Speaker 1: If a rattlesnake bites me, will I die?
Speaker 2: Yeah? About one chance in the US, so it would
Speaker 2: be good.
Speaker 1: I should be good. How long do I have to do?
Speaker 1: I need to get medical attention.
Speaker 3: You should.
Speaker 1: Tasha Tosh Show, Welcome to Toss Show. Happy belated birthday
Speaker 1: to me, to Eddie, thank you to Pete. All three
Speaker 1: of us had our birthday this past week. Now. Pete
Speaker 1: had a big fancy party in Beverly Hills. Tons of
Speaker 1: people showed up, who's who of who gives the fuck?
Speaker 1: And then Eddie did the proper thing. I just just
Speaker 1: didn't bring it up at all.
Speaker 2: He just.
Speaker 1: As soon as my birthday comes, I'm like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: I forgot to say happy birthday to Eddie. That's how
Speaker 1: I know it's Eddie's birthday. Now for me, For what
Speaker 1: did I do for my birthday? I had a party
Speaker 1: from eleven to one lunchtime on a Wednesday. Rented out
Speaker 1: the BMX track up in came Rio. And if you've
Speaker 1: ever been to Camerio, it's it's It's where all the
Speaker 1: outlet stores are. So it's just a good day all around.
Speaker 1: We rent out the BMX track so that my son
Speaker 1: and I could race each other all day, well for
Speaker 1: two hours. It's really really it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1: And invited some of his friends, made them all skip school,
Speaker 1: and they're preschool you know, really, there's no attendance. It's
Speaker 1: not like you're skipping anything important. And so I raced
Speaker 1: a bunch of five year olds. What's funny is one
Speaker 1: of the dads there, you know, he brought his bike
Speaker 1: and he raced too, and he's like, Oh, it's really
Speaker 1: selfless of you to have like a birthday party, but
Speaker 1: really make it for the kids. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I wasn't doing this for myself, you maniac.
Speaker 1: My friend Danny was there. He's old as shit too,
Speaker 1: forty eight years old. He fell, got hurt, went off
Speaker 1: a jump, flew backwards off the back of the bike,
Speaker 1: landing on his back, and I just looked at him, like,
Speaker 1: what what do you doing? We're not supposed to be
Speaker 1: going hard. He was like, trying to set a new
Speaker 1: track record. I'm riding around like in this this retro
Speaker 1: BMX bike that has like beach cruiser tires on it
Speaker 1: and barely getting that thing in the air. But it's fun. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of fun. Now. Then my son he
Speaker 1: had one fall and then shortly after that he started
Speaker 1: screaming because he had to go go potty and he
Speaker 1: knew his penis was burning. And I'm like, oh, I've
Speaker 1: been there. No, but he, uh, you know, got some
Speaker 1: soap in it, probably the night before, and we didn't
Speaker 1: wash it out. That's on us, and so he had
Speaker 1: to go through that pain. It's kind of a rite
Speaker 1: of passage for children not to get soap in the
Speaker 1: eye of your dingling. And that stinks because then the
Speaker 1: next pe he knows that it's gonna hurt, so he's
Speaker 1: just in full breakdown mode before the pe gets there.
Speaker 1: Oh whatever. I was like, we'll get this taken care of.
Speaker 1: We had about three or four painful peas. Now he's
Speaker 1: back on track. The funny thing was when I dropped
Speaker 1: him off at preschool this morning, I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I need to talk to one of
Speaker 1: his teachers, and she's like, oh, she's inside. I'll get her.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, you know what, I'll just tell you.
Speaker 1: Then you tell her. So now it's I'm like, so, so,
Speaker 1: he got soap in his penis like a day and
Speaker 1: a half ago, and it burns a little bit when
Speaker 1: he peas, and so now when he has to go pee,
Speaker 1: he gets a little worked up thinking that it might hurt.
Speaker 1: But it doesn't hurt much at all anymore. It's done,
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, she's just staring at me, like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll pass that on. And then another their father was
Speaker 1: right there at drop off, and he overheard. He goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's a tough one. You know, these are things
Speaker 1: that you do. I enjoy it though, just all the
Speaker 1: silliness of parenthood. It's like, yeah, well, speaking of speaking
Speaker 1: of snakes, Eddie, you don't like snakes? Do you don't
Speaker 1: like them? Are you afraid of them? Yep? Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: afraid of them too, no interest, no interest in learning
Speaker 1: about them. I appreciate what they do for us, which
Speaker 1: I'm guessing is important for the whole ecosystem. But I
Speaker 1: have no idea what but today's guest, Oh, she she's
Speaker 1: like Steve Irwin. If Steve Irwin, we're still live and
Speaker 1: a woman and five two covered in tattoos, barely one
Speaker 1: hundred pounds. But the point is they both deal with
Speaker 1: dangerous animals. Enjoy psh yea my guest today is built
Speaker 1: quite the Instagram following by wrangling goddamn rattlesnakes all over
Speaker 1: the deserts of southern California. Please welcome Danielle aka High
Speaker 1: Desert Danny.
Speaker 3: Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Do you want me to call you Danielle? Do you
Speaker 1: want me to call you Danny, Danielle, Danielle.
Speaker 2: I know, I literally pronounced my own name wrong, but
Speaker 2: it's Danielle. But everyone's like Danielle. I'm like, you say
Speaker 2: it like Danielle, say like Danielle, like.
Speaker 1: French almost Danielle. What about Danielle? You like Daniella or No.
Speaker 2: I was supposed to be Daniella, and then my mom
Speaker 2: wanted us to have more white names instead of that's
Speaker 2: what I heard.
Speaker 3: I was supposed to be white.
Speaker 2: Because like, you know, her last name is Pantanita Italian
Speaker 2: and like, yeah, the spelling and all of that, and
Speaker 2: she's like, no, it is Danielle.
Speaker 1: Wall You're are you pure one hundred percent Italian?
Speaker 2: No, just my mom. She's the Italian one full Italian.
Speaker 2: But my dad's whitey Ah, he.
Speaker 1: Must appreciate all the ink.
Speaker 3: Oh, he absolutely azing.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't think I think he's probably he was
Speaker 2: my biggest hater, biggest hater tattoos.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now classic dads.
Speaker 1: That's good. So you have a relationship with your.
Speaker 2: Father, Oh yeah, I mean I had a kid, you know,
Speaker 2: and said, suck it up, dad.
Speaker 1: That's nice. Okay, because you see a lot of tattoos,
Speaker 1: some people might think, oh, she probably doesn't know who
Speaker 1: father is. But you're saying it's right there, I got it,
Speaker 1: he's around. Do you believe in ghost.
Speaker 2: Danielle, Yes, I actually believe my house is haunted by
Speaker 2: my great grandmother.
Speaker 1: Did your great grandmother ever live in this house?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: And my grandma, and we've had two grandmas pass away
Speaker 2: in that house.
Speaker 3: I've heard things, seen things.
Speaker 2: Where I was a skeptic, until you see things and
Speaker 2: hear things, you cannot.
Speaker 1: Explain, Well, what did you see?
Speaker 2: I have seen like the shadowy figure go through the
Speaker 2: house multiple times.
Speaker 1: A shadow the figure itself.
Speaker 2: No, but I've had like a remote fly across the room,
Speaker 2: a remote control for like a TV.
Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like this is the hard evidence
Speaker 1: I was looking for.
Speaker 2: My name has been called once and I realized I
Speaker 2: was in the house by myself. But I responded, I
Speaker 2: was like yeah, and then I frozed.
Speaker 1: I've done that though, maybe I half fell asleep and
Speaker 1: you just.
Speaker 3: Like was vacuuming.
Speaker 1: Oh, you vacuum in your sleep all the time.
Speaker 3: It's the only time I can get things done.
Speaker 1: You live out in Joshua Tree.
Speaker 3: Lander's proper, but it's all you know, high desert. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you enjoy that world out there?
Speaker 3: I love it so much.
Speaker 2: I grew up in the Bay Area, and I will
Speaker 2: take the desolate desert away from people any day.
Speaker 1: Why is that any day?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? It took me four hours to
Speaker 3: get here with this La traffic.
Speaker 1: It was insane, right, But if you're here, you don't
Speaker 1: have to go four hours.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I was getting here. There you go. Only
Speaker 3: you got me here, Tash, only you.
Speaker 1: It's very nice.
Speaker 2: And Tony Danza, I came here a few months ago
Speaker 2: because mister Tony Danza my heart hold on, give.
Speaker 3: Me a second.
Speaker 2: And he was supposed to play Pump Spranks, but his
Speaker 2: show got canceled.
Speaker 3: He played jazz and he does comedy. Get brilliant.
Speaker 1: No, he does not have comedy.
Speaker 2: He is a whole like to stand up that he's beautiful,
Speaker 2: saying he's so just his whole personalities. You gotta hit
Speaker 2: up Tony man. It was one of the best shows.
Speaker 2: I was the youngest one in the entire.
Speaker 1: Room by what by fifty years a lot.
Speaker 2: And I was wearing the skimpiest low cut dress I could.
Speaker 2: I dressed to the knives and and I, oh man,
Speaker 2: it was the spies.
Speaker 3: I got a picture with him and a smoochie on
Speaker 3: the cheek. It was a great that's a salt?
Speaker 1: Did you? Did you know?
Speaker 3: I kissed him? He could be it was, yeah, you assaulted, Tony?
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: Are you married?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: But I've been married twice. Really, I know the men
Speaker 2: keep proposing.
Speaker 1: I just turned thirty, congratulations, think you does that feel
Speaker 1: like a milestone or no?
Speaker 2: You know, I still feel just like an eighty year
Speaker 2: old on the inside, just like like living to go
Speaker 2: to bed and staying at home watching the Golden Girules.
Speaker 1: You know, I feel like I'm interviewing a character that
Speaker 1: Amy said, Daris is doing. When did you? When did
Speaker 1: you move down here?
Speaker 3: Twy fifteen going on nine years now?
Speaker 1: This is home forever.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, especially since I bought my great grandparents' house.
Speaker 1: So that was the reason that you moved down here with.
Speaker 2: My grandpa is still in Yuckle Valley, same area. He's
Speaker 2: eighty three golfs four days a week, you know, even
Speaker 2: in the summer. Oh yeah, no, itics how to catch snakes.
Speaker 2: He comes to all my educational things with me. And
Speaker 2: my grandma was around when I first moved down, but
Speaker 2: she passed away.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, life, you dropped out of college to pursue
Speaker 1: your current am I calling it a profession? It's your profession, yeah.
Speaker 2: Because I do the relocation for the snakes for free
Speaker 2: as a volunteer for the community. But I do I
Speaker 2: do like TV and film production. If there's ever a
Speaker 2: snake wrangler on set. You know, people film out here
Speaker 2: in the desert and I'm just precautionary.
Speaker 3: And I do education.
Speaker 2: I go to the schools, I teach people how to
Speaker 2: catch them and just you know, wildlife conservation. So I
Speaker 2: make money on snaw That is my full time work.
Speaker 1: Are you're a snake expert, then.
Speaker 2: I'm a rattlesnake relocation expert so to speak.
Speaker 1: How often are you relocating a rattlesnake?
Speaker 3: Oh? Every day.
Speaker 2: I was literally still in the desert moving a rattlesnake
Speaker 2: past eleven o'clock last night.
Speaker 1: When you relocate a snake, how far are you relocating
Speaker 1: it or its relocating? Just code from a chopp its
Speaker 1: head off as soon as they get out in.
Speaker 3: Oh, absolutely not.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's that's why I started doing it, because
Speaker 2: animal control does kill them, and like they do, the
Speaker 2: state doesn't protect this apex predator.
Speaker 3: So I said, if I have to do this for free,
Speaker 3: I'll do it for free. I don't care. It's essentially a.
Speaker 2: Half mile past the last occupied property, but ideally no
Speaker 2: more than two miles for their survival. Raakes, rattlesnakes don't
Speaker 2: move as much as people think so in the desert.
Speaker 1: So you don't bring them to the same spot and
Speaker 1: just don't know.
Speaker 2: They're all within essentially like a two mile circle somewhere
Speaker 2: in equal terrain.
Speaker 1: What's the largest rattlesnake you've ever had to relocate?
Speaker 3: It was about five foot Even I.
Speaker 1: Don't know how big a rattlesnakes get yeth for us
Speaker 1: out here.
Speaker 2: I mean, it would be pretty rare to see a
Speaker 2: rattlesnake over five feet in California. It's those are like
Speaker 2: the goliaths. But you know Texas, you'll you'll get six footers.
Speaker 2: East coast, you'll get eight footers.
Speaker 1: I've never liked snakes, and I don't think I'm ever
Speaker 1: going to like them. I'm an animal lover, but there's
Speaker 1: a lot of animals I'm like, eh, I could do
Speaker 1: without that animal.
Speaker 3: So it's my goats.
Speaker 2: But I always say I'm not trying to convince people
Speaker 2: to like them, just like respect what they need to
Speaker 2: do on the planet.
Speaker 1: But rattlesnakes don't do anything good for the environment.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: Absolutely. Rodent control man, yeah, I mean after all the road.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the rodent poisons though, you know, killed off
Speaker 2: a lot of birds of prey and a lot of
Speaker 2: apex predators and so we got.
Speaker 1: Wait, how can apex predator be killed rat poison?
Speaker 2: Of the poisons in the rat the owl apex anymore?
Speaker 2: Like literally they're like explode.
Speaker 1: It's like with the owls explode.
Speaker 2: Like the animals that have the rodent poison in them,
Speaker 2: and it like creates all this bleeding.
Speaker 3: It's it's really gnarly way to go.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I'm gonna tell you something. I put
Speaker 1: an owl box up in my property so that the
Speaker 1: owls could kill the rodents. But they don't do a
Speaker 1: good enough job.
Speaker 3: Beca's just not enough.
Speaker 2: The rodent populations in the last like twenty years, you know,
Speaker 2: they're going like this while all of our you know,
Speaker 2: their predators are going like this because people keep killing them,
Speaker 2: all right, and you know the snakes you know, obviously
Speaker 2: don't eat as much as the birds do. So yeah,
Speaker 2: the owls and like the hawks, the hawks taking a
Speaker 2: big hit from like the decades worth of rodent poison.
Speaker 2: And it's been outlawed in California now, but it's still
Speaker 2: like the coagulatory one that's bitching though about.
Speaker 3: The owl box.
Speaker 2: I tell people, like they ask me all the time,
Speaker 2: how can I prevent snakes? Like you got to prevent
Speaker 2: the rats, Like, you know, you don't have a snake problem,
Speaker 2: you got wrap problem. Put an owl box up, and
Speaker 2: you know this, the owls will eat the snakes too,
Speaker 2: So the owl the snakes don't want to stick around
Speaker 2: an owl either.
Speaker 1: I got a canyon in my back My property backs
Speaker 1: against and I've got a lot of tall grass that
Speaker 1: my kids play.
Speaker 3: In, So you have a snake caven is what I hear?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: So I should just be terrified every time.
Speaker 3: The tall grasses.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I tell that to people all the time, like even
Speaker 2: when the kids are like hiking up in the rocks
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, Like you they are there.
Speaker 3: I have the snake in my two snakes.
Speaker 1: I don't want your snakes out.
Speaker 3: Oh, but I can show you the one that to
Speaker 3: look out for. That that's down here.
Speaker 1: You brought a rattlesnake, I did Dan.
Speaker 3: His name is Warf.
Speaker 1: Is he a therapy snake?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: But they're all my emotional supporting animal.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. I'm not afraid to admit how how terrified
Speaker 1: I am of snakes. Oh yeah, you know why I'm snakes.
Speaker 1: It's not my fault.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 1: It's primal, right, the the Bible did it to us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, damn Bibles. But it's your nervous system to like
Speaker 3: have a reaction when you see a snake.
Speaker 1: You see you see a dog's face and you want
Speaker 1: to get your face right in there.
Speaker 2: And just raw. But have you seen a baby rattlesnake?
Speaker 2: The same thing, just you put your face in a baby.
Speaker 2: But you Oh, I love them now, yeah, like you
Speaker 2: don't as a pet.
Speaker 3: You have you see my stuff online? I've seen some
Speaker 3: of it, Like, yeah, I got the rattlesnake crawling up me.
Speaker 1: I get and you enjoy that.
Speaker 2: I like the thrill, and I like to show that
Speaker 2: these aren't like the insane creatures that people think they are.
Speaker 3: Is it safe, Absolutely not. But it's not like you know,
Speaker 3: I thought you.
Speaker 1: Were gonna say it was safe. No, they don't love you.
Speaker 2: But you know, driving to LA in one day is
Speaker 2: statistically more deadly than me holding a rattlesnakes What.
Speaker 1: About forget deadly? But just like getting the willies?
Speaker 2: Like it. After three years, I stopped getting any willies.
Speaker 2: So over the years I've gotten better at not being
Speaker 2: afraid of heights and my claustrophobia and because I like
Speaker 2: will crawl under houses I've been in.
Speaker 1: You have claustrophobia.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Like in the beginning, I was like, okay,
Speaker 2: well I got to get a snake at the other
Speaker 2: end of this manufactured home and I'm crawling, you know,
Speaker 2: with no room above me, and I'm freaking out more
Speaker 2: about being underneath the house in a very enclosed space
Speaker 2: with spiders everywhere, rats.
Speaker 1: Where, rats bother you no all give me the willies.
Speaker 2: I mean in that time, like it was just the
Speaker 2: claus phobia part, but I just focused on the snake.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you got this. You can't panic. You're the
Speaker 3: snake wrangle, you got you a tough bitch.
Speaker 1: You don't have you know you don't have.
Speaker 3: Someone's got it, Daniel.
Speaker 1: How do you catch them? Use a flute?
Speaker 2: Yes, a clarinet actually, actually I do. I play the
Speaker 2: clarinet since I was eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, deal, I know. I got my my beetles like
Speaker 3: score book is.
Speaker 2: My beatlescart j I remember him, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: But I just mainly I use like a hook essentially,
Speaker 3: just like scoop.
Speaker 1: How long is the hook?
Speaker 3: Two feet?
Speaker 1: Well? Why is it too? Why when I get on
Speaker 1: this four feet?
Speaker 2: I started at four feet? But the longer it is
Speaker 2: like you have a delay and you know the tip
Speaker 2: of that hook and all of that. So like the
Speaker 2: shorter it is, it's just faster.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I tell my wife.
Speaker 3: You see winning all around.
Speaker 1: Were you ever afraid of snakes?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, I said, I faked it till I became it.
Speaker 2: In the beginning, I knew I wanted to help the animal,
Speaker 2: but I was from the city. I had never seen
Speaker 2: a rattlesnake, and I saw one on the road and
Speaker 2: I poked it with a stick and it like just
Speaker 2: took off, And I'm like, wellll are going to be men,
Speaker 2: do we?
Speaker 1: What are you supposed to do? How are you supposed
Speaker 1: to You're supposed to use a hook? But if you
Speaker 1: don't have a hook, would you grab your bare hand
Speaker 1: on one?
Speaker 3: I have many times?
Speaker 1: But now am I supposed to grab the tail of one?
Speaker 3: Ideally?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Like you know, I really don't grab it at all.
Speaker 1: But like what if my kid's right there and he's
Speaker 1: like like he looks like he's in attack mode?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, realistically, you'd be easier, like you grab
Speaker 2: the kid away from the snake, because like the chance
Speaker 2: of you actually grabbing the head where you need to
Speaker 2: and not being bit in. I mean, you're ninety nine
Speaker 2: percent of the time you're gonna get.
Speaker 1: Grab a tail and do that, throw it or do
Speaker 1: a dive in front of it that seems heroically very
Speaker 1: you ever just throw it over a neighbor's fences like
Speaker 1: your problem? Now? No?
Speaker 2: I get that joke a lot, though. Can you put
Speaker 2: this snake in someone's mailbox? Which funny enough? I mean
Speaker 2: funny enough someone I don't know if you saw it
Speaker 2: but in twenty nine palms out past Joshua Tree, someone
Speaker 2: was mailed a live rattlesnake male mail that came in
Speaker 2: the mail and he got one at his Florida address
Speaker 2: to they don't.
Speaker 1: Know what a dick? What did this guy do?
Speaker 2: I'm really eager to find out, like who gets sent
Speaker 2: a live rattlesnake like that?
Speaker 1: And who what company will ship a rattle snake? But
Speaker 1: also a testament to the company for getting that there
Speaker 1: as promised within twenty.
Speaker 3: Four hours it was alive.
Speaker 1: If a rattlesnake bites me, will I die?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: About one percent chance in the US. So it should
Speaker 3: be good.
Speaker 1: I should be good. How long do I have to do?
Speaker 1: I need to get medical attention?
Speaker 3: You should?
Speaker 2: I mean more people were bitten in like the southern
Speaker 2: California area near the coast, because there's a lot of
Speaker 2: terrain that you can't see under a lot of snakes.
Speaker 2: But realistically everyone is close close to a hospital, So
Speaker 2: you get to a hospital, the doctors are then how
Speaker 2: ideally just as quickly as you can.
Speaker 1: The more time it's like like thirty minutes or an hour.
Speaker 1: What do I got?
Speaker 2: I couldn't even tell if it's a baby rattlesnake where
Speaker 2: there's only one teeny drop of venom, you could have
Speaker 2: hours before you're suffering. But if you get a big
Speaker 2: ass rattlesnake and it chomps, anya, I mean you could be,
Speaker 2: you know, unconscious in thirty minutes potentially.
Speaker 1: What about my kid? What about like a baby gets like.
Speaker 2: The smaller the animal or child anything like the less
Speaker 2: weight to process the venom. Yeah, you'll go down faster,
Speaker 2: like I statistically would suffer harder than you would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you weigh?
Speaker 3: Probably about hundred pounds, one hundred pounds all?
Speaker 1: Are you five? Two? Five to two hundred pounds?
Speaker 2: Ye?
Speaker 1: You last thirty minutes getting bid by a big rattlesnake.
Speaker 2: Probably, But I'd be suffering to the point where, like
Speaker 2: I probably couldn't.
Speaker 3: Help myself any suffering.
Speaker 1: Like what happens.
Speaker 2: Your hand's gonna blow up, Like it's just the swelling
Speaker 2: is gonna be really gnarly looking.
Speaker 3: The bite site's probably gonna start dying off a little.
Speaker 3: Some of the tissue. This swelling can go all the
Speaker 3: way up.
Speaker 2: Your nerves will be damaged, potentially perman sometimes depending on
Speaker 2: the snake. Yeah, I've never been bitten, So I'm not
Speaker 2: saying this You've never been rattle dude.
Speaker 3: I do have been doing this for six years. The
Speaker 3: easiest should have ever done.
Speaker 2: It's better than eaties on the bartending, easier than tutoring
Speaker 2: children when I did that through the school district.
Speaker 3: Snakes are so easy.
Speaker 1: How would how long would Carl survive if he got bit?
Speaker 1: How long?
Speaker 2: I mean he's a slightly bigger dog. You did a
Speaker 2: lot of dogs over fifty pounds with the standard sized
Speaker 2: snakes only forty forty five, I mean still fifty fifty
Speaker 2: to fifty.
Speaker 3: He makes it just depending on the size of the snake.
Speaker 1: Like, do you take him somewhere to do it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's vet.
Speaker 1: I shouldn't suck on it at all and spit. That's
Speaker 1: not a thing. No, sucking and spitting is not a
Speaker 1: thing on.
Speaker 3: Any snake venom, not on that kind of snake.
Speaker 1: Because sometimes I see signs up at this one vet
Speaker 1: near my place that's like, get your anti vas rattlesnake
Speaker 1: for your dogs right now it's rattlesnake season. Is that
Speaker 1: that doesn't help?
Speaker 2: No, The venom doctors like across the US are pretty
Speaker 2: agreement that like it's not actually there's no actual true
Speaker 2: science behind that. It either helps it all doesn't really
Speaker 2: buy time. And there's been studies done about like anaphylactic
Speaker 2: shock and dogs after being bitten when that vaccine.
Speaker 3: Is in them.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you know, you see it where you know
Speaker 2: if they can make money off of things.
Speaker 3: But I would say, do your research.
Speaker 1: I don't do research, but.
Speaker 3: People do your research that I might do.
Speaker 1: So how do you make money if you're not allowed
Speaker 1: to charge people for relocating these snakes? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean I'm a donation based service, but I'm in
Speaker 2: the red every.
Speaker 3: Year pocket Oh yeah, how much you going out of one?
Speaker 2: One year, I had to take out a personal loan
Speaker 2: for like six thousand to keep it going. And but
Speaker 2: I just, you know, it's just about the animals. So
Speaker 2: I've always kind of made it work. But I got
Speaker 2: lucky when I moved out to the desert. It was
Speaker 2: cheap and I bought a house and I sold it
Speaker 2: when COVID happened and prices skyrocketed, so I've had good opportunity.
Speaker 3: And then I was able to buy family property.
Speaker 1: Did you know the prices we're gonna skyrocket during Now?
Speaker 2: I was just excited that I thought the Zillo ads
Speaker 2: were fake. I'm like, one hundred thousand dollars for this house.
Speaker 2: There's no freaking way, and there was freaking way.
Speaker 1: I know California has cheap real estate, you just got
Speaker 1: to know where to look.
Speaker 3: That was what got me to move down there from
Speaker 3: San Francisco.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I called my grandpa and I was like,
Speaker 2: Grandpa got six days before I got to renew my
Speaker 2: lease in the Sunset District in San Francisco, So I'm miserable.
Speaker 3: What's it like living down there? He said, cheap?
Speaker 2: I'll see him six days. He was like, okay, believe
Speaker 2: that when I see it. And I sold everything and I.
Speaker 3: Just moved in.
Speaker 1: Could you tell me how much people will donate to
Speaker 1: you for removing these things?
Speaker 3: On average, twenty to forty books.
Speaker 1: You know how much I would pay to get rid
Speaker 1: of rattlesnake from my yard. I'm not bullying.
Speaker 2: I'd love to charge, but then I will literally get
Speaker 2: those properties out there that I see on you know,
Speaker 2: Airbnb making ten grand a weekend and I get called
Speaker 2: for a snake and they don't even give you five
Speaker 2: bucks for gas, and then it's literally the people and
Speaker 2: dilapidated homes, trying to give me a fifty like literally
Speaker 2: a couple of days ago. This guy, I go there
Speaker 2: to his house and he has a couple like maybe
Speaker 2: eighty bucks in his hand.
Speaker 3: Fuck you know, because this is all I got.
Speaker 2: You know, what do you charge? I? Oh, I don't charge. Actually,
Speaker 2: I'm a donation based service for six years. YadA, YadA.
Speaker 2: He takes out one twenty, hands it to me and
Speaker 2: pockets the rest. And I mean, we're talking to guy's house, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Why would he show you eighty dollars.
Speaker 3: Because he thought I charged? He thought.
Speaker 1: You don't need to see it. That's a weird thing
Speaker 1: to display.
Speaker 3: This guy's it happened.
Speaker 1: It happened, I believe you. I just think he's an idiot.
Speaker 2: Had a wife locked her husband in the shed so
Speaker 2: I could come get it because he wanted to kill it.
Speaker 1: And she didn't want it to die.
Speaker 2: So she told me I go get this shovel and
Speaker 2: then locked him in the shed. I was very uncomfortable
Speaker 2: on that call. I'm not gonna lie, very very uncomfortable.
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to kill a snake on my property?
Speaker 3: Legally?
Speaker 2: Yes, but for non venomous snakes you need a hunting license,
Speaker 2: fishing license technically, Daniel.
Speaker 1: Why, I'll tell you why. I'd ask because I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm allowed to kill a coyote on my property.
Speaker 3: No, Like, you can't kill the coyotes.
Speaker 2: The hawks, like everything else has some sort of formal
Speaker 2: protection around it.
Speaker 1: Trying to kill my pets pretty much, I'm.
Speaker 2: Not, and I'm like actually trying to. Like, when a
Speaker 2: snake and a dog interact, it's not because they really
Speaker 2: want to. You know, the snake's not ever attacking anyone. Well, yeah, hungry,
Speaker 2: Well he's not gonna eat your forty pounds.
Speaker 1: I get o. But I got a nine pound dog.
Speaker 2: You know, unless you're in like floor chickens, pythons, I
Speaker 2: got chickens. Even my biggest native snake pantied a chicken
Speaker 2: in the desert.
Speaker 3: They don't get that big.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing with like a coyote is they say
Speaker 1: you're allowed to kill them if they're going at like
Speaker 1: one of your your family, a human. So you just
Speaker 1: have to lie and say that he was he was
Speaker 1: charging me, and then plant a weapon on him or
Speaker 1: something like that. This is what I've learned. They also say,
Speaker 1: if you want to get rid of coyotes because I
Speaker 1: have them just in my property all the time. They
Speaker 1: say that you should kill one of them. This is
Speaker 1: what I was told. You should kill coyote and then
Speaker 1: hang it on your post, like on your fence. That's
Speaker 1: the only way that other coyotes won't come to the
Speaker 1: property is if there's a carcass of a coyote hanging there.
Speaker 3: I feel like they would eat it. Wouldn't they just
Speaker 3: eat it.
Speaker 1: I don't have no idea. I'm not doing any of that.
Speaker 3: I feel like they would just eat it.
Speaker 1: You don't else. I had my property one time, never
Speaker 1: only seen it one time, and I think he was
Speaker 1: crazy blackbir weasel, Oh a real, real a weasel, going
Speaker 1: crazy at my chickens, running up to their coops, standing up.
Speaker 1: Do you know that weasels kill because they enjoy killing.
Speaker 1: They don't even eat. They'll kill all your chickens and
Speaker 1: just pile them up, and they just enjoy it. He
Speaker 1: ran to my door, like my glass door, and was
Speaker 1: just standing there trying to get my house. Scary I did, though.
Speaker 2: I got called for a snake once and his lady
Speaker 2: at a car parked and it had been there for
Speaker 2: a while. And she goes, oh, I dug a hole
Speaker 2: underneath the car, and I go, snakes don't ting holes.
Speaker 2: So I look under the car. It's a small car
Speaker 2: and there's a mount of dirt that goes all the
Speaker 2: way up underneath, like.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, nothing.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker 2: So I go on my truck, I get my shovel,
Speaker 2: I start. I'm like, I'm curious, what the hell dug this?
Speaker 2: And I see this little nose like something come up.
Speaker 2: I'm like, what is this? It was a freaking badger.
Speaker 2: I didn't even know they were out there, but yeah,
Speaker 2: I've heard that. You know if you get in their space.
Speaker 1: You know, though you were right in their space.
Speaker 2: I was literally in its space, laying down next to it,
Speaker 2: and it looked at me, and I looked at it
Speaker 2: and I didn't even process what it was before my
Speaker 2: body like went hurtling out from under the car and
Speaker 2: I said, I can't deal with this.
Speaker 1: No, what if she was going to donate eighty dollars
Speaker 1: only she did out the twenty? What about you ever
Speaker 1: messed with that king Cobra? Oh no, I hear like.
Speaker 2: Cobra handlers tell me that like rattlesnakes are physically more
Speaker 2: difficult to handle than a cobra because the cobras can
Speaker 2: be so long and it's a lot more meat to
Speaker 2: deal with.
Speaker 1: I just like they did a spitting thing that seems
Speaker 1: kind of.
Speaker 3: Curious, like ten feet.
Speaker 1: They're accurate to ten feet.
Speaker 2: And it's like six to ten feet accuracy might even
Speaker 2: be longer. I gotta remember my Steve Irwin episode on
Speaker 2: the Spitting Pooper.
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to a snake church? Mm?
Speaker 3: But isn't that the most insane ship you've ever seen?
Speaker 1: When they get bit I just love it.
Speaker 2: I hate to say sometime like karma is karma. You
Speaker 2: know you're gonna fling a venomous snake around your face?
Speaker 2: What do you think I'm not flinging the rattlesnake around me?
Speaker 1: Well, it won't bite. If if, the if, the energy
Speaker 1: and God is for the most part true, I don't
Speaker 1: know what they do.
Speaker 2: It's kind of like if a bear was holding you
Speaker 2: and you're terrified, You're not just gonna punch the bear
Speaker 2: in the face, because then the.
Speaker 3: Bear might bears. No, I mean, i'd you know, the
Speaker 3: whole bear thing. I choose the bear. Yeah, I choose
Speaker 3: the bear I like.
Speaker 1: I like bear. That's the thing with bears, though, it's
Speaker 1: pretty simple with bears. Two types of bears. Uh, you know, California,
Speaker 1: you got your black bears, make a ton of noise, scream,
Speaker 1: they get they'll they'll go brown bear, Uh, play dead,
Speaker 1: pray you don't die, right, I don't know? Or is
Speaker 1: brown bear fight I don't grizzly grizzly? Yeah, right, there's
Speaker 1: no more grizzlies in California. I'm That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: There's only black bears in California. You could fight a
Speaker 1: black bear. You could fight a black bear. Run anyway. See,
Speaker 1: I thought it was simple with bears. But snakes, snakes,
Speaker 1: that's I think that's where my part of my fear
Speaker 1: is just not having uh the knowledge to know what's venomous,
Speaker 1: what's poisonous or not.
Speaker 3: I mean, obviously the number one thing is does it
Speaker 3: have a rattle or not?
Speaker 1: Okay, that that I could figure out there besides rattlesnakes,
Speaker 1: What do I need to worry about?
Speaker 3: Oh, that's it. Just rattlesnakes.
Speaker 2: That's the only medically significant snake in California that would
Speaker 2: like truly send you to the hospital with needing like
Speaker 2: medical attention.
Speaker 3: Really, that's it.
Speaker 2: Huh Yeah, we're not only a lot of the other
Speaker 2: places where you know, Australia they got like the top
Speaker 2: ten venomous snakes all right there.
Speaker 1: You ever go down to Australia, No, but I would
Speaker 1: love to. I don't love it that much.
Speaker 3: I just want to see the snakes.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I guess where's the weirdest place you've had
Speaker 1: to find? Like, where's the weirdest place somebody's called you
Speaker 1: and said, hey, there's a snake here everywhere inside the house.
Speaker 3: At two years.
Speaker 2: Ago, I had a rattlesnake in a kitchen and a bedroom.
Speaker 2: I've gotten to them. I mean in people's bathrooms, just
Speaker 2: everywhere on a property. You can imagine you ever found
Speaker 2: a snake and a toilet one one, but it didn't
Speaker 2: come out from the toilet. It w Yeah, it was
Speaker 2: in her bathroom and it's just when I got there
Speaker 2: it had happened to like be on the seat with
Speaker 2: part of it in toilet.
Speaker 1: Do you ever cut the head off a trouser snake?
Speaker 1: That's right? You don't. You own a few properties managed,
Speaker 1: you're like your own little property manager. For some airbnbs, Yes, yay,
Speaker 1: I managed too for my friends. What's scarier, snakes or
Speaker 1: short term runners?
Speaker 3: Short term runners?
Speaker 2: I ran an Airbnb at my little guest house for
Speaker 2: two years and Lord half Mercy never again.
Speaker 1: So they were on your property?
Speaker 3: Yeah, uh huh so yeah, I'll never go back to that.
Speaker 2: But I have a long term rental in one of
Speaker 2: my in my smaller house, so that also subsidizes a
Speaker 2: lot of my bills.
Speaker 1: Joshua Tree, is it one of these towns where the
Speaker 1: locals can't afford to live there anymore because it's gotten
Speaker 1: so popular.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in like the last three years, that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 2: And like the apartment I first rented before about my
Speaker 2: house was five hundred bucks. Now it's like fifteen hundred
Speaker 2: and still the same shitty little apartment. I've never been
Speaker 2: to josh Fall Airbnbs.
Speaker 1: Well that's the thing I like. I like that there's
Speaker 1: a lot of beautiful places in calibern that I haven't
Speaker 1: been yet.
Speaker 3: Close.
Speaker 1: Well, I know I'm not in a hurry. I'll get there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Snake Wineling, I'm not going to do.
Speaker 1: That real, No, I won't. We will talk about your pets,
Speaker 1: how many pets do you have, Oh.
Speaker 2: Lord, off the top of my head, thirty five, thirty
Speaker 2: thirty five, Okay, we're in there.
Speaker 1: If you don't count the snails, I don't count snails.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I got a lot of those.
Speaker 1: The problem I have with pets is that I get
Speaker 1: really attached and deaths wipe me out. But you have
Speaker 1: so many pets, you're probably having constant funerals.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And just like dealing with being an animal rescue,
Speaker 2: especially wildlife, like I'm a bit numb.
Speaker 1: To it now. Does that make you not love animals
Speaker 1: as much when you see how fast the turnover is?
Speaker 2: Sometimes Yeah, you kind of have to detach yourself a
Speaker 2: little bit. And it can be a little easier when
Speaker 2: it comes to like, you know, a snake that you're
Speaker 2: trying to save and you're not like, you know, like
Speaker 2: when I've had to put my dogs down when I
Speaker 2: did pit rescue, and so yeah, I kind of have
Speaker 2: to compartmentalize a lot of the emotion of what I do.
Speaker 1: How do you go anywhere when I mean, like I
Speaker 1: leave two dogs and some chickens, it's just an ordeal
Speaker 1: to find someone capable. How many sitters do you have
Speaker 1: to get for all these critters.
Speaker 2: I mean today, I have three different people going over
Speaker 2: to my house today, so I can be gone from
Speaker 2: four am to seven pm, and so short answers, I
Speaker 2: don't leave, you can't pretty much don't. Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: trusted people. It's just it ends up being more work
Speaker 2: to try to coordinate it all in the stress of
Speaker 2: leaving them.
Speaker 1: Are you ever downsizing the amount of animals that live
Speaker 1: under your roof or is that just always going up?
Speaker 2: It fluctuates because I take in fosters. But I have
Speaker 2: like my permanent zoo where I'm not adding anymore. Like
Speaker 2: I have a five foot iguana, it's actually like five
Speaker 2: foot two, Like you guys have fifteen foot custom welded
Speaker 2: enclosure in my house. And yeah, you got a not
Speaker 2: a well, I'm kind of My ex boyfriend was a professional.
Speaker 3: Welder and he's still to this day he's like he's
Speaker 3: still good.
Speaker 2: Weldne Yeah, and he still fixes my truck for me.
Speaker 3: He's not a bad guy. Still helps me a lot.
Speaker 3: That's good, very handy.
Speaker 1: But he did dump you.
Speaker 2: He did dump me, Yes, I mean our lives. You know,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of I'm me look.
Speaker 1: At this, and he knew what he knew what he
Speaker 1: was getting into. This isn't brand new, no, but it
Speaker 1: definitely got worse.
Speaker 3: I mean, I definitely got worse.
Speaker 1: When you meet a random fella and you're interested, like
Speaker 1: how how and they don't know that your whole world.
Speaker 1: How quickly do you have to be like, hey, by
Speaker 1: the way, I have a reptile room.
Speaker 2: Well, I just got dumped in December after five years,
Speaker 2: so I haven't been in the dating We're all good,
Speaker 2: look at me now. But I've been asked out by
Speaker 2: one person and he didn't know who I was, surprisingly
Speaker 2: because in my community, literally everyone knows me.
Speaker 3: I'm just sustaining.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you kind of stick out.
Speaker 3: And I stick out. So but he, you know, we
Speaker 3: exchanged numbers. I thought maybe you know, he's cute.
Speaker 2: But anyway, he found my social media and then after
Speaker 2: like talking to me for maybe like three hours. After that,
Speaker 2: he goes, your job is just too wild. Your life
Speaker 2: just looks too crazy. I'm like, all I heard was
Speaker 2: your a little bitch.
Speaker 1: That's all I heard.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm tough.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've I've called off relationships when I found
Speaker 1: out they had a cat.
Speaker 3: I have four. But here's my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Here's here's my thing with why I There is one
Speaker 1: girl out there that to this day probably has no
Speaker 1: idea why our relationship stopped, and it really was because
Speaker 1: she has a cat. Now here's the thing. I love animals.
Speaker 1: I'm really really allergic to.
Speaker 3: Cats, understandable.
Speaker 1: So instead of saying, hey, you have to get rid
Speaker 1: of this cat because I can't be a part of
Speaker 1: your life, I just ended it because what I what
Speaker 1: would upset me more is me having this conversation and
Speaker 1: then her saying, oh, I'll get rid of the cat,
Speaker 1: and then well, then I don't like you anyway because
Speaker 1: you're that kind of person.
Speaker 2: That's an impossible situation, exactly like your call on that.
Speaker 1: I just walked away. So it's just not meant for me.
Speaker 1: I just keep thinking about, though, how much better my
Speaker 1: life would be now, kind of just taking clariton. You
Speaker 1: saw me at a show. You came to one of
Speaker 1: my shows a long long time ago. How old were
Speaker 1: you when you came to my show two? Well, no,
Speaker 1: I was just making sure you're old enough to Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't like you were like sneaking. Do you like
Speaker 1: casinos out there in the desert that you can smoke inside.
Speaker 1: Do you smoke cigarettes occasionally? How how often are you
Speaker 1: gonna quit?
Speaker 2: I used to be a packet a smoker for a
Speaker 2: long time, but now it's more like a like. I
Speaker 2: don't drink, so it's kind of like my cocktail, so to.
Speaker 1: Speak, as long as you have some way to justify
Speaker 1: it exactly. I have some gifts for you.
Speaker 3: Oh lord.
Speaker 1: I stole some denim from my wife's closet so that
Speaker 1: you would cover up your legs.
Speaker 3: And then this is my denim that's actually my size.
Speaker 1: Yeah it works, she's small. And then that's my denim
Speaker 1: that's big. But you just wrap yourself up in that
Speaker 1: and cover yourself up.
Speaker 3: I'll frame them. I'm thinking above the fireplace.
Speaker 1: This is my first comedy album up Dan, y'all, that's
Speaker 1: my first comedy. I've never hung any of these things up.
Speaker 1: These things are embarrassing.
Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's fabulous.
Speaker 1: Somebody gave me a lighter and I don't I don't
Speaker 1: ever have a lighter. I don't even know how to
Speaker 1: fill a lighter. Yep, I don't know how to fill it.
Speaker 1: So I junk and I figured you needed flashlights.
Speaker 3: And I don't use always.
Speaker 2: I could always use another truck flashlight.
Speaker 1: Actually get one, so learn too.
Speaker 2: You'll give me crap because I end up using my
Speaker 2: damn phone half the time because for some reason I
Speaker 2: can never keep it.
Speaker 1: That's why I don't know why anyone would use a
Speaker 1: flash because the phone works fine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but sometimes no.
Speaker 1: This is good for me, right.
Speaker 3: Right, I carry on me.
Speaker 1: Get those off my table. You've got a good relationship
Speaker 1: with the local sheriffs out there, firefighters, good relationship. Not
Speaker 1: so good with the fish and wildlife in animal control.
Speaker 1: Why is there a fish department out in the desert anyway.
Speaker 3: It's all encompassing.
Speaker 1: Oh got it.
Speaker 2: I do make them look bad because I do their
Speaker 2: job for free, and I don't get health benefits about
Speaker 2: the fish and wildlife and animal control, it's all encompassing
Speaker 2: of like doing more education and promoting these animals.
Speaker 1: But they don't like you because why I'm.
Speaker 2: A flashy bitch, Daniel, look at me, and and so
Speaker 2: I go out there, I'm holding the snakes. They're just
Speaker 2: like they just want to shut my ship down, okay,
Speaker 2: and they have for a long time. But at the
Speaker 2: same time, I follow all the league legality. You know,
Speaker 2: I do things right you know, I just I make
Speaker 2: them look real bad. I say, hey, if I can
Speaker 2: do it for free, why are you guys getting paid
Speaker 2: daily and you just go and kill it?
Speaker 3: You know, it just makes no sense.
Speaker 2: And so essentially that's another reason why I wanted to
Speaker 2: get put myself back out there and put pressure on
Speaker 2: them so we can change these laws so people can't
Speaker 2: just be chopping them up. And you know, animal control
Speaker 2: should not be killing an apex predator.
Speaker 1: Have they tried to get you in trouble for what
Speaker 1: you're doing?
Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, oh absolutely.
Speaker 2: You should have seen one year these people kept you know,
Speaker 2: it's like random text constantly of can I buy this snake?
Speaker 2: Or you know, trying to get me to like, you know,
Speaker 2: catch me in something.
Speaker 1: Who gave out your number? Oh?
Speaker 2: My numbers literally everywhere you can, like you if you
Speaker 2: just google, you know, snake Wrangler High Desert.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's all me.
Speaker 1: So, but what are you doing to make sure that
Speaker 1: some creep isn't invited need to their guest house to
Speaker 1: be on their podcast?
Speaker 3: Oh? That is like literally the ultimate fear of mine.
Speaker 1: It should it is.
Speaker 2: It is a very terrifying thing, especially being who I am.
Speaker 2: How all of it and but there are multiple people
Speaker 2: that track me on every call. If I'm not heard
Speaker 2: from in an hour, you know, please will be called
Speaker 2: YadA YadA.
Speaker 1: Like we've been going for forty three minutes? Do we
Speaker 1: need to this?
Speaker 3: My grandpattracts me the whole way here.
Speaker 1: Yes, was he complaining about the traffic.
Speaker 3: He did call me.
Speaker 2: He goes, you're not moving and I'm like, yeah, there's
Speaker 2: another freaking accident. But he was.
Speaker 3: He's just you know, he's on his lazy boy. I'm
Speaker 3: sure watching golf on the TV.
Speaker 1: You know, you don't want Grandpa coming after you.
Speaker 2: No. He was a in search and rescue for twenty
Speaker 2: years and was a deputy sheriff. He's a brilliant shot.
Speaker 2: He's terrifying.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 3: Know he could kick my ass any day.
Speaker 1: You know how to shoot a gun? Yeah? Very well? Yeah,
Speaker 1: very well, very well? What does what does very well
Speaker 1: mean mean? Does that mean you're a good shot or
Speaker 1: you can shoot any type of gun?
Speaker 2: U more of the good shot with the ones I
Speaker 2: have practiced with.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 2: But I've had fun with some of my friends when
Speaker 2: we we've gone out and I'm like, oh, you want
Speaker 2: me to try to hit that, oh, and try to
Speaker 2: hit that, and then I get the use a handgun.
Speaker 1: Oh. Man, I don't know why that seems scarier.
Speaker 3: I thought shotguns are kind of heavy and awkward.
Speaker 1: Huh. I don't know. I'm not a shooter.
Speaker 3: I'm not really surprised for some reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know why. I don't. I can't. I
Speaker 1: think aiming might be. The shirt has nothing to do
Speaker 1: with the shirt. You're kidding me.
Speaker 3: It's very.
Speaker 2: It's very I don't shoe guns a lot. That's that's
Speaker 2: what the shirt says to me.
Speaker 1: You want me tell you what the tattoos mean. I
Speaker 1: love to if someone gets one tattoo, I feel they
Speaker 1: really have to like, oh this means something to me.
Speaker 1: When you have a lot of tattoos, Do they do
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't care, just color me up? Or
Speaker 1: do you care about everything? People?
Speaker 3: I don't give two ships about what's on me.
Speaker 2: I kind of just want eighty percent of my skin gone,
Speaker 2: and uh, yeah, you want your skin gone? Huh.
Speaker 3: I like the look.
Speaker 1: Oh are you done with tattoos though?
Speaker 2: Oh no, absolutely not. I still have to finish my neck.
Speaker 2: I got just fill in the puzzle pieces. I got
Speaker 2: a few days left of tattooing you are.
Speaker 1: You don't tattoo any more of your head?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I woke up one morning and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm gonna stick a snake on the side
Speaker 2: of my face. It was kind of because my dad's like,
Speaker 2: just don't ever tattoo your face, and I said, well,
Speaker 2: I love your dad, but also don't say that shit,
Speaker 2: because that's what gets your kids to do things thing.
Speaker 1: You know, Well, that's done. My dad told me not
Speaker 1: to do heroin, and I was like, all right, that
Speaker 1: seems like good advice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, at this point, there's a freaking rattle
Speaker 2: snake on my neck. Who cares what I look like
Speaker 2: at this point?
Speaker 1: What about the back? Is your back done too?
Speaker 2: No, it's like pretty beare actually, because that's like the
Speaker 2: last big spot I have to actually maybe plan something
Speaker 2: that looks good instead of like my doodle board.
Speaker 1: What if you just gain a couple hundred pounds and
Speaker 1: then you get new areas.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was like one hundred and forty
Speaker 3: five pounds and I was like, nineteen, you're pregnant.
Speaker 2: No. I just like dated a guy that was a
Speaker 2: little hefty and we got in and out a lot,
Speaker 2: a lot, a lot. I think those Costco hot dogs dollars.
Speaker 1: Fifty dann y'all, where can people donate so you can
Speaker 1: continue to relocate deadly rattlesnakes and get tattoos.
Speaker 2: I mean, my everything's hooked up to my cell phone
Speaker 2: number with like PayPal z L. But if you look
Speaker 2: at High Desert Danny on anything, it's all that all right.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I don't have anything formal.
Speaker 3: It's a legality, you know.
Speaker 2: I'm working with a lawyer right now who's working on
Speaker 2: trying to get me a nonprofit status because if they know,
Speaker 2: like Big O' Tires is happy to sponsor me for
Speaker 2: tires every year, so like I could get it if
Speaker 2: I'm a tax right off for these people.
Speaker 1: Oh I never understood really the tax right off thing as.
Speaker 3: Much because its me so much.
Speaker 1: It doesn't you still have like you get a percentage off.
Speaker 1: It's not like it's just oh, it's a tax right off,
Speaker 1: so it doesn't matter. It too dumb to understand any
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: That's why there's a lawyer doing it. But he offered
Speaker 2: to do it on his own time and time, so
Speaker 2: that was very kind. He's just like, yeah, so he's
Speaker 2: just a big animal lover.
Speaker 1: That's nice. Not everybody's a piece of shit. Danielle, thanks
Speaker 1: for being on the show. I wish you all the best.
Speaker 1: I hope you can monetize all the good work that
Speaker 1: you do. Stay safe and try to get bit in
Speaker 1: the face.
Speaker 3: That's my goal. Yeah, thanks for having me, daniel big fan.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Pasha, Well, I want to thank Danielle for
Speaker 1: being on the show, and I also want to thank
Speaker 1: her for not bringing in the snakes inside the studio.
Speaker 1: That was worrying both Carl and I. Carl not a
Speaker 1: fan of snakes either, right, Carl, we don't like him. Eddie.
Speaker 1: You a big fan of carpet muncheon. Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: you are. I know you're I've been in hotel rooms
Speaker 1: with you. We've had a joining room and it just
Speaker 1: sounds like a weed whacker next door. They got a
Speaker 1: technique all night long. I just hear somebody mumbling the alphabet.
Speaker 1: But there's this guy. Now. You have to understand, in
Speaker 1: my neighborhood, a lot of homes burned down in the
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen Woseley fire, so there's just always construction going
Speaker 1: on in my neighborhood and for the past five years,
Speaker 1: I've seen this guy's truck working on multiple homes in
Speaker 1: the neighborhood, but usually it's near my house. And he
Speaker 1: has a sticker on the back of his truck and
Speaker 1: it says I love sushi, and then it's got a
Speaker 1: stick figure of a woman laying on her back and
Speaker 1: then a stick figure of a man eating her out. Wow,
Speaker 1: this guy loves to go down on women and he
Speaker 1: just wants everyone to know it. And I just think
Speaker 1: that's peculiar. I just can't imagine a world where I
Speaker 1: would see that sticker. Oh you know I do. I
Speaker 1: do uh love going down on the ladies. And this
Speaker 1: sticker is kind of cute. Why don't I put that
Speaker 1: on the back of my pickup truck. I've never really
Speaker 1: understood putting stickers on your car. It's just giving out
Speaker 1: information for no reason. I gotta get a sticker for
Speaker 1: my car. What do you think, Carl? Get a little
Speaker 1: photo of you? You farting? I feel like I heard something.
Speaker 1: Guess what. Tomorrow the tour begins. We're gonna be in Kentucky,
Speaker 1: then off to Indianapolis, then up in there, up to
Speaker 1: Michigan and in Ohio. Oh, It's gonna be so fun.
Speaker 1: Carl the Goat, new episodes dropping every Thursday. Hope you're
Speaker 1: watching boys pink dot com. Check that out. Buy something
Speaker 1: for your toddler? What else do we need? Got another
Speaker 1: story from my son, a little bedtime story that he
Speaker 1: recorded when he was three. See you next week.
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