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Speaker 2: You're like genuinely not that we feel invincible.

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Speaker 1: No one's gonna kill me exactly.

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Speaker 2: I'm not being killed by accident, yep. And that's that

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Speaker 3: I'm not gonna go into depth, but it's just like I.

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Speaker 3: But like not in like a scary way, because I

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Speaker 3: I was like, no fucking murderer is going to murder me, bitch,

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Speaker 1: Of you're not getting off on killing me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, no one is getting off on killing me, not

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Speaker 3: even the universe. So if I gotta do what I

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Speaker 1: Alright, cycle my body back to Earth. But what I

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Speaker 3: L the most insane hypothetical ever, Like.

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Speaker 1: The way I take hypotheticals so serious? Like like sometimes

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Speaker 3: Hypothetical and it's literally because of me being like I

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Speaker 1: It's because you're disagreeing with everything at my core. It's

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Speaker 3: Sh I tell you about one time me and Ryan

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Speaker 3: and it's the hypothetical of marrying Harry Styles or Tipothy

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Speaker 2: So why would I marry this married Huh? You wish

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Speaker 3: You tried to see, like I said, not even my

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Speaker 3: platonic soulmate can bag me. No one is getting me

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Speaker 2: And then she got really, really mad. She was so

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Speaker 1: But that's it, damn Okay.

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Speaker 3: To know a man first, because men like off Rip

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Speaker 3: Physics, Well, then apply to me on fucking wipe out.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm literally gonna rent them for myself just to

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Speaker 2: Where are you gonna rent that? You're acting like it's

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Speaker 3: Literally, yesterday Drew was like, I want to see a

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Speaker 2: I was like sometimes when Drew said my passenger see

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Speaker 3: And I have literally every TikTok the post capitalist ramifications

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Speaker 3: Were like, this is literally the meanest thing anyone's ever

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Speaker 3: If everyone on the planet Earth decided like and he

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Speaker 2: One going to the moon, no bitch, I'm killing myself.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't want that.

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Speaker 3: If I can, okay, if I can go to the

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Convincing you to go to the moon, like you

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Speaker 3: You literally can't.

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Speaker 1: Around my mind, well, they will free the nipple in

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Speaker 3: But basically I don't believe in moon travel. Drew his also,

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Speaker 1: William down to death to the billionaires. Literally though, like.

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Speaker 3: Did you actually say that the billionaires you like really

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Speaker 1: I was like no, I agree, though, like kind of

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Speaker 1: I don't think like we should kill them, but we

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Speaker 3: No killing people. I don't know, but like, girl, we

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Speaker 1: It is so unethical have that amount.

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Speaker 1: Like what are you doing with it? And I understand

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Speaker 3: He shouldn't have the like capability of like pulling that

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Speaker 3: Like I know, if I would have to like go

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to leave the house. The house. But yeah,

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Speaker 2: That would be fucking awesome, But then what would happen?

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Speaker 3: Who would take over his awesome?

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Speaker 1: I was like, the rocket's gonna blow out, but he's

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Speaker 1: some like now you.

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00:20:14,960 --> 00:20:18,639
Speaker 3: Talking about the fucking Shane dossification of conspiracy theories and

443
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:22,280
Speaker 3: then sitting here talking about jeff Bezos faking his death.

444
00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:25,240
Speaker 1: He would though, like if I was there, I would

445
00:20:25,320 --> 00:20:26,360
Speaker 1: like and then I it's.

446
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,960
Speaker 3: Not like you would. You don't know this, man.

447
00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:30,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do. Like we hang out.

448
00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:34,720
Speaker 1: I was on full blown demon mode, like I was

449
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:35,480
Speaker 1: evil that.

450
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:36,000
Speaker 5: Yeah.

451
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:38,200
Speaker 2: We talked about this before about how.

452
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:40,719
Speaker 1: We it was a purge, like the reason why I

453
00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:43,320
Speaker 1: was like in purgatory mentally for the past three or

454
00:20:43,359 --> 00:20:46,760
Speaker 1: four days was because I've been like hungover. And this

455
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:50,119
Speaker 1: is why I don't drink often and I can't drink often,

456
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:54,399
Speaker 1: is because like my hangovers last forever, like they actually

457
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,760
Speaker 1: fuck with my brain chemistry and like make me like

458
00:20:56,840 --> 00:21:00,280
Speaker 1: a zombie of a person. I guess that's literally fucking everybody,

459
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,280
Speaker 1: Like I'm not special, but it lasts for days and

460
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:06,880
Speaker 1: days and days. But oh my god, I I.

461
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:07,480
Speaker 5: Was on one.

462
00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:11,200
Speaker 3: I literally didn't have a hangover because I'm a sleigh.

463
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:16,000
Speaker 3: I literally after drinking, I will come home, shower, wash

464
00:21:16,040 --> 00:21:20,560
Speaker 3: my face, go to bed, wake up, eat Sleigh.

465
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,879
Speaker 1: When I come home after a night of drinking, I

466
00:21:23,119 --> 00:21:26,840
Speaker 1: find rotten watermelons. I break them on the floor of

467
00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:29,280
Speaker 1: the kitchen and put my feet in them and play

468
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,720
Speaker 1: in it. And that's not a joke. We'll add a

469
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:35,840
Speaker 1: picture and some video. And then I go to the

470
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:39,280
Speaker 1: most expensive house in LA and try to sneak in

471
00:21:39,359 --> 00:21:41,240
Speaker 1: and almost get my ass beat by the security guards.

472
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:43,200
Speaker 1: And then I tell everybody pulling up to the party,

473
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:45,960
Speaker 1: like don't go up there. They're having demon blood orgies,

474
00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:48,479
Speaker 1: like it's really evil, sinister shit, like don't do it.

475
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:53,720
Speaker 1: And yeah, it's just like really really dark shit, Like

476
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:55,119
Speaker 1: I don't know what goes on in my brain when

477
00:21:55,160 --> 00:21:57,959
Speaker 1: I'm drunk, but I'm like, I'm a different person.

478
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,520
Speaker 2: I think I just didn't get that.

479
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:01,360
Speaker 3: Drunk, like.

480
00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:05,000
Speaker 1: I we have free bottles of a zool Like I

481
00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:06,640
Speaker 1: was like literally.

482
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,760
Speaker 3: Chucking that shit. I know, dude, ill, I like, I

483
00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:12,040
Speaker 3: don't I get like the idea of like people like

484
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:14,159
Speaker 3: pouring shots in someone's mouth and it being like a

485
00:22:14,240 --> 00:22:17,080
Speaker 3: sexy thing. But literally I am not sexy in that way.

486
00:22:17,119 --> 00:22:19,760
Speaker 3: I'm like, don't fucking do that. I'm gonna get acid reflex.

487
00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 3: And I did. Yeah, I literally got asid reflex. I

488
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,359
Speaker 3: was like like about to throw up and I'm like

489
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:24,920
Speaker 3: thank you.

490
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,879
Speaker 1: Oh my god, like literally like no offense. But I

491
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,000
Speaker 1: was a super spreader that night, Like I like was

492
00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:33,719
Speaker 1: pouring that bottle into everything mouth. Luckily you were first

493
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 1: and like Denzel was second, but like I was pouring

494
00:22:37,359 --> 00:22:41,919
Speaker 1: it into like everyone's mouth, like anybody who like, oh

495
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:44,320
Speaker 1: my god, I need to talk about this. But if

496
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:46,720
Speaker 1: you have like a bottle in the club, like you

497
00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:50,560
Speaker 1: actually get like harassed. Like I was touched in ways

498
00:22:50,600 --> 00:22:54,320
Speaker 1: I can't describe. And it was wrong. It was wrong

499
00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:55,040
Speaker 1: in every sense.

500
00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,440
Speaker 5: Of the word.

501
00:22:57,400 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 1: What I wanted to say about the Olympics is like

502
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: it acts is fucking hilarious to me. How like we've

503
00:23:02,119 --> 00:23:04,199
Speaker 1: literally been doing this since like the dawn of like

504
00:23:04,560 --> 00:23:07,959
Speaker 1: human consciousness, most like human shit, so primal, Like we

505
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 1: literally like since the Coliseum, we've just been like fucking

506
00:23:10,840 --> 00:23:15,399
Speaker 1: like flipping around around like running and like chanting for

507
00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:18,960
Speaker 1: our country like that shit's so funny. Like really think

508
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:21,679
Speaker 1: about it, like we've been like we're just so human,

509
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: you know, Like the Olympics is the most human shit.

510
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 3: So like primal like animal like animal.

511
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 1: Instinct to be like competition. Yeah, jump, like I'm better

512
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,959
Speaker 1: than you and I'm gonna prove that I'm better than

513
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,000
Speaker 1: you and I'm the best in the world. And like

514
00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:38,240
Speaker 1: then I watch it and like my animal brain turns

515
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,280
Speaker 1: on and I eat that ship up every time, like

516
00:23:40,400 --> 00:23:45,159
Speaker 1: no matter the event, I'm like yes, like go like

517
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:49,159
Speaker 1: whin like no matter. And it's also like whoever wins.

518
00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:52,720
Speaker 1: I'm like you you, I knew you were gonna win

519
00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:53,120
Speaker 1: that ship.

520
00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:55,320
Speaker 3: That's your words. I mean You're like, oh, no, I

521
00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:56,960
Speaker 3: knew it. I know, I knew it.

522
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 2: I was I was thinking about that already, Like.

523
00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:02,640
Speaker 1: I know, I know that's a huge insecurity of mine.

524
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 1: And every time I say it, I'm like, why did

525
00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,800
Speaker 1: I say that? But I literally do, I literally do

526
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,400
Speaker 1: think it, and then before I just don't say it,

527
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 1: and then you say it or someone else says it. Literally,

528
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,679
Speaker 1: it's a pride thing. I think it. I think it

529
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 1: stems down to like pride, and I'm like, I wish

530
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:17,960
Speaker 1: I said that, or like a jealousy thing, because everybody

531
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:19,520
Speaker 1: got a laugh from it, and I'm like, I wish

532
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,199
Speaker 1: I said that because I did know that, and I

533
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:21,800
Speaker 1: don't see that.

534
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 3: You are intelligent and amazing and you should just start

535
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:25,920
Speaker 3: speaking your mind.

536
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:27,439
Speaker 1: I do know ple.

537
00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:29,879
Speaker 3: Is because your dumb little ass lets things like balls

538
00:24:29,920 --> 00:24:30,960
Speaker 3: of my mouth come out.

539
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 2: Instead of other things.

540
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:34,920
Speaker 3: Instead of saying, like the intellectual thoughts you have, you're

541
00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 3: like balls in my mouth, because.

542
00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 1: It's way better. It's way better. No one wants No

543
00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:47,199
Speaker 1: one wants another smart person. Everybody wants a clown. That

544
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:47,800
Speaker 1: was deep.

545
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 3: That was deep, literally mean when I show up to

546
00:24:50,840 --> 00:24:52,879
Speaker 3: the party. But when I show to a party that

547
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 3: I'm in my too, I'm like, they didn't want another

548
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:58,760
Speaker 3: hot girl. They wanted a silly girl. Someone made a

549
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,520
Speaker 3: TikTok that really struck in their with me, and they

550
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:03,320
Speaker 3: were like I used to in life be like I'm

551
00:25:03,359 --> 00:25:06,320
Speaker 3: not the hottest girl, but I'm the funniest girl. And

552
00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:08,360
Speaker 3: then I get on this app and I see the hottest,

553
00:25:08,440 --> 00:25:12,439
Speaker 3: funniest people in the world, and I'm like, oh, so

554
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:16,600
Speaker 3: there's comb there's literally combo meals out there running around,

555
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:17,879
Speaker 3: and here I am.

556
00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,120
Speaker 1: You can't be both funny and hot. It's not there.

557
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,800
Speaker 1: It's not Yeah, I know. I mean honestly, look at us,

558
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: like we're both touch me, we're both funny and hot.

559
00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 3: I don't I would consider myself like pretty and like

560
00:25:31,840 --> 00:25:34,600
Speaker 3: when I when I put all my driving force into it,

561
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:35,359
Speaker 3: I could be hot.

562
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:39,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree, And for me agree, yeah, I think

563
00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:42,920
Speaker 1: you're a hot person, okay, and I want to bed you.

564
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:50,400
Speaker 1: And for me, everyone calling me hot has done absolutely

565
00:25:50,400 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 1: nothing for me. I thought it would be good for me.

566
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:54,800
Speaker 1: I thought I'd be like, oh, finally like I am attractive,

567
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:56,359
Speaker 1: but no, like I still think I'm the ugliest.

568
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 3: Well now now it just sets an expectation. The best

569
00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 3: thing to ever have happened to me was Josh's vlogs

570
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:04,439
Speaker 3: and seeing how fucking ugly I can look on camera.

571
00:26:04,960 --> 00:26:07,080
Speaker 3: And I was like, Okay, yeah, I don't have to

572
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 3: be hot all the time, like I am a person.

573
00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:09,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

574
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:11,359
Speaker 3: And I was like that was a very humbling and

575
00:26:11,400 --> 00:26:14,240
Speaker 3: like grounding experience because before that, all the content of

576
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 3: me was like stuff I had filmed perfect.

577
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:19,720
Speaker 1: Angles, yeah, like flighting.

578
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:23,919
Speaker 3: And then like there's specifically one clip of me in

579
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 3: one of Josh's logs.

580
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 2: I was like, I am just a person.

581
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:28,520
Speaker 3: Huh, I'm just a super.

582
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:34,520
Speaker 2: Man. I was like, that's like billy sometimes.

583
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 3: I'm not Carly Jenner. Oh, I am for sure, No

584
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 3: Carly Jenner. I'm silly.

585
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,040
Speaker 1: Who's Carly Jenner?

586
00:26:42,040 --> 00:26:43,040
Speaker 3: I'm a silly billy.

587
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,000
Speaker 1: Who the fuck is Carly Jenner? Your mom, bitch, There's

588
00:26:47,119 --> 00:26:49,280
Speaker 1: no one named Carly Jenner, and my mom's name is

589
00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 1: not Carly Jenner. I'm really confused by this and it's

590
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 1: starting to irk me. You're so fucking Jenner.

591
00:26:55,160 --> 00:26:55,800
Speaker 4: Shut up.

592
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:57,400
Speaker 2: I think we're fucking done.

593
00:26:57,560 --> 00:27:00,280
Speaker 1: No, your credit score, oh, I had to day.

594
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,760
Speaker 3: My credit score is awesome.

595
00:27:01,880 --> 00:27:03,360
Speaker 2: It's back to normal.

596
00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 3: Yes, And I just want to say that is further

597
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,840
Speaker 3: proof that that ship is not fucking real. And guess

598
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,480
Speaker 3: what to get it back to normal? I didn't pay

599
00:27:11,480 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 3: my goddamn guy in to colleges and I'm not gonna

600
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:14,360
Speaker 3: pay it.

601
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 5: That's a lie.

602
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: They really need someone did leave. I'll do it. Someone

603
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 1: did leave.

604
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:23,520
Speaker 3: When we were leaving, and I was like, I think

605
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:25,240
Speaker 3: the house is gonna blow up. I was not kidding,

606
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:27,439
Speaker 3: and I was like, I was so sure, and I

607
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 3: came and I jiggled all the knobs to make sure

608
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,040
Speaker 3: they were off, and I was like, I didn't take

609
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:32,520
Speaker 3: a picture of it, so like it's probably.

610
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,960
Speaker 1: Do you think it was because we, like you cleaned

611
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,600
Speaker 1: and I was like touching all the knobs.

612
00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:38,119
Speaker 3: No, it's just sometimes like it like I get it

613
00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 3: itch in the back of my brain and I'm convinced

614
00:27:39,960 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 3: that like I left it on and the house is

615
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 3: gonna burn and like it's gonna die.

616
00:27:42,920 --> 00:27:46,159
Speaker 1: You should maybe like get that looked at. That's sound healthy, you.

617
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:52,320
Speaker 3: Like I take color film, Like it shouldn't be that. No,

618
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 3: the door locking thing is a problem, like it literally

619
00:27:56,359 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 3: everyone always makes sun of me that I can't leave

620
00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:00,359
Speaker 3: the house on time, But it's because I have to,

621
00:28:00,400 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 3: Like on top of you.

622
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 1: You wash your hands sixty three times, you have to

623
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:07,879
Speaker 1: the door three times. You come back and you're like, oh,

624
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:09,280
Speaker 1: I need to wash my hands because I just locked

625
00:28:09,280 --> 00:28:11,040
Speaker 1: the door. And then you're like, oh, I need to

626
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: go pee because if I have to go pee when

627
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,720
Speaker 1: i'm out, like I had to go in the public

628
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:15,960
Speaker 1: bathroom and there's germs.

629
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:18,760
Speaker 3: But it's just like a pro But the public bathroom

630
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:20,320
Speaker 3: is good if you've eaten me, So you have to

631
00:28:20,359 --> 00:28:20,919
Speaker 3: wash your hands.

632
00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:25,640
Speaker 1: After you eat the not me, not me, not anybody else.

633
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 3: Not before or after. Never. Men don't wash their hands.

634
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,399
Speaker 1: No, people don't talk about that.

635
00:28:30,440 --> 00:28:32,320
Speaker 2: Men do not wash them and it is so nice.

636
00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,480
Speaker 3: No, they're like, I didn't have to wipe.

637
00:28:34,520 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 5: I'm like, my penis.

638
00:28:36,960 --> 00:28:40,040
Speaker 1: Literally my penis. I'm sorry, this is gonna be really graphic,

639
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: but my penis goes in mouths like like, I'm I

640
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: don't have to wash my hands after I touch my wiener.

641
00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: Like I'm sorry you said mouths because it's like, are

642
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:54,960
Speaker 1: you cheerating a.

643
00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:56,880
Speaker 2: Mouth like a fucking dishwasher for your dick?

644
00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,920
Speaker 3: Like is that what you're leading to right.

645
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,000
Speaker 1: Just saying it's not dirty?

646
00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,320
Speaker 3: I hope it's not dirty before goes in something.

647
00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: Don't watch this episode, mom.

648
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 3: Whispering, Mom, that is fucking gross. Men don't wash their

649
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:14,320
Speaker 3: balls they don't wash their hands.

650
00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:16,680
Speaker 1: I wash my balls and I wash occasionally.

651
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:20,560
Speaker 3: I wash my hands both getting occasionally I wash my hands.

652
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,440
Speaker 1: No they don't, because no I wash.

653
00:29:24,560 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 3: The handstup lasts way too long in our.

654
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 1: House, I fake wash my hands. I'm gonna be honest.

655
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: I turn on the sink and I make it sound

656
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,200
Speaker 1: like I'm washing my hands in the.

657
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:35,640
Speaker 2: Room, as if your mom's outside.

658
00:29:35,720 --> 00:29:38,200
Speaker 1: Like literally, no, literally, everybody's done that.

659
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 3: I swear to god, I have never done that in

660
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 3: my life. I washed my fucking hands.

661
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:46,880
Speaker 1: No, actually both because fake washed your hands.

662
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 5: No.

663
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Speaker 3: Do you know what happens is if I try to

664
00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 3: do a quick wash, I'll get really insecure and I'll

665
00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,960
Speaker 3: be like, my hands are so fucking dirty, and I'll

666
00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 3: do like a quick wash and then I'll be like,

667
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 3: dry my hands off and try to leave the bathroom.

668
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:58,400
Speaker 3: And then the back of my brain is like, if

669
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 3: you don't fucking wash your hands right now, you're probab,

670
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,280
Speaker 3: I'm gonna die. And I'm like, oh my god, and

671
00:30:01,280 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 3: then I'll turn it.

672
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,480
Speaker 2: I'll like deep.

673
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:06,520
Speaker 1: Wash those I know there is someone out there watching

674
00:30:06,520 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 1: this that has fake washed their hands along with me.

675
00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 1: They just you just turn on the water, you run

676
00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:13,959
Speaker 1: it and then you turn it off, and then you

677
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:14,760
Speaker 1: leave the room.

678
00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 2: You don't even get like.

679
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:17,920
Speaker 1: No, you don't even get your hands wet because it's

680
00:30:17,920 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: annoying because then you have to dry your hands off.

681
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:23,640
Speaker 2: There's a towel for your hands.

682
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the towel's dirty because it's been washed a

683
00:30:26,280 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 1: hundred times with other hands.

684
00:30:28,440 --> 00:30:31,560
Speaker 3: No, because the hands that are quieting off on the

685
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 3: towel are clean.

686
00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: Have you ever heard of people? Have you ever heard

687
00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: of mold? I'm convinced our house is full of mold constantly.

688
00:30:40,120 --> 00:30:42,880
Speaker 1: I swear to god. I watched one fucking video about

689
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:47,000
Speaker 1: like indoor allergies and mold, and people are like, no, you're.

690
00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:48,080
Speaker 3: So fucking annoying.

691
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 2: Drew got seasonal allergies and he was like.

692
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:54,280
Speaker 1: There's mold in the walls because I've never had allergies

693
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: in my entire life. And then all of the sudden

694
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,200
Speaker 1: I come in. I don't have allergies when I'm outside,

695
00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:01,680
Speaker 1: but then I come inside and immediately I have a

696
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:02,720
Speaker 1: sniffy nose and my nose.

697
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,680
Speaker 3: Ah, fucking room is dusty. When's the last time you

698
00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,360
Speaker 3: washed your sheets?

699
00:31:08,240 --> 00:31:09,920
Speaker 1: I don't wash my hands. Do you think I washed

700
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:14,320
Speaker 1: my sheets. No, I don't wash my wiener. Do you

701
00:31:14,320 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 1: think I washed my seats? Guys, this is all jokes.

702
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,080
Speaker 1: This is all jokes. I don't even make that clear.

703
00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: Did you know that SpongeBob actually was like filmed in

704
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:23,360
Speaker 1: the bikini?

705
00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: Was practical?

706
00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 5: It was real.

707
00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 1: All of that shit was real. I just don't know

708
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 1: what camera they filmed on because that shit looked like

709
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,280
Speaker 1: a cartoon, Like, I don't know how the fuck they.

710
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:35,040
Speaker 2: Did know it was it was the famous kids camera

711
00:31:35,040 --> 00:31:35,760
Speaker 2: off of Amazon.

712
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:39,080
Speaker 1: Oh really, Yeah, that's actually fucking crazy because I literally

713
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:41,080
Speaker 1: remember watching that as a kid and was just like remember,

714
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,600
Speaker 1: like I was just like, how the fuck did that

715
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:44,800
Speaker 1: film make this look?

716
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,480
Speaker 3: And especially underwater and.

717
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: Who's who's the character? Like who's playing?

718
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:49,720
Speaker 5: Man?

719
00:31:52,280 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 3: If I had a heart attack, I like to think

720
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 3: that like I would trend and that would be like

721
00:31:57,920 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 3: a good thing.

722
00:31:58,720 --> 00:31:59,480
Speaker 1: On Twitter for me.

723
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 3: Yeah. No, I don't have Twitter, so I don't know

724
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 3: if i'd turn on Twitter, so maybe i'd get like

725
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,000
Speaker 3: a lot of reposts on like ig story.

726
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I would definitely be I definitely milk your

727
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:10,360
Speaker 1: death like.

728
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 3: Crazy, and you have all my premission to do about.

729
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: I honestly don't know how I would react.

730
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,720
Speaker 3: No, I feel like we're not the kind of people

731
00:32:16,760 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 3: to like grief publicly like that and intensely, which is

732
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 3: kind of annoying because like, my lifelong goal is to

733
00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:25,760
Speaker 3: get like as much attention as possible, and the idea

734
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,880
Speaker 3: that like when I pass, my friends won't be like

735
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 3: but literally on the internet talking about me all the

736
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 3: time twenty four to seven is kind of annoying, but

737
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 3: like kind of beautiful because like I know, I'm.

738
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,600
Speaker 1: Like, you're still loved, You're still loved.

739
00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 2: I want public love like people are like, no, that's toxic.

740
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be like possessive and want people to be

741
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,920
Speaker 3: jealous and like anger you. No, I want all of

742
00:32:44,920 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 3: my friends to know that, like if they lost me,

743
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 3: it would be like the greatest, whether like I just

744
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:53,880
Speaker 3: stopped being their friends or I sorry, I thought I

745
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 3: love the front door open if we get if a

746
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,920
Speaker 3: stranger comes in, that's good, whether if it's Josiah or

747
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 3: a stranger. I don't know how long that cut is

748
00:33:02,360 --> 00:33:06,840
Speaker 3: or how like weird it was, but if it jumped,

749
00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:09,080
Speaker 3: it's because we were getting a knock out the door

750
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,000
Speaker 3: and I thought it was Josiah. And actually pissed me

751
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 3: off so much because we told him to be quiet,

752
00:33:12,480 --> 00:33:14,160
Speaker 3: and I was ready to go down there and like

753
00:33:14,440 --> 00:33:16,360
Speaker 3: be a mean older sister and be like, what the

754
00:33:16,400 --> 00:33:17,000
Speaker 3: fuck is wrong with me?

755
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:18,800
Speaker 1: I told you to shut the hell up when you

756
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:19,200
Speaker 1: came here.

757
00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 3: But it was the mailman. And then this is kind

758
00:33:21,600 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 3: of weird. I got a poster delivered, so it was

759
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:28,080
Speaker 3: like like like a circular object and he did like

760
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 3: we did have sex and we did use it like

761
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 3: a dildo, so that was weird, but like all didn't. Yeah,

762
00:33:34,720 --> 00:33:36,680
Speaker 3: we did. No one knows. I was gone for a

763
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,080
Speaker 3: long time.

764
00:33:37,120 --> 00:33:39,280
Speaker 1: You were gone for like seven seconds.

765
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 3: I'm a quick girl. One of my favorite videos to

766
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:46,479
Speaker 3: laugh at me because it will never not be funny

767
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,560
Speaker 3: is James Charles.

768
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 1: Not enough people to talk about that collection of videos,

769
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 1: but that is actually the best thing, the best content

770
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,960
Speaker 1: he ever made, and the one with him singing with

771
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: the Loez brothers dancing in the background actually disturbing, Like.

772
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:08,719
Speaker 3: No, that that is also that is a person who

773
00:34:08,800 --> 00:34:10,359
Speaker 3: did all that and then was like in the middle

774
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 3: of the Grand Canyon singing like.

775
00:34:13,160 --> 00:34:17,200
Speaker 1: I mean, James Charles, like is so effortlessly funny and

776
00:34:17,239 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 1: it's unfair because everything he does makes me laugh.

777
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:20,880
Speaker 3: No, and it's no.

778
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 7: What makes it so funny is like it's like very serious,

779
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 7: Like he thought him singing in the middle of that

780
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 7: canyon was like ethereal, Like it was like it was

781
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 7: like this is he watched out.

782
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 2: To you back and he was like, oh, are you

783
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:36,480
Speaker 2: kidding me? Like that was everything?

784
00:34:36,640 --> 00:34:36,920
Speaker 3: Dude.

785
00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,440
Speaker 2: If you can right now literally open up a separate

786
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:40,360
Speaker 2: tab and look up.

787
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:47,120
Speaker 3: James Charles, Coachella, Beyonce, that person, I'm not kidding that

788
00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 3: is like the least rhythmically inclined human on this planet,

789
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,239
Speaker 3: I like, and I stand by that.

790
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, period, point blank period everything. It's it's just so

791
00:34:57,520 --> 00:35:02,440
Speaker 1: like it's so perfectly imperfec Like there's so so many

792
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:04,759
Speaker 1: good bad things about it. It's like like I think

793
00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,880
Speaker 1: I've said this before, but like I actually enjoy watching

794
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:10,880
Speaker 1: bad movies more than good movies because like you literally

795
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 1: don't have to focus on it. You just fucking laugh

796
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:15,839
Speaker 1: and make fun of it. Yeah, Like that's purely what

797
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:18,439
Speaker 1: those James Charles dancing videos are for me. Is just

798
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,960
Speaker 1: just like so bad.

799
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,279
Speaker 3: I can't look It's like Coco Melon exactly.

800
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:23,959
Speaker 1: It turns off my brain.

801
00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 3: I was sitting in class and the principal came up

802
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,560
Speaker 3: and or the vice principal. I think it was a

803
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:33,120
Speaker 3: vice principle. I fucking hated him, and I hope he

804
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 3: has like a hemorrorid or something really annoying right now

805
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:36,160
Speaker 3: because I fucking hate him.

806
00:35:36,480 --> 00:35:40,600
Speaker 1: But he was going to eat that hemorrhoid like a

807
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 1: jelly bean, bite it off. I love biting hemorrhoids, you

808
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:49,440
Speaker 1: know what I'm talking about. When you get the haymies,

809
00:35:50,440 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: their little jelly beans around the edge, you just like

810
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: pull them off, like bite them with your front teeth.

811
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 1: Leddy hymorrhids.

812
00:36:04,440 --> 00:36:05,320
Speaker 3: No, keep going.

813
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:11,320
Speaker 1: Them like you were gonna keep going.

814
00:36:11,520 --> 00:36:15,080
Speaker 3: I'm just not gonna say anything. But basically I got

815
00:36:15,080 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 3: pulled out of French class and they were like, come

816
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:17,719
Speaker 3: down to the office, and I was like, what the

817
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 3: fuck did I do? I go down to the office

818
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,560
Speaker 3: and they have my fucking line playing on the computer

819
00:36:22,600 --> 00:36:24,640
Speaker 3: and I was like, I was like, oh my god.

820
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,400
Speaker 3: And I think someone at the school snitched on me,

821
00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,200
Speaker 3: because I was like, I was like, you motherforckers don't

822
00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:28,880
Speaker 3: know about buying.

823
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:29,880
Speaker 1: Because people by my school.

824
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,319
Speaker 3: Didn't like care about vine. And then I heard through

825
00:36:32,320 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 3: the grape Vine that someone had snitched on me, so

826
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,840
Speaker 3: one of the like motherfuckers who like lose were one

827
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,480
Speaker 3: of those nerd ass motherfuckers who worked in the office.

828
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,600
Speaker 2: I was like, bitch, fuck you, you're a hater.

829
00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 3: But yeah, I got suspended for a week. And that's

830
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:47,080
Speaker 3: actually how my dad found.

831
00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,160
Speaker 1: Out about my buying accounty.

832
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,719
Speaker 3: And that was a nightmare because I was like on

833
00:36:50,840 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 3: there screaming about Nile Horn being shirtless, being awa like

834
00:36:56,520 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 3: a fucking born Berry dude.

835
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: Literally reminded me of probably the most trouble I had

836
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:08,640
Speaker 1: gotten in in my entire life was from my Twitter account.

837
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: So I like, yeah, I had a reef tank, like

838
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: a coral reef. Like I had a bunch of beautiful coral,

839
00:37:15,960 --> 00:37:19,000
Speaker 1: a bunch of like really expensive fish. Like it was

840
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 1: like my pride and joy, and they're obviously with that,

841
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,160
Speaker 1: Like you have to like test the water chemistry, so

842
00:37:25,239 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 1: like I had this like set of like chemicals that

843
00:37:29,320 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 1: like you like get samples of water and you put

844
00:37:33,480 --> 00:37:38,640
Speaker 1: it in there, and it legitimately looks like like breaking

845
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 1: bad vibes, Like it looks gnarly, it looks like I'm

846
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: making meth with this fucking kit. So like obviously, my

847
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,520
Speaker 1: like young ass fucking fifteen year old brain is like, oh, like,

848
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm gonna make a banger tweet. So I take a

849
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 1: picture of it and I posted on my Twitter account

850
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,680
Speaker 1: and I'm like cooking meth, bringing some to school tomorrow.

851
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 1: Who wants it? And like like just like the most

852
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:04,920
Speaker 1: psych oh ship. And sure enough, I know who fucking

853
00:38:04,920 --> 00:38:07,000
Speaker 1: snitched on me. I'm not gonna say their name, and

854
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure they're fucking listening to this because they were

855
00:38:09,239 --> 00:38:13,439
Speaker 1: like my biggest hater fan and they're they're a grown ass,

856
00:38:13,480 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 1: fucking man. Bitch, I fucking hate you, and I hope

857
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 1: your house burns down with your family inside. You know,

858
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,600
Speaker 1: he ruined my life.

859
00:38:26,719 --> 00:38:28,960
Speaker 2: I just literally means to that lady the other name

860
00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,799
Speaker 2: for no reason in the car and I was.

861
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:34,000
Speaker 3: Like, she honked at me and you were like because

862
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 3: you scared her, and I was like, yeah, I fucking

863
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:36,040
Speaker 3: scared because she.

864
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 2: Has two more days to live.

865
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 3: That bitch and I have like the meanest thing ever. Literally, No,

866
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:45,760
Speaker 3: we were like at dinner and you started it, bitch.

867
00:38:45,960 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was just like I don't I don't know

868
00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 5: how I started, dude.

869
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,720
Speaker 8: You just started it by being really loud about nothing.

870
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: You were just like yeah, I would just like just

871
00:38:54,040 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 1: randomly just laugh as loud as possible, like.

872
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:02,000
Speaker 3: Like really really, it's like not funny to anyone.

873
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 1: It's like cringey probably, but I just do that really fucking.

874
00:39:06,120 --> 00:39:07,279
Speaker 4: It like makes me crack it.

875
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:10,520
Speaker 5: It's like BASI too. It's like it's not something you hear,

876
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 5: it's something you feel like.

877
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: It's it's like a feeling.

878
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 4: The couple, the older couple next.

879
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:22,719
Speaker 3: To us, like actually, if anybody has like I could

880
00:39:22,719 --> 00:39:24,440
Speaker 3: probably look this up. And it's like I don't need

881
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 3: to be asking this. But we went to b CD

882
00:39:28,200 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 3: Tofu House and someone put beer into their into their

883
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 3: rice and I was like, I'm so intrigued by that,

884
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 3: Like I don't know like why they did that, and

885
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 3: I didn't ask and I didn't google it because I'm

886
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 3: a piece of shit and I just like.

887
00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:40,560
Speaker 4: Want to know.

888
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 8: And if I don't know, then I guess I'll never know.

889
00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 5: I'll never know.

890
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:46,120
Speaker 3: But me and just making them joke that we were

891
00:39:46,120 --> 00:39:48,040
Speaker 3: like what if we were like so out of touch and.

892
00:39:48,160 --> 00:39:51,160
Speaker 5: Just like I was just like, no, what is that for?

893
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 5: That looks gross? Why are you doing that? Like just

894
00:39:54,160 --> 00:39:55,280
Speaker 5: like really out.

895
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 4: Of her like super like toned.

896
00:39:57,160 --> 00:39:59,160
Speaker 3: I'd be like, oh you're not, like you're not supposed

897
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 3: to be doing that, like actually like and we were

898
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,880
Speaker 3: just like cracking Sorry, my car is literally overriding to

899
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 3: turn off, and we were just cracking up from that.

900
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 3: And then oh from us laughing from that. This like

901
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 3: couple was on like what was very obviously a first

902
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,640
Speaker 3: date and this like maybe a second day, Yeah, maybe

903
00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:20,440
Speaker 3: a second day. And the white girl of the duo

904
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 3: was like giving us dusters from us, like looking us

905
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 3: up and down.

906
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:27,200
Speaker 1: So like we were just like, Okay, we'll fucking look back.

907
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 1: So we like were making that face or we're just

908
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,719
Speaker 1: like like I was looking at everybody in like I

909
00:40:33,800 --> 00:40:35,959
Speaker 1: was trying to make eye contact with everybody.

910
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:38,959
Speaker 3: It was so funny when you was scared and you're

911
00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:41,040
Speaker 3: like I literally just looked everyone in here.

912
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 1: And that no, it was it was crazy like I

913
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,440
Speaker 1: had never felt the way I felt that nice. And

914
00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:48,239
Speaker 1: I was like making full eye contact with people and

915
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,480
Speaker 1: like like like looking them up and down like.

916
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:56,120
Speaker 5: And they were probably like, dude, who is this? Why

917
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,839
Speaker 5: are they judging me like this?

918
00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,840
Speaker 3: For some reason, we were hella focus on the TV,

919
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 3: like like if we weren't doing that.

920
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 4: We were dead silent watching TV and all the TV

921
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 4: was commercials for the restaurant.

922
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 5: We were in Celebrities BCD.

923
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,719
Speaker 3: TOFU but basically, and then Drew's doing that, and I

924
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 3: like to him, I was like, what if I did this?

925
00:41:17,840 --> 00:41:20,160
Speaker 8: But I just ended up doing it anyway. I was like, no,

926
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:22,400
Speaker 8: but what if I did this? And like she was

927
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:24,640
Speaker 8: sitting here next to me, and I like turned and

928
00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 8: I was like.

929
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 4: And like turned by.

930
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:30,919
Speaker 5: Like you looked her up and down.

931
00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,280
Speaker 4: She was gonna be like, they're fucking bullies.

932
00:41:34,200 --> 00:41:35,439
Speaker 5: No, but she they were.

933
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,359
Speaker 1: I will say she was really pretty, like she was, yeah, yeah,

934
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:43,480
Speaker 1: she was really pretty, but like she just gave an energy,

935
00:41:43,560 --> 00:41:46,000
Speaker 1: Like she just gave an off energy, and like she's

936
00:41:46,080 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: really angry.

937
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:53,880
Speaker 3: Like excuse it, something's wrong with this fucking stranger, Like

938
00:41:54,160 --> 00:41:56,960
Speaker 3: they don't find us being like obnoxiously annoying.

939
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,279
Speaker 8: And also we were like talking so loud.

940
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 5: We were being like there's no excuse for our behavior.

941
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,520
Speaker 1: And if you were there, like I'm wholeheartedly, wholeheartedly sorry

942
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:07,520
Speaker 1: that you experienced the wrath of Drewin and you know,

943
00:42:07,719 --> 00:42:10,799
Speaker 1: like on one, but like we mean no harm by it,

944
00:42:10,840 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: Like we love you like.

945
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm sorry if you're ever caught in the crossfire.

946
00:42:14,920 --> 00:42:17,200
Speaker 8: Just no, like it's fun.

947
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 5: You can talk about us, like we give you full permission.

948
00:42:20,440 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, everyone can talk about us.

949
00:42:22,200 --> 00:42:24,319
Speaker 4: Call us annoying. We know we are, and.

950
00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:29,200
Speaker 5: At the end of the day, like I love myself. Guys,

951
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 5: if we should kiss in one episode, let us know.

952
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 3: That's why I'm okay with being a bitter, fucking hater

953
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 3: because I know a lot of times I'm projecting it.

954
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:36,759
Speaker 9: I'm a piece of shit and I'm a oh, look

955
00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:37,440
Speaker 9: that's sweet.

956
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,200
Speaker 5: They're picking it up. Oh no, they just kicked it, assholes.

957
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,160
Speaker 5: Oh they're gonna smoke on the roof.

958
00:42:43,440 --> 00:42:45,440
Speaker 4: I'm literally like, where are they going? They look like

959
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 4: they fucking stink.

960
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:56,080
Speaker 5: Okay, they saw it. That was real. That was real.

961
00:42:56,120 --> 00:43:00,360
Speaker 5: That was us in lifetime being bitter bullies.

962
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 4: That on purpose, Like.

963
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,080
Speaker 3: They literally do look like they stink. They are like

964
00:43:05,120 --> 00:43:07,200
Speaker 3: two white dudes with flip flops, like you're.

965
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 8: Wearing thong sandals out as a man.

966
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 3: You need to go to fuck it there, you need

967
00:43:10,440 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 3: to figure I know your ship stinks. I know you

968
00:43:12,520 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 3: don't cut your tone notes, and I know your ship

969
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:17,280
Speaker 3: stinks period, Like I know you smell like balls.

970
00:43:17,960 --> 00:43:20,680
Speaker 5: Just wear slides, please, just wear slides. Please.

971
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: Also men and men, and has a lot of opinions

972
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:28,160
Speaker 1: on men loving themselves taking care of Okay, I.

973
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:33,000
Speaker 3: Can't be the only person straight men like feeling themselves

974
00:43:33,000 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 3: to taking pictures of them stuff.

975
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:36,040
Speaker 9: I'm like, why are you doing that like that?

976
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 4: Like I not to.

977
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 3: I like want a man who is like confident and

978
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,920
Speaker 3: like likes himself. But I'm like, if I'm driving us

979
00:43:41,920 --> 00:43:43,680
Speaker 3: around and I look over and you're taking a fucking

980
00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:45,960
Speaker 3: selfie because the sun is on you or something, I'm

981
00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:47,560
Speaker 3: crashing the car.

982
00:43:48,160 --> 00:43:48,800
Speaker 5: I'm crashing.

983
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,600
Speaker 1: I'm crashing it, and I'm blaming I'm unbuckling your seat crashing.

984
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:55,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm unbuckling your seatbelt and getting us in a

985
00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:59,640
Speaker 3: t bone accident. Because you shouldn't be doing that, like

986
00:43:59,640 --> 00:44:01,960
Speaker 3: like you don't have like the fucking New York Times

987
00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:03,680
Speaker 3: app to be looking at Like why are you looking

988
00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,000
Speaker 3: at your play chess?

989
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:05,760
Speaker 5: Play chess?

990
00:44:05,960 --> 00:44:08,160
Speaker 8: Actually, don't be on your phone. I also can't stand

991
00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:10,120
Speaker 8: like a man who's on his phone so much, like

992
00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,120
Speaker 8: what do you have going on there?

993
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 3: I wish I was kidding, like I was in the

994
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:19,000
Speaker 3: car with like I've just been in situations with like

995
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:21,719
Speaker 3: men and I'm like, I literally will I be like,

996
00:44:21,760 --> 00:44:23,080
Speaker 3: why are you on the phone so much?

997
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 4: Like I'm like you were so not even that.

998
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 3: I'm like you were so embarrassing, like you don't want

999
00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:32,759
Speaker 3: to look outside and like be like what is in LA?

1000
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:36,200
Speaker 5: We weren't driving around a concrete jungle.

1001
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,960
Speaker 4: Con New York, idiot.

1002
00:44:39,600 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 5: See if you look at that, motherfucker?

1003
00:44:41,920 --> 00:44:44,400
Speaker 3: Also maybe like again I'm projecting because I get carsick

1004
00:44:44,400 --> 00:44:45,600
Speaker 3: and I can't look at the You're.

1005
00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 5: Jealous and you're jealous of what I can do.

1006
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:51,680
Speaker 4: No, you just like as like why are you looking?

1007
00:44:51,760 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 4: Like what is on there?

1008
00:44:53,400 --> 00:44:53,720
Speaker 8: Stop?

1009
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:58,040
Speaker 5: You're literally I'm not kidding.

1010
00:44:58,360 --> 00:45:00,440
Speaker 4: Men should have burners, Like you don't need an iPhone?

1011
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 4: What do you need an iPhone for?

1012
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 3: If you want to post on ig way too you

1013
00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 3: get home, go have an iPod Touch, Go have an

1014
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:07,160
Speaker 3: iPad when.

1015
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:10,399
Speaker 1: You're burner in your iPod touch with no service? If

1016
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,040
Speaker 1: you have a phone with service. As a straight man.

1017
00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:14,640
Speaker 9: No, like what are you up to?

1018
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 4: Like no good? Like you're up to no good?

1019
00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 5: On that you're either yeah.

1020
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:21,920
Speaker 8: You're sexting someone and I don't.

1021
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:23,320
Speaker 5: Like to say you're you're sexting someone.

1022
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:25,320
Speaker 4: No, I just don't like it. It's so gross.

1023
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:27,799
Speaker 1: But yeah, I could go on for day and goes

1024
00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:30,080
Speaker 1: on for days in days and days and a.

1025
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:33,040
Speaker 8: Lot of opinions about like man, I'm like, oh.

1026
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:35,800
Speaker 1: You should like you shouldn't love yourself, that's what shes.

1027
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:38,080
Speaker 3: No, Like you should be confident, but don't take like

1028
00:45:38,520 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 3: when a man stops someone the other.

1029
00:45:40,760 --> 00:45:41,359
Speaker 1: No, I won't.

1030
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 3: I can't be the only person straight. Men like feeling

1031
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:49,680
Speaker 3: themselves are taking pictures of them stuff.

1032
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,640
Speaker 9: I'm like, why are you doing that like that?

1033
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 4: Like I not to.

1034
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:55,279
Speaker 3: I like want a man who is like confident and

1035
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,520
Speaker 3: like likes himself. But I'm like, if I'm driving us

1036
00:45:57,520 --> 00:45:59,280
Speaker 3: around and I look over and you're taking a fucking

1037
00:45:59,280 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 3: selfie because this.

1038
00:46:00,239 --> 00:46:02,479
Speaker 8: Is on you or something, I'm crashing in the car.

1039
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 5: I'm crashing.

1040
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,160
Speaker 4: I'm crashing it, and I'm blaming.

1041
00:46:07,239 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 5: I'm unbuckling your seat crashing.

1042
00:46:09,440 --> 00:46:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm unbuckling your seatbelt and getting us in a

1043
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:15,280
Speaker 3: t bone attiday Because you shouldn't be doing that, like

1044
00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,520
Speaker 3: like you don't have like the fucking New York Times

1045
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,080
Speaker 3: app to be looking at like why are you.

1046
00:46:19,040 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 5: Looking at your play chess play chess.

1047
00:46:21,560 --> 00:46:23,759
Speaker 8: Actually, don't be on your phone. I also can't stand

1048
00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:24,799
Speaker 8: like a man who's on.

1049
00:46:24,800 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 9: His phone so much, like what do you have going on?

1050
00:46:27,120 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 2: There?

1051
00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:28,280
Speaker 5: Are texting?

1052
00:46:28,400 --> 00:46:29,759
Speaker 4: I wish I was kidding, like I was.

1053
00:46:29,719 --> 00:46:34,239
Speaker 3: In the car with like I've just been in situations

1054
00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:36,960
Speaker 3: with like men and I'm like, I literally will I

1055
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:38,680
Speaker 3: be like why are you on the phone so much?

1056
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 4: Like I'm like you were so not even that.

1057
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:44,319
Speaker 3: I'm like you were so embarrassing, like you don't want

1058
00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,280
Speaker 3: to look outside.

1059
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:48,359
Speaker 8: And like be like what is look at in LA

1060
00:46:49,120 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 8: We weren't driving around.

1061
00:46:50,239 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 5: A concrete jungle.

1062
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 8: Con ju New York idiot.

1063
00:46:55,200 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 5: See if you look at that? Motherfucker?

1064
00:46:57,520 --> 00:46:59,960
Speaker 8: Also maybe like again I'm projecting because I get carsick.

1065
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 8: I can't look at the You're.

1066
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 5: Jealous and you're jealous of what I can do.

1067
00:47:05,040 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 8: No, you just like as like why the are you looking?

1068
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,480
Speaker 4: Like what is on there?

1069
00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:09,320
Speaker 8: Stop?

1070
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:13,640
Speaker 5: You're literally I am not kidding.

1071
00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,080
Speaker 4: Men should have burners, Like you don't need an iPhone?

1072
00:47:16,080 --> 00:47:17,080
Speaker 4: What do you need an iPhone for?

1073
00:47:17,760 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 8: If you want to post on ig way too you

1074
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,399
Speaker 8: get home, go have an iPod Touch, Go.

1075
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: Have an iPad When you're burner in your iPod Touch

1076
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 1: with no service, if you have a phone with service

1077
00:47:27,520 --> 00:47:28,640
Speaker 1: as a straight man.

1078
00:47:29,040 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 9: No, like, what are you up to?

1079
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:31,359
Speaker 4: Like no good?

1080
00:47:31,760 --> 00:47:35,440
Speaker 3: Like you're up to no good on that you're either yeah,

1081
00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:36,760
Speaker 3: you're sexting someone.

1082
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:38,920
Speaker 1: And I don't like to say you're you're sexting someone.

1083
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:41,719
Speaker 4: No, I just don't like it. It's so gross. But yeah,

1084
00:47:41,719 --> 00:47:42,880
Speaker 4: I could go on for days.

1085
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,000
Speaker 5: And goes on for days in days and.

1086
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 8: Days and a lot of opinions about like man, I'm like, oh, you.

1087
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:52,040
Speaker 1: Should like you shouldn't love yourself, that's what shes No, Like.

1088
00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 8: You should be confident, but don't take like when a

1089
00:47:54,640 --> 00:47:56,120
Speaker 8: man stops someone.

1090
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:56,919
Speaker 4: The other No, I won't.

1091
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,360
Speaker 5: I will say it is really cringey.

1092
00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god, here I go like, I'm sorry, hypocritical,

1093
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:06,239
Speaker 1: It is just like something out.

1094
00:48:06,440 --> 00:48:08,839
Speaker 3: No, there's something a little funky about a man who's

1095
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 3: like posting a lot of pictures of himself.

1096
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:11,960
Speaker 8: I'm like, a man's i G.

1097
00:48:12,120 --> 00:48:12,840
Speaker 4: A straight man's i.

1098
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:14,600
Speaker 9: G shouldn't just be pictures of himself.

1099
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 4: I'm like, something's going.

1100
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,680
Speaker 1: On here, Like, well, as a straight man, my i

1101
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 1: G is a picture myself as a straight man.

1102
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:29,520
Speaker 3: So now we're just saying things okay, as a politician, Like, yeah,

1103
00:48:29,560 --> 00:48:31,839
Speaker 3: I just like you didn't see something on your walk

1104
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:32,200
Speaker 3: you want to.

1105
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:36,239
Speaker 1: Post, like you see the magnolia tree that you could

1106
00:48:36,280 --> 00:48:38,400
Speaker 1: take a picture of the magnolia tree. Say it smells

1107
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,120
Speaker 1: like pussy. He smells like pussy out here, and it's

1108
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 1: a magnolia tree. Y'all know what I'm talking about. The

1109
00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:47,200
Speaker 1: pussy willows.

1110
00:48:49,080 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 8: No, they smell like a sneeze. They smell like com

1111
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,000
Speaker 8: They smell like common sneezes.

1112
00:48:53,239 --> 00:48:55,640
Speaker 5: Tomatoes tastes like com that.

1113
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 3: You can't keep saying that because every day my like

1114
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:01,759
Speaker 3: my go to like right now anywhere I go, like

1115
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:04,879
Speaker 3: no matter where I am, I get or I make

1116
00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:09,040
Speaker 3: it myself a soft scrambled eggs, avocado, and slices of tomatoes.

1117
00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 9: Like it's like all I will eat right now.

1118
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:13,520
Speaker 3: And Drew said that the other day and I literally

1119
00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 3: was eating my breakfast and I wanted to throw up

1120
00:49:15,120 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 3: because I chewed on the tomato for too long and

1121
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 3: I was like really getting into it.

1122
00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,920
Speaker 1: It's like it's like when you when if you're eating

1123
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: like red meat, you.

1124
00:49:23,880 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 8: Can we always talk about cocking balls and pussy on here.

1125
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 4: We always make.

1126
00:49:27,960 --> 00:49:32,919
Speaker 1: It it start tasting the farm when you're eating like red

1127
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:37,040
Speaker 1: meat and also yeah, just like they we know it's

1128
00:49:37,080 --> 00:49:38,120
Speaker 1: just a big part of our life.

1129
00:49:38,160 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 5: Cockballs and pussy.

1130
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:40,439
Speaker 4: No, we are just like weird.

1131
00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:43,480
Speaker 5: I can't say I literally the word the pea words.

1132
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:44,560
Speaker 4: Uncomfortable.

1133
00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, man with a straight Instagram.

1134
00:49:46,760 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 5: I'm straight as hell. Meats your girlfriend? I can't.

1135
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 8: This is my girlfriend, Yeah, this is my yeah, no,

1136
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 8: this is my boyfriend.

1137
00:49:57,200 --> 00:49:57,759
Speaker 4: That's like chill.

1138
00:49:58,120 --> 00:50:08,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, I am straight and don't get a fucking twisted. Yeah, absolutely,

1139
00:50:08,960 --> 00:50:10,160
Speaker 3: I got my eye.

1140
00:50:10,200 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 8: But yeah, we always bring it to coconball somehow.

1141
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 4: But I think that's it for the episode. Maybe we

1142
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 4: don't have to talk about cocon balls anymore.

1143
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,839
Speaker 9: We can just shut up.

1144
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:21,680
Speaker 1: I literally have red bull in my fucking eye. I'm

1145
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:26,240
Speaker 1: curious to see if, maybe one day, if I'm ready

1146
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,280
Speaker 1: enough and all that trauma from those terrible trips is gone,

1147
00:50:30,440 --> 00:50:32,960
Speaker 1: if I can just like eat a meal and then

1148
00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:34,359
Speaker 1: smoke and see if it's all good.

1149
00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's actually another thing I always eat before. Like

1150
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:40,239
Speaker 3: I'll be with someone who like enjoys smoking weed and

1151
00:50:40,280 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 3: then they'll be like, oh my god, I'm gonna smoke

1152
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:45,560
Speaker 3: and then we should order food, and I'm like, no,

1153
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 3: I'm getting food in me and then I can like

1154
00:50:48,239 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 3: maybe join.

1155
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:59,759
Speaker 1: But maybe I'll have a midnight snack MUNCHIESE munchies if

1156
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,600
Speaker 1: you can't until I feel fucking batshit crazy today, I

1157
00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 1: don't feel normal. My most recent bad weed experience was

1158
00:51:09,440 --> 00:51:12,560
Speaker 1: when I was back in Texas and I was like

1159
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,440
Speaker 1: laying on the couch watching TV and I just had

1160
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 1: the gnarliest thoughts about like like we were watching Netflix

1161
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,160
Speaker 1: and I was watching these shows on Netflix and I

1162
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:27,320
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, no, this is like garbage TV,

1163
00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:30,040
Speaker 1: Like we're watching garbage TV. And then we watched I

1164
00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, we have to turn this off.

1165
00:51:31,920 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: We have to turn this episode off, like or we

1166
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,879
Speaker 1: have to turn the show off because it's literally like

1167
00:51:36,280 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: it was made by aliens to like keep us like

1168
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 1: down like or some like crazy like freaked out like

1169
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:49,040
Speaker 1: like thought process. So we switched it and we put

1170
00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:51,879
Speaker 1: on this like magic show and it was like this

1171
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,600
Speaker 1: dude doing this, but it was like it was so

1172
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:58,200
Speaker 1: confusing because it was like this dude doing magic, but

1173
00:51:58,239 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell if it was like a joke or

1174
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 1: if it was real or what. And I just kept

1175
00:52:02,760 --> 00:52:04,799
Speaker 1: saying that out loud and I kept like audibly being

1176
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 1: like no, no, like no, like turn this off. And

1177
00:52:07,440 --> 00:52:09,719
Speaker 1: I just kept going into these thoughts about like how

1178
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:14,080
Speaker 1: like like this is gonna like I literally sound psycho,

1179
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:16,840
Speaker 1: but I was like, dude, like TV is made to

1180
00:52:16,960 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: like keep the population at bay, like like just like

1181
00:52:20,680 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: the most that's what everybody thought like the eighties. Yeah, exactly,

1182
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 1: like the most smoked thoughts you can ever have. And

1183
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:28,560
Speaker 1: I was like, this is why I don't do like,

1184
00:52:28,600 --> 00:52:31,120
Speaker 1: this is why I don't smoke or take edibles because

1185
00:52:31,160 --> 00:52:34,680
Speaker 1: I literally like cannot remember like the last good experience

1186
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,960
Speaker 1: I had. And even like like I don't know, I

1187
00:52:36,960 --> 00:52:40,480
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't care, but like literally I could

1188
00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: just go on it, shut the fuck up whatever. But

1189
00:52:47,000 --> 00:52:49,719
Speaker 1: I'm like not anti weed because I know it does

1190
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,640
Speaker 1: help a lot of people, but like for me personally,

1191
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,720
Speaker 1: I'm like it's it was made by the devil, like literally,

1192
00:52:56,000 --> 00:52:57,880
Speaker 1: and it's trying to kill me constantly.

1193
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 3: You're like, it's trying to kill me when the only

1194
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:02,719
Speaker 3: person to go put it in you is you?

1195
00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 1: Exactly, No, the weed it controls people.

1196
00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:07,760
Speaker 2: I think.

1197
00:53:07,960 --> 00:53:08,200
Speaker 5: Fuck.

1198
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,720
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, Oh, that reminded me of when.

1199
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:14,360
Speaker 3: I went to Texas for like that fun party we

1200
00:53:14,400 --> 00:53:15,320
Speaker 3: went to what was that party?

1201
00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 2: I went to Texas for.

1202
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:25,000
Speaker 1: My brother's funeral. That was the event of the year.

1203
00:53:27,360 --> 00:53:30,799
Speaker 3: You could eat anything when you're famished, and you might

1204
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:33,719
Speaker 3: as well be eating out of Michelin stub bit. You

1205
00:53:33,760 --> 00:53:37,040
Speaker 3: could feed me the seven eleven like rotisserie talk like

1206
00:53:37,160 --> 00:53:39,479
Speaker 3: taquitos when I'm hungry, and I'll be.

1207
00:53:39,400 --> 00:53:42,719
Speaker 1: Like, this is the best food ever. But I will

1208
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:46,280
Speaker 1: say those are the best food probably ever made.

1209
00:53:46,560 --> 00:53:49,280
Speaker 3: I never had the takitos, but I used to fuck

1210
00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,040
Speaker 3: up the chicken wings. But I was like the chicken

1211
00:53:52,120 --> 00:53:53,280
Speaker 3: wing monster.

1212
00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: We just had this conversation like two days ago. But like,

1213
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:01,720
Speaker 1: I can't do bone in meat at all, like boner meat.

1214
00:54:02,200 --> 00:54:06,040
Speaker 5: Eh, I can't.

1215
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:12,480
Speaker 1: I can't do bone and meat because when you're eating,

1216
00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:19,120
Speaker 1: when you when you're eating, the sucking the bone, yeah, exactly.

1217
00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: It's a little gay, Like I can't do that. I

1218
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:24,280
Speaker 1: can't suck bones. No, because like when you're eating bone

1219
00:54:24,280 --> 00:54:28,240
Speaker 1: and meat, one it's on the bone, which I shouldn't

1220
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 1: fucking see bones ever in my life. That's so sinister

1221
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:35,120
Speaker 1: until the tendons, uh uh, the tendons in the fat.

1222
00:54:35,160 --> 00:54:37,560
Speaker 1: When you buy into that shit, it is like eating

1223
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:39,080
Speaker 1: fucking rubber bands, like the.

1224
00:54:39,000 --> 00:54:39,879
Speaker 2: Best taste ever.

1225
00:54:40,000 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 3: That's why I love like squid and octopus and like

1226
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:46,200
Speaker 3: oxtail and like pigs feet because it's all like batty

1227
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:50,040
Speaker 3: like like tendons and it's like it's the most.

1228
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:53,040
Speaker 1: It literally is like a cultural thing I think, actually though,

1229
00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:53,440
Speaker 1: but no.

1230
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:55,120
Speaker 2: I literally like that is what.

1231
00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 3: Makes me like in the most, Like let me clarify,

1232
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,239
Speaker 3: this is the most.

1233
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:02,200
Speaker 1: Joe Rogan shit you'll ever say.

1234
00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,600
Speaker 3: I am not vegetarian because I'm like, yeah, like save

1235
00:55:06,680 --> 00:55:08,840
Speaker 3: the planet, Like of course, I'm like, yes, I do

1236
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:09,560
Speaker 3: my part.

1237
00:55:09,800 --> 00:55:13,120
Speaker 2: But I am in any any like health thing I'm in.

1238
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 3: It's for vanity and like that's it purely.

1239
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 2: Never get it twisted.

1240
00:55:18,200 --> 00:55:20,399
Speaker 3: Like I don't have a hydroflask because I'm like, don't

1241
00:55:20,440 --> 00:55:23,319
Speaker 3: waste plastic. I have a hydroflast because if I don't

1242
00:55:23,360 --> 00:55:25,920
Speaker 3: have a hydroflask, I won't drink water and then I won't.

1243
00:55:25,719 --> 00:55:29,560
Speaker 2: Be pretty, Like I like, of course, like God blessed.

1244
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,120
Speaker 3: That I'm like helping the world while I try to

1245
00:55:31,160 --> 00:55:34,040
Speaker 3: be pretty in like little ways. Yeah, but it it

1246
00:55:34,160 --> 00:55:36,960
Speaker 3: is never like I'm not skipping out on straws, like

1247
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:39,160
Speaker 3: I will take a straw because I don't want my

1248
00:55:39,200 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 3: teeth to be yellow.

1249
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,640
Speaker 1: Also, straws aren't the things that are killing the turtles.

1250
00:55:42,680 --> 00:55:44,760
Speaker 1: The things that are killing the turtles are fucking nuts.

1251
00:55:44,800 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 3: And a lot of people would be like, oh my god,

1252
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 3: did you switch from making cancel overfishing because you saw that. No,

1253
00:55:50,360 --> 00:55:53,680
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, Like that is not my duty, Like that's

1254
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:54,120
Speaker 3: not my job.

1255
00:55:54,120 --> 00:55:56,640
Speaker 1: It's a corporation's job. We need to it's the scientist's

1256
00:55:56,680 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: job to figure out how to get us live drugs.

1257
00:55:59,480 --> 00:56:01,400
Speaker 1: Would you eat lab grown meat?

1258
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:04,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's what like plant based meat is. That's

1259
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:05,800
Speaker 3: basically like lab grown.

1260
00:56:06,600 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: Would you know?

1261
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,680
Speaker 2: Would I take lab grown meat.

1262
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:14,360
Speaker 1: In my whole No, it was basically what I was

1263
00:56:14,360 --> 00:56:16,560
Speaker 1: gonna say. I was gonna say. I can't say it

1264
00:56:16,600 --> 00:56:19,880
Speaker 1: because it's just so gnarly. It's really it's really naughty.

1265
00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:20,839
Speaker 1: Should I just say it?

1266
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:21,960
Speaker 5: Would you?

1267
00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,520
Speaker 1: I mean, that's a test too.

1268
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 3: Big, because lab grown pussy would.

1269
00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:33,120
Speaker 1: Hit like alien, like alien alien versus predator puss.

1270
00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,160
Speaker 3: I guess actually, lab grown dick would literally they can

1271
00:56:36,239 --> 00:56:39,040
Speaker 3: make it through the twirls that the little and.

1272
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:42,000
Speaker 1: It could suck like they could. We could add a

1273
00:56:42,000 --> 00:56:43,080
Speaker 1: little attached.

1274
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:44,520
Speaker 3: Meat you could shape it like the rabbit toys and

1275
00:56:44,680 --> 00:56:46,640
Speaker 3: give it like an extra mouth to be like I

1276
00:56:46,719 --> 00:56:47,040
Speaker 3: won't go.

1277
00:56:47,239 --> 00:56:51,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can tell a lot about a person.

1278
00:56:52,560 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 3: If they put the cart back.

1279
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, that like that's like really says all you

1280
00:56:57,239 --> 00:56:59,280
Speaker 1: need to know. There's another one of those where it's like, okay,

1281
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 1: like if you put your cart back, you're like a

1282
00:57:02,680 --> 00:57:05,399
Speaker 1: fairly like moral person. You care about the well being

1283
00:57:05,440 --> 00:57:07,840
Speaker 1: of others. But if you like leave it in the

1284
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,439
Speaker 1: middle of the thing, you literally don't give a ship

1285
00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: and you're a narcissist and you care about yourself and

1286
00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:12,839
Speaker 1: no one else.

1287
00:57:13,200 --> 00:57:14,080
Speaker 3: But there's a rush.

1288
00:57:14,120 --> 00:57:17,400
Speaker 1: But yeah, but I mean like I've been in rush

1289
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:19,000
Speaker 1: situations and I always put.

1290
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 3: Oh no, you're like the most moral rounded person ever.

1291
00:57:21,120 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: Keep going though I t you like, thank you, thank you.

1292
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:28,560
Speaker 1: I feel like I am so thank you. No, there's

1293
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:29,800
Speaker 1: another one where it's like.

1294
00:57:33,880 --> 00:57:36,520
Speaker 3: You were gonna say something stupid. You were literally gonna

1295
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:40,040
Speaker 3: say something so fucking stupid. No, go, what were you

1296
00:57:40,080 --> 00:57:45,840
Speaker 3: gonna say?

1297
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 1: As a man, it's my duty to make the girl

1298
00:57:48,360 --> 00:58:00,640
Speaker 1: come four times. That's just a line, like it's the

1299
00:58:00,680 --> 00:58:01,760
Speaker 1: type of person I am.

1300
00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,320
Speaker 3: You know, Oh you're so nice, you make girls square

1301
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:06,840
Speaker 3: and stuff. You make sure your girl squirts.

1302
00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should just talk about how we miss the

1303
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,280
Speaker 1: first two weeks of Lockdown.

1304
00:58:12,360 --> 00:58:13,120
Speaker 5: We should move on.

1305
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,840
Speaker 1: But like a Zola is eating my goddamn plant. Motherfucker

1306
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:23,320
Speaker 1: she was is she did? She chomp on it big time. No,

1307
00:58:23,360 --> 00:58:26,200
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Actually, I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

1308
00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,520
Speaker 1: Like this is actually like the saddest day of my

1309
00:58:28,560 --> 00:58:29,320
Speaker 1: goddamn life.

1310
00:58:30,200 --> 00:58:32,960
Speaker 3: Oh is it bad?

1311
00:58:33,080 --> 00:58:34,160
Speaker 1: Yes, we're leaving the same.

1312
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:38,600
Speaker 3: The worst.

1313
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 2: We'll just keep it here for the rest of the episode.

1314
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:47,200
Speaker 2: We'll watch her.

1315
00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:48,280
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking vomit.

1316
00:58:50,800 --> 00:58:54,200
Speaker 2: True wells. Also, so that's the good news.

1317
00:58:55,680 --> 00:58:58,720
Speaker 1: Dude, Oh my god, he ate no, and yet this

1318
00:58:58,880 --> 00:59:02,440
Speaker 1: is all him, That's all him. He was eating the

1319
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:05,480
Speaker 1: funk out of that like a fucking snail. He's getting spankings.

1320
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Speaker 1: I'm not kidding. IM gonna spank the ship out of him.

1321
00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:12,680
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. How much was this way too much?

1322
00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:15,919
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.

1323
00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:17,680
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get a spray to like spray around that

1324
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 3: air of the couch so that it's all good.

1325
00:59:19,400 --> 00:59:21,200
Speaker 1: It shouldn't have been there anyways, Like I knew he

1326
00:59:21,280 --> 00:59:23,280
Speaker 1: was gonna do but that motherfucker

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Speaker 3: M