Speaker 1: Pop here.
Speaker 2: It's just like the thing is that people think we're
Speaker 2: keeping you away like on some like selfish ship, but it's.
Speaker 1: We need it. We need a voice. Not coming soon god,
Speaker 1: whoa he.
Speaker 2: Put on his sexy voice.
Speaker 3: WHOA.
Speaker 1: Well, I guess Josh is coming soon.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's what suit Yeah.
Speaker 1: And that's the way he means it.
Speaker 2: That Welcome to this episode of Emergency Entercom. Ladies and gentlemen. Bude,
Speaker 2: we have an episode for you.
Speaker 1: Let's take it slow today and it's just relaxed a
Speaker 1: little bit. We had the most stressful, stressful two weeks
Speaker 1: of our life. Yeah, actually the worst two weeks of
Speaker 1: our life. We got into a massive fight, not even
Speaker 1: a massifight. I just like calling it a big fight.
Speaker 2: I know it wasn't that deep.
Speaker 1: We literally had a conversation, but it's just fun to
Speaker 1: say tell people, yeah, we got a fight, like telling Colin, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we just.
Speaker 2: Got Yeah, we're fighting right now. The thing is, we
Speaker 2: like got into an argument and then five minutes later
Speaker 2: it was fine, and Josiah called and I was showing
Speaker 2: my butt crack on camera, and.
Speaker 1: Then we made up by eating buffalo wild wings.
Speaker 2: And I was in the worst fit ever it was
Speaker 2: literally the best night ever. See we turn it out,
Speaker 2: like we turned like a bad day into the best day.
Speaker 1: We can turn a frown upside down, Yeah, we can
Speaker 1: turn a smile upside down.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I can do that with my fingers and some spit.
Speaker 1: My god anytime. What No, it was Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: just stupid. It was I think. I think moments like
Speaker 1: that are like low key cute and human. I'm just like, oh, like, yeah, we.
Speaker 2: We left it all on the table, weren't we just
Speaker 2: talking about that as like, Oh, I was sitting in
Speaker 2: the car. I was like, it's crazy how I think
Speaker 2: I was in the cart. I was like, it's crazy
Speaker 2: how whether it's like a platonic or romantic relationship, you
Speaker 2: were like bound to get into an argument like at
Speaker 2: some point, like some.
Speaker 1: Sort of disagreement.
Speaker 2: Like it's literally just a part of like building. And
Speaker 2: I think that's why a lot of people get scared
Speaker 2: out of friendships is because like, again, you don't see
Speaker 2: that a lot publicly, which makes sense because like what
Speaker 2: like me and you were gonna like turn on the
Speaker 2: camera when we're like fighting, but like honestly, like if
Speaker 2: you were keeping a real you would do that.
Speaker 1: But your fake as fuck, but I'm so fake, Like
Speaker 1: I'm so fake, but.
Speaker 2: I was literally just saying like I think that's like
Speaker 2: a big thing that scares people away from friendships is
Speaker 2: because they like start to feel bubbling of like whether
Speaker 2: it be like resentment over something small or like whatever,
Speaker 2: and they don't want to have that conversation, so they
Speaker 2: just get it. I'm like, no, you, if you really
Speaker 2: care about the relationship, you got.
Speaker 1: To talk about it. Just let it all out, let
Speaker 1: it lose.
Speaker 2: What were you saying about you being fake as fuck?
Speaker 1: I just I see a bunch of comments of people
Speaker 1: all the time and like he's so real for this,
Speaker 1: Like he's so real, like he's so me, and I'm like, bitch,
Speaker 1: I am alive, Like I literally lie. I am a
Speaker 1: liar dud.
Speaker 2: The only thing Drew doesn't lie about is when he
Speaker 2: says he bites his tongue, Like.
Speaker 1: No, that's because it had physical proof and blood coming out.
Speaker 2: Fuck, I was don say something else, but I guess
Speaker 2: it's not that important because it literally is a fleeing thought.
Speaker 2: The thing is, every single thought I have is a
Speaker 2: fleeing thought, and that's why I have.
Speaker 1: To be If we don't interrupt the person in front
Speaker 1: of us, it just will never be heard it. Maybe
Speaker 1: that's for the better, but then I just like I
Speaker 1: get so lost thinking about that thought that I'm not
Speaker 1: listening to the conversation that we're having. So then like
Speaker 1: when it's like my turn to reciprocate the conversation, I'm
Speaker 1: just like cool, that's sick. That's really cool, bro like awesome,
Speaker 1: And then I just do nothing else to say, what's
Speaker 1: the weather?
Speaker 2: Like right now? What we should talk about is one,
Speaker 2: thank you for the support and the merch. It was
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ amazing. But you're going to be mad at us.
Speaker 2: You're already mad at us. You're always mad at us.
Speaker 2: There's always nothing that you be mad at us about.
Speaker 2: We saw the multitudes of people who were freaking out
Speaker 2: about it selling out, so we were like, okay, we'll
Speaker 2: just like make more. But too many of you bitches
Speaker 2: decided to join in, so there will be a delay fast.
Speaker 2: Yeah you know your necklace broken. I just wanted to
Speaker 2: say before we get like a plethora of comments for
Speaker 2: the next three weeks of people like yelling at me,
Speaker 2: where is the merch? There will be a delay in it.
Speaker 2: As many of you know, there's already a shortage of supplies,
Speaker 2: but you don't even have tampons. You're not getting a
Speaker 2: t shirt. Yeah, but when you do get your shirt,
Speaker 2: you can cut it up. You can roll it up
Speaker 2: up and pop it in there.
Speaker 1: It doubles as a tampon. That's the thing that people
Speaker 1: aren't I bet.
Speaker 2: I bet, Like in the next week, we'll see a
Speaker 2: girl on TikTok who's unrolling a piece of red fabric
Speaker 2: and she's like, so, here's my my homemade tampon, my greenwash.
Speaker 1: Yeah. But genuinely, thank you from the bottom of our
Speaker 1: hearts for all the support, and we are sorry that
Speaker 1: there's just going to be delays. We are actively like
Speaker 1: working on figuring out how to get this.
Speaker 2: I will be going and printing the shirt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but no, they sold out literally immediately,
Speaker 1: and then we were like, dude, this is fucking y'all
Speaker 1: are gonna yell at us? Yeah, Like, if we sold it,
Speaker 1: I don't know that we just like picked like that
Speaker 1: to evils. I don't know. We'll see if we made
Speaker 1: the right decision.
Speaker 2: So what I'm saying is, don't attack me or I
Speaker 2: will kill myself.
Speaker 1: She is very fragile. Yeah, she's very fragile. We're very fragile.
Speaker 2: But it is a good thing to get complaints, I
Speaker 2: guess because it is support. But I am sorry, Fuck
Speaker 2: you don't talk to me, motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Also thanks for the fucking support. On the one year anniversary, I.
Speaker 2: We didn't like get into it, but I think it
Speaker 2: was because like, my ship is so sappy and I'm like,
Speaker 2: that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: It's literally gonna be crying. Is that a notification going
Speaker 1: off over there?
Speaker 2: Meach?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I make one mistake after a year, literally, the
Speaker 4: only mistake I've ever made.
Speaker 1: Shoes, bro, what else do you want from us? Wet
Speaker 1: shoes and flowers?
Speaker 2: Literally? One of my notes is life is beautiful because
Speaker 2: and it kind of has to do with like the
Speaker 2: year anniversary too, because it's just like, literally, if you
Speaker 2: don't know, I've wanted to do radio host hosting since
Speaker 2: I was like super young and like and when I
Speaker 2: say radio hosting, I still want to do like musical
Speaker 2: radio hosting at some point, but specifically I listen to
Speaker 2: Elvis Durant in the morning show every single day getting
Speaker 2: ready for school, and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: I literally can't believe their job is to get on
Speaker 2: the phone and call Dick's Sporting Goods and like ask
Speaker 2: for balls, and like it really is. Sometimes I'm like,
Speaker 2: what is the fucking humor we're providing for the earth?
Speaker 2: But like Dick and Balls has always been.
Speaker 1: Funny, like Dave Balls and farts will always be funny.
Speaker 1: It is top tier humor and you cannot convince it otherwise.
Speaker 1: Like if someone went on stage at a stand up
Speaker 1: comedy comedy show and literally just farted into the mic
Speaker 1: and walked off, I would actually rank that in the
Speaker 1: top five sets of all time. I'm literally not even joking.
Speaker 2: No, I agree, because literally, you know what it is.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get on to her and do that oh
Speaker 1: emergency a come tour soon.
Speaker 2: But it's just a minute long.
Speaker 1: It's just farting, But like you know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's like how it's just at the core of it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes simplicity is the best. Like sure I could go
Speaker 2: to like a Michelin star restaurant and get like fucking
Speaker 2: chicken tenders from like a home raised chicken who was
Speaker 2: like fed fucking like marijuana hills.
Speaker 1: Start getting chicken tenders, you're over.
Speaker 2: What if it's a fucking Michelin start restaurant for chicken.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker, they'd better be making other plates and tend's.
Speaker 2: Okay anyway, I'm just talking about so they they make
Speaker 2: the best chicken tenders ever, and like you could go there,
Speaker 2: but like, a chicken tender is a chicken tender and
Speaker 2: what beats the chicken tender is a make nugget.
Speaker 1: Make nugget.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's just like it's like that's my perception
Speaker 2: of comedy too, Like, yes, I could go and watch
Speaker 2: a stand up special from like one of the best
Speaker 2: comedians ever. Or I could stay home and we could
Speaker 2: put on Franky Grande's music video and play farts over
Speaker 2: it and get the.
Speaker 1: Same exact, exact same amount of chemicals in our brain.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I talked about this on the
Speaker 1: last episode. I think I did briefly, or I talked
Speaker 1: about it behind the scenes. But I haven't looked at
Speaker 1: this chair like literally since like the conception of it.
Speaker 1: And I was like looking through it and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's like so many little memories in here, and it's
Speaker 1: like like confetti and beard hair and like ash juice
Speaker 1: and ship and it's just so cute.
Speaker 2: You consider those sweet little memories.
Speaker 1: No, but I did find a pocket of beard hair
Speaker 1: like right here, and I like picked it out, and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, this.
Speaker 2: Is what's fucked up. Is for the last episode, like
Speaker 2: a production team was helping us and they had to
Speaker 2: like handle this chair, and I bet they saw and
Speaker 2: were like, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's like flat. It's like literally it's like
Speaker 1: a comfortable chair now, like and all it took was it's.
Speaker 2: Not that I know me like convincing someone.
Speaker 1: I think I think I literally shrank when I'm try it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think my left leg is shrinked because I walk
Speaker 1: with a limp now. And I'm not joking.
Speaker 2: You walk with a limp because you're a fucking slut.
Speaker 1: It's because I'm a bottom.
Speaker 2: Should we just do this?
Speaker 1: This feels so weird?
Speaker 5: You know what?
Speaker 2: I realized I hate this After a year. I realized
Speaker 2: I've been on my bad side for a years straight.
Speaker 1: I've been I've been on my bad side. So now
Speaker 1: I'm on my good side.
Speaker 2: Yeah I know, because now I'm like, wait me, sir,
Speaker 2: is that me? Is that your imperson of me? Anyways,
Speaker 2: what I was saying is life is literally so.
Speaker 1: Tampons and periods and girls stuff.
Speaker 2: Slut grinder.
Speaker 1: Look, we're gonna both turn our head and you guess
Speaker 1: if this is in your or not. Okay, turned, no,
Speaker 1: you turn your head. Okay, And I'm on my period
Speaker 1: and I use tampons and I make in the kitchen
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 4: I was the first voice.
Speaker 1: And no, dude, that was me. That was okay, turn on.
Speaker 2: Turn onto grinder space. So I'm scared. I'm scared. My
Speaker 2: I'm ending, I'm scared. I'm sick.
Speaker 4: That was true.
Speaker 1: Funk off, that was inya, this is.
Speaker 4: Crazy, Okay, I'm scared.
Speaker 1: You should have just let it grind your sound effect.
Speaker 1: But me and Josh on the way home from the
Speaker 1: dinner last night, we did a celebratory dinner like it's whatever, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we treat our friends to like nice nights because we're good.
Speaker 4: People, like like at this point, like you don't have
Speaker 4: to say that though, we don't get reciprocated the same energy,
Speaker 4: so we just have to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't feel that way. I don't feel that way.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, that's just the way it is.
Speaker 2: That's just the way it is.
Speaker 1: Okay. So and Joshua driving home from.
Speaker 2: You weren't driving, you were in a new.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, die die die.
Speaker 2: You're taking responsibility for someone else's credit, Like there, that's.
Speaker 1: Their work on uh and Josh's I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: I feel so weird right now. I felt like I
Speaker 1: felt at that dinner a long time ago. I was
Speaker 1: telling about y'all at the pasta dinner where like my
Speaker 1: vision feels like wobbly and I feel like this oriented
Speaker 1: and my eyes like are shaky, and I was like,
Speaker 1: literally like what the fuck is going on? And it's
Speaker 1: probably like hypoglycemia or hypoglycemia or some shit. But I
Speaker 1: like was telling Josh and He's like, dude, I've been
Speaker 1: feeling this oriented too, And me and him just had
Speaker 1: a conversation like the entire ride home about like festering
Speaker 1: about a gas leak or mold in our house? Did
Speaker 1: we literally need to?
Speaker 2: That was like this girl who she was talking about,
Speaker 2: she was like, it's like confusing because as somebody who's
Speaker 2: always had mental illness, I like thought that I was
Speaker 2: just like in a bad spot because like I had
Speaker 2: like foggy head, like I couldn't remember anything, I couldn't
Speaker 2: do anything Like I was just like so fatigued all
Speaker 2: the time, like all these things, and she was like
Speaker 2: those are all like kind of symptoms of like depression
Speaker 2: and ADHD, and she was like I just thought that
Speaker 2: was like was my life or whatever. But then it
Speaker 2: turned out she had like a gnarly mold infestination.
Speaker 1: No, no, see what, Like my biggest fear is is
Speaker 1: like people like I don't go to the doctor because
Speaker 1: I'm scared of what the doctor's gonna tell me.
Speaker 2: I don't go to the doctor because then just be lying.
Speaker 1: Like like I'm scared they're gonna be like, you have
Speaker 1: cancer for three years and you're done for Like that's
Speaker 1: my fear. So I don't go and I prolong and
Speaker 1: it probably ends up getting worse and worse. It's the
Speaker 1: same idea with getting tested for a gas liaker. I'm old,
Speaker 1: like I'm like, oh, I'm scared they're gonna tell me
Speaker 1: that I'm just a psychopath and it's not real.
Speaker 4: The last time I went to the doctor, they diagnosed
Speaker 4: me with.
Speaker 2: BPD, big pussy disorder.
Speaker 1: Big penis, oh vagina big it's actually technically yeah that
Speaker 1: b v B yeah, b b D really yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh fuck? I actually have to go back now because.
Speaker 2: I told you they lie. I don't even know why
Speaker 2: you went.
Speaker 1: I don't know I had a liar.
Speaker 4: I googled the symptoms for big penis disease and that doesn't.
Speaker 1: No, that doesn't. That's not a real thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's big pussy.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a four Chan meme that they put
Speaker 1: out there to get people to think it's a thing.
Speaker 1: You have big vagina. Discord.
Speaker 4: This is not the first time I see the whole disorder.
Speaker 1: I almost did get trolled by four chan when I
Speaker 1: was like twelve or fourteen when they put up the
Speaker 1: like it was like making mustard gas thing. I don't
Speaker 1: remember exactly what it was, but it was like mix
Speaker 1: this chemical and this chemical and put it in the
Speaker 1: microwave and it like makes a crystal or some shit,
Speaker 1: but it actually makes mustard gas and kills your family.
Speaker 4: It makes DMT.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I remember there was this.
Speaker 4: Kid bullying me in high school and then I posted
Speaker 4: his dudes phone number at the time on four Chan.
Speaker 4: I was like, this guy's bullying me, Like you guys
Speaker 4: should bully him back, and I got the spotted. They
Speaker 4: were like, we are not your army. Instead, we were
Speaker 4: going to destroy you. We're going to figure out like
Speaker 4: what you host your Minecraft server on.
Speaker 1: And I was like, dude, lef is here used to
Speaker 1: be one of those fools that would hack Minecraft service
Speaker 1: and hold them hostage before he was a commentary YouTuber.
Speaker 1: Really yeah, he would hack Minecraft servers hold them hostage,
Speaker 1: like on like Big Drop days, and that's how he
Speaker 1: made his money. He was like, dude, I would. I
Speaker 1: was like making more money holding Minecraft servers hostage than
Speaker 1: I ever did being a YouTuber.
Speaker 4: That's honestly sick. It's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like really advanced, dude.
Speaker 2: I was talking to uh Seth and Corbin at the
Speaker 2: grou show. We were talking about like Discord, and I
Speaker 2: was like, Discord is one of the last places where
Speaker 2: you get to see how society came to be, because
Speaker 2: it's literally like you start a Discord and there's no
Speaker 2: sign of human life there, and then humans start filing,
Speaker 2: Oh my god, start like they start like interacting, and
Speaker 2: then they start figuring out what they don't like about
Speaker 2: each other, and then they start making rules and laws
Speaker 2: against each other, and then people start like ganging up
Speaker 2: and being like I really don't like that person did
Speaker 2: like yeah, like religion, Yeah, you're building like all these ideas.
Speaker 2: And then I was like the other thing, in like
Speaker 2: a more fun way, that is that is Minecraft, because
Speaker 2: like Minecraft is literally that it's like literally.
Speaker 1: Just like Minecraft, you know it literally an emergency or
Speaker 1: come Minecraft.
Speaker 2: I know That's what I was talking said about. I
Speaker 2: was like the difference with my our Minecraft server or
Speaker 2: yours was like it literally got to a point where there.
Speaker 1: Was like there was prison, literally prison, and we would
Speaker 1: have to put like bombers in prison and it was
Speaker 1: crazy and like griefers. And then at the very the justice.
Speaker 2: System was so faulty because I got blamed.
Speaker 1: For I didn't they were. I was all saying all
Speaker 1: powerful like whatever I said when and like it was
Speaker 1: so fucking fun, and we to do that again, dude.
Speaker 4: I remember the early days of the discord for Emergency
Speaker 4: Intercom and it was like I remember we made it
Speaker 4: go live and my heart was racing and it always nothing.
Speaker 4: And then all of a sudden, it's like some people
Speaker 4: start talking like, oh, this is so cool discord discord
Speaker 4: and they're like this is so exciting. I've always wanted
Speaker 4: a discord, And then like all of a sudden, it's
Speaker 4: like fifty one hundred people, two hundred people like joining
Speaker 4: in the first like ten minutes.
Speaker 1: And then after two days it comes.
Speaker 4: Literally by minute fifteen, somebody posted an image of like
Speaker 4: SpongeBob with come all over the head. And then someone said, oh,
Speaker 4: I know, Kay is like scared right now, and I
Speaker 4: was like no, and I like started going to the
Speaker 4: settings and like changing stuff, and they were like, oh,
Speaker 4: he's fucking up. He's like changing the colors of.
Speaker 1: People's literally so sick. And then also they discord servers
Speaker 1: like create their own dating apps because they have like
Speaker 1: dating channels, where like, dude, I was, I was scrolling through,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, it was like, oh, it was
Speaker 1: a TikTok that had a bunch of like dating profile
Speaker 1: or like it's basically like in a discord chat, a
Speaker 1: dating discord channel, it's you post your selfie and then
Speaker 1: there's a voting it's hot or not. Yeah exactly. It
Speaker 1: was smasher path yeah and all. So this wasn't the
Speaker 1: emergency literally never.
Speaker 4: I can add that easily though.
Speaker 1: No, literally don't do that.
Speaker 2: But I haven't been on that discord in so long
Speaker 2: because it literally got scared.
Speaker 4: I don't go on it ever, and it just got.
Speaker 2: So scary because it literally is like it becomes its
Speaker 2: own like society, and then it becomes something you can't control.
Speaker 1: It's like you're yeah, it's like an evil baby that
Speaker 1: you birth into this world like and like we were like,
Speaker 1: we we have to shut it down. We have to
Speaker 1: shut it down, like people are gonna kill themselves.
Speaker 4: Spiral that one, we were like, holy, we sat.
Speaker 1: In that room in my bedroom like just talking.
Speaker 2: We were like we were like, what's gonna happen?
Speaker 1: Like we were like literally game planning like alive for
Speaker 1: literally like two months.
Speaker 2: Like touch that way.
Speaker 1: We were like, it's all over, it's done.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's how you and I bonded deeply.
Speaker 4: One time. It was just realizing that we both catastrophize
Speaker 4: this shit situations.
Speaker 1: We both like make like the worst scenario, this scenario
Speaker 1: that's gonna happen when it literally will never ever get there.
Speaker 2: I was just like, I still don't really understand discord.
Speaker 2: So I was like, dude, why is it this like
Speaker 2: big like what's happening? And then like I got scared
Speaker 2: because the way y'all were talking. I was like dude,
Speaker 2: is it that deep? Like does it get that scary
Speaker 2: on there? But I've always I've said this before, like
Speaker 2: now because of that, I know there are good discords
Speaker 2: and like I've been in other discords for like topics
Speaker 2: that I like, but like discord Reddit not so much
Speaker 2: anymore because the Reddit page that was talking about me
Speaker 2: in like a freaky way. I guess our followers got
Speaker 2: it deleted because it's been gone for like a while, so.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that it got deleated that yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Been gone for like a minute, which like thank you,
Speaker 2: but also like damn no, no mater, like literally like
Speaker 2: nobody wants to fuck me anyway.
Speaker 1: I still haven't gotten a contribute, which is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Usually Kay's just never showed you. He showed me it
Speaker 2: was on a paper. It was on a printed paper
Speaker 2: of you, and like you know when like you put
Speaker 2: water in a paper and it starts sagging and like
Speaker 2: eventually it rips through. Like that was his contribute for you.
Speaker 2: He like went to go show me it and it
Speaker 2: was like it dude, the paper was like really short.
Speaker 2: It might have been watercolor paper or something, yeah, because
Speaker 2: it was just like denting and I was like, you
Speaker 2: got to put that down and it was like seeping
Speaker 2: through like a cheese cloth and like kind of dripping,
Speaker 2: and I was like, dude, you need to like you
Speaker 2: need to throw that away. And I've been working on
Speaker 2: it for a year. Well it's because he went to
Speaker 2: go show it to me and it just like fucking
Speaker 2: hit the floor. Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 1: Gelatinised my parents.
Speaker 4: Like tuning into the podcast episodes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hate one. People who don't know like I'm
Speaker 2: gonna listen to that. I'm like, please, do you have
Speaker 2: to You have to listen from the Actually you should not.
Speaker 1: You have to listen from the beginning, because if you
Speaker 1: just listen to a random episode, it doesn't make sense
Speaker 1: me as if.
Speaker 2: There's a plot line, you know, you have to sort of.
Speaker 1: Someone someone made like a TikTok about that actually that
Speaker 1: I like I don't remember. No, it was your TikTok
Speaker 1: of you talking to that girl about the like the
Speaker 1: date where you're like it's like like we we joke
Speaker 1: about like diarrhea and like eating ship and like it's
Speaker 1: honestly funny, Like it's funny.
Speaker 2: When I like explain it to people, I have come
Speaker 2: to like a spot where like the best way I
Speaker 2: describe it to people is because this is true.
Speaker 1: Like isn't it nice to put your foot here? Like
Speaker 1: do you get it?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You get it?
Speaker 2: Now I feel like I'm sitting hella like masculine, and
Speaker 2: it's like making me insecure.
Speaker 1: You want to switch back, you want to switch back?
Speaker 4: No, I feel this works, Honestly.
Speaker 1: I'm not. It's not gonna be permanent. I won't. I
Speaker 1: won't allow that.
Speaker 2: I do like this chair, though, but it is like
Speaker 2: not like I'm like, I understand the way you move
Speaker 2: in it now because I want to lean back, but
Speaker 2: I'm like, you can't lean back because then you're so
Speaker 2: far from the mic. Actually, I might be the first
Speaker 2: person to lean back in this chair.
Speaker 1: Lean bet, lean back, he lean back.
Speaker 2: What was I saying? Oh, I've this just happened naturally.
Speaker 2: But literally all we do is write down stupid thoughts
Speaker 2: in our notes app and then like share them to
Speaker 2: each other for each episode. And that's how I describe
Speaker 2: it to people.
Speaker 1: Now call it it's just like unmedicated ADHD psychobabble, and
Speaker 1: that's literally it.
Speaker 2: I don't have that shit, So don't say that about me.
Speaker 6: I apologize dude, and I over there, bro, like not,
Speaker 6: she's not gonna bone you.
Speaker 2: Bro, I might hit you.
Speaker 1: Never know, you're not gonna hit that. Bro, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hit that. Yeah, I hit that.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I hit that so many times it's boring. Now.
Speaker 1: Nice guys literally do finish last in.
Speaker 2: Term like sexually they finished last.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I saw like a crazy dissection of it.
Speaker 1: It was like, literally, nice guys finished last because like
Speaker 1: mean people like know what they want and like some
Speaker 1: people like want someone to make decisions for them. That's
Speaker 1: how I am. I'm like, I literally want like I
Speaker 1: don't want to have to pick where we're going out
Speaker 1: to eat, Like I want you to tell me where
Speaker 1: we're going, and then also.
Speaker 2: Want you to tell me I'm going to get in
Speaker 2: the car and you were going to drive and I'm
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 1: Sit there on my iPhone. Yeah, you're going to make
Speaker 1: it happen, literally, And I don't want to have a conversation,
Speaker 1: like you don't want to talk, you want to show
Speaker 1: and ironically, like that is my vibe. It's like a
Speaker 1: relationship where I don't talk.
Speaker 4: So you want to be like a trophy wife, yeah.
Speaker 1: Literally, yeah, you want to be taken care of. Yes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that sounds so nice.
Speaker 2: I know it always sounds nice, but I'm just like.
Speaker 1: I want it, but it's not something that I could
Speaker 1: actually live, like I need my own like I need
Speaker 1: my own life. Yeah, because like what we were talking
Speaker 1: about something yesterday where I was like I always like
Speaker 1: think about wanting to do that, but then I remember that,
Speaker 1: oh no, it's talking to Josh about it. I was like,
Speaker 1: I think I've like become like a slight workaholic, which
Speaker 1: I never thought was possible. But I was like talking
Speaker 1: about like like oh, like what it would look like
Speaker 1: if I ever retired like in like ten years, fifteen years,
Speaker 1: And I was like, I don't even know if I
Speaker 1: like would be able to do that, like because I
Speaker 1: already consider what I do now nothing, so like what
Speaker 1: is doing nothing on top of this? Like I don't
Speaker 1: know how to make like form words, form that into words,
Speaker 1: but like I don't know, like I And then I
Speaker 1: was like, dude, like I have to like work forever.
Speaker 1: I'll freak the fuck out because I've gotten on this
Speaker 1: schedule and I'm like I love this schedule. No, I
Speaker 1: literally from it spiral.
Speaker 2: I was literally made to like chill and like slut
Speaker 2: Like I was like built to do that, Like I
Speaker 2: wasn't built to like to like respond to people then
Speaker 2: like do this.
Speaker 1: You are so bad at responding to people. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I know. The one thing I was not meant to
Speaker 2: have an iPhone with text messages like on it, because
Speaker 2: I cannot do that, Like, don't fucking text me, like honestly,
Speaker 2: sometimes don't even call me because sometimes when people call me,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, oh fuck, like nothank you. Yeah, just
Speaker 2: but I am better. I'm way better. I will answer
Speaker 2: a phone call, but a text message if you text
Speaker 2: me for something, bitch.
Speaker 1: Maybe ever, like literally maybe ever until you see her
Speaker 1: in person next. It's it's wild. I used to because
Speaker 1: it was a new thing. It's like a new thing
Speaker 1: in the last like two years because.
Speaker 2: Of how often I was like I leave.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it was like a new thing. And like
Speaker 1: you've just been valuing your time with your family more
Speaker 1: and like, which is like fucking annoying. And she's like,
Speaker 1: get on that iPhone and text me.
Speaker 2: Back, like we have you don't think that, like my
Speaker 2: family is like really important to me.
Speaker 1: I know I love your family, but like we got
Speaker 1: a gossip about some shiit like we've got some ship
Speaker 1: to talk.
Speaker 2: I mean that I will like I will.
Speaker 1: I've literally been like loving gossiping recently, not like saying shit,
Speaker 1: but like getting shit said to me, and I like
Speaker 1: I eat it up. I'm like, yeah, tell me more.
Speaker 2: Gossip is good as long as it's not endangering like
Speaker 2: the well being of someone else, Like as long as
Speaker 2: you're not like outing someone's personal information to an extent
Speaker 2: that is like fucking gnarly. Like gossiping is good. Literally again,
Speaker 2: I get all my news from fucking TikTok. But this
Speaker 2: girl was talking about the idea of gossiping was villainized
Speaker 2: because men didn't enjoy the fact that women could have
Speaker 2: like sit down and like yeah and like a deep
Speaker 2: like connection via like what they were up to and
Speaker 2: what they thought and like because a lot of like
Speaker 2: and even using the word gossip is like, Okay, it's
Speaker 2: not gossip, it's literally what's happening in my friend's life,
Speaker 2: Like that's my friend's life and how they feel. And
Speaker 2: it just so happened to be one of the most
Speaker 2: interesting things I've heard all day.
Speaker 1: It is like a line that like with goship that
Speaker 1: can't be crossed, Like there are some things that like
Speaker 1: has said like personally and like that they've like confided
Speaker 1: in you, and guy is really good about that where
Speaker 1: he's like no, like I don't want to lose this
Speaker 1: person's trust, Like I don't want to tell you about.
Speaker 2: That that I literally won't even if someone told me
Speaker 2: something that I know I can't share, Like I won't
Speaker 2: even bring that shit up, like literally, I will just be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, I've been so good at keeping secrets. I
Speaker 1: have so many secrets from like so many people I
Speaker 1: fucking love.
Speaker 2: I'm a good keeper secret keeper. The only problem is
Speaker 2: is I'm a really bad liar. So I can keep
Speaker 2: I can keep a secret, like I don't give a fuck,
Speaker 2: like I will like never like break but if anybody
Speaker 2: asked me a question about it, I literally have to
Speaker 2: get up and move. I can't.
Speaker 1: And it just starts laughing like she doesn't. She won't
Speaker 1: if it's if it's a yes or a no question,
Speaker 1: she just laughs and doesn't answer, and you can just
Speaker 1: assume the real answer.
Speaker 2: It's really bad. It's just like I'm a truthful person
Speaker 2: and I was like different than you bitches. You guys
Speaker 2: are like lying freaks. But I don't know.
Speaker 1: I had to lie to survive.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is, Like, I just like
Speaker 2: I'm a really bad liar. I think it. I don't
Speaker 2: know what it is, but that's always been a thing
Speaker 2: with me, Like I've just like I like can't keep
Speaker 2: a lie to like I can't keep a straight face
Speaker 2: while I'm lying. So I just don't even put myself
Speaker 2: in the position where like something like that I'm withholding
Speaker 2: will get brought up. I'll just like avoid, avoid, avoid, avoid.
Speaker 2: But yeah, gossiping is fun.
Speaker 1: It just like that kind is like yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: not real.
Speaker 4: You know that it's real.
Speaker 2: It's all love, baby girl. We're gonna get your nameplate
Speaker 2: that says our baby.
Speaker 1: Oh no, we got Mason that baby man.
Speaker 2: Well we have multiple babies.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Kaya you like those shoes?
Speaker 2: Bro?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Can they see them? Wait and falls out somehow.
Speaker 2: They're not in frame at all. Oh yeah they're they're
Speaker 2: they're peaking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got him the vibe from Ararics gore Tex joints.
Speaker 4: It's easy for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't tell if he likes him or not.
Speaker 2: And I don't know, it's like impossible to read I don't.
Speaker 1: Think he likes I'm literally no, I do like them.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't wear them if I didn't like them. I
Speaker 4: like them. I like them also because they have a
Speaker 4: really big soul and they make me really.
Speaker 2: Tall, like your doll's filled platforms.
Speaker 1: Well, what y'all don't know is Kay is literally five
Speaker 1: seven and those shoes, those shoes, he's five seven. He's
Speaker 1: five five and a half. He makes sure to tell
Speaker 1: the half it's crazy.
Speaker 4: I am not five five and a half.
Speaker 1: That's someone who's five five and a half. That's something
Speaker 1: they would say, Yeah, I know, Oh my god, I just.
Speaker 2: I was one of the smallest men in every single
Speaker 2: room I walked into. I would probably say that too.
Speaker 4: I can see the comments on my Instagram for the
Speaker 4: next four months.
Speaker 2: Just five five, literally, you can't say I joke to
Speaker 2: them about to being like, oh I'm running that running.
Speaker 4: Down on every platform.
Speaker 1: It's like, Kai is not five or five and a half,
Speaker 1: he's five three. He's a miniature. We got about the
Speaker 1: same time, a little taller than me.
Speaker 4: I think I'm like four to seven inches taller than you.
Speaker 2: I think Kay is taller than you. Yeah, I think
Speaker 2: he Because that's what I was thinking about when we
Speaker 2: were getting your shoes. I was like, Kai is a
Speaker 2: little taller, so it makes sense if he was a
Speaker 2: half size up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because you're six four and I'm like six six
Speaker 4: six seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well six six, and this is all you've done
Speaker 2: for yourself that.
Speaker 1: I'm six three, him flying, I'm being a tall man.
Speaker 1: We need to do that, millionaire, We need to do
Speaker 1: the height comparison TikTok. Have you seen that? No, it's
Speaker 1: like a TikTok where like squad comparison heights.
Speaker 2: I think I might be the shortest in the squad. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because a Ryan's taller than me. Alisa is taller than me.
Speaker 1: At least is taller than me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least as a tall girl.
Speaker 1: I will never forget being in that elevator with all
Speaker 1: those models and like literally them towering over me, And
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, I'm not like a short person,
Speaker 1: but like in that room, I felt tiny. It was crazy.
Speaker 2: I would have I would have went home and like
Speaker 2: done a deed that like would have changed the course
Speaker 2: of your life forever.
Speaker 1: If genuinely genuinely thought about extending my femur, you.
Speaker 4: Should do that. I think they just they only do
Speaker 4: that procedure.
Speaker 1: In China right now, right, I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Isn't that like a thing? I remember we could go.
Speaker 2: We could just take the podcast with us and we'll
Speaker 2: film with you in.
Speaker 1: Bed podcast in Iceland coming soon.
Speaker 4: The recovery for that procedure is like two years. Like
Speaker 4: you can't walk for like eight months and then they
Speaker 4: can only do like an inch. Is the camera good?
Speaker 1: I'm just staring at them.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, don't do that to them.
Speaker 1: They don't like that. Yeah, no, it is like the
Speaker 1: worst healing process possible on that surgery.
Speaker 4: I think you just get like an inch too.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Anymore? Literally this, I know we keep
Speaker 1: like I keep bringing this up. Let me not say
Speaker 1: we because it's literally me, but like it's integral to
Speaker 1: this story. But I literally have to say it. And
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing to say it because I'm one of those
Speaker 1: people now. But I have like a personal trainer, But
Speaker 1: it's it's what he said to me, will stick with
Speaker 1: me for the rest of my life. Like it was
Speaker 1: the craziest thing. Like, so I have not worked out
Speaker 1: since like freshman year of high school, like lifted weights
Speaker 1: or ran or anything. I've just kind of been like
Speaker 1: like I've like worked out in between, like doing like
Speaker 1: hot pilates and things like that, but like not like
Speaker 1: proper like their strength. Yeah, strength training, So with that
Speaker 1: comes like literally looking like an infant and having infant
Speaker 1: sized muscles. Well, my trainer like it was like cardio
Speaker 1: cool down and he was like, we're gonna do something
Speaker 1: that like works out your is it your lats or
Speaker 1: your adults. I don't know the muscle that's right beside
Speaker 1: your shoulder blade and the like you pull down on
Speaker 1: these bars like this and it works out this muscle.
Speaker 1: And he was like he was like showing me where
Speaker 1: the muscle was and he like touched it and he
Speaker 1: was like, oh, like I could. I can barely find it.
Speaker 1: Like you have baby lats or you have baby delts
Speaker 1: and he was like, you have the baby, you have
Speaker 1: delts of a baby. And I was like, I'm a
Speaker 1: twenty four year old. I'm a sixteen year old man,
Speaker 1: and you're telling me I have babysafege. Then he I
Speaker 1: just forgot, like I always forget that I'm fucking sixteen,
Speaker 1: but he I cannot wait to be eighteen, Like it's
Speaker 1: gonna be fucking like I'm gonna smoke cigarettes and shit.
Speaker 2: Why I could get you some now, I could get
Speaker 2: your cigarettes and alcohol because I'm twenty three.
Speaker 1: Why don't you do that? Because that's weird for you
Speaker 1: to hang out with a fucking sixteen year old? Oh,
Speaker 1: like that is so you're all this big age, you're
Speaker 1: hanging out with a.
Speaker 2: Sixteen You're literally like you don't like you won't like me.
Speaker 2: So it's like why, like why does it matter?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you know nothing about it. You really
Speaker 1: don't know anything about.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, not me getting in trouble for outing
Speaker 2: a sixteen year old.
Speaker 1: Right, But then his reaction like he caught what he said.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't react. I didn't react to it
Speaker 1: at all, and but it did like in my brain
Speaker 1: like like said a little fire.
Speaker 2: And he also called you like, wait, was it him
Speaker 2: who called you just lexic? No, it was the acting coach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the acting coach called me dyslexic.
Speaker 2: He's like, damn, you're you're just like you're.
Speaker 1: Just lexic, aren't you? And I was like mm hmm, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like you read really slow for a grown person.
Speaker 1: But yeah, he realized what he said and he kind
Speaker 1: of like cowered away and was like, oh, fuck, I
Speaker 1: should not have said that. It didn't offend me until
Speaker 1: he like realized that it could have been offensive. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that makes sense.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn over your head until you realize, oh,
Speaker 2: he was kind of being mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then but I didn't take it hard or anything,
Speaker 1: because I know, like I'm like big and it's crazy
Speaker 1: because I already have like muscles, like.
Speaker 2: You know how I've said, like, like from the very beginning,
Speaker 2: I've said men working out, it's embarrassing. It doesn't change
Speaker 2: for Drew because it's all he talks about now.
Speaker 4: But you feel better, huh?
Speaker 1: I physically I do. I actually do feel better, like
Speaker 1: I and in my brain like I feel better.
Speaker 2: You know. It literally is like you hate to admit it,
Speaker 2: but it gives you dopamine. It literally is like it's
Speaker 2: because it's what your human body was made to do.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: When I was working out with a trainer, I kept
Speaker 2: cracking out because I was like, dude, humans are so funny.
Speaker 2: We just decided to go in and.
Speaker 1: Make machines that mimic like human.
Speaker 2: Labor from like seventeen thirty four. Like literally like one
Speaker 2: of them is like this like row machine, and I'm like, literally,
Speaker 2: i feel like I'm like growing Noah's Ark right now,
Speaker 2: Like why am I like doing that?
Speaker 1: It's literally just a big kid playground, like it's an
Speaker 1: adult playground. It's like it is. It's also so dystopian
Speaker 1: in there, like it really is like a weird, fucking
Speaker 1: sinister vibe. But I've already like caught myself like getting
Speaker 1: addicted to it in a way where I'm like, which
Speaker 1: is good, but also like could be a very gnarly
Speaker 1: thing because I have like an incredibly addictive personality where
Speaker 1: if I don't take the weekend off or like take
Speaker 1: days off in between, like I will like ruin my
Speaker 1: body somehow. But like I catch myself being like, oh,
Speaker 1: I can like swing like going like two times a
Speaker 1: day somehow, Like I can get in there like two you're.
Speaker 2: Also just like one of the most bored humans over there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then I'm like, oh, like if I go
Speaker 1: every day, I could like maybe figure out a way
Speaker 1: to like make it like a three and a half
Speaker 1: hour workout where I have an hour off in between, like.
Speaker 2: In sessions like coming home and playing Call of Duty
Speaker 2: for like three mars.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing is about me is like if I have
Speaker 2: to pick like the gym or Fortnite, I'm pick a Fortnite. Really,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go do Fortnite. I'm gonna make time for.
Speaker 1: We should make real Fortnite? Did you know they made
Speaker 1: Fortnite a.
Speaker 2: Real They need to put ps fives.
Speaker 1: In our brains, in.
Speaker 2: Our brains and in treadmills so I can play Fortnite
Speaker 2: while I'm at the gym. That technology so fucking fun, Like,
Speaker 2: are you kidding me? I'm gonna wait, I'm actually just
Speaker 2: gonna put Fortnite on my switch and connect to the
Speaker 2: fucking gym Wi fi and play Fortnite.
Speaker 1: I run and slow down as like you're going because
Speaker 1: there is a machine there that like that. I tried that,
Speaker 1: you like, it goes to your pace, so like if
Speaker 1: you're walking, it like walks, and then if you're sprinting,
Speaker 1: it speeds up with you in sprints, but it's only
Speaker 1: like straight up and down and backwards. You can't like
Speaker 1: go side.
Speaker 2: Oh I saw you doing that when I was working out.
Speaker 1: That was also making me love a lot.
Speaker 4: Why don't we just do Fortnite in real life?
Speaker 1: They just kill people.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you just drop a bunch of people on an
Speaker 4: island and have them fight to the death.
Speaker 1: I'm down.
Speaker 2: We did that with Hunger Games. Have you seen that documentary?
Speaker 4: Okay? And yeah that's not a documentary though, what that's
Speaker 4: a movie? Wait?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 4: What's a movie? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you questioning a woman right now?
Speaker 2: I know what you're like. You're trying to make me
Speaker 2: feel like small and stupid.
Speaker 1: Like quick gaslighting here. We know, we all know how
Speaker 1: your games is real?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, what did your parents tell you that wasn't real?
Speaker 4: What the fuck is going on?
Speaker 2: You've been coddled all your fucking life? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Bro, Like that caught me so off guard, Like what
Speaker 1: literally you saying Hunger Games is a documentary? It caught
Speaker 1: me off guard, Like right, don't you know?
Speaker 2: But no, you can't do Fortnite in real life because
Speaker 2: one time in Fortnite I landed like on the outskirts
Speaker 2: of the island and like where like people who abandoned
Speaker 2: their PlayStations and shit like end up just landing and
Speaker 2: like someone had landed and then activated an emote of
Speaker 2: their person sitting and eating popcorn like on a chair,
Speaker 2: and I like saw them and I went up like
Speaker 2: really close, and it was just their like character in
Speaker 2: my face and they weren't moving. I was like, dude,
Speaker 2: they literally just like activated this emo and like left,
Speaker 2: and then I took out my gun to shoot them,
Speaker 2: and I like like aimed for them and like killed them,
Speaker 2: and something about it felt really wrong, Like I literally,
Speaker 2: like the deep, deep, really human part of my like
Speaker 2: caveman brain was like, you just like took a life.
Speaker 1: Every really like every once in a while when I'm
Speaker 1: playing Call of Duty, I like think about what I'm
Speaker 1: doing and like, why am I like having fun like
Speaker 1: killing virtual people? Like why what part of my brain
Speaker 1: like is like this is what I need to do
Speaker 1: with three hours of my day.
Speaker 4: That the reason why it's so addicting is because there's
Speaker 4: an actual person on the other like life away.
Speaker 2: No literally, because if if like I don't play like
Speaker 2: I don't go out of my way, I don't know
Speaker 2: anybody who goes out of their way to play like
Speaker 2: the story mode on fucking Call of Duty, Like no
Speaker 2: one is doing no one does literally just to like
Speaker 2: fight other people, which it could be as simple as
Speaker 2: like winning a game. So it feels good to win
Speaker 2: a gameme, but like, I don't know, but for that reason,
Speaker 2: I just I wouldn't do Fortnite.
Speaker 1: In real life because you have to kill people.
Speaker 2: My brain is so tapped into Fortnite still though, because
Speaker 2: when I was at the gym and I was sprinting.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, wait, let me slide rope, you know, I was.
Speaker 2: Like sprinting, and then I was thinking about, like the.
Speaker 1: Bar at the bottom of you did not do this.
Speaker 2: I was to give the bar at the left bottom
Speaker 2: of the stream where it tells you how much stamina
Speaker 2: in Fortnite you have to run, and I like, every
Speaker 2: time I'm playing, I'm like, damn, bitch, you can't run
Speaker 2: longer than that. But then as I was doing I
Speaker 2: was like, you know what, like that is a really
Speaker 2: real thing. Yeah, Like I couldn't run that fast for
Speaker 2: that long.
Speaker 1: The stamina bar in any video game is the worst
Speaker 1: thing they've ever put implemented. I fucking hate I hate
Speaker 1: anything that's just not a health bar, like Hunger thirty,
Speaker 1: Like why add hunger an thirst? Pick one? Like I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't do that shit. It's like so it becomes
Speaker 1: like a game where I have to fucking drink water
Speaker 1: and eat food, Like, it's not like a fun game and.
Speaker 2: You're playing the game to avoid that.
Speaker 1: So it's like, why, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 2: Why does my feet getting so warm in the bath?
Speaker 1: Let me see? Can you take this off?
Speaker 2: You want me to take my shoes off?
Speaker 1: You take your shoe? Let me see something.
Speaker 2: Why do you want to see something? I don't have
Speaker 2: socks on.
Speaker 1: I just want to see, like how manicured your toes are.
Speaker 2: They're not manicured, so now what?
Speaker 1: Okay? Like I just want to someone.
Speaker 2: Actually I saw a comment somewhere because my feet were
Speaker 2: in frame of something and someone was like, this girl
Speaker 2: always got her toes done, and I was like, thank you.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's the thing about me, is my toes.
Speaker 4: That was me commenting from my burner account.
Speaker 2: I don't think I've ever seen your bare feet, and
Speaker 2: I would like to keep it that way.
Speaker 1: I've seen them before in Joshua Tree.
Speaker 4: They're good.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe they're not bad.
Speaker 2: But I didn't look.
Speaker 4: But and you would maybe even say that they're good, right,
Speaker 4: I'd say they're not bad. Okay, I appreciate that.
Speaker 2: I don't know how I feel about your feet.
Speaker 5: I have disgusting okay, have scar flipper feets and my
Speaker 5: pinky toe like is turned underneath my ring finger toe
Speaker 5: like it's underneath.
Speaker 1: It looks like I was like footbinded as a child.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's literally a crazy vibe. O.
Speaker 2: Ryan told me I have nice feet, and then we
Speaker 2: looked at our wiki feet.
Speaker 1: But there's some wait do you have a wiki Wiki feet?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Should?
Speaker 1: I want to see if I have one?
Speaker 2: But I had a higher score than me, and I
Speaker 2: was jealous. I was like, damn, maybe I need to
Speaker 2: put more foot Oh.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just have my phone and I'm on the
Speaker 1: emergency in or col merch side.
Speaker 2: By the time this comes out, the site is like
Speaker 2: like done. So it's like why I even like say that?
Speaker 1: Oh wait, yeah wait, I don't even think I have one,
Speaker 1: which is like that sucks for you, A blow to
Speaker 1: my ego. They won't verify me and they won't make me.
Speaker 2: Literally a penis on this ill nasty Wait that's Anya
Speaker 2: like the singer or like what oh no, yeah, this
Speaker 2: is any of the singer. Damn she has beautiful feet's
Speaker 2: she's a four point seven.
Speaker 1: This is humiliating. Damn, no, come tribute, no fucking Wiki feet. Literally,
Speaker 1: what is my own.
Speaker 2: People want to have sex with you in real life.
Speaker 1: That's what That is the truth when people That's the
Speaker 1: thing about me is when people meet me in real life,
Speaker 1: they're like, wait, this guy is so weird. I can't
Speaker 1: need to know more.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 1: It's the truth and kind knows it.
Speaker 4: But that's like you saying that that's not like a
Speaker 4: weird mysterious guy. That's not how that actually works. Like
Speaker 4: people say that, not like the guy. If you were
Speaker 4: actually weird and mysterious, you would never be like I'm
Speaker 4: weird and mysterious.
Speaker 1: I never said that.
Speaker 4: You just said that.
Speaker 1: I said other people say that about me.
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, I guess you're technically gone.
Speaker 2: Who said that about you?
Speaker 1: Oh? Several people I can't name names, Like how long
Speaker 1: this is?
Speaker 2: You see, it's always your hair that's attached to another
Speaker 2: piece of hair that fell out, and you're like, look
Speaker 2: how long this is?
Speaker 1: Said, my hair is matted. You need to cut so bad.
Speaker 2: I can cut it.
Speaker 1: I'm waiting until New York because I want to go
Speaker 1: to that one barber that like slaves boots and it's
Speaker 1: really cheap.
Speaker 2: I funk, I was gonna say something else.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I only get my haircut in New York. Okay,
Speaker 1: I fly to New York for a haircut.
Speaker 2: Mister Beasts is fucking insane. I need to be in
Speaker 2: a mister Beasts video. He won't answer my dam No, mister.
Speaker 1: Beasts, emergency in orcom collab like, let's make it happen.
Speaker 2: I need to be in a mister Beasts video. I
Speaker 2: need to. I need and I will top out immediately.
Speaker 2: I'm kidding. If you're watching this, I will like I'll win.
Speaker 2: I'll win the Dan thing.
Speaker 1: Wait, that would be so fun to actually be.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. We need to be in a
Speaker 2: mister Beasts video.
Speaker 1: Mister Beasts, put us in a fucking video. Like everybody
Speaker 1: that is business get flown out. No, everybody North Carolina
Speaker 1: is listening to this. Tell mister Beasta.
Speaker 4: Put us in.
Speaker 2: Wait, where is this in North Carolina? I think so oh,
Speaker 2: but you gotta pay me a lot of.
Speaker 1: You got a business last. They don't even have business last.
Speaker 2: And it's a train. You gotta take the train there.
Speaker 1: We got a greyhound bus.
Speaker 2: Okay, put me in business class and put me up
Speaker 2: in like a four seasons.
Speaker 1: I want a view of the parking one in the
Speaker 1: Rolling Hills. What's her fucking name? Hairspray?
Speaker 2: That already?
Speaker 1: That pisses me off that I don't have that off
Speaker 1: the top of my head. I'm literally like losing my
Speaker 1: mind Alzheimer's dementia, your.
Speaker 2: Mom, Hello, Nikki Blonde.
Speaker 1: Yes, Miss Blonski is like, it is crazy that we've
Speaker 1: gone a year and haven't spoken once about Nicki Blonski.
Speaker 1: But she is that girl. I'm trying to find her
Speaker 1: hotel review that yeah, the only reason the hotel review
Speaker 1: is maybe the like top ten funniest content put on
Speaker 1: the Internet of all time. And also I got a
Speaker 1: message from her through cameo. Someone bought a cameo for
Speaker 1: bought us a cameo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome. Okay, I found it. This is
Speaker 2: what we want out of our hotel room that mister
Speaker 2: Beast gives us. We'll put it on screen, but me
Speaker 2: Andrew have to one what it is. Nikki.
Speaker 7: I am finishing day three of cousiconson West Virginia. You've
Speaker 7: taken such a care of me.
Speaker 2: I love you all.
Speaker 7: This place is just my that's amazing that I'm just saying,
Speaker 7: beautiful and then you do this. Can you look at
Speaker 7: the windows, gorgeous West Virgine.
Speaker 1: Those words have never been uttered. Gorgeous West Virginia has
Speaker 1: never been said.
Speaker 2: That's literally gonna be us in North Carolina.
Speaker 3: Likes I've never had biscuits and gravy before, and oh
Speaker 3: my god, lad Springs, you have turned.
Speaker 7: Me into the miskits and gravy lover thinks. Okay, seriously,
Speaker 7: I know I just said I never had the This
Speaker 7: is the most thing I've ever eaten in my.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, oh my god. Yeah, mister be Like, if
Speaker 1: you fly out, look at that TV, look at that artwork,
Speaker 1: beautiful artwork on the walls. It's like wholesale from Wayfair.
Speaker 1: That view is gorgeous. But literally, I know what mindset
Speaker 1: she was in, Like she doesn't actually think that's the
Speaker 1: nicest place she's ever been to. She's saying that so
Speaker 1: she gets invited back and she probably it was probably
Speaker 1: a brand deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it definitely was. But she tagged the hotel like
Speaker 2: in every single frame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she had to say. So I support her.
Speaker 1: She's getting her bag.
Speaker 2: That's what we need from mister b East any business
Speaker 2: class and I need to be put up in a
Speaker 2: nice hotel.
Speaker 1: Like nobody because he literally doesn't. This is the video idea.
Speaker 1: Maybe you rent out an airplane and we have to No,
Speaker 1: we have to live on the airplane for like thirty days,
Speaker 1: two weeks, two weeks on an airplane. No, we get
Speaker 1: to go somewhere once a week, but we don't get
Speaker 1: to take get out of the airplane. We just have
Speaker 1: to stay in the first class sections.
Speaker 4: So your ideas for the mister Beast video is to
Speaker 4: have him first class, just fly you to the places exactly, and.
Speaker 2: We could fake it that we stay in the plane
Speaker 2: all time.
Speaker 1: Wait, but that is like a mister Beast video where
Speaker 1: like I rented out a one billion dollar airplane for
Speaker 1: an entire month and I had to live inside of
Speaker 1: it and I couldn't leave.
Speaker 2: Their video of him not eating is literally the funniest thing.
Speaker 1: That the best, best single piece of content I ever
Speaker 1: made on YouTube.
Speaker 2: I addre it's really so insane. But no, for real though,
Speaker 2: like hit me up, hit my line my ms are open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, literally, oh my.
Speaker 2: God, imagine he actually like hits us up.
Speaker 1: We actually do it. I would I would actually.
Speaker 2: Do I would like carve out. And I'm a busy woman,
Speaker 2: so like we're busy people keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: We would have we would have to be able to
Speaker 1: record the podcast while we're staying in the room for
Speaker 1: two weeks.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you have to make yourself like available, Like
Speaker 2: you have to like show you want something, but then
Speaker 2: make yourself seem so unavailable that like he's like, well, shit, Like,
Speaker 2: I guess I really need these people.
Speaker 1: In my vide Yes, actually I don't even know if
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I'm.
Speaker 1: Gonna make it work out, Like it sounds like a lot,
Speaker 1: but like we could probably figure it out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you beg if you beg and plead, but
Speaker 2: like it would be embarrassing to see you begging and pleading,
Speaker 2: so just like begging begging you. What I was gonna
Speaker 2: say is, why would my feet get so warm in
Speaker 2: the shower? I get horny? Oh oh my god, yuh
Speaker 2: they smell good. Huh.
Speaker 1: I thought that's what we were doing.
Speaker 2: You thought we were initiating for play. Okay, you know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Though, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I agree with you on a lot of things that
Speaker 1: make you horny, but like that one agree that.
Speaker 2: Is maybe it's because I'm so iron deficient. So then
Speaker 2: when my feet get warm, I'm like, oh my god,
Speaker 2: human touch.
Speaker 1: I get Oh wait, No, I literally don't agree with that.
Speaker 1: Is that a zool opening the door to do over door?
Speaker 2: No, it's jaw. They're human in the house.
Speaker 4: Oh the image in Drew's head, it's like a zull
Speaker 4: like picking up a briefcase and a top hat to
Speaker 4: go to world.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm up to work, honey. No, I don't
Speaker 1: agree with you. I just looked at your boobs. You
Speaker 1: should really, I just had to let you know.
Speaker 2: I got cold, I got flirted with and called mommy.
Speaker 2: The white version of this tank top.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. I think it was I stopped looking.
Speaker 2: I think it was because it was by a shorter
Speaker 2: man who was forced to be at eyesight with my
Speaker 2: boobs all day and then he couldn't help himself.
Speaker 1: It was actually it was actually the craziest vibe ever.
Speaker 1: Like I don't want to air it out too much
Speaker 1: because like we'll probably see this person again because he's
Speaker 1: just like in the circle. But like, it was a
Speaker 1: weird vibe.
Speaker 2: It was insane, and the.
Speaker 1: Only reason it got weird was because we thought we
Speaker 1: assumed something about him that was just not real.
Speaker 2: And we'll leave it at that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we'll cut the episode there.
Speaker 2: It caught me off guard big time. I've never me
Speaker 2: mom mean milk yam. If you don't get the feet thing,
Speaker 2: it's because you're not like chill whatever.
Speaker 1: Sure you can move you silenced the room?
Speaker 4: Can you do the baby voice one more time?
Speaker 2: Can milk? Can I milk? Eh? Please?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: You you're telling your parting.
Speaker 1: Oh it's do the fart h h that on.
Speaker 2: Oaks akay?
Speaker 4: I went to ham Are we at fifteen minutes?
Speaker 1: Fuck? Oh?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Ore we good media? Yeah?
Speaker 4: What is it fifty five?
Speaker 1: Oh? Holy crap?
Speaker 2: But yeah, So what we've learned today is we need
Speaker 2: more thirsty. You know what it is. I don't think
Speaker 2: I've posted enough photos of myself recently, so the thirsting
Speaker 2: for Enya has like died down. I just don't post
Speaker 2: enough content me. But don't worry, y'all. I'll get those
Speaker 2: picks out. I'll do the damn thing you on your
Speaker 2: half of it, which is like thirsting over. I did
Speaker 2: see a TikTok that like it was like some of
Speaker 2: the more like like sensual leaning photos of me. The
Speaker 2: thing is because y'all tag me in so much stuff
Speaker 2: on TikTok, and I like go through my like tags
Speaker 2: and I like, go watch what you tag me in TikTok.
Speaker 2: Now makes my timeline like you bitches don't get away,
Speaker 2: Like if you're talking ship, if you were posting like
Speaker 2: a thirst thing, whatever, it gets on my timeline.
Speaker 1: We got.
Speaker 2: I know, we got a Devin and Addison. Like I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh no, not in Addison's I'm saying, like, na, Devin,
Speaker 2: I'm in the same carousel as Addison. We're in the
Speaker 2: same carousel.
Speaker 1: Wow, wait, where's Addison?
Speaker 2: Addison Ray is very sexy. I'll say that that's she
Speaker 2: is hot as bones. She's hot as wing meat, own wheels,
Speaker 2: but she.
Speaker 1: And she's also like super fucking sweet and like surprisingly
Speaker 1: charismatic and.
Speaker 2: Yeah, which makes sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like you don't get to the position you're in
Speaker 1: if you're not charismatic. Like yeah, just I've had.
Speaker 2: Such a you know, the baby wraps where you wrap
Speaker 2: around like I need to stop doing this because I
Speaker 2: was like, I need to stop thirsting over the woman
Speaker 2: I know in real life, and then when I see them,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, y, I'm like really if like two
Speaker 2: days before.
Speaker 1: I wasn't like I publicly like I'm gonna milk her knockers.
Speaker 2: But back to me, someone posted a thing like it
Speaker 2: was like a and I couldn't find it again because
Speaker 2: they didn't tag me, And I don't know how it
Speaker 2: ended up on my timeline, but it's probably because the
Speaker 2: comments were saying my name, say my name, say my
Speaker 2: name anyway, but it was like pictures of me, and
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, there are some like sensual photos
Speaker 2: of me like that are public like and they're not
Speaker 2: like the craziest thing. But I'm like when they're in
Speaker 2: a slidel like this, I'm like, damn for free, Like
Speaker 2: I just did that for free. Some of them were paid.
Speaker 1: Some of them were paid for million dollars a month
Speaker 1: starting only fans.
Speaker 2: Why are you mad at me?
Speaker 4: Just do it?
Speaker 2: You get to see it for free, though, but you
Speaker 2: want to take advantage of meat financially, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: That's all right. All right, let's tap into some media.
Speaker 2: I want Addison Ray, you know the baby things like
Speaker 2: that moms like wrap around themselves and put the infant
Speaker 2: in and that.
Speaker 1: Has internal energy. She really does.
Speaker 2: I want her to wrap me up like a little infant.
Speaker 1: Oh good of you. Okay, I'll tap in because I
Speaker 1: already got my three. Okay, I'm gonna say Empathy by
Speaker 1: Crystal Castles, Certified Classic uh Billy not Really by Death Grips,
Speaker 1: and the Second Twilight by Deep Forest, and honestly, let's
Speaker 1: just add in Cookie Thumper by dint Word or maybe
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I've just been on a dint Word kick recently.
Speaker 1: And I know they like took blood from their baby
Speaker 1: and drink it or some shit, But like, I can
Speaker 1: separate the music from the artist.
Speaker 2: Oh that's honestly so fucking cool of you. What is
Speaker 2: downloading something downloading on my phone? I'd ask for that.
Speaker 1: Has Spotify given you free Spotify yet?
Speaker 2: No, because they hate me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they give me free Spotify.
Speaker 2: Actually I think they do, but it's for my dad's Spotify.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, actually yeah, my dad has.
Speaker 2: Uses my Spotify. Dude, I literally give so much money
Speaker 2: to streaming services. I'm like, I'm a cog in the machine.
Speaker 2: I'm literally no one's talking about I'm.
Speaker 1: Keeping keeping Spotify, Like, yeah, I am keeping.
Speaker 2: Media as we know it alive with my multiple subscriptions
Speaker 2: of twelve to twenty dollars a month.
Speaker 1: You know, I have like the rich get richer mentality
Speaker 1: when it comes to streaming services, because I just use
Speaker 1: everybody else's and then Kai every once in a while
Speaker 1: kick me out of his.
Speaker 2: I know, maybe changed the password. I just had to
Speaker 2: sign up for HBO Max because I was like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I can't ask. I was like, I can't ask.
Speaker 1: I can't ask again? Why?
Speaker 4: I like, I just got sisters, I like providing for you.
Speaker 1: Guys.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to me like that.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Why did that give me chills? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't been finding a lot of like new,
Speaker 2: like super interesting music because like new music has been
Speaker 2: coming out from like artists right now that I've been
Speaker 2: just been listening to, like there was a Drake album
Speaker 2: and other supparent Five's album, which is honestly not what
Speaker 2: I wanted it to be, but I'm gonna still listen
Speaker 2: and skip past you still.
Speaker 1: Listen a lot, Like it's still like because.
Speaker 2: Like there's still like I need that kick in my
Speaker 2: brain that his other albums gave me, and I will,
Speaker 2: like I will get to the bottom of it. But
Speaker 2: literally the singles are the best songs. And then Addictions
Speaker 2: is good, but I don't like the feature. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then I've still been on like an Aventura kick, Like
Speaker 2: I've just been hell listening to the Love and Hate
Speaker 2: album and that's kind of it. Like that's literally all
Speaker 2: I've been listening to.
Speaker 1: It's it's so true, like she like strictly has been
Speaker 1: listening to those like four songs off the Brent Pia's album.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know what, if it's what's going to
Speaker 2: get me through the weeks. Sometimes you don't have to
Speaker 2: be niche.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do, you know.
Speaker 2: And I don't watch movies, and.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tap into Macda Marco tonight just to see
Speaker 1: what it sounds like to my adult brain, because when
Speaker 1: I was like sixteen seventeen, I.
Speaker 2: Was you still might like it, because it's like when
Speaker 2: you like something that much as like a.
Speaker 1: Child like it always sounds like Chambers of Reflection was
Speaker 1: the best song I had ever heard that reflections.
Speaker 2: That song, No, there's a Mactamarco song that literally just
Speaker 2: reminds me of the one time I got high for
Speaker 2: the first time and then I thought the heat lamp
Speaker 2: was melting the skin off my back. Oh yeah, I've
Speaker 2: said that story.
Speaker 1: I think we talked about it, and we played with
Speaker 1: like tampons or pat yeah, and like the entire time.
Speaker 2: And then I I went to go brush my teeth
Speaker 2: and we were in like Seattle, and it was really cold,
Speaker 2: and I didn't know what heat heated light bulbs were.
Speaker 2: So I was standing in the bathroom in the light
Speaker 2: bulb above me was a Yeah, I was high as fuck,
Speaker 2: and the heated light bulb was above me, and I
Speaker 2: felt it burning the back of my neck, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2: And I freaked out and I took a shower, but
Speaker 2: I couldn't finish my shower because there was a heated
Speaker 2: light bulb in the shower above me, and I thought
Speaker 2: I was burnt. My skin was burning alive. So I
Speaker 2: just got out, covered in soap and wet, and laid
Speaker 2: in bed and listened to Mac DeMarco and Gorillas and
Speaker 2: like fell asleep.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Damn, that was like one of the last times I
Speaker 1: ever had fun high.
Speaker 2: No, the last time we had fun high was when
Speaker 2: I had a panic attack and you and Ryan got
Speaker 2: taco bell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that talking about was legendary. Maybe I tried. I've
Speaker 1: like I've said this before, but there's like a moment
Speaker 1: in my life where like after like six or seven
Speaker 1: or eight months, maybe even like a year or two,
Speaker 1: like after the last time I smoked weed, I get
Speaker 1: this like like primal deep urge run, like I have
Speaker 1: to smoke weed. I have to like I have to
Speaker 1: do it. I just need to do it ones and
Speaker 1: get it over with, And like it's sneaking up on
Speaker 1: me because like there have been a few times around
Speaker 1: like I think I'm gonna drink you can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know you've been saying that maybe you try
Speaker 2: with just me and O'Ryan around, Yeah, because I think
Speaker 2: that also might be it, because I couldn't get high
Speaker 2: for a long time unless it was just me and O'Ryan,
Speaker 2: and like then I was able to get high around you,
Speaker 2: and like then it like creeped out to the rest
Speaker 2: of the group. But I think it's like you have
Speaker 2: to like find the place for grounding. You have to
Speaker 2: be grounded with your girls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I need my girly pops.
Speaker 2: To I'm gonna hte you in the place, thank God.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll just end it there, bye, guys.
Speaker 2: M