1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:03,000 Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if fatty 2 00:00:03,040 --> 00:00:06,160 Speaker 1: fish and us I E Berries are considered brain food, 3 00:00:06,400 --> 00:00:10,039 Speaker 1: that sounds good. We serve the exact opposite on this segment, 4 00:00:10,640 --> 00:00:15,080 Speaker 1: giant keeping bowls of brain sludge. Yeah, it's What's on 5 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: your Mind, where we go around the room and erase 6 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 1: our listener's IQ points one sentence at a time. I'm 7 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:26,520 Speaker 1: gonna start the unsmartening process with Brook Brook what's on 8 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 1: your mind? 9 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,480 Speaker 2: Oh man, I had one of the most wild, most 10 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 2: exhausting weeks of our family's life. 11 00:00:33,200 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 1: You say that every single week you talk about your family. 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:42,320 Speaker 2: No, my daughter's all star team went to the state tournament. 13 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 3: Actually, yeah, it was really cool. It's a really cool experience. 14 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:48,080 Speaker 2: But it was the first time because I always coach right, 15 00:00:48,159 --> 00:00:50,320 Speaker 2: so I'm always on the field with them. 16 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:51,319 Speaker 1: That's why they win. 17 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:54,080 Speaker 3: Yes, this time of. 18 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:58,320 Speaker 2: The championship game, I was in the stands as a spectator. 19 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:00,280 Speaker 4: Weird, feel weird? 20 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 3: I mean you terrible, so stress and deucy. 21 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 2: I felt like I wanted to vomit every time my 22 00:01:07,800 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 2: daughter got up and I'm like, this is ten you 23 00:01:10,280 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 2: little league? 24 00:01:10,840 --> 00:01:12,400 Speaker 3: Why am I so stressed? 25 00:01:12,920 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: Were the coaches on the field not performing up to 26 00:01:15,640 --> 00:01:17,200 Speaker 1: your standard of coaching. 27 00:01:17,560 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 2: But then when she's up to bat, I'm like, I 28 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,920 Speaker 2: don't know what to yell because I don't want to 29 00:01:20,920 --> 00:01:23,640 Speaker 2: be like too overbearing. I don't want to coach because 30 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:24,959 Speaker 2: she has enough coming at her. 31 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,560 Speaker 3: But I also wanted to know that I'm supportive of her. 32 00:01:27,760 --> 00:01:30,360 Speaker 3: You're watching, I was sew in my head about all 33 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:33,679 Speaker 3: of it. So I'm out there yelling things like I'm 34 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:39,760 Speaker 3: proud of you, good job, like not making any sense. 35 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:40,479 Speaker 4: I'm here for. 36 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:41,839 Speaker 3: Support, but not to coach. 37 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:45,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, remember that this is just a small moment in 38 00:01:45,640 --> 00:01:48,200 Speaker 1: your life. Don't have a big impact on the grand 39 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 1: importance of things. I love you, whether you strike out 40 00:01:51,080 --> 00:01:51,280 Speaker 1: or not. 41 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,480 Speaker 5: That's it. 42 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 3: That's right. Worst ever, it's part of your story, honey, 43 00:01:58,920 --> 00:01:59,800 Speaker 3: it's not the end of your. 44 00:02:01,680 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 4: Started selling nowhere, everybody. Well, there's this girl for the 45 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,160 Speaker 4: last couple of years who comes in and out of 46 00:02:11,160 --> 00:02:14,000 Speaker 4: my life. Right She plans dates, starts texting me, We 47 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 4: started text daily, We get all excited about. 48 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 3: Each other, and then she just ghosts me. 49 00:02:19,200 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 1: Okay, coaching, it's just a small moment. 50 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:24,080 Speaker 6: Yeah, don't worry. 51 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:25,399 Speaker 1: This girl is the end off. 52 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 3: You'll be okay, that's her yelling to the window. 53 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:29,680 Speaker 4: I don't show up. 54 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:31,120 Speaker 3: Just suck it up, buddy. 55 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,600 Speaker 4: So anyway, that was four or five months ago. 56 00:02:34,040 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 3: I moved on whatever. The other day she hits me up, 57 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 3: of course. 58 00:02:38,800 --> 00:02:42,639 Speaker 4: Right as always, and she's doing the whole like, Hey, 59 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:47,040 Speaker 4: I'm so excited to reconnect and thinking about you. 60 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,200 Speaker 3: You didn't reply, but I'm guessing you. Oh of course 61 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:49,520 Speaker 3: I did. 62 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,320 Speaker 4: So we talked for just a little bit and then 63 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,440 Speaker 4: again nothing. 64 00:02:56,800 --> 00:02:56,920 Speaker 1: Right. 65 00:02:57,919 --> 00:03:00,959 Speaker 4: I make a Facebook status and I'm like, I swear 66 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,720 Speaker 4: I attract the most boring. 67 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 3: Girls, right, passive aggressive? Sure enough? 68 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 4: Guess who started texting me? I get right? No, So 69 00:03:17,320 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 4: I get a text that just says boring. Huh right, 70 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:22,920 Speaker 4: I don't respond to it. 71 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, you don't take the higher road. Yeah, because at 72 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:27,959 Speaker 3: this point I'm like, oh, this is silly, dude. 73 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:32,720 Speaker 2: You guys are playing each other's passive aggressive games exactly. 74 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:34,160 Speaker 3: Exactly, passive aggressive the other wise exactly. 75 00:03:34,600 --> 00:03:37,720 Speaker 4: So finally, the next morning I wake up and I 76 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:44,680 Speaker 4: see paragraph after paragraph. 77 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 3: And I am never going to read any of the. 78 00:03:47,480 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 4: After books after books, and I just shut it off. 79 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:53,320 Speaker 4: I clicked read and I gave her a taste of 80 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 4: her own medicine. 81 00:03:54,160 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 2: I thought you were going to say, and I'm finally 82 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:57,960 Speaker 2: in a relationship. 83 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,119 Speaker 3: So I would like to ask some officially my girl. 84 00:04:03,040 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 4: And I know I'm petty, but it felt good and 85 00:04:05,840 --> 00:04:06,720 Speaker 4: I'm glad I did it. 86 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,400 Speaker 3: Okayright, move on. 87 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,240 Speaker 1: Definitely on your mind. 88 00:04:11,400 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 5: So you guys might remember, like a few months ago, 89 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:16,080 Speaker 5: I decided to cook dinner for a guy and it 90 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 5: didn't go great. It was like chicken parmesan that it 91 00:04:18,080 --> 00:04:20,960 Speaker 5: was like really mushy and like okay, but that didn't 92 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:24,479 Speaker 5: stop me from trying again. That's right, Okay, this time 93 00:04:24,520 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 5: I kept it simpler. I'm like, I'm going like a 94 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:29,000 Speaker 5: pasta that I saw my friend post on. 95 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:32,680 Speaker 3: Her instant story, so she like sent me her recipe. Okay, okay. 96 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,479 Speaker 5: So I make the sauce, you know, it's all ready, 97 00:04:35,720 --> 00:04:38,719 Speaker 5: and then I throw in the noodles and then it 98 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,719 Speaker 5: looks like it's done and I'm going to taste it 99 00:04:40,760 --> 00:04:45,359 Speaker 5: and it's really crunchy. Oh yeah, well I realized I 100 00:04:45,400 --> 00:04:46,960 Speaker 5: put I just poured the noodles out of the box 101 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:50,440 Speaker 5: into the sauce because what she said. 102 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 3: At the noodles, but she didn't she didn't say that. No, 103 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:58,240 Speaker 3: she doesn't have to. She didn't say at the cooked noodles. 104 00:04:58,640 --> 00:05:00,159 Speaker 3: So I put them in and then I thought the 105 00:05:00,160 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 3: dish was ready to serve, but they were like, not 106 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:07,040 Speaker 3: cook Obviously they got it, didn't say add the chicken. 107 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 5: And then I scooped the noodles out and then moved 108 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:12,560 Speaker 5: them to boiling water and tried to cook them. After 109 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:20,480 Speaker 5: Theodles was to say it did not taste how. 110 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:23,560 Speaker 3: I hoped it would. Did he eat it a few bites. 111 00:05:24,880 --> 00:05:25,800 Speaker 4: He's a good guy for that. 112 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:29,040 Speaker 5: But you need to put cook noodles on instructions people. 113 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,400 Speaker 3: People needed to hear that right now. 114 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:37,159 Speaker 1: It's been a few months that I've been looking forward 115 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:39,760 Speaker 1: to going to this concert because you all know how 116 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,880 Speaker 1: big a fan I am of Mumford and Sons. 117 00:05:42,440 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 3: Yeah, weirdly now, I drove. 118 00:05:44,440 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 1: Three and a half hours to get to the venue. 119 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,760 Speaker 1: I'm there with a bunch of my friends. We get in, 120 00:05:49,920 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 1: the show starts and like one minute into the very 121 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:57,800 Speaker 1: first song, my friends is like nudging me, what's wrong, 122 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:02,720 Speaker 1: And I'm like what, and they're saying, don't sing because 123 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:04,280 Speaker 1: I'm singing out loud along. 124 00:06:04,040 --> 00:06:05,760 Speaker 3: With everybody sings. 125 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: I thought so, but it's too loud for us. To 126 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,960 Speaker 1: have a conversation about it, but they're giving me don't 127 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:12,320 Speaker 1: like cut like, don't don't be. 128 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,880 Speaker 4: Is this a fancy like winery concert? 129 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,520 Speaker 1: No giant. 130 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,159 Speaker 2: I feel like Mumford and Sons would be a golf 131 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:21,200 Speaker 2: clap to It's not. 132 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:25,240 Speaker 1: It is like a raging party for every song. So 133 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,400 Speaker 1: I stop and I let mister Mumford do his thing. 134 00:06:29,560 --> 00:06:31,600 Speaker 1: And I'll admit it took away a little bit. 135 00:06:33,600 --> 00:06:37,440 Speaker 2: It's like going to a dance party and not dancing. 136 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,920 Speaker 3: Yeah, you go to a concert to sing. 137 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:40,800 Speaker 1: Especially at the part where the lead singer is like, 138 00:06:40,839 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: all right, everybody singing, and I'm like, no, it doesn't 139 00:06:45,160 --> 00:06:45,560 Speaker 1: want me. 140 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:48,960 Speaker 3: To know everyone except that guy. 141 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,840 Speaker 1: So after the show I pulled them aside and I 142 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:53,839 Speaker 1: was like, why did you tell me to stop singing? 143 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:57,159 Speaker 1: And they were like, well, oh, you're that guy. It's 144 00:06:57,279 --> 00:07:00,320 Speaker 1: just you're you're too good good. 145 00:07:00,640 --> 00:07:01,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew it. 146 00:07:02,240 --> 00:07:06,599 Speaker 6: Bliss is too loud and perfect, Jeff, And you're making 147 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:10,960 Speaker 6: you're making the other people around you feel uncomfortable, feel 148 00:07:11,000 --> 00:07:12,440 Speaker 6: scared to join in themselves. 149 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,880 Speaker 3: That what they said to make you feel good? 150 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:14,200 Speaker 2: Yeah? 151 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:15,280 Speaker 6: Did they take that up? 152 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:17,320 Speaker 3: So then I wouldn't be depressed about it? 153 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,200 Speaker 4: Maybe I don't know. 154 00:07:18,440 --> 00:07:19,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's real, Jebb. 155 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:24,160 Speaker 1: But look, I will not be singing at future Mumford 156 00:07:24,240 --> 00:07:28,080 Speaker 1: and Suns shows or any concerts that I attend. But uh, 157 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:31,040 Speaker 1: text in to seven, eight, five, nine two and you 158 00:07:31,080 --> 00:07:33,160 Speaker 1: could tell us what's been on your mind or tell 159 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,480 Speaker 1: us to shut up. It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. 160 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,440 Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.