WEBVTT - I Stole Your Inflatable Santa

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone.

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<v Speaker 2>Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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<v Speaker 1>And today it's from Garrett. Yes, what's it all about?

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<v Speaker 2>Garrett?

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<v Speaker 3>Kristen's going to play a phone tap on her husband Tony. Now,

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<v Speaker 3>Tony's that guy on the block who loves to deck

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<v Speaker 3>out his house for the holiday season with lights, blow

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<v Speaker 3>up things on in the front lawn, all over the house,

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<v Speaker 3>even in the backyard. So I'm going to start the

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<v Speaker 3>call to Tony as his brand new neighbor that lives

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<v Speaker 3>right behind him that he hasn't met yet, let him

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<v Speaker 3>know I have a little issue with his holiday decor

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<v Speaker 3>around his house. Oh good, the new neighbor chiming in, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>the holiday decorations.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's listen in to Garrett phone tap. Here we go. Hello, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>is this Tony Clars?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, hey Tony.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is George Feene. I live right behind you.

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<v Speaker 1>I just moved in about three weeks ago. We haven't

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<v Speaker 1>met yet, so oh hey, George.

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<v Speaker 3>I know this is not the best way to meet,

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<v Speaker 3>but I'm having a little issue and wondering if you

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<v Speaker 3>could help me out with this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, go ahead. Shoot.

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<v Speaker 3>I noticed about three days ago your Christmas stuff went

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<v Speaker 3>up in your front and even backyard too, But why

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<v Speaker 3>have stuff in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>Much coming into my house and it's always blinking and

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<v Speaker 3>boom boom boom, and I'm trying to sleep and it's

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<v Speaker 3>like boom boom.

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<v Speaker 2>I understand, but but you know yet to the stand too,

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<v Speaker 2>is the season?

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<v Speaker 3>Can you just maybe tone down the lights or take

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<v Speaker 3>down a few in the backyard?

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<v Speaker 2>And just I know you knew and everything, but I

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<v Speaker 2>ask anybody in the neighborhood. Every single year, people come

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<v Speaker 2>from all over. I am like, you know, famous, a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit over in the area for this. Okay. You

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<v Speaker 2>know I've won awards every year, I get a prize. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>what I do, Lindes or whatever. And and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very sorry. You can't sleep a put a mask

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<v Speaker 2>over your face or whatever your eyes, cover your eyes somehow.

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<v Speaker 2>But the lights are not going off. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I was afraid that we're going down this route.

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<v Speaker 3>This morning. I went to your house and I took

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<v Speaker 3>your blow up, Santa. I took your blow up inflatable Sanna.

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<v Speaker 2>And you better not have you better not have.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, even it is sitting in my basement right now,

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<v Speaker 3>and if you want to turn down some of your lights,

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<v Speaker 3>you can get Santa back.

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<v Speaker 2>I listen to me. I get hold about six seven o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>That better be back where you found it. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>understand me?

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<v Speaker 3>I will give it back and put it where I

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<v Speaker 3>found it exact place once once the lights get turned off.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not getting turned off. Okay, I don't get

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<v Speaker 2>on from you. Okay, you stand back again. Is a family?

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<v Speaker 2>You want to put that in my tense? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>understand what that means to me?

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<v Speaker 1>You're giving your kids a blow up? Santa?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I am okay if it's any of your business,

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<v Speaker 2>all right? Well your business?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, maybe we can work a deal. We're friends here, Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>we're friends deals all right? Well, maybe you can come over.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll have some coffee or maybe some tea. Seem like

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<v Speaker 3>a tea guy. We'll talk about this.

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<v Speaker 2>Come how about that for I will defight Santa right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I will deflate him and you will not be able

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<v Speaker 1>to blow him up again.

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<v Speaker 2>I will cut him him show.

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<v Speaker 3>Ps, make sure your wife is wearing some clothes, because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm tired of seeing her walk around naked in the backyard.

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<v Speaker 1>She had some orange juice. Naked the other day. Whoa

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<v Speaker 1>lodie do?

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<v Speaker 2>Look at me? No, she does not do that. First

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<v Speaker 2>of ball, And if you disrespect my wife one more time,

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<v Speaker 2>by you're gonna get.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not disrespecting anybody. You Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, I'm in so much, sir.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know he was that into Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>He's awful. Oh he's calling me right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it go to voicemail and freaking out a little

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<v Speaker 1>bit more and then we'll call him right back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, Hello, Hi, Hi, honey, what's up? Hey, Hey, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>well you right now? You're home. I'm running Aarondon'm at

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<v Speaker 2>the post office. And then I was gonna go forget

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<v Speaker 2>all that go home right now. He should have gone

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<v Speaker 2>Houses under attack, but that crazy got behind this. Our

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<v Speaker 2>house is under attack. Yes, she's taking He took Sad already.

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<v Speaker 2>He took Fanta. Yes, he said he saw Shanda. And

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<v Speaker 2>he's not gonna give him back until I drop the

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<v Speaker 2>legs of the back because I keeping him up at night.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know whatever, I don't care. I'm like having

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<v Speaker 2>drinks over here. You probably didn't even celebrate Christmas. That's

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<v Speaker 2>why he's a He might have a point. What the

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<v Speaker 2>backyard life if they're too bright? We're talking about what

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<v Speaker 2>you heard it on me? That too? Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know things, but he's telling me that. He's looking

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<v Speaker 2>at you through the window, drinking orange shoes naked. We

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<v Speaker 2>are doing that. I do it every morning. Pristue, you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing why would you do that? It's godlines. I'm so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 2>This guy's I'm pulling Malia said, he's making things up

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<v Speaker 2>and he's telling minute truth dot some clothes on and

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<v Speaker 2>drinking juice.

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<v Speaker 1>Will you Tony, Tony? What hey, Tony?

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Garetha Elvis Durant in the Morning Show.

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<v Speaker 3>And you just got phone tats.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, all over Santa Yo. I already row. I

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<v Speaker 2>was already start to drive it home, going like ninety

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<v Speaker 2>miles an hour over.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, Tony, what do you want to say to your wife?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Stannon better be home when I get home.

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<v Speaker 1>To the Elvis Duran phone tap.

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