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Speaker 1: Now I don't think I've ever said this, but this
Speaker 1: man commed timing of how he lines up his jokes,
Speaker 1: how he posients himself is probably the one of the
Speaker 1: most iconic I've seen to date. It transforms race. You
Speaker 1: don't have to be you could be black, you could
Speaker 1: be white.
Speaker 2: You can transform the race.
Speaker 1: I mean transition.
Speaker 2: You know what trans you asked you.
Speaker 1: You could be any race, you could be crippled. This
Speaker 1: man is straight up funny man. He is he You
Speaker 1: know we're gonna get to all that, and it's so beady.
Speaker 2: That's right down syndrome comedy.
Speaker 1: It's for everybody, and everybody should be for his comedy.
Speaker 1: In case you don't know what we're talking about, the
Speaker 1: one only.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 1: I didn't know googling you? How many times I googled you?
Speaker 1: And you take kept us. I was like, we ain't
Speaker 1: confused me. But I was just saying, I think Google.
Speaker 1: Do you think that Google for that? When he googles himself?
Speaker 2: I think you're Google's racing. I think your Google. Dude,
Speaker 2: you have black Twitter.
Speaker 1: That's all I have.
Speaker 2: I might have black. You might be right. Let's just
Speaker 2: set it over to trade. I ain't not gonna lie.
Speaker 2: I get it started. I want to thank you something.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: We're supposed to honor to be here.
Speaker 1: Man, I thank you. But let me just say something.
Speaker 1: This special is so special. Say that with old pun intended.
Speaker 1: It's so special. I remember this is how good? Just
Speaker 1: it special is right? You clearly know that you had
Speaker 1: a daughter, and you were successful in making up the
Speaker 1: daughter and all that, But when you go through the process,
Speaker 1: I literally cry, I know what the result is like
Speaker 1: like ironic, It's like you know what, like at the end,
Speaker 1: you know it's gonna but the process. I just looked
Speaker 1: and I was just like, you know what, that's what
Speaker 1: comedy is missing. That's what the greats like Richard Pry
Speaker 1: and people like that. They said things that was copy
Speaker 1: like the community, but ship that hurt and it was reality.
Speaker 1: And that's something I super appreciated. Like, like I said,
Speaker 1: I said it on texting and I've seen you and
Speaker 1: Charlomagne said it. But I literally laughed, cried and then
Speaker 1: laughed again. So this was this is a great So
Speaker 1: let's let's let's let's stick on a special for right now.
Speaker 2: This is your first Netflix special.
Speaker 4: This is my first Netflix stand up special. Stand up
Speaker 4: because I did like a talking head kind.
Speaker 2: Of ye, so you did more than one of those
Speaker 2: show Saves America those during COVID, like and so we
Speaker 2: did that, but then, you know, because you couldn't there
Speaker 2: was no audience, right, and then so this is my
Speaker 2: first special on Netflix.
Speaker 1: Watching that other thing on Netflix, what was the Carter forgot?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that Amy Cooper, Oh yeah, and George
Speaker 1: Floyd happened on the same day like that, that's when
Speaker 1: he broke that shit down. I was like, this should
Speaker 1: be in the news somewhere. Like when she was accusing
Speaker 1: the guys of being the bird watching. It was the
Speaker 1: same day as George. I didn't know that. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: but but the bird watching.
Speaker 2: In New York. Come on, Yeah that was crazy. Yeah
Speaker 2: that was I think he got a show bird watching.
Speaker 2: No fucking way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, let's just get back.
Speaker 2: To the Specially, do you have any Karens in your neighborhood.
Speaker 2: Let me just tell you something. They're kind of nice
Speaker 2: when they're in your neighborhood. I'm gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: Every month, my neighbors they get together and they like
Speaker 1: do a barbecue. They don't season the meat, so I
Speaker 1: never eat, but I enjoy the fuck hanging with them.
Speaker 2: They drink Jaegermeister.
Speaker 1: They drink today after after I leave it, I'm going
Speaker 1: to my neighbors and pretty much is me and Me
Speaker 1: and holy Field pretty much the only people.
Speaker 2: Does Vand live in your neighbors? Yes?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, but but I break it down.
Speaker 1: So Netflix approaches you because Netflix is the place to be, right.
Speaker 2: It used to be HBO comedy.
Speaker 4: You know, we were growing up it was HBO okay,
Speaker 4: and then Netflix kind of took over by and they
Speaker 4: really did by just getting the most prolific comedians right there.
Speaker 4: And and then yeah, so I was just doing specials
Speaker 4: and then you know, I had this tour that was great,
Speaker 4: and uh, you know, we started having conversations, and then
Speaker 4: there was other streaming networks that were also in conversation
Speaker 4: because you don't have a real deal until you have
Speaker 4: two deals, okay.
Speaker 2: Bidding war of sort of. Yeah, like you don't really
Speaker 2: know what you're worth.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's what I realized because I was I'm you know,
Speaker 4: I'm not educated about the game, but in my mind,
Speaker 4: I'm like, Okay, I think I'm worth this, and then
Speaker 4: you'll just pay it and then they offer you something
Speaker 4: else and then you're like, well, Dan, and that's a
Speaker 4: lot less.
Speaker 2: Than what I thought it was worth.
Speaker 4: But if you have another company that's willing to pay you,
Speaker 4: they'll match it because they don't want to lose you,
Speaker 4: like only fans exactly.
Speaker 1: That's why, Yeah, I was to do.
Speaker 5: My special and well, you know they are getting content,
Speaker 5: regular content now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they're trying trying. He's not really taking it seriously.
Speaker 4: It's like remember when Lyft tried to do like a
Speaker 4: like a black car and it's like.
Speaker 2: Like Uber black.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but remember, no one took Uber serious at first.
Speaker 2: Neither no Uber.
Speaker 1: I did, like, but my friend was Uber, and I
Speaker 1: was like, come on, dude, you're a loser.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna make it nowhere.
Speaker 1: Trying to mayback like you. But that's why no one
Speaker 1: took Uber serious at first, and so I.
Speaker 2: Took it serious in the beginning.
Speaker 1: In the beginning, just like in l A when it
Speaker 1: was just drivers were.
Speaker 6: Scientists, you know, I don't remember, that's where it invented.
Speaker 1: I first had Auber was in the bay and I
Speaker 1: thought the promoter was jerking me by sending me. I
Speaker 1: was like, yo, I wanted a car service, dude, this
Speaker 1: guy name is Jeffrey. I know you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But only fans, Yeah, it might can trickle down to that.
Speaker 1: What would have it if comedy because people are sensor
Speaker 1: in comedy so much. What happens if comedy winds up
Speaker 1: on only fans ship you?
Speaker 4: Honestly well, I'm not gonna lie back in the day
Speaker 4: when we're posting on YouTube, we thought about putting it
Speaker 4: on on porn hubb.
Speaker 1: I've been on there a couple of times. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: pretty cool man. What are you poring you before you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, what's your band is banded in Florida?
Speaker 2: That's right. You guys can't watch porn? Yeah, damn you
Speaker 2: mean you can't your idea, that's too much? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you gotta. You gotta give your license. By the way, Trick.
Speaker 1: Daddy has a whole campaign against this, and I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about getting down with your We're not just throwing it
Speaker 1: out there, Trick, I will be down with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think you gotta free up the porn on
Speaker 2: what is it? What is the idea?
Speaker 7: It's like, uh, kids, They just say kids not to
Speaker 7: get on it.
Speaker 2: That is good though, because we're watch him porn too early.
Speaker 1: But we didn't have we didn't have his magazines, funny
Speaker 1: mag I remember, we had a lot more ways to.
Speaker 2: Get I know you. I'm forty nine, forty seven, forty
Speaker 2: forty one, see a little like you guys remember Robin
Speaker 2: Bird on Channel thirty five. You remember the public access
Speaker 2: porn that we had in New York. Okay for Miami
Speaker 2: here Okay, so New York we had this.
Speaker 8: Did you have a TV and left rack yeah, yeah,
Speaker 8: a rich protext.
Speaker 2: It's a community. I'm like, no, it's crazy.
Speaker 1: I didn't know left Breck was named after a guy
Speaker 1: left Rock friend, that's my friend, you know him there athlete?
Speaker 2: Correct, it was the it was.
Speaker 1: One of the others pluses was, you know, going out
Speaker 1: to dinner with Fat Joe and Joe with his people
Speaker 1: went in and then I introduced him. I'm like, yo,
Speaker 1: this is left Wreck, and Joe's just like, there's nobody
Speaker 1: who owns the Bronx. Like he's like, you actually know
Speaker 1: the person who owns your neighborhood.
Speaker 2: But his family obviously turn will be great people. Man.
Speaker 1: I hang out with them, going to the parties, We
Speaker 1: hang out. His wife is a marathon runner, so oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cool.
Speaker 4: Does he know that, like you single handedly reduced the
Speaker 4: value of properties persons?
Speaker 2: Actually actually it's like this guy lost to me ten
Speaker 2: billions of dollars.
Speaker 1: It's actually if you do followed the algorithms, it's actually
Speaker 1: brung more attention to it in a positive way because because.
Speaker 2: You moved out. Yeah, but what we're talking about, Damn,
Speaker 2: I was just on into it. Only fans the only
Speaker 2: when you watch.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm done, You're just Florida bandit. I staying
Speaker 1: with my Floridian bro. I'm not I'm not gonna do
Speaker 1: bootleg points.
Speaker 2: You know how I used to remember back room casting
Speaker 2: couch you guys remember Yeah Boys Bros and them wait
Speaker 2: you guys record label. I was the VP of marketing
Speaker 2: for the Bros. Is the van. Yeah, they were a company.
Speaker 2: And then how did we get here? Look here? And
Speaker 2: then those mechical points team brother then too, I was Brothers. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I hired he didn't. They had that in the bus.
Speaker 2: No no, no, they had a talk show.
Speaker 7: They had ship naked and doing the talk show, and
Speaker 7: then I had him as a guest on it.
Speaker 2: They didn't pointly warned me. Just showed up and she
Speaker 2: didn't know. It was just like, oh I want a
Speaker 2: porn set. I had no idea get after it? Were
Speaker 2: you there? I don't after you left?
Speaker 1: But they was like they were pretty.
Speaker 7: Almost everybody that everybody in this room probably worked for
Speaker 7: those companies.
Speaker 2: That realize is that true? Yeah? Okay, yeah, you see
Speaker 2: her trying to put his ship off Miami. You meat
Speaker 2: a chicken out at ten times? She really probably so.
Speaker 2: I almost dropped out of college when I found out
Speaker 2: about that. Bang bus ship really well. I remember because
Speaker 2: I was in freshman year of college. I'm like trying
Speaker 2: to put my life together and everything like that, and
Speaker 2: I see these dudes just driving around with a van
Speaker 2: getting girls in and getting their deck suck and ship,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, what am I doing? Thirty grand a year?
Speaker 2: I went gonna buy a bus? They just got you
Speaker 2: already get the points off you already.
Speaker 9: Like you that rewinded?
Speaker 2: You want to let spot? You got to spot. It
Speaker 2: is crazy. It looks good.
Speaker 1: Belts around a little bit, have some fun, you drin.
Speaker 1: Get cost some eagles by the way, just a repo.
Speaker 2: Okay, no, we got cast some egos.
Speaker 1: Put also a little Sunday shout out to them. Like
Speaker 1: so I just want you to know. We make a
Speaker 1: bat times someone's here, so we we we predict what
Speaker 1: they drink, and.
Speaker 2: We predict if they're going to be on time or not.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. I fully you won on time. I don't
Speaker 2: know where this is going. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: You would have let out a lot of people hate
Speaker 1: you come late.
Speaker 2: The white people always on time to this.
Speaker 1: You know what she's searching them?
Speaker 2: Was on time? It was on time. He's got late.
Speaker 1: Time was ten minutes early, yes, and he was he
Speaker 1: was ready to pre game. I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: pregread before time. Kevin Hart was late. But remember because
Speaker 1: we switched Ocay, we did switch locations on him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Kevin Hart's not white though. Brother, you see
Speaker 2: what money is. You didn't even say Thathing just kept
Speaker 2: going Kevin so successful.
Speaker 1: You can't wait.
Speaker 2: So so. But I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna describe to you what cast is, especially Wi
Speaker 1: Club Soda Boom.
Speaker 2: It's either you're on a diet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're very aggressive, or you're not really gonna
Speaker 1: drink at all. That's what Cato says. But we think
Speaker 1: you're gonna break. We think you're gonna make it.
Speaker 2: I see how you guys do you like manipulate the
Speaker 2: gues like I'm a pussy drink. You just called me gates,
Speaker 2: so now I gotta get drunk. It's crazy. Ship is
Speaker 2: to prove I'm not gazing drink.
Speaker 1: But you know what, you know, I'm bos surviving a
Speaker 1: little bit.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: It's one of the parts that I watched the specially
Speaker 1: three times and on the.
Speaker 2: First st you really got a conquer spaniel no, that
Speaker 2: was the name of a gun. Okay, we'll get back
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: We'll get back to so many New York questions, so
Speaker 1: many cool.
Speaker 2: Cool So here's the crazy part. I watched it twice.
Speaker 2: A gun like like cock the I'll print it out
Speaker 2: for you.
Speaker 1: So I watched it twice, but I didn't understand the
Speaker 1: Staten Island joke.
Speaker 2: I was like till the end, I mean, then I
Speaker 2: got it, you know what it was.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear the end the first two times. So
Speaker 1: this morning I'm watching it and I'm like, he has
Speaker 1: I have to make this statn Island joke, make fun
Speaker 1: and then at the end, because I don't want to
Speaker 1: blow it all up.
Speaker 2: Now you can blow it up. I wanted to properly.
Speaker 2: He said, there's you said it was scientific reason or something. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I do it like a throwaway, right. So it's basically
Speaker 2: this whole story of my trying to get my wife pregnant.
Speaker 2: My sperm sucks, which you guys know nothing about that,
Speaker 2: and uh, there's and you don't watch porn like you
Speaker 2: is right? Help? So uh anyway, so we gotta do
Speaker 2: like iv F I U I whatever. But there's this
Speaker 2: joke earlier where I do this little throwaway to Staten
Speaker 2: Island and I say, uh yeah, it's a scientific reason
Speaker 2: why they are the way they are. We'll get to
Speaker 2: that later. It's just a little throw away. But no
Speaker 2: one in the whole time. The last punchline of the
Speaker 2: special is gonna be circle back to stan Island.
Speaker 1: Yeah, lost Borough. Yes, yes, I mean Wu Tang really helped,
Speaker 1: really saved them.
Speaker 2: They really did, because imagine that islandut Wu Tang. But
Speaker 2: here's the thing. It made people think that Staten Island
Speaker 2: had black people. I think all the black.
Speaker 8: People from exactly they literally gathered the six black people
Speaker 8: and all stand out like you're in a rap.
Speaker 2: Roop and we're gonna call it something Asian. Dam understand
Speaker 2: is like policemen Italians and like Irish. Right, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: have you met a black dude from stan Allen, I've
Speaker 2: never met abe, not just a random black non Asian
Speaker 2: from standa.
Speaker 1: I'm not an Indian from standa. I've never even thought
Speaker 1: of these questions. So it's all going over my head.
Speaker 1: I can't say I recall yes.
Speaker 4: I mean not, you're not gonna do imagine moving to
Speaker 4: New York, and then you've got to take a ferry
Speaker 4: to go to this place.
Speaker 2: You're like, no, there's no way.
Speaker 1: But you think, do you think Staten Island and people
Speaker 1: have a hit out on you right now?
Speaker 2: No, they that's love. They know it. They know my heart. Man.
Speaker 2: They also got great sense of humor. They like fucked
Speaker 2: up jokes like they never got sensitive, right, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean when everybody was sensitive Staten Island. You
Speaker 2: can say whatever the right. And you think one thing
Speaker 2: you said about the special that I agreed and disagree with.
Speaker 1: You said that Chicago people are more prouder than New
Speaker 1: York people.
Speaker 2: No, I said, we're more proud, but okay, okay, that's close.
Speaker 1: But but they brag about things that that that they
Speaker 1: because I'm gonna tell you the reason why New York
Speaker 1: has to be the most proudest.
Speaker 2: We are without a doubt, like a person from.
Speaker 1: Brooklyn, like people from Miami do this too, But a
Speaker 1: person from Brooklyn don't even feel like they're from the
Speaker 1: East Coast.
Speaker 2: Now he's right about this. From Brooklyn, they're not even
Speaker 2: from New York.
Speaker 1: From York and I'd be like, yo, I can walk
Speaker 1: to your house from Queens and it's just a different planet.
Speaker 1: So New Yorkers are very proud people.
Speaker 2: Now we're the most proud, but it's like we should be.
Speaker 2: It's the greatest city. It's the only city I think
Speaker 2: the people moved to and then immediately start saying they're
Speaker 2: from there, right, Like I think people will move to Miami,
Speaker 2: but they'll be like, I'm actually from yeah, Like, but
Speaker 2: people will move to New York and then day two
Speaker 2: they're like, I'm a New Yorker right, so great, Like
Speaker 2: they got hazed though, because you get haze there immediately. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, being living in New York is not easy.
Speaker 4: It's unnatural, living on top of each other in these
Speaker 4: little boxes, like you don't see sunlight for like three months,
Speaker 4: Like it's a weird place to live.
Speaker 2: This shit is nice.
Speaker 4: We were walking around this neighborhood. Now you guys pulled.
Speaker 2: Up on us. That shit was terrifying. Don't let don't
Speaker 2: let the nice right here this day and clean it?
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, this is yeah, they got some cleaning
Speaker 2: to do here. Yeah yea. So let me ask you right.
Speaker 1: Like you you did you sell out the garden first
Speaker 1: and get the Netflix special? Or you had the Netflix
Speaker 1: special and then sold out the garden.
Speaker 2: I think probably sold out the Garden first, right, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I claimed your success. When I heard that,
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, because me knowing your story, knowing
Speaker 1: the underground people, me knowing that you worked with like.
Speaker 2: Smokey Suarez, the Median man.
Speaker 1: Smoky's one of the like that's why I like success,
Speaker 1: and like, all this doesn't mean that the New York
Speaker 1: let me. He's one of the funniest comedians.
Speaker 2: That story told. Yeah, he's one.
Speaker 1: Of the funnest comedians ever.
Speaker 2: But let's there's the story up there. I want to
Speaker 2: get one of his rooms in the Bronx where the
Speaker 2: funk was it? And this when you got punch in
Speaker 2: the face. No, that was in um. He had a
Speaker 2: bunch of rooms. So you take one of the go
Speaker 2: to New York and there's you know, you would run
Speaker 2: a few rooms. It would be like week new rooms.
Speaker 2: And he was so sweet.
Speaker 4: He would just let me come to whatever one, you know,
Speaker 4: go up and get on stage. And he did that
Speaker 4: for pretty much every young comic that's coming out of
Speaker 4: New York. It was it was willing to do all
Speaker 4: the different circuits right and and man, he.
Speaker 2: Uh good, He's walked over to confidence.
Speaker 7: Look at me, mommy.
Speaker 4: I was like, what time the show started? He was
Speaker 4: like eight, get there, eight, right. No black comedy show
Speaker 4: has ever started on time. And that seems like a
Speaker 4: gross stereotype, but it is.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent fast.
Speaker 4: I sat in that bar by myself for two hours
Speaker 4: before Smoke even got to the fucking venue. I was
Speaker 4: in two hours at this place before he even got there.
Speaker 4: And he was like, he's like, why'd you come at eight?
Speaker 4: I was like, you said the show start?
Speaker 2: Hey? He was like, yeah, you know what I mean, no,
Speaker 2: shout out Smoking man. He's a legend.
Speaker 1: So as a New Yorker, Yeah, the Garden, the Garden,
Speaker 1: this is, this is, this is, this is.
Speaker 2: That's all we care about.
Speaker 1: It's almost it's almost, I don't want to say bittersweet,
Speaker 1: but there's no other way to describe it because it's
Speaker 1: like this is this is.
Speaker 2: For New Yorker. What else is?
Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, So it's like people say that to.
Speaker 2: Me, They're like, do you want to do SNL? And
Speaker 2: I'm like, none of us watched SNL growing.
Speaker 1: Up, Like like if you did the Garden of Trump's SNL.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to explain people they're like, why weren't you
Speaker 2: watching SNL And I was like, cause it's on Saturday
Speaker 2: night and I was trying to get some pussy who
Speaker 2: was who was staying home Saturday night to watch people
Speaker 2: wear wigs like I'm you know, it just wasn't part
Speaker 2: of the culture for us growing up. It just just
Speaker 2: wasn't part of what we did. But the garden was
Speaker 2: always a garden. So yeah, when I did that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was just so let me ask you you get
Speaker 2: the call or do you call them to say I
Speaker 2: want you ask? Okay, you have to do it, and
Speaker 2: that shit is crazy expensive. Oh, you have to rent
Speaker 2: to buy it out. You'll be basically basically rent out
Speaker 2: the event game. Yeah, and then you know you say
Speaker 2: you control the ticketing and all that kind of stuff
Speaker 2: until it was crazy. We were able to do two
Speaker 2: shows there, which is awesome. We sold out two shows
Speaker 2: and then uh.
Speaker 4: And we almost weren't able to do it because the
Speaker 4: Knicks and the Rangers were in the playoffs, so we
Speaker 4: didn't know we were going to do the shows until
Speaker 4: like three days before because they take precedence, so the
Speaker 4: Knicks had to play they but we sold them already
Speaker 4: and then we.
Speaker 2: Saw the schedule. D I'm watching every nick game actually,
Speaker 2: Karen for the first time in ten years, right like
Speaker 2: it was, it was, it was, it was crazy and
Speaker 2: uh so we were able to do the game and
Speaker 2: then and that was just, uh are we able to
Speaker 2: do the shows? And that was just that was so cool.
Speaker 2: Fifty came out that was like, and is this?
Speaker 1: Did that happen to be? Turned out to be the
Speaker 1: next place? Especially no No, the Beacon. Oh wow, so
Speaker 1: we did a different different venue. One thing I know
Speaker 1: about you, right every time I go, when I look
Speaker 1: at the it seems like you always have fresh, new material.
Speaker 1: It seems like you don't repeat. And by the way,
Speaker 1: I love you know comedians who do that. Because I'm
Speaker 1: a rapper, I get that I have to use my
Speaker 1: verse more than one time. But when it's a particular special,
Speaker 1: I don't want to look at a special and see
Speaker 1: a joke that I heard, unless unless it's a repetitive
Speaker 1: joke that continues.
Speaker 2: What made you? What made you always come up with
Speaker 2: original material? I just didn't want to.
Speaker 4: I just didn't want to like waste people's money, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, Like when you're when you're starting
Speaker 4: comment and you're touring, you're going back to the Funny
Speaker 4: Bone in Albany every year if you're lucky that you
Speaker 4: could do these comedy clubs.
Speaker 2: And like, when people buy a ticket to a comedy club,
Speaker 2: they're buying two tickets.
Speaker 4: They're probably getting a babysitter, you know, I mean, they're
Speaker 4: getting a huber to go there. Like it's not a
Speaker 4: cheap night in drinks. So if you tell them the
Speaker 4: same jokes so you told them a year or two
Speaker 4: years ago, you know, you're not stealing money from them,
Speaker 4: but it's it feels like you're not really respecting them.
Speaker 4: And I was always trying to make sure that everybody
Speaker 4: who came to the last show would come back with friends.
Speaker 2: And that's how I've kind of built my career.
Speaker 4: Is like the start to the hundred and then I
Speaker 4: come next year and three hundred people, the next year
Speaker 4: at six hundred, and then next year after that, twelve
Speaker 4: hundred and then so yeah, it was just about that
Speaker 4: relationship and like respecting that relationship with the fans.
Speaker 1: Okay, now this is this is this is a question.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretending it's you, But.
Speaker 2: Is Cocker span there was a gun? How did I
Speaker 2: not know that. Okay, I get, I get to make
Speaker 2: make sure, make sure we get to that. But look,
Speaker 2: it wasn't that obviously. When did you find out you
Speaker 2: couldn't run laps around the English channel?
Speaker 1: Now I still think I could run laps the English channel, Sir,
Speaker 1: I still think I can't no.
Speaker 2: Back and back. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna try
Speaker 2: to do that. But you can't run because it's a swimming.
Speaker 2: It's a swimming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was trying to say I was that strong,
Speaker 1: So I said, light the candle, light can do The
Speaker 1: original line.
Speaker 2: Was light of white candle.
Speaker 1: When you light a white candle and the hood that
Speaker 1: someone passed away a light of candle ru lats around
Speaker 1: the Anie channel, So mad I could run lats around
Speaker 1: any channel, even though it's it's a body of water
Speaker 1: that tunes.
Speaker 2: I got a cock and spaniel.
Speaker 1: Cock and spaniel was the twenty two rock Waller was
Speaker 1: a forty five. Now I'm in the media.
Speaker 2: Was a pit bull.
Speaker 1: So that's how we was like, yeah, it was discussed.
Speaker 2: Twenty two is just like a little gun, a little
Speaker 2: gun like ahead of the game, these like white girls
Speaker 2: had these tiny little cockers bandels. I was like or
Speaker 2: he was doing just like that, but do it? I
Speaker 2: just got I need I needn't know New York. I
Speaker 2: didn't know, like a tunnel.
Speaker 1: So comedy has been like I look at Archie Bunker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I look at George Jefferson, and I say, these people
Speaker 1: are legends.
Speaker 2: But these people.
Speaker 1: Cameras would have would have canceled these right, But that
Speaker 1: made my childhood like I had to know that it
Speaker 1: was people like that that existed. It wasn't this community,
Speaker 1: whether it was poor or whatever.
Speaker 2: It was people that's outside.
Speaker 1: But it also let you know that it's it's funny
Speaker 1: to laugh at other people. It's funny to like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny to laugh at our indifferences.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Like I grew up black in Puerto Rican. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: got the best Puerto Rican jokes that I got from
Speaker 1: black people, yeah.
Speaker 2: Of course. And I got the blessed black people, Joe, you.
Speaker 1: Got from Perto Rican that I got from Puerto Rican. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: But I got to experience both sides. So what I'm
Speaker 1: trying to say to you is what comedy being.
Speaker 2: I don't what is.
Speaker 1: I don't want to censor it almost you know, what
Speaker 1: I mean, how do you?
Speaker 2: How do you? How do you walk that line?
Speaker 4: Here's still a still to me, it's like, well, first
Speaker 4: of all, is if you're offended by a joke, you're
Speaker 4: allowed to be. That's why I keep telling people like
Speaker 4: I think there's this idea that comedians are out here
Speaker 4: going you're not allowed to be offended by the joke.
Speaker 2: Like however you feel, you.
Speaker 4: Feel like I don't know how you grew up, Like
Speaker 4: maybe someone was really traumatic happened to you. And if
Speaker 4: I'm joking about it, you know you feel all those
Speaker 4: you know, horrendous.
Speaker 2: Feelings that you felt as a kid, right, so you
Speaker 2: all have to feel whoever you feel.
Speaker 4: If you tell me I'm making you uncomfortable to your face,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to say that joke around you anymore.
Speaker 2: I'll still say it around the world, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to say it to you, so I want you to laugh.
Speaker 4: But what I'm realizing now that like things are bigger
Speaker 4: for me, is that the way that we grew up
Speaker 4: specifically in New York. You probably haven't here in Miami,
Speaker 4: maybe in Los Angeles, maybe in like San Francisco, maybe Chicago.
Speaker 2: But it's very unique.
Speaker 4: Most people did not grow up with a level of
Speaker 4: comfort with another race or the.
Speaker 2: Station where you could bust balls.
Speaker 4: People who have been in the military have felt it
Speaker 4: because you military, you protecting your brother every single day,
Speaker 4: So it doesn't matter if you're he's Asian and you're
Speaker 4: fucking black. Like you got jokes to each other because
Speaker 4: there's so much love, like I'm keeping you alive, you
Speaker 4: give me life.
Speaker 2: But we felt so much comfort growing up with it.
Speaker 2: We never even thought about it.
Speaker 4: Like it wasn't until I got out of New York
Speaker 4: and maybe went to college that I even knew people
Speaker 4: got offended by things.
Speaker 2: Like this because it doesn't come from malice in our hearts.
Speaker 2: Like I mean, I was growing up in New York.
Speaker 4: I never met somebody who was like I hate this
Speaker 4: group of people. I never met a person like that, right,
Speaker 4: Like I've met tons of people who are like, oh, yeah, here,
Speaker 4: we got Chinese jokes, we got Puerto Rican jokes, so
Speaker 4: we got jew jokes, we got white people jokes like whatever,
Speaker 4: It's just those were rampant. But I never met like
Speaker 4: a I identify as a racist person, Like.
Speaker 2: Did you meet many of them? Oh? In jail?
Speaker 1: Yeah, But that was the difference. But you've got to
Speaker 1: do that in jail because you guys are bad.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So.
Speaker 7: When you toured the Middle America and these smaller towns
Speaker 7: where things might have been more segregated, how did the
Speaker 7: jokes come up?
Speaker 2: Well, towns aren't the issue.
Speaker 4: What I find mostly, I find the issue is probably like.
Speaker 2: People.
Speaker 4: It's probably like white people that came from maybe more
Speaker 4: affluent or suburban areas. Maybe they're from like Vermont or Maine.
Speaker 4: They don't really have any minority friends, and they're trying
Speaker 4: to do what they think is like the best thing
Speaker 4: they can do, which is like protect people who are.
Speaker 2: Oppressed, like the uber liberals. Yeah yeah, yeah, And I'm
Speaker 2: not trying to make a political thing because I'm from
Speaker 2: a good place.
Speaker 4: A lot of them, right, Some are just virtue signaling,
Speaker 4: but some are just like, hey, man, I don't want
Speaker 4: his feelings to be hurt.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't do that, which is like kind of nice,
Speaker 2: you want to protect somebody.
Speaker 4: What they don't realize is that, like, because they don't
Speaker 4: have friends that are minorities, they never even hung out
Speaker 4: with minorities, they kind of are infantilizing minorities.
Speaker 2: They're like making condescending.
Speaker 4: They're making them babies like they also themselves, or like
Speaker 4: they don't also have jokes right, Like we're not worried
Speaker 4: about making a joke about somebody growing up in New
Speaker 4: York because they got jokes back.
Speaker 2: Like if you were gonna crack on the Asian dude,
Speaker 2: he's cracked.
Speaker 4: You don't understand him, but it's coming back, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like even gay people.
Speaker 1: I know some of the fun I know some of
Speaker 1: the funniest gay people who haven't When you said, what
Speaker 1: do you say? Uh, you said, uh, the butt full
Speaker 1: of ship?
Speaker 2: No no, no, you.
Speaker 1: Said, damn, I'm forgetting that. But I got it right here.
Speaker 1: Uh he said, oh yeah, it's either you you're Christian
Speaker 1: or you're going to have it. They make this up,
Speaker 1: like I can see my gay friend saying, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: well I'm want to I'm going to dig heaven like
Speaker 1: say some some dumb ship like that, because I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: cliff Is, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to be.
Speaker 2: Let neat it. But the one line is going crazy. Okay,
Speaker 2: here's here's here's I'm going to dick Heath. I see
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. But here's what he's what's cray right now,
Speaker 2: we know what you're on the run eating. Don't make
Speaker 2: me man.
Speaker 1: So because that's something that's something right there, Like you
Speaker 1: joked with meek mill meek mill is.
Speaker 2: I love me free me bro, yes me get straight?
Speaker 2: Free me's straight. I'm saying he's gay. It is you,
Speaker 2: oh my man, because.
Speaker 1: I only say he's straight, right right, I say he's
Speaker 1: bad at proving he's straight. Okay, okay, yeah, yes, I
Speaker 1: believe he's straight.
Speaker 11: I call you if I call you gay, you pussy?
Speaker 2: Right, But if you did do that, what you got it? Now?
Speaker 1: Let me but let me let me, let me.
Speaker 2: Say he's straight. Let me defend me.
Speaker 1: He gets bad shake, let me defend me as a
Speaker 1: person who has never been accused of being gay. Right,
Speaker 1: he's probably thrown off because that's probably the furthest thing.
Speaker 1: He probably used to like the Illuminati rumors, used to like,
Speaker 1: you know, what's what's the guy like Ruben Vincent's the
Speaker 1: guy Ruben Michael Rubin like used to that the other ship.
Speaker 1: But when he when he when he's being bonguarded with
Speaker 1: these gay rumors, he's like, so, I mean, like it's
Speaker 1: like someone calling you four eyes or something like that.
Speaker 2: He's just so used to it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so he's also got to see the pictures from
Speaker 4: that part in the Hantons and be.
Speaker 2: Like, Yo, what the fuck doll we doing? You know,
Speaker 2: every summer you see the pictures and it's crazy. But
Speaker 2: all right now let me beat Devil's average. Yeah it
Speaker 2: was crazy, bro. Every years do you for you to
Speaker 2: grab the guy's hips and there's no pictures where they're
Speaker 2: not hugging. There's no pictures where it's just a regular
Speaker 2: conversation and a tap up. This is the next next summer,
Speaker 2: the guy a little. They don't invite these parties. I
Speaker 2: don't know. I know because you got to get into parties.
Speaker 1: But so like me again, let me just stay on
Speaker 1: that for a second, because to me, Meek is a
Speaker 1: street guy. He just like you said, do you ever
Speaker 1: like be cautious of that type of thing because.
Speaker 2: Maybe he'll find it funny.
Speaker 1: I remember that first he ceded it funny, he tweeted it,
Speaker 1: and then you double down and next trip you double down.
Speaker 2: So what's the other thing I'm for?
Speaker 1: Like whatever, this is no, but let me ask you
Speaker 1: because because as a rap rop, yeah, he found it
Speaker 1: funny at the first right, he tweeted it out, that's funny,
Speaker 1: and he was like, you know, that was funny.
Speaker 2: Cool boom boom.
Speaker 1: But then you doubled down, and then then you triple down.
Speaker 1: Are you wrong if he takes that in the wrong way,
Speaker 1: because it's like cool, I got it at first, but
Speaker 1: you kept.
Speaker 2: Going He's totally allowed to like be bothered or offend. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: Like and I get that.
Speaker 4: Actually I understand, like I was saying before, like how
Speaker 4: you react to anything is okay. We're not about to
Speaker 4: police the way Americans react to shit. Like you got
Speaker 4: freedom to react however the fuck you want, within the
Speaker 4: confines of the law.
Speaker 2: But if you like offended or bothered or annoyed, you're like,
Speaker 2: why the fuck does this kid do that shit? I
Speaker 2: would hope that.
Speaker 4: He knows my heart and I'm just trying to like
Speaker 4: make light of this kind of fucked up situation. But
Speaker 4: I always if you notice, like and the captions or anything,
Speaker 4: I'm always like, YO, leave me, glone.
Speaker 2: Me is not gay?
Speaker 4: This, you know, like I because I do think he
Speaker 4: gets an unfair shake on the internet, like the internet
Speaker 4: really comes for him because he kind of tweets it
Speaker 4: that it's child. So that's the other thing, Like he
Speaker 4: can't be just as I can't be, like upset at
Speaker 4: how he responds to something. I don't think he can
Speaker 4: be upset at how the internet response. People think a million.
Speaker 2: Different things of me, you and you.
Speaker 4: Like we put content out on the internet and they
Speaker 4: could cut it up however they want make us look
Speaker 4: what they And that's the cost of success.
Speaker 2: We can't. We can't have success.
Speaker 1: We can have a show.
Speaker 4: We sit around, smoke weed and drink alcohol, make money,
Speaker 4: feed our families, and then go.
Speaker 2: But why doesn't everyone understand me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just crazy. I had a comedian called me
Speaker 1: the other day about a doctored footage of Kevin Hart diant.
Speaker 1: I say, Mike, someone docted footage of Kevin Hart on
Speaker 1: our show.
Speaker 2: And and and you AI it was.
Speaker 1: It wasn't like the edit it where they made And
Speaker 1: I was like, Mike, dad was. I had to tell him.
Speaker 1: I was like, Yo, it got you. I was like, yo,
Speaker 1: they got you? Like this this what is a Mayweather
Speaker 1: spelling the goat wrong on our show?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah that was who it was. Got it was, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was gold. He spelled it correctly. If you're going
Speaker 2: to he spelled he spelled it right, but they did it.
Speaker 2: They just changed it around.
Speaker 1: Then this what is a little Wayne literally doing like this?
Speaker 1: He blows the wee thing. Ah, but they reversed it
Speaker 1: so it goes like this, and they go look at
Speaker 1: Norway's face and little Wayne goes like this and it
Speaker 1: looks like he sniffed a line, and I go, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, we would have edited that ship. But
Speaker 1: she is wild right now, Yes, it is wild. But
Speaker 1: free me, free me though, okay, Yeah, if you have
Speaker 1: anything to say to me to I love you, okay,
Speaker 1: that's still.
Speaker 2: And anytime you want to tweet about how much you
Speaker 2: love girls, just hit me first. I'll approve it. And
Speaker 2: then you put that ship out. And next time you
Speaker 2: get invited to that party. Were black, you gotta do
Speaker 2: something like that. White You're not allowed to hug me
Speaker 2: from the back. You gotta do something. You gotta wear
Speaker 2: a turtle shell or some ship. You gotta just this
Speaker 2: that party is getting to It does not feel a
Speaker 2: little weird at the party.
Speaker 4: And I know we could just say this because we're
Speaker 4: not invited, but a little weird, right, But I.
Speaker 12: Want to be invited. I don't want a lot of
Speaker 12: how badly I want to wear, what I want to
Speaker 12: ship that I'm a bio watch just to.
Speaker 1: Go there to the White Party.
Speaker 4: I think he means well. I think Michael Michael Rubin
Speaker 4: is he seems like a good dude. Seems like a
Speaker 4: good dude. It's just funny how the Internet reacts to pictures.
Speaker 4: But that's what we do as humans. Like we see
Speaker 4: a bunch of people enjoying their life, having a great time.
Speaker 4: Our knee jerk reaction isn't isn't to go well. I
Speaker 4: wish them the best, our knee jerk human interaction.
Speaker 2: Man, fuck you.
Speaker 1: But but I'm gonna be honest. And now this is
Speaker 1: for everyone in the room, right. If you look through
Speaker 1: your album photos, everyone has one suspect picture.
Speaker 2: I got a million.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's just I'm just being honest with you. You
Speaker 1: had it on an angle where you look this way
Speaker 1: and you had the tongue out and you look like
Speaker 1: Jordan going like that, and you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Like everyone has I'm just being honest. If you look
Speaker 1: through everyone.
Speaker 2: And the way they take pictures, the guy picked it
Speaker 2: that looks foul. You know when the hand was just
Speaker 2: going like this, yeah, so it's crazy man. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: oh yes, yes, okay, segue some flowers. Okay, that was hard.
Speaker 2: I like, but this is what we got to do
Speaker 2: with the This is like, so white people have this
Speaker 2: thing called like White Boy Fund.
Speaker 1: Are you familiar with It's very gay, it's yeah, yeah, yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: I know about them.
Speaker 2: Yeah white.
Speaker 4: Okay, And now I think black people are getting in
Speaker 4: on White Boy Fund and it's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they be fucking up though, because they they
Speaker 1: be saying Paul's and being you can't do it.
Speaker 2: You can't.
Speaker 1: You can't do the white boy You can't if Paul's
Speaker 1: has to go out the way we say, we say
Speaker 1: fast forward, fast forward.
Speaker 2: Yes, you fast forward.
Speaker 1: Because the other day he was like, I'm getting a
Speaker 1: date to come.
Speaker 2: I was like, Andrew, there's not that type of fell
Speaker 2: So I think I think that the more you embrace
Speaker 2: the White Boy Fund or the gay jokes or whateverthing
Speaker 2: like that, the less it can hurt you when it happens. Right.
Speaker 2: Does that make sense? No? But I get it. I
Speaker 2: get it.
Speaker 1: I drink yeaga before with Red Bull. What was that called, uh,
Speaker 1: the jaga bombs. That's that's Jaeger and with vodka.
Speaker 2: Right, No, what is he? What is he? Yeger? But
Speaker 2: beer beer? Yeah yeah yeah, crazy like a sack bomb.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, up and down. That's just crazy. Nobody gets
Speaker 2: white boy wasted. That is the best.
Speaker 1: And you know what's great about like real white guys
Speaker 1: who drink, is they wake up the next day like
Speaker 1: nothing happened, nothing screaming at the mirror. This motherfucker was
Speaker 1: fighting the mirror. He was punching the concrete ball wall
Speaker 1: and he'll wake up in the morning like nothing happened. Man,
Speaker 1: it just made my hands wolden.
Speaker 2: How awesome is that of your fucking com for twenty minutes?
Speaker 2: Call it it Albert hour. So I love it. I
Speaker 2: love it. But it's good.
Speaker 1: The only thing is when I'm good, when I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you my.
Speaker 2: Rule, I love you embracing our culture. No, I'm gonna
Speaker 2: tell you my rule. Though I'm very experienced culture. I
Speaker 2: appreciate it. This is what I do. Don't do. I
Speaker 2: don't mix you don't mix white boyfriend ends. No, I
Speaker 2: don't mix drinks.
Speaker 1: Okay, because yes, because they have like certain hours where
Speaker 1: they change and it's.
Speaker 2: Like, all right, cool, it's Johnny walk in time.
Speaker 1: They wait a minute, we were just on Hennessy, don't
Speaker 1: we stay on Hennessy And they don't do that.
Speaker 2: So you find if you keep the same alcohol, you
Speaker 2: can be more responsible.
Speaker 1: I could never let them know that I'm keeping the
Speaker 1: same alcohol because when they switch, I gotta act like
Speaker 1: I'm switching too.
Speaker 2: Really, yes, when they go all right, cool, yeah, good time,
Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. It is important to us
Speaker 2: that everybody takes part exact and the indulgence.
Speaker 4: Why is that, like if I'm doing shots, everybody gotta
Speaker 4: do shots.
Speaker 2: If you're not doing it, you're like ruining the vibe
Speaker 2: for some reason. Yeah, we do peer pressure like that.
Speaker 1: It's the best peer pressure in the world. And we're
Speaker 1: good at peer pressure. It's great, fucking good. Storm the Capitol.
Speaker 2: We did that. We got we talked about we got him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you get everybody talking ship about what they're gonna got up.
Speaker 2: What the out?
Speaker 1: You know how we've been saying we're gonna storm these
Speaker 1: mothers yo yo.
Speaker 2: One bird. One dude had lunch. He had lunch. He
Speaker 2: called a lunch bucket, wedged lunch like they had a
Speaker 2: lunch box. That staying there like that's real ship. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we thought it was gonna be our country, right, was off?
Speaker 2: It's twenty twenty two.
Speaker 1: You did a special and you said that you missed Trump, right,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and now we.
Speaker 2: Have Trump back.
Speaker 1: It's the first time ever we've all witnessed this. We've
Speaker 1: never seen a president.
Speaker 2: The context of the joke is important, though, yes, because,
Speaker 2: like I said, the median like you absurd he is,
Speaker 2: and like the news is just so bro. I feel
Speaker 2: like he's it hasn't been that many bars. Thank you're
Speaker 2: trying to get me. What do you mean? Elms is
Speaker 2: a bar and Elon muskets will replace those custom bars.
Speaker 2: That's kind of what I think. I think Trump is
Speaker 2: like laying in the cut and letting Elon take all
Speaker 2: the smoke.
Speaker 4: It might be the strategy because nobody said about Trump
Speaker 4: anymore because it doesn't stick. Like I feel like, for
Speaker 4: so long they've been saying things about Trump, trying to
Speaker 4: make him like radioactive and toxic, and.
Speaker 2: People were just like all right, whatever, Like they convicted
Speaker 2: him of ship. Yeah, people got over right, like so
Speaker 2: he was grabbing him by the pussy nights son. I did.
Speaker 2: I did defend that one. That is that is I
Speaker 2: did defend that one. Yeah, because he was like, if
Speaker 2: you're famous, like you could do that. You've been famous.
Speaker 9: You know that.
Speaker 2: I'm married. I've always been married. I'm famous married.
Speaker 1: But I had nineteen ninety eight the best of year
Speaker 1: of my life. I still have never grabbed nothing by
Speaker 1: the pussy. You never grabbed by the bussy. No, I
Speaker 1: don't think so that's good for you. I think it
Speaker 1: might have been the fifth the first. You can't gonna
Speaker 1: kids start like that if you speak absolutely, if you
Speaker 1: see a girl.
Speaker 2: Walking down the street and her pussy looks ungrabbed rewinded.
Speaker 9: So so this is it is real or not?
Speaker 2: Bro not this box, it's an actual box. Then look
Speaker 2: at what they're gonna say. Look at what are you
Speaker 2: gonna say? You say, by a whole box of nothing rewind.
Speaker 1: So so let me ask you, as a as a comedian,
Speaker 1: is Trump giving you the material that you need to
Speaker 1: successfully deliver these jokes?
Speaker 2: Like it was fun Like in the beginning when he
Speaker 2: was just so people couldn't believe what was happening, and
Speaker 2: now I think it's very common.
Speaker 4: Like so in the early stages, we all kind of
Speaker 4: knew he was funny, but like people were scared to
Speaker 4: admit it because they're like, well if I say that,
Speaker 4: what will my friends think?
Speaker 2: Right? And now that he's won, and he won easily and.
Speaker 4: He's popular and like the majority of the country supports him,
Speaker 4: it's no longer dangerous to defend it, right, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean? If anything is more dangerous to defend
Speaker 4: the opposite side, Like that's more fun and exciting.
Speaker 2: I think with comedy and risky, you always want to
Speaker 2: go against the grain, Like it was risky to defend
Speaker 2: Trump with the gravel by the pussy shit. So that
Speaker 2: was a fun joke for me, you know. So I'm
Speaker 2: thinking about, okay, like, how could I this is a
Speaker 2: crazy statement that he said. How could I defend this?
Speaker 2: Like what, what's something funny about it? You know? So
Speaker 2: I write a joke about it? And so now it's
Speaker 2: like the opposite What is the joke defending I don't know,
Speaker 2: lighting tessel on fire some ship, which I don't think
Speaker 2: you should do, but like, what's the funny joke defending it?
Speaker 9: You know?
Speaker 1: But when he just when he met with that dude
Speaker 1: that had the sweat suit on the.
Speaker 2: Lensky, the sweat that was crazy that she was that
Speaker 2: she was crazy. That was a wrap battle. It was
Speaker 2: one that was smack TV in the neighborhood. No, it
Speaker 2: was like, you're in no position there. No. I was
Speaker 2: like he was touching that the first time. I was like,
Speaker 2: that's some queen ship right there. You're in no position.
Speaker 2: This is the queen sit.
Speaker 4: The one of the reporters goes, uh. And it was
Speaker 4: like a Russian reporter she goes ah. While they're all there.
Speaker 2: He goes and but if Putin doesn't accept the ceased files, guys, German,
Speaker 2: how do you do? I don't think that is German?
Speaker 2: How do you do? Russian? I'll take what is the
Speaker 2: what is? The Russian does nothing except right and uh
Speaker 2: and uh. And Trump just looks and he goes. He goes,
Speaker 2: he goes, what if someone drops a bomb on your head?
Speaker 2: What you know? But that's this is what people realize.
Speaker 4: And I keep telling people Trump is like this billionaire,
Speaker 4: he came from money and all that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: But he talks poor like. He doesn't talk like he
Speaker 2: comes from money, like he went to Ivy League schools.
Speaker 2: He talks like he's from the plot. He's just off
Speaker 2: the cuff. What if someone drops Obama in your head,
Speaker 2: he's the president. He just told the reporter, what if
Speaker 2: someone drops ob he goes to a woman.
Speaker 4: So I think there's a relatability to that, And now
Speaker 4: I think most people are like comfortable saying that, right,
Speaker 4: So it's not as dangerous to defend him or like
Speaker 4: even admit that he's funny.
Speaker 2: Like, obviously the guy's funny. We all know. Do you
Speaker 2: think he thinks he's funny?
Speaker 4: Yeah, And he like like when we interviewed him, if
Speaker 4: he says something that makes you laugh, that's right, you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like he said this ship that made me laugh.
Speaker 2: He was like he's like, yeah, I got shot, and
Speaker 2: you know, these these country doctors, these country and I
Speaker 2: laughed because it was like he's he's he's because he's
Speaker 2: so New York he don't even realize it sometimes. So
Speaker 2: like he called a doctor in Ohio a country doctor,
Speaker 2: and it's just like that's where he got at.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it was a Pennsylvania was Pennsylvania, sorry but right, yeah,
Speaker 4: but so he it's Pennsylvania not even really like right
Speaker 4: the middle of America.
Speaker 2: In his mind, if you're not from New York, you're
Speaker 2: from the country. So he goes these country doctors, you know,
Speaker 2: like it is my He was surprised they had instruments
Speaker 2: and ship it was, you know, these country doctors.
Speaker 4: And I laughed and he heard and he saw me laugh,
Speaker 4: and he kept saying it a few more times because
Speaker 4: he's like working his set.
Speaker 2: But like anybody else would be very like disciplined. They'd
Speaker 2: be like, oh, this doctor was excellent and the training
Speaker 2: that they received, and he was like, God is fucking
Speaker 2: country bumpkin with his overalls fixed my earpt he's a boy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: But going back to you having him on this, did
Speaker 7: you get any other insight of having him in person
Speaker 7: in front of you.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, yeah, he's like a cute listener to like
Speaker 4: what people are going through really yeah, like and it
Speaker 4: could be for better or for worse. But that's I
Speaker 4: think his competitive advantage is like, if you are saying
Speaker 4: something is bothering you, he will listen, where a lot
Speaker 4: of politicians on both sides they might hear you, but
Speaker 4: they'll go, we know how to make it better. Just
Speaker 4: trust us, you guys, sit down and don't do anything.
Speaker 4: Whereas Trump is used to entertainment and TV, he's used
Speaker 4: to the ratings. He's like what are the people like, Okay,
Speaker 4: let's do this.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 4: They like when I say you're fired, that's gonna be
Speaker 4: my tagline, You're fired.
Speaker 13: Like.
Speaker 2: He's very in tune with the audience, if you will.
Speaker 4: So it's not surprising to me when people are like, man,
Speaker 4: the food is unhealthy in America, and he appoints the
Speaker 4: guy who says the food is poisonous to run.
Speaker 2: The right Like. It's just very it's very transactional in
Speaker 2: that way. Robert Kennedy. Yeah, so he's wrong with his voice.
Speaker 2: I don't I'm not going to s too much. White
Speaker 2: boyfriend Bro.
Speaker 1: Definitely has definitely snipped a lot of cocaine, and he's.
Speaker 2: Like I think he was. He admitted he was on
Speaker 2: Heroin for years. That's right. Yeah, yeah, he wanted to
Speaker 2: do drinks now, yeah I missed that. What why are
Speaker 2: you laughing at? Yeah? We got Heroin fiend Lyard for
Speaker 2: Rob Kennedy. Yeah you want him over here? Goddamn you
Speaker 2: ain't bad from here. I'm doing Heroin over here, goddamnit.
Speaker 2: And he showed American people how to eat exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: Only Heroin there that can show you how to eat.
Speaker 2: But he looks good though, like for his who's his
Speaker 2: best friend on the Rock or something? His best friend? Yeah,
Speaker 2: the Rock, the Rock with Rob Kennedy. Google it, some
Speaker 2: crazy google it Robert Kennedy and the Rock. He's like,
Speaker 2: that's that's his friend. Yeah, google it. You just made
Speaker 2: that one of this. Let me tell you something. This
Speaker 2: is this is that's the that's the most Google's different. Wait,
Speaker 2: different way Google is slow. Google. Your Google's not hear
Speaker 2: some ship. You're wrong cocaine. Your Google.
Speaker 1: Celebrity something that rights not wrong with somebody else.
Speaker 2: It's a celebrity. It's not the Rock who Rock and
Speaker 2: r f K?
Speaker 7: Yes, yes, I mean everybody's good friends with the Kennedy
Speaker 7: So I guess Kennedy.
Speaker 1: I got Kennedy fried Chicken.
Speaker 2: I'm saying I know them, but but but there they
Speaker 2: were down with I've never seen the rocking r f
Speaker 2: K together. It's one of these actors.
Speaker 1: They he was supposed to like running and he's gonna
Speaker 1: have him as his VP.
Speaker 2: Oh, I forget what you're saying. I forget what it was.
Speaker 2: I forget what it was. This is when he was
Speaker 2: trying to come to drink Champs that we should have
Speaker 2: had him on you gotta have them on now, wants
Speaker 2: to have one. He's great, he's charming. Yeah, but he
Speaker 2: ain't gonna drink. So that's right. Who cares? We have
Speaker 2: people that don't do you have sober people on head? No?
Speaker 2: But I want him to drink.
Speaker 1: You want to hear the story because I wanted him
Speaker 1: to drink and be like, hey, man, I remember Marilyn
Speaker 1: Monroe was sniffing.
Speaker 2: Coach for this. Want the son that's his uncle. That's
Speaker 2: not the son, his father too, you know my father's man.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, it was it was It was just
Speaker 2: like he's getting locked with that white House. Must be crazy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was now.
Speaker 1: And kid Rock has a replica of the White House
Speaker 1: and his his his where he lives.
Speaker 2: Is his property and his property. I know. I didn't
Speaker 2: hear that. Yeah, and all they do is cocaine all day.
Speaker 2: He he he made the White House. This is cocaine.
Speaker 2: Thought I made up? But yeah I did. That's what
Speaker 2: I made up. But I heard that he has a
Speaker 2: replica of the White House. But like like, like I've
Speaker 2: seen that. Yes, when you walk in, it's like a
Speaker 2: party house stuff. Oh okay, that's what he does his
Speaker 2: parties in the White House. Yea, all right, that's vibes vibes. Right,
Speaker 2: that's a lot of money. You got to have a
Speaker 2: lot of money to have a replica to the White House.
Speaker 2: Be your guest house, Be your guest house. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: a flex. That is a flex. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I heard kid Rocks a little racist, but we'll still
Speaker 1: have them on.
Speaker 2: Racist. I don't think k Rocks are racist. Dude. You
Speaker 2: know he's conservative for sure. You said something about Maga hat, right, Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: just so you know, Yeah, the Tesla truck is the
Speaker 2: new Maga, which is crazy.
Speaker 7: Which is crazy because it was the ultimate symbol of
Speaker 7: liberalism at one point.
Speaker 1: But the Maga, by the way, I wake up every morning.
Speaker 1: I see this Latin I lady every morning, the one
Speaker 1: from the.
Speaker 2: Thing in his special No, that was that's the nurse
Speaker 2: they come out.
Speaker 1: But I see this lat lady went every morning on
Speaker 1: the beach. She has a make America Great hat.
Speaker 2: She's trying not to get sent back, and I swear
Speaker 2: me no submission.
Speaker 1: Has been running this ship for maybe three straight years straight.
Speaker 1: We see every single morning she does not know whether
Speaker 1: to say hi to us or but guess what, But
Speaker 1: we don't know whether to say hi to her.
Speaker 2: Neither, But why we don't know? Why can't you say?
Speaker 2: How do you? Probably you're Cuban?
Speaker 9: Right?
Speaker 2: She looks at us, we look at her. You don't
Speaker 2: think he's maga?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 2: No, I'm definitely no.
Speaker 14: Ship.
Speaker 2: Are we really going to leave? I got some more?
Speaker 2: I'm not. It's not as horrible. Ain't nobody more magga
Speaker 2: than a Cuban in Miami? But let me tell you
Speaker 2: you're you're right? Stop it everybody right now, you're right.
Speaker 2: Let me just tell you something. Me and I regret
Speaker 2: you know how me and dad?
Speaker 9: You?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Would you say the community, the Cuban community here,
Speaker 2: especially in Florida.
Speaker 7: Percent obviously not one hundred but most majority. Yeah, but
Speaker 7: this goes back to the Kennedys. This is very historical
Speaker 7: with Cubans. Well, I think that's being Republican. I think
Speaker 7: that's an important.
Speaker 4: Thing to understand, is like, uh so, if you understand
Speaker 4: like what Cubans have been through, you'll understand why they're
Speaker 4: so concerned about a country going towards communism. And they
Speaker 4: see liberalism go to socialism then to communism, right, so
Speaker 4: anything super liberal, they get concerned that they're going to
Speaker 4: go through what their family already went through, these horrible stories.
Speaker 2: Right where they lost everything, right.
Speaker 4: Right, Because I don't think anybody gets pushed back to
Speaker 4: Cubans when they say what they experienced and how they
Speaker 4: don't want to experience it again.
Speaker 2: Right, But they've gotten pushback because people don't know the history.
Speaker 2: But people who know the history understand that's a Cuban.
Speaker 7: I'm confused sometimes too when they're so magga, because I'm like,
Speaker 7: this administration is also very cozy with Russia, who in
Speaker 7: a former KGB the ultimate communists, you know, Like, yeah,
Speaker 7: so it's that's a little confusing at times.
Speaker 1: What's the guy name that was running for president?
Speaker 2: John? President? John? What was a guy name?
Speaker 1: And I believe that that particularly is when me and
Speaker 1: Daddy Yankee stopped speaking, was because he had endorsed him.
Speaker 2: It was a Republican guy. You guys stopped talking over politics.
Speaker 2: I believe so.
Speaker 1: No, I believe so he publicly at that time we
Speaker 1: got to call him John McCain.
Speaker 2: No, Daddy Yankee, bro, let's kind of get him on
Speaker 2: the phone. What is that called called?
Speaker 7: Hell?
Speaker 1: Get John McCain on the phone. I mean, heaven, excuse me,
Speaker 1: my bad what the I don't mean to say that.
Speaker 2: No, we gotta call man. Yeah, but that's where I pinpointed.
Speaker 1: Wait, so you guys caught beef over that I publicly
Speaker 1: denounced him publicly.
Speaker 2: You were against McCain.
Speaker 1: Of course I was, and he was for McCain, and
Speaker 1: I believe McCain was against Obama.
Speaker 2: Or yeah, became ran against each other. But they had
Speaker 2: like a really very very cool They all over McCain
Speaker 2: after death, which is one.
Speaker 1: So he said he didn't even want to come to
Speaker 1: his He didn't want him at his funeral. He told
Speaker 1: he's on his death. He said, yeah, you know, you know,
Speaker 1: do you know how mad you gotta be on your
Speaker 1: niggas said, you know what you want is just make
Speaker 1: sure Trump will come.
Speaker 2: Up to my sh like this. See there's a lot
Speaker 2: of craziness and all of this ship.
Speaker 3: This is why.
Speaker 2: Why so you haven't spoken him since I believe I
Speaker 2: could be get my time.
Speaker 1: That that can't be the reason. I mean, I have
Speaker 1: met him, have no other problem, We have no other
Speaker 1: you have nothing. We haven't spoken seventeen years. I believe
Speaker 1: that I believe this kind of says it's something you
Speaker 1: didn't want to tell you that knowing that I was
Speaker 1: your friend.
Speaker 9: Huh.
Speaker 2: On the flight to l A, I told he was
Speaker 2: right next to me and he didn't said word to me.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, see, I don't know. There's something I don't
Speaker 2: like to see each other.
Speaker 1: But okay, what I'm saying is that's how deep politics is.
Speaker 2: That That's why I broke that up. Yeah, but and
Speaker 2: it is that thing about it. It was, yeah, the
Speaker 2: puller Vicky Jams.
Speaker 1: Remember I didn't understand Nikki Jams supporting Trump neither.
Speaker 2: I didn't understand all that.
Speaker 1: But then Nicky Jams came out and then he called
Speaker 1: him a girl. He's like, he's one of them. He's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, I'm introducing Nicky Champs. She's hot, one of
Speaker 1: them out there.
Speaker 2: He's talking about a got Hi. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Ni Jams still stayed on the campaign, so Ome Boy
Speaker 1: the comedy specially and called Float floated garbage, which was
Speaker 1: horrible jokes.
Speaker 2: Horrible joke. Who said this, Tony Haynes Cliff, that's right,
Speaker 2: that's you don't get perto Rican newspaper. You only get
Speaker 2: the Qban newspaper.
Speaker 4: Tony Tony is hilarious comedian. You know, it's it's he
Speaker 4: did not take it back. So here's the thing about
Speaker 4: that joke, and like, is uh he actually had like
Speaker 4: a thoughtful, like explanation kind of happened. But I didn't
Speaker 4: realize this because at first when I saw him do
Speaker 4: the joke, and like, Tony's a buddy of mine, Like
Speaker 4: I love Tony, But what I thought is that he
Speaker 4: just doesn't understand what Puerto Rico was. That was my
Speaker 4: knee jok reaction because I was because Puerto Rico to
Speaker 4: New Yorker's Like if you saw the way the audience reacted,
Speaker 4: they were like, oh, like they didn't cheer it it.
Speaker 2: They were like confused because to.
Speaker 4: New Yorker's, Puerto Rico is like our first exotic vacation, right,
Speaker 4: Like when you grow up to kind of regular in
Speaker 4: New York, you don't get to go to Cabo or
Speaker 4: some shit. Your first exotic vacation with your family is
Speaker 4: you go to fucking Ringclone or whatever, and you just
Speaker 4: enjoy Puerto Rico. Right, So I was like, Okay, maybe
Speaker 4: he doesn't know how we feel about Porto Rico. And
Speaker 4: then well that it's even a US territory that they're
Speaker 4: US citizens exactly, So he goes, and then and then
Speaker 4: I was, I was, I was either talking to him
Speaker 4: or watching him say something about he goes, he goes.
Speaker 2: Dude, actually had nothing to do with that. It's an
Speaker 2: old bit. Do you remember when there was a floating
Speaker 2: pile of garbage in the attic?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, I don't know what. The way this ship
Speaker 2: was moving was combining it.
Speaker 4: It was like my own why so it was a
Speaker 4: playoff of that, but because that was a story three
Speaker 4: years ago.
Speaker 2: But we didn't really make the connection, you know, So
Speaker 2: it wasn't really I understood that connection. I just thought
Speaker 2: it was for that than the rest of us. But
Speaker 2: like I guess, the idea was.
Speaker 4: It wasn't just, hey, this is funny because I'm calling
Speaker 4: something garbage. The idea was, I'm playing off of this
Speaker 4: thing that's happening, you know this What did you call it?
Speaker 4: Like some sort of like a recycling issue in the world,
Speaker 4: in the oceans or whatever.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I hate explaining jokes, but it's not come.
Speaker 2: What I'm trying to say is like, it's not coming
Speaker 2: from this place, like this is how I see Puerto
Speaker 2: Rican people. I think they're garbage. It was a playoff
Speaker 2: of this like horrible thing at hackening you.
Speaker 7: But it's also it was the platform where it was set.
Speaker 7: I think it Trump made it a little weirder.
Speaker 4: This is what I keep telling people is like how
Speaker 4: everybody interpreted that is okay, Like, we can't be upset
Speaker 4: at how people interpreted it because they don't have all
Speaker 4: this information about him.
Speaker 2: They might not even know who he is. So if
Speaker 2: that upsets him, that's all right. But I'm gonna tell
Speaker 2: you explaining where he's coming from as a friend.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you where where the people were coming from,
Speaker 1: because right now they have all his tax breaks for
Speaker 1: you know, the wealthy papers that's coming into I.
Speaker 2: Saw a lot of Dominicans agreeing with that joke. I
Speaker 2: just want to let you know Perto.
Speaker 1: Rico, yeahah, Tony said that ship there was like, but
Speaker 1: here's the deal they have and bad Buney recently like
Speaker 1: made like damn a whole album about it and made.
Speaker 2: Visuals about it.
Speaker 1: They're visualizing Puerto Rico without Puerto Ricans.
Speaker 2: So you're talking about that that tax break where essentially
Speaker 2: you pay zero dollars in income tax if you make
Speaker 2: over a certain amount of money and you have to
Speaker 2: live there for a lot of seven months people. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and the idea is to like bring people into the
Speaker 2: what is it called territory? What do you do to
Speaker 2: bring people into the territory. They have a lot of money,
Speaker 2: and hopefully they'll inject money into the local economies. That
Speaker 2: is the idea.
Speaker 7: But it's also could be gentrification because now you're bringing
Speaker 7: these people with money they owe people.
Speaker 2: So I get it too. Yeah, no, I I first
Speaker 2: of all, I get why people do the same shit
Speaker 2: in Florida. By the way, Okay, I'm out here, like
Speaker 2: you know how much taxes costs in New York, and
Speaker 2: then you've moved here and you're like, whoa, I can
Speaker 2: save a lot of money, so much better exactly. So
Speaker 2: Puerto Rico is the Florida for Floridians.
Speaker 1: It's even better because I don't believe it's no federal
Speaker 1: tax in Puerto Rico.
Speaker 2: I believe it. Do you get what I'm saying, Like
Speaker 2: Florida is still federal tax? Of course? Of course, what
Speaker 2: I'm just saying is like, so in New York, let's
Speaker 2: say you're making a lot of money, you spending fifty
Speaker 2: percent of tax and then you've got to spend five
Speaker 2: percent in city tax and in property tax. If you own,
Speaker 2: so you're at you're at fifty percent at least, so
Speaker 2: maybe a little over. You come down to Florida, you
Speaker 2: save thirteen percent, right, So let's just do raw numbers.
Speaker 2: If you're a rich dude, you're making ten million a year,
Speaker 2: you're making you saving one point three million dollars cash
Speaker 2: a year just living in Florida. So I got that.
Speaker 2: So that's why a lot of people moved to Florida.
Speaker 2: Now it's a lot of part out. You stay where
Speaker 2: y'all at. It was just put another state, Texas. You
Speaker 2: moved in Minnesota, they do it in Texas too.
Speaker 4: And then there are people that go, Okay, I can
Speaker 4: say thirteen percent here, but wait a minute, I could
Speaker 4: save another forty percent on top of that if I
Speaker 4: moved to Puerto Rico, and I just got to say
Speaker 4: there for six months and I travel.
Speaker 2: Every weekend, so it's not even really moving there.
Speaker 4: That's so I guess I'm hesitant to criticize everybody that
Speaker 4: goes to Puerto Rico to do it, because I know
Speaker 4: a lot of people that moved to Florida to do
Speaker 4: that exact same thing in Texas to do the exact
Speaker 4: same thing, so you just doing it to different levels.
Speaker 2: Now it does suck if they're pushing people out of
Speaker 2: certain areas.
Speaker 1: That's the party's part. That part, understand it is because
Speaker 1: that was something that I didn't realize that they were
Speaker 1: going through. And then Bad Bunny and then Nicky Jams
Speaker 1: Nikki Jams came up.
Speaker 2: It was like, I'm not taking back my support of
Speaker 2: Trump because of that joke.
Speaker 1: But and then the people who was telling them, like, yo,
Speaker 1: look how many people like this, like like I remember Queensbridge,
Speaker 1: Like Queensbridge. I remember at one point, this is when
Speaker 1: Trump wasn't president. Trump was just the real estate tycoon
Speaker 1: and letters was under these people's doors and it was
Speaker 1: given everybody like ten thousand dollars to move out because
Speaker 1: they wanted to turn Queensbridge into the first Manhattan development company.
Speaker 1: The Queens Bridge is fucking a golden mind. It's right
Speaker 1: from the street, right across the street. And I remember,
Speaker 1: like people like and that was like the first sign
Speaker 1: of gentification ever hit in New York City. And I
Speaker 1: remember people like certain people were happy, they were like
Speaker 1: I got ten thousand dollars and certain people.
Speaker 2: Had nowhere else to go, So it's a totally different thing.
Speaker 4: What was triggy about the gentrification thing also is like
Speaker 4: there's a lot of people that are minorities or whatever
Speaker 4: that ethnic group is, that like have lived in that
Speaker 4: area forever, right, and they bought their homes there, and
Speaker 4: those people are actually really making a lot of money
Speaker 4: because of the gentrification. So there's there one argument where
Speaker 4: you go, like, it's really fucked up that this other
Speaker 4: group is moving in and causing prices to go up
Speaker 4: and moving these people out of the community that they built.
Speaker 4: There's another part where it's like those people that made
Speaker 4: that investment in that area are now getting reward up.
Speaker 4: They're get low key is like white people get to
Speaker 4: do that all the time. They get to buy real
Speaker 4: estate somewhere and then they get to sell it.
Speaker 2: And nobody goes, how dare you sell out the community?
Speaker 2: Everybody goes, oh, you're a smart real estate developer. But
Speaker 2: is second a black person does it, or a Latino
Speaker 2: person does it, They're like, how dare you sell out
Speaker 2: your community? It's like he's just trying to make like
Speaker 2: minorities don't own in their community. That's that's the problem.
Speaker 2: That's the problem, entirely true. I think the percentage would
Speaker 2: probably I don't know, I get what you are saying,
Speaker 2: but there are definitely ones that do.
Speaker 4: And like there's part of me that like goes man,
Speaker 4: I don't knock that person that has an opportunity to
Speaker 4: make life changing money of selling their brownstone and like
Speaker 4: they could take on crazy debt to put their three
Speaker 4: kids through school, or they could make billions of dollars
Speaker 4: sending selling their brown zones to some fucking white family
Speaker 4: from the city, and now their kids don't got to
Speaker 4: worry about college.
Speaker 2: Like this ship is a little bit more complicated, you know,
Speaker 2: you know what it is.
Speaker 1: Sorry politically much switch back to the interview. But it's
Speaker 1: an example, a perfect example that just happened right now.
Speaker 1: It's flow Rider. I just bought a whole goddamn a whole.
Speaker 2: Fucking women crazy, right, him and Freezy who was.
Speaker 1: I didn't know if he had a partner. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: my bad, Feezy his name.
Speaker 2: I think it's created.
Speaker 1: But flow Riders just bought a whole fucking thing, right,
Speaker 1: And then I seen I saw that, you know, I
Speaker 1: wanted to promote that, but then I've seen trick Daddy
Speaker 1: double down on him and was like, Yo, I'm actually
Speaker 1: have a store there, Like.
Speaker 2: Do you know how much? And I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying black or white. I'm saying hip hop.
Speaker 1: I'm saying people who understand that we want our community
Speaker 1: to be better. The more things like that happen, the
Speaker 1: more this ship is is it's the education. Man.
Speaker 7: We had a got in the financial education to make
Speaker 7: those moves, and that's really where we were.
Speaker 2: We're that's that's like I think the illusion is that
Speaker 2: people got that financial education too.
Speaker 4: Like I'm financially illiterate. My parents were financially illiterate. They
Speaker 4: were fortunate enough that they made money. Like my parents
Speaker 4: had a dance studio. They're teaching dance lessons. But and
Speaker 4: then dance lessons were popular, so they were able to
Speaker 4: make money and like ma and yeah, yeah, and uh.
Speaker 4: But like the illusion is that I think that there's
Speaker 4: like the majority of us know what the fuck is
Speaker 4: going on.
Speaker 2: We don't. And I think that's where the resentment comes from.
Speaker 4: Is like you see these people that understand the stock
Speaker 4: market and they understand investing, they understand real estate, and
Speaker 4: they seem to get richer and richer and richer, and
Speaker 4: I'm going to use us like, obviously we're doing well,
Speaker 4: but like people that grew up similarly to us, we
Speaker 4: grew up at different levels but still without like this.
Speaker 4: Maybe you're financially literate, I don't know, but like I
Speaker 4: didn't grow up learning about none of that shit, So
Speaker 4: the rest of us are kind of like, hold on,
Speaker 4: hold on, how are they making thirty percent on the
Speaker 4: stock market.
Speaker 2: I don't even really understand st We grew up scared
Speaker 2: to invest anything. The market's gonna crash. I'm gonna lose everything.
Speaker 7: To invest money to this thing that's called a stock
Speaker 7: that I don't know and I can't grab it.
Speaker 2: He owns it, So of course I'm gonna buy something stupid.
Speaker 2: It looks like I could use watch a car or
Speaker 2: whatever exactly, because in my.
Speaker 4: Brain, I'm like, well, at least I can hold it
Speaker 4: and it has value and I can see it. So
Speaker 4: I think that, like to your point, that financial education,
Speaker 4: getting as many people that grew up without that education,
Speaker 4: which is really passed down from your family. It's not
Speaker 4: in school, but getting people invested into the market or
Speaker 4: at least understanding what the market is, so that they're
Speaker 4: not so intimidated, then they'll feel connected to the success
Speaker 4: of America. Right now, it feels like there's a few
Speaker 4: people that make a lot of money in America and
Speaker 4: everybody else kind of just like hopes to get lucky.
Speaker 7: That's the sentiment that I feel. No I saw you
Speaker 7: talking about that. It makes sense. Once you're invested, then
Speaker 7: you're invested.
Speaker 2: In the whole country being SUCCESSU that was this idea,
Speaker 2: and I'm sure that like it's short sighted and there's
Speaker 2: definitely holes in it, et cetera. But the gist of
Speaker 2: it is that it makes sense.
Speaker 4: Right if every American born got ten thousand dollars put
Speaker 4: into an account that was invested in the S and
Speaker 4: P five hundreds, so like the top five hundred stocks
Speaker 4: that are being traded, and they weren't allowed to touch
Speaker 4: until they're twenty two, I wonder if they would have
Speaker 4: a lot more positive energy towards American industry simply because
Speaker 4: in let's say they're fifteen years old. In seven years,
Speaker 4: you want these companies to thrive because in seven years
Speaker 4: you're going to reap the benefits of that. So instead
Speaker 4: of lighting Tesla on fire, you're looking at Tesla you're going,
Speaker 4: holy shit, this is an American made auto company. One
Speaker 4: hundred percent of the cars are made in America. I'm
Speaker 4: invested in that company. I wanted to thrive. Maybe I
Speaker 4: disagree with Elon and all this other stuff and protests
Speaker 4: that's American, like, find another way to protest, but I'm
Speaker 4: not going to light that shit on fire, because hey,
Speaker 4: we're all invested in the success of this company.
Speaker 2: And that's I think that's what a lot of the politics.
Speaker 4: Shit misses is like there are people that are they
Speaker 4: come from situations where they don't have access to this
Speaker 4: type of financial education and they are left behind, and
Speaker 4: they're just looking at these politicians going, you all are.
Speaker 2: Lying to me. I'm waiting for one of you to
Speaker 2: actually look like you care.
Speaker 7: And I think also there's a people lack in this
Speaker 7: country historical context to a lot of things, so they'll
Speaker 7: get mad about something right now, understanding a backstory that like.
Speaker 2: No, we live in the president, but this is what
Speaker 2: happened right now.
Speaker 7: Sure you don't understand what happened here, here, here, and
Speaker 7: here that led us to hear and not knowing that
Speaker 7: if you knew that, then you could maybe understand people more.
Speaker 2: Put yourself in their shoes, absolutely, and we'd have more understanding.
Speaker 2: Let me switch it up for a little bit, right.
Speaker 1: The beautifulest thing to me about your comedy is I
Speaker 1: can actually just put it on strap.
Speaker 2: Walker, just listen to you all day, like, strap you on, man.
Speaker 15: Like that, because the thing about it is, like, you know,
Speaker 15: I got this strapped.
Speaker 2: So many different times.
Speaker 1: If you if you name you know a comedian, you'll
Speaker 1: say he's a Mexican comedian, and then you'll say he's
Speaker 1: a Puerto Rican comedian. He's a black comedian, but he's
Speaker 1: a white comedian. I feel like your comedy is so
Speaker 1: good that I don't think people even.
Speaker 2: Address you as a white community. That's interesting, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like you are like the
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson of white people, meaning like.
Speaker 2: What are you mean by makes sense?
Speaker 1: I mean like you transition because people who don't judge
Speaker 1: you race wise, right right right, they judge you comedic wise,
Speaker 1: like if you if like, if you speak to a
Speaker 1: person that's that's white, they don't look at Michael Jackson
Speaker 1: like he's a black person.
Speaker 2: They just say he.
Speaker 1: Transcends, right, And to me, that's what you do with
Speaker 1: your comedy is like, like.
Speaker 2: Mike Tyson isn't black, Like ohja, he's OA, he's not
Speaker 2: became black. Transitions that you know what's funny.
Speaker 4: No no, no, no no no, not to cut you,
Speaker 4: but like that is a good point because I remember
Speaker 4: there was a lot of contention when he said that,
Speaker 4: like the documentary came out that OJ was like black
Speaker 4: and everybody looked at that like he was like maybe
Speaker 4: embarrassing being black or something like that. But I think
Speaker 4: he was making a statement that was kind of true
Speaker 4: that he was so famous he was beyond his race.
Speaker 4: And I think you king like Will Smith is Will Smith,
Speaker 4: Denzel is Denzel.
Speaker 2: Like they just they're beyond the sens that's really interesting.
Speaker 2: And Michael Jackson is that yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know if you remember George Jefferson and
Speaker 1: Archie Bunker had a conversation and then George Jefferson says
Speaker 1: to him like he asked him about a black dude,
Speaker 1: and then he's like Sammy Javis. I believe he was
Speaker 1: like Sammy Davis is not black. And then George Jefferson
Speaker 1: is like what And certain people transition that they don't
Speaker 1: look at them like Michael Jackson was one of them.
Speaker 1: Eddie Murphy was one of them. It's crazy, it is interesting. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you to me, I'm sorry, I'm sorry to throw
Speaker 1: you in that.
Speaker 2: No such compare me to the racist. Don't you compare
Speaker 2: me to Archie.
Speaker 1: But but I literally listened to you, especially as I
Speaker 1: was jogging.
Speaker 2: That's what I meant by strap on.
Speaker 1: So I was jogging and I was like, I pitched
Speaker 1: myself as a white person, and then I pitched myself
Speaker 1: as a Chinese person, and then I pitched myself as
Speaker 1: every race that I could think of, And I was like,
Speaker 1: your comedy is that good?
Speaker 2: Appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I felt like I could appreciate the comedy as any race.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that. And I think that, uh, I genuinely
Speaker 4: give all the credit to that, to like growing up
Speaker 4: in New York City. And I don't think it's even
Speaker 4: possible to do without growing up in New York City
Speaker 4: because that was my school.
Speaker 2: Like I went to public school in New York City.
Speaker 2: Like half of my public school was Asian, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like it was just you are around so much diversity
Speaker 4: that you learn how to communicate with each other and
Speaker 4: it's just natural like, I'll be honest with you, it's
Speaker 4: probably more uncomfortable for me to be around like like
Speaker 4: some super rich, like like snobby white people than it
Speaker 4: is to just be around like working class, middle class
Speaker 4: everybody else.
Speaker 2: That's real.
Speaker 4: And we don't talk about this a lot, but a
Speaker 4: lot of it is class, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: Like just being around like super wretch boogie people. It's
Speaker 4: just a little different, and it's not like a language
Speaker 4: that I communicate in. I'm a little rough around the edges,
Speaker 4: so I'm gonna make some fucked up jokes, you know whatever.
Speaker 4: And they might be like a little put off by that,
Speaker 4: but that's a New York thing.
Speaker 2: One hundred percent. We are comfortable with each other. We
Speaker 2: say these jokes about each other and I think, yeah, no, no,
Speaker 2: but but how was that gay? We're comfortable with each
Speaker 2: other because they heard it in Spanish, like.
Speaker 1: If this was right over the edge, you go right
Speaker 1: there like you're right dear.
Speaker 2: Like and most people laugh because yeah, I don't know
Speaker 2: how to explain it. It's just like, well, that's the
Speaker 2: beauty of stand up versus like sometimes the podcasts, like
Speaker 2: when we're just chopping shut up on a podcast, we
Speaker 2: might say some things that go over the edge, and
Speaker 2: then we look back and we're like, yo, what the
Speaker 2: fuck when we talk like that's crazy. That happens all
Speaker 2: the time, all the time.
Speaker 4: Whereas with stand up, you say that on stage for
Speaker 4: a year and sometimes it goes too far and the
Speaker 4: audience is like, now we don't like that, and then.
Speaker 2: You just slowly find it exactly. So podcasts is like
Speaker 2: a bunch of lumps of clay, I always say, whereas
Speaker 2: like the stand up becomes like a statue. So yeah,
Speaker 2: to what you're saying is we're basically vomiting here exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: Almost like two hundred guests, not one of them have
Speaker 1: put on the belt. I'm not gonna lie to you.
Speaker 1: This is that's.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, but our show is about giving This is called
Speaker 2: white entitlements.
Speaker 1: Our show is about giving people they flowers where they
Speaker 1: could smell them, they thoughts, what they can tell them,
Speaker 1: they drinks so they can drink them, which he's slow drinking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we want to give your flowers.
Speaker 1: We want you to understand your comedy is needed.
Speaker 2: Do I keep it in the case, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: go plate the flowers. This is fire I'm.
Speaker 1: Keeping this, yes, please, because you are truly you have
Speaker 1: you have, You're I'm gonna quote Drake, it started from
Speaker 1: the bottom.
Speaker 2: And you hear, I'll say you started from the middle.
Speaker 2: But I appreciate, appreciate you're going to read that song.
Speaker 1: I'm starting from the middle.
Speaker 2: Now you're here because I know people have started like
Speaker 2: from the bottom bottom. That's the thing, Like pause, the
Speaker 2: uh where did that boss come from the bottom? You
Speaker 2: know what the bottom is? I mean, I wasn't even
Speaker 2: going there. What's the bottom? Bottom?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 4: No, But like but like, for example, like Charlotte Man,
Speaker 4: like where he came from, like in his life experience
Speaker 4: Monks Corner, South Carolina, dirt roads, population eight thousand people.
Speaker 2: Well, he say that so much. I'm remember exact. I
Speaker 2: remember I went amongst corner and the roads were paved.
Speaker 2: There was twenty four thousand people living. Now like this
Speaker 2: motherfucker been lying to me for ten years and.
Speaker 1: It got a crystals there now exactly.
Speaker 4: But yeah, like I just see, like where he came
Speaker 4: from and where he got to is incredibly impressive. And
Speaker 4: I think that a lot of times you can judge
Speaker 4: the impressiveness of somebody, like if somebody gives you.
Speaker 2: A million dollars and you turn into one million, one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand.
Speaker 4: That's not as impressive to me as if you go
Speaker 4: from zero dollars to one hundred thousand.
Speaker 2: You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: And so I look at a lot of those people
Speaker 4: that are in those kinds of situations and I'm like,
Speaker 4: whoa that that took a lot of straight Just genius,
Speaker 4: really genius.
Speaker 1: I remember one time we was in hunt Fish Club.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and I was sitting there. We had dinner
Speaker 1: Gary Spot. I believe people, no no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: It's like the place in that Times Square Fist club.
Speaker 1: And I'm sitting there and then this is the time
Speaker 1: telling you Andrew out hooded me in a hood spot.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you remember that. We're sitting there.
Speaker 1: I believe y'all talking about at least I'm not sure
Speaker 1: Brett of the time, but we're talking about on the
Speaker 1: run to Eating Me and Charlamagne my food show.
Speaker 7: They already had, because you know, I saw already when
Speaker 7: I signed the contract CBS Radio.
Speaker 2: He walked by it. Okay, so this might be you
Speaker 2: already had brilliant We said, Hi, you were.
Speaker 1: Such a gentleman and he was at the back of
Speaker 1: the restaurant. And then as I'm leaving, I was.
Speaker 2: Like, all right, cool, you know, we did everything, and
Speaker 2: then you looked at me and he was like the
Speaker 2: whole time I didn't know. I'm like, I'm like, yo, goodbye,
Speaker 2: like you know, and he's like, wait a minute. So
Speaker 2: fucking time that was.
Speaker 16: It was like that.
Speaker 2: That was one of my most awkwardest, beautifulest moments. So, now,
Speaker 2: how did the relationship with you and Charlomagne? We met
Speaker 2: on guid Code, so we're doing guy code.
Speaker 10: That was like tinder, Yo, yeah, this is funked up.
Speaker 10: This white boy wasted waited keep it going. So yeah,
Speaker 10: so we met on Tender and you said that and
Speaker 10: we we went and it.
Speaker 2: Was it was just like we were both doing the
Speaker 2: show and like I thought.
Speaker 4: He was hilarious, and uh, keep in mind he's coming
Speaker 4: into New York at this time, Like we all grew
Speaker 4: up listening to.
Speaker 2: Hot ninety seven.
Speaker 7: This is what we did our entire lives, right like
Speaker 7: enemy but wait, no it but didn't you work with
Speaker 7: Wendy Williams before?
Speaker 2: But he's still enemy. Remember she left she was in
Speaker 2: Philly or something. Like that.
Speaker 1: Right when he was she still had syndicated just Philly,
Speaker 1: New York. So what he's saying is correct. He's almost
Speaker 1: enemy number one, right, Like.
Speaker 2: Was was life like your radio you understand, like hip
Speaker 2: hop like the way that we especially in New York City,
Speaker 2: but also the world, Like I think that was a
Speaker 2: lot of like America's access to hip hop was hot,
Speaker 2: and they made you choose gangs.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's just like and then he came in
Speaker 4: and to see like hot ninety seven deteriorate into what
Speaker 4: it is now compared to what it was. I don't
Speaker 4: want to be in celting, but like clearly there was
Speaker 4: a victor in this battle. And Breakfast Club became one
Speaker 4: of the most prolific, like hip hop shows in the world.
Speaker 4: And I know that for a fact because when I
Speaker 4: would travel the world and do stand up, people would
Speaker 4: come out from Reakfast Club like they will come out
Speaker 4: from Brilliant Idiots, which was worn off of the success
Speaker 4: of Charlemagne and Breakfast Clubs.
Speaker 2: Like to see what he I mean, And and that
Speaker 2: was like radio wars, like you know, we realized those
Speaker 2: there was nasty, nasty. It was like gang wars is
Speaker 2: gang like I think people people think.
Speaker 7: It's just the artist that was doing that ship, but
Speaker 7: it's the radio, which I thought was a little ridiculous
Speaker 7: for it to get that crazy.
Speaker 2: I agreed, I don't know how many. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to tell anybody else's stories, but like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you guys know more of that about that than me.
Speaker 2: Let's go, so tell me, tell me, tell me about
Speaker 2: that connection though.
Speaker 4: So then we were just doing pods and then uh,
Speaker 4: then he hit me because a guy named Chris Morow
Speaker 4: who produced the podcast Loud Speaker Loud Speakers.
Speaker 7: Network, of course, originally to do Drink Champs. Yeah, oh
Speaker 7: you guys should have done Drink Champs. Man, we got
Speaker 7: well it wasn't Drink Champs. Yet they approached him to
Speaker 7: do a thing that we used to do on Serious XM.
Speaker 4: To got it as you're on the thing whatever was
Speaker 4: smarter them to do it anyway, And he was like,
Speaker 4: do you guys want to do it? And Charlotte would
Speaker 4: I what I and I would just get on the
Speaker 4: phone every week anyway and just talk ship about whatever
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 2: He's like, do we just do this as a podcast?
Speaker 2: And we did it and it was successful almost immediately
Speaker 2: because of him, and people were listening to him every
Speaker 2: single morning anyway. So listening to him on a podcast
Speaker 2: wasn't this like foreign easy? It was it was like
Speaker 2: I want more of this guy, and yeah, from there
Speaker 2: the rest is history. Man. But it was. It was awesome.
Speaker 2: It was just awesome.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so tell me Radio Wars, because I really don't
Speaker 4: think people know how serious it got.
Speaker 1: No Radio Wars is serious. I don't know if people know.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to. I don't want to on the radio. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I kind of do it, yes, but I'll be honest
Speaker 2: with you. It was an incident that happened for ninety seven.
Speaker 7: I wasn't about the incident. I mean, but that has
Speaker 7: something to do with the wars, with the radio war.
Speaker 7: He asked me my experience, Oh, I think it was.
Speaker 7: I mean, I can't the radio stage. I'm taking old
Speaker 7: story everybody else.
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear my story. So there's there's
Speaker 2: a shootout that happened in front of ninety seven. I
Speaker 2: was not there.
Speaker 1: This is when Hot ninety seven was where Hudson Street
Speaker 1: it was stuck. Yeah, this is when the Feds came
Speaker 1: and a little Kim Foxy Brown Copone and Oriega or whatever,
Speaker 1: and it's like twenty one shots that happened.
Speaker 2: I had nothing to do with it. I was there.
Speaker 2: My story of sticking to it. This is the war
Speaker 2: that happened at the Ratis session the radio.
Speaker 4: But that's where the people would That's the other thing
Speaker 4: people realize is like that's where the rappers would go
Speaker 4: all the time.
Speaker 2: So see each other the exactly.
Speaker 1: So it's easy to say Caponea and Oriega, Julia Mafia,
Speaker 1: Little Kim, and Foxy Brown was banned for life from
Speaker 1: MS broadcast Wow Slash Clay Channel. I believe I could
Speaker 1: have a big incident. It's a big incident.
Speaker 2: We are dead. It's like a year and a half
Speaker 2: and yeah, we're basically dead.
Speaker 1: We had even the radio stations that that hated Hot
Speaker 1: ninety seven stood by them because they was like that
Speaker 1: was disrespectful.
Speaker 2: What happened.
Speaker 1: Mind you, no one anticipates this at all. All of
Speaker 1: a sudden, radio station comes out of nowhere called Power
Speaker 1: one O five their first event or first whatever had
Speaker 1: Little came on there. The band Little came at ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Me I'm the band Norrige cause of dev Jam. Immediately
Speaker 1: Mike heuser, what's going on. That's why if you look
Speaker 1: at the original drops from Power one O five, I'm
Speaker 1: a part of that army.
Speaker 2: I'm the only one that says I did not say
Speaker 2: I flipped switch. What do you say?
Speaker 1: I say, I'm on Power one five because High ninety
Speaker 1: seven held me down moment how seven said we're gonna,
Speaker 1: We're gonna, We're gonna.
Speaker 2: Clear you because you we actually spoke to.
Speaker 1: They had to speak to the fucking car service guy
Speaker 1: to literally say that Nori wasn't there, like they had
Speaker 1: to do their own deposition. You know that ship where yeah,
Speaker 1: with the car service, this is real ship. I never
Speaker 1: said this publicly.
Speaker 2: This is how I got And then Russell Simmons took
Speaker 2: that and brother the Prince thought you were there. Even
Speaker 2: I knew him, and I called him, yo, you're good.
Speaker 2: He didn't believe.
Speaker 1: And so if you think about it, out of everything
Speaker 1: that ever happened, I'm the only person that's from that
Speaker 1: death Jam era. Death Jam had control the Power one
Speaker 1: five at that time. Sorry, I don't know if they
Speaker 1: have now, but I'm the only one that just says,
Speaker 1: don't flip the switch.
Speaker 2: I don't say, don't put.
Speaker 1: The switch because I was a power I was a
Speaker 1: hot ninety seven artists and say, but that's how deep
Speaker 1: the radio wars was was.
Speaker 2: I literally.
Speaker 1: Couldn't get shows in New York City, but my record
Speaker 1: was playing around the world. But New York City and
Speaker 1: New York City ran the fucking world.
Speaker 2: So this is around when like, this isn't super thug, No,
Speaker 2: this is this.
Speaker 1: Is two thousands, early two thousands, because this.
Speaker 2: Is yeah, early two thousands after Bang Bang, this is
Speaker 2: bang bang, Right, this is bangs.
Speaker 1: This is two thousand and four something like that. I mean,
Speaker 1: we got a Google us that's not googling Jesus Google.
Speaker 2: He got, he got, he got fucking managing Google reform.
Speaker 2: Bro look at the like he looks at us and
Speaker 2: he's it's still high.
Speaker 1: So that's quick, Thomas lan, Oh we're doing that, Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got Is.
Speaker 2: He gonna finally drink? What's what's that? Quick? Time of salon?
Speaker 2: It's my third drink. She keeps giving me drinks. Yes,
Speaker 2: all right, this is our drinking game. Okay, We're gonna
Speaker 2: ask you two questions. Yep, you pick one, do not drink.
Speaker 2: If you pick from one of the two, you do
Speaker 2: not drink. Two choices. Yeah, you got two choices. You
Speaker 2: pick one, we don't drink, right, I don't know what
Speaker 2: you're saying. Give you two choices, Okay, John or Joe. Okay,
Speaker 2: if you pick John, you don't drink. We don't drink.
Speaker 2: If I picked Joe, we drink.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 2: If you say both are neithered like you don't want
Speaker 2: to answer the question. Okay, just let's start it and
Speaker 2: you tell me what happened? How many times to be
Speaker 2: out down this game? I have no clues. This is
Speaker 2: how you describe it. No, it's always a terrible me
Speaker 2: him both describing we debate. He described who describes it worst.
Speaker 2: So so you're right about thank you? Thank you? Would
Speaker 2: not understand, but understand get it shot ready though? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's please. I got to drink here, I'll drink.
Speaker 2: This works. You're on drink Chance not water Champs, and
Speaker 2: I'm gonna chance and everything?
Speaker 8: What is that?
Speaker 17: Remember pimples moment? But tell when we trink your off
Speaker 17: camera shout out to Bert Bert who sent us Bert
Speaker 17: Chrischer and Tom Segura.
Speaker 2: I'm not yeah, both of them because they're the two bears.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right there podcast right, they're killing it with that.
Speaker 2: I think me and Burt should make twins over. That
Speaker 2: sounds a great idea. Oh twins song. No, the song
Speaker 2: you don't a good promotion for.
Speaker 1: I was too hipp you you wait way to dj
Speaker 1: W Did you say you are DJ without be DJ?
Speaker 2: All right? So we ready, let's go.
Speaker 1: I said we're doing when we drinking off off cameras
Speaker 1: in the case, I don't know, this is the shots
Speaker 1: that we're drinking.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: Hey, I'm not going to try to why two of
Speaker 1: the whitest dudes in America have a Spanish last night?
Speaker 1: Mom is Peruvian, Yeah, but it cancels is pan that's
Speaker 1: kind of that kind of councils because he's so white. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he speaks Spanish, though, so he might be out Spanish.
Speaker 2: And me you could pass white.
Speaker 1: They've been saying that you Arabian, Mexican Rican.
Speaker 2: I like that. I was like like that, you pronounced
Speaker 2: that he's a spy. This guy's a ho. Did we
Speaker 2: pronounced very? But also, but what's the first pint? Wait?
Speaker 2: Didn't you do reggae tone? You don't know how I
Speaker 2: didn't speak any spell speaks. He did this on English.
Speaker 2: My hustler. He was in English. Man, great to meet you.
Speaker 2: Can you can you tell me what? Can you tell me?
Speaker 2: What the daddy Yankee line man with the we got
Speaker 2: the brendel? What does that mean? Somebody else gotta say
Speaker 2: because you just you just said what did he says.
Speaker 10: You? No?
Speaker 2: Sum Alan gotelina? Yo? You got the brend You're basically
Speaker 2: saying the turn on the motors? Yo. You speak Yo.
Speaker 2: You're Puerto Rican. I used to live in Spain.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, I used to live
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. Not that Spain is
Speaker 1: he that was Let me just say you something. Spain
Speaker 1: is the most racist relate. I got my family's in
Speaker 1: that studio. That is the most id from It was great.
Speaker 2: I knew it white the Moors exactly. So you might
Speaker 2: be Moroccan. That's what you are, one of them, bro.
Speaker 2: I love this show man. No, it's true. He's right.
Speaker 2: The Moroccan came. He's right. They did come in and
Speaker 2: get y'all. That's as olive skin. Ready. Yeah, and a
Speaker 2: lot of architecture and the music and all the other
Speaker 2: good mathematics.
Speaker 1: Okay, are you ready? Richard Pryor or Red Fox Richard Prayer.
Speaker 2: That was easy.
Speaker 4: Nas, Jada kids, all respect to Jada, but it is Nas,
Speaker 4: but it's it's tons of respect to Jada.
Speaker 2: I love fucking Jada. But for me growing up in
Speaker 2: New York City.
Speaker 4: If you asked me that question, Nas or jay Z,
Speaker 4: I tell you Na's growing up in New York City.
Speaker 4: So that's just how it was when I was growing up.
Speaker 4: So you no, yeah, but no disrespect to Jada. Not
Speaker 4: like Jada's heartbroken that I don't think, like, how.
Speaker 2: Is he going to recover?
Speaker 1: It is upside down on a pull up ball, right exactly.
Speaker 2: He's doing anywhere.
Speaker 1: Patrise O'Neill or Bernie Ma Patriseatrise O'Neill, right.
Speaker 2: But but Bernie is like, those are those are my
Speaker 2: two of my top four? Get out of here. Who's
Speaker 2: your top? It's Patrise's number one, Eddie, Bernie Chris Rock
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, I like you. I like it. So you
Speaker 2: just named the top four. You said the top five. Yeah,
Speaker 2: just that's Rushmore for me, those are those that's my
Speaker 2: Rushmore rush Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm not even naming order, but for me, Patrise is
Speaker 4: the best. But then the others were like, those are
Speaker 4: the other three were the most transformative for me. Like
Speaker 4: I remember seeing Kings of Comedy at the movie theater
Speaker 4: on Eleventh Street and Third Avenue with my friends and
Speaker 4: seeing Patria say sorry, seeing Bernie for the first time
Speaker 4: and being like, holy ship.
Speaker 2: No way you said you were on the polls. No,
Speaker 2: because I grew up in these village. So he was
Speaker 2: in the Yeah, Webster Hall was around the block. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so will you say that? So yeah, this man moment
Speaker 2: with your let crossed off. Yeah, he's comfortable run away people.
Speaker 2: You know he's getting this. How you know he's getting money.
Speaker 2: So there's a so that movie theater, all right, so
Speaker 2: you know this, you know how there's like the uh
Speaker 2: the exit door that's like you can go through the
Speaker 2: back of the theater. So well, we would buy we
Speaker 2: would buy one ticket and then and then there was
Speaker 2: an exit the back of the movie theater and then
Speaker 2: a back door that was right next to Webster Hall,
Speaker 2: and then ten of my friends would come in through
Speaker 2: the back. He knew that you were probably aware of it.
Speaker 4: He helped out, but there was a don't even know
Speaker 4: if he was still working there, but anyway, it doesn't matter,
Speaker 4: all right, who else think your big pun.
Speaker 2: Big L. Wow, you just went for the third.
Speaker 1: If we're going off of big you think we got
Speaker 1: to get shot for that because you you made up
Speaker 1: different ship.
Speaker 2: And out you got it? Oh yeah, I mean Big
Speaker 2: L like Big Old.
Speaker 4: I get that's another one in New York City where
Speaker 4: it was like even getting to even getting the albums
Speaker 4: with the cassettes were tricky, but there was so much
Speaker 4: buzz about him.
Speaker 7: I remember at that time. Yeah, and he was going
Speaker 7: to sign to Rockefeller. That would have been crazy.
Speaker 2: I thought he did. I thought it was I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't think it ever happened, but it was it
Speaker 2: was gonna happen. And then didn't he get shot off
Speaker 2: over his brothers? It was yeah, it was yeah. But
Speaker 2: but I just remember listening to him and like, just stylistically,
Speaker 2: the ship that he was doing was so funny. There's
Speaker 2: that that that line ass Beavis, I get nothing, butt head.
Speaker 2: My game is vicious and cruel. Now he had crazy punch.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah, he was one of the ost
Speaker 2: lyricists for sure, and.
Speaker 4: It was so clever and funny, and even the storytelling
Speaker 4: was great, like that Casualties of a Dice Game song.
Speaker 2: He was prolific, like absolutely, I'm good, thank you. I
Speaker 2: just had to try the weed. I don't know. I
Speaker 2: can't fuck with the weed. It makes me said, so
Speaker 2: give him the heroine, give me the heroin, give me that. Kay,
Speaker 2: you need an r f K afterwards. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: Bill Berr, Bert Kushner, Uh, Bill Berber, I mean Bill Burr.
Speaker 2: Bil Bert. Yeah, I love, I love, I love. I
Speaker 2: feel like I have to copy it.
Speaker 4: I love Bert, but like Bill Burr is like one
Speaker 4: of the most prolific comedians ever to hang out with
Speaker 4: Bert Kreischer any day of the week. But if I
Speaker 4: got to watch an hour stand up and I don't
Speaker 4: know that made people, I would choose over Bill Burr.
Speaker 2: In reality, I'm be honest. I want to watch this
Speaker 2: new one too, man, Bill Burr and Bert throughout a
Speaker 2: new one too. He just dropped Lucky Lucky check out
Speaker 2: out on Effix, and then Bert got one on Hulu
Speaker 2: to just dropped as well, that's the one. I want
Speaker 2: to watch it. Yeah, I'm be honest.
Speaker 1: The way he described not wanting to watch the Super Bowl,
Speaker 1: who Bill Burr with non super Bowl people? Because to
Speaker 1: be honest, there is people who watch the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: for the fucking commercials. Yea half of the proper way
Speaker 1: halfway hate those people. They're just sitting there and they're
Speaker 1: loud during the game and quiet during the commercials.
Speaker 2: Are you describing women? I didn't say that. I didn't
Speaker 2: say that because there's a couple of guys in I
Speaker 2: believe you believe you look like a commercial, but you
Speaker 2: about none of that ship. But I rather you look
Speaker 2: like you into that new rather commercial and the last
Speaker 2: part of the score. Okay, who on? I cool? Let's go, yeah,
Speaker 2: who played the Super Bowl? Does? Yeah?
Speaker 7: The Eagles and the almost no St. Louis No, it's
Speaker 7: like a from last year. I mean, I gotta all right, what.
Speaker 2: Else is the reason why we do sports? Great? Cool?
Speaker 2: Let's go Kevin Hard and Dave Chappelle in terms of
Speaker 2: in terms of whatever terms and what'll do that?
Speaker 4: I mean Kevin Hard, Okay, I think I just like
Speaker 4: Kevin Hart's like personality more, but I think Dave is
Speaker 4: a better stand up comedian.
Speaker 2: But in terms of so you're saying both then he
Speaker 2: said both. Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 7: J This is waiting for you, sir, all right, this
Speaker 7: is written for you. It's written for me. Thanks Tupacer easy.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, you are easy. These guys right Columbia Republic.
Speaker 1: The Dominican and Colombian only do a sniff coke and.
Speaker 2: They're just riding before Ice gets here. But is that
Speaker 2: like a it's not real cool? But is that a tupac?
Speaker 2: I guess, yeah, what do you mean? I guess. I
Speaker 2: mean I'm always gonna go with the New Yorker.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I felt like I felt like that was
Speaker 1: like a shot.
Speaker 2: That was like a weird shot shot. All the greatest
Speaker 2: rappers come from New York like like hey, but will
Speaker 2: be like what it is like even the West Coast
Speaker 2: greatest rappers come from New York. What isation this guy?
Speaker 2: He didn't credit work credits in the world right here?
Speaker 2: What's that fake out of town?
Speaker 16: And bro?
Speaker 2: These guys a Miamians right here. This guys didn't have
Speaker 2: his green car number one, so he's not even American.
Speaker 2: This guy's been in Miami like forty years. I'm making
Speaker 2: a phone call for you, Ice Cuba, scar face. That's
Speaker 2: what's written for you, Ice Cube. You don't want to
Speaker 2: drink huh oh no, I'll drink anyway. But going Tiffany
Speaker 2: Hattish Monique, I mean, you don't have to drink. I'm
Speaker 2: just Tiffany Hattish or Monique Man. I love a man.
Speaker 4: Monique is I'm gonna have to drink for this Monique.
Speaker 4: It's more of a legend and stand up comedy. But
Speaker 4: I love Tiffany. I've never met Monique personally, but like
Speaker 4: in terms of like history and stand up comedy of course.
Speaker 4: But uh, Tiffany is just like she's the most fun
Speaker 4: to hang like. She's just straight energy. She's incredible.
Speaker 2: So I will drink to that one. Cool because I
Speaker 2: want you to be careful.
Speaker 1: Because Kendrick lamar coritique, you right, critiques me.
Speaker 2: Where's the Kendrick question?
Speaker 1: This is the question right now?
Speaker 2: Question? What is it? That's the way it happens. Kendrick.
Speaker 2: What did Kendrick actually say to you? He just said
Speaker 2: you just say name though, right, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: don't think he I think he was talking about you.
Speaker 2: He was he was talking about white Beard, white guy. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that Spanish guy. Spanish white Spanish and white guy with
Speaker 2: the Moroccan blood.
Speaker 1: Because by the way, this is the biggest two rat
Speaker 1: battles in the world. And then out the blue he's
Speaker 1: still he's like, well, no white.
Speaker 4: Gosh, you don't let no white some dude comedian, don't
Speaker 4: talk about no black woman less, that's the law.
Speaker 2: I don't even really care about that much.
Speaker 4: Like about that, Like I thought it was like corny,
Speaker 4: like you'd try to like censor another artist because like
Speaker 4: you're an artist, like I always saw him as like
Speaker 4: prolific artists. But it was the next line that I
Speaker 4: thought was crazy, and nobody.
Speaker 2: Really talked about. What's that line? He's like, uh, and
Speaker 2: to the nwards and the coon and the nwords being grooves,
Speaker 2: slide on both of them. What does slide mean to
Speaker 2: you guys? What's that shoe?
Speaker 16: Right?
Speaker 2: So, no, no, it doesn't necessarily mean shoes, all right,
Speaker 2: whatever it is.
Speaker 4: I thought a lot of people thought that that's in
Speaker 4: reference to Charlemagne and Alex Media, who I do the
Speaker 4: show with. So if you're telling people to slide on
Speaker 4: my friends, anything I say back after that is fine
Speaker 4: in my opinion.
Speaker 2: But I love the I love these people. So if
Speaker 2: you if you're going.
Speaker 4: To put that energy out there in the world, whatever
Speaker 4: I say back to you was fine because you took
Speaker 4: it there.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean.
Speaker 7: Like, but he didn't say your name though, so you're
Speaker 7: not it's you. I think it's so he didn't say,
Speaker 7: so my point, ma, he didn't say my name though,
Speaker 7: so we don't know it's about me.
Speaker 2: Idea, So how.
Speaker 1: Did how did you and Kendrick even cross paths?
Speaker 2: We did it cross paths?
Speaker 1: So what what joke did you said that offended him?
Speaker 2: I think that he was if he was talking about me,
Speaker 2: which I think he was talking about but if he
Speaker 2: was talking about it.
Speaker 4: Honestly, I didn't even respond to it for weeks, like
Speaker 4: because I was doing My special verse he said.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it was on one of the songs,
Speaker 2: and then it was uh and and so I didn't
Speaker 2: respond to it for weeks, like I don't really give
Speaker 2: a fuck, Like I was filming my Special, so I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not gonna like let this describe from it.
Speaker 16: And then.
Speaker 2: You know, I had some people tell me that that's
Speaker 2: you know, there was some confirmation, let's just put it
Speaker 2: that way.
Speaker 1: And I was like, all right, cool, dig go other rappers.
Speaker 1: So it's like you have to respawn now, correct. I
Speaker 1: wanted other rappers meet Mel Diddy, other rappers like you like, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: that's true, yes, Like that's true.
Speaker 2: I have to even think about that. I have to.
Speaker 4: No, I don't have to do it for No, I
Speaker 4: don't have to. But at the same time, I was like,
Speaker 4: it's kind of corny. And if you're gonna like call
Speaker 4: to violence to my friends, like all.
Speaker 2: Right, like we're gonna we're gonna have a we're gonna
Speaker 2: have a conversation about this, and and Drake, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not at all.
Speaker 4: No, I'm going to make fun of him. That's what
Speaker 4: I do best, you know, So I do jokes and uh.
Speaker 4: But also like he is allowed to say whatever he
Speaker 4: wants to say, like I don't.
Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm in the business of like policing art, right,
Speaker 2: you know. But if you do say some ship that's
Speaker 2: crazy about my friends, Like, don't be surprised if I
Speaker 2: say someth as you should too.
Speaker 4: And there's a lot of people that were like a
Speaker 4: lot of people like that was just a bar. He
Speaker 4: don't really mean it seriously, And it's like, do you
Speaker 4: think I meant it seriously?
Speaker 2: You think what was the bar that he was responding to?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think that. So we had these two cornballs from
Speaker 2: the UK on the pod and they were I'm lost
Speaker 2: now is on the I must have missed this one.
Speaker 2: Is that how you came? Guys? K I don't know
Speaker 2: what's going.
Speaker 1: Harry spears, I hear you now. I'm sorry, but good,
Speaker 1: I went too far.
Speaker 2: That was not that was not lost bad. I love none,
Speaker 2: don't love him. You just you're not into the UK.
Speaker 2: Drill United stated, Drill what about this? There's this dude
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: Day the cops gotta have guns first and then I'm gonna.
Speaker 2: Take you out clubs. That's what I kept saying.
Speaker 4: It's like there's that show out there called yeah that ship,
Speaker 4: what was it called Top Boy?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they shooting niggas in the top but they were
Speaker 2: sharing a gun. Yeah, everyone had to say they had
Speaker 2: a time share for a gun. Yeah, they were sharing
Speaker 2: a gun. They were sharing a gun. It was like,
Speaker 2: you know, we gotta kill them the third week of
Speaker 2: June because I don't get I don't get the cockassman
Speaker 2: the week of June. So I'm looking at this as
Speaker 2: an American going, how the fuck is their whole drama
Speaker 2: built around sharing a gun? But they shaking motherfuckers out there,
Speaker 2: don't get they getting close, so they shaky, they do
Speaker 2: They sha because they need to make up for you know,
Speaker 2: it's you know, it's it's crazy out there. You know,
Speaker 2: this is going to hell in a handbasket. I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: if there was a sword fight outside of Hot ninety
Speaker 2: seven years ago, we would be going, what the fuck
Speaker 2: is calling on? Like, we would be asking questions. Get
Speaker 2: the musketeers are outside. We respect your games, We understand.
Speaker 2: Got crazy. They're gonna put on the shop. We don't
Speaker 2: got time share this South Africa. They're like, so they
Speaker 2: got gun, don't around South Africa? Bro, everything got gun? Yeah,
Speaker 2: says something about that. And they got good people. You know,
Speaker 2: I was there, tell me people out there for Americans,
Speaker 2: it's weird to watch like crime shows in other countries
Speaker 2: where not everybody has a gun. That said something worse
Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, we have grenade blowing ship. It's like
Speaker 2: we have every gun. Yeah, said that. Brad Pitt is
Speaker 2: in what is he?
Speaker 1: Bro is one of those fight club like Eleven's Oceans eleven, No,
Speaker 1: no Oceans eleven the other ones like, and he's like
Speaker 1: a fighter.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, lockstock into smoking barrels and snatched. Yes, yes, yes, phenomenal.
Speaker 2: But that was that was fire. I fuck with that show.
Speaker 2: Those are about the gypsies, the Pikey's or whatever they
Speaker 2: call them. That's cool. Those are tough motherfuckers. Yes, I don't.
Speaker 2: We got here because we felt bad. We're making fun
Speaker 2: of people from London. And here's the thing. I love
Speaker 2: people from Love.
Speaker 1: We believe you're gonna stab us. You hate their rat,
Speaker 1: you hate their rap, the new rat, the new rap.
Speaker 1: I like the old rat, you.
Speaker 2: Like the old one. And Cardinal they still no cardinals
Speaker 2: from Canada? From Canada?
Speaker 5: Hey, yeah, just apologized the real goat. He's just he's
Speaker 5: counting the colonies. He's like them.
Speaker 2: He's just different than most of us. But you like
Speaker 2: was it dizzy Rascal? Look? Is that the more the
Speaker 2: UK rap you like?
Speaker 9: Or that?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure? I like Gigs about Dave. You gotta
Speaker 2: listen to Day like.
Speaker 1: Gigs and I like my nigga with the night Tech,
Speaker 1: but all of them who sent you see? I like
Speaker 1: sence you see although he guys night tech information totally wrong.
Speaker 1: What do you mean this motherfucker said that the UK
Speaker 1: and invented night tech. Let me just tell you who
Speaker 1: did that? Who invented knight Tech? Who invented night tech?
Speaker 1: Who invented tech?
Speaker 2: Tell wa you know you already said, you already said,
Speaker 2: come on, are you crazy? We are? Noory needs some flowers.
Speaker 2: No invented the neptune. You invented. He invented Neptune is
Speaker 2: basically invented for els. You invented parrel as well. You
Speaker 2: invented neptod.
Speaker 1: Ain't getting no Louis Retar free ship since he gave
Speaker 1: me some ship.
Speaker 2: He gave me.
Speaker 4: I didn't inventor friend, you invented power one five. That's
Speaker 4: what I got from where you told me here. I
Speaker 4: was like the third artist to go to Power warm five.
Speaker 4: I'm gona tall you one of the inventors.
Speaker 2: You invented the Nike tech. No, not me. My town?
Speaker 1: Did my city? Did my barrow? Did my r barrows?
Speaker 2: Did?
Speaker 10: Like?
Speaker 2: Bro? You got worst I'm not talking about No. We
Speaker 2: like this energy. We like this energy. He's jealous, Bro,
Speaker 2: he's jealous. Yes, he's jealous. All right, don't about that.
Speaker 2: You're just making him feel good. Now you're being honest.
Speaker 2: You get here, keep talking your ship about the UK,
Speaker 2: the UK. This is what I'm trying to understand. Okay,
Speaker 2: so somebody gets a gun, right, yeah, okay, somebody gets
Speaker 2: a gun out there. We're in the UK. Say there,
Speaker 2: let's say that there's a gun in the UK. Right,
Speaker 2: one one gun? What are the how how is it organized?
Speaker 2: It's an a rule, it's an app.
Speaker 1: So it's an appen you are speaking Jamaican accent.
Speaker 2: No, it's an app. You have to that's how it happens.
Speaker 2: It's a timeshare app. Bro, it's a time So you've
Speaker 2: got to be the gun in the UK.
Speaker 1: Wellow some type of Caribbean Jamaican connection.
Speaker 2: You got to eat it be batty, so you have
Speaker 2: to go into the adminstre but.
Speaker 1: You gotta be that wa gwan and that's that's your.
Speaker 2: First gangster ship. Shout out Jamaican's bro.
Speaker 13: They got other is out there, bro, Yeah, Indian communities,
Speaker 13: that's ger. That's how they're gonna come at me.
Speaker 2: Yeah don't Yankee boy, and they're gonna come. They gonna
Speaker 2: be ready. You don't go. You know, we want solution, bro.
Speaker 2: Excusey is crazy? You ain't never heard that, baby bop.
Speaker 2: You never heard that.
Speaker 1: No, because they're like across with like Jamaican, but then
Speaker 1: they don't want to be American, so.
Speaker 2: They can't be like Baby Bops are American.
Speaker 1: You know they put this shirlock hood home.
Speaker 2: The ship like homes on it, Baby Bop. Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: whut problem? So I'm so by baberty Bobbity Boop is
Speaker 2: the the that's Kanye ship. No, that was his, that
Speaker 2: was his b side. That's I'm looking at those two
Speaker 2: old white dudes from You can't be killing killing, that's
Speaker 2: not you're talking about that. Let me stop. Come on
Speaker 2: Verna white guys, then you can't fast and.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm bad South Africa London.
Speaker 2: I'm all bro, you got show love to these people.
Speaker 2: We love you, we appreciate you. We're gonna bring guns,
Speaker 2: We're gonna play a gun. We're not bringing guns. We'll
Speaker 2: come here and trust we're coming with guns next time.
Speaker 2: And has it sounds that they're going to carry the
Speaker 2: guns for us? If you all got.
Speaker 1: Guns here today? Hey, this is Farida. Don't ask that
Speaker 1: you got.
Speaker 2: More guns in this room than all of the gangs
Speaker 2: in London. There are more guns in his room than
Speaker 2: all the gangs in London.
Speaker 9: The top boy. Isn't that crazy happen? That's crazy? What
Speaker 9: is wrong with this country? We got a wild country.
Speaker 9: We don't trust our friends. We caught our guns here
Speaker 9: who I don't know if gonna get crazy.
Speaker 2: You want to know, you want to know how crazy?
Speaker 4: He pulled up and we're walking here on the street, right,
Speaker 4: and you guys pulled up on me and dove in
Speaker 4: a in a mayback.
Speaker 2: Right you drive a may bad. This is like an
Speaker 2: expensive car, and like you honked and then pulled up
Speaker 2: to the side and it starts to lower the window.
Speaker 2: And I was like, we're dead. Ain't a mayback.
Speaker 5: It's not like you pulled up the Civic, an expensive
Speaker 5: ass car Miami.
Speaker 2: Still, there was a part of me like now today
Speaker 2: but why did we walk? Why did we walk here?
Speaker 2: It was a beautiful day and I gotta get murdered
Speaker 2: for sun like today. It was a good day. Today.
Speaker 2: It was a good day.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 2: I got in film. I'm posting as you got that.
Speaker 2: That's it. We got that.
Speaker 6: Gotta be an interesting episode. I had to pull up
Speaker 6: with confidence go on the next question we got questions.
Speaker 6: I didn't even know it was with Thomas lone Man.
Speaker 6: Thank you so much, man, of course, bro.
Speaker 2: Man, I got the w this Wow damn bro m
Speaker 2: O p or mob deep Oh this.
Speaker 1: Is a New York question. Wow, I don't think your
Speaker 1: New York should allow you to keep it like.
Speaker 2: This is a really fucked up one.
Speaker 16: Man.
Speaker 2: Uh, I think it's.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna drink but business because I want the explanation.
Speaker 4: I think the MP just got that like shut the
Speaker 4: club down bangers and but Mob Deep is the one
Speaker 4: that I would feel like, uh.
Speaker 2: Comfortable with, not not even more comfortable with, Like I
Speaker 2: bought a Mob Deep album. I never bought an MP album,
Speaker 2: but I know.
Speaker 4: But there's more songs that you put on and you're like,
Speaker 4: oh my god, this is they're both of the change.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is so I gotta drink. I gotta drink.
Speaker 1: But one of my favorite groups of all time.
Speaker 2: Wherever you have Billy dance, if anybody wants to try,
Speaker 2: where are they at? What are they up to?
Speaker 1: They gotta be when you have when you have three
Speaker 1: songs minimum that just like literally everybody in the.
Speaker 2: Like it's over us.
Speaker 1: Up to marb Deep as well, manly man. I keep
Speaker 1: hearing great things about Protesty's daughter.
Speaker 2: Man, I want her to, you know, continue to do
Speaker 2: her thing. So what puts you up to?
Speaker 1: I believe she's rapping Yeah, awesome, cool, good for her?
Speaker 1: Who asked Smith Weston up here? Who who picked up.
Speaker 7: The Seinfeld or Curb your enthusiasmic hold on, hold on
Speaker 7: his question, but he's late to the party.
Speaker 2: Curb Curb.
Speaker 1: I never watched This is why I love you. Let
Speaker 1: me just tell you something most people would say. Seinfeld
Speaker 1: felt Curb.
Speaker 2: I'm more of a Curb man.
Speaker 1: It is because Curb symbolizes to me with Larry David
Speaker 1: simply did it give a fuck. There's episodes in Curb
Speaker 1: where he looks at a person's baby, Yeah, says that's
Speaker 1: not your baby, that's a Chinese baby.
Speaker 2: He gets banned from the golf course. He's the goat
Speaker 2: bro he is.
Speaker 1: I'm saying how much Larry David is a goat to
Speaker 1: me that if Larry David walked in his room right now.
Speaker 1: And I'm sorry this might sound racist, but I need
Speaker 1: a black guy to come to me and say he's cool.
Speaker 1: If a black person doesn't come to me and say
Speaker 1: he's cool, I'm not walking up to Larry David. I'm
Speaker 1: leaving the premises so much of a fan I am
Speaker 1: a him. Wow, I don't want him to let me down.
Speaker 2: Oh, I shake my head doesn't want to. Oh black bro.
Speaker 2: We ate a meal next to him once in LA,
Speaker 2: next to him in LA with his daughter randomly gets
Speaker 2: that excess, and I didn't want to bother him. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to, so I just sat there the whole
Speaker 2: time being like, holy shit, Larry David, right, where's this press?
Speaker 2: Where's this a But here's a perfect example.
Speaker 4: Larry David is so authentically himself, like he's not trying
Speaker 4: to be the New York guy or the Jewish guy
Speaker 4: or whatever.
Speaker 2: He is being Larry fucking David. And he's so authentically himself.
Speaker 2: Everybody relates to him, Every culture relates to him, every
Speaker 2: type of human being relates to him. They think about
Speaker 2: your comedy. I respect that, And to me, that's the
Speaker 2: ultimate that's the ultimate compliment because he doesn't look or
Speaker 2: has the same life as any of us, but he
Speaker 2: does the things in certain situations that.
Speaker 1: We either wish we would do or sometimes do, like
Speaker 1: sometimes not hold the elevators.
Speaker 2: Like gotta I gotta go. Yeah, you know, it is
Speaker 2: what it is. He is just that guy. So to me,
Speaker 2: I with the diner's describe as the situation I'm at dinner.
Speaker 2: He then sits down like literally the table right next
Speaker 2: to us, and I just like, I am even look,
Speaker 2: I was just like, that's the whole dinner. I was, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't. I don't want to interrupt him. He's got
Speaker 2: like family time and shit, you know, and you sit
Speaker 2: him the weed man, I should have huh you think
Speaker 2: he smokes weedna? But I sit next line of Witchy
Speaker 2: one day.
Speaker 1: What's that restaurant that's downtown from Soho Soho House in
Speaker 1: La not Malleable, the house by y'all, And I said, damn, Line,
Speaker 1: Richie was right there, and I was like, damn the
Speaker 1: first time in my whole life, whole career.
Speaker 2: Called my mother.
Speaker 1: I said, ma, I ain knew Richie. It's literally standing
Speaker 1: next to me. And my mother said, let me put
Speaker 1: on my makeup. I said, mom, I'm not getting you
Speaker 1: on face.
Speaker 2: That's how Richie I didn't know how to do.
Speaker 18: So I'm like, all right, cool, like my my mama,
Speaker 18: that's not the way that I'm telling you. That tell
Speaker 18: me what your son should do to meet a legend.
Speaker 18: That's a legend to me, but it's a legend to
Speaker 18: me through you tell.
Speaker 2: Me how to act.
Speaker 1: She said, just go and get a picture.
Speaker 2: Yeah, be respectful.
Speaker 1: Walked up to line of Richie. I did everything, bug
Speaker 1: get a picture. I said, what're you drinking? Because his
Speaker 1: kids had seen my jury or whoever he was with,
Speaker 1: and they was like, that's Gnorri the.
Speaker 2: Huge. So I walked up and then Richie. But I
Speaker 2: gotta be tough. My mom's I feel like my mom's
Speaker 2: just watching this.
Speaker 1: So I look at Lina Richie and like, what you drinking?
Speaker 2: Lione?
Speaker 1: Richie orders the coldest bottle of shorter name on bows list.
Speaker 2: We said it.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker drinks a sip of my ship and then
Speaker 1: leaves the restaurant.
Speaker 2: No goodbye, oh not long.
Speaker 1: Got his girl write my wife to a show, so
Speaker 1: that was enough.
Speaker 2: But he left the whole bottle right there. Do you
Speaker 2: drink it? That is okay? All right? All right? What's
Speaker 2: going on around? All right? Yeah? Yeah, you're too excited.
Speaker 2: What do you think?
Speaker 1: Do you think I drank the bottle or do you
Speaker 1: think I left the bottle?
Speaker 2: You left it, pet you petty thug mafia. Bro okay
Speaker 2: you if you paid for it, you're drinking it. No,
Speaker 2: you left it, you petty thug mafia.
Speaker 1: I drank the ship out there bottle.
Speaker 2: But sober Nor wouldn't have done it. Oh no, this
Speaker 2: is not so Nor, this is John Nor. Don't give
Speaker 2: a fuck.
Speaker 1: And I couldn't understand Linovichie's polyt was it?
Speaker 2: Pad? Yeah? But why wine with ship? I felt like
Speaker 2: I was drinking butter. Oh that California short? I hate it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: sign all right. I'm bad having George Carlin or Robin
Speaker 2: Williams Carlin. Damn you you added that. I made that up?
Speaker 2: Oh you put that to look at you? Man? I
Speaker 2: like you, bro, she got crazy. It is the day
Speaker 2: will Rocky mccars one? Am I.
Speaker 9: Is?
Speaker 2: Is rock him thinking the earth is flat? Or am
Speaker 2: I fucking that up?
Speaker 14: No?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. That wasn't Who is that? No?
Speaker 2: That was Lord Jamar. My bad. But you're in a
Speaker 2: judge of I think that's a pretty fair thing to judge,
Speaker 2: Like if all the things we could judge me along.
Speaker 2: You're like, it's a flatter shout out load Jamar alone, No,
Speaker 2: no shout he was. He was just all over the
Speaker 2: TikTok and he was fighting hard.
Speaker 11: And like there was a real sight. No, I just
Speaker 11: like I feel I feel for him. I do feel
Speaker 11: for him. I do feel for what do you think
Speaker 11: the art is round?
Speaker 2: It is round?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: It is? I mean, I mean obviously we I'm not
Speaker 2: in space, but it feels pretty round. I think it's round. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I feel like we got that.
Speaker 9: Out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like this or or rock Him. I mean the
Speaker 2: fact that I just confused rock Him with with Lord
Speaker 2: Jamar means I can't even really answer this question. So
Speaker 2: you have to say both are neither because you know both? Sorry,
Speaker 2: all right, both.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Eli must have been killing more
Speaker 1: people than gang members. I'm just throwing it up.
Speaker 2: Why he said throw it out there? But what's what's
Speaker 2: the throwing out part? What happened? He'd been sitting niggas
Speaker 2: a space and they've not been coming back.
Speaker 14: They just came back right now. He just brought to
Speaker 14: one twelve bus he said seven. He said seven. No, bro,
Speaker 14: what he's talking about is how gets out there. This
Speaker 14: is how ship gets out there. But on a massive podcast, he's.
Speaker 2: Elon is sending people to space swer buses out the
Speaker 2: space and they not coming.
Speaker 7: They're all they're all tired. They're like that plane that
Speaker 7: went into the ocean and we don't know about. No, bro,
Speaker 7: that's why they call them illegal aliens.
Speaker 2: Bro. They're sending them back home, They're sending them ship.
Speaker 2: You know, I ain't gonna lie.
Speaker 1: I've seen them selling a gang full of niggas literally
Speaker 1: without the hell Listen for the people back to Salvador.
Speaker 2: Space, bro, Man, no hold on space niggas. Niggas?
Speaker 1: What them space niggas lying up?
Speaker 2: Listen, there's rockets that have nobody in it. Yeah, they
Speaker 2: keep blowing up all the time. They that's what they'd
Speaker 2: be telling you. You think there's people in it? I
Speaker 2: ain't nobody in it, bro, I like that conspiracy. That
Speaker 2: conspiracy is fired one person. You don't know if there's
Speaker 2: nobody in it. No, obviously, I don't know that. I
Speaker 2: think there might be a We don't know if the
Speaker 2: Earth is really round. The lordlieve Lord Jamar is right.
Speaker 2: It might be now, Lui Jamar is right. Apologies to
Speaker 2: Lord Jamar right now. And they're probably they're probably dozens
Speaker 2: of people inside those rockets that Eli is fined leave
Speaker 2: so sah. And you know the moon is hollow, one
Speaker 2: hundred percent, right, the hollow, it's hollow, hollow? What the
Speaker 2: moon got to do with this? Why are you throwing
Speaker 2: the movie because we adding everything else into this ship.
Speaker 2: Why why does that have to be hollow? You don't
Speaker 2: know about it. It's a fucking space station for I
Speaker 2: don't know who the fuck probably And.
Speaker 1: Look look, look you see what he just is in
Speaker 1: the Brad. That's the brad.
Speaker 2: He'd be doing this, he'd be doing this, he'd be
Speaker 2: doing yeah you rewind time, right, you're reminded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, he'd be taking hair pills in his specialist.
Speaker 1: That's why you can't get nothing pregnant. He's been suing
Speaker 1: blanks for years.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm blaming on. It might just be my genetics.
Speaker 2: I'm blame it on that said it might be you,
Speaker 2: but you blamed him. I was like, I think it's
Speaker 2: the field, yeah, because you don't want to think it's you,
Speaker 2: but it's probably just me. Let's get through this, guys, please,
Speaker 2: thank you. I don't need any more of those, but
Speaker 2: I will drink it. Okay, let's go. You celebrate. White
Speaker 2: man can jump, white man can't jump. You people sucked
Speaker 2: and white man white man can't jump, as white man
Speaker 2: can't jump. No, no, white man, white man, the original
Speaker 2: white man can't jump. You're saying, what the remake is
Speaker 2: white Men is a remake. I did the remake as well,
Speaker 2: white Men Can't Jump too, But the original was white
Speaker 2: Man take a shot to not making that? What is
Speaker 2: going on here? Bro? I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Okay, he was not in the original, Bro, not the original,
Speaker 1: but the remake is what he's trying to He watched,
Speaker 1: he jerked off.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that. I appreciate that though. I appreciate that though, Yeah,
Speaker 2: which part that he jerked over? Watched both of them.
Speaker 2: Just any kind of commitment I really appreciate than Thank
Speaker 2: you so much. Looky, white man can't jump that Rosie
Speaker 2: Perez in the beginning. That's that is, like, with all
Speaker 2: due respects, like, wow, those early memories. Yeah, I'm not
Speaker 2: saying I'm aster band to her. Yeah you might have to,
Speaker 2: That's what I'm but you cannot think about her and
Speaker 2: also think about Woody and Wesley. So they might have
Speaker 2: pop I'm not gonna lie, they might have popped into
Speaker 2: your mind while you were doing Indeed, in my later days,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna sound crazy. We're deteriorating fastings. We're not
Speaker 2: getting dressed. You getting dressed. No, I get dressed to
Speaker 2: run like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get dressed, and then when I wake up
Speaker 1: every morning, and that's my decision. It should my Wesley
Speaker 1: or Woodie today. And now my Woodie, say, doesn't strap on.
Speaker 1: And let me just tell you something. When I like Woody,
Speaker 1: because you remember on the farm, we're not dressed like Woody,
Speaker 1: I can still play handball because you know, I'm one
Speaker 1: of the best handball players in New York City.
Speaker 2: Fast forward, Yeah, you know, fast forward. He's mad. I
Speaker 2: thought we're having white boy fun. I played handball too.
Speaker 2: We all have handle you know, you never play stickball. No, guys,
Speaker 2: come on, everybody, calm down. I'm just saying because there's
Speaker 2: Puerto Ricans here. That's the only reason, okay, the only
Speaker 2: Porto Ricans weird that Puerto Ricans left handball his stickball.
Speaker 2: I'm not I'm just.
Speaker 1: Saying it is weird because I do love them both, right, bro,
Speaker 1: I gotta say from you right.
Speaker 2: Now, you like balls? Okay? Have you you were saying
Speaker 2: though that you love handball? No, no, eminem or Benzino.
Speaker 19: Let's just let's truck through this in living color Matt
Speaker 19: TV in living color, flagrant or brilliant idiots, Wow, drink oh, ship.
Speaker 2: Actually, in all honesty, I gotta.
Speaker 4: Give it up to brilliant because there's no flagrant already.
Speaker 2: Yeah we're gonna but I gotta drink, but I gotta
Speaker 2: give it up to blank. They're so small the shots.
Speaker 2: But then because we do a lot of we see
Speaker 2: we're trying to be fair.
Speaker 16: But yeah, anyways, does suck you up? Mike Epster, Chris Tucker, Epsy.
Speaker 7: Mans, your Mike EPs on drinks shows is amazing, man.
Speaker 2: It always was, it always will be. I was so
Speaker 2: bro he I'm super legend. He curse me. I was
Speaker 2: so happy, like, oh he really thought that we allowed
Speaker 2: him to get disrespected on the show. Yeah that's what
Speaker 2: he thought, Like why why again?
Speaker 1: That's why I broke down that whole thing about people
Speaker 1: doctor in our footage sometimes like our show, it was
Speaker 1: like kind of like so big is that people doctor our.
Speaker 2: Ship and.
Speaker 1: Maybe they don't send it to maybe they tag these
Speaker 1: people and then these people look at it and they
Speaker 1: think that it's something that we let happen.
Speaker 2: And it's it's just not. It's just like you know,
Speaker 2: we formed the bond, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're friends already, but I'm not gonna let somebody
Speaker 1: just ship on you, like I just woul and do
Speaker 1: that like you know what I mean, I would defend you,
Speaker 1: I would say something and when Jamie like, at first, Jamie.
Speaker 2: Kind of flipped on me. But I was like, you know,
Speaker 2: a comedian flipping on you is kind of like I
Speaker 2: don't know. It's like Jamie Cox, Yeah, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: not Jamie Fox, like you lost me, Jamie, Jamie or
Speaker 2: either said I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: I was just like I didn't understand because I didn't
Speaker 1: realize that, you know how good our footage be doctored
Speaker 1: some time, So I was.
Speaker 2: Like, what do you mean with a I is even?
Speaker 2: And then I was like, oh, like you really got
Speaker 2: caught like E p M.
Speaker 7: Deer Gang Star, E p M D Spotify, Apple Music, Spotify.
Speaker 2: That was a white question? Is that?
Speaker 16: Is that?
Speaker 2: What's the white answer? The white answer of the right answer?
Speaker 2: White answer? I think they're both. If you say both,
Speaker 2: it's white answer. Ye. Take a shot of that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I didn't say both, that's the answer that answer? Yeah right,
Speaker 2: I'm not you said it a million dollars worth of
Speaker 2: game or Joe Budden million dollars worth of game? Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2: Gilli and Wallow are just like on a tear. I
Speaker 2: respect unbelievable me shout out to both of them.
Speaker 7: Man the podcast game, John mulawny, is that how you
Speaker 7: pronounce the name m laney?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said, like fun up his name, John, John
Speaker 2: mullaney is his name? And Matt RIFEI and Matt Rife.
Speaker 2: They're both too, two comedians, John Mullaney and Matt Rife.
Speaker 2: I don't like to. I don't like to, uh choose
Speaker 2: from that is white and white crime.
Speaker 4: It's a different type of whites, but it is white
Speaker 4: on white crime, so uh, it's white, is right?
Speaker 2: Both both of them chairs chairs that white white crime
Speaker 2: or watch Hey, if it isn't boodle Bro, if it
Speaker 2: ain't boodle camera Mace, Eh, what do you say, Camera,
Speaker 2: Mace Camera Mace? Bro? If you asked me this question
Speaker 2: two years ago, I would be like cam Bro, like
Speaker 2: there's no quote, Like.
Speaker 4: Cam is hilarious. He's like the most interesting dude. He's like,
Speaker 4: I love how he's done. But Mace is is so funny, bro.
Speaker 2: Like seeing him on the show you see it side
Speaker 2: sure because I only saw him from the music and
Speaker 2: he kind of was like you're judging him going to religions.
Speaker 2: This change your perspective.
Speaker 1: Seeing his like energy on the show, You're like, oh.
Speaker 2: I get, I get why you knew at a young
Speaker 2: age you were going to be a star, right because
Speaker 2: he is a star. So uh, I think I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to go, I'm gonna have to drink. But I
Speaker 2: think that show has I don't think anybody's watching the
Speaker 2: show and then and realize that Cameron is funny or
Speaker 2: interesting or entertaining, like I think we all knew that,
Speaker 2: we always knew Cam. We're seeing a different side of
Speaker 2: Mace on the show. And shout out to Camp for
Speaker 2: bringing it out of Mace too. Bro, both of them,
Speaker 2: it's incredible, Like the show is hilarious.
Speaker 1: May so entertainment. He'sn't even saying that. At one point,
Speaker 1: he just eating popcorn.
Speaker 2: I was like, he didn't have to say ship.
Speaker 4: He was entertaining some clip where he goes, I don't care,
Speaker 4: like there's this long run about he really doesn't care.
Speaker 2: And I was crying laughing at that ship. Anyway. Really
Speaker 2: good on both of them for doing that. Cheers, Hello, hello, okay,
Speaker 2: Well Chelsea Handler or Amy Schumer Chelsea Handler or Amy
Speaker 2: Schumer Chelsea Man. Chelsea had the like amazing, run with
Speaker 2: the Yeah she I mean they dated. She gave some
Speaker 2: pussy to my boy. How can I choose Amy if
Speaker 2: you ain't give some pussy to my boy?
Speaker 1: But Amy looked like she's been outside with some black niggas.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna love.
Speaker 2: I'm really like she looked like it. I'm not saying
Speaker 2: what what? What is the white girl? You're like, how
Speaker 2: do you identify that? What's your idea?
Speaker 1: When the white girl but gets start getting fat?
Speaker 2: Like you like you like nigga turn around really like that?
Speaker 10: You can't you?
Speaker 2: Okay, how do you know if a if a, if
Speaker 2: a black woman has been dating white dudes?
Speaker 4: If you know what white girl has been dating black dudes?
Speaker 4: How do you know black women has been dating white dudes?
Speaker 2: Credit got great, but black women have great credit. These
Speaker 2: are the most educated people in America, that's correct. But
Speaker 2: Fred got better than yours. Oh wow, She comes back
Speaker 2: and say, yeah, you know I got that Hoffman cools?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: What is that Hoffman cool luxury furnitures?
Speaker 2: Guys? Damn that Rick Ross or fed Joe Rick Ross
Speaker 2: or fat Joe. Neither one of them are Joe Man.
Speaker 2: I'm from New York. This is not even a question.
Speaker 2: Come on, New York, have the fun out here. Look
Speaker 2: at this. We got love for Fat Joe. I love
Speaker 2: by the way I went to his Dominicans.
Speaker 1: I mean I went Dominican Cuban father's Yeah, smack dad,
Speaker 1: God bless me.
Speaker 2: But you remember our first episode, I tell you him.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm trying to tell you. We're in
Speaker 1: the middle of his father's room. Everyone there is Cuban.
Speaker 1: They're black as hell. I'm sitting there. I know he's
Speaker 1: going to say this. I'm sitting there. I'm sad. This
Speaker 1: is his father's He steps up and he goes, Nori.
Speaker 2: Can you tell you he's he didn't bro at the funeral?
Speaker 2: Do tell you? Then? I'm really cute. I know he's cute.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: The thing is is that you know I'm a hip
Speaker 2: hop growing up and is one of the most prolific
Speaker 2: Latin rappers that was Puerto Rican. I didn't known he
Speaker 2: had his dad was Cuban.
Speaker 7: We knew this as Cubans Man wrapping the Cuban. So
Speaker 7: when we had him on the first episode of Drink Champs,
Speaker 7: I said, Yo, why you ever wrapped the Cubans?
Speaker 2: And he got alamatic. You want me to do? He
Speaker 2: does present as more Puerto Rican. He does.
Speaker 1: Okay, I look, so I know I didn't text nobody.
Speaker 1: I just wanted he might not pick up.
Speaker 2: And so ever since then he's always been like yo,
Speaker 2: you know. He made his point. He was like, okay,
Speaker 2: you call been. I was like, I'm not at the funeral.
Speaker 1: Dog that doesn't gone, all right, watch this, watch this.
Speaker 1: Look No, if he picks I don't believe at the
Speaker 1: funeral he would bring that up. No, that's that's crazy.
Speaker 1: On the phone with his dad, he said, but his
Speaker 1: mom is Puerto Rican. Yeah, his mom's Port Rican. And
Speaker 1: and he grew up more with his mom, and at
Speaker 1: that time period he grew up in like he's Harlem,
Speaker 1: like this Bronx, the Bronx. Well, I mean, I guess
Speaker 1: he's Harlem. Isn't that the Bronx. No, no, well he's
Speaker 1: from the Bronx front of the Bronx. Okay, oh no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'll just keep that one. Let me keep down, let
Speaker 1: me keep down. I'm only halfway done with this.
Speaker 2: Listen, listen.
Speaker 1: I had to tell you, f N I went. I
Speaker 1: saw your whole Cuban family. I saw the whole. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't listen, man, I don't believe. I don't believe
Speaker 1: what he's telling me right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Here, ye know where you at?
Speaker 13: You?
Speaker 2: I mean my mother's house on board fun. So I'm
Speaker 2: dealing with the with the contract. Was everything far? You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, all right? I just wanted to
Speaker 2: let them, let them know the f N did not
Speaker 2: think you were really cute talk that's what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I'm just playing. I just la la say with something. Andrew?
Speaker 2: What up? Joe? Okay? How you doing? Man? How are
Speaker 2: you doing? Everything's good. I'll be honest with you. I
Speaker 2: didn't know that you were Cuban either. Wait, but I
Speaker 2: feel like New Yorkers. We know you is more Puerto
Speaker 2: Rican though my father's Puerto Rican. I got I believe you.
Speaker 2: So ef En said, there's only one he said, he said,
Speaker 2: he said, he said, there's only one. He said, There's
Speaker 2: only one way to prove that you actually Cuban. Did
Speaker 2: you vote for Donald Trump? Did you? Did you ever say?
Speaker 4: If I'm gonna tell you that, but if if I
Speaker 4: could carry it to truth, the truth is to the handles,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you all right now.
Speaker 2: All right, we got no. No, he's trying to have
Speaker 2: the call to the call Joe, Joe, We're gonna go
Speaker 2: to Cuba, Joe, We're gonna go to Cuba together. Let's
Speaker 2: go to Cuba together. Let's do it. You're not going
Speaker 2: to Cuba together, Bro, You're going to gold. Brother. I
Speaker 2: ain't going to Cuba. We know.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what the that fit right now?
Speaker 1: To Cuba his finest this day, that's what it means.
Speaker 1: So I just wanted to get another shot with you,
Speaker 1: my brother. I don't even want to ask me a question.
Speaker 2: You gotta do something, you know what you know? Just
Speaker 2: say so what do you have to do to this?
Speaker 2: I'm flying back, so you don't have to do it? Okay, anything?
Speaker 2: You know what I funked up? Bro? You know chairs
Speaker 2: spress you here, you know we got it? Can we pee?
Speaker 2: Can we do a little quick We're in fair enough?
Speaker 2: Fair enough? Hold on? Is it on? And we're back? Yes?
Speaker 2: Rewind it. We're still on quick time. Ye, we're almost
Speaker 2: done something hard hitting questions.
Speaker 7: I mean, all right, I should have drank more water
Speaker 7: during this whole process. Okay, Tony Heachpliff or Shane Gillis, Oh.
Speaker 2: Man, I gotta drink. I love those boys. Man chairs,
Speaker 2: cheers chairs, both of them. Salute both of them right
Speaker 2: off the rip. Gary Owen or Jim Gaffigan. Then this
Speaker 2: is a white question, right, Oh, Gary Man, you know
Speaker 2: I got the fuck with Gary Bro. That's who Kendrick
Speaker 2: was talking about. A lot of people don't realize that
Speaker 2: it wasn't about you and Gary Man, and I had
Speaker 2: to take the smoke for Garrett. You try to put
Speaker 2: it on Cubans, Bro, and I'm like, yo, it's not
Speaker 2: about the Cubans now. It is about the Cubans, Bro.
Speaker 2: It was about about the Cuban missile crisis. Always about
Speaker 2: the Cubans. Started with the JFK shout out to conspiracy.
Speaker 2: Don't you guys killed JK? Bro? Your family, Your family
Speaker 2: was there, they know about it.
Speaker 1: This is no.
Speaker 2: My dad came to Peter Pan. You know what Peter
Speaker 2: Pan is? Yeah? You do. Yeah, that little motherfucker just touching,
Speaker 2: touching kids. No, you don't know what Peter kids.
Speaker 12: Bro.
Speaker 2: Peter Pan was touching kids.
Speaker 7: I was a c a program that brought the kids
Speaker 7: out of Catholic schools to the United States.
Speaker 2: Sounds like what I'm describing you're right right? Does sounds
Speaker 2: the same anyway? They're stealing Cuban kids, Bro, they didn't
Speaker 2: steal them, I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm not gonna argue. But my dad's a Vietnam
Speaker 7: veteran marine. Funny song shout out to him.
Speaker 2: He believes Mike Tyston licks little kids. Ass what you
Speaker 2: don't know what you're talking about? What you you?
Speaker 7: What are you doing your offer stance right now? If
Speaker 7: you I'm saying like, mister Lee, man you, mister Lee,
Speaker 7: are you gonna hang out tonight?
Speaker 2: I think facts and you said you guys we were
Speaker 2: at gold Rush? Yeah, I saw you at gold Rush, bro?
Speaker 2: And who was the rush? We were cleaning the pipe's
Speaker 2: top ru Yeah yeah, because what's the one in uh
Speaker 2: Miami Shores or whatever that like uptown? This game?
Speaker 1: Yeah that's gold Rush, right, that's called what these goal?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot of drugs
Speaker 2: in there, all right. That ship is crazy. I think
Speaker 2: people back home don't realize the strip clubs out here,
Speaker 2: So it's differ. Their scores was so hardcore to me,
Speaker 2: which it wasn't all like you know scores yere in
Speaker 2: the city. It's just just like two different the strippers.
Speaker 4: If you have like a table out here for everybody
Speaker 4: who's never been in Miami, you've ever been to like
Speaker 4: a Hilton where they got the koy fish and you walk.
Speaker 2: By the like the fish comes to the top of
Speaker 2: the water almost so you could like pet or feed them.
Speaker 2: That's how it is with the strippers in Miami. You
Speaker 2: have a table at gold Rush and they just start
Speaker 2: all them flocking over and they just stand by the road.
Speaker 2: It's an insane concept. Like in New York, It's it's
Speaker 2: like almost like they ignore you. You gotta sit there
Speaker 2: like hi, you kind of I'm like, why am I
Speaker 2: trying to like get attention from? What the fuck is
Speaker 2: going on here?
Speaker 7: I feel but he's never been to a spot down
Speaker 7: south that we used to go to. The girl Girl
Speaker 7: Show Girl. I mean, I'm in New York City. I'm
Speaker 7: out of the club scene. Amazing all of our records
Speaker 7: in there.
Speaker 2: Do you have a do you do you have sex
Speaker 2: with them? WHOA? Wow? Like you really are? You know
Speaker 2: what I'm saying.
Speaker 9: I know you.
Speaker 2: I didn't see it ring my dad I got this
Speaker 2: is around my heart. Keep the belt on, Keep the
Speaker 2: belt on. You want to step round, give you around art. No, no,
Speaker 2: the strip clubs there, so is it cool? Like strip
Speaker 2: clubs are just such a part of culture right here.
Speaker 2: It's not even know, it's literally the wife would go.
Speaker 7: Honestly and not looked at. Bro, you got to go
Speaker 7: to the bullet hole, wounds, the dirty down, grimy spots
Speaker 7: like that.
Speaker 2: What's the young girl? I mean that's one of them.
Speaker 2: I mean there's a there's a bunchers of the owner closed.
Speaker 2: It goes down. They're like to want to go to
Speaker 2: with the juke box? Take one, so hold the jew box.
Speaker 2: You put the office right now. They have the dogs
Speaker 2: for the music. Yes, so you get you get to pick.
Speaker 2: That's it doesn't exist anymore. You put, you put whatever
Speaker 2: you want. You can put a hold down.
Speaker 4: And then in Miami is it it's more transactional, like
Speaker 4: if you want to do something.
Speaker 2: You can cut everything. Everything goes, everything goes, whereas in
Speaker 2: New York that's not really the case. Yeah yeah, yeah
Speaker 2: York just like, what what do you want to do?
Speaker 2: Not just New York anything anything north of Florida. Bro,
Speaker 2: We just to tell you I want to bake your
Speaker 2: egg and cheese.
Speaker 1: Listen, like yo, look I just wanted the five dollars dance.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like the fact that you understand that Miami people
Speaker 1: are the freakiest people on the planets.
Speaker 2: It's very sexual. One of these niggas you need Andrew,
Speaker 2: do you hear this?
Speaker 1: Every time we was talking about this, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It
Speaker 2: is a little like, what's your point? I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: how fare you guys are freaking? You know you hear like,
Speaker 2: I like it the freaking that you you are, Like,
Speaker 2: I stay from my product.
Speaker 1: It's and I say, that's that's not the that's not
Speaker 1: the product, that's not the box, not the product at all.
Speaker 2: What is asbach mean? That means sjorry about it gonna work?
Speaker 2: When you when you mean that means answer something.
Speaker 5: Let me read this show no professional Italian color for
Speaker 5: a national Look.
Speaker 2: What the fuck is? What the fuck about this? Says Italy?
Speaker 2: Does that Italy? Yeah? I see it. I see it
Speaker 2: Alo and macadamia seed oil enriched. That's how Italians. That's Italian, man,
Speaker 2: And that's how Italian. That was funked up with Casey.
Speaker 2: I do know these spams. Hello, he's taking phone calls. Bro,
Speaker 2: what spam callers. Who's that. Oh hey, this is Mary.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. Damn damn bro, damn bro. That's
Speaker 2: that's why they're all. Was that with the Adderall section
Speaker 2: segment of the WAT show.
Speaker 7: I haven't started taking this this last year, bro, Adderall
Speaker 7: is phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Coming to America. Harlem Knights come in America? All right?
Speaker 2: Which one? One or two? Come on? Nobody knows there's
Speaker 2: to ship. There's just one. There's just one.
Speaker 1: I'm taking a shot to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shares that you were taking a shot to. Let's
Speaker 2: all take a shot to take take a shot water.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is why I love white people. He's the
Speaker 1: only one. He's the only guess remember her name.
Speaker 2: Right he? You know that is white privilege. Everyone else
Speaker 2: whatever persons white prid.
Speaker 5: So we appreciated you umianize people that was white.
Speaker 2: Yes, how dare I exercised like commedy crist But because
Speaker 2: that's our that's our sisters. So we love the fact
Speaker 2: that you're working on time. Listen, we got you for
Speaker 2: being a gentleman.
Speaker 1: Now she's his system man's And by the way.
Speaker 2: I voted against you, but I said he's gonna come
Speaker 2: in here with you.
Speaker 1: Vote the president. No porn stass I said this, he's going.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh yeah, what made you choose the plumb
Speaker 1: no port that's.
Speaker 2: The only way that you went nineteen fifty six on us, bro,
Speaker 2: I don't have a fifty What happened in fifty six?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I feel like World War two. You're like,
Speaker 2: now there, you're so many years off. It's crazy, so
Speaker 2: many years.
Speaker 16: Whatever.
Speaker 2: The fifty six you guys are almost lost Cuba. We
Speaker 2: did know we'd lost Cuba. Now fifty nine. Damn, look
Speaker 2: at you in the years goddamn with your great power
Speaker 2: on his sign? Holy shit? What do you think organized it? All? Right? Okay, go,
Speaker 2: all right, let's go Dan. I had a good one
Speaker 2: for this. This is the last one. Give him the
Speaker 2: last one.
Speaker 1: Loyalty or respect.
Speaker 2: Respects because with the respect comes loyal to Yeah. I
Speaker 2: think it's hard to be disload as somebody really respect
Speaker 2: and respect is like loyal So you could probably pay
Speaker 2: for respect. You can't really pay for like there are
Speaker 2: people that will be loyal to you just because it's
Speaker 2: advantageous for them, you know. But respect is just like
Speaker 2: a that's an innate thing. Either people do or they
Speaker 2: don't thank you so much. You can make them a
Speaker 2: drink too, ja Jammy, chill out, no, chill out, Sami.
Speaker 2: He wants to drink and he's just saying no, but
Speaker 2: he means yeah, I'm just give him. I'm driving nowhere.
Speaker 2: Excuse me? You guys are you guys are responsible? That's
Speaker 2: that's the only part that we didn't. Let's just take
Speaker 2: a shot just for the sake of it. Okay, hold on,
Speaker 2: let me just say something. I'm making myself an ice coffee.
Speaker 2: Holy parts, hold on, You've never seen this happen on drinks.
Speaker 2: You need something to make.
Speaker 4: Ever seen you never seen someone finger their ice water
Speaker 4: and make an ice coffee.
Speaker 2: I've heard, but we heard drinking with your wife. And
Speaker 2: I was uncomfortable about that, so was I. I was,
Speaker 2: But take a shot, everybody, everybody, all right, I go
Speaker 2: just because okay, because I ain't like that little finger
Speaker 2: like that either. Just finish. Yeah, yeah, that's it. You
Speaker 2: feel that? Man? Way, Wait, what do you say I
Speaker 2: said that? I said, then you you're going all the vernaculars.
Speaker 2: Come on, bro, you like not accent like I feel
Speaker 2: like you. He's the science. I believe in science. I
Speaker 2: feel like I feel like I believe in science. You
Speaker 2: know that was the best. Where is that guy?
Speaker 9: Bro?
Speaker 2: He's the best both shots and Jack Black, But the
Speaker 2: other guy was amazing it in life? Bring back Escalletto, Bro.
Speaker 2: He needs his own fucking movie by himself. So so
Speaker 2: tell me are we we making it's gonna When are
Speaker 2: we making a movie? Guys? Let's go what are we
Speaker 2: looking around? Why is in Miami like a hub for film?
Speaker 2: Let's do a TV Let's go, looky, that's it. I
Speaker 2: don't want to say, uh a dreamingline, but that is
Speaker 2: something that would be really cool. It's like build out
Speaker 2: the film and TV industry.
Speaker 4: Out here in Florida, because you see it's gonna start
Speaker 4: happening in Texas obviously, l A.
Speaker 2: There's like certain they were trying to do it in Florida.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about yeah, yeah, yeah, here pills.
Speaker 2: I've been on a hair pills since I twenty something
Speaker 2: years o. Bro, get out of its fanasteroid and it's worked.
Speaker 2: Look at me, Look at you. I don't not taking pills.
Speaker 2: I don't mind.
Speaker 14: You.
Speaker 2: I'm way back. I'm telling you there is a there
Speaker 2: is a pill, and it works. It doesn't make it
Speaker 2: grow back. But it does.
Speaker 4: It stops you from losing it. Right, It's called finasteride
Speaker 4: or propichia or whatever it is. And there's other like
Speaker 4: generic virtual, isn't it the eh what's that? Okay wait wait,
Speaker 4: propicia is what?
Speaker 2: Eh? No, it's hair pills.
Speaker 1: That is uh huh you can't get it, hite pregnant,
Speaker 1: and then and the real the reality.
Speaker 2: Is it probably wasn't that. That was like a kind
Speaker 2: of funny joke. It was probably just like my sperm
Speaker 2: sucks genetically. I'm sorry it was messy.
Speaker 1: You just hit the number one show on Netflix, right,
Speaker 1: you hit the number one, number one comedy special.
Speaker 2: He told that Madison Grig there, right, thank you.
Speaker 1: Now you signed a loud speaker, right, I'm just giving
Speaker 1: an example.
Speaker 2: Shout loud speaker, shout love speaker, shout out press. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's just.
Speaker 1: Say last Week is still around. Last Weeker takes your
Speaker 1: genre and it takes that audio and they put it
Speaker 1: in a hip hop seession.
Speaker 2: Yeah you might piss.
Speaker 1: No, well you're saying, like my audio of my special
Speaker 1: audio special?
Speaker 2: Could they even do that?
Speaker 9: Though?
Speaker 2: Yes, they can do that. I was I almost wanted
Speaker 2: to call you and be like, put this on the
Speaker 2: comedy section. Wait, but they could. They don't have the
Speaker 2: rights to do that.
Speaker 1: No, I'm saying to him, Yeah, if they did so,
Speaker 1: if they did, if okay, if I'm safe them, of course.
Speaker 2: If they did.
Speaker 1: Like I literally watched Especially three times. Then I listened
Speaker 1: to it twice because I was jogging. Why I can't
Speaker 1: have your your especially anywhere the funk I wanted. It
Speaker 1: belongs in comedy, it belongs in hip hop, be longs in.
Speaker 2: Oh no not.
Speaker 4: I mean like, I don't think there should be restrictions
Speaker 4: on what any artist can do. Like I think that,
Speaker 4: like I think you should be able to do rap,
Speaker 4: you should be able to reg your tone, you should
Speaker 4: be able to do country, whatever you want to.
Speaker 2: Do, like I'm in here and you keep searing it.
Speaker 2: I like the REGGAETNEYD. I'm in I'm a finger bust
Speaker 2: some reggaetne ship.
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's go.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be on the records. I'm actually down to that.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, I don't think there should be those
Speaker 2: restrictions for artists at all. I think that, like, there
Speaker 2: should be no restrictions for artistry. Period. That's my period.
Speaker 2: Now you speak in my language, but you could do
Speaker 2: what you want. Yes, that's what I feel. But this
Speaker 2: is what I say about your comedy is I literally.
Speaker 1: Watch and listen to your ship.
Speaker 2: As a white man. You watch it as a white man.
Speaker 2: We're fucking this world, bro, We're fucked. Yo. How did
Speaker 2: it feel, bro? As a white man? How didn't feel
Speaker 2: for that hour to be a white man in America? Man?
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me keep going, to keep going the way.
Speaker 1: But let me just tell you something, Andrews. Yes, thank you, man,
Speaker 1: because I needed to hear that style of comedy. It's
Speaker 1: almost offensive, but it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: Respect. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I love that comedy. I love that how you delivered it,
Speaker 1: and I want to thank you. I want to tell
Speaker 1: you to continue to do your fucking thing the way
Speaker 1: you're doing it.
Speaker 2: Take a big.
Speaker 1: Let me get two more minutes, please, because no, you
Speaker 1: know why, because this has no race, This has nothing
Speaker 1: to do with this. This is pure love, respect.
Speaker 2: Thank you, man. You are what we need right now
Speaker 2: and this time and day. It's a terrible times that
Speaker 2: we're living in. Man. I'm being honest. Man.
Speaker 1: I followed David Gagins not because I love David Gagains,
Speaker 1: is because I just want.
Speaker 2: To be better in life, right and I do and
Speaker 2: hopefully he does too. But where you you put us
Speaker 2: in a perspective.
Speaker 1: Where we say, you know what, we want to be better,
Speaker 1: we want to continue, we want to do what we
Speaker 1: got to do, and you do it every day. But
Speaker 1: that's special. There's two thousand and two special.
Speaker 18: That everything leading up to that, and that all the
Speaker 18: comedians that you've been to, like you.
Speaker 2: You hung out with.
Speaker 3: Smoky of course, shouts of smoking and all of them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then the Bronx. This is dangerous. I'm honest, I'm
Speaker 3: from these people and it's dangerous. And you went there, yeah,
Speaker 3: did that and you continue to be who you are.
Speaker 3: I want to salute you.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Hey, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank
Speaker 2: you about for having you guys. This is an honor.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
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