WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Unwritten Rules For Fools 0:00:00.030 --> 0:00:00.730 Happy Friday. 0:00:00.790 --> 0:00:03.790 We're giving you a brand new episode today. So hopefully, 0:00:03.830 --> 0:00:06.439 you know, it just sets your weekend off right. 0:00:06.500 --> 0:00:07.220 Makes you laugh a little. 0:00:07.280 --> 0:00:09.119 It's Brooke and Jeffrey, and you have found the official 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:12.400 second date podcast. So thanks for finding the OG. We 0:00:12.440 --> 0:00:13.240 appreciate that. 0:00:13.280 --> 0:00:14.440 Yeah. 0:00:14.640 --> 0:00:16.990 And what do you got in comments? Coronavirus, which is 0:00:17.010 --> 0:00:18.030 a terrible handle name. 0:00:18.110 --> 0:00:21.270 That's the handle name. I just thought you were... yelling, coronavirus! 0:00:21.410 --> 0:00:23.790 I mean, it could be the disease itself talking. 0:00:23.890 --> 0:00:24.230 I don't know. 0:00:24.250 --> 0:00:25.650 Wouldn't that be awesome? 0:00:25.800 --> 0:00:28.180 I do feel like in another 10 or 20 years, 0:00:28.260 --> 0:00:32.780 it will be a baby name. We could survive anything, 0:00:33.159 --> 0:00:36.770 a type of thing like that. She's a little fighter. Well, 0:00:36.790 --> 0:00:39.930 coronavirus said, my mom said she wants some sort of 0:00:40.130 --> 0:00:42.350 animal plushie that makes Jose's laugh when. 0:00:42.250 --> 0:00:42.970 You squeeze it. 0:00:43.770 --> 0:00:45.610 Love you guys. Me and her listen on our way 0:00:45.650 --> 0:00:48.320 up to college and love every moment of it. That 0:00:48.400 --> 0:00:49.440 is brilliant. 0:00:49.560 --> 0:00:51.680 I could sell that as merch. I could make Jose 0:00:51.740 --> 0:00:52.600 dolls that laugh. 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:55.280 Okay, what would the animal be, though? What stuffed animal. 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:55.480 Would you choose? 0:00:55.500 --> 0:00:55.779 I'm the animal. 0:00:56.080 --> 0:00:57.270 I'd be a little brown boy. 0:00:57.330 --> 0:00:59.150 You would make it look like you. It's like a 0:00:59.150 --> 0:01:00.570 baby doll. It's a human. 0:01:00.610 --> 0:01:03.570 A human that can cuddle other single people like me. 0:01:03.670 --> 0:01:05.410 Oh, this is getting creepy. I thought you were going 0:01:05.430 --> 0:01:07.250 to go to Build-A-Bear and just do some recording. 0:01:07.350 --> 0:01:08.750 Better idea, full body pillow. 0:01:09.150 --> 0:01:12.100 Why do I just picture Jose being the only one 0:01:12.120 --> 0:01:12.760 that buys one? 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:14.940 Cuddling himself. That's what's going to happen. 0:01:15.100 --> 0:01:17.480 All right, let's get to the brand new episode before 0:01:17.500 --> 0:01:19.300 we get any more new ideas right now. 0:01:19.340 --> 0:01:21.060 That was brilliant. 0:01:21.120 --> 0:01:22.690 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:23.990 Second date update. 0:01:24.940 --> 0:01:27.220 When you spend the night with someone for the first time, 0:01:27.760 --> 0:01:29.559 are there some unwritten rules? 0:01:31.280 --> 0:01:32.899 Like no hogging the bed sheets. 0:01:33.459 --> 0:01:33.860 Oh, yeah. 0:01:34.060 --> 0:01:35.120 And if you have to go to the bathroom, you 0:01:35.140 --> 0:01:35.820 have to shut the door. 0:01:36.380 --> 0:01:36.880 Oh, yeah. 0:01:37.180 --> 0:01:39.420 I mean, once you're in a relationship, it's kind of 0:01:39.440 --> 0:01:42.550 like maybe, maybe not. No, bro. 0:01:43.010 --> 0:01:46.350 That falls into the bathroom ones. Two people, one toothbrush. 0:01:46.709 --> 0:01:46.850 Oh. 0:01:47.209 --> 0:01:48.310 Two people, one toilet. 0:01:49.330 --> 0:01:50.250 You guys are so weird. 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:52.150 Well, the truth is, I don't know. What are these 0:01:52.230 --> 0:01:52.970 unwritten rules? 0:01:53.250 --> 0:01:55.450 We really need somebody to write them down, because I 0:01:55.490 --> 0:01:58.270 only know the gentleman one about leaving cash on the nightstand. 0:01:59.310 --> 0:01:59.930 Very good about it. 0:01:59.950 --> 0:02:01.150 That's just a tip, right? 0:02:01.270 --> 0:02:04.450 Yeah, but I bring it up because one of our listeners, Jack, 0:02:04.490 --> 0:02:07.250 said he got the invite to stay the night after 0:02:07.370 --> 0:02:11.090 his date, but he's worried he may have accidentally broken 0:02:11.210 --> 0:02:15.329 one of her unwritten rules. So, Jack, first of all, 0:02:15.430 --> 0:02:16.290 welcome to the show. 0:02:17.169 --> 0:02:18.669 Thank you. Thanks for having me. 0:02:18.730 --> 0:02:21.609 Did you switch the tables and steal her hooded sweatshirt? 0:02:22.790 --> 0:02:25.269 I did not steal anything. 0:02:25.970 --> 0:02:28.650 Wait, did you say maybe? 0:02:28.669 --> 0:02:30.430 I don't know. 0:02:30.470 --> 0:02:32.350 You already sound like a hero in my book, but 0:02:32.370 --> 0:02:34.899 let's back up a little bit. Let's go to the beginning. 0:02:34.940 --> 0:02:36.560 What's her name and how did you two meet? 0:02:37.639 --> 0:02:41.940 Her name is Sarah and we met in a Spanish class. 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:43.700 What they do is the. 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:46.710 Teacher will pair people together to speak Spanish. So I 0:02:46.750 --> 0:02:48.950 would sit next to her, hoping that. 0:02:49.210 --> 0:02:51.750 You know, because she's very attractive. 0:02:51.830 --> 0:02:54.930 Do you feel like you're in middle school all over again? 0:02:54.970 --> 0:02:55.730 Yeah, exactly. 0:02:55.770 --> 0:02:58.169 Like just at the right time when she gets in there, 0:02:58.270 --> 0:03:00.140 just so you can get the seat that you want. 0:03:00.180 --> 0:03:02.100 Yeah, like I would sit next to her, but we 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:03.579 would never get paired up. 0:03:03.660 --> 0:03:06.640 And so one night after class, we were talking and 0:03:06.660 --> 0:03:08.160 I just kind of made a joke, like I think that. 0:03:09.250 --> 0:03:12.169 Santa sees you're jealous because I sit next to you 0:03:12.190 --> 0:03:15.410 hoping we get paired up and he never pairs us up. 0:03:15.530 --> 0:03:17.910 And that kind of led to, you want to go out? 0:03:18.180 --> 0:03:20.600 Yes. I mean, that was smooth. 0:03:20.639 --> 0:03:22.840 That was like a way to say I like you 0:03:22.860 --> 0:03:25.760 without being too over the top about it. 0:03:26.060 --> 0:03:27.019 I kind of thought so. 0:03:27.500 --> 0:03:29.600 And my whole plan was like, hey, let's go to 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:33.390 this Mexican restaurant and then we can practice our Spanish. 0:03:34.480 --> 0:03:35.780 Oh, okay. And that's what we did. 0:03:36.240 --> 0:03:40.440 Unfortunately, that particular night, all the white guys were working 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:42.100 and no one there actually spoke Spanish. 0:03:43.780 --> 0:03:45.600 Such an inauthentic experience. 0:03:45.890 --> 0:03:47.630 You still learned what enchilada meant. 0:03:48.530 --> 0:03:50.570 At this point, I'm thinking about the way I could 0:03:50.590 --> 0:03:53.230 speak Spanish. I had my go-to line, by the way. 0:03:53.250 --> 0:03:55.050 I slipped on her, which I think helped. 0:03:55.370 --> 0:03:56.110 What was it? 0:03:56.330 --> 0:03:58.490 You have a line that you use during a date, 0:03:58.590 --> 0:03:59.610 not before a date? 0:04:00.030 --> 0:04:02.650 Yeah, it's what I use to, like, raise my flirting 0:04:02.690 --> 0:04:04.650 game so she knows, like, I'm interested. 0:04:04.670 --> 0:04:07.100 This isn't just like, hey, we're out practicing Spanish. 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:10.840 Okay, there's, okay, there's emotions behind this. 0:04:10.860 --> 0:04:11.910 I can't wait to hear what it is. 0:04:11.940 --> 0:04:12.610 Yeah, what is it? 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:17.239 The line is, if you were a twin, I'd still 0:04:17.260 --> 0:04:17.660 pick you. 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:20.930 Oh. 0:04:20.960 --> 0:04:22.170 Laugh all you want, it works. 0:04:22.350 --> 0:04:23.350 Alexis, you like it? 0:04:24.130 --> 0:04:25.510 Doesn't even make that much sense. 0:04:25.630 --> 0:04:26.070 I mean. 0:04:26.890 --> 0:04:28.120 Alex doesn't get it. 0:04:28.310 --> 0:04:30.560 I think it does make sense, but I don't know. 0:04:30.580 --> 0:04:32.400 But like a twin isn't exactly, you're still. 0:04:32.420 --> 0:04:36.130 He needs to say identical, but yeah. The thing is, 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.820 it doesn't sound very smooth to work. Like, how do 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:41.140 you work that naturally into a conversation? 0:04:41.930 --> 0:04:44.450 You work at it naturally after like three or four margaritas. 0:04:44.470 --> 0:04:46.000 Oh, I was going to say. 0:04:46.010 --> 0:04:47.099 Do you have any siblings? 0:04:47.150 --> 0:04:47.560 Yeah. 0:04:47.570 --> 0:04:50.779 And then you respond. If you slur it, it sounds sexy. 0:04:50.800 --> 0:04:52.700 What was her reaction? 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:54.080 Yeah, what did she say? 0:04:54.890 --> 0:04:56.690 She laughed. You know, it was funny. 0:04:56.710 --> 0:04:57.310 Of course. 0:04:57.350 --> 0:04:57.600 Yeah. 0:04:57.690 --> 0:05:00.740 Alexis, we'll give you five margaritas and then you hear it. 0:05:00.800 --> 0:05:02.140 Then I'll maybe laugh. 0:05:02.200 --> 0:05:04.900 But the line must have worked because it says here 0:05:04.940 --> 0:05:06.880 you went back and ended up at her place. 0:05:07.420 --> 0:05:10.440 I did. I spent the night, but I spent the 0:05:10.460 --> 0:05:13.339 night on the couch. Like, nothing really happened. You know, 0:05:13.360 --> 0:05:15.080 I mean, you know, just good night or whatever. 0:05:15.100 --> 0:05:17.080 Wait, wait, wait. That's probably a good thing. 0:05:17.110 --> 0:05:19.789 Can I ask how the couch came to be your bed? 0:05:19.850 --> 0:05:21.430 Was it your idea, her idea? 0:05:21.450 --> 0:05:21.570 Mm-hmm. 0:05:22.650 --> 0:05:24.710 I mean, it was the first date, so I wanted 0:05:24.730 --> 0:05:25.450 to put it out there. 0:05:25.470 --> 0:05:26.550 I offered to be a gentleman. 0:05:26.930 --> 0:05:27.210 Okay. 0:05:27.410 --> 0:05:28.230 So when does the. 0:05:28.290 --> 0:05:31.160 Like, maybe stealing thing come in or whatever you were 0:05:31.200 --> 0:05:33.200 talking about at the beginning? That's what he said in the, 0:05:33.580 --> 0:05:35.679 I remember I said the hoodie line and he was. 0:05:35.580 --> 0:05:36.750 Like, kind of. Oh, sorry. 0:05:36.760 --> 0:05:39.710 You mean the unwritten rule about spending the night? 0:05:39.950 --> 0:05:40.310 Yeah, sure. 0:05:40.690 --> 0:05:42.610 What did he do wrong? That's what I want to know. 0:05:42.730 --> 0:05:44.690 Because he obviously knows he did something. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:46.890 I mean, I don't think it was wrong. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.440 It might have looked bad. 0:05:48.779 --> 0:05:50.600 So you wouldn't call it right either. 0:05:50.620 --> 0:05:53.260 Okay. What happened? 0:05:53.880 --> 0:05:57.239 So in the middle of the night, her bedroom door opens, 0:05:57.500 --> 0:05:59.620 and she comes out with a flashlight. 0:05:59.640 --> 0:06:00.240 Uh-oh. 0:06:00.740 --> 0:06:04.000 Then she sees me, and I am on. 0:06:03.980 --> 0:06:06.000 The couch eating some of her chips. 0:06:06.500 --> 0:06:06.620 Oh. 0:06:07.360 --> 0:06:08.340 Oh, you're eating her food. 0:06:08.360 --> 0:06:08.860 Okay. 0:06:08.980 --> 0:06:09.050 Oh. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:10.920 Some midnight munchies? 0:06:10.960 --> 0:06:11.919 Just straight out of the bag. 0:06:12.220 --> 0:06:15.370 Yeah, like, I never asked her, like, hey, can I 0:06:15.470 --> 0:06:16.690 get your chips or whatever? 0:06:16.710 --> 0:06:19.770 And she didn't say anything. She just kind of went 0:06:20.029 --> 0:06:21.150 back to the bedroom. 0:06:21.330 --> 0:06:23.920 Why do I imagine, like, a flashlight that just hits 0:06:23.960 --> 0:06:26.200 a raccoon and he's got red eyes? 0:06:26.300 --> 0:06:26.900 Yeah. 0:06:27.140 --> 0:06:28.940 Going to town out of a garbage can. 0:06:29.500 --> 0:06:32.479 And he just freezes in total silence, hoping that she 0:06:32.500 --> 0:06:36.890 doesn't see. So you're thinking maybe the unwritten rule that 0:06:36.930 --> 0:06:40.630 you broke was rummaging through her food without permission. 0:06:41.140 --> 0:06:44.110 That's what I'm thinking, or just the fact that I 0:06:44.170 --> 0:06:46.750 woke her up and ruined her beauty sleep might have 0:06:46.770 --> 0:06:47.250 pissed her off. 0:06:47.350 --> 0:06:47.830 Yeah. 0:06:48.029 --> 0:06:50.330 Either that or she forgot you were totally there, came 0:06:50.370 --> 0:06:51.450 out with a flashlight. 0:06:51.710 --> 0:06:52.990 Oh, my God, I forgot. 0:06:53.250 --> 0:06:53.490 Yeah. 0:06:53.529 --> 0:06:54.830 This guy. 0:06:54.870 --> 0:06:56.950 Like, oh, he didn't Uber home yet? 0:06:57.070 --> 0:06:58.070 Yeah. 0:06:58.170 --> 0:07:00.570 So since that kind of awkward end to the night, 0:07:00.630 --> 0:07:04.150 there's been a, what, a breakdown in communication between you two, 0:07:04.330 --> 0:07:05.530 or what's going on? 0:07:05.630 --> 0:07:08.310 I mean, she's just been super cold. To me. 0:07:08.650 --> 0:07:11.010 Oh. Like one-word answers via text type of thing? 0:07:11.570 --> 0:07:12.940 Is it just C and no? 0:07:13.690 --> 0:07:16.200 Okay, but it's spelled out Q-U-E this time? 0:07:16.220 --> 0:07:17.500 Yes. What? 0:07:18.540 --> 0:07:20.920 It's just, it's not good, and I was kind of 0:07:20.940 --> 0:07:22.200 hoping you guys could help me out. 0:07:22.640 --> 0:07:24.480 Okay. Well, we'll do that for you. 0:07:24.520 --> 0:07:27.300 We'll come back, and we will call Sarah and see 0:07:27.360 --> 0:07:29.900 if you broke the unwritten rule of touching her bag 0:07:29.920 --> 0:07:33.120 of cheddar and sour cream ruffles without permission when we 0:07:33.170 --> 0:07:35.350 do your second date update right after this. 0:07:35.390 --> 0:07:35.750 Hold on. 0:07:35.910 --> 0:07:37.130 How'd you know what kind of chips they were? 0:07:37.830 --> 0:07:40.770 I can't resist those either, bro. Trust me. Hold on. 0:07:41.010 --> 0:07:42.369 Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. 0:07:42.570 --> 0:07:43.930 Second date update. 0:07:44.930 --> 0:07:48.310 After living this many years, I know of two golden 0:07:48.390 --> 0:07:49.490 rules to live by. 0:07:49.650 --> 0:07:50.030 Okay. 0:07:50.270 --> 0:07:53.000 Number one. Never touch a woman's purse. 0:07:53.460 --> 0:07:54.040 Okay. 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:58.200 And number two, never ever touch a woman's family-sized bag 0:07:58.250 --> 0:08:01.110 of sour cream and cheddar ruffles while she's sleeping. 0:08:01.290 --> 0:08:02.710 Don't you dare. 0:08:02.730 --> 0:08:05.550 And unfortunately for our listener, Jack, he crossed one of 0:08:05.570 --> 0:08:08.660 those boundaries after a dinner date when he was given 0:08:08.680 --> 0:08:12.280 the chance to spend the night over at Sarah's place. 0:08:12.320 --> 0:08:13.510 Yeah, did he ruin it? 0:08:13.640 --> 0:08:14.640 Yeah, because it led to. 0:08:14.500 --> 0:08:16.809 An awkward moment where she caught him in the middle 0:08:16.830 --> 0:08:19.770 of the night with a flashlight eating chips on her 0:08:19.850 --> 0:08:23.610 couch like some kind of dumpster raccoon. And he believes 0:08:23.770 --> 0:08:26.330 it's the reason he might not be getting another date. 0:08:27.030 --> 0:08:28.750 I have an important question. Did you leave the bag 0:08:28.810 --> 0:08:30.920 empty or did you leave some for her to eat? Oh, 0:08:30.940 --> 0:08:33.459 that is important. Alexis may have nailed it. 0:08:33.460 --> 0:08:35.099 There must have been some crumbs down in there at 0:08:35.160 --> 0:08:35.640 the bottom. 0:08:35.720 --> 0:08:37.800 Nobody wants the crumbs, Jeff. Those are the worst people. 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:40.380 I only finished the bag because. 0:08:40.900 --> 0:08:42.000 Like, she saw me. 0:08:42.020 --> 0:08:44.110 Okay. And then guess what? 0:08:44.140 --> 0:08:45.550 I bet he still rolled it up and put it 0:08:45.610 --> 0:08:47.720 on the counter as if there was something in it. 0:08:47.790 --> 0:08:50.710 Well, chips aside, we're going to dial Sarah anyway and 0:08:50.809 --> 0:08:53.550 hopefully see if she can forgive you for your grave, 0:08:53.620 --> 0:08:56.460 grave error. Let's dial her number and see if she 0:08:56.540 --> 0:08:57.260 answers the phone. 0:08:57.320 --> 0:08:59.120 I'd say chips ahoy right now, Jeff. 0:08:59.300 --> 0:09:00.059 Those aren't chips. 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:00.360 Okay. 0:09:00.380 --> 0:09:01.640 Come on, Brooke. That's a total save. 0:09:12.429 --> 0:09:12.809 Hello? 0:09:14.050 --> 0:09:14.750 Hey, is this Sarah? 0:09:16.660 --> 0:09:17.660 Um, yeah, this is she. 0:09:17.679 --> 0:09:19.360 You could say it with a smile on your voice. 0:09:19.440 --> 0:09:19.800 Gosh. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.200 I won't, because I know that Sarah's been through some 0:09:22.220 --> 0:09:24.060 tough times right now, and I want to be here 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:24.640 for her in. 0:09:24.660 --> 0:09:25.199 A time of need. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:26.880 Hi, Sarah. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:28.800 Um, hi. 0:09:28.820 --> 0:09:29.450 Hi. 0:09:29.470 --> 0:09:31.110 You probably don't know us. My name is Jeff. 0:09:31.590 --> 0:09:35.310 I'm a very, very kind, loving soul of the member, 0:09:35.390 --> 0:09:37.010 a member of the show, Brooke and Jeffrey. Oh, okay. 0:09:37.090 --> 0:09:37.410 Okay. 0:09:40.600 --> 0:09:42.250 If you're not familiar, it's a segment where we try 0:09:42.260 --> 0:09:44.400 to help out listeners who've gone out with someone and 0:09:44.490 --> 0:09:47.290 afterwards they're not getting a call back. We can reach 0:09:47.370 --> 0:09:49.590 out on their behalf to see if there's a reason why. 0:09:49.610 --> 0:09:53.490 Yeah, I think I've heard of that. 0:09:54.610 --> 0:09:56.750 So in this case, we're reaching out on behalf of 0:09:56.790 --> 0:09:59.390 someone you hung out with the other night, a guy 0:09:59.410 --> 0:09:59.929 named Jack. 0:10:01.179 --> 0:10:04.300 Okay. 0:10:04.440 --> 0:10:07.340 This is, this is a joke, right? Like you're, this 0:10:07.420 --> 0:10:08.200 is some type of joke. 0:10:08.460 --> 0:10:10.959 No, Jack, Jack from your Spanish class. 0:10:11.940 --> 0:10:12.360 Yeah. 0:10:12.480 --> 0:10:14.560 Oh yeah. I know Jack from Spanish class. 0:10:14.660 --> 0:10:15.000 Sure. 0:10:15.020 --> 0:10:17.679 Um, what's funny about it? 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:18.219 Yeah. 0:10:18.750 --> 0:10:21.670 Well, I'm just confused. Like he reached out to y'all 0:10:21.690 --> 0:10:23.230 about me. 0:10:24.010 --> 0:10:27.350 Jack told us about the two of you and how 0:10:27.410 --> 0:10:30.450 you met and going out to eat at a Mexican 0:10:30.490 --> 0:10:31.290 place the other night. 0:10:31.330 --> 0:10:33.570 It would seem like a fun date that we heard about. 0:10:34.370 --> 0:10:37.760 And then he. 0:10:37.000 --> 0:10:39.760 Was like really flirty and into you. Was he not? 0:10:43.860 --> 0:10:46.700 I think being into me is a bit of the 0:10:46.760 --> 0:10:50.720 problem actually. Cause do you know where he's reaching like 0:10:50.840 --> 0:10:52.060 out to you from? 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.599 No, we don't, we don't do like tracking locations of 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:58.160 everybody that calls into the show. We just know that 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:00.840 Jack says you've been acting kind of cold towards him lately. 0:11:00.860 --> 0:11:03.210 I don't get it. What do you mean from where, 0:11:03.490 --> 0:11:04.260 from his phone? 0:11:04.970 --> 0:11:07.930 Well, it might be his phone, but you know where 0:11:08.230 --> 0:11:10.830 he was last time I checked was he was still 0:11:10.910 --> 0:11:11.709 at my place. 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:13.000 Huh? 0:11:13.020 --> 0:11:17.510 What? He's been at my place for like two days now. What? 0:11:17.730 --> 0:11:18.849 No way. 0:11:18.910 --> 0:11:19.130 What? 0:11:19.230 --> 0:11:20.010 Two days? 0:11:20.070 --> 0:11:22.290 Jack's in your house? Are you in your apartment? 0:11:22.890 --> 0:11:26.690 Yeah, yeah. And, like, yeah, maybe I've been cold because 0:11:27.030 --> 0:11:28.329 he was supposed to be gone. 0:11:28.910 --> 0:11:29.590 Oh, my God. 0:11:29.710 --> 0:11:30.640 Hold on. 0:11:30.650 --> 0:11:32.560 Wait, he didn't say that you weren't calling him back. 0:11:32.600 --> 0:11:34.440 He just said you'd been cold to him. 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:37.699 Yeah, well, because there's no reason to call him. 0:11:37.760 --> 0:11:39.400 He's always there. Girl. What? 0:11:39.559 --> 0:11:41.660 Like, you're saying that the first night you guys went 0:11:41.679 --> 0:11:44.490 to the Mexican restaurant... He stayed the night on the couch, 0:11:44.550 --> 0:11:47.010 and when you left and came home from work, he 0:11:47.070 --> 0:11:47.990 was still there. 0:11:48.429 --> 0:11:49.030 Oh, my gosh. 0:11:49.050 --> 0:11:51.670 Well, okay, yes. A little bit is maybe my fault, 0:11:51.850 --> 0:11:54.340 because I guess if you give somebody an inch, they 0:11:54.360 --> 0:11:56.839 take a mile. But, like, he gave me the sob 0:11:56.880 --> 0:12:00.300 story about something funky is going on with his lease. 0:12:00.440 --> 0:12:03.610 It'll only take 24 hours. Oh. But then it's, like, 0:12:03.790 --> 0:12:05.170 it keeps getting extended. 0:12:05.190 --> 0:12:05.250 Oh. 0:12:05.970 --> 0:12:06.530 Oh, man. 0:12:06.590 --> 0:12:07.250 Oh, no. 0:12:07.370 --> 0:12:09.910 I mean, it was actually not even an issue until 0:12:10.110 --> 0:12:12.650 when I came home from work and, like, he said 0:12:12.690 --> 0:12:14.430 that he was going to be gone by then, but 0:12:14.450 --> 0:12:16.910 he wasn't. He was home and watching TV with his 0:12:17.090 --> 0:12:19.719 feet up on the table and he's in his boxers. 0:12:20.100 --> 0:12:20.890 In his boxers? 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:21.220 What? 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:24.680 Yeah. And the worst thing is he doesn't replenish the snacks. 0:12:25.220 --> 0:12:25.980 Oh, God. 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:30.130 The worst thing. Yeah, that's definitely the biggest transgression that 0:12:30.150 --> 0:12:32.480 he's made so far. I can't believe he's been in 0:12:32.540 --> 0:12:33.000 your house. 0:12:33.040 --> 0:12:35.820 He was calling from your apartment. I mean, did he 0:12:35.860 --> 0:12:37.620 put pants on ever? 0:12:37.780 --> 0:12:39.260 Okay. 0:12:39.280 --> 0:12:42.620 That's why I don't understand he's calling you about me. 0:12:42.679 --> 0:12:47.179 This is honestly, this is backwards. You need to help me, actually. 0:12:47.260 --> 0:12:48.070 I'm sorry. 0:12:48.260 --> 0:12:50.910 When we spoke to Jack, he did not mention that 0:12:50.990 --> 0:12:54.229 he had been basically living and crashing in your apartment 0:12:54.290 --> 0:12:55.250 for days on end. 0:12:55.470 --> 0:12:55.890 That was. 0:12:55.950 --> 0:12:58.650 We didn't ask how he left because we just assumed 0:12:58.710 --> 0:12:59.290 he left. 0:12:59.350 --> 0:13:01.090 Like normal people do after a date. 0:13:01.110 --> 0:13:03.790 But now we can't ask him about that because he's 0:13:03.890 --> 0:13:06.850 already on the phone listening in on this conversation as 0:13:06.890 --> 0:13:10.170 we speak. 0:13:10.770 --> 0:13:15.450 Jack, I'm not. What the heck, dude? 0:13:15.630 --> 0:13:16.670 Are you still there, Jack? 0:13:16.770 --> 0:13:17.700 Oh, my God. 0:13:18.290 --> 0:13:21.170 I mean, I'm here right now. What are you doing, man? 0:13:22.780 --> 0:13:25.440 We talked about this they were painting the apartment and 0:13:25.460 --> 0:13:27.620 like the fumes and stuff but i mean i'm gonna 0:13:27.640 --> 0:13:36.179 be gone soon. 0:13:32.400 --> 0:13:34.760 Let's see what the story is tomorrow too i don't 0:13:34.780 --> 0:13:37.420 know i mean it's just like you're pulling excuses out 0:13:37.470 --> 0:13:41.970 of a hat i'm very confused on how my life 0:13:42.130 --> 0:13:43.590 actually wait a. 0:13:43.510 --> 0:13:48.170 Minute So just so you know, like, OK, the reason 0:13:48.230 --> 0:13:50.960 I called them was because you were kind of cold 0:13:50.980 --> 0:13:53.530 to me this morning. And I thought a second day 0:13:53.580 --> 0:13:55.320 would be cool. 0:13:55.380 --> 0:13:55.620 Right. 0:13:55.660 --> 0:13:57.500 Because, like, you know, this is the thing where, like, 0:13:57.540 --> 0:14:00.020 they will pay for a second day. 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:01.040 Like, I think we should do that. 0:14:03.640 --> 0:14:04.900 You cannot be serious. 0:14:05.059 --> 0:14:07.420 Jack, the point of this segment is for people who, like, 0:14:07.500 --> 0:14:09.840 can't get in touch with the person anymore. 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:12.859 We'll reach out to them. Not like I'm squatting in 0:14:12.900 --> 0:14:15.160 their home and they're not being nice about it. And 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:17.540 paying for the date is literally a cherry on top. 0:14:17.640 --> 0:14:18.100 Yeah. 0:14:18.120 --> 0:14:20.250 Kind of be like, you're welcome. We'll sneak in the 0:14:20.280 --> 0:14:20.920 deal for you. 0:14:20.950 --> 0:14:21.470 Not the point. 0:14:21.490 --> 0:14:24.070 Well, I mean, it's kind of the same thing. Like, 0:14:24.090 --> 0:14:25.990 she's not really talking to me very much. 0:14:26.370 --> 0:14:28.850 Dude, well, Jack, you cannot be this thick-skulled. 0:14:28.950 --> 0:14:29.770 I mean, come on. 0:14:29.810 --> 0:14:32.210 You know that she doesn't want you there anymore, right? 0:14:32.710 --> 0:14:36.790 Okay, Sarah, we're just, like, really off track here. Like, 0:14:36.870 --> 0:14:40.240 I think we need to focus on the relationship, like, 0:14:40.660 --> 0:14:41.880 and how to fix this. 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:43.080 Like, you just kind of. 0:14:43.340 --> 0:14:46.520