Speaker 1: Rooking jewels second day. One of the things that I
Speaker 1: always find interesting when doing these second date updates and
Speaker 1: reading the emails that we get in is why people
Speaker 1: liked somebody. And Tim is on the phone today to
Speaker 1: do a second day update. He went out with a
Speaker 1: girl named Nicole, and he described in his email the
Speaker 1: reason that he likes her. He said he met her
Speaker 1: on tender and she was quote pretty, but she had
Speaker 1: silly photos, so he liked her, And then he listed
Speaker 1: the photos. He said, one photo she was riding a
Speaker 1: mechanical bull with a cowboy boot over her head, and
Speaker 1: in another photo she was wearing a squirrel costume climbing
Speaker 1: a tree. I want to hang out with she sounds
Speaker 1: like a fun time, Tim, how are you hey? I'm good.
Speaker 1: How are you doing good? So tell us about the
Speaker 1: whacky Nicole. I mean, like the best part about that
Speaker 1: squirrel photo is that you could tell like she hired
Speaker 1: a photographer, Like it was like a pretty serious so
Speaker 1: she did. She did glamour shots in her squirrel photo.
Speaker 1: It was I was just like, okay, Like she's pretty,
Speaker 1: but she's cool, you know what I mean. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: obviously you guys went out you hit her up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like you know, we like matched up, and
Speaker 1: we figured we'd hit the town and she was just like,
Speaker 1: you know, take me where you like to go, like
Speaker 1: what like she wanted to get that feeling for like
Speaker 1: what I like to do. So I really like Chinese food.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like my thing, and I got my
Speaker 1: spot that I go to. It's pretty authentic. So we
Speaker 1: rolled down there and ordered appetizers and like, you know,
Speaker 1: we're hitting it off, but then the appetizers come and
Speaker 1: it's like one of those authentic places. So they had
Speaker 1: the chopsticks in front of us, and that was it,
Speaker 1: and she kind of like looks at everything and kind
Speaker 1: of freezes and she looks at me like she guys,
Speaker 1: I've never used chopsticks before whatever, Like ever, really I
Speaker 1: know people who have never used chopsticks before. Really that
Speaker 1: is so weird to me. The thing is, it was fine,
Speaker 1: you know, like I was like, okay, like I'll get
Speaker 1: you a fork, don't worry about it, like that's fine.
Speaker 1: But she was like, no, I'm gonna try and use these,
Speaker 1: which was cute, and like I got to show or
Speaker 1: you know, my teacher, and that was kind of fun.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you got to go behind her and put
Speaker 1: your arms around her, sort of like you're a pervy
Speaker 1: tennis coach given a tennis slashing, but with chopsticks. I
Speaker 1: wasn't that forward, but it was kind of close. Good.
Speaker 1: I'm glad, I'm glad you stayed in your seat for
Speaker 1: the lesson. But the thing is is that, like I
Speaker 1: gotta give her credit, Like she was like really trying,
Speaker 1: but like she had this like dumpling and she just
Speaker 1: couldn't get it on the chop sticks. Do you think
Speaker 1: that she was embarrassed? I think so, but I gotta
Speaker 1: give her credit. She would not give it up, you know. Okay,
Speaker 1: it got to a point where she was just like
Speaker 1: I think she kind of had enough of it, and
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, we'll just bail and
Speaker 1: we'll just go to the movie. Like it's no big deal.
Speaker 1: Like I wasn't super hungry anyway, It's like it's cool.
Speaker 1: So he actually didn't eat your meal because she couldn't
Speaker 1: use chopsticks. Oh yeah, I just kind of like brought
Speaker 1: it up. I was like, hey, like we do just
Speaker 1: go and then she just like lit up like a
Speaker 1: Christmas tree, and I was just like, yeah, let's go Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean she sounded cool up until that point. That
Speaker 1: sounds kind of extreme to me, like you bail in
Speaker 1: a whole dinner because he refused to just ask for
Speaker 1: a fork. No, I mean, like you didn't see what
Speaker 1: happened there. I mean it was kind of the next
Speaker 1: logical leap was to just get out of there, all right.
Speaker 1: And so you said you went to the movies after,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah. And once we got in the car
Speaker 1: and like we were out of the restaurant, like she
Speaker 1: kind of started to like loosing back up again and
Speaker 1: we were just like, you know, going back and forth
Speaker 1: and laughing like she I think she had kind of
Speaker 1: gotten the whole incident out of her system a little bit,
Speaker 1: right and on out to the movie theater. Okay. I
Speaker 1: was worried something like that would like actually ruin the
Speaker 1: momentum of your date, but it doesn't sound like it. No.
Speaker 1: I was even kind of proud of myself because I
Speaker 1: was like, cool, we pulled out of a tailspin, straight
Speaker 1: in the airplane, back out, flying full speed ahead. How
Speaker 1: did the rest of the date go at the movies? Well,
Speaker 1: we got in the movie theater, got the tickets, no
Speaker 1: big deal, and then I really had to go to
Speaker 1: the bathroom, and I was like, hey, like I planned
Speaker 1: the date, it's on me. So I hand her twenty bucks,
Speaker 1: get whatever snacks you want, like, here's the cash, and
Speaker 1: I'll be back. Yeah. So we get to the seats
Speaker 1: and she's like really quiet, and I started thinking. I
Speaker 1: was like, you know, like I don't I don't know
Speaker 1: how much like you know, popcorn et sodas are. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they praised the prices on those or anything.
Speaker 1: And maybe the twenty dollars wasn't enough. Oh yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: she had to use her own money, because I think
Speaker 1: that is about two thousand dollars for all that. But
Speaker 1: then I was like, hey, like you know, if that
Speaker 1: wasn't enough money, like I can give you more money,
Speaker 1: and she was like no, it's fine. But then like
Speaker 1: didn't say anything after that, and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the only thing you could think of
Speaker 1: that she'd be upset about, is that you shorted her
Speaker 1: a couple bucks. I mean, maybe maybe she was still
Speaker 1: upset about like the Chinese food thing from earlier, but
Speaker 1: like we I thought we'd moved past that. But I
Speaker 1: was just honestly that was the only thing I could
Speaker 1: think of at the moment. So the movie started and
Speaker 1: we didn't talk for a couple of hours, but it
Speaker 1: was very clear there was a tension there. And then
Speaker 1: the movie's over and she was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna catch an uber home and that was
Speaker 1: kind of the end of it. Wow. So she didn't
Speaker 1: even let you drive her home. No, Like, we had
Speaker 1: an awkward hug there for a minute, but I mean
Speaker 1: past that, I mean she was just kind of out
Speaker 1: of there. I wonder what could have gone wrong. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know, Like it turned on a dime,
Speaker 1: but I don't know if it was my assault or what. Well,
Speaker 1: and if she was already starting to stew about something
Speaker 1: before a movie started, that's probably all she thought about
Speaker 1: for the next three hours. And you did nothing because
Speaker 1: you're not talking to make her be like, oh, actually
Speaker 1: I can still like him. Yeah, I don't know, But
Speaker 1: that's why I emailed you, guys, because somebody's got to
Speaker 1: figure this out because it's been driving me crazy. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well, we'll play a song, come back, call
Speaker 1: her and get your second date update. All right? Cool?
Speaker 1: All right, man, hang on looking jubil in the morning,
Speaker 1: right in the middle of a second date update and
Speaker 1: if you're just joining us. Tim is on the phone today.
Speaker 1: He wants to call a girl named Nicole. They met
Speaker 1: off a Tinder, had kind of an awkward moment when
Speaker 1: they went out for Chinese food and she didn't know
Speaker 1: how to use opsticks, but they got over that and
Speaker 1: made it to the movies, and then at a certain point,
Speaker 1: he says, her mood changed and she became quiet and
Speaker 1: then sort of into things after the movie. And after
Speaker 1: thinking about it, Tim, I think I know what went wrong. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I figured it out. This has happened to
Speaker 1: me a lot. I've been burned by this so many times.
Speaker 1: I bet that after the movie started she realized you
Speaker 1: took her to a PG thirteen movie, and maybe her
Speaker 1: parents don't let her see that yet. I'm not I
Speaker 1: tend to date girls that are younger than I am.
Speaker 1: If this has burned me so many times, they're like,
Speaker 1: I'm only allowed to SEEPG and this is PG thirteen.
Speaker 1: You were sick. Do you think maybe that did it?
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm pretty sure she's older than thirteen. Dude, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't check ID on my days anything, all right,
Speaker 1: I just want to be sure because I know that's
Speaker 1: it's happened to me in the past. Man, it's always
Speaker 1: an awkward thing. Anyway. Yeah, Tim can't figure out why
Speaker 1: she's not wanting to go out with him again, So
Speaker 1: we're about to call her and find out why. And
Speaker 1: if she was honestly upset that you gave her a
Speaker 1: twenty and she needed more for the food at the
Speaker 1: concession stand, do you really want to talk to her
Speaker 1: again because that seems we're so petty. I mean no,
Speaker 1: I mean, if she's gonna get upset about that a
Speaker 1: little money, then I don't think it's gonna work out.
Speaker 1: But I mean I don't think that's it. But I
Speaker 1: couldn't think of anything else in the moment, you know.
Speaker 1: Plus she probably gets an allowance anyway. I'm not even
Speaker 1: thinking about that. All right, I'm gonna dial her phone
Speaker 1: of her right now? Okay? Sure, all right, here we go. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 1: I was looking for Nicole. Um. This is Nicole. Hey, Nicole,
Speaker 1: how are you? My name is Jew Bill from brook
Speaker 1: and Jew Bil in the morning. Um. Okay, what is that?
Speaker 1: It's a radio show? Are you telling something? No? Well,
Speaker 1: I am, but we can talk about that later. I'm
Speaker 1: calling you for something else. Okay, this is a joke. No,
Speaker 1: it's not a joke. I hear people laughing. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: would be Jose. I'm calling you because one of our
Speaker 1: listeners sent us an email about you. Okay, this seems
Speaker 1: like a prank or something. It's not a prank. I
Speaker 1: promise you. Actually, the guy who emailed us speaks very
Speaker 1: highly of you. His name is Tim. Tim Who Tim?
Speaker 1: He's a guy that you met off of Tender and
Speaker 1: you went on a dinner in a movie date. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 1: why did he email you about me? Because we do
Speaker 1: a segment on our show called the Second Date Update.
Speaker 1: So Tim is wondering why you're kind of giving him
Speaker 1: the cold shoulder. This is a weird thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: he called you. Why wouldn't he just call me? I
Speaker 1: guess he's been trying to call you, but every single
Speaker 1: time he texts you or tries to get ahold of you,
Speaker 1: just tell him that you're busy. But why call a
Speaker 1: radio station because hopefully we can be a little more
Speaker 1: persuasive and find out the answer. Since you won't really
Speaker 1: talk to him. He's totally in the dark on this one.
Speaker 1: He has no idea what we're so wrong? Well, he
Speaker 1: wouldn't know nothing he did. It's not his fault. Okay,
Speaker 1: if it's not his fault, then can you tell us
Speaker 1: what went wrong? Why don't I just tell you what
Speaker 1: he told us about the date? He said that, you
Speaker 1: guys went out for Chinese food and there was sort
Speaker 1: of an awkward moment because you don't know how to
Speaker 1: use chopsticks. Yeah, that happened. Did that bother you a lot?
Speaker 1: It sounded like it might have been kind of embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It was totally embarrassing, and I felt so stupid, But
Speaker 1: he was actually really cool about it. I'm sure that
Speaker 1: if I dam a few other guys, if I got
Speaker 1: out and been in that situation, they would have made
Speaker 1: me feel really stupid. And he was actually really nice
Speaker 1: about it. I can't believe you guys like left the
Speaker 1: restaurant because you couldn't use chopsticks. So, oh, I know, well,
Speaker 1: I was embarrassed. I just felt like I couldn't get it,
Speaker 1: and I'm starving, all right, So it wasn't the chopstick thing, No,
Speaker 1: not at all. Right. Well, he also told us that
Speaker 1: when you guys went to the movies. Like, right before
Speaker 1: the movie, you got very quiet and then didn't really
Speaker 1: say much the rest of the date. And then after
Speaker 1: the movie you just took an uber home and didn't
Speaker 1: even give him the opportunity to drive you home. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I wanted to get out of there. Yeah, it sounds
Speaker 1: like it you did a good job. What happened to that?
Speaker 1: If you say it's not his fault, I mean that
Speaker 1: sounds like a pretty rash decision. Oh god. All right.
Speaker 1: So we're in line to get our food at the
Speaker 1: concession stand, okay, And he gave me money before he
Speaker 1: took off to go to the bathroom, and we were
Speaker 1: like next in line, So the cashier kept looking at us.
Speaker 1: I know he saw me with him. Well, by the
Speaker 1: time I got to the front, I was by myself. Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So he says, are you ready? And he says, oh,
Speaker 1: I love. That's so sweet that you're taking your son out.
Speaker 1: I wish my mom would take me to the movie.
Speaker 1: Thought that your date was your kid? Yes? Wow? Wait,
Speaker 1: are you like way older than him, not like like
Speaker 1: five years? Did you want to slap that dude? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, I wanted to slink away I felt like
Speaker 1: throwing up. I was I was so embarrassed. I just
Speaker 1: felt horrible, Like, who does that to somebody? What did
Speaker 1: you say back to the concession worker. I didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: He just kep going on about how he wanted to
Speaker 1: end more time with his mom and he hitsed her
Speaker 1: and he was loud. Okay, but I mean, but the
Speaker 1: thing is, concessioncy workers at movie theaters are usually like
Speaker 1: fifteen years old or sixteen or something. I mean, maybe
Speaker 1: he just didn't have a good grasp on age. It
Speaker 1: didn't matter. I mean, he said it, and I just
Speaker 1: couldn't get it out of my mind. Very nice way
Speaker 1: to start a romantic evenings. And I'm thinking other people
Speaker 1: think that. I mean, do I really look that much? Oulder?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's just I felt stupid. I
Speaker 1: don't want to be a cougar. That's gross. You got
Speaker 1: a Cogars five years. If I were you, I would
Speaker 1: have grabbed my son and made out with him in
Speaker 1: front of that. You show him whose boss? I guess
Speaker 1: I should. Yeah, I mean that's not really fair. Like you,
Speaker 1: you blamed it on your date, you ended up not
Speaker 1: calling it back, and this guy really liked you. I
Speaker 1: know that it just kind of dampened the whole evening.
Speaker 1: I felt stupid the chop sticks. But now i'm his
Speaker 1: momicks right, So that's why you don't want to go
Speaker 1: out with him again, because you're afraid that people will
Speaker 1: think he's your son. Yes, Nicole, nothing brings me more
Speaker 1: pleasure than to reacquoint you with your son, Tim because
Speaker 1: he's actually on the other line listening and wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. Yeah. Tim, Oh my god, Nicole, I
Speaker 1: can't believe that happened. It was just so bad. That's
Speaker 1: the worse. Like I think Brooke is right though, I mean,
Speaker 1: like those guys, all those kids are, they're like sixteen
Speaker 1: years old behind the counter, right that they can barely
Speaker 1: scoop the popcorn like they don't know. I mean that's yeah,
Speaker 1: that's nice for you to say, but I mean, pe
Speaker 1: obviously someone thought that it was old enough to be
Speaker 1: your mother. Yeah, but they don't know anything, Like they
Speaker 1: don't know the truth. I mean, like, honestly, we had
Speaker 1: a great time. We really hit it off. Like I
Speaker 1: understand that I'll upset you, but like if you just
Speaker 1: told me that, I would have just been like, like, don't,
Speaker 1: don't even worry about it. Oh, say how sweet he is?
Speaker 1: Now you sound like you're his mom. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'm not trying to be his mom. I
Speaker 1: just said he was sweet. Yeah, but now you can't
Speaker 1: say anything like that because the only visual I it
Speaker 1: is a mom talking to her son. It's awful. Everybody's
Speaker 1: gonna start thinking it. Yeah, but maybe you're playing the
Speaker 1: wrong blame. Maybe it's not because you look old. Maybe
Speaker 1: it's because Tim, do you look super young? I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got that baby face going on, you know when
Speaker 1: I shaved. So I mean, I think it's totally on
Speaker 1: me personally. I mean everyone's being so nice about it.
Speaker 1: But I mean, Tim, are you think it would be
Speaker 1: weird to go out? I mean, people are gonna think
Speaker 1: I'm your mom. Here's the thing, Nicole, Like, whenever you're
Speaker 1: seeing anybody, like they're gonna be people who have a
Speaker 1: lot of things to say about a couple. But like,
Speaker 1: who cares? You know what I mean? Like, that's why
Speaker 1: I liked about your tender profile in the beginning, because
Speaker 1: that seems like you didn't really care what people thinking.
Speaker 1: I mean, honestly, I think you're great. I think we
Speaker 1: had a good connection. So I think it could work
Speaker 1: pretty cute. Yeah, I mean, maybe he deserves his banking, Nicole.
Speaker 1: You don't know that, Nicole. Would you like to go
Speaker 1: out with Tim for a second date? We will pay
Speaker 1: for it. We'll give him an allowance to take you out.
Speaker 1: That's horrible. Um, I mean if I mean, if he's
Speaker 1: okay with, you know, dating his mother, then Tim, are
Speaker 1: you okay with dating your mom? The weirdest question we've
Speaker 1: ever asked or at a second date update. Look, Nicole,
Speaker 1: it was just one kid at a movie theater saying
Speaker 1: one thing. I don't think it's that big of a
Speaker 1: deal as you think it is, Like, of course I
Speaker 1: want to go on another date. Awesome. Well, congratulations Tim,
Speaker 1: you got your second date. Yeah, no problem. You guys
Speaker 1: are gonna have so much fun to Chucky Cheese, It's
Speaker 1: gonna be great, Nicole. Don't let him have too much
Speaker 1: root beer though, you know how he gets. Oh, that's horrible.
Speaker 1: Broke and jupil in the morning Texan at seven, eight,
Speaker 1: five to nine too. That says, good job to that guy, Tim.
Speaker 1: I'd go on a date with my mom too. Talking
Speaker 1: about today's second date update in case you missed it,
Speaker 1: Tim wanted to call Nicole. They went to the movies,
Speaker 1: and he wasn't sure why she wasn't calling back. When
Speaker 1: we got her on the phone, we found out that
Speaker 1: while they were in the concessions line, he went to
Speaker 1: the bathroom and then the dude that was working the
Speaker 1: counter said, dr Oh, that's cool to see like mothers
Speaker 1: and their sons going out to the movies. So she
Speaker 1: didn't want to go out with him anymore because she
Speaker 1: felt awkward about the fact that she thinks she looks
Speaker 1: like his mom now. But they did agree to go
Speaker 1: out again, which is good. I doubt they she'll be
Speaker 1: posted any pictures of them together on social media anytime soon.
Speaker 1: I go, this is awkward, But if the roles were reversed,
Speaker 1: if a guy looked like he was the father, he
Speaker 1: would take pride right gender like, no, mister popcorn dude
Speaker 1: at the movies, that's not my daughter, that's my GF.
Speaker 1: I know, looks like I should have one that age, right,
Speaker 1: and she calls me daddy. That's because I do for
Speaker 1: my first wife because she's old, so I got a
Speaker 1: new model. That's how we'd do it. Anyway, If you
Speaker 1: want to do a second day after they remember. All
Speaker 1: you have to do is email the show and we
Speaker 1: will call the person who didn't call you back five