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Speaker 3: Here it is man who spent fifteen thousand dollars to

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Speaker 2: Worried friends might think he's weird.

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Speaker 1: we're gonna be barking up some brand new trees on

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Speaker 1: this episode of Bananas.

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Speaker 4: I sat World. Would you your lizillion pieces?

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Speaker 1: Would you believe.

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Speaker 4: Banana bay ba ba ba bana.

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Speaker 3: Guys, guys, non binary pals, Welcome to Bananas.

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Speaker 2: I'm Kirk Brown Oler.

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Speaker 1: I am banana boy number two. Scotty Landis. Thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening to the silliest little podcast there ever was.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the new Banannimals, Welcome to the old ban

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Speaker 1: Animals and the Day one listeners.

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Speaker 2: Glad to have you. We are so glad to have you.

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Speaker 3: And if you if you happen to live in Austin,

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Speaker 3: huh and you're listening to this on a Tuesday, say, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,

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Speaker 3: February ninth, tenth, and eleventh. I'm a cap city, so

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Speaker 3: come on down. And if you live in Portland, come

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Speaker 3: on over in April. Maybe it's thirteenth, fourteenth fifteenth. I'm

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Speaker 1: That sounds fun.

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Speaker 3: It does sound fun, doesn't it. I'm so excited about

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Speaker 3: our guest.

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Speaker 1: Me too. I just saw her face on Zoom for

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Speaker 2: Our guest today needs no introduction.

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Speaker 3: She has so many lofty and pure functions. A writer

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Speaker 3: truly a blast. Girls on Guys is the name. It's crazy, wild,

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Speaker 3: welcome our wonderful guest, Nina.

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Speaker 5: Tar Oh shucks, thank you guys. Wow, so lovely, thank you, so.

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Speaker 2: Sweet, pretty great intro?

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Speaker 5: Right what what a sweet, thoughtful intro that really just

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Speaker 5: but vocally, thank you rhymed.

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Speaker 1: I couldn't believe he rhymed.

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Speaker 5: In rhyme in rhyming couplets as well. And I didn't

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Speaker 5: that was really impressive, Kurt, Thank you guys.

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Speaker 3: I really worked very hard on it, and I'm excited

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Speaker 3: And I believe that it will deliver. I mean I think,

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Speaker 3: It's not like I told Nina that I would write

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Speaker 5: I feel like the intro is so good. I don't

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Speaker 5: Thank you. You didn't have to say it was so beautiful.

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Speaker 5: Sounds like a Doctor Seuss style measurement. Thank you so

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Speaker 5: And you guys are both such lovely gentlemen and so talented.

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Speaker 5: Connections are happening, Hollywood, baby.

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Speaker 5: This dog would honestly, the way that it read sounded

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Speaker 3: The fact that I mean, it's it's beautiful, it really is.

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Speaker 3: guys man who spent fifteen thousand dollars to become a

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Speaker 5: Did you say fifteen thousand?

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Speaker 5: Seems like a low amount to be turned into a

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Speaker 3: The man just has an incredibly, incredibly realistic dog costume.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's what you're saying is true. It's also like,

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Speaker 1: This is the greatest accomplishment of this man's life. And

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Speaker 5: It's also like, have you ever dated somebody who's like

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Speaker 1: I went to the Hollywood Forever cemetery, which is a

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Speaker 5: And then like it's not like around you. You're not

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Speaker 2: Why? Why couldn't my mom?

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Speaker 5: Why couldn't my mom buy even name brand snacks? She

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Speaker 3: And then I'm just like I just think about the

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Speaker 5: It's such a nightmare, is it. The brand that of

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Speaker 5: And he's like, we couldn't leave. We like it ruined

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Speaker 5: It could be shrapnel that's going to enter my skull,

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Speaker 5: But the crazy thing about like okay, the soda thing.

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Speaker 3: And uh and this dude comes up to me after

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Speaker 2: And then he's just like here you go.

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Speaker 3: and then I just got up and.

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00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:19,080
Speaker 2: Walked away from them because I couldn't talk, and.

442
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,320
Speaker 3: I walked out it to Seattle and I just walked

443
00:21:22,480 --> 00:21:24,840
Speaker 3: for like three hours until I got to my hotel.

444
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,800
Speaker 2: Hotel was miles away.

445
00:21:27,560 --> 00:21:30,600
Speaker 5: Oh it's like being it's like being in a k hole.

446
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:34,240
Speaker 5: But you're like this was weird, Like what the fuck

447
00:21:34,359 --> 00:21:37,600
Speaker 5: is I? Oh my god, No, it's it's horrible. Like

448
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:40,199
Speaker 5: here's the thing. This is just a general thing for

449
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:44,919
Speaker 5: the listeners. If you have to light glass to do

450
00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:50,159
Speaker 5: a drug, if you had to fucking eat up glass, yes,

451
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:55,800
Speaker 5: don't do it, Okay, it's bad. I've never done anything savory.

452
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,440
Speaker 5: I've only nefarious things where you got like a blow tort.

453
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 5: Like I think it's Neil Nanda who has that jokeer

454
00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:06,000
Speaker 5: where he talks about dabs and he's like he's like

455
00:22:06,119 --> 00:22:07,919
Speaker 5: the He's like, yeah, it's the same, Like what are

456
00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:10,080
Speaker 5: we going to do smoke weed or put together a

457
00:22:10,119 --> 00:22:17,560
Speaker 5: submarine door? Like it feels like, yes, it's well because

458
00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 5: the first time I did I think it was almost

459
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,800
Speaker 5: the same year or two, Kurt. The first time I

460
00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 5: did a I was in I studied art history for

461
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 5: the I'm making a jerk off sound with my sounds.

462
00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:31,679
Speaker 1: A little and I.

463
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 5: Studied art history in college and I was next to

464
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:36,800
Speaker 5: I got sat next to this guy who was the

465
00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 5: epitome of weed. Like he smelled like weed. He was

466
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 5: a white guy with dreadlocks.

467
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 1: Classic.

468
00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:45,640
Speaker 5: This is an Orange County not good, not good. He's

469
00:22:45,680 --> 00:22:48,520
Speaker 5: a Rachel Dolazol who like works at a head shop,

470
00:22:48,920 --> 00:22:52,320
Speaker 5: and he like he but I sat next to him

471
00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 5: in this like lectural class and he you know, I

472
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:58,080
Speaker 5: like I said, you know, I'm like in you know.

473
00:22:58,200 --> 00:22:59,880
Speaker 1: You've tried a few things in your day.

474
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 5: Kissed my fingers, you know what I mean?

475
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:11,360
Speaker 3: Ize how close the chef's kisses to weed? Yeah, just

476
00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 3: turning kiss exactly.

477
00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 5: So anyway, this guy just read to we we had

478
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 5: to go to like the Getty or something like that

479
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:25,479
Speaker 5: for some like trip to like fucking read about Yeah,

480
00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 5: like I don't know, look at like baroque art and

481
00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:32,840
Speaker 5: like write some fucking you know, snobby dissertation. So anyway,

482
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,120
Speaker 5: he's like, let's go together, let's corepool. And so we did.

483
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,600
Speaker 5: Now this man, do you guys know what a gravity

484
00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 5: bond is? Yes, okay, so it's yeah, you could do

485
00:23:43,119 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 5: it at a bathtub. But this guy had a gravity

486
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 5: bond in his car and he would drive around with it.

487
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 5: Was a giant copperware, yes, a mucket like copperware, and

488
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:59,800
Speaker 5: then like a fucking like cut off like two liters

489
00:23:59,840 --> 00:24:03,040
Speaker 5: so to bottle and then he so we did that

490
00:24:03,080 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 5: and then he was also like he's like, oh, do

491
00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,240
Speaker 5: you want a hit of the gravity bong or dabs?

492
00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:11,040
Speaker 5: And I was like, what's a dab? And He's like, oh, dude,

493
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:15,800
Speaker 5: you I would be on or to give you your first dab.

494
00:24:15,840 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 5: And I was like all right, like I've spent sweep

495
00:24:17,840 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 5: since I was thirteen, like I can probably handle this.

496
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 5: And I did it. And there's nothing worse than having to.

497
00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:27,800
Speaker 5: At least Kurt, you could be like I'm all done

498
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:28,920
Speaker 5: with my responsibilities.

499
00:24:28,920 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 1: I can just leave.

500
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 5: I'm fucking gone.

501
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,280
Speaker 2: Yeah.

502
00:24:31,359 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 5: I then had to like behave like a normal human being.

503
00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you had to take a mono rail,

504
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,359
Speaker 3: which you're like, oh my god, a mono rail.

505
00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I it's the best Simpsons episode. Remind I.

506
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,240
Speaker 5: I had to be in the fucking the most stuffy

507
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 5: like his like fucking art history museum. Well, I wanted

508
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:57,720
Speaker 5: to jump out of my skeleton like I was just

509
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,600
Speaker 5: and like when you have the those intrusive thoughts when

510
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,520
Speaker 5: you're so high where you're like it's like the the

511
00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,520
Speaker 5: imp of the perverse where you're like, what if I

512
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 5: did the wrong thing right now, just to see what

513
00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:11,840
Speaker 5: would happen? You were thinking of that, like you're just

514
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,639
Speaker 5: all like what if I just like head bud died

515
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:15,480
Speaker 5: this van? Go?

516
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:16,520
Speaker 2: What would they do?

517
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,879
Speaker 5: I'm the truth of thoughts, like what if I just

518
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,400
Speaker 5: like kick that toddler in the face. Wouldn't that be crazy?

519
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:27,439
Speaker 5: And anyway, that was That was my experience, and then

520
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 5: I had to drive back home with this guy. Yeah, yeah, baby.

521
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 1: You do them all right? Let me tease you all.

522
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,800
Speaker 1: I think it to a break maybe, yeah, let's do it. Okay,

523
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:44,560
Speaker 1: all right, Ohio man arrested for seventieth time after police

524
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: find his suitcase full of meat.

525
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Speaker 3: I'm very interested. I'm very on board, very interested. Well

526
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:56,680
Speaker 3: let's unpack all of this right after we come back

527
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:27,280
Speaker 3: to bananas. We are back, Scottie, you got any shout outs?

528
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: I do have some shout outs. Tar Heel Coconut wants

529
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:33,520
Speaker 1: us to shout out her horse, Chocko Chocko.

530
00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:36,160
Speaker 2: I shouted it out. That was that was a shoutout.

531
00:26:36,560 --> 00:26:38,680
Speaker 1: Chaco got her into her first horse show in almost

532
00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 1: twenty years, and even though Choco occasionally yeats her Yea

533
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 1: is always there to pick her back up. Yeat is

534
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,639
Speaker 1: like yeat like you get thrown into the air, you know,

535
00:26:46,760 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 1: tossed or kicked or jump or right. It's a fading

536
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:55,879
Speaker 1: gen Z expression. Alex Uh and all her animals lost

537
00:26:55,880 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: her grandfather, Michael Andrews. Alex was hoping we could name

538
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:01,919
Speaker 1: him Banana of the Week to help cheer her up.

539
00:27:02,119 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 3: Yes, officially Banana of the Week.

540
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:09,800
Speaker 1: Banana of the Week sounded like a great great grandpa.

541
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 1: And Emily Stark Emily Stark of Cozy Cookie Kansas City,

542
00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:18,080
Speaker 1: wants us to shout out her fiance Trevin for killing

543
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,479
Speaker 1: it on his podcast. It's called Live Laugh Larceny. Emily

544
00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 1: is a bananimal for life, but she does love Trevin's podcast.

545
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,880
Speaker 1: And also they invited us to do that podcast card

546
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:30,720
Speaker 1: and I heard it and I so all we have

547
00:27:30,760 --> 00:27:33,880
Speaker 1: to do is it's a Sometimes true crime podcasts get

548
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,960
Speaker 1: too dark and too heavy and they're too murdery. Not

549
00:27:38,080 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: on this network. On this network they're perfect, but on

550
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,440
Speaker 1: other networks sometimes they get that way. And what Live

551
00:27:43,560 --> 00:27:47,400
Speaker 1: Laugh Larceny does is its petty crimes. So it's any

552
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:50,480
Speaker 1: time you've witnessed somebody do something small or you got

553
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 1: away with something small. You tell it in a very

554
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,399
Speaker 1: dramatic way. Right now, I love it. I love it.

555
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 1: Let's do it cool. So, if you want cookies and

556
00:27:57,040 --> 00:28:00,080
Speaker 1: you live in Kansas City, Cozy Cookie Kansas City.

557
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 2: And is Cozy Cookie or is that where they know?

558
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: That's the name of her company on Instagram, It's Cozy

559
00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:09,159
Speaker 1: Cookie case Family Stark and she sent them to some

560
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 1: chief fans of mine. And finally, if you come to

561
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:16,640
Speaker 1: Los Angeles, Nina, when you have family or friends come

562
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:19,920
Speaker 1: to Los Angeles for the first time as tourists, what

563
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: do you recommend they do. It's a tough town for tourists.

564
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 5: It's very tough. I totally agree. I mean, I think

565
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,480
Speaker 5: a lot of people going to the beach because it's

566
00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:31,840
Speaker 5: such a staple. Yeah, going to the pier, like you

567
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,960
Speaker 5: want to take the I think Venice Beach I would recommend,

568
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,359
Speaker 5: just because it's so walkable and you don't really get that.

569
00:28:37,520 --> 00:28:39,520
Speaker 5: So you get the beach, but you have the beauty

570
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,720
Speaker 5: of that. You got all these cute restaurants, all these

571
00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:47,800
Speaker 5: like cute tan people right in there, you know blades.

572
00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, calling people on long boards.

573
00:28:51,320 --> 00:28:54,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know, Like I think it's very quintessential,

574
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 5: like Los Angeles, California, and so yes, yeah, so I

575
00:28:58,840 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 5: think that's I would I would say that just because

576
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 5: it has a charm to it.

577
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 1: It's great. It's tough because a lot of people come

578
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: here and they think Hollywood is something and we can

579
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 1: all test Hollywood. Oh yeah, I dun't. It's just not

580
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:14,120
Speaker 1: a great place to go. If you want to go

581
00:29:14,160 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: see one celebrity star in particular, go to Hollywood Boulevard,

582
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: find that star, take your photo, and then go anywhere

583
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:21,440
Speaker 1: else anywhere.

584
00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:24,800
Speaker 5: I like to joke to the tourists and tell them like,

585
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,280
Speaker 5: do you know these are all gravestones? Right, You're like

586
00:29:29,360 --> 00:29:31,240
Speaker 5: what Mark Wahlberg's dead.

587
00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 2: I'm like the real Yeah, tell me Carmichael.

588
00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:40,960
Speaker 5: Hollywood, just the whole area of Hollywood, not West Hollywood,

589
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,360
Speaker 5: which is different. Hollywood, just the whole area needs to

590
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:48,800
Speaker 5: get saged. It's a bad vibe. It is like, it

591
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 5: really is such a bad vibe. It's like always reeks

592
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 5: of piss. There's always adult adults riding children's BMX bikes,

593
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:00,600
Speaker 5: which is the easiest way. You know that myth is

594
00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 5: round and it's there's a I don't know, there's like

595
00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:08,240
Speaker 5: turf wars between like the guy who dressed like the

596
00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:11,440
Speaker 5: Transformers and the Alho and the Batman, and.

597
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:13,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't want to see it. You don't want

598
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 3: to see Almo fight another. You don't want to see

599
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:17,240
Speaker 3: Almo fight Cookie Monster.

600
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 5: And you.

601
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 3: My recommendation might go to now for tourists is Clifton's

602
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,920
Speaker 3: at seven pm. But because at nine pm is when

603
00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 3: it turns into like a nightclub. But it's seven pm.

604
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:34,240
Speaker 3: It's just a collection of bars that there's no charge.

605
00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 3: And it's amazing.

606
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,680
Speaker 5: It's really beautiful. It's so cute. It has like so

607
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 5: many floors. And what's so interesting about it is that

608
00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 5: Clifton's Cafeteria was a cafeteria back in the day, and

609
00:30:44,040 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 5: during the Depression, the man who owned that cafeteria basically

610
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 5: gave people free food because so many people were out

611
00:30:51,800 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 5: of work. It's also famously the site where allegedly Jack

612
00:30:56,200 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 5: Parsons told uh made a bet with l Ron Hubby

613
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 5: to start a religion and yeah, and like Robert Hyland,

614
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 5: the sci fi writer, was like, you know, it's where

615
00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:11,000
Speaker 5: all these old sci fi writers used to like hang

616
00:31:11,040 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 5: out and wax poetics and like it's a it's a

617
00:31:14,600 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 5: really incredible place in LA And I've also just a

618
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:22,440
Speaker 5: little just a you know, just the thought. I feel

619
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 5: like now adults just want to go to like the

620
00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:27,720
Speaker 5: Disneyland version of a bar, Like they just want to

621
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,120
Speaker 5: get like blacked out and like finger a stranger on

622
00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,719
Speaker 5: the log ride. But then they're like, you know, like

623
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 5: but they're like, but but but I also want a Moscow.

624
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 2: We all.

625
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 1: That's right, theme bars are going to come roaring back

626
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 1: in very I drink an idle hour up in North

627
00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,880
Speaker 1: Hollywood that's shaped like a giant whiskey barrel, and that

628
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,560
Speaker 1: the only reason I go there is because it looks

629
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:53,440
Speaker 1: like a whiskey barrel.

630
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 5: They're all. It all feels very much like, you know,

631
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 5: pieces of flair, And I feel like, I don't know,

632
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:07,080
Speaker 5: like her fucking our grandparents, like they were actual adults

633
00:32:07,120 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 5: that would be like they would drink like like I'm

634
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:13,040
Speaker 5: I'm sad alcohol like things like.

635
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:15,440
Speaker 2: That, Joey, Yeah, like hurt your body.

636
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 5: They're like I got.

637
00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 3: Before TGS before the remodel. Yeah, a square with no

638
00:32:21,800 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 3: old sunlight. We drink whiskey and asleep on the bar

639
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:27,040
Speaker 3: that I like.

640
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 5: To go to a place where everyone that's at the

641
00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 5: bar is drinking, like they just lost their kids in court.

642
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:34,320
Speaker 1: I want to go.

643
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 5: I want to go to like I love that that's

644
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 5: a drawing room. So many bars in LA have this

645
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:43,600
Speaker 5: stupid They'll be like, you know, Bakowski used to drink here.

646
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:46,320
Speaker 5: I'm like, yeah, he was an alcohol Like I'm pretty

647
00:32:46,360 --> 00:32:50,880
Speaker 5: sure he drank everywhere your bars. Yeah, I'm like, yeah,

648
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 5: he probably drink at that bus stop too, Like.

649
00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 1: That's even funnier. The reason I brought this up is

650
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 1: because kurtib and I are adding one more stop to

651
00:33:01,360 --> 00:33:04,240
Speaker 1: any tours any tourist visiting in La. If you need

652
00:33:04,240 --> 00:33:07,720
Speaker 1: something to do in a Lesion Park, which is the

653
00:33:07,760 --> 00:33:12,600
Speaker 1: giant park that surrounds Dodger Stadium, there are two benches.

654
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 1: They're sort of clandestine there. I was wandering off trail

655
00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: as I'm want to do, and I saw these two

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Speaker 1: round metal benches around a tree in the middle of nowhere.

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Speaker 1: I mean it is probably five hundred feet from a trail,

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Speaker 1: and there was an old stone in between them that

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Speaker 1: clearly had something. Well, we made a plaque a brass

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Speaker 1: But they are dedicated from us, and we will post photos,

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Speaker 1: Her name is Gianni Montealion hell Bush. That is an

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Speaker 1: He's good or she's good, or They're good. Ohio man

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Speaker 1: arrested for seventieth seventieth time seven zero after police find

678
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Speaker 1: his suitcase full of meat.

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Speaker 2: Please tell me, I mean I need.

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Speaker 5: I have so many questions, like this is the clickbaity

681
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 5: shit where It's like, you're like, what is how is

682
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Speaker 5: it illegal to have meat? What's happening?

683
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Speaker 3: Oh, I'm gonna make a guess. I'm gonna make a guess.

684
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 3: Was he sneaking Mexican bologna across the.

685
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Speaker 1: Border? No, but we that does happen every single.

686
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Speaker 3: Mexican bologna that they don't. Why am I calling it bologna?

687
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Speaker 2: I am?

688
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Speaker 1: I let it go? I was gonna let it go.

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Speaker 2: Bologna.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you sounded like a real German.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, boloney, it's Mexican bolognean apparently, I don't know there

692
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Speaker 3: there's some sort of like they're worried about parasites in it.

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Speaker 5: That's not a euphemism. It sounds like.

694
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Speaker 1: A like a.

695
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Speaker 3: Wow, people really like and so they're always trying to

696
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Speaker 3: sneak it across the border.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this one guy keeps getting arrested doing that too.

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Speaker 1: This is a different This man is in South Euclid, Ohio,

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Speaker 1: the Mexico of the Midwest, I mean, has been arrested

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Speaker 1: for the seventieth time after he alleged stole a large

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Speaker 1: quantity of meat. According to Ohio Police, The South Euclid

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Speaker 1: Police Department were called to a Walmart following reports of

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Speaker 1: the shoplifter had been seen with a shopping cart filled

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Speaker 1: with different cuts of meat and he had not yet paid.

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Speaker 1: On January fifth, spokesman said on Monday, the mail was

706
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Speaker 1: observed parking in the parking lot near Penn Station's dumpster

707
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Speaker 1: packing meat inside a stolen suitcase.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful.

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Speaker 3: That's weird that you wouldn't put the meat in the

710
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Speaker 3: suitcase in the store and then just walk out with

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Speaker 3: the suitcase.

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Speaker 1: Interest you said it. What he could not fit in

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Speaker 1: the stolen suitcase he discarded in a dumpster. So he's

714
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Speaker 1: not good with geometry.

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Speaker 5: Not very ecological either.

716
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Speaker 1: Now he's a wasteful wait. The suspect then abandoned the

717
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Speaker 1: shopping cart in the parking lot after its security feature

718
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,080
Speaker 1: locked up the front wheels, which prevented him from continuing

719
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Speaker 1: to push the shopping cart off of Walmart's property. The

720
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Speaker 1: suspect was stopped by officers at a bus stop across

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Speaker 1: the street, probably where Charles Bukowski got drump.

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Speaker 2: He thought he was in the clear.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. He was later identified as a sixty two year

724
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Speaker 1: old man from Garfield Heights and was found to have

725
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Speaker 1: several outstanding warrants. The suspect said he typically sells the

726
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Speaker 1: meat which he steals to restaurants who that pay him

727
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Speaker 1: half the face value on the price.

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Speaker 3: Town No same, A man with a suitcase comes up

729
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Speaker 3: to a restaurant and they buy it from him.

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Speaker 2: That's fucking he needs.

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Speaker 5: To out those restaurants. If he was a real smart criminal,

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Speaker 5: he would fucking do blackmail. And he would be like, hey,

733
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Speaker 5: uh pretty sure you don't want to. It'll be a shame.

734
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Speaker 5: It'd be a shame if I told somebody about, say,

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Speaker 5: I don't know, business relationship, be a shame, wouldn't it.

736
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Speaker 5: You would? Uh you know. And I also, by the way,

737
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Speaker 5: I fucking knew this motherfucker was sick, like in his sixties.

738
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Speaker 5: I was like, this guy's old, this guy's got, this

739
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Speaker 5: guy's gotta be.

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Speaker 2: Seventy rest You can't do it if you're thirty. No, no, no.

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Speaker 5: No, he's prolific. He's prolific. But also, I think the

742
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Speaker 5: reason this guy's getting arrested all the time because they're

743
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Speaker 5: like South Euclid Uh what is it? Ohio?

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Speaker 1: Ohio?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I will I bet that the population there is

746
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Speaker 5: like three thousand people, Like I bet people know each other,

747
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:37,440
Speaker 5: but like, he's not going to a place where he's

748
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Speaker 5: able to get away with things.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you know, this isn't a Dayton crime. No,

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Speaker 1: this isn't some big like yeah.

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Speaker 5: This isn't big swinging Dick Dayton.

752
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Speaker 3: And when they asked him, he's like, I'm Johnny Meetman, maguire,

753
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Speaker 3: what's hit the suitcase?

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Speaker 2: Nothing, I'm Meetman.

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Speaker 1: Bye bye wait a tick uh yeah he oh but

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Speaker 1: to your point, mean, is he actually the cops said,

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00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:10,719
Speaker 1: quote the suspect would not identify the restaurants end quote. Wow,

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00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:15,360
Speaker 1: seventieth time arrested. That is a track record and almost

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00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:17,879
Speaker 1: be the heck, this guy would be great on live

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Speaker 1: laugh large. Oh my gosh, this is a petty crime.

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Speaker 5: I love that he has some integrity with his crime.

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Speaker 5: He's like, I ain't saying nothing, you know, like he's

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Speaker 5: Johnny tight lips.

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Speaker 1: He's just like not thieves.

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Speaker 5: Oh my god. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: It means is that he's going to get out and

767
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Speaker 3: just continue selling meat to those places.

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Speaker 2: He's just like, this is the way I make a living.

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Speaker 5: So so let's let's let's like analyze this top to bottom.

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Speaker 5: So a man, a man cooks up the schemesless idea

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00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:49,880
Speaker 5: he goes man. Times are tough, you know, post COVID recession.

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Speaker 5: What do I do?

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Speaker 1: Okay, you're really starting, I will.

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Speaker 5: I just needed to understand the logic that, like the

775
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 5: conception of this a is so outlandish to me that

776
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 5: he's like, oh easy, I don't know what I'll do.

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Speaker 5: I'll steal meat and I'll sell it to a restaurant,

778
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Speaker 5: which is honestly, I almost can I really commend him

779
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Speaker 5: for the ingenuity of this idea is so original.

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Speaker 3: And it's also because if you look at it, it's

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Speaker 3: one of the items in the Walmart that probably has

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Speaker 3: a high price tag, right if he's stealing sure steaks,

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Speaker 3: like for the for the amount of like thing that

784
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Speaker 3: he has to walk out with. If he's stealing like

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Speaker 3: forty dollars worth of steaks, that's only like, you know,

786
00:40:36,600 --> 00:40:39,879
Speaker 3: this much steak, right, whereas like everything else that would

787
00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:42,680
Speaker 3: be like forty dollars would be a larger thing. And

788
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Speaker 3: he wears he gonna fence it. He knows he can

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Speaker 3: fence it at at restaurants.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I grew up watching Supermarket Sweet I was

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Speaker 1: gonna go to the Tenderloin. The tender Loin by that

792
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Speaker 1: whole spiral, hand you jackass, grind some coffee, get a turkey.

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Speaker 5: That's exactly I feel like that's maybe where he conceptualized this.

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00:41:03,719 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 5: I think he was watching Supermarket Sweet and he's like,

795
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:11,640
Speaker 5: huh yeah, those those filaser you're pretty expensive. But I

796
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 5: also just like the pitch. I'm like, he's got to

797
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,880
Speaker 5: know a guy on the inside. Okay, a big restaurant,

798
00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 5: He's got to know an inside guy, because like I,

799
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Speaker 5: I also okay, I don't know. He could also just

800
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Speaker 5: be lying. He could just be lying because I'm like

801
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 5: that meat what well, I just am like, what what's

802
00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,360
Speaker 5: the keep of that? Like, well, how do you even

803
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:38,080
Speaker 5: fucking keep that? Like how do you? It's also just

804
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,799
Speaker 5: one but you're just you're okay, it's a restaurant. You're

805
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:45,320
Speaker 5: just you're buying like one piece of like it wouldn't

806
00:41:45,320 --> 00:41:46,400
Speaker 5: you buy wholesale?

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Speaker 3: They probably buy the whole suitcase, right, He steals what

808
00:41:51,040 --> 00:41:52,160
Speaker 3: they he knows they need.

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Speaker 1: This is probably right.

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Speaker 5: This feels like an old crime. This feels like a

811
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Speaker 5: crime that doesn't like belong. Yes, this does seem like

812
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 5: a yeah, like a rash, that's what kind of crime

813
00:42:05,120 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 5: it seems to me.

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Speaker 1: I feel that's kind of why I like it. I

815
00:42:07,840 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 1: think it's pretty, it's bespoke.

816
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a charm.

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Speaker 1: It reminded me of this one weird night about nine

818
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:20,120
Speaker 1: late nine years ago. I was out with our friend

819
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: Molly Mandel Kurtz manager and our good friend, and I

820
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: had never been to Foremost a cafe. Have you guys

821
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,600
Speaker 1: ever been there? Yep, very famous Chinese restaurant.

822
00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:33,920
Speaker 5: Marilyn Monroe would eat there and like Frank Sinatra and like,

823
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:37,480
Speaker 5: you know, sucking Marvin Jale.

824
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 1: Like confident. Yeah, in a lot of movies. It's kind

825
00:42:39,760 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 1: of like a classic old La haunt that they've since revitalized.

826
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Speaker 1: And so I had never been. We go. They kind

827
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:47,400
Speaker 1: of have tiki drinks, they have my ties, they have

828
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,600
Speaker 1: Singapore slangs, that kind of thing, and so we ordered

829
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:52,000
Speaker 1: drinks and there's a bartender and then no one else.

830
00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:55,799
Speaker 1: There's no host, there's no servers, and we're kind of

831
00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:57,960
Speaker 1: sitting there, you know, we're getting hungry. It's happy hour,

832
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:01,279
Speaker 1: and this man come out in like a chef's coat

833
00:43:01,880 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 1: and white jacket and he's like, oh, he's got his

834
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: arm around the server and he's like, guys, and I

835
00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:10,200
Speaker 1: don't know, maybe ten restaurants. It was pretty quiet night,

836
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Speaker 1: or excuse me, ten tables, and he's like, guys, this

837
00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:17,520
Speaker 1: is Louise. He's going to be your server. Our walk

838
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 1: in freezer broke. We are gonna cook all of our

839
00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,440
Speaker 1: food tonight free of charge instead of letting it go

840
00:43:23,520 --> 00:43:25,800
Speaker 1: for waste. Just take care Luise. At the end of

841
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,920
Speaker 1: the night and Molly and I were like, here we

842
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:31,759
Speaker 1: go and we were drinking and we stayed there for

843
00:43:31,800 --> 00:43:35,120
Speaker 1: like three hours and he was bringing out catering sized

844
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:38,759
Speaker 1: trays of orange chicken and bee from broccoli and moush

845
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: I love that. And we sat there and we were

846
00:43:41,640 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: eating like like the earth was gonna blow up. The

847
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: next day we were like like we were eating like

848
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: we had two buttholes. It was like, let's do this right.

849
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: It was one of the most magic nights. And then

850
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 1: the funniest part is I was hanging out with Molly

851
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:57,840
Speaker 1: not long ago, so again like eight years I go,

852
00:43:57,920 --> 00:44:00,359
Speaker 1: do you remember that night before Moosa? And she's like what,

853
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,640
Speaker 1: I go where they just gave us free food? And

854
00:44:02,680 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, by god, but they went in in

855
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,160
Speaker 1: every type of meat they had. He just cooked it

856
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:13,040
Speaker 1: because it was gonna just rot and die. So it

857
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:15,359
Speaker 1: was like a magical city night for us.

858
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 3: That's beautiful of the when the blackout happened in New

859
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 3: York City.

860
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 2: Yes we went. My immediate first thought was sushi. We went.

861
00:44:27,160 --> 00:44:29,040
Speaker 3: We went to a sushi restaurant and then then we

862
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:32,439
Speaker 3: just sat down and ate half priced sushi all night long.

863
00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 5: It was that's so brilliant. I wouldn't even think that

864
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:35,880
Speaker 5: to do that.

865
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Speaker 2: It's like you got you got what three four hours

866
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Speaker 2: to cut.

867
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Speaker 1: Up all that? Right?

868
00:44:42,040 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 5: Oh my god, that's how I felt.

869
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,799
Speaker 2: I'm like cook it all like once obsessed me chicken.

870
00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: I'm like, hell, yes, someone says to me, chicken.

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Speaker 3: All right, let me get us another story here. Oh

872
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:56,040
Speaker 3: I'm excited about that. This one or this one, I'm

873
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 3: gonna do. Hell Bush this is that is a beautiful name.

874
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,520
Speaker 3: This was sent in by Amanda White on Instagram. Thank you, Amanda.

875
00:45:03,920 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: Also a great name.

876
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 3: And this is an easy one. It's just a fun one.

877
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:11,920
Speaker 3: We'll bang it out quick. Indiana. BMV rejects seven hundred

878
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,759
Speaker 3: and twenty two personalized license plate's in twenty twenty two,

879
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:18,840
Speaker 3: and this happens. I've got a list of all seven

880
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:23,440
Speaker 3: hundred folks here we go. I mean, the one of

881
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 3: the dumbest ones is someone who wanted home depot and

882
00:45:26,719 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 3: they would have given it to him. Another one, missus turd.

883
00:45:30,640 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: Uh, that's funny.

884
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 2: This is Turd's funny.

885
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 1: Your mom, How isn't that allowed?

886
00:45:37,640 --> 00:45:40,839
Speaker 5: I've seen I've seen a license a personalized license plate

887
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 5: that said your mom, Why are mom? I don't remember

888
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 5: what state, but one hundred percent I've seen that before.

889
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was your mom one? Why are you are mom? One?

890
00:45:51,320 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 1: But that shouldn't be illegal because that could be like,

891
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,080
Speaker 1: I'm your mom, I have ten kids, and so we

892
00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,080
Speaker 1: gave our mom a vanity plate. Ha ha ha ha.

893
00:45:58,280 --> 00:45:59,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.

894
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:01,920
Speaker 3: There's there's one that that's what's not allowed, which is

895
00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:05,680
Speaker 3: I'm so confused at this And it's two bit two

896
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:11,120
Speaker 3: capital zeros and then three lowercase o's, So maybe it's

897
00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:12,880
Speaker 3: supposed to look like a dick and balls.

898
00:46:13,160 --> 00:46:13,920
Speaker 2: I'm unsure.

899
00:46:14,080 --> 00:46:17,200
Speaker 5: I think I think it's like, oh, like it's they

900
00:46:17,280 --> 00:46:19,800
Speaker 5: just couldn't differentiate, like the d m V is probably

901
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 5: like this is gonna be too hard to see. People

902
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,320
Speaker 5: are kno gonna know if it's an O or a zero.

903
00:46:25,440 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 2: Oh that's pretty good. Yeah, like zero zero zero zero.

904
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 5: Or it's yeah, and then you can't yeah, you can't,

905
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:32,560
Speaker 5: like come, I don't know if they're like, what was

906
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,879
Speaker 5: her license plate number? You're like.

907
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 1: Some states don't monitor these though, I don't think it

908
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 1: Isn't it like Florida And there's a couple that you

909
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:42,920
Speaker 1: can have almost anything, because I took a photo of

910
00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,040
Speaker 1: one in Florida that just said hookers on the back.

911
00:46:45,920 --> 00:46:50,680
Speaker 1: I love that, and it's at hookers.

912
00:46:50,800 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 5: There's one in I don't. I feel like you guys

913
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:55,680
Speaker 5: have might even seen this because it's a car that's

914
00:46:55,719 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 5: in Silver Lake and Los Filo's area quite a bit.

915
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:06,719
Speaker 5: And the OKAD and the license plate is UVULA what yeah,

916
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 5: spelled perfectly like spelled exactly the way. But it's in.

917
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:15,800
Speaker 5: It's a car that I've seen silver like and slus

918
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:17,680
Speaker 5: feels all the time. It's a good one.

919
00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:18,600
Speaker 1: I regular car.

920
00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:19,920
Speaker 2: It's just like a Volvo.

921
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 5: It's like definitely some like some I don't know, some

922
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:28,160
Speaker 5: wacky fucking Portland vibe, some like woman who probably dresses

923
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:32,040
Speaker 5: like Misfrizzle from the Magic school Bus, you know what

924
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:32,399
Speaker 5: I mean.

925
00:47:35,280 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 2: Here's a couple more d's nuts.

926
00:47:37,200 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 3: I love the guy who is like, I'm gonna put

927
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 3: D's nuts clever cops.

928
00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: Cops said, there's like the fact that why would you

929
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:45,160
Speaker 1: do this?

930
00:47:45,239 --> 00:47:46,960
Speaker 2: Person thought that you could get it through.

931
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:50,319
Speaker 1: Also, you're gonna get pulled over.

932
00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,719
Speaker 2: I did it so much.

933
00:47:51,760 --> 00:47:54,080
Speaker 5: I didn't realize that the DMV is filled with a

934
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,520
Speaker 5: bunch of boot liquors.

935
00:47:55,920 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 3: Okay, doctroversial tech horse ship is about amazing that should

936
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:07,640
Speaker 3: be legal. Big boobs but with an eight and a five. Uh,

937
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 3: that should be so fine.

938
00:48:09,200 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 5: That feels that feels totally fine.

939
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 3: Sexy yak, sexy yak yac.

940
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 2: What's a yac? I don't know.

941
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:18,400
Speaker 5: A yak is kind of like a bison.

942
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 1: You know, Kurt, thought you were going to say, it's

943
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,359
Speaker 1: like it's like a gay guy. That's like a big guy.

944
00:48:25,560 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 1: Is the balding but he's got point. Yeah.

945
00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I thought it would be like a young

946
00:48:28,880 --> 00:48:30,719
Speaker 3: adult cook or something like that.

947
00:48:31,160 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: I like that.

948
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:39,680
Speaker 2: Oh here's what it's amazing. PCP for me, No, no, no, no,

949
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 2: I know what it is.

950
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 5: It's primary care physician.

951
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:47,560
Speaker 2: I don't have health insurance.

952
00:48:48,880 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 5: Don't hit my car. I will die in the medical system.

953
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 3: What did what did PCP stand for? I like the

954
00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,640
Speaker 3: actual drug from the sure.

955
00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:00,959
Speaker 1: The chemicals, let's look it up. That's a google able

956
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 1: thing to do.

957
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,680
Speaker 2: What the fuck move? That's one.

958
00:49:04,719 --> 00:49:05,240
Speaker 1: That's weird.

959
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:10,719
Speaker 5: Ship, that's lame, that's super lame, broke, that's that's that's good.

960
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 2: Here's what I don't understand.

961
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 3: W four I f u U doub.

962
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:24,600
Speaker 2: For fucking up. I don't women, I don't know.

963
00:49:25,080 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 1: I you fence Cyclodyne is pcpclade.

964
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,879
Speaker 3: There's not even another p I love that as man

965
00:49:33,920 --> 00:49:35,439
Speaker 3: with the four for the A.

966
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:41,560
Speaker 1: But that's that's fine. That's fine. They're kind of wimpy

967
00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,520
Speaker 1: up there or in the middle of the country. I

968
00:49:43,520 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 1: should say that's kind of wimpy. Stuff like something like

969
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: your mom should be one hundred percent be allowed, big

970
00:49:48,640 --> 00:49:50,040
Speaker 1: boob should be allowed.

971
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,080
Speaker 2: Turd hot turn tas.

972
00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:58,399
Speaker 1: Side Duck, Side Duck. That's Pokemon. That's no big deal.

973
00:49:59,280 --> 00:49:59,880
Speaker 2: Duck allowed.

974
00:50:00,360 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: I wrote the if anybody saw Detective Pikachu, there is

975
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:07,280
Speaker 1: a scene with side Duck and Pikachu in the back

976
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,839
Speaker 1: of a hatchback where you have to keep side Duck

977
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:13,320
Speaker 1: calm and massages fee and I wrote that scene.

978
00:50:13,560 --> 00:50:14,480
Speaker 2: Yep, there it is.

979
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:16,600
Speaker 3: I got a you know what, Olive is super into

980
00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:18,840
Speaker 3: Pokemon now, and I gotta show her that movie.

981
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,960
Speaker 1: It's pretty fun. Yeah, it starts scary, but then it

982
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 1: gets great. Yeah all right, so you two's tales, Penis.

983
00:50:25,239 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: We don't know, Okay. Kat Cochley sent this in Roswell

984
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: restaurant manager. Now this is not Roswell, New Mexico. This

985
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:38,160
Speaker 1: is Roswell just outside of Atlanta. Roswell restaurant manager charged

986
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: over three hundred thousand dollars on company card visiting strip clubs.

987
00:50:44,800 --> 00:50:49,080
Speaker 5: Oh man, what a classic thing to do, isn't that Atlanta?

988
00:50:49,719 --> 00:50:52,800
Speaker 5: It's so, I mean, they do have the best strip

989
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:56,560
Speaker 5: clubs kind of in the country. You got Chet, yes,

990
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 5: but you also have Magic City, which is where where

991
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 5: up and coming Atlanta rappers would literally like when you

992
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 5: were a strip club DJ, that actually meant something. That

993
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:10,560
Speaker 5: means something there. If you're like an up and coming

994
00:51:10,600 --> 00:51:13,080
Speaker 5: rapper in Atlanta, go to Magic City and you give

995
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 5: hey like a grand to give the fucking strip club

996
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,040
Speaker 5: DJ your single, and if he plays it like, it's

997
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 5: because all of these fucking Atlanta producers are there and

998
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 5: if they can hear your like, it's like a place

999
00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:29,319
Speaker 5: of commerce for the music industry. But I will say,

1000
00:51:29,360 --> 00:51:33,959
Speaker 5: have you guys. Ever been to Claremont Lounge. Yes, I

1001
00:51:33,960 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 5: thought I had. Oh yeah, the last time I was there,

1002
00:51:38,360 --> 00:51:40,440
Speaker 5: it was like a brand. It was like a Tuesday night,

1003
00:51:40,480 --> 00:51:42,400
Speaker 5: so it was kind of slow, but they had karaoke

1004
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 5: and so these strippers had to dance to people singing karaoke,

1005
00:51:48,000 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 5: which is so bad because you definitely heard there was

1006
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,000
Speaker 5: some black dog guy that was.

1007
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 2: Like sweik come.

1008
00:51:56,840 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 5: And then somebody's like trying to make their ass shake

1009
00:51:59,719 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 5: and like this is just like such an incredible But

1010
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:07,239
Speaker 5: you know, the funny thing about this is why And

1011
00:52:07,280 --> 00:52:09,960
Speaker 5: I'm sorry because I know that you guys are both men.

1012
00:52:10,120 --> 00:52:12,600
Speaker 5: You guys are both of the X Y chromosome kind

1013
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:19,440
Speaker 5: of I uhba, men are like the only like strip

1014
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:23,000
Speaker 5: clubs are just such a scheming place that but so

1015
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,720
Speaker 5: many guys they literally fall for. I have male friends

1016
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:31,759
Speaker 5: that I respect that have lost hundreds of dollars at

1017
00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:35,799
Speaker 5: strip club I mean often, my this is fucked up.

1018
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:41,799
Speaker 5: My current boyfriend dot Pink Eye because he put his

1019
00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 5: face in a stripper's ass and like, did this.

1020
00:52:50,680 --> 00:52:51,360
Speaker 1: That's fine?

1021
00:52:51,440 --> 00:52:53,440
Speaker 5: And he told me that he is. He's like, Oh,

1022
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,560
Speaker 5: anytime I've gone to a strip club.

1023
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:56,800
Speaker 2: I've been like pink eye.

1024
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,839
Speaker 5: He's like, lose money, and it was like I'll walk

1025
00:53:01,840 --> 00:53:03,760
Speaker 5: out and be like, oh, I don't have any money,

1026
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,839
Speaker 5: and I'm like it makes me be like this guy

1027
00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 5: is so it makes me think that he's a dumb

1028
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,200
Speaker 5: piece of shit and oh my god, what you're such

1029
00:53:13,239 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 5: a so like this. So this restaurant manager losing like

1030
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 5: spending three hundred thousand dollars enough to ei think in

1031
00:53:22,080 --> 00:53:26,960
Speaker 5: Atlanta or it probably in you know, Atlanta adjacent to

1032
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,120
Speaker 5: like buy a fucking house.

1033
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: Big time, absolutely in Georgia.

1034
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 3: Instead, he probably paid for like fifty college educations.

1035
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:36,920
Speaker 2: That's amazing.

1036
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:40,480
Speaker 1: That's very positive. Spind on it. I agree. It's actually

1037
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:44,239
Speaker 1: interesting because I kind of to your point is like, well,

1038
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:47,239
Speaker 1: I'll just tell you some of the numbers here. But yeah,

1039
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:49,480
Speaker 1: it was a manager at Roswell restaurant. This was on

1040
00:53:49,680 --> 00:53:54,440
Speaker 1: WSBTV from that swing in WSTV news staff. He's been

1041
00:53:54,440 --> 00:53:56,719
Speaker 1: sent in to prison for robbing his employer of three

1042
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: hundred k using a company debit card to visit adult

1043
00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,480
Speaker 1: entertainment clubs. According to US attorney Ryan blah blah blah

1044
00:54:03,480 --> 00:54:08,880
Speaker 1: blah blah, Scott Spielberg, not Steven Spielberg. His brother Scott, Yes,

1045
00:54:09,800 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 1: fifty six of Canton.

1046
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,719
Speaker 3: We saw Scott, We saw Scott and the fableman. We

1047
00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,640
Speaker 3: know who he is, we know which one it is.

1048
00:54:18,360 --> 00:54:23,560
Speaker 1: So in October twenty twenty, he started using the company

1049
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 1: issued debit card to visit two adults. So he's fifty

1050
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:29,520
Speaker 1: six year old dude, he's going to two different strip

1051
00:54:29,560 --> 00:54:34,080
Speaker 1: clubs to adult entertainment club excuse me. And he reportedly

1052
00:54:34,280 --> 00:54:39,680
Speaker 1: visited them fifty times in an eleven month period. So

1053
00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: I did the mass. Yes, that comes out to around

1054
00:54:43,160 --> 00:54:48,360
Speaker 1: six thousand dollars a visit. Wowix thousand.

1055
00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 5: I mean, why didn't he just get a sex worker?

1056
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:53,480
Speaker 5: Like this guy's like not even.

1057
00:54:53,560 --> 00:54:57,520
Speaker 1: Dog costume you get, you know, dog cossum.

1058
00:54:57,600 --> 00:54:59,400
Speaker 2: That's twenty five dog costumes.

1059
00:55:00,200 --> 00:55:03,480
Speaker 5: Least you're gonna have a whole litter of dogs. You

1060
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 5: can army a.

1061
00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:09,479
Speaker 2: Fucking crazy dog. It's not weird at all.

1062
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:12,120
Speaker 1: You jack ash. You could have had twenty collie costumes

1063
00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:14,840
Speaker 1: to scare the shit out of your friends and neighbors.

1064
00:55:15,080 --> 00:55:17,480
Speaker 5: Oh so he's he knew he was gonna get caught.

1065
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,280
Speaker 2: Mister said, yes, that's the debit card.

1066
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 5: Like you can't even card. It's also like it's not

1067
00:55:23,000 --> 00:55:25,360
Speaker 5: even like, yeah, it's not a credit card, so you

1068
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,799
Speaker 5: know how like the only I didn't know this until

1069
00:55:27,880 --> 00:55:32,399
Speaker 5: recent recently with credit card fraud, that's like you can

1070
00:55:32,400 --> 00:55:34,319
Speaker 5: get your money back with credit card fraud because it's

1071
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:37,600
Speaker 5: on the credit card company. But if your debit card

1072
00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 5: gets compromised, it's kind of on you, even if your

1073
00:55:40,719 --> 00:55:41,880
Speaker 5: bank is member FDIC.

1074
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,200
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had to pay it back, even if it's

1075
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:49,360
Speaker 6: see guys, so even if it's you can't get the

1076
00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 6: license plate fd I see unfortunately, but yes, he had

1077
00:55:53,640 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 6: to pay back three hundred, three hundred, five hundred thirty.

1078
00:55:57,239 --> 00:55:59,680
Speaker 1: Three dollars and seventy eight cents rest.

1079
00:56:00,400 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 5: How did he do that? How did he fucking pay?

1080
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's in jail right now. He's in jail for

1081
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,239
Speaker 1: two years. He's in prison for two years with six

1082
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,920
Speaker 1: months to be served. Six months will be served, and

1083
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:12,880
Speaker 1: then he has three years of supervibe release and he

1084
00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: has to pay that.

1085
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 5: Ren do you think that he went to the judge

1086
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:20,000
Speaker 5: when he was getting sentenced and he says, to quote

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Speaker 5: Fred Durst, I did it all for the nookie.

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Speaker 3: I hope you do goodbye, And they're like, you're going

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Speaker 3: to jail, you're taking him to jail right now, Nina,

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Speaker 3: thank you so much for being on Bananas my pleasure.

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Speaker 5: I really hope to be. Can I Can I be

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Speaker 5: a bananimal?

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Speaker 1: You're an animal? And can they find you anywhere? Can you?

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Speaker 1: Would you like to plug any social media, any shows

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Speaker 1: anything like that?

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Speaker 5: I would. I have a podcast myself called Girls on

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Speaker 5: Guys produced by All Things Gammity and Friday Beers. So

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Speaker 5: please give us a follow. You can listen to buss

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Speaker 5: on you and bucking its full lot of I thank you.

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Speaker 5: We have fun with it. But yeah, please support that.

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Speaker 5: That's called Girls on Guys and then you can follow

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Speaker 5: me on Instagram. I'm Pizza Party sixty nine.

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Speaker 1: It's Party sixty nine.

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Speaker 5: Party sixty nine. It is truly I think that's my

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Speaker 5: most valuable asset that I have handle.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we will follow you on bananas right now.

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Speaker 5: Yeah oh yeah, but yeah, thank you so much for

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Speaker 5: having me. You guys are so funny and this is

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Speaker 5: such a great fun show.

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Speaker 1: So joy is ours, come back anytime, anytime?

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Speaker 5: All right, thanks guys.

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Speaker 2: Banana Banana.

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Speaker 1: Bananas is an exactly right media production.

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Speaker 2: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 1: The catchy bananas theme song was composed and performed by Kahon.

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Speaker 3: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard.

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Speaker 1: And our benevolent overlords are the Great Karen Kilgarriff and

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Speaker 1: Georgia Hartstart

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Speaker 3: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot

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Speaker 3: intern