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Speaker 1: I accidentally got the police to crash my friend's wedding

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Speaker 1: and arrest the bride.

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Speaker 2: Am I the A hole? Okayop?

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Speaker 3: This is OKAYOP. I'm Samuel Daughner and I'm John Fry,

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Speaker 3: and we tell the funniest stories on the Internet.

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes we do.

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Speaker 1: And sam I got one that has just I feel

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Speaker 1: like everything. It's like it's like the perfect calamity movie,

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Speaker 1: you know, where the crazy thing that you don't expect that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Like, well, like when you say calamity movie, do

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Speaker 3: you mean like when like the earthquake hits, one man

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Speaker 3: has to go against an entire asteroid.

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Speaker 2: There's one man left.

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Speaker 3: And the love of his daughter will defeat everything else.

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Speaker 1: Exactly like that, except not an asteroid. Okay, but equally

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Speaker 1: as equally is insane, I would say, equally as destructive.

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Speaker 1: Equally is destructive. I accidentally got the police to crash

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Speaker 1: my friend's wedding and.

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Speaker 2: Arrest the bride. Am I the A hole? Oh?

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Speaker 3: It certainly sounds like you are the A hole? And

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Speaker 3: I think that might be the plot of Wedding Crasher too.

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Speaker 2: It might be well, let's check it out.

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Speaker 1: I thirty eight female had two colleagues Mary and Adam,

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Speaker 1: both in their late twenties and thirties. Mary started in

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Speaker 1: the company first, and then she got her boo Adam

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Speaker 1: to join in.

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Speaker 2: Later.

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Speaker 1: They worked in different departments, and Mary was in my department. Later,

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Speaker 1: Mary left the company to pursue another career. By the

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Speaker 1: time they had started working at the company, they'd already

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Speaker 1: been married a few years now. Mary is the kindest

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Speaker 1: and loveliest person I have ever met. She's always polite, helpful,

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Speaker 1: and would cheer anybody up. We missed her dearly when

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Speaker 1: she left the company, so it came as a shock

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Speaker 1: when we found out that she is divorcing Adam because

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Speaker 1: he cheated on her. No, Adam, I know, Come on, Adam,

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Speaker 1: come on. I called her to express how sorry I

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Speaker 1: am that this happened to her, and we've been talking

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Speaker 1: almost daily ever since. I was impressed with how well

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Speaker 1: Mary holds herself in such a situation and that she

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Speaker 1: wouldn't bad mouth Adam. The only thing that she mentioned

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Speaker 1: was how her wedding dress and a few of her

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Speaker 1: family heirlooms went missing.

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Speaker 2: Hmmm.

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Speaker 3: As she was moving her apartments, I suspect, Adam, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna go out on a live here or Adam's lover.

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Speaker 3: Uh oh.

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Speaker 1: She thought that she might have misplaced it in a

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Speaker 1: different box while moving and that it would turn up

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Speaker 1: eventually a few years past. I now work in the

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Speaker 1: same department as Adam, her ex lover.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, Adam.

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Speaker 1: He's a good work colleague, but can be dismissive and

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Speaker 1: ignorant sometimes. Adam invited me to his wedding with the

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Speaker 1: lady Chelsea that he cheated on Mary with.

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Speaker 3: That's a sticky situation.

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Speaker 1: Getting married to the mistress now. I said yes, making

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Speaker 1: sure that Mary was okay with it. I also told

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Speaker 1: her where the wedding will be. It's not too far

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Speaker 1: from where she lives, and we can get some drinks

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Speaker 1: after if she wanted to. On the day of the wedding,

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Speaker 1: I noticed that Chelsea is wearing a very similar dress

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Speaker 1: to the one Mary wore in her photos when Adam

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Speaker 1: got they are away.

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Speaker 2: No way, you'll see what this is going. Br br.

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Speaker 3: If it's going where I think it's going like.

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Speaker 2: This is bad luck man.

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Speaker 1: So, without thinking, I snapped a picture and send it

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Speaker 1: to Mary with the caption doesn't this dress look familiar?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 1: Mary saw the message, but she didn't respond, and then

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Speaker 1: about an hour later, the police barged into the venue.

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Speaker 1: What yes, a whole police squad just pulls up to

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Speaker 1: the wedding venue. Now, I need to add to our

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Speaker 1: country is ruthless for any theft is considered a criminal

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Speaker 1: matter for the police to deal with. The police asked

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Speaker 1: Chelsea to take the dress and all of the jewelry

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Speaker 1: off on the spot.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm just imagining like Chelsea is at the altar, yeah,

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Speaker 3: and like Adam is like, will you love me forever?

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Speaker 3: And then she's like I do. And then the police

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Speaker 3: are like, get that dress off.

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Speaker 2: Right now, get on the ground.

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Speaker 3: Take off a dress like having like the strip in

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Speaker 3: front of all of the like the family and friends.

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Speaker 3: I'm just imagining just in her underwear sobbing with the

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Speaker 3: priests taking back this dress.

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Speaker 1: I'm imagining like people swinging in on ropes, like through

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Speaker 1: the windows. Just the eye open up, get on the ground,

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Speaker 1: put the blooms where we can see him. Chelsea refused

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Speaker 1: to undress and give it to him and started arguing

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Speaker 1: with him, and then Adam piled on as well, like honestly,

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Speaker 1: I wish me too, I'd be like guys can you

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Speaker 1: not wait like five minutes for me to get freaking married. Now,

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Speaker 1: since they were so route and abrasive to the police,

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Speaker 1: they were taken down to the police station.

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Speaker 2: They were getting married.

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Speaker 3: Like, I understand, you know, this person might have stolen

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Speaker 3: the dress, right right, We don't actually know, we don't,

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Speaker 3: we don't. It just could be a look alike dress.

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Speaker 3: But the fact that the police were called the exact

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Speaker 3: moment of the marriage is hilarious and the pettiest of revenge,

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Speaker 3: but you know, the revenge that you might deserve, truly.

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Speaker 1: And also just like how seriously they're taking this like

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Speaker 1: a stolen dress versus like maybe there's like a bank

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Speaker 1: getting robbed or something, and they send like a whole

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Speaker 1: police squad to like apprehend this allegedly stolen dress.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my goodness.

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Speaker 1: Now at this point everyone at the wedding was kicked

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Speaker 1: out and had to leave. Oh no, I have tried

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Speaker 1: to call Mary, but she would not pick up the phone.

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Speaker 1: As we later found out, Chelsea was indeed wearing Mary's

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Speaker 1: wedding dress and her heirlooms. Mary spotted them in the

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Speaker 1: picture I sent and called the police. Apparently she has

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Speaker 1: previously asked Adam if he had them, and he declined,

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Speaker 1: saying no, I never saw them. So after she saw

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Speaker 1: the picture, she knew he was lying and stole them.

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Speaker 1: Chelsea had to leave the wedding dress and the jewelry

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Speaker 1: at the police station, so she ended up going home

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Speaker 1: in her underwear and Adam's jacket after they were bailed out.

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Speaker 3: No, crazy, wow, crazy, horrible honeymoon.

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Speaker 1: You think they would give her like a prison blanket

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Speaker 1: or something.

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Speaker 3: Underwear and Adam has to give the jacket. That is

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Speaker 3: probably the worst wedding that you could ever have.

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Speaker 1: Yesterday, Adam returned to the office and went crazy on me,

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Speaker 1: blaming me for sending the picture to Mary and ruining

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Speaker 1: his wedding, and he also called me an a hole

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Speaker 1: for what I did. So the question remains, am I

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Speaker 1: the a hole?

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Speaker 3: I don't think so. No, Like, definitely, Opie is definitely

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Speaker 3: not the a hole. Yeah, Mary has every right to

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Speaker 3: call the police and get her stuff back. The timing

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Speaker 3: of it is a little petty, but I guess that

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Speaker 3: just makes the revenge that much sweeter.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, you kind of got to give it

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Speaker 2: up to Mary. Just how delicious this revenge is.

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Speaker 3: Delicious revenge that's apple pie revenge, baby.

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Speaker 2: I can't think of a better way to get back. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, especially after Adam cheated on her. Oh man, Like,

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Speaker 3: not only am I going to get you arrested, but

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Speaker 3: I'm going to absolutely ruin your wedding.

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Speaker 2: Mary played the long game.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, that she did, and she won. I would

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Speaker 3: say that to win, and you know how else people

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