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Speaker 2: But you know, when I was a kid and I

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Speaker 2: played baseball with these guys from Green County, Virginia, which

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Speaker 2: is a little bit more rural and uh, And after

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Speaker 2: one of the tournaments, I got like a fever and

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Speaker 2: I was at my friend's house and then give me

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Speaker 2: a medicine that gave me Green County watermelon and uh,

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Speaker 2: and I ate a whole watermelon and I felt better

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Speaker 2: the next day. So it has medicinal properties as well,

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Speaker 2: which I don't think you can say for grapes.

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Speaker 3: Watermelon is a herb. It's a it's a herb. We

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Speaker 3: did not know that herb. That's funny.

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Speaker 2: Well, the watermelon is uh, it's one of the biggest

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Speaker 2: healing fruits. RFK is gonna fucking subsidize watermelon farmers.

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Speaker 4: What you gotta do is take the rind and just

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Speaker 4: shove it up your ass.

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Speaker 3: And if you're.

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Speaker 4: Shove it far enough of your ass, it'll carry your

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Speaker 4: brain worms.

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Speaker 5: I guess I'm the I'm the only grape guy here

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Speaker 5: out of us four.

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Speaker 4: Huh, there's no shame in it.

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Speaker 6: I respect grapes, Bro, I really do. I respect grapes,

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Speaker 6: but but grow up.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 5: Grapes are Listen, Bro, the grapes, I think they're they're

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Speaker 5: saving grace is their hit rate is just ninety percent.

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Speaker 3: Like, it's so rare to get a bad grape. Bro,

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Speaker 3: like halfa grapes are green, Dude, green. You don't like

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Speaker 3: green grapes. I'm with that.

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Speaker 7: Red grapes are way better.

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Speaker 2: Way better. Do y'all for throwing at people.

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Speaker 5: Do y'all like muscadines or am I too deep in

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Speaker 5: the great trends?

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Speaker 6: I don't know what you just to call them bullets.

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Speaker 5: The country ass, muscadin country ass, big ass grape. I

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Speaker 5: got a thing in fron I'm gonna I'll be right back.

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Speaker 3: It sounded racist when he said it. I'm not gonna lie.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to repeat it.

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Speaker 6: I'm worried I'm gonna I'm gonna be saying something I'm

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Speaker 6: not supposed to say.

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Speaker 7: Mike, that was Mike, you have a pretty get RFK back.

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Speaker 7: There was, Yeah, Bro, I had a migraine all night too.

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Speaker 7: That took probably a solid two months off my life

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Speaker 7: doing that voice right now. But I had to, had to,

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Speaker 7: had to hang it out, you know.

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Speaker 6: I think Migraine might have helped you can get more

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Speaker 6: into the headspace.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, I'm in a real RFK headspace right now

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Speaker 3: for sure,