Speaker 1: Hey, do you want to live forever? No, it's the
Speaker 1: Jewel Show. Well, if you do, you're in luck because
Speaker 1: I found the Fountain of youth. Wow, I take that.
Speaker 1: It's called the Internet. Oh and there's a thread going
Speaker 1: viral of people sharing their cheat codes for life. They
Speaker 1: will have you owning this weird video game that we
Speaker 1: play in every single day. We'll go over it next
Speaker 1: so you can level up and maybe steal a car
Speaker 1: to and not get in trouble. Okay, we'll go next.
Speaker 1: It's the Jewble Show. Okay, stop what you're doing because
Speaker 1: you need to hear what I'm about to say. It's
Speaker 1: a Jewel Show because it's literally going to change your life.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it will be changed for the
Speaker 1: good or bad. The only promise I made is that
Speaker 1: it will be changed. That's my money back guarantee. I
Speaker 1: say that because, let's face it, life is weird and
Speaker 1: we don't even know what happens after it. Do we
Speaker 1: just go away? Is it game over? Or do we
Speaker 1: respawd and have to do it all again, but this
Speaker 1: time as a field mouse who knows interesting mouse thanks
Speaker 1: to the Internet. That's what I would be saying if
Speaker 1: I was a field mouse, Victoria'd be like, this is
Speaker 1: what I came back as a field mouse. I got
Speaker 1: to work my way back up to human and again. Anyway,
Speaker 1: thanks to the Internet, there's a thread going viral of
Speaker 1: people sharing their cheat codes for life. So we'll go
Speaker 1: over it right now, so you can go into work
Speaker 1: today and defeat your boss and get to the next level.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my gosh, I never made that connection, but
Speaker 2: I called bosses and that's what you're fighting, I guess
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 1: Every Days a video game. The most popular cheat codes
Speaker 1: from this thread that's going viral. See if you think
Speaker 1: I'll work for you. Diarrhea is the best excuse to
Speaker 1: get out of anything, So you ever need to get
Speaker 1: out of something, just use as an excuse. They say
Speaker 1: no questions it and nobody expects you to go to
Speaker 1: the doctor for it. That is true anytime I've had
Speaker 1: to call in or not go to something because of that,
Speaker 1: people don't ask any questions because they don't want you
Speaker 1: anywhere near them either, because you never know what can happen.
Speaker 3: But that's also like a growth, like it's not but
Speaker 3: it's like normal, Victoria, it is, but it's like I
Speaker 3: don't want.
Speaker 1: To do it anyone? What do you want more a
Speaker 1: day off from work or for someone to think you
Speaker 1: had that?
Speaker 4: Okay, guys, I think Monday this is a little grumble.
Speaker 1: It's not feel to do well right now. I don't
Speaker 1: know how Monday is. They'll look the boss right now.
Speaker 4: I don't tell him that because I would die to
Speaker 4: hear the response.
Speaker 2: I have diary on Monday.
Speaker 1: Next Tuesday, I'm going to have diarrhea.
Speaker 5: We all have.
Speaker 1: Where didn't you try to take that off last week?
Speaker 6: Nope?
Speaker 1: Non't believe. So here's another cheap code for life. And
Speaker 1: I think this is a great one and I need
Speaker 1: to remember to do this. Don't enter the recipients of
Speaker 1: an email until after it's written and ready to send,
Speaker 1: so you don't accellently send it unedited, oh unfinished. I
Speaker 1: know all the time.
Speaker 2: I never put someone in this two or CC or
Speaker 2: BCC until the email's.
Speaker 1: Written, cause you never know.
Speaker 3: Also, like what if it just like sounds stupid, Like
Speaker 3: you go back over it and you're like, oh my god,
Speaker 3: sounds terrible, see it to ex lead it, but you
Speaker 3: actually present and then it goes to that person.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a fear that I have. Here's another cheap
Speaker 1: code for life. According to the thread that's going viral
Speaker 1: on the internet, if you have something nice to say
Speaker 1: to someone, like if they did something neat, or if
Speaker 1: they have a cool shirt, or they made a good
Speaker 1: moral choice, it's generally good to say that and not
Speaker 1: wait for a better time, which may not come. Wait, oh,
Speaker 1: so say when you see it. Say good things as
Speaker 1: soon as you see them.
Speaker 6: I love that.
Speaker 1: I think that I one hundred percent agree with that.
Speaker 1: That's cute. Will you make somebody's day at that moment?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 1: Why not?
Speaker 6: I like that hat?
Speaker 1: You know it's a cute hat.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I think you have the same one.
Speaker 6: I don't.
Speaker 1: Oh you don't, I don't know. I think that's a
Speaker 1: cute hat. I'm glad you were today. Good moral choice.
Speaker 1: Another cheat coach for life. And this is a good
Speaker 1: one that I need to remember that I can never do.
Speaker 1: I always want to remember it, and every time I
Speaker 1: don't do this, I always feel like I'm losing at life.
Speaker 1: So I want to start trying to do this one clean.
Speaker 4: While you're cooking, Oh yeah, one, wait, you facts on facts?
Speaker 1: I cook occasionally, Victoria. Yeah, but when I came out
Speaker 1: it could be macaroni and cheese, craft macaroni and cheese,
Speaker 1: and then it destroys the entire block.
Speaker 4: I will say, I've cooked in Juble's kitchen for all
Speaker 4: of us, remember, but getting there, it was not a
Speaker 4: clean start that I think is piled.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I will say, when Jubil cooks, he goes
Speaker 2: all in.
Speaker 1: It's not just mac and cheese.
Speaker 2: It's like it's a whole thing, like he's gonna go
Speaker 2: all in.
Speaker 1: But I will say, yeah, the last time I really cooked,
Speaker 1: I was making a bunch of cakes and pastries for Christmas.
Speaker 1: I don't really cook myself food at night. But everyone
Speaker 1: all be.
Speaker 2: Like, I feel like baking a pie. You cook it
Speaker 2: solid though, everyone should do.
Speaker 4: That unless the rule is you cook, they clean, and
Speaker 4: you want them to clean up a little extra, you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 1: Ever, here's a very important cheat code for life, according
Speaker 1: to this dread that's going viral. Never commit a crime
Speaker 1: during the commission of another crime.
Speaker 9: No, that's good.
Speaker 1: For example, if you're transporting illicit substances, don't go speeding
Speaker 1: around in the car is really solid advice. Just remember
Speaker 1: this one crime at a time.
Speaker 10: That is a good way to remember it too. So
Speaker 10: when you're out there to make crime and remember kids,
Speaker 10: one crime at a time, participations with your crime, and
Speaker 10: you're gonna get caught.
Speaker 1: This educational show.
Speaker 4: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 1: He Oh my gosh, is this Aaron?
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is Aaron.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, what a beauty you have?
Speaker 6: Beauty? Are you calling about the desk?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, yes.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, yeah, what a mute? Yeah, I know it's
Speaker 6: something that's it's great, good condition too.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I was just perused in the Facebook marketplace
Speaker 1: like I do, yea, and then I saw that rare
Speaker 1: jim for just two hundred dollars. You're selling that desk?
Speaker 1: My gosh, that's that's right, too old, my gosh. It's
Speaker 1: a good deal, right, Yes, seems like a great deal.
Speaker 1: How many miles on it?
Speaker 8: Uh no, I mean's just just headed for about a year.
Speaker 11: Actually.
Speaker 1: Word count? Well, when you have a desk, especially when
Speaker 1: that pretty oh my gosh, you want to you want
Speaker 1: to do some track of how many words are used
Speaker 1: on it for mile age?
Speaker 12: Well I'm not a writer myself, but yeah, I've used
Speaker 12: it for work for sure.
Speaker 6: You can use it for a lot of things.
Speaker 1: Well, now that I've got some questions answered, I need
Speaker 1: to think for a moment. But oh my gosh, it
Speaker 1: is a beauty my gosh.
Speaker 6: Okay, Well, yeah, like I said, the price two hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: Can get ready for this afternoon or pickup? What is
Speaker 6: your name?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, my name is Pete.
Speaker 9: Okay, hey, pee gosh.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for the information, my gosh.
Speaker 6: Okay, Yeah, you're welcome. It's still available.
Speaker 1: Hello, does it got penn stains?
Speaker 6: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: Pen stands?
Speaker 11: Is it?
Speaker 9: Are you calling back about the desk?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, my gosh, I was just looking at
Speaker 1: the pictures again, any pen stains?
Speaker 6: No, there are no pen stands out the services totally.
Speaker 6: Queen is Brkeley new Figger pickup?
Speaker 1: Are you firm?
Speaker 6: Am I firm?
Speaker 1: Yes? Are you firm?
Speaker 6: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Two hundred dollars for the desk. It's oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: it's a beauty. It's a beautiful desk. I'm just wondering
Speaker 1: firm on your price?
Speaker 6: Yes, Peter, that's it. That's the prices.
Speaker 1: Okay. I'm gonna have to think about it and I'll
Speaker 1: call you back.
Speaker 6: Come on again dolls for pickup. Hello, Peter, are you there?
Speaker 6: You hung up? I'm like, what we're hello?
Speaker 1: One seventy five and seven pennies?
Speaker 6: Is this Pete? Is that you again?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Yes, And I made the decision to
Speaker 1: say yes. I was able to scrounge together some cash
Speaker 1: and I have one seventy five and eight pennies.
Speaker 6: No, the price is two hundred dollars. Oh my, you
Speaker 6: asked me what you called.
Speaker 9: Before a sperm firm.
Speaker 6: On the price, you had two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Is there any way you could budget
Speaker 1: on that price? My gosh, fine, I want to get
Speaker 1: rid of the desk.
Speaker 8: It's whatever you said, one seventy five and whatever, whenever
Speaker 8: the problem change.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, thank you. I said, one seventy five
Speaker 1: and eight pennies, and it's mostly in quarters.
Speaker 6: Sorry quarters, you're talking.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yes, you said one seventy five and
Speaker 1: eight pennies, And so you said once I have eight
Speaker 1: quarters and eight pennies and I'll meet you wherever you want.
Speaker 8: That's like two dollars. That's like two dollars a dollar
Speaker 8: eighty three. Listen to me, I said one hundred and
Speaker 8: seventy five dollars. I don't know what language you think
Speaker 8: I'm speaking, but I'm telling you one seventy five dollars,
Speaker 8: one hundred and seventy five.
Speaker 6: I don't want your pennies. I don't want any of it.
Speaker 1: One's seventy five and eight pennies in a BackRub.
Speaker 6: Here's this.
Speaker 12: No, that's why I don't put my son online. Maybe
Speaker 12: insane people like you. Just Oh my god, I used
Speaker 12: to waste my time. Oh my god, Oh my god,
Speaker 12: that's how you sound. Yeah, Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 12: This what I'm hanging up on you.
Speaker 1: You don't don't hang up because this is actually Jubil
Speaker 1: from the Jubil Show doing a phone brank on you
Speaker 1: and your roommate. Tyson set you up. Said he said
Speaker 1: that you put a desk up on Facebook Marketplace, and
Speaker 1: you've been kidding with them. But calls from weird hose.
Speaker 8: Oh god, oh I should have known Tyson.
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks. It's time
Speaker 1: for Nina's what's trending? Have you ever dreamt about being
Speaker 1: in a video game? Yes?
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, well then you're gonna really love this because
Speaker 4: just imagine you're waking up and you hear the noises
Speaker 4: of the favorite video game, and like, you wake up,
Speaker 4: but you're still in the game.
Speaker 1: We at least that's how it felt.
Speaker 4: In my head when I heard that there was going
Speaker 4: to be a Nintendo alarm clock.
Speaker 1: Your Nintendo video I was like, oh my gosh, you
Speaker 1: wake up and then you're still in the video game.
Speaker 4: The cool thing about this is it's kind of ready
Speaker 4: for holidays, like you can pre order it for the holidays,
Speaker 4: but something like this hasn't actually been done because it's
Speaker 4: a new interactive alarm clock, so you'll get to pick
Speaker 4: music from thirty five different video game scenes. It also
Speaker 4: features motion sensor technology that responds to your movements, so
Speaker 4: it'll be able to tell you if you slept well,
Speaker 4: it'll be able to tell if you got up, so
Speaker 4: if you get up and walk away from your bed,
Speaker 4: the alarm will turn off.
Speaker 1: Doesn't do that right away.
Speaker 2: I don't need it to do that. I need it
Speaker 2: to also be aware if I returned.
Speaker 13: To the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, what happens if you're like Victoria and
Speaker 4: you sleep through three alarms?
Speaker 1: That's like me too. Well, then if it runs away
Speaker 1: from me. I'll just let it keep running and if
Speaker 1: I'm lucky, it goes up the door. Why would it
Speaker 1: run away from you?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Thought it was interactive exact automatically runs away from me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that you have to go catch it.
Speaker 1: Any interactive experience with Victoria, she thinks it's going to
Speaker 1: run away.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well I'm sorry if I gave you the wrong impression.
Speaker 4: It's not going to run away from you.
Speaker 1: But it is coactive.
Speaker 4: It's called the Nintendo's Soundclock Alarmo. So if you are interested,
Speaker 4: it'll just cost you none.
Speaker 1: To nine cheap. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So there's a hot news style that's literally blowing up.
Speaker 4: I had to steal the headline from the article because
Speaker 4: they wrote it so perfectly. In Paris Fashion Week, this
Speaker 4: new look was debuted and it's almost like those Halloween
Speaker 4: costumes that are inflatable, but it's clothing that has air
Speaker 4: conditioning in it, so it's supposed to be more sustainable
Speaker 4: for the earth. But also you'll be cool when you
Speaker 4: walk outside, so you're basically wearing.
Speaker 1: A balloon, so it's more sustainable than an air conditioner.
Speaker 4: Yes, So know like how I have that blow up dinosaur.
Speaker 4: It's like as if I had the dinosaur all the
Speaker 4: way on my whole body.
Speaker 3: But you want to wear that while you're walking outside,
Speaker 3: how you're gonna look snashed.
Speaker 4: So it's Nylon apparel which will be set for spring
Speaker 4: and summer of twenty twenty five. It was a collection
Speaker 4: that was debut a Paris Fashion Week. So yes, it's
Speaker 4: ballooned clothing. That's what the models were wearing as they
Speaker 4: walked down the runway. I saw it. It looked like kind
Speaker 4: of the Sumo soup. Okay, yeah, that's flud too.
Speaker 1: So instead of air conditioning, they want you to just
Speaker 1: air condition you're clothes.
Speaker 2: Yeah okay, but what makes it cool? Because have you
Speaker 2: ever worn a suit like that for Halloween? You sweat
Speaker 2: more than you've ever sweat. Yeah, you are sweaty. You're right,
Speaker 2: they are sweaty really because the air doesn't stay cold.
Speaker 2: It has to be cold outside for the air to
Speaker 2: be cold. If it's hot outside and there's this hot
Speaker 2: air city.
Speaker 4: Oh, I was just thinking about when I wore mine,
Speaker 4: But I guess it was cool outside, so my butt
Speaker 4: was really getting a breathe. Anyway, Look for it's spring
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Speaker 1: Time to wear it. Yeah, and that's what's trending.
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Speaker 1: Michelle is on the phone today for a first date
Speaker 1: follow up and she's getting ghosted by a guy named Stevens.
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes we're gonna call him and
Speaker 1: see if it's us, why he's ghosting her, and maybe
Speaker 1: get her another date. But first, Michelle, how long has
Speaker 1: it been since you heard from Stephen.
Speaker 9: It's been about a week and a.
Speaker 1: Half, okay, And have you reached out to him in
Speaker 1: that time?
Speaker 14: Yeah?
Speaker 15: I texted him three times, but then I was just like,
Speaker 15: after the third text with no response, I felt like
Speaker 15: I had to have some dignity.
Speaker 1: And I saw it's understandable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, So how was your date then?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 9: Well, it was actually a great date.
Speaker 15: We went on a picnic together and it was super cute,
Speaker 15: and then we went on a little walk. It was
Speaker 15: just like a lovely little hike. It was it was
Speaker 15: anesot a great date, Like it was the kind of
Speaker 15: day that you would see in a wrong com and
Speaker 15: I felt so good afterwards, and we you know, shared
Speaker 15: a romantic sunset kiss at the end.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it was. It was really lovely and I didn't
Speaker 9: end up going home with.
Speaker 15: Him, and then he was a gentleman so he didn't ask.
Speaker 9: But yeah, I felt great about it afterwards.
Speaker 1: Why do you think he's not calling you back?
Speaker 14: Well, I did mention on the date that I.
Speaker 9: Read very smut book and.
Speaker 1: Like them like fairy Born, this the kind of books
Speaker 1: our friend read.
Speaker 16: Yeah, it's like demeanor kind of changed after I brought
Speaker 16: that up, and so I thought maybe that put him
Speaker 16: off or he was judging me about that, But like,
Speaker 16: I'd like a chance to explain myself because I don't
Speaker 16: think it's that weird, but anything, I feel like it's
Speaker 16: that all right.
Speaker 1: Our social media producer Gaby Reese that stuff all the time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's always talking about that are each other, But.
Speaker 4: I want to know more. So when you brought that up,
Speaker 4: how did he react to it? Was he like I
Speaker 4: read too. Do you think maybe it's the fact that
Speaker 4: you read, or that it's fairy porn.
Speaker 15: It's definitely the fairy porn aspect and not the reading.
Speaker 15: He just kind of went quiet, and then after a
Speaker 15: while he was like, oh, that's cool and then he
Speaker 15: didn't say anything.
Speaker 9: Else, so we changed the subject.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so his vibe kind of changed after that for
Speaker 1: the rest of the date, or was just that one
Speaker 1: awkward moment.
Speaker 15: I mean, for the rest of the hike, his vibe
Speaker 15: definitely was different. Yeah, we kept hiking for a while
Speaker 15: after that, but he seemed like he was super distracted.
Speaker 4: But then he was fine when you guys kissed and
Speaker 4: then did he say that he wanted to see you again?
Speaker 15: At the end he was kind of like, yeah, I'd
Speaker 15: love to see you again, but it felt sort of
Speaker 15: half hearted, and then we parted ways, and I don't know,
Speaker 15: he just seems like tired and over it by the end.
Speaker 9: It was weird.
Speaker 1: So what about that makes you feel like you want
Speaker 1: to talk to him again.
Speaker 9: Well, I just.
Speaker 15: Feel like, up until the very end, the date was
Speaker 15: so calm and so romantic, and I hadn't had a
Speaker 15: date like that in such a long time, and you know,
Speaker 15: I've been single for a couple of years. I just
Speaker 15: like really enjoyed it. So I feel like there is
Speaker 15: potential here.
Speaker 9: I just want to be able to.
Speaker 15: Like clear up the very smut issue.
Speaker 1: If that's what it is, all right, Well we'll see
Speaker 1: if we can figure it out for you. Then we'll
Speaker 1: play a song come Back, and then call him and
Speaker 1: see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you and
Speaker 1: maybe get you another date if you still want one.
Speaker 11: Okay, all right, thank you?
Speaker 1: All right, we'll play a song come Back, do your
Speaker 1: first day follow up next. Right in the middle of
Speaker 1: today's first date follow up, and if you're just joining us,
Speaker 1: Michelle is on the phone and she's getting ghosted by
Speaker 1: a guy named Steven. So we're about to call him
Speaker 1: and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting her
Speaker 1: and maybe get her another date if she still wants one.
Speaker 1: But before we do that, one of your fresh Everdy's
Speaker 1: memory on your date with Stephen.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 15: So Steve and I went on a date about two
Speaker 15: weeks ago. We went on a picnic, we went for
Speaker 15: a hike. It was lovely and I had a great time.
Speaker 15: But at one point I mentioned that I read very
Speaker 15: smut book and I have changed, So I'm trying to
Speaker 15: figure out what the problem is. He hasn't reached out
Speaker 15: to me in a half.
Speaker 1: Well, are you ready to see if it was a
Speaker 1: very smut that ruined your day? I'm ready I'm all right,
Speaker 1: here we go. I'm going to call him right now.
Speaker 14: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi me, I speaking to Stephen. Please. This is Stephen Steven.
Speaker 1: How are you man? My name is Jewbel. I'm calling
Speaker 1: from a radio show. It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Stephen,
Speaker 1: I'm Nina also on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria.
Speaker 9: Oh what okay?
Speaker 1: What have you ever listened to the show before?
Speaker 11: Yeah, I've heard of it. Okay, what? Well?
Speaker 1: To do a thing on the show? It's called the
Speaker 1: first date follow up? What that is? If we go
Speaker 1: out on a date with somebody and then you ghost them,
Speaker 1: that person can email us to call you and ask
Speaker 1: why you're ghosting them. So we got an email about you.
Speaker 11: Oh oh and you.
Speaker 1: Did, yeah, and it's from somebody named Michelle. Okay, and
Speaker 1: Michelle told us a little bit about your date. She
Speaker 1: said she really liked you, and she's wondering why you're
Speaker 1: ghosting or can you tell us?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 9: I mean I like Michelle.
Speaker 11: She's a really nice girl. I don't I got nothing
Speaker 11: bad to say about her. I don't know what.
Speaker 9: I don't know what to say.
Speaker 11: She you know, she's just uh, she's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Well, then how come you didn't respond when she reached
Speaker 4: out to you three times.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 17: She's like really like she's like very physically fit and
Speaker 17: like she looks beautiful and and like that's not like
Speaker 17: a knock on anybody.
Speaker 11: But she likes to like hike and stuff, and like
Speaker 11: I'm just kind of not into all that.
Speaker 1: You're not into the hiking and stuff.
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean it's.
Speaker 17: Not like I don't like enjoy like a walk, but
Speaker 17: like it seems like she's somebody that like really gets
Speaker 17: down on like you know, she's yoga and she and
Speaker 17: we went on this hike that like it was hot,
Speaker 17: and I'm like a gamer by heart dude, Like it
Speaker 17: wasn't that like it wasn't necessarily her.
Speaker 11: I just figured like if that's the type of date
Speaker 11: that she's gonna want to.
Speaker 13: Go on like over and over, Like I'm really like
Speaker 13: I'm not lazy, but I'm just like that's not my
Speaker 13: idea of.
Speaker 6: A good time.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, she thought it might be because she's into those
Speaker 1: adult fairy smart books.
Speaker 9: Oh no, no, that was about the reason at all. No, No,
Speaker 9: not at all.
Speaker 18: Actually, like I thought that was actually kind of cute.
Speaker 17: Like I'm like like like I'm a gamer, Like I I.
Speaker 1: Was gonna say, yeah, if you're a gamer, that's probably
Speaker 1: hot to you.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you know, I mean like I'm not like, you know,
Speaker 11: like creepy or whatever. I don't.
Speaker 19: I don't find it weird, Like I like there's gamer
Speaker 19: or stuff that I kind of like that I thought
Speaker 19: was pretty like I thought that was cool. I just
Speaker 19: don't like to freaking I just didn't want to keep
Speaker 19: walking around all day.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, thanks for being honest with man. I
Speaker 1: appreciate that. Now, Like you know that Michelle is on
Speaker 1: the phone and she's been listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you. Oh Ti, Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 9: Set up?
Speaker 15: Why were you so down to go for a hike?
Speaker 15: I would have been fine with not doing that.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 17: I just thought I was just trying to be like easy,
Speaker 17: But then I realized.
Speaker 9: Like how much.
Speaker 17: So you talked a lot about how you're so like
Speaker 17: basically active and stuff, and I just felt like I
Speaker 17: don't want to.
Speaker 13: Do that all day every day.
Speaker 9: Know you didn't mind the very smut at all?
Speaker 17: No home now, no, no, dude, Actually, like I'm I
Speaker 17: think I would like to hear more about that.
Speaker 20: Okay, great, well indors maybe, Yeah, No, we don't have
Speaker 20: to even like get up off the couch.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean not, It's totally cool.
Speaker 13: But I mean like if you if you really like hiking,
Speaker 13: like what's going to happen, like, you know, a couple
Speaker 13: of weeks and months from now, Like if I just like,
Speaker 13: like I really am not it's not something I enjoy
Speaker 13: it at all, Like is that going to be a problem.
Speaker 15: I mean I can probably like keep it to myself somewhat.
Speaker 9: But how inactive are you?
Speaker 6: Really?
Speaker 9: I mean you do like leave the house.
Speaker 13: I mean like I'm like my friends joke with me
Speaker 13: and they say that I'm accidentally fit.
Speaker 9: You know, I'm I'm not inactive.
Speaker 11: I just like I'd prefer to be like.
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Speaker 1: What do you call someone with no nose? Noseless? No?
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Speaker 1: It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Speaker 1: Your chance to take on Victoria Amaras in a game
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Speaker 6: Nick.
Speaker 1: What's up? Nicky?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 1: Doing great?
Speaker 6: Hell are you?
Speaker 9: I'm doing great? Man. I'm taking my kids to school
Speaker 9: right now.
Speaker 14: He's been trying to get me to get on this
Speaker 14: show for a hot minute.
Speaker 1: Oh sweet, what's your kids name? Good name is Marshall,
Speaker 1: Marshall Marshall, Hi mart Yeah? What great is Marshall?
Speaker 9: Inn?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 9: Exciting?
Speaker 1: Oh nice? All right, and then you got to get
Speaker 1: a job. Enjoy it last, Marshall. All right, we're gonna
Speaker 1: send Victoria out of the studio and here we go. Nick.
Speaker 1: You have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
Speaker 1: If you don't know one, just a pass and Victoria
Speaker 1: has to beat you outright win. The door is now closed,
Speaker 1: she's outside and are you ready?
Speaker 9: I'm ready?
Speaker 4: All right, man, your time starts now. Which two countries
Speaker 4: were involved in the Cold War.
Speaker 9: The United States and Russia.
Speaker 1: Which ancient king had a round table?
Speaker 14: King Arthur?
Speaker 1: Who's the Greek god of the underworld?
Speaker 4: How many golden tickets were there in Charlie in the
Speaker 4: chocolate factory? Which fish can give you an electric shock?
Speaker 9: Jellyfish?
Speaker 1: In What city did jazz music start?
Speaker 9: Nashville?
Speaker 1: All right, time is up on that. We'll bring Victoria
Speaker 1: back into the studio. Nice job, Nick, Well, if Victoria
Speaker 1: gets settled, it's something you would like the world to
Speaker 1: know today.
Speaker 20: I guess I've been managing a collection agency for twelve years,
Speaker 20: and we're.
Speaker 9: Not as bad as everyone thinks we are.
Speaker 1: Wow, I've always found stressful. Yeah, is it stressful?
Speaker 11: It is extremely stressful.
Speaker 1: I've always shown the collection people that I've talked to
Speaker 1: very nice. Have you willing to work with me on things? Yeah? Yeah, Nick,
Speaker 1: you and I probably met before, you know, all right,
Speaker 1: Victoria Victorious? Yeah, is that why you're actually calling today?
Speaker 1: Because the other one like, Wow.
Speaker 9: We're at it. I got him, We got a settlement
Speaker 9: for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, alright, Victoria's back in studio of their headphones on.
Speaker 1: Here we go thirty seconds to answer as many questions
Speaker 1: as possible. If you don't know one, just say pass
Speaker 1: and you have to beat Nick outright to win. Nick,
Speaker 1: you can tell Victoria when to go.
Speaker 4: Which two countries were involved in the Cold War US?
Speaker 3: And oh my gosh, oh my gosh, I don't know,
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Which ancient king had a round table all of them?
Speaker 4: Who is the Greek god of the underworld?
Speaker 1: Squares? Oh? Oh, h hey hadies?
Speaker 4: How many golden tickets? Where they're in Charlie and the
Speaker 4: chocolate factory? Oh?
Speaker 1: Hey, which fish can give you an a electric shock?
Speaker 17: Eel?
Speaker 1: Okay, electric eel?
Speaker 4: In what city did jazz music start?
Speaker 1: Like Louisiana? All right, well say that you got that in.
Speaker 1: Let's sit under the scoreboard and see how you guys
Speaker 1: did with our scoreboard producer bread do love the city
Speaker 1: of Louisiana.
Speaker 2: Victoria got to correct, Nick got three correct?
Speaker 1: Congratulations, did it? Marshals has good luck? Charm And now
Speaker 1: let's go over the answers with Nina.
Speaker 4: The two countries that were involved in the Cold War
Speaker 4: were USA and the Soviet Union. I was gonna say
Speaker 4: that King Arthur is the king that had an ancient
Speaker 4: round table. I don't know that they all inn't how
Speaker 4: round tables because this was like famous for it. Okay,
Speaker 4: well you know what the Greek god of the underworld
Speaker 4: is Hades.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there were.
Speaker 4: Five golden tickets and Charlie and the chocolate factory. Seriously,
Speaker 4: an electric eel can give you an electric shock, and
Speaker 4: then I feel like Victoria can have like half a
Speaker 4: point on this one.
Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The city the study that jazz music started in was
Speaker 4: New Orleans.
Speaker 1: That's in Louisiana. That's where I was going with the context.
Speaker 1: The city wansa state. The question specifically.
Speaker 3: Says, city, you didn't give me time to go through
Speaker 3: it give you.
Speaker 1: You're actually way over your time on that way. Hey,
Speaker 1: whoa easy? Thanks for playing, Nicky. Yeah, well play you
Speaker 1: versus Victoria at the same time every single weekday morning. Remember,
Speaker 1: if you want to play, you can always dm us
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Speaker 22: It's time to catch a cheater only on the Jubil Show.
Speaker 1: Evan is on the phone today for to catch a cheater.
Speaker 1: And he's been dating his girlfriend Marcy for about six months,
Speaker 1: and now he thinks she might be cheating. So let's
Speaker 1: see if we can figure it out for you. Evan, Sorry, man,
Speaker 1: but what's going on.
Speaker 11: Yeah, we've been together about six months.
Speaker 9: We met at a bar one night.
Speaker 18: I thought it was just a one night stand, but
Speaker 18: it just kind of progressed from there. Okay, we kind
Speaker 18: of work looking for a relationship, per saying we just
Speaker 18: got out of a long relationship both of us and
Speaker 18: are like, yeah, our mindset wasn't in that direction, but
Speaker 18: it's just, you know, I got to have a long relationship.
Speaker 11: She was seeing a married.
Speaker 18: Guy that she would hope would leave his wife or her,
Speaker 18: and we were just talking to bonding about like how
Speaker 18: screwed up our lives were, and we just started expressing
Speaker 18: our connection in other ways, like you know, basically bedroom
Speaker 18: like one yeah, one one night stand led to another
Speaker 18: one night stand, and then it just turned into this thing,
Speaker 18: you know, and then I just started.
Speaker 9: To kind of care for her, you know.
Speaker 18: I don't know, it's just we've always tried to level
Speaker 18: up with one another. I always got to be honest,
Speaker 18: you know, We've had enough drama to last a lifetime.
Speaker 18: And I was like, well, if we're gonna do a
Speaker 18: relationship type of thing, then we need to be upfront
Speaker 18: about things nobs, and she said she wanted.
Speaker 11: The same thing.
Speaker 9: I don't know.
Speaker 11: It's like we kind of saved.
Speaker 18: Each other from like losching ourselves off of bridge or
Speaker 18: lose her mind.
Speaker 4: So you definitely play a very key role in both
Speaker 4: of each other's lives. And she feels the same way
Speaker 4: you do.
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, I guess, I guess.
Speaker 11: I was sorry, thought, so.
Speaker 1: What's been going on that makes you feel like things
Speaker 1: are changing?
Speaker 18: So probably within the last month or so, I don't know,
Speaker 18: she's like a like a different woman. Like she's always
Speaker 18: been busy, you know, she's she's to go get her
Speaker 18: you know, but she's becoming like more scarce than normal.
Speaker 18: Like we don't live together.
Speaker 11: But we always need.
Speaker 18: Some type of effort to kind of see each other.
Speaker 18: And like lately she would do this thing where she
Speaker 18: said she would call and then we could meet up,
Speaker 18: but then she never calls. Then she'll just start fights
Speaker 18: for no reason and like to make them bigger than
Speaker 18: like they need to be.
Speaker 11: And then then there was a there was a client party.
Speaker 1: Okay, what happened that? With that?
Speaker 18: She has a client party thing and she she mentioned like, hey,
Speaker 18: do you want to come? And then she decided to
Speaker 18: like it's not really that big a deal. You can
Speaker 18: stay home if you want to, And I was like, no,
Speaker 18: I want to. I want to go, Like, you know,
Speaker 18: all the stressful legs out, what's.
Speaker 9: That open bar is free?
Speaker 11: I was like, yeah, that sounds like a fun night,
Speaker 11: you know.
Speaker 9: So I tagged along.
Speaker 11: That's when I noticed.
Speaker 9: The Mary guy. Oh he was there.
Speaker 18: I was across the room talking to someone and I
Speaker 18: noticed them. I knew they worked together, but like she
Speaker 18: seemed really really, really really comfortable talking to him, and
Speaker 18: you could pick up on body language like when you
Speaker 18: want to go home with somebody, And that's kind of
Speaker 18: the vibe I was getting.
Speaker 11: And then later I made.
Speaker 18: A comment about it, and then she kind of shut
Speaker 18: it down. And then she she made the comment of like, jealousy.
Speaker 9: Is in a good color on you?
Speaker 18: Oh you know, yeah, I mean you know, she got
Speaker 18: a point a little bit, like we never really put
Speaker 18: strong parameters on her relationship.
Speaker 11: But I don't know, man, Marcie's smarter than this man, Like, yeah,
Speaker 11: she's could.
Speaker 18: Be over being strong along with someone that's like fake
Speaker 18: promises that.
Speaker 9: He's going to leave his wife and he's not.
Speaker 11: Don't I just want her to do what she needs
Speaker 11: to do.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 1: I hope it's not that.
Speaker 4: But those types of relationships kind of turn into a drug,
Speaker 4: you know, and you have so many high highs and
Speaker 4: low lows that you get on these crazy rides. So
Speaker 4: you probably served as a wonderful distraction and showed her
Speaker 4: that life could be wonderful. But if this guy started
Speaker 4: popping back up, I mean there's a chance that she
Speaker 4: could she could be kind of playing around in that
Speaker 4: area again, or she's using the opportunity to have you
Speaker 4: to make him jealous. So either way, there's still going
Speaker 4: to be some type of poking at that.
Speaker 1: Man. I feel, Oh, I hate this for you, and
Speaker 1: I hate this for her. That sucks. Well, let's see
Speaker 1: if we can figure it out. You already told us
Speaker 1: a grocery store she's a rewards card Membrett. So we'll
Speaker 1: play a song come back, and then call her and
Speaker 1: pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
Speaker 1: she's this once lucky winner of free flowers delivered to
Speaker 1: whoever she wants to send them to and we'll see if
Speaker 1: she sends them to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: pleas I'll come back and get her to catch a
Speaker 1: seter next. It's a double show right in the middle
Speaker 1: of to Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us.
Speaker 1: Evan is on the phone and he thinks that his
Speaker 1: girlfriend of six months named Marcy might be cheating. So
Speaker 1: in a second, we're going to call her and pretend
Speaker 1: to be from the grocery store that she's a rewards
Speaker 1: member at, and say that she's this month's a big
Speaker 1: winner of free flowers delivered from our floral department. We'll
Speaker 1: see if she sends those to her boyfriend or to
Speaker 1: somebody else. All right, Evan. Before we do that, though,
Speaker 1: why don't you remind us of your situation?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 18: Me and Marcy met one night's stan turned to a
Speaker 18: relationship thing.
Speaker 11: Always very honest.
Speaker 18: Lately she's been kind of sneaky and then it looks
Speaker 18: like she at a work function and kind of awfully
Speaker 18: reconnected with a guy that she was interested in.
Speaker 9: Before me who's married, yeah, married stringer along.
Speaker 11: She deserves better than this.
Speaker 1: You know what's Mary guy's name.
Speaker 11: It's Charlie.
Speaker 1: Charlie Mary. Are you ready for us to call her?
Speaker 5: Uh?
Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, let's get let's pull that band aid out.
Speaker 14: Hello.
Speaker 1: Hi, this is horrible calling from grocers. I was looking
Speaker 1: for our awards card member named Marcy.
Speaker 14: Oh hey, this is she.
Speaker 1: Hi Marci, Please don't hang up. This is not a
Speaker 1: marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations here,
Speaker 1: this month's a big winner. Thank you for shopping with us.
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, well, thank you so much. That's awesome.
Speaker 14: What did I win?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 1: You've just won thirty six long sim red Roses box
Speaker 1: of candy or chocolates and a card to be delivered
Speaker 1: to anybody that you want within the fift the United States.
Speaker 1: It's a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Actually, Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, congratulations.
Speaker 14: Thank you. That's insane. What do I need to do?
Speaker 1: Well, how it works is I can take down the
Speaker 1: information and just a matter of minutes over the phone.
Speaker 14: And yeah, we could definitely do it over the phone.
Speaker 1: Then great. Do you want me to set up a
Speaker 1: time to call you back or do you know who
Speaker 1: you'd like to send them to?
Speaker 14: I definitely have somebody I'd want to send it to.
Speaker 14: It's a guide though. Is there anything else like it?
Speaker 14: Maybe send them?
Speaker 1: Yes, we can send a bottle of it, like alcohol, whatever, wine.
Speaker 1: We have some whiskeys.
Speaker 5: Perfect, Yeah, I know he's definitely like whiskey, so that
Speaker 5: would be perfect.
Speaker 1: Okay, how does that Woodford reserve sound?
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, she loves that. That'll do just by.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do a bottle of that and it will
Speaker 1: still come with flowers and in a card.
Speaker 14: Awesome. Well, thank you so much for what do I
Speaker 14: need to do?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm prepared to take the information right now. If
Speaker 1: you just give me the first and last name of
Speaker 1: the person you want to send them to, we can
Speaker 1: start there.
Speaker 9: Sure.
Speaker 14: His name is Charlie.
Speaker 1: Is there anything you want to put on a card?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Actually could we put? Just wanted to send something
Speaker 5: small to celebrate. I'm so excited.
Speaker 14: To see what the future holds.
Speaker 1: Great a.
Speaker 11: Married guy.
Speaker 1: Hello, Marcy, that's Evan, your boyfriend on the phone. This
Speaker 1: is actually the Jubile Show. Name's Jubal Yeah, Nina, Hi,
Speaker 1: I'm Victoria and we do a segment called to Catch
Speaker 1: a Teeter and Evan thought you might be messing around
Speaker 1: with a guy named Charlie. So the married guy.
Speaker 11: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Okay, Hi Evan, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 14: You heard that.
Speaker 1: So you are with the married guy.
Speaker 14: So it's it's kind of complicated.
Speaker 5: He you know, I've been with Evan for several months
Speaker 5: and i'd kind of given up on Charlie.
Speaker 14: You guys are calling married guy.
Speaker 5: That's that's actually kind of funny. And he was still
Speaker 5: seeing his wife and I that's why i'd kind of
Speaker 5: stepped away for a while.
Speaker 14: And then I had kind of.
Speaker 5: Heard through the Greek line at work that things maybe weren't.
Speaker 14: Going so well with the wife.
Speaker 5: And I spoke to him at this work party that
Speaker 5: I did have Evan with me at I kind of
Speaker 5: discouraged Evan for coming, but he wanted to come, and
Speaker 5: I felt like I kind of needed to say yes,
Speaker 5: And he came, and I spoke to Charlie for a while.
Speaker 14: Turns out him and his wife path completely separated.
Speaker 5: He has left, and at one point I stepped away
Speaker 5: and I did see Evan actually approach him and tell him,
Speaker 5: you know, he better not hurt her, you better not
Speaker 5: mess with her.
Speaker 2: And why does this seem so nonchalant and funny to
Speaker 2: you like, you're just like it's like, oh yeah, and
Speaker 2: then you know, I've been dating Evan, but whatever, the
Speaker 2: dude was seeing his white like that's that's crazy to me.
Speaker 18: I mean it's I mean, I understand his situation is
Speaker 18: kind of weird, but it does sound very assay about it, like,
Speaker 18: you know, like he kind of don't care like I
Speaker 18: care about you. I just want you happy. I don't
Speaker 18: want to be strong along yet either, and so this
Speaker 18: is I don't know, this is this is proof that
Speaker 18: I kind.
Speaker 9: Of have been strong along.
Speaker 11: I thought we were more honest than that.
Speaker 14: You are. You're totally right, and I am. I'm sorry.
Speaker 5: I know we never really labeled things in the relationship,
Speaker 5: and sometimes I felt like maybe you.
Speaker 14: Were still hung up on your ex.
Speaker 5: But that's that's not an excuse. So I genuinely am
Speaker 5: very sorry Evan. I didn't think this was going to happen. So, yes, Evan,
Speaker 5: I can confirm I was cheating on you.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, at least you're honest, I.
Speaker 11: Mean, yeah, I mean that's the type of honesty I'm
Speaker 11: used to. I just wish you were more honest in
Speaker 11: the lead up.
Speaker 1: You know, I do sound very upset Evan, I am.
Speaker 18: It's weird because I'm upset and in a lot of
Speaker 18: ways that can't be you know, because I still have
Speaker 18: feelings for my ex, but like that's not a thing.
Speaker 9: And we were dating.
Speaker 14: And I started caring about Marson, So wait, you still
Speaker 14: have feelings for your ex?
Speaker 9: Really? I mean yeah, we were.
Speaker 11: I mean that's how we met, was we were pining over.
Speaker 18: People that at the particular moment.
Speaker 11: Didn't want us.
Speaker 18: So yeah, I still have feelings, but like that's not
Speaker 18: a thing. That's gonna happen because she doesn't want to
Speaker 18: be with me. I started caring about you. I thought
Speaker 18: we were more honest than this. That's why I'm upset,
Speaker 18: but I feel.
Speaker 14: Like I can't be but now I know wait what
Speaker 14: Oh my gosh, knew it.
Speaker 11: I'm baffled all right, Like, wait, you've been cheating on me?
Speaker 9: Why is this getting turned around on me? I?
Speaker 11: Uh, this is this is ridiculous.
Speaker 18: This is the most like mental gymnastics I've ever heard
Speaker 18: from somebody to try to turn around on me like this.
Speaker 14: This is everything I needed to hear. I am so done.
Speaker 14: Oh my god, you're absolute.
Speaker 11: Evan.
Speaker 1: She hung up. I think you just got broken up
Speaker 1: with by the person who cheated on you, but you
Speaker 1: didn't cheat. Yeah, I think I didn't.
Speaker 9: Do anything wrong.
Speaker 11: That's that's the I don't know what's happening right now.
Speaker 1: You know what? Now you know that you guys both
Speaker 1: to purpose.
Speaker 4: You helped each other get past or at least she
Speaker 4: helps you get past a little bit somebody else that
Speaker 4: you could open up to. Now the key is going
Speaker 4: to be don't take her back when married man decides
Speaker 4: it's going to stay married.
Speaker 11: I mean, yeah, I don't think she'ved it anyway.
Speaker 18: So after I told her I show feelings for my act,
Speaker 18: I'm right now, But now I know now that I know,
Speaker 18: I have a clear answer, that was not.
Speaker 11: Where I needed to put my energy at.
Speaker 1: Sorry that happened, but yeah, I bet there's somewhere elsewhere
Speaker 1: your energy is gonna be better. Start fresh. The Jewel
Speaker 1: shows to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 23: You'll ever met people that can just downplay a bad
Speaker 23: situation and actlock it never happened and just move on
Speaker 23: with their life. Because I'm not the one for that,
Speaker 23: never have been, never will be on in fact, not
Speaker 23: from the Disney Channel. My name is nai Elsa and
Speaker 23: I letting go because what the frack? Oh grudges, I'll
Speaker 23: hold a grudge for the next three hundred seas, five days,
Speaker 23: five years, ten years, twenty five years. I'll hold one
Speaker 23: until on my death, better until your own years, because
Speaker 23: I don't give.
Speaker 1: Ah, it's the jewel shows stress and would you like
Speaker 1: to have a friend with benefits? The problem is those
Speaker 1: situations can get messy and then before you know it,
Speaker 1: you're walking down the aisle and looking at them waiting
Speaker 1: for you, and you're like, how did this happen? They're
Speaker 1: like so hot but so dumb? Yeah, how am I
Speaker 1: expect to have conversations with this person for the rest
Speaker 1: of my life? Well, thanks to the Internet, there's a
Speaker 1: checklist of things that you should do when it comes
Speaker 1: to finding a friends with benefits. So we'll go over
Speaker 1: it right after this and tell you what they are
Speaker 1: so that your FWB doesn't turn into an FML this show.
Speaker 1: If you can hear my voice right now, congratulations, you
Speaker 1: are now my friend with benefits. I mostly say that
Speaker 1: because I missed open enrollment for my health care at
Speaker 1: this company, so if I could get on yours, that
Speaker 1: would be dope. Okay, I need to speak in sexual show,
Speaker 1: but a lot of people search for a friend with benefits,
Speaker 1: someone that they can hang out with and do some fun,
Speaker 1: better activities with with no strings attached. Well, figuratively, it's bad.
Speaker 1: Might like that literally, I don't know, but having a
Speaker 1: friend of benefits can be a messy situation, and that's
Speaker 1: why a checklist of rules for a friend with benefits
Speaker 1: is going viral. So let's go over it so you
Speaker 1: can be prepared. The first rule of having a friend
Speaker 1: with benefits, they say, is to pick with purpose. The
Speaker 1: success of an FWB rests on the selection of the partner.
Speaker 1: Don't meet them at a place that encourages thought. Right,
Speaker 1: that's what it says, but actually makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 1: First of all, I don't think friends with benefits work.
Speaker 1: So you either have benefits or you have friends. I
Speaker 1: don't think that you can have both.
Speaker 4: So to that point, if you find somebody that's a
Speaker 4: little bit not mentally stimulating, you have a better chance
Speaker 4: of not catching feelings and having the benefits.
Speaker 1: Yes, they say, you want your friend with benefits to
Speaker 1: be hot and fun, but not someone you can really
Speaker 1: have a conversation with. So places like the gym, the
Speaker 1: club or tender are all great places to meet them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: otherwise we start to develop feelings. Victoria.
Speaker 4: This is what you've been asking for every single day.
Speaker 4: You come in here saying, just want a friend with benefits,
Speaker 4: So you got to pay attention.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I realized yesterday I should not have
Speaker 3: Why not, Victoria, I just realized yesterday.
Speaker 1: I don't think I'm like.
Speaker 3: Emotionally like well enough to have a friends with benefits.
Speaker 3: Like I was thinking about it yesterday and I was like, man, like,
Speaker 3: do I really want that? I was like, well, yes,
Speaker 3: But then on the other side, no, because I went
Speaker 3: it like in the movies where then like they seem
Speaker 3: like they're like best friends, but then and then they
Speaker 3: fall in love. Yeah, I see that's what I don't want.
Speaker 1: That the love part. You don't want, No, not right now,
Speaker 1: and you don't trust yourself not to fall in love. Well,
Speaker 1: then to fall in love with me. That's another thing
Speaker 1: on the checklist of having a friends of benefits. Perform
Speaker 1: an emotional self check. It sounds like that's what you did, Victoria.
Speaker 1: So good candidate. Before you plunge into the pool of
Speaker 1: Cardinal's delights, pause and reflect. Cardinal delights. What dive deep
Speaker 1: into your emotional core. If you're secretly nursing a bruised
Speaker 1: ego or a recent breakup and filling a tad needy
Speaker 1: or grappling with loneliness, it's better to hold off. Well,
Speaker 1: I've been through a breakups. I think I'm good on
Speaker 1: that one loneliness part. Though you're not alone, Victoria. You
Speaker 1: have a cat going over that, a checklist that's going
Speaker 1: viral of things you need to check off before you
Speaker 1: have a friends with Benefits situation. Express your physical desires
Speaker 1: and only your physical desires. Yeah, basically, don't talk to
Speaker 1: them about anything but like what we're going to.
Speaker 4: Do right, Like you send emojis all day long or
Speaker 4: like little hot like memes and stuff.
Speaker 1: Is that still talking?
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you're just getting excited for it. It's going
Speaker 4: to go down later. So that way, you're not actually
Speaker 4: having an emotional connection. You know, you don't go to
Speaker 4: them and like vent about your day. You take it
Speaker 4: out on them. What you guys, This is how you
Speaker 4: protect your heart. How come when guys do this everybody
Speaker 4: gets upset? Then they don't call it friends with benefit Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think because you're not, you know, just an unsolicited
Speaker 1: pick and he's like I'm just telling you what i'd
Speaker 1: like to put right yeah, yeah, yeah, that you don't
Speaker 1: know if they want that yet you.
Speaker 4: Didn't have the conversation and establish the rules of what's happening. Also,
Speaker 4: guys are more comfortable with situationships, so they do have
Speaker 4: the emotional connection and they get the other stuff.
Speaker 1: I think girls are better at separate. I think that
Speaker 1: guys are scared to have the conversation of I just
Speaker 1: want a friend of benefits because they're scared that the
Speaker 1: girl will be like, well, then I don't want to
Speaker 1: and then they won't have an opportunity to have fun
Speaker 1: in the bedroom. But in my experience, anytime, I've been like, hey,
Speaker 1: I'm not interested in anything but this as a matter
Speaker 1: of fact, like when we're done, like and leave, you know, honestly,
Speaker 1: like we could go our several ways, like I really
Speaker 1: am not interested in anything else, and they're always like
Speaker 1: I'm down, Like they're so excited about it because you
Speaker 1: were honest, and I'm excited because I'm like cool.
Speaker 9: Until you meet their mom.
Speaker 1: Okay, how did you get there, Brad? How did we
Speaker 1: get there? Said hey, this is never going to happen,
Speaker 1: and they're like, I can change him. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: that's also happened to me as well.
Speaker 9: Before you know it.
Speaker 1: The situation where you're like, man, you guys, the checklist
Speaker 1: is really should have had a checklist. That's why we're
Speaker 1: going over the checklist of things that you need to
Speaker 1: do before get into a friends with benefits situation. It
Speaker 1: says to expect the fizzle yea oh yes, like a
Speaker 1: fizzle out. Yeah, I don't be surprised if it goes away.
Speaker 1: You said the encounters might start with an explosive bang.
Speaker 1: Nice job for whoever wrote this to often fizzle out
Speaker 1: on their own. Remember it's not a relationship, it's a
Speaker 1: series of passionate moments without a long term plan. So
Speaker 1: have a game plan ready when it's time to call
Speaker 1: it quits. Make it clean, swift and consensual, no drama,
Speaker 1: no strings. Like split is not always consensual. Even if
Speaker 1: it's friends of benefits. Someone may be like, I don't
Speaker 1: want to stop this. Yeah, well I'm leaving, so buy well.
Speaker 4: The thing that really sucks is if somebody meets somebody
Speaker 4: and they're like, oh well, okay, so this friends with
Speaker 4: benefits can be over now because now I actually have
Speaker 4: feelings for somebody.
Speaker 1: That's when you get robot hurt and it turns into
Speaker 1: a mess. Well, you needed to have this list me
Speaker 1: now you had to check the list of checking your emotion.
Speaker 4: No, I'm just saying that when you get to the
Speaker 4: fizzling part ego, you sometimes don't expect your ego to arise,
Speaker 4: but it always does.
Speaker 1: I've had that situation happen where somebody's met somebody when
Speaker 1: I've been in a friends of benefits type situation with them,
Speaker 1: and they're like, I met somebody, so we can't do
Speaker 1: this anymore. I'm like, okay, cool. And about a week
Speaker 1: went by and then it was a text to two
Speaker 1: in the morning like are you a lay.
Speaker 6: Whatever?
Speaker 1: We're having problems right now.
Speaker 4: It's sign Bernina's what's trending, Yah, Wednesday Adams is coming
Speaker 4: for you all thanks to a TikTok trend.
Speaker 1: So I am talking about Jenna Ortakea. But so there's
Speaker 1: this trend on TikTok.
Speaker 4: I don't know if you've seen it, but they have
Speaker 4: these Wednesday dolls and you can walk into the store
Speaker 4: and push their hair back so I have dark hair
Speaker 4: on them. They're little stuffed dolls, but you push their
Speaker 4: hair back. So people are going into like different targets
Speaker 4: or wherever you can find them and making them all
Speaker 4: look bald. Way, how did it make them look bald
Speaker 4: if their hairs push back, Because they push it back
Speaker 4: behind the heads, all you see is like the bald top.
Speaker 1: So it's a bunch of bald dolls. It's bald Wednesday atoms. Yes,
Speaker 1: it's one hundred percent of it is so.
Speaker 4: Jenna Ortega chimes in and she goes, just don't and
Speaker 4: then all these people are responding to her, going like
Speaker 4: it wasn't me. Meanwhile, all of these VIDs from stores
Speaker 4: across the country are posting bald Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Okay, Jenna or tego listen, it's just you and me here.
Speaker 2: You're not Wednesday Adams. I know you didn't have a
Speaker 2: personality prior to playing that role. You steal hers, but
Speaker 2: Wednesday Adams has been around for a lot longer than
Speaker 2: you've been alive.
Speaker 1: Okay, step off, people.
Speaker 9: They can do whatever they want.
Speaker 1: She's not yours, I don't think so she did inherit
Speaker 1: it it is hers? Yeah, it was an interesting how
Speaker 1: that works.
Speaker 4: Yeah, its my head me too, Like it was dubbed
Speaker 4: down like yeah, they took the sword and said, you, Jenna,
Speaker 4: mine are now Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Yes, but like can't she?
Speaker 4: It gets even more serious because Jenna is not the
Speaker 4: only one making threats. Some of these stores have signs
Speaker 4: up on them saying do not flip Wednesday's hair. You'll
Speaker 4: be asked to leave the Yeah, step down?
Speaker 5: How long?
Speaker 1: Thanks for me down.
Speaker 4: The other story here is for you, Brad, because this
Speaker 4: is one of your beloved brands. But nearly four hundred
Speaker 4: and fifty seven eleven stores across North America are closing
Speaker 4: no for underperforming according to their parent companies.
Speaker 1: Okay, well then get out.
Speaker 4: Well, I just think you don't know to perform in
Speaker 4: my house? What my seven elevens have a standard. We
Speaker 4: don't even know which ones are closing. That's the funny part.
Speaker 4: They won't tell us. So all of a sudden, seven
Speaker 4: elevens are gonna start disappearing.
Speaker 1: You won't even know it, though, because as I love
Speaker 1: then I know. But there was a seven eleven I
Speaker 1: went to all the time that closed one time, and
Speaker 1: it was so sad. It showed up to get something
Speaker 1: and it was closed, and I cried, I believe, I
Speaker 1: was like, no, I need to get my water in
Speaker 1: my protein bars and you're coconut water. Yeah, jewbile. If
Speaker 1: any closed in our hood, we're going to open a
Speaker 1: new one. What are you gonna call it seven eleven?
Speaker 1: Should I'll call it seven twelve? No, why would you
Speaker 1: do that? It's a different brand, it's like it, but no,
Speaker 1: no franchises working French.
Speaker 24: It would call seven eleven say hey, someone, we would
Speaker 24: like to open a seven eleven and then we could
Speaker 24: do like kind of like magic Johnson shows seven eleven.
Speaker 4: But it's a parent company of the franchise that's closing
Speaker 4: them because are not performed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not allowing them to license their stuff anymore. Okay.
Speaker 3: All I asked is if y'all do do that, can
Speaker 3: y'all keep lakor in the seven eleventh.
Speaker 4: Th What a boozy slur the wime that boost slurpies.
Speaker 1: For the wind? Okay O?
Speaker 24: That sounds illegal? So I was worried about that. I
Speaker 24: don't know what it is, just the kid's ability to
Speaker 24: walk up and put slurpy? Mom, is this Tito's flavor?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 4: Teqito flavored slurpy? Okay, well that's pretty good. That's roassting
Speaker 4: and that's what's trending.
Speaker 9: Jewbles.
Speaker 14: Dirty little secret?
Speaker 1: Hello, hey you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 21: Yeah?
Speaker 11: Goodness, okay, what is it?
Speaker 21: My heart is pounding right now.
Speaker 11: I don't think I was going to call me.
Speaker 21: So my dirty little secret is I'm pregnant, but my
Speaker 21: baby daddy doesn't know that. I'm still living with my husband.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's not the father. Oh boy, So does
Speaker 1: your baby daddy know that you're married?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 21: I told him that when we first started meeting up
Speaker 21: that I kind of twisted the story to make him
Speaker 21: think that we were not really like together.
Speaker 1: Oh are you yeah?
Speaker 14: No, yes, very much.
Speaker 21: We live together, we have kids together.
Speaker 11: We do everything together.
Speaker 1: What are you going to do?
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 14: I'm freaking out.
Speaker 21: I have a baby in October and he hasn't been
Speaker 21: to my house yet. He keeps wanting to come over,
Speaker 21: and I give him excuses, but the excuses because there's
Speaker 21: someone in my house.
Speaker 1: What how far long are you?
Speaker 14: Six months?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Shoot?
Speaker 1: Does your husband think it's his baby?
Speaker 14: No, he knows it's not.
Speaker 1: Oh are you guys getting divorced?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, do you have an arrangement?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 21: It was just like, you know, things are complicated in
Speaker 21: our relationship. So I stepped out and then I didn't
Speaker 21: think this was going to happen. But I was telling
Speaker 21: my husband the whole time about everything that was going on,
Speaker 21: and then this just kind of happened, and I was like,
Speaker 21: oh my goodness, and yeah, I've just been kind of
Speaker 21: avoiding the awkward elephant in the room.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Communication is key, and sounds like you have great
Speaker 1: communication with you. This is just the other guy. Well,
Speaker 1: good luck.
Speaker 21: Yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Thank you for telling your little secret.
Speaker 14: Of course, I have a great day, you do.
Speaker 1: Bye bye? Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.
Speaker 9: Oh yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Oh yay, what is it?
Speaker 7: I caught my boyfriend's stepdad cheating on his wife.
Speaker 1: Oh yikes, how did you do that?
Speaker 14: Yikes?
Speaker 7: Indeed, so I'm the manager of a restaurant and he
Speaker 7: came in with this woman that I'd never seen before,
Speaker 7: and they were like very flirty, and then when I
Speaker 7: walked over to the seaqul, they like stopped folding hands
Speaker 7: and he got so awkward, and I to this day
Speaker 7: like I hadn't known if I should tell anyone.
Speaker 1: Also, nobody knows, So it is your secret.
Speaker 14: I guess you guys know now.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What is he like when you see him?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 21: It was so uncomfortable.
Speaker 14: He started like stuttering. He's like, hey, oh, good to
Speaker 14: see you.
Speaker 1: When you see him now.
Speaker 21: He keeps it very short, very cordial.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 4: I bet you could get away with Oh, you know what,
Speaker 4: it would be really nice if you gave me and
Speaker 4: your son a trip to Greece.
Speaker 1: Yeah for this summer. You know going to say no,
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I love that I use it
Speaker 1: to your advantage.
Speaker 9: Great idea.
Speaker 1: I'm here for you. Thank you for telling us your
Speaker 1: dirty little secret.
Speaker 14: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 1: What's your dirty little secret,