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<v Speaker 1>Just get started.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>I wore the shirt last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god? And oh did you how was your

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<v Speaker 2>fishing trip? Because apparently like the fish now?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, not the same fish, Andrew. Oh it's a

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<v Speaker 1>different fish.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a wahoo?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a fluke a fluke? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This whole podcast in our award nomination.

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<v Speaker 1>It sure was buddy.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast. Dat podcast. That was so cool? What watching you

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<v Speaker 2>ride that fake motorcycle was right, so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Serial Killers. It's still June, I think, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Or is it July? Now? Are we in July?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? We are?

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<v Speaker 1>We are? Yeah. Wow, this summer is going fast already.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like we're recording this on June fourteenth, so we

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what day is.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know exactly what day it is. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>this is it's it's it's July first. Actually, that's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a this is July first, Andrew, it's grat What

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing for Independence Day? You're still going to

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<v Speaker 1>be in Japan?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm there now.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>This is just a hologram, right, they don't do that there, Yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>because they don't have it. I'm seeing a baseball game today, really, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>in Japan. Oh, I got tickets. I'm seeing the Yokohama

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<v Speaker 2>DNA based stars.

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<v Speaker 1>D n A.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's d E n A like A. No, it's

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<v Speaker 2>d like capital d E and then capital n A.

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<v Speaker 1>I always like when they landed on the Ampers sand

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<v Speaker 1>on Wheel of Fortune on the Yeah, ampersand that's such

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<v Speaker 1>a weird name, Ampersand yeah, that's the squiggly thing squiggles.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't draw one.

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<v Speaker 1>I can either draw. It looks like it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>a musical note. Hey, let's get eating. All right. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna I'm gonna quiz.

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<v Speaker 2>You here, Andrew great, I'm probably gonna found bad a quizzes.

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<v Speaker 1>There currently are four of these rye of serious. God,

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<v Speaker 1>we've done three of them. Okay, I found the fourth

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<v Speaker 1>one hidden. It was hidden in Walmart. Cooper and I

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<v Speaker 1>go on these Walmart cereal hunts all the time, which

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<v Speaker 1>we do it. It's a daddy daughter thing. We love it.

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<v Speaker 2>I believe in the words of TikTok and Instagram. Now

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<v Speaker 2>they call those halls.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, don't even get me started. She'll open a package

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<v Speaker 1>with three things in that. Okay, here's my hall. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not a Hall Cooper, there's three things in the box.

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<v Speaker 2>She should be doing our cereal halls on her channel.

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<v Speaker 2>She should have her start doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's not a hall. When there's three boxes.

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a hall.

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<v Speaker 2>She is now our official TikTok representative. Have her start

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<v Speaker 2>doing halls.

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<v Speaker 1>You said that two years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she hasn't been working. That's your kid. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going to tell your kid to work.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, we made this video when we went

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<v Speaker 1>to Walmart, but I just never posted it because I

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<v Speaker 1>didn't think it was anything good. What we need content?

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<v Speaker 2>We need content. I made this video but I never

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<v Speaker 2>posted it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, look, look sir, see look we went to Walmart.

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<v Speaker 1>I was Sam's. We were in Sam's and I made

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<v Speaker 1>this video and look, we should have posted that right.

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<v Speaker 2>Or when she's home. Just have her do it at

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<v Speaker 2>the kitchen counter where she's like, hey, guys, we just

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<v Speaker 2>hit a cereal hall. Put the three cereals on, do

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<v Speaker 2>the tappy things on the box, like the all the ASMR,

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<v Speaker 2>and then call it a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's actually a good idea.

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<v Speaker 2>If you want to see these cereals, try it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure you listen to serial killers wherever you get

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<v Speaker 2>your podcasts.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, do we have a TikTok channel? We do? Right,

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<v Speaker 1>we do?

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<v Speaker 2>Your daughter was running it and then stopped. No, I

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<v Speaker 2>was posting the content that your daughter was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be making and doing for us.

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<v Speaker 1>But we never told her to do anything we did.

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<v Speaker 1>She's like, what do I do again?

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<v Speaker 2>She was in sixth grade, so I'll let it pass,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe fifth at the time. So okay, Just these kids

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<v Speaker 2>are better at these things than me.

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<v Speaker 1>I suppose. All right, so oh god, what is work?

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<v Speaker 2>They have to say they don't, but that's not important.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're getting paid no matter what. Just just quit it.

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<v Speaker 1>You quit it. This box is pretty heavy, and as always, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>we are living cereal rich.

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<v Speaker 2>Ugh, it's a loaded I don't want this.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the fourth uh in the series of loaded cereals, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 1>do you remember the three that we've done?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go, Okay, chocolate no, no vanilla, no cream,

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<v Speaker 2>no birthday cream no, this is birthday cake, birthday candle no, Andrew,

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<v Speaker 2>there are types of there are types of cereal that

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<v Speaker 2>were that were now loaded loaded General Mills, fruit loops,

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<v Speaker 2>General Mills checks.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no loaded checks.

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<v Speaker 2>H three mothers.

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<v Speaker 1>Andrew, just stop and think for yes, now you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the on the wagon or the train or the trail

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever. Come on, bro, lucky charms, it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>all day. It was cocoa puffs, yeah, okay, tricks Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon toast crunch, and now birthday cake loaded. So this

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<v Speaker 1>one is not a specific cereal. It's just a favorite

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<v Speaker 1>flavor of yours.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew, Oh great, now it's just birthday cake. Guess what

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<v Speaker 2>that's cereal brand. Now what At least with Tricks, it

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<v Speaker 2>was like all loaded tricks. This is just birthday cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, loaded. So this is a pill cereal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a stretch.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna taste like birthday cake cereal with vanilla cream filler.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you think it's it's gonna be really sweet?

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<v Speaker 1>Like I still don't understand how these are marketed as

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<v Speaker 1>just like what it smells like a cake. It smells

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<v Speaker 1>like cotton candy maybe a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like it. I'm getting a haircut today.

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<v Speaker 1>That's amazing. We're eating cereal now. So from the Farmland

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<v Speaker 1>Fresh Dairies fridge, we have our Farmland Fresh Dairies organic

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<v Speaker 1>two percent ridges.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm getting a haircut.

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<v Speaker 1>You need it.

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<v Speaker 2>I know I do. My hair is shaggy. Look at that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's your shaggy impressed No, that scooby doo Oh really,

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait. It's getting a little, a little too

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<v Speaker 2>much on the sides.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, show us how you live Cereal rich at livinloaded,

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<v Speaker 1>Cereal dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>Cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Ready, here we go once. That's nice.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't hate it, right, but I hate it's called

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<v Speaker 2>birth I hate the name.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>How is this a birthday cake? There's just a vanilla cream.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going to rage right now.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just mad.

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<v Speaker 1>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Because what is birthday cake?

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<v Speaker 1>I know we've already discussed this.

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<v Speaker 2>It has a bubblegum taste to it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't taste that. I do.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna give this three bowls. It's not bad. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to eat a full bowl of it. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think many people would.

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<v Speaker 1>I would. It's gonna it's a lot after a while.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a little too sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>I do love the way that the milk permeates through

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<v Speaker 1>the pillows.

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<v Speaker 2>And I I also think it tastes like bubble gum.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't even know what you know what that meant?

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<v Speaker 1>Permeates through the pillows.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it it melts. No, the taste comes through.

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<v Speaker 1>I like how the milk goes in there and softens

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<v Speaker 1>the cereal up a little bit. I liked this. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>giving it four bowls.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a little too much for me. Three bowls. I

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<v Speaker 2>hate the name birthday cake. It's not be more specific?

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<v Speaker 2>Am I having a chocolate cake?

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<v Speaker 1>Family size?

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<v Speaker 2>How is this any bigger or smaller than the other box?

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<v Speaker 1>But if the whole family eats this, let me tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what that family size is going to be. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh this is I like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not for me. I'm not the target audience.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's not bad. Like, it's not as bad as

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was going to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool. Let's take a quick trip.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh. I thought you were just gonna say break. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>we did one serial.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick trip serial killers, and let's take a flight on

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<v Speaker 1>jet Blue in Mint.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I jet Blue Mint is noise.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know. I wouldn't know. There was a minute

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<v Speaker 1>when I was mosaic, just for a minute, we all were.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right. It was twenty sixteen, the good old days,

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<v Speaker 1>remember that. Yeah, we had those tags with the mental thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It was so nice.

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<v Speaker 1>It was beautiful. They didn't have mint back then.

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<v Speaker 2>You got so much free stuff too.

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<v Speaker 1>It was beautiful. Anyway. So our friend Khalia, who is

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<v Speaker 1>a Jet Blue flight attendant.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she could get us mosaic.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she gets a cereal. That's all I know, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what, And I appreciate that. So now that she

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<v Speaker 1>travels overseas a lot, she sends a cereal from all

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<v Speaker 1>the different country she goes to. And this latest box

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<v Speaker 1>has some stuff from France and from Ireland. We we, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we we. So I chose the Ireland because this particular

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<v Speaker 1>cereal really called my name.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh don't you know. Top of the morning, We're going

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<v Speaker 2>to Ireland and.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you this cereal. It says that it's suitable

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<v Speaker 1>for vegetaries.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is it amns strawberry and cherry special flakes?

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<v Speaker 1>It is.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, this is gonna be a good one right there.

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<v Speaker 1>It sound like lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's gonna be a good day with when you

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<v Speaker 2>have your army.

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<v Speaker 1>Shake your you've got to shake your backs, shake your scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Shame it over a kid, No, you never turned it. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>over watch the video.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Look behind the label. This lilt QR code that zero

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<v Speaker 1>twenty forty. That's cool. Fairst Fair Forest Forever. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>they want to save the earth. The whole box is

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent recyclable. Great, okay, Mins Is it a

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<v Speaker 1>supermarket MNS food I'm not really sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't really care, do you?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you should have done your research. You're the cereal guy.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just here for the ride for be That's literally

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<v Speaker 2>what it says in the description for Best Before End.

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<v Speaker 2>Scottie's the cereal fanatic and Andrews along for the ride.

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<v Speaker 2>That's literally what the description says.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe am I supposed to know?

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<v Speaker 2>If m Ands Foods is a supermarket.

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<v Speaker 1>Made in the UK with ingredients from more than one country,

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<v Speaker 1>that's I love that description. Uh it is Marx and Spencer.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the name of either the supermarket or the

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<v Speaker 1>company that makes it, Marks. If you go to Marks

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<v Speaker 1>and Spencer dot com, Andrew, it'll it'll tell you. But

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're busy with other things.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very so.

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<v Speaker 1>I like this. It's called Special Flakes strawberry and cherry

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<v Speaker 1>Special Flakes, which obviously is another rip off of Special k.

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<v Speaker 1>I like the fact that there are cherries in this one. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>and I can see the cherries are nice big pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, I feel like I was like blacked out

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. I hate that there's cherries in this.

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<v Speaker 1>I never like that there's cherries.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I was disassociating.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh is that the new thing I was disassociatd I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna have the one has the massive amounts of good.

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<v Speaker 1>Just this morning I ate an entire pound of cherries.

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<v Speaker 1>It is bing cherry season.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you good?

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<v Speaker 1>I am really? Maybe that's why I'm blind right now.

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<v Speaker 1>But I love cherries. Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been on my electroly journey, so I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>One of our wonderful listeners and I have to look

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<v Speaker 1>up his name. I apologize, but his family owns a

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<v Speaker 1>cherry grove and he's sending me cherries.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so exciting, Like.

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<v Speaker 1>Right now is peak cherry season. You love cherries, dude.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me tell you something. I eat massive quantity.

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<v Speaker 2>You always have like a cup, but like a big

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<v Speaker 2>sized cup of cherries.

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<v Speaker 1>I love them. I love them.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a cherry guy.

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<v Speaker 1>The ray Near ones are pretty good, but the bing

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is uh oh, this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew we ran out of milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we have one more cereal to go, and we

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<v Speaker 1>just finished off our two percent organic formula fresh chaerries milk.

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<v Speaker 1>What to do?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hopefully the cereal fridge, the formerly pressed dairy cereal,

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<v Speaker 2>the family press fridge, don't even filled with milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't even try it, buddy. Okay, I have a

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<v Speaker 1>solution and you'll see what it is when we come back.

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<v Speaker 2>The box, the little baby box with baby cowfees. What

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<v Speaker 2>was his name? Okay, here we go, what was the

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<v Speaker 2>baby cow's name?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we didn't name it? Read we look back. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>The cherries add a nice little extra. I like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get let me get a strawberry.

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<v Speaker 2>Mm hmmmm.

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<v Speaker 1>Mmmmmmmmmm No, a little too tangy for you. What's just

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<v Speaker 1>spitting it out?

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? The cherry? What's the matter of the consistency?

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the shower, the very power.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea cherries camph.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>We lost Andrew, so that's nothing then, right? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>my my rule is if I spit it out, it

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<v Speaker 1>gets nothing but that, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I like the flakes, it's just the cherries

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<v Speaker 2>and the strawberries. There's just a lot going on for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like it, so is it nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give it a yeah. See, the thing is, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like I just didn't want to do it because it

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<v Speaker 2>was too sour. It felt like I was eating a warhead.

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<v Speaker 1>Really Yeah. Remember sower Patch kid cereal? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, that was like gross.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it a bowl. It's a spoon.

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<v Speaker 2>Nah bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>I give it a bowl, but you spit it out.

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<v Speaker 2>But the flakes are good, so I feel like i'd

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<v Speaker 2>be I'm I'm like, I just didn't like it because

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<v Speaker 2>it was so sour. Okay, but I like the flake.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm giving it three bowls and a spoon because I

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<v Speaker 1>really love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it a spoon? What give it a spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? I love special k red berries. I'm a big fan,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is just a little bit extra. But the

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<v Speaker 1>cherries and the strawberries I don't think work well together.

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<v Speaker 1>If it was just maybe like cherries and almonds or

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<v Speaker 1>something like that, I think that would be a spectacular try.

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<v Speaker 2>And they were free stride, so I was getting the

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<v Speaker 2>little pop rocks and see of them like undehydrated.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you call it? You always call that? Something

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<v Speaker 1>that I always disagree with is it cheese doodles or

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<v Speaker 1>seltzer or something.

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<v Speaker 2>You say, yeah, seltzer, you call it something that is

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<v Speaker 2>not when it's undehydrating. Okay, all right, that's a scientific term,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>So all right, so listen, we're gonna be back right

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<v Speaker 1>after this, and I'm gonna show you my solution for

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<v Speaker 1>running out of farm Than Fresh Dairyes, milk, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the right thing to do, and we're back back.

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<v Speaker 1>So Andrew, if you could bring that little leaflet over

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<v Speaker 1>there and look see right next to my gum, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>look at that. You want to read that while I

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the Farmland first series version.

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<v Speaker 2>I cannot believe that you plan for the milk's run

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<v Speaker 2>out just so we could do this, all right. For

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<v Speaker 2>over one hundred years, Farmland Fresh Dairies has produced the

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<v Speaker 2>highest quality of in freshest dairy products available. We are

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<v Speaker 2>devoted to the health and wellness of dairy loving customers.

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<v Speaker 2>We create products that nourish their Farmland Fresh Dairies. Shelf

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<v Speaker 2>stable half pints are produced with one percent fresh cow's

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<v Speaker 2>milk so cool from family farms and ultra pastures to

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<v Speaker 2>create a long shelf life that requires no refrigeration until opening.

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<v Speaker 2>That's awesome, incredibly flexible to use its sporting events, in lunchboxes, camping,

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<v Speaker 2>after school activities, and many other possibilities. Delicious and nutritious.

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<v Speaker 2>We love and respect our cows, and that's why I

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<v Speaker 2>like Farmland Fresh, and I hope that they have cows

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<v Speaker 2>at this plant because I will pet a cow.

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<v Speaker 1>So remember when you get to the milk case, look

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<v Speaker 1>for the cow face.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the game.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that, alright. So this is actually one percent

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<v Speaker 1>low fat milk, vitamin A and D. It is homogenized

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<v Speaker 1>great A milk, and there's a little baby cow face

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<v Speaker 1>on there, and that means I'm not really sure if

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<v Speaker 1>I should use the straw and pour it or if

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<v Speaker 1>I should just cut the corner. I think the straw

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<v Speaker 1>is going to make a giant mess.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a baby cow a steer or is that a half?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a calf?

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<v Speaker 2>So maybe it's like caffee.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, caffe holding a cup of coffee and spranging

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<v Speaker 1>its utter into the coffee.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, what's a baby cow?

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<v Speaker 1>Little cow?

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<v Speaker 2>Baby cow?

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<v Speaker 1>A little cow, little cow?

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<v Speaker 2>L I L cow?

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<v Speaker 1>Elsie. H okay right, yeah, you can't use elsie. Why

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<v Speaker 1>that's from another company. Blame anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, well it's TBD, but the slogan stays

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<v Speaker 2>that is a genius.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So our friend Matt sent this to us.

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<v Speaker 1>We've done some Love Grown cereals in the past. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Love Grown went away apparently for a little bit, and

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<v Speaker 1>they're back now. This is power Puffs plus cocoa cereal.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a feeling already that it's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>hard and crunchy, like really hard, not gonna like it.

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<v Speaker 2>Chocolate flavor, so you know the chocolate's gonna wash off

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<v Speaker 2>in an instant.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and it's gonna be like sty packing peanuts.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there stevia in it? Oh, there's stevia in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Ingredients, pea protein. Why why do you do this to us?

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna I want, I really want to enjoy this milk,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's gonna mess the whole thing up because the

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<v Speaker 1>cereal is terrible. Rice flour, Tabioha stars and chickory sunflower oil,

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<v Speaker 1>monk fruit.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't like the monk fruits.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just gonna pour the whole box in because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to have any of this.

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<v Speaker 2>I actually might want to.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, she's not wanting this at all. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I do smell a little bit of chocolate, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Oh cool, my scissor's not here, So

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<v Speaker 1>how am I gonna do this? All right? He grows

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<v Speaker 1>nothing that's going everywhere?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't trust you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't open your milk containers like this.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a little Wow, you're so butch oh look at that. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is my box cut. It's what I could open back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually sprang out like an udder. I love it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>there we go, here go friend, thanks love grown power

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<v Speaker 1>puffs plus cocon you three years out. There's nothing I

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<v Speaker 1>can help you with there because I've only have forks

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<v Speaker 1>left here.

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<v Speaker 2>Fine, I took it out of there. I took it

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<v Speaker 2>out of the trash, which is what the cereal is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be. So it's fitting wine.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they look like little uh, they look like seeds.

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<v Speaker 1>They look like cocoa puff size balls of the chocolate

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<v Speaker 1>is much lighter. It's already washing always.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the same on off my out.

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<v Speaker 1>I am a him like, don't have a nice cocoa

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<v Speaker 1>flavor to start? I'll tell you that I will as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Hasn't done the changing.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it doesn't have the steviia in it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah, there it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the end of that. How does that happen? It's

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<v Speaker 1>just like the taste just changes over it. It has

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<v Speaker 1>a nice chocolate taste at the very start, and then

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<v Speaker 1>that pee.

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<v Speaker 2>God, No, that ain't it. That ain't it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm gonna try to swallow it.

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<v Speaker 2>Andrew, I did I give it a spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>The monk fruit I think comes through at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Just the peas. The peas I love peace. I had

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<v Speaker 1>a whole bowl of them last night, but not in

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<v Speaker 1>cereal form to drink the pea juice.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think I ever forgot about that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh the milk is delicious. Yes, I'll put that right

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<v Speaker 1>in my lunchbox.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I actually have a lunch box, do you really? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>get to work when I make my sandwich. Would you

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<v Speaker 2>give this a spoon?

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<v Speaker 1>Me too? It's not good. It's not good at all.

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<v Speaker 1>We really appreciate you, Matt, but he's got Look no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not doing any of them. That's it. That's it.

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<v Speaker 1>You get this one, and that's all. I appreciate you, pal,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm sorry you can't send us garbage and expect

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<v Speaker 1>us to try it.

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<v Speaker 2>He can. That's the thing we said from the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>You send a cereal, we'll try it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, but we're backed up now. If everyone could just

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<v Speaker 1>stops from like a minute, unless it's brand new.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember when we were going through that period when nobody

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<v Speaker 2>was sending us stuff. Yeah, and now all of a

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<v Speaker 2>sudden that changed and we were desperate. Yeah, not anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>That's disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for listening to Serial Killers the podcast where

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<v Speaker 1>we try it cereal. Please follow us on all socials

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<v Speaker 1>at serial Killers PC. Check out our friends at Farmland

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<v Speaker 2>What is the sloping again?

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<v Speaker 1>Uh? When you get to the milk case, look for

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<v Speaker 1>the cow face. I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>You shall really be in the commercial for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I don't have commercials. We just did it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all. Yeah, and please be very careful. No blowing

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<v Speaker 1>fingers off. Oh it's Fourth of Joy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, be careful.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, there we go with The stuff is

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<v Speaker 1>starting today and it's going to go straight through the week.

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<v Speaker 1>The dog's gonna get scared every night.

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<v Speaker 2>It's rons like, just do drone shows now.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I get like shaking, shaking, drooling, shuddering dog like,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need that, and you know that the thundershirt

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't work, the doggy muffs don't work, and I don't

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<v Speaker 1>really want to pump them full of medication because you

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<v Speaker 1>know me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so I guess they know you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but he's he's nine, it's his birth It was

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<v Speaker 1>just his birthday. Sawyer just turned nine, puppy love. That's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>He still runs like a pup anyway, Thank you for listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy your Independence day. Uh and until we see you

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<v Speaker 1>on the other side. Take crunch, Andrew runch. Oh you

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<v Speaker 1>need to wave the blade in your face. H