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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Holy Zaida.

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Speaker 1: Uh Johnny Davis and Dio. Wow, heo, Holy Diver is

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Speaker 1: the original song which I totally knew and did not

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Speaker 1: just have to listen to that song because Ronnie James

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Speaker 1: Dio over here. Yeah that's right. Yeah, you were saying

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Speaker 1: before we recorded, you could like hear young Jack Black

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Speaker 1: just being irreversibly his brain matter being reformed from listening

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Speaker 1: to Dio because everything. But I mean, you know, there

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Speaker 1: was there were plenty of singers like that from them,

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Speaker 1: but there was I was like, Damn, Jack Black's killing

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Speaker 1: the deal. Yeah for sure. Well I am Jack O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: not black. You are Miles not black, but gray half black,

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Speaker 1: which gets you gray. There it is, And we are

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Speaker 1: here to tell you what is trending. Mushroom is trending.

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Speaker 1: They are like a super recipe. What are we dealing?

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Speaker 1: Oh you people micro do things? God what you imagine

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump as president and mushroom was trending because that's

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Speaker 1: what's happening. He set off a nuclear explosion. Well, no,

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Speaker 1: you remember Stormy Daniels described the form of the president's

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Speaker 1: other parts. Um so, Stephanie Grisham the former press secretary

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Speaker 1: has a book out and like it's the kind of

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Speaker 1: book you're like, man, fuck it. You really just were

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Speaker 1: like fuck you just want to know some dumb ship.

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Speaker 1: This is not really consequential, like we they averted a

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Speaker 1: nuclear war and ship. It's all stuff like you know, Uh,

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Speaker 1: there was a guy who they called the music man,

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Speaker 1: like there are one handler of Trump's was designated music man,

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Speaker 1: and that would be a person who would have to

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Speaker 1: play his favorite show tunes, including Memory from Cats, to

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Speaker 1: pull him from the drink of rage. This is what

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Speaker 1: she's alleging in this book. Yes, there's also should they

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Speaker 1: like kind of stroke his forehead, like he would lay

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Speaker 1: down on their lap and he would they would struck

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Speaker 1: his forehead while they played this song for him. I

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Speaker 1: don't do There's there's so much stuff there was like

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Speaker 1: he's was like oggling staffers. Apparently he the reason why

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Speaker 1: the mushroom thing happened is um that essentially he had

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Speaker 1: like basically like called her from Air Force one to

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Speaker 1: inform her that it wasn't true the mushroom allegation from

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Speaker 1: Stormy Daniels, Like he called her to like that is

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Speaker 1: not true? Is that true? At all does you know,

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Speaker 1: and it's like okay, full like what um. Then there's

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Speaker 1: like another one where he like got tough with Putin,

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Speaker 1: like in Japan, but he said before the like before

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Speaker 1: they went on camera, he apparently told Putin allegedly said

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna act a little tougher with you for a

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Speaker 1: few minutes. But it's where the cameras and after they leave,

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Speaker 1: we'll talk, you understand. And when he was like, don't

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Speaker 1: meddle in the election. If you remember that thing that

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Speaker 1: he said that was for show. He hit a colonoscopy

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Speaker 1: appointment because of his toxic masculinity, you can already imagine

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Speaker 1: what he thought would happen if people knew be good

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Speaker 1: for people to see, like the half of the country

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Speaker 1: that voted for him that like, oh man, he he

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Speaker 1: does it, like maybe I should do it too, Like

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Speaker 1: probably would have been the one thing he did during

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Speaker 1: his presidency that helped people the most was that he

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Speaker 1: got a colonoscopy. Well, this was a thing where he

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Speaker 1: took a weird trip to Walter Read and everyone's like, oh,

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Speaker 1: daddy's brains going or something's happening. He was getting a colonoscopy.

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Speaker 1: I remember, like This is like another one of those

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Speaker 1: stories where they're like, what's what's he doing at Walter

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Speaker 1: read he he was just hiding it because he didn't

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Speaker 1: want to be the bet of the joke. You are hiding,

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Speaker 1: h coloniz a an appointment. Yes, this feels like a

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Speaker 1: book that was written after two glasses of wine like

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Speaker 1: that sort of just like to see as gossip, Yeah

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Speaker 1: kind of. I I do love it. The other part

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Speaker 1: is he used to cut his own hair. I mean

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Speaker 1: that's like something they say he was cutting his own hair.

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Speaker 1: Was just a big ass scissors quote Trump carries around.

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Speaker 1: Quote A huge pair of scissors that could probably cut

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Speaker 1: a ribbon at an opening. You know, like you said huge.

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Speaker 1: This is a direct quote from the book. A huge

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Speaker 1: pair of scissors that could probably cut a ribbon at

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Speaker 1: an opening of one of his properties. I think those

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Speaker 1: his hair. I don't know. This is this is truly

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Speaker 1: uh amazing. This might be the first Trump book that

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Speaker 1: all right, well, shout out to uh Stephanie Grisham. A

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Speaker 1: bunch of people just griffing off each other and She's like, well, funk,

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Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say all this dumb ship that I saw,

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Speaker 1: approving that I m a elder millennial. I saw the

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Speaker 1: headline about a Grisham book and I thought it was John.

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Speaker 1: He's like, oh, he's back with legal thriller about Donald

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Speaker 1: Trump's mushroom shaped penis. Alright, Lakers are trending because they

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Speaker 1: are not fucking around this season, at least not when

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Speaker 1: it comes to the vaccine. Um. I have a feeling

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Speaker 1: team being the most powerful person in professional sports Frank Vogel,

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Speaker 1: No Lebron James, And I mean I remember he was

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Speaker 1: a little bit about the cage like Nicholas when it

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Speaker 1: But he now the team is backs, yeah, which has

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Speaker 1: to feel good as a Laker fan. Yeah. I mean,

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Speaker 1: Like it's I was also reading a tweet from um

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Speaker 1: Arash Markazi, shout out to him, we went the same

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Speaker 1: elementary school. Now great sports journalists at the only times. Um,

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Speaker 1: he was like pointing out a fact. He's like, despite that,

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Speaker 1: he said, like the sentiment around the team is like

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Speaker 1: not many people are really going to go out there

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Speaker 1: full force and like do a p S A for

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Speaker 1: this ship either. So there's like this very weird because

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Speaker 1: you'd also hope that they could be like, yo, what

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Speaker 1: like come on, take the league with you, be like hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: come on, what then are we doing here? Just just

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Speaker 1: get the jab here we go. Um, but the only

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Uh, NBA heads tell us what you think. UM,

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Speaker 1: I like that this is the third story. Uh. And

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Speaker 1: in trending after Mushroom and Lakers, we have Julian Assange

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Speaker 1: because it has been revealed that the CIA was plotting

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Speaker 1: to kidnap and assassinate Julian Assange. Yeah, that rendition do

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Speaker 1: on Julian massage, but just looking very narrowly at the

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Speaker 1: act of whistle blowing and then your life being in

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Speaker 1: be right back. And we're back. And the question is

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Speaker 1: being asked whether the next Double oh seven be a woman,

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Speaker 1: and Daniel Craig has said it should not be a woman.

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Speaker 1: The movie's producers also agree, but I don't, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: it's I mean, yeah. Also, someone had a tweet, Who's like,

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Speaker 1: why are we in the year fucking arguing about like

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out what the next bond is, like

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Speaker 1: figuring out who the next Iron Sides is gonna be?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, ship, Yeah, that's kind of an

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Speaker 1: interesting reference. But yeah, it's like just fucking make a

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Speaker 1: that these development people in the studio refused to do

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Speaker 1: is go what about a new idea? What about a

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Speaker 1: new set of ideas? Rather than relying on things that

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Speaker 1: and reuse it, then it will make x amount of dollars. Right,

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Speaker 1: Let's see, misinformation on TikTok has gotten so bad that

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Speaker 1: not surprising, but it does seem pretty dangerous. Us. So,

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Speaker 1: Strategic Dialogue suggesting that TikTok, which is now neconnect with

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Speaker 1: things to like well don't show like like police brutality

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Speaker 1: mean I always see like random TikTok's being pulled, like

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Speaker 1: an article is talking about, you know, extremism, and like

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Speaker 1: they're just they're they're not like captured, you know, for

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Speaker 1: posterity clips, Like no, that's still cooking on TikTok right now. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the study actually identified three and twelve videos promoting white supremacy,

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Speaker 1: which was of the sample of videos that they looked through. Um,

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Speaker 1: so yeah, it's not great. Uh, in fact, it's terrifying

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Speaker 1: and very bad. And yeah, do you think we'll ever?

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Speaker 1: I feel like, is is it possible ever really arrived

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Speaker 1: at that point where you go, all right, that's it,

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Speaker 1: it's just wild. At the end of the day, everything

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Speaker 1: is just about how long can we get this motherfucker

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Speaker 1: that means we trigger some kind of societal collapse, then

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Speaker 1: so be it. But we're gonna damn sure get them

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Speaker 1: with that watched time. Yeah, miracle whip. Yeah, it's trending

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Speaker 1: because that Nicole Brown's recipe for tuna salad is drawing

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Speaker 1: potato salad and someone asked her about tuna salad and

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Speaker 1: she said her recipe is solid albucore, tuna relish, miracle whip,

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Speaker 1: hard boiled egg salt, lots of pepper. And I said egg,

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Speaker 1: I said miracle whip. I said, fucking relish relish. No. No,

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Speaker 1: let's just keep it simple, you know. And I understand

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Speaker 1: that a lot of people had other really interesting like recipes,

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Speaker 1: but when it for me personally, because that ship is

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Speaker 1: going on the sandwich or like a you know, tuna

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Speaker 1: melt what have you. You guy can't have all that

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Speaker 1: other ship in there. What do you You're just straight.

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Speaker 1: I'll do qup mayo, Japanese mayonnaise. I'll do white pepper,

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Speaker 1: a little bit of salt. The mayonnaise brings enough salt

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Speaker 1: quality to it, don't typically it's over salted. And then

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Speaker 1: very finely if I want to very finely cut like

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Speaker 1: green onion, I'll kind of sprinkle that in there just

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Speaker 1: a little mustard thrown in you ever fu uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: tune it with a little mustard. I actually think this

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Speaker 1: sounds great. I'm a fan of miracle Whip. I don't mind. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's my grandma used to make turkey sandwiches that had

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Speaker 1: like big old hunks of red onion turkey and then

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Speaker 1: miracle whip. And I don't like red onion, and I

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Speaker 1: don't like miracle whip, and I don't particularly like turkey

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Speaker 1: it's almost definitely just because it was my grandma making

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Speaker 1: was like I only got it at her like house

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Speaker 1: by the shore, so like it was just a sense memory.

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Speaker 1: But I will still funk with miracle whip. It's funny,

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Speaker 1: mil My grandmother also made a turkey sandwich that I love.

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Speaker 1: But she would make it on like that fucking like

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Speaker 1: grain bread, right, And I'm like, like it, it's all

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Speaker 1: fucking weird and crunching and ship. But like to your

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Speaker 1: point with the with the grandmother's love, I was like,

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Speaker 1: it's my favorite sandwich. And I remember anytime I would

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Speaker 1: all would and I would never eat twelve grain bread

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Speaker 1: or wet bread as a kid, and only that very

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Speaker 1: narrow context. But she would use the best foods mayonnaise

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Speaker 1: on that ship. Yeah, yeah, shout out to Grandma's All right,

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Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of

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Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, be

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Speaker 1: kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't do nothing about

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Speaker 1: what supremacy. We will talk to y'all tomorrow. Bye bye,