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Speaker 1: Welcome back to Bombing with Eric Andndrey, the only podcast

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Speaker 1: that seems into your subconsciousness and reminds you that success

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Speaker 1: is temporary and embarrassment is forever. Today's lineup we got

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Speaker 1: my favorite comedian, Derek Gaines, media personality DJ and co

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Speaker 1: host of lip Service, the Gorgeous Jordi E. Menu had

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Speaker 1: singer songwriter Rapper, one of my favorites, Cucko, the world

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Speaker 1: famous purveyor of magic pendulette, and chef Henry la Parte

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Speaker 1: who has a viral friendship sandwich and draws an endless

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Speaker 1: line of hungry people. I think we created a monster.

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Speaker 2: Bombing with Eric Andre.

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Speaker 1: Okay, let me roll. Oh where are we going to

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Speaker 1: give the call? A guesst Molly going forward? Don't ask

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Speaker 1: the network for any permission, you just we just have

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Speaker 1: to do everything like pirate Radio. I don't have any executives. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they said no to every idea, all the fun a

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Speaker 1: cool idea.

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Speaker 3: Sorry illgal Okay, are we rolling? Thank you ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 4: Sucking the bombing Ladies and gentlemen, give it up.

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Speaker 3: Your mia, Derick Gaines, let.

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Speaker 5: Them come.

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Speaker 4: And give it up for my guess.

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Speaker 3: Jordy and Cucko.

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Speaker 1: Everybody they don't even know each other, they have nothing

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Speaker 1: to do each other.

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Speaker 2: They just met.

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Speaker 5: Did you guys just meet? How was that meeting? Was

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Speaker 5: it awkward or were you.

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Speaker 3: Guys fully just hit it off right off the bat

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Speaker 3: and the mstry was the chemistry? I think we've had

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Speaker 3: a conversation.

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Speaker 5: How was the eye contact?

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Speaker 3: Good?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So, Cucko, I heard you're gonna take us on

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Speaker 1: a guided meditation?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to start? Do you want to bless us?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to do meditation? That's what I heard

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Speaker 5: you want to do? Are you from l A? Yeah,

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Speaker 5: shout your hood out?

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Speaker 3: Well you're from I'm i'm a.

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Speaker 5: I'm oh no, it's too loud.

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Speaker 3: What did you say hawthorn? I don't.

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Speaker 6: I don't bang though, but I want to say that

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Speaker 6: because then if I say hawthorn, then it's like on.

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Speaker 5: Fun goes to die?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Rather me from wittier you guys, I was cool?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hobout other makes me want to orgasm?

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Speaker 3: I love Have you ever orgasm there?

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Speaker 5: Have you ever an orgasm?

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Speaker 7: There?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's my boy, That's what I'm talking about. I

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Speaker 3: do my my guided meditations.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, can you do as a guy

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Speaker 5: his meditation? Wait, did you go to Hawthorn High?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Were you a good kid or you were getting in trouble?

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Speaker 3: I was good. I was pretty good. I was I

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Speaker 3: was on a lot of drugs, but I was get

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Speaker 3: along with your mind or your dad better.

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Speaker 5: You said what you get along with your mom better

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Speaker 5: or your dad?

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Speaker 6: I get along on both of them both.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's beautiful to say that. Okay, this meditation you

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Speaker 3: want me to I go off scripts so that way,

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Speaker 3: it is just I want you to do whatever you want.

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Speaker 3: I don't really know the premise of the bit.

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Speaker 6: I mean, let's let's uh, let's keep our eyes open.

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Speaker 8: Okay, try to not blink at all.

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Speaker 6: Okay, let's eyes dry up and just start thinking about

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Speaker 6: a happy place. At the same time, try to keep

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Speaker 6: your eyes open. You do close them. Think about think

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Speaker 6: about trees. Okay, I already blinked. Think about trees. Think

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Speaker 6: about think about a scholay a squirrel, And and the

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Speaker 6: squirrel found found a needle on the floor, a syringe.

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Speaker 5: You know the different types of needles.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, squirrel, the squirrel found a syringe, right, and and

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Speaker 6: but he pops open the syringe. He doesn't use a

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Speaker 6: it's not it's not a drug. It's not it's not

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Speaker 6: a plant. It's it's just.

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Speaker 8: It's it's sand.

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Speaker 3: It's sand.

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Speaker 5: Okay, he's a mother.

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Speaker 6: And ye on the island, I have been, I have been.

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Speaker 6: The smell the sand smells like Cone Island hot dogs. Okay,

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Speaker 6: smells like Corne Island hot dogs. And and he starts

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Speaker 6: singing to you. He starts singing the song. I have

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Speaker 6: the lyrics right here. Actually, the squirrels singing, singing. He says,

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Speaker 6: something inside of me is coming out. Okay, I feel

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Speaker 6: like killing you. Wow, let loose the anger held back

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Speaker 6: too long? My blood runs cold squirrel, super deep squirrel

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Speaker 6: through my anatomydes, another being rooted in my cortex, a servant,

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Speaker 6: a servant to his bidding.

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Speaker 3: Mm hmm, but totally.

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Speaker 6: Butality now, because my appetite, violence is now a way

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Speaker 6: of life. The sledge, my two, the torture as it

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Speaker 6: pounds down on your forehead.

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Speaker 5: Wow, damn you gotta syriage.

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Speaker 3: Eyes bullet from their sockets.

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Speaker 6: With every swing of my mallet, I smashed your head

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Speaker 6: and until my brain until brain.

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Speaker 9: Sea, Jesus Christ, the cracks.

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Speaker 6: Blood does leak, distorted beauty, catast your feet slid splattered

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Speaker 6: all over me.

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Speaker 3: Emo squirrel.

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Speaker 10: Wow, that's beyond email.

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Speaker 3: It's all good, it's all good.

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Speaker 6: It's all good, avoiding the prophecy of my newfound lust.

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Speaker 6: You will never live again soon your life. When I

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Speaker 6: see dye in my feet eternally, I smashed your face,

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Speaker 6: facial bulmost collapse like as like crackers calling.

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Speaker 5: Half it's Christ.

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Speaker 3: School shooters.

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Speaker 6: Contents, drain the snot, ripped out the eyes, squeezing them

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Speaker 6: in my hands, nerves in size, peeling the flesh off

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Speaker 6: the bottom of my weapon, volunte pulpifying.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, wow, beautiful, little beautiful, you wrote down there

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Speaker 3: that's a cannibal corpse. There it was.

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Speaker 6: I feel like it's probably acountable question theres I wouldn't

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Speaker 6: be surprised.

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Speaker 5: Hey you doing, Let's go on.

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Speaker 6: I don't know, it's all happening right now.

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Speaker 3: You know, you want to tell us your worst gig

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Speaker 3: you've ever had?

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Speaker 9: Oh ship we're doing.

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Speaker 5: Tell them that's couco Jordy.

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Speaker 3: That's up, bro. Hey, these are all my co host

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Speaker 3: They wanted to tell you to introduce yourself.

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Speaker 9: I'm Hank right, it makes the same your own restaurant.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a pop up or what do you do?

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Speaker 11: It's a restaurant, it's it's a shout it out, it's

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Speaker 11: all Hanks, show your HOODO.

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Speaker 3: Where do you live?

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Speaker 5: Bleaker Street?

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Speaker 9: I live in NoHo?

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Speaker 5: And where you from?

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Speaker 9: Almost just said my actual address?

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Speaker 2: Dress?

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Speaker 3: But there? What's your phone number?

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Speaker 5: You try to do that. Don't get.

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Speaker 4: Let us dox you.

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Speaker 9: I've done that before, like multiple time.

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Speaker 5: Letter do you wan my phone?

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Speaker 4: Cut it out?

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Speaker 3: Just say your number, your address, We'll cut it out.

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Speaker 3: We'll cut it out. Why you got your address already

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Speaker 3: before you walk in and put it at the bottom

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Speaker 3: of the screen. Every episode one piece of personal informations?

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Speaker 3: Those are security There was something.

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Speaker 9: Well, I was going to tell a really embarrassing story.

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Speaker 3: Where give us some personal information, then you can tell

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Speaker 3: an embarrassing story. Where are you from? Originally?

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Speaker 11: I grew up in like the northern part of California,

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Speaker 11: northern California.

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Speaker 1: But you're not going to say the city pedal? Shout

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Speaker 1: up and then what's the address there? At least give

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Speaker 1: us a.

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Speaker 11: That's my mom's address, Give us your mom's address.

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Speaker 1: Come on you guess, guess they're a bad guest.

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Speaker 3: You come in here all fucking game.

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Speaker 5: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: You come into your tight lips. Give us your mom's address.

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Speaker 1: Sow us your legs skin off. Okay, give us a

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Speaker 1: stop playing with.

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Speaker 11: Your penis like skin, what the flete your legs?

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Speaker 3: Just leg skin skin? Good?

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Speaker 5: Healthy.

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Speaker 9: I did some sets this.

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Speaker 3: Morning, did you Okay, now you're bagging now you shout up,

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Speaker 3: but give us, give Cugo and Jordy, my new co hosts, your.

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Speaker 5: Story. At least tell that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, your worst gig.

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Speaker 1: So you're Hank the sandwich Tank sandwich. What's the name

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Speaker 1: of your what's the name of your restaurant?

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Speaker 9: It's called Salt Hanks.

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Speaker 3: It's on two eighty Bleaker Street, after salt like that

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Speaker 3: huh name after salt.

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Speaker 9: My name on the internet is salt Hank.

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Speaker 5: So I just you named that after salt, right.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, like the thing that you spread like so yeah

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Speaker 11: exactly because you like I love yeah, I love salt.

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Speaker 11: There's another ingredients there is, but about pretty main one.

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Speaker 5: I think people over here. Sugar is the ship, sugar

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Speaker 5: great ship.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, did you want that sugar?

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Speaker 5: Let's go.

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Speaker 3: We're from the suburbs. Hell, yeah, okay, tell us about

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Speaker 3: your mom's address or whatever you're talking about. You had

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Speaker 3: an embarrassing story of bombing story.

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Speaker 11: I thought of one this morning. I couldn't think of one,

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Speaker 11: but speak truth to power. Okay, you guys are comedians,

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Speaker 11: And I thought one where I was standing up doing

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Speaker 11: a public speaking thing.

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Speaker 9: Okay, kind of in that, like because what that's what

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Speaker 9: you do?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Uh, I had to give a public speaking class speech.

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Speaker 11: And I was in college and I was getting hazed

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Speaker 11: the night before and they made a drink of like

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Speaker 11: a two lier of prune juice make suit poop, and

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Speaker 11: I shipped my pants and.

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Speaker 9: Really, yeah, I put myself and I had to walk

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Speaker 9: out of the.

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Speaker 3: Noise. Yeah, like there's.

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Speaker 9: A whole layer of noises.

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Speaker 5: I could see it.

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Speaker 1: Come on, don't show reveal everything cameras your pants?

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Speaker 3: What did you do where you're like, get I do that?

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Speaker 11: I was wearing a suit because I was a pledge.

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Speaker 5: Fraternity.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, that's why.

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Speaker 1: Hazing and they bring you to like the brink of death.

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Speaker 1: They well so amazing, they're like slicly able, they all up.

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Speaker 1: This was that's right, But no, no.

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Speaker 12: He ended up shitting his brains in the middle of flas.

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Speaker 3: Water board hazing, though hazing was obey in these fraternities.

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Speaker 11: I'll tell you if you want to, all right, So

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Speaker 11: we had to drink a bunch of.

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Speaker 9: Kids in a circle, and this is the first crow

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Speaker 9: and I quit that one.

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Speaker 11: So shout out to the new one that I joined,

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Speaker 11: because I don't want them thinking that one.

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Speaker 9: No, not never uh anymore. But I wasn't.

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Speaker 5: You got it finished, college man, You got the whole

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Speaker 5: sandwich thing going.

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Speaker 5: Well, we have good news.

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Speaker 3: Bey is about to go to the super market and

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Speaker 3: V eight. They were gonna rebame. You were titled saltbet

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Speaker 13: We're gonna send her runner out. We're gonna get you

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Speaker 1: She's gonnas and you're gonna have to drink it in

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Speaker 9: Looking set by the way. I haven't even had a

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, Jordy, what's your worst bomb? What's the worst?

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Speaker 3: What's the worst? What do you do for a living?

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Speaker 3: what do you do for a living? Tell us the audience?

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Speaker 1: Tell us your entire bio bio. Where are you from?

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Speaker 1: How'd you get into what you're doing? Now? Give us

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Speaker 12: Up in Jersey. Obviously, live in New York now.

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Speaker 3: Jersey, Jersey, New York or nothing. Absolutely, I've been here

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Speaker 5: Sorry, sorry, disrespectfully.

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Speaker 12: I co host lip service with Angela.

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Speaker 5: Ye, okay, can.

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Speaker 12: Wear sex talk? I want you to come on.

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Speaker 10: We want to hear some of some of your sex bombs.

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Speaker 5: I'm a virgin, huh.

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Speaker 3: I have never and will never have sexual intercourse talk

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Speaker 3: ship dude until I fall in love. Aren't you?

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Speaker 4: Celibate?

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Speaker 3: Says here that.

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Speaker 12: You you celebrate I'm formerly selibate.

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Speaker 1: Formally horse, You're back in these streets.

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Speaker 12: I mean I had a time.

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Speaker 3: I had a time.

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Speaker 5: You're getting pregnant tonight?

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Speaker 12: Absolutely?

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Speaker 9: No, can't do that.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you went through a celibate phase and then

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so you're a DJ who.

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Speaker 3: Was celibate, who's known for their celibacy.

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Speaker 1: From New Jersey. All right, so you're from New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: You're a celibate DJ.

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Speaker 3: What else?

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Speaker 12: Former celibate DJ?

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Speaker 5: Okay, now you're in the streets, back.

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Speaker 10: In the streets kind of nowe y'all deserve any any coach.

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Speaker 5: Animals.

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Speaker 3: It's very blanketed.

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Speaker 10: I mean, yeah, you're making about objections. I don't hear

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Speaker 3: My objection is that you made a broad journalization millions

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Speaker 14: And you study journalism in business, so you know it

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Speaker 12: It's true, y'all all who y'all the people with penises,

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Speaker 12: the people that's everybody.

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Speaker 3: So's every dude. That's pretty much everybody asked for.

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Speaker 12: Not the gays.

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Speaker 3: Now, because you say that, no go into that. Why

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Speaker 3: why we don't are You're a thirty two year old,

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Speaker 3: I mean in a TV personnel and you were a

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Speaker 3: twenty nineteen Playmate of the Year.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, fire, you were Playboy's first Black Playmate of the Year.

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Speaker 3: Black history, and you study journalism, business and art history.

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Speaker 2: I did.

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Speaker 3: So you know about cubism, yes, actually tell us about

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Speaker 3: cubism Picasso?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us about Wow, what is cubism? To break

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Speaker 12: Know art shapes? Literally?

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Speaker 5: What is the definition of it?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 12: I don't remember? Is surrealism I could tell you about

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Speaker 12: all right, tell us about surrealism.

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Speaker 10: Surrealism is something that looks real, but it plays into

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Speaker 3: And isn't cubism when you'd squish a three dimensional image

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Speaker 3: and you showed the best two dimensional parts of it.

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Speaker 12: Not from what I recall now.

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Speaker 3: Isn't that painting that Picasto painting of the Spanish Civil War?

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Speaker 3: Isn't he trying to show three dimensional images in a

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Speaker 3: two mentional space?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Isn't that cubism?

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Speaker 4: Hmm?

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Speaker 12: That's almost kind of cubism and surrealism.

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Speaker 1: What about twisted perspective?

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Speaker 3: Wow, twisted perspective.

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Speaker 12: Is twisted perspective?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: Egyptian art I couldn't even tell you about.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they would make the toes all fucking It's kind

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Speaker 1: of like cubism, That's all I.

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Speaker 14: Remember from So which one was the artist that kept

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Speaker 14: cutting off his parts that okay, I'm just okay, keep going.

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Speaker 3: He cut off his ear and cut off every story.

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Speaker 12: I'm listening, baby, he kept some of the other parts.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 3: Part of the cast of Bravo reality shows Summer House where.

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Speaker 12: He's been here.

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Speaker 5: You were in that?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, that was me.

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Speaker 5: Why wouldn't you tell me?

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Speaker 12: I mean, I'm not on it anymore?

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Speaker 1: Winterhouse Winterhouse both about friend groups going on vacation together.

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Speaker 1: And you were co host of Angelie's sex and relationship

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Speaker 1: podcast Lib Service.

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Speaker 5: Yeah for a year.

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Speaker 3: Recently you who broke who broke it?

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Speaker 5: I want to see the hunk that broke it?

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Speaker 12: Who broke it? Damn?

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Speaker 3: Do you guys make more noise while she's pouring her

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Speaker 3: fucking heart out?

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Speaker 1: So small pay Oh yeah, Cucko's gonna freeze out DJs?

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, make it like a bunch of you.

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Speaker 3: I smell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry for this.

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Speaker 5: I apologize to all man.

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Speaker 3: Can I exhibit a? Can I ask you something? Why

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Speaker 3: are you dating these guys that are emotionally unavailable?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you date a guy who has a ship

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Speaker 1: together and treats you like a motherfucking queen.

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Speaker 3: And that you're saying, where are they? These guys should

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Speaker 3: be on hands and these for you?

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Speaker 12: They should Where are they at?

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Speaker 5: Where are they at?

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Speaker 2: Here you go?

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Speaker 5: Do you go a little? Do you snap on these guys?

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Speaker 12: I don't even give them that much energy?

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Speaker 10: To myself, I can't what you got to take some

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Speaker 10: account of pay men in dust. That's where I'm at

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Speaker 10: right now. I pay men in dust, payment in dust.

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Speaker 3: That means nothing at all.

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Speaker 4: Wow.

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Speaker 3: But who broke Who was the Who was the guy

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Speaker 3: that broke the celibacy pack?

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Speaker 10: My college crush? He moved to New York and I

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Speaker 5: Really? What's his name?

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Speaker 3: Just name? I'm not doing him.

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Speaker 12: We'll call him reporter man.

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Speaker 3: First name you can't give hell no? What about last name?

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Speaker 12: Hell No?

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Speaker 3: Okay, first name name.

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Speaker 5: Reporter man, reporting man, A reporter.

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Speaker 3: He worked on the news.

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Speaker 5: And how did it happen?

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Speaker 10: We were both in Salt Lake City, Utah the most

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Speaker 10: at nine pm? Yeah you know what I mean, in

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Speaker 10: spite of the Mormons. But yeah, So he he came

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Speaker 10: to where I was staying, and that's the night I

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Speaker 5: Wonderful time.

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Speaker 3: A bit of a bomb in itself. That's when I

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Speaker 3: lost my Analamen, I los my anal Hymen and Taigwan Douglass.

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Speaker 5: Actually, oh yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's a new organ I made up.

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Speaker 12: And how was that?

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Speaker 5: I've never recovered?

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Speaker 3: What was your worst gig?

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Speaker 2: You read?

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Speaker 3: What was your biggest bomb?

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Speaker 2: Ah?

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Speaker 12: You know it's just like tech stuff.

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Speaker 3: I feel like you're wound up emotionally and I'm trying

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Speaker 3: trying to make you expand. Wow, it's crazy. That is

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Speaker 3: server right there. That is what's your worst gig besides

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Speaker 5: I don't know.

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Speaker 4: I don't.

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Speaker 12: I don't feel like I ever have. I don't have

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Speaker 5: The Martha's Vineyards, there had to be some rock bottom moments.

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Speaker 12: Breakdowns.

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Speaker 10: I guess on Winter House we got sucked up on shrooms,

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Speaker 10: it took too much, way too much, way too much.

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Speaker 10: And then the next day I'm supposed to be leading this.

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Speaker 3: Riding.

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Speaker 5: My god, how many grounds you remember?

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Speaker 12: No, it was an actual physical.

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Speaker 14: Cap and stem. Basically, okay, so you just ate too much,

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Speaker 14: so you're tipping balls.

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Speaker 10: We got on the horse the next day was barely slept.

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Speaker 10: Oh yeah, you was high, high, high as fuck. And

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Speaker 10: next day I had to go to.

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Speaker 9: Of course back.

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Speaker 3: And then what happened?

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Speaker 12: Horse trips.

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Speaker 10: I almost Christopher is tripping like you fed and mushrooms

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Speaker 10: because that's an animal.

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Speaker 12: Maybe it's transferred over.

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Speaker 2: With a redre with aridre pendulate.

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Speaker 1: Everybody, tellers better have directed every residence video.

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Speaker 3: Good to see him, Eric, that's Jordy and Coco Psychedelic Pandemonium.

460
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 3: Come on in, We're making you a sandwich. Oys hooking up.

461
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:53,560
Speaker 3: I'm living in Vegas. Is this microphone omni directional enough

462
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:54,160
Speaker 3: that I'm okay?

463
00:23:54,240 --> 00:23:55,560
Speaker 5: I think it should be closer to your mouth?

464
00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 3: You think so, I'll see the problem is that my

465
00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:59,679
Speaker 3: mouth is high up?

466
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:00,439
Speaker 5: Yeah?

467
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:08,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well can we can somebody help jet Jesus,

468
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:15,040
Speaker 1: he just came out of the emergency Jesus Christ, that

469
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 1: was horrible. Do you know all my guests comes straight

470
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,159
Speaker 1: from the emergency room to this podcast.

471
00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:23,160
Speaker 3: That was a horrible moment. What that microphone got? Well,

472
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 3: I'm one of those insufferable vegan assholes.

473
00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,080
Speaker 5: Do you does anybody want to sandwich?

474
00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:30,600
Speaker 3: Anybody want a sandwich? Jordy sandwich?

475
00:24:30,880 --> 00:24:31,200
Speaker 5: Sandwich?

476
00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 3: I'd like you to just sit there holding this same Hey,

477
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,680
Speaker 3: can we look very attractive?

478
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:39,240
Speaker 5: Can we look up here? To me on? I don't

479
00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:41,200
Speaker 5: think anybody wants Hey?

480
00:24:41,240 --> 00:24:41,400
Speaker 2: Bay?

481
00:24:41,480 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 3: Can we look up her with the horse?

482
00:24:43,560 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 5: Was it a horse? Cop?

483
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:45,480
Speaker 9: Yeah?

484
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,760
Speaker 1: Okay, So she just told a story where she took

485
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,920
Speaker 1: too much psychedelic mushrooms and I'm unfamiliar fire fire and

486
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 1: didn't sleep and smoked some marijuana, which I don't subscribe to.

487
00:24:56,119 --> 00:25:00,120
Speaker 1: I've never touched a drug in my life and never will.

488
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,959
Speaker 3: That's true for me, really, Yeah, I've never even had

489
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 3: a drink of alcohol. That was right, You know what.

490
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:09,679
Speaker 1: Nancy Reagan was my godmother and she she got in

491
00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,639
Speaker 1: there early, and I'd say no to drugs.

492
00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:13,320
Speaker 5: What about caffeine?

493
00:25:13,760 --> 00:25:16,960
Speaker 3: Uh, you sed to long ago, but not anymore zoactives

494
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 3: for like thirty years. About nicotine thirty five years now?

495
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 1: But you've done caffeine, yes, so you have had an experience,

496
00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:27,040
Speaker 1: You've experienced active reaction from something.

497
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:30,119
Speaker 3: You've been in the hospital like I had, like you know,

498
00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:32,680
Speaker 3: I was fucked up and they gave me like morphine

499
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:38,360
Speaker 3: that you're like, I've never done drugs. I left out

500
00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:43,000
Speaker 3: the word recreation creationally. You have done caffeine recreationally. Yes,

501
00:25:43,040 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 3: so so you Yeah, okay, here, you're not what you think.

502
00:25:47,280 --> 00:25:49,840
Speaker 3: I'm some sort of fucking tight ass. Yeah, I'm a

503
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 3: wild man. I've had a couple that's right. Yeah, yeah,

504
00:25:54,720 --> 00:26:00,919
Speaker 3: you put me in the category essentially just say Miles Davis, Coltrane, hendrixel. Yes,

505
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 3: that's the kind of potropics, that's the list. Yes, that's

506
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 3: a spectrum. That's okay. Now we have this clip of

507
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 3: you on mushrooms. Mushrooms us is your rock bottom except

508
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 3: for when the reporter the thing in Slake City, which

509
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:19,119
Speaker 3: I know't feel comfortable talking about Winterhouse, right, winter Winterhouse, cucko.

510
00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,800
Speaker 3: What's your worst gig? And then we'll get to you Penn.

511
00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,640
Speaker 3: I know you're fucking itching at the fucking oh yeah yeah,

512
00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,000
Speaker 3: but what's the Mike got adjusted? Everything was okay?

513
00:26:28,520 --> 00:26:31,160
Speaker 1: Like Christian Bale having a melt out on that cinematography

514
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: for you, well, right when you walk in here, I've

515
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,440
Speaker 1: been walking on eggshells.

516
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:39,200
Speaker 3: Everything's okay, Okay.

517
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:44,760
Speaker 6: Cucko always gig, I think has to be. I think

518
00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,439
Speaker 6: I think a lot of them have to do with drugs,

519
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:47,879
Speaker 6: for sure.

520
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 3: Just tuned out. Yeah, I mean I once had two

521
00:26:54,840 --> 00:26:55,680
Speaker 3: cups of coffee.

522
00:26:58,720 --> 00:26:59,240
Speaker 5: Wait, so.

523
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 6: I think honestly, probably just I had I had to

524
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:05,440
Speaker 6: do a cover for a whole event, and I think

525
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:06,720
Speaker 6: I was just so faited off.

526
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:08,920
Speaker 3: What do you mean a cover like a music cover,

527
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 3: like a cover of song. Yeah, I had to cover

528
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 3: a song and I did. What song did you that

529
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 3: was a good question? Was? I think it was.

530
00:27:17,040 --> 00:27:17,640
Speaker 5: The Beatles?

531
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,000
Speaker 6: I forgot Honestly it was. It was for an event,

532
00:27:20,040 --> 00:27:22,200
Speaker 6: but I just remember being so faded and I don't.

533
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,760
Speaker 3: Even remember what song you recovering? Genre?

534
00:27:24,880 --> 00:27:29,240
Speaker 6: Maybe we go that like some something in Spanish.

535
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,080
Speaker 3: I was just I was just super fading.

536
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 6: Like the event was kind of like a like a

537
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 6: charity event.

538
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:49,760
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, yeah, were seriously we take children here, the kids,

539
00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:57,639
Speaker 3: the children. I'm so sorry you guys are dying. But one.

540
00:27:59,440 --> 00:27:59,760
Speaker 2: Happen.

541
00:28:00,600 --> 00:28:03,000
Speaker 6: I just forgot the lyrics and I remember just watching off,

542
00:28:03,119 --> 00:28:05,199
Speaker 6: like beating myself for it because I was just like,

543
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,480
Speaker 6: what the funk like that was it was bad?

544
00:28:07,640 --> 00:28:10,240
Speaker 3: Was it a rap song or under? No, it was

545
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:11,840
Speaker 3: you know what. I felt like.

546
00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 6: I kind of bombed when I had to do the

547
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,280
Speaker 6: rap warring injured because I just didn't even know what

548
00:28:16,280 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 6: to do.

549
00:28:16,600 --> 00:28:17,919
Speaker 3: I just you were perfect?

550
00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 5: Are you kidding me?

551
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 3: I was just screaming.

552
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 4: Yeah.

553
00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:22,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the point of the show.

554
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:23,760
Speaker 5: We're just torturing it.

555
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,440
Speaker 3: Yeah. Well yeah, that was the first time I ever

556
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 3: got cattle prodded too.

557
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't lay up, yeah, cattle Yeah.

558
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,520
Speaker 3: Paint balled. We had a bull prod too when I

559
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 3: was wet to when I was I'm wet right now, honey,

560
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 3: I'm snail trailing, sliding down this chair, looking in your eyes.

561
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 8: You better, Will you break your celibacy with me?

562
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 3: Take me to Salt Lake City. I'm missed a reporter,

563
00:28:54,040 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?

564
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 2: Yeah?

565
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:57,000
Speaker 5: What is his name?

566
00:28:58,080 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: Recording you find? Did you find the video of herund

567
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,080
Speaker 1: mushrooms and horses?

568
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:04,240
Speaker 2: Oh?

569
00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:07,320
Speaker 3: God, kill me? Now? What's your peacock password?

570
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 12: I don't even know, Actually I don't know.

571
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:12,560
Speaker 3: You don't peacocks?

572
00:29:15,680 --> 00:29:17,360
Speaker 5: I got somebody else. Do you have it on your phone?

573
00:29:17,400 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 5: You can just hold it up.

574
00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 12: I was on the horse.

575
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:21,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta get.

576
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 5: On the horse, honey. Okay, now how many years have been?

577
00:29:26,640 --> 00:29:31,400
Speaker 3: Okay, so they kicked you out, so you got faded Sanchez?

578
00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:34,720
Speaker 3: Kind of music is that? So what you know?

579
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 5: Do you know?

580
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:40,600
Speaker 3: Tolano Sanchez, Chelino, Chelino, Celino Sanchez.

581
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:43,400
Speaker 8: That's not Thaniel, That's what kind of music is that?

582
00:29:44,280 --> 00:29:46,800
Speaker 8: The like the Chelino.

583
00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I like that ship.

584
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:50,120
Speaker 2: Yeah.

585
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 3: Didn't he like get shot out on stage?

586
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:52,440
Speaker 2: Yeah?

587
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:55,680
Speaker 5: He was, he killed people on stage and ship He's like, Allen, no.

588
00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:58,600
Speaker 3: He he read that.

589
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:00,440
Speaker 8: No, you know that video where he's like he's really

590
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:01,360
Speaker 8: knowing they're like sweat.

591
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:03,120
Speaker 5: He's like, yeah, like the.

592
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:10,280
Speaker 3: Bob is the Yeah, ship, I want to like a man.

593
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:16,000
Speaker 6: Also scary images Charlino, Charlie Sanchez, Charlino Sanchez.

594
00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that.

595
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 5: Ship with the tubas, the German influence and Mexican He's a.

596
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 3: That's a real thing. I mean the German that came

597
00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,719
Speaker 3: over Tubas in a quarter. That's why there's so much

598
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 3: tubas in accordates Germans were going to South America. No,

599
00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 3: this is not this is like before Okay, it was

600
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 3: like nineteen hundreds, Okay.

601
00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:39,560
Speaker 8: It was a random migration like the forties, like so

602
00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:40,040
Speaker 8: much of.

603
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,600
Speaker 2: The forties.

604
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: They were just like you the mood like nineteen forty five,

605
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: I want to say, like randomly.

606
00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 3: Bunker's a little crowded.

607
00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:09,880
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, my nerveburg drought, so you got faded.

608
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was. They didn't kick me out or nothing,

609
00:31:14,240 --> 00:31:16,760
Speaker 3: Sancho's type note, Like I wasn't.

610
00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 6: Even the headliner too, so it wasn't like it's like

611
00:31:19,240 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 6: for me, it was a moment. Maybe everybody else was

612
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,560
Speaker 6: like cool, I'm not even here really like for him, Okay,

613
00:31:24,600 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 6: so it was it was a bigger deal to me

614
00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 6: then maybe it should have been.

615
00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,800
Speaker 3: But like, but that was that was it.

616
00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 6: Because they also felt like I was like damn, I

617
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,000
Speaker 6: kind of just didn't want the song like that, and

618
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,040
Speaker 6: and I'm all drugs and what.

619
00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 3: Drugs are you on?

620
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,800
Speaker 6: At the time, I was doing a lot of I

621
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 6: was on a lot of blowing, like a lot of

622
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 6: like ecstasy for sure, My god.

623
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:47,240
Speaker 3: You were sky high.

624
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:50,320
Speaker 5: Just smoked a couple of puffs of Yeah.

625
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 6: I've said it's like stopped doing all like the heavy

626
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:56,600
Speaker 6: heavy since.

627
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:02,600
Speaker 3: Like three years ago. Yeah, yeah, that's what I feel like.

628
00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:04,360
Speaker 8: I'm just already pretty fried out as a person.

629
00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:07,320
Speaker 3: So we gave you a little molly water before.

630
00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:07,560
Speaker 4: You got here.

631
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 8: It hazing.

632
00:32:12,280 --> 00:32:16,080
Speaker 3: We gave you prune juice and all water. Ship myself

633
00:32:16,080 --> 00:32:16,880
Speaker 3: just be really fitted.

634
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 6: Oh I have dislocated my shoulder off of Mally goddamn

635
00:32:19,960 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 6: so that sucked.

636
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,320
Speaker 8: It was that was like a personal bomb.

637
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 6: It wasn't a gig. It was I think it was

638
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 6: a personal bomb. It was in la uh. It was

639
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 6: at Rolling Loud at like twenty nineteen, and I was

640
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:33,960
Speaker 6: in the most finish shit. But it wasn't even during

641
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 6: the most you know, you know how like if they

642
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 6: do have a stadium and they have grass, they cover

643
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:41,320
Speaker 6: the tart like the the turf with like plastic. See

644
00:32:41,400 --> 00:32:44,720
Speaker 6: people are drinking and ship and it's all slippery turf turf.

645
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:47,320
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, yeah, bro. So I was like I was

646
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:51,440
Speaker 6: just tripping and I remember finishing washing and then it

647
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 6: wasn't even in the pit, bro I literally and I

648
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,880
Speaker 6: was just like at the time, my problem is that

649
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 6: I'm not proportioning it.

650
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 3: So if I gain weight, I'm.

651
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:01,280
Speaker 8: Gonna get I'm gonna I'm gonna getna get that.

652
00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:08,000
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get that legs. Did you get the tall surgery.

653
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,840
Speaker 6: I went, I went watched it way too fast after

654
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 6: that surgery. But I don't get my arms and lays

655
00:33:14,240 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 6: stay skinny. So I was pretty big at the time.

656
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:17,240
Speaker 6: It's my toy, so gets too big.

657
00:33:17,120 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 5: That's cool.

658
00:33:18,080 --> 00:33:22,520
Speaker 6: So then it's like like super humpty Mike Wasowski, you

659
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 6: know what I mean, like really really just big.

660
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 3: But then like arms and le super skin, like a

661
00:33:27,840 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 3: tooth looking like a tooth like fat. Yeah, I got you.

662
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 6: Okay, So it's talking about yeah, he's talking about like

663
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:39,600
Speaker 6: the costumes, like the little tooth costumes and ship sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,

664
00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 6: let's talking about something.

665
00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:42,360
Speaker 3: And I don't know what you're talking about.

666
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,080
Speaker 14: But no, you got the body of a tooth that

667
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,640
Speaker 14: basically it's fat in the middle, little legs, skinny arms.

668
00:33:46,640 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: Go ahead here, we don't body sham too. And what

669
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:51,360
Speaker 1: he just did was an active domestic.

670
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,520
Speaker 3: Terrorism tooth tooth teeth do not have arms and legs

671
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 3: little legs.

672
00:33:55,640 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm thinking about like a little costume.

673
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,200
Speaker 3: You know, if somebody's cost then say you're on ecstasy

674
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 3: a term.

675
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 6: I'm just.

676
00:34:06,600 --> 00:34:09,440
Speaker 3: There's a tarp, so there's a tarp over it.

677
00:34:09,760 --> 00:34:11,960
Speaker 6: I slipped and because my arms are so were so

678
00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:15,960
Speaker 6: like skinny at the time. From my body, it's just

679
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,479
Speaker 6: like I just fell in. It popped right out of place.

680
00:34:19,040 --> 00:34:20,239
Speaker 5: And you're mid song.

681
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,480
Speaker 3: Mid I mean she's in the audience.

682
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 5: You're in the audience your show.

683
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 8: That's what I say, a personal bomb.

684
00:34:28,320 --> 00:34:28,920
Speaker 3: I'm not, I'm not.

685
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,319
Speaker 5: Yeah, this is just you're not a cannibal Courts show

686
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,320
Speaker 5: or something. And keep.

687
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 3: The residents fiftieth anniversary. You were going out. Now I

688
00:34:42,719 --> 00:34:43,359
Speaker 3: gotta get back.

689
00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 5: I missed the.

690
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 3: Speaking of having arms that are too little, I was

691
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:55,280
Speaker 3: one second. I was once wrestling with a little person

692
00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 3: in corn Starts Starts. Yeah, we had in the day

693
00:35:00,560 --> 00:35:04,960
Speaker 3: he could corn start wrestling party at my house. There

694
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 3: was a kiddie pool full of cornstars, which you know,

695
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:11,680
Speaker 3: is is that weird? If you go fast, it's solid,

696
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:14,239
Speaker 3: if you go slow, it's liquid, of course. And the

697
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,360
Speaker 3: main event was because I'm six seven and you know

698
00:35:17,480 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: two point fifty, I was wrestling my buddy Arturo, who

699
00:35:21,360 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 3: is a who was a little person. He's not six seven, No,

700
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,920
Speaker 3: he's not six seven, and he's he's also we decided

701
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:33,920
Speaker 3: to do it nude, so that's what does rac We

702
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,400
Speaker 3: were wrestling. We were wrestling nude, sobriety is not all

703
00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 3: it's backed up to me. Sure, And what I didn't

704
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 3: realize was, you know, we were doing all the wrestling

705
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,160
Speaker 3: moves and picking him up and do them the cornstars.

706
00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:50,759
Speaker 3: What I didn't realize was his arms were not as

707
00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 3: long as the corn starch was deep, so when I

708
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:59,160
Speaker 3: put him face down, he could no longer push his

709
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 3: mouth up to be able to breathe, I would say,

710
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 3: or nose. And I was, you know, show voting because

711
00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:09,320
Speaker 3: I was naked and big and standing over him and

712
00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:14,879
Speaker 3: doing all my my misunderstood New England professional wrestling things,

713
00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:18,560
Speaker 3: kind of parading and you know, kind of peacocking around

714
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:23,160
Speaker 3: and he was dying at the same time. Yes, And

715
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 3: finally I looked down and Terry Shaman, motherfucker, He's been

716
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:30,960
Speaker 3: in that same position for a wicked long time. So

717
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,000
Speaker 3: then I was in the position of being nude and

718
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 3: trying to pick up a little person who was stuck

719
00:36:37,360 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 3: in corn starch, you know something, And I'm using all

720
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:44,840
Speaker 3: my strength.

721
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 4: I think I have.

722
00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:53,120
Speaker 3: That's not the sound bootstuck in mud. You get to

723
00:36:53,239 --> 00:36:56,440
Speaker 3: pick up a little person, pull him out of the

724
00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,919
Speaker 3: corn starch. And the nice thing was that he's such

725
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 3: a kind man that when he finished coughing and vomiting,

726
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:08,080
Speaker 3: he thanked me for saving his life. But you also

727
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 3: have forgotten. I suppose that the corn starch and the

728
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 3: nude and the wrestling and putting him face down were

729
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 3: all my idea. You were, you know, like one of

730
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:23,440
Speaker 3: those business managers who likes to get credit for fixing

731
00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 3: something that he fucked up. You know that standard operating procedure.

732
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 3: That's what I did. So if you'd been with me,

733
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,840
Speaker 3: you'd have dislocated your shoulder and been drowning in cornstars?

734
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 5: Is that your word?

735
00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: And that was your worst magic trick too? That was

736
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:39,239
Speaker 1: your biggest part, was really there was something magic about it.

737
00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,640
Speaker 1: You little person in corn starts. Don't let him breathe,

738
00:37:43,840 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: he starts to fucking die.

739
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:48,799
Speaker 3: There. There's nothing magical about there. When you're when you're trick,

740
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 3: there's R and D. So that could have been. So

741
00:37:52,239 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 3: what was the R and D, ladies and gentlemen. I

742
00:37:54,880 --> 00:37:57,080
Speaker 3: will out put a little person in corn star and

743
00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,200
Speaker 3: he won't die. That was that was the whole There's

744
00:38:00,200 --> 00:38:02,879
Speaker 3: been some brains from it. You're in the experimental phase.

745
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:08,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, the magic was in the moment yes, it was

746
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 5: cute and you're so married.

747
00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:10,879
Speaker 2: To this port.

748
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, I think I think our tour was

749
00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:20,000
Speaker 3: is touring with a with a circus in Mexico. And

750
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 3: was this just the two of you guys? Was there

751
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 3: an audience? Oh, there was a big crowd. Thought it

752
00:38:25,719 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 3: was just the two and we were just the maise

753
00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 3: other people. Other people would wrestled before us, okay, but

754
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 3: we just when you're done, be so much sexier. But

755
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 3: probably there were probably seventy five two hundred people watching.

756
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:49,000
Speaker 3: And the thing was that nobody seemed to give a

757
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:54,959
Speaker 3: flying funk about him drowning. I mean, you're most sociopathic, sure,

758
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 3: but I was doing so much parading, you know, yeah,

759
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 3: covered with corn stars you were.

760
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,759
Speaker 5: And then and then you were and then uh, God

761
00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,000
Speaker 5: punished you for Hebrews.

762
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:09,160
Speaker 3: It was like, actually, the nice thing about my relationship

763
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,920
Speaker 3: with God is when God punishes me for hubris, he

764
00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 3: drowns a little person. It's a really well it's a

765
00:39:17,719 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 3: nice things. I do something very terribly wrong and someone

766
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:31,759
Speaker 3: in India gets leprosy, that deal with God. Stephen Stevenson, Sure,

767
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:35,000
Speaker 3: I just want to just want to make sure is

768
00:39:35,160 --> 00:39:38,320
Speaker 3: God doesn't care as long as someone is punished and

769
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 3: I made the deal. You know, God won't be me motherfucker. Yes,

770
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:46,279
Speaker 3: that's that's what. That's the best thing about him. I

771
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 3: can't stop reading, you know, the best thing to every night.

772
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:53,520
Speaker 3: The best thing about God is his punishment is capacious.

773
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 3: It means I'm changing your mind without reason, which God

774
00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:00,440
Speaker 3: is good.

775
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,960
Speaker 5: And it's sassy. Yeah, a bit of a diva has

776
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:04,560
Speaker 5: he has?

777
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 3: He said to Job, I don't know, man, just something

778
00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:08,680
Speaker 3: about you pisses me off.

779
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,520
Speaker 5: And then then Lot fucked his daughters.

780
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:13,439
Speaker 4: Yeah.

781
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 3: Well, Lot first of all asked an angel in to

782
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,040
Speaker 3: fuck his daughters, then fucked his own daughter.

783
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's bizarre. Yeah, and.

784
00:40:21,800 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 3: That's not even some of the weirdest stuff from the Bible.

785
00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:27,120
Speaker 1: You can't eat shrimp, yeah well yeah, and you got

786
00:40:27,239 --> 00:40:29,359
Speaker 1: to stone your wife to death if you find out

787
00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:30,879
Speaker 1: she's not a virgin on her wedding day.

788
00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,239
Speaker 3: I think the order of the words is wrong. He's

789
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 3: not a virgin. You get stoned in your wedding night. Okay, Yeah,

790
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,360
Speaker 3: that's a rough one. Yeah, but you know what trimp

791
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:44,320
Speaker 3: is delicious is that's what I have the bone a

792
00:40:44,360 --> 00:40:46,959
Speaker 3: bit out of all the books. Well, that's all loves

793
00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:49,600
Speaker 3: her side. What size of the tree you shipped on

794
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:51,399
Speaker 3: and stuff like that has also in there.

795
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:52,279
Speaker 5: Okay, wait, what's that?

796
00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:56,160
Speaker 3: There's certain kinds of rules for we're also miss mixing

797
00:40:56,239 --> 00:40:57,160
Speaker 3: your fabrics, you know.

798
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:59,440
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll go to mix your fas.

799
00:40:59,640 --> 00:41:02,160
Speaker 3: No. No, someone in India will go to hell. That's

800
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:03,239
Speaker 3: the deal, kay.

801
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:03,879
Speaker 13: Yeah.

802
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:08,879
Speaker 3: Because of all the shism, all the shrimp eating you're doing,

803
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 3: someone else is getting punished.

804
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:14,640
Speaker 1: Because Hinduism is older than Abraham, older than the Abrahammer religions,

805
00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,520
Speaker 1: the abraham Ham what was.

806
00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 3: We called them the Mediterranean death cults.

807
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,880
Speaker 5: That's the name of my metal abra Hammick religious.

808
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:37,279
Speaker 2: With aer Codre with Aerdre.

809
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:38,759
Speaker 3: What is your worst gig?

810
00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:39,600
Speaker 5: What was your worst?

811
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:42,239
Speaker 1: How long have you been performing with Teller? How long

812
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:44,920
Speaker 1: have you been performing magic? Well, I've been performing. We

813
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:48,520
Speaker 1: tell her about fifty years five zero Yeah, holy show. Okay,

814
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:53,680
Speaker 1: And and the first I'm assuming decades of that profession

815
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 1: is rough as as I've started.

816
00:41:56,360 --> 00:42:00,800
Speaker 3: I started as a juggler, and it is a juggler

817
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 3: in the circus. No, I was, you know, you know,

818
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 3: just working around my hometown. And then I finally went

819
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:10,840
Speaker 3: to Ringley Brothers Barn and Bidley. I'm from Greenfield, Massachusetts,

820
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:16,120
Speaker 3: by Worcester and fram and Worcester and the western Western

821
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:18,880
Speaker 3: mass Yeah, Worcester, Okay, Yeah, I saw Guire at the

822
00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 3: fucking Palladium.

823
00:42:19,800 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 2: Dude.

824
00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,520
Speaker 3: It was fucking nuts.

825
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 5: Bro there you go.

826
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're in England, No, Florida. Okay, So you

827
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 1: went to school at Arizona. Other school it's actually my

828
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:32,920
Speaker 1: new school. It's in Venice, but they call it Sarasota.

829
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: You went in Florida.

830
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 5: So you went to circus schooling brow.

831
00:42:36,719 --> 00:42:38,280
Speaker 3: I went to clown College. You had to clown school,

832
00:42:38,520 --> 00:42:40,880
Speaker 3: which I have to say, part of our training in

833
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 3: PR was we were not allowed to say the circus

834
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 3: or Ringling or clown College. It was Ringley Brothers, barn

835
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,759
Speaker 3: and Bidley, greatest show on Earth, clown College every time.

836
00:42:51,200 --> 00:42:53,320
Speaker 3: But then I stand with that. You gotta say the

837
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 3: whole thing.

838
00:42:56,719 --> 00:42:59,959
Speaker 1: I think also there, I don't think he's from Sarah.

839
00:43:00,040 --> 00:43:04,239
Speaker 1: So he grew up in Sarazona and he jerked yeah,

840
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 1: which is what those movies are for. That's what Sarasota

841
00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,479
Speaker 1: is for. Come on, cut this ship.

842
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 3: Let the guy judge offthing else to do besides jerk off?

843
00:43:14,120 --> 00:43:16,040
Speaker 3: In Sarasota. You're not in Sarah.

844
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,000
Speaker 5: You're not in hell out. We don't want you here.

845
00:43:19,560 --> 00:43:20,920
Speaker 3: So are you from Sarahsoona?

846
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 5: No, My sister went to New College, and that's why

847
00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:24,400
Speaker 5: I know about Clown College.

848
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:29,120
Speaker 3: And that's al. I was actually a very very successful

849
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 3: street performer. I was making ship tons of money king Yeah, okay,

850
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 3: I know.

851
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 5: Were you doing magic?

852
00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 3: Just juggling? I was juggling. I was juggling him talking.

853
00:43:37,880 --> 00:43:40,400
Speaker 3: That's when I ruined my voice and all that stuff.

854
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,759
Speaker 3: But I was living here permanently. Yeah, I was on

855
00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:43,320
Speaker 3: the streets.

856
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,399
Speaker 5: You know, your voice doesn't sound ruined, it sounds funny.

857
00:43:45,520 --> 00:43:46,840
Speaker 3: Well, at that point it was.

858
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 2: It was bad.

859
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,160
Speaker 3: Now it's a little bit better. But what happened?

860
00:43:50,200 --> 00:43:51,840
Speaker 5: You burst a polyp in your larynx?

861
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 3: Oh no, my, my, my. My voice boxes like leather.

862
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 3: It's in there. They don't never go to you know,

863
00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 3: when you aren't talking, which is rare. Your vocal cords

864
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:07,359
Speaker 3: go right together like this, nice and sweet and nice.

865
00:44:07,640 --> 00:44:10,360
Speaker 3: Mine have gaps in them all the time, which is

866
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:16,239
Speaker 3: why my rob streaming stream. But I made I made

867
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:19,880
Speaker 3: a ship ton of money. I didn't make more money, uh,

868
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 3: until I got to Broadway. Than I used to make

869
00:44:22,360 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 3: on the streets. I'dn't make thousands every weekend, it was.

870
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,879
Speaker 3: But I also didn't live anywhere I tell down there.

871
00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:31,480
Speaker 3: I met Teller when I was still in high school. Yeah,

872
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:34,120
Speaker 3: you got are high school friends. No, No, he was

873
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 3: a high school teacher.

874
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:35,680
Speaker 2: I was.

875
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,880
Speaker 3: We're seven years he's seven years older than me, but

876
00:44:37,960 --> 00:44:41,279
Speaker 3: at a different high school. Okay, but the worst gig

877
00:44:41,400 --> 00:44:44,600
Speaker 3: we ever had, and uh uh was I had this

878
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:48,080
Speaker 3: very romantic notion about show business because I'm from a

879
00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:50,920
Speaker 3: small town and I didn't know anything about show business.

880
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:54,400
Speaker 3: So Teller was a high school Latin teacher and tenured

881
00:44:54,480 --> 00:44:58,960
Speaker 3: and very successful and very skilled. Where's what city, Lawrence

882
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,320
Speaker 3: township side of Trenton in New Jersey. And actually the

883
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:07,800
Speaker 3: year Teller left to work with me, that was the

884
00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 3: year that John Stewart was going to take Latin with Teller.

885
00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:15,280
Speaker 3: And then he found out that mister Teller had left

886
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 3: to be a magician. And John Stewart is all Wes said.

887
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,799
Speaker 3: If I hadn't taken Teller into show business, he would

888
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 3: probably be a Latin scholar today because he was looking forward.

889
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 3: John Stewart see maybe the only person in the country

890
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:32,759
Speaker 3: who was looking forward to taking Latin. He was very

891
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,920
Speaker 3: excited about it. So I had this romantic notion that

892
00:45:36,080 --> 00:45:39,680
Speaker 3: we should do nothing but show business. We should never

893
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,640
Speaker 3: have a day job ever, we should just do that,

894
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 3: so that would force us to take every job that

895
00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:48,919
Speaker 3: came along, no matter what. So we got called we're

896
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 3: living in I don't know where we are. I think

897
00:45:50,880 --> 00:45:53,600
Speaker 3: we're living in Philly or in Trenton or something. We're

898
00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 3: down around there.

899
00:45:55,239 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 5: The year is this and where you at in your

900
00:45:56,920 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 5: career doing?

901
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 2: Oh?

902
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 3: This is this is early on? We were seventies eighties.

903
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:05,320
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, this would be seventies. Seventies, yeah, seventies.

904
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:08,920
Speaker 3: This would have been about seventy six, seventy seven. We'd

905
00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 3: done Philadelphia. Seventy six was the bi centennial, and we

906
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,840
Speaker 3: were doing all these shows on the streets, but.

907
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 5: They hadn't you're making a living performing, Yeah.

908
00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:20,319
Speaker 3: That's all we were doing. And we had done one

909
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 3: show in Philadelphia seventy six. It was actually the only

910
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 3: show I've ever done for nobody, and it was actually

911
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:30,239
Speaker 3: nobody because we got paid one hundred dollars a show,

912
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,320
Speaker 3: and we could cancel any shows we wanted, but we

913
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 3: wouldn't get paid, so it was pouring rain. It was

914
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:40,680
Speaker 3: outside behind the Art Museum in Philly and it was

915
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:45,280
Speaker 3: pouring rain, and nobody showed up. I mean nobody, nobody

916
00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:47,640
Speaker 3: and Teller and I said, well, you know someone could

917
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 3: come in to check to see if we were doing

918
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 3: a show, So let's do a show anyway. But that

919
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:54,359
Speaker 3: isn't the worst show.

920
00:46:54,360 --> 00:46:54,879
Speaker 5: That's not the worst.

921
00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:56,560
Speaker 3: That was just for nobody to me.

922
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 5: You're getting paid to rehearsal yea for a sound check.

923
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,759
Speaker 3: This show was a very odd show. There is a

924
00:47:04,920 --> 00:47:09,960
Speaker 3: place in New Jersey that is a federal prison for

925
00:47:10,239 --> 00:47:20,480
Speaker 3: people under sixteen who've committed major felonies, capital offenses or murder. Okay, okay,

926
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 3: and they're all under sixteen, and it is a heavily armed, dangerous,

927
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 3: dangerous prison with all children. Yeah, all children. And they

928
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:35,120
Speaker 3: called up and said we'd sure like a Magic action,

929
00:47:40,520 --> 00:47:43,600
Speaker 3: so you know, tell her. And I had this rule,

930
00:47:43,800 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 3: you know, if someone was paying them, we do the job.

931
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,200
Speaker 3: We made no decisions, we turned down nothing. That's still

932
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 3: to this day, that's still true. I still answered the

933
00:47:53,760 --> 00:47:57,760
Speaker 3: phone with okay, I will because you know, my mentor

934
00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:00,919
Speaker 3: and Magic always said say yes to everything. That's the way.

935
00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,360
Speaker 3: That's the way to live life.

936
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 5: You know.

937
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 3: So we took this job, you know, and I guess

938
00:48:06,920 --> 00:48:11,680
Speaker 3: I didn't really understand that people under sixteen years old

939
00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 3: can be like crazy, fucking dangerous.

940
00:48:14,960 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, they're stronger than all of us, strong,

941
00:48:19,040 --> 00:48:20,720
Speaker 5: stronger and have all.

942
00:48:20,600 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 3: Of that, no frontal lobe whatsoever. And yeah, they'd already

943
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:30,360
Speaker 3: killed they'd already killed people, right, and they're under sixteen.

944
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:34,520
Speaker 3: Some of these people are like twelve, we will shoot us,

945
00:48:34,640 --> 00:48:38,840
Speaker 3: yeah yeah. And they're also they're in prison already and

946
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 3: they're never going to get out. Yeah yeah, So.

947
00:48:43,640 --> 00:48:43,920
Speaker 5: Y up.

948
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:48,040
Speaker 3: We go there and they're like guards all around, right,

949
00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:53,800
Speaker 3: and they've they've they've set up like you're like like

950
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:57,480
Speaker 3: like four hundred five hundred.

951
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,640
Speaker 5: Felony youngsters psychopaths, Yeah yeah.

952
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 3: Who are all lined up with guards who were just

953
00:49:05,680 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 3: the worst screws you've ever seen. It's like fucking oz

954
00:49:09,600 --> 00:49:15,279
Speaker 3: with children. It's just fucking insane. And tell her that

955
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,800
Speaker 3: I show up at the time, I was juggling knives

956
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:24,160
Speaker 3: and I was I was eating fire. Tell her was

957
00:49:24,320 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 3: swallow swallowing needles. You know, all those kids need like

958
00:49:29,760 --> 00:49:34,600
Speaker 3: a sharp toothbrun exactly exactly. People lookn kill people with

959
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:42,080
Speaker 3: a paper CUPI they have skills. And so the guards

960
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 3: say to us, they say, you know, you're ready to

961
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:46,440
Speaker 3: do your magic show. And I think they expected like

962
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:49,040
Speaker 3: hipping the hop rabbits. And I said, well, you know,

963
00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:51,640
Speaker 3: we're gonna juggle knives and eat needles and you know,

964
00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:56,239
Speaker 3: it's like a bottle of surface cups, okay, which I

965
00:49:56,320 --> 00:49:59,840
Speaker 3: don't know why the guards would ever say okay, guards,

966
00:49:59,880 --> 00:50:08,520
Speaker 3: I you know, so we were set up and there's nothing,

967
00:50:08,600 --> 00:50:11,880
Speaker 3: there's no stage. We're just on the floor with like,

968
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 3: you know, four hundred psychopathic children and probably I mean

969
00:50:16,760 --> 00:50:21,279
Speaker 3: a huge ratiow like twenty guards who all have like

970
00:50:21,520 --> 00:50:25,080
Speaker 3: night sticks and our I mean, their job is beating

971
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:30,520
Speaker 3: the ship out of children. Child they're just chilter. I'm

972
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:33,000
Speaker 3: not sure, you know. My dad was a jail guard,

973
00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:34,360
Speaker 3: but I'm not sure that.

974
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 5: No, he wasn't.

975
00:50:39,840 --> 00:50:41,759
Speaker 15: Watch watch this one. He was practicing, you know, so

976
00:50:41,880 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 15: I don't have this noise, this basic view sandwiches the

977
00:50:46,120 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 15: other side, this basic view of you know, all jail guards,

978
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:53,479
Speaker 15: the psychopaths. My dad was a wonderful man and worked

979
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:56,799
Speaker 15: a small county jail and was was very kind as

980
00:50:56,840 --> 00:50:59,239
Speaker 15: far as I could tell to everybody. That's not true

981
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 15: for these particular the gentlemen that we're in this place.

982
00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,120
Speaker 15: So tell her and I go out and we just

983
00:51:05,760 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 15: start doing our show, you know. And Teller and I

984
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:12,200
Speaker 15: are carnee guys. You know, we were carneie trash, and

985
00:51:12,440 --> 00:51:16,040
Speaker 15: we go no matter what, you know, we not stop

986
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 15: a show. There's no there's no pussying out for us ever.

987
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 5: So we go out there.

988
00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,360
Speaker 3: We know we're back ready to go. There's no backstage.

989
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 3: We're still a props set up, right, and we're just

990
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,439
Speaker 3: gonna go out and do our show. And I'm gonna

991
00:51:29,480 --> 00:51:32,640
Speaker 3: do every fucking joke I do about that juggling, We're

992
00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 3: gonna do all We're just gonna do it right out

993
00:51:35,200 --> 00:51:39,040
Speaker 3: right full and we kind of start performing and they're

994
00:51:39,160 --> 00:51:43,440
Speaker 3: kind of fuck, like shut up, shut out. There's all

995
00:51:43,480 --> 00:51:46,200
Speaker 3: this stuff, and then all of a sudden they like

996
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:51,640
Speaker 3: chill out and they're like ap plodding, and we finished

997
00:51:51,680 --> 00:51:54,439
Speaker 3: our half hour. We did our show. We thought we'd

998
00:51:54,480 --> 00:51:57,800
Speaker 3: done really bad, and they come over and say, you know,

999
00:51:57,920 --> 00:52:00,560
Speaker 3: we have a show every year for these people. They

1000
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 3: have a show once a year, these these children have

1001
00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,839
Speaker 3: a show. And they said, in the ten years I've

1002
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 3: been here. You're the only ones who have ever finished.

1003
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:17,239
Speaker 3: I tell you, these motherfuckers were calling us every year

1004
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 3: while we were while we were on Broadway, they were

1005
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 3: still calling going can you come back? Did anybody else?

1006
00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,959
Speaker 3: And also we were the only ones that they hadn't

1007
00:52:28,000 --> 00:52:31,279
Speaker 3: stolen props. They stole nothing from us.

1008
00:52:31,840 --> 00:52:33,320
Speaker 5: Wait you had nine.

1009
00:52:35,520 --> 00:52:38,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't steal a faith. They just watched our show.

1010
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:42,920
Speaker 3: So maybe this is an odd combination of triumph and bombing.

1011
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,960
Speaker 3: You know, it's the worst gig you can have. Yeah,

1012
00:52:46,160 --> 00:52:50,600
Speaker 3: plus plus we actually kind of did Okay, they kind

1013
00:52:50,640 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 3: of liked us, but I didn't. You know, that's not

1014
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:54,839
Speaker 3: the kind of thing you imagine. But of course when

1015
00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:57,879
Speaker 3: you think about it, of course there are felons under

1016
00:52:57,960 --> 00:53:00,719
Speaker 3: sixteen years old. You know, they're people have done really

1017
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 3: really bad things. We're performing for them. And also on

1018
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:10,600
Speaker 3: in Philadelphia, we were doing a show on the Parkway

1019
00:53:10,800 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 3: that they'd closed off that turned into as far as

1020
00:53:15,840 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 3: I could tell, it turned into a race riot, and

1021
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:24,520
Speaker 3: we have it on stage in the center doing our

1022
00:53:24,640 --> 00:53:28,160
Speaker 3: show while people were just screaming and throwing things at

1023
00:53:28,160 --> 00:53:32,319
Speaker 3: each other. And we also we also wouldn't stop. I mean,

1024
00:53:32,440 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 3: we just just go and go. But see, magic is

1025
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 3: very different kind of bombing because if you are doing comedy, right,

1026
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,200
Speaker 3: if I'm doing a comedy bit and people aren't laughing,

1027
00:53:45,840 --> 00:53:48,440
Speaker 3: then it's kind of like, oh this is terrible. I'm

1028
00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 3: not in a groove. But if you do a magic

1029
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:52,920
Speaker 3: trick and at the end of the magic trick it

1030
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:57,160
Speaker 3: doesn't work, there was no reason for you to be there.

1031
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 3: It's like we've just watched you for seven minutes.

1032
00:54:03,680 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 5: And that in the early days that happened a lot

1033
00:54:06,320 --> 00:54:07,520
Speaker 5: where you guys are like, well.

1034
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 3: Early days last week, No, I mean when things stop,

1035
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:18,080
Speaker 3: you know, that's the thing. He just goes. You just

1036
00:54:18,239 --> 00:54:22,200
Speaker 3: actually say that didn't work. That you know that is

1037
00:54:22,239 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 3: your cover line. There's no way out. There's no way

1038
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 3: you can pretend I wasn't trying to do that. Is

1039
00:54:28,120 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 3: this your card?

1040
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:29,279
Speaker 14: No?

1041
00:54:31,520 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, what do you What do you want to

1042
00:54:33,960 --> 00:54:34,359
Speaker 5: do later?

1043
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 3: Well, I want to see your card and I wanted

1044
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:41,000
Speaker 3: to get it out of here, and I want to

1045
00:54:41,040 --> 00:54:43,560
Speaker 3: see me. You give him the rules of poker card,

1046
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 3: but you want to see me there, want to see

1047
00:54:46,920 --> 00:54:51,640
Speaker 3: me wrestle a little person make up. I've always got

1048
00:54:51,719 --> 00:54:55,840
Speaker 3: that out of my back pocket. But just just remember

1049
00:54:55,960 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 3: that if you're ever wrestling a little person in cornstarch,

1050
00:54:59,480 --> 00:55:01,239
Speaker 3: keep an eye and how long their arms are. Yeah,

1051
00:55:01,239 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 3: I agree with that. I agree with that.

1052
00:55:02,600 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 6: You want to do that, you go back to the

1053
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:08,279
Speaker 6: jail because said they called you, They kept called the jail,

1054
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 6: kept calling you back.

1055
00:55:09,200 --> 00:55:12,759
Speaker 3: You never went back, and we never went back, but

1056
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:18,080
Speaker 3: we would have. It's just working on broad and if

1057
00:55:18,120 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 3: you if you try to tell people that you're cancelling

1058
00:55:21,480 --> 00:55:27,080
Speaker 3: your broad to prison, they they look at you. I've

1059
00:55:27,280 --> 00:55:29,280
Speaker 3: had a lot of friends who have done like magic

1060
00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,520
Speaker 3: and juggling shows at prisons for adults, and they told

1061
00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:37,719
Speaker 3: me the joke that always works. It will kill every time.

1062
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,680
Speaker 3: If you're picking a volunteer from the audience, all you

1063
00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:46,480
Speaker 3: do is say how about you the black guy in orange,

1064
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,320
Speaker 3: and you will get a laugh forever.

1065
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:56,720
Speaker 1: That's stand I'm playing well, I'm teaching a comedy course

1066
00:55:57,160 --> 00:56:00,360
Speaker 1: in Fulson Prison. Really at the end of this year's

1067
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:01,360
Speaker 1: there's a.

1068
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:08,000
Speaker 3: There's this woman that Derek Beckles knows who teaches theater,

1069
00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 3: improv and comedy to the prisoners there. So sh I'm

1070
00:56:11,320 --> 00:56:14,880
Speaker 3: doing like a guest lecture and I feel nervous about it.

1071
00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:15,839
Speaker 5: I have to peece so bad.

1072
00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,640
Speaker 3: Derek's gonna conduct, I'm gonna pee. We're gonna come back

1073
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 3: and do it just a few more things. If you

1074
00:56:20,160 --> 00:56:20,680
Speaker 3: guys got the.

1075
00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:23,480
Speaker 1: Time, I know, everybody's gonna go, and then I'm gonna

1076
00:56:23,520 --> 00:56:25,759
Speaker 1: eat a sandwich and then we'll get the buck out

1077
00:56:25,760 --> 00:56:27,480
Speaker 1: of here. But I've had the peace since it started,

1078
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:28,720
Speaker 1: and I can't hold it anymore.

1079
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:31,359
Speaker 3: You keep keep the conversation, all right, unless you guys

1080
00:56:31,400 --> 00:56:36,120
Speaker 3: got a peet, people, you go pee too.

1081
00:56:36,280 --> 00:56:39,800
Speaker 5: I actually go ahead and all right, everybody else.

1082
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,760
Speaker 3: And I'm not hungry. That's pretty cool, So I'm preparing

1083
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,759
Speaker 3: the real We are the longest running headliners in the

1084
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:53,040
Speaker 3: history of Vegas. We've been at the conveniently named Penn

1085
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 3: and Teller Theater, uh since two thousand and one.

1086
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:58,160
Speaker 14: It's so funny. Is there someone do that? That club

1087
00:56:58,200 --> 00:56:59,919
Speaker 14: I walk by on me like that is the guys,

1088
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:01,399
Speaker 14: and it's really cool to see.

1089
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:04,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I wish you had time to come see

1090
00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:06,160
Speaker 3: our show. And I don't know if you've ever seen this,

1091
00:57:06,280 --> 00:57:09,960
Speaker 3: but when you've seen this, it's new stuff. Obviously TV.

1092
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,719
Speaker 14: When I was a kid, like a lot of pittot

1093
00:57:11,719 --> 00:57:13,480
Speaker 14: tell if it wasn't David Copperfield.

1094
00:57:13,480 --> 00:57:13,879
Speaker 5: It was yall.

1095
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:16,400
Speaker 14: Yeah, so it was like, speaking of which, David Copper

1096
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:18,800
Speaker 14: looks pretty bad. He'd be at the dB hanging out

1097
00:57:18,840 --> 00:57:20,720
Speaker 14: at the cellar sometime with Atomics.

1098
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:23,600
Speaker 3: We're the only ones in Vegas that do a new

1099
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,040
Speaker 3: show all the time. You know, we're always putting in

1100
00:57:26,120 --> 00:57:30,440
Speaker 3: new stuff, stars, respected, joll Hustle, always doing incredibly whatever. Yeah, yeah,

1101
00:57:30,760 --> 00:57:34,000
Speaker 3: you know it's been usually you know, after fifty years,

1102
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,919
Speaker 3: just say fuck it. We'll just do some of the hits.

1103
00:57:36,240 --> 00:57:38,320
Speaker 3: We're on the fiftieth anniversary tour. You know, we did

1104
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:42,440
Speaker 3: Radio City and every place we played that played him

1105
00:57:42,480 --> 00:57:45,880
Speaker 3: in London and everybody expected fiftieth anniversary were doing stuff

1106
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 3: from sending that live and let him in the stuff

1107
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:50,640
Speaker 3: all new stuff, all new stuff. Sure got a state

1108
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,640
Speaker 3: like are you learning from this? This is to you do? Yeah,

1109
00:57:53,760 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 3: so that's really well what else don't want to ask? Well,

1110
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 3: how often you change your stuff? You stand up?

1111
00:57:58,280 --> 00:58:00,680
Speaker 14: I kind of I try to change it, like at

1112
00:58:00,720 --> 00:58:02,560
Speaker 14: least every month. You give it a month to get

1113
00:58:02,600 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 14: the hard twenty thirty, forty minutes whatever. Sure, but then

1114
00:58:05,400 --> 00:58:08,520
Speaker 14: it gets mundane, so you start tagging, adding extra shit

1115
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:12,080
Speaker 14: or taking something from that's new and then adding to

1116
00:58:12,160 --> 00:58:13,919
Speaker 14: something old, but or just rewriting an entirely.

1117
00:58:14,000 --> 00:58:17,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, well you when you know, when I'm doing hunks

1118
00:58:17,200 --> 00:58:19,720
Speaker 3: that are just verbal, yeah, you know, you can. You

1119
00:58:19,800 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 3: can change, you can change stuff. But when you're doing

1120
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,760
Speaker 3: stuff that you have to actually have props and stuff

1121
00:58:25,800 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 3: and tricks have to work, then you got to do

1122
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:30,280
Speaker 3: like there's more planning.

1123
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:32,160
Speaker 14: Yeah, prop guys back in the day, the guys that

1124
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:33,840
Speaker 14: would come on stage with a whole bunch of props

1125
00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,720
Speaker 14: and jokes for each and jokes feed.

1126
00:58:35,800 --> 00:58:39,240
Speaker 5: There was a guy named the Wid, uh, the Wid,

1127
00:58:39,680 --> 00:58:41,360
Speaker 5: the Wid, yeah, w Id.

1128
00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:43,480
Speaker 14: He call him up the Wid And he was like

1129
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 14: an open mic hoast in Philly a long time ago,

1130
00:58:45,600 --> 00:58:47,240
Speaker 14: and he used to just flood the stage with all

1131
00:58:47,320 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 14: kinds of props and didn't have a joke or three

1132
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:51,000
Speaker 14: for each one. And I don't know how much of

1133
00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:53,640
Speaker 14: it was the same, but my god, it was pretty

1134
00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:56,480
Speaker 14: it was pretty insane. Yeah, I'm a Philly.

1135
00:58:56,280 --> 00:58:58,200
Speaker 3: Guy, but others from Center City.

1136
00:58:58,560 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 14: Yeah, I started a comedy three in Philly and then

1137
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,640
Speaker 14: moved to New York around oh nine and it was

1138
00:59:03,640 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 14: fucking around since then.

1139
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:06,920
Speaker 3: But no, man, that's really cool. Anybody else got a

1140
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:07,800
Speaker 3: fundational question.

1141
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:08,360
Speaker 5: What's up?

1142
00:59:08,680 --> 00:59:10,600
Speaker 12: Have you had a show a prison before?

1143
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:14,720
Speaker 3: I have. I've done halfway houses, so not.

1144
00:59:15,440 --> 00:59:20,160
Speaker 12: Sapeline between magic, comedy and jail.

1145
00:59:20,320 --> 00:59:22,600
Speaker 14: Well, motherfuckers are sitting in their board. They need something

1146
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,360
Speaker 14: to do, so they can't really do too much because

1147
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,160
Speaker 14: they're still in prison.

1148
00:59:26,560 --> 00:59:27,760
Speaker 5: So you you you you you.

1149
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:30,720
Speaker 3: These people call out and they trust, Oh.

1150
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 5: We don't get your hands off.

1151
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:37,360
Speaker 3: The pipeline is people need to be entertained, you see

1152
00:59:37,360 --> 00:59:37,720
Speaker 3: what I'm saying.

1153
00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,360
Speaker 14: And comedy is always something you could do because people

1154
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:42,960
Speaker 14: want to laugh, either they psychos or not. And people

1155
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,960
Speaker 14: want to see magic if the cycle is not, you know.

1156
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:46,800
Speaker 14: So so if you got to do them Lord of

1157
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:49,000
Speaker 14: the Fly shows that he was just doing, then you

1158
00:59:49,120 --> 00:59:53,960
Speaker 14: just got to do, you know. But that's how did

1159
00:59:54,040 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 14: he do in the bathroom.

1160
00:59:55,360 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 3: We didn't miss you at all. Real just went fine.

1161
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,640
Speaker 3: As a matter of fact, it wasn't really interrupted until

1162
01:00:04,640 --> 01:00:05,320
Speaker 3: you came back.

1163
01:00:05,480 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 5: No, Pa was telling me some flying ship.

1164
01:00:07,480 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 3: But now these sandwiches are good. I just I took

1165
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:10,480
Speaker 3: a few bites.

1166
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: Okay, So your people thought my producer's name is Bee

1167
01:00:15,120 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: your salt Hank, so we don't calling her salt Bay.

1168
01:00:17,760 --> 01:00:21,560
Speaker 5: And I got in trouble in the bathroom. That's by Wang. Everybody,

1169
01:00:21,640 --> 01:00:23,000
Speaker 5: this goes off.

1170
01:00:24,440 --> 01:00:24,560
Speaker 3: Now.

1171
01:00:24,600 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: I know, asking the magician to do a magic trick

1172
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:29,880
Speaker 1: is asking like a comedian's to tell a joke.

1173
01:00:29,960 --> 01:00:33,200
Speaker 3: But we do have a decord cards at Easy one.

1174
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 3: If you want to do any of that ship you know,

1175
01:00:38,040 --> 01:00:40,600
Speaker 3: because I'm so temfortably, you're sick. You're sick of it.

1176
01:00:40,800 --> 01:00:43,640
Speaker 3: You don't even want to touch the decker cards. Really,

1177
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:46,880
Speaker 3: it's that. It's that I gotta go on.

1178
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:51,080
Speaker 5: You got people here. We really like magic and I

1179
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:51,720
Speaker 5: love voodoo.

1180
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

1181
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:54,479
Speaker 5: It's like asking Neirvana to singing smells like teen Spirit.

1182
01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 3: They don't want to do it. I'm having fun here now,

1183
01:00:56,480 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 3: is that okay?

1184
01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?

1185
01:00:57,920 --> 01:00:59,960
Speaker 5: But I mean you know you also, I thought.

1186
01:00:59,800 --> 01:01:04,440
Speaker 3: You you you you broke the vent horizon there. You

1187
01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,919
Speaker 3: actually put that sandwich into your mouth and then pulled

1188
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,440
Speaker 3: it out. Once you break the event horizon right here,

1189
01:01:10,920 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 3: you can't pull it back out. Something good to say.

1190
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 3: I'll also tell you if you will. If you're eating

1191
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:21,320
Speaker 3: making me crazy, I don't like that. If you're eating fire,

1192
01:01:21,760 --> 01:01:24,520
Speaker 3: there's a little piece of advice. If you're eating fire

1193
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:27,640
Speaker 3: and you're you've got the fire in your mouth and

1194
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 3: you're holding it in your mouth and someone does a heckle,

1195
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:35,439
Speaker 3: And if you have the best comeback you've ever thought

1196
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:37,919
Speaker 3: of in your life and you know you're going to kill,

1197
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 3: don't do it. Why because in order to speak, you're

1198
01:01:42,240 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 3: going to breathe in. Oh, when you breathe in, you're

1199
01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:47,800
Speaker 3: going to suck the fire into your lungs, and your

1200
01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:53,320
Speaker 3: ad lib is going to come out like this. I

1201
01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:56,400
Speaker 3: didn't go to the hospital, but I did get I

1202
01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:01,160
Speaker 3: did get an exactly I burned it. I've heard the

1203
01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:03,960
Speaker 3: tipulars of my lungs. So for a while, you're coughing

1204
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,600
Speaker 3: up really discussing ship.

1205
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,880
Speaker 5: Now you can die, Yeah, yeah, you can die.

1206
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:10,000
Speaker 3: Well, Bob, tell you something else. When you were trying

1207
01:02:10,040 --> 01:02:14,280
Speaker 3: to riff. You're gonna die, but just not necessarily right now.

1208
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,920
Speaker 3: Well that's what I called it because when I when

1209
01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 3: he does this, it makes me fucking crazy. Either put

1210
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:26,080
Speaker 3: it in your mouth and eat it or don't, or.

1211
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 5: I'm a Japanese fetish. Where I reached the event horizon.

1212
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:33,160
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, but once you break that event horizon, that's

1213
01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:35,439
Speaker 3: all I can think about, is he put that part

1214
01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,640
Speaker 3: of the sandwich in his mouth. Then he took it out,

1215
01:02:37,880 --> 01:02:41,640
Speaker 3: so that part of the sandwich already belongs in his mouth,

1216
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 3: but now it's not there.

1217
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:48,120
Speaker 5: You teach me, easy trick to do it home, Easy.

1218
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:48,720
Speaker 3: Trick to do it home.

1219
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: Well, you had your book growing up, and I would

1220
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:52,480
Speaker 1: always try to do the thing in front of my mom.

1221
01:02:52,520 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: I would take the malka Denny's and I would stick

1222
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:55,959
Speaker 1: my fork.

1223
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,000
Speaker 3: It's a great trick. It's a great trick. But I

1224
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:02,520
Speaker 3: would I would never do it. Well, my mom, Well set.

1225
01:03:02,640 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 2: Up the gas.

1226
01:03:03,480 --> 01:03:05,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, here's all you got to do. It's a

1227
01:03:05,200 --> 01:03:08,120
Speaker 3: great trick. This is a trick that Mac King came

1228
01:03:08,200 --> 01:03:10,600
Speaker 3: up with, one of the best common magicians in the world.

1229
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,040
Speaker 3: He told us this. You know, when you're you're sitting

1230
01:03:13,080 --> 01:03:16,320
Speaker 3: at a diner, cheaper diner, they have those little creamers.

1231
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,960
Speaker 3: Right now, all you got to do is, while people

1232
01:03:20,000 --> 01:03:23,440
Speaker 3: are talking and shit, you just take the creamer in

1233
01:03:23,480 --> 01:03:26,479
Speaker 3: your hand. Now, make it so that the paper side

1234
01:03:26,560 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 3: is down, and you put like a fist around it.

1235
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:31,560
Speaker 3: No one's paying any attention to you, No one cares.

1236
01:03:31,760 --> 01:03:33,840
Speaker 3: You're just holding your hand on the table. You got

1237
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:38,000
Speaker 3: that in there. Then you take your fork right and

1238
01:03:38,120 --> 01:03:40,520
Speaker 3: you start fucking around your eye. You just take the

1239
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,280
Speaker 3: tongue times of the fork and just kind of put

1240
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:44,880
Speaker 3: them near the edge of your eye. And then, no

1241
01:03:44,960 --> 01:03:50,080
Speaker 3: matter what is once, you start doing it quietly, don't

1242
01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:53,040
Speaker 3: say anything, don't explain anything that, just start fucking with

1243
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:55,120
Speaker 3: your eye a little bit, and all of a sudden,

1244
01:03:55,280 --> 01:03:59,440
Speaker 3: everyone at the table will start looking at you. That

1245
01:03:59,760 --> 01:04:02,840
Speaker 3: ever buddy's looking you for fucking with your eye with

1246
01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 3: the fork. You then bring up your hand as though

1247
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,680
Speaker 3: you were looking through your fist, but you actually got

1248
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:14,120
Speaker 3: the creamer there at the Then you do three things simultaneously.

1249
01:04:14,800 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 3: You stick the fork into the creamer, You squeeze your

1250
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:21,800
Speaker 3: hand hard, and you scream like a mother feel And

1251
01:04:21,960 --> 01:04:26,800
Speaker 3: what happens is white gunk suits out of your eye

1252
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 3: all over everybody, and you're screaming. And even though it's

1253
01:04:31,040 --> 01:04:36,920
Speaker 3: not logical because the blood, it's kind of like your

1254
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:42,280
Speaker 3: eye just came over everybody. Yeah, I don't think it's blooded. First.

1255
01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,400
Speaker 3: I think first there's an ocular fluid, right, that's kind

1256
01:04:45,440 --> 01:04:47,880
Speaker 3: of clear. Let's don't know.

1257
01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:50,800
Speaker 5: I don't even spe English, memori.

1258
01:04:52,640 --> 01:04:56,600
Speaker 3: And uh uh uh, you just do that. That is

1259
01:04:56,680 --> 01:04:59,880
Speaker 3: a fabulous trick. And I don't know how you fucked it.

1260
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,120
Speaker 3: Oh you let your mother see you grabbing the well.

1261
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:07,240
Speaker 3: In my defense, I was seven, okay, but committed had

1262
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:09,720
Speaker 3: not committed a felony. I had not committed a felony,

1263
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:12,600
Speaker 3: and I would when my mom would go to the bookstore,

1264
01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:15,000
Speaker 3: I would go to the comedy section and your book

1265
01:05:15,200 --> 01:05:17,520
Speaker 3: was in the you guys, so you didn't buy it.

1266
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:19,520
Speaker 5: I'm not many money, okay.

1267
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,600
Speaker 3: My mom gave me like a one dollar allowance a week.

1268
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:26,920
Speaker 3: It was more than one dollar, it was, but I remember,

1269
01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 3: like I would try to like get your tricks out

1270
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:33,880
Speaker 3: of that book when I was little, and.

1271
01:05:36,320 --> 01:05:38,800
Speaker 1: Like memorize them in the bookstore before she would grab

1272
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,160
Speaker 1: me and then we'd go food chopping or whatever, and

1273
01:05:41,440 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 1: I would try to do them.

1274
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 3: But you can't let the audience see you.

1275
01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:45,200
Speaker 5: Set up the gag.

1276
01:05:46,200 --> 01:05:49,920
Speaker 3: We wanted to explain I'm still learning. We want We

1277
01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:52,960
Speaker 3: wanted to explain that trick. We thought it'd be a

1278
01:05:53,040 --> 01:05:57,520
Speaker 3: great thing to do on on Letterman, you know, explain

1279
01:05:57,600 --> 01:06:00,120
Speaker 3: the trick. First we do it to Dave and then

1280
01:06:00,200 --> 01:06:03,720
Speaker 3: we'd explain how to do it. And the the executives

1281
01:06:03,760 --> 01:06:07,760
Speaker 3: were all going, I don't know what if somebody sticks

1282
01:06:07,800 --> 01:06:10,760
Speaker 3: a fork in their eye after they see this, and

1283
01:06:10,880 --> 01:06:16,040
Speaker 3: we go, well they should know better, absolutely, But but

1284
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:18,040
Speaker 3: that was that was that was a big deal that

1285
01:06:18,080 --> 01:06:20,200
Speaker 3: we had to say, learn to don't stick a fork

1286
01:06:20,240 --> 01:06:21,120
Speaker 3: in your eye for real.

1287
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:21,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1288
01:06:21,880 --> 01:06:25,080
Speaker 1: Also executives one, you know they can be wet blankets.

1289
01:06:25,520 --> 01:06:31,840
Speaker 3: Yes, everybody, you have a good time over here. You

1290
01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:33,960
Speaker 3: reach for that, reach for it.

1291
01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,080
Speaker 5: I just came back from Mexico City, so I have

1292
01:06:37,400 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 5: three brain sowls up.

1293
01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:41,520
Speaker 1: Now Google, you know Zoey has a bit of a

1294
01:06:42,040 --> 01:06:47,000
Speaker 1: crush on you, Zoe, Zoe, come on out here, give

1295
01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:48,880
Speaker 1: him on, give him a kiss.

1296
01:06:49,960 --> 01:06:51,200
Speaker 3: Who you gotta let.

1297
01:06:51,240 --> 01:06:52,040
Speaker 5: Zoey kiss you?

1298
01:06:53,840 --> 01:06:58,320
Speaker 3: Zoe gives him on the come on, come on at

1299
01:06:58,440 --> 01:06:59,120
Speaker 3: least a hug.

1300
01:07:01,440 --> 01:07:08,040
Speaker 5: He's Venezuelan, very nice, everybody, very wonderful.

1301
01:07:09,560 --> 01:07:10,720
Speaker 3: And now sit in his lap.

1302
01:07:14,720 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 1: Okay, can you, lady in the tramp one of the

1303
01:07:17,360 --> 01:07:22,680
Speaker 1: cookies into my friend Zoe's Are you dating somebody not currently?

1304
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:24,160
Speaker 3: Okay?

1305
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:24,720
Speaker 2: Do it?

1306
01:07:25,600 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 3: And no he's on the back on the market.

1307
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,120
Speaker 12: You're turning round connection.

1308
01:07:30,960 --> 01:07:34,320
Speaker 3: I love that you verb. Lady in the tramp? Oh

1309
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:39,840
Speaker 3: verbs really nice? Did you find that clip of her?

1310
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:43,080
Speaker 3: We're gonna have this guy chug prune juice while you

1311
01:07:43,240 --> 01:07:45,680
Speaker 3: freestyle over a beat of her and that'll take us out.

1312
01:07:45,880 --> 01:07:46,680
Speaker 5: What the fuck?

1313
01:07:50,640 --> 01:07:52,600
Speaker 9: No, why don't we just like pass it around or something?

1314
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,520
Speaker 3: No, no, no show, you're not telling you, you're not

1315
01:07:55,600 --> 01:07:59,400
Speaker 3: telling us what you actually you gotta drink as much.

1316
01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:03,640
Speaker 5: As you can. No, I'm not you gottself a little

1317
01:08:03,680 --> 01:08:06,680
Speaker 5: bit terrible. This is good for you.

1318
01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:09,280
Speaker 4: Okay, we have like what do you call.

1319
01:08:09,160 --> 01:08:14,560
Speaker 3: This music library? Free stock because we can't abort anything.

1320
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:21,040
Speaker 3: Is this it that overhead doja or something? All right?

1321
01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:21,439
Speaker 2: Three?

1322
01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:25,280
Speaker 1: Two one chug chug chug, chug chug chuck chuck chug,

1323
01:08:25,439 --> 01:08:27,959
Speaker 1: chug chug chun chunk chunk chuck.

1324
01:08:27,920 --> 01:08:33,320
Speaker 8: Jo chugging prom You know.

1325
01:08:35,080 --> 01:08:38,800
Speaker 15: Ship you're going to shoo themselves now going to shoot

1326
01:08:38,920 --> 01:08:41,240
Speaker 15: himself something stuffach, I'll take it.

1327
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:44,840
Speaker 3: That's the.

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Speaker 5: I'll take a meal. Raisin gross go, Thanks, appreciate.

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Speaker 2: The gut.

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Speaker 3: Three styling his heart out over here, and he wants

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Speaker 3: you to lady in the trap.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 3: It was good. I'm pretty you got drinking that a.

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Speaker 5: That's like miles from now.

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Speaker 3: I'm not I have another like you want us to

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Speaker 3: support your sandwich? Do you want us to make a documentary.

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Speaker 9: Put in the Aunjo by the way, I like meet

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Speaker 9: you this little coffee.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, make him feel like he's a bad Okay.

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Speaker 2: Make a sandwich.

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Speaker 3: Oh we got let's go.

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Speaker 5: Spit that ship.

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Speaker 3: I wish I could thank you guys so much. It's

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Speaker 3: been a pleasure. Thank you for having me.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Of course.

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Speaker 1: With every contre got it burning story that you're itching

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Speaker 1: to tell about when you bombed or absolutely failed in life.

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Speaker 3: Now's your chance to tell me all about.

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Speaker 5: It, babe. I want to hear your worst, most cringe

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Speaker 5: worthy what the fuck was I thinking?

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Speaker 3: What just happened?

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Speaker 4: Moment?

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Speaker 1: So pick up your phone and dial seven one six

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Speaker 1: bombing that seven one six two six six twenty four sixty.

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Speaker 3: Four and leave me a voicemail and we might just

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Speaker 3: play it on a future episode.

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Speaker 1: Bombing with Eric Andres brought to you by Will Ferrell's

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Speaker 1: Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcast. Our executive producer

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Speaker 1: is Noah Abad. Our producer's Bei Wang. Our research assistant

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Speaker 1: is David Carliner. Our editor and sound designers Andy Harris.

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Speaker 1: Our art is by Dylan Vanderberg. His podcast is recorded

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Speaker 1: at Sweet Tea Studios.