, medium

1244
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 3: small dig niggas when they're drunk can't get it up.

1245
00:54:56,200 --> 00:54:57,920
Speaker 3: But for some reason, big dig niggas they do.

1246
00:54:58,600 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 1: Have you seen that be the case.

1247
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:02,839
Speaker 3: I mean, all my men have big decks. You're gonna

1248
00:55:02,880 --> 00:55:06,320
Speaker 3: make me go look at all their noses. I'm actually

1249
00:55:06,320 --> 00:55:07,799
Speaker 3: gonna go back and look at the noses. But all

1250
00:55:07,840 --> 00:55:08,600
Speaker 3: of them got big digs.

1251
00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: I told you.

1252
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:13,759
Speaker 3: If it's I can't do it, oh not the moment

1253
00:55:13,960 --> 00:55:17,120
Speaker 3: my period, I do. And bitch, that's why I only

1254
00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,279
Speaker 3: take it once a quarter. My boo dog gotta get

1255
00:55:19,280 --> 00:55:19,719
Speaker 3: back to normal.

1256
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:23,359
Speaker 1: Let them niggas die like your booty. Sometimes sometimes I'm

1257
00:55:23,440 --> 00:55:25,720
Speaker 1: just in the mood like you got it on the calendar?

1258
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 1: What quarterly? Once a quarter? So anyway, this is what

1259
00:55:31,960 --> 00:55:32,600
Speaker 1: you gotta do. Okay.

1260
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:33,800
Speaker 5: I'm not saying you got a lot of this nigga,

1261
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:34,920
Speaker 5: A lot of this nigga. All you gotta do is

1262
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:36,520
Speaker 5: be like, babe, I want to have a fucking wild night.

1263
00:55:36,560 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 5: I was listening to Horrible Decisions and they were talking

1264
00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,080
Speaker 5: about like the honey packs.

1265
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:41,120
Speaker 1: I found the girl version.

1266
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:43,520
Speaker 5: Just say that you did, girl, get a little Hey,

1267
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,280
Speaker 5: this all you gotta do, bitch, get a little vitamin.

1268
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:48,160
Speaker 5: See the emergency act like you pouring that shitty yours

1269
00:55:48,400 --> 00:55:52,520
Speaker 5: and then stir his up. Bitch, you gonna be motherfucking hydrated.

1270
00:55:52,760 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 3: And he you know what, I didn't think about that

1271
00:55:54,680 --> 00:55:56,600
Speaker 3: make it seem like you're also taking a step that

1272
00:55:56,600 --> 00:55:57,200
Speaker 3: would be fun.

1273
00:55:57,360 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 1: That was very smart. Damn you're conniving manipulator right here

1274
00:56:03,800 --> 00:56:06,760
Speaker 1: for that connection one on what well when I beat cancer,

1275
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,160
Speaker 1: spake letting people know where they can listen to you

1276
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:11,680
Speaker 1: follow you?

1277
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:15,480
Speaker 3: Oh my god, and look spake clearly. I don't know

1278
00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,480
Speaker 3: what you thought you was walking into today, but thank

1279
00:56:17,480 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 3: you for joining us.

1280
00:56:18,320 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 4: Yes, all the ship.

1281
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:23,440
Speaker 2: I appreciate it. You can follow me on Instagram, Twitter,

1282
00:56:23,640 --> 00:56:25,880
Speaker 2: spanink Horton. What else I got?

1283
00:56:25,920 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 6: I got a website, Spain Horton dot com. Uh, listen

1284
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:31,359
Speaker 6: to me on the radio every Tuesday and Thursday. Well

1285
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:34,600
Speaker 6: serious XM channel ninety six call Straight from the Heart.

1286
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:36,719
Speaker 6: keV Heart used to be on it, but he quick

1287
00:56:36,719 --> 00:56:39,719
Speaker 6: because he's so and we not PC and these busy

1288
00:56:39,719 --> 00:56:41,320
Speaker 6: as hell too. That's the reason why quick. So it

1289
00:56:41,400 --> 00:56:44,759
Speaker 6: was just the other guys pass the couple boys is

1290
00:56:45,280 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 6: Wayne Naim. We all travel with cavs, so we called

1291
00:56:48,880 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 6: the Plaza cup Boys.

1292
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:52,200
Speaker 1: So, and what's the type of conversation. That's a good name.

1293
00:56:52,640 --> 00:56:54,279
Speaker 2: We talk about topics and.

1294
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:00,840
Speaker 3: The worst.

1295
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 1: About topics. You know what I'm saying?

1296
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:07,240
Speaker 2: What's going on in the world today?

1297
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,560
Speaker 1: We talk about top topics.

1298
00:57:12,640 --> 00:57:14,160
Speaker 2: You know, ship going on out here?

1299
00:57:15,719 --> 00:57:16,280
Speaker 1: Headline?

1300
00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah I do. I don't.

1301
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:24,160
Speaker 6: I don't have a lone of show though trending topics.

1302
00:57:24,200 --> 00:57:27,960
Speaker 6: If that sounds better, We talk about topics. Uh, all

1303
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 6: of us got our own segments. I got segments called

1304
00:57:30,120 --> 00:57:33,080
Speaker 6: man law. I got segments called scenarios. I got segments

1305
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:34,200
Speaker 6: called man law.

1306
00:57:34,200 --> 00:57:35,560
Speaker 1: It's crazy. You never want to hear it.

1307
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:37,800
Speaker 3: I don't think anything good could come from give me,

1308
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:41,080
Speaker 3: give me, give me, give me two man laws real quick. Uh?

1309
00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 2: No, man should have two mint balls in his mouth

1310
00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:46,920
Speaker 2: at the same time. To what minton balls? Mint ball?

1311
00:57:46,960 --> 00:57:49,280
Speaker 2: You ain't never seen mints like a mint a ticket.

1312
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:51,560
Speaker 2: It's a mint, but they got a whole minton balls

1313
00:57:51,600 --> 00:57:54,240
Speaker 2: like this like a mentos, but it's a minton ball. Oh,

1314
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,360
Speaker 2: you can't have two in the month at the same time.

1315
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,040
Speaker 1: Why not? Because we give him both give his sexual

1316
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:02,680
Speaker 1: sexual but okay, pause moments.

1317
00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,000
Speaker 2: It sounds about give me another one.

1318
00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 6: Uh after sex, fellas, Uh, don't walk around in the

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Speaker 6: house with no draws on the T shirt.

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Speaker 1: Bullshit.

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Speaker 2: I love that. That got the bottom of your ass

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Speaker 2: hanging out.

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Speaker 1: Come on, he keeps on keep during sex. That's fucking

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Speaker 1: weird during sex Syria and they let you still suck him.

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Speaker 2: I do too. I got bad tools though I was dark.

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Speaker 2: I played ball in my whole life stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, athletes and they're not all.

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Speaker 2: Dark, I know, but maybe I was a dirty.

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Speaker 1: Actually that's not my experience. Say you see him at

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Speaker 1: the beach yourself.

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Speaker 3: I put toes in my mouth and so I'm like, oh, look,

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Speaker 3: I would put a black toe in my mouth.

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Speaker 3: Horrible Decisions, beach all right and spank, thank you so

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Speaker 3: much for joining us. You wasn't ready, he was nervous.

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Speaker 3: You was fiddling your thumb.

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Speaker 2: I need.

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Speaker 6: You need?

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Speaker 1: How has been another episode of four Precision and bye

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