Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff to Blow Your Mind, a production of
Speaker 1: My Heart Radio. Hi, my name is Robert Lamb and
Speaker 1: this is the Monster Fact, a short form series from
Speaker 1: Stuff to Blow Your Mind, focusing in on mythical creatures,
Speaker 1: ideas and monsters in time. Make no mistake, the winter
Speaker 1: holidays are a time of monsters. The Yule Lads sneak
Speaker 1: in from the shadows, Gorilla hungers for the flesh of
Speaker 1: naughty children in the darkness, and sinister crampus stalks down
Speaker 1: from the snow covered peaks with chains and switches and
Speaker 1: child basket in toe. Even Santa Claus is an immortal
Speaker 1: being who rules over elves and bioluminescent reindeer. But the
Speaker 1: creatures I want to highlight today are the Calcanzari from
Speaker 1: the legends and folklore of Greece. They are described as giant,
Speaker 1: shaggy satyr like creatures, not entirely unlike the crampus of
Speaker 1: Alpine traditions, but the Calkanzari are subterranean creatures. They thrive
Speaker 1: in the dark, They hate the light, and above all else,
Speaker 1: they hate the world tree, which supports the heavens with
Speaker 1: its lofty branches and even connects the underworld through its
Speaker 1: vast system of roots. The Calakanzari, in their tunnels gnaw
Speaker 1: or saw the roots of the world tree in an
Speaker 1: attempt to fell it and bring down the universe as well.
Speaker 1: But as winter sets in during the time between Christmas
Speaker 1: and Epiphany, the nights grow long and dark enough that
Speaker 1: the Cala Kanzari conventure above ground, and so they neglect
Speaker 1: their great work of undoing and instead damage crops, kill livestock,
Speaker 1: and dance, dance, dance. If they catch you alone on
Speaker 1: the road at night, they might make you dance and
Speaker 1: dance and dance till you die of exhaustion. Though likewise,
Speaker 1: as Oaklaori's Carol Rose points out in Giants, Monsters and Dragons,
Speaker 1: you might also defeat the Calakanzari at their own game
Speaker 1: by keeping them dancing until the sun finally comes up.
Speaker 1: But alas it is a season of darkness, the Calakanzari
Speaker 1: run wild. Even human infants born during this time must
Speaker 1: be tested to make sure they are not actually creatures
Speaker 1: of the dark. But after the day of Epiphany, the
Speaker 1: days grow longer again and the Calakanzari can no longer
Speaker 1: rule the night above ground. Grumbling, they return once more
Speaker 1: to the destruction of the World Tree's roots system and
Speaker 1: find that during the holiday festivities, the roots have regenerated
Speaker 1: completely and that they must now begin their work all
Speaker 1: over again. Tune in for additional installments of the Monster
Speaker 1: fact or the Artifact each week as always as you can.
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