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Speaker 1: another twenties I'm hello, this is Madeline. Hey, this is Buttons.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Buttons the clown. I think you have the

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Speaker 1: wrong number. Oh, let me see. This is Madeline family counselor.

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Speaker 1: That's right, I got the right person on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Then listen. I was referred by the courts to give

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Speaker 1: you a call. Apparently I have some deep seated issues

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Speaker 1: that I need help with. You have deep seated issues

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Speaker 1: millions of time. I heard that one anyway. So you're

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Speaker 1: a licensed family therapist, right, I am. Yeah. You don't

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Speaker 1: need a family to hire a family therapist you. Um? No, okay, good?

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Speaker 1: Really it's my dad right now? What I mean when

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Speaker 1: I was seven, so I never really had much of

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Speaker 1: a family. Thanks for thanks for making me bring that

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Speaker 1: one up. I'm pretty sure you brought that up. Actually, no,

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Speaker 1: I think you did. Um, so you you would like

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Speaker 1: an appointment? Um, long story short, I was busted while

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Speaker 1: getting a questionable massage, you know. Um it's like the

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Speaker 1: one sliver of like a little sunshine that I have

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Speaker 1: in this dreary life is going to get those massages.

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Speaker 1: But apparently everybody frowns on that. I see, yeah, and

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Speaker 1: you wanted to help with I know I'm trying. I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to tell you if you just kind of shut

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Speaker 1: up for a second, I mean, oh, it's kind of it.

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Speaker 1: It's like my old man, like he just wouldn't even

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Speaker 1: let me get a word in edgewise, and then next

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Speaker 1: day he's gone. Buttons, I don't think you've been very polite.

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Speaker 1: I don't know you very well, but it feels like

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Speaker 1: you're projecting things on to me because you don't know

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Speaker 1: me very well. I guess we don't, but I guess

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Speaker 1: we're going to get to know each other real well. Right,

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Speaker 1: So here's the deal. The court's ruled that the massages

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Speaker 1: I've been getting our quote improper. So what I need

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Speaker 1: for you to do is to sign a paper saying

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Speaker 1: it's okay to get those massages. That's not really something

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Speaker 1: that I would do. It's a it's sort of like

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Speaker 1: a prescription. You got. You write scripts. I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I don't so I'm probably not the person for you

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Speaker 1: to come to with this. I just need to get

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Speaker 1: a note from you saying it's okay to get these

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Speaker 1: massages as a stress relag That's not something that I do,

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Speaker 1: buttons or that I think it is the right thing

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Speaker 1: to do. You're a buzz kill, aren't you. I probably

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Speaker 1: am because I have certain ways that I operate and

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Speaker 1: this is not one of them. Sounds like you need

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Speaker 1: a questionable massage. When was the last time you had

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Speaker 1: a massage like that? I think this is a very

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Speaker 1: inappropriate question, and I think you should just answer. I

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Speaker 1: think you should just answer a question to see how.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you can judge me. Not my

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Speaker 1: job to judge people. I'm just telling you what I

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Speaker 1: do and don't do. And I don't write prescriptions for anything,

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Speaker 1: especially things like this that are not right. But you're

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Speaker 1: forgetting a massage to relieve stress. You don't need a

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Speaker 1: prescription for a regular massage. Yeah, but I get special

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Speaker 1: massages well, and I need you to write me a prescription. No,

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Speaker 1: I think you need to look elsewhere. If you won't

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Speaker 1: give me a prescription for massages, what about just I

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Speaker 1: don't know, like a hooker prescription? This is really getting

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Speaker 1: ridiculous because now you're asking for even more of what

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Speaker 1: I said I wouldn't write a note for Okay, is

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Speaker 1: this really such a weird request? I mean, it sounds

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Speaker 1: like you just asked me to write you a note

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Speaker 1: for a prostitute. That's out of bounds, and it's also illegal. Thir,

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Speaker 1: I ask for a prescription for a prostitute. There's a difference,

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Speaker 1: I think. Did I tell you about my dad leaving

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Speaker 1: when I was seven? Yes? Yes, it is nothing else

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Speaker 1: I can do for you, sir, just nothing. I tell

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Speaker 1: you it's a prank phone call. I'm sorry. Did I

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Speaker 1: tell you it's a prank phone call? Or I leave

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Speaker 1: that out when I was talking about my dad and

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Speaker 1: buttons and all that. Yeah, I don't. I don't get it.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's a prank phone call because your carpool

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Speaker 1: friend Rebecca set you up. I don't know what you

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Speaker 1: mean by a prank call, and I don't know how

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Speaker 1: you know, Rebecca. That's because this is actually Jewil from

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Speaker 1: brook and Jewil in the Morning doing a phone top

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Speaker 1: on you do. I don't know what that means. It's

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Speaker 1: a joke. Your friend Rebecca set you up. She emailed

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Speaker 1: me and asked me to do a prank phone call

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Speaker 1: on you. Can you have Rebecca call me so I

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Speaker 1: can talk to her about this whole thing you want

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Speaker 1: to see if it Rebecca needs a massage. No, oh,

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Speaker 1: Rebecca doesn't need a questionable massage. Can you just try

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Speaker 1: to have her call me? Sure, I'll have her call you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: thanks for your thank you, thanks for your time. Okay, okay, fine.

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