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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame. Morning, good afternoon. This is Lenette.

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Speaker 1: How can I help you? Hi, Lenette, my name is

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins. We've never met before. I'm actually in the

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Speaker 1: corporate office in human resources. How are you? Oh? Hi? Yeah? Good?

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Speaker 1: How are you? I'm not too bad? Thank you for asking. Listen,

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Speaker 1: do you have a moment I need to speak with

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Speaker 1: you about something? Of course, absolutely, you're not firing me

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Speaker 1: or anything, as long as that's not happening. Like I said,

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Speaker 1: I need to talk to you for just a minute, okay,

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Speaker 1: because I need to get some information from you about

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Speaker 1: a situation that happened recently. Okay, alright, so great, Thank

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Speaker 1: you for being agreeable with that. Um, I need to

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Speaker 1: talk to you about the lunch situation that's going on

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Speaker 1: with you. You know what I'm talking about. I'm not

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Speaker 1: one hundred percent sure. I think you have to clarify.

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Speaker 1: For one, I'm talking about the fact that, well, there's

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Speaker 1: been somebody who's been stealing people's lunches in your building.

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Speaker 1: And do you know anything about this? Yeah? I already

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Speaker 1: know that you do, because I'm asking the question even

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Speaker 1: though I already knew that you do. So really don't

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Speaker 1: need an answer that question. I know that you know

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Speaker 1: about this. Wait, I'm sorry, I need some clarification here.

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Speaker 1: Are you insinuating that I had something to do with that,

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Speaker 1: because I've had my lunch too in a few times actually,

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Speaker 1: and I'm really upset about it. So yeah, I know

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Speaker 1: you are very upset about your lunch being stolen, so

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Speaker 1: much so that you decided to commit murder. Okay, what

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Speaker 1: are you talking about? Well, not murder, but almost murder. Okay,

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Speaker 1: You've completely lost me now, I don't understand what you're

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Speaker 1: talking about. It. You know, we here at corporation we

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Speaker 1: take our employee safety very seriously. We like our employees

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Speaker 1: to be able to come into work and feel like

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Speaker 1: they're not going to be poisoned by a coworker. Absolutely. Well,

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Speaker 1: what are you talking poisoning? You had your lunch stolen

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Speaker 1: and you plotted your revenge, and now Ted from Sales

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Speaker 1: is in the hospital. From Sales is in the hospital.

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Speaker 1: What are you talking about? What's wrong with him? What

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Speaker 1: happened to him? Okay, come on, I wasn't born yesterday,

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Speaker 1: all right, I've been in HR for a long time.

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Speaker 1: This isn't the first attempted murder. I've seen what attention

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Speaker 1: to murder. Okay, what are you talking about. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about the fact that you planted peanuts in your lunch

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Speaker 1: and you knew that Ted was allergic to peanuts, So

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Speaker 1: you put peanuts in your lunch knowing that he was

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Speaker 1: the one taking lunches, and then when he stole yours,

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Speaker 1: he would eat it and then you would go into

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Speaker 1: shock and die from his peanut allergy. You knew that.

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Speaker 1: So you're trying to insinuate that I tried to kill

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Speaker 1: my own coworker for stealing a lunch, that I tried

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Speaker 1: to kill him. Oh okay, you know what. You're obviously

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Speaker 1: out of control and a risk. So I'm going to

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Speaker 1: call the police right now and have you removed from

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Speaker 1: the building and also arrested for attempted murder because I

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Speaker 1: can't do this anymore. You're obviously out of control, and

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Speaker 1: I'm scared you stay and you talk to me. This

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Speaker 1: is ridiculous. Okay, now right down, you come right down

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Speaker 1: to my office right now. You have a face to

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Speaker 1: face conversation with me. I want to meet this person.

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Speaker 1: I can't do that. I'm scared now. I'm scared now

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna show If I show up to

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Speaker 1: your office, I know I'm gonna be stabbed with a

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Speaker 1: letter opener. I'm not going to do that. I've been

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Speaker 1: I've been in this job a long time. I've been

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Speaker 1: stabbed with a letter opener five times. What is going on? Oh,

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Speaker 1: it's a prank phone call, That's what it is. It's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call from hr No. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your co worker, Ted sat you up? We

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Speaker 1: are you? Are you serious? Yes? He said that somebody's

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Speaker 1: been stealing your lunch. You want to meet him, mess

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Speaker 1: with you? Oh my god, Ted, I'm gonna kill him

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Speaker 1: for real. I'm gonna kill him. Wake up every morning

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Speaker 1: with Jewil phone pranks, we say mornings on the twenties,