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Speaker 1: Welcome to Creature feature production of iHeartRadio. I'm your host

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Speaker 1: of Many Parasites, Katie Golden. I studied psychology, devolutionary biology,

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Speaker 1: and today on this show, weird Animal Rescues the weirdest

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Speaker 1: way in which people have helped animals, from throwing babies

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Speaker 1: off of a cliff to creepy Halloween costumes for the

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Speaker 1: sake of not letting anyone know you're a person. We

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Speaker 1: are talking about the weirdest, creepiest, and most heartwarmingest ways

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Speaker 1: people have rescued animals. Joining me today are friends of

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Speaker 1: the pod, hosts of the Dogga z Zone of the

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Speaker 1: website one nine hundred Hot Dog, Robert Brockway and Shan Baby.

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Speaker 2: We did it.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for pronouncing it correctly. Nobody ever knows it

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Speaker 3: ever gets it right.

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Speaker 1: Right, they say, Rubert.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that's what I'm complaining about the French.

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Speaker 1: Ever, Yeah, no, I'm I'm happy to gab you guys

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Speaker 1: back on the show. This is a this is a

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Speaker 1: fun one. It's it's all about saving animals. In the

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Speaker 1: least it seems like we're tormenting them in these stores,

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Speaker 1: which is what's funny, but it is actually I don't

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Speaker 1: want to say no animals were harmed in this because

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Speaker 1: in some of these situations like there is uh, it's

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Speaker 1: not that the rescuers are hurting the animals, but the

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Speaker 1: animals are in a dangerous situation. But all the things

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Speaker 1: that the people are doing are helpful for the animals.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 1: So, first we got to start off in Iceland, which

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Speaker 1: did you guys know that it's got plants on it too.

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Speaker 2: In additions to Byork.

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Speaker 1: In it, addition to buyork the beautiful orchid of a woman.

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Speaker 1: So yeah, people live there. People live on Iceland. But

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Speaker 1: guess who else lives there?

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Speaker 3: Guys other than Man's Mickelson. He just seems like it.

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Speaker 1: I don't actually know.

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Speaker 3: I you know what, I have face, He's got an

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Speaker 3: Iceland face.

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Speaker 1: I have Nordic. I have Nordic blindness. This is a

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Speaker 1: this is a terrible thing. But I get very confused

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Speaker 1: among the Nordic countries and I cannot tell them apart,

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Speaker 1: so I wouldn't know. I thought he was Swedish, but.

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Speaker 3: No, I think I think like Doutsch or something. But

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Speaker 3: he's got the bleakness in his face that I think

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Speaker 3: he probably lives there, Like I think he has to

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Speaker 3: go there. To be exempted. Well, he recharges. The answer.

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Speaker 1: The answer is the answer is puffins, puffins. That was

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Speaker 1: my second guest on Iceland. So uh, in Iceland, people

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Speaker 1: are checking puffins off a cliff, and not just any puffins,

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Speaker 1: but baby puffins called pufflings.

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Speaker 2: Oh you say they're chucking them off a cliff like

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Speaker 2: as a sport, yeah, or maniacs for the good.

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Speaker 1: It's for good. No, No, they're doing it from kindness

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Speaker 1: and empathy. I will explain it. So baby baby puffins,

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Speaker 1: also known as pufflings, are lovingly tended to by their parents,

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Speaker 1: fed fish throw up as they grow into fledglings. Once

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Speaker 1: they're fledglings, the parents are like all right, and they

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Speaker 1: leave and they're like bootstraps time, baby, uh, get out

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Speaker 1: of there. You're you're you're old enough. And the parents

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Speaker 1: just go back to the sea and trust that the

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Speaker 1: pufflings will make their way out to sea on their own.

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Speaker 1: The problem is sometimes they're dumb and they don't really

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Speaker 1: do this, so they get lost on the way from

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Speaker 1: the rocky crevices in which they were nesting to the sea.

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Speaker 1: So this is where the Icelanders come in.

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Speaker 2: I would really I would like to meet the first

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Speaker 2: guy who came up with this, who saw like a

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Speaker 2: little puffling, which is a very cute name and a

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Speaker 2: very cute little thing, and he said, I'm gonna throw

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Speaker 2: this into the ocean benevolently.

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Speaker 1: It's like, well, like it's it would be very funny

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Speaker 1: if the first guy was just like, I'm gonna throw

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Speaker 1: this bird off a cliff and then it survives, and

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Speaker 1: then someone's like and he he kind of goes, huh, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I guess I did save it.

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Speaker 3: I know you said it wasn't a sport. Is there

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Speaker 3: any reason it can't be? Though, Like, if it saves

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Speaker 3: the puff you could still.

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Speaker 1: Honestly, when I was reading about this, it kind of

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Speaker 1: seems a little bit like a sport, to be honest, right,

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Speaker 1: people get into it. There's like there's like these sisters

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Speaker 1: who have been doing it for a really long time

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Speaker 1: and they're really good at it and they're known as

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Speaker 1: like the Puffling Queens.

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Speaker 2: That's a sport, for sure, but it's it's it's do

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Speaker 2: they have matching costumes? I mean, that's I think that

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Speaker 1: It over the they they they don't. It's cold there,

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Speaker 3: Weird I mean, you know, you know somebody has the record, Like,

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Speaker 3: at the very least, anytime two people throw anything, somebody

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Speaker 1: To be like, how far do you would I would

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Speaker 1: kind of like to know that. I want to know

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Speaker 1: these birds how many times it skips on the one

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Speaker 1: and is it.

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Speaker 3: Like is it is it skipping technique that helps you

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Speaker 3: the most or is it like you're handed like cricket.

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Speaker 1: They can fly, So this means that they're not just

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Speaker 2: I'm going to really have to change gears in my

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Speaker 2: brain to see. I always picture just falling like bowling

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Speaker 2: balls into the ocean.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean took.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they can fly like their fledglings. They're not great

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Speaker 1: at flying. That's why a lot of the time they

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Speaker 1: have trouble. But once they're tossed off the cliff, they

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Speaker 1: can fly, so they're not It's not what was that

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Speaker 1: TV show or the as good as my witness I

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Speaker 1: thought turkeys could fly or they just throw it and

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Speaker 1: it falls to the ground. Now these ones actually can fly,

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Speaker 1: so they're okay. Most of the technique I see is

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Speaker 1: actually underhand, like sort of a I watched a video cricket.

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Speaker 1: I watched a video of this and it's like this

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Speaker 1: woman with her with her child, like showing them how

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Speaker 1: to toss the puffin, but the kid is kind of

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Speaker 1: balancing against her. So when she like tosses the puffin,

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Speaker 1: kid falls over and I thought, I like legitimately thought

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Speaker 1: he fell off the cliffs. But then I realized it

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like you're throwing puffins. You mix him

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Speaker 2: up with your kids. I feel like that happened probably

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Speaker 2: twice a week in Iceland.

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Speaker 1: They they apparently there's apparently not any actual reason for

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Speaker 1: and just gently put them in the water. It's fine.

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Speaker 1: But but they they really like the cliff things. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't it doesn't hurt the burde.

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Speaker 3: Person throw their kid. Now there's a record involved and

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Speaker 3: that becomes a sport.

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Speaker 1: Mm hmm.

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Speaker 2: Right, do the puffins note like when they hear the

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Speaker 2: entrance music for the Puffling Queens, like did they know

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Speaker 3: They get a hype?

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Speaker 1: Oh damn, they get Apparently they they can when they're captured.

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Speaker 1: They're a little stressed, so they the puffin. The puffin

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Speaker 1: hunters have learned a technique of like they put their

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Speaker 1: then that just sort of deactivates the puffin. It's just

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Speaker 1: like power.

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Speaker 2: What a torrible creature.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the babies. The babies are like a little different.

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Speaker 1: So you know what an adult puffin looks like. It's

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Speaker 1: like black with the white tummies and then the orange

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Speaker 1: beaks with the coloration. The the baby ones are they

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Speaker 1: do have the white tummies, but there their heads are

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Speaker 1: gray because they're not sexually mature. Uh So they're just

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Speaker 1: these kind of like little innocent gray uh blops. But

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Speaker 1: they'll like once in a while realize like, wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: I'm being held by someone. In their little legs start

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Speaker 1: kicking and then the person just like it's okay, a

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Speaker 1: little puffin. They just like power down again, just like

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, as soon as.

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Speaker 3: They're comfortable, you whip them into the same in your hand.

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Speaker 1: For the record, yeah exactly. But I really encourage everyone

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Speaker 1: and nat GEO with a bunch of photos and videos. Uh.

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Speaker 1: The article is called quote, it's throw a baby puffin

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Speaker 1: off a cliff season in Iceland. It's uh this by

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Speaker 1: Marty oh Man. Marty, why you got this last name?

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Speaker 1: I think it's.

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Speaker 2: Puff Slutter.

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Speaker 1: I think it's Govich. I think it's Govich, but it's

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Speaker 1: be to Goovich. But I'm gonna say Govic, who took

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Speaker 1: some amazing videos and photos of people catching and tossing pufflings.

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Speaker 1: I really do encourage you to check that out. It's

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Speaker 1: a videos are very good. So essentially what they do

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Speaker 1: and they look for signs puffin signs, which is basically

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Speaker 3: They land, like scavenger hunt, like ultimate frisbee, an ultimate frisbee.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, yes, exactly, And they'll find them in a variety

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Speaker 1: the cliff. What they do is they take them to

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Speaker 1: the rehab center where they're checked out for their health,

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Speaker 1: their weight. Sometimes they're banded, given the little ankle bracelets

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Speaker 1: so that they can be they can track their population,

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Speaker 1: and then they get like a fish, like here's a

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Speaker 1: back to they'll go to the cliff and then that's

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Speaker 1: when they check the pufflings into the ocean. Right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Modernizing it like maybe building a device that could

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Speaker 2: shove a fish in your mouth and your mouth, pat

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Speaker 2: you on the head, chebbyche into the ocean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, a drone that goes around snatching the pufflings. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean I think that, uh, certainly that's possible. If

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Speaker 1: on the children's faces, like you just put. What we

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Speaker 1: should do is like replace the this this because like

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Speaker 1: these kids will describe like, oh, you can hear its

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Speaker 1: heartbeat and its warmth, and it fills me with joy

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Speaker 1: that I can help this living creature. What you need

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Speaker 1: to do is take the puffling away, put in their

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Speaker 1: hands a phone with TikTok on it, so then you know, yes,

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Speaker 1: that's they can raise a virtual Such little weirdos who

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Speaker 1: care about a bird? Yeah, I think.

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Speaker 2: One kid with the phone, another kid throwing an air I'm

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Speaker 2: under the ocean. I feel like that's equally weird depending

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Speaker 2: on who's making the case.

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Speaker 3: I mean, one kid films together. That's how got invented.

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Speaker 3: That's what TikTok's for.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I it would be nice if we started throwing

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Speaker 1: phones into the ocean, am I right? Kids these days? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: It's so the human intervention in this case is actually

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Speaker 1: really good because the whole reason the baby the pufflings

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Speaker 3: That's a beloved children's movie, is what that is?

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Speaker 1: There's this there's so there's a song about Tarantula is

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Speaker 2: Well, it's about picking bananas. It goes day. Oh you

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Speaker 1: a sponsorship. I'm getting paid hundreds of thousands of dollars

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Speaker 1: to mention them. And uh so, the the weka climbed

435
00:25:44,640 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: right in. Apparently these are very bold, curious birds. So

436
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:54,360
Speaker 1: it was like wow, free truck climbed in, nestled itself

437
00:25:54,400 --> 00:25:57,800
Speaker 1: among some blankets that were in the back, and they

438
00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: just drove back home with this flightless bird and did

439
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:07,399
Speaker 1: not notice it until they got home to christ Church,

440
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:09,800
Speaker 1: which is like a four hour trip. I don't know

441
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:12,760
Speaker 1: how this bird remained quiet enough.

442
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,199
Speaker 2: I raised chickens when I was a kid, so I

443
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:19,159
Speaker 2: can tell you that in four hours a chicken poops

444
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 2: about seventy five pounds. I don't know how much of

445
00:26:22,359 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 2: wecca poops, but I guarantee they had to burn that out.

446
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,960
Speaker 1: In fact, I can tell you because apparently when they

447
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: got when this is actually in the story that was

448
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,600
Speaker 1: written up by the newspaper, when they got home they

449
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,359
Speaker 1: opened the back door, the Weca made eye contact with

450
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:46,720
Speaker 1: them and pooped, adding to the pile of poop that

451
00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: had accumulated over the past four hours, which was considerable.

452
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,080
Speaker 1: So they said that the back of their truck had

453
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Speaker 1: been covered in Weca poop, and the Weca was like,

454
00:26:57,080 --> 00:26:59,159
Speaker 1: what are you going to do about it? So what

455
00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:03,480
Speaker 1: they did about it was they very gently uh took

456
00:27:03,520 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: custody of the weka uh and then found uh the

457
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:15,000
Speaker 1: wildlife uh conservation UH place the New Zealand. Sorry, I'll

458
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: do it in the Accident News Zealand Department a conservation

459
00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:24,240
Speaker 1: where they took the Wicca. The Wicko was fine and

460
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: apparently this is not news to the New Zealand Department

461
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 1: of Conservation because they've had related weka incidents over the

462
00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,840
Speaker 1: past months. Uh, when some wakas hit out in some

463
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 1: camper's wetsuits and that's how they got that thought they

464
00:27:40,280 --> 00:27:47,639
Speaker 1: got a take it home. Yeah, just uh two others,

465
00:27:48,760 --> 00:27:51,840
Speaker 1: like two wekas went into a west.

466
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Speaker 3: I don't know what was the wet suit in the.

467
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,600
Speaker 1: I did not know if the wet suit was in

468
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: a newt with in a ute with the wiccka poop,

469
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,359
Speaker 1: but I know the wet suit had a wicca in

470
00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:10,879
Speaker 1: it and it probably pooped in the suit.

471
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,640
Speaker 2: And the said I was talking with the wet suit.

472
00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,439
Speaker 2: Did I surprise you with my expertise therapy? Were you like,

473
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:20,760
Speaker 2: there's no way Sean's going to see this poop twist coming?

474
00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh, actually, I know that bird

475
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:24,040
Speaker 2: pooped everywhere in that truck.

476
00:28:25,560 --> 00:28:28,000
Speaker 1: I was very pleased that I knew the answer to

477
00:28:28,040 --> 00:28:31,680
Speaker 1: that question, because I could see you from from your

478
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:33,919
Speaker 1: smug little grin that you thought like, oh, there's no

479
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: way she's gonna know how much this bird poop is

480
00:28:36,359 --> 00:28:39,920
Speaker 1: Like I actually know and guess what it was a lot?

481
00:28:40,640 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 5: Uh.

482
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Speaker 1: And the people who turned in the Weka were like,

483
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:47,320
Speaker 1: we're really glad they named the Wicca Ranger. Wait is

484
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 1: there car? Yeah, because their cars named Ranger, get A,

485
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 1: get A, get A Thesaurus. Anyways, the Wekas was named Rangers,

486
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:00,400
Speaker 1: so they were like really happy that uh Ranger Weko

487
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:06,800
Speaker 1: was brought back home by the conservationist organization. But they

488
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:10,040
Speaker 1: did say it took a lot of time to clean

489
00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: out the poop from the truck. So you are correct,

490
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 1: Sean it pooped a lot and was proud I'll expertise. Yeah,

491
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:26,240
Speaker 1: So we're going to take another break and then when

492
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,920
Speaker 1: we get back, we're gonna talk about some costumes to

493
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:32,400
Speaker 1: get in the Halloween mood.

494
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Speaker 2: I'm going as a wetsuit filled with wekas. I just

495
00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,840
Speaker 2: leave a wetsuit outside for a few days and then

496
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 2: I put it on after it's been filled.

497
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,680
Speaker 3: I like to do I like to do sexy Halloween costume.

498
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 3: So I'm doing a bunch of bananas with a tree

499
00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 3: frog on it in like a tantalizing spot.

500
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,600
Speaker 1: Okay, you guys did make me think of one more

501
00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:57,560
Speaker 1: Weka story. Apparently there was like some survivalist game show

502
00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:02,120
Speaker 1: and someone like caught and ate a wkkou, which is

503
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 1: actually a crime. You can't do that because they're protected species.

504
00:30:07,280 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: And uh, so they got in trouble, but they're like,

505
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 1: I had to do it to survive, and it's like, dude,

506
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:13,360
Speaker 1: you're on like.

507
00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 2: If you just.

508
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:17,400
Speaker 3: Camera.

509
00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, Which, so that was a little bit. That was

510
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: a mild weka controversy. So now onto animal costumes that

511
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:31,760
Speaker 1: you can recreate for your own spooky Halloween fun times. Uh.

512
00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: When rehabilitating animals, sometimes rescuers wear costumes in order to

513
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: prevent the animals from imprinting on humans or becoming too

514
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:46,640
Speaker 1: familiar with humans, because if that happens, they may come

515
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:49,760
Speaker 1: and seek humans out, expecting food from them, which isn't

516
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:54,600
Speaker 1: good for the animals survival. For birds, it's bad because

517
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:58,479
Speaker 1: they got like they imprint on things really hard, and

518
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,960
Speaker 1: like if they imprint on a human, they might not

519
00:31:01,040 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: even know that they're supposed to mate with other birds.

520
00:31:05,640 --> 00:31:13,280
Speaker 2: Keep going with that problem, for they.

521
00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:15,680
Speaker 1: Will like animals, some birds who imprint on human beings

522
00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,280
Speaker 1: will indeed see human beings as potential mates and will

523
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 1: like fall in love with them. This happens. This has

524
00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,640
Speaker 1: happened with a number in a number of cases where

525
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:28,760
Speaker 1: they hopelessly fall in love with a human being, and

526
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: it's an underquieted love usually hopefully hope to God. Anyways,

527
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:39,240
Speaker 1: So I've discussed this on the show before. Some of

528
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: the famous examples are California condors, the chicks being raised

529
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,760
Speaker 1: by hand puppets, and so it's like these realistic condor

530
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: hand puppets. Uh. And this is actually kind of by

531
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 1: far the least weird one example of humans dressing up

532
00:31:56,600 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 1: as the animal in order to rear them, because it's like,

533
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:05,240
Speaker 1: it's a pretty good condor puppet and it's on your

534
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:10,120
Speaker 1: on your hand, it makes sense. A little stranger is

535
00:32:10,320 --> 00:32:16,120
Speaker 1: in bear A Boo, Wisconsin, rehabilitators wear whooping crane costumes,

536
00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: which are both a lot funnier and more unsettling.

537
00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,959
Speaker 2: This looks like a plague doctor or something.

538
00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is like a custody skin on a plague doctor.

539
00:32:27,600 --> 00:32:30,600
Speaker 1: It's very weird. It looks like, yeah, it looks like

540
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: some kind of priest in a bird culture. It's very

541
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 1: weird looking. So the crane, the whooping crane, whooping cranes

542
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: are big, like they're quite tall.

543
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 2: Uh.

544
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,360
Speaker 1: They even the chicks are quite big, Like you can

545
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 1: see these are tall. They like come up to your knees. Uh.

546
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 1: And so the the rehabilitators dressed as the whooping cranes

547
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,320
Speaker 1: have to be outside with them, so they have to

548
00:32:55,400 --> 00:33:00,520
Speaker 1: wear these white robes that cover their facial feet and

549
00:33:00,520 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: then they're on their hand they have a similar to

550
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 1: the condor rehabilitation. They have a whooping crane puppet, but

551
00:33:08,040 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 1: then the rest of them is also covered in these

552
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:14,880
Speaker 1: like white robes, and they like can't talk because they

553
00:33:14,920 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 1: don't want the whooping crane chicks to get used to

554
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:23,880
Speaker 1: human voices. So they're just dead silent walking around among

555
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: these birds in these white flowing robes with like a

556
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: bird hand puppet.

557
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 2: Well I think they are. I think they're screaming. But

558
00:33:30,640 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 2: when you wear the full set, it gives you like

559
00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:33,920
Speaker 2: a seventy five percent stealth bonus.

560
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,640
Speaker 3: It's just for sure this is somebody I for sure

561
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 3: fought this thing in clear obscure. This is like I

562
00:33:39,640 --> 00:33:40,040
Speaker 3: know this.

563
00:33:40,320 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 1: I mean to me, this looks like something from like

564
00:33:42,840 --> 00:33:45,160
Speaker 1: elden Ringer. It's really somebody.

565
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:49,440
Speaker 3: Wants they've got like just a I don't don't even

566
00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: know what that's supposed to be. It's like part of

567
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:53,480
Speaker 3: a giraffe mask, like a stump or yeah, I mean.

568
00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:56,880
Speaker 1: It's it's meant to just blend in with the it's

569
00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,960
Speaker 1: very weird. It's I think it's just meant to kind

570
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,320
Speaker 1: of blend in with the background so that they don't

571
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 1: pay attention to the face area.

572
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 2: Saw this thing, they would just immediately charge.

573
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: They would Apparently they try to like they try to sell,

574
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,600
Speaker 1: like they commit to the bit in front of the

575
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: crane chicks, so like they'll like like, Okay, I gotta

576
00:34:21,520 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: think of my hand as my head. It sounds like

577
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,520
Speaker 1: they're you know, Jim Hinson puppeteers are like I gotta

578
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 1: like think about the hand as actually being my head.

579
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 1: So like when I hear a plane going overhead, I

580
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:33,800
Speaker 1: like turn my hand to like look at the plane.

581
00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,799
Speaker 1: So it's just these weird they look like coltists. It's

582
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,120
Speaker 1: very strange, but it's for the good.

583
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:47,680
Speaker 3: Is this how the guy dressed for the weightlifting class?

584
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:50,640
Speaker 1: All right? Children? Hat banana time.

585
00:34:52,320 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 3: And only dances with the puppet head of the crane?

586
00:34:55,120 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, now that harvest you and Dina Chrome children? All right?

587
00:35:00,400 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 1: So the next weird costume is bear cub that was

588
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:11,840
Speaker 1: rescued in San Diego, and so the San Diego Humane

589
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,479
Speaker 1: society decided we got to save this bear cub because,

590
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,760
Speaker 1: of course, but we can't let it be attached to humans.

591
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: We don't want bears to get too used to human beings.

592
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,560
Speaker 1: And this is like a baby black bear. So black

593
00:35:27,600 --> 00:35:32,400
Speaker 1: bears aren't particularly dangerous unless they feel threatened, right, So

594
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:34,880
Speaker 1: the key is really to make sure that they're not

595
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: getting into human stuff too much and that they have

596
00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: a healthy fear of humans. So they can't just go

597
00:35:42,480 --> 00:35:44,960
Speaker 1: in there with their dumb human bodies and take care

598
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 1: of this bear. Otherwise it's gonna like turn into a

599
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: Yogi bear situation and you have to euthanize it, and

600
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,440
Speaker 1: that's bad. So I'm not sure this.

601
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: Is a real this is a real pervert photo you've

602
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,319
Speaker 2: sent us here.

603
00:35:58,520 --> 00:36:04,839
Speaker 1: Yes, listen, Nicholas, Man, it looks a little bit like

604
00:36:05,239 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 1: the Shining Uh photo. True. It's like a fluffy like

605
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 1: a fluffy body suit with like fake bear fur, and

606
00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: the head is like a rubber mask, a quasi realistic

607
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 1: rubber bear mask that kind of looks like it's smiling. Yeah,

608
00:36:25,239 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 1: I mean it's not like it's not like a cartoon bear.

609
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 1: It's not like a smoky the Bear cross.

610
00:36:29,360 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 3: Like Hams Bear. It's it's cartoon.

611
00:36:34,520 --> 00:36:39,160
Speaker 1: Wait, remember what's that like? Old like Disney animatronics show that.

612
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 2: They it was like the Sounds Song of the South.

613
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,440
Speaker 1: Well there there was a Song of the South, but

614
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:48,960
Speaker 1: there was also like a bear. There was a bear anima.

615
00:36:48,920 --> 00:36:54,720
Speaker 3: The act the jam Country Bear Jambres.

616
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:59,760
Speaker 1: Country Bear Jambre it is it is giving a little

617
00:36:59,760 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: bit Country Bear.

618
00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:03,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, scared out of me when I was a kid.

619
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 2: This is kid Czechoslovakia.

620
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:13,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, kids, you you like kids have grown up on

621
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 1: five Nights at Freddy's. So those are those like that

622
00:37:17,760 --> 00:37:21,960
Speaker 1: game is based on actual animatronics that we when we

623
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:27,040
Speaker 1: were children were in real life subjective and attacked by

624
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: and attacked by. Uh yeah, exactly so Country Bear Jamboree

625
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 1: Bears truly one of the God. I'm looking at some

626
00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,720
Speaker 1: pictures of the God. What were they? What were they?

627
00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 3: They're terrifying. I went to see eight or nine. The

628
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:47,959
Speaker 3: dad took me to Disneyland. It was like the last

629
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,759
Speaker 3: thing we did at night when nobody was around, Like

630
00:37:50,800 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 3: everybody's left Disneyland, so it was just lost and like

631
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:56,080
Speaker 3: two weather kids for this whole show. Terrible.

632
00:37:56,160 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 1: It's chilling. It's chilling because it's like, Okay, cute fluffy

633
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 1: bear costume for the most part, and then a face

634
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:09,799
Speaker 1: that is like it looks like a Salvador Dolly painting. Right,

635
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:12,840
Speaker 1: It's like it's this weird, weird face.

636
00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 3: Do not move well, don't move like they're filled with

637
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:16,760
Speaker 3: snakes at all times.

638
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:21,440
Speaker 1: Which they probably are. So yeah, the baby bear is

639
00:38:21,480 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 1: apparently not terrified from this bear, and it's like, ah, well,

640
00:38:25,239 --> 00:38:28,239
Speaker 1: this this bear will grow up to not be too

641
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: used to humans. But it's like it's almost like it's

642
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,160
Speaker 1: teaching this baby bear to see human purpose.

643
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:39,440
Speaker 3: Hanging out intel for sure.

644
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:41,520
Speaker 2: Really unset.

645
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:47,800
Speaker 1: So another another interesting costume choice is at a rescue

646
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,399
Speaker 1: center in Richmond, Virginia, they found a fox kit, which

647
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:55,000
Speaker 1: is a baby fox. Actually, when baby foxes come out,

648
00:38:55,040 --> 00:38:57,480
Speaker 1: they're kind of a brown color or tan color. They're

649
00:38:57,520 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: not that bright orange. But they did not want this

650
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: fox kit to get used to humans because that would

651
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 1: cause problems, so rehabilitators used a uh fox mask, and

652
00:39:11,120 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 1: it does look a little bit like a deeply discounted

653
00:39:15,719 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 1: furry mask, like because the furries. Furries range from the

654
00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:23,719
Speaker 1: very cartoony masks right that kind of look like they're

655
00:39:23,719 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: from Disney or something.

656
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 3: To more realists, this is a water damaged second hand

657
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 3: like refurbished from Craig Rights.

658
00:39:32,520 --> 00:39:35,080
Speaker 2: This is the aftermath of a furry murder. I think is.

659
00:39:36,560 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's furries actually come up with some pretty

660
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:45,600
Speaker 1: good masks and costumes. There's a lot of skill and

661
00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:50,080
Speaker 1: talent there. This one is not that. This one looks

662
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:54,400
Speaker 1: like this one looks like it was. It's like a budget,

663
00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:58,960
Speaker 1: a bargain bin budget furry mask that someone who's like

664
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 1: just kind of get into the furry scene, but they're

665
00:40:01,760 --> 00:40:06,200
Speaker 1: not yet bold enough to actually drop real money on it.

666
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:09,880
Speaker 1: So they get this mask. Shouldn't the scientists.

667
00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 2: Like maybe call for hey, local perverts, we're trying to

668
00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,280
Speaker 2: can we borrow a nice mask to help the baby fox?

669
00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:21,759
Speaker 1: Not all furries are perfects perverts, saying the perverts specifically

670
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:26,640
Speaker 1: would be most likely to have nice probably the most

671
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 1: probably the most skilled. It's very perverts, right in a

672
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,480
Speaker 1: in the best way. We we love our We love

673
00:40:35,520 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: our perverts, don't we, folks. So so yeah, no, that's

674
00:40:40,560 --> 00:40:43,080
Speaker 1: what I was like kind of thinking this whole time,

675
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 1: is like you actually, like for people furry artists right

676
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,279
Speaker 1: who make the costumes, would actually be a really good

677
00:40:50,320 --> 00:40:54,200
Speaker 1: resource for these rehabilitation centers. But probably, I mean it's

678
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 1: probably really expensive, is the problem. So I don't think

679
00:40:57,040 --> 00:41:00,920
Speaker 1: these real rehabilitation centers are like flush with cash to

680
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:01,799
Speaker 1: like t get them.

681
00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:05,000
Speaker 2: Secondhand, you're like some of these perverts. They got married.

682
00:41:05,040 --> 00:41:07,880
Speaker 2: The wife's like, did you cannot dress like an animal anymore?

683
00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:09,440
Speaker 2: And they're like, well, am I gonna do all these suits?

684
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 4: Right?

685
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 2: And then you call them scientists.

686
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 3: Human generosity on every level. If you asked the furry

687
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 3: community we need this to help rehabilitate animals, they would

688
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:21,359
Speaker 3: donate their time and supplies, and then you would get

689
00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:24,200
Speaker 3: really confusing text right off out of it too.

690
00:41:24,480 --> 00:41:28,319
Speaker 1: Yep. I mean you know what, I think that that

691
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 1: really is the best of both worlds. Donate. Donate your

692
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:35,239
Speaker 1: old furry suits, no question to ask. We don't we

693
00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 1: don't need to know, and we don't care, and we

694
00:41:37,280 --> 00:41:42,640
Speaker 1: love and support you. Just you know, wash them and

695
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:45,600
Speaker 1: then donate them and then we'll use them to save baby.

696
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 3: If they still have like working lactation mechanics, leave those.

697
00:41:49,120 --> 00:42:00,040
Speaker 4: In Oh no, no, but maybe possibly uh so.

698
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:04,799
Speaker 1: Yeah. The last one is the one I personally find

699
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:08,839
Speaker 1: the scary. Oh my god, these are the rehabbers at

700
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 1: the China Research and Conservation Center for the Giant Panda.

701
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:17,800
Speaker 1: These are pandas that are being reared to be released

702
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,000
Speaker 1: back into the wild. So again, they don't want them

703
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:22,839
Speaker 1: to get used to human beings. They want them to

704
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:27,480
Speaker 1: get used to pandas, which is why they're wearing these.

705
00:42:27,320 --> 00:42:30,279
Speaker 2: Coss This looks like a guy which in disguise to

706
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 2: rob a dollar tree.

707
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 3: This is the perch. This is the guy. This is

708
00:42:34,680 --> 00:42:36,080
Speaker 3: the guy you're most worried about.

709
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, Perginite, this is bad news on purgean eights.

710
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: This he looks they look like it looks like something

711
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 1: kind of hastily sewn together, maybe from human flesh. Uh

712
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: died to look like a panda by a psychopath who's like,

713
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,080
Speaker 1: you know, this is their this is their killer persona

714
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:01,799
Speaker 1: like the pernicious pan U going around.

715
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 2: To be clear, killing a level one mob like you

716
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 2: like you see this guy on Purge, you're winning that fight.

717
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:08,560
Speaker 2: It's just to like, let you know, the steaks are

718
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 2: are going to get.

719
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,879
Speaker 3: The level of filth on that costume tells me he's

720
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:14,920
Speaker 3: got a lot of experience doing this. I don't think

721
00:43:14,920 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 3: I'm winning that.

722
00:43:15,880 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 1: You're right, you guys, You guys have a way with words.

723
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:23,239
Speaker 1: Could you like paint a visual picture of this costume

724
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,000
Speaker 1: for the audience, because uh sure, it's.

725
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,919
Speaker 3: An it's an executioners hood for pandas like, if you're

726
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:31,120
Speaker 3: going to kill panda, this is what you put on

727
00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:32,399
Speaker 3: before you chop off its head.

728
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:36,680
Speaker 2: But with the texture, with the texture of a very

729
00:43:36,680 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 2: old scrotum, and the and the filth of a very

730
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,360
Speaker 2: very old scrotum.

731
00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:44,960
Speaker 1: Some of that filth is going to be panda piss

732
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,960
Speaker 1: and poop because they sprinkle themselves with panda.

733
00:43:50,239 --> 00:43:52,279
Speaker 2: No, I don't think this is I don't think this

734
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 2: is a scientist. I think this is a guy who

735
00:43:54,440 --> 00:44:00,080
Speaker 2: found him very Uh.

736
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:05,520
Speaker 1: No, there's work to cover the going to work, they guys.

737
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 3: Just this picture, you can see just off screen there's

738
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 3: like a shut cage with a panda outside of it

739
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 3: looking in. I don't think I think it's to protect

740
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 3: the panda, right, I think this is where this guy lives.

741
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 3: Like look at the wall.

742
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,560
Speaker 1: This is what sort of funny is in this picture.

743
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,879
Speaker 1: The man in the panda suit is in the enclosures,

744
00:44:26,880 --> 00:44:29,120
Speaker 1: the panda is outside, and this is where we keep

745
00:44:29,280 --> 00:44:34,480
Speaker 1: looking this guy, this guy scientist guy like doctoring there.

746
00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:37,560
Speaker 2: He's like, yeah, totally the name you said, I'm that guy,

747
00:44:38,040 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 2: I'm not it.

748
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,320
Speaker 1: It does look a little bit like the Panda Society

749
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:46,280
Speaker 1: found this guy and arrested them for being a permanent

750
00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:49,680
Speaker 1: put him in panda.

751
00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:52,360
Speaker 3: It's the I am legend of pandas.

752
00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, so that the costume is not particularly convincing

753
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,439
Speaker 1: to me. It's not fluffy, no fur on it. It's

754
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:05,560
Speaker 1: just kind of a it's like a so they're wearing

755
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:11,080
Speaker 1: like a black body suit made out of a jersey

756
00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 1: material and then sort of a I don't know, like

757
00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: a fleece like onesie over that that's white, and then

758
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: a hood made out of Yeah, I mean it looks

759
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,760
Speaker 1: like an executioner's hood.

760
00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 3: But with this, it's like it's hanging off of him

761
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:32,479
Speaker 3: like it wasn't it was made for a man six

762
00:45:32,560 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 3: times his size.

763
00:45:33,960 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's got like a little black nose and a

764
00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:43,880
Speaker 1: hole for the mouth. It looks very menacing and bad

765
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 1: in a way that I just I the thing is,

766
00:45:49,280 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: I this is my feeling. I don't think this is

767
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:56,000
Speaker 1: fooling the baby pandas, but I think it's still accomplishing

768
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,359
Speaker 1: the goal of scaring the crap out of them, so

769
00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 1: they will ever never want to get near a humans traumatizing.

770
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 3: Why do you need the mouth hoole to feed pandas.

771
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:12,920
Speaker 1: Give them a kiss? You want to give them a

772
00:46:12,960 --> 00:46:22,839
Speaker 1: little kiss on the nosy kiss on the noisy. Yeah,

773
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,440
Speaker 1: it's very disturbing. I don't like it, but you know,

774
00:46:27,800 --> 00:46:32,120
Speaker 1: I assume they're doing good work militating.

775
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:34,839
Speaker 2: I assume quite the opposite. I assume all of this

776
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,200
Speaker 2: is pointless except for one mad man's boner.

777
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 1: Anyways. So that's that's that. If you want in spo

778
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:50,640
Speaker 1: for your Halloween costumes, I'll include uh document in the

779
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: show notes with these uh convincing in it for you

780
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:01,680
Speaker 1: to enjoy. Beforehere we go. We do guys play a

781
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,800
Speaker 1: little game called Gifts to Squawk and the Mystery Animal

782
00:47:04,840 --> 00:47:07,440
Speaker 1: Sound game. Every week I play mister Animal sound and

783
00:47:07,480 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: you the listener, and you the gifts. But I guess

784
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: who's making that sound. It can be any animal in

785
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: the world. The last week's mister Animal sound hint was this,

786
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,160
Speaker 1: They may look like squirrels, but they're more closely related

787
00:47:23,239 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 1: to us. All right, let me share a sound with

788
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: you. You won't hear it yet to audio share, all right,

789
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 1: here we go. All right, you guys got any guesses.

790
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:51,479
Speaker 2: Absolutely, that's that uh Chinese panda doctor in the suit.

791
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:00,920
Speaker 1: Uh, Robert did say Lemur, which is actually very close.

792
00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:05,799
Speaker 1: This is the pygmy marmose set. It's one of the

793
00:48:05,880 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: smallest primates in the world and the smallest true monkey.

794
00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 1: So of the true monkeys and not the fake monkeys,

795
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:20,680
Speaker 1: this is the smallest. They're found in South America in rainforests,

796
00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:24,200
Speaker 1: and they're very cute little guys. They are fluffy with

797
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:28,680
Speaker 1: golden brown fur. They've got long tails, and they live

798
00:48:28,719 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: in little family groups and they can jump up to

799
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 1: sixteen feet or five meters from branch to branch. They

800
00:48:36,480 --> 00:48:40,680
Speaker 1: like to suck the juices out of trees. So what

801
00:48:40,760 --> 00:48:44,480
Speaker 1: they do is they use their incisors to make incisions

802
00:48:44,520 --> 00:48:48,399
Speaker 1: into the tree bark and they let the sap kind

803
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 1: of goosehout, sort of ooze out, and then they eat

804
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:55,799
Speaker 1: that and that's their main food.

805
00:48:55,520 --> 00:49:00,200
Speaker 5: That they I remember in a silk rage comics like

806
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 5: sixties in earlier you could they would see ads for

807
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:06,160
Speaker 5: these little pigmy marmosets and you could just like order

808
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:07,560
Speaker 5: them comic book.

809
00:49:08,239 --> 00:49:10,120
Speaker 3: I was gonna say that sounds like a great prize

810
00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 3: and a bunch of bananas, but if you could just

811
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:12,640
Speaker 3: order one directly.

812
00:49:12,840 --> 00:49:16,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're they're very cute, I think. I think I've

813
00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:20,120
Speaker 1: read about this. They would rarely survive.

814
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:24,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine. Yeah, they probably shipped them like that.

815
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:27,240
Speaker 2: They just stuck them in some banana eggs.

816
00:49:27,320 --> 00:49:31,520
Speaker 1: Little little Johnny could only keep the marmoset alive for

817
00:49:31,560 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: a few weeks. Yeah, it was an interesting time. They

818
00:49:35,640 --> 00:49:38,800
Speaker 1: would also like give you turtles, which I think caused

819
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 1: a big invasion of non native turtles in the water

820
00:49:42,360 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 1: systems in the US.

821
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,279
Speaker 2: I think that's uh, you have a good point that

822
00:49:45,280 --> 00:49:48,560
Speaker 2: that's probably why we know they didn't survive because there's

823
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:50,560
Speaker 2: not a lot of marmosets running around. I've never seen

824
00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:51,799
Speaker 2: a marmoset like in the park.

825
00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it always feels like, you know, it's like, man,

826
00:49:57,320 --> 00:49:59,560
Speaker 1: it'd be fun to have a bunch of marmosets like

827
00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 1: and baby invasive species. I get like, Look, I'm not

828
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,279
Speaker 1: in favor of invasive species because it's not good for

829
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 1: the environment, but if they're gonna be there, be nice

830
00:50:10,560 --> 00:50:14,760
Speaker 1: if it was cute ones rather than like boa constrictors

831
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,240
Speaker 1: and cane toads.

832
00:50:18,000 --> 00:50:20,760
Speaker 2: Plus it would be just nice to see, like hawks

833
00:50:21,040 --> 00:50:23,840
Speaker 2: taking out monkeys all day. I feel like people go

834
00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:24,600
Speaker 2: outside more.

835
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:28,680
Speaker 1: That's probably one reason they're not very invasive, is there, just.

836
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,600
Speaker 2: Like monkey versus hawks taken out?

837
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:33,880
Speaker 3: Like, my money's on the monkey. Like a monkey can

838
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 3: wield like a small blade of sometimes.

839
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,360
Speaker 1: It's a it's a very little monkey and it's a

840
00:50:39,520 --> 00:50:40,400
Speaker 1: very little blade.

841
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:43,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like surgical, give them a little surgical.

842
00:50:42,719 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: Skill hawks have, like hawks have blades for fun.

843
00:50:46,520 --> 00:50:49,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not saying I'm saying it's coming out clean,

844
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 3: but I'm putting my money on the blade monkey.

845
00:50:52,560 --> 00:50:54,880
Speaker 1: Well, marmoset with like a butterfly and I'm tossing it

846
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:58,319
Speaker 1: from pompsong. I'm gonna get some winds now and then yeah,

847
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:01,000
Speaker 1: once in a while he's gonna get it's gonna get

848
00:51:01,000 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 1: a hawk. All right. So, so this week's mister Animal

849
00:51:05,239 --> 00:51:13,879
Speaker 1: Sounds the hints is justice rot row. All right, that's

850
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,040
Speaker 1: the sound that you get here.

851
00:51:15,120 --> 00:51:20,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think that was a panda scientist. No, No,

852
00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,480
Speaker 2: I think that might have been a fox.

853
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:25,640
Speaker 1: All right, Well, you gotta guess, is Robert.

854
00:51:25,719 --> 00:51:28,040
Speaker 3: I'm gonna agree with Sean, but be more specific and

855
00:51:28,040 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 3: say it's a fox seeing that guy in the fox mask.

856
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:41,359
Speaker 2: Yep, that was him saying oh sexy five. Oh no, no, no,

857
00:51:41,360 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 2: no no.

858
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 1: It's the existential dread of realizing your mother is just

859
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 1: some guy in a fox mask that they got from spirit. Holliwa,

860
00:51:53,000 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: we really all have why we go to therapy. Guys,

861
00:51:56,520 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: thank you so much for joining me today. Hey out there,

862
00:52:00,560 --> 00:52:03,399
Speaker 1: If you think you know who's making that animal sound,

863
00:52:03,400 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 1: you can write to me at Creature feature Pott at

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Speaker 1: gmail dot com. You can also write to me your

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Speaker 1: animal related questions. Robert and Sean. Where can people find you?

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Speaker 2: Robert, you're better at plugging? Why don't you do it?

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Speaker 3: Oh? You can find us. You can find us on

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Speaker 3: one nine hundred hot dog dot com or support us

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Speaker 3: on Patreon dot com Slash one nine hundred hot Dog.

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Speaker 3: You can listen to our podcast The Dog Zone nine

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Speaker 3: thousand or our other podcast with Jason Parton where we

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Speaker 3: watch every episode of Mountain Monsters. It's called Big Feats.

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Speaker 3: Those are all the places where you can.

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Speaker 2: And pre order Robert's upcoming book, I Will Kill your

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Speaker 2: Imaginary Friend for two hundred dollars or he will go

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Speaker 2: to jail. It's a long story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's it.

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Speaker 1: Is that the whole title of the book, or is Robert.

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Speaker 3: Going it's if I could amend it, that would be

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Speaker 3: the whole title of the book. I'm working on that.

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Speaker 3: They say they don't want to redo the covers. I say,

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Speaker 3: I don't want to go to prison, So we're it's

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Speaker 3: something of an impasse.

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Speaker 1: You could just write it and sharpie at the bottom.

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Speaker 3: I will on every single one. They let me said,

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Speaker 3: if you buy it, send it to me and I

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Speaker 3: will write the full title, or I will go to

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Speaker 3: prison underneath right.

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Speaker 1: Okay, wait, you'll write the full title, or you'll go

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Speaker 1: to prison full.

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Speaker 3: Title, I will kill your imagine for two hundred dollars

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Speaker 3: by Robert Brockway by it, or I will.

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Speaker 1: Go to prison, yeah right, Or you'll go to prison,

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Speaker 1: or or I'll just go problem.

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Speaker 3: I'm probably just go in prison if we're being real, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: in which case it could become a collector's item.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're sort of already in a prison of our

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Speaker 1: own minds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but I don't want to go to the prison

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Speaker 3: with the panda guy in it. That's the one a point,

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Speaker 3: like I'm going to that filthy room with the guy

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Speaker 3: in the pandam mask.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just go in. You see the guy just

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Speaker 1: as the panda with the mouth whole. He's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: what are.

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Speaker 3: You in for? And I gotta say I didn't.

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Speaker 1: Promote my my by Panda Emporium of London. Uh yeah,

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Speaker 1: the Surprised Books, so he doesn't have to go there.

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Speaker 1: If you're enjoying the show, you can leave a ratio

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Speaker 1: not your mother, and you know this because I'm not

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Speaker 1: wearing a terrifying fox mask and trying to feed you

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Speaker 1: from a bottle while making fox noises. But you know what,

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