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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I

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Speaker 1: had no idea where his clothes were going. We'll get

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Speaker 1: into that. I know that, but we'll find out. But

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Speaker 1: right now it's time for the nephew with today's prank

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Speaker 1: phone call.

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Speaker 2: What you got for his nept I left my ring.

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Speaker 2: I left my ring. Check out where I left to that.

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Speaker 2: Let's go catch dog. I left my ring.

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Speaker 3: Come on, hello, Hello, I'm trying to reach as please alright,

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Speaker 3: my name is doctor. I'm actually trying to reach your

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Speaker 3: husband Clarence. Is he Is he available? Chick? Is that

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Speaker 3: reason you're colin? Uh? Well, I'm actually the surgeon that

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Speaker 3: actually did the procedure on removing his gallstones. Well, how's

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Speaker 3: he doing? As any complications? That's fun? Well, no complication

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Speaker 3: according to the doctor. Okay, listen, there's a couple of

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Speaker 3: little bit of things I want to discuss with you

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Speaker 3: guys and see if we can maybe get em rectified.

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Speaker 3: Is he around? In? Actually, actually, when we actually did

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Speaker 3: the procedure on your on your husband and removing the gallstones,

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Speaker 3: I will say that there's a bit of a mistake

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Speaker 3: made and I'm hoping that he can come back in

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Speaker 3: so we can kind of get it rectified. You know,

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Speaker 3: it'll be actually thirty minutes and he'll be in and out.

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Speaker 3: But actually, when I removed the gallstones, and I'm very

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Speaker 3: embarrassed to say this, I actually left my wedding ring

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Speaker 3: inside your husban. And I understand, man, I say, I

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Speaker 3: actually left my wedding ring inside your husband when I

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Speaker 3: actually removed the gallstones. And I'm hoping that he'll come

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Speaker 3: and he'll be on his way. He's the last book. Hello, Hello, Hello, mister, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: how you doing this? Is doctor? I actually did the

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Speaker 3: surgery on you when you were came in and got

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Speaker 3: your golfstones removed. I remember you that. I will say this,

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Speaker 3: missus Clarence, I actually made a bit of a mistake

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Speaker 3: when you were here, and and my apology. If I

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Speaker 3: can actually get you to come back here, man, I

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Speaker 3: can get you taken care of. But and then this

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Speaker 3: is just a big mistake on my part. But when

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Speaker 3: you guys came in and I removed your stones, I

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Speaker 3: actually left my wedding ring inside inside of me. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 3: your wedding ring. Sir, I know this is crazy, but yes,

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Speaker 3: I have truly made a mistake and want to see

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Speaker 3: if I can get this thing rectified and get this

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Speaker 3: thing taken out. And I tell you, man, I've I've

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Speaker 3: been without my ring and my wife is raising holy

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Speaker 3: hell about it. Yeah, but you know something that we

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Speaker 3: got a problem with. What do you mean? I mean,

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Speaker 3: I'm about to go back to work. I really can't

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Speaker 3: be going back into the operating room for somebody to

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Speaker 3: take a ring out of me that they left, that

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Speaker 3: they left by mistake. You know what I'm saying. Okay,

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Speaker 3: I mean you know, I realized your wife might be

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Speaker 3: upset and you need your ring. But at this point

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Speaker 3: that ring's gonna have to stay where it is for

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Speaker 3: a while. So I can't iron it and can't allow

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Speaker 3: but that ring to stay there another two or three days.

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Speaker 3: I don't think you understand exactly what I'm going through.

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Speaker 3: There's no way I can allow that. Well that, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I got to go back to work. But you know

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Speaker 3: something I mean, you know, I mean, you know we're

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Speaker 3: talking about a bad, bad, serious problem. You know we're

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Speaker 3: talking about malpractice. I mean, you know we're talking about

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Speaker 3: me taking out more time from work when I'm ready

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Speaker 3: to go back. I mean, you know we're talking lawsuit,

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Speaker 3: all kinds of stuff here. We need to get together.

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Speaker 3: Can you hear me that? No, you come here? Oh okay,

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Speaker 3: my wife's a upset too. I mean, you know I

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Speaker 3: can't get back on an operating tape. Cir. This won't

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Speaker 3: take for seconds. Is to actually me to slip that

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Speaker 3: take but a minute. I mean, you still have the

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Speaker 3: same incisions there. I can go right back into what

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Speaker 3: the same scar was and take that out and keep

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Speaker 3: it moving on. Go back into the same if you're

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Speaker 3: going to operate again if you cut me, Oh for sir,

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Speaker 3: I promise you that you won't even know I was there.

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Speaker 3: that quick coal. Okay, but but let me ask you

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Speaker 3: I'm pretty I'm a pretty good guy here, but I mean,

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Speaker 3: you know you got left ring in man. I mean,

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Speaker 3: you know, do you all have mal practice in shirts

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Speaker 3: and turn We have plenty of insurance. You know. It's

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Speaker 3: really more about what I'm going through at home. So

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Speaker 3: I'm doing this but yeah, yeah, pretty much here at

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Speaker 3: this point, I mean, no one actually from the hospital

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Speaker 3: actually knows what I'm actually calling you. Wow, you know,

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Speaker 3: I mean, that's a big, big problem. You said something

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Speaker 3: about mal practic. Now, I didn't say anything about mail practice.

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Speaker 3: You guys actually said that. I didn't say anything. Okay,

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Speaker 3: now let me oh, okay, hold on now, darn hold on,

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Speaker 3: h but now let me ask you this here. Every

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Speaker 3: time I've heard of somebody leaving something inside of somebody,

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Speaker 3: you know, it usually end up being a situation where

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Speaker 3: it sets up infections and stuff. Well, that's that's eighteen

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Speaker 3: carre go. That's not gonna infect you at all. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I understand what you're saying. But good grief. I mean,

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Speaker 3: I just I mean, I didn't even want to do

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Speaker 3: the first surgery, but I didn't have any choice. You

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Speaker 3: know what, miss, I'll be honest with you. I've tried

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Speaker 3: to talk to you and be patient with you. If

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Speaker 3: I got to come over and put some core form

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Speaker 3: up against your nose and knock you out in order

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Speaker 3: to perform this procedure to get my ring, then damn it,

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Speaker 3: that's what I gotta do. Oh ho, hold on on

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Speaker 3: that that what I'm supposed to be doing while you're

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Speaker 3: doing that. You hear that what he said? Come on,

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Speaker 3: you know I'm not gonna stand for these threats that

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Speaker 3: you know. That's your problem with your ring. Now. You know,

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Speaker 3: up until now everything was cool. Now you got a

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Speaker 3: big problem. I tell you what it is. I'm at

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Speaker 3: home right now. You're at home with my ring. You

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Speaker 3: right now? Okay, Now, I don't I don't have a

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Speaker 3: problem coming right over there to get my ring. I want,

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Speaker 3: I need my ring back. Let's do it. Come on over,

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Speaker 3: we got something. Way you down, Hey, listen, I don't

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Speaker 3: care what the both of you are doing. The bottom

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Speaker 3: line is that you have my ring. I got your ring.

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Speaker 3: You just told me I had it. Did it's inside

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Speaker 3: of me. Whereas gonna say, sir, I'm not gonna continue

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Speaker 3: to go back and forth with you. You're not gonna

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Speaker 3: continue to do anything because you come over Here'm gonna

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Speaker 3: kick you out. You already threatened to come over here

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Speaker 3: and put plura from him and know knocking me out

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Speaker 3: to go ahead the side of my body to come

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Speaker 3: over here. Doc. You got problems. I'll tell you what

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Speaker 3: I don't want any problems out of your wife or

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Speaker 3: out of you who's reading. It's only gonna take thirty

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Speaker 3: minutes and everybody'll be happy after that. You won't make

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Speaker 3: a big car got pram down. I understand everything you say.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing I need to say to

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Speaker 3: the both of you all. Are you listening to me?

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Speaker 3: I'm listening. It's Doris listening. No, not really, I already

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Speaker 3: tune you out. Well, here's the last thing I need

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Speaker 3: to say to you. This is nephew Tommy from the

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Speaker 3: Steve Harby Morning Show. Y'all just got prank by y'all.

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Speaker 3: Niece Peaches boy. I bet that help Nephew timment. Nephew,

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Speaker 3: tell me that's you. Get you up next? You comment,

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Speaker 3: Nephew tom Me, Yeah, I still got your rank. To

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Speaker 3: my home man, you're messing with my heart talking about

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Speaker 3: going back inside of my body. All right, let me

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Speaker 3: let me let me speak to miss dr Hey, Miss Dart.

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Speaker 3: I got one more thing. Now, what is the baddest

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Speaker 3: radio show in the land? Stoop lined show with Matthew.

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 3: What? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's you stupid up in here?

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Speaker 3: What there?

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Speaker 2: What as a surgeon do?

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Speaker 3: Hey? Hey?

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Speaker 2: You know That's the thing about Prance. You could be

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Speaker 2: anybody you want to be.

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Speaker 3: You.

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Speaker 2: You could be anybody you want to be. It's like

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Speaker 2: in the movies. You could be anybody you want to be.

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Speaker 1: You get to exercise your acting shop.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, come home, I can preach. I can be

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Speaker 2: a con artist. I can be I can come by

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Speaker 2: your house and baptize you. I could be who I

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Speaker 2: What what you want? I could be who I want

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Speaker 2: to be. Get ready? The Nephew is coming to town.

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Speaker 2: You already know. Next weekend. It is Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at

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Speaker 2: the Helium Comedy Club. Got five shows too Friday to

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Speaker 2: Saturday and one on Sunday. They are going fanst so

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Speaker 2: you better get them. Buffalo, New York, August thirty first

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Speaker 2: at the Shape Performing Arts Center. Tickets on sale right now.

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Speaker 2: Nephew Thomas House Party Comedy Jam. That is Labor Day weekend,

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Speaker 2: nowshel You gotta let me know Labor Day weekend. Cannot now?

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Speaker 2: Since that Saturday, I can wear white.

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Speaker 3: On my show that night, right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's Saturday, I could wear white. Yeah, okay, you can't. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but after that.

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Speaker 2: Right after that, that's my last white. Okay, all right, Buffalo,

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Speaker 2: I'm coming in white.

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Speaker 3: Make it all good?

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Speaker 1: All right, thanking if you coming up next. Strawberry letter.

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Speaker 1: The subject is I had no idea where his clothes

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Speaker 1: were going. Oh okay, we'll get into that, find out

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Speaker 1: what that's all about. Right after this, you're listening Hardy

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Speaker 1: Morning Show.