1 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:09,200 Speaker 1: Ladies and Gentstice is the moment you've waited for. The 2 00:00:09,280 --> 00:00:11,920 Speaker 1: Jewels Show is here. Get your butt at the front door. 3 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:18,800 Speaker 1: We are super villains ready to overtake the world, and 4 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: we're gonna do it in style. It's time for the 5 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: best Ready go You've heard in a while, The Jews Show. 6 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:31,680 Speaker 1: Are you one of those people that never takes your 7 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 1: Christmas lights down? Yea? Or wait until mid April to 8 00:00:36,960 --> 00:00:40,639 Speaker 1: throw out that fire hazard on a Christmas tree? Or 9 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:42,440 Speaker 1: you're so lazy that you just wait until it burns 10 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:44,000 Speaker 1: down your house and you let nature in the fire 11 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:46,519 Speaker 1: department throw it out for you. Or you just let 12 00:00:46,560 --> 00:00:48,519 Speaker 1: it stay in your house all the year long and 13 00:00:48,560 --> 00:00:50,159 Speaker 1: don't have to put it back up next year. That's 14 00:00:50,159 --> 00:00:51,720 Speaker 1: actually a nice way to do it. That's really a 15 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:54,560 Speaker 1: good way to do it. Well. Good news. Now instead 16 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: of having to put in all that effort to throw 17 00:00:56,240 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 1: out your Christmas tree, now you can just eat it. What. Yeah, 18 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 1: that's right. Apparently there's a new cookbook out from a 19 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 1: quote artisan baker and cook. Come on, you know it's 20 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:11,280 Speaker 1: gonna be weird because anytime anything with cooking involves the 21 00:01:11,319 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: word artisan, it's usually a restaurant with a name like 22 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:16,520 Speaker 1: the bottle and the bowl. Yeah, and if you ask 23 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: them for ranch, they'll kick you out. They will turn 24 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,400 Speaker 1: up their nose at you and be like, oh no, 25 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:24,680 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, we don't have ranch. It's so rude. It 26 00:01:24,720 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 1: ain't I want to start a movement where people go 27 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:30,080 Speaker 1: around to these restaurants and then just leave bottles of 28 00:01:30,319 --> 00:01:34,720 Speaker 1: hidden Valley ranch on the table and start doing Oh anyway, 29 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:37,800 Speaker 1: an artisan baker and cook in the UK named Julia 30 00:01:38,160 --> 00:01:40,479 Speaker 1: George Jalis probably not how to say our last name 31 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 1: just made a book called How to Eat Your Christmas 32 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: Tree and it features dozens of recipes that you can 33 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:51,840 Speaker 1: use making your Christmas tree. So if you have grading 34 00:01:51,840 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 1: the wood, well, here's an example of one of the 35 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 1: recipes in there. And this is just in case you 36 00:01:56,920 --> 00:01:59,040 Speaker 1: haven't thrown out your Christmas tree yet, you can eat 37 00:01:59,080 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: it instead. Um, there's a Christmas cured fish. What what? 38 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,680 Speaker 1: And that recipe calls for almost a pound of needles 39 00:02:08,720 --> 00:02:13,880 Speaker 1: for decorating and flavoring. Oh good Christmas tree pickles on 40 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 1: the side of it. Okay, I guess you throw a 41 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:19,520 Speaker 1: handful of needles into a jar with your pickles for 42 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,640 Speaker 1: a month. So wow, it's not even like you're actually cooking. No, 43 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 1: the tree, you're just throwing it. Yeah, you're throwing needles 44 00:02:26,160 --> 00:02:29,760 Speaker 1: in things. Looking through a forest and thought, oh, I'd 45 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:32,320 Speaker 1: love to eat these trees. Yeah, well don't not till 46 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 1: you try it. Now, instead of going to the Christmas 47 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,440 Speaker 1: tree lot to buy a Christmas tree during that time, 48 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: it's shopping for dinner. Julia says that she created the 49 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:45,520 Speaker 1: book so people would get better use out of their trees, 50 00:02:45,639 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 1: rather than chopping down thirty million trees every year and 51 00:02:48,680 --> 00:02:51,919 Speaker 1: then just throwing them away. Thirty million, that's it. It's 52 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:53,560 Speaker 1: got to be more than thirty millions. Okay, let's just 53 00:02:53,560 --> 00:02:58,400 Speaker 1: say three billion. Three So if you know pandemics that 54 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,480 Speaker 1: you're a little hard getting money for food is tough, 55 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,480 Speaker 1: you can just go out and grab a douglass fur. Yeah, 56 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 1: start plucking those needles off, marinat them in your pickles, 57 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: thrown them in your food. She also says, quote, I 58 00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 1: don't know why it's so weird, because we eat and 59 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:18,400 Speaker 1: we forge for so many other plants, why not Christmas trees? Interesting, 60 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:20,760 Speaker 1: that's true. The woman who made this recipe is definitely 61 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,640 Speaker 1: the type of person that says, you know, there were 62 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,359 Speaker 1: kids stoving in the world, So we better eat this 63 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:28,400 Speaker 1: Christmas tree. That's true. President name isn't Karen exactly? Texting 64 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,320 Speaker 1: four one oh six one. Would you eat a Christmas tree? 65 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,359 Speaker 1: Would you dribble? Yeah? I'll eat anything, of course. Yeah, 66 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:36,280 Speaker 1: I'll definitely, especially if it's on one of those artists 67 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:38,400 Speaker 1: and restaurants because I talk a bunch of crap about them, 68 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:40,200 Speaker 1: but I love those places. Well, I don't really love 69 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:42,480 Speaker 1: those places, but I've learned since you love those places 70 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 1: that I'm like that I have to be like, do 71 00:03:43,920 --> 00:03:47,400 Speaker 1: you guys have ranch? Yeah? Alex and Alex and I 72 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:49,440 Speaker 1: go to dinner because we're married. If you didn't know that, 73 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,600 Speaker 1: by the way, there's a whole song about me saying that. 74 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,080 Speaker 1: But when we first started dating, I took her to 75 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,320 Speaker 1: this really expensive restaurant that I don't even really like 76 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 1: that much, but it was to try to impress her. 77 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:01,120 Speaker 1: And it's one of those places where super expensive and 78 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,680 Speaker 1: everything is the size of a dime. Yeah, And the 79 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:07,680 Speaker 1: whole time I was like, she's amazing because I was 80 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: spending a lot of money and I'm like, this place 81 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: is so pretentious, but you know, but the whole time 82 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,840 Speaker 1: she's like this sucks, Like why can't we just go 83 00:04:15,000 --> 00:04:17,719 Speaker 1: get a stake somewhere or a burger? I was. I 84 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:19,800 Speaker 1: felt so bad too, because I barely knew him at 85 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:22,000 Speaker 1: that time, and I was just like, I wasn't complaining, 86 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,960 Speaker 1: but I was kind of like making fun rather yea 87 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:27,960 Speaker 1: of the whole scenario and situation. Yes, the experience, and 88 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,120 Speaker 1: like the servers would come over in hand both of 89 00:04:30,120 --> 00:04:31,800 Speaker 1: our food to us at the same time, like things 90 00:04:31,839 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: like that, and tell me why you guys hit it 91 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,719 Speaker 1: up so well? Yeah, you could bonded over hating the experience. 92 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:40,040 Speaker 1: Probably They literally said where the salt came from? The local? 93 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:43,080 Speaker 1: It came from a local somewhere, Like yeah, on the butter, 94 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:45,440 Speaker 1: who needs to know that? What he needs to know that? 95 00:04:45,520 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 1: It's just ridiculous. The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. 96 00:04:51,720 --> 00:04:55,040 Speaker 1: The Jewels Shows Idiots in the News. Welcome to the 97 00:04:55,080 --> 00:04:57,360 Speaker 1: i n N, the Idiot News Network, where idiots aren't 98 00:04:57,400 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: just in the news, they report the news. Or Thursday, 99 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,640 Speaker 1: January six, twenty twenty, let's send it on over to 100 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:05,240 Speaker 1: Alex Fresh for our first story of the day. Who 101 00:05:05,279 --> 00:05:08,640 Speaker 1: was on location in Long Island? Long Island? How was 102 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 1: it over? They had a long island. It's a little 103 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 1: hasty over here. A door dash driver is making news 104 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:18,760 Speaker 1: today because she's pissed about her eight dollar tips. An 105 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: audio from it, No I could speak to you, actually 106 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:27,160 Speaker 1: I drove thirty minutes. Are you believing it? That was 107 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,360 Speaker 1: footage of a guy's ring camera and the girl who 108 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,440 Speaker 1: was waiting to speak to him outside, So she was 109 00:05:31,440 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: just standing there saying that she wants to talk to 110 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:34,880 Speaker 1: him in a person which he never came out, right, 111 00:05:34,960 --> 00:05:37,120 Speaker 1: so talking to her through the ring camera because your 112 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,120 Speaker 1: door if your door dash driver shows up in their anger, 113 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,480 Speaker 1: they're like, I need to talk to you right now. No, no, 114 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:45,400 Speaker 1: can you just leave the door please? Yeah? Yeah. So 115 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 1: he didn't come out, but it was like a two 116 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:50,680 Speaker 1: minute conversation. She was mad because she drove supposedly forty 117 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:53,320 Speaker 1: minutes to drop off his food for an eight dollar tip. 118 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:56,240 Speaker 1: She said it was twelve and a half miles okay 119 00:05:56,400 --> 00:05:58,719 Speaker 1: from where he ordered to his house, and he said 120 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,960 Speaker 1: that's like a fifteen twenty minute drive, right, and like 121 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:03,000 Speaker 1: it took me forty minutes. And there's like arguing about it, 122 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: and she's like, well, I think you need to adjust 123 00:06:05,279 --> 00:06:06,800 Speaker 1: your tip, and he's like well, how much was the 124 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:08,600 Speaker 1: tip because it sounded like either like his wife or 125 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,880 Speaker 1: girlfriend to somebody else may have or in it. Yeah, 126 00:06:10,920 --> 00:06:12,840 Speaker 1: and she's like it was eight dollars and he was 127 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,600 Speaker 1: like eight dollars, what are you expecting? Like, what do 128 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,160 Speaker 1: you want? And she's like, fine, I'm just gonna take 129 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,560 Speaker 1: your food back. And she picks up the food and 130 00:06:18,600 --> 00:06:20,800 Speaker 1: turns around and walks away and doesn't leave it. Okay, 131 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:24,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna okay, And then she picks up 132 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:30,080 Speaker 1: the food and turns on it walks away. It's crazy. No. 133 00:06:30,320 --> 00:06:32,800 Speaker 1: I mean, if you're just driving around driving people's food, 134 00:06:32,839 --> 00:06:35,040 Speaker 1: I think an a dollar tip plus whatever DoorDash is 135 00:06:35,040 --> 00:06:37,720 Speaker 1: paying us, it's a pretty good compensation. Yeah. I mean, 136 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:39,480 Speaker 1: and if you're driving DoorDash or uber or any of 137 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:40,960 Speaker 1: that kind of stuff, you have to expect that's mabobe, 138 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:42,720 Speaker 1: We're gonna be cheap. That doesn't sound like a cheap tip. 139 00:06:42,760 --> 00:06:45,760 Speaker 1: That sounds like she's a cheap crazy that's a good tip. Yeah. Well, 140 00:06:45,839 --> 00:06:48,320 Speaker 1: so I got today reporting from Long Island where crazy 141 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:50,280 Speaker 1: doordashes are on the loose, ending it back to you. 142 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Alex. This is the I N 143 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:54,520 Speaker 1: N the idiot news network where idiots aren't just in 144 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:57,240 Speaker 1: the news, they report the news. And for our next 145 00:06:57,279 --> 00:06:59,280 Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it over to English Evan, 146 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:02,159 Speaker 1: who's on location in the bum bum of a blue whale. 147 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:05,480 Speaker 1: What what do you have to report on there? I 148 00:07:05,520 --> 00:07:08,200 Speaker 1: don't know. There's some bound movements, but no, seriously, so 149 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 1: it seems as though people are a little afraid of 150 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:13,080 Speaker 1: the old COVID vaccine. But I want it deep in 151 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 1: my veins, like a junkie wants to chase the dragon. 152 00:07:15,480 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 1: Whoa Methodist hospital in Houston is now offering it's twenty 153 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,040 Speaker 1: six thousand workers a five hundred dollar bonus as long 154 00:07:23,040 --> 00:07:26,440 Speaker 1: as they get the COVID vaccine. Wow, that's weird. I 155 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,400 Speaker 1: wonder why maybe that Donnadasher we just heard of should 156 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:31,440 Speaker 1: go work for them. You should get a five hundred 157 00:07:31,440 --> 00:07:33,480 Speaker 1: dollars tip for getting the vaccine. I'll tell you why 158 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:37,080 Speaker 1: they want it, Alex. It's because they don't want to 159 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: get obviously COVID and they know that a lot of 160 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,960 Speaker 1: people are a bit suspect about the whole you know, 161 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,280 Speaker 1: is there a microchip or whatever in it? Like? Why 162 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,040 Speaker 1: is everyone pushing the vaccine so much? But I think 163 00:07:47,040 --> 00:07:49,000 Speaker 1: it's just so that they can ensure the safety of 164 00:07:49,040 --> 00:07:51,840 Speaker 1: the patients. So it's in my mind it's a pretty 165 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,080 Speaker 1: logical thing to do. But that's not bad five hundred bucks. Yeah, 166 00:07:55,080 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: I think a lot of people will do it. Yeah, 167 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,880 Speaker 1: I bet you a lot of companies actually will start 168 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: doing incentives like that for sure. And I actually did 169 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:03,600 Speaker 1: hear recently that there's been a bunch of healthcare workers 170 00:08:03,600 --> 00:08:05,720 Speaker 1: who don't want to get it and who haven't gotten it, 171 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:07,400 Speaker 1: So I don't know if they're just waiting, but I 172 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,280 Speaker 1: did read that recently, so that's kind of weird. I 173 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:12,760 Speaker 1: would I would call the COVID vaccine a hot button 174 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,800 Speaker 1: issue in our country right now. Well, that's what we 175 00:08:16,840 --> 00:08:18,520 Speaker 1: do on the ion N. We bring hot button issue. 176 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:21,560 Speaker 1: Yes we do. Thank you very much, English Havan for 177 00:08:21,600 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: that hot button issue you brought to us straight from 178 00:08:23,480 --> 00:08:26,200 Speaker 1: a whale's bum bomb. Amazing. This is the i n N, 179 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:28,240 Speaker 1: the idiot News network where idiots aren't just in the 180 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,560 Speaker 1: news to day, reput the news and for the next 181 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,000 Speaker 1: story of the day, let's send it on over to 182 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:35,840 Speaker 1: me Jewel Fresh and our planet is spinning out of control. 183 00:08:36,000 --> 00:08:39,400 Speaker 1: Hello twenty twenty one, Oh God, what now, Yeah, our 184 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:42,280 Speaker 1: planet isn't really spinning out of control, but apparently time 185 00:08:42,320 --> 00:08:45,560 Speaker 1: as we know it might be changing. Why because Earth 186 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:49,080 Speaker 1: apparently is spinning faster than it has in fifty years. 187 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 1: Oh god, so at what point zero zero zero zero 188 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:56,560 Speaker 1: zero one of like a second? It's very small every year, right, Well, 189 00:08:56,559 --> 00:08:58,360 Speaker 1: it's spinning faster and it has in fifty years. That's 190 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,679 Speaker 1: not something to worry about. Okay, So I forgot about 191 00:09:00,679 --> 00:09:02,200 Speaker 1: that because I was when I first saw the story. 192 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,160 Speaker 1: I was like, oh great, here we go. The Earth 193 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:05,959 Speaker 1: is going to spin off its access and now here 194 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,959 Speaker 1: we go and smash into mercury or Venus or Mars 195 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,959 Speaker 1: or whatever. Do it. According to scientists who work on 196 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:16,960 Speaker 1: the atomic clock, Sunday was technically only twenty three hours 197 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:21,520 Speaker 1: and fifty nine minutes and five nine point nine two seconds. 198 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:23,360 Speaker 1: But like science to say, it's not something we need 199 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,439 Speaker 1: to be worried about. We just need to figure out 200 00:09:25,440 --> 00:09:28,160 Speaker 1: a way to shave off a second over a year 201 00:09:28,280 --> 00:09:30,640 Speaker 1: too hard. I do think though, if they do this, 202 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,480 Speaker 1: you're still gonna have that one dramatic person in your 203 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:34,680 Speaker 1: office going to be like I didn't get any sleeps, 204 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,720 Speaker 1: Like I hate it when they changed the clock like that. 205 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:41,719 Speaker 1: Don't even talk to me. Hello to You're about to 206 00:09:41,720 --> 00:09:48,520 Speaker 1: lose job, lady job. That means it's done for the day. 207 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:55,400 Speaker 1: Yoke job. You're about to lose yoke job. You're about 208 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 1: to lose yoke job because you detaining me. So nothing. 209 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:02,240 Speaker 1: That was the I n N the Idiot News Network 210 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:04,840 Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news, they report the 211 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,640 Speaker 1: news and turning tomorrow, turn in or tune in whatever 212 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:10,600 Speaker 1: you want to do for another hard hitting report same time. 213 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:17,000 Speaker 1: This is I n N The Jebil Show on demand 214 00:10:17,160 --> 00:10:22,079 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio. It's another Jubil Phone frame day Mornings 215 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:29,360 Speaker 1: on the twenties. Hello, um, hi, this is Chadwick. I'm 216 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:33,880 Speaker 1: calling from the Geek Squad and I was looking for Kenan. Yes, 217 00:10:33,960 --> 00:10:37,680 Speaker 1: this is Keenan. Oh hey Kenan. So how's your day going? 218 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,680 Speaker 1: It's going great. Do you guys have an update on 219 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:45,400 Speaker 1: my laptop? Um? I thought I was in here just 220 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,120 Speaker 1: because there was like a the space bar was messed up. Um, 221 00:10:48,160 --> 00:10:51,800 Speaker 1: and I didn't know that like, um, it needed an update. 222 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,000 Speaker 1: So no, I mean no, no, no, no, no no, it 223 00:10:54,040 --> 00:10:56,559 Speaker 1: doesn't doesn't need any updates. It just eats the space bar. 224 00:10:56,679 --> 00:10:59,400 Speaker 1: I brought it in just for the space bar, so, um, 225 00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:02,040 Speaker 1: misfixus space We're good. Yeah, um yeah, so you brought 226 00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,679 Speaker 1: it in because the space bar wasn't working, so I'm 227 00:11:03,679 --> 00:11:05,600 Speaker 1: glad that we figured that out right now. Um, but 228 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:08,600 Speaker 1: also like the whole thing isn't really working anymore because 229 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,360 Speaker 1: there was a bit of a like an accident, So 230 00:11:12,679 --> 00:11:15,960 Speaker 1: why would anything other than the space That's all I 231 00:11:15,960 --> 00:11:17,880 Speaker 1: wanted was just a space bar. So all you need 232 00:11:17,880 --> 00:11:20,120 Speaker 1: to do is take the space bar out like okay, 233 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:22,480 Speaker 1: whatever the mechanical error getsn't it, and then just put 234 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: it back. That's it. Um, well yeah that that should 235 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,600 Speaker 1: be a pretty easy fix the space bar. But um, 236 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:30,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna just kind of be honest with you about 237 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:33,840 Speaker 1: what happened to your computer. What did you do? Well? 238 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:38,880 Speaker 1: So your peuter is completely um like non operational right now? 239 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:42,920 Speaker 1: Um pretty much broken total Like everything's fun. You spix 240 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:44,800 Speaker 1: the space bar, that's it. How do you make my 241 00:11:44,840 --> 00:11:47,720 Speaker 1: computent or inoperable? Okay, so that is true. The space 242 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:50,559 Speaker 1: bar was like working like brand new, and um, like 243 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,800 Speaker 1: it is. It's great, like I tuned that space bar perfectly, 244 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:56,120 Speaker 1: but also like I tend to be a little bit 245 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:58,199 Speaker 1: of a junk food for net X. So that happened. 246 00:11:58,920 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 1: That doesn't make any sense you like you would a 247 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:04,359 Speaker 1: food all over the place like that's that's unacceptable. Um 248 00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:07,000 Speaker 1: so yeah, Like I was saying, I have a bit 249 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:10,559 Speaker 1: of a sweet tooth, and then that happened, So it's 250 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:13,720 Speaker 1: not really working anymore. So what do you mean a 251 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:16,000 Speaker 1: sweet tooth? Like? What does it have anything to do 252 00:12:16,040 --> 00:12:17,839 Speaker 1: with my computer? So a sweet tooth, Like, I know 253 00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:19,839 Speaker 1: you can't google it right now because your computer is broken, 254 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,839 Speaker 1: but like a sweet tooth means that like someone likes 255 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,480 Speaker 1: to eat, Like I know, I know what a sweet 256 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,840 Speaker 1: tooth is. All I want to know is what's going 257 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 1: on with my computer? What a sweet tooth have to 258 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:32,520 Speaker 1: do with my broken computer? A big gulp? So that happened, 259 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,960 Speaker 1: A big gulp? Yeah, what do you mean A big gulp? 260 00:12:36,040 --> 00:12:39,240 Speaker 1: Dad happened? What does that mean? So? Um Sometimes when 261 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,719 Speaker 1: I'm like working on computers and stuff, I like to 262 00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:43,000 Speaker 1: get a little Mountain Deer colorade in me to like 263 00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 1: fire me up, to get me going. Because I left 264 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 1: a caffeine and um so I got a big gulp 265 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,480 Speaker 1: of Mountain Deer colorade and I was like working on 266 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:51,760 Speaker 1: it late last. No, no no, no, you build it all 267 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:55,040 Speaker 1: over my computer a big gulp. Okay, um no, no no, 268 00:12:55,080 --> 00:12:57,040 Speaker 1: I didn't spill the big gulp all over your computer. 269 00:12:57,160 --> 00:12:59,200 Speaker 1: So that's good. Like I didn't spill anything on it. 270 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,880 Speaker 1: If you didn't spill it on my computer on breaking, 271 00:13:02,040 --> 00:13:03,920 Speaker 1: then what does this have to do with it? So? 272 00:13:04,160 --> 00:13:06,240 Speaker 1: Is it like the caffeine from the Mountain dew cutter 273 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,439 Speaker 1: read hit me? And then I put on some like 274 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:09,280 Speaker 1: heavy metal music and I was like dancing around my 275 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,880 Speaker 1: apartment like with your computer, and I started like mushing 276 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:13,120 Speaker 1: with it and like and I was like jumping up 277 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:14,640 Speaker 1: and down on it and then like kind of toss 278 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,360 Speaker 1: it out the window because like I got a little crazy. 279 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:17,880 Speaker 1: So but you know how it is when you have 280 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:22,960 Speaker 1: mountain deer cut reds you you screw my computer out 281 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,880 Speaker 1: the window. So I had a lot of mountain dew 282 00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,000 Speaker 1: code red and because of the caffeine and sugar and stuff, like, 283 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:29,600 Speaker 1: I had a little mountain dew code rage. So I'm 284 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:31,800 Speaker 1: sure you know what that is own rage. I want 285 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:34,560 Speaker 1: your supervisor on the phone right now. Well, I'm coming 286 00:13:34,600 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 1: in there, and I don't I don't know what I'm 287 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:38,760 Speaker 1: gonna do. Maybe I'll just throw you out there. You go, Well, 288 00:13:38,800 --> 00:13:40,720 Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that because it's just a brink phone call, 289 00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,520 Speaker 1: So like, don't overreact there, that'd be nice. I don't 290 00:13:43,520 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: give up. You could do whatever the hell you want 291 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,200 Speaker 1: to do. I'm gonna do what I want to do. Okay, 292 00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:50,240 Speaker 1: a computer right now? Brink phone call. I don't want 293 00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 1: to do anything else. Phone call. It's a prink phone call. 294 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 1: It's a joke. What this is? Actually Jewel from the 295 00:13:55,880 --> 00:14:03,000 Speaker 1: Jewel Show doing a phone brank on't you? What is 296 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:06,560 Speaker 1: a radio show? Yes? And your girlfriend Destin he set 297 00:14:06,559 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 1: you up. She said you took your computer in to 298 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,280 Speaker 1: get fixed and wanted me to tell you I broke it. 299 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,840 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Wow, I was so ready to just 300 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:17,000 Speaker 1: go off. I did. Well, you did kind of go 301 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:20,320 Speaker 1: off that it, didn't you? Just a little bit there? Yeah, 302 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:25,000 Speaker 1: I guess. I wake up every morning with Jubil phone Franks. 303 00:14:25,120 --> 00:14:28,640 Speaker 1: We say mornings on the twenties The Jewil Show on 304 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:34,440 Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio. It's time Floor of the Roses 305 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,920 Speaker 1: only on the Jewbil Show. What's that old saying when 306 00:14:36,920 --> 00:14:40,840 Speaker 1: the cat is away, the wife might cheat on him? 307 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,280 Speaker 1: Is that the saying? I don't know that one. No, 308 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:45,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if I got that right, but it's 309 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,880 Speaker 1: something like that. Anyway, it's time for war the Roses 310 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,440 Speaker 1: to catch cheater, and Matthew is on the phone with 311 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,800 Speaker 1: us right now. Matthew thinks that his wife might be 312 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,120 Speaker 1: cheating on him. We'll find out why in just a second. First, 313 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,000 Speaker 1: let's say how to Matthew. Matthew was up, Hey, guys, 314 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:02,320 Speaker 1: what's going on? Not much? Yeah? Um, so you think 315 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:05,880 Speaker 1: that your wife might be cheating on you? Yeah, I mean, 316 00:15:06,440 --> 00:15:08,120 Speaker 1: I don't know. There's just been a lot of suspicious 317 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,200 Speaker 1: stuff going on, and I think I think she might 318 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,800 Speaker 1: be stepping out. Yeah, what is she doing differently? Well, 319 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:16,200 Speaker 1: it's not like she's doing anything differently. It was just 320 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:18,440 Speaker 1: you know, so here's long story short. Like I went 321 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:21,480 Speaker 1: out of town for the weekend. Yeah, and I came 322 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,920 Speaker 1: back and like, you know, she was a little like 323 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:27,320 Speaker 1: a little stand off fish and I go upstairs to 324 00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:29,080 Speaker 1: the bedroom. You know, they change my shirt because I 325 00:15:29,120 --> 00:15:30,680 Speaker 1: like to change my shirt after I get done traveling, 326 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:33,560 Speaker 1: just because I always feel like crying me from the road. Yeah. Sure, 327 00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,560 Speaker 1: So I go to change my shirt and like they're 328 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:40,160 Speaker 1: on the night stand, like where we probably where we 329 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:43,240 Speaker 1: have by the bed, there are two wine glasses. Two 330 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:47,080 Speaker 1: wine glasses. Maybe she had two glasses of wine, and 331 00:15:47,560 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 1: why wouldn't she refill it? Alex Lem she doesn't want 332 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:54,440 Speaker 1: to use a dirty glass. Evan, Okay, that's a good point. Yeah, 333 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,880 Speaker 1: I mean that's that's exactly what was going through my head. 334 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,040 Speaker 1: Like she told me when I went, when I was 335 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,960 Speaker 1: going to go out of town that you know, she 336 00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,320 Speaker 1: she had said that she was gonna have a friend over, 337 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,720 Speaker 1: They're gonna drink some wine. So I was totally cool 338 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:06,640 Speaker 1: with that. I was expecting to see some wine glasses. 339 00:16:06,680 --> 00:16:11,680 Speaker 1: But both the glasses were on the same side of 340 00:16:11,320 --> 00:16:14,240 Speaker 1: the bed and not kind of through me because like, 341 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:17,120 Speaker 1: were they drinking in the bedroom? I mean on the 342 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:20,160 Speaker 1: same side of the bed. Yeah, Like were they sitting 343 00:16:20,160 --> 00:16:22,160 Speaker 1: on the bed drinking and like talking. I don't know, 344 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:25,040 Speaker 1: so like that was a little suspicious. But what really 345 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,320 Speaker 1: got me going was like she saw me see the 346 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,000 Speaker 1: glasses and she just grabbed them real quick, just took 347 00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:37,560 Speaker 1: the yeah yeah kind of spout you. Yeah. She didn't 348 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,680 Speaker 1: just clean them up like normal, She's like looks shady 349 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:44,280 Speaker 1: about it. She darted for him, like, oh, I forgot 350 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: to clean the wine glasses, all right, anything else? So 351 00:16:48,680 --> 00:16:50,840 Speaker 1: then I go into the bathroom, right, and that's where 352 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:55,080 Speaker 1: we kept our our laundry basket, not on top, like, 353 00:16:55,360 --> 00:16:57,440 Speaker 1: not at the bottom, like somewhere like underneath like a 354 00:16:57,520 --> 00:16:59,360 Speaker 1: layer clothes. Like. I think she was trying to hide it, 355 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:01,560 Speaker 1: but she didn't do enough job doing it. There's some 356 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:05,560 Speaker 1: there's some langre landre. Yeah, and I can tell you 357 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,320 Speaker 1: that I had never seen this piece of lingerie before. 358 00:17:09,480 --> 00:17:12,280 Speaker 1: Did you ask her about it? No, because I didn't. 359 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:14,639 Speaker 1: I don't know, man. I just like the way that 360 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,440 Speaker 1: she cleaned up those glasses so quick. I just kind 361 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,040 Speaker 1: of thought that she was going to be shady about 362 00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,520 Speaker 1: this too. Yeah, right, I mean that is weird. If 363 00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 1: you've never seen those particular undergarments before and all of 364 00:17:25,359 --> 00:17:27,280 Speaker 1: a sudden they're in the dirty laundry, I would be 365 00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:28,800 Speaker 1: thinking the same way. I'm not even Adelis, dude, and 366 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,800 Speaker 1: I'd be thinking the same way. Maybe it was new though, 367 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,120 Speaker 1: and she was just washing it because she's like preparing 368 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,600 Speaker 1: a surprise for you. Well, I mean that's the thing, like, right, 369 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,320 Speaker 1: Like maybe maybe this is all in my head and 370 00:17:38,359 --> 00:17:41,080 Speaker 1: I'm paranoid, but it's just weird to have so many 371 00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:44,600 Speaker 1: coincidences line up. You know, I want to believe she's 372 00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:47,200 Speaker 1: not cheating on me, So I'm gonna listen to you 373 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:51,000 Speaker 1: until until you know we've proven wrong. Right. I would 374 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,640 Speaker 1: feel weird about that, so I can understand why you're 375 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,439 Speaker 1: thinking that way. Is there anything that you thought of 376 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,720 Speaker 1: a way that we could try to catch her if 377 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:02,040 Speaker 1: she is cheating? Yeah? So she has a hobby of painting, 378 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,240 Speaker 1: you know she does. She'ses hard on the side. Okay, 379 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,399 Speaker 1: So she submitted a piece to one of the local 380 00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:09,880 Speaker 1: galleries here and she's been waiting for them to call. 381 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,960 Speaker 1: So I don't know if you could maybe call her 382 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:16,040 Speaker 1: thinking that, pretending to be in the gallery and having 383 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,880 Speaker 1: a conversation with her. I mean, I'll let you guys 384 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,080 Speaker 1: come up with the scenario. But that's kind of where 385 00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:22,159 Speaker 1: when where my mind went. That'd be a legit. If 386 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:23,800 Speaker 1: she's waiting for a call from somebody. What's the name 387 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,280 Speaker 1: of the gallery, so it's gallery, all right? Cool? Well, 388 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back and then pretend to 389 00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,440 Speaker 1: be from there and tell her maybe that her painting 390 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,959 Speaker 1: has been accepted in her gallery, and we'd also like 391 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,679 Speaker 1: to offer her some flowers and chocolates to send to 392 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:40,800 Speaker 1: somebody special to celebrate or wine. Maybe. Yeah, I'm gonna look. 393 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,719 Speaker 1: I think, see if she gives us your name and 394 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,080 Speaker 1: can explain all the other stuff that makes you think 395 00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:50,520 Speaker 1: she might be cheating on you. Also, what is her name? Cynthia? Cynthia? Okay, cool, 396 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 1: got that out of the way before it's too late. 397 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:54,080 Speaker 1: I usually wait till the last second to get the name. 398 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,160 Speaker 1: So we'll play a song, come back, and then call 399 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:58,479 Speaker 1: her and see if we can find out if she's 400 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:01,040 Speaker 1: cheating on you or not. Okay, cool, awesome, Thanks guys, 401 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:03,080 Speaker 1: I really appreciate the help. Before we make the phone 402 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,760 Speaker 1: call to see if we can catch a cheat, top, 403 00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,919 Speaker 1: I want to go around the room and ask what 404 00:19:06,960 --> 00:19:09,320 Speaker 1: you guys think. Alex, do you think that Matthew's wife 405 00:19:09,520 --> 00:19:11,880 Speaker 1: is cheating on him? I'm not sure. I mean, it's possible, 406 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,000 Speaker 1: it's possible. I don't know. Seven I think she's a 407 00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:19,480 Speaker 1: cheat b would oh really? Okay? Yeah, okay, A booger. 408 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,160 Speaker 1: Yeah that's what I thought when you said B word. 409 00:19:21,200 --> 00:19:25,080 Speaker 1: I didn't anything else. I think that something might be 410 00:19:25,119 --> 00:19:28,240 Speaker 1: going on based on what Matthew told us. Matthew said 411 00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:30,000 Speaker 1: that he was out of town for a weekend, came back. 412 00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:32,160 Speaker 1: His wife said that she had out a friend over 413 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:34,480 Speaker 1: they were drinking from wine, and then he went up 414 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:36,600 Speaker 1: to the bedroom and there was two glasses of wine 415 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:39,719 Speaker 1: on her nightstand on her side of the bed, and 416 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,439 Speaker 1: when he saw them, she noticed that and then grabbed 417 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:44,560 Speaker 1: him and picked him up real quick. He also saw 418 00:19:44,640 --> 00:19:47,280 Speaker 1: some lingerie in the laundry basket that he's never seen before, 419 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,439 Speaker 1: and to me, that sounds like something might have been 420 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:51,080 Speaker 1: going on. So I'm going to go ahead and say 421 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:53,919 Speaker 1: the odds are not to be a downer or a bummer, 422 00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:56,200 Speaker 1: but just to be truthful here, Matthew, I don't think 423 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,240 Speaker 1: the odds are in your favor, man. Yeah, I mean 424 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:02,840 Speaker 1: I know, guys, but I'd rather know now than you know, 425 00:20:02,960 --> 00:20:05,640 Speaker 1: not find out, or like find out five years from now. Yeah. Sure, 426 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:07,959 Speaker 1: we're going to pretend to be from an art gallery. 427 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,720 Speaker 1: I guess she's submitted some work to an art gallery. 428 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,199 Speaker 1: You're going to tell her that her painting has been 429 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,800 Speaker 1: accepted to the gallery to show, and then we'll also 430 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,639 Speaker 1: offer some flowers and some wine to send to somebody 431 00:20:16,680 --> 00:20:19,000 Speaker 1: to celebrate with someone specialty, and hopefully she gives us 432 00:20:19,280 --> 00:20:22,359 Speaker 1: your name and not somebody else's all right, all right, perfect, Okay, 433 00:20:22,440 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, this is that calling from Galleries. 434 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:36,040 Speaker 1: I was looking for Cynthia. Yes, this is me Cynthia. Sorry, Cynthia. 435 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:39,840 Speaker 1: How are you. I'm great. I'm really happy to hear 436 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:46,159 Speaker 1: from you. So I'm calling you to talk about your piece. Yes, yes, congratulations. 437 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:53,000 Speaker 1: We would love to show your art. What Oh my gosh. 438 00:20:53,000 --> 00:20:55,760 Speaker 1: But just real quick, as a congratulations, I would like 439 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,760 Speaker 1: to also offer you, um a little celebratory package to 440 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:03,240 Speaker 1: send us someone special. Oh oh wow, that's very unexpected. 441 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,760 Speaker 1: That's amazing. Okay, that's sort of a thing we do 442 00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:10,720 Speaker 1: for some of our new artists, and it's basically, you know, 443 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,560 Speaker 1: we're saying congratulations. We'd love to show your peace. Also, 444 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:16,080 Speaker 1: we'd love to send a bottle of wine and some 445 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:18,360 Speaker 1: flowers to someone special in your life, so the two 446 00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:22,160 Speaker 1: of you can celebrate. Oh my gosh, that is incredible. Yeah, 447 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:26,000 Speaker 1: I know exactly who I want to send it too, wonderful. Okay, great, 448 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:29,920 Speaker 1: I can go ahead and send these flowers and these wine, 449 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,320 Speaker 1: and it also has a card too. Anyway, we can 450 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:33,960 Speaker 1: get all that first of all, though, I will just 451 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 1: need the name of who you'd like to send them to. 452 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:44,199 Speaker 1: His name is Scott? Interesting? Okay? And Scott is Scott 453 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:51,000 Speaker 1: is my boyfriend? M okay? Well that is very interesting 454 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:56,560 Speaker 1: because I thought you had a husband named Matthew. I'm sorry, yes, 455 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,000 Speaker 1: I thought that you had a husband named Matthew, and 456 00:21:59,119 --> 00:22:01,200 Speaker 1: that's who we were hoping you were going to send 457 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:06,400 Speaker 1: the flowers too, instead of somebody named Scott. Um, Cynthia, 458 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,800 Speaker 1: what's going on? Did you want to be caught? Maybe? Um? 459 00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:13,880 Speaker 1: It's not what you think it is. Um, please please look, 460 00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:16,880 Speaker 1: I'm not a complete moron. You're over here, I'm in town. 461 00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:20,840 Speaker 1: Your boyfriend's coming over, You're in our bedroom, and then 462 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,639 Speaker 1: you can't even die? Who is Scott anyway? Is he 463 00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,120 Speaker 1: someone you work with? How did you even meet this guy? How? 464 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,960 Speaker 1: How how are you finding somebody that have an affair 465 00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,679 Speaker 1: with when we're locked in together in this prandemic? Would they? 466 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:34,720 Speaker 1: I don't I don't understand it. I just don't nothing 467 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:37,159 Speaker 1: to me. He's nothing to me. He's nothing to me. 468 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,080 Speaker 1: That's such a lot. No, no, no no, no, stop stop stop. 469 00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:41,840 Speaker 1: That's such a lot. And I know it's a lie 470 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,919 Speaker 1: because you called him your boyfriend. Here you are getting 471 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,920 Speaker 1: like lingerie for room. When was the last time you 472 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:49,720 Speaker 1: bought lingerie for me? It's been like what to their honeymoon? 473 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,720 Speaker 1: Forget that? No, no, no, And then you're going to 474 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:54,560 Speaker 1: You're gonna do champagne, you're gonna do wine, you're gonna 475 00:22:54,600 --> 00:22:56,199 Speaker 1: do flowers. You're gonna do all this stuff with this 476 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:59,199 Speaker 1: guy and celebrate this ardgown. I've been working with you 477 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,600 Speaker 1: for for years, getting you in this art gallery. And 478 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:04,719 Speaker 1: who's who's Scott? Who is got? Who is got? Yeah? 479 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:08,760 Speaker 1: He's He's nobody, he's nobody's sweeting. No no, no, no, no no, no, 480 00:23:09,160 --> 00:23:11,000 Speaker 1: you know what, don't stop stop, just show up with 481 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,920 Speaker 1: a whole year my everything saying because it's a lie, 482 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:14,880 Speaker 1: you're cheating on me, just a bit, just a bit, 483 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:20,359 Speaker 1: just a bit that you're cheating on me. Fine, fine, 484 00:23:20,440 --> 00:23:25,240 Speaker 1: obviously you caught me. Ye you sound very casual about this, though, 485 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:29,560 Speaker 1: really weird. No, I'm well, I mean, well funny, I 486 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,720 Speaker 1: guess I guess we're going to do this. Um yeah, 487 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:35,239 Speaker 1: I've been wanting to have a conversation with you for 488 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:41,119 Speaker 1: like a really long time, and um what cheating on him? No? No, 489 00:23:41,320 --> 00:23:44,640 Speaker 1: I no, no, not that. I just I want to 490 00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:49,399 Speaker 1: shift our relationship and and have an open marriage and 491 00:23:49,680 --> 00:23:54,600 Speaker 1: be able to see other people because you know, I 492 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,400 Speaker 1: want this to be open because I've made a decision 493 00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:00,720 Speaker 1: that I want to be a hot wife. Wife. What 494 00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:05,320 Speaker 1: does that mean? Yeah? What does that mean? Well, it's 495 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:08,280 Speaker 1: basically it's an open relationship and I want to be 496 00:24:08,320 --> 00:24:13,480 Speaker 1: a wife that has you know that. Okay, So the guys, oh, 497 00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:17,960 Speaker 1: oh wow, so you this has been I'm confused. Yeah, 498 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,480 Speaker 1: so this is something that you've been thinking about talking 499 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,280 Speaker 1: to your husband Matthew about Yeah, but you quite a while. 500 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,719 Speaker 1: You just went ahead and did it though you didn't talk. 501 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:31,199 Speaker 1: You didn't talk about Yeah, you just went out and 502 00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,000 Speaker 1: did it, didn't you. You didn't talk to me about it. 503 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,840 Speaker 1: I don't want to be the husband of a hot wife, 504 00:24:36,840 --> 00:24:39,160 Speaker 1: whatever the hell that is. I don't want you going 505 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,359 Speaker 1: out and begging other dude. Um, well, I'm sure we 506 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,560 Speaker 1: can work something out, but this is something I want. 507 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:46,920 Speaker 1: Do I not have a say in this at all? 508 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,919 Speaker 1: That you're telling me? Um? I mean yeah, you can. 509 00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,640 Speaker 1: You can have a say in this. Can we talk 510 00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:53,840 Speaker 1: about this later in private when it's just the two 511 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,879 Speaker 1: of us. We'll see about that. Once I explained to you, 512 00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,600 Speaker 1: like what a hot wife is. I'm sure you'll understand, 513 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,760 Speaker 1: you'll be down. I mean, I've got videos I can 514 00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:04,480 Speaker 1: show you, so you know. I think this is something 515 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:07,479 Speaker 1: that once you understand, you're gonna be all in on. 516 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:11,720 Speaker 1: Trust me, baby, it'll be great. Yeah. Well, we'll talk 517 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:14,720 Speaker 1: when I get home. All right, just hold up, I'll 518 00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:16,199 Speaker 1: be home in a couple of hours. We'll have this 519 00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:19,080 Speaker 1: conversation there trying not to cheat on me between now 520 00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:24,760 Speaker 1: and man um, Well, Matthew, she's gone. No, she hung up, 521 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:28,160 Speaker 1: So I guess you guys will talk later. Sounds like 522 00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,639 Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm like speechless. I don't even know 523 00:25:30,640 --> 00:25:33,120 Speaker 1: what to think about that. Yeah, I guess, like, good luck, 524 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,200 Speaker 1: maybe you might actually like it. Yeah, who knows, So 525 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:39,000 Speaker 1: I don't. I don't think I'm gonna like whatever the 526 00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 1: hot wife is. Yeah, right now, Yeah, it's definitely not 527 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:47,040 Speaker 1: what you Yeah. No, I mean I think you guys 528 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:48,960 Speaker 1: should have probably had well, she should have had that 529 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,200 Speaker 1: conversation with you before you got married, so you could 530 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,600 Speaker 1: have made that decision. But good luck with everything, man, 531 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,919 Speaker 1: and uh, you know, whatever you decide, I hope you're 532 00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:58,359 Speaker 1: happy with it. Well, dude, guys, thank so much for 533 00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,880 Speaker 1: helping out and just kind of exposing what's going on here. 534 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,200 Speaker 1: I mean, at least I'm not crazy, right, No, no, 535 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,879 Speaker 1: you're not all right man. We'll take care, thank you 536 00:26:06,200 --> 00:26:09,919 Speaker 1: and good luck. Yeah, alright, alright, by guys. The Jewel 537 00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 1: Shows were of the Roses. The Jewel Show on demand 538 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:24,560 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio. Yeah, it's time to beat a fun 539 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,440 Speaker 1: trivia game for fun fun times a night. I've been 540 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:29,480 Speaker 1: going on the auto bod. We're going to go the 541 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,480 Speaker 1: d Okay, let's start all right, let's stop doing that 542 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:33,960 Speaker 1: because we do that every single time, but I can't 543 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:35,320 Speaker 1: help it. I just love it. Now. It's gonna be 544 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:37,280 Speaker 1: stuck my head all day. It is, oh my god. 545 00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,520 Speaker 1: Every time we play this game. The English haven't made 546 00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:44,400 Speaker 1: his intro for this, and I walk around all day 547 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:50,199 Speaker 1: after going Branton yeah, and I'm like, anyway, musical genius. 548 00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:53,680 Speaker 1: It's time for Beat the Brits. And today, Evan, you're 549 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,000 Speaker 1: going to be playing Collette. Colette, what's up? How are 550 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,280 Speaker 1: you hey? Colett? Hi? I'm good. How are you? Guys? 551 00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:03,160 Speaker 1: Not too bad? Are you ready to well? Are you? Yes? 552 00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:05,760 Speaker 1: I am? Okay? Have you listened to the game before 553 00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:11,520 Speaker 1: I have? And you're pretty bad. Yeah, keep pretty much it. Yeah, Wow, 554 00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:14,320 Speaker 1: it's not very hard to it's not How are you? 555 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:17,080 Speaker 1: How are you at trivia? Um, i'd say, I'm so 556 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,320 Speaker 1: so some kinds of Okay, okay, I can still take 557 00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:22,880 Speaker 1: him on all. I got someone terrible playing someone so 558 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:25,320 Speaker 1: so at trivia. Let's just get to an English ivan. 559 00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,720 Speaker 1: Get out of the studio. English Evan is gonna leave 560 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,560 Speaker 1: the studio collect The game is played like this. You 561 00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:32,439 Speaker 1: got thirty seconds, answer so many questions as possible, and 562 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,760 Speaker 1: you have to beat English Evan outright to win. Okay, okay, 563 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:40,000 Speaker 1: all right, he is gone. Your thirty seconds starts now. 564 00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:42,480 Speaker 1: An elephant has forty thousand muscles, and what part of 565 00:27:42,480 --> 00:27:49,760 Speaker 1: their body they're trunk? And In the eleventh century, jousting 566 00:27:49,840 --> 00:27:54,520 Speaker 1: was a popular sport for whom, oh my god, pass 567 00:27:54,880 --> 00:28:01,960 Speaker 1: what is the hardest substance on earth? M I don't know, 568 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:05,959 Speaker 1: oh my god, iron past? Okay? In business, what does 569 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:11,960 Speaker 1: CCO stand for CCO? Okay, you're out of time. You 570 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:16,080 Speaker 1: can still answer that if you can still answer it, though, yea, yeah, 571 00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:17,560 Speaker 1: I think by now you're out of time. You can't 572 00:28:17,560 --> 00:28:20,679 Speaker 1: answer it now. All right, Well we'll see how it 573 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,360 Speaker 1: goes in. Just bring English, Ivan back into the studio, 574 00:28:23,480 --> 00:28:28,400 Speaker 1: so collect what's something interesting about you? Before Evan plays? Um, 575 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,920 Speaker 1: I actually speak three languages? Oh you do three languages? Okay? 576 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:35,040 Speaker 1: Which ones? I speak Spanish, English, and a little bit 577 00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:39,560 Speaker 1: of French. Oh a little bit of French. That's not 578 00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:43,760 Speaker 1: speaking three languages. No, no, I didn't mean a little 579 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,240 Speaker 1: bit of French. I can actually speak French. You can. 580 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,080 Speaker 1: Let's hear some French right now? Tell English? Seventy stupid 581 00:28:49,120 --> 00:28:53,920 Speaker 1: in French? Almost in France. In French. Actually I don't 582 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,000 Speaker 1: know how to say that in Frence. Sorry, alright, all right, English, 583 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,520 Speaker 1: Evan is back in studio obviously was that on? And 584 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:03,000 Speaker 1: are you ready to go? Evan? I'm so ready. Let's 585 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:07,280 Speaker 1: do this all right, it's and yeah, your time starts now. 586 00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,560 Speaker 1: An elephant has forty thousand muscles, and what part of 587 00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:14,120 Speaker 1: their body the legs. In the eleventh century, justing was 588 00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,360 Speaker 1: a popular sport for who the English? What is the 589 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:21,880 Speaker 1: hardest substance on Earth? Diamond? In business, what does CTO 590 00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:27,160 Speaker 1: stand for? Corporate Time Officer? A zero? And tennis is 591 00:29:27,160 --> 00:29:33,520 Speaker 1: called what? Oh love? Where does Jeff Bezos live? Yeah? 592 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:39,280 Speaker 1: What athlete is known as the flying Tomato me, No, 593 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,520 Speaker 1: it is not you. It is a redhead though. All right, Evan, 594 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,600 Speaker 1: Actually I think did pretty good. So Colette, we'll find 595 00:29:45,600 --> 00:29:48,600 Speaker 1: out though, if you were able to beat dot breeds 596 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,960 Speaker 1: when we go to the scoreboard and the scoreboard it's 597 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:57,240 Speaker 1: me today. All right, here we go, Collette. You got yeah, 598 00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:05,320 Speaker 1: whopping one one correct? One correct? Yeah, you said pass 599 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,960 Speaker 1: a lot. So Unfortunately one of the questions wasn't like, hey, 600 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: what do you drive to get over a mountain? A 601 00:30:09,600 --> 00:30:11,600 Speaker 1: pass do? You would have got that right? Or what 602 00:30:11,640 --> 00:30:13,440 Speaker 1: does quarterbacks do? You would have got a bunch right? 603 00:30:13,720 --> 00:30:20,840 Speaker 1: And english? Evan, you got three correct? Congratulations? Collect How 604 00:30:20,840 --> 00:30:23,360 Speaker 1: did he get three correct? He got I'll tell you 605 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,880 Speaker 1: how because I'm really smart. Alex. Okay, he did not 606 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:28,080 Speaker 1: get three correct. I go through the question, well I will, yeah, 607 00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:29,520 Speaker 1: go through the questions. I'll tell you what I have 608 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,080 Speaker 1: him getting right. All right, an elephant has forty thousand muscles, 609 00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,320 Speaker 1: and what part of their body their trunk? So she 610 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,520 Speaker 1: got that one right, she got that right. Yeah. And 611 00:30:37,200 --> 00:30:39,600 Speaker 1: in the eleventh century, justin was a popular sport for 612 00:30:39,640 --> 00:30:43,040 Speaker 1: who nights. Yep, he did not get that. He did 613 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:46,240 Speaker 1: not get that right. What is the hardest substance on Earth, 614 00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:49,239 Speaker 1: that's diamonds. Haven't got that right? In business, what does 615 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:53,840 Speaker 1: CTO stand for? Chief Technology Officer? A zero? And tennis 616 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:56,760 Speaker 1: is called what love? He got that right? Yeah? Where 617 00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 1: does Jeff Bezos live? Bellevue, Washington. Oh you're not giving 618 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:04,560 Speaker 1: it to because he said Seattle and not Bellevue. Oh yeah, yeah, 619 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:08,000 Speaker 1: you're right technically, I mean, I mean technically no, it's 620 00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,040 Speaker 1: bev You're right. You got that wrong. Evan, You're stupid, 621 00:31:10,360 --> 00:31:14,560 Speaker 1: I mean, so all right, so let's change the score. Then, 622 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,480 Speaker 1: Evan still beat Collette two to one. Hold on, actually 623 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,200 Speaker 1: didn't finish the last question. Oh my bad, I'm all 624 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,920 Speaker 1: over the point. What athlete is known as a flying tomato? 625 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:28,560 Speaker 1: Sean White? Oh he is another redhead? He does well. 626 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:31,239 Speaker 1: Congratulations English, Evan, you won Collette. I'm sorry you did 627 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,840 Speaker 1: not beat the brit today. So good. It's okay, though, 628 00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:36,600 Speaker 1: I'll send you a Jewels Show stick or just for playing. 629 00:31:36,600 --> 00:31:38,160 Speaker 1: So hang on the line and i'll get your Inphoe. 630 00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:39,920 Speaker 1: Thank you. All right. We played Beat the brit every 631 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:43,480 Speaker 1: single Tuesday and Thursday at this time, and Evan never wins. YEA. 632 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:48,640 Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. Social media 633 00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:53,720 Speaker 1: it's a jewels show, a place for sharing photoshopped pictures 634 00:31:53,760 --> 00:31:57,280 Speaker 1: of the life you wish you had, telling everyone that 635 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,520 Speaker 1: you are the foremost political expert in the world and 636 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,320 Speaker 1: if they disagree with you, they are stupid idiots, ridiculous. 637 00:32:03,400 --> 00:32:05,680 Speaker 1: And of course social media is a place to connect 638 00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:08,920 Speaker 1: with friends and then disconnect with friends after you realize 639 00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,560 Speaker 1: what a stupid idiot they are. Yes, well, there's a 640 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:14,840 Speaker 1: new way to enjoy Facebook drama, all thanks to TikTok 641 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:18,360 Speaker 1: and a guy named Lublin. Okay Okay. Lublin is a 642 00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:23,560 Speaker 1: thirty year old musician from Toronto, Canada, Canadia. He Kindada Land. 643 00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:27,520 Speaker 1: He's from Toronto, and he's going viral today because he's 644 00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:32,480 Speaker 1: taking people's Facebook drama and creating bangers. That's amazing. I'll 645 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,200 Speaker 1: just get into it. I'll just play you guys one 646 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:40,440 Speaker 1: of his songs. There we go. So this is a 647 00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:43,840 Speaker 1: conversation between two people on Facebook that he saw and 648 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:51,960 Speaker 1: he decided to make a song about it. I know 649 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,880 Speaker 1: that first part we start sam but it's somebody's saying 650 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:57,160 Speaker 1: good evening, is this available? So they're probably trying to 651 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,400 Speaker 1: buy something in the Facebook marketplace. Or something. So here's 652 00:33:00,440 --> 00:33:14,920 Speaker 1: the rest of the conversation. Okay, please leave me alone. 653 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:17,080 Speaker 1: We are sleeping. Somebody wants to buy something on the 654 00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:20,200 Speaker 1: Facebook marketplace so bad? Did they keep bugging this person? 655 00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:42,840 Speaker 1: I'll contact the Attorney general if you don't stop. Just 656 00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:44,200 Speaker 1: just a clip from one of his songs. He's got 657 00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:45,520 Speaker 1: a few of them, and I wanted to get to 658 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,040 Speaker 1: one of the better ones that went. I mean, that's 659 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,600 Speaker 1: about somebody arguing Facebook marketplace saying they're going to call 660 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:51,840 Speaker 1: the Attorney General on the person, which is weird. Turn 661 00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:54,160 Speaker 1: your phone off for down or silent and fripont in 662 00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:56,600 Speaker 1: the morning? Is that weird? We're playing songs from this 663 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:59,160 Speaker 1: guy named Lublin who's going viral on TikTok because he's 664 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:01,600 Speaker 1: taking people who are arguing on Facebook and making songs 665 00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:14,600 Speaker 1: about them. This one is about two people arguing over broccoliks. 666 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:25,680 Speaker 1: She's all my broccoli. Oh my god. Facebook is just 667 00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:27,680 Speaker 1: full of weight people, Yes it is. I just want 668 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,239 Speaker 1: to do nothing but complain. I know about broccoli. I 669 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,600 Speaker 1: mean the Facebookum, let's hear more of the song about 670 00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:45,280 Speaker 1: the Facebook broccoli arguing her not talking about cars, Lady, 671 00:34:46,640 --> 00:34:55,960 Speaker 1: she's a crazy leading recipe stealing. These are all women 672 00:34:56,239 --> 00:34:58,479 Speaker 1: talking to each other that all know each other because 673 00:34:58,560 --> 00:35:02,520 Speaker 1: the one's named Helen, one's name Orris recipe still in by, 674 00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:14,120 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's amazing. Careful who your friends are, song, 675 00:35:14,200 --> 00:35:16,280 Speaker 1: careful who your friends are. They might steal your broccoli 676 00:35:16,280 --> 00:35:19,319 Speaker 1: cast role recipe. Oh my goodness. I'm sure it's not 677 00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,759 Speaker 1: the first time that recipe has been made. Recipe still 678 00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,960 Speaker 1: And you're really scraping the barrel of arguments if you 679 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:27,600 Speaker 1: need to argue about broccoli. But that's what happens on Facebook. 680 00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:30,920 Speaker 1: They argue about everything, everything they do. I'm in this 681 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,000 Speaker 1: mom group. Yeah, Alex is a member of some of 682 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:36,040 Speaker 1: these mom groups on Facebook, and she'll tell me about 683 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:39,080 Speaker 1: some of the things that they post. Let's go back 684 00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:41,520 Speaker 1: real quick. I'm a part of two mom groups on Facebook. 685 00:35:41,719 --> 00:35:43,839 Speaker 1: One is called vulgar Moms. Yeah, one is called four 686 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,879 Speaker 1: twenty Moms. Let's get it straight. Yeah. No, sorry, yes, 687 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:49,920 Speaker 1: that sounded like you're in crotchet groups or something. No, 688 00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:52,600 Speaker 1: she's a member of these ones called vulgar moms, and 689 00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,920 Speaker 1: like you said, four twenty moms, and some of the 690 00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:57,759 Speaker 1: people on their overshare the craziest things they do. So 691 00:35:57,840 --> 00:35:59,319 Speaker 1: a couple of days ago, there was this one post 692 00:35:59,320 --> 00:36:00,879 Speaker 1: that it says, we have bleep out the last naus. 693 00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,480 Speaker 1: I want to say the name, you know, Sabrina's. Could 694 00:36:03,520 --> 00:36:06,319 Speaker 1: you explain why you send Ashley a message stating why 695 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,600 Speaker 1: she's complete trash? We all want to know. That's drama. 696 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,360 Speaker 1: That's the most polite way ever of saying that, or 697 00:36:13,400 --> 00:36:17,120 Speaker 1: passive aggressive. And then the girl just responded with a 698 00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,680 Speaker 1: bunch of gifts. A bunch of gifts. Yeah, so she 699 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:21,719 Speaker 1: didn't respond with any words, just gifts of like eye 700 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:25,240 Speaker 1: rolls and like get out and stuff like that. Just caddy, 701 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:28,600 Speaker 1: you know. Actually there's more to this conversation and comments, 702 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:30,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god, why don't you give 703 00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,400 Speaker 1: us some of it and sing it like that? Dude? 704 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:37,320 Speaker 1: Oh music, keep try it. Sure, I'll read one of 705 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:49,480 Speaker 1: the admin's comments. Okay, okay, all right, hit it, y'all, 706 00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,799 Speaker 1: just shut up. I'm trying to enjoy my first kid 707 00:36:52,840 --> 00:36:59,840 Speaker 1: free night of September. Grow Up, Your grow Up. That 708 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,359 Speaker 1: song right there, it's called grow Up by Alec Fresh. 709 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,920 Speaker 1: There we go. God, alright, thank you. That's gonna be 710 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:10,760 Speaker 1: a hit. Yeah. It is The Jewels Show on demand 711 00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:16,840 Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio. Jebils dirty little secret. Remember, if you 712 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,560 Speaker 1: have a dirty little secret, or a big dirty secret, 713 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:24,480 Speaker 1: or a medium sized dirty secret, whatever dirty you got, 714 00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:27,120 Speaker 1: whatever secret you got, whether it's clean or dirty, you 715 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:28,799 Speaker 1: can tell it on the show text in four one 716 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:30,399 Speaker 1: six one. If you have a dirty little secret, we'll 717 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:33,160 Speaker 1: let you get it off your chest. Remember, everybody stays anonymous. 718 00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,000 Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. And that's 719 00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:37,759 Speaker 1: why on the phone right now, our anonymous caller to 720 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:40,479 Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret is none other made 721 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:46,000 Speaker 1: big news this past week. Alaria Baldwin. Hello, Alec Baldwin's 722 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,160 Speaker 1: wife who lied about being Spanish. It was actually named Hillary, 723 00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,480 Speaker 1: but anyway, Hello Hilaria, Hey Hillary? Hello? Then is it 724 00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,160 Speaker 1: Lario or Hillary? What do you go by these days? 725 00:37:57,200 --> 00:37:59,840 Speaker 1: As long as I'm anonymous on the radio right now? Okay, 726 00:37:59,840 --> 00:38:02,120 Speaker 1: So you have a dirty little secret that you want 727 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 1: to tell us? Um? So, yeah, I have a dirty 728 00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:10,320 Speaker 1: little secret that might be a little awkward for you guys, 729 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:12,560 Speaker 1: awkward for us. We're not the one tell on the secret. 730 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,759 Speaker 1: Why didn't we awkward for us? It's so awkward what 731 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,160 Speaker 1: you did? Um? Well, I mean, you know, you guys 732 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,440 Speaker 1: are kind of involved with my little secret, or at 733 00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,759 Speaker 1: least one of you. We're involved in your secret? Do 734 00:38:23,840 --> 00:38:28,320 Speaker 1: we know each other? Well? I know you guys, because 735 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,080 Speaker 1: I do listen. I love love the show. But my 736 00:38:31,160 --> 00:38:34,839 Speaker 1: mother is always asking me why I'm single, okay, and 737 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,640 Speaker 1: like it's the last thing that you want to hear 738 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:41,320 Speaker 1: as a kid, and it's annoying, and I have my reasons, 739 00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:44,839 Speaker 1: but I'm I just started to lie to her and 740 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 1: I told her that I am dating English Evan. Are 741 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:54,799 Speaker 1: you sorry? Are you serious? I even when on his 742 00:38:54,840 --> 00:39:00,279 Speaker 1: Instagram pulled up some pictures photoshopped myself into those pictures. 743 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,640 Speaker 1: I have to see this pic the rest of my 744 00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:09,239 Speaker 1: family during the holidays. Oh my god, what hold on? 745 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:12,160 Speaker 1: Did you photo show up your face onto my girlfriend's head. 746 00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:16,040 Speaker 1: I don't know who's in your photos. I just stagged 747 00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,600 Speaker 1: one and I photo shot myself into it standing next 748 00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,880 Speaker 1: to you, and that went around the family dinner table. 749 00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:25,759 Speaker 1: Oh god, So why did you choose English? So you've 750 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,040 Speaker 1: been lying to your family telling them that you're dating 751 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:29,920 Speaker 1: English Evans. So what if they like, look at his 752 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:32,040 Speaker 1: Instagram and see that he has a girlfriend and pictures 753 00:39:32,040 --> 00:39:34,960 Speaker 1: of his girlfriend? Is he like what? No, No, that's 754 00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,040 Speaker 1: that's I told him that that's just a front if 755 00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:38,719 Speaker 1: they go on there and they're not going to see me, 756 00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,120 Speaker 1: because it just you know, it'd be a little embarring 757 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:43,799 Speaker 1: if he just puts his personal stuff out there, like 758 00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,600 Speaker 1: it would be dating me, Like he can't put that 759 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,719 Speaker 1: up there, is what I told you. They believe me. Yeah, yeah, 760 00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:53,799 Speaker 1: My mom is he's not real big on technology and 761 00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:56,920 Speaker 1: all the social media, so she's not. She really can't 762 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,880 Speaker 1: look for herself because she gets confused. I'm interested to 763 00:40:00,200 --> 00:40:03,680 Speaker 1: how our relationship is, Like, tell me the details. Oh well, 764 00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:06,240 Speaker 1: when I tell my mother, I tell her it's all good, 765 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,600 Speaker 1: it's great. We have like this beautiful candy relationship. Because 766 00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:12,319 Speaker 1: then if she if I say anything is bad or 767 00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:15,520 Speaker 1: I like let on that there could be a problem 768 00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,200 Speaker 1: or whatever, then she's just going to ask more questions 769 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,359 Speaker 1: that she's going to be trying to be involved more 770 00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:23,680 Speaker 1: so anytime she asks, I mean, I'm telling her it's great, 771 00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:27,000 Speaker 1: we're going to dinners, we're having fun. Oh my god, 772 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:29,279 Speaker 1: how long are you planning on keeping this up? For 773 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,479 Speaker 1: as long as I need to? I don't know. Maybe well, 774 00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,680 Speaker 1: actually maybe after a little while, I'll say that we 775 00:40:34,760 --> 00:40:36,759 Speaker 1: broke up and then and then that'll like buy me 776 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:42,600 Speaker 1: time of being single again to meet him. Yeah. Oh yeah. 777 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:46,200 Speaker 1: English Evan's very busy. He's very social. He you know, 778 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,800 Speaker 1: can't come around a while. It's very busy in his 779 00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,640 Speaker 1: grandma's basement. Yeah. Yeah, that's something that no one's ever 780 00:40:52,680 --> 00:40:55,319 Speaker 1: said about me. Why why choose English Evan out of 781 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:57,520 Speaker 1: all people you could choose to fake not on the 782 00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,480 Speaker 1: show noserag meaning life, Out of all the people you 783 00:40:59,520 --> 00:41:02,000 Speaker 1: could choose to fake have a relationship with, what made 784 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:04,320 Speaker 1: you choose English Evan to lie to your family about? 785 00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,759 Speaker 1: Why Evan? I you know, he was on in the 786 00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,279 Speaker 1: background and I just always thought he was cute and 787 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:12,360 Speaker 1: his red hair and his beard, and I was like, 788 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,120 Speaker 1: it was finally my chance to have an English boyfriend. 789 00:41:15,160 --> 00:41:18,320 Speaker 1: And I thought, hey, here we go. And I mean, Evan, 790 00:41:18,360 --> 00:41:20,000 Speaker 1: if it's cool with you, if you could just send 791 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:23,399 Speaker 1: me like some pictures maybe of like how how you look. 792 00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,200 Speaker 1: I know it sounds weird, but with like without a shirt. 793 00:41:25,239 --> 00:41:30,480 Speaker 1: And then I got your mother is so proud, Well 794 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,080 Speaker 1: she will be as soon as I get these pictures 795 00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,439 Speaker 1: from him. I'm not sure I'll send you some. Yeah, 796 00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,200 Speaker 1: we got some. We'll send it to you. Well. Thanks, 797 00:41:38,200 --> 00:41:41,200 Speaker 1: for telling us your dirty little secret, and continued success 798 00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:44,120 Speaker 1: in your relationship with English Evan. I'm really excited for you, guys. 799 00:41:44,160 --> 00:41:46,960 Speaker 1: It's going well. Thank Evan, Thank you for being my 800 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,080 Speaker 1: dirty little secret. Oh oh my god. All right, hang up, 801 00:41:51,719 --> 00:41:53,880 Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret,