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Speaker 1: It's Monday, but you know what, we got a full

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Speaker 1: new hour for you, so you're gonna make it through

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Speaker 1: the day. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, and

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Speaker 1: you have found the podcast. Yeah, and I got to say,

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Speaker 1: more men showering on this show should be given. Yo,

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Speaker 1: it's happening during the luser line.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, got it, start showering.

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Speaker 3: He didn't know where you were going with it would

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Speaker 3: be funny though.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a brand new second Date update. We

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Speaker 1: got all sorts of fun laser stories. But we always

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Speaker 1: love to read your comments. Alexis, what are some of

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Speaker 1: the favorites you're seeing?

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Speaker 5: I especially I love the random ones, which is what

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Speaker 5: I found. Leandro said, Brooke, please be my lawyer. Love

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Speaker 5: you guys. Brazilla's in the house. I think that would

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Speaker 5: be a choice.

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Speaker 3: I want to know what for. Also, I have questions.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, but I object. Am I doing good?

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Speaker 3: I can't do it.

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Speaker 1: I did watch a lot of Judge Judy growing up

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Speaker 1: because I was a latch key kid.

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Speaker 3: So yeah, and uh, what was.

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Speaker 5: The other one?

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Speaker 3: Oh well, I love that. I was already sorry, yeah,

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Speaker 3: there it is. Actually, let's get to this show. It

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Speaker 3: starts right now.

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Speaker 4: Experts say one of the best things you can do

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Speaker 4: for your mental health is get a hobby outside of work.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's great to have.

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Speaker 4: Broken Jeffrey in the morning. I mean, yeah, I feel

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Speaker 4: like the mental health of this country overall is pretty

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Speaker 4: good right now. But okay, you want better. Yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 3: I heard therapists don't even have a job anymore.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 4: The good news is it's finally summer, so a lot

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Speaker 4: of people have extra free time to find a recreational

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Speaker 4: activity they enjoy. The bad news is a lot of

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Speaker 4: hobbies are not cheap, like, for example, my equestrian polo league.

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Speaker 4: They require our mallets be made from crystallized dinosaur bones,

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Speaker 1: Not the horses that are expensing, it's the mallets.

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Speaker 4: It's an investment. But you do what you gotta do

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Speaker 4: for happiness.

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Speaker 7: I never knew.

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Speaker 3: Plus, you have to have those cute hats to wear.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely. The thing is a new poll just came up

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Speaker 4: that asked what are the cheapest hobbies that someone can

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Speaker 4: get into, and we have the top five most popular responses.

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Speaker 1: Actually practically, I mean it's all I can think of,

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Speaker 1: is all five or hiking we're running.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, number five or agami, and there's plenty of instructional

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Speaker 4: videos on YouTube for how to do it. All you

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Speaker 4: need is one sheet of paper and you're good to go.

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Speaker 4: Get to fold it because you reuse it as many

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Speaker 4: times as you want. Number four rock collecting. Just walk around,

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Speaker 4: pick up some rocks, put them in your house. Now

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Speaker 4: you have a hobby and rocks. Number three writing. You

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Speaker 4: can keep a journal, do poetry, or even write some

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Speaker 4: fan fiction about Brook and Jeffrey in the morning if

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Speaker 4: Alexis already does with the feral pigeons behind her apartment.

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Speaker 4: And the number one most popular answer for a cheap

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Speaker 4: hobby you could easily pick up this summer is reading.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I on.

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Speaker 2: A book for the first time in like fifteen years.

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Speaker 9: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: You could get him for free at the library.

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Speaker 2: Oh really, I'm going to send him.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I know Brook loves anything by Carl Marx. I'm

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Speaker 4: more like a one fish kind of guy personally, but hey,

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Speaker 4: it's up to you. Reading is good no matter what

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Speaker 2: Getting that joke, No, it's Another.

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Speaker 4: Cheap option is listening to the shot collar question of

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Speaker 4: the day on our podcast available online. Where do you

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Speaker 4: get yours out? Broken, Jeffary, somebody that's there. I don't

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Speaker 4: our digital producer to give us more free trivia.

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Speaker 10: On this day.

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Speaker 11: Back in eighteen sixty five, the Secret Surface was founded,

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Speaker 11: a covert government agency created not to protect the present didn't,

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Speaker 11: at least not at first. It was created to bust

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Speaker 11: counterfeiters printing illegal money. So it's a huge problem. After

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Speaker 3: I imagine find it was so easy back then, you

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Speaker 11: But since then, the Secret Service has expanded its mission

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Speaker 11: to include presidential protection, high level investigations making sure nobody

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Speaker 11: steals the White House Netflix password.

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Speaker 8: But aar and DD, they aren't the only.

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Speaker 11: Secret thing in the country. That's why today we're gonna

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Speaker 11: examine more of America's most infamous riddles and mysteries during

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Speaker 11: a special highly classified edition of twenty of twenty. So

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Speaker 11: you say number one through twenty, I'll describe a famous

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Speaker 11: secret or mysterious event from the past. You just have

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Speaker 11: with the woman who it's no secret her car is

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Speaker 11: is so secretive it wasn't officially acknowledged until twenty thirteen,

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Speaker 11: despite decades of conspiracy theories. What's the name of this

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Speaker 9: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I just got it at first. It's a location.

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Speaker 3: How many government locations do you know?

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Speaker 5: Not a lot. I don't know, because he says conspiracy.

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Speaker 5: I'm thinking of some what's it called, like an alien thing?

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Speaker 5: But what's that place called?

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Speaker 3: Area fifty one?

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Speaker 11: Oh, she got there?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I was screaming in my head.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I was only twenty thirteen, though.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it was the factory in Brooks basement.

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Speaker 4: But okay, that's well though, Okay, that's not okay. Public

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Speaker 4: knowledge Number nine is off the board.

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Speaker 11: How about a different number, give me too, brook This

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Speaker 11: undercover rodent spy first appeared on TV in nineteen sixty five,

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Speaker 11: wearing a trench coat and fedora while battling cartoon villains

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Speaker 11: with high tech gadgets. The show got a popular read,

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Speaker 11: but in the nineties named this classic. Hanna Barbara secret character.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can picture them.

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Speaker 2: I think I got it.

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Speaker 1: That's really tough. I mean there's Inspector Gadget has a

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Speaker 3: But this one's a rodent.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: And the name of this rodent is Inspector Rat.

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Speaker 11: Inspector Rat.

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Speaker 4: It's kind of suspicious. You know so much about trench coats, bro.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, the character I was looking for was secret Squirrel.

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Speaker 3: Is no idea who that is. I have never heard that.

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Speaker 11: Sounds like they're good at their job. Jose to nine

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's go with five.

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Speaker 11: This best selling book turned movie features a professor uncovering

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Speaker 11: a secret society contected to religious symbolism and hidden clues

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Speaker 11: in famous art name. This story built around a secret.

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Speaker 2: Professor fame r.

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Speaker 12: I'm immediately thinking of my favorite franchise in the world,

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Speaker 12: National Treasure.

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Speaker 2: It's in the art of the paintings.

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Speaker 4: That's not a bad guess.

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Speaker 7: Oh, man, I just finished playing the game, so I'm

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Speaker 7: gonna shot in the dark, as ay Indiana Jones.

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Speaker 11: Hosey says Indiana Jones. He is a professor of paleontology.

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Speaker 8: I'm not the professor I was looking for.

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Speaker 11: The answer was the da Vinci code.

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Speaker 2: Oh interesting, Tom Banks.

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Speaker 11: Action for you, Jeffrey. You need to get this right

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Speaker 11: to continue the game. How about a number number thirteen, Oh, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 11: This high tech global organization featured in Marvel films is

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Speaker 11: known for keeping massive government secrets, including the existence of superheroes.

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Speaker 11: What's the name of this secretive agency?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: The agency?

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Speaker 7: Oh, it's not just called like the Marvel Agency in

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Speaker 12: I don't think that's what they're I think they're looking

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Speaker 12: for something else, and I think it's informance.

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Speaker 4: know the X Men.

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Speaker 2: What the x Men?

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Speaker 4: I'm not what I was looking for.

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Speaker 11: I think that's a different thing.

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Speaker 11: Are your secretive agency in the Marvel films is known

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Speaker 4: That is what I was saying. Don't ask what it

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Speaker 11: It's probably a secret.

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Speaker 2: I just remember that.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, but that means Alexis.

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Speaker 5: Plenty of I don't know if I could have gone

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Speaker 4: Alexis gets to choose to get shocked while singing shake

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Speaker 4: It off by Taylor Swift. Who's gonna be Alexis.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go bro just because I know we because

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Speaker 3: of Snoopy Squirrel?

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Speaker 8: Come on?

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Speaker 2: You should make Snoopy Squirrel would be amazing.

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Speaker 4: That is your shot collar question of the day. We

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: We have a winner. Oh it's Brooke and Jeffrey in

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Speaker 4: the Morning. Because you might remember, we covered this story

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Speaker 4: like months ago about one of the country's biggest cash

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Speaker 4: prize contests. That isn't the lottery, It's not Nathan's Hot

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Speaker 4: It was the Lays do Us a flavor competition?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, where you got to make up a flavor

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Speaker 4: They wanted people to submit their ideas for a new

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Speaker 4: flavor of potato chip, and they had the public vote

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Speaker 2: One what we get I think, and they would make

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Speaker 4: If yours was selected, they would make it and give

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Speaker 4: you one million dollars.

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Speaker 10: That much.

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Speaker 3: Why didn't I was gonna say, yeah, I got it.

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Speaker 4: The deadline, the voting already happened, and they just announced

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Speaker 3: What's the chip?

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Speaker 4: Nobody saw the flavor that got chosen?

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Speaker 3: Actually no, I'm I mean my potato chip alerts haven't

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Speaker 4: Got to reactivate that. The newest Laised potato chip flavor

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Speaker 4: is bacon grilled cheese.

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Speaker 4: Submitted by Paula George from Oklahoma. They say, Oklahoma, this

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Speaker 4: is this winning flavor is a savory, nostalgic ode, combining

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Speaker 4: two of everyone's favorites, bacon and grilled cheese sandwiches.

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Speaker 3: Who is eating bacon grilled cheese sandwiches?

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Speaker 4: Oklahoma's well, my mom's.

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Speaker 1: She just fries me Belowki's not not notorious for good cooking,

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what do you think, Brooke? Would you scarf of

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Speaker 4: Jack the Ripper, that's Jam.

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Speaker 4: This first laser story is out of Detroit. A longtime

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Speaker 4: Unfortunately, no, none of that happened. The next day, she

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Speaker 8: Yeah, you know later my balance.

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Speaker 4: Why Because Pavel Durov, the billionaire founder of the telegram app,

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Speaker 3: Mad are you?

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Speaker 1: If you're one of the six that are actually like

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Speaker 15: More.

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Speaker 4: When you do the math, it breaks down to each

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, million.

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Speaker 2: But I'm excited him like that. I used to send

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Speaker 8: I know who my dad is.

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Speaker 4: There is a catch. They will have to wait thirty

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Speaker 4: Pavel says, it's so they can learn to trust themselves,

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Speaker 3: So he's a good father to those one hundred and

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Speaker 4: So if your dad, I guess, if your anonymous dad

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Speaker 4: make that twenty three in me account a priority. Seriously,

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Speaker 4: story is out of China. Most people do not like

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Speaker 4: Well, this is a concept that might be interesting. There's

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Speaker 3: So you got to drink the skunky beer if you

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Speaker 4: Well, it's supposed to be a fun thing. Like there's

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Speaker 3: Okay, so it's like a Stockbros.

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Speaker 16: Bar.

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Speaker 4: Well, maybe the best part of this is at least

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna keep holding my stock.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask you. On most days, though, the bar

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Speaker 4: and down wiggle road to incentivize beer drinkers to try

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Speaker 3: Yeah, basically, the fresh ones are gonna be more pricey

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Speaker 4: Next lazer stories out of weather Watch if you haven't heard,

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Speaker 4: some parts of the country have been experienced in a

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Speaker 3: Oh you actually get the meat sweats.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you're saying hot bottl aert right there. You should

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Speaker 4: The NWS suggests you keep yourself hydrated with water. That's fun.

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Speaker 3: Their service was such a good time. Ice cubes in

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Also sports drinks, they say those are cool. And protecting

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Speaker 4: whatever you got. He's not pitching. Means laser stroys has

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Speaker 4: again same time.

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Speaker 6: On Wednesday, frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: It's one thing if a guy tells you he's good

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Speaker 4: at multitasking. Yeah, but today we heard someone actually prove it, wow,

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Speaker 4: when he left a voicemail doing multiple different things at once.

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Speaker 4: And yes, showering was one of them.

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Speaker 2: That's not what I was guessing. Actually.

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Speaker 4: Plus, we love it when our listeners don't just hand

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Speaker 14: This you minute.

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Speaker 6: Is this the right number? It's a laser line.

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Speaker 4: Good by, Just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 4: I thought, gosh, you're so hot. Even my zippers fallen

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Speaker 3: Air that was so dark jat that man was so

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Speaker 17: Voicemails like this one, Hey Brook, Sorry, don't mind the

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Speaker 9: Got a lot going on.

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Speaker 15: But tried this a few months ago.

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Speaker 17: Where lately I've been trying to multitask, you know, call

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Speaker 6: So lucky you.

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Speaker 11: But yeah, anyway, just kind of.

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Speaker 15: A life packer doing multiple things at the same time.

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Speaker 17: Like did you know you can buy one of those

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Speaker 16: Cool?

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Speaker 4: Right, I'm trying to get a hotplate that I.

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Speaker 14: Can rest on my glove department to.

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Speaker 15: Make eggs chew so I could knock on the whole

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Speaker 11: But I should probably go.

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Speaker 17: The water's getting called right now, I need to tell

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Speaker 2: Adding USB's in the cars.

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Speaker 3: Not smart, dude, I want to cook eggs on the

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Speaker 2: It's gonna have like a griddle set up in her car.

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Speaker 4: I think that's genius. This guy's my mentor in efficiency goole.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I mean we know nothing about her, why he

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Usually calling ladies while you're in the shower would

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Speaker 2: But if this did work, I'm gonna call him back.

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Speaker 4: Actually, what I'm done before I play this next clip,

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Speaker 2: A date right seeing them, just to get them out

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Speaker 4: Kind Yeah, so this next person you're about to hear

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Speaker 4: met this guy one time, just once. Let's see what

454
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Speaker 4: she has to say next message.

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Speaker 18: High Marcus, it's me so little confession, full disclosure.

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Speaker 14: I may have already sent a.

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Speaker 9: Request to your mom on Facebook.

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Speaker 18: Uh, just to I don't know, to link up and

459
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Speaker 18: to see what kind of Thanksgiving food your family does,

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Speaker 18: because like, once we're officially friends or whatever, like I

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Speaker 18: can tell her my diets head of restrictions because a

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Speaker 18: lot of the regular Thanksgiving food just like doesn't sit.

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Speaker 11: Well with me.

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Speaker 18: And well, yeah, so I'm sorry that was probably a TMI.

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Speaker 18: I hope I'm not getting ahead of myself here, but

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Speaker 18: I'm just like a really big planner and Thanksgiving is

467
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Speaker 18: going to be here faster than we realized. So yeah, anyway,

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Speaker 18: text me and tell your mom I'm excited to meet someday.

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Speaker 1: Why do I want to hook her up with multitask dude,

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Speaker 1: planned couple.

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Speaker 12: I'm already offended for the mom, Like you're gonna change

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Speaker 12: the cooking of thingsgiving.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if her profile is cute enough, the

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Speaker 1: mom's gonna be like, oh yeah, it's a.

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Speaker 3: Smart way in.

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Speaker 4: We're in the middle of a brand new Loser line.

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Speaker 4: If you're just joining us, you can find all the

478
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Speaker 4: favorite clips up on YouTube and TikTok at Brook and Jeffrey,

479
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Speaker 4: and every once in a while, if we get lucky,

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Speaker 4: a listener will give out the number along with a

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Speaker 4: strange challenge some instructions for what they should do when

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Speaker 4: they leave their message. Usually that's to a guy, because

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Speaker 4: guys will do almost anything a woman says if they

484
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Speaker 4: think there's a slight chance they're going to hook up.

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Speaker 4: And I think this next message fits in that category.

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Speaker 4: Let's hear it.

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Speaker 14: Hey, Chelsea, So I did what you said. I picked

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Speaker 14: up some chocolate pudding cups from the store.

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Speaker 1: And uh.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I don't know you sure you want me to

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Speaker 14: do this? Like I know you asked me to do this,

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Speaker 14: but honestly, I think it's I think it's a little weird.

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Speaker 14: I mean, just for me to eat pudding over the

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Speaker 14: phone for you to hear.

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Speaker 16: But I mean I like you and if that's if

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Speaker 16: that's what you're into, I'm I'm down to try it

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Speaker 16: for you. So uh yeah, here we go putting away.

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Speaker 16: I don't know if you're gonna hear this creamy.

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Speaker 14: My lips are sticky.

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Speaker 9: It's a latinous.

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Speaker 14: Oh god, what am I saying?

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Speaker 15: Next message?

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Speaker 2: I do I do crave some chocolate Bardy.

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Speaker 3: The listener who gave them that challenge hated us, but

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Speaker 3: we did.

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Speaker 4: I think just witnessed that guy's lowest point in his.

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Speaker 3: Entire life putting into a cust He realized.

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Speaker 4: He's like, oh my god, I am eating. Putting over

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Speaker 4: the phone to impress a woman doesn't get worse.

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Speaker 2: On YouTube ASMR. Some people make a lot of money

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Speaker 2: doing this.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 3: It struck him in the middle, like this can't be

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Speaker 3: a real work.

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Speaker 4: What am I doing with my life?

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Speaker 14: Hey?

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Speaker 15: This is much I was the guy playing guitar in

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Speaker 15: the park the other day. You put this this paper

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Speaker 15: into my guitar case with the phone number. You wrote,

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Speaker 15: sorry about your luck and life. Let me buy you

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Speaker 15: a drink sometime. I love the music. First of all,

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Speaker 15: thank you for the compliment. But I need you to

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Speaker 15: know that I'm not homeless. I can kind of understand

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Speaker 15: why you might think that, but I promise you I

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Speaker 15: am really not.

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Speaker 9: I have a home.

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Speaker 15: I understand that I was looking a little rough that day.

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Speaker 15: I hadn't shaved, I was wearing that shirt. It's my

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Speaker 15: laundry week and I've gotten to it since. I look

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Speaker 15: better now again, this is not homeless. Love to see

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Speaker 15: you sometimes.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't have to defend your homelessness is probably not a good.

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Speaker 4: Chance to get it.

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Speaker 1: Does that mean our listener was trying to give the

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Speaker 1: number to a homeless person.

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Speaker 4: Messing with them. I don't think it was intended as

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Speaker 4: an attack.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so.

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Speaker 2: The probably thought it'd be silly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna go with silly.

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Speaker 4: I remember to listen to Loser Line regularly at this

542
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Speaker 4: time every week, and make sure you subscribe to the

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey TikTok and our YouTube page. We can

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Speaker 4: hear all of your favorite segments. Right there. We're gonna

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Speaker 4: do a.

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Speaker 6: Phone town brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 4: In today's tap, we call a guy who's attending a

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Speaker 4: surprise party for a good friend of his and about

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Speaker 4: thirty people are going to be there and he has

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Speaker 4: an essential role that he doesn't even realize yet. Oh really,

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Speaker 4: that's why I call him as the party planner to

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Speaker 4: tell him, Look, if you can't fulfill your duty, then

553
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Speaker 4: I can't let you into this party. And his duty

554
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:25,119
Speaker 4: only involves one word. So how hard could it be? Well,

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Speaker 4: it turns out pretty hard. You're gonna hear in your

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Speaker 4: phone tap right now. Hello, Hi Martin.

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Speaker 9: Oh yeah, it's him.

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Speaker 4: Who Hey Martin, I'm calling from the party planning and

559
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Speaker 4: funny my name is also Martin. Isn't that weird?

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Speaker 9: I guess it's a coincidence.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Martin, Meet Martin, Ali Martin. This is Martin. Good times.

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Speaker 9: All right, what can I help? What can I help

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Speaker 9: you with?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Yeah right, Sorry, it's so our company was hired to

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Speaker 4: produce Sophie's surprise birthday party this weekend, and you are

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Speaker 4: clearly on the guest list. So I'm calling everyone just

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Speaker 4: to make sure that this party goes perfectly.

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Speaker 9: Are okay? So what can I do to help the party?

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Speaker 4: Well, as you know, time wise, you're supposed to be

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Speaker 4: there between six forty and six forty five. You cannot

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Speaker 4: show up a minute earlier or a minute later, and

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Speaker 4: we'll have security at the door just in case.

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Speaker 9: And this is more involved than I ever heard of,

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Speaker 9: like a little house party.

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Speaker 4: But well, like I said, our party planning company demands perfection.

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Speaker 4: And that's why I need to hear your surprise voice.

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Speaker 4: So let me hear it.

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Speaker 9: What what does that mean?

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Speaker 4: You know when she comes in the door and she

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Speaker 4: opens it and everyone yells surprise. I need to hear yours.

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Speaker 4: So we're good.

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Speaker 9: Okay, that's that's definitely weird that you want me to

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Speaker 9: act to practice.

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Speaker 4: Well let's just give it a try, Okay, no pressure,

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Speaker 4: Just give me your best shot in three two one.

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Speaker 9: Surprise.

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Speaker 4: Did you know that we're practicing right now, because that

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Speaker 4: just sounded like you were saying it to some guy

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Speaker 4: who was delivering your food order.

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Speaker 9: I mean, I'm saying it to some guy who called

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Speaker 9: me on the phone.

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Speaker 4: Well, I need you to pretend that you're saying it

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Speaker 4: to Sophie like you want to make her happy and

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Speaker 4: truly surprised at her big event.

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Speaker 9: I know, but this is kind of ridiculous that I

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Speaker 9: have to do this.

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Speaker 4: Feel how you want, Martin, but it's my job to

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Speaker 4: be completely thorough and make this perfect. So if you

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Speaker 4: could please just give me your best surprise. Surprise is

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Speaker 4: that guy I was going to count you down, all right,

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Speaker 4: so he kind of ruined it. You know, you have

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Speaker 4: to wait for the right time if you get shout

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Speaker 4: surprised before she comes in the door. I know, I'm

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Speaker 4: just saying it because you said so, we're going to

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Speaker 4: try this one more time. You're sitting behind the couch,

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Speaker 4: Sophie walked sin and three two one surprise. Huh what okay, Okay, look, Martin,

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Speaker 4: I don't want to be rude here.

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Speaker 9: You gotta be kidding me with this.

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Speaker 4: Nobody is gonna care how I sound. There's like thirty people.

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Speaker 4: It's all gonna be blended in Martin. That's where you're wrong.

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Speaker 4: A perfect surprise is like a choir. Oh my god,

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Speaker 4: all the voices coming together, and Sophie's gonna hear twenty

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Speaker 4: nine perfect voices and then your half hearted was you

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Speaker 4: gotta be joking? It sounds like ere from Winnie the

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Speaker 4: Pooh took a bunch of ambient after being put under

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Speaker 4: at the dentist for two.

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Speaker 15: You know what I'm done.

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Speaker 9: I'm done with your insults. I'm done listening into all

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Speaker 9: this stupid you're saying to me.

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Speaker 4: Okay, well, normally I don't do favors, but in your case,

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Speaker 4: I feel bad do.

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Speaker 15: Me any favors.

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Speaker 9: All you're doing is wasting my time.

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Speaker 4: No, I just want you to hear how I say it,

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Speaker 4: and I.

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Speaker 9: Don't want to hear any more from you.

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Speaker 4: I'm about to hang up. Look, it's supposed to go

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Speaker 4: three too. One surprise. You're on the radio for a

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Speaker 4: prank phone call. Well, sorry, I need to put in

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Speaker 4: those extra words for context, or you wouldn't know what

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Speaker 4: I'm talking about.

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Speaker 9: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 4: Actually, the real surprise is on you because your friend

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Speaker 4: Cameron told us that you guys are both head to

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Speaker 4: a birthday party over the weekend, so he wanted to

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Speaker 4: have some fun with you. My name is Jeff from

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Speaker 4: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. This whole thing's a

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Speaker 4: phone tap.

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Speaker 9: I was about to kill you, man, you really kissed

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Speaker 9: me off. I was like, if this guy is at

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Speaker 9: some party, it just might be a problem.

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Speaker 4: Now that murder. That's a great surprise. You should actually

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Speaker 4: go with that. I don't think that's a good idea

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Speaker 4: stamp surprise. Happy Birthday, Sophie.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, people would be shocked.

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Speaker 6: The weekend every morning was phone tap weekday mornings on

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Speaker 6: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: If someone gives you a present, no matter what it is,

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Speaker 4: you're expected to show your appreciation. Of course, however you

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Speaker 4: see fit. You could say, oh, thank you. You could

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Speaker 4: talk about how much you've always wanted something like this,

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Speaker 4: that's always the best, or you can do what I do.

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Speaker 3: What the heck, Jeff that it's not how you say things.

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Speaker 4: Swap pants with them as a token of gratitude. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but one of our listeners is worried that she messed

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Speaker 4: up after her date brought a gift, and afterwards she

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Speaker 4: sent him one text that definitely could have been misread

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Speaker 4: as being rude and ungrateful. He should have stuck with

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Speaker 4: the old surrouser trade off.

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Speaker 3: Why are your zippers so loud?

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Speaker 2: Yeah they are.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna hear what happened coming up in your brand

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Speaker 4: new second date update, next second date update? Is it

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Speaker 4: okay to bring a gift on a first date? It's

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Take as long as

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Speaker 4: it's yes, small, thoughtful, and I'm a low pressure, like

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Speaker 4: a little quirky key chain with their name on it,

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Speaker 4: then why not.

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Speaker 2: Like a small dog?

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Speaker 4: Well that's a lot of pressure, okay.

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 4: You want to avoid something that's too expensive, nothing too

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Speaker 4: over the top romantic, because the goal is to just

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Speaker 4: be sweet, not serious.

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Speaker 1: If you can link it to some inside joke you

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Speaker 1: already have, it's even better.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, and our listener Alison mentioned a gift was involved

679
00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:36,200
Speaker 4: in her first ADID recently. I don't know the parameters

680
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 4: of it or what exactly happens, so let's talk to

681
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Speaker 4: her about it. Allison. Hey, thanks for joining us.

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Speaker 13: Hi, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: What did you get us as a gift? Oh well,

684
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Speaker 3: I'm just saying I thought that she was into gift giving.

685
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Speaker 4: Okay, well, before we get to the gift, let's start

686
00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 4: with who's the guy we're calling and how did you

687
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:54,959
Speaker 4: meet him?

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00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 6: Well?

689
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:58,200
Speaker 13: His name is Corey, and I met him on a

690
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Speaker 13: dating app.

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Speaker 3: I'm so curious if you were the gift giver or

692
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Speaker 3: receiver in this situation.

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00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 9: I was actually the receiver.

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00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 3: Oh okay, It's weird that.

695
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,239
Speaker 1: He would give a gift and be that excited about

696
00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,840
Speaker 1: a date and then not be calling you back to

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00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:14,520
Speaker 1: another one.

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00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:16,359
Speaker 15: Yeah, that's the thing.

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00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 9: So it was kind of my idea.

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00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 15: I told him that he.

701
00:34:20,600 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 13: Should bring a little gift to make a first impression.

702
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,280
Speaker 3: Oh oh, oh, you asked for it. Okay, that really changes.

703
00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 5: Yeah said not calling, Like, why you're on the phone.

704
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,080
Speaker 4: It's good to have a woman who knows what she wants.

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Speaker 3: How did he receive that? Did he laugh? At first?

706
00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 3: I would think that someone was joking.

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00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was a little bit of a joke.

708
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:44,520
Speaker 13: But also, on the other hand, it's also like, well,

709
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 13: why shouldn't guys come with a little offering, you know,

710
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 13: nothing big, nothing too crazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're.

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00:34:49,960 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 7: Right, but naturally, like the guy should already show up

713
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:58,320
Speaker 7: with something tiny, not joke from guys, What did you

714
00:34:58,360 --> 00:34:58,880
Speaker 7: want him.

715
00:34:58,719 --> 00:35:00,279
Speaker 13: To bring you the thing?

716
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 9: It's up to him. I think it'd be cute to

717
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 9: kind of figure out, like what is he.

718
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,000
Speaker 13: Going to bring to impressed? But I also told him

719
00:35:07,120 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 13: nothing too serious.

720
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 4: Okay, so this is more fun. You're not going in

721
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:13,960
Speaker 4: with big expectations. You're just trying to see how his

722
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 4: brain works and what type of item he's going.

723
00:35:16,160 --> 00:35:16,560
Speaker 15: To get for you.

724
00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:20,239
Speaker 4: He gets something else, yeah, okay, So what did he

725
00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,239
Speaker 4: end up bringing for you?

726
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:25,280
Speaker 13: A cinnamon roll scented candle.

727
00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:30,640
Speaker 4: And nothing says romance like cinnabon.

728
00:35:31,920 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 1: Like Grandma, but it's safe, right Yeah? Yeah, he doesn't

729
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:35,840
Speaker 1: love the smell of cinnamon.

730
00:35:37,080 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 4: What was your reaction to that?

731
00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:39,840
Speaker 9: I got it funny.

732
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Speaker 13: I mean, throughout the entire date, I started calling him

733
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 13: the se big fragrance energy.

734
00:35:47,280 --> 00:35:54,399
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, an inside joke.

735
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's pretty smart of the guy too, because now

736
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: anytime you smell cinnamon rolls, you're going to think of him.

737
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:03,720
Speaker 13: I did ask him, like why he chose the cinnamon

738
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:07,719
Speaker 13: rolls scent, and he was like, oh, I imagined you're

739
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,439
Speaker 13: smelling like this, which I thought was kind of cute.

740
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Speaker 4: Interesting.

741
00:36:14,239 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 3: Do you work at a mall?

742
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:15,879
Speaker 2: Is that maybe?

743
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,560
Speaker 3: Why like that?

744
00:36:18,080 --> 00:36:18,680
Speaker 13: No, I don't.

745
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 9: I don't know why I invented it.

746
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,040
Speaker 3: I think he probably couldn't come up with another reason.

747
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:26,520
Speaker 3: And he was just blurted out whatever one of the

748
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:27,879
Speaker 3: checkout asle basically.

749
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Speaker 4: Okay, take us through the rest of the day.

750
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,360
Speaker 13: I mean, we weren't only talking about candles, but he

751
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 13: let me text him a candle recommendation list because I

752
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,719
Speaker 13: got into candles a couple of years ago.

753
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,840
Speaker 3: Wait, could he have been insulted by that?

754
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 4: Like maybe like the implication is, here's a bunch of

755
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:47,320
Speaker 4: other candles you should buy for me. Are the flavor

756
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 4: that you chose because you're wrong?

757
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:51,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I think I would have been insulted if

758
00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,680
Speaker 1: I gifted a candle and then I got set back.

759
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 2: Anything you give someone a ring and they're like.

760
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 4: Here's better rings.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I didn't think it offended him when it was

762
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 13: like happening when I said it to him, because we

763
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 13: were laughing and stuff. Okay, but then at the end

764
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:08,680
Speaker 13: of the day, I was open for a kiss because

765
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:11,040
Speaker 13: it was going so well, but he just gave me

766
00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:14,439
Speaker 13: a hug, and then I was like, Okay, well, maybe

767
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 13: he's still being a gentleman or something, because I thought

768
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Speaker 13: he was going to ask me in the next forty

769
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Speaker 13: eight hours to go out on the next date, but

770
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Speaker 13: he didn't.

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00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:23,280
Speaker 9: Like maybe he actually was offended.

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Speaker 1: Like you guys are saying, did you tell him that

773
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Speaker 1: he had to bring a present on the next date

774
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Speaker 1: at any point?

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00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:28,440
Speaker 6: No?

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00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 15: No, no, no, no no no.

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00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 13: It was kind of like a one time thing.

778
00:37:32,120 --> 00:37:35,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, but with the list that you send, in his mind,

779
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 4: it might be implied that he's expected to show up.

780
00:37:38,040 --> 00:37:40,120
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what are you saving up for a candle?

781
00:37:40,440 --> 00:37:42,880
Speaker 4: Or that's all He's like, I just need twelve dollars

782
00:37:44,120 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 4: twelve bucks. Really, yeah, he's righting out guying multiple candles

783
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 4: on your list. It could be a big problem.

784
00:37:49,320 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 6: So see, you.

785
00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 2: Overwhelmed him with wax.

786
00:37:52,560 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 4: Yeah you expected a date within forty eight hours. That

787
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:58,239
Speaker 4: hasn't happened. How long has it been?

788
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Speaker 9: Maybe a week?

789
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, and you ever heard anything?

790
00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:03,880
Speaker 10: Nothing?

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Speaker 13: And you know, I'm just point because I really do

792
00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 13: like him, and he's really freaking cute, and I really.

793
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:12,200
Speaker 1: Thought we had something, and it's easy for you to

794
00:38:12,239 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 1: reach out to and be like, oh my god, look

795
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: at my cute candle.

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00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 3: Here's a picture of it in my house.

797
00:38:17,520 --> 00:38:19,000
Speaker 5: That once you can't keep I don't know.

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00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, every time you used the candle, I had.

799
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Speaker 2: To blow it out for ten minutes. But I'm back.

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Speaker 3: Yere's another don't blow a candle out that soon? My husband?

801
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 4: Did you do that?

802
00:38:27,239 --> 00:38:28,440
Speaker 3: Did you not properly candle?

803
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 4: Have you texted him a picture using the candle?

804
00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:31,480
Speaker 9: I did?

805
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 3: I did?

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00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:33,960
Speaker 13: I mean the first time, it makes sense, but then

807
00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:36,760
Speaker 13: that was like awkwardly the last thing that was texted.

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00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:38,480
Speaker 1: It would be kind of funny if you took your

809
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: candle with you everywhere you wait and set him updates

810
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:41,080
Speaker 1: like here's the.

811
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:48,320
Speaker 3: Candle on the bus. No, don't do that at the

812
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 3: gym together.

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00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:53,160
Speaker 4: No, okay, let's not laugh. This was a very very

814
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:57,919
Speaker 4: cute gift, and I feel like there is a really

815
00:38:58,400 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 4: sincere reason that he's not calling.

816
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:04,680
Speaker 1: You're getting serious, Sorry, Jeff, I didn't sure making.

817
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:07,960
Speaker 4: Jokes of true romance. So let's try and do this

818
00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:10,240
Speaker 4: the right way. When we come back, we'll call Corey

819
00:39:10,280 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 4: and get you your second date update. Right after this

820
00:39:14,840 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 4: second date update, imagine sticky sweet sugar melting into ribbons

821
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:26,840
Speaker 4: of cinnamon spice, with the aroma of buttery dough rising

822
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,800
Speaker 4: into the air like temptation itself.

823
00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I think I'm pregnant.

824
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,680
Speaker 3: Did you just make that sexy somehow?

825
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 1: Yeah?

826
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 4: This son doesn't just smell good, it seduces the room.

827
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 4: What I just described was a gift our listener. Allison

828
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 4: received on her first date, a cinnamon roll scented candle

829
00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 4: from Corey.

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00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 3: Most people think of Grandma's, but not Jeff.

831
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 4: Where my mind goes. But afterwards, Corey has disappeared, just

832
00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,839
Speaker 4: like a box of cinnabon left in our break room.

833
00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 4: The one thing Alison things she may have done wrong

834
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,320
Speaker 4: is send him a list of other candle sense that

835
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,960
Speaker 4: she likes, which even Brooke agreed is a little bit presumptuous,

836
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,240
Speaker 4: Right Brooke, I could see.

837
00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 3: It being red wrong.

838
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: I don't think that that was her intention, But yeah,

839
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: you know, I have a husband who loves candles, and

840
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 1: he has a long list of his favorite sets.

841
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:25,560
Speaker 3: How to care for the candle, how to cut the wick.

842
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,080
Speaker 3: There is a lot of rules.

843
00:40:29,040 --> 00:40:32,640
Speaker 4: My rule about candles is whatever you do, don't eat it. Yeah,

844
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,800
Speaker 4: and it's a tough one. I have to remind myself

845
00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 4: every time. I know, Allison, you didn't do that right,

846
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 4: You didn't bite into your samoneral candle.

847
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no, okay, good, all right, we

848
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:44,920
Speaker 5: need to ask our listeners.

849
00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:48,719
Speaker 4: I mean, that's true. You never know what happens on

850
00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:51,720
Speaker 4: these second date updates. People end up doing weird stuff

851
00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:54,759
Speaker 4: we never thought of all the time. So let's call

852
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 4: Corey and find out if he's a candle fiend, just

853
00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:11,879
Speaker 4: like Brook's husband. Here we go, Dial's number right now. Hello, Hey,

854
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,400
Speaker 4: we're looking at to speak with Corey.

855
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 9: Speaking.

856
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 4: Is this Hey, this is a radio show.

857
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's up Corey?

858
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:26,480
Speaker 4: Super cool radio show obviously based on what you've just heard. No, Brook,

859
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 4: super sure. But we're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

860
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,239
Speaker 9: I'm just looking for you.

861
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 4: So many people, Yeah, a lot of people.

862
00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,560
Speaker 9: I hope you what's going on.

863
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 4: Well, this is a segment that we do. It's called

864
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:41,480
Speaker 4: Second Date Update. We're trying to help out one of

865
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 4: our listeners who's asked us to reach out to you.

866
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,720
Speaker 4: A woman you went out with recently named Alison.

867
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Speaker 9: Okay, yeah, okay, yeah.

868
00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:53,160
Speaker 4: First impressions about Alison.

869
00:41:56,719 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 9: She's an interesting girl. She's definitely a quirky person.

870
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Speaker 2: Interesting are good things, right.

871
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:04,560
Speaker 10: Not always?

872
00:42:05,440 --> 00:42:09,400
Speaker 4: Okay, we we know that something must be up because

873
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:12,840
Speaker 4: you have not reached out to Alison trying to arrange

874
00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 4: a second date, and she just is a little confused

875
00:42:15,680 --> 00:42:17,400
Speaker 4: about why it hasn't happened.

876
00:42:19,280 --> 00:42:19,560
Speaker 10: Yeah.

877
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 9: I think she's just she's a little odd.

878
00:42:24,280 --> 00:42:25,040
Speaker 4: Allison's odd.

879
00:42:25,840 --> 00:42:28,480
Speaker 9: Yeah, she's a little odd. She had asked for me

880
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:30,799
Speaker 9: to bring her a gift to our first date.

881
00:42:31,560 --> 00:42:34,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean she told us about that, and actually

882
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,279
Speaker 4: she said she really appreciated the gift that you got her.

883
00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 9: Yeah, oh she did.

884
00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:42,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Miss Cinnamon roll Kandle.

885
00:42:44,040 --> 00:42:44,440
Speaker 9: Correct.

886
00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 4: Yes, I mean, okay, is that the reason?

887
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,480
Speaker 9: Well, no, so she I don't know if she told you,

888
00:42:50,600 --> 00:42:53,760
Speaker 9: but she actually in fact got me two gifts.

889
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:56,719
Speaker 3: Wait, she brought you something that at all?

890
00:42:57,239 --> 00:42:57,479
Speaker 4: Wow.

891
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:59,800
Speaker 9: To be honest, she kind of surprised me because I

892
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 9: I was really the only one who's going to be

893
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:02,359
Speaker 9: bringing a gift.

894
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 2: But I love that she set him up like here,

895
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 2: we give me a gift to test him, and then

896
00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:08,640
Speaker 2: she had a gift to you.

897
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:14,200
Speaker 3: Guys don't get gifts very often. It seems like that

898
00:43:14,239 --> 00:43:14,719
Speaker 3: would make.

899
00:43:14,640 --> 00:43:16,560
Speaker 4: You feel special, right, Why are you framing it as

900
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 4: a bad thing?

901
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 9: Well, it wasn't so much like the idea of the gift.

902
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,320
Speaker 9: That was the gifts that she brought that made me

903
00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 9: feel the uneasy uneasy.

904
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,160
Speaker 3: Oh, I am so curious as to what she Probably

905
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,240
Speaker 3: not the right stuffed animal.

906
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 4: Hopefully it's not her baby teeth that she's been saving.

907
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:35,040
Speaker 14: For the right.

908
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:42,439
Speaker 4: What was the gift?

909
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 15: So?

910
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,920
Speaker 9: The first one, it was a rock that she found

911
00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:49,160
Speaker 9: on the sidewalk that morning, A rock.

912
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:51,800
Speaker 3: I could be kind of funny, like is it shaped

913
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:52,760
Speaker 3: like a heart or something?

914
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:53,080
Speaker 13: You know?

915
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 9: No, just a rock. And I just thought weird taking

916
00:43:57,200 --> 00:43:59,600
Speaker 9: it because she said it was her lucky rock and

917
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:01,840
Speaker 9: she has given it to me like it has no

918
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:02,400
Speaker 9: meaning to me.

919
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:07,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, but she just found it. You can't be that lucky, you.

920
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 4: Know, It's not like it it was lucky for that day.

921
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,840
Speaker 3: Yeaht Yeah, So a.

922
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 4: Rock that she found this morning. What was gift number two?

923
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 9: The second gift she handed me was like a homemade

924
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:22,239
Speaker 9: coupon book. I don't know, one of those.

925
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:26,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Like this is good for one BackRub, this

926
00:44:26,600 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 3: is good for all.

927
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:29,680
Speaker 4: Do the dishes they're usually sexy things.

928
00:44:30,040 --> 00:44:32,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, they're usually things in relationships.

929
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:32,920
Speaker 6: Is that what it was?

930
00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:42,120
Speaker 10: One coupon was for one good existential conversation. Another one

931
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:47,120
Speaker 10: was about like a midnight call where we talk about aliens.

932
00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 4: Aliens specifically.

933
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:53,680
Speaker 3: You can't talk about those at lunchtime. It's only a conversation.

934
00:44:54,719 --> 00:44:57,600
Speaker 10: The other one was one deep discussion about the meaning

935
00:44:57,680 --> 00:44:59,080
Speaker 10: of socks in society.

936
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 3: Oh your feet, I do a bit of joke.

937
00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 4: I mean that sounds funny, yeah, well also kind of romantic.

938
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 4: Do you know was it a joke?

939
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,680
Speaker 9: I mean, she's a bit wooo, so it seems like, oh,

940
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:17,480
Speaker 9: probably on brand for her. I just kind of like

941
00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 9: kill the mood.

942
00:45:20,760 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 3: So doesn't turn them on, Jeffy, it does you.

943
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,960
Speaker 4: Well, I know how to bring the mood right back up,

944
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:27,279
Speaker 4: and that's by letting you know that Allison is on

945
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 4: the other line right now, listening, waiting to talk to

946
00:45:30,120 --> 00:45:34,280
Speaker 4: you about alien conspiracy theories. So go ahead, Allison, what midnight?

947
00:45:35,160 --> 00:45:38,799
Speaker 14: Hey Cory, Alison, what are you doing?

948
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 13: I really thought the date went great, honestly, and I'm

949
00:45:45,960 --> 00:45:49,080
Speaker 13: a little shocked right now that you're finding that little

950
00:45:49,160 --> 00:45:51,960
Speaker 13: coupon book I made you weird. I think it's fun,

951
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 13: especially like the socks of society, like SoCs are underrated,

952
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 13: Like they say a lot about culture, personality, like way

953
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:01,280
Speaker 13: more than people realize.

954
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,959
Speaker 9: Okay, it just was a bit odd for the first

955
00:46:04,040 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 9: time eating Allison.

956
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 3: It's a little strange that you didn't bring it up

957
00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:08,080
Speaker 3: with us.

958
00:46:08,520 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 9: I didn't you guys ever really add.

959
00:46:11,960 --> 00:46:13,879
Speaker 3: About the existential coupon book.

960
00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:17,160
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I agree with all of the things

961
00:46:17,239 --> 00:46:19,759
Speaker 4: that you're saying, but putting it into a cupeon book

962
00:46:19,840 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 4: on a first date, I think that's the part that's

963
00:46:22,000 --> 00:46:22,600
Speaker 4: a little odd.

964
00:46:22,760 --> 00:46:24,399
Speaker 2: But that's why I thought it was a joke though,

965
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,239
Speaker 2: Like were you kidding? Were you being.

966
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,480
Speaker 15: Lighthearted above the aliens?

967
00:46:28,880 --> 00:46:32,080
Speaker 13: Yes, like we can have that call anytime, oh okay,

968
00:46:32,560 --> 00:46:33,160
Speaker 13: everything else.

969
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:35,279
Speaker 4: So she's just joking about the time frame when she

970
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:38,240
Speaker 4: can have the alien discussion and not just midnight anytime

971
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 4: of day.

972
00:46:38,680 --> 00:46:39,879
Speaker 2: But you are down to chopping up.

973
00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:42,080
Speaker 1: About alien It is funnier when you say aliens at

974
00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:47,080
Speaker 1: midnight for some reason delivery their time zone is okay.

975
00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:48,360
Speaker 4: Corey, does that clear it all up for you?

976
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:52,279
Speaker 9: I mean, it's it's pretty much what I thought.

977
00:46:52,520 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, you date somebody like her,

978
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 1: and maybe your mind opens up to some new ideas

979
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,560
Speaker 1: and some new experiences.

980
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,920
Speaker 13: Yeah, I can. I can open your mind and all

981
00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:03,680
Speaker 13: that good stuff.

982
00:47:03,800 --> 00:47:07,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, just going to day with me.

983
00:47:08,160 --> 00:47:10,319
Speaker 3: She's rubbing to Himmalayan salt lots right now.

984
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 9: My mind is pretty open. But I don't know, it's

985
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:18,399
Speaker 9: just a bit much. I mean, come on, what about

986
00:47:18,480 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 9: big fragrant energy guy.

987
00:47:21,760 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 14: Right b f E.

988
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:24,680
Speaker 11: Yeah.

989
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:27,920
Speaker 9: I mean if I'm not feeling it, I'm not feeling it.

990
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:29,560
Speaker 9: I'm sure, like that's true.

991
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 4: I mean, Allison, if this is how Corey feels, maybe

992
00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:35,000
Speaker 4: he's not the right guy for you. You need somebody

993
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,160
Speaker 4: that matches your same vibe, your same energy that you're

994
00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 4: looking for.

995
00:47:38,719 --> 00:47:40,600
Speaker 3: She needs to find a right sock to her left sock.

996
00:47:40,719 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 4: Jeff romantic, but I like him.

997
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:47,600
Speaker 13: And I mean, I didn't even tell you. If there's

998
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:50,239
Speaker 13: another coupon in there, that's one free awkward hug.

999
00:47:51,640 --> 00:47:54,960
Speaker 2: Awkward one O. You guys can hug and be like, no, no,

1000
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 2: that was way too good. We just to make it weird.

1001
00:47:56,840 --> 00:48:01,399
Speaker 4: I feel bad day, it's so good. You don't want

1002
00:48:01,400 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 4: to pass up that opportunity because we would pay for

1003
00:48:04,080 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 4: you two to go out on another date. If you'll

1004
00:48:06,600 --> 00:48:08,200
Speaker 4: agree to it. Just give it one chance.

1005
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:09,239
Speaker 2: Awkward kid.

1006
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:10,480
Speaker 3: Oh, it's so funny.

1007
00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 9: I actually think your host should go on a date

1008
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 9: with her because he seems really excited about a lot

1009
00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 9: of the things she's saying.

1010
00:48:18,920 --> 00:48:20,040
Speaker 3: Triple awkward hug.

1011
00:48:20,320 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, anybody else wanted.

1012
00:48:26,960 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 4: Even though this didn't end up working out, there's not

1013
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,279
Speaker 4: going to be a second date. I do think something

1014
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 4: positive came out of this. We were able to figure

1015
00:48:33,719 --> 00:48:36,560
Speaker 4: out that you're two different people after two different things,

1016
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 4: and that's okay.

1017
00:48:37,800 --> 00:48:40,799
Speaker 13: Yeah. Can I just say, like Corey, you can't use

1018
00:48:40,880 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 13: that coupon book with anyone else.

1019
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:42,960
Speaker 9: It only works with me.

1020
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: Oh, she's gonna get jealous.

1021
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 9: I think that's the deal.

1022
00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:50,560
Speaker 3: He's already thrown out the book.

1023
00:48:52,640 --> 00:48:56,200
Speaker 4: Working Jeffrey in the morning. Honestly, I don't know why

1024
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:59,479
Speaker 4: she's being persecuted for being creative with her.

1025
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,560
Speaker 3: Cuban, but oh, you're on your side out.

1026
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 4: Most of the time, cubons are like one free back rub,

1027
00:49:05,080 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 4: one day of me doing chores naked in the house,

1028
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 4: and those are so old and played out. It's nice

1029
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 4: to hear someone actually put some creativity and like shake

1030
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:14,560
Speaker 4: it up a little bit.

1031
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:16,960
Speaker 3: Dude. I want to do the sock one, like, when

1032
00:49:17,200 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 3: when do we do the sock segment? Let her on

1033
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:20,680
Speaker 3: and just let her go.

1034
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:24,000
Speaker 4: That would be fun. But of course, you know us men,

1035
00:49:24,600 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 4: we don't like new ideas or creative shakeups to our

1036
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 4: normal routine. We're simple creatures who like the same old

1037
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:34,439
Speaker 4: crap over and over and over forever till we're dead.

1038
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 2: Thank you.

1039
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,640
Speaker 1: Somehow someone's gonna say, Brook, why are you saying such

1040
00:49:38,760 --> 00:49:39,759
Speaker 1: mean things about men?

1041
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:45,919
Speaker 4: Yeah, jeff that's me. I hate us and you can hate.

1042
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:48,839
Speaker 4: Listen to us online wherever you get your podcasts, they're

1043
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,000
Speaker 4: up at Brook and Jeffrey. Or if you ever need

1044
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 4: help with your dating life, email the show. We'll call

1045
00:49:53,360 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 4: that person who's not calling you.

1046
00:49:54,760 --> 00:49:57,320
Speaker 6: Back Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1047
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 4: When you think of the biggest events in global sports,

1048
00:50:03,080 --> 00:50:04,480
Speaker 4: there's the Super Bowl.

1049
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 3: Oh for sure, the Olympics, yes.

1050
00:50:07,120 --> 00:50:12,200
Speaker 4: The Puppy Bowl, and of course Brooks kids softball game

1051
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,920
Speaker 4: where she flashed the fourteen year old umpire and made

1052
00:50:14,960 --> 00:50:16,239
Speaker 4: two other children cry.

1053
00:50:18,520 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 3: Was on our side.

1054
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 2: That was a celebration.

1055
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 4: Nobody blames her for that. But somewhere in that mix

1056
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:30,080
Speaker 4: of sporting events is the International Soccer Championships, where people

1057
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 4: from all over the world came to watch their favorite

1058
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:35,319
Speaker 4: teams battle it out on the pitch. And that's why

1059
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 4: we had to send Jose and Alexis to the stadium

1060
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 4: so they could ask the fans, what you doing at

1061
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,440
Speaker 4: the International Soccer Championship.

1062
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:44,640
Speaker 3: I am willing to take my top off there too,

1063
00:50:44,760 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 3: if a ref needs it. I'm saying, he's so.

1064
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 4: Generous, but we're gonna play the audio. It's coming up

1065
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 4: right after this picture, a massive stadium packed with thousands

1066
00:50:59,239 --> 00:51:04,960
Speaker 4: of screaming fans, shirts off, faces painted voo Boozella's Voo

1067
00:51:05,000 --> 00:51:08,360
Speaker 4: boo zellaing. And I know what you're thinking, but no,

1068
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 4: it's not what you're doing at Senior Center water aerobics.

1069
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:18,960
Speaker 4: It's what you're doing at the International Soccer Championship, where

1070
00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,879
Speaker 4: soccer lovers from all over the globe came to watch

1071
00:51:21,960 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 4: their favorite teams play for hours and score maybe one,

1072
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:31,280
Speaker 4: possibly two goals if it's a really exciting.

1073
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:34,879
Speaker 2: Excuse me, it's a ninety minute match, hours like an.

1074
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:35,239
Speaker 14: Hour and a half.

1075
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:36,400
Speaker 4: I'm including halftime.

1076
00:51:36,520 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 2: Oh that's true.

1077
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:40,000
Speaker 4: You will definitely see a flop and a grown man

1078
00:51:40,080 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 4: pretend to cry every three minutes, so that's something. And

1079
00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:46,280
Speaker 4: with that type of high octane action, plus an international

1080
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:49,600
Speaker 4: championship on the line, we have that's important. We had

1081
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:51,800
Speaker 4: to send Jose and Alexis down to the stadium to

1082
00:51:51,920 --> 00:51:56,240
Speaker 4: ask the passionate global soccer fans a simple but powerful question,

1083
00:51:56,920 --> 00:51:57,680
Speaker 4: what you're doing here?

1084
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,840
Speaker 7: What you're doing at the International Soccer Championships?

1085
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:03,400
Speaker 8: Just here to watch some of the Argentine players.

1086
00:52:03,440 --> 00:52:04,879
Speaker 11: You know, Cleonavas the boy.

1087
00:52:05,480 --> 00:52:06,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, from Argentina.

1088
00:52:06,680 --> 00:52:10,479
Speaker 4: So you're from Argentina. I live here? You live here? Okay?

1089
00:52:10,480 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 2: Because I was gonna call you out, like.

1090
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 4: What are you a fan?

1091
00:52:13,280 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 2: But you're like from there?

1092
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:14,799
Speaker 8: Ye?

1093
00:52:15,400 --> 00:52:18,080
Speaker 7: Okay, So let me put a scenario then, let me

1094
00:52:18,200 --> 00:52:20,880
Speaker 7: let me throw a conflict at you. Let's say your

1095
00:52:20,920 --> 00:52:22,160
Speaker 7: cousin's wedding was today.

1096
00:52:23,400 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 8: I'll go to the game to the That's good because

1097
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:26,040
Speaker 8: it's is your cousin.

1098
00:52:26,800 --> 00:52:32,319
Speaker 4: Now, let's say cousins funeral. Oh, that's a hard one.

1099
00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:32,920
Speaker 2: It's harder.

1100
00:52:32,960 --> 00:52:35,839
Speaker 4: I'll let you think about it. I'll go to the game, okay, okay,

1101
00:52:36,040 --> 00:52:37,480
Speaker 4: one last one, because.

1102
00:52:37,239 --> 00:52:42,040
Speaker 7: This is an International Soccer championship. Your child is being born.

1103
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 8: I'll name them after a player, but I'll go to

1104
00:52:44,280 --> 00:52:44,520
Speaker 8: the game.

1105
00:52:46,560 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 4: Okay, one more there's a zombie apocalypse and the walking

1106
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 4: Dead are bearing down on you. Do you get in

1107
00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:52,319
Speaker 4: the helicoptery?

1108
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 2: Do you stay and watch the game?

1109
00:52:57,920 --> 00:52:58,640
Speaker 3: Watch life?

1110
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:01,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I hope he doesn't actually have a

1111
00:53:01,560 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 2: daughter one day and she hears this her funeral.

1112
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,719
Speaker 1: Seemed like the easiest yes, because you always say my

1113
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: cousin wanted me to go to.

1114
00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 3: The wedding and the birth. Are not going to be

1115
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:15,200
Speaker 3: situations that anyone says that.

1116
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:20,480
Speaker 5: What you're doing at the International Soccer Championships. I'm down

1117
00:53:20,520 --> 00:53:23,120
Speaker 5: here with my family, just enjoying the game for Athletics

1118
00:53:23,200 --> 00:53:25,640
Speaker 5: Covid Madrids. Okay, are you a fan because you're not

1119
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 5: in any soccer gear.

1120
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,320
Speaker 11: I just came from work, so this is kind of

1121
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:31,880
Speaker 11: a chied matsy and green and bluees best I could, but.

1122
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,879
Speaker 5: Oh that's what the all green is ice you're going

1123
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 5: for a color scheme.

1124
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,160
Speaker 4: I'm trying to least someone.

1125
00:53:37,920 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 5: So despite the non jersey, you are a big fan

1126
00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:41,200
Speaker 5: of course every game.

1127
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:42,880
Speaker 19: So I have to asked, what would you say to

1128
00:53:42,920 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 19: people who say American football is better than soccer?

1129
00:53:46,960 --> 00:53:47,960
Speaker 3: American football?

1130
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:49,640
Speaker 5: Like, wait, did I say that right?

1131
00:53:49,760 --> 00:53:50,760
Speaker 3: I mean European football?

1132
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 13: Wait?

1133
00:53:52,000 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 19: No, wait, I mean now, I'm confused. Now the football

1134
00:53:55,120 --> 00:53:58,680
Speaker 19: that you throw like on the field here NFL? Okay soccer?

1135
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 19: Wait no, let's start over.

1136
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:03,520
Speaker 5: What's better football or soccer soccer?

1137
00:54:08,920 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 4: I don't know what happened after that, Alexis, you should

1138
00:54:11,600 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 4: win the Edward R. Murrow Award for Excellence in Reporting.

1139
00:54:14,560 --> 00:54:16,839
Speaker 4: That was just the class you can get.

1140
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:18,280
Speaker 3: It is not her fault.

1141
00:54:18,440 --> 00:54:22,120
Speaker 1: There is no way football should be called football American football.

1142
00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 3: Because you don't use your feet except to kick the.

1143
00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 4: Ball through the field goals to start the game.

1144
00:54:29,480 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 3: Like two people that use their feet like that's not

1145
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 3: even they shouldn't count.

1146
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:34,680
Speaker 12: I think the real trick we learned is all you

1147
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,480
Speaker 12: got to do is ask Alexis a question back after

1148
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:38,359
Speaker 12: she asked you a question.

1149
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:40,880
Speaker 4: Yeah, and bow will break Alexi.

1150
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:42,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I loved it.

1151
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:46,080
Speaker 4: It's what you're doing at the International Soccer Championships, where

1152
00:54:46,120 --> 00:54:48,280
Speaker 4: Jose and Alexis were down at the stadium right before

1153
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,920
Speaker 4: first whistle to ask the fans a simple question.

1154
00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 7: What you're doing at the International Soccer Championships.

1155
00:54:55,280 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 8: I'm here to watch my team. Let's go Madre to win.

1156
00:54:58,880 --> 00:55:00,879
Speaker 7: Now, Bro, I'm looking you up and down and you're

1157
00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,680
Speaker 7: wearing like a flower hoodie.

1158
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:03,479
Speaker 2: Bro, where's your.

1159
00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:06,680
Speaker 8: Jersey at I left it at home because it's dirty.

1160
00:55:06,920 --> 00:55:09,040
Speaker 8: Wait a minute, hold hold up, I thought you're supposed.

1161
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 4: To still wear it if it's dirty.

1162
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,000
Speaker 8: Brough, You're gonna look clean for your team, but you're

1163
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:14,520
Speaker 8: not gonna look dirty for the other team. Okay, I

1164
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,400
Speaker 8: like that, all right?

1165
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:17,960
Speaker 7: So what do you have to say about your homeboy

1166
00:55:18,040 --> 00:55:20,760
Speaker 7: here wearing the other team's jersey and gray sweats.

1167
00:55:20,960 --> 00:55:23,160
Speaker 8: He looks like a homeless and he doesn't belonging.

1168
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,319
Speaker 7: Your friend just told you you look homeless and don't

1169
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:26,960
Speaker 7: belong What do you have to say back to him? Bro?

1170
00:55:27,960 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 8: Your eyebrow sons.

1171
00:55:32,000 --> 00:55:32,879
Speaker 5: Not as easy to change.

1172
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:33,759
Speaker 3: The eyebrow.

1173
00:55:35,239 --> 00:55:35,840
Speaker 7: Got dark.

1174
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,000
Speaker 4: I hope friendship survived.

1175
00:55:39,640 --> 00:55:42,720
Speaker 2: Call me homeless all you don't you talk about my eyebrow.

1176
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,919
Speaker 1: That man's gonna have an eyebrow complex for the next

1177
00:55:45,120 --> 00:55:46,800
Speaker 1: two decades, not evenly.

1178
00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:48,120
Speaker 2: I bet they didn't even go to the game.

1179
00:55:48,239 --> 00:55:50,080
Speaker 4: No, he went right to the salon and got a

1180
00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:53,160
Speaker 4: micro bload. Fix that right up? Good lord?

1181
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 5: What you doing at the International Soccer Championship?

1182
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 4: Dude, we got this.

1183
00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,560
Speaker 5: You're really confident.

1184
00:56:00,120 --> 00:56:02,879
Speaker 4: We're gonna get killed. We're gonna get killed, but you've

1185
00:56:02,880 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 4: got it going hot.

1186
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,319
Speaker 5: Okay, so you're already planning on your own team getting killed.

1187
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,560
Speaker 4: We're done, we're done. But listen, what if we show up?

1188
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:12,040
Speaker 4: What if we keep it under five? Let's keep it

1189
00:56:12,120 --> 00:56:12,520
Speaker 4: under five.

1190
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:14,440
Speaker 5: Okay, that's what will make you happy today?

1191
00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:15,880
Speaker 4: That a few cocktails?

1192
00:56:16,080 --> 00:56:18,160
Speaker 3: Okay, what's the.

1193
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 5: Point in coming if you know your team is gonna lose?

1194
00:56:20,239 --> 00:56:22,319
Speaker 4: There's hope. What if we pull it off? Shock the world.

1195
00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,600
Speaker 4: Let's shock the world.

1196
00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,480
Speaker 5: But you just said the team is done.

1197
00:56:25,520 --> 00:56:27,919
Speaker 4: You're gonna know you you're putting words in my mouth.

1198
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:29,399
Speaker 3: Can we run the tape?

1199
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:32,680
Speaker 8: A We're gonna get killed.

1200
00:56:34,719 --> 00:56:35,040
Speaker 10: Again?

1201
00:56:36,000 --> 00:56:37,239
Speaker 3: The man is all over the place.

1202
00:56:37,280 --> 00:56:39,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, tell me you've been drinking all day without saying

1203
00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:40,799
Speaker 4: I've been drinking all day.

1204
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,120
Speaker 3: Really, tell me you're the worst hype man ever.

1205
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:46,319
Speaker 8: My team is coming out.

1206
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:49,120
Speaker 3: That's the thing. You can't be honest.

1207
00:56:49,480 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, I did like Alexis's question, what's the point of

1208
00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,960
Speaker 4: going if you know your team's gonna lose? It's the

1209
00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:58,319
Speaker 4: motto of the Jets and drink.

1210
00:56:59,000 --> 00:57:02,800
Speaker 3: I did forget there was hot. Four men there always.

1211
00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:05,440
Speaker 4: That's what you're doing at the International Soccer.

1212
00:57:05,239 --> 00:57:07,880
Speaker 6: Championships Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

1213
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,400
Speaker 4: You ever know you're about to sail straight into a

1214
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:25,080
Speaker 4: disaster and you go screw it full speed ahead, And

1215
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:27,560
Speaker 4: that might be the case today with our listener Tara,

1216
00:57:27,800 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 4: who is zero to four against Brooke, never won, she's

1217
00:57:32,600 --> 00:57:33,919
Speaker 4: not sure she ever will.

1218
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:35,280
Speaker 9: What's your last name?

1219
00:57:35,360 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 7: Bull?

1220
00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: Terrible?

1221
00:57:38,880 --> 00:57:47,040
Speaker 3: It was actually good. I mean it was really good, Hybro,

1222
00:57:47,200 --> 00:57:47,880
Speaker 3: But I liked it.

1223
00:57:48,080 --> 00:57:51,439
Speaker 4: That's the thing. Tara's calling in again, saying, I don't care.

1224
00:57:51,560 --> 00:57:54,480
Speaker 4: I'm plowing straight into this iceberg and I'm gonna take

1225
00:57:54,560 --> 00:57:57,800
Speaker 4: everyone down with me because she just retired and has

1226
00:57:57,920 --> 00:58:01,480
Speaker 4: nothing to lose. So welcome back to the show. How

1227
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:02,400
Speaker 4: we feel in today?

1228
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:04,480
Speaker 9: Good good. I just thought if I lose, I'm a

1229
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 9: winner anyways, because I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

1230
00:58:08,800 --> 00:58:09,520
Speaker 3: Way to rub it in.

1231
00:58:09,920 --> 00:58:13,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, no regrets in Terra's life. Let's send Brook out

1232
00:58:13,240 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 4: of the studio so we can get to the game.

1233
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:17,280
Speaker 4: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1234
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 4: If you don't know when, you could say pass. But

1235
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:20,280
Speaker 4: you have to beat her out right if you want

1236
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,160
Speaker 4: to win. Are you ready?

1237
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:22,160
Speaker 9: I'm ready?

1238
00:58:22,240 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 4: Good luck? Your time starts now today is National Pink Day?

1239
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,920
Speaker 4: And did you know flamingos aren't born pink? What color

1240
00:58:28,960 --> 00:58:33,440
Speaker 4: are they as babies? When referring to it? Blt a sandwich?

1241
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:37,400
Speaker 4: What does the A stand for in Super Mario World?

1242
00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,960
Speaker 4: What's the name of his small friend with a mushroom head?

1243
00:58:41,960 --> 00:58:44,880
Speaker 4: What famous food product is known as Milk's Favorite cookie?

1244
00:58:46,880 --> 00:58:49,600
Speaker 4: What type of fish inflates itself with air as a

1245
00:58:49,680 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 4: defense mechanism. What is the name of molten rock before

1246
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:59,080
Speaker 4: it erupts from a volcano? Okay, can we get the

1247
00:58:59,440 --> 00:59:01,440
Speaker 4: answer one more time? Your phone was breaking up to

1248
00:59:01,520 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 4: the fish that inflates itself with air?

1249
00:59:03,680 --> 00:59:03,919
Speaker 15: Fish?

1250
00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you for clarifying that. Now Brooke is going

1251
00:59:07,360 --> 00:59:10,959
Speaker 4: to come back into the studio here. And like I said,

1252
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:15,440
Speaker 4: Tara is retired. She just retired from delivery work. And

1253
00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:18,480
Speaker 4: now she says, all that she does in her retirement

1254
00:59:18,640 --> 00:59:25,400
Speaker 4: is dinners, dancing and vacations. Sounds horrible delivery now, I

1255
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,720
Speaker 4: bet you wish you were back into packaging viz Now

1256
00:59:27,840 --> 00:59:28,160
Speaker 4: after that?

1257
00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:32,200
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, every day, that's so awesome.

1258
00:59:32,440 --> 00:59:33,520
Speaker 4: Were you hoping to travel to.

1259
00:59:34,360 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 9: Our our next hopefully Cabo Fun.

1260
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:40,280
Speaker 1: There's a restaurant outside of Cabo called Flora Farms.

1261
00:59:40,320 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 3: You should mark it down.

1262
00:59:41,360 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 9: Go there, Flora Farm.

1263
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,000
Speaker 3: You have to kind of drive past.

1264
00:59:44,760 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: An old, kind of abandoned maybe some medplant I'm not

1265
00:59:49,880 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: quite sure.

1266
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 3: But it's beautiful.

1267
00:59:51,280 --> 00:59:53,600
Speaker 4: Once you get there, once you bribe the cartel three

1268
00:59:53,680 --> 00:59:56,040
Speaker 4: hundred dollars to let you through the gate, it's gonna

1269
00:59:56,040 --> 00:59:56,960
Speaker 4: be a good times.

1270
00:59:57,160 --> 00:59:58,520
Speaker 2: Take the bags off over your head.

1271
00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,200
Speaker 4: It's so pretty.

1272
00:59:59,720 --> 01:00:01,080
Speaker 3: Look at up, look it up. You'll love it.

1273
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:04,920
Speaker 4: We're jealous, all right, Sarah, you sit t Brooke. It's

1274
01:00:04,960 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 4: your turn. Are you ready?

1275
01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 10: Yeah?

1276
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:09,680
Speaker 4: Your time starts now. Today is National Pink Day. And

1277
01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:12,880
Speaker 4: did you know flamingos aren't born pink? What color are they?

1278
01:00:12,920 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 4: As babies?

1279
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:13,720
Speaker 9: White?

1280
01:00:14,200 --> 01:00:16,840
Speaker 4: When referring to a b lt A sandwich? What does

1281
01:00:16,920 --> 01:00:20,800
Speaker 4: the acevocado in Super Mario World? What's the name of

1282
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 4: his small friend with a mushroom head?

1283
01:00:23,040 --> 01:00:23,240
Speaker 6: Oh?

1284
01:00:24,560 --> 01:00:27,040
Speaker 3: My god, what's his name? Shrew me me, I can't remember.

1285
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,520
Speaker 4: What famous food product is known as Milk's favorite cookie

1286
01:00:31,000 --> 01:00:31,560
Speaker 4: chocolate chip?

1287
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 10: Oh?

1288
01:00:31,800 --> 01:00:32,120
Speaker 3: Oriole?

1289
01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,160
Speaker 4: What type of fish inflates itself with air as a

1290
01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:45,400
Speaker 4: defense mechanisms? Okay, yeah, sorry, excited about it too, But

1291
01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:47,280
Speaker 4: let's go to the scoreboard to see you bol did

1292
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,600
Speaker 4: with Jose. Surely you can't be serious. I am serious,

1293
01:00:51,040 --> 01:00:52,360
Speaker 4: and don't call me Shirley.

1294
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:55,840
Speaker 2: Tarah. You got to correct today.

1295
01:00:57,480 --> 01:01:00,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, not terrible, but you're already winner.

1296
01:01:00,360 --> 01:01:04,480
Speaker 2: Remember Brook you got three.

1297
01:01:04,480 --> 01:01:08,360
Speaker 4: Cars oh and five all.

1298
01:01:08,320 --> 01:01:11,000
Speaker 3: Time, Terra, I just remember his name.

1299
01:01:11,640 --> 01:01:11,920
Speaker 2: Toad.

1300
01:01:14,000 --> 01:01:15,920
Speaker 4: Let's go over the answers for every but it's National

1301
01:01:16,040 --> 01:01:19,360
Speaker 4: Pink Day. Flamingos aren't born pink as babies. They have

1302
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:23,560
Speaker 4: gray feathers. They turned pink over time from eating all

1303
01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 4: the shrimp and algae. Actually, when referring to a B

1304
01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:29,920
Speaker 4: L T a sandwich, the A stands for avocado. In

1305
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:32,919
Speaker 4: Super Mario world, his small friend with a mushroom head

1306
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,880
Speaker 4: was toad or toad stool would have also been accepted.

1307
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:39,160
Speaker 4: The famous food product known as Milk's Favorite cookie is oreo.

1308
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:42,440
Speaker 4: The fish that inflates itself with eras a defense mechanism

1309
01:01:42,600 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 4: is called a puffer fish. Oh, I don't know what

1310
01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:53,720
Speaker 4: type of blowfish that I must be a nickname audi.

1311
01:01:54,440 --> 01:01:57,240
Speaker 4: And the molten rock before it erupts out of a

1312
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 4: volcano is called magma. Once it comes out, then it

1313
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:02,600
Speaker 4: is considered lava.

1314
01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:06,960
Speaker 3: They even sing about blowfish and the Little Mermaid and blowfish.

1315
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:10,200
Speaker 4: Blow Yeah, no, no, you don't have to get X

1316
01:02:10,280 --> 01:02:13,920
Speaker 4: rated on us. Brook. It's fine now, Tara. It was

1317
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,160
Speaker 4: not enough to beat Brooke today. But just for playing,

1318
01:02:16,600 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 4: we are giving you two tickets to see the Mariners

1319
01:02:19,880 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 4: take on the Kansas City Royals on July third at

1320
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:24,080
Speaker 4: T Mobile Park.

1321
01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:29,400
Speaker 9: Awesome, thank you, yeah, all.

1322
01:02:29,320 --> 01:02:34,439
Speaker 3: Right, Well, enjoy retirement. It sounds dreamy. Are you worried

1323
01:02:34,440 --> 01:02:35,280
Speaker 3: about getting bored?

1324
01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:39,919
Speaker 4: Nope, yep, Hey Tara, you're awesome. Come back and play

1325
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:42,000
Speaker 4: again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Block the same time

1326
01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:44,480
Speaker 6: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.