WEBVTT - Best of emergency intercom episodes 1-10 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:18.360 Down the line, say something fucked up does happen and 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:20.439 I do end up getting a blood clot. Bitch, I'm 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:23.119 living one because I'm never gonna die. Like I'm the 0:00:23.160 --> 0:00:26.800 luckiest person alive. I'll never die. And in two years 0:00:26.840 --> 0:00:28.840 and I'm dead, they're gonna clip that and be like. 0:00:29.240 --> 0:00:32.960 You're like genuinely not that we feel invincible. 0:00:34.720 --> 0:00:36.400 No one's gonna kill me exactly. 0:00:36.440 --> 0:00:39.760 I'm not being killed by accident, yep. And that's that 0:00:39.840 --> 0:00:40.040 on that. 0:00:40.040 --> 0:00:44.200 I'm not gonna go into depth, but it's just like I. 0:00:43.080 --> 0:00:45.200 I think we can infer what you mean, okay. 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:46.800 But like not in like a scary way, because I 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:48.800 don't want to scare anyone or like trigger anyone, or 0:00:48.800 --> 0:00:51.519 like make anyone feel uncomfortable. But like I remember, this 0:00:51.560 --> 0:00:53.199 is a conversation I had with a friend when we 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:55.360 first met, and we had a debate about this where 0:00:55.400 --> 0:00:59.240 I was like, no fucking murderer is going to murder me, bitch, 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:01.080 I see you coming, and I feel like I have 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:03.400 no other option. I'm doing the job because I'm not 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:05.760 giving you the serious satisfaction. 0:01:05.160 --> 0:01:06.640 Of you're not getting off on killing me. 0:01:06.760 --> 0:01:08.640 Yeah, no one is getting off on killing me, not 0:01:08.720 --> 0:01:11.840 even the universe. So if I gotta do what I 0:01:11.840 --> 0:01:12.880 gotta do, I'm gonna do what. 0:01:12.840 --> 0:01:13.320 I gotta do. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:16.880 Alright, cycle my body back to Earth. But what I 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:19.960 was saying is like, I'm not going to die from 0:01:19.959 --> 0:01:22.679 the vaccine, and if for some reason in thirty years 0:01:22.720 --> 0:01:26.479 my blood starts clotting, I'm going to survive, and I'm 0:01:26.520 --> 0:01:28.880 going to sue and I'm going to get my bag 0:01:29.120 --> 0:01:31.040 and I'm going to distribute my wealth. 0:01:33.480 --> 0:01:39.119 L the most insane hypothetical ever, Like. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:40.800 Okay, girl, why. 0:01:42.720 --> 0:01:50.160 The way I take hypotheticals so serious? Like like sometimes 0:01:50.200 --> 0:01:53.600 like we're close to ending our relationship over fucking. 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:55.480 Hypothetical and it's literally because of me being like I 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.840 don't believe in aliens, and Drew will literally throw a fit, 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:01.920 like I will ever see this man as angry as 0:02:01.960 --> 0:02:04.640 me disagreeing with the hypothetical and he gets so mad 0:02:04.680 --> 0:02:06.400 because I just I can't get into it. 0:02:06.440 --> 0:02:08.200 I'm like, I am grounded in reality. 0:02:08.240 --> 0:02:11.079 It's because you're disagreeing with everything at my core. It's 0:02:11.160 --> 0:02:14.480 like it's like you literally just disagree with me. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:17.000 Sh I tell you about one time me and Ryan 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:20.839 were out for drinks and it was with Josh too, 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:24.400 and it's the hypothetical of marrying Harry Styles or Tipothy 0:02:24.440 --> 0:02:26.320 schallomet on the spot came up and I said I 0:02:26.320 --> 0:02:28.119 wouldn't do that. I was like, I don't know them. 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:31.000 I was like, not only my core, at my core, 0:02:31.080 --> 0:02:34.040 I don't believe in marriage, because it's fucking insane. I'm 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:36.160 not marrying anyone, not even the love of my life 0:02:36.200 --> 0:02:37.360 at any point in my life. 0:02:37.880 --> 0:02:43.160 So why would I marry this married Huh? You wish 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:43.919 we got married? 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:46.160 You tried to see, like I said, not even my 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:50.000 platonic soulmate can bag me. No one is getting me 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:52.080 to sign those stupid fucking papers. 0:02:52.560 --> 0:02:55.040 And then she got really, really mad. She was so 0:02:55.160 --> 0:02:55.600 upset me. 0:02:56.400 --> 0:02:57.880 I'm about to get upset to you right now. 0:02:58.280 --> 0:03:01.640 Like, Okay, first of all, I don't think, and this 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:04.160 is a big take, I don't think sexually we would 0:03:04.200 --> 0:03:07.200 have good chemistry, me and Harry or me and Timothy 0:03:07.200 --> 0:03:09.399 Shallon May could you imagine us kissing? 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:13.200 No, I literally cannot even imagine, Like those are. 0:03:13.080 --> 0:03:16.080 Just two men that, like, I don't think biologically we 0:03:16.120 --> 0:03:17.360 could get it going anyways. 0:03:17.480 --> 0:03:20.280 So I'm not hearing that, Like, I'm not doing that 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:21.000 to myself. 0:03:22.040 --> 0:03:23.240 Style, Like they're two. 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:26.960 They are so disconnected from reality. In my head, I 0:03:27.000 --> 0:03:30.440 cannot comprehend that they are living beings, let alone having 0:03:30.440 --> 0:03:33.720 to have some sort of like relationship with them like that, 0:03:33.880 --> 0:03:37.400 Like maybe Timothy on like a friendly level, but even that, 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.360 like I crack up at his existence, not because I 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.560 find him like corny or anything, but people at that 0:03:43.640 --> 0:03:46.240 level literally make me laugh. It's like Kylie Jenner, like 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:50.800 if I came up to me and just starting dogg 0:03:50.880 --> 0:03:52.480 to me, I would corract the fun. 0:03:52.600 --> 0:03:55.920 I'm like, you're you're not, Like there is. 0:03:55.920 --> 0:03:57.120 No comprehending someone. 0:03:57.600 --> 0:04:00.320 And also because I just think about like so sometimes 0:04:00.360 --> 0:04:03.320 when our followers meet us and they're like I can't believe, 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:06.600 like I'm looking at you right now, like that. 0:04:06.560 --> 0:04:10.720 With Timothy Shall with Harry Styles, I have like put 0:04:11.000 --> 0:04:15.360 that man is a like god. No, he is a fucking. 0:04:15.080 --> 0:04:19.080 Three D render, like not a real human, Like I'm 0:04:19.800 --> 0:04:24.200 fascinated about his existence since I was literally yeah, his 0:04:24.320 --> 0:04:27.200 fucking cock since I was like fourteen, So therefore his 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:30.560 cock does not exist. Actually, I literally can't look at 0:04:30.560 --> 0:04:32.719 anyone and see their genitals, like. 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:36.480 My biggest where are you going now? 0:04:36.520 --> 0:04:38.800 I'm just ranting, but like no, you know how like 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:42.279 some people like, wait, now, listen, you know some people 0:04:42.360 --> 0:04:45.320 look at someone and they like, can sexualize someone. I 0:04:45.360 --> 0:04:48.920 cannot sexualize anyone for the life of me, Like I 0:04:49.000 --> 0:04:50.040 genuinely I have. 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:51.640 To whoa I can. 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:54.760 I have to get to know someone first, and then 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:58.279 I'm like, oh, maybe maybe, but I don't. I don't 0:04:58.320 --> 0:05:01.760 find people sexy, like I'm not. I find woman sexy, 0:05:01.839 --> 0:05:04.520 but like, man, I'm like, can you fucking get the 0:05:04.640 --> 0:05:05.720 fuck out of my face? 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:09.520 But that's it, damn Okay. 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:10.719 I just have to get a man. 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.960 To know a man first, because men like off Rip 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:16.320 are oh gross. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.440 Gross I wholeheartedly agree with. 0:05:18.560 --> 0:05:20.919 Yeah, and then when you get to know them, it's like, Okay, stinky, 0:05:20.960 --> 0:05:21.719 I kind of like you. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.760 Okay, stinky, Okay, onion powder, you know what, onion powder? 0:05:24.760 --> 0:05:25.400 I kind of like you. 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:29.080 But yeah, that's my rant about not being able to 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:33.880 imagine myself marrying Timothy Shallamy or Harry's house. 0:05:34.040 --> 0:05:38.039 I'd have sex with both of them. I mean, we 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:41.040 could talk about how I know for one thousand percent 0:05:41.200 --> 0:05:43.479 fact that I can cross the big red balls and 0:05:43.560 --> 0:05:46.280 wipe out without a doubt if they put them in 0:05:46.320 --> 0:05:49.200 front of me. Right now, I would literally go so 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:49.800 be snow. 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.440 Just say you couldn't carry a gallon of milk and 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:54.040 you think you're crossing those balls. 0:05:54.080 --> 0:05:57.960 I'm crossing those balls with zero effort, like I'm just 0:05:58.040 --> 0:06:01.279 running like a robot across Like literally, that's all you 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.440 have to do is just run across. Like these bitches 0:06:03.440 --> 0:06:06.080 have the wrong strategy when they dive onto it, like yeah, 0:06:06.080 --> 0:06:08.120 of course you're gonna fucking fly off, like bounce off 0:06:08.120 --> 0:06:11.200 your simple physics. It's literally like I have it all 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:12.120 worked out in my brain, like. 0:06:12.040 --> 0:06:13.960 Physics, Well, then apply to me on fucking wipe out. 0:06:13.960 --> 0:06:15.279 I don't think it's the hardest thing in the world. 0:06:15.320 --> 0:06:17.760 No, I'm literally gonna rent them for myself just to 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:18.520 prove it to myself. 0:06:18.520 --> 0:06:20.400 I would love that because I would love to try. 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:22.720 That's my next video is like, literally. 0:06:22.480 --> 0:06:23.960 Where are you gonna rent that? You're acting like it's 0:06:24.000 --> 0:06:26.480 that fucking that sky zone you have to. 0:06:26.520 --> 0:06:29.839 Like, I'll figure it out. I'll figure it out. I 0:06:29.839 --> 0:06:31.560 figured everything out there. 0:06:31.600 --> 0:06:34.039 You do nothing. 0:06:34.120 --> 0:06:36.080 Literally, yesterday Drew was like, I want to see a 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:38.520 building get demolish. I'm gonna go do that. 0:06:38.720 --> 0:06:41.839 I was like sometimes when Drew said my passenger see 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:42.640 talking in the car. 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:46.080 I genuinely feel like there's an automated like AI machine 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:49.200 trying to make something to relate to me, and it's 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.600 just missing because I'm like, what are you talking about? 0:06:51.920 --> 0:06:55.760 Okay, I just want to see a building fall. It's 0:06:55.800 --> 0:06:59.800 poetic almost. It's like the destruction of humanity post capitalism, 0:06:59.839 --> 0:07:02.320 like buildings falling. It's beautiful. 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:07.760 And I have literally every TikTok the post capitalist ramifications 0:07:08.120 --> 0:07:09.440 of the deep popification. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:14.040 Yeah, literally, but I just think seeing a building fall 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:17.560 would hit a spot in me that needs to be hit. 0:07:17.720 --> 0:07:20.040 Yeah, I get that because I was it be beautiful 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.400 like literally, that was like when we lived in thirteen 0:07:23.400 --> 0:07:25.240 oh four and we like all had like a. 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:28.920 That weird healthy. So basically, no, don't even talk about it. 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:30.120 Don't it's bad. 0:07:30.200 --> 0:07:30.760 It's bad. 0:07:31.480 --> 0:07:32.160 Like that's something that. 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:37.320 Says you wanted to see buildings get like basically blown up. 0:07:37.360 --> 0:07:41.040 But like again, no one inside we just like it's 0:07:41.120 --> 0:07:43.200 it's just like wanting to see that kind of thing. 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:46.080 It's just like I want just destruction and chaos. Like literally, 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:48.720 for the longest time, I just wanted chaos, and then 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:52.240 I got chaos and I was like take it back, please. 0:07:52.840 --> 0:07:54.720 I can't do that anymore. 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:57.160 And you were like, wait, why does that sound fun? 0:07:57.280 --> 0:07:58.760 Why does that sound wit? 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:02.600 Sounds lit fucking stupid? 0:08:02.760 --> 0:08:10.200 Yeah, okay, last bill I'll expose is I went to 0:08:10.280 --> 0:08:14.320 like the the gynecologists, like six no, dude, it's almost 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:15.040 a year ago now. 0:08:15.400 --> 0:08:19.440 I went to the gynecologists because I was like, I 0:08:19.480 --> 0:08:23.360 need to just go get my kuchie checked on because something. 0:08:23.120 --> 0:08:26.280 Funky is this discharge looks a little funny. 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.440 Fun Town is getting a little too funny. 0:08:28.440 --> 0:08:32.439 And honest, honestly like her discharge did taste. 0:08:32.280 --> 0:08:33.000 Weird, like. 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:41.040 Funky down was violating some of the clauses in their bill. 0:08:42.040 --> 0:08:44.680 But yeah, it. 0:08:44.559 --> 0:08:48.880 Was itchy, stinks thinks that's the scary part. It didn't 0:08:48.880 --> 0:08:51.760 smell different. That was what was scaring me actually. But 0:08:51.800 --> 0:08:56.200 basically I found out that I had bacterial imaginosis and 0:08:56.280 --> 0:08:59.080 I used to affection at the same damn time. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:00.720 But it's pretty common. 0:09:00.920 --> 0:09:03.280 But we made sour dough bread in that oven. 0:09:06.520 --> 0:09:10.520 Fuck it's with you. But basically when I went they 0:09:10.520 --> 0:09:13.840 were like, oh, they were like, you have to get 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:17.559 tests to know if you have bacterial vaginosis. And they 0:09:17.559 --> 0:09:22.200 were like, well, we have to test this swab and 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.000 that the lab tests are going to run you like 0:09:24.000 --> 0:09:26.240 five hundred dollars because I also don't have health insurance. 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:29.160 And then I was like okay, and they were like, oh, 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:30.920 but you could just pay two fifty now and we'll 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:33.160 send you the two fifty bill later if that makes 0:09:33.200 --> 0:09:35.440 you more comfortable. We like, when after we get the 0:09:35.440 --> 0:09:37.360 test results back, we'll give you the rest. And I 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:40.240 was like, yeah, I'm gonna do that because like, one, 0:09:40.280 --> 0:09:42.000 I don't want to spend five hundred dollars right now, 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:44.080 and then two, how the fuck do I know y'all 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:46.520 are actually gonna give you those results? So I was 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:48.320 like okay, and I spent the two fifty and I 0:09:48.440 --> 0:09:51.520 was like, okay, yeah, I even have the voice memos 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:52.920 that I sent to you when I was like, I 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:55.240 just spent five hundred dollars for my pussy to be 0:09:55.280 --> 0:10:01.439 fucking swabbed, but the fact that that's a voice mevel 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:06.160 on my phone, I need to find it. Basically. Not 0:10:06.320 --> 0:10:08.960 too long later, I get a pretty little bill in 0:10:09.040 --> 0:10:10.800 the mail and I'm like, oh, this is the two 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:14.240 fifty I owe. I opened it and it's sixteen hundred 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:17.160 dollars and it doesn't they gave me an itemized bill. 0:10:17.200 --> 0:10:19.360 It doesn't have any lay fees on there or anything. 0:10:19.400 --> 0:10:21.360 That's see, that's why you bitch should have kept your 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:24.760 fucking mouth shut, letting everyone, letting everyone know that we 0:10:24.800 --> 0:10:27.200 need Like I wish there was a way for everyone 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.199 to know that you needed to get an itemized bill 0:10:29.240 --> 0:10:32.240 without the people themselves knowing, Like the people who will 0:10:32.240 --> 0:10:35.439 give you itemized bill because now they know that, they're like, bitch, 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:37.360 don't ask any questions. We're gonna send you the itemized 0:10:37.400 --> 0:10:39.600 bill and you can even ask for it. Yeah, but 0:10:39.600 --> 0:10:41.840 basically I haven't paid that back, and I'd literally rather 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:43.839 my fucking pussy shrivel up and fall off my body 0:10:43.840 --> 0:10:45.720 and then to go back like because I die. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:48.240 I'm not giving you all any more money. 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:52.440 We're literally just airing out like us like breaking the law, 0:10:52.679 --> 0:10:56.440 like we are literally criminals and fugitives because I have 0:10:56.480 --> 0:11:00.559 a medical bill that I have insurance, like I have insurance, 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.240 and for some reason they keep trying to get me 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:05.240 to pay two hundred and sixty dollars and I'm like 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.280 evading that bill, like fuck y'all, I'm not paying that, Like, 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.720 come for my credit. I don't even have a credit 0:11:10.760 --> 0:11:14.080 score because I will never ever, ever ever get a 0:11:14.080 --> 0:11:15.600 credit score. I swear to girl. 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:17.600 You say that, and so we need to fucking get 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.520 our own apartments and how the fuck are you gonna 0:11:19.559 --> 0:11:19.800 move in? 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:21.240 You're gonna co sign for me? 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:23.880 I will I do that for all my friends. 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:24.320 Thank you. 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:27.280 I was thinking about that last night. I was like, now, 0:11:27.320 --> 0:11:28.720 how the fuck am I gonna get a car in 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:31.280 an apartment? I was like, I'll just have someone sign. 0:11:31.440 --> 0:11:33.600 I literally would co sign. I co signed for all 0:11:33.600 --> 0:11:36.800 my days. I'll take the l because I don't because 0:11:36.800 --> 0:11:38.440 I don't believe in that ship anyway. I'm like a 0:11:38.480 --> 0:11:40.400 credit score, I don't know what. Then you're not going 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:42.839 about like you can see my credit score, but I 0:11:42.840 --> 0:11:45.559 don't know if you want to believe that, like they 0:11:45.600 --> 0:11:48.680 say all sorts of lies. You say no, no, no, 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:50.920 but yeah, we need to pay that bill because like. 0:11:52.360 --> 0:11:54.640 No, because you're not gonna we're not gonna be able 0:11:54.760 --> 0:11:55.960 to get our own places. 0:11:56.200 --> 0:11:58.600 Yeah, I know my credit score is not budget. I'm 0:11:58.640 --> 0:12:02.160 just gonna have to be like, please, look like, believe 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:02.480 in me. 0:12:04.160 --> 0:12:05.720 With some faith in me. 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:07.760 Ye have a little just in mad. 0:12:08.040 --> 0:12:10.680 We should wait until the stock market crashes, the housing 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:13.000 market crashes because it's just been put afloat. They've been 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:15.480 prolonging two thousand and eight for so long. And then 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:18.280 we just buy houses because they'll be like literally pennies 0:12:18.320 --> 0:12:20.760 on the dollar. Like I will buy a three point 0:12:20.760 --> 0:12:23.080 one million dollar home for one million dollars and I 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:27.719 will get rich in four years off that house. Baby, 0:12:27.960 --> 0:12:29.040 that's my I don't. 0:12:28.880 --> 0:12:30.880 Know anything about that anyway, Let's get back to the 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:36.080 topic of this fucking podcast. Yeah, the day I wore that, 0:12:36.160 --> 0:12:42.040 like Elmer Fudd, I was out for ice cream with 0:12:42.120 --> 0:12:44.680 Mason and Dante, and I like took it off to 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:47.200 talk about how greasy my hair was. It was literally 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:50.160 like laid flat, like I put yelling to your head. 0:12:50.160 --> 0:12:51.480 The caps stuck to your head. 0:12:51.600 --> 0:12:54.000 And that's okay because you have to try your hair 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:54.240 to be. 0:12:54.320 --> 0:12:58.959 Oily and also it's healthy. And also when you get 0:12:59.000 --> 0:13:01.400 like when you get three weeks deep and like you 0:13:01.520 --> 0:13:04.880 like wring out the oil, it's like actually free cooking oil. 0:13:10.760 --> 0:13:15.360 I've decided I'm gonna start slapping people. Like imagine when 0:13:15.360 --> 0:13:15.960 you said. 0:13:15.720 --> 0:13:18.360 That, I just went like start doing it, like I 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:21.320 literally give you permission too, just like I okay, you 0:13:21.360 --> 0:13:26.640 know those videos, Oh my god, like you know those 0:13:26.720 --> 0:13:30.840 videos of like people getting like massive amounts of like disgusting, 0:13:30.960 --> 0:13:33.560 rotting food poured all over them when they're asleep, or 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:35.960 like gallon buckets of water port on them, or like 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:39.560 mustard bottles squirted on them. I gave everyone in my 0:13:39.640 --> 0:13:42.319 life permission to do that to me, just when I'm 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:45.240 least expecting it. And like the other night, I fell 0:13:45.240 --> 0:13:47.920 asleep when everyone is still awake, and like I heard 0:13:48.360 --> 0:13:50.559 Kai mention. He was like, we should like mustard, we 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:53.400 should do it to Drew, and I like, I like, actually, 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.360 like got so fucking angry inside. I was like, I 0:13:56.400 --> 0:13:58.120 swear to God, if they try to do that shit 0:13:58.200 --> 0:14:00.720 to me right now, I will freak the I know. 0:14:00.800 --> 0:14:02.760 Every time you keep saying like y'all have for richure 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:04.920 to do that to me, we literally like you can't 0:14:04.960 --> 0:14:06.560 make noise around you when he's asleep. 0:14:06.640 --> 0:14:09.560 He will fall asleep in the middle of all the 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:13.679 fun and then be like wake up and be like 0:14:13.400 --> 0:14:16.160 or like you do this thing, or you like toss 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:21.400 around really angrily instead of saying everything, like. 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:22.920 Like everyone will just be in the living room like 0:14:23.000 --> 0:14:25.680 chatting it up, and then I'm like I just doze off. 0:14:25.720 --> 0:14:28.120 I fall asleep, and then I get actually angry when 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:30.200 people wake me up when I'm the one that's sleeping 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.960 in the wrong spot, like it's actually like so wrong, 0:14:33.320 --> 0:14:35.720 like I'll storm out of the room. But it's just 0:14:36.320 --> 0:14:38.520 I'm not actually angry. It's just like I'm fucking tired 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:40.120 and I'm like woking up. 0:14:40.480 --> 0:14:40.560 No. 0:14:40.680 --> 0:14:42.960 I feel that when we went to that waterfall thing, 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.400 I like it's falling asleep and I was having one 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.200 of those nights where like, for some reason, I think 0:14:49.240 --> 0:14:51.280 usually I'm pretty good at that, Like if I fall 0:14:51.280 --> 0:14:55.240 asleep around people, I like usually don't make a fuss 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:57.760 or say anything about it because I can literally sleep 0:14:57.800 --> 0:15:00.960 through anything. But on the it's like in Big Sir, 0:15:01.440 --> 0:15:04.520 I was falling asleep and they we all fell asleep 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:07.840 watching something on the TV, and I was like, turn 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:10.880 it off, turn it off, like and Josh just being 0:15:10.960 --> 0:15:12.680 really nice because we had to share, but he was like, 0:15:12.880 --> 0:15:14.200 do you like is it the light er? 0:15:14.280 --> 0:15:14.800 Is it the noise? 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:17.720 I was like this is both turn it off. And 0:15:17.760 --> 0:15:22.520 I was like turn it off and like thinging ding 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:27.840 ding ding, And then Christian was on the other side. 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.400 Of the room eating chips and I was trying so. 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:35.920 Actually before before the chips, him and Lucas were whispering 0:15:35.960 --> 0:15:37.440 to each other and all I he was like. 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:39.360 And out. 0:15:39.560 --> 0:15:42.160 I was like, all I fucking hear right now? 0:15:42.200 --> 0:15:45.440 Is stop? Like and I said that and then they 0:15:45.520 --> 0:15:47.520 like just kind of laughed but then stop. 0:15:47.960 --> 0:15:50.920 And then I couldn't hear Christian eating his chips and 0:15:51.000 --> 0:15:53.640 trying so hard to be quiet because it would. 0:15:53.400 --> 0:15:54.240 Be like like. 0:15:56.840 --> 0:16:00.720 And then he would like. 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:02.720 The worst type of angry is when you're like actually 0:16:02.760 --> 0:16:05.200 angry and then like the people you're angry at just laughing. 0:16:06.960 --> 0:16:09.560 I was gonna I was gonna mention Miami, like, dude, 0:16:09.720 --> 0:16:13.840 that ship was actually diabolical. That was real drunk. It's okay, 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:18.080 it's it's like irun, it's chill now. But like literally 0:16:18.160 --> 0:16:21.160 I was so mad. I snapped. It was like my 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:24.600 breaking point, Like I snapped, Like I was asleep peacefully 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.400 in the room. Indian and O'Ryan had like gone out, 0:16:26.400 --> 0:16:27.760 and I was like, I don't want to like go 0:16:27.800 --> 0:16:29.720 out to a clerb tonight. I'm like good just like 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:33.360 hanging out and like going to sleep early whatever, and 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.040 like in you and O Ryan stumbling like three hours later, 0:16:36.160 --> 0:16:38.560 I was like dead asleep and they are just like 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:41.320 literally the loudest I've ever heard them be in my 0:16:41.480 --> 0:16:44.040 entire life. They were like that's it felt like they 0:16:44.040 --> 0:16:45.960 were like, let's be as loud as possible to piss 0:16:46.000 --> 0:16:47.160 off Drew in particular. 0:16:47.440 --> 0:16:49.880 And I don't remember thinking for a second about the 0:16:49.880 --> 0:16:52.240 fact that you were seeing like I was just. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.680 On one and and I like I tried my hardest. 0:16:54.720 --> 0:16:55.200 I really did. 0:16:55.200 --> 0:16:57.360 I like covered my head with my pillow. I did 0:16:57.440 --> 0:17:01.600 my thrash. I thrashed couple times, like as a warning sign. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:04.520 It's like literally me like warning y'all. It's like like 0:17:04.560 --> 0:17:06.479 I'm about to snap if y'all don't shut the fuck up. 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:08.480 And then I just not. I don't even remember what you. 0:17:08.440 --> 0:17:10.960 Were like, this is literally the meanest thing anyone's ever 0:17:11.080 --> 0:17:14.960 done to me. Like a ride just laughed. It was 0:17:15.119 --> 0:17:16.040 so mean, and. 0:17:16.000 --> 0:17:18.720 I was like, wow, I have like actually was like 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:21.800 really angry, Like he was like in my heart angry, 0:17:21.880 --> 0:17:23.240 like seeing red. 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.840 If everyone on the planet Earth decided like and he 0:17:27.920 --> 0:17:28.120 is the. 0:17:28.040 --> 0:17:29.760 One going to the moon, no bitch, I'm killing myself. 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:31.320 I don't want to go to the moon. There's no 0:17:31.320 --> 0:17:32.600 one there, there's nothing there. 0:17:32.720 --> 0:17:35.439 I would wholehearted, I would accept that fully. Like if 0:17:35.480 --> 0:17:37.160 someone was like, go to the moon, I'd be like, yeah, 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:38.680 I'm going to the fucking moon with a guarantee I 0:17:38.720 --> 0:17:41.719 wouldn't explode in space, like I would fully go. 0:17:41.880 --> 0:17:42.560 No, I don't want that. 0:17:42.640 --> 0:17:44.719 I want like attention for being like hot and funny 0:17:44.760 --> 0:17:45.720 and like creative. 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:47.480 You'd be the hot, funny creative first. 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:49.760 No, I'd be the fucking nerd on the moon. 0:17:49.840 --> 0:17:52.040 No, you'd be the first hot, funny, creative girl on 0:17:52.080 --> 0:17:52.400 the moon. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:53.760 If I can, okay, if I can go to the 0:17:53.760 --> 0:17:55.800 moon with my tits out, I would go to the moon. 0:17:56.000 --> 0:17:58.080 Girl, you can in this hypothetical you can. 0:17:58.160 --> 0:17:59.520 Okay, then yeah I'm going to the moon. 0:17:59.760 --> 0:18:03.399 Yeah. Convincing you to go to the moon, like you 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:05.680 can have your tits out if you want. 0:18:05.600 --> 0:18:06.760 You literally can't. 0:18:06.800 --> 0:18:09.159 Like I guess if they built a suit with like 0:18:09.200 --> 0:18:09.720 a shell. 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:11.359 Around my mind, well, they will free the nipple in 0:18:11.359 --> 0:18:13.879 our lifetime, Like the nipple will be free. I believe 0:18:13.960 --> 0:18:15.600 that you. 0:18:14.960 --> 0:18:18.520 Shut your fucking morouth, like just think before you speak. 0:18:20.880 --> 0:18:24.560