Speaker 1: Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. Oh my god, so morny, what number
Speaker 1: of my I'm turning somebody's up. I officially want to
Speaker 1: put a ring on it. With Gabby's grandfather. Gabby's grandfather
Speaker 1: is he Is? He the coolest grandfather we've ever had
Speaker 1: on that I loved him. He's Oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: the best. He was the best, right John and I
Speaker 1: have to say, Yeah, it was truly just what a joy. Hello,
Speaker 1: welcome to another episode of Will You Accept This Rose?
Speaker 1: My name is Art Marine, coming to you from my
Speaker 1: Bushie garage in Los Angeles, California. You guys, we have
Speaker 1: a very special treat with us today. It is girlfriend
Speaker 1: day here at the podcast. UM, I'm just gonna be
Speaker 1: picture this. You're a fan of Will You Accept This Rose?
Speaker 1: You listen to you listen every week? You love it.
Speaker 1: You are such a fan that you actually come out
Speaker 1: of retirement as a drawer and you that's what they
Speaker 1: call people who make things. You're a drawer. And uh,
Speaker 1: this is the person who am I If you saw
Speaker 1: last week on Instagram my friend who drew that gorgeous,
Speaker 1: gorgeous portrait of Clayton Clayton Clayton with the hoodie and
Speaker 1: Hillary Clinton's jacket as a center, and then me flying
Speaker 1: the plane with Mittens. And then she also drew me
Speaker 1: becoming a champion. Okay, so she is a giant fan
Speaker 1: of the podcast. So today we were supposed my god,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she just held off a champion. Hot
Speaker 1: wow wow. Okay. So I've also read her text recently,
Speaker 1: which we'll get to in a second. But this is
Speaker 1: a person who it's just a fan of the podcast,
Speaker 1: is my friend and um, so today we were supposed
Speaker 1: to have on Lacy and Miles, you know who we love.
Speaker 1: They were both supposed to come on, and last minute
Speaker 1: both of them canceled and we were like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: and I thought, you know what would be fun. Let's
Speaker 1: see if my friend Whitney would come on the put now.
Speaker 1: For at first it was just Miles that had canceled.
Speaker 1: So I reached out to Whitney. I was like, do
Speaker 1: you want to come on with Lazy Age. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, nervous but excited. Nervous, very nervous but excited.
Speaker 1: But I was like, you'll be on with late and
Speaker 1: then so you arrive and then this, and again just
Speaker 1: a fan and a friend. She arrives and between the
Speaker 1: time that you were at your house had agreed so
Speaker 1: generously to come over. We find out Lacey canceled and
Speaker 1: you arrived, and you are now the most featured guests.
Speaker 1: You won the contest. You are so on behalf of
Speaker 1: all the fans listening. Just picture getting a text at
Speaker 1: the very last minute. I mean like you are the
Speaker 1: one and only guest on the Home Talent episode. Ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen, my friend, and beautiful drawer and a full
Speaker 1: if this is not becoming a champion rising to the challenge,
Speaker 1: my friend, Whitney. Welcome to the program, Whitney so much.
Speaker 1: It's an honor, it really is. Now you've lived in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles a long time. I believe you've probably been
Speaker 1: around some stars sometimes have you ever been a star
Speaker 1: struck as when when the production team walked in, I
Speaker 1: got so excited and she met of course Arianna Dr
Speaker 1: Bennett and a hand I'm Montana Danaannajosne and you can
Speaker 1: pick it just She'll answer to anything. And then of
Speaker 1: course it was a doctor in order. Katie Levine came in.
Speaker 1: How did you have you ever been so star struck. No,
Speaker 1: And my favorite thing is where I sort of closed
Speaker 1: my eyes a little bit so I could hear the voices.
Speaker 1: That's really like such an like it really takes you
Speaker 1: like I'm back in my jog hearing you guys talking. Well,
Speaker 1: I want to say that recently I was with you
Speaker 1: at a birthday party and you said, God, I need
Speaker 1: to meet Anna. I just feel like you're like Dr Branana.
Speaker 1: I just really feel like we would be friends. That's true. Well,
Speaker 1: again the podcast, it's like I'm listening to my friends
Speaker 1: as I go from my job in the morning. So
Speaker 1: now I'm really here with you guys that you've never
Speaker 1: met me before. Now I've we've read You've really taken
Speaker 1: the Champion, and we'll talk more about this later during
Speaker 1: the the We've got so many great reviews and emails
Speaker 1: about the Champion. But let me ask you this question,
Speaker 1: and I don't even need to explain the origin aside
Speaker 1: from today, what did you do to become a champion
Speaker 1: this week? Oh my god, I've done everything to become
Speaker 1: a champion. I mean I woke up, I went to
Speaker 1: doctor's a boatman. I went to see doctor Dr Brnanta,
Speaker 1: you gotta scan with Dr Bernetta. Okay, but you alter
Speaker 1: you text me a really great thing where your husband
Speaker 1: because your wife material. But he was feeling down about himself.
Speaker 1: He was feeling very down about himself, um with his job.
Speaker 1: And I was like, you know what, you just need
Speaker 1: to start saying that you're a champion and it's going
Speaker 1: to work out. And then he had a giant deal
Speaker 1: go through. Yeah, I said, it is because you have
Speaker 1: been channeling Arden and saying that you're becoming a champion.
Speaker 1: That's right, because to me, it's all about pushing through
Speaker 1: negative self talk and taking healthy risks. Yes, okay, And
Speaker 1: I don't mean to be starting a multilevel marketing girls.
Speaker 1: It's like if that's much do we have to pay
Speaker 1: to continue? Sixty nine dollars? Everything isn't very inc You
Speaker 1: get some jaggings. It was what is the one that, um,
Speaker 1: what's her name? Does? Wh who's the one that Kate?
Speaker 1: Kate Fabli fab Letting, fab letting? Lulu Roe was good.
Speaker 1: I met those women fascinating where watch What Happens Live
Speaker 1: sage as the bartenders like Andy Cole was promoting the Pyramids. Wow,
Speaker 1: that is hot. By the way, here for he's a
Speaker 1: full champion. He's a full champion. What did you do
Speaker 1: to become a champion this week? This week I shot
Speaker 1: a whole Yes. And you had to really advocate for
Speaker 1: that too. Yes, I did. I had to a hundred
Speaker 1: meetings leading up, but you did it. I did it.
Speaker 1: We got it done, and I feel like a champion.
Speaker 1: Would you do to become a champion this week? Katie? Um?
Speaker 1: You know what I did? That's cool. I started composting.
Speaker 1: Not by myself. Yeah, scared of bugs, yes, noting that's
Speaker 1: non champion thing. But you know what it is, I
Speaker 1: admit it. I'm a champion. That's you're allowed to bet.
Speaker 1: There's a company in l A called Compostable and for
Speaker 1: thirty dollars a month, they will drop off a ban.
Speaker 1: You fill it up for two weeks, they come pick
Speaker 1: it up and they give you a new man and
Speaker 1: it's and it all goes to like they use the
Speaker 1: dirt that they make in community gardens. It's awesome. That
Speaker 1: is a champion. Here's what Okay, I got called up
Speaker 1: to our ore. The guy that coaches US tennis, the
Speaker 1: maniac that is Brent texted me Friday. Are called Leader
Speaker 1: Brand he reveal too much about what he looks like
Speaker 1: or where he's from, because we don't want anyone to
Speaker 1: catch you know. But he texted me Friday morning and
Speaker 1: he was like, you have to come play at nine.
Speaker 1: I was like, because that was an advance one the
Speaker 1: guy that that, the one who swits urine, who yelled
Speaker 1: at me whose birthday? I think I sweat urine ever
Speaker 1: since you said, well there's one whose birthdays nine eleven.
Speaker 1: So that so I've avoided that. So he was like
Speaker 1: art and comes with the advance. And so I was like,
Speaker 1: absolutely not, No fucking way, absolutely not. I'm not reading.
Speaker 1: He was like, just come. I said no, you told
Speaker 1: me to do it. I texted you, you said be
Speaker 1: a champion. I did it. I had a nice time
Speaker 1: with nine eleven, and he complimented me. He complimented me,
Speaker 1: and I showed up. It was definitely an exercise in
Speaker 1: managing my own panic a few times, but I did
Speaker 1: it and he complimented me and I and that was
Speaker 1: a huge thing because in the past, there's no way
Speaker 1: I would have done that. All right, well, can I
Speaker 1: just tell you that when my when you texted me
Speaker 1: about this today and originally saw something come up. I
Speaker 1: was doing something else and you just see a little
Speaker 1: bit of the text and it was like our fourth
Speaker 1: fell out And I honestly thought you were asking me
Speaker 1: to play tennis with you. Yeah, obviously like a champion.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, but we're But when you realize you were
Speaker 1: getting caught up to like the most important major league,
Speaker 1: I mean, this is I'm nervous, are you. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you. I'm gonna take these from make you
Speaker 1: just be present because guess what, you don't need it
Speaker 1: because you're an expert to tell us your journey. You
Speaker 1: never watched The Bachelor, but you listen to the podcast. Yes,
Speaker 1: So when you and I became friends, I started listening
Speaker 1: to the podcast and then I was like, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do this show. Um. And then I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: I started watching just like the final like four episodes
Speaker 1: of it, and I was like okay, because I started
Speaker 1: realizing I don't know what the cast of characters look like.
Speaker 1: And then in the pandemic, I went full throttle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been in it. Every single time you come to
Speaker 1: the live show. I did. I was out of town. Okay, right, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: but you're all in. I watch it every week. Um
Speaker 1: and well, my husband's fast asleep and I watch it,
Speaker 1: and I sometimes, you know, write you little. I love
Speaker 1: about it. Um yeah, and I'm I mean Clayton, Clayton,
Speaker 1: tell me, let's hear it. What do you think if
Speaker 1: it's your overall feelings. I just think he looks like
Speaker 1: a giant. He was like surrounded by these like little
Speaker 1: small women, and I just think that I just the
Speaker 1: idea of having sex with him just is so revolted.
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree, watch him these women and I
Speaker 1: want to throw up. You know what it's like? Grosses
Speaker 1: me out? Such a jackhammer, can't you? Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: such a jackhammer. Oh my god, you're right. You're right.
Speaker 1: She told me a funny story last week about like
Speaker 1: single Whitney back in the day who took the hit,
Speaker 1: who took the hit and made out with a guy
Speaker 1: and then and then he was like, will you do that?
Speaker 1: And she and she was like, if you're gonna kiss me,
Speaker 1: at least fucking kiss me properly. What did you say
Speaker 1: to this guy? I said, if you're going to slight
Speaker 1: I let me think exactly how this went down. So
Speaker 1: he was sort of like nudging up to me because
Speaker 1: I needed My friend was hooking up with a guy,
Speaker 1: and so I was just taking the grenade. He took
Speaker 1: the grenade, and so he started like, you know, coming
Speaker 1: up on me, and then I was like, and I
Speaker 1: was like, listen, if you're gonna make out, you got
Speaker 1: to do it this way. And then I like jumped
Speaker 1: on top of him and made out like and then
Speaker 1: rolled off and was like, all right, I'm going to bed,
Speaker 1: and he's like, and he tapped me on the shoulder.
Speaker 1: He's like, can you do that again? And then you
Speaker 1: said and I said, no, I'm going to bed. And
Speaker 1: then I woke up the next morning and somehow, I
Speaker 1: mean we ended, Oh my god, my friend and I
Speaker 1: did the full on walk of shame and then I
Speaker 1: had like a hickey on my neck. And then I
Speaker 1: was saying, like I met him at a bar, I
Speaker 1: would assume that the person is at least twenty one.
Speaker 1: Turned out, um he was, he was not. And then
Speaker 1: he asked his friend if he thought I might go
Speaker 1: to his formal with him. How was that? I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if it was like a college, like maybe he
Speaker 1: was like a freshman my formal yeah, did you go
Speaker 1: to the formal? Nobody did keep asking because my friend
Speaker 1: end up dating the other guy for a coinal. Well,
Speaker 1: by the way, that shows you how good your instructions
Speaker 1: for kissing were there. You go, you might have to
Speaker 1: have maybe Clayton, if you'd made it like he might
Speaker 1: have been, Clayton would have been honored, would have really
Speaker 1: yes if he was there with me. Of course he
Speaker 1: didn't know what he was doing obviously. So here we
Speaker 1: are in po pocosan Virginia Susie and she goes. She's like, um,
Speaker 1: they would do a jump and a leg wrap in
Speaker 1: the woods, and didn't she say to him, I'm gonna jump?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna jump on me? Was that Susie? Um? Rachel?
Speaker 1: That was Rachel? Um? So then we said so then
Speaker 1: Susie is so sweet, but she's goes Today we're gonna
Speaker 1: find out does Clayton like to be choked? And boy
Speaker 1: did they just keep doing it. Tanna talked to me, Um,
Speaker 1: I was like, there's no way he likes to be choked.
Speaker 1: There have a goddamn kinky bone in his body. He
Speaker 1: doesn't know there's any other persisition the But that shows
Speaker 1: you how mainstream choking is now because I will say
Speaker 1: as again now somebody emailed in that they don't like
Speaker 1: me mentioning my divorce. I'm sorry, that's what happened in
Speaker 1: my life. Yeah, it's like, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: tell you. Don't be afraid shit happen. But I will say,
Speaker 1: if you've been married for a minute, and if you
Speaker 1: don't listen to this podcast, you might not know. But
Speaker 1: the first thing everybody said after oh, I'm so sorry,
Speaker 1: is you're gonna get choked. And I was like, wait what?
Speaker 1: And they were like everybody was like, I have to
Speaker 1: warn you you're gonna get choked, and if you don't
Speaker 1: want to get choked, you need to let them know immediately.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what has happened on earth? Because that
Speaker 1: was not a thing like that was No one ever
Speaker 1: had to warn me that I was going to get choked,
Speaker 1: and has it happened. I haven't gotten that far with anybody.
Speaker 1: I haven't gone right to choking chokes, no first day chokes.
Speaker 1: I've only I've only done something like tongue kissing, no
Speaker 1: light choking yet, but I think I would. But now
Speaker 1: I know that you got to kind of like bring
Speaker 1: it up. Apparently, it's like if it's universal enough that
Speaker 1: the that the producers of The Bachelor made like six
Speaker 1: choking jokes, everyone's getting choked. I think it is mainstream.
Speaker 1: Like you said, every is that mainstream that chokings that
Speaker 1: we talk about it like careful, I think you might
Speaker 1: like choking. Yes, that's right, Katie. Had you heard because
Speaker 1: you've been with the Anthony for a while, did you
Speaker 1: know that you nobody ever warned you that you might
Speaker 1: get choked? No, even there ten years, this didn't happen. Well,
Speaker 1: I'm here to tell you anybody out there a long
Speaker 1: term I'm just saying, let me just like play a
Speaker 1: game of telephone with what happened to me. I was
Speaker 1: shocked and it was different age. People warned me I
Speaker 1: was going to get choked. It all, Yes, it's all
Speaker 1: because Warren, all of it. And then you know your
Speaker 1: person is cheating on you. I all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: they bring choking into the thank you with you with
Speaker 1: the hot takes, that's right. If it's if they're not
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast, that's true. There they're a big
Speaker 1: fan of this podcast and we just gave you them
Speaker 1: ideas or yeah, that's right. Apparently. Okay, so then you
Speaker 1: like her pink jacket. She's a cutie pie. I like it, Okay,
Speaker 1: I literally looking at all their clothes. So it turns
Speaker 1: out I was actually looking and I was thinking, like,
Speaker 1: we've had some very on point fashion gals, like I
Speaker 1: felt like Joe Joe is a contestant, was always on point.
Speaker 1: I would say Tasha was always on point. I feel
Speaker 1: like these are more just everyday gals, which I kind
Speaker 1: of appreciate. I feel like I could maybe go to
Speaker 1: Tzara and get the cult. Yeah, but Gabby definitely has
Speaker 1: some style, but I feel like I could afford it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like like you can go and get scare leather,
Speaker 1: creamy leather PI. I didn't know about Arizia until recently,
Speaker 1: and I just touch all the leather pants. Really, is
Speaker 1: it vegan leather or is that? I think it's all vegan.
Speaker 1: It's so, it's only if only my insune were longer
Speaker 1: than a duck's, I would touch all those vegan I'll
Speaker 1: touch the leather pants, but I won't put them on.
Speaker 1: I need I need somebody to make a nice a
Speaker 1: line high waisted vegan leather. Wait. Okay, Okay, we're back.
Speaker 1: We're back. We're back. You have the cable around the can. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: we're back. We're back. Guys. Look look, look, we're back.
Speaker 1: Why Arden got excited? Don't about Vegan Leather pointing out
Speaker 1: her in scene. Yes, and accidentally used the cord of
Speaker 1: her mic to knock over her diet coke perfectly puddled
Speaker 1: on her notebook. So're gonna get real funny. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: she took away my notes so she could always pick
Speaker 1: up mine. It's all taken care of. She's back. She's back.
Speaker 1: She looks so cute with her little girl. It's a
Speaker 1: girl for girls Day, and said, this is one of
Speaker 1: my test drives of the DA day. Now, I put
Speaker 1: a jumpsuit on because I feel like you guys off
Speaker 1: and put jumpsuits in your photos. That's why I said.
Speaker 1: I would also like to say Arden, and would she?
Speaker 1: She tried to clean it up. She took her note
Speaker 1: booking flush onto her seat. I do everything like an
Speaker 1: elegant hose. Okay, so here we are. You know what,
Speaker 1: It'll only be kind of blurry for the next two pages.
Speaker 1: So it turns out Susie loves jiu jitsu and she
Speaker 1: trained in Japan? Was that the first we've heard about
Speaker 1: her being in Japan? Yeah, was that I was the
Speaker 1: only people I know spent time in Japan or models.
Speaker 1: I think she's settling in her bio. Originally because I
Speaker 1: vaguely remember was it for flight school? I felt like
Speaker 1: modeling the wedding video? Oh my god, I thought it
Speaker 1: was model related. Well, I just keep thinking about how
Speaker 1: Clayton like just hasn't had any deep conversations with anybody,
Speaker 1: And I feel like knowing that she went she lived
Speaker 1: in Japan is like a big deal. It says she
Speaker 1: moved to Japan to experience a new culture. I'm sure
Speaker 1: she modeled MS also Miss Virginia. I'm sure she may
Speaker 1: had a twenty like Miss virgin like they had, Yes
Speaker 1: they did. It could have been January, but they did
Speaker 1: because I was at one of those wow wow behind
Speaker 1: the scene. But by the way, never more star struck
Speaker 1: than when you met your daughter, when I met my
Speaker 1: doctor in person. I've copy move it down. I send
Speaker 1: you one of those things called like God, this strong woman.
Speaker 1: You're a strong woman. You know what, if you can
Speaker 1: teach your man how to kiss, you can get a
Speaker 1: speculum a little backstory about me in my high school.
Speaker 1: I went to this the all girl high school, and
Speaker 1: they were very like feminist oriented, and so we went
Speaker 1: on a field trip to a guy in of collegist
Speaker 1: office and we learned about like what to expect and
Speaker 1: how to handle and then they took a picture of
Speaker 1: me and I'm in like the March issue, like holding
Speaker 1: one of us like a speculum speculum in my hand,
Speaker 1: and the doctor's name and she was so lovely, but
Speaker 1: her name was Dr Dick and I was actor doctor Dick.
Speaker 1: Isn't there Doctor Dick writ it down? That's great to do,
Speaker 1: because the first time you go to a guy to college,
Speaker 1: you're like, you're like, you know. They also took they
Speaker 1: made us learn how to jump start a car and
Speaker 1: how to change our oil and how to change our
Speaker 1: tires so that we never had to depend on any
Speaker 1: buddy on the side of the road. Because this is
Speaker 1: the coolest ever. And it's so funny because I didn't
Speaker 1: like this high school, but I will always say it
Speaker 1: gave me a great education. But it was like really
Speaker 1: like our gym teacher was like, this is what you
Speaker 1: need to know. I don't want you ever stuck on
Speaker 1: the side of the road. I'll tell you two things
Speaker 1: I learned in middle school. My history teacher brought in
Speaker 1: a can of snuff and let us all snuff it,
Speaker 1: which I think is like cocaine. We each we all
Speaker 1: sniffed the snuff. And my sex head teacher, which is
Speaker 1: in my book, taught us about golden showers and Cleveland Steamers,
Speaker 1: Google and reading. And she said it in a very
Speaker 1: homophobic way. But again it was a different era. But
Speaker 1: she said with a thick Massachusetts accent, some homosexuals are
Speaker 1: aroused by your Naton on one another New England. But
Speaker 1: I think she was trying to be cool, kind of like, look,
Speaker 1: here's the deal. You got your heartpies, you got your thing.
Speaker 1: Look some homosexuals. There was a much judgment. It didn't
Speaker 1: feel like she would have crabs. But I was also saying,
Speaker 1: by the way, why a straight people probably do it too.
Speaker 1: You know, our former president did it. Wait what there
Speaker 1: was in that Oma Kitty's very entire Obama, But he
Speaker 1: did love golden showers. Dr Dick didn't tell you that,
Speaker 1: Dr Dick, did your doctor Richards Doctor? I like, ladies night,
Speaker 1: this is by the way, we normally record it like
Speaker 1: eleven or twelve, and because Lacey and Miles their schedule,
Speaker 1: we're recording it like midnight. Where we are, it's like midnight.
Speaker 1: We're out talking about dr my tits are out, or
Speaker 1: because I got excited about pretending to touch leather bands,
Speaker 1: she spraying everywhere, I'm spraying everywhere. I got all excited.
Speaker 1: So then we have okay to you in her In
Speaker 1: her bio, it says she is a jiu jitsu champion.
Speaker 1: I'm now rooting for Susie anybody that claimed by the way,
Speaker 1: I felt the vibe of her, I felt her energy,
Speaker 1: felt like her my psycho champion side. I felt like
Speaker 1: she was like it helped with my body image. I
Speaker 1: helped me like with my seeing my body as a weapon.
Speaker 1: That felt like the speech of the champion, like a
Speaker 1: real drawer, a champion drawer. And so she goes, he goes,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna put on an outfit. Now. Granted I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have known the word ge either, to be fair, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but wouldn't you have asked a question. I'm sure they
Speaker 1: said they did him. We watched them say it to
Speaker 1: him and then he panicked. I would have also done
Speaker 1: the same. So he put on the outfit and um,
Speaker 1: they're like, okay, so you're gonna start gonna fight, starting
Speaker 1: at her feet and then you're gonna shrimp and it's
Speaker 1: choking with the legs. He's like, the shrimps, I can't shrimp.
Speaker 1: It's not even funny. It's not but it't so bad.
Speaker 1: When they're doing the callback, and I was like, oh god,
Speaker 1: can you imagine how played out it was like in
Speaker 1: the house. Oh my god, the shrimp gate, the shrimp
Speaker 1: it was all in the previous too. It's all about
Speaker 1: shrimp gate. And then they go to the beach and
Speaker 1: she's nervous to bring her home. He goes, she goes,
Speaker 1: You're meeting Virginia su Virginia su um And then and
Speaker 1: was that who she was talking about herself? When I
Speaker 1: thought it was her friend, I know, I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, who's Virginia sua vir Virginia's suit sees its
Speaker 1: own tail. Everybody goes back to their hiding holes for
Speaker 1: three more weeks. So, um, she's very sweet, she's a
Speaker 1: lovely woman. She's nervous to bring him home. I'm different. Oh,
Speaker 1: her family was so sweet. She's like, I'm different from
Speaker 1: where I came from. Her dad got sick. What a
Speaker 1: nice guy, what a nice family? When he got sick.
Speaker 1: When she choked up, she says, the thought of him
Speaker 1: not being able to walk me down the aisle, I
Speaker 1: want him to meet my person um. And I'm falling
Speaker 1: in love with you, and it's beginning to feel real.
Speaker 1: I'm turning my very soaked page. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I look what the handwriting is. Yours is like a
Speaker 1: serial killer. Mine is also like a serial killer. Bit
Speaker 1: of a different guy you're reading. I don't either, but
Speaker 1: I'm actually able to read him. She's like, and then
Speaker 1: he and then he says, I'm excited to see what
Speaker 1: the standard is because her dad was the golden standard,
Speaker 1: the golden, the golden, the gold It's the golden, golden Dad.
Speaker 1: I would be like, don't be like my dad. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh my god, my dad. Well we've got
Speaker 1: the dad. We all have the dad except for Katie. Yes,
Speaker 1: you have the nice I cannot understand. And again, I'm
Speaker 1: so happy that nice dad's exist. When I watched this,
Speaker 1: you wanted to know how nice my dad is. I
Speaker 1: was called. He called me while I was on my
Speaker 1: way here because there's this rescue up north um in
Speaker 1: Santa Rosa called Snap Cats and great title special needs.
Speaker 1: An elderly cat for this really wants to a doctu.
Speaker 1: He absolutely should because his cat recently died. It was
Speaker 1: very sad and he wants to another old cat. Is
Speaker 1: he gonna get a snap cat? He might. When I
Speaker 1: got Elane. When I got Elane, Elane was like fourteen, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's great, Like they're great. You know, they
Speaker 1: had they had they got it from Berkeley Humane Society
Speaker 1: and it was a really great cat. And you know,
Speaker 1: he lived a lot longer than they thought he was.
Speaker 1: Cats can't keep going, Okay, well I had a theory
Speaker 1: about this, but we can talk about it at the
Speaker 1: end about like it's very specific, like the three women
Speaker 1: have very specific father things, and then there's the one
Speaker 1: that does it and that has the yeah, i'll tell
Speaker 1: you what the yeah. The It's interesting yet watching all
Speaker 1: these great dads, can you imagine, Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: can't my dad. First of all, he would have been
Speaker 1: in his boxers. Would have been like I want Clayton
Speaker 1: to feel comfortable. Oh my god, he would have been
Speaker 1: in his boxers. Tanna's Danna you've been in my home,
Speaker 1: you've slept in my childhood home. I clogged your father's toilet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what a gift, we're getting new toilets when um so so,
Speaker 1: my dad would have been the same and just the
Speaker 1: tidy whitey's in the button down and then he very
Speaker 1: much likes to impress the other people. And then when
Speaker 1: like the door would shut, he'd be like your dad
Speaker 1: and my dad she gets together and go bowling, classic
Speaker 1: old movie. My dad would have been like literally been like,
Speaker 1: what are you doing? What's wrong with you? Going for her?
Speaker 1: Like like to literally be like dad like yeah, he
Speaker 1: like would have been so wine drunk, just stay. He's
Speaker 1: notorious for stains down his shirt. That's why he actually
Speaker 1: told me once he wear pink and salmon and purple
Speaker 1: more wine stains hot. Oh that makes all the sense
Speaker 1: in the world, because you love those colors. And he says,
Speaker 1: I told I asked him once and he goes it,
Speaker 1: hides the wine and hides the wine. Stay, don't you
Speaker 1: stop shrinking so much? Oh my god, I was at
Speaker 1: this person is so canceled. I was about to make
Speaker 1: a joke that I can't make. I was about to say,
Speaker 1: your dad is Harvey wine stains. Oh my god, Harvey stand.
Speaker 1: I feel like a cat would be a fun Harvey
Speaker 1: Weinsteins is a great name for a cat, and then
Speaker 1: bad it is a bad person to reference. Okay, So
Speaker 1: then he goes, I'm excited to see what the golden
Speaker 1: standard is. So we're meeting my parents, my sister, my
Speaker 1: best friend. Is this sweet family. So they go I meet.
Speaker 1: She was really just discuss how they bring out like
Speaker 1: that whole entire picnic set and they set it up
Speaker 1: and then they just get up and walk away and
Speaker 1: leave the picnic set. Okay, No, that's interesting, So you're
Speaker 1: you're more new to the franchise because I don't even
Speaker 1: notice any mom who takes this? And like, what did
Speaker 1: they eat anything they had? I didn't even notice the spread.
Speaker 1: There was a full picnic set. Well, no, they carry
Speaker 1: a picnic and then he puts the blanket down. They
Speaker 1: sit and have this conversation and then they get up
Speaker 1: and walk away, and then they just showed the picnic
Speaker 1: and the blanket left behind, and you're like, what about
Speaker 1: the picnic? It was like, who takes this? You know?
Speaker 1: It ruds me of this, like the scene and Madman
Speaker 1: when they had the picnic and they pick up the
Speaker 1: blake it and they just toss all the trash and
Speaker 1: walk away. And my mom remember watching that. My mom
Speaker 1: was like, that's what we did. Are you serious? She
Speaker 1: was like, that's like people would literally do that. Dude.
Speaker 1: My mom when she was like dieting, she'd be like, artem,
Speaker 1: this is what I do. I guess I just do
Speaker 1: it like I get myself like a Snicker's. She loved
Speaker 1: like Snickers. She's like, I'm driving, I just have half
Speaker 1: my Snickers. I rolled down the window. Just throw the
Speaker 1: rest of it, like like lapper just doesn't have to
Speaker 1: throw out the window. Throw it out the window. Diet
Speaker 1: do you drive in you got a tumble by your
Speaker 1: Charleston chow, put it down and throw it out the windows? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you throw out the window. You can't you can't go
Speaker 1: back for that back. Yeah, you thrown out the window.
Speaker 1: So that was so that Who's lives a Barlow from
Speaker 1: Real Housewives of Salt, Like, yeah, great body, but only
Speaker 1: eat fast food? Oh my god, she mustn't. Yeah she
Speaker 1: must be like taking a bite. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 1: just have a cut. You have like biteter two. I
Speaker 1: just throw it out the window with the wrapper just
Speaker 1: out the windows. Snickers, milky ways, raise the nets, Oh
Speaker 1: my god, side of Rhode Island. Any volvo does? Can
Speaker 1: he follow that volvo? Okay? So then or like or
Speaker 1: like you could also follow her open house round. She's
Speaker 1: got a client she had like really, Sta does a
Speaker 1: trail of raisin uts. So then um, so then oh,
Speaker 1: the family loved raisin nets and also they loved sugar babies.
Speaker 1: Well they like a sugar daddy been the sugar daddy.
Speaker 1: So then so then she goes, um, you know, dad
Speaker 1: is the golden standard. He's set the standard high. He's
Speaker 1: kind of a um, he's kind of a savage, which
Speaker 1: is interesting. You are such a good person. Um, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I won't stand for it if he's not
Speaker 1: a good if he's not a good man. So then
Speaker 1: the Clayton Clayton and the dad chat and um, she
Speaker 1: you know, she's like, she's oh, she was saying the
Speaker 1: dad said how when he was the height of his sickness,
Speaker 1: she slept by his side all night. She's so nice.
Speaker 1: I and I'm gonna repeat. On Reddit, there were people posting.
Speaker 1: Someone posted that they went to high school with there
Speaker 1: and she was genuinely the sweetest person I've never seen.
Speaker 1: The dad said, I'm surprised someone hasn't nabbed her yet,
Speaker 1: and they said, we look up to her. She's such
Speaker 1: a nice person. She's amazing. So then the dad says,
Speaker 1: you see him like a really good guy. If Susie
Speaker 1: loves you, will love you, which is so sweet. And
Speaker 1: then um the mom says to him, she will be loyal.
Speaker 1: And then the mom says this, do you think you
Speaker 1: love Susie? I gotta tell you, I at least appreciated
Speaker 1: his honesty because I felt like I felt like other
Speaker 1: guys in the past have lied, and I feel like
Speaker 1: he's actually being a sincere, like I actually feel like
Speaker 1: he's staying, not being a creep about this like other
Speaker 1: guys have. But don't you think it's weird knowing what
Speaker 1: we see in the previews that we've seen all seasons,
Speaker 1: that he goes from not saying it to anybody, but
Speaker 1: they're all three, but they're frank and editing, we'll see.
Speaker 1: So he goes. I still like there could be a
Speaker 1: frankinet it. So he goes, he goes. So I have
Speaker 1: very strong feelings. I know I will get there, and
Speaker 1: he goes, I don't want to fall in love with
Speaker 1: four people. There's no question in my mind. I will
Speaker 1: get there, um and I I just don't know if
Speaker 1: I can fall for love with four women. At the
Speaker 1: same time, she says I could marry this man, the
Speaker 1: mom says, proceed with caution. Overall, I think she's a good,
Speaker 1: strong contender to be Bachelorette. I don't think she'll win.
Speaker 1: I think she's adorable. I love her. I love her,
Speaker 1: I love the jacket. I feel like it could be her.
Speaker 1: I still think it's like her Rachel. It's like he
Speaker 1: really like they kind of. I think she can do better,
Speaker 1: so she doesn't like I mean, I don't know, Like
Speaker 1: she just seems so nice. I do think that. I
Speaker 1: feel like he so clearly is in love with Rachel.
Speaker 1: He wants to bone Rachel so badly, and I think
Speaker 1: that's what it is. It's as you guys always say,
Speaker 1: he's in lust, and I see that so much. But
Speaker 1: it's also like, how can you not take a step
Speaker 1: back and learn anything from these franchises to realize that, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: I mean I know that what's the fun in that, right,
Speaker 1: But like it just seems so strange to me that
Speaker 1: you sort of don't see that there's something past lust,
Speaker 1: and maybe there is. And I think he and Rachel
Speaker 1: they really like each other. It's like smart and she's
Speaker 1: also um. I mean, I like I like that, like
Speaker 1: the ambitious side. And even though we're not there yet,
Speaker 1: but even though her dad was tough, I like that
Speaker 1: he was saying, you'll walk next to her, not in
Speaker 1: front of her, Like I like that was That's a
Speaker 1: great line from Tony soprano Flora Soprano, Lauria Soprano. I
Speaker 1: will can I just say real quickly with Susie and
Speaker 1: her dad, how she was. She kept bringing up his
Speaker 1: mortality and he kept like, fine, Okay, I would be.
Speaker 1: He's like, I've got a scan tomorrow. I'm sure I'll
Speaker 1: be fine. I I will. I know. Cute, so cute,
Speaker 1: nice family. They were so sweet. Yeah, she's lovely. All
Speaker 1: the families were lovely. I did although I will say,
Speaker 1: we'll get there. I like a little theatric so I
Speaker 1: did enjoy. I will say Rachel's family gave us some
Speaker 1: fun television, and the mom and the dad polar opposite.
Speaker 1: The mom reminded me of What's the Wild horses. Mary Holland,
Speaker 1: Well she felt like a Mary Holland. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was like she felt like she'd had like a
Speaker 1: couple of Roselle days, like yeah, but I loved it, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I loved it. A group of Russian rolls. I gotta
Speaker 1: say on behalf of the podcast and the fans, I
Speaker 1: feel like I could think I speak for everyone listening
Speaker 1: when I'm going to tell you before our first break,
Speaker 1: just checking in, just clocking in for this relay race
Speaker 1: the end of the first lap. Are doing great. I'm
Speaker 1: very nervous. I'm doing I guess less nerves record. We
Speaker 1: just we just bring you. Yeah, yeah that's true. I'm
Speaker 1: just I'm just along for the room. Nope. But I
Speaker 1: gotta thank you for having but your stories have been great.
Speaker 1: I feel like you're very relatable. I feel like I
Speaker 1: think I speak for Please email in and comment on
Speaker 1: our that how much you're enjoying Whinny, that she's really
Speaker 1: becoming a champion. All Right, we're gonna take a quick
Speaker 1: break and we're gonna refuel. Okay, ye, a sexual time
Speaker 1: out and we're back. I gotta say, Whitney, you're doing
Speaker 1: so great. Now. You had a quick story you wanted
Speaker 1: to say you worked in radio, also saying so many
Speaker 1: moons ago. I worked in radio in Albany, New York. Um,
Speaker 1: and I was fired. But before I was fired, before
Speaker 1: I was fired, we used to have this like anyway,
Speaker 1: when you were saying people should email in, and I
Speaker 1: got nervous. I was like, oh, they're all in good
Speaker 1: be awful comments because back in the day we used
Speaker 1: to not we used to have like a comment line
Speaker 1: and it used and listen. I was like twenty five
Speaker 1: at the time and couldn't have been hotter of peak Whitney, right,
Speaker 1: and it was like all of the notes that came
Speaker 1: in was like she's going to face her radio, she's awful,
Speaker 1: she's this, and all I ever I know, yeah I'm
Speaker 1: on radio. And then they used to say that Whitney,
Speaker 1: you don't test well with women, and I was like
Speaker 1: I only have female friends, Like I don't understand this,
Speaker 1: oh ladies. So anyway, um, so I just don't write
Speaker 1: anything mean people candle and they I don't think anyone. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't write anything honestly, Please don't write anything mean.
Speaker 1: If you do, you know what, I just send it,
Speaker 1: just send it to your no I don't. I don't.
Speaker 1: I have no backbone. Absolutely will be your dad and
Speaker 1: my dad, right dad, like exactly, my dad will come back.
Speaker 1: And it was like, excuse me, you think you have
Speaker 1: a face for on camera. Think again, madam. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we are somewhere back and now we are um um,
Speaker 1: we're in Denver. Gabby she was a Denver Bronco cheerleader.
Speaker 1: Now we know she was a COVID nurse, but we didn't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's the first time they've said it
Speaker 1: on the show five years of being dude. And by
Speaker 1: the way, as we mentioned last week during the date
Speaker 1: last week, I was the first time I was like,
Speaker 1: holy cow, Gabby's got a bang and bob boy and
Speaker 1: she was really looking in her like little knee. I
Speaker 1: have the shortest legs on earth. If I had a lot.
Speaker 1: My friend's staff, who was the one who told me
Speaker 1: to become a champion, she's a leggy person and she
Speaker 1: can wear those over the knee boots. And Gabby was
Speaker 1: rocking those boots good. But what about the center coming
Speaker 1: out of like the forest? It was like I can't,
Speaker 1: Like he was in elements and she's so tiny and
Speaker 1: she had on those like white gloves like Minni mouths,
Speaker 1: and I was like, the center came up, so the
Speaker 1: center came out of the forest. She's fun Gabby is
Speaker 1: really adorable. We're hiking with backpacks in the woods. She's funny.
Speaker 1: She's like, you're gonna have a knife because there's gonna
Speaker 1: be a bear, and then um, and then play how
Speaker 1: would you kill? She had a fun little coup do
Speaker 1: you do? Blacker and like he knew the answer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he did know the answers. I have to say I
Speaker 1: like him the most with Gabby because I actually can
Speaker 1: say and I feel slightly protective of Gabby because I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm a cookie gal and so like I
Speaker 1: can tell he's sincerely aside from having a banging bad
Speaker 1: I can tell you he is tickled by her and
Speaker 1: you can see it sincere and that he he finds
Speaker 1: her enchanting, and it makes me like him a little
Speaker 1: more that he finds her enchanting. I did feel this
Speaker 1: way in this episode. I was like, I am annoyed
Speaker 1: by him, and as I said, I don't want to
Speaker 1: sleep with him, but I don't get jackhammered by him
Speaker 1: by that center. Um. But I do agree with you
Speaker 1: on that. I did feel like they have such really
Speaker 1: cute chemistry. It felt very real and the last outside
Speaker 1: of this bizarre bubble that they're living in. And it
Speaker 1: felt like this sort of like football player kind of
Speaker 1: a guy taking away from the fact that she was
Speaker 1: actually a cheerleader, like this football player guy who was
Speaker 1: actually like, Oh, I found this woman with personality, and
Speaker 1: I am completely tickled by her, Like in a way
Speaker 1: that's like, they're kind of a cute couple. You look
Speaker 1: so cute in your champion hat. You got it on
Speaker 1: under the headphone. It's so cute. So she goes, we're
Speaker 1: gonna go hiking. He says, everyone knows she's the funniest
Speaker 1: woman alive. And again, it doesn't feel like normally on
Speaker 1: these shows that that is an asset. And I made
Speaker 1: me have been like, oh, that's sweet, Like he could
Speaker 1: say that he's saying that in a way that is
Speaker 1: attractive to him. Yeah, I like I like that he
Speaker 1: likes her so much because as a quirky gown kirky,
Speaker 1: you know, she didn't really have to develop a personality.
Speaker 1: She's hot. She she did not look like barbed, she
Speaker 1: was not coming back from the Demogorgan. So then um,
Speaker 1: she was so cute. They go, they go, and they
Speaker 1: get to proposal rocks, and she was so cute. She goes,
Speaker 1: did you bring my ring? Look at your bag? I
Speaker 1: loved it, Katie Levine, you're a hike or did you
Speaker 1: like her hiking jokes? Yeah, you weren't super you didn't
Speaker 1: like the proposal rock? Did you bring my ring? Look
Speaker 1: in your back? I loved the sign that some p
Speaker 1: a made and put there. Yeah, I guess I really
Speaker 1: thought that existed. There was a sign earlier that said
Speaker 1: bear crossing and it was the same design I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought her fucking with him was really funny because
Speaker 1: he really cut a served the panic. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: wait is it really yeah? And then she goes, I
Speaker 1: wouldn't say no. I was kind of like, dude, you're
Speaker 1: like going to propose to one of these women two
Speaker 1: weeks are because I wouldn't say no. And then she goes,
Speaker 1: guess what's there a hat job? Like she's like in
Speaker 1: on the joke and it's like fun, like she's like
Speaker 1: fucking with them, and I'm like, I would be I
Speaker 1: would not be mad if she was our bachelor, because
Speaker 1: I don't think she's gonna win, but I would be
Speaker 1: tickled to have You guys are changing my mind because
Speaker 1: I kind of was like, she's just so weird sometimes,
Speaker 1: but I like it's like a real right, I think
Speaker 1: I might like it. I feel like she feels she
Speaker 1: actually meeting her grandpa now that I can put the
Speaker 1: whole puzzle pieces together and like and meeting her family
Speaker 1: that's also clearly also tickled by her that they are
Speaker 1: like the fact that her grandfather laughed at the pillow
Speaker 1: that sit on my face, like like he loved that.
Speaker 1: But like I I feel like getting to know the
Speaker 1: whole picture and they're like Gabby's always been Gabby. Like
Speaker 1: it made me go, oh, this is a sincere little
Speaker 1: whack to do. She's just silly, which I appreciate, Like
Speaker 1: if she's always been a whack to do and she
Speaker 1: just happens to have a bang in aladj JJ is
Speaker 1: coming for a visit. It's been like it's been over here.
Speaker 1: It's because j j JJ is behind the podcast j
Speaker 1: J Home. She's there fly hummingbird. Um, She's maybe that's
Speaker 1: a sign. She's like, it's going to be Gabby. You're right, girls,
Speaker 1: So that going to the hot tub. Um, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: j J. It was just like hanging out right here. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's literally coming to visit. That's crazy. Well, you know
Speaker 1: she's partially buried in the lemon tree. Are you serious? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I brought some ashes back rights being a drip. That's
Speaker 1: why many beautiful lemons on that. Just so many beautiful
Speaker 1: lemons and drinking right now, so many beautiful lemons, and
Speaker 1: like so many beautiful ladies she likes. She's always just
Speaker 1: like I had fun at a girl's night. I have
Speaker 1: a question. She gets threw that That hummingbird just threw
Speaker 1: half of snickers at U. Yeah, that's how my stay
Speaker 1: it says. Yeah, I just said, and it said deal
Speaker 1: with it and threw it. Yeah, Okay, I have a question.
Speaker 1: How did the hot tub get there? Great questions. It
Speaker 1: wasn't a real hug, that's her one. You could see
Speaker 1: the road, Oh you could, Okay. I was like, I know,
Speaker 1: it was like what it wasn't hot? Was it hotly?
Speaker 1: It didn't look that that hot because I was like,
Speaker 1: how is her makeup not sliding down her face? But
Speaker 1: like this idea that you know, each one was supposed
Speaker 1: to create their own, which we know none of them
Speaker 1: do right. The producers put together, but I feel like
Speaker 1: she really did have a hand agreed, like let's ride
Speaker 1: up a hill and then when we're up there, there'll
Speaker 1: be a hot tub so I can get into my
Speaker 1: adorable bikini and show off my bo and proposal, rot
Speaker 1: and proposal side note, makeup sliding off. I want to say,
Speaker 1: and I I made an error on products for makeup,
Speaker 1: so you know I love because with tennis, I gotta
Speaker 1: keep my face tight. So I've been doing like the
Speaker 1: sun block. I got your I got your goop brand. Yes,
Speaker 1: but here's what I did wrong. I got sucked in.
Speaker 1: I'll give it to you because your tanner than me.
Speaker 1: It was super Group, SPF fort Glow. I put it
Speaker 1: on yesterday morning. I look like Melani A. Trump. I
Speaker 1: sent you the video. I was orange and glowing. It's
Speaker 1: interesting that it made you so add a tint to it.
Speaker 1: You can have it. Oh, I literally did you see
Speaker 1: how orange I looked? Well, I mean it wasn't coming
Speaker 1: through on the video so clearly. But our tennis coach
Speaker 1: did tell me last night he was I literally looked
Speaker 1: like and he was sweet that he didn't say anything
Speaker 1: until I mentioned it, and then once I mentioned it,
Speaker 1: he was like, fuck yeah. Like I brought it up,
Speaker 1: he was like, I was gonna say, like, what what
Speaker 1: is happening? So I don't get the supergroups? Great, don't
Speaker 1: get the supergroup glow? Okay, I mean you're gonna have mine,
Speaker 1: but don't order to our listeners, You're gonna get choked.
Speaker 1: Don't get the glow. And it's so orange. That's interesting
Speaker 1: that it came orange on you the glow. Did you
Speaker 1: be gotten the glow? Yeah? I used the glow, but
Speaker 1: it doesn't really but your tanner. Then me, I'm a
Speaker 1: childhood ginger. I can't be putting glow of I look
Speaker 1: like a Melania was fascinating. Okay, great, al right, here
Speaker 1: we are and we're back. So then we're gonna go.
Speaker 1: You're gonna meet the aunt, the uncle, the cousin, and grandpa.
Speaker 1: She's so cute. She's like, look, my there's family stuff
Speaker 1: going on at home. The dad has a girlfriend who
Speaker 1: can't get COVID because she has cancer, so it's not
Speaker 1: a good time to come, but she wishes he was here.
Speaker 1: And um, it was like I just felt for her
Speaker 1: as a person that as a person that doesn't have
Speaker 1: like I wouldn't know who to introduce. Obviously you guys
Speaker 1: would be there and Mittens and Aleric and me out
Speaker 1: of course the girl, I'm so sorry me out you guys.
Speaker 1: Maybe do you guys mitten to me out Aleric and
Speaker 1: then doctor Dr Dick, doctor Dick, Dr Banana, I don't
Speaker 1: know Lisa um okay and Steph okay so um. So
Speaker 1: then she gets teary eyed and she's like, I'm so
Speaker 1: fortunate um And then he goes, I can build a
Speaker 1: relationship with the dad later. So then they go in,
Speaker 1: we meet the grandpa. They go, we'll tell us about
Speaker 1: I'm in love with his father Blazer and I'm so said,
Speaker 1: he's a widow, but I'm excited for us because like
Speaker 1: he's avail available, he's available, and he's a gentleman, the
Speaker 1: senior bachelor. He be he found it, we found it searching.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he should be. He was so great.
Speaker 1: So he goes, So so they go, tell us about
Speaker 1: your he goes, and so Clayton says, from the time
Speaker 1: she got out of the limo, and like, what was
Speaker 1: your limo? And and she says, I made a pillow
Speaker 1: with his face on it instead if I get lonely
Speaker 1: in the mansion, I could sit on your face silence.
Speaker 1: And then the grandpa love John loved it. He loves it.
Speaker 1: He he goes, Gabriella, I think it's great. Look at
Speaker 1: you ask this family was so you do wonder. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go into the psychology, like what is up
Speaker 1: with this mom, because it's like, you have such a
Speaker 1: beautiful family when they're so lovely. Whose dad was that? Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's because I was wondering dad's dad,
Speaker 1: and I was wondering who the sister, who the aunt was?
Speaker 1: I love and I loved her family. That was probably
Speaker 1: all the dad. So then we go the grandpa and
Speaker 1: he said it in a way that's sweet because if
Speaker 1: it was if this was delivered by my dad, it
Speaker 1: would be mean. But the dad, the grandpa said it
Speaker 1: so affectionately. She's always been a ding back, a lovable
Speaker 1: ding back. Now I've been called a ding bat, but
Speaker 1: it was said with more malice to have somebody like
Speaker 1: Grandpa John was beautiful. It was he gets hurt, he
Speaker 1: sees her. He was he's a senior, He's a silver
Speaker 1: fox ding ding that and see ding back and he's
Speaker 1: a hot ding that in a leather blazer. He was cooling.
Speaker 1: He put on his best out of his cool guy
Speaker 1: outfit for TV. And he was so good on camera,
Speaker 1: like it was so casual and like even though even
Speaker 1: just like the hey, should we talk thing was done
Speaker 1: in such a else. He goes, she's a good kid.
Speaker 1: He goes, you better be good to her, but also
Speaker 1: don't be in a hurry. Don't run into it, you know.
Speaker 1: Um and he goes, look, I like you. It's early.
Speaker 1: I may change my mind about you. It was so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah's coming up, she says. She says, I feel in
Speaker 1: a blender of emotions. Um. So then he says to her,
Speaker 1: this is a grandpa and Gabby you're talking. Have you
Speaker 1: told him you love him? She says no, and then
Speaker 1: he goes, you're gonna be you. Gotta just be you.
Speaker 1: And then Gabby to Grandpa says, Grandpa says, I think
Speaker 1: he's full of shit. Obviously full of crap, but in
Speaker 1: a way that was like a compliment. Like I say
Speaker 1: to Brent Area, yeah, he I loved it. I say
Speaker 1: to my cult leader, I say, oh, you're an idiot,
Speaker 1: and that means that I love you. I'm like, you're
Speaker 1: such an idiot. And he loves it when I call
Speaker 1: him an idiot because I think he's full of ship.
Speaker 1: And then um, and then it goes, it goes if
Speaker 1: it isn't for life, I'll be If you marry him
Speaker 1: and it isn't for life, I'll be really pissed. I'll
Speaker 1: come back and haunt you. And then he says, I
Speaker 1: don't think I could love anybody as as much as
Speaker 1: I love you. I just loved it. And then he
Speaker 1: says and and then he mentions the wife that passed
Speaker 1: away when she says when she says, I love that
Speaker 1: you still wear your wedding ring, and he says, you know,
Speaker 1: there's um. You know, I just feel like I'm so
Speaker 1: proud that I was married to that woman for so long.
Speaker 1: So then he she goes, there's a huge piece missing
Speaker 1: in my mind. I was thinking the mom. But we
Speaker 1: hear the dad's not there, and then they go, oh,
Speaker 1: he wanted to be here, and we hear Hong kong kong.
Speaker 1: I mean, if this was not the Producers, this felt
Speaker 1: like a Dean situation. Although that was negative, this was
Speaker 1: a positive version of of getting the families at home.
Speaker 1: Everyone was in love with Dean after that hometown where
Speaker 1: you just wanted to wrap your arms around him. How
Speaker 1: could you not be in love with Gabby after that?
Speaker 1: I have to say the way that she ran to
Speaker 1: the door with her coat coming off her shoulder, she
Speaker 1: can't wear a coach, but Teddy was also like that,
Speaker 1: Teddy Teddy wear the same coach. I couldn't stop laughing.
Speaker 1: But I also thought it was so funny that like
Speaker 1: they're running outside and she's having this like say anything
Speaker 1: moment like her dad, but like Clayton's nowhere to be
Speaker 1: sund He's like inside with the idea that the family
Speaker 1: doesn't come out and enjoy this moment. It was like
Speaker 1: he's just like I didn't understand too, So she runs
Speaker 1: out for people who don't watch my whistle I did.
Speaker 1: I can't wistle tide. I can't actually I just learned, Okay,
Speaker 1: so then so then so then if she runs out
Speaker 1: of her sexy knee high boots and tears Hong Kong Kong,
Speaker 1: here comes dad um And but here's what I understand.
Speaker 1: They were like twenty ft apart you, I could hear you,
Speaker 1: but they fully I feel like they want her to
Speaker 1: be about to Laurett because they knew that cards would
Speaker 1: be more effective. Actually like love actually exactly, well was
Speaker 1: it love? Actually? I should say anything but anything the
Speaker 1: box in the boxoid doblaroid Dobbler and the boom and
Speaker 1: it says, hey, Gabby girl, it's weird. It's me Dad,
Speaker 1: And I thought, yeah, why don't you just say that?
Speaker 1: Are you holding the cars? But okay, because you are
Speaker 1: the most beautiful. Again, I'm like, who is that, father,
Speaker 1: father that you are the most so far away it's
Speaker 1: Dr Dick. Hold this speculum. I need a photo please,
Speaker 1: I need to be in the May issue. So you
Speaker 1: are the most beautiful, intelligent, loving, caring daughter. Thank you
Speaker 1: for being the glue of our family. You deserve the
Speaker 1: very best. And I hope that's Clayton. Meanwhile, she's in
Speaker 1: tears and crying. That was a stick your landing audition
Speaker 1: to be bachelorette? Right? I actually honestly didn't even think
Speaker 1: of it last night. The only thing I thought because
Speaker 1: I kind of still like, I think he might choose her,
Speaker 1: but you're right now, he's not going to choose her,
Speaker 1: and I think Gabby might be I hope, So I
Speaker 1: think so too okay. So then there she is, it
Speaker 1: was just and I gotta say, Clayton in this moment
Speaker 1: when he comes up to the porch, I liked him.
Speaker 1: I liked him a lot. I liked him. I can
Speaker 1: I can say it's sincerely, I liked him. He she goes,
Speaker 1: you've really turned a corner. Just just with Gabby. She says,
Speaker 1: she said, thank you for never asking me to change.
Speaker 1: Um and oh, back in she goes, it was just dad, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: just dad. And then so afterwards she says to Clayton,
Speaker 1: thank you for never asking me to change. And then
Speaker 1: she says, I feel like I'm falling in love with you,
Speaker 1: and he goes, there she is, I've been waiting for that.
Speaker 1: But he said it in a really cute way, not
Speaker 1: in a creepy, like crushed collector way, in a way
Speaker 1: that like you can tell that he was like that
Speaker 1: he likes her, and I felt I like it felt sincere.
Speaker 1: I think he really does like her a lot. What's
Speaker 1: not to like? She's an she's real. I really hope
Speaker 1: if they make her Batchel that they don't take away
Speaker 1: her sparkle like they did with Michelle, Like we never
Speaker 1: got to set they do that. They they're they're sparkle
Speaker 1: collectors where they take the spark all. Even like Becca
Speaker 1: got Becca was like very normal. She got put through
Speaker 1: the thing and it kind of was like, oh um,
Speaker 1: how about Katie. That Katie. Katie kind of stuck to
Speaker 1: her own gun. Okay. So then Gabby goes, I'm so happy,
Speaker 1: I can't stop smiling. It was cute, That's what he said.
Speaker 1: It was very cute. That's the end of Gabby before
Speaker 1: we go onto Serene. Any final thoughts. I love her Gabby.
Speaker 1: I loved her too, But I think this was where
Speaker 1: I was saying, You've got the two women that are
Speaker 1: the first ones. They both have full like obsessed with
Speaker 1: their father complex, and I think he likes that a lot,
Speaker 1: Like there's something very specific that he enjoys about that.
Speaker 1: I like a protector and like he could step in right.
Speaker 1: We wouldn't make it far. I wouldn't know. I wouldn't either,
Speaker 1: Tanna dr Banana. Would you make it far? No? Probably not,
Speaker 1: because like you wouldn't my traumas. I would be like,
Speaker 1: I don't. I mean, like it would just be a
Speaker 1: mess of like you want a trauma bon Oh my god,
Speaker 1: where do we start, do you have hours? Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Let me try and pinpoint one moment I know,
Speaker 1: I know. Was it when you were a little bit chubby,
Speaker 1: when you were younger and you were really upset about
Speaker 1: it like Clayton? Yeah, yeah, that was Actually, you know,
Speaker 1: it's one funny, really moment my dad recently told us
Speaker 1: was that when he was ten years old, his father
Speaker 1: was on his death bed. This is it's really sad,
Speaker 1: but it's also to be really funny because it explains
Speaker 1: my dad in a nuts nutshell, but was in a
Speaker 1: nutshell Dr Dick Shell. He literally his dad was on
Speaker 1: his deathbed, to which my father said he died because
Speaker 1: he lost money. I was like, you fucking he was
Speaker 1: really depressed. He lost some money. Ah, there you go
Speaker 1: on brand. But he told my dad his death who knows,
Speaker 1: probably a lot, but on his death bed he told
Speaker 1: my dad to trust no one. And that's the final
Speaker 1: thing my dad heard from his father at ten years old.
Speaker 1: And when my dad said that, me and my siblings
Speaker 1: were like, oh my god, it makes sense. You what
Speaker 1: you should have said this years ago, because that explains
Speaker 1: trauma from you would like you don't have to want
Speaker 1: to owe anything to anyone ever, Like I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. So then we have We're in Oklahoma
Speaker 1: City with Serene and we're going to the river spot
Speaker 1: and we're going to climb across them. Was terrifying. I thought,
Speaker 1: you know, I love a water park. I feel like
Speaker 1: I've been very vocal about my love of water park.
Speaker 1: I haven't been to Raging Waters. Oh my god, we'll
Speaker 1: go together because I love a water park. I love
Speaker 1: my mom. On her seventieth birthday, we decided to take
Speaker 1: her there, which, by the way, is it was frightening.
Speaker 1: I think my mom's zip line in yes, yeah, yeah, wait, okay, wait,
Speaker 1: tell me about the water park. So we went, and
Speaker 1: first of all, it's terrifying because like the first thing,
Speaker 1: you wait forever, you go up. I love the thing
Speaker 1: that we did was like a seventh story high thing
Speaker 1: that we went flying. Did you do it? She did everything.
Speaker 1: The other was we went on this one which seemed
Speaker 1: like it was like it was going to be like
Speaker 1: a like you walk up and it didn't seem that high,
Speaker 1: but it was like a bullet that like shot out
Speaker 1: and you ended up skipping across the water. And when
Speaker 1: I tell you, like I went first. My mom went second,
Speaker 1: Like I was like panics, like swimming towards her, like
Speaker 1: as she's skipping, she was like a rock skipping. Did
Speaker 1: you get water up your butt hole? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it was a full douche. I can't wait. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 1: I love I love water Brown. They're amazing great, So
Speaker 1: I got excited for them. I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: Clayton gets to go to a water park. Great lucky Clayton.
Speaker 1: Great date, dude. I don't know what you're feeling is
Speaker 1: about hy dr banana Katie. I gotta say I would
Speaker 1: have been fucking terrified. Could you you're cooked up? But
Speaker 1: here's my thing. Why was every they went on to
Speaker 1: an amusement park and went on that crazy ride on
Speaker 1: like their first date, right, like the first one on one?
Speaker 1: So why was he so shocked by like being so
Speaker 1: high when he did it? That I could so I
Speaker 1: could do that I could do to amuse him. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, excuse me. Let me tell Let me tell you.
Speaker 1: Clayton and I are the same. If you're an amusic park,
Speaker 1: you get I gets dropped into anything. You rocket me around.
Speaker 1: I don't give a ropes course, no, no, no, So
Speaker 1: so when it's you having to take the steps and
Speaker 1: you have to and you're not like I'll go on
Speaker 1: any roller coaster because like you're lacked it as you're
Speaker 1: out of control, like you just need to enter on
Speaker 1: the bottom. Like when I'm climbing to the top and
Speaker 1: I'm walking across a wobbly thing over a parking lot,
Speaker 1: Dr Banana, are you with me? Yeah? Yeah, no, I
Speaker 1: would never do that. When he was actually freaking out
Speaker 1: up there, I was like, that's quite relatable. I thought
Speaker 1: it was very But don't you think this is when
Speaker 1: he lost her? Like she could do it? It was
Speaker 1: like the whole time she didn't, he didn't. I was
Speaker 1: like he he got He got emasculated because she could
Speaker 1: do it all and she was like laughing and jumping
Speaker 1: off and he was like, oh it was great. It
Speaker 1: was like it made for great TV. But I was
Speaker 1: like the whole time, I was like, she's getting she's
Speaker 1: she doesn't have the issue with her dad and she
Speaker 1: can do all this stuff and he's a baby. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's so interesting that if she'd been scared
Speaker 1: and like going, oh my god, that's a great point.
Speaker 1: Because he likes to be like the man, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that's a great point. What do you do you think
Speaker 1: that's accurate? Yeah, I think you're right. He didn't like
Speaker 1: the fact that like he was scared and she was
Speaker 1: like a little bit bitch and then doctor, doctor, you're
Speaker 1: a doctor. What do you think? No, I that's actually
Speaker 1: a very good point, because while he was laughing, maybe
Speaker 1: a part of him was like, it's like, even if
Speaker 1: it was subliminal, it was happening the whole time. It was.
Speaker 1: I was like, she's going home, and I'm so upsick
Speaker 1: because I think she's so sweet and she's so cute,
Speaker 1: and she wears clothing so she's a knock out. But
Speaker 1: I was like, she's lost them. That's a great you
Speaker 1: know what again, No, I've never played a sport in
Speaker 1: my life until recently, and I will say, going on
Speaker 1: some day dates with people playing tennis, you've got to
Speaker 1: be able to keep up, but you can't beat them. No,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Men feel very emasculated in situations like that,
Speaker 1: and if you can find one that's like cool with it,
Speaker 1: then that's fine. But I was like, this is almost
Speaker 1: this is too much. It's too much, and she's has
Speaker 1: such ease, and she doesn't have the father. Interesting, Okay,
Speaker 1: so we found out that her father wasn't going to
Speaker 1: be there. Um, it's been ten years since she introduced
Speaker 1: someone to her family. Oh my god, her brother is
Speaker 1: so cute. He was hot and his accent was so cute.
Speaker 1: He should be on the show. He was adorable him. Um,
Speaker 1: so the hot he loved her, loved her, and you
Speaker 1: could tell he was kind of shy and probably didn't
Speaker 1: want to be doing this, but he was doing it.
Speaker 1: I found him so cute. Um. So we get there
Speaker 1: and so basically the family, she tells them about the
Speaker 1: date and she shows them the firefly jar. That producer
Speaker 1: whoever came up with that firefly jar? She get a race?
Speaker 1: How it? How does she still have it? And where's
Speaker 1: the second jar? He had two jars? That's why the
Speaker 1: two jars. You guys kept saying like did she pack
Speaker 1: it in the suitcase? And I was like, I guess
Speaker 1: you guys were right, but she only packed one. But
Speaker 1: where's this? And did he keep the second? So then,
Speaker 1: so then she tells them that she told him about
Speaker 1: Clayton and the cousin and they were shocked. I think
Speaker 1: she's so guarded. They were shocked that she mentioned it.
Speaker 1: Um that it's still an open wound for her because
Speaker 1: the cousin has been quite recent. And then they so
Speaker 1: that the brother says, the adorable brother says, do you
Speaker 1: love her? And Um He's like, look, I I want
Speaker 1: to tell you the truth. I haven't told anybody that
Speaker 1: I love them yet. Um. Mom was surprised at Serene
Speaker 1: to get to I love you so fast with her
Speaker 1: chatting um uh and they're talking about the jar. She says,
Speaker 1: he plays close attention. Um. And she's talking to the
Speaker 1: big brother. She's crying and then he says, I've seen
Speaker 1: you hurt in a lot of ways, and he's worried
Speaker 1: about her falling so fast. And then she tells Clayton,
Speaker 1: I'm not falling in love with you. I am in
Speaker 1: love with you. Thoughts Whitney, I just felt like I
Speaker 1: thought it was interesting that she's the first one who
Speaker 1: got there out of all of them to say it.
Speaker 1: I thought she was going to get rewarded for saying that.
Speaker 1: That she beat him at the Obstacle cour at the
Speaker 1: Ostable Court. Um, doctor, yeah, I you know what I thought.
Speaker 1: Maybe I was surprised that he chose her over Teddy,
Speaker 1: but um, I thought maybe that was like a good
Speaker 1: sign that she would go further. Yeah. I honestly thought
Speaker 1: he was going to cut Gabby for some reason. But too,
Speaker 1: I did too. Yeah, I was shocked. I was shocked. Um, Okay,
Speaker 1: any final thoughts on Serene Katie Levine. Um, she's really cool.
Speaker 1: She would be she would be a great bachelor. Her
Speaker 1: brother was super She could be the bachelor. She really could.
Speaker 1: She'd be a great bachelorette because she's like very downe
Speaker 1: or she's a teacher, very real. Yeah, I really liked her.
Speaker 1: Do they always do those sort of like cuts of
Speaker 1: like the one that we saw for Clayton last season
Speaker 1: of him with the kids that we're supposed to like
Speaker 1: never never No. I was actually wondering if they made
Speaker 1: him cut her so they can have her be bachelor
Speaker 1: atte because usually they don't make it at the top three,
Speaker 1: Usually bachelors like number four because they you don't want
Speaker 1: to get too far, like they don't eight clay And
Speaker 1: so I was actually going, oh, did they force him
Speaker 1: to cut her like so they get to keep her
Speaker 1: for bachelor. I think it's I think it's a neck
Speaker 1: and neck race between Gabby and Serene. All Right, we're
Speaker 1: gonna take a quick break. We'll be we'll come right
Speaker 1: back with Rachel and tweet the wigs. Oh bone zone,
Speaker 1: time for the bone zone, and we're back. Um here
Speaker 1: we are and Clairemont Florida Rachel and then she says
Speaker 1: are you going to jump? Which I thought was funny.
Speaker 1: And then Rachel, who's whispered all season, has somehow contracted laryngitis?
Speaker 1: Can we just acknowledge that? Doctor? What the yeah? How
Speaker 1: could she have lost her voice? I thought that was
Speaker 1: such a conundrum of like I almost felt manipulati because
Speaker 1: it just made her something like helpless and sexy. I
Speaker 1: thought they secretly had sex. It's you're the whispering thing,
Speaker 1: you know. I think she whispers. Then she's really loud
Speaker 1: during yes I do. I think she screamed and she
Speaker 1: lost her voice. I mean it was like, Hi, hey today,
Speaker 1: we're quit clayaking with a clear bottom. There's alligators and
Speaker 1: a black bear. And then he Clayton clearly kept saying
Speaker 1: the phrase after the choking things, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be in charge all the time. I he kept saying
Speaker 1: that about her. I like when the women take charge.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be in charge. All that. He
Speaker 1: wants to get spanked by Rachel and choked. He wants
Speaker 1: to get choked and spanked, and he wants to lick
Speaker 1: her because that like kiss with that like lick. Why
Speaker 1: didn't see the lick? Was it bad? It was in
Speaker 1: the preview. I missed the preview. I missed, I mean
Speaker 1: in the preview for this, I mean it was like
Speaker 1: in last week's I was. So then they go there's
Speaker 1: a so then we see a gator and a giant spider,
Speaker 1: which he kept freaking out on. He was a baby.
Speaker 1: I kept writing woods down. This was another time I
Speaker 1: wrote woods. So then we get to the kissing tree
Speaker 1: and then they stripped down. They jumped in and they
Speaker 1: kissed lying on the ground near the gator. What the
Speaker 1: fuck them clear? Literally an infested water so so that
Speaker 1: spider was things of like a nightmare. Oh I thought
Speaker 1: of you, Katie, I thought of you. I what doing
Speaker 1: it was a real like that. I don't care. I
Speaker 1: kaka for like Katie. Katie is a really tough woman.
Speaker 1: She is a hearty cool she goes out being any occasionally.
Speaker 1: Los Angeles spiders in here and there in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: there are It's like they were slowly turning into one
Speaker 1: giant spider. Web was the one recently where there was
Speaker 1: like a spider on the table and I freaked out,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, y'all to Garrett Garrett killing and then
Speaker 1: had just smashed tat it. So you, I thought immediately
Speaker 1: of you watching that, I know, whenever there's a dog
Speaker 1: in the street or we've never had a spider. You
Speaker 1: were the first, Harry. I knew you didn't feel good.
Speaker 1: It was terrible. That was terrible. Well, as a former lifeguard,
Speaker 1: I did not like how they jumped into that water,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is very shallow and like
Speaker 1: somebody could really get hurt. Thank you. Well, I gotta
Speaker 1: say them lying and that swampy like buy you whatever?
Speaker 1: I mean, what was that the glades? I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't want, like, why frighten you that there are
Speaker 1: giant spiders and in this thing and then let's go
Speaker 1: lie down and start rolling around like it's survivors. He's
Speaker 1: so horny for so horn and that's what he keeps saying,
Speaker 1: such a physical attraction. They're gonna get ring worm. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Ann are you grossed out. I hate I
Speaker 1: just like leeches are on his back, like stand by me, yes,
Speaker 1: leaders are downe his bad that's right. So then we
Speaker 1: find out she's warning him heads up. Hey, my dad's
Speaker 1: tony soprano. He's never liked anyone. He is blunt, he's
Speaker 1: a tough guy. Um you know. So basically he's so
Speaker 1: Clayton decides to shoot for by the end of the
Speaker 1: evening to get you're not that bad kid, which I guy,
Speaker 1: I thought was kind of charming. I can't believe. Okay,
Speaker 1: So then she's like, I don't want it to affect
Speaker 1: the way you see me, and I'm like, how bad
Speaker 1: is this dad? What is he going to do? So
Speaker 1: that I want to see this guy in full effect?
Speaker 1: I have to say, because I felt like we got
Speaker 1: like I feel like they gave him a kantapin or something. Well,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Did you notice everybody else was drinking
Speaker 1: white wine and he had just like a cranberry juice
Speaker 1: on and I didn't think there was any alcohol in it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, he's either sober or he's not
Speaker 1: drinking tonight because he wants to have his wits about him.
Speaker 1: But like, whatever was like, oh, they were wine that
Speaker 1: the ladies of the family were ready for their close up,
Speaker 1: so excited to get some camera time and like drinking,
Speaker 1: which I love. Finally some family loose and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this feels like me. This feels right this sister being
Speaker 1: there just ship facing. So then he looks terrified. The
Speaker 1: mom is screeching my baby and she had super cookie
Speaker 1: fun bangs here for the cookie hammered. Mom loved it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, oh, Rachel's got her hands fall
Speaker 1: like mom and dad. We only heard about dad, but
Speaker 1: but Mom has been pounding the like shard like my
Speaker 1: dad will hate you, my mom will try and kiss you.
Speaker 1: I love I loved it. So then so then and
Speaker 1: then she goes, Um, she goes, I'm scared dad. The
Speaker 1: dad doesn't eye roll. Um. It was so awkward. And
Speaker 1: so then she says, look, I have you wrapped around
Speaker 1: my finger, um to the dad or somebody she says
Speaker 1: it to something. Clayton makes the comment that like, oh,
Speaker 1: she has these looks like oh I've got her. Oh yes, yes, yes, okay,
Speaker 1: that's right. Um. So somebody said, I haven't seen you
Speaker 1: glowing like that. They can tell that she's glowing um
Speaker 1: and then the friend goes, if you hurt Rachel, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna hurt you. So what do we think happened to
Speaker 1: Rachel in the past that everybody is petrified to see
Speaker 1: her hurt? Like she seems to me that she goes
Speaker 1: so in and obviously something extremely traumatic and she had
Speaker 1: like a mental break. I think it's just the dad
Speaker 1: is an asshole, and the guys leave and then she goes.
Speaker 1: I think it all comes back to the he's never
Speaker 1: been nice to a single person I've ever brought home.
Speaker 1: I guess boy or girl like, it doesn't mean nothing,
Speaker 1: and I don't want it to affect how you see
Speaker 1: me eating people over. He offers to write that's the thing.
Speaker 1: They're like, he offered to beat up some guy. There's
Speaker 1: no warmth like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. So then um so then somebody says to
Speaker 1: uh to her, don't get your heartbroken. I don't want
Speaker 1: to deal with it. That's what I'm saying, like a
Speaker 1: lot of them. To the sisters. He said it, and
Speaker 1: then the friend says it to Clayton. She goes, I
Speaker 1: don't want to have to deal with it. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: why I was like, I think that she's really cracked
Speaker 1: in the past and they've had to pick up the pieces.
Speaker 1: So then the dad, Tony Soprano has a thick Chicago accent,
Speaker 1: which I love. He's like, look, I'm an all fashion guy,
Speaker 1: you know. Ps he's like my age. Yeah, Like I've
Speaker 1: never felt more old than do you want? You want
Speaker 1: to beat him up? Mom was a kook. The mom
Speaker 1: was like, I was so happy for you with the
Speaker 1: bangs Um. She's like, okay, but he's talking to dad.
Speaker 1: The mom was like, and then she's like, yeah, he
Speaker 1: doesn't like anyone, that's true. So then the dad goes
Speaker 1: so which I actually have to say, this made me
Speaker 1: like Tony Soprano his first question out of the gate
Speaker 1: with it, he had a hard face, like intimidating. I
Speaker 1: I felt for anybody sitting across from him, But I
Speaker 1: actually thought, if you have an ambitious daughter. I liked
Speaker 1: his first question, which was why do you know about Rachel?
Speaker 1: Do you know her dreams? I liked that. I liked
Speaker 1: because that's also I feel like, of all of the um,
Speaker 1: all of the times we've seen Clayton interact with these
Speaker 1: other women, that's the only one we've actually seen a
Speaker 1: deeper conversation, and we do what the answer was to
Speaker 1: that question, that's right, And then the dad says, he
Speaker 1: said the passion about flying, and he goes, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: eighth grade. He goes, what, Look, she wants to be
Speaker 1: a pilot. She's got to go to Europe for a year. Like,
Speaker 1: what's gonna you know, are you gonna go? He's like,
Speaker 1: with Rachel, it's worth it, you know if if if
Speaker 1: I have to go, I'm gonna go. Um. And then
Speaker 1: he's like, okay, well, Rachel's not the only one. Do
Speaker 1: you have any intention of hurting her? And he said,
Speaker 1: I don't have any intention of hurting you. And this
Speaker 1: is the only time we saw him say so. Either
Speaker 1: they're editing it really badly and it's just gonna be her,
Speaker 1: or there's a real switcher ru coming because we see
Speaker 1: him say I have no intention of hurting her. I
Speaker 1: dream about getting down on one knee and proposing to
Speaker 1: your daughter, um, which we haven't seen him say anything
Speaker 1: close to that with any of the other family members. Katie, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're a doctor of the Bachelor. You've watched every episode. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: is there a world in which this editing is so
Speaker 1: confusing that she doesn't win. And I mean, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean they like to mislead us, but I feel like
Speaker 1: at this point they don't really They're kind of just
Speaker 1: like I mean, it's like it becomes so clear she's
Speaker 1: the only one that he said anything other than like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't love her or I'm not willing to She's
Speaker 1: gotta win. You picked it, you knew it. So then
Speaker 1: he goes, I can't get my blessing. I haven't talked
Speaker 1: to my daughter. Her word is enough unless a buddy.
Speaker 1: If she likes you, I'll pat you on the arm.
Speaker 1: At the end, again, I have to say I like
Speaker 1: the dead I liked the dad. I thought he was fun.
Speaker 1: I liked his little pet. I thought all of this
Speaker 1: was great. I liked it because he's not he's He
Speaker 1: didn't seem like he was faking being a tough dad.
Speaker 1: For sure, tough dad. And I think that he can
Speaker 1: he could tell that his daughter really is fallen for
Speaker 1: this guy. Well then she goes and tells the dad,
Speaker 1: I am falling in love. Um, I've never met someone
Speaker 1: who least sees me. And he then the dad, your
Speaker 1: new favorite guy says he can be with you instead
Speaker 1: of in front of you. It was beautiful. Tony Tony
Speaker 1: Tony Tony also start he actually had a tear and
Speaker 1: he was like, what's this. Yeah, he said, it seems
Speaker 1: he would stand next to you. And then she starts crying,
Speaker 1: I always wanted you to be proud of me, and
Speaker 1: he's like, and then the dad like, and then he's like,
Speaker 1: I love you, like and he's like, you better not
Speaker 1: be me in to her and their teary, and then
Speaker 1: the dad gives the tap on the arm. And then
Speaker 1: afterwards her laryngitis was full effect outside and she's like,
Speaker 1: and I taught her I was spelling for you by now.
Speaker 1: I'm feeling even harder now. And then their kiss and
Speaker 1: he's like, Rachel could be my wife. She's it anything
Speaker 1: Before we go to Jesse Palmer like getting wheeled out
Speaker 1: in his cooler. Yeah, it feels like it's her. It
Speaker 1: feels it's hers to lose. But he could suck it
Speaker 1: up with these other women. We always say he's the one,
Speaker 1: he's the horny ist for right, that's he's the horniest.
Speaker 1: It's often also the one whose family is kind of like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, it's never the one that's like
Speaker 1: a perfect fit. My friend, my friend Dan. He was like,
Speaker 1: well it's gonna be her because her family doesn't like Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a great point, great point, great bull circle moment.
Speaker 1: So then Jesse Palmer gets wheeled out and he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm falling in love with all these women, but I
Speaker 1: want to be free next week. I just want to
Speaker 1: go for it. I want to just no more blocks,
Speaker 1: meaning I get to have a sex. Yes, we made
Speaker 1: it a funk island, you know, Like I want to
Speaker 1: just be on no blocks. I don't want to know
Speaker 1: nothing is held back. I want to fall in love
Speaker 1: with all of them. He just knows. He gets he's
Speaker 1: finally into the bone zone. Also like he can have
Speaker 1: sex with all of them and just he like, don't
Speaker 1: say anything, I know because it wasn't an tell Ben Higgins.
Speaker 1: Just don't say don't say it, and you tell them
Speaker 1: all while on camera like yeah, I fucked all of
Speaker 1: you and I and I told all of him I'm
Speaker 1: in love with you. Well, he still says. He says,
Speaker 1: I've that I'm in love with all three of you,
Speaker 1: and I've been intimate with two of you, and then
Speaker 1: then the other girl goes, I can't believe that she slept.
Speaker 1: How could you be in love with me and sleep
Speaker 1: with someone else? Oh my god. So then I'm jumping ahead.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, no, no, I missed the preview, so react,
Speaker 1: so please guy. He gives it the first to Susie. Interesting,
Speaker 1: then to Gabby. I know. I was like, I got
Speaker 1: Rachel with the first one. I feel like they were
Speaker 1: trying to make it seem like Rachel could lose. I
Speaker 1: think it was a switch, like, oh, it's not just
Speaker 1: so in the bag. Then to Rachel. Cut Serene. I
Speaker 1: wrote Serene Bachelorette, and then she was pissed. She was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what to say, and then she can,
Speaker 1: I ask you what it was you said there was
Speaker 1: no reservations, and she's like, I have nothing else to
Speaker 1: say to him. Yeah, I was like, motherfucker. She was
Speaker 1: so pissed. She was passed. Well, she's she's the only
Speaker 1: one that said I love you too to him. She's
Speaker 1: the one who was like all in. Everybody in the
Speaker 1: family was like, don't mess with her. She lost it
Speaker 1: on that date, did great insight and um, yeah, I
Speaker 1: didn't see the preview, so tell acted out. Please for
Speaker 1: next week, you guys, all of you anna, Well, it
Speaker 1: looks like three of them, and I guess unless they're
Speaker 1: cutting it to confuse us, Well, we see, we see
Speaker 1: what Rachel on the wait? Is it Rachel on the balcony,
Speaker 1: the balcony and let's start confusing. Yeah, but he's you
Speaker 1: see him that I love you. But he's saying that
Speaker 1: to one. Then you see him screaming into another one
Speaker 1: as well, and then he screams into the third. So
Speaker 1: he said it to all three of them on the
Speaker 1: bone one date. Yeah, then he's like you see him,
Speaker 1: it's like cuts to him like making out with each
Speaker 1: of them on a bed or whatever her and then
Speaker 1: it cuts him being like I love I love all
Speaker 1: of that. Does he quit? Remember when he was like,
Speaker 1: I funked up, I need to quit? Is that is?
Speaker 1: That's next week? They didn't pass in the finale? Wait,
Speaker 1: next week is Fantasy Suit, so first in his town,
Speaker 1: which is final two, and then but that's always the finale,
Speaker 1: that's the finale. Then I'm so broken. I'm so broken. Alright, alright,
Speaker 1: let's just gus, what do you think happens? I think
Speaker 1: Rachel gets it. I just think that's what it's going
Speaker 1: to be. Do you think they're still together? Uh? Well,
Speaker 1: I was, I started doing some Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know all. I don't know. I mean,
Speaker 1: I just they're all. I don't know anything. I'm just saying.
Speaker 1: I was like, I, oh, I know because there was
Speaker 1: an interview which I did not read but with Serene
Speaker 1: today about getting which I would like to read. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think I think that they don't.
Speaker 1: They always lie that they're together until at least like
Speaker 1: we have the Women Tell All that's coming after the
Speaker 1: final rules. I mean, haven't we've had There have been
Speaker 1: once in the past where they like, we're not together.
Speaker 1: But do they do before then? I think they broke really,
Speaker 1: I mean, well like Jed and Hannah did, right, and
Speaker 1: they film that and showed us. I don't know, and
Speaker 1: then they so also in the preview they show it's
Speaker 1: a tu night thing. So Monday and Tuesday night are
Speaker 1: the Women Tell All? No that No, Monday Night is
Speaker 1: Women Tell All? Tuesday Night is fantasized question. He is
Speaker 1: quite vocal on social media. Is that normal? Like he
Speaker 1: tweets everything else. I think I think that's normal. Because
Speaker 1: he said a lot of things like he regrets how
Speaker 1: he handled situations, which is really interesting because they kept
Speaker 1: saying he was going to wait and talk about it
Speaker 1: and women tell all, but then he's been tweeting about it.
Speaker 1: He tweeted something last night like I can't. I'm like,
Speaker 1: if you're with someone, would you be this vocal on
Speaker 1: social media? I don't know. Yeah. They also were saying,
Speaker 1: like he because he likes, he's still liking like Rachel's things,
Speaker 1: and also like, so who who they're following? Well, so,
Speaker 1: who you think Rachel's gonna win? I think Rachel's winning, Dana,
Speaker 1: I think it's Rachel. Rachel too, And who do you
Speaker 1: think it's Bachelorrette? I think it's Gabby, Gabby, Serene or Gabby.
Speaker 1: I was thinking Susie and now I'm leaning Gabby, Tanna.
Speaker 1: I hope it's Gabby. I hope Gabby too. Um, you guys,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do the actual reviews now, okay, great,
Speaker 1: Um you guys. We got so many great reviews. We're
Speaker 1: getting their people have like people have been We asked
Speaker 1: for people who were trying to get to two thousand,
Speaker 1: we're up to one point eight and um, I'm so
Speaker 1: proud of you guys. Reviews. That's so many reviews, and
Speaker 1: you have such beautiful ones that come in. I'm always
Speaker 1: so impressed. We do. We have a lot of We
Speaker 1: have a lot of great ones. Here's one that says,
Speaker 1: never stop becoming a Champion. Five stars, dr ccmr. I
Speaker 1: love this podcast. I love how long the episodes are
Speaker 1: since I have plenty of time in the car driving
Speaker 1: around doing them for work, and I am constantly laughing
Speaker 1: out loud. It's one of the ones I look forward
Speaker 1: to every week and I don't even watch the actual
Speaker 1: show anymore because will you accept this Rose is way
Speaker 1: more entertaining and fun, ardent energy and the cool vibe
Speaker 1: of all the guests and the tweets of the week
Speaker 1: are just as delight keeping up art in a production
Speaker 1: tape well done. And we have nice fans Tanna, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we really do. They're so nice. Oh my god, we
Speaker 1: have so here's a cute one Champion wife material. Five stars.
Speaker 1: I do not watch the show, not even Paradise, can
Speaker 1: you believe? But I won't miss this podcast every week.
Speaker 1: Little Miss, Little Champion, Artist Um and friends are the best.
Speaker 1: Five stars, five Roses, five Dracula is five tennis balls
Speaker 1: and five champions, and then she put all the emojis.
Speaker 1: It's wonderful. I've never felt so understood. Okay, here's one
Speaker 1: of those confusing it's sort of mixed signals. It says
Speaker 1: five stars, but we got five stars. She doesn't know
Speaker 1: when a joke has been run into the ground and
Speaker 1: it's time to move on. The first time the champion
Speaker 1: thing was funny, but after the next seventy five times
Speaker 1: it can be annoying. But other than that, is a
Speaker 1: great show. I skip ahead when she talks about tennis
Speaker 1: and being divorced person well, I just feel like, look,
Speaker 1: I understand that you just signed up for a bachelor podcast.
Speaker 1: Maybe they haven't listened from the beginning, but I feel
Speaker 1: like when so much is like I don't know that
Speaker 1: when that just makes me feel like I'm like just
Speaker 1: some like divorce it. But I've lost so many people
Speaker 1: in my life and like and then we've also been
Speaker 1: through a pandemic, and I appreciate, like I appreciate being
Speaker 1: able to share where I'm at. One of the things
Speaker 1: I like about this community is that so so it's
Speaker 1: about also for me, I'll just say the whole podcast.
Speaker 1: As a person, I have social anxiety, and I've learned
Speaker 1: how to. This whole podcast has been me taking risks,
Speaker 1: inviting people, getting to know people more, and so it's
Speaker 1: getting out of my comfort zone and I always feel
Speaker 1: better when I do it, and then I don't. I've
Speaker 1: lost both my parents and my marriage, like one through
Speaker 1: three on my call sheet are gone, and and I've
Speaker 1: been locked up for two years. And so it's just
Speaker 1: sharing where I'm at in a way that was like,
Speaker 1: and I feel like people have responded. So if it's
Speaker 1: not for you, fast forward. But I have to be
Speaker 1: able to bring where I'm at life, not just be
Speaker 1: a robot talking about the Bachelor. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I think it's interesting. Sorry, please please, Whitney, But I
Speaker 1: think what I think is really nice when I hear
Speaker 1: you talking about it is because it's you don't assume
Speaker 1: that every person that's a guest on your show, especially
Speaker 1: everyone is like working, that they know the whole backstories.
Speaker 1: Would be really odd to sort of say it and
Speaker 1: not sort of explain it. And I feel like it's
Speaker 1: so much fun each time you sort of explain it
Speaker 1: and get more and more excited about it. Um so
Speaker 1: that's the only thing I would say that. Um, it's
Speaker 1: also just really kind to sort of explain to people
Speaker 1: the backstory. Oh well, I appreciate that. And I want
Speaker 1: to say, speaking of which, we got so many people
Speaker 1: who do get it, like and that's what's been so
Speaker 1: cool is that it actually seems and again, if it's
Speaker 1: not your cup of tea fast forward, but there are
Speaker 1: a lot of people it seems like it's been helpful
Speaker 1: because I feel like, look, we're all doing the best
Speaker 1: we can out there, and life is hard and if
Speaker 1: you want to also get out of your comfort zone,
Speaker 1: it's scary and your bringing might try to stop you.
Speaker 1: But it is like trying to be like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: doing I'm gonna be out of my comfort zone. I'm
Speaker 1: becoming a champion. So we've got so many fun ones.
Speaker 1: This is so cute. Look at this. This is from
Speaker 1: a gentleman named Jim Scotts. You can email us at
Speaker 1: Rose Podcast at gmail dot com and if you win
Speaker 1: our final Sleep Crown, don't forget to email us the
Speaker 1: your address at Rose Podcast. Look at this. This is
Speaker 1: from Jim scott Be a Champion, your ardent, Tanna and
Speaker 1: production team. Thank you for continuing to bring the laughs
Speaker 1: into two the first impression Dick Twitter the week, maybe
Speaker 1: laugh for an entire evening, if only because Arden had
Speaker 1: the most trouble staying the joke without busting a gut.
Speaker 1: I'm ready. I'm ready to let you know. I've officially
Speaker 1: moved to work at home for my job since March,
Speaker 1: and I'm sprucing up so it's official. It's like it
Speaker 1: was temporary, not's official. So he's sprucing up his home
Speaker 1: office slash workspace. I've taken your mantra for two and
Speaker 1: I put it up and my newly hung white board.
Speaker 1: It will help me during those tedious conference calls and emails.
Speaker 1: Look at what I wrote, I know to himself it
Speaker 1: says it says be a champion today. He wrote it
Speaker 1: in a large letters on his board. Yeah, JAMPI a
Speaker 1: freaking champion today. How cute is that? And that again,
Speaker 1: I just love that is what like that We're all
Speaker 1: and it's it means something different to different people, he said.
Speaker 1: Please continue bringing the joy of your audience, which I'm
Speaker 1: fortunate to be a part of, and I hope you
Speaker 1: continue to broadcast the live shows online as part of
Speaker 1: my Michion again had the worst comedy club. So being
Speaker 1: able to see your amazing power point slides and sheen
Speaker 1: costumes is a delight. Sincerely, Jim s. Grand Rapids, Michigan.
Speaker 1: We also had somebody named Jackie Collins who emailed and
Speaker 1: asking if we're going to do another live show. We'll
Speaker 1: definitely do another one before Sketch Fest. We have to.
Speaker 1: We'll do another one at Dynasty, and maybe we'll do
Speaker 1: one in New York sometimes that would be super fun.
Speaker 1: And here's one final one. This is from Samantha Stone
Speaker 1: becoming a Champion. Dear Art and Katie, Anna and everyone else.
Speaker 1: I love your podcast. UM. On a more serious note,
Speaker 1: I wanted to thank you for the mechanism of convincing
Speaker 1: yourself that you were becoming a champion, because it's helped
Speaker 1: me to improve my confidence a lot in the last month.
Speaker 1: At the start of two I began taking boxing classes
Speaker 1: in order to learn something new, get exercise, and feel
Speaker 1: more secure in myself and my body. The other day,
Speaker 1: I was doing an individual workout on one of the
Speaker 1: boxing bags and my coach came over and asked how
Speaker 1: I was doing. I looked her straight in the eyes,
Speaker 1: and I said I'm great. I'm becoming a champion, and
Speaker 1: I literally can't believe I said that to her. It
Speaker 1: was like word vomit. I almost said something else, but
Speaker 1: before I could, she began clapping her hands together like
Speaker 1: I figured out the final clue of an escape worm.
Speaker 1: How great? Yeah, so keep going, you guys. You know
Speaker 1: what somebody texted me. They were saying that they loved
Speaker 1: to picture our our tennis coach Brent, similar to the
Speaker 1: boxing that Tinsley's boxing guy in Real Housewives. It was
Speaker 1: similar energy. So again, if it's not for you, I understand,
Speaker 1: fast forward through, but it seems to be helping other
Speaker 1: people and I have to be able to share my
Speaker 1: real life or or why would I do this? Because
Speaker 1: your body is a weapon, Because my body's weapon. All right,
Speaker 1: here we go to tweet of the way, So if
Speaker 1: you want to participate, So this is our final one.
Speaker 1: Thank you to the Sleep crown Gal. So we were
Speaker 1: you were asking us at the break Whitney, you were
Speaker 1: asking us if we actually love the Sleep Crowns because
Speaker 1: you were thinking about getting one, and we we fucking
Speaker 1: love them. Anna say what you said, crown. I use
Speaker 1: it every single night, I you know, I bought it before.
Speaker 1: I you know, Julie even reached out to us about
Speaker 1: to Sleep Crown. So this is like, I'm a Sleep
Speaker 1: Crown loyal loyalists. Yeah, I feel like I want to
Speaker 1: travel Crown. I think I need to travel Crown for one.
Speaker 1: Excited because I I struggle sleeping outside my own bed,
Speaker 1: and this will be I need to get a travel one.
Speaker 1: I need to get a travel one. Well, Julie, thank
Speaker 1: you for being so generous. This is the final one
Speaker 1: we're sending out. Will you accept the Sleep Crown? All right? Um,
Speaker 1: here we go. I've chosen a lot, so we're gonna
Speaker 1: narrow it down. Who's going to get the final Sleep Crown?
Speaker 1: Good luck everybody. This is from Santini thirty five at
Speaker 1: Santini thirty five. Of course Clayton likes to be choked.
Speaker 1: Have you seen how many turtlenecks at center wears? Oh
Speaker 1: that's great. Also from Santini thirty five at Santin thirty five.
Speaker 1: Heavy boots may not have been the best idea for
Speaker 1: a robes course, but it's probably better than his bare
Speaker 1: hoofs Okay, here we go to the next one. Um,
Speaker 1: here we go. This is from Ginger at Ginger Off
Speaker 1: the Hinge. Gabby's dad pulled a more romantic move than
Speaker 1: Clayton has his entire season and didn't utter a single word.
Speaker 1: We love a silent COVID of wear kid. Um. Okay.
Speaker 1: This is from Carly at Rose Pedal under c C.
Speaker 1: This is your weekly reminder that Gabby spent more time
Speaker 1: in the NFL than Clayton and Jesse combined. Okay, they're
Speaker 1: all strong so far. This is from Lauren Gene Johnson
Speaker 1: at Words by l I J. How many times will
Speaker 1: Clayton be asked if he loves someone's daughter before he
Speaker 1: has to walk away to stare at a tree with
Speaker 1: his camera to the back? Okay, this one we have
Speaker 1: to cut out, but it made me laugh. Britt Paulson
Speaker 1: at Burett Susie's dad would like easy to know that
Speaker 1: he is not, in fact dead. Okay, all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. Um is that too dark? All right, we'll
Speaker 1: keep it. Okay, Okay. This is rich Horseley at Rich
Speaker 1: Horsele Did Rachel actually lose her voice or just whisper
Speaker 1: so much that her voice got stuck there? Um? Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we have um. This is from Justin Paul's
Speaker 1: Spade at Justin Spade. Tony looks as comfortable talking with
Speaker 1: Clayton as Trump would look well being deposed by the
Speaker 1: I R s. Okay, here we go. This is from
Speaker 1: Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade. If you exclude anything
Speaker 1: Carol Baskin ever, did that makeout session betwixt Rachel and
Speaker 1: Clayton was the most scandalous thing ever to happen in
Speaker 1: Swamp Florida? All right? And then let's see this is
Speaker 1: from Andy Ryan Andy Boy's story Gabby and the finale.
Speaker 1: I knew ever since I got love actually by my dad,
Speaker 1: that I was falling in love with you. All right?
Speaker 1: Those are the runners. What do we have for the
Speaker 1: final two? You guys like the first one about too?
Speaker 1: I really like that? Do we like that? And the
Speaker 1: bear hooves on the ropes? Or let's have it be
Speaker 1: between the so we know who wins the alright, Santini
Speaker 1: thirty five, you're you're gonna want a slip crown because
Speaker 1: he's a beating between you two, But which one's gonna
Speaker 1: win it? At Santini thirty five. Of course, Clayton likes
Speaker 1: to be choked. Have you seen how many turtlenecks that
Speaker 1: Centaur wears or also Santina thirt Santini heavy boots may
Speaker 1: not have been the best idea for a ropes course,
Speaker 1: but it's probably better than his bare hooves. All right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let Katie go first. You know, I was
Speaker 1: thinking the turtle. I had, like the hose one more. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, Anna hoo, I'm gonna go turtle. Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna let you be the deciding factor of which one wins.
Speaker 1: Whitney and I was kind of hoping this would happen
Speaker 1: so you could be the pick er. Well. I originally
Speaker 1: I feel like the first time I heard it it
Speaker 1: was the turtleneck, but the second time through it's the
Speaker 1: hoofs Oh my god, t you win. Heavy boots may
Speaker 1: not have been the best idea for a ropes course,
Speaker 1: but it's probably better than his bare hooves. Solid and
Speaker 1: thank you again to Julie from sleep Crown. If you
Speaker 1: want to get your own sleep Crown, you can go
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Speaker 1: travel one all dat, and if you know, I can
Speaker 1: just get one, like not a fucking scumbag. I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to drop the F bomb everybody, all right, because
Speaker 1: I've never sworn on this. Um, Whitney, Can I just say,
Speaker 1: can we just salute you? You really were such a
Speaker 1: wonderful guess. I'm glad this is what happened today. Oh look,
Speaker 1: thank you for having me this. I was nervous through
Speaker 1: it all, but I feel like you truly like this
Speaker 1: was destiny, this is what it was supposed to be.
Speaker 1: You were great. Can we just say how crow great
Speaker 1: was Whitney? Natural? It was really great? Great episode, Dr Banana,
Speaker 1: this is this is a great I mean, Whitney is
Speaker 1: a great edition. I'm glad you got to join us. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you'll have to come back, don't have to come play
Speaker 1: with other people. Boy, Okay, you're gonna get You're gonna
Speaker 1: be on the text list now. Oh boy, this is exciting. Um.
Speaker 1: I think it's funny because I usually watched the next day,
Speaker 1: but I was like watching it live last night, which
Speaker 1: worked out. It Really, this was so great and I'm
Speaker 1: so glad everybody got to see the beautiful person behind
Speaker 1: the gorgeous art or so glad you guys like the poop?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we love the Jesse Palmer poop. Well,
Speaker 1: would you like to promote your artwork? Do you have
Speaker 1: a website for your art work? I'm private, everything's private, okay. Um,
Speaker 1: so Anna and I we have our we're doing our
Speaker 1: Patreon summer House. It's so funny you and Brendan are
Speaker 1: so funny and doing Bravo Summerhouse. I highly recommend. It's
Speaker 1: such a it's a very funny season. Um, Katie, what
Speaker 1: would you like to promote? As always, please go to
Speaker 1: your local shelter and adopt an animal, foster an animal,
Speaker 1: donate to the local shelter. And also, um, please donate
Speaker 1: to the people in Ukraine. Um, there's World Central Kitchen,
Speaker 1: Direct Relief, UNICEF, Save the Children. Honestly, if you just
Speaker 1: go to like charity navigator, they have a whole list
Speaker 1: of places you can give to. I just want to ask,
Speaker 1: did you hear about this whole thing? And I don't
Speaker 1: know who you're supposed to give to you? But in
Speaker 1: Russia that they only use like PayPal for all of
Speaker 1: the animal shelters and they've shut off PayPal, so you
Speaker 1: have to figure out a different way to get money
Speaker 1: to you know that it's been really hard. I've been
Speaker 1: trying to figure out how to get money to animals. There,
Speaker 1: I f a W. I should have mentioned that they
Speaker 1: are they're helping, um and then spc A International is
Speaker 1: saying that they're trying to help. That is something that
Speaker 1: I've been like really trying to figure out, like how
Speaker 1: to help more animals because I think, like I f
Speaker 1: a WS, trying to just get animals out right now, UM,
Speaker 1: I will update, but yeah, I f a w IF
Speaker 1: when I checkt us links, we can also put them
Speaker 1: on the Facebook page. I love that you bring like
Speaker 1: I love that we talked about this because like life
Speaker 1: is happening, and um, we will be back next week
Speaker 1: with everything for women, tell all and for um dream
Speaker 1: sweets and uh whitney you. Thank you for showing up
Speaker 1: and thank you for being a true American treasure ladies
Speaker 1: and gentlemen. My name is Art Maurye. Until next week
Speaker 1: and goodbye. Oh yeah, it all up in you today.
Speaker 1: It feels so good. I just got one little bush
Speaker 1: figure world. See will you accept this Rose is a
Speaker 1: production of I heart Radio. For more podcasts from my
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