Speaker 1: We transmitting.
Speaker 2: What's up.
Speaker 1: It's Friday. We got a great show. Miranda Lambert will
Speaker 1: be in studio later. I shall say this, and I
Speaker 1: think you hear a familiar voice that was gone yesterday
Speaker 1: morning studio Mom. That familiar voices Amy, I thought you
Speaker 1: guys like me were gonna let.
Speaker 3: Her just yelling nah nah, No, it's muscle memory, like
Speaker 3: you say that, I just do it.
Speaker 2: Amy, welcome back.
Speaker 1: You good.
Speaker 2: We're worried about you.
Speaker 4: Well, thank you because.
Speaker 1: You could have even work from your house and you
Speaker 1: were so sick that when you're like, I can't do anything,
Speaker 1: that's when you're like and mostly I would get my
Speaker 1: updates from my wife. That's a weird thing. But Amy,
Speaker 1: I know what she's doing. Sometimes I don't even talk
Speaker 1: to her because of your wife. Yeah, I'll be like
Speaker 1: you heard from Amy, not even the sick stuff. Because
Speaker 1: I used to call am me all the time, but
Speaker 1: now I got like a different channel.
Speaker 5: Weird, I don't have to huh, I said, yeah, you
Speaker 5: don't have to know.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like there will be like three or four days in.
Speaker 1: A row where Amy, I don't talk outside the show,
Speaker 1: but I know thing's going on because I don't need
Speaker 1: to because Caitlyn's Yeah, No, I was with Amy today
Speaker 1: and here's what's up, and she's the good I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, I just talked to her.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 1: Does that feel like that to you or do you
Speaker 1: feel like I'm more distant because I don't feel I
Speaker 1: feel like, well.
Speaker 5: I get updates from Well, so I see you a lot.
Speaker 4: Well, we're also I'll get certain.
Speaker 1: But also we would talk outside of work a lot,
Speaker 1: I know, but I don't feel like I'm missing anything
Speaker 1: because anything I would know. Then for the most part,
Speaker 1: my wife's like, you know, I was with Amy today,
Speaker 1: there's everything's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, it's things that we don't talk about at work.
Speaker 5: She may catch you up on some Yeah that that
Speaker 5: is okay to tell you because I'm sure. I'm sure they're.
Speaker 1: Having a conversation.
Speaker 2: No, but you should have secrets healthy.
Speaker 1: Yes, you should have secrets with my wife because you
Speaker 1: guys are friends. No, Amy and my wife are close,
Speaker 1: and so it's allowed me to feel like I don't
Speaker 1: have to reach in and when I already know what
Speaker 1: I'm reaching in for, that.
Speaker 4: Make yeah we pivoted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's weird. Amy's the better friends of my wife
Speaker 1: than I think my wife is with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, so.
Speaker 1: Let's go everybody's favorite story today or the week. Ay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to you first because we're happy your back.
Speaker 2: Go ahead.
Speaker 5: Well, mine's a fashion thing, and it's that fringe is
Speaker 5: in for springtime of this year and it'll probably just
Speaker 5: roll into the summer. But I dug out this fringe
Speaker 5: denim jacket that I've had for several years now and
Speaker 5: I wasn't wearing it, and I wore it and.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I kind of like this, and
Speaker 4: I was getting some conflidence.
Speaker 1: Is that it?
Speaker 4: And then I saw this whole article.
Speaker 2: That's called jean jacket.
Speaker 4: It's denim, but my fringe fringe.
Speaker 1: And she said fringe denim jacket. So I saw Dennis
Speaker 1: fringe on you know what fringe is? No, that's that's
Speaker 1: my problem. A fringe, that's my problem. It's like like
Speaker 1: hanging hanging.
Speaker 5: Any stringy things they hang out like the back.
Speaker 1: The cowboys, like they were those jackets with the fringe
Speaker 1: on it. Yes, yeah, yeah, okay, Like what cowboys they
Speaker 1: go to?
Speaker 2: What kind of bar?
Speaker 1: And I'm talking about like the nineties countries, Guys like
Speaker 1: Marty Stewart, like seventies, like John Travolta.
Speaker 2: Okay, yes, go ahead.
Speaker 5: There could be denim jackets with French shirts with frine,
Speaker 5: all skirts with fringe, leather with fringe.
Speaker 4: So just all the fringe is in. Fringe is in
Speaker 4: for y'all too.
Speaker 1: The funny thing is Eddie was arguing it and he goes,
Speaker 1: I got I don't know, friend, that's no idea. That's
Speaker 1: about fifty percent of this show.
Speaker 2: In case you wonder to know, we do that crap
Speaker 2: all the time. No clue, lunchbox. Oh have you guys
Speaker 2: met me out? Excuse me?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Why would you ask us a question?
Speaker 7: Oh we have not Meow is a woman that she
Speaker 7: identifies as a Dalmatian.
Speaker 2: She sleeps in a crate.
Speaker 1: She's getting me out. Why does she have a cat name?
Speaker 1: If she should be a rough she should be like spot, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 7: That's why I love the Internet, because you find out
Speaker 7: about all the freaks in the world. And she has
Speaker 7: people that come over and walk her. She gets treated,
Speaker 7: she gets treated with dog bones and treats. She sleeps
Speaker 7: in a crate because it makes her feel more comfortable.
Speaker 2: So here's the thing.
Speaker 1: Weird, crazy freak show whatever Lunchbox said, but also somebody
Speaker 1: who probably had something lacking in her life, and that
Speaker 1: she did this and started to feel celebrated or connected
Speaker 1: in a way for the first time. But her name's
Speaker 1: me Oo. First thing had say, as our pr person,
Speaker 1: that's a cat. Yeah, you need to be a dog.
Speaker 2: You maybe be a dog.
Speaker 1: Also, let's get you some help, but let's go to
Speaker 1: the let's do the things we can change immediately.
Speaker 7: Her favorite thing is to go on walks, and she
Speaker 7: loves training because when she gets a trick, right, she
Speaker 7: gets a treat.
Speaker 1: Now, this is like, okay, this is like a fetish thing. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not not for me. I don't get it. But
Speaker 1: if she's like real life living and it's like I
Speaker 1: need to be a dog so people won't pay attention
Speaker 1: to me, Lunchbox does seem like a fetish thing. Uh No,
Speaker 1: I just think she's someone you subscribe to. Is that
Speaker 1: I guess that's ours?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, making sure, Eddie, go ahead, Lunchbox check this out.
Speaker 3: Hey, This week is National Invasive Species Awareness Week, and
Speaker 3: this group out of Florida, South Florida came and they
Speaker 3: said they have caught over five hundred pounds of pythons
Speaker 3: in South Florida. Wow, that's eleven pythons, guys, not in
Speaker 3: South America, not in Africa, not in jungles, in South Florida.
Speaker 1: So they it sounds to me like invasive species week.
Speaker 2: You say, yeah.
Speaker 1: Awareness, Yeah, is like when they go, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: let's clean up the beach.
Speaker 2: Awareness.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where they just have to have a time to
Speaker 1: go all at once and do as much good as
Speaker 1: they can because it's it overruns otherwise. Yeah, and that's
Speaker 1: why you can't live in Florida.
Speaker 2: Lunch box snakes and gaters.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Oh, there's no way the what Florida's the
Speaker 1: what the devil? Yeah right, I could live in Florida
Speaker 1: because I don't mind snakes. Pythons, don't.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: They said the last python that they caught was sixteen
Speaker 3: feet foot long.
Speaker 1: Again, big snakes. I'm gonna say animals in general, and
Speaker 1: again I'll bring up doctor Josie and my vet her
Speaker 1: and now we're just having this conversation and that it
Speaker 1: doesn't matter what the animal is, human animal, they're not
Speaker 1: going to attack you unless they are scared, they're hungry
Speaker 1: or they're hurt.
Speaker 2: That's it, bro, it's a python.
Speaker 1: But you guys act like these animals are just out
Speaker 1: going on hunts for us.
Speaker 4: No, but can you.
Speaker 3: Imagine you're on a hike in Florida and like, what,
Speaker 3: oh my, that's a huge python.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Or you're just going.
Speaker 7: For a swim and all of a sudden, oh that's
Speaker 7: a gator.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, thanks, would be scary. I'm not saying it would.
Speaker 1: It be scary, but it's also scary to run into, uh,
Speaker 1: somebody you can't see in a dark alley.
Speaker 2: Here's go hey buddy, right, you can't.
Speaker 1: But that's scary too, same kind of fear. Yes, but
Speaker 1: I'm saying you guys associate all negativity with snakes or gators.
Speaker 3: It's just that these pythons aren't native to hear. So
Speaker 3: what happens some dude like lost a pet python? Some
Speaker 3: could guy and they just had babies. I'm not scared
Speaker 3: of snakes. I grew up around snakes.
Speaker 1: I don't like snakes if they're if I feel like
Speaker 1: they're aggressive, but I'm not scared of them. You're talking
Speaker 1: about water moccas No, I'm talking about any kind of snake,
Speaker 1: and most snakes aren't even like a black snake.
Speaker 4: They're not even Is it red and yellow kill a fellow?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good rhyme. Yeah, red and black venom black.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, that's what it is. I thought red and
Speaker 1: black Backstreet's back. That's when I play Backstreet Boys. I saw.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, snakes are cool. They're part of the food.
Speaker 2: They they're part of what ecosystem. We need them.
Speaker 1: You guys are being haters, But that's that's crazy, dude.
Speaker 1: But I did a show called Snake in the Grass too,
Speaker 1: where I would have to be with pythons and on
Speaker 1: that set. The snakes are real, yes.
Speaker 2: Not only real, massively real, Like.
Speaker 1: If you took your hands, Let's say you made a
Speaker 1: circle out of all your fingers, you know, like you
Speaker 1: do pray your hands, but make a ball out of it.
Speaker 1: They were so big they wouldn't even fit in the
Speaker 1: middle of that, the middle of them. You'd have to
Speaker 1: like spread your hands out. But then we would also
Speaker 1: be in the jungle and there'd be snakes everywhere, like
Speaker 1: just walking around.
Speaker 3: But that was always that shot, you know, when you
Speaker 3: guys were gonna like confess or not confess. When you
Speaker 3: guys would do the final thing. They would all start with,
Speaker 3: like a pit of snakes.
Speaker 8: Go to you guys.
Speaker 1: We had a literal pit of snakes there and people
Speaker 1: ask me when I had to confess that I made
Speaker 1: love to that snake. That was tough for me on
Speaker 1: that show. That was a confession. Okay, here's my story,
Speaker 1: and it's not so much a new story.
Speaker 2: It's a story from Amy.
Speaker 1: And I wanted to read exactly because Amy was that
Speaker 1: sick yesterday and so.
Speaker 2: But she still send in some notes.
Speaker 1: She goes, Hey, this is for the show, and I
Speaker 1: want to read exactly what she wrote me because.
Speaker 4: I kept thinking I was gonna come in.
Speaker 2: Yes, are you ready? Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is this? The headline is, I can't stop thinking
Speaker 1: about golf. Oh, written to me from Amy? What I'm
Speaker 1: gonna read it without commentary until it's over.
Speaker 4: Remember what we.
Speaker 2: Were saying, are you on medicine?
Speaker 1: She said? I keep thinking about how I should have
Speaker 1: started playing golf when I was a kid, so that
Speaker 1: I could have been out there on the green for
Speaker 1: the last eighteen years of my career. But like the
Speaker 1: Chinese proverb that Bobby always likes to reference, the next
Speaker 1: best time is right now.
Speaker 2: It's not quite it.
Speaker 5: Yes, I need to tell you the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, But I had no comments to you,
Speaker 1: she said, I can't focus on what I didn't do
Speaker 1: twenty years ago. All that said, to begin my golf game,
Speaker 1: I started watching a show on Netflix called Full Swing,
Speaker 1: Season two, Episode one.
Speaker 2: I have no idea it's necessarily to go back to
Speaker 2: season one. Probably not. Anyway.
Speaker 1: I may have not an actual time on the green yet,
Speaker 1: but I can at least hold a conversation about live
Speaker 1: or PGA A, you're late whatever, but now I need
Speaker 1: to get on the green. If I'm not good enough,
Speaker 1: come May, or can I get good enough come May
Speaker 1: to play with work people? Or if not May, can
Speaker 1: we set a goal for some networking on the green?
Speaker 1: Yeah it's from Amy, Okay, a couple of things. I
Speaker 1: didn't start playing golf until late like mid mid twenties,
Speaker 1: late twenties whatever, like consistently, and I'm still I still
Speaker 1: strug there's zero percent chance that by May, let's say
Speaker 1: in March fifteenth that by May that you there's no
Speaker 1: no chance.
Speaker 4: Well guess what I'm doing tomorrow.
Speaker 1: No, it takes years to get good enough to go
Speaker 1: play with people, that you're gonna play with and make
Speaker 1: business deals what you want, right, I get it.
Speaker 3: But what I tell my friends is like, even though
Speaker 3: you're terrible, just hit the ball and it goes in
Speaker 3: the woods.
Speaker 1: Keep moving.
Speaker 2: But that's if you can hit some good ones.
Speaker 1: Right, You have to hit a couple of good ones,
Speaker 1: and the whole thing isn't dedicated to you being bad. Right,
Speaker 1: I'm saying it would take you a good year, year
Speaker 1: and a half to get okay enough to play where
Speaker 1: you'd feel comfortable and not embarrassed.
Speaker 2: You can play with us, We don't care. And also,
Speaker 2: no one says get on the green.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that meant, am'my.
Speaker 6: On the greens course, no one goes hit the Yeah,
Speaker 6: we're at the hole, slap the white pebble, play around.
Speaker 4: No one else ever says grab your six.
Speaker 2: Black here it is is no anyway.
Speaker 1: I may not have an actual time on the green yet,
Speaker 1: that's not that's that's not really the course. Do you
Speaker 1: know what the green is?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the green part, that's like, there's the course. Yeah, No,
Speaker 5: it's the extra mode down part.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's where you put yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So are you taking golf lessons? No?
Speaker 5: Tomorrow I'm going to the driving range with therapy Cat
Speaker 5: her husband. They're going and I asked if I could join.
Speaker 1: Will you take a video of like a minute and
Speaker 1: a half of you just taking.
Speaker 2: Swings without don't don't.
Speaker 1: I mean you're funny to begin with, and but take
Speaker 1: take like ten swings.
Speaker 4: Like for real ones.
Speaker 2: The probably can't lose. You don't know if you left
Speaker 2: handed to right handed. So you're right handed.
Speaker 4: I am right handed.
Speaker 5: And you know, she just got married and one of
Speaker 5: the guests that her husband got her was a set
Speaker 5: of clubs, and but she's right handed.
Speaker 4: She said, I could borrow hers.
Speaker 2: You just need one one.
Speaker 4: Club right, so I'll use hers for right hand.
Speaker 5: But she said I could guess I could go inside
Speaker 5: and ask them for a left handed.
Speaker 2: Don't do left handed? No, no, no, you're not left
Speaker 2: handed because you suck it equally both sides. Is something
Speaker 2: you're ambidexterious.
Speaker 4: But when I played softball, when.
Speaker 2: You play basketball, do what do you shoot?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 5: But it's what it's with my right hand. I think
Speaker 5: that I was My left hand was silence.
Speaker 1: You do whatever as a child, everybody's offhand silenced as
Speaker 1: a child.
Speaker 5: Well, what I'm saying is when I would go to
Speaker 5: bat during softball, they would put me up at the
Speaker 5: plate and I would bat left handed.
Speaker 1: But you were a bunter, right, weren't you?
Speaker 4: No, I had a successful buck.
Speaker 1: I think they just thought that ball would hit you
Speaker 1: if you were sitting on the wrong whatever.
Speaker 5: We had my coach call in that one time and
Speaker 5: she told y'all, I.
Speaker 1: Was take take fifteen minutes, try minute swing with both sides,
Speaker 1: pick a side, and then commit to it, because you're
Speaker 1: never going to get better if you don't commit. But
Speaker 1: I need you to take like a minute a half
Speaker 1: video of you trying to hit ten balls or so
Speaker 1: near the end of your session.
Speaker 5: I am so serious about committing. I'm not joking.
Speaker 1: You got this. Why not you should say you're committed.
Speaker 1: Now you're serious not committing and okay, okay, that's all
Speaker 1: I want to say for now. Please take a video. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, good, we're here. It's just much tougher than
Speaker 1: you think. It's the hardest sport I know.
Speaker 5: I've gone to the dragon range before.
Speaker 1: Okay, like ten, I'm gone to a Broadway musical. I
Speaker 1: don't think I hop oup there and sing.
Speaker 4: I think I went in twenty eleven.
Speaker 2: Oh, then you're good.
Speaker 1: You're good. Let's open up the mail.
Speaker 5: Bagmail and we read and all the air pick something
Speaker 5: we call Bobby's mail bag.
Speaker 2: Give me hello, Bobby Bones.
Speaker 1: Anytime we go out to eat with a certain group
Speaker 1: of girlfriends, there's one girl that always orders the most
Speaker 1: expensive things. She'll get the most expensive items on the menu.
Speaker 1: Appetizers showlder three, four, sometimes five or six cocktails. But
Speaker 1: she's always the first to say, let's just do an
Speaker 1: even split to make it easy on the waiter. It's
Speaker 1: so annoying. She has zero self awareness about this. How
Speaker 1: would you deal with this? Friend signed dinner dilemma?
Speaker 2: Amy want to go?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think that it's okay to bring up like,
Speaker 5: oh hey, yeah, it is easy to do.
Speaker 4: A split, but we also.
Speaker 5: Can just take the time to tally up. Now, I'll
Speaker 5: probably just pay the even split, but some people may
Speaker 5: not be able to afford that. And if they're not
Speaker 5: ordering the extra things or the extra drinks, then I
Speaker 5: think it's okay to bring up a conversation. If she's
Speaker 5: clueless to it, then she's just not noticing it. So
Speaker 5: you have an opportunity to bring it to her attention
Speaker 5: in a kind way, and then she'll probably be like, oh, yeah, sorry,
Speaker 5: I didn't think about that.
Speaker 2: That's what i'd say.
Speaker 1: No way, do you see how many drinks you got?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Like that, that's how we would do it. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: if you don't make it an issue issue, it's not
Speaker 1: going to be an issue issue.
Speaker 2: Okay, because if.
Speaker 1: You're like, well, are you crazy? You's got six appetizers,
Speaker 1: three drinks, So we're not doing that, and just make
Speaker 1: it like that, so it's like a half issue but
Speaker 1: not really.
Speaker 4: So you have to alter your voice like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you don't. You would want to be like
Speaker 1: like this, okay, you got three appetizers?
Speaker 2: No, because then you're it feels angry. But she's like,
Speaker 2: let's just do the waiter. Are you kidding? No, you're crazy,
Speaker 2: You've got five drinks. We can't do that.
Speaker 1: That's unfair to everybody. Correct classic you. If you treat
Speaker 1: it like that, it's still a minor issue. But it's
Speaker 1: not an issue issue. If you approach it seriously, she
Speaker 1: could offend her feelings, hurt, she get who knows, it's
Speaker 1: just not worth it. But if you act like it
Speaker 1: any big deal, it's not going to be that big
Speaker 1: a deal, but it is a big deal when people
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 2: Lunchboks.
Speaker 7: Look, I mean if you if you keep continuing to
Speaker 7: go to dinner with this friend, you know herr emo,
Speaker 7: it's on you, like, fool me once, shame on you,
Speaker 7: fool you twice, shame on you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, only get that boy, you got sick cocked out.
Speaker 1: And she is self aware of this. I think so too.
Speaker 1: She knows.
Speaker 2: She's the first one to say strategy.
Speaker 1: Come on, just be like got seven advertisers. Yeah, handle
Speaker 1: it like that. Either don't go anymore with her, or
Speaker 1: treat it like it's an issue, but not really be
Speaker 1: like you're crazy.
Speaker 2: You give me some of those Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: Just don't hold it in and resent her forever without
Speaker 1: communicating about it in one way or the other.
Speaker 2: All right, there you go, hold it up. We got
Speaker 2: your team mail and we read on the air.
Speaker 5: Now it's found the clothes Bobby's mailed that cue.
Speaker 1: It's time for fun Fact Friday.
Speaker 2: I'll go first. It's seventeen seventy seven.
Speaker 1: George Washington temporarily stopped the Revolutionary War. It's like time
Speaker 1: time out, remember say by the bell when Zach would
Speaker 1: go time out, yes, and never one freeze anybody freezing.
Speaker 1: You would stare at the other guys if they blink
Speaker 1: or something, and then sometimes they would just a little bit.
Speaker 2: But he stopped it.
Speaker 1: It was like hold, hold, hold to return a lost
Speaker 1: dog to its owner, who was a British general on
Speaker 1: the opposite side.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine they're like find about to stab someone
Speaker 3: free Oh, but for a dog, Like that's awesome, George,
Speaker 3: how did that story make it this long?
Speaker 2: Make it because it's awesome?
Speaker 3: You know when you play telephone the game Telephone, like
Speaker 3: the story changes, Like, how did they make it that
Speaker 3: long that he stopped the war to save a dog?
Speaker 1: Maybe we fact checked this, but I don't know. There
Speaker 1: are a lot of George Washington fact that really aren't true.
Speaker 1: Like he did he did not throw He did not
Speaker 1: throw a coin across the Potomac. Oh neard that one.
Speaker 1: He he did have wooden teeth. And I don't think
Speaker 1: that he actually chopped down a cherry tree. I think
Speaker 1: that way so that I could never lie. I think
Speaker 1: that was actually just told him how honest he was.
Speaker 1: But George Washington was like a ball or fighter. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like a wary, like when he was young, he was
Speaker 1: like the ultimate soldier. But that's how he ended up
Speaker 1: being the first president. Another really cool thing about George
Speaker 1: Washington was they wanted to make him king, but that
Speaker 1: but that is what British is. Yeah, and he was like,
Speaker 1: that's the whole reason we just fought. However, it had
Speaker 1: it been me, I'd have been like, well, I know,
Speaker 1: we just fought for all this, but if you.
Speaker 2: Really want it, I can be. I'll be king. But
Speaker 2: when I'm done, it's get we're gonna vote.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: George Washington like he was that dude. But yeah, let's
Speaker 1: see if he actually returned the lost dog. I tend
Speaker 1: to believe it. And here's why.
Speaker 2: It was typed out in front of me. Oh there
Speaker 2: you go or you that's right.
Speaker 1: H okay, fun fact Friday, Amy, Okay, it's weird because
Speaker 1: I have a war fact too.
Speaker 5: The shortest war in history lasted only thirty eight minutes.
Speaker 1: It was between my wife and I about the air.
Speaker 1: That was quick. Yes, I'm freezing, I'm hot, I'm freezing,
Speaker 1: I'm hot, all right?
Speaker 2: Fight over.
Speaker 5: It was between Britain and Zanzibar on August twenty seventh,
Speaker 5: eighteen ninety six and Zanzibar surrendered after the British Navy
Speaker 5: bombarded its palace. They were like, okay, cool, We're cool.
Speaker 1: How we're done here? Zanzibar just feels like a rec
Speaker 1: center'teel like it's a big enough prices to be a country.
Speaker 3: Yes, at eight Australia is wider than the Moon, which
Speaker 3: is crazy to give you an idea of how small
Speaker 3: the moon is. So the they've measured Australia and Australia
Speaker 3: is two thousand, four hundred and eighty five miles wide
Speaker 3: and the Moon is two one hundred and fifty nine
Speaker 3: miles wide.
Speaker 2: You know the big difference between Australia and the Moon.
Speaker 2: We've been to Australia.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh we've been to the moon.
Speaker 2: Man, probably something I say.
Speaker 1: I do think we've been to the moon, but I
Speaker 1: think there's some stuff they're not telling you. Fact jacket,
Speaker 1: you can't factchecks. In my heart, I do believe we
Speaker 1: went to the moon, but the percentage is a little
Speaker 1: less than it was. But I do believe they're not
Speaker 1: telling us everything or they faked, like recreated some of
Speaker 1: that footage because some of that stuff sho Amy even
Speaker 1: sent me a video.
Speaker 2: Oh I me on TikTok it did, Yeah, you sent me.
Speaker 2: Amy's been six.
Speaker 1: About the I'll remind you what you sent me, the
Speaker 1: one about the suits or the moonsuits they were wearing
Speaker 1: and the moon print. You remember the moon prints?
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, that the boot's totally different.
Speaker 1: Yes, And the answer to that is I can also
Speaker 1: play Devil's advocate of myself. The answer that they give
Speaker 1: is because they show up a footprint on the moon
Speaker 1: from where Neil Armstrong was. Then they show the actual
Speaker 1: moon shoe, the moon boot that he was wearing, it
Speaker 1: doesn't match the print. What is said about that, though,
Speaker 1: is they had like a foot cover that went over
Speaker 1: the moon boot that they wore. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's true or not.
Speaker 4: The cover had those ridges.
Speaker 1: Maybe because you know sometimes when you walk in snow
Speaker 1: and ice and you put those things.
Speaker 2: Over your shoes. Yes, Spike, the grips could have been that.
Speaker 5: Oh I was just picking those little booties that you
Speaker 5: know people put on when they come to work in
Speaker 5: your house.
Speaker 2: Could have been that too.
Speaker 8: Okay, Yeah, that's true. He had an award for his
Speaker 8: actions and there was a letter written so there's okay
Speaker 8: the letter man man, that's awesome, Okay, thank you about
Speaker 8: that much?
Speaker 1: Was that yours Australia wider than and the difference is
Speaker 1: we've been to Australia lunchbox.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Breast size is hereditary.
Speaker 7: You have an equal chance of inheriting your chest size
Speaker 7: from either parent, which is why one sister may have
Speaker 7: bigger breast than the other because one got it from
Speaker 7: their dad, one got it from their mom.
Speaker 1: That's interesting genetically. And he likes breast because that's just
Speaker 1: you know, he tries to be a little risk. Sure, no, no,
Speaker 1: I would say anything physically is you know it's coming
Speaker 1: from some sort of gene really.
Speaker 5: Really him, that's sarcasm regarding obviously if you're through your
Speaker 5: biological He just.
Speaker 1: Wanted to say, breaths. If I were If I were
Speaker 1: a dude, and I had two relatives, huh. And the
Speaker 1: first relative was my uncle, Tiny Tim. You know why
Speaker 1: they call them tiny Ta we all know, you know, No, yeah,
Speaker 1: And old Larry the Elephant was my other uncle. He
Speaker 1: was a dog. If I got Tiny Tim and not
Speaker 1: Larry the Elephant, I would be so mad.
Speaker 2: And then my brother's got the trunk.
Speaker 4: But I feel it could be very difficult to be Larry.
Speaker 1: No, trust me. We love that difficulty. Yeah, Morgan, you're up.
Speaker 9: So football teams wearing red play better A review of
Speaker 9: football games, No, they don't, I.
Speaker 1: Can tell you from RAZORBA not true.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on.
Speaker 9: A review of football games in fifty five years showed
Speaker 9: that teams wearing red consistently played better in home matches
Speaker 9: than teams and other colors. It's because the color of
Speaker 9: your clothes can affect how you're perceived by others and
Speaker 9: change how you feel.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say that she must be reading something
Speaker 1: that was meant for soccer players, because she said matches.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, we don't football match football like soccer.
Speaker 1: Listen, I read it. The red Arkansas Razorbacks. I've not
Speaker 1: won a national championships is nineteen sixty four, okay.
Speaker 9: But like the Dallas Cowboys aren't very good and they
Speaker 9: were blue.
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2: I think they've also won champion. Yeah I have.
Speaker 1: They had the Chiefs though they are red, and they win.
Speaker 1: I still think that's about soccer, because she said in matches,
Speaker 1: no one calls it a soccer match football.
Speaker 2: But I hear you. I love read. My favorite color.
Speaker 1: That's what I can see better than others. I'll give
Speaker 1: you one more here forgetting mine. Or details such as
Speaker 1: the name of someone you've just met, helps your brain
Speaker 1: maintain efficiency by prioritizing more important information.
Speaker 4: I think we're telling ourselves that.
Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, I was just with someone and it wasn't
Speaker 1: super recent, it was kind of recent. And they called
Speaker 1: and said I was looking forward to this. They said, hey,
Speaker 1: can we have lunch. We'll talk about a project. Da
Speaker 1: da da da da. And I was like sure. I
Speaker 1: didn't know much about them, but I thought this is interesting,
Speaker 1: so that for two hours they checked in. I still
Speaker 1: don't know their name, and I know it's told me
Speaker 1: a couple of times. I don't know their name. That's tough.
Speaker 5: It's okay, you're just prioritizing other information you should bring.
Speaker 1: No, that is a that's a I hate that about me.
Speaker 1: But you just said I know, but I hate.
Speaker 4: But you're not alone in that.
Speaker 1: But I'm not bad with names, Oh, I'm just I
Speaker 1: just suck as a person sometimes because I can remember.
Speaker 1: I have a pretty good memory, but I guess I
Speaker 1: just don't go all right.
Speaker 2: That's Chuck, Chuck, Chuck.
Speaker 1: Why do I do? It's like I meet him like, hey, Bobby,
Speaker 1: and then I'm here's what else I have to say.
Speaker 3: I know I hate that about me, but that's what
Speaker 3: that thing is saying. Is you just prioritize someone else.
Speaker 2: I do, Sean, I do Eddie. Sorry, I know it's
Speaker 2: time for the good news?
Speaker 5: How much box?
Speaker 2: Who's ready to get gallantastic? I am. I don't know
Speaker 2: what that is.
Speaker 1: Let's go, let's.
Speaker 2: Gallant tell me something good? You know what something good? Okay.
Speaker 7: There's a group of moms in Rogers, Arkansas that wanted
Speaker 7: to make sure every girl could have a dress for problem.
Speaker 2: And they're like, we gotta do something.
Speaker 7: So they went out and just knocked onto or said, hey,
Speaker 7: we're collecting dresses. We're collecting dresses for anybody that can't
Speaker 7: afford it. And they collected five hundred and fifty dresses.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: And that's why we weren't even collecting money.
Speaker 1: That's why it wouldn't have felt like a scam to me,
Speaker 1: because if they were around, hey can I get twenty bucks?
Speaker 2: But they were asking for dresses. That's that's awesome.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you and most of the girls are girls
Speaker 7: that are from single parent households, like moms that are
Speaker 7: raising the daughter and gauntastic and.
Speaker 1: Now we it's called the gallantastic dang shout out Rogers Arkansas.
Speaker 2: They ever been there? Yeah many times? Really, m A
Speaker 2: n y times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you have to right there, oh, Roger Springdale,
Speaker 1: right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you've been there.
Speaker 1: You remember we were gauntastic over there. I forgot that gantastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, all right. Lunchbox, that's it, thank you. That's
Speaker 2: what it's all about. That was telling me something good.
Speaker 2: It's not prett easy trivia.
Speaker 1: The game Amy set up so she can win another championship.
Speaker 1: Bamy's got two points, Lunchbox, Morgan and Abby I'll have zero.
Speaker 1: Nobody goes home first round. The category is cartoons. Who's
Speaker 1: the famous sailor who loves spinach?
Speaker 2: Amy?
Speaker 4: Oh bye?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Lunchbox? Who is the adventurous boy who never grows up
Speaker 1: and lives in Neverland?
Speaker 2: Pinocchio? Incorrect? Now nobody goes home. The first round would
Speaker 2: have been Peter Pan didn't know that? Morgan? Who is
Speaker 2: the little blue fast hedgehog known for a speed?
Speaker 4: Oh sonic the hedgehog?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Abby, who's the famous bear who wears a red shirt
Speaker 1: and loves honey.
Speaker 4: Oh, pooh Bear, What are the pooh whinny the pooh?
Speaker 2: There you go?
Speaker 1: So nobody goes home, but if you do miss it
Speaker 1: for now on you hear this sound.
Speaker 2: You've been boo?
Speaker 1: Amy two Lunchbox zero Morgan zero Abby zero. Amy's warning
Speaker 1: the crown because she's the champion. She's also set up
Speaker 1: this game for another championship. Ready, Amy Reddy. Famous Companies
Speaker 1: is the category which Disney owned company is famous for
Speaker 1: its animated movies like Toy Story and Finding Nemo.
Speaker 4: Also Cars That Different.
Speaker 1: Are Now Which Disney owned a company is famous for
Speaker 1: its animated movies like Toy Story.
Speaker 4: Or Fine Pixar.
Speaker 2: Correct Lunchbox?
Speaker 1: What company is known for its streaming platform that produces
Speaker 1: original content like Stranger Things?
Speaker 2: Oh? Netflix? Correct Morgan?
Speaker 1: What company is famous for its online encyclopedia that anyone.
Speaker 4: Can edit Wikipedia?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 2: Abby?
Speaker 1: Which company is known for its e commerce platform and
Speaker 1: prime membership service?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Amazon?
Speaker 1: Correct? Next category is children's literature wi olber is the
Speaker 1: name of the pig and what famous novel?
Speaker 2: Amy? Correct Lunchbox?
Speaker 1: What is the name of the eccentric chocolate maker and
Speaker 1: Charlie and the Chocolate Fact Willie Walker. Correct Morgan who
Speaker 1: wrote Green Eggs and Ham Doctor Seuss Correct Abby? What
Speaker 1: kind of animal is Stuart and the Kid's Book? Stuart Little,
Speaker 1: Stuart Little, He's a mouth Correct? Everybody's still in good job?
Speaker 1: Everybody famous musicians? Amy, who's the lead singer of the
Speaker 1: band The Rolling Stones? Oh? Who is the lead singer
Speaker 1: of the band The Rolling Stones?
Speaker 4: Hold on? Who's that's the aerosmith that came in here?
Speaker 4: What's the other guy's name? Stephen Tyler's aerosmith. The other
Speaker 4: guy is Phil Tom Pete, Paul Simon.
Speaker 2: And An answer.
Speaker 5: Time You've been Stephen Tyler out of my brain?
Speaker 6: Answer is Richard Simon mc jagger, Richard Lunchbox, who is
Speaker 6: known for the song Yellow Card, Yikes Lunchbox who is
Speaker 6: known for the song Purple Haze and is considered one
Speaker 6: of the best guitarists of all time.
Speaker 4: Jimmy and Drix.
Speaker 2: Is that your answer? Correct?
Speaker 1: These Morgan who is known for hits like rocket Man
Speaker 1: and Tiny Dancer, Elton John Correct Abbey who is known
Speaker 1: for hits like Dancing in the Dark and Born in
Speaker 1: the USA.
Speaker 4: Dancing Springsteen.
Speaker 2: Correct down to three.
Speaker 1: The category of sports, lunchbox, And which sport do players
Speaker 1: hit a shuttlecock over a net?
Speaker 2: Badminton? Correct? Morgan?
Speaker 1: What sport do players ride horses and compete in various
Speaker 1: events such as jumping and dressage? Which sport do players
Speaker 1: ride horses and compete in various events such as jumping
Speaker 1: and dressage?
Speaker 2: Hmm?
Speaker 4: I mean, I know that's like equestrian, but I don't
Speaker 4: know if that's the sport name. There's the Derby Equestrian correct?
Speaker 2: Okay, wow abbey?
Speaker 1: In which Olympic sport to player slidestones on ice toward
Speaker 1: a target area?
Speaker 4: Hold on? That's called like carving out? What is that?
Speaker 1: In which Olympic sport do player slidestones on ice toward
Speaker 1: a target area? Carving?
Speaker 4: Carving?
Speaker 2: Carlin carling dang fourth grade?
Speaker 1: Math? Oh no, lunchbox and Morgan remain lunchbox. What's the
Speaker 1: next number in this sequence?
Speaker 2: Eight?
Speaker 1: Twelve, sixteen, twenty blank twenty four?
Speaker 2: Correct? Morgan? What is two to the power three six eight?
Speaker 2: You've been booed, so that would be two times too.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 9: I know I had two times two yeah plus instead
Speaker 9: of bringing.
Speaker 2: On new I guess we've got his point right there.
Speaker 2: Let's hit it. What do you say you you the
Speaker 2: glass half full or half empty?
Speaker 4: Half full?
Speaker 1: You do you feel like your pessimistic versus optimistic perspective
Speaker 1: has changed in the past five years?
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, yeah, I think I think I can accept
Speaker 5: things a little bit easier.
Speaker 4: Like I'm not just like blave a lot, everything's good.
Speaker 5: I'm like, well, this sucks, but what does it make possible?
Speaker 2: M You've had to learn that through experience.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've waited for the next shoot to drop a
Speaker 5: little bit, but I don't want to live that way.
Speaker 2: You waited for the next picture to pour to your glass.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, I'd rather look at the positive, but I
Speaker 5: don't want to ignore any of the negative.
Speaker 1: I will say that I'm probably generally a half empty guy.
Speaker 1: However I'm half empty with the knowing of give me
Speaker 1: an hour, I'll fill this freaking glass up. So I'm
Speaker 1: optimistic that I can get some water in that glass.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but what is out of your control?
Speaker 2: Nothing's out of my control?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yes, yes, there are a
Speaker 5: lot of things out of your control.
Speaker 2: There are. But I don't approach life like that.
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, you approach it as if you have control
Speaker 5: of everything.
Speaker 1: No, but I approach it as if the only chance
Speaker 1: I have at making things happen is if I take
Speaker 1: control of it. And I can't always get a hold
Speaker 1: of it, but I'm gonna go as hard as I
Speaker 1: can and try to get a.
Speaker 2: Hold of it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I think I'm a half empty but I have
Speaker 1: a half full approach. I'm about to fill this glass up.
Speaker 1: I'm about to overrun it. And then once it's overrun,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give you gusts without water.
Speaker 4: Okay, but not tell then.
Speaker 1: Pile of stories.
Speaker 4: So a grilled.
Speaker 5: Cheese and tomato soup, it's classic combination.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're sick, so good or winter really yeah,
Speaker 1: like sore throat or winter winter. But I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: have it in June. If I go to Panera, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm getting any time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just don't like a hot sandwich or hot
Speaker 2: soup and in summer.
Speaker 1: But I hear you, and I love it, and I
Speaker 1: just I totally pivoted this to the wrong way because
Speaker 1: I started to get offended.
Speaker 4: Go ahead, you're on well Campbell's soup.
Speaker 5: They're coming out with a limited addition grilled cheese and
Speaker 5: tomato soup, and it mixes their classic recipe with Monterey
Speaker 5: Jack cheese and cheddar cheese. And it's going to be
Speaker 5: in stores nationwide very soon. So it's sort of like
Speaker 5: you don't even have to make their grilled cheese part.
Speaker 5: Maybe you just need like a cracker or a piece
Speaker 5: of bread.
Speaker 2: No, that'd be good in winter or sore throat.
Speaker 5: Rolling it out just in time for spring and summer.
Speaker 5: I hate bad timing, guess all right, So if you
Speaker 5: get a smiley face on your receipt when you're out.
Speaker 1: To eat, oh I tip it double, maybe not double,
Speaker 1: but more they do. Yes, I take pride and tipping
Speaker 1: because I had to rely on tips my whole life.
Speaker 1: That being said, if somebody puts a little note or something,
Speaker 1: I'm like, well look at that extra for maybe I
Speaker 1: give a little extra like have a nice day, smiley,
Speaker 1: or if they make like a part like it's a
Speaker 1: you were great, and I'm know what that means.
Speaker 2: God's eight to wolve.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, you're We're easily manipulated into tipping more so this.
Speaker 4: Is just for all the sailors out there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they did this whole study about how we are
Speaker 5: so much more likely to tip if there's a smiley
Speaker 5: face on the receipt. So if you're a server out
Speaker 5: there at a smiley face today.
Speaker 3: I used to think they were hitting on me, and
Speaker 3: then I realized they did that to everyone.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 1: Amy also not smiley face, but thought that a person
Speaker 1: run the register was hitting on.
Speaker 2: Her at the grouncery store.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: They wanted your number.
Speaker 5: Dansked for my number, but that wasn't a normal thing
Speaker 5: I'd never experienced.
Speaker 1: For the rewards.
Speaker 2: Yeah you want to give us your number, I'm married.
Speaker 1: No, I was saying, if you wanted eight percent of
Speaker 1: at Kroger whatever.
Speaker 5: Oh, speaking of money, and just real quick, this popped
Speaker 5: in my head about this guy that hadn't washed his
Speaker 5: feet since twenty twenty one and he's now selling dirty
Speaker 5: picks on olyfans. But get it dirty. It's just of
Speaker 5: his dirty feet. But he's making over one thousand dollars
Speaker 5: a month.
Speaker 1: It's kind of funny because people love feet, dirty feet,
Speaker 1: dirty feet. If I didn't wash my feet every day,
Speaker 1: my wife would leave. Yeah, you'd be single, Yeah, be done.
Speaker 1: This would never work at our house.
Speaker 5: Okay, what else Hardy was talking about when Bro country
Speaker 5: officially died, and in his opinion, it's when Chris Stapleton
Speaker 5: saying with Justin Timberlake at the two tenty fifteen CMAS.
Speaker 5: He said that just immediately broke the mold of what
Speaker 5: you had to look like. And then a few years
Speaker 5: later Luke Combs came around and broke the mold wide
Speaker 5: wide open, and Hardy was like sweet, that was regular
Speaker 5: guys can.
Speaker 4: Get a record deal.
Speaker 1: That's interesting. I definitely wouldn't say bro country died then.
Speaker 1: I would say that's probably the start of if you're good,
Speaker 1: it doesn't.
Speaker 2: Matter as much what you look like.
Speaker 1: So maybe he means started to die because there are
Speaker 1: a lot of browie hits after that song.
Speaker 3: When Georgia Florida Georgia line broke up, that's probably the
Speaker 3: day Georgia a broke country, though, I call they the
Speaker 3: day the music died.
Speaker 2: The days.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's our version.
Speaker 10: Of Bye bye Broke Country. No more corny, cornish songs
Speaker 10: about a tailgate. The two guys that met in college
Speaker 10: and created a sound that we now hate.
Speaker 1: That's so good.
Speaker 4: I still like some of them.
Speaker 1: Broke Country, Yeah, the old school ones, Yeah, Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: the day they're broke Country died.
Speaker 5: Oh we're speaking of party. He's gonna be in studio
Speaker 5: with this Monday.
Speaker 1: That's true, right, Yeah, And I do believe I agree
Speaker 1: with what Hardy said with that happening with Stapleton and
Speaker 1: obviously Luke Combs, they were non traditional to where record
Speaker 1: labels weren't invest in somebody that also wasn't like good
Speaker 1: looking like traditionally yeah you know, okay, you didn't have
Speaker 1: to sound that good, just look good. That definitely shifted
Speaker 1: whenever a guy like Stanpleton who's like, I'm just living
Speaker 1: my life.
Speaker 2: I'm a long beard, I look like zz top.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go, and then Luke Combs could just
Speaker 1: write that crap out of song.
Speaker 5: And Luke Homes has even talked about how certain people
Speaker 5: in the business said, yeah, you probably just stay a
Speaker 5: songwriter and.
Speaker 2: I knew, now, go ahead, pile. That was Amy's pile
Speaker 2: of stories. It's time for the good news.
Speaker 1: Bobby. For years, no matter the weather, Bill would walk
Speaker 1: five miles to five miles fro Wow, going to work
Speaker 1: every day rain snow. He was a janitor at the
Speaker 1: Walmart and cab at Arkansas, and so two hours a
Speaker 1: day he walked to work every single day. Well, Christy
Speaker 1: Conrad would drive into work and she would see him
Speaker 1: every day, should see him. Then she started giving them rides.
Speaker 1: Then she realized he's legally blind. She would give them
Speaker 1: rides and they would talk. Now because she wasn't always
Speaker 1: able to help them with the ride. A couple of
Speaker 1: months ago, they started a Facebook group called mister Bill's Village.
Speaker 2: So basically it was other people we could pick them up.
Speaker 2: In that group. We were to like fifteen hundred members.
Speaker 1: Wow. So now people in the community are actively on
Speaker 1: the message board going hey, does Bill need help and so.
Speaker 9: So.
Speaker 1: Then they donated a vehicle to him and so, but
Speaker 1: he can't drive, Wow, somebody can drive it for him though,
Speaker 1: so unable to use a vehicle because of his eyesight,
Speaker 1: he handed the new car over to Christy and the
Speaker 1: kindness went back around to her, and then she sold
Speaker 1: it for gambling money.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just kidding. I just thought that'd be funny.
Speaker 1: No, but that so he did give the car back
Speaker 1: to her, but that whole Facebook group of people do it.
Speaker 2: And also, what if you you're.
Speaker 1: Chris Pucket and you you're the card deiler and you
Speaker 1: give him a car but then he gives it to
Speaker 1: somebody else like little.
Speaker 2: It'll be like Bill, WHAT'SU buddy?
Speaker 1: But Billy, you gave a blind man a car, I
Speaker 1: just give him money.
Speaker 2: I love the story. I think it's it's fantastic.
Speaker 7: I mean, this reminds me of back when I worked
Speaker 7: at Walmart in college and Romero his car broke down
Speaker 7: and he lived four miles from the Walmart, and I
Speaker 7: was like, dude, don't worry. I'll pick you up in
Speaker 7: the morning and give you a ride to work. The
Speaker 7: only problem is my car got broken into that night,
Speaker 7: so I had to wait for the cops so I
Speaker 7: couldn't go pick up Romero.
Speaker 2: Romerow that what's the story to tell me something good? Uh?
Speaker 2: So I showed up to work. He was like, Hey,
Speaker 2: thanks for picking me up man. I had to walk
Speaker 2: for miles.
Speaker 1: That's funny.
Speaker 2: Chris Pucket got in a free car. I got just
Speaker 2: passing them out. That's for Romarro. Wait, that's just for Romrows.
Speaker 2: When I say, all right, that's what it's all about.
Speaker 2: That was telling me something good.