Speaker 1: I leave, then I you wanna way back home?
Speaker 2: Either way we want to be there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us
Speaker 3: time and a Turmano and gage.
Speaker 1: We want to send you off inside. Le wanna welcome
Speaker 1: you back home?
Speaker 4: Tell us all about it. We scared her?
Speaker 1: Was it fine?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 1: Porn? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 4: Welcome you ride? Do you need to ride? This is Chris.
Speaker 1: Fairbanks and this is Karen Tilgara.
Speaker 4: We're in the All Thanks Comedy Studio.
Speaker 3: You can tell because uh it's quiet, and we're very calm, calm.
Speaker 4: Low key, and the sound is impeccable.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you can hear uh.
Speaker 4: Oh the tactile experience of material walls.
Speaker 2: There this microphone, I think it picks up. There's a
Speaker 2: lady that used to mow the lawn at my grandma's
Speaker 2: and I couldn't really pinpoint what the odor was that
Speaker 2: came off of her body or what its origin was,
Speaker 2: but she was a sweet lady and this microphone smells
Speaker 2: like her, and it just I'm just thinking about my childhood.
Speaker 3: Now, what if she has a podcast with All Things
Speaker 3: Comedy Network talking about mowing lawns? First of all, how
Speaker 3: groundbreaking that it's a woman that mowed lawns.
Speaker 4: Oh man, thank you. Yeah, come on.
Speaker 1: Gives up everybody.
Speaker 4: Who says we're not moving forward.
Speaker 3: Who says we're going backwards one thousand years at.
Speaker 2: A speed of one hundred miles an hour thickening. Oh,
Speaker 2: we're going on a riding lawnmower to hell.
Speaker 3: Well let's do it with our guest today. Oh hey,
Speaker 3: Patrick Keane, friend of the show.
Speaker 6: Patrick, thanks for having me.
Speaker 4: I didn't see you over there.
Speaker 2: I mean I remember picking you up and driving you
Speaker 2: here because he did I need a ride.
Speaker 3: You guys did carpool That's right, didn't record it. No,
Speaker 3: saved the glory for the studio.
Speaker 4: We would have blown our wad early. I think if
Speaker 4: that's I hate.
Speaker 1: That from no staying it, stay with it.
Speaker 2: I don't believe that it blow your wad means. I
Speaker 2: don't think it's a sexual reference. I don't know the
Speaker 2: origin of the phrase blow my wad. Oh go ahead, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's probably a musket thing.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because that's what they.
Speaker 4: Call it's a musket thing, and then it got repurposed.
Speaker 4: Ye yeah, probably, yeah, I think so I'm going to
Speaker 4: take it.
Speaker 3: I just feel like the sexual definition. It's really taken over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it really has.
Speaker 6: I mean, well, we recorded a happy birthday tune for Henry,
Speaker 6: so we didn't talk anything. What we're going to talk
Speaker 6: about here?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we were just Happy birthday, Henry Phillips. That's
Speaker 4: all we did.
Speaker 6: He sang it now in a video, little phone video
Speaker 6: and phone video.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're already going back in time.
Speaker 4: We made it.
Speaker 6: I'm talking with my parents.
Speaker 4: We made a cellular cellular.
Speaker 6: Film and send it to him and he was happy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was happy to see it.
Speaker 1: That's very nice.
Speaker 4: So happy birthday, Henry.
Speaker 1: Now do boys normally do things like that?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 3: Remember birthdays and then sing in two part harmony.
Speaker 1: I like to imagine with a car.
Speaker 4: I'm not I don't know how to harmonize. I'm not
Speaker 4: good at that.
Speaker 2: But my dad, my sister, my sister made me a
Speaker 2: calendar with everyone's birthday on it so I would know, really.
Speaker 6: I'm with your friends and family.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a calendar solely so I won't miss my
Speaker 2: nephew and my niece's birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. Yeah, wait to mine there, you might be.
Speaker 1: Let's get me in okay.
Speaker 6: When is here? Is just to be safe. I'll ask
Speaker 6: you don't ask because you already know.
Speaker 1: That's right. Mine's May eleventh.
Speaker 6: May eleventh, five eleven.
Speaker 1: We have some time, okay, Yeah, get ready. When's yours?
Speaker 6: September twenty seventh, Happy birthday, very much. Yeah. I was
Speaker 6: in Canada three straight years. I was in Calgary at
Speaker 6: that club.
Speaker 4: Oh the comedy k How was it?
Speaker 6: It was interesting. It's always an interesting week. Tuesday to Sunday.
Speaker 6: That's a long week. Yeah, six nights, Yeah, six nights.
Speaker 6: It's a long week. Two shows a night or one
Speaker 6: one Friday Saturday too.
Speaker 4: But I'm a band from that club, that's right.
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Did you get into a fight?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, I work came up that was legit, like a
Speaker 2: commercial or something, and I had to call the last
Speaker 2: minute and say I can't go there.
Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2: And he yelled at the top of his lungs on
Speaker 2: the phone, and I said, well, it's going to try
Speaker 2: and work something out and just come for the weekend.
Speaker 2: But you're yelling at me, so so by let's I'll
Speaker 2: find another way to go to Calgary.
Speaker 6: I actually like when performers just get barred from clubs.
Speaker 6: It's good because it's never really the performer, you know.
Speaker 6: It's like, who would want the performer not to pursue
Speaker 6: a better career, Like, oh, oh that's great, you did that. Okay,
Speaker 6: come back after you tape the show and we love
Speaker 6: to have you. We'll find somebody. It's not like they
Speaker 6: need to work that hard to find an emergency fill in.
Speaker 4: No, No, they just want to let me feel bad. Well.
Speaker 3: Also, that is not part of it, though, when you're
Speaker 3: dealing with kind of small town show business. I always
Speaker 3: found that It's one of the main reasons I wanted
Speaker 3: to leave San Francisco so bad. It was the club
Speaker 3: managers after the improv closed. The other club managers really
Speaker 3: seem to love just lording everything over the comics, just
Speaker 3: like you have to stand in a line, you have
Speaker 3: to wait, like all that shit where I was just like,
Speaker 3: this is has nothing to do with comedy or who's good.
Speaker 3: This is just weird like Stanford Prison experiment control, which
Speaker 3: I which is right.
Speaker 6: Down the road from That's right it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it makes sense that it would bleed up
Speaker 3: into the area it bled up.
Speaker 4: That's that explains why the first time I did the punchline.
Speaker 6: I was d lust.
Speaker 4: That's fun.
Speaker 6: Still running.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think I'm banned from there for commenting on there
Speaker 2: being a Dave Matthews lyric tattooed on her arm.
Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2: I've listened to some of that band's other songs and
Speaker 2: they're not that bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I like them.
Speaker 2: I like when they're riffing. It's good. Maybe I don't
Speaker 2: like it when they're roughing. I like their pop stuff.
Speaker 2: This mic really stinks, really yeah, no offense, I don't.
Speaker 2: It's just the foam. You know, there's a lot of spitting.
Speaker 6: But I said the lady was sweet, So did she
Speaker 6: smell bad? But you still had a good experience.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't explain the smell it's sweet. I would go
Speaker 4: more tart.
Speaker 6: She was tart.
Speaker 4: She was a tart smelling lady.
Speaker 6: So even though it brings back good memories.
Speaker 1: It's still no.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I was just trying to like, is it like lawn
Speaker 3: clippings and bo combined or like not flossing.
Speaker 2: Well, it's gonna I'm gonna come off as more graphic.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna sound like she's she just didn't.
Speaker 2: Wash a lot, and on her body there was different
Speaker 2: nooks and crannies that maybe didn't get a lot of attention,
Speaker 2: but she man, she moded. Her calves were just veiny,
Speaker 2: giant it looked like Popeye's arm. And but she had
Speaker 2: like a big giant belly and these giant boobs and
Speaker 2: a shaved head and really thick glasses.
Speaker 4: And she was she was intimidating. She was like a bitch.
Speaker 4: She we didn't always need the lawn mode.
Speaker 1: She sounds like a fertility statue.
Speaker 2: She was like, yeah, you remember the marble sculptures, the
Speaker 2: way they used to sculpt.
Speaker 4: She had that class sick body that they used to
Speaker 4: put into marble.
Speaker 5: Uh huh, just like and that's what that'll be the
Speaker 5: wrong warrior. When you were a kid, so it was
Speaker 5: the early ladies maybe, yeah, you were cutting grass by
Speaker 5: the time, probably the late ladies, early.
Speaker 2: Night Yeah, yeah, this was my grass cutting days were
Speaker 2: where I was working in it. She used to come
Speaker 2: into the shirt shop too, and we didn't even have grass.
Speaker 4: She just came in. She was everywhere, she walked all
Speaker 4: around town.
Speaker 1: You're saying she likes shirts, she oh, we made.
Speaker 4: Our shirts for her lawn business. I'd have to do some.
Speaker 2: The guy that worked for me, if he was here,
Speaker 2: he would clarify everything.
Speaker 1: Let's get him on the horn.
Speaker 4: I can't remember.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, how do you think she voted? Oh?
Speaker 2: I think she's probably moved on to a better place
Speaker 2: at Yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Mean just out of town in Canada.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So we're going to say how we voted, and
Speaker 3: then what we hope happens to mine already and illegals
Speaker 3: in this country.
Speaker 1: Ready, go Pat?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I vote. I'm white, male, heterosexual of Orange County,
Speaker 6: and I thought that I voted Hillary, and I was like, wow,
Speaker 6: if I'm voting Hillary, then it's gotten to everybody right,
Speaker 6: like we're safe, Like I'm sure all the women in
Speaker 6: Orange County will be you know, like because I thought housewives.
Speaker 6: I've seen how growing up these housewives.
Speaker 7: Of the television programs, like going to parties and whatever,
Speaker 7: listening watching men, husbands, fathers, you know, vot vocalize their opinions.
Speaker 6: But then and and in front of everybody, the housewives agree.
Speaker 6: But then when they're driving carpool, they're like, actually I
Speaker 6: really this yea. So I'm like, oh, there's enough of
Speaker 6: that going on that enough women will vote, even in
Speaker 6: conservative areas for Hillary and everyone. And it didn't have.
Speaker 4: So many people didn't vote right, so many people didn't vote.
Speaker 6: It's it's like it's really a punch in the gut.
Speaker 6: Like I didn't think it'd be close. Yeah, And I
Speaker 6: don't know minority I don't know, like black people and Arabs.
Speaker 6: I was already concerned about. You know, now I'm like, oh,
Speaker 6: my Jewish friends might be in trouble now like I
Speaker 6: thought they were in the clear. Yeah, they might even
Speaker 6: you know, who knows what's going to happen. Yeah, we're
Speaker 6: in the nuts.
Speaker 3: It's like it's almost like we were all standing next
Speaker 3: to the ocean on a nice cliff watching the sunset
Speaker 3: and just like it's going to go down and it's
Speaker 3: gonna come up tomorrow, and it goes down, doesn't come up,
Speaker 3: and then the ground underneath this, uh, just erodes into
Speaker 3: the sea.
Speaker 1: And then when we all just fall into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of when the sun doesn't come up,
Speaker 2: and then we look further into the horizon and see
Speaker 2: there's a maintenance man trying to plug in the sun
Speaker 2: with a giant extension.
Speaker 3: And they're like, you're gonna have to submit some paperwork
Speaker 3: to get this plug back in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he's getting fired because he's not from here.
Speaker 1: It's fucking insanity.
Speaker 6: Oh god, yeah, yeah, well yeah.
Speaker 3: Also I have that thing of like, I feel like
Speaker 3: they're people who were very the people who were presentationally
Speaker 3: pro Trump, but would get into the I don't know
Speaker 3: why I thought this, but would get into the voting booth,
Speaker 3: and because they're just in there by themselves, would like
Speaker 3: vote with their heart and do the right thing, and
Speaker 3: also vote for like a historical candidate.
Speaker 1: A woman should lead this country.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's absolutely necessary at this point with the
Speaker 3: shit that's going on now. And I honestly just had
Speaker 3: that security of knowing like people do the right thing,
Speaker 3: and I think.
Speaker 4: No one's bad and the right thing.
Speaker 2: For me, I just thought everyone didn't like this guy
Speaker 2: and just wasn't yelling and ranting about it. Although I
Speaker 2: really thought that most people, even in banjo yodling areas,
Speaker 2: I really thought that they go, well, not really, he
Speaker 2: just I find him entertaining.
Speaker 4: But of course I'm not going to vote for him,
Speaker 4: but someone I mean, I know, I know, I'm wearing
Speaker 4: overalls and a hat that references farting, but I'm not
Speaker 4: going to vote for the sky. But no, everyone even.
Speaker 3: Well, but they were talking about I mean, I don't
Speaker 3: know enough about politics or whatever, but somebody was saying this,
Speaker 3: which I think is very valid, which is like, you know,
Speaker 3: when the economy fell in two thousand and eight, there's
Speaker 3: so many poor people in this country now that like
Speaker 3: when you're on the coast or if you live above
Speaker 3: a certain pay rate, you don't experience it and you
Speaker 3: don't know. But there's all those people that were truly abandoned,
Speaker 3: like the economy fell the end, like they didn't get
Speaker 3: it back, and they didn't no one helped them, and
Speaker 3: no when you know they you know, sold all those
Speaker 3: fucked up subprime mortgages and all that stuff. It's like
Speaker 3: there are people who just had then had to like
Speaker 3: move into the parents' basement or were homeless or whatever,
Speaker 3: and no one ever circled back around to go, here's
Speaker 3: the plan for you guys, and dump at Trump went
Speaker 3: around the country and was like, I've got a plan.
Speaker 1: I know what we're going to do. So of course
Speaker 1: you would.
Speaker 3: It's someone that's finally coming to pick you up after
Speaker 3: you've been abandoned. Yeah, that makes sense to me. Once
Speaker 3: someone actually explained that, I was just like yes, I don't.
Speaker 2: I guess I didn't notice how often he was promising
Speaker 2: that because.
Speaker 4: I wasn't. Was he always saying that He's like, I'm
Speaker 4: going to save poor people.
Speaker 3: He said everything, yeah he said, and in immediately like bold.
Speaker 6: State like I love the veterans, I love the fireman,
Speaker 6: I love I love poor people, I love the you know,
Speaker 6: he just said stupid little simple sentences that people were like, oh,
Speaker 6: it must be true.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to believe me. Always put his
Speaker 1: fingers believe me, believe.
Speaker 6: We're going to get isis. Believe me. Believe me, that's
Speaker 6: your plan. And people are like, okay, like hook line
Speaker 6: and sync.
Speaker 3: Because it's that weird dad energy of like that one
Speaker 3: hand on the hip kind of like you listen, I'm
Speaker 3: taking care of business. And then we're also used to
Speaker 3: that kind of like oh, yeah, the man's going to
Speaker 3: go get this business taken care of.
Speaker 1: Like you need to trust that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is there is a there's a linguist that
Speaker 2: broke down his speeches and the way that he put
Speaker 2: the way the certain words, the inflection on certain words,
Speaker 2: and the simplicity of his sentences and how they were
Speaker 2: just scrambled to have to end on a I'm not
Speaker 2: explaining this well, but there's a video that explains and
Speaker 2: he even suggests that he's speaking, you know, at a
Speaker 2: seventh grade reading level.
Speaker 4: Hillary was at like twelfth grade or eleventh grade.
Speaker 2: Or something, and Bernie was at college speaking to college students.
Speaker 2: According to the way their sentences were broken down.
Speaker 4: It's a really interesting YouTube video.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really great, and it's not it's pretty. It's
Speaker 2: just this guy who's not stating his opinion. He's almost
Speaker 2: bowing down to his ability to speak influentially within influence,
Speaker 2: and and then showed examples of it, and it was
Speaker 2: it was really impressive, like he highlighted the words that
Speaker 2: and how easy it was for him to get to them,
Speaker 2: and how if someone's barely paying attention or doesn't have
Speaker 2: the mental capacity on every word, he will be the
Speaker 2: most successful. And then that's Samantha be thing where it
Speaker 2: shows that he might just not be able to read.
Speaker 2: Like there's so many examples of him saying like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm not wearing my glasses or take that, no more teleprompters.
Speaker 2: Remember he went on this big telephone where in the
Speaker 2: future when I'm president, there will be no more teleprompters.
Speaker 2: That's why the things thinks I'm spinning all over it.
Speaker 2: It's me week, It's me. I'm just smelling this and
Speaker 2: I'm like, wholl it smells like an old lawnmower. No,
Speaker 2: I need to floss more, or I did.
Speaker 4: Two weeks ago when I was spinning on this.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there's so many examples. That's that Samantha Bee thing,
Speaker 2: because now we just have to try and entertain ourselves
Speaker 2: with the past.
Speaker 6: Well, when when Swartzener was governor, it was like, well
Speaker 6: he looks presidential. Oh okay, is that is that the
Speaker 6: only fring criteria?
Speaker 3: But also I would disagree. He looks like he looks
Speaker 3: like someone's bodyguard. Like he always looks so weird in
Speaker 3: those suits to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But his face, it's when he's like grumpy and
Speaker 2: making a face and looking not making any expressions at all.
Speaker 2: He does look kind of like a face on Rushmore,
Speaker 2: a little bit like he looks carvable on the side
Speaker 2: of a mountain.
Speaker 4: That's all I really want.
Speaker 1: It's carvability. Will that's the most important.
Speaker 2: Every time every time I vote, I'm like, how will
Speaker 2: they look twelve foot tall in limestone?
Speaker 6: In history? Yeah?
Speaker 3: And actually he was just concerned about his secret family
Speaker 3: when he had his brow furrowed like that, he was
Speaker 3: just like, have.
Speaker 1: I hidden them well enough? Does anyone know? Yeah?
Speaker 6: And for him Trump, you know, like Trump's so far
Speaker 6: he's like the furthest person the American nation could provide
Speaker 6: that you'd vote for, like or relate to. Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: like what.
Speaker 3: And don't you think it's weird that he looks so
Speaker 3: much like the Brexit guy from England?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: What's that? I don't think I know what that guy
Speaker 4: looks like.
Speaker 3: He's got like crazy bleached blonde hair. Also like they
Speaker 3: look the same.
Speaker 4: It's and I just don't know.
Speaker 3: If I was a conspiracy theorist, I would be losing
Speaker 3: my mind right now because this all had just smacks
Speaker 3: of like there's five companies that own all of the
Speaker 3: news outlets. That's why you're never seeing anything accurately. They're
Speaker 3: reporting this bright bark guy as that. No one's using
Speaker 3: the word races, no one using the word white nationalists.
Speaker 3: They're just saying extreme like it's all the stuff where
Speaker 3: you're just like, ooh, this is everything everyone's been talking about.
Speaker 2: That these are all characters and that Andy Kaufman hasn't.
Speaker 4: He's still alive. I've been hearing that theory.
Speaker 1: Is that what you'd like to have it be?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just Andy Kaufman. He's really at this game.
Speaker 2: He's so good.
Speaker 6: Is England happy with bregsit? We know? Do we know
Speaker 6: anything about that?
Speaker 4: As hell?
Speaker 3: I believe they're not not happy, and they're trying to
Speaker 3: reverse it.
Speaker 6: Themselves, right, So that means in a month we're going
Speaker 6: to be like or two months or whatever it's been,
Speaker 6: we're gonna be like, oh no, we'll take Killery now, like,
Speaker 6: oh well, that's all They're done in November.
Speaker 2: I think it's not a waste of time to there's
Speaker 2: these I think change dota org or move on dot org.
Speaker 2: They have these petitions where you can contact the actual
Speaker 2: specific electoral college members, these mysterious electoral college people, or
Speaker 2: just there's another one where it's just has there's a
Speaker 2: recount for December sixteenth or nineteenth, because she did get
Speaker 2: the popular vote. So it can't hurt to go to
Speaker 2: those things and sign those petitions, I don't think.
Speaker 3: Except for if they if it starts a civil war,
Speaker 3: because those people want to fight really bad. I've never
Speaker 3: had so many eggs calling me names on Twitter. All right,
Speaker 3: I mean it's crazy, and I've done like two political tweets.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I did a really dumb one light. I was feeling
Speaker 2: bad and I went after he won. I just went
Speaker 2: to a bar by myself, like a loser and drank
Speaker 2: and started fighting with friends from high school. And I
Speaker 2: said something on Twitter that someone said, hey, you have
Speaker 2: to take that down, and I did, but some guy
Speaker 2: with an American flag for a face a screenshot and
Speaker 2: passed it around. And I legitimately have been getting death
Speaker 2: threats and they make me.
Speaker 4: A little nervous. But I just keep blocking those people
Speaker 4: and now, but that's what.
Speaker 1: They say to everybody.
Speaker 3: Bobcat gold Through, I did a show a Largo last night,
Speaker 3: and the same thing's happening to Bobcat. And he didn't
Speaker 3: even he was just sent his daughter a message like
Speaker 3: we on need to stick together and we're gonna be
Speaker 3: okay or whatever. And he's been getting death threats and
Speaker 3: you know, it's just a barrage. They're just being the
Speaker 3: thing they know how to be. I think they extose
Speaker 3: extreme people that are like really living it up and
Speaker 3: thinking this is their this is their time to paint
Speaker 3: us want to go on everything and say that they're
Speaker 3: going to kill everybody.
Speaker 1: It's like, what a time for that.
Speaker 4: If it did happened, they were sure would kick our asses.
Speaker 4: We don't. I don't. I don't even know how to
Speaker 4: hold a gun and I don't have access to Well.
Speaker 6: I loved your post because we're in Montana. We did
Speaker 6: that festival to gun and you shot a gun once
Speaker 6: and you're like, you posted. I was happy because you
Speaker 6: posted shot it great. I don't get it.
Speaker 4: I don't get I it was a gun.
Speaker 2: Granted, it was a handgun that shot a shotgun shell
Speaker 2: like a handheld shotgun. I'm like, that one looks because
Speaker 2: it's got a big barrel. And I shot it and
Speaker 2: my I think I had a bruise on my whole
Speaker 2: arm and I taste immediately tasted blood in my mouth,
Speaker 2: and I'm not like the.
Speaker 1: Blood of the innocent.
Speaker 2: It was horrifying how clearly you could kill someone with
Speaker 2: a gun, and that feeling is so scary.
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'd hate guns, but those people that in the South,
Speaker 2: they like them, and so yeah, if there was a
Speaker 2: civil war, holy cats. Yeah, I don't just trying to
Speaker 2: reason with people and be witty like I used to
Speaker 2: get out of fights.
Speaker 6: Where would the line be. The line would be like
Speaker 6: in Long Beach between LA and Orange County.
Speaker 2: The line would be around my body and it would
Speaker 2: be made up shot because I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: No, no, the Mason Dixon, Chris Fairbanks con too. But yeah,
Speaker 6: I mean all these little islands would be you know,
Speaker 6: my sitch lives in Jackson Hall. You were raised in Missoula.
Speaker 6: I mean these little islands of liberal bastions.
Speaker 4: And yeah that are struggling right now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's nuts. Yeah, I don't know. People voting against
Speaker 6: their own economic interest, I don't get. I don't know
Speaker 6: if it's just like if it's own a white male,
Speaker 6: we're losing our grip, so they they tapped into that fear.
Speaker 6: But like I'm like, you know, Hillary is better for
Speaker 6: your economic situation to twenty of the states that voted
Speaker 6: against her, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I honestly wonder if she was isn't a Clinton, if
Speaker 3: it was like Elizabeth Warren, if it would have worked,
Speaker 3: because it's the ability for them to spin like this
Speaker 3: is the old government that got you where you were,
Speaker 3: so you can't go back to that. That logic makes
Speaker 3: sense to me. If you were gutted in two thousand
Speaker 3: and eight and then the person who's always been a
Speaker 3: lifelong politician that caused the thing that those you know,
Speaker 3: basically those are all the people that made it happen
Speaker 3: in their minds, then why would you even just say
Speaker 3: you were the most It was not a sexism and
Speaker 3: it was not any of those things. You were just
Speaker 3: trying to make a good decision for your family.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: If only they had gotten a divorce and we were
Speaker 2: voting for Rodham, that's like that name.
Speaker 4: Imagine that. That's not a powerful name. It sounds like
Speaker 4: an English English explosion band.
Speaker 6: I mean, nobody was more like prepared Nixon and Bush
Speaker 6: Senior very prepared, whether their legacy is good or not.
Speaker 6: I mean, he was a VP for a while, and
Speaker 6: then George Senior was head of China, he's head of
Speaker 6: the CIA. She was a VP, like she was the
Speaker 6: first lady. She was a senator, she was a Secretary
Speaker 6: of State. Nobody's more prepared.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even more so than those guys were.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was ready to do it and wanted to
Speaker 2: do it and would be surrounded by great people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think so. I think I think maybe the
Speaker 6: campaign wasn't great.
Speaker 4: And now we have Newt Gingrich again.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I can't believe he's back in the the poors, back
Speaker 8: in towns, scarious boys that have ever been in town
Speaker 8: or back boys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that.
Speaker 6: The boys are back in town. That's a different.
Speaker 2: No, that's a different Yeah. Yeah, it's hard. And then
Speaker 2: there's a and that's a powerful stuff, and that's powerful.
Speaker 2: There's a song where they're like, I think I'm in
Speaker 2: love and that's powerful stuff. There's such men that they
Speaker 2: don't want to know that that's an emotion and their experience.
Speaker 4: I love that that's the label they give to Yeah,
Speaker 4: well that's pretty powerful stuff.
Speaker 1: I guess you could power an engine.
Speaker 4: Better propose powerful stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah, would you say earlier, you're like, that feeling is
Speaker 6: supposed to be for my mom? What's going on?
Speaker 2: And yeah, there's plenty of the fabulous thunderbirds really are
Speaker 2: going to be playing. Every time Trump and gain Rich
Speaker 2: walk out hand in hand to that podium, don't forget
Speaker 2: about mutually shoot a gatling gun above the audience.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, there's Mike pens in the background. Just planning on
Speaker 3: all the ovaries that he can invade. That man is
Speaker 3: he's the worst I've never heard of it, right, And
Speaker 3: that's why. And they hate him there, and they're conservative
Speaker 3: and they hate him.
Speaker 2: That's why I'm glad that they're protecting. They're putting barriers
Speaker 2: up around Trump Plaza and everything, making sure no one assassinate.
Speaker 4: And I'm getting board with that. Yeah, let's keep them alive, alive.
Speaker 2: Let's keep them in a cryogenic chamber next to Disney's
Speaker 2: severed head.
Speaker 3: Put him in that keeper, a Sutherland separate room, keep
Speaker 3: him in the survivor's room, please, yes, Yeah, because Pences,
Speaker 3: it creeps me out how quiet he is. He's just
Speaker 3: he's never He's just always in the back with his
Speaker 3: weird death eye sockets, smiling and planning on how he
Speaker 3: can somehow invade your womb.
Speaker 1: It's just the grossest thing of all time.
Speaker 4: Just standing in the back, which which I mean, you're
Speaker 4: a cat.
Speaker 6: I heard New York was a little bit like it
Speaker 6: was here, where it's just you're walking around. It's like
Speaker 6: a morg people just death on their faces. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: it's just the weirdest energy.
Speaker 3: I had a friend there that said it was just
Speaker 3: which is what I said to her. It's that it
Speaker 3: was really quiet, which is the creepiest thing.
Speaker 4: Like for me, that was oddly the day after it
Speaker 4: was eleven nine.
Speaker 6: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: A lot of people have probably pointed that out now,
Speaker 2: but at first to notice Yeah, in this podcast no
Speaker 2: on a tweet I read, oh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did have to get off Facebook for my
Speaker 6: own survival, I think, or for all of ours. Just
Speaker 6: it's just too much from both sides, even you know,
Speaker 6: I was like, even mad at my own side. I'm like,
Speaker 6: how did we let it? Like this was a joke
Speaker 6: a year ago?
Speaker 3: Well, and the Democrat Now everyone's infighting. There's all this
Speaker 3: stuff of whose fault it was and you should be
Speaker 3: talking and who should It's like you can see it
Speaker 3: playing out.
Speaker 1: Of what the problem is.
Speaker 2: I know, and I'm doing that. I am too point fingers.
Speaker 2: I'm like, why who did this?
Speaker 3: Well, of course we do, like we it's something traumatic
Speaker 3: has happened, and.
Speaker 2: Makes like also they kept track and statistically you can
Speaker 2: see who didn't vote, So.
Speaker 6: One I read them is one out of a.
Speaker 4: Lot of people just didn't vote. Every one didn't vote.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Latin voters, one out of three Latin voters voted Trump,
Speaker 6: which I was blown away by. Yeah, yeah, but I
Speaker 6: don't know, you know, I don't know those needs. I
Speaker 6: guess clearly, I'm just naive. I'm mad at my own self.
Speaker 6: I'm like, why am I naive? Like, like I was
Speaker 6: telling you before that red when because it was later
Speaker 6: in the day, it was like three or four, I
Speaker 6: was like, oh, I should check it out, see where
Speaker 6: we are. And to see that much red, I was like,
Speaker 6: oh my, I felt like the attack was coming up
Speaker 6: of what I don't know. Yeah, Like I was like, no,
Speaker 6: what this is. This is surely the color that they
Speaker 6: have of states that haven't decided, But that's red. You know,
Speaker 6: I'm forty four, I know, I know red. It was scary,
Speaker 6: and it's it's still like such a kick to the growing,
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 3: I think there's one of the main problems on the
Speaker 3: Democratic side is everybody wants to be the smartest, so
Speaker 3: there's a lot of well, here's actually what's happening, and
Speaker 3: here's really what's and here's what you don't need to
Speaker 3: worry about.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that was.
Speaker 3: I feel like everybody lulled each other into that kind
Speaker 3: of like and here's what's really happening and you and
Speaker 3: like that. I read an article about how there was
Speaker 3: a massive Latino turnout for Clinton like the day before
Speaker 3: or so, and so I was just like completely real
Speaker 3: axed because I was like, well, that's those are the
Speaker 3: numbers that we need, especially, you know, like and that
Speaker 3: is completely not trying.
Speaker 2: I think those Yeah, yeah, it's there was so much,
Speaker 2: so many things that just weren't true that we were
Speaker 2: being said to reassure us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just.
Speaker 6: Didn't happen when one in your mind was the.
Speaker 4: First time we've walked there.
Speaker 1: And clearly.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go fuck with the sound level.
Speaker 3: He's a serious white supremacist and he's very offended right now.
Speaker 2: No, No, he's he's sad even as a shirt on today,
Speaker 2: no expressing it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really about sadness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you're killing me smalls. And it's from the
Speaker 2: movie The Sand Long. Uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when when they took when he took Florida, that's when,
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know what it was for you.
Speaker 6: The moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Wisconsin was where I got scared because
Speaker 2: I thought, yeah, there was just those lingering states. It's
Speaker 2: like it's okay, even some of them were light blue,
Speaker 2: predicting that she had them.
Speaker 6: Because it was at that North Carolina was going to
Speaker 6: go to I.
Speaker 2: Think when it was light blue or light red, it
Speaker 2: was just based on popular votes coming in. Isn't the
Speaker 2: who knows when the electoral shit happens or when or what?
Speaker 4: I don't even know what it is. That's why I'm done.
Speaker 2: I really don't know what the electoral college is.
Speaker 1: It like it's it's like Phoenix University.
Speaker 2: You can sign these electoral state and it'll just go
Speaker 2: upload to their website where people go do their homework
Speaker 2: at the electoral college.
Speaker 4: What was your tweet?
Speaker 6: We all have electoral electile electyle and I tweeted America
Speaker 6: has electoral dysfunction.
Speaker 4: Was before mine?
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, I had a picture of a guy
Speaker 2: on a bed with his wife disappointed in the background.
Speaker 4: Now I went that extra mile. But that means Patrick
Speaker 4: o'patrick means it's word.
Speaker 1: He doesn't need to he just needed that.
Speaker 4: I he is a visual aid. Mine had more retweets.
Speaker 4: But the point is, I'm just what funny.
Speaker 6: I don't even know what it does for. I don't
Speaker 6: even think anybody's read it.
Speaker 4: Oh, punk rock is coming back hip hop. It's gonna
Speaker 4: get good again.
Speaker 1: I was gonna.
Speaker 3: I was trying to write a joke about that last night,
Speaker 3: and I didn't have the energy. But because I did
Speaker 3: a show last night and it was very bizarre, like
Speaker 3: it was just weird. I opened by walking out and
Speaker 3: saying goodbye to everybody, like just walking up to people
Speaker 3: and being like, thank you so much, and they were
Speaker 3: like laughing by I could tell they didn't like it.
Speaker 3: But it was like, basically I had to talk about
Speaker 3: how I'm not a political comedian and that now I
Speaker 3: just have to talk about myself because that's all I
Speaker 3: actually do.
Speaker 1: Of course, I wrote a couple things at the top,
Speaker 1: but it's.
Speaker 3: That thing of like like there's a couple of people
Speaker 3: that got on stage and were just like this is
Speaker 3: fucked and like talking about it and being really emotional,
Speaker 3: and the audience loved it because it was you know,
Speaker 3: it's like an echo chamber.
Speaker 1: It was everybody. It's Hollywood, you know, a bunch of
Speaker 1: mostly at least you.
Speaker 2: Had had the day after you had your show at
Speaker 2: the Improv. You have business class, and none of us
Speaker 2: want to go out. We're trying to cancel it. And
Speaker 2: but it ended up being really therapy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was the one that was closest.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was the next day and we were like,
Speaker 4: well we can't.
Speaker 6: Oh you had to get on Wednesday night or Thursday night.
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And the oh you had to do that show with us?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah you have to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd love to. Of course, is it once a
Speaker 6: month or something?
Speaker 4: It's a year, so we'll see, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I asked that, yeah, once months a month.
Speaker 2: But night after that's again the audience you could tell
Speaker 2: was kind of drained. Everyone was like in a daze.
Speaker 3: Well, we tried to cancel and April tweeted it or
Speaker 3: texted Tambalaira to say like, should we cancel the show?
Speaker 1: Does anyone even want to do this?
Speaker 3: And Sam goes, well you have sold ten tickets, and
Speaker 3: that like broke my heart. I was like, there's ten
Speaker 3: people that meet us, and I was like, April, this
Speaker 3: is what this job is for, like we have to
Speaker 3: go do this show. Yeah yeah, And then more people
Speaker 3: came and it turned out to be super fun, but
Speaker 3: it was really weird, yeah, because there was at one
Speaker 3: point April wanted to plan a show, which I thought
Speaker 3: was a great idea where it was we were going
Speaker 3: to have all women and you be on the show
Speaker 3: as like the celebration.
Speaker 1: And then the closer it got, I was.
Speaker 3: Like, should we just keep the people we already booked,
Speaker 3: because maybe that's let's just not you know, overplan.
Speaker 2: The audience was mostly women again, right, Yeah, it felt
Speaker 2: I like that. I didn't I like an audience at all.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought it would make me nerve. I thought, No,
Speaker 4: I mean, you know.
Speaker 2: My material, it's like, oh, which masturbation joke is going
Speaker 2: to hit home with these girls the hardest?
Speaker 1: And which one did this time? Apparently?
Speaker 2: I think the one I think on the cobwebbing one.
Speaker 2: Now that's about farting. The point is they like, I
Speaker 2: have frat boy locker room jokes, and yeah, still appreciated me.
Speaker 6: So I was. But I did the night before the
Speaker 6: election opening for Tig and Fortune performed as well, and
Speaker 6: it was really cool because it was the night before
Speaker 6: and there was a lot of women there. There's quite
Speaker 6: a gay contin you know, contingent, and it it felt
Speaker 6: it was a great energy and it was like tomorrow
Speaker 6: is going to be a nice little revolution for women,
Speaker 6: women leaders, you know, And it felt good, and then
Speaker 6: twenty four hours later as all it took yeah, yeah
Speaker 6: for that to like, oh god, it's so it was
Speaker 6: so right, It's like, well, and.
Speaker 3: That's the part that I was just saying this to
Speaker 3: somebody where I haven't even really approached those feelings yet. Yeah,
Speaker 3: of the profound disappointment of what I actually wanted to
Speaker 3: happen when I thought was going to happen and was
Speaker 3: actually kind of projecting and getting ready, which would just
Speaker 3: be the coolest thing in the world. And instead it
Speaker 3: was like it went past disappointment and into holy fuck
Speaker 3: on the Titanic, which is the way like every once
Speaker 3: in a while, like that. You almost just made me
Speaker 3: tear up just now, because it was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: that's right.
Speaker 1: There was this.
Speaker 3: Little window of time where a lot of us honestly
Speaker 3: believe we're about to have our first female president, and
Speaker 3: then that window fucking slam shut on our head.
Speaker 1: Essentially.
Speaker 2: So many of my friends that have little girls said
Speaker 2: the same thing on their face, because where else you
Speaker 2: go but Facebook, But they were saying, my little girls
Speaker 2: went to sleep so excited and then they woke up
Speaker 2: to the opposite of Christmas and they like cried, you know,
Speaker 2: little girls everywhere were like went to bed all excited.
Speaker 2: Their parents were like, this is really important, and little
Speaker 2: girls were like, oh I yeah, I'm on board.
Speaker 4: I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like yeah, so that's bums me out, but anyway,
Speaker 2: yeah I didn't.
Speaker 4: The only thing I.
Speaker 2: Think is funny is the idea of the Secret Service,
Speaker 2: if the first ever Secret Service that are aren't willing
Speaker 2: to jump in front of a ball like they're like,
Speaker 2: oh I thought I could make it, but my lady
Speaker 2: cramped up.
Speaker 4: I was supposed to drink more water.
Speaker 6: They got him.
Speaker 4: Man, sorry, stupid, I'm dehydrated. Literally, man, usually I would
Speaker 4: have been giving diving right in front of that. Damn.
Speaker 6: This lay bumny, making Frank Underwood look normally the gum
Speaker 6: is that house cards or how it is? Yeah, it's
Speaker 6: just you rotten fuck.
Speaker 2: At no point, at no point did Frank Underwood's character
Speaker 2: of sex with a child sex party, which I under
Speaker 2: one hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Believe he did.
Speaker 1: Is that the rape allegation.
Speaker 4: That against Yeah, she dropped it because they wouldn't. I mean,
Speaker 4: of course she's not gonna.
Speaker 6: I said that nice little payoff or threats or both.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, did you see in Patent's Most Special.
Speaker 2: She's seventeen now, so come on now, I just now
Speaker 2: it just high five the guy, right, good lord?
Speaker 6: Anyway, in Patten's Most Patten's Most recent Special earlier this year,
Speaker 6: where he said we're so overdue for a female leader
Speaker 6: and did you sign if, he talked about how so
Speaker 6: many great editors of film have been females because the
Speaker 6: Maheli go is like a director is like, here's a
Speaker 6: thousand hours of footage. It's a shame we have to
Speaker 6: turn into just two hours. And he has to give
Speaker 6: it to a female editor who's like, here, let me
Speaker 6: make some sense and find a plot.
Speaker 4: And it's oh, that's funny.
Speaker 6: And he says he compares it to like one of
Speaker 6: the guys, you know, having sex with a woman and
Speaker 6: he's ejaculating. He's like, oh, there's a lawyer, Oh there's
Speaker 6: an architect. Oh, Nobel Peace Prize winner. And it takes
Speaker 6: a woman to go, okay, let me go take your
Speaker 6: seed and form essential nervous system and a baby and
Speaker 6: go through the iseman.
Speaker 4: And it's so oh yeah, that's so good.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah that is that is out there and
Speaker 2: that's amazing.
Speaker 4: He's great.
Speaker 2: So you On that Largo show, Patton also went up,
Speaker 2: did you follow him?
Speaker 4: Because I imagine it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I close for well, I mean I bet people
Speaker 2: were also emotional just because of how much has he
Speaker 2: been doing stand ups?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and he talks about it, of course he did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, he he came out talked a little bit.
Speaker 3: At the beginning Blaine hosted It was me and bobcat.
Speaker 2: Any awkwardness you felt on stage was maybe also because
Speaker 2: of that, because they were probably like at close to
Speaker 2: tears hearing him do stand up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's been doing it a little bit though. But yeah,
Speaker 3: and also I feel like everybody, I here's the thing.
Speaker 3: I kind of like, I feel like everyone's moving into
Speaker 3: this stage of vulnerability is like forced vulnerability that everyone
Speaker 3: has to be in now. And like a lot of
Speaker 3: those people that tried it, they think they're being mean
Speaker 3: to me on Twitter where it's like yeah, cry baby,
Speaker 3: and it's like, yeah, I'm going to like it's you
Speaker 3: should too, Like you should try to work through your
Speaker 3: feelings and actually be in touch with what's going on
Speaker 3: inside you, because that's the reason that you scream at
Speaker 3: people and why you were threatening people's lives and why
Speaker 3: you are in this state, like because you need to
Speaker 3: look at yourself and you need to emote and I'm
Speaker 3: sorry someone hit you in the face over and over
Speaker 3: when you were too little to process it. Like it's
Speaker 3: that kind of thing where like people were standing up
Speaker 3: on stage and being super honest, like I'm fucking scared
Speaker 3: or I'm really sad or patent going.
Speaker 1: This year has been so awful. My fucking wife died
Speaker 1: and like.
Speaker 3: Everybody people weren't going like, oh, don't talk about that.
Speaker 3: People were like leaning forward and loving it.
Speaker 2: You're right, like even I feel like I need to
Speaker 2: start talking about what I actually feel my stand up
Speaker 2: and I've always been I've always just made up jokes.
Speaker 4: That's what I do about.
Speaker 6: I'm hiding. I'm running further. Some people are getting more
Speaker 6: touch further. You're somewhere like over there, like I should
Speaker 6: run for office, you know, like, don't worry about those
Speaker 6: wars we have gamer like I don't. I'm better at that.
Speaker 6: I'm worse at stand up after sixteen years than when
Speaker 6: I never started.
Speaker 4: Your instincts are probably correct.
Speaker 2: Un No, to just do jokes and try and be
Speaker 2: funny and not change the kind of person you are on.
Speaker 6: Stage maybe yeah.
Speaker 2: But I can't. I've been it's been eating away at
Speaker 2: me for a while.
Speaker 4: Anyway.
Speaker 6: I love you.
Speaker 4: I'm not Mitch Hedberg man.
Speaker 6: I love your I still love your Three Stooges joke
Speaker 6: that you don't really tell.
Speaker 4: Oh, I forgot to remember that one. I forgot about it.
Speaker 2: Do it well, it's all it's conversational. I can well,
Speaker 2: it's just every no one usually only men like the
Speaker 2: Three Stooges, like it's they're just it's s guy humor
Speaker 2: and it's not even good.
Speaker 4: It's not no, it's violent, it's funny.
Speaker 2: There's something specific about The Three Stooges is every episode
Speaker 2: there are some kind of independent contractors and or they're
Speaker 2: like usually construction.
Speaker 4: Markers or they're they're always doing a or job.
Speaker 2: But sometimes it's real specific, like they'll just it's the
Speaker 2: Civil War and their dentists and they're ill equipped, or
Speaker 2: they are supposed to bake a really fancy cake. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it's lighthearted like that, or one episode they had to
Speaker 2: fix like a jewelry box and it was very it's
Speaker 2: like my mother's jewelry was in this, I need this box,
Speaker 2: Like yeah, we can do it for you. And then
Speaker 2: if they just they get to work and someone elbows
Speaker 2: the other guy and it's like you fuck you, and
Speaker 2: he pokes him in the eyeballs with his fingers and
Speaker 2: they it's really violent. It's like some of the stuff
Speaker 2: they do, hammers to the head boards with nails on
Speaker 2: him into your ass, you bet, yeah, they're fun.
Speaker 6: The plyers on a tongue, oh yeah.
Speaker 4: And twisting it that you're right, pliers on the tongue
Speaker 4: is the worst.
Speaker 2: So and then the person comes back and it's like,
Speaker 2: why there's the windows are broken and there's blood everywhere.
Speaker 3: And then they don't do the job.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, the joke is, if it's a consolation, it
Speaker 2: was kind of funny to some of the men in
Speaker 2: the room. And then it says, well, that's the last
Speaker 2: time I hired three stooges plumbing to bake me a
Speaker 2: fancy cake.
Speaker 4: And it never really.
Speaker 6: Did that, but the idea is so beautiful. They keep
Speaker 6: getting enjoyed, and you also said, wasn't.
Speaker 4: Who keeps referring them keeps?
Speaker 6: And then you break down all that. You're like, they
Speaker 6: had to move a piano twice or something like on
Speaker 6: two different episodes.
Speaker 4: I need to do you need to tell me how
Speaker 4: it used.
Speaker 6: To do a lock of ice. Remember the block of
Speaker 6: ice they had to get up to the apartment. They
Speaker 6: couldn't get a block of ice up this apartment in
Speaker 6: the middle of summer in Manhattan. I would think that they're
Speaker 6: in New York.
Speaker 2: Melting the stakes where he's really high. They just don't
Speaker 2: work together.
Speaker 1: Well, oh god.
Speaker 3: We used to have pizza, Like go to the pizza
Speaker 3: parlor after softball games when I was little and.
Speaker 2: They played three stooges. Yes, it was it Little Big
Speaker 2: Men Pizza.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I think it was Shaky's.
Speaker 2: A Little Big Man Pizza. In Missoula, Montana. They played
Speaker 2: three stooges all on a loop. Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: But did you to pizza place like that too? We did.
Speaker 3: It was like in the Bay Area, right, yeah, in
Speaker 3: Pedaloma in my hometown. And when it was they would
Speaker 3: do like it would be Laurel and Hardy. Sometimes it
Speaker 3: would be three Stooges, and then it would be like
Speaker 3: cartoons like Tom and Jerry. And when it was three Stooges,
Speaker 3: I would leave because it was upsetting to me, like
Speaker 3: they were very there were weird looking men. They're not
Speaker 3: attractive men. Like they're they look they're mean in the face,
Speaker 3: and they're mean to each other.
Speaker 4: MO is scary.
Speaker 1: Mo is very scary.
Speaker 3: And it would just be like this weird feeling where
Speaker 3: it's just like I am not going to be in here.
Speaker 1: Well this is on.
Speaker 2: How did they I mean, if you watch it now
Speaker 2: there they're physical comedy.
Speaker 4: They are funny yo people.
Speaker 3: But this thing where one of them there's a block
Speaker 3: for getting poked in the eye where on their nose,
Speaker 3: Like you get poked in the eyes so much by
Speaker 3: your brother or whoever this person is, you have to
Speaker 3: make up a move to keep his fingers out of
Speaker 3: your eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, most of the defensive moves are the best comedy
Speaker 2: in that just have it just yeah. And then the
Speaker 2: distraction of like having your hand wave around, it's like, well,
Speaker 2: it's going to hit me at some point. I just
Speaker 2: got to keep my eye on this wavering hand too
Speaker 2: late right in the eyeballs. The fact that you would
Speaker 2: go for the eyeballs in a fight is.
Speaker 6: Just I do like the talk they had the leggy blonde.
Speaker 6: Remember she's always the she's always kind of the love
Speaker 6: interest or the there's like I don't remember, they're always
Speaker 6: the shortest three in the episode, and then there's two
Speaker 6: older guys that are bigger, and then there's a leggy blonde.
Speaker 6: And they played like they played chiks, they played politicians,
Speaker 6: they played chefs as well or whatever, and it's like
Speaker 6: you can hire other people, you're making good money here
Speaker 6: or whatever. But definitely not the Marx Brothers quality, which
Speaker 6: has some of that, but yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: No, but they're good. The Marx Brothers is like.
Speaker 6: Oh, the dialogue is amazing.
Speaker 3: Insanely funny and amazing how often.
Speaker 2: I mean I got into it late. But Buster Keaton,
Speaker 2: have you guys ever watched that guy? I mean, he's
Speaker 2: Jackie jan basically, Yeah, there's it's They were playing a
Speaker 2: bunch of Buster Keaton movies at that Silent movie theater,
Speaker 2: sin a family cine family.
Speaker 4: And I couldn't believe.
Speaker 2: There's a moment where he's on a building and he
Speaker 2: leaps onto one of those train crossing signs, like the
Speaker 2: what would you call that, like the it's just up,
Speaker 2: it's up vertical, and he jumps on it and it
Speaker 2: slowly lowers and you can see the crank on it,
Speaker 2: like spinning so fast, and somehow they made it smoke
Speaker 2: and then a model t Ford goes by it like
Speaker 2: twenty miles an hour and he drops into it and
Speaker 2: his neck whips back. It is such he could have
Speaker 2: died so easily. Yeah, there's a scene where a log
Speaker 2: they did dig a tranch and a real log rolls
Speaker 2: over him and.
Speaker 4: It did break his back. But he shot the rest
Speaker 4: of the movie like he's Jackie Chen. Yeah, and he was.
Speaker 2: And then the act because you know those are silent films,
Speaker 2: but all of his acting is really subtle, uh face comedy,
Speaker 2: like he's not overdoing it at all.
Speaker 4: I'm such a big fan of Buster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's amazing.
Speaker 3: And his eyes because his eyes were so huge that
Speaker 3: like he didn't have to do that much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he was in his eyes and he's wearing
Speaker 2: an eyeliner that always helps him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I recommend it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even even he played Hitler eyeliner.
Speaker 6: Who did Oh Chaplin played did Hitler?
Speaker 4: They all played Yeah? No, you got me confused. I
Speaker 4: like Keaton, Morton, Chaplin do you Yeah? There all say it.
Speaker 4: This is where I start getting.
Speaker 1: This is where people get really.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you have to choose. You can't like him both?
Speaker 4: Can I still feel weird?
Speaker 1: Aside?
Speaker 6: Do you think, uh, Gingrich looks like Moe. How that's a.
Speaker 2: Similar Oh my god, right, he's the same face, it's
Speaker 2: the same hair.
Speaker 6: That same lower. I can't believe he's back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Boors Towns just.
Speaker 3: Such a murderer's row of superstars.
Speaker 4: Oh god, ain't that tough. That's the other song.
Speaker 6: Buster Keaton had a lot of that town. Now. I
Speaker 6: got to look up the forty eight hour song because
Speaker 6: it's that tough enough.
Speaker 3: It's the boys up back in town that. I think.
Speaker 3: It's like Bob Seeger or somebody he did all those
Speaker 3: eighties and the was like two dudes running around.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like shake down, breakdown about it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I think they could get sued for all these
Speaker 4: I think so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, I think that like a rock Brandon the
Speaker 2: Bone Zone played some song and.
Speaker 4: They had to take that episode down.
Speaker 1: Did they play it or did they sing it?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I think they sung it.
Speaker 6: Really, that's okay, marijuana got vote, Like Californians needed marijuana
Speaker 6: to be legal before we smoked it. It's so funny.
Speaker 6: I didn't even realize. I was like, it's not legal here.
Speaker 6: You know, most Californians were like that.
Speaker 3: It means all those all those shops with the green
Speaker 3: neon signs can stay open.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 3: The one thousands that have degenerates hanging out are the worst.
Speaker 6: Yeah, just that image marijuana, Yeah.
Speaker 2: With a bald eagle on his neck to just just
Speaker 2: an insane clown posse guy wearing lime green scrubs.
Speaker 4: Oh are scrubs.
Speaker 2: And if you don't, if you're not interested in getting
Speaker 2: your medical marijuana card from him, they threaten you.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was on the Venice boardwalk on. Oh you don't
Speaker 4: smoke weed, you might like it? Like they all heckled
Speaker 4: you as you want.
Speaker 2: Sorry, No, I just don't want to have a business
Speaker 2: transaction with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's a surgeon. Why wouldn't you want to.
Speaker 4: That's the clown knows.
Speaker 6: When Obama got in, looked and I was like, maybe
Speaker 6: this will be the end of white people in dreadlocks.
Speaker 6: That's really what I was hoping for. It didn't happen.
Speaker 1: It did not happen.
Speaker 4: You see it less and less.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they also did.
Speaker 3: We did vote in California for those two education reform
Speaker 3: bills that are going to be very good, because that's
Speaker 3: what we need. That's how we don't have this happen
Speaker 3: again because everybody gets an fucking education for themselves.
Speaker 4: Oh right, yeah, like years down the line. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: what we should focus on now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it'll affect my sister, like next year they
Speaker 3: get money. I mean, like the school. It's so crazy
Speaker 3: when my sister tells me things. She's been a like
Speaker 3: a grammar school teacher for thirty years.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, and she tells me.
Speaker 3: Shit where I'm just like I'll either cry or just
Speaker 3: be like, please don't tell me this because I don't
Speaker 3: know what to do. Like she buys all the supplies.
Speaker 6: Oh god, are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, salary supplies.
Speaker 2: Yes, even more afusingly because my sister is a librarian
Speaker 2: for kids that age and everyone she works with she
Speaker 2: had to keep her political opinions to herself because they
Speaker 2: all voted for Trump and their teachers.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: So it's like, but it's.
Speaker 6: That was not the top priority, like kids, health, safety, education,
Speaker 6: and educate it's so far and then your health and
Speaker 6: safe durning that, But how is that not the top
Speaker 6: priority or like one of the top three.
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't scare you. It doesn't scare you.
Speaker 3: If somebody says the schools are crumbling, the children are
Speaker 3: you know, there's like pools of water on the ground
Speaker 3: or whatever.
Speaker 4: That doesn't I already went to school.
Speaker 1: Yes exactly.
Speaker 3: But if someone says that the foreigners are going to invade,
Speaker 3: or they already have, they're here, Now, what are you
Speaker 3: going to do? Well, that actually strikes alarm in people.
Speaker 3: So that's what they focus on.
Speaker 2: There's going to be so much haype crime that is
Speaker 2: going to be just overlooked. It's going to happen all
Speaker 2: the time. It's so scary. Sorry, sorry, that's happening now.
Speaker 1: No, it is, No, it already started here.
Speaker 3: But but the good news is that Trump on this
Speaker 3: two minutes interviews said stop it.
Speaker 1: So I think that's going to.
Speaker 4: Take everyone's going to watch did you hear that? Watch
Speaker 4: that sixty minutes interview?
Speaker 6: Did you see then? Did you guys see this Chappelle's.
Speaker 2: He said, the wall isn't going to be that tremendous anymore.
Speaker 2: It's just going to be pretty good. So he's backing down.
Speaker 2: Oh oh well Trump, so yeah, he said it's going
Speaker 2: to be an okay waller or an electric fence.
Speaker 4: He said, yeah, So.
Speaker 1: They're never making a wall, No, of course.
Speaker 3: Now I was surprised at that monologue.
Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, it was. I don't watch that show much
Speaker 6: at all, so to see someone Chappelle's monologue, he was
Speaker 6: he was the host.
Speaker 3: But I thought, every this which happens all the time,
Speaker 3: if you're like a day late in watching something, everybody's like,
Speaker 3: this is incredible, this is amazing. So then when I
Speaker 3: went to watch, I was like, get ready to have
Speaker 3: your ears blasted off. And it did not seem that
Speaker 3: way to me at all. And then at the end
Speaker 3: he said, which I'm positive I was fighting with someone
Speaker 3: about this, uh, because they were like, why would he
Speaker 3: say give him a chance?
Speaker 1: Why would he do that?
Speaker 3: I'm like, because this is like network television, and I'm
Speaker 3: positive to say all the things.
Speaker 4: That he said before he had to agree.
Speaker 1: He had to there.
Speaker 3: I'm positive that they were like, you end it by
Speaker 3: making sure that you are not being like inflammatory and
Speaker 3: putting it on him.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty sure that's what happened.
Speaker 3: But the whole thing just had that tone of like,
Speaker 3: it's just that I feel like the lesson that we're
Speaker 3: learning that democrats have learned is just like you can
Speaker 3: joke around all you want, but then shit's going to
Speaker 3: happen like it doesn't.
Speaker 4: You can be smart and witty and and delve into
Speaker 4: your art over it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but there are people whose lives are on the
Speaker 3: line and they're just going to vote for the lifeboat
Speaker 3: that they think might be coming. It's like, is that
Speaker 3: one going to save you or that one going to
Speaker 3: save you?
Speaker 6: Fear based stuff? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This country operated
Speaker 6: from fear and we're doing very well. It's like, what
Speaker 6: who's at your doorstep taking? Yeah, you're stuff away? You
Speaker 6: know who? What? White person can't get it?
Speaker 4: You're uninformed? Like that's a lot of love.
Speaker 1: You're a cock o?
Speaker 6: Yeah oh yeah yeah I read about that today too, about.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: How do you spell that? C U C k oh
Speaker 4: A cock?
Speaker 6: Cock like it means a pussy mail? Yeah what that means? Yeah,
Speaker 6: so we're cocks?
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I am proud. Did you expect that? Respond?
Speaker 4: Damn right? Cock cook? I did it on me?
Speaker 6: Suck my cock? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 6: one term for this guy or will he make it
Speaker 6: through one term? I don't know.
Speaker 2: They're gonna December nineteenth, charl College reversal sign those petitions.
Speaker 2: I mean Hey, we're living in an age where yeah,
Speaker 2: it would be the first time, but wouldn't that be cool?
Speaker 1: I mean, it would be amazing. But I feel like
Speaker 1: civil war.
Speaker 3: I feel like this is the time where what I'm
Speaker 3: seeing on Twitter, which I have to stop looking at it,
Speaker 3: but this is the time where like, literally, you see
Speaker 3: a person going wear a safety pit to show that
Speaker 3: you you are an ally and in support of you know,
Speaker 3: minorities or people that might be at risk, and then
Speaker 3: I see five tweets of people going, uh, yeah, hate
Speaker 3: mongers can wear safety pins too.
Speaker 2: Like everybody was making all these safety pin jewelry and
Speaker 2: then got discouraged because there's all these things. It's like
Speaker 2: it's not helping because everyone's got an opinion. Yes, even
Speaker 2: about protesting. They're like, well, that just gonna is gonna
Speaker 2: make you complacent and then you're gonna be okay with
Speaker 2: everything because you feel you did your part. And I'm like, wow,
Speaker 2: you had to dig deep to there's no reason not
Speaker 2: to protest. It's amazing that people are willing to naysay
Speaker 2: anything that you're willing to do other than just be
Speaker 2: an armchair general, right my dad, Oh yeah, I guess
Speaker 2: if you not just with military stuff, but just saying
Speaker 2: while you said at home on a bag of Dorito's saying,
Speaker 2: nothing's gonna help.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, let me fire off.
Speaker 6: There wasn't a high black voter turn I'm gonna wear
Speaker 6: safety pin. There wasn't. Was there a high black voter
Speaker 6: turnout or a black Yes?
Speaker 1: I think there was?
Speaker 6: So there was, and obviously I would think mostly for Hillary.
Speaker 1: I would think like, it wasn't it like in the
Speaker 1: eighties or ninth was it? I think so?
Speaker 2: I felt like I read that there wasn't so much
Speaker 2: because it's I didn't know the country is fIF five
Speaker 2: percent women. Maybe I was just reading about California or something,
Speaker 2: but who knows. I can understand not being as excited.
Speaker 6: As as a woman. Do you think there's women that
Speaker 6: didn't want to see her be the first woman? Is
Speaker 6: that another? That's all?
Speaker 4: That's OK? That blows I understand, Well, that's.
Speaker 6: It'd be funny if when Washington ran against Adams in
Speaker 6: this late seventeen hundreds, well I don't want him to
Speaker 6: be the first man. What the hell else you going
Speaker 6: to do? There's not a woman candidate for a thousand
Speaker 6: candidate like we'd have to go without Betsy Ross, I
Speaker 6: guess coulda run.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know that those numbers were a
Speaker 3: humongous bummer, But I mean I think that's that's.
Speaker 1: Like, there's so much.
Speaker 3: I feel like there's so much that everybody's dealing with
Speaker 3: in this election of like it's all mirror work. It's
Speaker 3: how much do you hate yourself? What are the levels
Speaker 3: of self hatred? And then you're projecting that out onto
Speaker 3: other people. So if you're like Hillary could never lead,
Speaker 3: that's like I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 3: I'm not in control of my own life. I mean,
Speaker 3: that's what it feels like. Or if it's like if
Speaker 3: my husband wants Trump, then I'm on board or it,
Speaker 3: or they're like or I want a man because I
Speaker 3: believe those are the only people that can really be leaders,
Speaker 3: or that's all I'm comfortable with.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is how it goes right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But like you said, I thought that once, once
Speaker 2: those women were in the booths, they don't be like,
Speaker 2: now let's be realistic.
Speaker 4: Here we go. Just my husband doesn't.
Speaker 6: Know this, he doesn't know what I'm doing it.
Speaker 4: But it's so loyal.
Speaker 3: Husbands having been like being a person that sometimes has
Speaker 3: to be a leader at jobs or whatever. People are
Speaker 3: very uncomfortable with women being in charge. It's hilarious, it's crazy.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 6: Okay, yeah, it's kind of nice. I've had female bosses.
Speaker 6: I don't think people twenty years older like men twenty
Speaker 6: years older than We had many female.
Speaker 2: Boss What it is, we just got to get rid
Speaker 2: of some of these old people. I mean, I know
Speaker 2: it'll happen, but they gotta die quicker.
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, And it's like the mad Men generation
Speaker 3: where it's like, you're supposed to be a secretary. Maybe
Speaker 3: you'll be something creative, but you certainly are not going
Speaker 3: to tell me what to do.
Speaker 2: Old guys farting in their polyester when they're quivering hand
Speaker 2: giving one, they're voting just like me, get the go,
Speaker 2: get in the box.
Speaker 4: I don't like old people, you know. I'm really mad
Speaker 4: at old people.
Speaker 1: Is that who you're gonna blame?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, old these aren't good as caring.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's good to do that.
Speaker 6: It is interesting because we've been mobile every time we've
Speaker 6: done well. I mean, you guys have been stationary for
Speaker 6: a while, but I haven't been stationary with you ever before.
Speaker 1: That's right, you've done it twice, Yeah, twice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we had nice little rides around l A.
Speaker 2: I remember down there around the Manti And what is
Speaker 2: what's the difference for you today?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you How do you feel about this one here?
Speaker 6: You have to stay grounded, you have to in this one. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's a it's a it's a drop back quarterbacks. You
Speaker 6: have to stay in the pocket with this.
Speaker 4: You're not going to get sparked references. Can you relate
Speaker 4: it to skateboarding?
Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, you stay on the ramp. Or do you
Speaker 6: want to go freelance?
Speaker 2: Not even Yeah, well you can get a job in
Speaker 2: skateboarding with a big company where you have to show
Speaker 2: up every day, or you can skateboard out of your
Speaker 2: home and just yeah send people in voices.
Speaker 3: Now, can you relate it to mascara and then I
Speaker 3: can understand?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean you don't because Mascarrett can go in
Speaker 6: the eyes for regular parts of the year, but then
Speaker 6: on Halloween, you know, you go off the grid a
Speaker 6: little and get some ship later down your face later.
Speaker 1: Maybe black attitude.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we are much better at talking male ship than
Speaker 6: men are women.
Speaker 2: I think women are better at describing their mad Max
Speaker 2: costume than you are.
Speaker 1: Well, we have to. You guys don't have to. We
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 6: My nephew is a good skateboard I was going to
Speaker 6: send him. He's only six now.
Speaker 4: But that's too late for you to try and relate
Speaker 4: free lance.
Speaker 1: Jesus, Wait, what were you actually trying to say though?
Speaker 6: Oh, just because when we're when we're in the car,
Speaker 6: you can comment, oh, look, there's you know, Tommy's original Burgers,
Speaker 6: right right, yeah, and that takes us off.
Speaker 4: On yeah.
Speaker 2: Right, Or there's near death car accidents and stuff that'll
Speaker 2: like spice up the conversation.
Speaker 4: But here it's like an interrogation room.
Speaker 6: If you had do you know La so much better
Speaker 6: because you've been I mean you've seen all the streets.
Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, I don't. I'm usually in such a hazy
Speaker 4: pin you know. But yeah, I have learned a lot
Speaker 4: about like the Hollywood area.
Speaker 2: Like I find there's unions that I know better now
Speaker 2: because I've done this before.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now you can do anything.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I could deliver pizza.
Speaker 6: I feel like it's the biggest city in the it's
Speaker 6: like seven different cities. I feel like this city and
Speaker 6: it's if you can somehow manage it in your brain.
Speaker 6: Then you can manage any city like Tokyo. Lived in
Speaker 6: Japan for a couple of years. Tokyo is more manageable
Speaker 6: than La is.
Speaker 1: It's just really.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's because it's not as spread out it. You know,
Speaker 6: people moved to la there wasn't a city. They just
Speaker 6: popped up little provinces. Santa Monica, Pasadena, those are both.
Speaker 4: What were you doing in Tokyo?
Speaker 2: Every time I hear about someone living in Tokyo, I
Speaker 2: think they're like hiding something.
Speaker 6: I was in exchange. Well, Montana and Japan have kind
Speaker 6: of a sister.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: My whole life, we had Japanese girls in our basement.
Speaker 2: My mom would like house Japanese students.
Speaker 1: You should have called the police.
Speaker 2: They would just be in a room with her Mary
Speaker 2: Kay like their very cage storage room. That statement, And
Speaker 2: I just I'm not kidding. And I share a bathroom
Speaker 2: with the nice girls, and I didn't really know how.
Speaker 4: They didn't speak English very well and they're really sweet.
Speaker 2: I'm just remembering now. I know you guys are looking
Speaker 2: at me funny, but no. A lot of Japanese girls
Speaker 2: schools have all.
Speaker 7: Just repeat it, you know, just it blows their mind
Speaker 7: for eyes in high school, they were in college.
Speaker 6: Japanese people to see Montana those mountains for the first
Speaker 6: time and just that empty space, it's great. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's kind of a weird slice of America, like
Speaker 3: it's a lot of Americans don't see it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's still it's there's when I even when I'm
Speaker 2: back home, or if I go outside of my town,
Speaker 2: like to eastern Montana or up north by the high Line.
Speaker 4: As they call it.
Speaker 2: It is America one hundred years ago, and there's you
Speaker 2: don't want to have a conversation with someone about what
Speaker 2: we've been talking talking about.
Speaker 4: But oh god, other than.
Speaker 2: That, it's like almost no freshing that It's like, uh,
Speaker 2: you know, there's just old cabins and a wagon that
Speaker 2: are still there.
Speaker 4: It's like, no one cleaned that up. It's it wasn't that.
Speaker 6: Long, No, it wasn't. It's literally the older we get,
Speaker 6: the closer that gets to us somehow, you know, because
Speaker 6: it's like, oh, eighteen nineties was a little big horn
Speaker 6: or whatever.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you know, that wasn't that long ago.
Speaker 6: It's not really not that long.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, it's nice to know we're going back in
Speaker 4: that direction.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're headed back.
Speaker 1: You know, it's going to be fun.
Speaker 3: I'm going to learn how to make biscuits and wear
Speaker 3: skirts and stuff.
Speaker 6: What a great sketch and reality.
Speaker 4: And I'm should I buy a gun? You got? I'm
Speaker 4: just kidding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I'm worried now because of the Civil War.
Speaker 2: I'm worried about my neighbors having them.
Speaker 4: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I was never worried about Russians parachuting down like in
Speaker 2: Red Dawn the.
Speaker 1: Movie, except for now.
Speaker 6: You should be yeah, yeah, that could happen. I think
Speaker 6: we have this.
Speaker 4: I have peppers right, never mind, you're good brass knuckles,
Speaker 4: I said.
Speaker 6: You know, the other night at a show, I said
Speaker 6: that I mentioned that I went to college in Montana,
Speaker 6: and like a whole row cheered. It was in LA
Speaker 6: and I was like what what. I was like, where
Speaker 6: are you guys from. They're like Helena, and I was like,
Speaker 6: that never happens. It never happens, you said. I went
Speaker 6: to Carol and I thought we talked for a second,
Speaker 6: and then I was like anybody else from Montana and
Speaker 6: some other group screams from another part of the room,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And
Speaker 6: they were all Missoula and I was like, oh, I
Speaker 6: went to school in Helena, Chris Fairbanks went to And
Speaker 6: then there was like a girl up that must have
Speaker 6: known you because she's like who she cheered for your name?
Speaker 4: Wow, she's probably just fan of my comedy from a distance.
Speaker 1: I don't think so.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're right, she's probably an old neighbor.
Speaker 6: Maybe she thought it was like Fairbanks, Alaska. He's just
Speaker 6: naming cities.
Speaker 1: What club was that?
Speaker 6: It was Largo for TIG show And it might have
Speaker 6: been somebody that was a fan of both you guys
Speaker 6: or something. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 6: Cool, But the Night before the Fall is what will
Speaker 6: go down in history. We did this to ourselves, you know,
Speaker 6: that's just like humanity did this.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I said when I went on. Is
Speaker 3: my friend actually wrote this joke. I had dinner with
Speaker 3: my friend beforehand and he made this joke and I'm like,
Speaker 3: can I please say that on stage tonight because it's
Speaker 3: so good? And he goes, it's like a nine to
Speaker 3: eleven that we voted for. This is really what it
Speaker 3: feels like.
Speaker 1: It's a good one.
Speaker 6: That's great. No shots fired. Yeah, but well he's on
Speaker 6: the way. So are all those laws that have been
Speaker 6: enacted in the last eight years just going to like
Speaker 6: start being repealed, Like, oh, no, gamer and is outlawed here.
Speaker 4: I'm worried. I'm most worried about that.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what he was saying.
Speaker 6: Unbelieva, Why would we go back? Like?
Speaker 4: Why who was saying that? On sixty minutes?
Speaker 3: Donald Trump, he said he was going to overturn Roe
Speaker 3: versus Wade, and he was going to get rid of Obamacare.
Speaker 4: That's going to cost forty billion dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've read.
Speaker 6: So we've got unwantedncy's unwanted kids and no healthcare, no
Speaker 6: health care and education. Who's going to it's a mess
Speaker 6: man and girls going for abortions to do.
Speaker 2: Obama protected crazy at the last minute. He protected planned
Speaker 2: parenthood at least for board folks. What do you mean
Speaker 2: he signed a planned parenthood is untouchable, that is protected.
Speaker 4: He's signed a thing.
Speaker 1: To my knowledge, all that's good. I didn't hear about that.
Speaker 2: Unless Rovy Wade gets overturned, it's just no one's going
Speaker 2: to shut down planned parenthoods.
Speaker 3: Oh right, right, Yeah, Trump is saying he's going to
Speaker 3: overturn rovers Yeah, that's much bigger what.
Speaker 1: He wants to do. I mean, uh huh.
Speaker 6: And then women can still vote in the next election,
Speaker 6: and black people been hopefully, and we'll see what else
Speaker 6: we can get done on next for.
Speaker 4: You away instead of abortions.
Speaker 2: We're all going to have some weird, skittish kids standing
Speaker 2: next to us to our speech and that we've never
Speaker 2: talked to. We're just going to have some West World
Speaker 2: robot child who's tweaking out because of his face about
Speaker 2: to open up and show a circuitry board. The kid
Speaker 2: looked like the kid from Westworld who baron the kid
Speaker 2: that yeah do even though he was there, they clearly
Speaker 2: did not know they're going to win. Woke that kid
Speaker 2: up at whatever three in the morning there and propped
Speaker 2: him up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he was so tired.
Speaker 2: I feel bad that everyone's making fun me included that
Speaker 2: he was just tired, and he's look you can see
Speaker 2: in his face, he's like, I was.
Speaker 4: Kind of hoping Clinton Clinton would win so I could
Speaker 4: have a dad.
Speaker 2: He's like, well, now I'm never going to get to
Speaker 2: know this guy. Do I even want to That's what
Speaker 2: he's thinking in his whole head.
Speaker 3: There goes us playing catch every weekend. Yeah yeah on
Speaker 3: the roof.
Speaker 2: The guy's never even thrown me a glance, much less
Speaker 2: a baseball.
Speaker 4: Poor kid getting just well had anything to.
Speaker 6: Plug that asshole? Guest, where is the just the Twitter feed?
Speaker 6: I think?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 6: Sure that citizen Keene. Yeah, you'll see similar tweets by Fairbanks.
Speaker 6: So if you just follow you, that's fine.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we have a lot of the same ideas.
Speaker 2: So if you like mine, I'll go ahead and just
Speaker 2: forward YouTube one of Patrick's that are similar. And uh,
Speaker 2: watch me and some Clash Royal commercials that are on YouTube.
Speaker 2: They're kind of funny. Clash Royal, it's a video game.
Speaker 2: Oh all madrigals and some of them. He owns this place,
Speaker 2: this whole building, just this room and what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm just bumming out?
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: On Twitter?
Speaker 2: Well, you guys, you've been listening to the comedy pod
Speaker 2: cast called do You Need a Ride?
Speaker 4: D Y n A R.
Speaker 1: Hong Kong.
Speaker 6: Hang in there, everybody, Yeah, we'll get through it.
Speaker 1: Oh do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride.
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?
Speaker 3: Do you need.
Speaker 4: With Karen and chriss
Speaker 3: Mm hm