WEBVTT - Second Date Update PODCAST: Mistaken For Mom

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<v Speaker 1>Rooking jewels second day. One of the things that I

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<v Speaker 1>always find interesting when doing these second date updates and

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<v Speaker 1>reading the emails that we get in is why people

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<v Speaker 1>liked somebody. And Tim is on the phone today to

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<v Speaker 1>do a second day update. He went out with a

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<v Speaker 1>girl named Nicole, and he described in his email the

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<v Speaker 1>reason that he likes her. He said he met her

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<v Speaker 1>on tender and she was quote pretty, but she had

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<v Speaker 1>silly photos, so he liked her, And then he listed

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<v Speaker 1>the photos. He said, one photo she was riding a

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<v Speaker 1>mechanical bull with a cowboy boot over her head, and

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<v Speaker 1>in another photo she was wearing a squirrel costume climbing

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<v Speaker 1>a tree. I want to hang out with she sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like a fun time, Tim, how are you hey? I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you doing good? So tell us about the

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<v Speaker 1>whacky Nicole. I mean, like the best part about that

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<v Speaker 1>squirrel photo is that you could tell like she hired

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<v Speaker 1>a photographer, Like it was like a pretty serious so

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<v Speaker 1>she did. She did glamour shots in her squirrel photo.

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<v Speaker 1>It was I was just like, okay, Like she's pretty,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's cool, you know what I mean. Yeah, And

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<v Speaker 1>obviously you guys went out you hit her up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like you know, we like matched up, and

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<v Speaker 1>we figured we'd hit the town and she was just like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, take me where you like to go, like

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<v Speaker 1>what like she wanted to get that feeling for like

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<v Speaker 1>what I like to do. So I really like Chinese food.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like my thing, and I got my

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<v Speaker 1>spot that I go to. It's pretty authentic. So we

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<v Speaker 1>rolled down there and ordered appetizers and like, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>we're hitting it off, but then the appetizers come and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like one of those authentic places. So they had

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<v Speaker 1>the chopsticks in front of us, and that was it,

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<v Speaker 1>and she kind of like looks at everything and kind

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<v Speaker 1>of freezes and she looks at me like she guys,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never used chopsticks before whatever, Like ever, really I

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<v Speaker 1>know people who have never used chopsticks before. Really that

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<v Speaker 1>is so weird to me. The thing is, it was fine,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, like I was like, okay, like I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>you a fork, don't worry about it, like that's fine.

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<v Speaker 1>But she was like, no, I'm gonna try and use these,

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<v Speaker 1>which was cute, and like I got to show or

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<v Speaker 1>you know, my teacher, and that was kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, you got to go behind her and put

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<v Speaker 1>your arms around her, sort of like you're a pervy

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<v Speaker 1>tennis coach given a tennis slashing, but with chopsticks. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't that forward, but it was kind of close. Good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad, I'm glad you stayed in your seat for

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<v Speaker 1>the lesson. But the thing is is that, like I

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<v Speaker 1>gotta give her credit, Like she was like really trying,

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<v Speaker 1>but like she had this like dumpling and she just

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get it on the chop sticks. Do you think

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<v Speaker 1>that she was embarrassed? I think so, but I gotta

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<v Speaker 1>give her credit. She would not give it up, you know. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it got to a point where she was just like

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<v Speaker 1>I think she kind of had enough of it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know what, we'll just bail and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll just go to the movie. Like it's no big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I wasn't super hungry anyway, It's like it's cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So he actually didn't eat your meal because she couldn't

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<v Speaker 1>use chopsticks. Oh yeah, I just kind of like brought

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<v Speaker 1>it up. I was like, hey, like we do just

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<v Speaker 1>go and then she just like lit up like a

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas tree, and I was just like, yeah, let's go Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean she sounded cool up until that point. That

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<v Speaker 1>sounds kind of extreme to me, like you bail in

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<v Speaker 1>a whole dinner because he refused to just ask for

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<v Speaker 1>a fork. No, I mean, like you didn't see what

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<v Speaker 1>happened there. I mean it was kind of the next

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<v Speaker 1>logical leap was to just get out of there, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>And so you said you went to the movies after,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah. And once we got in the car

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<v Speaker 1>and like we were out of the restaurant, like she

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<v Speaker 1>kind of started to like loosing back up again and

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<v Speaker 1>we were just like, you know, going back and forth

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<v Speaker 1>and laughing like she I think she had kind of

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<v Speaker 1>gotten the whole incident out of her system a little bit,

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<v Speaker 1>right and on out to the movie theater. Okay. I

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<v Speaker 1>was worried something like that would like actually ruin the

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<v Speaker 1>momentum of your date, but it doesn't sound like it. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I was even kind of proud of myself because I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, cool, we pulled out of a tailspin, straight

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<v Speaker 1>in the airplane, back out, flying full speed ahead. How

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<v Speaker 1>did the rest of the date go at the movies? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we got in the movie theater, got the tickets, no

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<v Speaker 1>big deal, and then I really had to go to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom, and I was like, hey, like I planned

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<v Speaker 1>the date, it's on me. So I hand her twenty bucks,

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<v Speaker 1>get whatever snacks you want, like, here's the cash, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back. Yeah. So we get to the seats

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like really quiet, and I started thinking. I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, you know, like I don't I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>how much like you know, popcorn et sodas are. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know if they praised the prices on those or anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe the twenty dollars wasn't enough. Oh yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>she had to use her own money, because I think

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<v Speaker 1>that is about two thousand dollars for all that. But

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, hey, like you know, if that

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't enough money, like I can give you more money,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like no, it's fine. But then like

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say anything after that, and I was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's the only thing you could think of

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<v Speaker 1>that she'd be upset about, is that you shorted her

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<v Speaker 1>a couple bucks. I mean, maybe maybe she was still

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<v Speaker 1>upset about like the Chinese food thing from earlier, but

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<v Speaker 1>like we I thought we'd moved past that. But I

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<v Speaker 1>was just honestly that was the only thing I could

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<v Speaker 1>think of at the moment. So the movie started and

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't talk for a couple of hours, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was very clear there was a tension there. And then

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<v Speaker 1>the movie's over and she was like, you know what,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna catch an uber home and that was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of the end of it. Wow. So she didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even let you drive her home. No, Like, we had

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<v Speaker 1>an awkward hug there for a minute, but I mean

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<v Speaker 1>past that, I mean she was just kind of out

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<v Speaker 1>of there. I wonder what could have gone wrong. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I honestly don't know, Like it turned on a dime,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know if it was my assault or what. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>and if she was already starting to stew about something

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<v Speaker 1>before a movie started, that's probably all she thought about

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<v Speaker 1>for the next three hours. And you did nothing because

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<v Speaker 1>you're not talking to make her be like, oh, actually

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<v Speaker 1>I can still like him. Yeah, I don't know, But

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I emailed you, guys, because somebody's got to

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<v Speaker 1>figure this out because it's been driving me crazy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call

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<v Speaker 1>her and get your second date update. All right? Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, man, hang on looking jubil in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>right in the middle of a second date update and

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<v Speaker 1>if you're just joining us. Tim is on the phone today.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to call a girl named Nicole. They met

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<v Speaker 1>off a Tinder, had kind of an awkward moment when

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<v Speaker 1>they went out for Chinese food and she didn't know

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<v Speaker 1>how to use opsticks, but they got over that and

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<v Speaker 1>made it to the movies, and then at a certain point,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, her mood changed and she became quiet and

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<v Speaker 1>then sort of into things after the movie. And after

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about it, Tim, I think I know what went wrong. Really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think I figured it out. This has happened to

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<v Speaker 1>me a lot. I've been burned by this so many times.

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<v Speaker 1>I bet that after the movie started she realized you

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<v Speaker 1>took her to a PG thirteen movie, and maybe her

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<v Speaker 1>parents don't let her see that yet. I'm not I

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<v Speaker 1>tend to date girls that are younger than I am.

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<v Speaker 1>If this has burned me so many times, they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only allowed to SEEPG and this is PG thirteen.

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<v Speaker 1>You were sick. Do you think maybe that did it?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm pretty sure she's older than thirteen. Dude, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't check ID on my days anything, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to be sure because I know that's

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<v Speaker 1>it's happened to me in the past. Man, it's always

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<v Speaker 1>an awkward thing. Anyway. Yeah, Tim can't figure out why

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<v Speaker 1>she's not wanting to go out with him again, So

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<v Speaker 1>we're about to call her and find out why. And

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<v Speaker 1>if she was honestly upset that you gave her a

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<v Speaker 1>twenty and she needed more for the food at the

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<v Speaker 1>concession stand, do you really want to talk to her

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<v Speaker 1>again because that seems we're so petty. I mean no,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, if she's gonna get upset about that a

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<v Speaker 1>little money, then I don't think it's gonna work out.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean I don't think that's it. But I

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't think of anything else in the moment, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus she probably gets an allowance anyway. I'm not even

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<v Speaker 1>thinking about that. All right, I'm gonna dial her phone

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<v Speaker 1>of her right now? Okay? Sure, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking for Nicole. Um. This is Nicole. Hey, Nicole,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you? My name is Jew Bill from brook

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<v Speaker 1>and Jew Bil in the morning. Um. Okay, what is that?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a radio show? Are you telling something? No? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I am, but we can talk about that later. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you for something else. Okay, this is a joke. No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a joke. I hear people laughing. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>would be Jose. I'm calling you because one of our

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<v Speaker 1>listeners sent us an email about you. Okay, this seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a prank or something. It's not a prank. I

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<v Speaker 1>promise you. Actually, the guy who emailed us speaks very

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<v Speaker 1>highly of you. His name is Tim. Tim Who Tim?

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<v Speaker 1>He's a guy that you met off of Tender and

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<v Speaker 1>you went on a dinner in a movie date. Oh okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>why did he email you about me? Because we do

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<v Speaker 1>a segment on our show called the Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 1>So Tim is wondering why you're kind of giving him

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<v Speaker 1>the cold shoulder. This is a weird thing. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>he called you. Why wouldn't he just call me? I

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<v Speaker 1>guess he's been trying to call you, but every single

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<v Speaker 1>time he texts you or tries to get ahold of you,

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<v Speaker 1>just tell him that you're busy. But why call a

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<v Speaker 1>radio station because hopefully we can be a little more

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<v Speaker 1>persuasive and find out the answer. Since you won't really

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<v Speaker 1>talk to him. He's totally in the dark on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>He has no idea what we're so wrong? Well, he

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't know nothing he did. It's not his fault. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>if it's not his fault, then can you tell us

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<v Speaker 1>what went wrong? Why don't I just tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>he told us about the date? He said that, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys went out for Chinese food and there was sort

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<v Speaker 1>of an awkward moment because you don't know how to

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<v Speaker 1>use chopsticks. Yeah, that happened. Did that bother you a lot?

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<v Speaker 1>It sounded like it might have been kind of embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 1>It was totally embarrassing, and I felt so stupid, But

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<v Speaker 1>he was actually really cool about it. I'm sure that

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<v Speaker 1>if I dam a few other guys, if I got

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<v Speaker 1>out and been in that situation, they would have made

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<v Speaker 1>me feel really stupid. And he was actually really nice

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<v Speaker 1>about it. I can't believe you guys like left the

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant because you couldn't use chopsticks. So, oh, I know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I was embarrassed. I just felt like I couldn't get it,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm starving, all right, So it wasn't the chopstick thing, No,

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<v Speaker 1>not at all. Right. Well, he also told us that

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<v Speaker 1>when you guys went to the movies. Like, right before

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<v Speaker 1>the movie, you got very quiet and then didn't really

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<v Speaker 1>say much the rest of the date. And then after

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<v Speaker 1>the movie you just took an uber home and didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even give him the opportunity to drive you home. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to get out of there. Yeah, it sounds

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<v Speaker 1>like it you did a good job. What happened to that?

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<v Speaker 1>If you say it's not his fault, I mean that

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like a pretty rash decision. Oh god. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're in line to get our food at the

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<v Speaker 1>concession stand, okay, And he gave me money before he

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<v Speaker 1>took off to go to the bathroom, and we were

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<v Speaker 1>like next in line, So the cashier kept looking at us.

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<v Speaker 1>I know he saw me with him. Well, by the

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<v Speaker 1>time I got to the front, I was by myself. Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So he says, are you ready? And he says, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I love. That's so sweet that you're taking your son out.

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<v Speaker 1>I wish my mom would take me to the movie.

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<v Speaker 1>Thought that your date was your kid? Yes? Wow? Wait,

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<v Speaker 1>are you like way older than him, not like like

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<v Speaker 1>five years? Did you want to slap that dude? Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, I wanted to slink away I felt like

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<v Speaker 1>throwing up. I was I was so embarrassed. I just

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<v Speaker 1>felt horrible, Like, who does that to somebody? What did

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<v Speaker 1>you say back to the concession worker. I didn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 1>He just kep going on about how he wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>end more time with his mom and he hitsed her

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<v Speaker 1>and he was loud. Okay, but I mean, but the

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<v Speaker 1>thing is, concessioncy workers at movie theaters are usually like

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen years old or sixteen or something. I mean, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>he just didn't have a good grasp on age. It

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<v Speaker 1>didn't matter. I mean, he said it, and I just

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't get it out of my mind. Very nice way

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<v Speaker 1>to start a romantic evenings. And I'm thinking other people

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<v Speaker 1>think that. I mean, do I really look that much? Oulder?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, it's just I felt stupid. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to be a cougar. That's gross. You got

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<v Speaker 1>a Cogars five years. If I were you, I would

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<v Speaker 1>have grabbed my son and made out with him in

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<v Speaker 1>front of that. You show him whose boss? I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I should. Yeah, I mean that's not really fair. Like you,

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<v Speaker 1>you blamed it on your date, you ended up not

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<v Speaker 1>calling it back, and this guy really liked you. I

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<v Speaker 1>know that it just kind of dampened the whole evening.

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<v Speaker 1>I felt stupid the chop sticks. But now i'm his

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<v Speaker 1>momicks right, So that's why you don't want to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with him again, because you're afraid that people will

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<v Speaker 1>think he's your son. Yes, Nicole, nothing brings me more

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<v Speaker 1>pleasure than to reacquoint you with your son, Tim because

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<v Speaker 1>he's actually on the other line listening and wants to

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<v Speaker 1>talk to you. Yeah. Tim, Oh my god, Nicole, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe that happened. It was just so bad. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the worse. Like I think Brooke is right though, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>like those guys, all those kids are, they're like sixteen

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<v Speaker 1>years old behind the counter, right that they can barely

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<v Speaker 1>scoop the popcorn like they don't know. I mean that's yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's nice for you to say, but I mean, pe

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<v Speaker 1>obviously someone thought that it was old enough to be

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<v Speaker 1>your mother. Yeah, but they don't know anything, Like they

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<v Speaker 1>don't know the truth. I mean, like, honestly, we had

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<v Speaker 1>a great time. We really hit it off. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>understand that I'll upset you, but like if you just

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<v Speaker 1>told me that, I would have just been like, like, don't,

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<v Speaker 1>don't even worry about it. Oh, say how sweet he is?

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<v Speaker 1>Now you sound like you're his mom. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>I mean. I'm not trying to be his mom. I

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<v Speaker 1>just said he was sweet. Yeah, but now you can't

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<v Speaker 1>say anything like that because the only visual I it

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<v Speaker 1>is a mom talking to her son. It's awful. Everybody's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna start thinking it. Yeah, but maybe you're playing the

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<v Speaker 1>wrong blame. Maybe it's not because you look old. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's because Tim, do you look super young? I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I got that baby face going on, you know when

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<v Speaker 1>I shaved. So I mean, I think it's totally on

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<v Speaker 1>me personally. I mean everyone's being so nice about it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I mean, Tim, are you think it would be

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<v Speaker 1>weird to go out? I mean, people are gonna think

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<v Speaker 1>I'm your mom. Here's the thing, Nicole, Like, whenever you're

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<v Speaker 1>seeing anybody, like they're gonna be people who have a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of things to say about a couple. But like,

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<v Speaker 1>who cares? You know what I mean? Like, that's why

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<v Speaker 1>I liked about your tender profile in the beginning, because

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<v Speaker 1>that seems like you didn't really care what people thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, honestly, I think you're great. I think we

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<v Speaker 1>had a good connection. So I think it could work

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cute. Yeah, I mean, maybe he deserves his banking, Nicole.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't know that, Nicole. Would you like to go

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<v Speaker 1>out with Tim for a second date? We will pay

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<v Speaker 1>for it. We'll give him an allowance to take you out.

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<v Speaker 1>That's horrible. Um, I mean if I mean, if he's

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<v Speaker 1>okay with, you know, dating his mother, then Tim, are

0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:52.320
<v Speaker 1>you okay with dating your mom? The weirdest question we've

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<v Speaker 1>ever asked or at a second date update. Look, Nicole,

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<v Speaker 1>it was just one kid at a movie theater saying

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<v Speaker 1>one thing. I don't think it's that big of a

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<v Speaker 1>deal as you think it is, Like, of course I

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<v Speaker 1>want to go on another date. Awesome. Well, congratulations Tim,

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<v Speaker 1>you got your second date. Yeah, no problem. You guys

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<v Speaker 1>are gonna have so much fun to Chucky Cheese, It's

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be great, Nicole. Don't let him have too much

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<v Speaker 1>root beer though, you know how he gets. Oh, that's horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Broke and jupil in the morning Texan at seven, eight,

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<v Speaker 1>five to nine too. That says, good job to that guy, Tim.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd go on a date with my mom too. Talking

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<v Speaker 1>about today's second date update in case you missed it,

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<v Speaker 1>Tim wanted to call Nicole. They went to the movies,

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<v Speaker 1>and he wasn't sure why she wasn't calling back. When

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<v Speaker 1>we got her on the phone, we found out that

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<v Speaker 1>while they were in the concessions line, he went to

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom and then the dude that was working the

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<v Speaker 1>counter said, dr Oh, that's cool to see like mothers

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<v Speaker 1>and their sons going out to the movies. So she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't want to go out with him anymore because she

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<v Speaker 1>felt awkward about the fact that she thinks she looks

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<v Speaker 1>like his mom now. But they did agree to go

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<v Speaker 1>out again, which is good. I doubt they she'll be

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<v Speaker 1>posted any pictures of them together on social media anytime soon.

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<v Speaker 1>I go, this is awkward, But if the roles were reversed,

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<v Speaker 1>if a guy looked like he was the father, he

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<v Speaker 1>would take pride right gender like, no, mister popcorn dude

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<v Speaker 1>at the movies, that's not my daughter, that's my GF.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, looks like I should have one that age, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and she calls me daddy. That's because I do for

0:16:28.600 --> 0:16:30.840
<v Speaker 1>my first wife because she's old, so I got a

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<v Speaker 1>new model. That's how we'd do it. Anyway, If you

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<v Speaker 1>want to do a second day after they remember. All

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<v Speaker 1>you have to do is email the show and we

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<v Speaker 1>will call the person who didn't call you back five