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Speaker 1: Welcome to This is important a production of I Heart Radio,

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Speaker 1: the show where we only talk about what's the most important,

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Speaker 1: bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today. This

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Speaker 1: is important A legendary fingerbank. Actually, do you know where

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Speaker 1: the place is to get mushrooms? It's the child's glory Hole?

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Speaker 1: What the fuck? Buckle up? Oh? Have you started, Blake?

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Speaker 1: Have you started every every episode with that? Does every

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Speaker 1: episode have that at the beginning? Uh, it's everyday, it's

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Speaker 1: every episode. But it's a lot of a lot of episodes.

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Speaker 1: If you were here, you know, kick off a lot

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Speaker 1: that way. I'm curious. I mean, I'm asking even the

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Speaker 1: ones I was a part of. Like, is that a

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Speaker 1: thing that you do? Everyone? Do you remember? No? Sim

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Speaker 1: and Rex just tweeted that let's Go is two guys? What? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Who is two girls? You know how like you'd go

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Speaker 1: when you go, like out to a restaurant a bars.

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Speaker 1: I think there's a lot of like drunk girls there.

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Speaker 1: You just hear like whell like yesh bitch where I

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Speaker 1: gotta say, I'm guilty of that too, wolf howling a

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Speaker 1: little bit of wooing. Yeah, I feel like your let's

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Speaker 1: go are more prevalent than your Blake rides them waves though.

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, let's go. Whatever is on that hot ship

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Speaker 1: is what Blake's gonna be doing. Did you guys see

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Speaker 1: the National Championship game the other night? After the Georgia one,

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Speaker 1: the QB was just like, let's go, let's go, let's go,

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Speaker 1: let's go. I can't escape it, guys. I know, well

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Speaker 1: what it is is. Uh yeah, it's it's it's got

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Speaker 1: it's dumb people, uh really really dumb people who uh idiots,

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Speaker 1: fucking moron. Okay, who are you to judge? It is

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Speaker 1: a placeholder for a real true thought, fucking idiot bitches. Now,

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Speaker 1: I think it's just people that don't have anything else

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Speaker 1: to say, right, It's when you have no words yourself

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Speaker 1: and you just this is the thing people say. And

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Speaker 1: I know, and they'll know that I know, and I

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Speaker 1: know that they know. It's an exclamation. Dude. You can't

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Speaker 1: always think of what's going to come out of It's

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Speaker 1: a knee jerk. You're not thinking about what you're gonna say. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm saying it's a it's a knee jerk. But it's

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Speaker 1: a new age booyah. Like I'm more of a booyall guy, Yeah, boom,

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Speaker 1: how don't we covered this? We've covered this whole thing, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm a I'm a boom shokolaka guy. We come back

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Speaker 1: to it a lot because Adam truly is infuriated by

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Speaker 1: the let's go away. It's every four episode, let's stop.

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Speaker 1: Let's go man, It's never gonna stop. It's never gonna stop.

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Speaker 1: It's just you just have to ride the wave. And

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Speaker 1: right now the wave is huge. It's cresting, bro, So

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Speaker 1: it's not going anywhere. Once a wave has that much energy, dog,

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Speaker 1: it keeps go. Let's go. I'm let me, Addam, let

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Speaker 1: me let me. Can I saddle you with something? Adam,

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Speaker 1: please saddle me. Come up with something better? Strap me

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Speaker 1: in your leathers? Yeah? Yeah, like, let's let's get going. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, too many words. First of all, it's for

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Speaker 1: Adam to do um and that was bad. I let's go.

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Speaker 1: I think if you seriously put your nose to the grindstone,

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Speaker 1: as I know you do, that means doing cocaine, come

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Speaker 1: up with something that's better. I'm you know, what could

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Speaker 1: you do? What's your what's your version? Hi? Oh yeah

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Speaker 1: that's cool? Yeah? What about Yes? Mommy, that's pretty good. Yes,

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Speaker 1: mommy's good. Yes, mommy. The new Let's go is. Kids

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Speaker 1: are saying, she's a lot now she let's go. I

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Speaker 1: think young Doug might have started that one, okay, instead

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Speaker 1: of like, so you just win the national championship. The

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Speaker 1: reporter comes rushing up to you, Hey, what you have

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Speaker 1: to say? You just won the national championship and you go, yes, mommy,

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Speaker 1: I wish dude, that's way better than let's go. That's

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Speaker 1: like a bed like a bob People are like, wait,

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Speaker 1: what is going on right now? Yes, mommy, we gotta

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Speaker 1: get about our own bob ba buie right like how

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Speaker 1: people shout that at golf outings to be like, I'm

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Speaker 1: Howard Stern fan or whatever. We have it. It's poos out. No,

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Speaker 1: Kevin Federline has Popo's out. We are children of What

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Speaker 1: about SCO? I'm about skull? Can't you just shorten it

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Speaker 1: and go? So, yeah, goes good? But that is let's

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Speaker 1: go go. Scull is better. Yeah, but SCO is that's

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Speaker 1: we've shortened it. SCO is a better skip. Yeah it's cool. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but you can't tell. You can't tell the difference. People

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Speaker 1: are just saying yes, mommy, sco, let's go. I think

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Speaker 1: if you shortened sko like we already did that and

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Speaker 1: it was good. But I think if you did that now,

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Speaker 1: it would it would it would happen. I think you'd

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Speaker 1: get that going. I think so. I wish like your

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Speaker 1: boobs were huge. Golf. You know what I did today

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Speaker 1: is I went golfing with Michelle We your bob golfe today? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wait this morning? Yeah? We have more? I need more?

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Speaker 1: What is it? You don't golf? You don't know Michelle We?

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Speaker 1: How does this happen? Oh? I don't. I don't, like

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Speaker 1: you haven't seen me in these streets? Say more. I

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Speaker 1: don't know who that is. I'm sorry, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Michelle We is a very famous, probably one of the

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Speaker 1: most famous female golfers. She was a sixteen year old

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Speaker 1: Fena like a while a while back, and she's, yeah,

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Speaker 1: is she from Conquered? Am I tripping? Tripping? You're you

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Speaker 1: are tripping? She is from the Bay Area? Where is

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Speaker 1: she from? I don't I can't remember exactly your spell

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Speaker 1: her name. She's from Walnut Creek. Okay, just get over it.

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Speaker 1: Is she not really? Everyone's from Walnut Creek? No, it

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Speaker 1: was just she's doing a thing. It was like a

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Speaker 1: sponsored thing for her, like YouTube channel or whatever. And

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Speaker 1: I and I just went and played golf with her

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Speaker 1: and it was it was a really fun paid friends,

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Speaker 1: paid friends. But how many holes it was we did?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't We went to a golf course and she

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Speaker 1: helped me with my swing. So you just were at

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Speaker 1: a driving range. No, it was at the course. And

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Speaker 1: then how many holes did you play? We didn't play

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Speaker 1: any holes. It was like an hour of her like

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Speaker 1: teaching me how to swing, and we were on the

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Speaker 1: golf course and uh, and just just crushing some balls.

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Speaker 1: What were your takeaways? What are you good at? What's

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Speaker 1: going down? Turns out I have a pretty decent swing.

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Speaker 1: But it was the more she like, She's like, let

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Speaker 1: me just see what you do naturally? And I did.

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Speaker 1: I hit like three balls. Sure it went off for

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Speaker 1: happy Gilmore. How quick was your shirt off? They were

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Speaker 1: pretty good? H The shirt stayed on because it was

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Speaker 1: I was also wearing a vest. Disappoint it, I know.

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Speaker 1: I admittedly I was just pointing my side. But then

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Speaker 1: the more I was taught, the worst I was because

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Speaker 1: you started thinking about all the mechanics it's because you're

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Speaker 1: no longer just flowing with it. You're thinking about everything.

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Speaker 1: I'm no longer being the freak athlete that I that

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Speaker 1: I am. But you don't like to be told what

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Speaker 1: to do. You like to kind of just feel it

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Speaker 1: out yourself and then I'm a vibe guy. Yeah. You

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Speaker 1: don't like being told how to feel. You don't like

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Speaker 1: being told how you how you do or anything. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well said, Well, I think that's the thing with golf, though,

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Speaker 1: is like you really have to break down your swing

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Speaker 1: and build it back up again. You you have so

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Speaker 1: many bad habits. I'm about to do that. I got

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Speaker 1: a driver from some homies from my fort and uh

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Speaker 1: because they're like your old. Now, let's play some golf.

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Speaker 1: I gotta hit the driving range and just undo because

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Speaker 1: I gotta slice that could cut up a watermelton. There

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Speaker 1: we go. I should I didn't even give you a gifters.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I should. I should give you a game

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Speaker 1: almost a year ago. Yeah, but what do you want it?

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Speaker 1: It's gonna be a post pandemic blowout. Don't get COVID.

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Speaker 1: I get it too. It I've got I've had it twice.

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Speaker 1: It's actually I personally I love it's actually I can't

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Speaker 1: smell cheeseburgers or anymore, but you know what, it's hell

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Speaker 1: of fun and change the game. And I wish they

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Speaker 1: would find this for other sports. Freaking mother freaking top

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Speaker 1: golf dude, have you guys ever done one? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: off the fucking hook for people who don't know. It's

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Speaker 1: like a driving range, but they have targets so you

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Speaker 1: can basically play, but like a Nintendo game in real life,

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Speaker 1: you're just like competing to get your friends to completely

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Speaker 1: flipped the game. And there's potato skins on call. Shall

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Speaker 1: we go do that? Yes, sir, let's do that. They're

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Speaker 1: building one down near Manhattan Beach. I think yea, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't know if l A had a had one.

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Speaker 1: It's hard. I looked into uh doing one. Uh. Me

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Speaker 1: and McBride were like, there has to be one of

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Speaker 1: these in Charleston because we went and shot in Myrtle

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Speaker 1: Beach and we all went to a top golf place

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Speaker 1: and just had a fucking blast, as one does. And

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Speaker 1: Danny was like, dude, we should get a top golf

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Speaker 1: place in Charleston if if we get like five or

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Speaker 1: ten of us to invest it won't even be that much,

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Speaker 1: I don't think. And then we looked into the actual

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Speaker 1: like nuts and bolts of of getting it started. It's

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Speaker 1: eighty acres that you have to own, holy ship of property. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what they do. That's what the franchise asked you

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Speaker 1: to buy or have in order to start a top

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Speaker 1: golf Well, think of how much land just golf courses required.

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Speaker 1: It's fucking crazy. I think like George Carlin has a

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Speaker 1: bit about like just how much land it takes up,

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Speaker 1: and if you turned it into like housing, go ahead

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Speaker 1: and do the yeah d It sounds so funny when

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Speaker 1: you break it down. Yes, mommy, yes, mommy. A lot

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Speaker 1: of top golf is cool. But there are times when

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Speaker 1: little changes to the game can backfire. I will take

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Speaker 1: a hard stance. I freaking hate cosmic bowling. Do you

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Speaker 1: remember that, like the glow in the dark time I

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Speaker 1: met my wife? He's up, that's how you met your

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Speaker 1: wife was during the cosmic bowling. It's the worst thing

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Speaker 1: to happen to bowling. Alleys it it's it's he explain yourself,

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Speaker 1: go ahead, why it sucks? Yeah, yeah, go ahead, because

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Speaker 1: it's not a boy. It's like all these lights, all

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Speaker 1: these distractions, all this bullshit, all this black light exactly

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Speaker 1: are you wait? I think we figured it out. You're

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Speaker 1: scared it's too dark. No, the game is fine how

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Speaker 1: it is. It doesn't need these elements. You think real

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Speaker 1: aliens are gonna show up, don't. I'm not scared of nothing.

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Speaker 1: I'm not scared, Kyle. It's not really cosmic. It's just

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Speaker 1: dark and black lights. There's no aliens. I'm not as

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Speaker 1: scared you think it. You think it takes away like

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Speaker 1: the pureness of bowld. I think it's it's great for

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Speaker 1: like parties and stuff, I guess, but it's that's what

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Speaker 1: it's for. That's what that's what it's for. That if

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Speaker 1: you're under six, well, it's not if you're trying. You

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Speaker 1: notice they're not doing cosmic bowling tournaments. It's just for

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Speaker 1: like high school lockins and ship Oh, I know, Adam

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Speaker 1: was all about some lockin. Oh dude, I was trying

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Speaker 1: to stay a lot. These girls are locked in here

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Speaker 1: with me. I was trying to stay. No one can

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Speaker 1: leave good And then it's just me hacky sacking in

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Speaker 1: the corner, hoping that that impresses one of the look

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Speaker 1: at these giant bowling shoes. Still over here. I'm not

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Speaker 1: going anywhere. I'm into the tiny, sweaty one, aggressively hacky,

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Speaker 1: sacking in the corner, slamming pictures of coke. Hey, I'll

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Speaker 1: be right here in a bowl unlimited Coca Cola. I

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Speaker 1: might have a sprite later. Yeah. When I call my

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Speaker 1: mom to pick me up in the morning, I go, oh, mommy,

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Speaker 1: So I'm sorry real quick. So you're you're like a

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Speaker 1: You're having fun at a thing that's not that fun

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Speaker 1: We did I care? How easy would it be to

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Speaker 1: Where it's at the where they tell you how heavy

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Speaker 1: That's the fun part about on a ball. Here's a

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Speaker 1: there it's just it's excus younger as cosmic bowling. Yeah,

417
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:09,160
Speaker 1: that's bowling alleys in general. They have dance like roller

418
00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: rinks have like dancing and disco balls and stuff. They

419
00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 1: have the same carpets, They the same sort of smells

420
00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 1: the same, and you, oh, you know what it is?

421
00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:21,159
Speaker 1: They play the hokey focus snack shacks serves the same stuff.

422
00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 1: You know what it is. It's because you're renting shoes. Yeah,

423
00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 1: maybe that's in both places, shoes are being rented, so

424
00:24:26,359 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 1: there's tons of sucking shoes off, smells and there's wood floors.

425
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: So at ours in Omaha, Nebraska, there was we had

426
00:24:34,760 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 1: skate land and then they had like this crazy huge

427
00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 1: playdaisy Um right with like now is that like you know,

428
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,680
Speaker 1: like McDonald's where they have the ball pick like a

429
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 1: Discovery zone exactly like a Discovery's z. And that was

430
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 1: the first time I ever finger banged a human woman.

431
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:59,959
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was the spot. Yeah, damn son, where'd

432
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: a fine man? It was her idea. She was like,

433
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:04,160
Speaker 1: let's climb up in the Playdaisium And I'm like, oh,

434
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 1: this is crazy finger a human woman? A human woman?

435
00:25:08,480 --> 00:25:10,919
Speaker 1: Do you want to step out the adjective human? Is that? Just?

436
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: Why did you? Was there a? Okay? They're not sometimes

437
00:25:14,520 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: the smell out to the jungle in Conqueror. Yeah, and

438
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,480
Speaker 1: then and then I remember not even I don't even

439
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:24,720
Speaker 1: know if like there was an insertion I think it

440
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:26,800
Speaker 1: was just like I just kind of patted the outside

441
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,760
Speaker 1: you just braided her pubes. Yeah, it was just I

442
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,000
Speaker 1: just didn't know what I was doing. I was just

443
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: flipping and flapping the grim details of like your first

444
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: time finger bangings. Uh, a woman is it's hard. It's

445
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 1: hard to find the right no idea. I didn't even

446
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 1: know that there was an inside of you know. No,

447
00:25:44,560 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: it was so hard. You'll actually I must have known that,

448
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: but in the moment, and my heart was racing way

449
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:54,240
Speaker 1: too hard. So nervous, yeah, just so nervous. But where

450
00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: mine was in a in a tube of a plataisium.

451
00:25:58,960 --> 00:26:04,040
Speaker 1: Where was yours? Lay back of a car? Yeah, parked classic?

452
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 1: What kind of car? The way you guys climbed in

453
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: the back, there was not a lot of climbing in

454
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 1: the back. For me, it was it was a lot

455
00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: of front seats. Yeah, I think there was. Like I

456
00:26:12,840 --> 00:26:15,480
Speaker 1: was at a house party and then like the place

457
00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: where we could go to be alone was the car. Sure, hey,

458
00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 1: do you want to go see that in my car?

459
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:23,640
Speaker 1: Was that your move? Kick all the taco bell out

460
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:28,600
Speaker 1: of the way, right, did you go? Like? Hey, uh,

461
00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:31,199
Speaker 1: I got the sweet back seat of my car or

462
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:33,239
Speaker 1: it was just sort of imploid. It wasn't my car.

463
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:35,479
Speaker 1: I couldn't drive. Kyle probably drove me to the party.

464
00:26:36,200 --> 00:26:38,000
Speaker 1: It was my car. So it was the back seat

465
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 1: of Kyle's car. Huge car. B what's the Kyle's car?

466
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,359
Speaker 1: Either know what car? What car did you do this in?

467
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,159
Speaker 1: I think it was her car? Which one of my cars?

468
00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: Did you do this? Okay? You dirty dog? It might

469
00:26:50,760 --> 00:26:55,520
Speaker 1: have been your car? Was it Honda Accord six Pulsar?

470
00:26:55,960 --> 00:26:58,960
Speaker 1: All right, we got a car. We gotta playdaisium Kyle,

471
00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 1: I played the five on this one. I think I know, well,

472
00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:03,760
Speaker 1: you know where it is? No, because mine's in the

473
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 1: car too. Is the same? It was in the back

474
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,480
Speaker 1: of the van. It was in the back of the van.

475
00:27:08,640 --> 00:27:11,040
Speaker 1: We don't plead the fifth just you know, we don't

476
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,639
Speaker 1: need to know the girl's name. By the way, I

477
00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 1: plead the fifth. It was a van. Okay, yeah, I know?

478
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, no, I think Kyle? Also what this

479
00:27:19,920 --> 00:27:21,560
Speaker 1: might not have been your first, but you didn't you

480
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:25,040
Speaker 1: have a really legendary one on a ski lift. Bro,

481
00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:32,880
Speaker 1: You're hero legendary. I'm still gonna send lake Is like

482
00:27:32,960 --> 00:27:38,960
Speaker 1: my fucking historian dude, in my hero legendary finger bang

483
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 1: is the funniest thing, also like the worst, Like then

484
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: you're going back in the glove. Yeah, so cold? No,

485
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 1: I feel like, no, you're totally right, absolutely because it

486
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:52,400
Speaker 1: was like you're alone and you can fucking like you're

487
00:27:52,520 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: you're alone the whole way up there and you can

488
00:27:54,840 --> 00:27:57,239
Speaker 1: get some ship done. Yeah. But also like it's a

489
00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,480
Speaker 1: weird spot for like your wrist, it's uncomfortable for her.

490
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:04,000
Speaker 1: It's cold for sure. Can you imagine if I would

491
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:09,480
Speaker 1: have just fell like reaching around like the funniest way

492
00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: to be paralyzed? Yes, yes, let's go. Or you're just

493
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: dangling by Kyle? Oh my god, how how did this happen?

494
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 1: You can't walk any locker? How did this happen? Well,

495
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:31,760
Speaker 1: mommy's still gonna send it. Man, dude, the ski lift, Jersey,

496
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: what you got, I'll tell you real quick. But if

497
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 1: you did fall and then you just had to kind

498
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: of clinch to dangle from, yeah, not good. Oh man,

499
00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: this was in a basement. Um, this girl who didn't

500
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: go to our school's basement, she had a sauna in

501
00:28:47,440 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: her basement. Wait so this was that's that's even cooler.

502
00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,560
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, a girl that did not go to

503
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:56,840
Speaker 1: your school. Yeah, that's fucking so. Gangster dude had like

504
00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:58,560
Speaker 1: a big house. So we're like, let's roll over to

505
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 1: this rish girl's house. Damn, she has a sauna in

506
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: the basement. Hot hot, hot hot. I didn't even know

507
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: such well things it was off, the sauna was off,

508
00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:10,560
Speaker 1: the room tempsa got dangerous as well. It feels like

509
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,640
Speaker 1: all of our finger beinging situations were kind of a

510
00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:23,040
Speaker 1: final destination yeah for somebody. Yeah, so that's it all right, cool,

511
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,560
Speaker 1: let's awkwardly go back to the group of people we got.

512
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:29,080
Speaker 1: We got interrupted multiple times in the platedais heer. It'd

513
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 1: be like literal children are coming in, or like the

514
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 1: dad's in the kneepad kids. We were like, I don't know,

515
00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,240
Speaker 1: it must have been fourteen or fifteen, So we weren't

516
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,719
Speaker 1: like true children. I mean we were children, but we

517
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 1: weren't like a little nine year olds. Like kids were

518
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: just like swinging in being like can I more like

519
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:50,360
Speaker 1: tubes closed? Get out of here? Some kids should in

520
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,560
Speaker 1: the ball beag. Have I told you I've had the

521
00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:56,840
Speaker 1: exact same experience at him what I feel like we

522
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,320
Speaker 1: have talked about this, but mine was like a high

523
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: school like ironic lock in where everybody was on certain

524
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:14,840
Speaker 1: teams that involve water. Okay, okay, swimming next edition, So um, wait,

525
00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,000
Speaker 1: what are we hiding here? It was wild wild times?

526
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: So what is it? What is it about the Discovery's

527
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:23,000
Speaker 1: own kind of thing? That's it? Never let your kids

528
00:30:23,040 --> 00:30:25,600
Speaker 1: go to the ball pit and McDonald's, Well, it's like

529
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,280
Speaker 1: your first it's your first freedom. You're like out of

530
00:30:28,320 --> 00:30:30,520
Speaker 1: the site. You're hidden. It's the first time that you

531
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:32,920
Speaker 1: could be like remember when you your mom would let

532
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:36,680
Speaker 1: you like go in. Then McDonald's play Daisy Um and

533
00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 1: you climb up there and you're like, I'm all alone

534
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,080
Speaker 1: right now, just sitting there tube Like I'm just in

535
00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: the tube. Like they're like, chuck e cheese behind the

536
00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: don't suck anyone's what are you saying? I'm like, I'll

537
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:52,560
Speaker 1: suck anything in here. I don't know. Wait, so the

538
00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:56,760
Speaker 1: DZ or the McDonald's McDonald's play Daisy Um, I guess

539
00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,040
Speaker 1: we're calling it is like the O. G. Truck stop.

540
00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:01,280
Speaker 1: You just go in there and you kind of like

541
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,920
Speaker 1: wait and someone comes in. You're like, okay, let's do this. Yeah,

542
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: it's the child's glory hole. Yeah, it's a it's a

543
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 1: childhood's truck stop, a childhood that's that's hard version of

544
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:25,880
Speaker 1: the church stop. Let's get dude. Why don't they make

545
00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: an adult like ball pit? I guess they do it

546
00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: like foam parties. So they have these things. I saw

547
00:31:31,440 --> 00:31:34,200
Speaker 1: this up in Toronto. I saw him up in Toronto.

548
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:37,760
Speaker 1: They have these like bars slash, workout slash, big trampolmine

549
00:31:38,040 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 1: velcrow suit, jump on the wall like it's like you

550
00:31:40,840 --> 00:31:44,400
Speaker 1: run around and you get like like sweaty. It sounds

551
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,800
Speaker 1: so dangerous and you're hanging out with friends and you're

552
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: also drunk. Gave a bunch of adults alcohol and then trampolines.

553
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,640
Speaker 1: Absolutely lutely no, I mean, I agree, but it is

554
00:31:56,800 --> 00:32:00,160
Speaker 1: something that is out. It's essentially it's it's the watch

555
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 1: their party, blake. It is those giant pool bars. Uh

556
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:06,600
Speaker 1: from my bachelor party. We went to Lake of the

557
00:32:06,600 --> 00:32:08,880
Speaker 1: Oz Arts and they had these big pool bars that

558
00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: we just all went in. The fact that we didn't

559
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:16,320
Speaker 1: get COVID don't get it makes me go yes, that

560
00:32:16,920 --> 00:32:20,440
Speaker 1: was wild inside, it was incredible. I'm I'm so proud

561
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: of us. I thought I was walking into it. I

562
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: was holding my breath around everybody. I was convinced. Yeah,

563
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:30,280
Speaker 1: I was convinced was purple. I wouldn't underwater, which is

564
00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:33,760
Speaker 1: a big dude. I was drinking the water, are you

565
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: kidding me? I was gargling with it on the mocking ski.

566
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 1: But no, that that was a you know that there's

567
00:32:42,400 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: some like just drunk idiots just finger banging and and

568
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,840
Speaker 1: jerking each other off just underneath the water, and there's

569
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,959
Speaker 1: there's no bubbles and you're not in a tube, you're

570
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:53,280
Speaker 1: not alone. No, but at that point you don't care.

571
00:32:53,480 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 1: Well that's weird because it's not even hidden. You can

572
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: see down the water. You can see through water, you know. Yeah, true,

573
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: not that water, not that water, that water. Those places

574
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,640
Speaker 1: were cool, but they were they were pretty gross as

575
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:10,479
Speaker 1: far as like um bars go right, Like, well, oh

576
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:12,880
Speaker 1: yeah they were. They're they're very fun, but like also

577
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,840
Speaker 1: kind of just too much, right, Oh no, I mean

578
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: I don't do you guys buck with pools at in

579
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,480
Speaker 1: Las Vegas, Like I think that's filthy as well. It's yeah,

580
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:24,800
Speaker 1: it's all very gross. Uh, those standing pools are. But

581
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: that but that being said, I still I'll still send it.

582
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,480
Speaker 1: You gotta go in. I'll still get ended. Yeah, I mean,

583
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 1: come on, uh, but that's how you get a staff infection.

584
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: I thought I have a staff infection. I think I

585
00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: was a bit by. I was attacked by a spider.

586
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: Uh in my sleep or something. My foot is like

587
00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: swallen up and you see like a mark COVID toes. Dude, dude,

588
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: it's COVID toes. I don't think it's COVID toes. Blake,

589
00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: what's COVID toes? I don't think so that's a real thing. Dude,

590
00:33:52,160 --> 00:33:55,200
Speaker 1: it's not a real thing. A double check it COVID toes.

591
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,360
Speaker 1: Like evidently, like a small portion of people happened to

592
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 1: Aaron Rodgers. This might be missing from I don't believe

593
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,520
Speaker 1: anything that this guy says. You can't you're not trustworthy

594
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:10,799
Speaker 1: with that had not fit on. I'll say it him

595
00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:15,759
Speaker 1: the cosmic bowling of news. Yes you are. I heard

596
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:18,919
Speaker 1: there was small amount of cases where people's toes get

597
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: red and swell up and it might be from COVID.

598
00:34:23,120 --> 00:34:26,080
Speaker 1: I just had COVID. I Adam's face. Adam's face got

599
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:32,680
Speaker 1: kind of like, no, there is a bite mark on it.

600
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: It looks like I was nibbed by something. Spider felt

601
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 1: like a damn cougar. Was the last time you guys

602
00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 1: watched Racnophobia? So good call your boy John Goodman. Haven't

603
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:46,200
Speaker 1: come on Johnny good wasn't that movie? That's a fantastic

604
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:49,560
Speaker 1: He had sick music when everybody he would enter, he

605
00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:52,920
Speaker 1: had a great he's great, he's he has such gravitas.

606
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,399
Speaker 1: New seasons Righteous jem Stones h it is out now.

607
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: The first two episodes. I get in a fist fight

608
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:05,359
Speaker 1: with with John Goodman this season boiler. Yeah, it's a reil.

609
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: It's a real battle royale. Yeah, we have we have

610
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: some real touching scenes. That's so cool. Everybody watched Righteous Gemstones.

611
00:35:12,239 --> 00:35:16,160
Speaker 1: That's on HBO Max. All right, correct, HB that is correct.

612
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:18,960
Speaker 1: Which is the best. That's the best app right HBO

613
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,480
Speaker 1: and HBO Max. Yes, that app I think I do

614
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: think it is the best. Yeah, you know Der's I

615
00:35:25,719 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: did tap in with girls five ever very funny, very funny.

616
00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it quite a bit. Is very is worth

617
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 1: a chuckle, super duper funny. Yeah, it's worth some chucks.

618
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,520
Speaker 1: Got some chucks in it. Brought that he's got some chucks.

619
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:41,160
Speaker 1: It's got a few gigs, Chucks and gigs he's a

620
00:35:42,239 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 1: freaking lukea. It definitely has some He's yes, mommy, let's go.

621
00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: I saw John Goodman one time in the Palisades buying

622
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:55,239
Speaker 1: some bread at the grocery store and that was cool. Dude. Yeah,

623
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Speaker 1: he lives out there. He's got a residence. Yea is

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Speaker 1: in places in New Orleans. And when I was shooting

625
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Speaker 1: when we first met uh Romantic comedy I did for Netflix,

626
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Speaker 1: he walked past and we were like, I walked out,

627
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Speaker 1: I heard John Gilman was was outside and so I

628
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Speaker 1: was like, oh, man, I want to go see him.

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Speaker 1: But that's before I knew him, and u uh he

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Speaker 1: had we had not signed on for Wright Gemstones. He

631
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Speaker 1: knew you, yes exactly, and uh. He goes on, what

632
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Speaker 1: are you guys shooting here? And they told him and

633
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Speaker 1: then they're he's like, oh, who's the star and he goes,

634
00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: Adam divine and he goes, huh, never heard of him?

635
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Speaker 1: And then watch away and the one who had to

636
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Speaker 1: tell you that a fellow actor like a p I

637
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Speaker 1: was like, it doesn't matter, that's a star. Were you

638
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Speaker 1: standing right there? Was standing right there now. It was

639
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Speaker 1: like a p A that I had, uh that i'd

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Speaker 1: become friendly with, so they thought it was funny to

641
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Speaker 1: throw that in my face, and it was, yeah, that's

642
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:56,439
Speaker 1: hi fucking epic slam dude, I love them real quick. Uh.

643
00:36:56,560 --> 00:36:59,600
Speaker 1: Watching Hitchcock the other night, um, and you brought up

644
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Speaker 1: bread obviously. I just want to bring this up. This

645
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Speaker 1: movie I was watching from was from Okay, he wasn't

646
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Speaker 1: watching that the other night. And they go to the

647
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:10,960
Speaker 1: back to the dude's apartment afterwards, and she's like, you

648
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Speaker 1: got any food and he throws He's like, how's herring?

649
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, okay, great. So he throws a

650
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Speaker 1: full herring onto like the skillet for like after bar

651
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Speaker 1: food and almost like that's a fish. Yeah, Like times

652
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Speaker 1: have changed. And then he pulls out He's like, he

653
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Speaker 1: wants some bread. Hang on, he goes, want some bread?

654
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah. He pulls out a loaf of bread

655
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Speaker 1: that's not sliced like a full like it looks like

656
00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: wonder bread, and then starts slicing slices and I'm like, well,

657
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 1: when did slice bread come out? Because they're saying, like,

658
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Speaker 1: best things since slice bread, wasn't that. The whole thing

659
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,440
Speaker 1: about Betty White is that she was she was older

660
00:37:45,280 --> 00:37:51,440
Speaker 1: before then sliced slice bread, So so it's after her birthday.

661
00:37:52,640 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 1: It took that long to just have someone to be like,

662
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,040
Speaker 1: what if we cut it and then put it in there?

663
00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: I mean, but that's there's so many things all the

664
00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: time that are like that. I know. It makes you

665
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: go like, how what sweet assid investment do we or

666
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Speaker 1: invention do we get on? Wait? Wait wait wait power bowling?

667
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Speaker 1: What crypto bowling bowling in the metaverse? But cosmically, what

668
00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:18,880
Speaker 1: if you just walk that back? Yes, what if you

669
00:38:19,040 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: don't go forward? You just walk that back and let's

670
00:38:21,239 --> 00:38:24,360
Speaker 1: walk it back back in time? Because I feel like

671
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Speaker 1: I might buy unsliced bread so that I can choose

672
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Speaker 1: how thick my slice is gonna be, you know what

673
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:33,680
Speaker 1: I mean? I feel like that. I don't know if

674
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Speaker 1: you can find see now you have that privilege. Now

675
00:38:36,680 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: that might be refreshing. Now you have that privilege, that

676
00:38:39,160 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 1: might be refreshing. Just bake your own bread. He's like,

677
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: after you're buying bread, just to cut it. I can

678
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Speaker 1: see Kyle being the type of guy that went through

679
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Speaker 1: his baking his own bread. Face yeah no, which is,

680
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:56,120
Speaker 1: did you ever go through a baking of your own bread? Face. Yeah,

681
00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:59,480
Speaker 1: it the coolest. Yeah, we did it. Yeah, Yeah, that's dope.

682
00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:04,560
Speaker 1: But I wonder bread that's unsliced. I don't know. I

683
00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,480
Speaker 1: don't know what you're getting at there. You just want

684
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: to cut the bread. I thought, can you find sandwich

685
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,600
Speaker 1: bread anywhere? Can you buy sandwich bread unsliced? Yes? Guys,

686
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,920
Speaker 1: what are you talking about? You can buy begettes and

687
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,799
Speaker 1: loads of bread that aren't no no, but specifically that

688
00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,440
Speaker 1: kind of like sandwich white bread. This is what I'm saying.

689
00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: I feel like this is you revert and then it

690
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 1: becomes cool again because you can buy like loaves of rye.

691
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:31,400
Speaker 1: But it's that circle joint I'm talking about, the square

692
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 1: with the little room top kind of. Yeah. Well, I

693
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:40,799
Speaker 1: was thinking about this. Imagine for say, imagine imagine, if

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Speaker 1: you will, imagine this sandwiches. Imagine you wake up on

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Speaker 1: a Saturday and you're like, well, I'd like to make

696
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: some French toast, okay, and you're like, I'm very hungry. Hey, guys,

697
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: I'm very hungry. And I look at a slice of

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Speaker 1: bread that's pretty slice from the store, from some machine

699
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Speaker 1: somewhere did it for me? And I say, you know what,

700
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Speaker 1: I'm hungrier I'm hungrier than that. I'm hungry personal a

701
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Speaker 1: machine did it. So maybe what I want is a

702
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Speaker 1: thicker slice of French toast. Oh well, cool, get the

703
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:14,560
Speaker 1: loaf of bread where you can cut your own bread

704
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Speaker 1: and you can go as thick as you want. This

705
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Speaker 1: is a winning idea. Have you ever had French toast?

706
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Speaker 1: That's just the toast? I'm sorry when you always buy,

707
00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,080
Speaker 1: don't you always buy? You could buy thicker like text

708
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 1: You could buy like Texas toast. That's thicker. You can

709
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,400
Speaker 1: buy Texas toast. And also you can just buy loaves. Okay, fine?

710
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Speaker 1: Another example, I've never made French toast out of a

711
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Speaker 1: regular loaf of bread. You've never made French toast out

712
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Speaker 1: of a regular loaf of bread in your entire what?

713
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:47,840
Speaker 1: You always have French toast? Brioche? You always have Brioche bread.

714
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Speaker 1: I never make French toast out of nowhere you plan

715
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Speaker 1: to do it. I didn't even know French toast was

716
00:40:52,120 --> 00:40:54,680
Speaker 1: a thing. What that fuck that? You can just make

717
00:40:54,719 --> 00:40:59,640
Speaker 1: at home? Until he golfed with Michelle Wee. You're you're planning,

718
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:03,160
Speaker 1: You're always planning. Your French toast unders always enough where

719
00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,800
Speaker 1: you can go get your Brios bread. Yeah, what how often, Kyle,

720
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Speaker 1: how often are you making French toast? I didn't even

721
00:41:10,640 --> 00:41:12,360
Speaker 1: know you could make that at home. I thought that

722
00:41:12,440 --> 00:41:15,520
Speaker 1: was like a restaurant specific. This is a thing French,

723
00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:18,960
Speaker 1: are you? I thought that was a Danny's type thing.

724
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,680
Speaker 1: It is a Danny's type thing. But French toast is

725
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:23,680
Speaker 1: also the type of thing that's supposed to You're supposed

726
00:41:23,680 --> 00:41:25,840
Speaker 1: to It's supposed to sweep you up in the moment.

727
00:41:26,480 --> 00:41:29,640
Speaker 1: It's so supposed to get an idea for French TOAs

728
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:34,040
Speaker 1: absolutely not. No instant pancakes are bis quick, Love me

729
00:41:34,120 --> 00:41:37,560
Speaker 1: some biscuit, but it's the same concept. French toast is

730
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: like four steps bis quick. Pancakes are to shake it poor.

731
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,879
Speaker 1: But you guys don't enjoy cooking at all, right, you don't.

732
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:47,160
Speaker 1: You don't enjoy cooking. You don't like that part of

733
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: the kitchen. No do you cook? I'm seriously of your pancakes.

734
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,439
Speaker 1: I grill on my pancakes. You're not cooking, and you're

735
00:41:54,440 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: making the easiest pancakes on planet Earth. And there's his planning,

736
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:59,759
Speaker 1: his French toast missions. So you guys are not just

737
00:41:59,800 --> 00:42:01,960
Speaker 1: going into the kitchen and looking at what you have

738
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 1: and saying like, do you make bit? I love Kyle's

739
00:42:04,880 --> 00:42:06,279
Speaker 1: like the guy. I was like, I'm just gonna see

740
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,400
Speaker 1: what ingredients I have when I can make with them.

741
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,520
Speaker 1: My house, we make dinner every night. Bro, Like my

742
00:42:11,560 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: wife is the cook. But like we're talking about us,

743
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:17,959
Speaker 1: we're talking about man recipes, We're talking about daddy's home.

744
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: That's why I'm so surprised about this. French. Don't say

745
00:42:20,719 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 1: your wife is the cook. Your wife cooks mostly most.

746
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,840
Speaker 1: She kicked cooks the most. She does. She is the

747
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: cook out of the two of us. She is. She

748
00:42:29,440 --> 00:42:32,400
Speaker 1: teaches me, she teaches me. But you're talking about a

749
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:35,759
Speaker 1: dad meal. French toast is a motherfucking dad meal, absolutely,

750
00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:38,520
Speaker 1: so what the fun? Lucky Charms is a dad meal?

751
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:46,520
Speaker 1: Domino's mother little sis. I mean, yes, I'm not going

752
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,160
Speaker 1: to discount these. These are good dad meals. But French

753
00:42:49,200 --> 00:42:53,200
Speaker 1: toast toast. No, I can make French toast, but can you?

754
00:42:53,480 --> 00:42:56,799
Speaker 1: I don't even I didn't even know that's something that's real, dude. Yes,

755
00:42:56,880 --> 00:43:00,399
Speaker 1: it's very easy. What's the process. You scrambled, you add

756
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,120
Speaker 1: the cinnamon, you egg, get bread in it. Yes, yeah,

757
00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:05,160
Speaker 1: that's what you don't you soak the egg and the

758
00:43:05,160 --> 00:43:09,160
Speaker 1: bread of egg on the griddle. Yes, it's so easy,

759
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 1: and it's the bomb. Not as easy. You got to

760
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: own a griddle. So this is like rich people ship.

761
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:17,640
Speaker 1: No wonder why my family never you could do it,

762
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:22,840
Speaker 1: scaled it. That's beautiful. Goddamn that sounds so difficult. Are

763
00:43:22,880 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 1: there any take backs, apologies, giveaways, epic slams bro slam.

764
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:30,160
Speaker 1: I would love to give us slam on all of you,

765
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: slam on all of you, slam on the cast to

766
00:43:36,440 --> 00:43:41,600
Speaker 1: slam upon you. Yes, mommy, on you. I would love

767
00:43:41,320 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: to go ahead, go ahead. I was just gonna say

768
00:43:43,080 --> 00:43:45,839
Speaker 1: real I just real quick, real quick one and hold on,

769
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:52,600
Speaker 1: just real quick. Want to know pancakes waffles for French toast. Okay,

770
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:57,319
Speaker 1: that's not wafs now, we're just now we're that. That's

771
00:43:57,320 --> 00:44:01,360
Speaker 1: an entire other podcasters wrapping it up. I go, I

772
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:07,439
Speaker 1: go waffles, but then blueberry pancakes immediately following that. Keep

773
00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 1: the fruit out my breakfast. I'm going pan pancakes, but

774
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 1: I'm French, but but like a nice crispy waffle, like

775
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: a little crisp's feel like pancakes. Pancakes are cake and

776
00:44:23,239 --> 00:44:26,480
Speaker 1: then weirdly as good as French toast is. It's like

777
00:44:26,560 --> 00:44:29,920
Speaker 1: it's two decades. It's too much, it's too much. Well,

778
00:44:29,960 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: you're not putting eggs on the side. If you make

779
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: the mistake of scrambling eggs with French toast, you sure

780
00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: getting too much eggs. Dummy? What are your day one?

781
00:44:38,800 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: Just to be clear again, pancakes, waffles. We weren't talking

782
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:47,799
Speaker 1: about other things that you eat a lot. Yeah, I

783
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,880
Speaker 1: guess I wouldn't like waffles if I also had to

784
00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:55,839
Speaker 1: chug a gallon of orange juice. So it's pancakes and sandwiches. Yea, wait,

785
00:44:56,040 --> 00:45:00,960
Speaker 1: waffles and cereal and eggs and French stuf ride steak

786
00:45:02,920 --> 00:45:08,360
Speaker 1: with some And where do you guys stand on this? Mommy?

787
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: Real quick? I want to give a special shout out

788
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:14,359
Speaker 1: to Clayton valley Ball, the bowling alley that raised me.

789
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: I bet they do cosmic bowling. They do do cosmic

790
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,399
Speaker 1: bowl I don't work with that, but thank you so

791
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 1: much for making me the bowler I am today. Shout

792
00:45:22,280 --> 00:45:26,879
Speaker 1: out to Niles Niles Lanes and Skokie, Illinois. I believe

793
00:45:26,880 --> 00:45:29,720
Speaker 1: it's okay, all right, Niles Lanes. I'd like to bowler.

794
00:45:29,800 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 1: I guess it's in Niles. Big shout out to Cougar

795
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:36,239
Speaker 1: Lanes in Omaha, Nebraska. Big shout out to Cougar Lanes.

796
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: I think I have bowled there. Yeah, I think I've

797
00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: taken you bowling at Cougar Lanes. And we might have

798
00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:45,919
Speaker 1: played some cruise in USA as well. Oh yeah we did. Yeah,

799
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: yeah we did, Yeah we did. If you got out,

800
00:45:51,719 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 1: if you got first place at Cougar Lanes bowl at

801
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,160
Speaker 1: the Cruise in USA, you gotta go again. That's so.

802
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: And that's another episode showed off. This This is important,

803
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:13,960
Speaker 1: This is important. This was fuck this was important. Goddamn