Speaker 1: It's the best Bit of the week.
Speaker 2: With Morgan Kill, She's breaking down the top seven segments
Speaker 2: from the Bobby Bone Show this week.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the Best Bits.
Speaker 4: If you're catching up on the Bobby Bone Show, you've
Speaker 4: made it to the right place. This is part two
Speaker 4: of this weekend's podcast. Part one and part three.
Speaker 3: This weekend is with Lunchbox.
Speaker 4: We catch all up on life in part one and
Speaker 4: Lunchbox being a coach, plus how our humor is very,
Speaker 4: very different from each other's in part three. We always
Speaker 4: answer a listener question, so I encourage you to check
Speaker 4: both of those out, especially if you're a big Lunchbox fan.
Speaker 4: And I think you'll really like it if you've never
Speaker 4: listened to it before, and I could totally be wrong,
Speaker 4: never know, But the reason you are here is to
Speaker 4: catch up on the show, so let's do that. Here
Speaker 4: we are, but the top seven segments from the show
Speaker 4: this week. Bobby helped out listener Kylie. She had called
Speaker 4: into the show to share that she had unfortunately lost
Speaker 4: her father recently to cancer and she wanted to ice
Speaker 4: skate in a Skate to Eliminate Cancer event with Scott Hamill,
Speaker 4: but to do so, she needed to raise a little
Speaker 4: bit more money. So something super exciting happened when she
Speaker 4: was on the phone with Bobby and we are all
Speaker 4: rooting for Kylie to take first place so she can
Speaker 4: skate in honor at her.
Speaker 5: Father Number seven.
Speaker 6: I want to go over and talk to Kylie, who
Speaker 6: is ten years old. Hey, Kylie, how are you good?
Speaker 7: How are you?
Speaker 6: I'm doing pretty good, so tell me what's up.
Speaker 7: I'm ten years old and my father just walked his
Speaker 7: two year battle with melanoma last this Saturday.
Speaker 6: I'm sorry to hear that, but now I.
Speaker 7: Have the chance to skate in my dad's honor at
Speaker 7: Scott Hamilton Skate to Eliminate Cancer event in Orlando, Florida
Speaker 7: on March sixteenth.
Speaker 6: Okay, so what do you have to do when you
Speaker 6: say you have the chance? What does that mean?
Speaker 7: So I have to be in the top eight for
Speaker 7: donations to be able to skate, and I'm from the
Speaker 7: top donated. I get a special like shout out sort
Speaker 7: of thing.
Speaker 8: They'll do a special recognition at the event and tell
Speaker 8: her story.
Speaker 6: Basically, yeah, okay, got it. First of all, can you skate?
Speaker 7: Yes, I've been skating since I was about six years old,
Speaker 7: Since January twenty twenty one.
Speaker 6: Okay, well again, I'd like to say, I'm very sorry
Speaker 6: to hear about your dad. I am very happy to
Speaker 6: hear how passionate you are to do this. So how
Speaker 6: can I help you?
Speaker 7: I just need about five hundred dollars worth of donation
Speaker 7: to get up to first place. I'm in second currently.
Speaker 6: So are you telling me? And your mom's there with you? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: him mom? What's your name?
Speaker 8: Jennifer?
Speaker 6: Jennifer. So if she gets five hundred more dollars, are
Speaker 6: you sure this is what's going to happen? Like she's
Speaker 6: going to be able to do that.
Speaker 8: She has until March nineteenth to collect donations. March fifteenth, Yeah,
Speaker 8: March fifteenth. She has until March fifteenth to collect donations
Speaker 8: to be in first place. So if we get her
Speaker 8: to first place, there's always a chance that the other
Speaker 8: little girl could you know, raise some more money to
Speaker 8: get herself back into first place. But it's pretty is
Speaker 8: a pretty good shot. I think if we get another
Speaker 8: five hundred dollars that she could.
Speaker 7: The girl has been at three ten for a while now.
Speaker 6: Okay, so here's what I'm gonna do. I'm going to
Speaker 6: give you five hundred bucks for this. Now I need
Speaker 6: whatever link it is. I'm not sure. Maybe we can
Speaker 6: get the link from if you'll I'm.
Speaker 8: Gonna email it to Abby once we're off the phone.
Speaker 6: We can also post it and see if any of
Speaker 6: our listeners will hop in. But I will go five
Speaker 6: hundred in immediately and then do me this favor. If
Speaker 6: you start to lose again, let us know because I'll
Speaker 6: put more money in.
Speaker 8: Okay, Okay, that's amazing. Okay, wow, Bobby, thank you so much.
Speaker 9: So the final day is for sure the fifteenth, because yeah,
Speaker 9: we'll like that's we can keep monitoring it and then we.
Speaker 6: Know, well, I'll forget monitoring. They have to call us back.
Speaker 6: If you lose, you call us back because here's the thing.
Speaker 6: I like. Listen, I grew up with no money. Now
Speaker 6: I have money, so I like to help as many
Speaker 6: people as I possibly can. But also I'm wildly competitive
Speaker 6: and anody. I don't even know who you're competing against,
Speaker 6: and I know my brain's not right, but I'm like,
Speaker 6: you must win, like yes, like yes, like I'm with Kylie.
Speaker 6: We're here, we're gonna we're gonna win this thing. So
Speaker 6: please keep us updated. Send the link. I'm happy to
Speaker 6: pay it. I hope you get to do this. I'm
Speaker 6: very sorry about your dad. I'm super pumped for you
Speaker 6: to be able to do this and share his story
Speaker 6: and and go out and do this for him. So
Speaker 6: uh yeah, let us be let us be part of
Speaker 6: the team.
Speaker 8: Okay, thank you, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 6: And you guys. Where do you guys live.
Speaker 8: We're in Tampa, Florida.
Speaker 6: Love it my favorite of all the Tampa's.
Speaker 8: And so I tell you what too, Bobby. I'll when
Speaker 8: she performs, I will, I'll video it and I'll email
Speaker 8: it so that you guys can see her skates.
Speaker 6: What would be funny is if she's never skated and
Speaker 6: she's like, I would like to go skate from it,
Speaker 6: but she has for years.
Speaker 8: She's been skating competitively for about three years now.
Speaker 7: So I'm actually currently working on my axle.
Speaker 6: No way, that's awesome. I try to axle one to
Speaker 6: fell down. I try to single axel fell down. Okay,
Speaker 6: you guys, stay on hold. I want to get your information,
Speaker 6: and in the next couple of hours, I will load
Speaker 6: and I'll pay this money, and then you let us
Speaker 6: know if you're starting to get beat by somebody else. Okay, Okay,
Speaker 6: sounds like a plan. Thank I'm going to say bye,
Speaker 6: but don't hang up.
Speaker 8: Okay.
Speaker 5: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number.
Speaker 4: Two, there's been lots of easter eggs when it comes
Speaker 4: to Amy's dating.
Speaker 3: She's shared tidbits here and there.
Speaker 4: Well, ray Mundo believes that he predicted her dating way
Speaker 4: before anybody else. He had sent an email off that
Speaker 4: also proves the timestamp of everything.
Speaker 3: So you're going to hear the moment.
Speaker 4: Ray Mundo claimed he knew Amy was dating someone, and
Speaker 4: then we kind of get some stories of Amy's dating
Speaker 4: passed in the twenty twenty four year Number.
Speaker 6: Six Raymondo, who is our audio producer, he says, he
Speaker 6: predicted something, but you didn't predict it to the room
Speaker 6: like he didn't say it. It was in my show
Speaker 6: prep Okay, so I got it and decided not to
Speaker 6: read it because I felt like it was sensitive. Correct.
Speaker 6: And this is not January a month like a month
Speaker 6: and a week ago. This is a year ago. This
Speaker 6: is twenty twenty four, January seventeenth, at ten thirty six am. Okay,
Speaker 6: Raymondo The Psychic Nostra Raymondo hit it, Raymondo, give us
Speaker 6: some psychic music.
Speaker 10: I sent an email to you and I said, Amy
Speaker 10: is for sure dating a dude. She's watching movies about
Speaker 10: gladiator racing. That's not typically stuff she watches. She has
Speaker 10: to have a boyfriend.
Speaker 6: And I probably did not read it because I felt
Speaker 6: like at the time, if true, Amy did not want
Speaker 6: to talk about it. Amy was Raymundo correct a year
Speaker 6: and a month ago.
Speaker 9: I mean, there was somebody that I was hanging out with,
Speaker 9: but he was not my boyfriend.
Speaker 6: Oh different dude, Yeah, he's not mobile friend. Oh got it.
Speaker 6: So Raymundo was right that. Yes, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 6: I picked up on it too.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I think we all did.
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, yeah, And you know what, Amy.
Speaker 6: Washing, it's more than that, and we don't want us
Speaker 6: to say it more than that. I know it was
Speaker 6: a thing. Yeah, it was big other.
Speaker 9: Things, I know, but it's not like what y'all are.
Speaker 9: I know what y'all are thinking with that, And it's
Speaker 9: not what you're thinking.
Speaker 6: No, it is, it is.
Speaker 5: It is.
Speaker 9: Okay, it doesn't matter totally.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter because it's not your boyfriend.
Speaker 10: Now.
Speaker 9: No, but my boyfriend now knows about that.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, well you can tat other people who cares. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I know it's not illegal. Yeah, it's not illegal to
Speaker 6: have a boyfriend or a guy you're dating before a boyfriend.
Speaker 9: I know, I know.
Speaker 6: We never even talked about it as a group. That's
Speaker 6: so no, But I think all of us could look
Speaker 6: at each other in the eyes and go mmmm, because
Speaker 6: we were saying a little something. Yeah, I'll leave it there, RAYMONDA.
Speaker 6: I think you're right though.
Speaker 9: No, it's okay, it's okay. Thank you for Wait.
Speaker 6: Why did you have to tell your current boyfriend about
Speaker 6: a guy you hung out with before?
Speaker 9: I didn't have to tell him. I think we were
Speaker 9: just talking about relationships post divorce, like for me, and
Speaker 9: I was sharing kind of how I was dipping my
Speaker 9: toes in and then what it looked like even trying
Speaker 9: hinge and meeting people through friends, and I think it
Speaker 9: just came up.
Speaker 6: I'd like to say something about it. I'm not going
Speaker 6: to go ahead. Are you sure?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 6: I care? Do I have full permission?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Well I think so dude was like twelve, Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 11: Never got a good look.
Speaker 9: He was younger.
Speaker 6: Can I say, well you're twelve?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 11: No, but he was.
Speaker 6: I thought Amy had hired like a poll boy that like,
Speaker 6: oh yeah, but like that Stella got her roove back.
Speaker 6: Huh yeah.
Speaker 9: How old he was younger than me?
Speaker 6: How old? You don't have to you do not have
Speaker 6: to answer anything.
Speaker 9: He wasn't twelve.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying he was twelve.
Speaker 9: Listen, I think that there's you go through Like. I
Speaker 9: had multiple people around me being like, even including my
Speaker 9: ex husband that was like, Amy, what are you doing? No,
Speaker 9: it's a face and I said nothing, I'm not doing anything,
Speaker 9: Like we're just friends.
Speaker 6: Well that's not true though, Well we.
Speaker 9: Were though when I said that, Okay, okay, so because
Speaker 9: we were yeah just yeah.
Speaker 6: Are you like Leo she's a DiCaprio.
Speaker 9: No, but he was. I struggled with it. I even
Speaker 9: said it to him at one point. I was like,
Speaker 9: you know that I'm in forty something to forrest mom
Speaker 9: of two.
Speaker 6: And he was like, but I graduate high school next week.
Speaker 6: And I know Raymond, No, you got it right. We
Speaker 6: have all I thought, but didn't say.
Speaker 11: They didn't even prep it really none.
Speaker 6: It was the only one. But I think, let me
Speaker 6: just stop, you think what let me just stop? I'm
Speaker 6: having like I.
Speaker 9: Don't know what you know because your wife knew everyone.
Speaker 6: My wife doesn't tell me anything. Okay, like that my
Speaker 6: wife knows. I don't want to hear anything. It's not
Speaker 6: about you, okay.
Speaker 9: And Morgan knows everything he does?
Speaker 12: Can talk?
Speaker 6: Can I say one other thing?
Speaker 9: I don't know?
Speaker 6: Do you know how? We probably all knew? I know how.
Speaker 9: Oh, but here's the thing, you know, this is the embarrassing.
Speaker 9: This is the embarrasing part.
Speaker 6: And I say how we all knew?
Speaker 9: I mean, you can say yeah, but it's this is
Speaker 9: the part where I'm like, it's not what y'all are
Speaker 9: totally thinking in those in the case that.
Speaker 6: We don't even about to say.
Speaker 9: I kind of do Amy.
Speaker 6: Do you know we see him driving a car every
Speaker 6: day dropping her off the words, and I thought he
Speaker 6: didn't have a car, and then he was using He
Speaker 6: didn't using. I don't think he was using.
Speaker 9: He didn't and he's he would actually come to my
Speaker 9: house early pick me up like it was it was.
Speaker 6: What did he have a car to pick you up?
Speaker 6: Her car?
Speaker 9: My car he would take?
Speaker 6: How would he pick you up? But how would you
Speaker 6: get to your house?
Speaker 9: Because then he would come he knew the kids like
Speaker 9: he would.
Speaker 6: How would he physically get to your house?
Speaker 9: I mean his brother drop him off.
Speaker 6: Gosh, he was getting his license real sin, right, and.
Speaker 9: Then he would take my car. He would go to
Speaker 9: his brother's house. He in the night and they could
Speaker 9: come back and wat yes, because he needed a car
Speaker 9: to do something. He was trying to get work.
Speaker 6: I think I'm trying to phase you needed to go through.
Speaker 6: I do think that's a that's a no more right
Speaker 6: now more he would I would see, Ay, that's a
Speaker 6: nice car, and I'd be like, who's the like kid
Speaker 6: driving Amy's car? And then about the fifth time he
Speaker 6: dropped rop, I would just keep my head down, act
Speaker 6: like I didn't see anything I.
Speaker 9: Know, And I was like, why is Mobby putting his
Speaker 9: head down?
Speaker 13: My business?
Speaker 6: My business for I know? But when you were if
Speaker 6: you wanted to tell me, you would have told me.
Speaker 6: And my wife doesn't tell me anything. If like, my
Speaker 6: wife flocks secrets down for people, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 6: your husband, we should have a rule, shoul tell me
Speaker 6: everybody's secrets. And she's like, one no, and two you
Speaker 6: don't want to know, Like she knows what I'm like
Speaker 6: interested in, And you would have told me. Yeah, it's funny,
Speaker 6: but so he was younger. How is your new boyfriend younger?
Speaker 9: He's older, So he's fifty two.
Speaker 6: Does he have a car?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 6: He does.
Speaker 9: Yes, Yeah, he's a CEO.
Speaker 6: And very flex out of nowhere. Wow, she went from
Speaker 6: unemployed to ceo. Wow.
Speaker 9: I know, I well, I just I grew up a
Speaker 9: little bit.
Speaker 6: I know you went through your phases. You needed to
Speaker 6: do that.
Speaker 9: I'm mature.
Speaker 6: Yes, okay, there you have it. Hey man, dude, I
Speaker 6: was like that kid. Don't have OURNT bit here Like.
Speaker 11: I'm just glad we finally talked about it.
Speaker 6: I know, because we never as a group, but you
Speaker 6: not here talk about it because we don't do that.
Speaker 9: That's hard that y'all would maybe have forgotten about it.
Speaker 6: We'll never You can barely see the top of his head.
Speaker 6: It's like one of those twelve year old just steals
Speaker 6: a car.
Speaker 5: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 4: There's not a single adult out there who ever likes
Speaker 4: to have car problems. Well, Bobby and Eddie both now
Speaker 4: have car situation. So something happened to Bobby's car while
Speaker 4: he's at the million dollars show and Eddie almost hit
Speaker 4: a pedestrian, So some car drama, but also, man, I'm
Speaker 4: just thinking about the times I've had to mess with
Speaker 4: my car and we My car died the other day
Speaker 4: and I had to switch to the battery out and
Speaker 4: it sucks. So car problems not the most fun thing
Speaker 4: to do as an adult.
Speaker 6: Number five wanted a way today because I wanted to
Speaker 6: not be emotional about this, not that I was that emotional.
Speaker 6: But we had our show at the Rhyme and Auditorium.
Speaker 6: We raised a bunch of money percent Jude, it was awesome.
Speaker 6: Nobody told me to the end of the show, but
Speaker 6: I could tell bad news was coming. And so as
Speaker 6: the show ended, I'm back in the dressing room and
Speaker 6: I saw like three people walk up slowly and I
Speaker 6: just knew something wasn't good. And they said, hey, man,
Speaker 6: it was really windy. They said there was a truck
Speaker 6: that had a propane tank on it and it blew
Speaker 6: the propane tank off the truck and smashed into your car.
Speaker 6: I was parked at the Rhyman.
Speaker 9: Is this for real? Yeah, this is for real right now, Yeah,
Speaker 9: this really happened your car.
Speaker 6: Tim had to tell me because I know Tim mar
Speaker 6: security guy has been with me for a decade. He doesn't.
Speaker 6: He doesn't screw around, like if we're like, he didn't
Speaker 6: screw around and he had. They made him tell me
Speaker 6: because they thought I would think it was a joke.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like right now I'm thinking it's a joke.
Speaker 6: Me too. But Tim told me and I was like really,
Speaker 6: and he goes, it's me really. So a propane tank
Speaker 6: blew off of a truck that was and smashed the
Speaker 6: side of the of my car.
Speaker 9: So what what does that mean?
Speaker 11: What do you do?
Speaker 6: I think you would call insurance and you have to
Speaker 6: fix it.
Speaker 11: Were you able to drive the car home?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Oh I was able to drive the car, but
Speaker 6: I mean hit the sock. It just sucks. I'm glad
Speaker 6: they didn't tell me. Show stop the show, stop the show.
Speaker 9: I mean, because what are the odds?
Speaker 6: How weird that a pro paint tank blows off a truck,
Speaker 6: one of it, so Wendy and just smash the side
Speaker 6: of my car. So yeah, that was that was it.
Speaker 6: It's it's sun comes up tomorrow and it'll be fine.
Speaker 6: It's just kind of annoying, but like anything else, it's annoying,
Speaker 6: but sun comes up tomorrow. The end now, Eddie almost
Speaker 6: killed somebody in the parking garage. That's what I heard.
Speaker 11: That's one Morgan did you have talking about it?
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I walked into work the other day and all
Speaker 4: I hear is Scuba and Eddie, and Eddie's like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I almost hit her. And I was like, put the
Speaker 4: I'm like, I'm gonna need more.
Speaker 3: Context or like don't worry about it. And I'm like, okay, I'm.
Speaker 4: Just gonna assume this means he almost hit somebody in
Speaker 4: our parking garage instead of something worse.
Speaker 11: It was bizarre, dude, like crazy, I'm going up the
Speaker 11: parking garage right, I'm making a turn.
Speaker 6: And going fast.
Speaker 11: Nope, okay, no, I'm not going fast. And somebody comes
Speaker 11: out of like the stairwell door. They walk out, and
Speaker 11: they make their way along where all the cars are parked.
Speaker 11: I see her, so I slow down, but she obviously
Speaker 11: doesn't see me, hear me, or anything, because she slowly
Speaker 11: starts walking towards the middle of where all the cars
Speaker 11: are driving. And I'm right next to her and she
Speaker 11: didn't see me.
Speaker 6: So she you're in a jeep exactly, headphones on.
Speaker 11: I didn't see headphones. I didn't see anything. But it's
Speaker 11: almost like she ran into me. And then all of
Speaker 11: a sudden she realizes, whoa, there's a car here and
Speaker 11: throws her hands up, like, what you almost hit me?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 6: Then she thought it was your fault.
Speaker 11: Yes, And I was like, and I looked at her,
Speaker 11: mix was your fault?
Speaker 6: Wake at me?
Speaker 11: If it was your fault, It was not my fault,
Speaker 11: I promise, And I thank god Scuba was behind me.
Speaker 11: He saw the whole thing.
Speaker 6: Scooba, what did you see? Ay? Maybe Scuba story is
Speaker 6: not the same, it's somewhat the same. Yeah.
Speaker 14: It was kind of baffling that here's my truck. I'm
Speaker 14: blaring like old school hip hop. It's so loud. Cars
Speaker 14: are coming. Eddie's jeep sounds like it's really loud. It
Speaker 14: was kind of baffling that she was walking and she
Speaker 14: almost kind of like, instead of walking away on the wall,
Speaker 14: she faded a little bit to the right. But Eddie stopped,
Speaker 14: and I guess I would have handed a little different.
Speaker 14: I would stop him, but went to hey, I'm coming,
Speaker 14: but he just started like slowly scooting by her. Chicken, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 14: exactly playing chicken or like trying to like get behind
Speaker 14: my and it was just so weird. She was like
Speaker 14: a magnet. She like got towards your car, almost walked
Speaker 14: right into it.
Speaker 6: It was Did he almost hit her for real? Like
Speaker 6: it would have almost hit her? Yeah, because she was
Speaker 6: walking into it.
Speaker 11: I don't know if she's trying to like create some
Speaker 11: sort of insurance like all over something. That's what it
Speaker 11: felt like.
Speaker 14: Then she stood there and I'm behind her, and she
Speaker 14: stood there for a solid fifteen seconds, and I'm like,
Speaker 14: if she doesn't move, I'm going to hit her because
Speaker 14: I want her out of my way.
Speaker 6: I gotta get to work. So what ended up happening here?
Speaker 11: She stood there for about ten seconds with her arms up,
Speaker 11: like you almost killed me and I just drove off.
Speaker 6: Was she blocking you a little bit for a while
Speaker 6: with her arms up?
Speaker 11: No? I didn't, dude. I never stopped. He was already gone.
Speaker 11: He kept moving, That's what Scuba was saying. I never stopped,
Speaker 11: So she almost just went into me and then realized
Speaker 11: there's a car right next.
Speaker 14: And that's why I think he maybe should have stopped
Speaker 14: to like maybe like make sort of eye contact or
Speaker 14: something like here I come. But he just started like
Speaker 14: scooting by her and it was just off moment of
Speaker 14: her coming closer to him and he's driving by her.
Speaker 6: Here's why I'm happy about this story. It did not
Speaker 6: evolve Amy. Yeah, it did not. Amy wasn't doing one
Speaker 6: hundred miles an hour and that thing she didn't get
Speaker 6: hit she did. I love a good story that doesn't
Speaker 6: evolve Amy in the parking garage.
Speaker 5: It's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two.
Speaker 4: Every day on the Bobby bone Show, we do the
Speaker 4: bonehead Story of the Day with Lunchbox and he shares
Speaker 4: some boneheads who do some very boneheady things. But the
Speaker 4: reality is we're all boneheads. We've all done things that
Speaker 4: we're not super proud of or we're just like, gosh,
Speaker 4: why did.
Speaker 3: I do that?
Speaker 4: And you know, you hit your head in protest against
Speaker 4: what you did. But that's kind of what this segment
Speaker 4: was for. We all are boneheads, so we admitted it.
Speaker 4: It's a personal bonehead story from each of us, vulnerable moment,
Speaker 4: if you will, so try not to make one of
Speaker 4: us too hard.
Speaker 5: Number four.
Speaker 6: Every show we do the bonehead Story of the day,
Speaker 6: but Amy's going to start us off. We're all going
Speaker 6: to do our personal bonehead first.
Speaker 9: Yeah, So I kept hearing birds chirping from my chimney.
Speaker 9: And so I've got a fireplace and I've got you know,
Speaker 9: TV up there, and sometimes I build a fire and
Speaker 9: I'm really concerned because I don't want these birds to
Speaker 9: get stuck in there. I don't want them to die.
Speaker 9: So I called a chimney company to come and figure
Speaker 9: out what's going on with thereat right, So they come
Speaker 9: and they look at it and they're like, there's no
Speaker 9: birds in here, and I'm like, but I am hearing chirping.
Speaker 9: But of course they weren't really chirping when the chimney
Speaker 9: people were there and they looked all up and there
Speaker 9: were good So don't you.
Speaker 6: Hate that your car's broken? You take it. It doesn't
Speaker 6: make the noise.
Speaker 9: So then they leave, and then later in the evening
Speaker 9: I hear the birds again. I even hear some like
Speaker 9: wind blowing trees, like the leaves rustling. And then I
Speaker 9: look at the TV and it's on the screen saver.
Speaker 9: So sometimes the TV's just you can see all the
Speaker 9: apps and whatnot. But then when it's idling, it goes
Speaker 9: to whatever I've saved it as, which is a nature
Speaker 9: scene now there's no birds on the screen, so that's
Speaker 9: where it kind of gets confusing. But it does have
Speaker 9: nature attached to it, and I realized, my goodness, see
Speaker 9: birds chirping in the wind. It's coming from the nature
Speaker 9: sounds on my screensaver on my TV.
Speaker 6: You called the company out.
Speaker 9: I called them to come out. Of course, I haven't
Speaker 9: called them to tell them this update, nor.
Speaker 6: Would I just check out.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but they're like, no, ma'am, you're all clear, and
Speaker 9: I'm like, okay, I guess I don't hear them, so
Speaker 9: maybe they went away. And then later that night I
Speaker 9: was like, oh my gosh, and my son's like, yeah, Mom, duh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's your bonehead story of the day. I'll go next.
Speaker 6: I've been really trying to limit my ordering of like
Speaker 6: uber eats or DoorDash because it's just they charged so
Speaker 6: much more for the delivery and the tip. And so
Speaker 6: the other night I was kind of in a pinch,
Speaker 6: and so I had order like some soup and a
Speaker 6: sandwich and ordered a little chocol chip cookie got all
Speaker 6: this in it. It was like forty eight bucks. So I
Speaker 6: pushed it with and then it says your food has arrived,
Speaker 6: and so I go out to get my food and
Speaker 6: there's literally one little, one little bag. I mean, it's
Speaker 6: as big if I were to take my thumb and
Speaker 6: forefinger and make it as long as I possibly can
Speaker 6: in the bag is that big? It's small, And I'm like,
Speaker 6: where's all my food? Like did someone steal my food?
Speaker 6: And then I looked and I actually didn't click on
Speaker 6: anything but the cookie. So I ordered only a cookie
Speaker 6: and made them pick it up at the store and
Speaker 6: or uber eated a cookie, one single small cookie all
Speaker 6: the way to my house for the small cookie with tip,
Speaker 6: and it was seventeen dollars.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 6: And I didn't have dinner because I ordered one cookie
Speaker 6: that I didn't mean to order one. I meant to
Speaker 6: order a whole thing of food. I don't know why
Speaker 6: I didn't push the rest of it. One cookie is
Speaker 6: all that came, and I just felt stupid. I tipped
Speaker 6: a guy, but I'm just picturing him going this person
Speaker 6: ordered one tiny cookie.
Speaker 9: They're like, what is the world coming to you? Yes, yeah,
Speaker 9: I cannot believe I'm delivering this one cookie. Oh my,
Speaker 9: that's probably interesting. Some of those drivers like what they've
Speaker 9: had to deliver to some people. Sometimes one cookie.
Speaker 11: There was one good one.
Speaker 6: It wasn't even a big cookie.
Speaker 9: They probably go home that night and they're like, you're
Speaker 9: never going to guess what I had to deliver.
Speaker 6: I want cookie, one nail, a wafer.
Speaker 9: One cookie. He paid seventeen dollars.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness. So that's I'm the bonehead there, lunchbox.
Speaker 15: Yeah, my son's birthday. We're having the party March second.
Speaker 15: Had the place invitations said on everything. We're sitting at
Speaker 15: the house February twenty second. I get a call from
Speaker 15: the trampoline park and they're like, sorry, we just want
Speaker 15: to make sure you're still coming today for the birthday party.
Speaker 15: You're thirty minutes late. I booked the venue for the
Speaker 15: wrong day. It was supposed to be March second. I
Speaker 15: booked it for February twenty second. The invitation said March second.
Speaker 15: Luckily they were like, oh yeah, we'll just move you.
Speaker 6: To March second. Sorry about that. How'd you get that?
Speaker 16: Like?
Speaker 6: I figured out how I did mine wrong. I think
Speaker 6: I unclicked everything accidentally. How did you do that wrong?
Speaker 6: I just think my wife said second, you know what
Speaker 6: I mean? She said the second?
Speaker 15: And so I called a place and they said, oh,
Speaker 15: we have the twenty second available. I said, yeah, that's
Speaker 15: what we want, the twenty second. I just got it
Speaker 15: lost in translate. I don't know, but I booked the
Speaker 15: twenty second and I had no idea because I'm sitting
Speaker 15: there on the couch when the phone rings and I'm
Speaker 15: like hello, and they're like, yeah, sorry, you still coming
Speaker 15: for the birthday party.
Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, we'll be there next Saturday. No,
Speaker 6: you're supposed to be here today.
Speaker 1: My fault.
Speaker 6: Did they make you pay any sort of no fee,
Speaker 6: no nothing. They were just like, oh, yeah, I'll just
Speaker 6: put you on the schedule for next weekend, Eddie.
Speaker 11: Yeah. So lately we've been having this solicitation problem in
Speaker 11: our neighborhood. You know, people just selling things door to door. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 11: solicitor out of there, got it, go ahead. So I
Speaker 11: was driving into my neighborhood and I saw this on
Speaker 11: the Facebook page and I see one of the guys
Speaker 11: and I'm like, I would never do this, but something
Speaker 11: told me, now's your chance to tell him, like, get
Speaker 11: out of here.
Speaker 6: So I pull over.
Speaker 11: He's in someone's driveway. He's got all his little papers
Speaker 11: and everything in his hands, got Khaki's on. I say, hey, man,
Speaker 11: we're really not doing solicitors here, like we don't do
Speaker 11: door to doors in this neighborhood. And he goes, I
Speaker 11: live here. Oh no, no no, but he did say,
Speaker 11: you know what, I appreciate you doing that because it
Speaker 11: is a problem.
Speaker 9: I mean, you could just say just kidding out and
Speaker 9: want to meet you. I thought I'd just be a
Speaker 9: little funny.
Speaker 6: And the next thing all this, do you have one?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 4: So I got something in the mail from Tennessee government
Speaker 4: and right on the paper it said do now.
Speaker 6: And I open this up.
Speaker 4: I'm panicking. It's for my homeowners association. It's five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's strange. Normally this is like twenty
Speaker 3: bucks a year.
Speaker 4: But I'm sitting there it says do now, bright red letters,
Speaker 4: and I'm going on the website. I'm like, Okay, I
Speaker 4: guess I have to pay it. I guess the fees
Speaker 4: really went up this year. And I'm all the way through.
Speaker 4: I'm on the last one where I'm about to submit
Speaker 4: five hundred dollars to this. I go, you know, this
Speaker 4: just feels a little weird. I'm gonna call my mom
Speaker 4: and just Verify, call her. She goes, let me google
Speaker 4: this quick Google search.
Speaker 3: It was a scam.
Speaker 6: Oh oh wow, good it was for you, So cool
Speaker 6: stopping you got far Good for you for stopping. Oh
Speaker 6: that's a scam. Hey, right, scam alert, scam alert, scammel Gert,
Speaker 6: It's okay, what are we looking for?
Speaker 9: So it looks like you would pay these dues to
Speaker 9: this place.
Speaker 4: But the reason the government can't shut it down is
Speaker 4: because technically they.
Speaker 6: Are providing a service, Gary scam.
Speaker 4: Apparently they're helping you file your reports, but they're charging
Speaker 4: you four hundred and fifty dollars to do it instead
Speaker 4: of just you filing online.
Speaker 6: So they're providing a service, but they're taking advantage of
Speaker 6: it by convincing you that's the actual payment exactly.
Speaker 3: So you need to make sure you read the entire
Speaker 3: thing through.
Speaker 4: Apparently right in the corner in teeny tiny letters, it
Speaker 4: said this is not an official government document, so you
Speaker 4: just have to read it like so thoroughly.
Speaker 6: Well, would you mind giving us your mom'sel phone number
Speaker 6: on the air so we can all call her. Anybody
Speaker 6: listening the g Yeah, she'll help you out. It's the
Speaker 6: best bits of the week with Morgan.
Speaker 3: Number two, another thing we all do as adults.
Speaker 4: We'd love to shop online, purchase things, especially with the
Speaker 4: convenience of Amazon.
Speaker 3: And no, this is not an ad that's just real life.
Speaker 4: And so we actually went around the show and everybody
Speaker 4: admitted their most recent purchase. Some even brought theirs in
Speaker 4: for show and tell. And it's kind of funny the
Speaker 4: wide variety of products we've all bought recently. And I think,
Speaker 4: I think give you listen closely, you'll kind of see
Speaker 4: the different places in life we all are at this
Speaker 4: current moment.
Speaker 5: Number three, let's play it.
Speaker 6: Rate my purchase, share something you bought online, and then
Speaker 6: we'll judge it. I'll go first, Oh, you brought it, Yeah,
Speaker 6: I brought it. So I'm a big Chicago Cubs fan.
Speaker 6: So this is a Chicago Cubs backpack and it looks
Speaker 6: like it's a knockoff Gucci backpack, but at Chicago Cubs
Speaker 6: small backpack because I like my purses. I mean, that
Speaker 6: looks like a chick backpack, so definitely small leather. How
Speaker 6: much do you think this is worth?
Speaker 11: It is Gucci?
Speaker 6: No, oh, knockoff? Okay, it's not even knockoff.
Speaker 9: It just but I see the design. It looks like
Speaker 9: the Gucci design, but it's.
Speaker 6: A Chicago Cubs backpack.
Speaker 9: It's a smart I don't know if they did a collab.
Speaker 6: Like you want to carry it? I do care. It's
Speaker 6: as I often carry around a small bag. Keep it
Speaker 6: on here, right, carry a stuff in it? You be
Speaker 6: a hater?
Speaker 5: No value it?
Speaker 9: Twenty five dollars?
Speaker 7: How much?
Speaker 6: How much do this is real leather?
Speaker 11: It's got to be two hundred forty five bucks?
Speaker 6: Whoa see forty five bucks for this one?
Speaker 9: So maybe I thought you had to cube on And
Speaker 9: people do think that's Gucci.
Speaker 6: They shouldn't. It's got a big on it. Do you
Speaker 6: think it's it's like so small? But I but I
Speaker 6: don't care because I carry it basically a person.
Speaker 9: Where are you hearing that?
Speaker 6: Just to work? I keep most up in it? Okay?
Speaker 9: I just it looks very young and feminine.
Speaker 6: Oh and why do people think about me generally young
Speaker 6: and feminine? Or like, yeah, like a child hater in
Speaker 6: the house? Okay, what do you have?
Speaker 9: You're probably gonna hate on my I have balls for
Speaker 9: my face. So I just ordered these on Amazon and
Speaker 9: I don't know how to use them yet because I
Speaker 9: haven't done the tutorial, but they will exercise your face.
Speaker 6: As two balls. They look like they're the shape of
Speaker 6: juggling balls and she's shoving them into her cheeks.
Speaker 9: One is spiky and one is just smooth. And they're
Speaker 9: supposed to be like, you know, for my face fitness
Speaker 9: that I'm doing because not getting botox anymore.
Speaker 6: And I guess they cost yeah, okay, twelve dollars.
Speaker 9: Eight.
Speaker 6: Oh that's a pretty good purchase then, because I to
Speaker 6: put them about.
Speaker 9: Twelve, right, so, but a and A the one of
Speaker 9: the spikes maybe was nine.
Speaker 6: Okay, huh.
Speaker 11: I feel like you can get that at one of
Speaker 11: those twenty five cent machine things.
Speaker 6: That's a good point. That's a little big though. It's
Speaker 6: a little big though. Okay, I like it. I give
Speaker 6: you a C plus on the purchase.
Speaker 9: Really, But what if it ends up just relaxing.
Speaker 6: Those if those blue balls end up making you feel
Speaker 6: great in your face, I'm moving up to their blue Yes.
Speaker 9: But if you put this on your temple right now,
Speaker 9: you will be in heaven.
Speaker 6: Okay, we'll toss it over here, can you hit it? Okay?
Speaker 6: Throw it?
Speaker 9: Okay, you won't miss that.
Speaker 6: Oh, she had a light, great.
Speaker 11: Okay, you guys gonna hate online, but this is really cool. Well,
Speaker 11: this is a plant propagation kit. Okay, propagation.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 11: I found it for twenty dollars on Amazon, and basically
Speaker 11: you get any plant. I mean, there's just certain ones
Speaker 11: that don't do it, but most plants. You cut the
Speaker 11: leaf off of it and you put it in one
Speaker 11: of these things and it's just water in there, and
Speaker 11: it grows a whole new plant. So it's like making babies,
Speaker 11: but making plants.
Speaker 6: Where they let you take a leaf and it makes
Speaker 6: a new baby.
Speaker 9: Oh see, you're a father.
Speaker 11: So these plants right here that you're looking at, I
Speaker 11: have three of them that started with one leaf and
Speaker 11: now they are three full grown plants.
Speaker 6: You're invested.
Speaker 15: Where did you get the leaves? Did you like cut
Speaker 15: them out of a neighbor's yards, like you were going
Speaker 15: over a walk and you saw it and you cut
Speaker 15: one and then put it in there.
Speaker 11: No, this started from one plant that I bought, like.
Speaker 6: I don't know two years agoing where'd you get that?
Speaker 11: Amazon? How much I cost twenty dollars? So I want
Speaker 11: to gift you guys, I'm gonna buy it. I don't
Speaker 11: want I don't want What do you mean I don't want?
Speaker 9: I want it?
Speaker 11: Okay, Yeah, I don't want Amy. You're gonna have a
Speaker 11: money plant pretty soon.
Speaker 9: Thank you.
Speaker 6: I'll waste it. I don't want to waste it. Why
Speaker 6: don't you buy me one and we'll give it to
Speaker 6: somebody else.
Speaker 11: Okay, Yeah, it sounds good.
Speaker 6: I like it. It fulfilled of your needs of I.
Speaker 9: Mean, I don't want one of those contractions, but to
Speaker 9: know okay, Oh.
Speaker 6: I thought you were gonna get a contract.
Speaker 9: No, he's giving us a plant.
Speaker 6: I want that less. I want that even less than
Speaker 6: I wanted a contraption.
Speaker 11: So what do you what do you grade this?
Speaker 6: You know, as much as you've been into gardening, which
Speaker 6: is weird, you've stayed with it for a bit. Yeah,
Speaker 6: gardening and like butterflies. If you have this whole nature
Speaker 6: thing now, B plus, let's go only twenty dollars B plus.
Speaker 11: That's pretty cool. And I made three little baby plans.
Speaker 11: I got one.
Speaker 6: Amy's balls in my face.
Speaker 9: I feel nice on your temple.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 9: Yeah, just relaxed, breathe into it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I gotta do a show, but maybe maybe in
Speaker 6: a minute. Lunchbuck wou't you buy online.
Speaker 15: Oh, man, I got this Bliss Trends adjustable foot rest
Speaker 15: for under my desk here at work, because every time
Speaker 15: I sit, I have to have my feet.
Speaker 6: On the bottom of the chair. No, no again, you
Speaker 6: know I should reach the floor.
Speaker 15: But it's not as comfortable to get up to the mic,
Speaker 15: and so my knees I had to bend to backwards.
Speaker 15: In a while, my knees start hurting.
Speaker 5: So I bought this.
Speaker 15: It's adjustable. I put it under the desk and I
Speaker 15: put my feet on it and boom, I can sit.
Speaker 15: I sit up straight and the mic is a perfect hut.
Speaker 9: I need that.
Speaker 6: Twenty eight dollars twenty one dollars pretty much awesome. It
Speaker 6: is such a great little foot rest. It is perfect.
Speaker 6: It's the squatty potty for no potty. Yes, that's exactly
Speaker 6: where I got the idea.
Speaker 15: I was like, man, I used a squatty potty at home,
Speaker 15: and I needed a squatty potty for under my desk,
Speaker 15: and so I started looking online and this is what
Speaker 15: I found.
Speaker 6: And it's adjustable, so if you're you can raise it
Speaker 6: up or down. You're keeping your shoes on though, right, Yeah,
Speaker 6: shoes are on it's fantastic.
Speaker 9: And you're not using the restroom right, you're not pushing.
Speaker 6: Right, it's not a squatty partty. I didn't go with
Speaker 6: the squatty body. It's the blush trends.
Speaker 3: It's a joke.
Speaker 6: We'll put all these, do you right? What do you
Speaker 6: write me if it makes because look at it, which
Speaker 6: I sit up straight. I've never noticed your posture. Butt.
Speaker 6: You are smiling about it, so I give it a minus. Man,
Speaker 6: it is awesome.
Speaker 9: You were smiling about the balls.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you kept shoving on into your face while
Speaker 6: you were talking. Gave me a seat, I know the
Speaker 6: only could you hit it on my bag? You said
Speaker 6: I was young and feminine? Yeah, I guess. Yeah, that's awesome, Morgan.
Speaker 11: Do you have one?
Speaker 4: I do have one, but I tried to bring it
Speaker 4: into work and I fell down the stairs, so I
Speaker 4: just loved it home instead.
Speaker 12: Well was it?
Speaker 3: It's a pregnancy pillow. It's like the big U shaped
Speaker 3: pregnancy pillow.
Speaker 6: Drum roll an outside.
Speaker 11: No, oh, okay, why would you want that for her?
Speaker 3: Verdict?
Speaker 4: I bought one because I was going through vertigo and
Speaker 4: it was helping me because I am not a back
Speaker 4: sleeper I'm a stomach sleeper, which I know is probably
Speaker 4: the worst one to have, and I like to sleep
Speaker 4: on my side and I could not sleep on my back.
Speaker 4: So I bought this pregnancy pillow, thinking this is the
Speaker 4: craziest idea. I have had the best sleep ever with
Speaker 4: this pregnancy pillow.
Speaker 6: How do you hold it when you sleep?
Speaker 4: I now well now because I'm able to sleep on
Speaker 4: my side after the vertigo, I cuddle it now. It's
Speaker 4: like my little pillow that I cuddle with, and it honestly,
Speaker 4: like truly, guys, I sleep so much better now with
Speaker 4: my pregnancy pillow.
Speaker 6: A price, I can't see it, so thirty bucks. It
Speaker 6: was fifty A good pillow, Yeah, worth the money. One
Speaker 6: of those things where you get what you pay for.
Speaker 6: It's almost like a refrigerator. You're like, why I need
Speaker 6: to good refrigerator. It's just gonna put crap in there.
Speaker 6: But when you have a bad one, which I have,
Speaker 6: you're like, oh, this thing sucks. Or tires, you get
Speaker 6: cheap tires and the next thing, you know, pillows, If
Speaker 6: you get a good one, life changer.
Speaker 3: This one's memory foam, so it like molds to your bike.
Speaker 6: Remembers your sadness every night when you know what, I'm
Speaker 6: lonely in my bed. I give it a B plus,
Speaker 6: although my grades are stupid. Who cares. I gave me
Speaker 6: the lowest one because she hit it on my backpack.
Speaker 6: I will put these up on our social media website.
Speaker 6: Bobby Bones now order lunchboxes. I need that for my
Speaker 6: feet right now. You are shorter, though, I know.
Speaker 9: That's why I'm confused. Why your legs need it. Can't
Speaker 9: you just lower your chair?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 6: I could, but then the desk. The height of the
Speaker 6: desk makes it weird with the microphone, and.
Speaker 9: So maybe he has a longer Torso.
Speaker 6: Johnson over there, because this is this is how the
Speaker 6: chair would be. Like, this is so weird. Okay, low guy,
Speaker 6: that's okay.
Speaker 5: It's the best Bits of the week show with Morgan
Speaker 5: Number two.
Speaker 4: This week marked the eighth annual Bobby Bones and the
Speaker 4: Raging Idiots Million Dollar Show for Saint Jude. They've been
Speaker 4: doing something like this for ten years, but it was
Speaker 4: the eighth annual of the million dollar show with the
Speaker 4: Ryeman and super Cool.
Speaker 3: It's always one of my favorite events.
Speaker 4: It's fun to see all the artists that come together
Speaker 4: of all different genres and fun to watch Bobby and
Speaker 4: Eddie up there and doing some awesome stuff for Saint Jude.
Speaker 4: So it's always really cool. But this year was a
Speaker 4: little special, particularly for Bobby because he got to reunite
Speaker 4: with his old band Otown. Yes you heard that right, Ohtown.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna let you hear his story and how it all.
Speaker 6: Went down and his experience number two on the phone Trish, Linda, Robin,
Speaker 6: and Stephanie four together. Where do you guys live? Where
Speaker 6: are you now?
Speaker 8: We're on I forty headed back to Oklahoma from where
Speaker 8: from we just left Nashville.
Speaker 6: Oh, did you come to our show last night?
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, that's what's the reason for the whole trip.
Speaker 6: That's awesome. So we did have our million dollar show
Speaker 6: last night, The Raging Idiots. It's Eddie and myself and
Speaker 6: we have a lot of artist friends that play. And
Speaker 6: it's a Tuesday night. So that part's tough because I
Speaker 6: got like three hours sleep last night. But I felt
Speaker 6: like it was pretty good. What about you guys?
Speaker 12: It was so amazing, so amazing.
Speaker 6: Did you have a highlight?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, I love.
Speaker 8: That little girl who just had a beautiful voice. Yeah,
Speaker 8: old holy Cow. She was amazing.
Speaker 6: Well, I'm super happy you guys came. Was it good
Speaker 6: enough that you'd like to come again at some point?
Speaker 15: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6: Absolutely, I'm not giving you. We don't have tickets. No, no,
Speaker 6: we don't have tickets. We don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 6: I'm just wondering if.
Speaker 9: Like, yeah, okay, totally it was six time.
Speaker 6: Oh awesome? Okay. And and how would you rate the
Speaker 6: show if you were a teacher on a report card?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 6: Well, thank you? Where do you go back to? Oklahoma?
Speaker 1: Still Water?
Speaker 9: We're out of Stillwater, Oklahoma?
Speaker 6: And Edmund, Hey still Water? You know what that means?
Speaker 13: Shout up?
Speaker 6: What Oklahoma?
Speaker 12: Stay?
Speaker 11: Oh yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah right yeah. Thank you guys for coming to the show.
Speaker 6: Have a safe trip home, and thank you for calling.
Speaker 6: Thank you guys so much. Thank you. Bye everybody. We
Speaker 6: had a great show last night, as far as I
Speaker 6: think people were entertained.
Speaker 12: We had.
Speaker 6: We can tell you a bunch of stories later on.
Speaker 6: But so after the show yesterday, and Maddie of Maddie
Speaker 6: and Tay and you know they have a man and
Speaker 6: a girl in a country song they have died from
Speaker 6: a broken heart. Can't sing that one. It's a hard one,
Speaker 6: but I know them. They've been on the road touring
Speaker 6: with me before, so I'm super close and Maddie and
Speaker 6: just sing so well. So and Maddie has young kids.
Speaker 6: I knew that she'd be awake early in the morning,
Speaker 6: so I had her come on and try to help
Speaker 6: me sing, like I needed a singing lesson. I'm not
Speaker 6: a good singer. I can sing if I'm doing comedy,
Speaker 6: I can sing just fine to pull off the comedy.
Speaker 6: I'm a comedic singer. But when I was singing with Otown,
Speaker 6: because I used to be in that band a long
Speaker 6: time ago, and I was a little nervous because they're
Speaker 6: real vocalists at Maddie teach me some things to try
Speaker 6: not to suck. And so this is me with Maddie
Speaker 6: go ahead, memories.
Speaker 1: I heard it.
Speaker 9: So it's just a little fancy trick.
Speaker 7: If you listen to tayan I's music, that's literally the
Speaker 7: trick I always do for everything, just to make it
Speaker 7: like feel fancy.
Speaker 6: And it's like ba da da da da da da.
Speaker 6: You know, just a little run memory because it makes
Speaker 6: people think you're fancy. Memories like that, Yes, yeah, memories. Yeah,
Speaker 6: I wasn't I good there. I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 11: I know I'm learning.
Speaker 6: I know I'm not good though, And so then there's
Speaker 6: a part where it's like feel it, feel it in
Speaker 6: my and so she's teaching me how to do that,
Speaker 6: how to because I would be like feeling it in
Speaker 6: my heart because that's what they do. So I try
Speaker 6: to just do the runs because that's what they do.
Speaker 6: I shouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: I feel it in my heart.
Speaker 8: You could break up the note, so it's not like
Speaker 8: it's like a weird note.
Speaker 6: I feel like this and feel it in my heart.
Speaker 10: Hah is that it?
Speaker 6: I feel it in my heart. Yes, boom, that's beautiful.
Speaker 11: And then you land on the perfect note and then
Speaker 11: you don't have to be on this weird note.
Speaker 6: I feel it in my heart, dude. Yes, yes, you
Speaker 6: guys are really gassing me up. And I appreciate that
Speaker 6: because hearing it. BAG don't need that much gas. I
Speaker 6: didn't deserve it. But it was good, Okay, it was
Speaker 6: it's showtime. Last night. I was I'm not gonna say nervous.
Speaker 6: I was a little anxious about it, but like in
Speaker 6: a positive way. And I knew even if I sucked,
Speaker 6: it didn't matter. There was no expectation. Again, I was
Speaker 6: in ot Town before they blew up. I was never
Speaker 6: a part of their success. And actually once I started
Speaker 6: doing radio, they were like, you don't sing good enough anyway,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, yeah, I want to do this anyway.
Speaker 6: We ended on good terms. But it was super cool
Speaker 6: for them to come back last night and this is it.
Speaker 6: We're singing cause I want it all, nothing at all.
Speaker 6: Massive hit and you hear him go. The crowd's yelling,
Speaker 6: but he's like, let's welcome back our old member, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 6: Here you go.
Speaker 12: I'm so.
Speaker 6: B minus. It was better than it was before I started.
Speaker 6: I didn't hit my ceiling. I got a little scared
Speaker 6: at the end that I was so off that I
Speaker 6: kind of cheated out of it.
Speaker 11: I was like, har.
Speaker 6: There was no heart practice. I didn't have confidence. It
Speaker 6: was very loud. The crowd not an excuse, I'm not
Speaker 6: an excuse guy. The crowd was so loud too. It
Speaker 6: I felt like I couldn't hear myself to make sure
Speaker 6: I was right.
Speaker 9: But that's good though, right to not that you're going
Speaker 9: to hear yourself, but cool that the crowd was loud.
Speaker 6: I think the cord was laughing at me. I'm be
Speaker 6: honest with you. That's okay. No, that's okay, I do
Speaker 6: that's not true.
Speaker 9: That's not true that I.
Speaker 6: Think it's true because they should have. It was funny.
Speaker 6: I'm not as good as them. It's a boy.
Speaker 9: I think they were excited.
Speaker 11: It didn't sound like a laugh.
Speaker 6: It was fun because I can nail it out.
Speaker 17: There are times it seems to me and you and
Speaker 17: memory's I feel it in my heart, so I know,
Speaker 17: show it show But I got They were so loud
Speaker 17: and I couldn't hear the music and I was like,
Speaker 17: I have to cheat out of this, and I was like,
Speaker 17: feel it in.
Speaker 6: So that was so close. Here's one a little farther away.
Speaker 6: Abby took this one. Would you hit that one?
Speaker 10: Ray?
Speaker 6: So I'll give it a C And that way, the
Speaker 6: crowd wasn't screaming over me. I could hear it a
Speaker 6: little bit. I was okay, you went down though you
Speaker 6: first gave it a B minus. Now you went down
Speaker 6: to a sea the second time. You well maybe I'm maybe,
Speaker 6: I'm It was super fun for me. I don't hate
Speaker 6: myself after that, and Maddie helped me tremendously. I just
Speaker 6: wish I would have had the confidence to go even
Speaker 6: though I couldn't hear me because I just didn't have
Speaker 6: the confidence. I haven't done enough times. No reps. Uh,
Speaker 6: And then we all sang the rest. This was like
Speaker 6: my favorite part because there was no pressure. I could
Speaker 6: just sing with the guys here. So I am very
Speaker 6: happy with myself that I did it. I pushed myself.
Speaker 6: I tried to get better. I did get better. Did
Speaker 6: I hit out of the park. No, But I'm announcing
Speaker 6: now I'm going on tour with them for eighty shows,
Speaker 6: and I'm gonna get better by show seventy nine eighty shows.
Speaker 9: It kind of sounds like you could be serious.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm doing eighty shows with them.
Speaker 9: You're doing eighty shows.
Speaker 6: I'm doing no shows now, Okay, Well I was clear
Speaker 6: believe him.
Speaker 5: Well I sold it.
Speaker 9: No, But he did sell it to a point where
Speaker 9: I know my aunt she was at the show last night,
Speaker 9: and I know that, like, if she's listening right now,
Speaker 9: she's probably driving back to Tuscaloosa. She right when the
Speaker 9: ticket's gone tail. You know, she's come to some of
Speaker 9: your shows, but she bought tickets, drove up here with
Speaker 9: her best friend. They were here for a couple of days.
Speaker 6: And when she buy tickets, when she's your relative, we
Speaker 6: would have given her tickets.
Speaker 11: She just supported okay.
Speaker 9: So support Saint Jude. And then she doesn't want to
Speaker 9: ask for things. So anyway, I feel like i'd probably
Speaker 9: get a text in about thirty minutes to be like,
Speaker 9: is Bobby really going on town on tour with Hotel,
Speaker 9: because like I want to get a ticket. So that's
Speaker 9: why I was like, we should clarify.
Speaker 6: I have a lot of stories, so we do. We're
Speaker 6: doing our podcast a bit different now. The whole radio
Speaker 6: show goes up with one podcast and then we do
Speaker 6: a separate secondary podcast about everything. So we'll spend more
Speaker 6: time talking about that in the podcast if you go
Speaker 6: over to the Bobby Bone Show and search for that.
Speaker 6: So thanks to Maddie for Maddie and Tay. They crushed
Speaker 6: it last night as well. They were awesome. Thanks to
Speaker 6: Maddie for the singing lessons. We're going to play their
Speaker 6: new song coming up in a second. We'll take your
Speaker 6: calls eight seven seven seventy seven, Bobby, and then we'll
Speaker 6: do the news. I get like this false confidence that
Speaker 6: I actually can't sing.
Speaker 5: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 4: It's always really hard for me when something in the
Speaker 4: number one spot is not bright and cheery or fun.
Speaker 4: But sometimes the most important segments on our show aren't.
Speaker 4: So this week, you may have heard us on our
Speaker 4: extra podcast where we were opening gifts from a listener
Speaker 4: named James from Virginia.
Speaker 3: He'd called into our show so so much, and he would.
Speaker 4: Leave the sweetest messages and stories about his life, and
Speaker 4: we really came to enjoy all of the times that
Speaker 4: he would call and he would call us the Bobby
Speaker 4: Bone Show family. Well, he had brought all of us
Speaker 4: gifts when he was coming up here for the Million
Speaker 4: Dollar Show in cool moment, like if you have time,
Speaker 4: go listen to us all opening these gifts and how
Speaker 4: much thought and time James put into every single one.
Speaker 4: But unfortunately, after the Million Dollar Show, we got some
Speaker 4: not great news about listener James.
Speaker 3: And that's what you're gonna hear here.
Speaker 5: Number one.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna do something that I don't normally do, and
Speaker 6: nobody in the studio knows I'm about to do this,
Speaker 6: So I know our attention spans are short, and if
Speaker 6: you're listening to like the show and something's not for you,
Speaker 6: change it or so I'm just gonna ask you to
Speaker 6: hang with us for a few minutes, even if you're bored,
Speaker 6: because that's something that I need to say and something
Speaker 6: that I need to share. So first, we have a
Speaker 6: listener named James who brought us all these boxes, and
Speaker 6: James calls all the time. Here's a clip of James
Speaker 6: poking fun at Lunchbox. James from Virginia, and this is
Speaker 6: twelve seconds and this is when Lunchbox was gonna do
Speaker 6: Thunder from down Under.
Speaker 13: Morning Bobby Morning Studio, Thunder Thunder, y'all have too much fun.
Speaker 13: He loves by Bob's family, half by the Night.
Speaker 6: Lunch and then Lunch went and danced with a bunch
Speaker 6: of dudes. He's hilarious. So he showed up to the
Speaker 6: building and he left. Cascuba was trying to get him,
Speaker 6: but he left all these boxes here.
Speaker 14: Yeah, He's like, I'll be there at nine thirty. We
Speaker 14: think you got here a little earlier, and dropped off
Speaker 14: nine boxes for everyone on the show.
Speaker 6: Got goldfish. It's on the post show from Tuesday. So
Speaker 6: there were a lot of two dollar bills and so
Speaker 6: you got how many.
Speaker 9: I got like four of them.
Speaker 6: We didn't know what was going on. There was just
Speaker 6: money in the box, but it ended up being two
Speaker 6: dollar bills. So this is James who told us he
Speaker 6: was here for the million dollar show and then due
Speaker 6: to where he does a morning Corny in the backstory
Speaker 6: of the bills.
Speaker 1: Morning Corny for Amy.
Speaker 12: Do you know what a dentist's favorite day of the
Speaker 12: year is Halloween? And on that note, what I've done
Speaker 12: for the past several years is I go to my
Speaker 12: beloved local bank. I get one hundred criffs two dollars
Speaker 12: bills and that's why I hand out no double different.
Speaker 12: I love buy Ball's family. Happy Halloween, everybody. No trouble
Speaker 12: gifting much Bobby.
Speaker 6: So his sister called and left a message. James came
Speaker 6: to town. James passed away while he was here.
Speaker 9: No, we didn't stop.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so this is his sister, Dottie Ray play that
Speaker 6: I called about James from Virginia who passed away in
Speaker 6: Nashville this year.
Speaker 13: Concert.
Speaker 12: Anyway I can be reached, I'm his sister.
Speaker 1: He loved y'all so much. You were family to him.
Speaker 1: I am very grateful. Uh so I'm sorry. Uh can
Speaker 1: we call him.
Speaker 6: Okay, bye. This is James letting us know that he
Speaker 6: would be here for the million Dollar Show, and he
Speaker 6: explains the boxes that he brought all of us.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Bobby, way do you.
Speaker 16: I did get a couple of tickets to the millions
Speaker 16: dollars show for Saint Jew's children.
Speaker 18: I have a specific gift box for all y'all. I
Speaker 18: got something for security guide Tim as well. But I
Speaker 18: think everybody's gonna be happy. Scuba, please don't mess that
Speaker 18: up for me, because this is the funnest project that
Speaker 18: I've put my heart into.
Speaker 12: Plan on delivering it.
Speaker 18: I'm not trying to meet y'all.
Speaker 12: That's not what it's about. It's about saying thank you,
Speaker 12: because you are just awesome people.
Speaker 1: I just take the world of all y'all.
Speaker 12: I love them by both family.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll hear you all in the morning.
Speaker 12: I'm talking too much.
Speaker 1: You're awesome.
Speaker 13: I'm out.
Speaker 6: So Scuba tried to find him, No, but he left
Speaker 6: him and then was gone. I give you a couple
Speaker 6: more clips and I'll give you some more information. This
Speaker 6: is James from Virginia explaining his love for the Bobby
Speaker 6: Boncho family.
Speaker 12: But there is an eye in family, and that's what
Speaker 12: the Bybones family is. Certainly from the bleacher seat from me. Hey,
Speaker 12: it's not I in family, because that's who y'all are together.
Speaker 12: I love buy Bones family. Please take care of Amy.
Speaker 12: I beat the best of the bestest. Hope, y'all, here're
Speaker 12: all the morning.
Speaker 6: Bye, there's James signature.
Speaker 12: Goodbye anyway. I love Bob, Mom, Sam, I truly do.
Speaker 12: Got awesome. All right, back to your release schedule program.
Speaker 1: Here you all tomorrow.
Speaker 17: Bye.
Speaker 6: So here's what I know. James passed away somewhere between
Speaker 6: Tuesday night after Eddie and I's Raging Idiots Million Dollar Show.
Speaker 6: Some people were saying that they saw him there. I
Speaker 6: couldn't find him. So then his sister didn't think he
Speaker 6: went SCREWBA. Do we think he went to the show?
Speaker 12: We do?
Speaker 14: I think just based on some comments, Abby saw some stuff.
Speaker 14: People said they met James. They're excited to meet him
Speaker 14: because he's this, you know, this focal point in our show.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 14: But the thing is there's no picture though. I've never
Speaker 14: seen the guy, and I couldn't find him. Yeah, we
Speaker 14: couldn't find him. Don't know what he looks like. We
Speaker 14: just know what his voice sounds like. So I'm like
Speaker 14: listening for this voice because it's such a signature, you know,
Speaker 14: it's very synonymous to him, and we could never saw him.
Speaker 6: So what happened was someone called the police station from
Speaker 6: a gas station to inform them they found someone unresponsive
Speaker 6: in their part car. Cause of death is tbd, no
Speaker 6: foul play. An autopsy is being done today. So that sucks,
Speaker 6: and that's extremely sad. And James was, yeah, in the
Speaker 6: past two years, a constant part of the show because
Speaker 6: we played his voicemails all the time. We would call
Speaker 6: him and talk to him on the post show. We
Speaker 6: even had to say, hey, James, like, when you leave
Speaker 6: seven minute messages, we can't play him like, you gotta
Speaker 6: cut your messages down a little bit. And so he did,
Speaker 6: and he brought us all this stuff. This is my
Speaker 6: James bell that I have.
Speaker 10: And so.
Speaker 6: I don't even really know what else to say except
Speaker 6: for I just found out just a little bit ago,
Speaker 6: and I'm very sorry for his family. I wanted to
Speaker 6: play this, and this is one of those where I go, hey,
Speaker 6: you may go normally you change it. I get it,
Speaker 6: but this is the kind of the one that I
Speaker 6: didn't play ever, and it's a minute in thirty seconds.
Speaker 6: We did not air it because of the run time.
Speaker 6: And I've talked about my stepdad and how I didn't
Speaker 6: have a dad growing up, and then my stepdad came
Speaker 6: into my life and when I was twelve or thirteen
Speaker 6: years old, I was already wired in a way, but
Speaker 6: I was then wired in a way with some security
Speaker 6: because I had a stepdad that cared for me and
Speaker 6: loved me. And you know that's Arkansas Key too. Isn't
Speaker 6: my stepdad anymore because my mom and him got divorced.
Speaker 6: They'll never not be that. And so we're just talking
Speaker 6: about that. And James always has stories about our stories,
Speaker 6: like something that related to it. So here's a minute
Speaker 6: in thirty seconds. It's James's story about being a stepfather
Speaker 6: and taking him fishing.
Speaker 1: Here you go, money, Bobby Money Studio.
Speaker 12: Your show is all about positivity.
Speaker 1: So I don't know how you do this spin on
Speaker 1: this one. But I'm older now at the sunset of
Speaker 1: my lab. Anyway, I did lady like five years. She
Speaker 1: had a son, JD. He went doing very well in
Speaker 1: school and lived with his father and he came to
Speaker 1: live with us. He is all eight years old. I
Speaker 1: had never been a father, don't even know what flight
Speaker 1: to be a father. I had no idea, but I
Speaker 1: tried to find something to bond with. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I took that.
Speaker 16: Kid fishing, if not nine times, ninety times, little JD
Speaker 16: could not catch a.
Speaker 1: Fish, what it could happen? I took him to where
Speaker 1: the fish literally jump on up.
Speaker 12: Oh.
Speaker 1: I tried so hard, and then the grades were coming in.
Speaker 1: Tried to help him with his homework, and I told
Speaker 1: him bring him here port card, and I'll take your fishing.
Speaker 1: Six thirty in the morning. Oh my gosh. Me and
Speaker 1: his mom were out late and JD was knock on
Speaker 1: that door.
Speaker 12: Hey, you're taking me fishing.
Speaker 16: I got my grade where he couldn't catch a fish with,
Speaker 16: and I told him, you're gonna have to turn to
Speaker 16: your tackle box.
Speaker 1: That man, that young man could outfish me. I mean
Speaker 1: he catch five fast. I'd catch three. His His were
Speaker 1: bigger than mine. One of the problem most of my life,
Speaker 1: you know there as moms, you know, cheated so much.
Speaker 1: When I left her, he.
Speaker 16: Was pulling them my things, crying, trying to hug me,
Speaker 16: don't go, don't go.
Speaker 1: But I had to for my own mental health.
Speaker 6: So that was James, who we spent a lot of
Speaker 6: time with on this show. We spent a lot of
Speaker 6: time calling the show who I'm thankful that he felt
Speaker 6: like we were his friends and like he says, family,
Speaker 6: you know, on a bigger note, I hope that a
Speaker 6: lot of you guys feel that way. We come in
Speaker 6: this room and we have all been friends for so long,
Speaker 6: decades even, and we hope that you feel like you
Speaker 6: have a relationship with us. And James did. And we
Speaker 6: felt the same way about James because there were times
Speaker 6: we just wanted to get them. I want to talk
Speaker 6: with him more than just voicemails. We'd always play the
Speaker 6: voicemails and yeah, it makes me really sad. I do
Speaker 6: not know what he looked like is what's crazy. We
Speaker 6: looked for him, but it's hard to look for somebody
Speaker 6: when you don't know. That was the problem. I was like,
Speaker 6: is James here? And they were like, what's you look like?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 6: And even when he was here, Scuba was trying to
Speaker 6: get him and he left before we could get him.
Speaker 6: But he sent us all these gifts.
Speaker 9: Like huge boxes, huge boxes, all of all kinds of things.
Speaker 9: And then he just yeah, poof disappeared.
Speaker 6: So that makes me very sad. It makes me happy
Speaker 6: that he feels like he had some friends and family
Speaker 6: in us, and that sucks. Don't know what happened. They
Speaker 6: don't know what happened, but he was here. He went
Speaker 6: to our show. Maybe that was a really fun final
Speaker 6: thing for him to do, because I know he drove
Speaker 6: all the way here and said he was coming. I
Speaker 6: regret that we didn't like to meet him. So James,
Speaker 6: rest in peace, buddy. We appreciate you being a part
Speaker 6: of the show. We appreciate you feeling like we're your friends.
Speaker 6: You felt like a friend to us. It's going to
Speaker 6: be weird not having your voicemails because for everyone I played,
Speaker 6: there were eleven we didn't get to because he called
Speaker 6: a lot and we loved it so.
Speaker 9: And it's just another reminder how fragile life is. I mean,
Speaker 9: he said he was older in that one clip, and
Speaker 9: I like cow he said he is in the sunset
Speaker 9: sunset side of life.
Speaker 6: And I don't even know if that's because he was
Speaker 6: older or sick.
Speaker 9: Right, we don't know. And who we would have never
Speaker 9: thought like with him coming up here and delivering packages
Speaker 9: and going to the show that that would be the
Speaker 9: final or or did he know something?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that is where my mind went. So rest in
Speaker 6: peace to our buddy James. Thank you everybody for listening
Speaker 6: through that. We appreciate it and we will come back.
Speaker 5: It's the best Bits of the week with Morgan number two.
Speaker 3: Again.
Speaker 4: It's always really hard for me to put something like
Speaker 4: that in the number one spot because I do want
Speaker 4: to leave you guys on a high note always, But
Speaker 4: I think listener James deserved the number one spot this weekend.
Speaker 4: He was clearly a very kind and great person, especially
Speaker 4: a lot of listeners who got to interact with him
Speaker 4: at the Million Dollar Show shared that, so he deserves this.
Speaker 3: Number one spot, and I know he would listen to
Speaker 3: best Bits.
Speaker 4: So hopefully he's somewhere out there listening now and gets
Speaker 4: to hear that he made that number one spot.
Speaker 3: And we're all just really thankful for people like James
Speaker 3: in our lives.
Speaker 4: So hug your loved ones, enjoy your weekend, Please stay
Speaker 4: safe and I love you.
Speaker 3: Thanks for being here.
Speaker 4: You guys are all awesome, And if James is any indication,
Speaker 4: I love that we get to connect with you guys
Speaker 4: are listeners in this way, all the time.
Speaker 2: That's the best bits of the week with Morgan. Thanks
Speaker 2: for listening. Be sure to check out the other two
Speaker 2: parts this weekend.
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