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Speaker 1: We've got mea Wong Garrison Davis, James Stout, and I

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Speaker 1: a video that was a segment from a British milking

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Speaker 1: Last July, the Chinese Human Sperm Bank of Shanghai announced

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Speaker 1: we're all going to see this. So the Machines price

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Speaker 1: quote merges modern digital technology, automatic control technology, and simulation

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Speaker 1: How could it get better? How could it get better

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Speaker 1: for eight hours, but in like several distinct parts of

426
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Speaker 1: the day that we're not continuous. It's been. Things are going,

427
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 1: things are going, Corey, if you'd taken some horse medicine

428
00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 1: fish quite possibly, I mean, is it's all like you

429
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:11,719
Speaker 1: could have gone worse? All right, all right, So so

430
00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,120
Speaker 1: this this person's from the very sketchy doctors who are

431
00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: trying to sell like a bunch of random shit to

432
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:24,439
Speaker 1: to to cure covid. And okay, so who actually is

433
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: this person? Um? She is from Camera Roon and doctor

434
00:26:30,040 --> 00:26:35,520
Speaker 1: Stella Emitt Emanue was caught up in the unbelievably sort

435
00:26:35,560 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 1: of like I mean right, like yes, objectively right wing,

436
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:44,640
Speaker 1: also very very weird wave of Pentecostalism and charismatic Christianity

437
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 1: that's been sweeping across that part of Africa as part

438
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:50,119
Speaker 1: of sort of a you know, I sort of like

439
00:26:50,520 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: a very sort of long range of coordinated effort by

440
00:26:53,080 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 1: by right wing Christian missionaries. So okay, so for for

441
00:26:56,440 --> 00:27:00,760
Speaker 1: for people who don't know your Christianity very well, the

442
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:05,439
Speaker 1: Pentecostals and the charismatic Christians are like firmly in the

443
00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:09,720
Speaker 1: very very weird camp of Christians. Like these are these

444
00:27:09,760 --> 00:27:11,960
Speaker 1: are the people who do faith healing. Um. One of

445
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 1: the very common sort of Pentecostal things is this belief

446
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: that like like you just you talk to God, like

447
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,720
Speaker 1: God's in your head and you just have conversations with Him.

448
00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 1: Now unfortunately for like all of us, and and this

449
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: is you know what a thing that is a not

450
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: insignificant contributing factor to why the last I don't know

451
00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: ten years have been so bat shit is that like

452
00:27:30,240 --> 00:27:32,960
Speaker 1: this this originally was kind of an isolated Pentecostal thing,

453
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,719
Speaker 1: and like the broader evangelicals were like, no, no no, no,

454
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:38,160
Speaker 1: God only talks to me like your pastor, like he's

455
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 1: probably not like you're you're not like having a conversation

456
00:27:40,840 --> 00:27:44,280
Speaker 1: in your head with but like change that's changed. Yeah,

457
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:47,719
Speaker 1: this shit has, this ship has fucking taken over everywhere.

458
00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:51,960
Speaker 1: It's really bad. Um. And these people believe a lot

459
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:55,520
Speaker 1: of very very weird stuff. So well do I mean, okay,

460
00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: so like, you know, she she has like some of

461
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:02,320
Speaker 1: the sort of standard like really really hardline like David

462
00:28:02,359 --> 00:28:04,760
Speaker 1: Ike shit, Like she believes that the world's being run

463
00:28:04,760 --> 00:28:09,520
Speaker 1: by aliens and like reptiles, and like the vaccine has

464
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 1: like alien DNA in it to like take over your dude.

465
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:14,200
Speaker 1: You know. It's just like sort of kind of Facebook

466
00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,160
Speaker 1: moments Alex Jones, Shit, yeah right, okay, but okay, I'm

467
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:20,720
Speaker 1: gonna read this quote from will Sumner. This is a

468
00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 1: quote from one of her for her sermons. They which is,

469
00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:29,560
Speaker 1: demons are responsible for serious guy necological problems. Emmanuel said,

470
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:34,040
Speaker 1: we call them all kinds of names, and Tromesius and Travisius,

471
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 1: we call them molar pregnancies, we call them fibroids, we

472
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: call them cysts. But most of them were evil deposits

473
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: from spirit husband God. No, they are responsible for miscarriages, impotence,

474
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,000
Speaker 1: men that can't get it up. So all right, immediately

475
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 1: we we have like we have there there are several

476
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 1: kinds of cum demons here that we're dealing with. So

477
00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 1: there are are like there, there's there's there's okay. So

478
00:29:02,960 --> 00:29:06,360
Speaker 1: a lot of this is drawn from what is a

479
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:10,520
Speaker 1: very like a J. Whitely unbelievably dubious piece of theology.

480
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: So when when I was reading musician this right, I saw,

481
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:15,480
Speaker 1: I saw, I saw someone there there was there was

482
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,479
Speaker 1: like a religious scholar who was writing this. He was like, oh,

483
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: I immediately recognized the theology of this. This is from

484
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: this is from a Genesis six So okay. So I

485
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: was like, Okay, what what the fuck are they talking about?

486
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,280
Speaker 1: So I went back and I read GENI Okay, So

487
00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: I went back and I read the Genesis, and I'm

488
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:33,520
Speaker 1: going to read the two this is. This is from

489
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,400
Speaker 1: Genesis chapter six, verses one and two, And I am

490
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:39,280
Speaker 1: just going to read these two sentences, and I'm going

491
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: to see if you two can produce cum demons from this. Okay, happy?

492
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 1: I mean I could produce cum demons from all modist

493
00:29:48,800 --> 00:29:54,160
Speaker 1: in anything that is the power with the right machinery.

494
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,280
Speaker 1: You know what, I think we know exactly what the

495
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 1: right machinery is. Look, we know that we can produce

496
00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: come demons mechanically. Our challenge here is to produce them theologically. Okay,

497
00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 1: I'll try. I will, I will use all of all

498
00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: of my knowledge. We must we must find a way

499
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:16,200
Speaker 1: to evacuate the vast deference of the soul. Okay, so

500
00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,080
Speaker 1: I'm using I'm using the King James translation because that's

501
00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: the translation that all these psychos use. And it came

502
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: to pass when men began to multiply on the face

503
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,320
Speaker 1: of the earth and daughters were born onto them, that

504
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: the sons of God saw the daughters of man, that

505
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,240
Speaker 1: they were fair, and they took them wives of all

506
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:36,920
Speaker 1: which they chose. Okay, so I I do know why

507
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:40,280
Speaker 1: they're I do know what what they are doing. So

508
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,200
Speaker 1: the sons of God, those would be what like fallen

509
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:46,240
Speaker 1: angels that have been procreating with women and yeah, yeah,

510
00:30:46,800 --> 00:30:48,840
Speaker 1: this this ties into like the Book of Enoch stuff,

511
00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: which was made a little bit like after Genesis, but

512
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:54,479
Speaker 1: it kind of it like retconned a lot of like

513
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,600
Speaker 1: the creation story. So I can see where they're they're

514
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: pulling come Demons from, but it is it is a

515
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 1: bit of a stretch. Yeah, they're gonna you could say,

516
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,680
Speaker 1: come demons in the way that like God seemed. Yeah,

517
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:09,640
Speaker 1: you could see it. Yeah, it's that's it is a

518
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,960
Speaker 1: stretch now, Okay, my my, my, my analysis, because I

519
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,480
Speaker 1: think I think I think they're pulling this out of

520
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 1: their ass and I think they're pulling this out of

521
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:24,040
Speaker 1: their as Ye, it's also come deepon So yeah, they're like,

522
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:28,440
Speaker 1: I I I I have. It is well known for

523
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 1: people who follow me on Twitter that I have an

524
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:34,320
Speaker 1: immense and powerful disrespect for theology. But what what what

525
00:31:34,440 --> 00:31:38,640
Speaker 1: part of the sons of God? What? What part of

526
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:41,640
Speaker 1: that gets you to demons? And not? Like because again,

527
00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: isn't the whole point of Christianity that we are all

528
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:47,520
Speaker 1: God's children? Like isn't it? Is this not a thing

529
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: that they tell you in every single fucking sort How

530
00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:53,480
Speaker 1: do you read that and not think they're talking about

531
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: people and immediately jump to come deemon? Like, here's what's

532
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:59,440
Speaker 1: going on? I could I could explain this because this

533
00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:01,760
Speaker 1: is the King's James version. So this was made in

534
00:32:01,760 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 1: a post Book of Enoch world. Around the around the

535
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,960
Speaker 1: alleged birth of Jesus, the Book of Enoch got very

536
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: popular UM and this this introduced the idea of a

537
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: fallen angel. The fall fallen angel isn't really in the

538
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: Bible at all, It's only it's only in like non

539
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: biblical um Abrahamic texts. So this, this idea then kind

540
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,600
Speaker 1: of got planted into a lot of like Catholic mythology

541
00:32:23,640 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 1: as well. So when they're they're caused there they have

542
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 1: a distinction between like the like the sons of like

543
00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: the sons of God versus um what was the what

544
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 1: was I think they used to refer to the daughters

545
00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: the sons of the daughters of men exactly. So the

546
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:42,440
Speaker 1: daughters are human, where the the the sons are like

547
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 1: came from God. So that is some type of fallen

548
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:48,240
Speaker 1: angel that has been cast down to earth. Like there

549
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 1: they are doing a specific thing. But it's it's it's

550
00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 1: it's a result of a whole bunch of like mistranslations

551
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: and a whole bunch of various various like Christian A

552
00:32:56,560 --> 00:32:59,280
Speaker 1: Gnostic texts that that have been misinterpreted for thousands of

553
00:32:59,360 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: years by the Catholic Church, and it creates a really

554
00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 1: weird theology that is indistinguishable from like Castle of India.

555
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:08,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, I'm blame. I blamed Martin lud This is

556
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:14,720
Speaker 1: Martin Luther's fault, like that like the Mary would keep

557
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: it in high Latins can't understand this. This is this is,

558
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:21,160
Speaker 1: this is what Martin Luther. I'm specifically because okay, so

559
00:33:21,200 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 1: this was already happy the count the Church was already

560
00:33:22,800 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 1: doing this right, but Martin Luther had a chance to

561
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 1: fix this shit, and she was like, do you know

562
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do Instead of that, I am going

563
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: to I am going to turn against the peasant revolts

564
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: and I'm going to do I'm going to bring about

565
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: a level of anti Semitism that is going to allow

566
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 1: me to outflank the Inquisition on the right. She could

567
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 1: have been fixing this bullshit. No anti Semitism. Whoo, I

568
00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: gotta keep my patron lords in. He was German like,

569
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 1: there's only so much you can ask, that's true. Yeah, well,

570
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 1: I'm happy that we can all go to sleep at

571
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,479
Speaker 1: night worrying about the sons of God and planting semen.

572
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: Oh there's also okay, So that that's that's cum demon

573
00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,360
Speaker 1: type type one, right, that is okay. So though those

574
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,239
Speaker 1: are those are the demons that like they they have

575
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:14,000
Speaker 1: they have sex with women and they produced nephelim from

576
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,000
Speaker 1: or sometimes also there's there's a lot of sort of

577
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 1: conflicting sort of theological All that stuff comes from the

578
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,680
Speaker 1: Book of Enoch. All that stuff is non cannon to

579
00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,560
Speaker 1: the modern Bible, but it's where it's where it comes

580
00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 1: from fucking Council of Nicia. Okay, but there's also there's

581
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 1: also a second there's also the second kind of come demon, right,

582
00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:34,880
Speaker 1: which is these are the these are well okay, so

583
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 1: a succubine incubi are based here we go. I knew it.

584
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: I was down. It was counting down the the other

585
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:46,000
Speaker 1: kind of of demon. So you have your incubi, right,

586
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:48,320
Speaker 1: who are another type of sex demon. And the incubi

587
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 1: fuck men so they can steal their semen and they're

588
00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,479
Speaker 1: they're they're there. You know. There's other sermons are reasons

589
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: that there. There's another thing that she talks about, which

590
00:34:55,560 --> 00:34:58,400
Speaker 1: is that, um, there are witches who have like actual

591
00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:01,000
Speaker 1: spirit sex with men, and there's sleep and if you're

592
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 1: like having a sex dream, it's because you're having actual

593
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:06,360
Speaker 1: spirit sex. Oh no, no, yeah, I mean like I

594
00:35:06,760 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: like Bill Murray, I've I've experienced that. Oh no, that

595
00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: was Bill Murray. Sorry, my mistake. Oh wait, yes, okay, okay,

596
00:35:16,680 --> 00:35:20,200
Speaker 1: the cloud the fog is clearing. I've I've had I've

597
00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,560
Speaker 1: had sex with too many sex demons. It's it's a

598
00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: real issue. Okay. So so all right, so we have

599
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: the sex demons who are like trying to pregnant you.

600
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 1: We have the sex demans you're trying to steal your

601
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 1: com We also have the actual we have the actual

602
00:35:31,800 --> 00:35:35,200
Speaker 1: projecting projecting witches, right, and the actual projecting witches are

603
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,920
Speaker 1: trying to steal people's come as part of an Illuminati

604
00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: plot to create like an even more powerful witch. And

605
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,919
Speaker 1: the even more powerful witch is going to use gay

606
00:35:42,960 --> 00:35:45,960
Speaker 1: marriage and children's toys to like destroy the fabric of

607
00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 1: Western civilization and thus bring about sort of general new

608
00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:55,920
Speaker 1: world order, et cetera. Honestly, witch meetings, Yeah, it is

609
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: not as far from the backstory to Warhammer forty thousand

610
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: it should be. That's very sadly true. I didn't want

611
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 1: Warhammer forty thousands coming to our come episode if I moneyed. No,

612
00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,239
Speaker 1: it's I mean, look, there's a lot of people who

613
00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 1: are interested in both Seeming Retention and Warhammer forty thousands.

614
00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:22,680
Speaker 1: That's a tight drab. Yeah, yeah, they all play ultramarines.

615
00:36:23,200 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 1: That was That's pretty good Warhammer forty thousand joke for

616
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 1: those of you who play. Also, I also learned a

617
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,040
Speaker 1: couple of days ago that I one of the many

618
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 1: crimes of the Emperor of forty k was passing off

619
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: at a Miri Bakara quote as his own. Oh yeah,

620
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,279
Speaker 1: that is that was That was a good bit. That

621
00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: was a really good bit. It's little pieces like that

622
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: that let you know that Dan Abnet's pretty base. That

623
00:36:50,640 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: was my favorite part of the book. So funny. That's like,

624
00:36:54,040 --> 00:36:58,600
Speaker 1: that's literally Cannon. I do have like three pages written ones.

625
00:36:59,160 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's that's that's the end of the go off. Well, okay,

626
00:37:05,520 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: the one thing I'll add on is that one of

627
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:10,319
Speaker 1: the more funny modern versions of these if you go

628
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 1: on the Bena Drill subreddit to the Recreational Penetral subreddit,

629
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:17,239
Speaker 1: you can find people who try to take enough betadrill

630
00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: to have sex with the hat Man, which is another

631
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:28,040
Speaker 1: another form trying to subven shadow people. Maybe maybe you

632
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 1: have to you have to explain your terms for people here. Yeah,

633
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:34,560
Speaker 1: I'm not man. The hind Man is a tall, thin

634
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 1: man wearing a hat who appears when you take hallucinogenic

635
00:37:38,120 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 1: doses of benadrill because you can't afford better drugs because

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Speaker 1: you're seventeen. Yes, we're younger, and there are some people

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Speaker 1: reports of people explaining their sexual experiences with shadow people. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: the President of the United States and his son we're

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Speaker 1: absolute adventures on here. I'm just reading about how to

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Speaker 1: no problems here. Yeah. Do you know who won't steal

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Speaker 1: can promise any advertiser on this show, I've personally approved

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Speaker 1: private garrisons. We are. We are going to close off

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Speaker 1: by by talking about a sperm antestosterone um to two

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Speaker 1: of our favorite topics for this episode. For some reason,

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Speaker 1: about about a year ago, a trailer on Fox News

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Speaker 1: dropped for a new batch of Tucker Carlson originals titled

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Speaker 1: The End of Men. It opens with the text that reads,

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Speaker 1: in the current year, the cycle continues once a society collapse.

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Speaker 1: He said, you're in hard times. Well, hard iron sharpens iron,

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Speaker 1: as they'd say, and those hard times inevitably produce men

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Speaker 1: who are tough, men, who are resource for, men who

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Speaker 1: are strong enough to survive, and then they go on

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Speaker 1: to re establish order, and so the cycle begins again. Now,

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Speaker 1: there's a few funny things about this video, from the

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Speaker 1: ripped shirtless dudes milking cows to wrestling each other and

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Speaker 1: shooting bottles of canola oil. There's a un range. They're

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Speaker 1: shooting like ten bottles of canola oil for some reason maybe,

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Speaker 1: but then Mussolini's like, they're into the Mussolini stuff. He

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Speaker 1: was by far the most bizarre. I suspect they're shooting

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Speaker 1: the canola because it's like a seed oil thing. They

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Speaker 1: think that like seed sucking out your testosterone. Anyway, it's

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Speaker 1: something very silly, but by far the most bizarre thing

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Speaker 1: in this trailer is a shot of a laked man

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Speaker 1: with outstretched arms like Jesus on the Cross style, standing

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Speaker 1: in front of a lake at dusk with a white

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Speaker 1: machine shining a glowing red light on his dick. What

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Speaker 1: and again at the climax of the music from two

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Speaker 1: and Want to Space Odyssey, Uh, there's this there's this

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Speaker 1: man facing balls first in front of this large red

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Speaker 1: light at the end of this trailer, I you should

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Speaker 1: never have been any cause on our podcast or on

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Speaker 1: Fox News for anyone to say the line after the

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Speaker 1: end of the climax of the music from two thousand

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Speaker 1: and one a space odys scene. Oh that's the thing

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Speaker 1: we're objecting to from this episode, that's the line. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: because it shouldn't a climax. It lost its power in

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Speaker 1: that moment. It was considering both like the James that

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Speaker 1: was a very good joke. Thank you, Faith, thank you,

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Speaker 1: thank you for seeing me, buddy. Yeah, so considering both

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Speaker 1: like the text at the beginning, and then some of

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Speaker 1: the narration that we just heard in the trailer, they're

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Speaker 1: kind of doing this weird like Kali Yuga thing, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that is that is a bit of a bit of

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Speaker 1: what's going on here. Because again you can listen to

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Speaker 1: our episodes on Savitri Devi for a little more information

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Speaker 1: about this. But it's like this weird right wing like

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Speaker 1: quasi apocalyptic concept that evolved during an intermix between some

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Speaker 1: of the early Nazis and some of the people who

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Speaker 1: are currently behind mind the present leader of India. It's

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Speaker 1: it's way too esoteric weird to get into. But it's

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Speaker 1: one of the things that yeah, it's like it. Um,

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Speaker 1: We're not going to get into it too much. But

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Speaker 1: I think the previous news unsettling that it wound up

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Speaker 1: adjacent to a Tucker Carlson episode because it's some like weird,

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Speaker 1: esoteric Nazi wizard shit. Yes um. And that previous November,

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Speaker 1: Joe Rogan posted a Kali Yuga meme which went viral.

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Speaker 1: It's it's about how hard times creates strong men, which

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Speaker 1: create good times, which lead to weak men, which create

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Speaker 1: hard times. It's a fucking silly his, his, his. The

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Speaker 1: The accompanying text on the Instagram post that that Rogan

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Speaker 1: did said civilizations move in predictable cycles. We are in

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Speaker 1: the kali Yuga, the age of conflict. All of the

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Speaker 1: chaos we're seeing right now is predicted in Hinduism thousands

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Speaker 1: of years ago. Rogan was probably just like parroting something

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Speaker 1: that he heard from one of his many fashy or

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Speaker 1: New Age friends, which, considering Rogan's social circle, that could

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Speaker 1: very well just be the same person. Yes, yeah, one

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Speaker 1: of his fucking sparring buddies is either friends with the

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Speaker 1: Nazi or just stumbled upon a fucking the Wrong podcast

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Speaker 1: and then told him that when they were smoking weed,

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Speaker 1: and you know, yeah, that's I mean, that's honestly to

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Speaker 1: It's problematic because of his platform, but that's how I learned.

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Speaker 1: Everything about sooteca that I learned when I was in

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Speaker 1: my twenties was some I was smoking wheat with some

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Speaker 1: sketchy dude who was going places you shouldn't have been

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Speaker 1: on the internet. So a few months after Rogan posted

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Speaker 1: this meme, we have Tucker Carlson making this whole mini

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Speaker 1: series surrounding this Hard Times Creates Strong Men kind of trend.

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Speaker 1: It's taking cues from the online manosphere, and Tucker posited

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Speaker 1: that weak, unmanly men are leading to the collapse of

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Speaker 1: civilization and a hardening of men is necessary to save it.

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Speaker 1: According to According to Tucker, one of the one of

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Speaker 1: the threats to manhood is a quote unquote total collapse

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Speaker 1: in testosterone levels amongst men in recent years. And the

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Speaker 1: solution goes beyond just your typical like anti soy crusading

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Speaker 1: that Tucker has done in the past. Now, Tucker has

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Speaker 1: turned to the cutting edge science of bromeopathic medicine as

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Speaker 1: advocation that's as advocated for by a quote unquote fitness

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Speaker 1: professional named Andrew McGovern who touts that infrared light and

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Speaker 1: testical tanning is this day sex Makeda for plummeting tea

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Speaker 1: levels in men. So obviously half the viewers right now

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Speaker 1: are like, what that's cutestical tanning, that's crazy. But my

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Speaker 1: view is okay, testosterone levels crash and nobody says anything

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Speaker 1: about it that's crazy, So why is it crazy to

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Speaker 1: seek solutions? It's not crazy to seek solutions. And I

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Speaker 1: think I was recently exposed to a term called bromeopathy,

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Speaker 1: and I think there's a lot of people out there

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Speaker 1: right now that um are don't trust the mainstream information.

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Speaker 1: This TV special is constantly referred to as a documentary,

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Speaker 1: so surely you would expect Tucker to try and like

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Speaker 1: interview scientists or like anyone with expertise on this topic.

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Speaker 1: Of course, not act not not the case. Serious. Andrew

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Speaker 1: McGovern are our bromeopathic hero. Works as a personal trader

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Speaker 1: at Lifetime Fitness in Columbus, Ohio, and he hasn't even

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Speaker 1: been a trader for very long. About a decade ago.

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Speaker 1: About a decade ago, he was the manager of an

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Speaker 1: Abercrombie and Fitch store in Miami. Oh perfect, yes, you know? Okay,

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Speaker 1: now descriptions from it works at the Abercrombie and Fitch store. Wait,

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Speaker 1: and but in Miami. Hey, if you want to get trimmed,

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Speaker 1: that's where you get trim yea, that is that type

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Speaker 1: of dude. He's emerging here. As of twenties of the deed,

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Speaker 1: he was the director of operations for Petland retail stores.

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Speaker 1: You're getting funnier. This guy's resume is highly amusing. But Tucker,

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Speaker 1: being a competent journalist, did not just interview one person. However,

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Speaker 1: Kid Rock was brought on to be the sole voice

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Speaker 1: of you laugh. But kid Rock is the other person

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Speaker 1: I've gotten prescription drugs from so real bastion. In the

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Speaker 1: platonic cave of men stands Kid Rock and a guy

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Speaker 1: from Apocrombie and Fitch. We must only be their shadows. Dude,

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Speaker 1: stop testicle Danny. Come on, Yeah, I haven't heard anything, Bobby.

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Speaker 1: I'm starting a punk rock band and it's called testicle tanning.

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Speaker 1: That's the end of it. I mean, don't you think

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Speaker 1: at this point, when so many of the therapies, the

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Speaker 1: paths they've told us to take have turned out to

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Speaker 1: be dead ends that have really hurt people. Why wouldn't

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00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:13,399
Speaker 1: open minded people seek new solutions. I don't know what

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Speaker 1: the hell is going on in this world. I'm not

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Speaker 1: even sure if I understood that question, But some days

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Speaker 1: I just want to stop this planet, let me off.

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Speaker 1: Like kid Rock was not did not buy into testicle

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Speaker 1: tanning the same way, Tucker seemed to. Oh God, is

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Speaker 1: kid Rock gonna be the voice? That's what I said.

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Speaker 1: I said he was brought up to be the sole

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Speaker 1: voice of reason. We thought you were joking because it's

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Speaker 1: kid Rock, you were joking. Believe you. No, he's the

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Speaker 1: only person that doesn't. Kid Rock stands with science. It

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Speaker 1: is indeed sweet Home, Alabama all summer long. Tucker was

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Speaker 1: not the first person to advocate for testicular tanning as

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Speaker 1: the solution to an allegedly problematic dip in testosterone levels.

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Speaker 1: Dating back to twenty fifteen, you can find articles on

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Speaker 1: lines such as quote former MLB player Gabe Kapler says

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Speaker 1: men who want to get stronger should tan their testicles

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Speaker 1: from Complex and quote I put a giant red light

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Speaker 1: on my balls to triple white testoster levels from the

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Speaker 1: Men's Health twenty seventeen. Is that written by Ben Greenfield?

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Speaker 1: Banny Judts because he normally pops up with these things,

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Speaker 1: which which one the Men's health one. Let me see

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Speaker 1: the guy who injected dick to make it bigger. I

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Speaker 1: have it in my show notes here. This was written

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Speaker 1: by someone named Ben Greenfield. This baland has one games.

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Speaker 1: So proud of you today, Buddy, I'm so happy. Team

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Speaker 1: jas are you taking? Are you taking performance enhancing drugs

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Speaker 1: for this podcast? Shady Robert, I'm not. This is so funny.

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Speaker 1: We have stepped into a gold mind of contact with

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Speaker 1: Ben Greenfield, the guy who injected his own dick with

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Speaker 1: stemselves to make it bigger. That's so funny. I urge you.

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Speaker 1: I compel you. If you have any free time in

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Speaker 1: your Google Ben Greenfield penis there will be several articles.

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Speaker 1: It's supposed to be reptible outlets. It will just fucking

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Speaker 1: make you unwell. Well, that's that is great to hear.

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Speaker 1: But despite not being the first person to talk about

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Speaker 1: testicular tanning, Tucker was certainly the most impactful. After the

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Speaker 1: airing of the End of Men, testicular tanning showed a

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Speaker 1: seven thousand increase in relative search interest on Google and

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Speaker 1: thirty thirty five thousand increase in tweets on the topic. Now,

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Speaker 1: surely some of these things or stuff like what if

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Speaker 1: something like making fun of it? Right, I'm yeah, But

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Speaker 1: also a lot of it's also people who are just

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Speaker 1: talking about it genuinely. Um to quote a study published

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Speaker 1: in j M I R, a dermatology publication, quote, the

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Speaker 1: promotion of testicular tanning generated significant public interest in an

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Speaker 1: evidence lacking and potentially dangerous health trend. Dermatologists and other

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Speaker 1: healthcare professionals should be aware of these new viral health

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Speaker 1: trends to best consultations and combat health misinformation. So like

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Speaker 1: in terms of actual data, But twenty seventeen meta analysis

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Speaker 1: of studies on sperm counts found that in North America, Europe, Australia,

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Speaker 1: and New Zealand, men's sperm counts have declined by about

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Speaker 1: fifty percent between nineteen seventy three and twenty eleven. Now,

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Speaker 1: these results have not been enough to really cause broad

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Speaker 1: concern unless you're like a right wing influencer for men,

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Speaker 1: because there doesn't really seem to be an equal drop

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Speaker 1: in testosterone levels. Problems mankind has had on the whole

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Speaker 1: not enough seamen is one of them. Yes, and and

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Speaker 1: like compared to previous decades, there is this maybe like

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Speaker 1: a twenty percent decrease in total testosterone levels amongst adolescent

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Speaker 1: and young adult males, but that's highly fluctual and it's

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Speaker 1: impacted heavily by diet. It's it's suspected that pollution environmental

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Speaker 1: degradation are also suspected of being contributing factors, with plastics

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Speaker 1: like a thighlight being known to interfere with the production

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Speaker 1: of hormones like distosterone. But this this area research is

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Speaker 1: still heavily contested, but still that has not stopped fitness

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Speaker 1: YouTubers and conservative influencers from tying this to like the

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Speaker 1: soyboy feminization of men and drumming up panic to grow

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Speaker 1: their social media followings, sell their supplements and advertise affiliate products.

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Speaker 1: The Kreme de la Kreme of red lights for testicular

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Speaker 1: tanning is the Jeve Light A light. Juve is a

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Speaker 1: light therapy panel company which which sells these LEDs. They're

847
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:45,719
Speaker 1: they're like this, They're like this upscale wellness brand. The

848
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Speaker 1: smallest model they have costs over a thousand dollars with

849
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:53,920
Speaker 1: the full body ones going for around ten grand. This

850
00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,160
Speaker 1: is when you know it's a grift. If someone is

851
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 1: telling you that they need to sell you sunlight, they

852
00:51:59,200 --> 00:52:04,080
Speaker 1: are having a fucking laugh. Our friend Ben Greenfield advocates

853
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:08,720
Speaker 1: a quote that advocates that you spend the big bucks

854
00:52:08,719 --> 00:52:11,680
Speaker 1: on Drew Lest you quote fry your balls to a

855
00:52:11,719 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: crisp with a cheap knockoff. You wouldn't want to do that,

856
00:52:16,000 --> 00:52:20,680
Speaker 1: would you. Unwise? Yeah, it seems like it's maybe a

857
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:23,600
Speaker 1: bad idea. I can teach you how to how to

858
00:52:23,760 --> 00:52:26,640
Speaker 1: how to cook your balls safely without spending any money

859
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: at all. Get a pair of double A batteries. Take

860
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 1: them right out of your out of your your your

861
00:52:31,680 --> 00:52:35,759
Speaker 1: your your remote control. You stick the active end in

862
00:52:35,840 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 1: a bottle of water, and then you put your hand

863
00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,920
Speaker 1: on your testicles and you're it'll it'll complete the circuit

864
00:52:42,120 --> 00:52:45,480
Speaker 1: and power your testicles up with electricity, which you can

865
00:52:45,520 --> 00:52:48,920
Speaker 1: then ejaculate instead of come. They'll probably give you superpowers

866
00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 1: to almost certainly garrison. Legally, this is not a recommendation

867
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,200
Speaker 1: to do this. If you do this, that shit's not

868
00:52:56,320 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 1: on uslition. Please can batteries you dick to quote that

869
00:53:01,960 --> 00:53:06,280
Speaker 1: JMIR study evaluating the public's interest into secular tanning quote.

870
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Speaker 1: The interest in this topic may be partially explained by

871
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:12,400
Speaker 1: the men's attention and advertising men's sexual health and homeown

872
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:16,520
Speaker 1: replacement or homeown enhancing therapies receive in the US. Although

873
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: subsequent media coverage largely disfavored to secular tanning due to

874
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: lacking evidence and potential dangers, other health influencers came to

875
00:53:24,040 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: defend and encourage the practice of testicular tanning, specifically by

876
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:31,640
Speaker 1: using UV light as an unquote. As an example, here

877
00:53:31,760 --> 00:53:36,280
Speaker 1: is a clip from fitness YouTuber Elliott Hulsey's Strength Camp

878
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: with one point seven million followers, blast your balls with

879
00:53:41,200 --> 00:53:45,960
Speaker 1: sunshine to increase testosterone. That you can drop your draws

880
00:53:45,960 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 1: and let your balls get kissed by the sun, or

881
00:53:48,440 --> 00:53:50,600
Speaker 1: you can try one of these light panels to roast

882
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:53,720
Speaker 1: by nuts and be more manly. Nineteen thirty nine studies

883
00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,480
Speaker 1: suggests that UV light exposure to your testicles increases sestosterone

884
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: by two. You want to join me in this experiment,

885
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: We could find one of these bad boys at cozyhealth

886
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:06,760
Speaker 1: dot com. Then just go to personal labs dot com,

887
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:10,080
Speaker 1: get your blood tested, get your testosterone. Then after eight

888
00:54:10,160 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: to twelve weeks check it again and find out if

889
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:16,359
Speaker 1: the nut rusting really works. So this whole idea goes

890
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Speaker 1: back to this one nineteen thirty nine, studies eighteen thirty nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

891
00:54:23,320 --> 00:54:26,279
Speaker 1: lots of good chience in nineteen thirty nine. And if

892
00:54:26,280 --> 00:54:30,200
Speaker 1: there's one thing I trust its sides from nineteen thirty nine. Yep,

893
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: got any comments on race in this study. So this

894
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:38,160
Speaker 1: study was published in the journal Endercnology, and it found

895
00:54:38,200 --> 00:54:42,840
Speaker 1: that frequent UV irritation to the genitals increased urinary and

896
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 1: drosterone metabolite of testosterone increases levels by nearly two hundred

897
00:54:48,600 --> 00:54:51,560
Speaker 1: percent quote unquote. Now you'll be shocked to learn that

898
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 1: there may be problems with this study. Guess how many

899
00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:59,040
Speaker 1: test subjects were included in this In this study, I'm

900
00:54:59,080 --> 00:55:03,240
Speaker 1: going to be generous eight, So Mia says eight, James

901
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:06,960
Speaker 1: and Greenfield just one. One. You say one, Robert, how

902
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:09,240
Speaker 1: many how many do you think are in the study? Geez?

903
00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: I think like seven was sacred to the Nazi, So

904
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,879
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say that five. A grand total of five

905
00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:17,800
Speaker 1: people are in the study. Wow, I give too much credit.

906
00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:21,640
Speaker 1: They had to pick the sacred discordion number bullshit. Three

907
00:55:21,719 --> 00:55:25,440
Speaker 1: of them are fifty four years old and have manic

908
00:55:25,480 --> 00:55:33,160
Speaker 1: depressive psychosis. The other two are twenty Honestly, not a

909
00:55:33,239 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 1: bad representative sample for Tucker's audience. I was about to

910
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 1: say the same thing, just actually who watches to show

911
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:43,080
Speaker 1: The other two are twenty eight and forty five and

912
00:55:43,160 --> 00:55:48,399
Speaker 1: have a quote psychopathia with depressive features, which is very

913
00:55:48,520 --> 00:55:53,399
Speaker 1: against old timey term everyone on Twitter, etcetera, etcetera. But

914
00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 1: I think what actually happened is I think they did

915
00:55:55,719 --> 00:55:58,200
Speaker 1: this study at an asylum and just found people with

916
00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,560
Speaker 1: depressive psychosis to do the study on it. It's just

917
00:56:01,600 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 1: these five, these five friend of people. Um, No, no

918
00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 1: individual graft results were produced. It only showed the quote

919
00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 1: unquote typical reaction and there wasn't even a control group

920
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:19,920
Speaker 1: for the study. Not to mention, there's many problems with

921
00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,080
Speaker 1: like measuring to stosterone in the first place, because it

922
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:24,359
Speaker 1: changes broadly day to day and by age, and it's

923
00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:28,200
Speaker 1: very kind of unreliable. Um to quote the jmi R

924
00:56:28,239 --> 00:56:32,000
Speaker 1: study again quote beyond this questionable study, research has shown

925
00:56:32,080 --> 00:56:37,440
Speaker 1: that exposure to UV radiation may increase sex steroid hormone levels. However,

926
00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:40,960
Speaker 1: these studies either do not include human participants or do

927
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 1: not specifically evaluate UV radiation exposure to the genitals. There

928
00:56:45,600 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: is there is not a single other study since then

929
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:54,000
Speaker 1: that has done anything resembling like peer reviewed science. You

930
00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:58,560
Speaker 1: know why everybody go to go to go fund me,

931
00:56:59,200 --> 00:57:02,880
Speaker 1: help cool own determine whether or not testical tanning works.

932
00:57:03,239 --> 00:57:07,600
Speaker 1: And we'll get that control group. Well, okay, so what

933
00:57:07,680 --> 00:57:09,720
Speaker 1: my mile question about this? Aren't aren't all these people

934
00:57:09,719 --> 00:57:15,360
Speaker 1: getting fucking ball cancer? We are? Okay, we are about

935
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: to get to that, because yes, you may think that

936
00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 1: shining you fee lights on your bulls might have some

937
00:57:22,320 --> 00:57:25,200
Speaker 1: long term problems. Yeah, it's great that long soundstrants come

938
00:57:25,200 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 1: back to the episode again. So Vice interviewed Seth Cohen,

939
00:57:29,680 --> 00:57:33,920
Speaker 1: a urologist and the director of the Sexual Dysfunction Program

940
00:57:33,960 --> 00:57:37,120
Speaker 1: at NYU Lengden Health. Quote. I'm not aware of any

941
00:57:37,160 --> 00:57:40,760
Speaker 1: science or data or any journal publications proving that red

942
00:57:40,840 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: light therapy improves meltostosterone and quote we change recommendations on

943
00:57:45,040 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 1: medical therapies based on a double blind, placebo controlled randomized trials,

944
00:57:49,600 --> 00:57:53,160
Speaker 1: large studies with thousands of patients. That's where you'll find

945
00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:57,280
Speaker 1: if there's any really statistical significance between red light therapy

946
00:57:57,320 --> 00:57:59,800
Speaker 1: and a placebo. Could these men who underwent red light

947
00:57:59,840 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: the rape and came out and felt stronger and more manly?

948
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: Could they could that have been a placebo effect? Of

949
00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:08,280
Speaker 1: course it could unquote So and as Mia mentioned, we

950
00:58:08,320 --> 00:58:11,439
Speaker 1: have not really even gotten into the potential dangers yet.

951
00:58:12,600 --> 00:58:16,360
Speaker 1: Close direct heat to your testicles actually damages sperm count

952
00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:20,040
Speaker 1: on top of the risk of giving yourself ball cancer

953
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:23,760
Speaker 1: by blasting concentrated UV light on your genitals for twenty

954
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,800
Speaker 1: minutes a day, every day of the week, which is

955
00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:31,960
Speaker 1: what is recommended to quote to quote that study one

956
00:58:32,040 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: last time quote. Research shows that excessive exposure to UV

957
00:58:36,120 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: radiation may lead to higher rates of genital tumor formation

958
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:46,680
Speaker 1: and decreased sperm counts, as spermo to genesis is temperature dependent. Thus,

959
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:49,960
Speaker 1: given the current obsession with optimizing male hormone levels, the

960
00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:53,680
Speaker 1: high cost of red light therapy, and misleading information labeling

961
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 1: of testicular tanning by prominent influencers, there may be an

962
00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,440
Speaker 1: increase in men exposing themselves to UV radiation and developing

963
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:06,640
Speaker 1: associated complications. Un Right, heroic, So guys, almost done here.

964
00:59:07,480 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: But man, it's pretty it's pretty funny that all of

965
00:59:10,400 --> 00:59:13,400
Speaker 1: the worst people you know, are gonna get ball cancer? Yeah,

966
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:17,800
Speaker 1: don't stop him. Yeah. I you know, there was a

967
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:19,400
Speaker 1: period of time in my life when I had said

968
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 1: where I will never wish cancer on anybody. But if

969
00:59:22,600 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: you are deliberately exposing your testicles for the sun, to

970
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:28,120
Speaker 1: the sun and the hope of getting superpowers because of

971
00:59:28,200 --> 00:59:33,120
Speaker 1: Nazi science, it's okay. It's it's okay, Like I'm not

972
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:36,640
Speaker 1: gonna mourn that. To be fair, that thirty nine study

973
00:59:36,800 --> 00:59:41,960
Speaker 1: was from the United States, so it talking about the

974
00:59:42,000 --> 00:59:48,120
Speaker 1: other Nazi science. Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah, um.

975
00:59:49,040 --> 00:59:51,480
Speaker 1: And I think I think of a part of this

976
00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:55,080
Speaker 1: whole narrative of like the total collapse of men's distosterone levels,

977
00:59:55,160 --> 00:59:59,400
Speaker 1: as as Tucker puts it, Man, I fucking wish, yeah

978
00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 1: so much. But I think this is more about men

979
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 1: in power feeling that their position of assumed superiority is

980
01:00:06,320 --> 01:00:09,720
Speaker 1: being threatened. Really, all of our quack science and conspiracy

981
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:14,000
Speaker 1: theory stories today all revolve around this, like subliminal dog whistle.

982
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,400
Speaker 1: It's no mistake that Tucker titled his program the End

983
01:00:17,480 --> 01:00:20,120
Speaker 1: of Men. In all the stories we're covering today, it

984
01:00:20,240 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 1: is the fear of emasculation that is the hook used

985
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,240
Speaker 1: to drum up fear and anger about how liberal feminism

986
01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: is eroding manhood. It targets some of young men's sexual

987
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:34,160
Speaker 1: insecurities while promoting this like anti woke return to the

988
01:00:34,280 --> 01:00:38,479
Speaker 1: old ways of rugged masculinity. Yeah, I might add, because

989
01:00:38,480 --> 01:00:40,560
Speaker 1: I think you're missing one aspect of it. I think

990
01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:44,000
Speaker 1: you're identifying what he's signaling to his listeners and what

991
01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 1: they get out of it. But I also think that

992
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,960
Speaker 1: what he and the other folks who are kind of

993
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,400
Speaker 1: in positions of power and influence in the right get

994
01:00:52,440 --> 01:00:54,680
Speaker 1: out of this because they're not They don't believe this,

995
01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: they're not actually motivated by that. Now what this is

996
01:00:58,120 --> 01:01:00,640
Speaker 1: and what because because we do not know specifically why,

997
01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:04,760
Speaker 1: like testosterone rates, maybe lower white sperm counts are definitely lower,

998
01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:07,280
Speaker 1: but it likely has to do with a massive variety

999
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:12,160
Speaker 1: of industrial pollutants in the environment, and with the fact

1000
01:01:12,160 --> 01:01:17,040
Speaker 1: that industrial agriculture and the process nature of a lot

1001
01:01:17,080 --> 01:01:19,000
Speaker 1: of our foods is having a negative impact on all

1002
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:23,160
Speaker 1: of these things, like it's consequences of capitalism, right, and

1003
01:01:23,320 --> 01:01:26,840
Speaker 1: because the consequences are getting increasingly hard to ignore, the

1004
01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,960
Speaker 1: thing that people like that need to do is find

1005
01:01:30,360 --> 01:01:32,920
Speaker 1: either a cure for them or another way to blame

1006
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:35,480
Speaker 1: or another thing to blame them on right. And so

1007
01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:39,280
Speaker 1: if the aspect the things that are horribly unhealthy about

1008
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 1: the society that we have built is causing men to

1009
01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:47,320
Speaker 1: suffer consequences in their bodies, the thing to do on

1010
01:01:47,360 --> 01:01:50,320
Speaker 1: the right is to blame that shit on the liberals

1011
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 1: emasculating men. And the solution is whatever kind of shit

1012
01:01:53,560 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 1: we can sell you, right, Like, that's what's going on here,

1013
01:01:56,040 --> 01:02:00,120
Speaker 1: that's the motivation. And it happens outside of like and

1014
01:02:00,240 --> 01:02:02,760
Speaker 1: shit too, like. That's all the right has anymore. Like

1015
01:02:02,880 --> 01:02:07,160
Speaker 1: their their economic theories have been proven disastrously wrong. They

1016
01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:10,760
Speaker 1: have no actual ability to govern in a meaningful way

1017
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:13,120
Speaker 1: other than by causing harm to people. So it's entirely

1018
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,760
Speaker 1: about taking the consequences of the world that they advocate

1019
01:02:17,160 --> 01:02:19,920
Speaker 1: and blaming them on someone else and selling you snake

1020
01:02:19,920 --> 01:02:23,800
Speaker 1: oil to deal with it. Yeah, exactly, And so that

1021
01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: is that. That is most of the of the testicular

1022
01:02:27,440 --> 01:02:31,760
Speaker 1: tanning fun that I got into. We haven't even covered

1023
01:02:31,880 --> 01:02:36,160
Speaker 1: all the things to date. In twenty seventeen, we'll get

1024
01:02:36,200 --> 01:02:38,560
Speaker 1: back on this subject. But it is time for us

1025
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:41,520
Speaker 1: to end. This is already over an hour, So I

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01:02:41,600 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: want to leave you all, all of you, all of

1027
01:02:43,560 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 1: you beautiful. First, I want to thank all of our

1028
01:02:45,200 --> 01:02:48,080
Speaker 1: beautiful correspondence for their research, and I want to leave

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01:02:48,120 --> 01:02:50,840
Speaker 1: all of you with this simple piece of advice. If

1030
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:54,640
Speaker 1: you feel like your testicles aren't getting enough solar radiation,

1031
01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:59,400
Speaker 1: simply purchase a glass cutter in an old microwave, cut

1032
01:02:59,400 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 1: a circular their hole in the microwave, and you bag

1033
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:06,280
Speaker 1: it while it's on. You'll be okay. That is our

1034
01:03:06,400 --> 01:03:12,600
Speaker 1: legally binding health advice. That's the end of the episode.

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Speaker 1: It Could Happen Here as a production of cool Zone Media.

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