WEBVTT - The Cum Conspiracy Episode 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:08.720 Dearly beloved, Welcome to it could happen here. We are 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:11.680 gathered here today to get through this thing called life. 0:00:11.840 --> 0:00:16.239 Electric word life. It's a thing that only happens with 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:18.840 the addition of a couple of ingredients, and one of 0:00:18.840 --> 0:00:24.440 those ingredients is the subject of our episode today. Oh yeah, 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:26.960 you guys like that? Everybody really happy with that? I 0:00:27.000 --> 0:00:29.080 love that. Yeah, I'm feeling not at all like I 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:31.800 want to kind of shower. You can you can? You 0:00:31.800 --> 0:00:34.919 can hear the moment where we're all like simultaneously questioning 0:00:34.920 --> 0:00:38.480 every single decision we've ever made in our entire lives. Yeah, 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:42.680 now we're all bonded together. So how's everybody doing today? 0:00:42.720 --> 0:00:48.159 We've got mea Wong Garrison Davis, James Stout, and I 0:00:48.200 --> 0:00:50.959 should let people know I wasn't joking about the come thing. 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:55.880 So those of you who are two online will know this. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:58.000 Those of you who are not online enough, this is 0:00:58.080 --> 0:01:00.480 one of the online things that you will want to 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:02.840 know because it's very funny. And the gist of it 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:06.039 is that like four days ago, doctor Jordan B. Peterson 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:09.800 got sent a link to a Twitter account that is 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:14.280 that purports to be spreading like hidden news about the 0:01:14.319 --> 0:01:18.520 evils of the Chinese communist regime, and they put out 0:01:18.560 --> 0:01:22.440 a video that was a segment from a British milking 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:26.760 fetish pornography video. Now, if you're not aware the milking, 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:28.280 as far as I can tell, I believe the kind 0:01:28.280 --> 0:01:33.560 of descended from the long lineage of like rubber fetishists, right, 0:01:33.800 --> 0:01:36.160 and there's like a lot of medical fetish stuff it 0:01:36.280 --> 0:01:38.080 tied into it. But the idea is that men are 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:41.639 entirely wrapped up on hospital gurneys and giant pump sucked 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:46.600 the semen out of them, So it's the machine is 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:53.400 very cow This Twitter account put this up, claiming that 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:56.760 it was the Chinese government stealing the semen of young men, 0:01:57.080 --> 0:02:00.840 and Jordan Peterson shared it saying it was an unbelievable 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:04.360 act of evil and then everyone had the best day 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:07.000 of their lives. And an hour of two later he 0:02:07.120 --> 0:02:13.720 deleted it. Now I have been continuing coward, coward, coward. Yeah, 0:02:13.840 --> 0:02:16.519 so strange, so strange that he left the world of 0:02:16.520 --> 0:02:19.480 peer reviewed academia. Yeah, it's it's wild, but he's no 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:24.800 longer professor. It's very funny. We're continuing to give him 0:02:24.840 --> 0:02:27.639 shit for it online, but it set us off down 0:02:27.639 --> 0:02:30.520 an interesting road, and because some other stuff fell through, 0:02:30.800 --> 0:02:33.239 we're going to talk about the wide world of weird 0:02:33.320 --> 0:02:35.800 right wing come conspiracies. Most of them released are going 0:02:35.840 --> 0:02:38.560 to be right wing. There's a surprising number of semen 0:02:38.600 --> 0:02:43.119 based conspiracies. Everybody did research on their own special thing. 0:02:43.280 --> 0:02:46.560 I wanted to start by talking about this this Jordan 0:02:46.600 --> 0:02:49.840 Peterson come via video and giving kind of some of 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:53.359 the some of the background on it, so I believe it. 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:58.520 Last July, the Chinese Human Sperm Bank of Shanghai announced 0:02:58.560 --> 0:03:01.840 that it was hosting a competition college students to find 0:03:01.840 --> 0:03:05.560 out whose seamen was the best in terms of, like, 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:09.799 you know, a number of modal sperm per milli leader. 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:12.440 I think is the way that they judge it. And 0:03:12.520 --> 0:03:15.600 basically the idea was that they were trying to find 0:03:15.800 --> 0:03:18.600 like people with sperm concentration greater than sixty million per 0:03:18.639 --> 0:03:21.280 milli leader, and if they visited a sperm bank a 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.640 set number of times in a six month period, they 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.320 could receive a prize that was equivalent to about twelve 0:03:26.400 --> 0:03:29.920 hundred dollars right now. The reason this is happening is 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:32.600 that China, for the first time, as a result of 0:03:32.840 --> 0:03:37.520 a number of different policies, had negative population growth very recently, 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:39.280 and this is the thing that can cause a problem 0:03:39.320 --> 0:03:41.040 for a country for a variety of reasons. So the 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:44.960 government is trying to shore up birthrights, and there are 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:49.160 a lot of couples in China that have had issues conceiving, 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:52.840 and so there's a huge amount of demand for sperm 0:03:52.880 --> 0:03:55.120 in the country right now. So this is not a 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:58.400 weird story. It is actually a thing that happens all 0:03:58.440 --> 0:04:01.960 around the world regularly. But right around the time that 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:06.160 this happened, a little bit after that, it came out 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:11.360 that a Japanese company started selling what is called in 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:16.240 the articles I found an automatic sperm extractor two Chinese 0:04:16.240 --> 0:04:23.480 sperm banks. Now this is I'm gonna send y'all the 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:28.640 link I was hoping you would. Oh yes, good friends, Thanks, Yes, 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:32.120 we're all going to see this. So the Machines price 0:04:32.240 --> 0:04:34.680 listing on ali Baba, where it sells for about five 0:04:34.760 --> 0:04:37.920 to six thousand dollars, describes it as a device that 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:42.680 quote merges modern digital technology, automatic control technology, and simulation 0:04:42.720 --> 0:04:48.200 technologies with semen collection and premature ejaculation desensitization training function. 0:04:48.680 --> 0:04:51.599 So it has a number of purposes, including guests to 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:57.360 help guys stop coming too early, which no shame. It's 0:04:57.400 --> 0:05:00.920 funny that someone built a machine for its It's extremely funny, 0:05:00.960 --> 0:05:03.039 And that you can buy an Ali Express. It's like, 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.960 I personally, I'm not attaching anything. I bought an Ali 0:05:06.000 --> 0:05:09.120 Baba too sensitive parts to my body tis thousand dollars. 0:05:09.160 --> 0:05:12.120 It's not cheap. Now, the primary these are not being 0:05:12.200 --> 0:05:15.720 used for people who are coming to too quickly. Um, 0:05:16.040 --> 0:05:18.520 it's like the worst ever were two D two? This 0:05:19.760 --> 0:05:22.200 it is? It is weird. What's the orientation? Does it 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:24.480 stand on the ground and you just approach it? You 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:27.240 have to stand up? Yeah? But what if you're a 0:05:27.279 --> 0:05:31.320 shocking Yeah, I say, I'm sure they have options. It 0:05:31.320 --> 0:05:35.919 has like the rough shape of like Cantel massage device, 0:05:36.000 --> 0:05:39.120 but it's kind of like formed like almost an art 0:05:39.120 --> 0:05:42.800 deco robot vagina. And basically, from what I've read, kind 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.000 of the reasoning is that, like, hey, we need people 0:05:45.000 --> 0:05:48.680 to donate sperm. Some people feel weird about just masturbating 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.360 in a clinic, and we hope this is a more 0:05:50.400 --> 0:05:54.400 pleasant experience for them. So again this we're laughing because like, look, 0:05:54.560 --> 0:05:57.680 a machine designed to capture seamen is kind of a funny. Thing. 0:05:57.760 --> 0:06:01.760 That's okay, no shame on anybody for that. Um but 0:06:01.920 --> 0:06:04.320 the fact that you have both the government trying to 0:06:04.400 --> 0:06:08.200 encourage people to donate sperm and this weird machine kind 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:11.000 of created fertile ground for a bunch of right wing 0:06:11.040 --> 0:06:15.080 weirdos to start making ground grounded, I know, fertile ground 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:19.720 to make to make the completely un ungrounded claim that 0:06:19.760 --> 0:06:23.080 like the government was trying to steal people seemen, right, 0:06:23.120 --> 0:06:26.719 And that is the basis of doctor Jordan B. Peterson's 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:29.640 fun little freak out on the internet. And I will 0:06:29.680 --> 0:06:32.599 say you should try to find the videos of the 0:06:32.600 --> 0:06:36.719 automatic sperm extractor, this this amazing Japanese machine, because it 0:06:36.800 --> 0:06:40.280 is fascinate. We should change some of these on the 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:42.680 cool Zone account. Do they have to like like like 0:06:42.839 --> 0:06:47.599 change like I assume they liked Ye, yeah, you can't 0:06:47.680 --> 0:06:50.640 clean that. If you watch the video, there's like a 0:06:50.839 --> 0:06:55.760 there's a rubbiot that like comes out like the thing 0:06:55.760 --> 0:06:58.520 that the penis goes in is also the captured device, 0:06:58.560 --> 0:07:02.000 so it is removed with the sperm donation when you 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:05.440 take it out. Um. So again this is you know, 0:07:06.080 --> 0:07:09.520 funny because come but there's nothing sinister here. It's just 0:07:09.600 --> 0:07:12.680 in the same way that literally everything is. People have 0:07:12.840 --> 0:07:16.440 like spun it up into a nonsense thing. But because 0:07:16.720 --> 0:07:19.320 of this beautiful, beautiful story, which I hope we've all 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:21.520 gotten to enjoy, I got to do a lot of 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:24.080 work on the some of you. If you live, if 0:07:24.080 --> 0:07:26.200 you've worked in agriculture, you're not going to be surprised 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.840 that stealing come is a massive industry, like it is 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.800 a There is a lot of money to be made 0:07:31.040 --> 0:07:33.680 in stealing semen. There's enough money to be made in 0:07:33.720 --> 0:07:37.120 stealing semen that there are two different official terms that 0:07:37.240 --> 0:07:41.400 I have found for semen theft. The first is sperm jacking. 0:07:44.600 --> 0:07:47.080 How could it get better? How could it get better 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:50.680 than that? Garrison? It gets better because the second the 0:07:50.800 --> 0:08:01.000 second is spurgling. These are like les who like come 0:08:01.080 --> 0:08:06.400 up with these terms. Uh, these are genius. There actually is. 0:08:06.440 --> 0:08:09.400 I did find in my research there is one actual 0:08:10.320 --> 0:08:15.080 Chinese based sperm conspiracy. It's just not a very sinister one. 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:22.960 There's this Chinese businessman, Jesse Jabbi Zoo who stole there's this. 0:08:23.000 --> 0:08:24.560 I think it was a Canadian company. No, it was 0:08:24.600 --> 0:08:27.880 a US company who had So this is for like 0:08:27.960 --> 0:08:30.880 bull semen and one of the things that you want 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:35.200 for bull semen is you don't want if you're inseminating cows, 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.760 you want all of the babies to be female generally, right, 0:08:38.840 --> 0:08:42.120 because bulls are not very with outside a certain specs. 0:08:42.240 --> 0:08:44.400 If you're like trying to make more breeders or whatever, 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:47.200 if you're in industrial agriculture, you don't want any of 0:08:47.200 --> 0:08:49.120 the boys, right. You just want to keep making those sweet, 0:08:49.160 --> 0:08:51.680 sweet lady cows that are you know, more useful to 0:08:51.679 --> 0:08:54.320 you in a financial sense. So there's a US company 0:08:54.360 --> 0:08:59.920 that developed a method of before insemination looking through the 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:03.760 sperm and like sorting out the sperm that will make uh, 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:08.520 female cows. Um. And that is apparently hard to do. 0:09:08.559 --> 0:09:11.440 I mean it sounds like it would be hard to do, right. Um. 0:09:11.480 --> 0:09:15.440 And this this uh, this Chinese businessman was like reverse 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.120 engineering there. It's kind of actually it's basically the same 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.400 story as Jurassic Park. Um. And anyway, this guy has 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:27.199 has gotten sued for a bunch of money. Yeah, he's 0:09:27.200 --> 0:09:30.200 a raptor cattle. I hope it works out just as 0:09:30.240 --> 0:09:33.680 well as Jurassic Park. Yeah, it's very funny. I will 0:09:33.720 --> 0:09:37.000 say there's a couple of really wild lines from this 0:09:37.120 --> 0:09:39.240 the CBC story. I found I'm just going to read 0:09:39.280 --> 0:09:42.880 one to you. Um zoos activities could best be described 0:09:42.920 --> 0:09:45.760 as machiavellian. At various points he outlined a plan to 0:09:45.880 --> 0:09:48.920 make x Y that's the American company. Quote feel all 0:09:48.960 --> 0:09:51.480 the time, the sort of damocles is on their heads 0:09:51.720 --> 0:09:54.360 and brag the law is strong, but the outlaws are 0:09:54.360 --> 0:10:02.120 ten times stronger. Okay, Yeah, Jesse Jabezu my hero, the 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:05.920 sperm Bandit, incredible sperm jacker, one of the best spurglers 0:10:05.960 --> 0:10:09.000 in the business. This man lives on an island with 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:12.800 his cow raptors. What a hero. Um. There was also 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:16.160 a case of a Japanese man who illegally took wag 0:10:16.240 --> 0:10:19.920 you cattle sperm to China to try to give them sperm, 0:10:20.280 --> 0:10:23.079 and like the Chinese government immediately caught him and was like, no, 0:10:23.120 --> 0:10:25.640 this is actually incredibly dangerous, Like you're not allowed to 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:29.200 just take animal breeding material into the country without because 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:30.880 you know, there's a wide variety of reasons that that 0:10:30.920 --> 0:10:33.280 could be in horribly so he got in a shipload 0:10:33.320 --> 0:10:37.200 of trouble. Yeah, anyway, that's my that's my sperm stories. Everybody. 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:42.760 Thank you for yeah, thank you, thank you for spurgling 0:10:42.840 --> 0:10:58.520 my knowledge. Garrison we're back, and James is here to 0:10:58.600 --> 0:11:01.800 talk to us about the kind of sperm jacking that 0:11:01.840 --> 0:11:05.160 you do when you don't jack. I'm talking about jacking 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:08.280 your own sperm by keeping it inside of you seem 0:11:08.360 --> 0:11:14.160 in retention. Yeah, it's it. How was that beautiful? Unscripted? 0:11:14.280 --> 0:11:19.200 Did you just didn't even write that? A Garrison? Yeah, 0:11:19.240 --> 0:11:21.080 it's on the back of his hand. He had a 0:11:21.120 --> 0:11:23.280 brainwave at two in the morning and I got that down. 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:24.920 Those are the kind of things you can do when 0:11:24.920 --> 0:11:29.040 you've been podcasting as long as it's been in a 0:11:29.160 --> 0:11:32.840 come space for several years. I've been in those soggy 0:11:32.880 --> 0:11:38.719 trenches for a long time. All right, we are after all. 0:11:38.760 --> 0:11:41.760 It works, so let me continue. So I'm going to 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:46.120 talk about what happens when you keep your come inside you. Okay, yeah, 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:52.920 this is the thing. What are we doing today? This 0:11:52.960 --> 0:11:57.440 is this is critical journalist and we are making content 0:11:57.520 --> 0:12:02.560 things it Okay, talking of content, let's talk about the 0:12:02.600 --> 0:12:07.360 content of some Reddit posters. So the what's called the 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:11.360 semen retention movement, and this will this will shock many 0:12:11.400 --> 0:12:16.000 of you began on Reddit dot com. Oh my god, 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:20.800 yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, like so many one. 0:12:20.880 --> 0:12:25.520 I feel like I feel like, because I feel like 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:27.400 if you type that into your phone, it would have 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:32.120 finished the sentence the same way what is auto directed 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:35.200 to Reddit would Believe me, we're gonna go there, Garrison, 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:38.040 because when you google sperm retention, you do indeed find 0:12:38.080 --> 0:12:42.520 some stuff on Reddit. So now they've spun off from Reddit, 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.320 right then now have their own organization, which is no 0:12:44.400 --> 0:12:47.920 fat dot com and no fact dot com is a 0:12:47.960 --> 0:12:51.880 community centered sexual health platform. I'm I'm using. I'm allowing 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:54.439 them to define themselves here. I guests designed to help 0:12:54.480 --> 0:12:58.400 people overcome poor addiction and compulsive sexual behavior, which is 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:02.839 is not necessarily like like the this isn't not all 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:06.040 seamen retention, as we're going to learn, is basically helping 0:13:06.040 --> 0:13:10.200 people I become addiction to pawn but so far as 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:13.160 that is a thing that people actually have. And if 0:13:13.160 --> 0:13:16.200 someone was accusing Rabbitt of being addicted to pawn on 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:20.000 on his timeline this weekend, that would be because I 0:13:20.120 --> 0:13:24.560 keep ratio and Jordan Peterson with the the pornography video 0:13:24.640 --> 0:13:28.880 that he mistaking the post that's correct, Yeah, yeah, I 0:13:28.960 --> 0:13:31.559 just want him to respond so I could ask him, Jordan, 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:33.640 tell me in your own words what you thought was 0:13:33.679 --> 0:13:38.400 happening in that video. I really hope he thinks it's 0:13:38.400 --> 0:13:40.320 like milking, Like they have r F I D callers 0:13:40.360 --> 0:13:42.560 and they get fed based on their production level. That 0:13:42.559 --> 0:13:45.000 would be great. Yeah. And what did you you're a 0:13:45.160 --> 0:13:48.360 you're a medical doctor. Did you think that come actually 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:51.720 worked that way? And you could just stick a sucker 0:13:52.120 --> 0:13:57.720 somebody anyway? Yeah, just get it out, Okay. So after 0:13:57.920 --> 0:14:00.800 after this movement began on Ready dot com, be pivoted 0:14:00.880 --> 0:14:04.160 to kind of offering all kinds of weird physical and 0:14:04.360 --> 0:14:08.000 mental health benefits, and that's where it was adopted by 0:14:08.440 --> 0:14:11.720 friends of the podcast the Proud Boys. Luckily, we do 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.200 have a bit of insight into why and into the 0:14:14.240 --> 0:14:16.559 exact nature of the no fat fascism that the Proud 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:20.480 Boys practice. Sanks to Kyle Cheney. He's a political reporter 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:22.800 who was reporting on the trial of one of the 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:26.160 Proud Boys accused of additional January six called Zach Rell, 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:30.760 and that trial for reasons that I'm not exactly clear on, 0:14:32.360 --> 0:14:35.160 the Proud Boy I guess it's like their handbook like that, 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:37.120 the kind of a Proud Boy Bye was introduced and 0:14:38.720 --> 0:14:43.440 into the record. Somebody's there, Yep, it's in the court record, buddy, 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:45.600 because because what the lawyers decided that it was pertinent 0:14:45.640 --> 0:14:48.680 to the case. So a proud boy may not ejaculate 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:52.640 alone more than once in every thirty days. That means 0:14:52.640 --> 0:14:56.000 he must abstain from pornography during that time. And if 0:14:56.000 --> 0:14:59.240 he needs to ejaculate, this is really weird. It must 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:04.240 be within w one yard of a woman. Fascinatingly specific. Yeah, 0:15:04.280 --> 0:15:06.120 yeah right, And I like that they've they've gone with 0:15:06.160 --> 0:15:10.560 imperial measurements with her consent, so that's nice. The woman 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:14.000 may not be a prostitute, so that that's the proud 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:16.840 poison nature. Then no fa fascism. But I think I 0:15:16.880 --> 0:15:20.440 think the way of understanding why some people practice this 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:22.800 perhaps best is to is to go on to reddit 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.080 dot com. So I found a post by Reddit user 0:15:25.360 --> 0:15:29.200 you slash monk one nine one eight one seven. It 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:33.360 seems like a nice guy and there are four votes. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:35.520 What I did was I went to semen retention and 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:39.680 I looked at, you know, sorted by popular posts, found 0:15:39.720 --> 0:15:44.040 this one from a bunch of numbers, and so this 0:15:44.080 --> 0:15:48.120 guy has nine years of experience with semen retention. So 0:15:48.160 --> 0:15:53.360 I'm just going to read I'm presuming it a boy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:15:54.240 --> 0:15:57.000 him and some months off the coast of fucking lind 0:15:57.080 --> 0:16:01.000 Spark couldnt be healthy. No, I don't think it is. 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.200 There is, and we'll get to this evidence that you 0:16:03.240 --> 0:16:07.320 shouldn't do this. So, in his nine years of experience, 0:16:07.360 --> 0:16:11.040 he has experienced the following things. Semen, when retained in 0:16:11.080 --> 0:16:14.640 our bodies, has healing, rejuvenating effects. Loss of semen has 0:16:14.640 --> 0:16:19.040 the opposite effects. This may not be scientifically proven, but 0:16:19.160 --> 0:16:23.560 it's proven by experience. That's a red fla. That's interesting 0:16:24.000 --> 0:16:27.160 getting reddit medical advice. While attempting any task, it demands 0:16:27.240 --> 0:16:30.160 high physical, mental, or intellectual abilities. If we are semen 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:33.320 retention powered, we would actually enjoy the task, which would 0:16:33.320 --> 0:16:37.880 otherwise seem dull. This is called sexual energy transmutation in 0:16:38.000 --> 0:16:41.960 layman's terms. Oh no, that's the layman's are the what's 0:16:42.000 --> 0:16:47.120 the non layman term? Just it's got even more? I 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:54.320 have no idea spermozoic fucking fission. So for peak performance 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:57.000 it's always necessary to be powered by semen. It would 0:16:57.040 --> 0:17:00.280 be best to use semen only for regeneration purpose is 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:03.840 since nature riginally intended it for regeneration and not use 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.480 it for sexual purposes. Apart from to create a child. 0:17:06.840 --> 0:17:10.520 If not serving that purpose, Master whatever teach techniques are 0:17:10.600 --> 0:17:13.200 useful in not letting the seed out while having sex. 0:17:13.960 --> 0:17:15.880 At the end of the day, don't let your seed 0:17:15.880 --> 0:17:20.560 out like a worthless thing. There's more so, just contain yourself. 0:17:21.040 --> 0:17:24.200 Great great, which is exactly the reason why core religions 0:17:24.200 --> 0:17:28.120 are based on celibacy, because opposite of regeneration is degeneration, 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.120 which will cause a man to fall into a lower 0:17:30.119 --> 0:17:32.680 state controlled by his lower nature, rather than when he's 0:17:32.680 --> 0:17:35.919 subduing it. We should let seeman retention be part of 0:17:35.920 --> 0:17:38.840 our lives, not something that is done for superpowers. For 0:17:38.920 --> 0:17:41.840 superpowers are, in my experience, the sudden ecstasy that we 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:45.200 feel wants. We transition from the degenerated to the regenerated state, 0:17:45.640 --> 0:17:48.480 and that will stabilize after some time, similar to how 0:17:48.480 --> 0:17:54.040 a flight maintains stable altitude after takeoff. Very very similar. Actually, yeah, 0:17:54.560 --> 0:17:58.000 that's what you can hear when the engine are spinning up. 0:17:58.040 --> 0:17:59.920 It's just a dude trank really hard not to nut 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:03.800 and it makes that noise. So excited for the next 0:18:03.920 --> 0:18:10.520 Marvel film where the where the superhero from not come 0:18:10.640 --> 0:18:15.720 so he can get tiny no fat man. Yeah, so yeah, 0:18:15.760 --> 0:18:17.960 he didn't. I should add that this person confess us 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:22.800 to having collapsed at some point in the nine years. 0:18:23.080 --> 0:18:30.359 Yeah it Armstrong was on steroids. It's just disappointing. It's yeah, 0:18:30.440 --> 0:18:33.000 no one would have seen it coming. See what I 0:18:33.000 --> 0:18:37.480 did there. Okay. So this person then urges other posters 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:39.840 on the Seema retention sub credit to not use streets 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:42.320 to outperform others, or look better about ourselves or bring 0:18:42.320 --> 0:18:44.760 others down. The battle with lust is a lifelong fight. 0:18:45.080 --> 0:18:48.840 And the more we get better at finding victories Yeah, yeah, buddy, 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:54.560 at finding victories over internal battles the battle, we become 0:18:54.560 --> 0:19:00.879 as high valued men. Hell yeah. I've often wished that, 0:19:01.320 --> 0:19:03.520 you know, if the if the pandemic hadn't been a thing, 0:19:03.600 --> 0:19:05.320 and I could force you all to work in a 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:08.680 central location, I could have like a wall of murals 0:19:08.760 --> 0:19:11.560 where I put under each of your faces a quote 0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:14.640 from an episode that you've participated in, and James that 0:19:14.640 --> 0:19:17.320 that would be your quote. The battle against lust is 0:19:17.359 --> 0:19:24.960 a lifelong struggle. Yeah, that'll get some T shirts knocked up. 0:19:24.960 --> 0:19:26.520 But we can do a FUNDRAI let me eventually get 0:19:26.520 --> 0:19:28.399 the cools on media offices. But you have a portrait 0:19:28.480 --> 0:19:30.040 hanging on the wall of each of us with one 0:19:30.119 --> 0:19:33.359 quote underneath yeah yeah, yeah yeah, on a plaque with 0:19:33.480 --> 0:19:37.520 a yeah, let me get the cool when we when 0:19:37.520 --> 0:19:42.320 we take over the meta offices three weeks from now. Yeah, 0:19:42.440 --> 0:19:44.919 there is a marketing company that has been emailing me 0:19:44.960 --> 0:19:47.600 for about six months telling me how cheap it is 0:19:47.600 --> 0:19:49.560 to buy a billboard by the side of a road 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:52.760 and send a message to a loved one. So maybe great, great, 0:19:53.480 --> 0:19:59.440 maybe I'll bang rang yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Well they 0:19:59.440 --> 0:20:01.720 will be into I put my positive messages about the 0:20:01.800 --> 0:20:06.400 controlling lust and holding seamen inside our bodies, true and 0:20:07.320 --> 0:20:10.679 return mentor former glory. So a lot of a lot 0:20:10.720 --> 0:20:13.400 of the Reddit posts rely on a couple of different studies, right, 0:20:13.480 --> 0:20:16.800 and one of these studies measured participants. A lot of 0:20:16.800 --> 0:20:19.479 what they're doing is they're claiming to increase testosterone right 0:20:19.560 --> 0:20:22.120 right at the bat. The testosterone does have, as Long's 0:20:22.160 --> 0:20:27.520 armstrong can tell you some performance enhancing benefits, so yeah, 0:20:27.760 --> 0:20:31.840 you know, increases your muscle growth, your your coverage from exercise, 0:20:31.880 --> 0:20:35.719 all that stuff. One of the studies measured participates testosterone 0:20:35.800 --> 0:20:39.560 levels at baseline before masturbation and then in ten minute 0:20:39.600 --> 0:20:43.200 intervals after masturbation. Right, and then they were asked to 0:20:43.280 --> 0:20:45.280 abstain for three weeks, and they came back and they 0:20:45.280 --> 0:20:48.960 did the process again. Testosterone was higher in the baseline 0:20:49.400 --> 0:20:52.920 measurement at the end of the three weeks of abstinence, right, 0:20:53.600 --> 0:20:57.199 but the sample size was pretty small, and there's some 0:20:57.359 --> 0:20:59.920 theorizing that the boost was actually caused by the empty 0:21:00.000 --> 0:21:03.080 sipated masturbation that they were about to do at the 0:21:03.119 --> 0:21:07.800 second It was so ready to go, yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:21:07.840 --> 0:21:12.200 you're just ready to pop after three weeks. The second 0:21:12.200 --> 0:21:14.880 study looked at a forty five percent intury, so after 0:21:14.960 --> 0:21:18.600 a few days, seven days of abstinence. But even the 0:21:18.720 --> 0:21:20.879 study showed this was a temporary peak that returned to 0:21:20.960 --> 0:21:25.080 normal even with continuing abstinence. So there's there's just these 0:21:25.119 --> 0:21:29.440 two studies. They're pretty they happened a long time ago. 0:21:30.320 --> 0:21:31.760 We'll post them all in the show notes if you 0:21:31.760 --> 0:21:34.360 guys want to read more about no fab science. But 0:21:34.840 --> 0:21:36.520 we should just point out that there is in fact 0:21:36.560 --> 0:21:39.679 a multitude of evidence. This is a bad idea that 0:21:39.760 --> 0:21:43.080 having sex is actually good for you. Having sex will 0:21:43.200 --> 0:21:45.879 will trying not to ejaculate. It's probably not good for you, 0:21:46.560 --> 0:21:51.000 probably not good for your your relationship either. One would surmise, 0:21:52.400 --> 0:21:56.000 there I will share into that. Whatever. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, 0:21:56.040 --> 0:21:58.000 well if that's your thing, you do you do you. 0:21:59.080 --> 0:22:02.600 There was a study that investigated the motivation for semen 0:22:02.720 --> 0:22:07.879 retention among semen retainers, and a lot of it it 0:22:08.040 --> 0:22:10.840 seemed like its people were people who felt that like 0:22:10.920 --> 0:22:13.640 either sex or masturbation was unhealthy or wrong or sinful. 0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:19.080 And there is evidence to show that like feeling like 0:22:19.240 --> 0:22:22.520 guilty about yourself or like living with stress and self 0:22:22.600 --> 0:22:24.080 loathing like that is bad for you, right, and that 0:22:24.160 --> 0:22:28.080 will reduce your testosterone level. There's also some evidence to 0:22:28.119 --> 0:22:33.040 suggest not ejaculating could give you prostate issues, which yes, 0:22:33.359 --> 0:22:38.320 um yeah, there's there's and this is like pretty debatable, 0:22:38.400 --> 0:22:42.520 like most things that people talk about with in regards 0:22:42.560 --> 0:22:45.560 to coming and health, like you can find some studies, 0:22:45.600 --> 0:22:48.200 like the studies on testosterone. Some of them are kind 0:22:48.200 --> 0:22:52.119 of sketchy anyway. Yeah, I don't think will come or 0:22:52.200 --> 0:22:57.480 come either way. Um, you know, it's whatever. But if 0:22:57.480 --> 0:22:59.200 you do have a chance to fuck one of those 0:22:59.200 --> 0:23:04.680 ali baba row bots, I recommend it out. Let's talk 0:23:04.680 --> 0:23:09.160 about come demons. Hell yeah wait, okay, okay, hard hard 0:23:09.240 --> 0:23:15.600 pivot here from so okay, we we are not going 0:23:15.680 --> 0:23:19.400 as far afield from the no fat people as as 0:23:19.480 --> 0:23:23.359 as as you would think. Okay, but all right, now, 0:23:23.480 --> 0:23:26.720 the year is twenty twenty. Everyone on earth has collectively 0:23:26.760 --> 0:23:30.080 gone insane. Uh, this is this is this is the summer. 0:23:30.119 --> 0:23:32.159 This is the summer of twenty twenty. So this is 0:23:32.160 --> 0:23:34.200 the part of twenty twenty where fun stuff is happening. 0:23:34.440 --> 0:23:38.120 This is like late July, Garrison, that's when we met. 0:23:38.480 --> 0:23:44.080 So yeah, we we're getting just incredibly poisoned. Yeah, yeah, 0:23:44.280 --> 0:23:49.480 we share where it'll be fun in like twenty years. Well, 0:23:49.520 --> 0:23:52.399 while while life or death struggle for the sort of 0:23:52.440 --> 0:23:54.600 the life or death struggle for the fate of the 0:23:54.720 --> 0:23:56.680 United States and whether or not people are going to 0:23:56.720 --> 0:23:58.879 be conducing murder by the cops is being waged in 0:23:58.920 --> 0:24:03.960 the streets, Donald Trump and Donald J. Trump Tonald Donald J. Trump, Wow, 0:24:04.040 --> 0:24:06.760 Donald Trump Junior. That one. That's that's that's the Trump 0:24:06.800 --> 0:24:10.879 and the little drum here. Yeah, Trump, we're you know, 0:24:11.080 --> 0:24:13.560 looking for look at looking for their their they're they're 0:24:13.640 --> 0:24:17.320 cure to COVID nineteen on Twitter. And okay, so as 0:24:17.720 --> 0:24:20.320 we probably all remember, right, the thing that they found 0:24:20.400 --> 0:24:22.159 was hydroxy. Okay, so one of the first ones that 0:24:22.160 --> 0:24:24.200