Speaker 1: Hey, it's your brand new second Date update.
Speaker 2: And Brock and Jeffrey because yeah, one of our listeners
Speaker 2: brought a surprise guest, we'll say on the date, and
Speaker 2: who he brought is a little shocking.
Speaker 1: So you're gonna hear it. You're gonna hear it coming up.
Speaker 3: I know people are gonna have some strong reactions to
Speaker 3: this one, but yeah, let's go over some comments. Alexis, Yeah,
Speaker 3: Turkey said, my only problem is Brook and Alexis sound
Speaker 3: the same.
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, so that's okay.
Speaker 1: This is Alexis, this is bro.
Speaker 3: Your company's moving, Nobody can see her, see her.
Speaker 5: I can help, this is you tell The difference is
Speaker 5: Brooke is the.
Speaker 6: One who snorts when she laughs. Alexis just has like
Speaker 6: a honk like an when she laughs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you goat.
Speaker 1: I've never been told that in my life.
Speaker 4: All Right, we'll keep you guessing.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll keep you guys in your brand new
Speaker 3: second Date start right now.
Speaker 5: Right now, Second Date Updated. We get a lot of
Speaker 5: people on this segment who tell us I've heard you
Speaker 5: do these before. I never thought I'd actually be calling
Speaker 5: in for a second Date update myself.
Speaker 1: It probably does feel like some sort of out of
Speaker 1: body experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but they'll admit. They'll say like, I'm a huge
Speaker 5: fan and I've heard all the previous calls, and Jeff
Speaker 5: are even more handsome than you sound on the radio.
Speaker 1: We don't get that comment.
Speaker 5: Get a lot of that stuff, but not today. Today's
Speaker 5: caller was very honest in his email, admitting he's not
Speaker 5: a fan, in fact, never really listened to our show before.
Speaker 5: Other people in his social circle, though, encouraged him to
Speaker 5: reach out for help with his dating life, so he
Speaker 5: thought he'd give it a try. Okay, his name is Chris. Chris.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you realize what you're getting yourself
Speaker 5: off into.
Speaker 3: Here, man, But I was just thinking, Jeff his friends
Speaker 3: must be idiots, yeah, or setting them up as a
Speaker 3: big inside joke.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you have idiot friends, Chris?
Speaker 7: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Okay, don't listen to the show.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's fun. Since you haven't heard how we do these,
Speaker 5: we'll just start off by asking what's the name of
Speaker 5: the lucky lady that you're wanting us to call today? Bella?
Speaker 5: Okay beautiful, Yeah, Italian beautiful. So how did you meet
Speaker 5: Bella online?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 5: Set?
Speaker 3: Are you interested in Bella's like right now, and maybe
Speaker 3: it's just because you're nervous, like you've never heard the show.
Speaker 1: Emotions are real low.
Speaker 7: Oh no, she's she's really nice and pretty.
Speaker 5: Hey, yeah, Brooks. Sometimes guys are more of like internal
Speaker 5: joy feelers rather than like showing all of their emotions
Speaker 5: on the outside and crying at every opportunity like some
Speaker 5: of us do.
Speaker 4: So it's why I asked the question.
Speaker 5: That's good to ask. So tell us what did you
Speaker 5: and Bella do for a date?
Speaker 7: Well, we went to this Mexican restaurant.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay?
Speaker 3: And what was the moment like when you first sorry
Speaker 3: each other in person?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 5: Hold on, nothing, okay, hold on? What do we air
Speaker 5: this part?
Speaker 1: Are you there, Chris?
Speaker 5: It was very sweet. It was very sweet.
Speaker 1: Are we interrupting something right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: No, you have my full attention.
Speaker 5: You did ask us to just wait for a second
Speaker 5: while you did something. Let's keep going. Tell us about
Speaker 5: how dinner went.
Speaker 1: At the Mexican parks, like the connection or if that's.
Speaker 5: What you did, Like, we just want to learn more
Speaker 5: about your date.
Speaker 7: Man, what do you mean that's what I did?
Speaker 5: Did you?
Speaker 3: We just pretend like you're talking to your friends and
Speaker 3: they're wanting to recap of your night, right, Yeah, what
Speaker 3: did you tell him over the highlights?
Speaker 5: Tacos?
Speaker 7: We kissed, We went on a walk like I had
Speaker 7: a cheese kissed dia.
Speaker 5: No, okay, did you order for the kids?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 7: It was it was a full sized one.
Speaker 5: Okay, good, it's nice. What did you two talk about?
Speaker 7: We talked about you know, like pop culture and like
Speaker 7: news and like our interests and.
Speaker 1: Her interest Okay, so you're big into pop culture.
Speaker 5: No, but the topic did come up and I had
Speaker 5: to suffer through that for a little bit. So did
Speaker 5: you feel like it was a natural flow of convo?
Speaker 5: Hold on again, I don't think so. Okay, Chris, who
Speaker 5: are you talking?
Speaker 8: It was pretty good?
Speaker 5: Sorry? Man, who are you talking to in between the Oh?
Speaker 7: My mom's here with me?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: Hi mom? Why why are you talking to your mom
Speaker 5: in the middle of this?
Speaker 7: Oh? She is a big fan of the showy Yeah,
Speaker 7: she sent the email for me.
Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, she did it for you.
Speaker 5: What a nice Kay?
Speaker 4: I like, mom does my stuff for me too.
Speaker 5: That's good my appointment. Okay, I'm not forgotten what we
Speaker 5: were asking. Well, can we get to like how it ended?
Speaker 1: Was?
Speaker 5: There any romance like a cancer, a hug, just any
Speaker 5: any big moment that stood out to you. There you go.
Speaker 7: Yeah, when I went to the bathroom and came back,
Speaker 7: they were chatting it.
Speaker 8: Out like crazy.
Speaker 7: They really they really hit it off to Wait.
Speaker 3: Who's they Chris and my mom?
Speaker 7: Yeah, my mom was on the day with list.
Speaker 3: Oh did you tell Bella before you showed up to
Speaker 3: the restaurant that your mom was coming along? Oh, Chris, problem, So, Chris,
Speaker 3: this is absolutely the reason that Bella isn't calling you back?
Speaker 3: Think so, yes, yes, No one wants to date somebody's mom.
Speaker 5: Chris. What's the reason that you brought your mom along
Speaker 5: with you on the date?
Speaker 7: To keep me safe from any bad women women anife
Speaker 7: on you?
Speaker 5: Mom's right there, that's true. I don't want to be
Speaker 5: taken advantage of either on a day by woman.
Speaker 6: But can you paint that picture like what what is
Speaker 6: she gonna do in the middle of the ag Just
Speaker 6: be like I don't like her?
Speaker 7: My mom does like Bella good. She says that she
Speaker 7: doesn't dress sleazily.
Speaker 5: Oh that's good. Wow, sounds like it's a rare thing
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 1: Tell your mom. She shouldn't comment on women's clothes.
Speaker 5: She thinks. She says he's dressed really nicely. That's all
Speaker 5: she said. He could have interpreted it differently. Let's give
Speaker 5: him a little bit of grace here. His mom is
Speaker 5: standing over his shoulder while he's talking to a nationally
Speaker 5: syndicated show. So a lot of nerves here, a lot
Speaker 5: of pressure.
Speaker 4: Does your mom come along with everything for you?
Speaker 3: Like if if someone is to date you, is it
Speaker 3: always a package deal?
Speaker 7: I mean yeah, unless she says otherwise?
Speaker 4: Unless who says otherwise?
Speaker 7: Mom?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, the show. I think we know you're an adult, right,
Speaker 5: I'm two thirty two.
Speaker 4: This is going to be a little complicated.
Speaker 5: Maybe let's just fast forward to Colin Bella here.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be so surprised on her answer of
Speaker 3: why she's not calling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think we will. Mom is probably gonna be
Speaker 5: the most surprised, if anything. So make sure you put
Speaker 5: it on speaker when we dial up Bella and try
Speaker 5: and get you your very first radio experience on Brooke
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the morning. This is a big deal, dude.
Speaker 7: My mom's like super pumped.
Speaker 5: Okay, so are we We're gonna do it right after
Speaker 5: this hold on second date update. If you're just joining us,
Speaker 5: this is pretty exciting because in a way we're doing
Speaker 5: our very first three way second date update. The three
Speaker 5: people being our caller Chris to his date Bella, and
Speaker 5: the third is Chris's mom. Oh no, you can.
Speaker 1: Say Chris mom was sexy music in the background.
Speaker 5: Z reading this is sexy music. Okay, that's your own
Speaker 5: brain interpreted. But Chris mom not only tagged along on
Speaker 5: their dinner day, but it's actually with Chris right now
Speaker 5: next to him, quietly listening and sometimes answering questions for
Speaker 5: him when Chris can't remember. But it is nice. It's
Speaker 5: nice to have a wing woman there, able to do
Speaker 5: ride or die with you, be your support system.
Speaker 1: What was her reaction? We never asked when she got
Speaker 1: to the table and your mom's sitting there.
Speaker 8: I think she was fine with it for the same question.
Speaker 5: Clearly, Chris and his mother don't believe that's the reason why.
Speaker 5: So Chris, what's your mom's guess for why Bella is
Speaker 5: acting a fool right now?
Speaker 8: Oh on? Hold on?
Speaker 5: Is he like sitting on her lap?
Speaker 4: Hold on, guys, she's writing something.
Speaker 5: She's writing the answers you tell her to write a
Speaker 5: little bit faster because we are on a time limit
Speaker 5: for the sudden. Just give her a minute.
Speaker 7: So we are cat people, and she might be more
Speaker 7: of a dog person.
Speaker 5: That could be a thing.
Speaker 1: The good news is were about to find out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well hopefully, because that's if she picks up the phone,
Speaker 5: because we're going to dial her number right now. I'm
Speaker 5: praying that Bella has really good news for us. This
Speaker 5: is all a misunderstanding and she cannot wait to hang
Speaker 5: out with you and your mom again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, Chris what.
Speaker 5: I'm going to dial it right now. Let's see if
Speaker 5: she picks up.
Speaker 8: Hello.
Speaker 5: Hey is this Bella?
Speaker 8: Yeah, she's speaking.
Speaker 5: Hey, you're speaking to a whole morning show called Brook
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: Hey, Bella, good morning.
Speaker 5: You're on the radio right now.
Speaker 6: Ah beautiful, I always say, because it's your name, get it, Bella.
Speaker 5: So the reason that we're reaching out to you, Bella
Speaker 5: is we're doing a segment it's called a second Date Update.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you're familiar with that.
Speaker 8: Oh no, oh, dear no.
Speaker 5: Don't be afraid. It's a good thing. Because a guy
Speaker 5: named Chris has reached out to our show asking us
Speaker 5: if we could get a hold of you.
Speaker 8: Oh, oh, of course he did.
Speaker 5: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Do you mean because he's getting help.
Speaker 8: It just makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean it definitely. When we heard from Chris,
Speaker 5: it sounded like you two went on a very unique date.
Speaker 8: Uh. Yes, that's a nice way to put it. The record,
Speaker 8: both him and his mom have been texting me.
Speaker 5: We did hear that the mom was there.
Speaker 3: I would love to hear your description of showing up
Speaker 3: to the Vaxican restaurant.
Speaker 8: So it started off with just me and him at
Speaker 8: a table.
Speaker 1: Oh, it did start with just you and him. His
Speaker 1: mom wasn't there immediately.
Speaker 8: Well, she kept coming up to the table. I thought
Speaker 8: she was like a server or like a buzzer or someone,
Speaker 8: because she kept coming up and like checking in on us,
Speaker 8: and then like the third time, she just sat down
Speaker 8: with us.
Speaker 1: That is so strange.
Speaker 3: Like, I just I don't know. I just thought that
Speaker 3: he was more upfront with the whole thing. I know
Speaker 3: he didn't tell you before the.
Speaker 8: Date, but my read on it is that he was
Speaker 8: a little bit awkward, somewhat nervous, and just genuinely wasn't
Speaker 8: sure how to introduce her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, maybe he's a person who needs help
Speaker 3: in social situations.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like that, And it's nice of you to give
Speaker 5: him grace in that scenario. So once you found out
Speaker 5: that it was his mom and she was going to
Speaker 5: be joining you for the date, how did the rest
Speaker 5: of it go?
Speaker 8: He was pretty quiet the whole time, and his mom
Speaker 8: filled in the spaces and answered for him when I
Speaker 8: would ask questions. And wow, don't get me wrong, she's
Speaker 8: a lovely, lovely woman truly, but maybe a little overprotective.
Speaker 3: So do you think, I mean, do you think it
Speaker 3: would have been better if she would have just stayed
Speaker 3: pretending to.
Speaker 1: Be a server and let him and let him just date.
Speaker 8: He just she should have been there in my opinion.
Speaker 8: You know, he's thirty two, and I think it's time
Speaker 8: that he sits through a date by himself. And I
Speaker 8: think he's nice. But it was just too awkward.
Speaker 5: I could see what you're saying there. But have you
Speaker 5: ever considered that maybe Chris is such an amazing guy
Speaker 5: that his mom is being protective because she wants the
Speaker 5: best possible match for him.
Speaker 1: Jeff is saying this because he has a mom a
Speaker 1: lot like Chris's. Mad.
Speaker 5: Yes, some of our mothers love us. I can't believe
Speaker 5: that's used as something that people hold against j.
Speaker 1: Jeff's mom would love to go on dates with him.
Speaker 5: But I'm not talking about Jeff's mom. I'm talking about
Speaker 5: Chris's mom and actually Chris himself, who is on the
Speaker 5: other line right now listening to this conversation.
Speaker 8: Oh, oh my god, Hi, why are you doing this?
Speaker 7: Oh it was my mom's idea.
Speaker 5: No, she does listen to our show.
Speaker 7: So I didn't realize you are uncomfortable.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, none more uncomfortable than right now.
Speaker 7: Yeah, if it makes you feel better. My mom is
Speaker 7: very picky and she approves of you.
Speaker 4: So that's not gonna help.
Speaker 5: It's kind of a nice compliment to give to you.
Speaker 8: Well, thank you for that, But I would really prefer
Speaker 8: to know what you think about what your mom thinks
Speaker 8: so well said.
Speaker 1: I mean, are you hearing her on that, Chris.
Speaker 5: It's a good opportunity, Chris to speak from the heart.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I agree with my mom.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh okay, they're on the same page. They both
Speaker 5: think that you're a really cool person, Bella.
Speaker 8: Chris, can I just ask you what was up with
Speaker 8: the whole server bit with your mom.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, well we do that every time. We don't
Speaker 7: want to, like we wanted to be like a surprise.
Speaker 5: Oh you do this a lot with your mom.
Speaker 7: Oh like not a lot, but the few dates that
Speaker 7: I do get.
Speaker 8: Chris, you're saying that you've done this with other ladies before. Yeah,
Speaker 8: they do they stay for the date or have they left? What?
Speaker 8: What has happened in the past.
Speaker 7: Well, one of them wanted to get married, but she
Speaker 7: was way too overbearing, so we had to let her go.
Speaker 4: We you had a proposal.
Speaker 7: Well, yeah, she didn't live in this country, and a
Speaker 7: lot of it was on video.
Speaker 5: Wow, she was really eager to get over here and
Speaker 5: tied the not.
Speaker 1: With you, Chris and Chris's mom, don't.
Speaker 4: Fall for that.
Speaker 5: Sounds like a romantic story.
Speaker 4: Now, Okay, that's good. That's good.
Speaker 5: So now he's moved on. He's put all those other
Speaker 5: women that want him aside, because right now or in
Speaker 5: the spotlight, should be kind of flattering.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm flattered in a little. I feel very awkward. Yes,
Speaker 8: I feel like I'm dating you and your mom and
Speaker 8: not just you.
Speaker 5: Okay, on a date? Is anyone here subtraction? Yes? But
Speaker 5: Bella is trying to suggest. It sounds like Chris is
Speaker 5: maybe the two of you go on a one on
Speaker 5: one date and you leave your mom at home.
Speaker 8: For this one what that is definitely not what I'm suggesting.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, then I misread it. I'm not sure what
Speaker 5: you're suggesting.
Speaker 8: I'm suggesting that for Chris you should do more of those.
Speaker 3: Maybe, Chris, if you don't feel safe on a date,
Speaker 3: I think that's valid. Maybe your mom can wait in
Speaker 3: the car in the parking lot, like, just not come
Speaker 3: inside the restaurant.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's kind of nice security shirt. You can buy
Speaker 5: them on Amazon.
Speaker 7: My mom laughed at tell that's where.
Speaker 5: Okay, So this may be completely fruitless, but I do
Speaker 5: have to ask Bella, would you be willing to go
Speaker 5: out on another date with just Chris and we would
Speaker 5: pay for it, maybe just even as friends get to
Speaker 5: know each other a little more like the real Chris.
Speaker 8: No, thank you.
Speaker 5: I keep in mind his mom is listening to this
Speaker 5: entire conversation. So what you say his mom is.
Speaker 4: Hearing, she's well aware.
Speaker 8: Well, I'll say to both of them that, since we
Speaker 8: both have history with each other, I just think that
Speaker 8: that was cloud this next interaction.
Speaker 7: My mom is in a fan response.
Speaker 5: You got on Chris' mom's bad side, now not good.
Speaker 5: You better expect some angry texts from her later on
Speaker 5: after this is over.
Speaker 8: I'll be ready for them.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to suggest maybe blocking that number.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right.
Speaker 5: Well, man, I appreciate you taking a chance reaching out
Speaker 5: to our show, even if you're mom did it for
Speaker 5: you and being on with us giving it a shot.
Speaker 5: That was really brave. It was a big first step
Speaker 5: for you.
Speaker 3: Maybe next step is you have dinner with a woman
Speaker 3: without your mom there.
Speaker 5: Maybe you can bring brook along with you on the
Speaker 5: date and showing for.
Speaker 7: You you want to come.
Speaker 5: His mom would not like brook Yeah, Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 5: You know it's funny. A lot of us are laughing
Speaker 5: or even cringing at the idea of having your mom
Speaker 5: join you on a first date. But I don't know.
Speaker 5: I could definitely see Brooks sitting down with her son
Speaker 5: Alder on his very first and then immediately admonish the
Speaker 5: girl for not dressing sleasily enough. My son deserves to
Speaker 5: see skin, Missy look at him in his sad little eyes.
Speaker 5: I don't see any cleavage. I'm not seeing enough cleavage.
Speaker 5: They're they're sweetie. Let me hug you tightly into mine.
Speaker 3: There is a running joe at my house that if
Speaker 3: I have to keep cutting their steak and stuff up
Speaker 3: for them, then I'm going to have to accompany.
Speaker 5: Them on a date.
Speaker 4: So they better figure it out soon.
Speaker 6: So you're going to be teaching his date how to
Speaker 6: cook steak for him.
Speaker 1: They'll cut it up, yeah, yeah, for him.
Speaker 5: So look out, Brooke, judge not lest you be judged.
Speaker 5: Six to seven? No, how long? How old?
Speaker 1: A long time?
Speaker 5: A long time. Yeah. I bet it's going to be
Speaker 5: an early blue forty years. We'll see health. That's a
Speaker 5: lot of time for people to go online and check
Speaker 5: out all of our second date updates where you get
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