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Speaker 1: Hello, h I was looking for Julie. This is you

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Speaker 1: don't know me. My name is Brad. I work up

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Speaker 1: in the sales office. Oh listen, I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: call and talk to you about something, if you have

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Speaker 1: a second. Sure. I saw on the company email for

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Speaker 1: the pot luck that we're having that you replied to it,

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Speaker 1: which is cool. Um, and it said that you're bringing

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Speaker 1: chocolate chip cookies. Yes. I just want to say this

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Speaker 1: as politely as possible. Okay, you need to step off.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Let me let me say this slower so

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Speaker 1: you can understand it. Step the fuck off. I sorry.

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Speaker 1: That is probably the rudest thing I've ever heard. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I know you're kind of new here, but when it

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Speaker 1: comes to chocolate chip cookies in this office, I'm the man.

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Speaker 1: I make the cookies, not you. You know what. I

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Speaker 1: don't joke when it comes to my cookies, all right,

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Speaker 1: and neither does anybody else in this office. Like, honestly,

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Speaker 1: I was surprised that nobody responded to your email to

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Speaker 1: tell you how foolish you were to think that you

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Speaker 1: can make chocolate chip cookies on my turf. You got

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Speaker 1: me on your turf, that's right, that's insane. You know

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Speaker 1: what's insane is how good my cookies are. And what's

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Speaker 1: foolish is for you to think that you can compete

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Speaker 1: with me, because you can't. Are you like the strangest

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Speaker 1: person in the wall. You're all hung up on your cookies?

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Speaker 1: You really you're forget the pot luck? How about this

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Speaker 1: tomorrow at high noon with your chocolate chip cookies? Ready?

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Speaker 1: High noon? Are you kidding me? Are we going to do? Okay? Corral,

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Speaker 1: You're a total idiot. You just got yourself in the

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Speaker 1: middle of a cookie off bitch. That is absolutely unacceptable.

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Speaker 1: That is no way to treat anybody that you work with. Woo,

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Speaker 1: sounds like somebody's a little chicken. Huh, a little scared.

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Speaker 1: I don't have time for these childish games. You know

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Speaker 1: we do have a go. Are you backing at me?

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Speaker 1: I need the name of your supervisor right now. I

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Speaker 1: need to name a little chick him. Your name is Brad.

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Speaker 1: Somebody a little chicken scared? The recipe can't compete with mine?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this is ridiculous. I'm done with this.

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Speaker 1: You better believe you'll be hearing from my boss and

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Speaker 1: from your box interesting, because they're probably going to hear

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Speaker 1: this on the radio, so you don't even need to

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Speaker 1: tell him, like, really, what are you talking about? This

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Speaker 1: is actually jewel from brook and Jewel In the morning,

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Speaker 1: I'm moving ninety two point five doing a phone tap on.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, are you kidding me? No, your husband

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Speaker 1: set you up. I cannot believe myself for that. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god. He said you were making cookies for your

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Speaker 1: co workers and we're nervous about it and wanted me

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Speaker 1: to mess with you. I'm gonna kill hey at high noon.

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Speaker 1: You've got you've got plans tomorrow. I plan bring it