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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet. I'm welcome to season one, twenty two,

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Speaker 1: episode one of Jo Daly's Eye Guys, the production of

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Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. This is the podcast where we take

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Speaker 1: a deep dive into American share consciousness and say, officially,

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Speaker 1: off the top, fuck the Koch Brothers and fuck Fox News.

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Speaker 1: Yeah both of them. I know I said it again.

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Speaker 1: Prave Briant. It's Monday, February. My name is Jack O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: a k A new guy on the stage. Can't answer ship.

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Speaker 1: Mike Bloomberg makes me sick, and I think Liz just

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Speaker 1: gave Michael Stone could stunner? Stone called stunner courtesy a Christie.

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Speaker 1: I'm a Gucci man, and I'm thrilled to be joined

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Speaker 1: I just started it late, Jamie here, Jay, who's that?

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Speaker 1: I read that myself? Amazing? I wrote that myself. You

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Speaker 1: Chebruary at Sleeping Village with Daniel Daniel Kirk and Toronto

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Speaker 1: to the appearances tab four links. We are thrilled. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: were you gonna say something? What were you gonna say something?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say a minute ago that I know

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Speaker 1: one person in Minnesota. Okay, well that's good. I'll see

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Speaker 1: if he wants to go. It's not Kirby Pucket. Who's that? No,

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Speaker 1: he died, damn it. Anyways, we're thrilled to be joined in.

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Speaker 1: That's how you you throw to me? Kirby Puckett dropped

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Speaker 1: that and gang I want to let you know Kirby

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Speaker 1: Pucket died. Anyways, in our third seat by the hilarious

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Speaker 1: and talented comedian and host of our newest podcast on

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Speaker 1: this very network. He is Mr Nick Turner. May not

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Speaker 1: be the best, but I am today's guest. Hy is

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Speaker 1: harder than you'd think. One single, That's how all the

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Speaker 1: rappers started. Yeah, bravery, Yeah, that's true. A lot of

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Speaker 1: people bring a backing band as you bring a string

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Speaker 1: cortex to what I'm trying to sleep? Guys, what song

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Speaker 1: was that? Um? That was? Nick Turner? Is the best?

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Speaker 1: May not be the best? Uh? Nick? Yes, you got

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Speaker 1: a new show on our network. I do. It'sed Deackheads

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Speaker 1: and it's with the best among you. Yeah, the best

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Speaker 1: of us, which I have said Anna Hosnia over one

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Speaker 1: million times. And guess what she doesn't do correct people, Nope,

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Speaker 1: she's busy. I think that should be commended. That's on

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Speaker 1: us we need to learn. Yeah, yeah, do you guys?

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Speaker 1: Say Anna? I say Anna when I when I think

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Speaker 1: about it, Yeah, you made the switch that I finally

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Speaker 1: made the switch, made the switch, and let me tell you,

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Speaker 1: it feels great. I'm never going back. All right, we're

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Speaker 1: gonna get to know you know what's weird? Hold on?

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Speaker 1: Anna did not smile once through that whole thing was

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Speaker 1: talking about. It's pretty standard for her demeanor during this show.

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Speaker 1: She the best you get is an exhausted size. It's good.

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Speaker 1: It helps keep us in check. I think we would

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Speaker 1: just go flying off the rail. No one should be

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Speaker 1: having fun. Yeah yeah, yeah, too much fun bans the baby,

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Speaker 1: go blind baby. That's right, that's what they say, right, Nick?

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Speaker 1: What is the show you? And? Oh? It's called Deckheads

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Speaker 1: and it is a about the Bravo reality show Below Deck.

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Speaker 1: We watch and recap every episode with our own special

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Speaker 1: brand humor. It is Wait, who the hell is that?

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Speaker 1: Why is she frowning so hard every time? Do not

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Speaker 1: knock your drinking? Okay, here we go again. Mom's here? Hey, hey,

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Speaker 1: super producer around. Yeah. Nick has a classic thing where

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Speaker 1: if we're recording, he'll knock his drink down. You just

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Speaker 1: had to get on my let us know. Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: below Deck is is the show we recap on Deckheads. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you guys are going from episode one? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's the whole ride. It started airing and Bravo or

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Speaker 1: Bravo's Below Deck. I was I got confused. I thought

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Speaker 1: it was the Sweet Life of Zack and Cody Below Sure,

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Speaker 1: sure we should cover that too, you should maybe? Yeahs

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Speaker 1: if we run out of episodes ever, yeah, we will

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Speaker 1: look for that. But I don't think what we're going

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Speaker 1: to because when we started this there was one spin off, Mediterranean,

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Speaker 1: it will never end below deck sailing yacht. Yeah. And

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Speaker 1: then for the sailing heads out there, yeah, sailboats as well.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing we do on the show. We do

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Speaker 1: a lot of boat facts. Boat facts. We really get

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Speaker 1: to know the world of voting was something that we

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Speaker 1: wouldn't know about a boat. And what have I taught you?

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Speaker 1: what's the inside of a boat? Right? Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 1: you stern stern Stern is the front and first of all,

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Speaker 1: something they call it what they call the butt, they

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Speaker 1: hole on the show. I think that is technical. So

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Speaker 1: the show is you'll you'll learn about. Maybe don't listen

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Speaker 1: just to learn about. But we do have the facts

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Speaker 1: correct on the show. We just can't remember them for

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Speaker 1: nautical training. Do not come to this show. But if

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Speaker 1: you want a great reality show, recap podcasts that has

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Speaker 1: we go hard most, the hardest, most palpable, chaotic energy.

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Speaker 1: I think out there we do mention that Christopher Walking

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Speaker 1: killed Natalie would Yeah, that's we talked about on the show.

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Speaker 1: Do you think that he should be he should like

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Speaker 1: say something. He should at least I think he should

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Speaker 1: really very wild Ian. Can you like they went off

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Speaker 1: on a boat trip and came back. No, Natalie would No, Natalie,

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Speaker 1: how is that a thing? How many people were on

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Speaker 1: it was it was. It makes me so mad, Wager Roberts. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: that's the sort of thing, just to taste of what

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Speaker 1: you'll get. Justice for Natalie would Yeah, justice for Natalie

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Speaker 1: tune in. Al Right, guys, uh Nick, We're gonna get

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Speaker 1: to know even more stuff about you in a moment. First,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna tell our listeners a few of the things

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Speaker 1: we're talking about. Um. Trump says the intelligence report from

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Speaker 1: his intelligence agencies about the fact that Russia's meddling on

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Speaker 1: his behalf already in the twenty election. He says, that's

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Speaker 1: a hoax. Replace the guy who reported that with a

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Speaker 1: Trump stand. We're gonna talk about Mike Bloomberg's debate performance

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Speaker 1: last week. I know there is a new debate tomorrow evening,

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Speaker 1: but people have just continued dunking on his debate performance

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Speaker 1: from last time, including his advisors. Like his advisors gave

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Speaker 1: interviews with The New York Times where they were like,

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Speaker 1: like low grade meme influencers who have been paid to

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Speaker 1: I'm doing such a good job today. You are. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's paying meme influencers. He's also paying people to just

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Speaker 1: text their friends and be like, I like Bloomberg. Man,

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Speaker 1: how about you? What do you think? What do you

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Speaker 1: think about this Bloomberg guy? You know who said not

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Speaker 1: to Bloomberg the fat Jew The first ethical thing he's

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Speaker 1: influencer and not just something that oh no, I don't please,

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Speaker 1: don't cancel me. That's like what he goes by. Yes, Um,

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Speaker 1: but he did get Jerry, which is Jerry definitive trash

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Speaker 1: like bad, and I mean they did. That's the Firefest guys. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: gonna talk some dog owner polls, all of that plenty moore.

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Speaker 1: But first Nick, we like to ask our guests, what

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Speaker 1: is something from your search history? It's feeling about who

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Speaker 1: you are, sir. Um, Yes, Um, well my I just

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Speaker 1: looked it up in my search. Um was how to

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Speaker 1: some hot hot stuff. Yeah. Well I funked up and

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Speaker 1: won a car on the prices right, and yeah today

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Speaker 1: it aired today, So this is officially the first time

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Speaker 1: I can I can talk about it. Just sucked up

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Speaker 1: it's it's out Friday Friday. Yes, yes, yes, out Friday,

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Speaker 1: February twenty one. You can check it out on your

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Speaker 1: CBS All Access. So I'll give out codes at the end.

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Speaker 1: How long did they wait? When did you actually win it?

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Speaker 1: I wanted on December, So it's been two months, a

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Speaker 1: little over two months. Uh No, I don't have it. Um,

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Speaker 1: they don't give it to you until it airs, and

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Speaker 1: A friend of mine, Tim Palazola, shout out won a

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Speaker 1: till like six months later. And it's just like this, this,

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Speaker 1: about it because it's Dream Car Week, so they got

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Speaker 1: a lot of money. They also said it would definitely

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Speaker 1: you're selling it. I'm selling it. Yes, I want to

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Speaker 1: put this out there. Yes, if anyone lives in the

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Speaker 1: southern California area and wants to buy my car, highest

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Speaker 1: price wins. It's a weird way to do it, but

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Speaker 1: highest bid, I guess, you know, in the spirit of

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Speaker 1: the show. Um, well that's awesome. Yeah, congratulations. Did you

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Speaker 1: was basically almost nothing I had to do because I

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Speaker 1: just rolled everything right. And do you have any secrets

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Speaker 1: for how to get on the prises right? Yes? Absolutely? Uh. Well,

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Speaker 1: I went as part of my my other pie cast,

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Speaker 1: Get Rich Nick, where every week we tried a different

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Speaker 1: way to get rich Quickly, we interviewed my co host

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Speaker 1: Nick Vaderat's college roommate and he had won a car

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Speaker 1: on Prices Right, So we interview him. He gives us

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Speaker 1: and I used them, and I got on and, um,

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Speaker 1: here's a big tip, lie about what you do and

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Speaker 1: where you live if you live here and you're in

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Speaker 1: the entertainment business. So I said that I was a

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Speaker 1: karaoke host from Richmond, Virginia, because I thought that would mean,

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Speaker 1: Yang wanted to do right exactly, but I mean that

422
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Speaker 1: was an actual plan that made sense of the policy,

423
00:27:31,720 --> 00:27:35,200
Speaker 1: whereas Bloomberg is just just throwing money at the youth,

424
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 1: turning money. He's literally just making it rain on the

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Speaker 1: United States. Yeah, this Jerry Immediate thing. I'm like, they

426
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Speaker 1: just I feel like once people called them out for

427
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,879
Speaker 1: fire Festival, They're like, we're fuck it, We're going full chaos.

428
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:52,720
Speaker 1: We'll take money from anyone, the chaotic evil. Yes, So

429
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Speaker 1: they he's been paying like meme words like the people Yeah,

430
00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:04,560
Speaker 1: to to make really like confusing memes that aren't like

431
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,800
Speaker 1: good in any way. Don't say anything good about Mike

432
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,199
Speaker 1: Bloomberg again, or just I understand you're not laughing at

433
00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:13,520
Speaker 1: these memes, right, Like one of them that we talked about,

434
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 1: but we were confused as to weather it was an

435
00:28:16,320 --> 00:28:21,159
Speaker 1: actual ad is from the Grape Juice Boys. Uh, And

436
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:27,840
Speaker 1: it's basically, uh, Mike Bloomberg saying can you post an

437
00:28:27,840 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: original meme to make me look cool for the Democratic primary?

438
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: And they're like, no, we don't like your vibe because

439
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,960
Speaker 1: that's what you would say to him. And then he says,

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00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: I put Lamborghini doors on the Escalade and they say

441
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 1: what because it's a confusing and nonsensical thing, and by

442
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 1: Mike Bloomberg. Yeah, it's paid for by Mike Bloomberg. So

443
00:28:48,880 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: we were like, wait, where are they making fun of

444
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:53,600
Speaker 1: funk Jerry by doing that, like just being like this

445
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 1: is absurd, But no, it's an actual ad. And the

446
00:28:58,240 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: person who made it, like some social media influencer, was like,

447
00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,920
Speaker 1: it's the most successful ad that I've ever posted, and

448
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:09,000
Speaker 1: I think a lot of it came from people being

449
00:29:09,120 --> 00:29:12,120
Speaker 1: confused whether or not it was real. Well, yeah, there's

450
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: other ones. There's that Tank Sinatra one that is like

451
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,200
Speaker 1: Mike bloom there like the format of all of them

452
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: is their d m s from Mike Bloomberg. And then

453
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:25,040
Speaker 1: there's one where Mike Bloomberg sends this meme account a

454
00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: meme of Bernie Sanders. It's too much. Yeah, it's too much. Yeah,

455
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:32,080
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's got that like Putin thing where

456
00:29:32,240 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 1: he creates enough weirdness that you don't know what is

457
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 1: real and what isn't. But it doesn't like with Putin,

458
00:29:39,320 --> 00:29:41,520
Speaker 1: it's always like oh yeah, he's like selling chaosk to

459
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: undermine the Western world. And uh, you know, at least

460
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 1: contribute to Russia's power with this. I don't understand how

461
00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:55,719
Speaker 1: it does anything. Yeah, it's just like put Bloomberg's name

462
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 1: in your head. I guess he's just wrong. I don't know. Well,

463
00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: speaking of Meg Right, who runs the Fun Jerry campaign,

464
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Speaker 1: I guess that it's been like reported somewhere that Bloomberg

465
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: has been trying to hire comedy writers, which could mean anything,

466
00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:12,960
Speaker 1: but like people are trying to figure out who he's

467
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: like employing to uh mastermind these like memes and other

468
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:20,920
Speaker 1: ship is also well, the most successful thing in his

469
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,560
Speaker 1: campaign so far was that um that you ceb crowd

470
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Speaker 1: doing the Bloomberg dance right, which was making was with

471
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Speaker 1: Nick and Brad making those moves like Bloomberg, I got

472
00:30:34,680 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: the move. Yeah, that was that was That was a

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Speaker 1: joke where the joke was, could you imagine if somebody

474
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Speaker 1: was actually passionate about Mike bloomberg candidacy And that was

475
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Speaker 1: a joke. That was a double joke because they were

476
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 1: also making fun of Pete bodhas supporters doing that shitty

477
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: dance right, So I mean that point is bloombergher cut

478
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: a check to Nick and Brad yeah. Um. It was

479
00:30:57,720 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 1: reported this week that as a report of the last

480
00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: week that Bloomberg was going to be paying people to

481
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:06,880
Speaker 1: literally just text their friends about how great Bloomberg is. Um.

482
00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:11,520
Speaker 1: They're called deputy field organizers. They're paid hundred dollars a

483
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:16,080
Speaker 1: month for twenty to thirty hours a week to bother

484
00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:18,840
Speaker 1: their friends and loved ones with texts about Bloomberg. I

485
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:23,040
Speaker 1: hope I get a message from an X. Hey, Jamie,

486
00:31:23,040 --> 00:31:26,920
Speaker 1: I haven't talked of Jesus. Yeah. It's kind of a bummer.

487
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,400
Speaker 1: It's uh what our world has come to. And I mean,

488
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: there are these apps that apparently the Republicans used them

489
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:39,920
Speaker 1: too great effect in uh in the election. There was

490
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: one called oh my god, She's not sure she understands

491
00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:52,880
Speaker 1: she's making fun of me. Why am I being escorted out?

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00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: Nobody undermine? So there is uh an app that was

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Speaker 1: called you campaign was lowercase U campaign that the Republicans used.

494
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,960
Speaker 1: And so they are these new apps that the Democrats

495
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 1: used in the mid terms called out vote, and it's

496
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 1: basically just apps that you put into your smartphone and

497
00:32:18,720 --> 00:32:22,640
Speaker 1: it looks through your contacts and like matches contacts with

498
00:32:22,800 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 1: voter databases, which seems wildly invasive, but at the same

499
00:32:27,360 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: time could be an effective way to get voters out

500
00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:35,120
Speaker 1: who you know and love and you know, help mobilize

501
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: for the candidate you like. But because they're doing it

502
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:43,200
Speaker 1: for the Bloomberg campaign, people are just doing it because

503
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: they are being paid, and it's making it way less effective.

504
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:50,400
Speaker 1: Like they found that people who are doing volunteer work

505
00:32:50,640 --> 00:32:53,400
Speaker 1: because they want to, as opposed to, you know, being

506
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:58,120
Speaker 1: paid to do work on behalf of a a campaign

507
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,680
Speaker 1: like the vol on tears, are actually way way more

508
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:06,560
Speaker 1: effective because they're actually motivated and like every single little

509
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 1: thing that they do. It's so fucking dystopian. Yeah. I mean,

510
00:33:13,280 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 1: he's basically using an effective technology but adding his billions

511
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,120
Speaker 1: of dollars to make it no longer effective. He should

512
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:25,520
Speaker 1: do cameos. That would be dope. Yeah. You know, if

513
00:33:25,560 --> 00:33:27,880
Speaker 1: someone doesn't answer your cameo and they miss it, they

514
00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:31,080
Speaker 1: still have to do it and then it's free. That's yeah.

515
00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: So you just gotta choose a cameo person who's on vacation. Yeah,

516
00:33:36,080 --> 00:33:38,840
Speaker 1: it seems like, oh, maybe this person wouldn't be very

517
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Speaker 1: on top of their cameos and then you get for free.

518
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: That's so sad. I know what's kind of mean, don't

519
00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: you know? Camera? I don't think like they learn it

520
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: but right before they film it, you know, and they're like, hey,

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00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: free one, Hey, happy birthday, Todd your piece of ship?

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00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: I think she wait, you did that? Yes with it?

523
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:07,080
Speaker 1: Well I did it with Caroline Callaway. Yeah, she was.

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00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,200
Speaker 1: She it was fun. She was got bessive aggressive in

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00:34:10,239 --> 00:34:14,480
Speaker 1: it at all. It was fun. How much is it,

526
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:21,240
Speaker 1: Caroline Galloways? Fifty bucks? Yeah, just do an entire episode

527
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,640
Speaker 1: of this show, or or a segment on the show

528
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,839
Speaker 1: where we just go through people's cameo rates too, as

529
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 1: like that's like their Q rating would shock you. Dude,

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00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:34,640
Speaker 1: Billy's ain't charges five bucks on cameo because that line

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00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 1: from zoo Lander and people are like that would be tight.

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00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:41,600
Speaker 1: You know. You can just say on cameo like, Hi,

533
00:34:41,719 --> 00:34:43,640
Speaker 1: I'm a thousand dollars. No one'll ever buy you. But

534
00:34:43,719 --> 00:34:45,320
Speaker 1: every time someone looks at you'd be like, wow, he

535
00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 1: must be doing great, right, let me hire him for

536
00:34:49,040 --> 00:34:55,520
Speaker 1: a million dosa. Apps is the most successful actor in Hollywood. Um,

537
00:34:56,040 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: Tom Hanks is sixty dollars. He just likes to He

538
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 1: likes to get out there and mix it. Up. Yeah,

539
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:07,439
Speaker 1: he waits too long on purpose. Yeah. Um, but that's

540
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,080
Speaker 1: a good I like that strategy. It's like a benign

541
00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: version of all these things people are doing where they

542
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:17,279
Speaker 1: watch celebrities social media and then rob them when they

543
00:35:17,360 --> 00:35:20,520
Speaker 1: know where they are and they have a lot of Yeah, yeah,

544
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:27,759
Speaker 1: it's happening, like with murders. Yeah, very set. Let's talk

545
00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 1: about Trump's wall because they are so have you guys

546
00:35:33,360 --> 00:35:37,680
Speaker 1: gotten your real ideas? Yeah, I've not been asked for

547
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,399
Speaker 1: my idea and okay, sometimes, well I got mine because

548
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,120
Speaker 1: I lose my idea every six months. Wait, this is

549
00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:45,319
Speaker 1: the one where you need to fly with a real

550
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:49,399
Speaker 1: idea when the date it is October of this year.

551
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 1: And so this is all part of an act that

552
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:57,360
Speaker 1: was passed in two thousand five. Uh and it was

553
00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: condemned by the A c l U back when we

554
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,759
Speaker 1: didn't pay attention to what they said because we're still

555
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: mad about two about nine eleven. Uh So it requires

556
00:36:07,239 --> 00:36:11,720
Speaker 1: federally approved i D for air travel, which has taken

557
00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: them fifteen years to Like they were like, Okay, we're

558
00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: gonna need a long time because the d m B

559
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:21,560
Speaker 1: is not the fastest place in the world. But they

560
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: are this law also was just like and the federal

561
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 1: government can break any law they want. Uh, so they're

562
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,759
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, I mean in the name of uh

563
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:36,400
Speaker 1: homeland security, they can. They have the authority at a

564
00:36:36,480 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 1: way of all legal requirements. And the Trump administration is

565
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 1: using that to do some wild ship with the wall

566
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,080
Speaker 1: on the southern border. The building of the wall. Uh.

567
00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 1: They are making it so they can just like ram

568
00:36:51,040 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 1: through uh all these like deals with construction companies uh

569
00:36:56,200 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: and contractors. They are dynamiting burial grounds of Native people's

570
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 1: to build their wall, just all sorts of horrifying stuff

571
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 1: that will hopefully leave Donald Trump haunted for generations and

572
00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:19,040
Speaker 1: generations of his family. They're gonna feel not not like

573
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:22,960
Speaker 1: haunted like oh he's so haunted by that experience, but

574
00:37:23,080 --> 00:37:27,520
Speaker 1: like literally haunted by by the poulter Geist ghost because

575
00:37:27,680 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: he's literally he's blowing up like quote sacred areas of

576
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: the of like Native American like bone fragments of indigenous

577
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:43,160
Speaker 1: fighters or have been discovered there, and they're just like

578
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,799
Speaker 1: dynamiting it to build a wall to keep people who

579
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Speaker 1: aren't white out of the United States. Jesus Christ, Well,

580
00:37:51,680 --> 00:37:54,360
Speaker 1: you make it seem like it's bad. Right, Yeah, but

581
00:37:54,520 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: on the other hand, probably looks pretty cool. So jeez,

582
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Speaker 1: I second, Wenna, put my head down. I don't. We

583
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:07,319
Speaker 1: can't when you're saying all of our earlier talk about

584
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Speaker 1: who should be the demnominee that that doesn't matter, and

585
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:11,600
Speaker 1: then we're like, oh, the election is going to be

586
00:38:11,680 --> 00:38:17,400
Speaker 1: stolen again. But right, Bloomberg means is kind of funny. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Um,

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00:38:17,600 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: and they're also doing ship that's bad for the environment.

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00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,399
Speaker 1: All right, that's it. I swear I'm not gonna say

589
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: anymore depressing stuff. All right, guys, let's take a quick

590
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:29,279
Speaker 1: break and we'll be right back with a little bit

591
00:38:29,920 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: of a little depressed, more depressing stuff that coronavirus and

592
00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:49,560
Speaker 1: we're back. So one piece of good news. They are

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Speaker 1: bringing the smiles back to the White House correspondence dinner.

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00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:56,319
Speaker 1: What do you mean they haven't had a comedian there

595
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:59,239
Speaker 1: in a long time. Last year? Was it's been what

596
00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,120
Speaker 1: they didn't have one year? Yeah, it's been historians it

597
00:39:02,239 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 1: was two years. I think Mitchell was two years ago.

598
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:12,600
Speaker 1: So confusing now, but I'm pretty sure. Anyways, Keenan Thompson

599
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:18,400
Speaker 1: and Hasa Minaj are going to host this year and

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00:39:18,760 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 1: Trump will be there, so nobody, no harm, no foul.

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Speaker 1: Hassan the year before, Michelle, I don't know, let's see,

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00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:32,319
Speaker 1: um what I feel like he's done it before. Yes,

603
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:37,120
Speaker 1: he has done it before. Um, well I wish him

604
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,719
Speaker 1: a lot of luck. Yeah, me too. I mean it's

605
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: much lower stakes when the President is in the room.

606
00:39:42,239 --> 00:39:44,560
Speaker 1: But yeah, Also the softballs from S n L. You know,

607
00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,319
Speaker 1: they're a lot softer than from the Daily Show people.

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00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,719
Speaker 1: So there it'll be that is really like the least

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00:39:51,760 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: threatening of of anyone. Yeah, I think that's actually good

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00:39:55,080 --> 00:40:00,239
Speaker 1: news for it's more smiling and dancing. Yeah, who would

611
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:05,760
Speaker 1: be the least threatening Jimmy Fallon, Colin Joseph. Yeah, Jimmy

612
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,560
Speaker 1: Fallon with a kiss Trump on the mouth or something like. Yeah,

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00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:12,919
Speaker 1: that would be funny because he probably dressed like a yeah,

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Speaker 1: you'd beat It's all jokes say, sorry, Mr Prez. He'll

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00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: definitely be yeah, older like impress there there's one guy

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Speaker 1: who I think Reagan or H. W. Bush used who

617
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,520
Speaker 1: was like, uh, he just did impressions of like fifties

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00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: era celebrities a little yeah, yeah, little yeah. Um. The

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Speaker 1: astros cheated at baseball. As we all know, we've talked

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Speaker 1: about the fact that they were using trash cans and

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Speaker 1: buzzers to cheat at uh, you know, to find out

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00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: when and off speed pitch is coming. Lebron James tweeted

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Speaker 1: out the fact that the commissioner of the Major League

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Speaker 1: Baseball didn't do anything. He was just like, yeah, whatever,

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00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: it's no big deal. Uh he just the Astros one

626
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 1: of the Yankees, right, yeah, exactly. Um, but yeah, he's like,

627
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,640
Speaker 1: do something, man, this is like bad for sports in general.

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Speaker 1: He is kind of as close to a czar of

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Speaker 1: professional sports as as America has. So uh. I like

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00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:31,319
Speaker 1: the Astros cheating scandals sound like almost identical to how

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Speaker 1: them How they used to cheat on who wants to

632
00:41:33,719 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 1: be a millionaire? Oh? Really? Yeah, they had like a

633
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: cough cough system in place to cheat on it wants

634
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:40,440
Speaker 1: to be There was like a married couple that like

635
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:43,840
Speaker 1: they both ended up winning because they had their spouse

636
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 1: coughing in the audience. Pretty smart. Did they take the

637
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,360
Speaker 1: money away? Did they take Yeah? They did? Wow. You know,

638
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:56,320
Speaker 1: you hate it when people use and abuse game shows.

639
00:41:56,440 --> 00:42:00,080
Speaker 1: You know a lot of people the right way, and

640
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:03,759
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's hard to win if anyone's interested in

641
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:09,520
Speaker 1: buying Nick's car, We please stop making me Google sell

642
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: this thing. There's no information on how to sell a

643
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: brand new car because no one is trying to do

644
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:20,600
Speaker 1: it right. Generally people have just bought that. Are there

645
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: tax implications that you have to watch out for that?

646
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:28,080
Speaker 1: You got to play the taxes and you're there's no

647
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,600
Speaker 1: cash equivalent. You either take the car and pay the taxes,

648
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 1: or you don't take the car. You can just deny.

649
00:42:34,880 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 1: But a lot of people don't take prizes if they're

650
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:46,960
Speaker 1: stupid but expensive, right, like a trip somewhere close. Um, Nick,

651
00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,400
Speaker 1: do you have a dog? I do have a dog, Cheeta,

652
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:53,120
Speaker 1: most beautiful dog in the world. And we of course

653
00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:59,840
Speaker 1: know about Jamie's dog, Sonny. Sonny is a dog. Is

654
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: a dog. It's sunny, well sunny, yeah. Sonny came on

655
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:06,720
Speaker 1: stage at my show last night to tend to endorse

656
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:11,640
Speaker 1: Biden again, and it's frustrating because it's hard, it's hard

657
00:43:11,640 --> 00:43:14,240
Speaker 1: to get stage time in this town. And then hious

658
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: just come on they start endorsing Joe Biden, and I'm like, well, great,

659
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,880
Speaker 1: only you know nine minutes and he fucking used eight

660
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 1: of them. So you were just doing stand up and

661
00:43:25,239 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: Sonny kind of barged on and yeah, I was at

662
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: the theater. My boyfriend worked out and he was upstairs,

663
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,680
Speaker 1: and so you just marched downstairs and fucking took the mic.

664
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:35,399
Speaker 1: It was ridiculous, and he started to get people really

665
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: excited about about the Biden campaign as well. He kept

666
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 1: saying Pete is a radical, he must be stopped, and

667
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 1: people agreed. Interesting, Um, wait, Pete is a radical. Yeah,

668
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:51,399
Speaker 1: that sunny is my platform. Pete is a radical. Pete

669
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 1: is too far left. He has gotten too far this time.

670
00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I wonder, like at the Pete campaign, at

671
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:01,319
Speaker 1: the Cloba Shark campaign, if they there, you know, war

672
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:06,319
Speaker 1: room is just them talking shit about like the other.

673
00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: Like Amy Klobars whole strategy is focused on Pete and

674
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: vice versa. She's a terror behind closed doors. There's so

675
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 1: mean to each other. The clip I it's like Battle

676
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: of the Centrists. It's wild. Yeah, it's fun. It's fun

677
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: to watch that. That look that Amy klob shot whatever Stafford.

678
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: She was going to snap the neck up and like

679
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 1: eat for dinner after she didn't remember the name of

680
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:38,040
Speaker 1: the Mexican president, you mean President Loprez he was. He

681
00:44:38,239 --> 00:44:42,200
Speaker 1: was like, I knew it. Of course, Pete, You're perfect,

682
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,919
Speaker 1: aren't you? Anyway, Sony says Pete the Radical, So yeah.

683
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: Um well, anyways, there's a new dog owner poll a

684
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:53,560
Speaker 1: rover dot com pole is out and um, I don't

685
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,600
Speaker 1: know how revealing any of this stuff is, but it

686
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:59,879
Speaker 1: revealed some things, uh, to some people about dog owner.

687
00:45:00,120 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: The study shows that sixty percent of dog owners admit

688
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: to taking more photos of their dog than their significant other. Yeah.

689
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:13,600
Speaker 1: I mean that's yeah, Well because your dog never says

690
00:45:13,840 --> 00:45:20,800
Speaker 1: oh no, I look terrible. Yeah. Um. Of dog owners

691
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:23,719
Speaker 1: consider their dogs to be part of their family. Um

692
00:45:24,280 --> 00:45:27,839
Speaker 1: and fifty six greet their dog as soon as they

693
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,279
Speaker 1: walk in the door, usually before saying hello to the

694
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 1: rest of their face. Well, if anyone else would jump

695
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:36,880
Speaker 1: on my face door, they'd get it first to The

696
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: dogs are cheating there when you think about it, dogs

697
00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 1: are the only burden that are fun. I like, I like,

698
00:45:43,719 --> 00:45:47,919
Speaker 1: what a big burden my dog is. Yeah. Um, also

699
00:45:47,960 --> 00:45:50,320
Speaker 1: shout out to my Rover fam. We did an episode

700
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 1: for Rover and I'm a licensed registered Rover walker. Wait, really,

701
00:45:56,400 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 1: it's not worth it spoiler it on that episode. Don't

702
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:05,000
Speaker 1: do that? What just too much of a pain in

703
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,000
Speaker 1: the act. It's just not worth Yeah, it's not worth

704
00:46:07,080 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: the money. And then like sometimes I had a woman

705
00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: do a little too much heroin while I was in

706
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: the middle of walking her dog and I had to

707
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,280
Speaker 1: uh lie my way into the building and then find

708
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 1: the landlord and then get her her door number and

709
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: then go and then knocking her door a bunch of

710
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 1: times before she finally answered, and she's like, what's going on?

711
00:46:31,640 --> 00:46:34,440
Speaker 1: And I was like, I have your dog and I

712
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:39,880
Speaker 1: saw you. She said, oh, are you mad at me?

713
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:47,360
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm probably not getting a tip. Huh. Anyway,

714
00:46:47,680 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 1: holy shit, Wait, had you just seen her? Like I

715
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 1: saw she was perfectly fine. Um? And then you know

716
00:46:56,360 --> 00:46:59,719
Speaker 1: she was not on heroin and um. And then when

717
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: I pretty quickly and I was texting with her, you know, beforehand,

718
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: and then afterwards I was like, hey, I'm back. I

719
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:11,960
Speaker 1: texted her and then she texted back wrong number directly above.

720
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:13,920
Speaker 1: And then when I knocked on her door, there was

721
00:47:13,960 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: another dog in there, just barking very loudly every time

722
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,920
Speaker 1: I knocked at the door. And then she said she

723
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:25,360
Speaker 1: said to her dog, shush. She tried to give me

724
00:47:25,440 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 1: a dog. Yeah, she was like it was a new dog.

725
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:31,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what her story was, but it evolved

726
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 1: heroin dogs can deal drugs. That was her drug dealer. UM.

727
00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: All right, let's move on to the coronavirus outbreak. Obviously

728
00:47:46,760 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: a tricky subject because a lot of the you know,

729
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,920
Speaker 1: bad news around this has included some weird you know,

730
00:47:56,160 --> 00:48:02,320
Speaker 1: quasi racism or um some pretty a few travel bands.

731
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:09,320
Speaker 1: But there there's just there's some aspects of the outbreak

732
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 1: and the way it's being covered, in the way it's

733
00:48:11,719 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: being treated, UH that have the ring of you know,

734
00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: they they feel like sort of End Times type ship. Yeah.

735
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,319
Speaker 1: The way it's been I mean, the way it's been

736
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:25,040
Speaker 1: being covered has been in a lot of cases like

737
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 1: pretty overtly racist and xenophobic. And there's even been um

738
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:35,000
Speaker 1: some uh, some data that UH says that UM business

739
00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: has like fallen in chinatowns across the country, which has

740
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: you know, nothing to do with anything, and it's just

741
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 1: straight up xenophobic. UM. I think that like something interesting

742
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,520
Speaker 1: about UH and and like upsetting about the way that

743
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,759
Speaker 1: this story has kind of been developing. It's just that

744
00:48:50,960 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 1: like there's been disease spreading since the beginning of time

745
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:57,200
Speaker 1: and people are still fucking it up in such basic

746
00:48:57,320 --> 00:49:01,399
Speaker 1: ways that are there have been two like major quarantines.

747
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:04,239
Speaker 1: So where things are at right now is there's been

748
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: over seventy six cases diagnosed, which is a lot. Uh,

749
00:49:07,880 --> 00:49:13,000
Speaker 1: there's been as of right now, people have died, but

750
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: like four perspective, CDC says that about like over fifty

751
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,800
Speaker 1: people die of the flu every year, so the casualty

752
00:49:19,920 --> 00:49:22,719
Speaker 1: rate is actually I mean, yeah, we talked about that,

753
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: like because I kept bringing that up and being like,

754
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: it's not as deadly as the flu when this first

755
00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: started it happening, but people yeah, and people have just

756
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:35,280
Speaker 1: talked about how it's more about this is just qualitatively

757
00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 1: and quantitatively like completely different from the flu because it's

758
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:42,360
Speaker 1: a thing that we don't have any experience with and

759
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: it's spreading fast and nothing scarier than when the doctors

760
00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:52,600
Speaker 1: are dying. Right, yes, y uh so the I think

761
00:49:52,680 --> 00:49:56,480
Speaker 1: the most like the biggest quarantine story took place on

762
00:49:56,560 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: a cruise ship. Uh that where as of this recording,

763
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,200
Speaker 1: people have just been getting off the cruise ship, but

764
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:07,120
Speaker 1: they were quarantine on the cruise ship where the virus

765
00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:10,040
Speaker 1: was located for over two weeks and they were just docked.

766
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:13,879
Speaker 1: So is the Diamond Princess. You're carrying thirty seven hundred

767
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:18,319
Speaker 1: passengers and crew. Uh there were over six hundred people

768
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: confirmed with coronavirus by the end, and there was a

769
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 1: pretty good piece about it on BuzzFeed Nudes News Nudes.

770
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:28,160
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love BuzzFeed. I forgot there was

771
00:50:28,200 --> 00:50:32,280
Speaker 1: a regular BuzzFeed. Yeah, spend so much time on BuzzFeed.

772
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:38,799
Speaker 1: I do one story. Okay, okay, So there's a good

773
00:50:38,840 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: story on BuzzFeed nudes about UM. How basically just UM

774
00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:47,960
Speaker 1: where you quarantine people makes a really big difference of

775
00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:50,320
Speaker 1: how effective the quarantine is, which is kind of I

776
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: guess basic stuff. And it's kind of it's kind of

777
00:50:53,440 --> 00:50:56,839
Speaker 1: alarming that this cruise ship quarantine went on for as

778
00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 1: long as it did because just like the ways that UM,

779
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 1: like air travels and like whatever, the ventilation on the

780
00:51:04,080 --> 00:51:07,080
Speaker 1: ship makes it like you can't really quarantine yourself from

781
00:51:07,120 --> 00:51:09,399
Speaker 1: the disease, and so it spread faster than it would

782
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:13,160
Speaker 1: have if they had docked and let people off, So

783
00:51:13,239 --> 00:51:15,239
Speaker 1: it became a whole thing. There was a separate quarantine

784
00:51:15,719 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 1: uh in on a naval base in upstate California that

785
00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: I think UM contain the disease a little better. But

786
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: again they're just like, no one's prepared for a quarantine. Yeah,

787
00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,040
Speaker 1: I mean all the places to be stuck with people

788
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 1: with this disease that nobody understands that is deadly. Uh

789
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:37,920
Speaker 1: like a cruise ship the thing where viruses and like

790
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:43,879
Speaker 1: disease and stomach ailments notoriously like spread so quickly. Uh Yeah,

791
00:51:43,960 --> 00:51:46,360
Speaker 1: it's like, why why don't we put you will quarantine

792
00:51:46,400 --> 00:51:50,480
Speaker 1: you all in a bull pit and it's and it's

793
00:51:50,560 --> 00:51:53,399
Speaker 1: like there are over six hundred cases and only two

794
00:51:53,719 --> 00:51:56,400
Speaker 1: casualties that we know of. But it just seems like,

795
00:51:56,640 --> 00:51:58,960
Speaker 1: just based on all the reporting that's been done, that

796
00:51:59,120 --> 00:52:02,560
Speaker 1: it was preventable, but that people are just like not

797
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:05,480
Speaker 1: ready for for an outbreak like this. They don't know

798
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:07,359
Speaker 1: what to do, so they're like, just stay where you are,

799
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 1: and then more people get sick. People always wonder why

800
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:13,880
Speaker 1: comedians hate performing on cruise ships so much. There's a

801
00:52:13,960 --> 00:52:18,320
Speaker 1: guy on that ship right now doing performances. Oh my god,

802
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,640
Speaker 1: but he's going to come off and he's going to

803
00:52:23,719 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 1: have the best coronavirus material just like such good tight ship. Um. Yeah,

804
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:32,000
Speaker 1: I mean I think a lot of it might have

805
00:52:32,320 --> 00:52:36,160
Speaker 1: more to do with like, well, here has the coronavirus.

806
00:52:37,760 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 1: I think it might have to do with coronavirus only

807
00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: performances Like there there was a carnival cruise westerd M

808
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:51,880
Speaker 1: cruise ship which eventually docked in Cambodia, but have been

809
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:55,640
Speaker 1: turned away at other ports because of you know, people

810
00:52:55,719 --> 00:53:00,120
Speaker 1: were concerned about the virus getting out. Um. So I

811
00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:02,759
Speaker 1: think that could be what's happening is like it's not

812
00:53:02,960 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 1: that we think it's a good place to quarantine the

813
00:53:06,040 --> 00:53:08,080
Speaker 1: non sick people who are on the cruise ship. It's

814
00:53:08,160 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 1: that like we're just like, yeah, y'all, stay the funk

815
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 1: out there away from me. This has to be taking

816
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: a toll on Corona's sales. Yeah, I think it is.

817
00:53:18,040 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 1: I think for certain it is. I think it's taking

818
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 1: a toll on the global economy. When there was a

819
00:53:24,320 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 1: New York Times um graphic or like animation that was

820
00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:31,600
Speaker 1: showing like what flights look like at a on a

821
00:53:31,719 --> 00:53:35,440
Speaker 1: normal day, like just with a little uh dot representing

822
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:39,520
Speaker 1: a flight like around China, and then during this outbreak

823
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,040
Speaker 1: and it's just well, I mean even I've I've been

824
00:53:42,440 --> 00:53:44,279
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm sure you you've seen a two jack

825
00:53:44,360 --> 00:53:46,279
Speaker 1: like I've been touring for the past like a month

826
00:53:46,320 --> 00:53:48,520
Speaker 1: and a half or so, and the way that people

827
00:53:48,560 --> 00:53:51,600
Speaker 1: are like suiting up at airports is different, Like there's

828
00:53:51,600 --> 00:53:54,640
Speaker 1: a lot of face masks at the airport. Like, yeah,

829
00:53:54,680 --> 00:54:01,279
Speaker 1: you can definitely see the the coronavirus is impact. Yeah, absolutely, yeah, absolutely,

830
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,160
Speaker 1: Jamie Jack, we've been on tour, We've been on the road,

831
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:11,560
Speaker 1: like plug those dates again. Um, well, ship everybody stay safe.

832
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: Just wash your fucking hands. Don't be mean to other people.

833
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:19,399
Speaker 1: Just wash your hands. How about that? Um? Is that? Okay? Finally? Yeah,

834
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:25,960
Speaker 1: hands and wear a jackets for christ sakes, it's cold out.

835
00:54:26,320 --> 00:54:30,560
Speaker 1: I'm gonna catch a chill. Uh. Nick, Yes, it's been

836
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:33,239
Speaker 1: a pleasure as always having a Frank so much for

837
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:35,359
Speaker 1: having me. This is a good one. Where can people

838
00:54:35,400 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: find you? Follow you? Um, you can find me at

839
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:43,040
Speaker 1: Nick's Turners on the Socials and Nick's Turners at Nick's Turners. Yeah,

840
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:47,600
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it. Check out Deckheads,

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Speaker 1: check out Get Rich Nick uh and uh, and that's it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and go check out Deckheads. Listen to it, love it,

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Speaker 1: and then write a five star reviews five any any

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Speaker 1: comedy podcast when it first comes out, you get a

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Speaker 1: lot of people who don't know what comedy is and

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Speaker 1: are like, hey, what the hell, what's all this laughter?

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Speaker 1: I didn't get I didn't read these reviews. What reviews

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Speaker 1: are you getting? Um? But they're great? Yeah. Yeah. Also,

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Speaker 1: I often say on the show, Uh, if you want

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Speaker 1: to write us in any way, if you want to

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Speaker 1: talk to us, we will only read messages that are

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Speaker 1: in five star reviews on it. Yeah, that's gonna be

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Speaker 1: my policy to unless you mentioned me in a tweet,

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Speaker 1: which I read every single one of them the second

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Speaker 1: they go up, like somebody said that wasn't cool. Um,

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Speaker 1: please don't add myself. Nick, Yes, what is a tweet

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Speaker 1: you've been enjoying or some other work of social media? Yes,

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Speaker 1: I have some tweets, more than one. Um. A light

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Speaker 1: of the New York comedy scene passed away overnight. Um.

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Speaker 1: Steve Whalen, Mr Jokes, as he has known, an old

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Speaker 1: school comedian type, unapologetically himself. This dude is fucking hilarious

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Speaker 1: and fucking great, and he's going to be sorely missed.

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Speaker 1: And you can't really take in Steve's humor with one tweet.

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Speaker 1: So I'm gonna I'm gonna read a few This is

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Speaker 1: a man who is not afraid to tell you when

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Speaker 1: a punch line is Okay, Um, alright, where did I

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Speaker 1: and now I've had it up for one hour? Okay,

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Speaker 1: here we go. Steve a parasite defeated the irishman sounds

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Speaker 1: like my agent. My mother's name is Miranda, because anything

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Speaker 1: I say can and will be used against me, Madonna

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Speaker 1: like a virgin. I don't think so me. What sandwich

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Speaker 1: shop is this them? Sir? This is an Arby's Boy

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Speaker 1: of Psational comedy is done by so many white people.

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Speaker 1: They shouldn't say yes, and they should say no, but no,

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Speaker 1: but white people. When I go get my shoes shine,

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Speaker 1: I find that I have already eaten them because shoes

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Speaker 1: are dried cow leather. Incredible. Alright, pe Steve Whale and

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Speaker 1: I love you buddy. Um Jamie, Yeah, where can people

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Speaker 1: find you? Follow you? I can find me on Twitter

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00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:35,640
Speaker 1: dot com at Jamie Loft just help. On Instagram at

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Speaker 1: Jamie Cary Superstar. You can listen to my year in Mensa.

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Speaker 1: Uh uh and uh that's all I gotta say. Oh

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Speaker 1: you listen to the Betel Cast. That's four years and

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00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:50,800
Speaker 1: it's so good. It's so good. Um, also a great

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Speaker 1: live show if people ever get a chance to, Yeah,

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00:57:53,280 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 1: you should. We're gonna be in We're gonna in Austin

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Speaker 1: in April because I'm going to officiate stranger's wedding. I

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Speaker 1: know that a stranger who is a fan through the

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Speaker 1: podcast or just a stranger, I believe a fan of

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Speaker 1: ze guy was like, will you officiate my wedding? I

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Speaker 1: was like, I've never been a texting ship. So I

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Speaker 1: had a Zeitgeist fan contact me and asked me to

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Speaker 1: to put his dog down. Um, so I'm getting differentiate er.

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Speaker 1: When you get officiated, you are also licensed to kill nogs.

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Speaker 1: Something I don't tell you. Um. Is there a tweet

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00:58:28,520 --> 00:58:31,080
Speaker 1: or some other work of social media you've been enjoying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: this is a quote tweet. It's hard to talk about

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Speaker 1: a quote tweet, but I'll try. Uh. There there was

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Speaker 1: a quick we didn't get to it today, but there's

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Speaker 1: a story about how Martin Scorsese wrote Bong juneho congratulations.

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00:58:42,960 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: Note that was very sinister. Uh, and it said my

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00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: favorite quote from is quote you've done well now rest.

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Speaker 1: I know that's something that you say to somebody right

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Speaker 1: before you twist their head. Really and say into their

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Speaker 1: ear as they die, You've done well. Now rest and

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Speaker 1: so at Annie wu. Uh is that holy ship Scorsese's

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Speaker 1: going to kill? You know? Made me laugh? Um some

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Speaker 1: tweets I've been enjoying. Check I'm sorry, what tweets have

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Speaker 1: you been enjoying? Oh my god? Um end of an

910
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Speaker 1: era at Cracked? Jason quote David Wong Pargeon at John

911
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Speaker 1: Dyes at the End tweeted, I'm walking away from Cracked.

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Speaker 1: Here's my disappointingly drama free announcement. Uh. He's been being

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Speaker 1: like the executive editor and like the hardest working person

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Speaker 1: I've ever worked with or encountered for the past ten years,

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Speaker 1: despite being a best selling author who doesn't didn't need it,

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Speaker 1: but just like out of a sense of I don't

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Speaker 1: know ownership of the site. And so he's deciding to

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Speaker 1: step away from it and really uh smart, funny, hard

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Speaker 1: work kind person. So people should follow him at John

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Speaker 1: Dyes at the End or at John Dyes at the

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Speaker 1: e n because he couldn't spell it the whole name

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Speaker 1: of his novel. Uh uh if you don't already to

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Speaker 1: see what he's up to, uh next um. And then

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Speaker 1: I also liked a tweet from uh former Cracked writer

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Speaker 1: editor Christie Harrison at here and i'd who tweeted, sorry

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Speaker 1: if I've already asked this question a thousand times, but

927
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Speaker 1: do people know how hot Stevie Wonder was back in

928
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Speaker 1: the seventies And he was holy shit, yeah he really was. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: very very good looking dude. Um. And then Natalie Schuer,

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Speaker 1: who's a great uh follow on Twitter, just very smart,

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Speaker 1: uh political thinker researcher writer tweeted, this is such a

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Speaker 1: perfect distillation of what Bloomberg's problem with Trump boils down to.

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Speaker 1: And it's just uh that photograph of a billboard that

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Speaker 1: says Donald Trump cheats at golf, period. And then underneath

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Speaker 1: Mike bloem Mike Bloomberg doesn't paid for by the Mike

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Speaker 1: Bloomberg campaign, so he's a man. Yes, yes, Uh so

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Speaker 1: that's Those are some tweets I've been enjoying. Uh. You

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Speaker 1: can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You

939
01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:29,480
Speaker 1: can find us on Twitter at Daily Zikeeist. We're at

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01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:31,960
Speaker 1: the Daily Zeicheist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan

941
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,720
Speaker 1: page on the website daily zist dot com where we

942
01:01:34,800 --> 01:01:38,440
Speaker 1: post our episodes and our footnotes where we link off

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Speaker 1: to the information that we talked about in today's episode,

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Speaker 1: as well as the song we write out on Super Producer.

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Speaker 1: What song is it gonna be? Me? I just want

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Speaker 1: to read to goals in the Deckheads. It's out right

947
01:01:51,240 --> 01:01:59,880
Speaker 1: now as we speak. Oh deckheads, careful how you say it?

948
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:03,120
Speaker 1: And again to reiterate five star reviews, save our assets.

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01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,760
Speaker 1: People leave reviews like why are they joking? Can they

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01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,840
Speaker 1: do that? They go like, why are they? People have

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01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 1: never seen reviews before. Yeah, they're fascinating. But anyway, no,

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Speaker 1: I've seen this happen to literally every one of our

953
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Speaker 1: shows when they're all good and you leave a review

954
01:02:21,240 --> 01:02:24,040
Speaker 1: and it's bad. Guess what, baby? That bumps up my ship?

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Speaker 1: You know, it's fascinating because hey, yeah, I know all

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Speaker 1: all all press is good pressed and I always like

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Speaker 1: want to stab him over and so here we are,

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Speaker 1: just a happy guy. I want a car today. I

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01:02:35,720 --> 01:02:39,440
Speaker 1: don't know what you're good at self? Fascinating? All right,

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Speaker 1: So today I'm gonna recommend a song that I've been

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Speaker 1: listening to. It's a single that Frank Ocean dropped last

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Speaker 1: year at some point. It's called d h L. I

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Speaker 1: really like it. It's a pop and I've been enjoying

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01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:55,439
Speaker 1: listening to it over and over again and I've lost

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Speaker 1: my mind. So I think you guys will enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: He really picks it up on this one. Hey, let's

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Speaker 1: just say Frank's not sad anymore. Well maybe he's He's

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Speaker 1: so good at being sad though too. I know I've

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Speaker 1: seen Okay, Well, anyway, I love Frank Ocean. Listen to

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Speaker 1: this track, DHL check it out. All right, Well, the

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Speaker 1: Daily Zy guys to the production of by Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: For more podcasts from my heart Radio is the heart

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Speaker 1: Radio app, Apple podcast or wherever you listen to your

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Speaker 1: favorite shows. Uh, that's gonna do it for this Monday,

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01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:28,440
Speaker 1: uh morning. We will be back this afternoon to tell

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Speaker 1: you what is trending. Uh. And we're gonna ride out

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Speaker 1: on Frank Ocean, our guest at the Toronto show. Oh

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Speaker 1: should I shouldn't have revealed that. Uh anyways, Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll bringing ride out on Frank Ocean. We'll be back

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Speaker 1: this afternoon talking down back and I took on my

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Speaker 1: hands beans star Bucks Stars because you suck. That's come

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Speaker 1: as soon someone dick me my mom man, I want

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