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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast? Hi,

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Speaker 1: Elvis represents minute Morning Show. Here we go the fifteen

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Speaker 1: minute Morning Show podcast. If you got a crowded house,

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Speaker 1: we got Dave Brody in the den. We've got Garrett

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Speaker 1: at the tip of the penis shaped tablet is here,

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Speaker 1: and there's Straight and Nate and Scary and Gandhi and Danielle. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Al right, did I miss anyone? O? Hi? Hi? Hey, Hey,

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Speaker 1: so where do we start? Hey? I want to play

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Speaker 1: a game within the room. Who do you think in

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Speaker 1: this room right here? Is most likely to get a

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Speaker 1: vanity license plate? Scotty. He's had one before. I've always

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Speaker 1: had them until probably six months ago. I've had my

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Speaker 1: entire life. If I was to say you were wrong,

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Speaker 1: who the next person? Scary? Yeah, scary? I can see

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Speaker 1: Scary getting one that says scary and then having like

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Speaker 1: an Elvis d Rancho bumper sticker and what's going on?

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Speaker 1: So I never envisioned it. So I sent this person

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Speaker 1: to link a go, Hey, you should get this. Froggy

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Speaker 1: is possibly getting a tom Brady vanity license plate? Really,

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Speaker 1: what are you getting? I'm on the list because Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: But there's a limited edition that you could get, so

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Speaker 1: I signed up for it. I haven't found out yet.

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Speaker 1: I haven't decided yet. That's the thing is if you

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Speaker 1: first have to go and you'll give you the option

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Speaker 1: to get one, then you have to say what you

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Speaker 1: want on it. So I haven't decided to get what.

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Speaker 1: I'll put letters. I think in the state of word

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Speaker 1: you can put six letters oh, God, L O, S

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Speaker 1: E R, five letters D A G O A T,

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Speaker 1: dug goat dog and put sixty to go. I would

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Speaker 1: do that. I told you guys, I would do anything

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Speaker 1: to Tom. That doesn't matter. Indian people have vanity plates

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Speaker 1: all the time. Like if you see somebody with a

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Speaker 1: name on their car or look in the car, it's

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Speaker 1: probably an Indian person who in your family has has plates.

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Speaker 1: Two of my uncles do and one of my cousins.

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Speaker 1: But it's because a lot of people so with like Hindoos,

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Speaker 1: they want to name things because they think that it

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Speaker 1: brings good luck. So when you get a new car,

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Speaker 1: they'll name the car and then a lot of times

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Speaker 1: they put that on the plate or their own name.

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Speaker 1: Can you guess it was named it for your dog?

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Speaker 1: Wasn't it was Scotty B? Was my very first license

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Speaker 1: calling ye and that's some cop called me out over

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Speaker 1: his p A system in his car Scotty B pull over.

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Speaker 1: I was like, how does you know who I am?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, damn it, and I got rid

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Speaker 1: of that really fast. That's such a douchebag thing. Your name,

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Speaker 1: I was seventeen. You think it's a yeah? I think

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Speaker 1: it is. My boyfriends might have his name ish on

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Speaker 1: his license plate. He might. Who knows. We're not supposed

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Speaker 1: to say license plates on the air, right, Gandhi's lover,

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Speaker 1: Oh god, thank god, it does not know, but it's

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Speaker 1: it's it's I mean it's it's close to his name,

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Speaker 1: but not quite his name. I don't want to say

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Speaker 1: it just because they're not supposed to stay. Um, Brodie,

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Speaker 1: how's everything going in the Brody to End today? Everything's good.

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Speaker 1: I I contacted my town yesterday. They dug up the

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Speaker 1: entire street from end to end to put down some

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Speaker 1: new gas pipe whatever, and they paved over the long

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Speaker 1: trench the whole length of the block right in front

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Speaker 1: of my house. There's eight to ten inch holes where

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Speaker 1: the steamroller missed, so it's like a landmine when you

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Speaker 1: walk past my driveway. So I sent the town an

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Speaker 1: email and said, they just to let you know there's

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Speaker 1: a couple of eight inch little divots in the street.

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Speaker 1: I don't know about the rest of the street, but

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Speaker 1: maybe when the weather is nice, you want to take

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Speaker 1: a look. So about fifteen minutes ago, there's a pounding

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Speaker 1: on my door. Hey, oupen up at the door. I saw.

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Speaker 1: I said, who is it? You call it a town

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Speaker 1: make a complaint about the street. And he's screaming and

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Speaker 1: yelling through the door because I sound like Luigi, exactly

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Speaker 1: like Luigi. That's why I'm doing it exactly. In fact,

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Speaker 1: he had the hat and the suspenders, and he says,

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Speaker 1: I pay it the street. So he took it very personally.

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Speaker 1: He made me go outside in the snow. He brushed

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Speaker 1: away the snow and the slush to show me the holes.

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Speaker 1: And I got a lesson in holes, apparently because it's temporary.

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Speaker 1: Phil And he goes, look at this, and he kicked

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Speaker 1: the hole and made the whole bigger to show me

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Speaker 1: it's all temporary. So from my troubles, I now have

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Speaker 1: a bigger hole in the street. And I found myself

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Speaker 1: apologizing to him for having me audacity to let the

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Speaker 1: town know there were holes in the street. So there

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Speaker 1: you go, that's my day. Sounds like a very complete day,

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Speaker 1: Luigi finding about holes in your street. He jumped on

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Speaker 1: a mushroom, he got a free life. Okay, to pick

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Speaker 1: with Froggy about his food news, daniel so annoying though,

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Speaker 1: because so he was doing. What was the name of

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Speaker 1: the list reasons, Danielle is a bit Okay, you don't

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Speaker 1: have time for that list. Okay, it was the most

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Speaker 1: popular candy bars in America. Yes, and on it the

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Speaker 1: number two right was Rees's Peanut butter Cups. Peanut butter cups,

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Speaker 1: not candy bars. You say, the top five cups in

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Speaker 1: the country, right, So that's a dumb it's considered a

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Speaker 1: candy bar. I agree with Danielle. It is so you

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Speaker 1: can definition of a bar. You can blame the people

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Speaker 1: that eat this, not that that's where I got the

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Speaker 1: list from. I think the list is a good list.

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Speaker 1: That's why I gave it to you. What Danielle says

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Speaker 1: to Froggy eat this, not that it's a fine list.

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Speaker 1: You have a question. Were some things excluded but not others.

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Speaker 1: So Reese's makes the list, but the other popular ones

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Speaker 1: that you know would have been there. Hershe's kisses her,

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Speaker 1: she's kids, yeah, and then she's kisses on a chocolate bar.

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Speaker 1: Neither the right there or they're all not? That's right, scary?

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Speaker 1: What about sist what about skills and starburs that it's

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Speaker 1: not a candy bar, that's Candy's chocolate. It should have

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Speaker 1: been like the best chocolate Listen, Reese's does make a

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Speaker 1: bar form, so would that count. You're thinking of the

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Speaker 1: recess Reces, not Rece's. It's Reese's. I'll never say that way. Ever,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna say it wrong your whole life. Isn't that

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Speaker 1: a kind of a monkey or reeseus? Yes, yes, yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: say Porsche. I have to do commercials at the radio

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Speaker 1: station for a Porsche dealership. I'll never say Porsche. Isn't

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Speaker 1: it poor? Sure? That is the way I don't like it.

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Speaker 1: It is Porsche. But if you say Porsche, everyone knows

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Speaker 1: what you're saying, so no one gets mad. Toms said,

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Speaker 1: Porsche and whisky business. That's all that matters. People do

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Speaker 1: get mad. So Danielle, what about like the outrage, just

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Speaker 1: like sticks, these things. The Reese's outrage is sticks. Those

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Speaker 1: are bars. No, but yeah, but that's not going to

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Speaker 1: be number two on the list. But it's made it

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Speaker 1: the same thing. It's still the same thing. It's a stick,

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Speaker 1: you know what, Danielle, what about a kick cat? That's

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Speaker 1: a candy bar. It is if you break it, break

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Speaker 1: it apart. It's a bar that's dogs having fun. And

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Speaker 1: that was on the list. There was also Twigs was

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Speaker 1: on the list TwixT. I consider candy bar. It's a

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Speaker 1: kind of a stick, Danielle. It's just stick. It's sticks.

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Speaker 1: You know what you can do with your sticks. That's

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Speaker 1: what means. Why is it a stick? Why is a

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Speaker 1: stick count? But yet a cup doesn't? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: because it's in a more bar for it's right, it's

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Speaker 1: just a thinner bar. I mean, come on, people, it's

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Speaker 1: still fucking candy. So it's just a chocolate list. Then

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Speaker 1: it's chocolate list. A cup is a round bar, the

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Speaker 1: chocolate it's not. I'm called Eminem should have been there. Yeah, yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: that's not a bar. If they made it, if they

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Speaker 1: made an Eminem's bar, yeah, that was the cup. So

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Speaker 1: they're around like a cup. So what's the difference. This

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Speaker 1: is stupid talk about poop yet I'm sorry, I'm busy

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Speaker 1: looking at my Instagram. I'm bored with something. You guys

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Speaker 1: want street camera out there in the video the way

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Speaker 1: to cut a cake? Oh yeah, that looks so cool,

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Speaker 1: Oh garrits. Is elvis a new way to cut the cake?

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Speaker 1: What is it? I'm gonna I'm gonna have to hold

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Speaker 1: it up? Did you send it to me? Hold on

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Speaker 1: a text promised he's going to make you use a

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Speaker 1: wine glass? Hold on, what is any personal round credit

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Speaker 1: card number? Wine glass? And then you just eat the

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Speaker 1: cake out of the wineglass with a spoon. But then

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Speaker 1: someone gets the center and the centers genius, right, and

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Speaker 1: hold on, here's a hot guy walking down the beach.

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Speaker 1: And took so long for someone to think of that.

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Speaker 1: But that's not a good idea of the side of

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Speaker 1: the side of the wine glass. If you if you don't,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have cake all over it. Okay, so well

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Speaker 1: you you have that, you can hold about the stam

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Speaker 1: your and you thought my candy bar list was stupid,

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Speaker 1: And now we're gonna cut a cake with a wine glass?

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Speaker 1: Year Okay, I like it. Then you don't need a plate,

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Speaker 1: and you just got everything. Every one glass, a little

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Speaker 1: triangle that's gonna fold down between the one glass. We've

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Speaker 1: talked about absolutely nothing, not quite fifteen minutes, but we

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Speaker 1: have to go because we have we have an assignment

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Speaker 1: that we have to get taken care of right now. Okay,

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Speaker 1: so does you gonna have any closing thoughts Brody the

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Speaker 1: worst podcast ever? We said that all the time. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we said that, No Elvis, I'm good. Okay, we gotta

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Speaker 1: get out of here. Have a beautiful day species The

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Speaker 1: fifteen Minute Morning Show