1 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:24,040 Speaker 1: Podcast starts. Now, what's up everybody across the globe? You 2 00:00:24,120 --> 00:00:27,120 Speaker 1: are listening to stra Radio Lab And this is a 3 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:29,880 Speaker 1: This is a historic episode. This is a historic and 4 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:33,080 Speaker 1: even momentous episode because we are in fact in a 5 00:00:33,159 --> 00:00:38,479 Speaker 1: studio for the first time since literally since February. The 6 00:00:38,560 --> 00:00:43,760 Speaker 1: first episodes we ever released were recorded pre pandemic, and um, 7 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:45,920 Speaker 1: after the pandemic started, we said, we're releasing this is 8 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: a dry run to see if anyone once will require us. 9 00:00:49,080 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: And then, honey, you better believe that two years later, Yeah, no, 10 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: it was amazing. People were not exactly chomping at the bit, 11 00:00:56,520 --> 00:00:59,880 Speaker 1: but that is so powerful. It was a slow champ, 12 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:02,960 Speaker 1: a slow champ at the bed for a few nibbles 13 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:06,839 Speaker 1: here and there. Yeah, by nibbles we mean um, hard nose, 14 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 1: hard nos, just constant hard nose until we ran out 15 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:15,560 Speaker 1: of places. And but then a year later where thin. 16 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:17,559 Speaker 1: A year later it was a machine made in heaven. 17 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,840 Speaker 1: And now look at us back in a studio in 18 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 1: one might add Hollywood, California, which is in fact a 19 00:01:24,319 --> 00:01:28,200 Speaker 1: neighborhood in the city of Los Angeles Angeles. And no 20 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:32,759 Speaker 1: one talks about that. Everyone's always saying, oh, Hollywood, that's 21 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:35,720 Speaker 1: the whole city. No, it's a neighborhood much like that's 22 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: something we learned this weekend. Actually, I've learned actually so 23 00:01:39,240 --> 00:01:42,200 Speaker 1: many cool l A facts, Like five, did you know 24 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:45,080 Speaker 1: that l A is the coldest city on Earth? I 25 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: am quite literally there are icicles forming in my nostrils. 26 00:01:49,160 --> 00:01:52,280 Speaker 1: I cannot believe how cold I am on a day 27 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:55,080 Speaker 1: to day basis. I live in fear when I am 28 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:58,480 Speaker 1: outside that it could turn frigid at any moment without warning. 29 00:01:58,920 --> 00:02:01,200 Speaker 1: It is almost a out of for for the entertainment 30 00:02:01,200 --> 00:02:03,360 Speaker 1: industry in that sense, like at any given point you 31 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:05,919 Speaker 1: could just be like kind of kicked in the nuts, 32 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 1: so to speak. It also like, literally, I know that 33 00:02:09,040 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: this town is about acting and valuing acting as an 34 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:17,639 Speaker 1: economic system. But everyone acts the whole time like they 35 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:20,240 Speaker 1: live in like summer all the time. Well everyone, I 36 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,680 Speaker 1: mean everyone is acting, is the thing. Everyone's acting constantly, 37 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:25,919 Speaker 1: and it's like it's actually not acting if it's your 38 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:28,639 Speaker 1: whole personality. And the thing is they're all actually pretty 39 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:31,080 Speaker 1: talented at it because you are, like, am I the 40 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,840 Speaker 1: crazy one? Okay? So there's all these things. Another thing 41 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,880 Speaker 1: I've learned about l A is that everyone the whole 42 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:41,800 Speaker 1: culture lives in fear of the time. Sisters. I could 43 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:44,560 Speaker 1: not believe last night what happened. So we did a 44 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: live show last night, which will you know, which will 45 00:02:47,360 --> 00:02:52,120 Speaker 1: be available soon to stream, and we did our you know, 46 00:02:52,160 --> 00:02:53,320 Speaker 1: we have a segment that we do at the end 47 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:55,200 Speaker 1: of the show called issue there Yet, where we ask 48 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:59,240 Speaker 1: our illustrious guests if various celebs are there yet culturally 49 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: meaning are they iconic? And um, you know, we did 50 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:09,520 Speaker 1: everyone from Amelia Badelia to Kamala Harris. No one was 51 00:03:09,560 --> 00:03:14,760 Speaker 1: nervous until we put up Alana Heim the way. We 52 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,760 Speaker 1: put up a lot of time on the screen and 53 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:21,960 Speaker 1: people didn't laugh. People didn't people. There was a chill 54 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:24,240 Speaker 1: and it was almost like people were like, you can't 55 00:03:24,240 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: do that here. Yeah, well we had So the whole 56 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:28,040 Speaker 1: bit was that we had a Lana and then the 57 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:30,239 Speaker 1: next slides were Danielle heim S t him and so 58 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:31,799 Speaker 1: it was like ha ha ha, which one of them? 59 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:33,880 Speaker 1: You know, like what do we think of them? Blah blah, 60 00:03:33,919 --> 00:03:36,560 Speaker 1: and people were like walking out. It was, you know, 61 00:03:37,280 --> 00:03:41,480 Speaker 1: so anti free speech the way, it's the one thing 62 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,520 Speaker 1: you can't talk about. That's the real cancel culture that 63 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,080 Speaker 1: in l a the one thing you can't talk about 64 00:03:45,120 --> 00:03:46,800 Speaker 1: as the Time Sisters. And then we were all kind 65 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:48,200 Speaker 1: of like joking. We were like do you guys know 66 00:03:48,240 --> 00:03:50,680 Speaker 1: with them? And everyone was like yeah, pretty much like 67 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:53,520 Speaker 1: I mean, I was really like, what had they done 68 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 1: to you all? And also, by the way, we're fans 69 00:03:55,440 --> 00:03:57,200 Speaker 1: of the Time Sisters, so it was it was very 70 00:03:57,280 --> 00:03:59,720 Speaker 1: much like even though we kept repeating, it's kind of 71 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:02,800 Speaker 1: like if I were to, you know, accidentally speak out 72 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:05,560 Speaker 1: of turn and then people were offended and I'd be like, no, 73 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: but I promise I do support democracy. That's how I 74 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: felt where I was like, I promise I've seen them 75 00:04:10,080 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: live multiple times. I stand Behime Sisters. And people were 76 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:16,440 Speaker 1: not convinced. They were like, really prove it. Do you 77 00:04:16,520 --> 00:04:19,479 Speaker 1: have a Time tattoo? I mean, the way that the 78 00:04:19,520 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: Hime Sisters demand full allegiance is so unhealthy. I would 79 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,600 Speaker 1: love to get to that point where people think of 80 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:29,280 Speaker 1: us the way they the way Los Angelenos think of 81 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:32,200 Speaker 1: the Time Sisters, Like you would like to lead through 82 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:34,479 Speaker 1: terror and fear. Like if someone's like do you listen 83 00:04:34,520 --> 00:04:36,679 Speaker 1: to straight? A lot of people like, excuse me, don't 84 00:04:36,760 --> 00:04:39,640 Speaker 1: just ask you just ask me. You can't ask someone 85 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:41,120 Speaker 1: if they listen to straighter and you can't just ask 86 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,320 Speaker 1: someone that, yeah, not an open air. I do still 87 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 1: think like someone there, there was something going on. Someone 88 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,600 Speaker 1: thing was up maybe the fourth time sister was there. 89 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: The other other hand, as morale de him. The thing 90 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,720 Speaker 1: about it is like I think, like famous people should, 91 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: you know, sort of self separate once they reach a 92 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: certain level so that we can speak freely about them, 93 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,840 Speaker 1: because we aren't trying to hurt anyone's feelings ever, and 94 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,880 Speaker 1: they are supposed to be living it up they should 95 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:12,680 Speaker 1: be any way, Even now that we're talking about this, 96 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:15,320 Speaker 1: I feel they need to once again clarify. I love 97 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: him and I have had mixed experiences with him, but 98 00:05:20,680 --> 00:05:25,120 Speaker 1: I'm distancing myself from that. But that's not mixed as beautiful. 99 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 1: That means there's up and down, and that's actually a 100 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,400 Speaker 1: very honest view, and that's nuance that we're not just stands. 101 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:35,120 Speaker 1: We have considered their music, but I'm just saying it 102 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:37,440 Speaker 1: was it was scary, so that it really was the 103 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:40,520 Speaker 1: one It really was the one thing, um, the one 104 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: thing l A people are not chill about. Yeah, what 105 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:46,040 Speaker 1: else have we learned about l A? Well, I mean 106 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:47,440 Speaker 1: I don't want to talk about this too much, because 107 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 1: I did talk about it last night. But I did 108 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: have a huge celebsiting. I saw Peress Hilton. Oh, you 109 00:05:51,520 --> 00:05:54,080 Speaker 1: have to tell people, tell it, it's funny. So I 110 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: saw Press Hilton at a museum and first, and of 111 00:05:57,040 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: course already you're like, what Hilton Love is a patron 112 00:06:00,560 --> 00:06:04,320 Speaker 1: of the arts. No, no, no, sweetheart, Press Hilton is 113 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:07,440 Speaker 1: a video content creator. Yeah, not so fast. So I 114 00:06:07,480 --> 00:06:12,360 Speaker 1: was at the broad and I saw Press Hilton wearing 115 00:06:12,760 --> 00:06:16,400 Speaker 1: the full Taylor Swift Midnight's track suit, which if you 116 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: don't know which I didn't. To be perfectly honest, I'll 117 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: own up to it. I didn't know that Taylor Swift 118 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,719 Speaker 1: was selling a full track suit with the Midnight's logo 119 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,800 Speaker 1: on the top, and the top and the bottom a 120 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: kind of turquoise color. It was. It's honestly like, as 121 00:06:28,240 --> 00:06:32,240 Speaker 1: far as these things go, pretty tasteful. Um. And I 122 00:06:32,279 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 1: saw Press Hilton. He does have upwards of five children. 123 00:06:35,839 --> 00:06:39,040 Speaker 1: Somehow there were kids kind of running around him. I 124 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:43,120 Speaker 1: don't want to judge anyone's parenting style. Of course, for me, 125 00:06:43,520 --> 00:06:45,520 Speaker 1: I do not have any children that I know of. 126 00:06:45,760 --> 00:06:48,280 Speaker 1: All of them did seem a little distraught in some way. 127 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,960 Speaker 1: They were. It was kind of like, I wouldn't be 128 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 1: surprised if you know, their shirt was inside out or 129 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: something like there was something there. And sure enough, Perez 130 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: was in the full Midnight's track suit and he was 131 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:04,240 Speaker 1: the following he was making video commentary content about a 132 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:06,840 Speaker 1: Kara Walker tableau. And if you know, for people who 133 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 1: maybe don't know care Walker's work, she doesn't these tableaus 134 00:07:09,880 --> 00:07:12,760 Speaker 1: that are kind of made up, these black cutouts, and 135 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: they tell stories about slavery. And so it was Perez 136 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,880 Speaker 1: Hilton in his Press Hilton voice, doing video commentary on 137 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: this work of art. And I did not actually go 138 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: close enough to listen to what he was saying, but 139 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 1: it couldn't have been good. Yeah, maybe he was drawing 140 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:33,520 Speaker 1: little cum dots on the thing. It's what he does. 141 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:35,600 Speaker 1: It is what he does, and that would have been 142 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: so distasteful if he did that while his children were 143 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:43,600 Speaker 1: running around. So yeah, that was my That was kind 144 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:44,920 Speaker 1: of my big l A moment, I was say, and 145 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:47,200 Speaker 1: it really was. I mean, our guests, in fact, we're 146 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: about to introduce like responding to my story. I was like, 147 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,720 Speaker 1: this is l A in a nutshell Press Hilton doing 148 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:55,600 Speaker 1: video commentary at the Broad. Yeah, I keep seeing like 149 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:57,480 Speaker 1: I can't tell if I'm going crazy or if I'm 150 00:07:57,480 --> 00:08:01,240 Speaker 1: seeing character actors everywhere. Yeah, I usually have really good 151 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,760 Speaker 1: luck with celebrity setting, and I had to say that 152 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: this trip around that was my only one. You know, 153 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: I've I've seen a little bit while that Jelina. I've 154 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:11,880 Speaker 1: seen Drew Barrymore at Lachma I some good ones. Sure 155 00:08:12,320 --> 00:08:14,560 Speaker 1: those are really good. And I guess this time around 156 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:17,760 Speaker 1: was Pross Hilton at the Broad. They can't all be 157 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:20,760 Speaker 1: winners and I'll be winners. Shall we bring in our guests? 158 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:24,520 Speaker 1: Is it time? I feel? Yeah, it's crazy to be 159 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,040 Speaker 1: making eye contact with you. I don't know what to do. 160 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 1: I mean, the way that this is disrupting our systems 161 00:08:31,680 --> 00:08:35,400 Speaker 1: is so surprising to me because also like to the 162 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,319 Speaker 1: fact where yeah, I'll reveal something. I forgot to write 163 00:08:38,360 --> 00:08:41,400 Speaker 1: straight shooters people are people are pressing pause and boycotting. 164 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,280 Speaker 1: I completely forgot because I was like, well, we're not 165 00:08:44,320 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 1: doing like my routine is like fifteen minutes before recording, 166 00:08:47,640 --> 00:08:49,920 Speaker 1: I sit down and then yeah, and you're you're coming 167 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:51,839 Speaker 1: from you got lunch with our friends Sydney, which is 168 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:54,079 Speaker 1: so late to get lunch. People do that in New York. 169 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 1: The get dinner. People get dinner and they get drinks. 170 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,640 Speaker 1: People and get lunch. Speaking of New York versus l A. 171 00:08:58,679 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: And I promise the last thing, we'll no no, no, 172 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,960 Speaker 1: They're will be more. And again we talked about this 173 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,559 Speaker 1: last night, but Sam, you have been kind of treating 174 00:09:06,679 --> 00:09:09,040 Speaker 1: l A as as it's a foreign country. And not 175 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:10,719 Speaker 1: to call you out about this again, but you did 176 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,600 Speaker 1: ask me, is beering a shot a New York thing? 177 00:09:13,400 --> 00:09:16,960 Speaker 1: I think I forget. I keep treating l A like 178 00:09:17,040 --> 00:09:19,080 Speaker 1: it's I've never been here and like it's the weirdest 179 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:21,040 Speaker 1: place on earth, and I don't know why I can't 180 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:23,920 Speaker 1: stop doing it. But really, I keep being like, will 181 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:28,360 Speaker 1: they understand me if I go to order this thing burrito? 182 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:33,120 Speaker 1: I'm being so I'm genuinely not trying to be condescending, 183 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:37,480 Speaker 1: and yet I'm like, they don't have that here, right, Like, yeah, 184 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:43,320 Speaker 1: I keep being like, is it customary to tip here? Well, 185 00:09:43,360 --> 00:09:46,160 Speaker 1: interestingly enough, I did have a dinner where tip was 186 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,240 Speaker 1: included and no one warned us about it, and then 187 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:51,040 Speaker 1: I literally would and everyone else tips, so I tipped 188 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,480 Speaker 1: to and listen. I will always tip, even if it's 189 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:58,920 Speaker 1: the Hime Sisters in concert. But you know, anyway, anyway, 190 00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:01,880 Speaker 1: luckily we have an Angelino with us today to explain 191 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:05,440 Speaker 1: all the little all the local customs. We couldn't be 192 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:10,160 Speaker 1: more thrilled to have this guest on. So welcome to 193 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:14,040 Speaker 1: the microphone. Jeffrey Self, Hi, how are you guys? You 194 00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:23,520 Speaker 1: know we're struggling. Yeah, well you know it's four okay, beautiful, 195 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:25,240 Speaker 1: thank you? All right. I just don't want to I 196 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:26,880 Speaker 1: was waiting. I was waiting. I didn't want to interrupt 197 00:10:26,920 --> 00:10:31,680 Speaker 1: you guys, is beginning to know. But now now hold 198 00:10:31,679 --> 00:10:33,480 Speaker 1: it in for a full tend to twelve minutes. It 199 00:10:33,559 --> 00:10:38,000 Speaker 1: was not easy. But I don't think I've never seen 200 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:41,000 Speaker 1: a beer in a shot thing here, and I've never 201 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:43,600 Speaker 1: thought about that. But I do think that's is that 202 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,240 Speaker 1: a New York thing? I think it's a New York thing, 203 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:46,559 Speaker 1: you know what? It might be a New York thing. 204 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 1: And I you know, and my friend in the Midwest 205 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:51,560 Speaker 1: in the South, you said Midwest and South, Yeah, So 206 00:10:51,760 --> 00:10:53,480 Speaker 1: did you ever see it there? Because I never like 207 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,800 Speaker 1: went to bars there, but I didn't. I did go 208 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:59,000 Speaker 1: to bars in Chicago, and I don't remember they're being 209 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,920 Speaker 1: beer and shots there. This is so fascinating because to me, 210 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,120 Speaker 1: beer and a shot almost feels like a quote unquote 211 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: Middle America thing that New York is fetishizing by offering. 212 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:11,480 Speaker 1: I think it exists in I know Pittsburgh does, though 213 00:11:12,240 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 1: maybe it's a like smaller city. Also talk about straight 214 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,480 Speaker 1: culture beer in a shot a shot, I mean, I like, 215 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,120 Speaker 1: but I also happen to be it really is like 216 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:24,439 Speaker 1: it's Sam's kind of It brings Sam so much joy 217 00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,480 Speaker 1: in a way that makes me happy to witness what 218 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:30,560 Speaker 1: kind of shot tequila really and beer and that's the 219 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:34,120 Speaker 1: thing people do. I was I would imagine whiskey, but no, 220 00:11:34,240 --> 00:11:36,880 Speaker 1: it's the best of both worlds. Sure you get the quick, 221 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:39,600 Speaker 1: you get the slow. I do remember when I went 222 00:11:39,640 --> 00:11:43,760 Speaker 1: over to your apartment once for drag race, I like 223 00:11:43,800 --> 00:11:45,720 Speaker 1: brought a bottle of wine because I wanted to bring something, 224 00:11:46,880 --> 00:11:49,800 Speaker 1: and I saw it was almost like you know when 225 00:11:49,840 --> 00:11:51,960 Speaker 1: someone is like of a different you know, from a 226 00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:54,160 Speaker 1: different cultural background, and you realize that you've made a 227 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,080 Speaker 1: mistake because I saw the like tequila and the beers 228 00:11:57,160 --> 00:12:00,600 Speaker 1: out and I was like, oh no, really, this is 229 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:04,840 Speaker 1: not a wine house. But we think wine is beautiful 230 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,360 Speaker 1: just not necessarily to be fair. I was also like, 231 00:12:07,559 --> 00:12:09,160 Speaker 1: of course I want to do a beer in a shot, 232 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:12,720 Speaker 1: Like what a fun opportunity that is? It is fun. 233 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:15,880 Speaker 1: It was like a nice fun thing. I mean, Press 234 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:19,439 Speaker 1: Hilton at the broad I will never ever get over that. 235 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:22,600 Speaker 1: I mean, of all the things to see, it was 236 00:12:22,679 --> 00:12:25,000 Speaker 1: really like, I mean, there was something about it that 237 00:12:25,400 --> 00:12:27,840 Speaker 1: is I don't know. It's almost like I feel like 238 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,040 Speaker 1: so many news stories nowadays are like if you're at 239 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:33,200 Speaker 1: this in a script, people would say broad Like I 240 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:35,480 Speaker 1: think about that with like the I mean the obvious 241 00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:38,640 Speaker 1: example is like literally Donald Trump, but like Elon Musk 242 00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:43,679 Speaker 1: and Twitter, like you know, the way that TV shows 243 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:47,440 Speaker 1: are now, like everything is so stupid, even more so 244 00:12:47,480 --> 00:12:50,600 Speaker 1: than it has ever been. And this one I was like, well, 245 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,560 Speaker 1: the tailor Swift track suit is just on the nose, 246 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,800 Speaker 1: like just wearing normal. I mean, there was something that 247 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,679 Speaker 1: was like to be already your Press Hilton, people are 248 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,640 Speaker 1: gonna writ nize you, and then to be like I'm 249 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 1: going to where the most insane outfit possible in like 250 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,800 Speaker 1: a public space. It sounds like you can dress bad, 251 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,640 Speaker 1: Like I understand that you're Press Hilton. That's like your 252 00:13:12,679 --> 00:13:15,720 Speaker 1: wont to do, you know, but it's just like that's 253 00:13:15,720 --> 00:13:18,840 Speaker 1: such a specific style. By the way, he does have 254 00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 1: like three children. I know, it's crazy. I this is 255 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:26,359 Speaker 1: so weird, but I want time. Not even that embarrassing, 256 00:13:26,559 --> 00:13:29,000 Speaker 1: well that's mean to say, but not that long ago, 257 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:34,520 Speaker 1: like maybe five years went to his home to do 258 00:13:34,880 --> 00:13:37,720 Speaker 1: like a video interview. I thought, so I had like 259 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:39,559 Speaker 1: a y a book come out. I had a publicist, 260 00:13:39,640 --> 00:13:41,400 Speaker 1: and I thought they set it up, and I thought 261 00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:42,760 Speaker 1: I was like going over to do like a podcast 262 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:44,480 Speaker 1: or something. I didn't know what I was doing. I 263 00:13:44,600 --> 00:13:47,800 Speaker 1: went over. He didn't let me inside the house. There 264 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:51,280 Speaker 1: were a hundred children running around. We sat on like 265 00:13:51,360 --> 00:13:55,240 Speaker 1: a patio, and then like did like a like a 266 00:13:55,360 --> 00:13:58,440 Speaker 1: video on his phone. But like it wasn't like an 267 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,840 Speaker 1: Instagram live or anything. It was he was recording on 268 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: this pout. I don't know if ever he came out 269 00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:05,480 Speaker 1: like it was just all very very very peculiar. It 270 00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:07,280 Speaker 1: felt as if he had no idea I was coming over. 271 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:11,040 Speaker 1: The whole thing was frightening, um, And you don't know 272 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,080 Speaker 1: if it ever came out. I have no idea, and 273 00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:15,120 Speaker 1: I then never I mean, I haven't really thought about 274 00:14:15,200 --> 00:14:19,280 Speaker 1: him since in a while and then until you're running 275 00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:21,880 Speaker 1: at the broad. I do think people generally have Perez 276 00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:26,080 Speaker 1: Hilton stories. And actually I have a second press story, 277 00:14:26,080 --> 00:14:29,520 Speaker 1: which is that when I was in college, um so 278 00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:31,440 Speaker 1: we had in college there was like one of these 279 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:34,280 Speaker 1: student groups was called like the Speakers Bureau or something, 280 00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,360 Speaker 1: and they were the people that would organize like the 281 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:39,720 Speaker 1: events where speakers would come on campus. And this one year, 282 00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 1: my friend Dylan, who's this like gay guy, took over 283 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:48,760 Speaker 1: and all so all the guests started being like very 284 00:14:48,800 --> 00:14:51,640 Speaker 1: gay guests. It went from being like a scientist talking 285 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:55,480 Speaker 1: about the universe to quite literally like Kathy Griffin. And 286 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,960 Speaker 1: so one of the guests was Perez Hilton giving some 287 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:02,080 Speaker 1: kind of talk about I don't even know what, yeah, 288 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:03,960 Speaker 1: and of course I went to it and then I 289 00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000 Speaker 1: have and you know what, I'll find this photo and 290 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,800 Speaker 1: we'll post it on the Instagram. I have a photo 291 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 1: of me and Perez at the after event that took 292 00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,280 Speaker 1: place at the hill Hel Center at my university. So 293 00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,720 Speaker 1: the background is like all these posters in Hebrew, like 294 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,320 Speaker 1: you know, neither I nor Perez or Jewish. It's just 295 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,000 Speaker 1: like me and Perez Hilt me as like a kind 296 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:27,000 Speaker 1: of nerdy like nineteen year old and Perez Hilton at 297 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,360 Speaker 1: the hill Eal Center and now here we are both 298 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,880 Speaker 1: in Los Angeles Broad hanging out looking at the art. Yeah, 299 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,400 Speaker 1: maybe he remembered me. Is that really tall lady stuff? 300 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,040 Speaker 1: It's like a lady and like there was for a while. 301 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,240 Speaker 1: It's a lady in like a business suits, really tall. 302 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:43,480 Speaker 1: I don't know who the artist is. I like that one. 303 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:46,800 Speaker 1: The Broad is the most l a museum. It's just 304 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:51,200 Speaker 1: like it's literally like a room of jeff Coon's and 305 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:52,800 Speaker 1: there's is there still like a line around the block 306 00:15:52,840 --> 00:15:54,360 Speaker 1: to get in every day? Well, and of course now 307 00:15:54,400 --> 00:15:58,320 Speaker 1: because COVID they do like timed entry or whatever. My god, 308 00:15:58,360 --> 00:15:59,920 Speaker 1: you know how I ran into it right outside, gave 309 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:06,960 Speaker 1: Blieman all the main players culture where I gotta go 310 00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:11,520 Speaker 1: to the Broad to network true get a show runner 311 00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:15,760 Speaker 1: and in an article exactly Jeffrey, did we say anything 312 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:19,560 Speaker 1: wrong about l A so Far's you've all you've you've 313 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:22,520 Speaker 1: nailed it, you've nailed it. Are you friends with the Himes? No? 314 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:25,360 Speaker 1: But I do feel like every single person I know 315 00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:27,760 Speaker 1: has either like his friends with him now went to 316 00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:29,800 Speaker 1: high school with him because they grew up here I 317 00:16:29,880 --> 00:16:31,160 Speaker 1: know a lot of people who claim they went to 318 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,200 Speaker 1: high school with them. And also like I don't quite 319 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:38,400 Speaker 1: understand the ages of the hymes, Like are they all 320 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 1: all the same age? But they're not, because it's like 321 00:16:41,560 --> 00:16:43,520 Speaker 1: one in one hand, they're like twenty one and on 322 00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,000 Speaker 1: the other hand there forty yeah all of them, Yeah, 323 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:49,760 Speaker 1: but all at the same time and they trade ages. Yeah, 324 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:52,000 Speaker 1: but that is interesting that so no one in your 325 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,840 Speaker 1: audience would like get on board, but that it was tense. 326 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:58,160 Speaker 1: I mean we're obviously exaggerating for effect. It was tense, Like, no, 327 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:00,480 Speaker 1: I can imagine that, and it is true that, like 328 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:05,280 Speaker 1: I have heard of so many like they're around. No, 329 00:17:05,480 --> 00:17:08,520 Speaker 1: that's the thing is I think they're like a because 330 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,359 Speaker 1: there's three of them, so they so they've got that 331 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:12,080 Speaker 1: they can cover a lot of grounds. Yeah, they do. 332 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,800 Speaker 1: So I feel like they all like maybe they call 333 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:18,000 Speaker 1: it like walkie talkings with each other, so like the 334 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,240 Speaker 1: minute something said about one of them, it's like they 335 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 1: all know and then they then you got the parents 336 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,880 Speaker 1: and the you know, they're not gonna they're not gonna 337 00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:27,760 Speaker 1: let that ship go down. So I get it. They 338 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,560 Speaker 1: do seem to be everywhere the trees are their spies. 339 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,920 Speaker 1: Do you think we can get blacklisted for talking about him? 340 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:39,240 Speaker 1: Even in a somewhat mixed way. I feel like there's 341 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:43,280 Speaker 1: like you're going to you're gonna make some enemies. I 342 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:47,640 Speaker 1: don't know about blacklisted, but I think they've got some support. 343 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:51,720 Speaker 1: They've got I don't know, somebody's looking out for them. Okay, 344 00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:54,560 Speaker 1: who's more powerful in l A? Behind Sisters or the 345 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:58,400 Speaker 1: Church of Scientology? I mean the Church of Sie There 346 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,159 Speaker 1: are there are, there are limits to the highest power. 347 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,359 Speaker 1: And those two did a collab that would be that 348 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,680 Speaker 1: would be behind joint Scientology Like A yeah, no, it's 349 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:12,280 Speaker 1: it's it's game over from I'm trying to think, who 350 00:18:12,359 --> 00:18:14,080 Speaker 1: is like that in New York right now? Like a 351 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 1: young Like there is a certain sense in which Julia 352 00:18:16,840 --> 00:18:18,800 Speaker 1: Fox is a little bit like that, Like people have 353 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:21,160 Speaker 1: Julia Fox story, which is so weird because she seems 354 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:25,080 Speaker 1: so l a and not New York totally from her? 355 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:29,520 Speaker 1: Who is that in New York? Is it? Like it's 356 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:32,160 Speaker 1: not like a young because he's like Anna wint Tore, 357 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:34,680 Speaker 1: but like she's like, you know, two years old? Like 358 00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:40,280 Speaker 1: who is who is a young hip? Right? Well? You 359 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,399 Speaker 1: know you know what I have people I'm thinking of 360 00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:44,520 Speaker 1: and I'm afraid to say I'm because you're afraid. Yeah, 361 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:47,320 Speaker 1: because I'm afraid, and I'm genuinely like, I've literally just 362 00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,000 Speaker 1: come up with three different people in my head, and 363 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:51,840 Speaker 1: I gun to my head. Wouldn't say their names out loud. 364 00:18:52,720 --> 00:18:55,240 Speaker 1: Say I will when we're not recording, But I literally, 365 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:58,200 Speaker 1: for a million dollars, wouldn't do it because I would 366 00:18:58,240 --> 00:19:01,600 Speaker 1: be afraid of of any of those people getting feeling 367 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,280 Speaker 1: like I'm mocking them or something, because there are people 368 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:07,480 Speaker 1: like that, but they're even more powerful. I have a 369 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:09,880 Speaker 1: good one. I think Hardy Nef in New York. That's 370 00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:13,080 Speaker 1: a good one. Is somehow in the mix everywhere in 371 00:19:13,119 --> 00:19:16,919 Speaker 1: a way that like I have seen her at you know, 372 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:22,720 Speaker 1: like it's like she's fashion adjacent, She's in the entertainment industry. 373 00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:26,440 Speaker 1: She's also kind of like media, literary culture, Jason. She 374 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:28,720 Speaker 1: kind of fits in everywhere. I'm seeing her in a 375 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: play next month. It's you know, yeah, she's got She's 376 00:19:33,359 --> 00:19:35,040 Speaker 1: one that covers a lot of ground, all right. You 377 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,399 Speaker 1: know who else? I feel like that people and this 378 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,040 Speaker 1: is somebody I know and they wouldn't mind this Alan coming. 379 00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:44,640 Speaker 1: I feel like that's one that's like it's like whoa, 380 00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:46,639 Speaker 1: whoa wa wa, whoa whoa. That's like Alan coming in 381 00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:49,680 Speaker 1: the Statue of Liberty. It's like, hands all the folks 382 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,439 Speaker 1: of New York are Alan Coming and Hardy Knough and 383 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:55,920 Speaker 1: I'm fine with that. Yeah, and honestly, and we are 384 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:58,240 Speaker 1: pulling our punches and we know we are and that's okay, 385 00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:02,080 Speaker 1: yeah totally because we want to work. I want to 386 00:20:02,080 --> 00:20:04,800 Speaker 1: do a show at Club Coming, and I say I 387 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:11,760 Speaker 1: want to be a part of Cadbury Cohen Show Cabernet Ca. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 388 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,800 Speaker 1: that is a very fun show. If you were to 389 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:18,200 Speaker 1: have lunch with him, Hi sisters, or drinks with Alan 390 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:21,800 Speaker 1: coming in, I would go with Alan come on, of course, 391 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,920 Speaker 1: I mean and lunch with Alan Coming, because there's probably 392 00:20:24,960 --> 00:20:30,040 Speaker 1: gonna be drinks involved in Yeah. Well Alan coming. Also, 393 00:20:30,119 --> 00:20:32,919 Speaker 1: like that's a different style because if you were getting 394 00:20:33,080 --> 00:20:34,959 Speaker 1: lunch with him, it would be like okay, like we 395 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,199 Speaker 1: have to talk as if we're like like we all 396 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,560 Speaker 1: have the same friends in comic exactly like with Alan Coming, 397 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,680 Speaker 1: you kind of would get to be dommed. You would 398 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:44,040 Speaker 1: get to like sit there and just here stuff, and 399 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:47,840 Speaker 1: it's like more grand, it's more like glamorous show does 400 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,680 Speaker 1: I mean also the times it's like with him, it's like, 401 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:51,280 Speaker 1: well then you've got three people in front of you 402 00:20:51,359 --> 00:20:53,400 Speaker 1: and you're gonna there's a lot of waiting your turn 403 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,600 Speaker 1: to speak. You know, there's like a lot of there's 404 00:20:55,600 --> 00:21:00,240 Speaker 1: a lot of voices to listen to, that harmonizing. And 405 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:02,520 Speaker 1: it's lunch because that's very like you said, it's very 406 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:05,000 Speaker 1: l A. People get lunch and you know there it's 407 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,200 Speaker 1: gonna be lunch. There's gonna be like an ice green 408 00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:10,200 Speaker 1: tea involved, whereas like you know I'm coming, You're gonna 409 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,320 Speaker 1: you're gonna have cocktails. Drugs are coming out, like and 410 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:17,720 Speaker 1: like let's go. Thank God for that, thank you, thank 411 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:22,919 Speaker 1: God see you at the Yeah. Absolutely, I'm like that 412 00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 1: is one thing in l A. I don't think I 413 00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,040 Speaker 1: have been out to dinner in l A in like 414 00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:31,480 Speaker 1: two years because you don't want to go come four o'clock. 415 00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:34,840 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not leaving my house. There's no way 416 00:21:35,040 --> 00:21:36,800 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do. We were talking about this. It's like 417 00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:38,520 Speaker 1: when we were trying to plan our shows, there was 418 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:42,159 Speaker 1: like there were some like ten pm spots and not 419 00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:45,080 Speaker 1: only no one will literally no way or shape or form. 420 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,480 Speaker 1: I would, I would do anything. Biggest flop of my 421 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,720 Speaker 1: entire life was I did a like a solo, a 422 00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 1: bigger show out here and it was at ten pm 423 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:56,399 Speaker 1: and I was like, well, people will come to bomb 424 00:21:56,520 --> 00:21:59,639 Speaker 1: bom bom bom bom bomb. I'm looking at ten people 425 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:02,439 Speaker 1: and just having to perform for a long time, and 426 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:06,800 Speaker 1: they are mad at being there. No, no, no, no no, no, 427 00:22:07,240 --> 00:22:09,040 Speaker 1: like do you have to I'm gonna to go to 428 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,280 Speaker 1: a show. I'm gonna drink at the show. And they 429 00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:13,359 Speaker 1: went to drive home at midnight. Are you kidding me? No? 430 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:16,120 Speaker 1: Absolutely not. There is a sort of sense, God, we're 431 00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:20,639 Speaker 1: really doing in New Yorker at the time. But it's 432 00:22:20,680 --> 00:22:22,359 Speaker 1: like there is a sense in which like in New 433 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:23,960 Speaker 1: York it's like the night never ends, and then in 434 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,600 Speaker 1: l A it's like it's ending, and if you're not 435 00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,840 Speaker 1: in a car, you're stuck at the venue. Yeah. Yeah, 436 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,880 Speaker 1: Well and today I was actually walking around my phone 437 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:34,520 Speaker 1: was dying, and I was like, if my phone dies, 438 00:22:35,359 --> 00:22:37,800 Speaker 1: I will die here. But what do you do when 439 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,720 Speaker 1: your phone dies? In New York? You can take the 440 00:22:39,720 --> 00:22:43,920 Speaker 1: subplay somewhere like oh, I see you're saying, because you 441 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:49,280 Speaker 1: couldn't call it called and and there are no calbs. 442 00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:51,920 Speaker 1: So like if you just like I have to walk 443 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:54,960 Speaker 1: your ten miles? Do y'all not either one of you drive. 444 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,160 Speaker 1: I have a license. I can't drive, but like I don't. 445 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,440 Speaker 1: Well you're not one of a new steal a car? Well, yeah, 446 00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:04,720 Speaker 1: that you can't do that anymore. People don't like that, 447 00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,360 Speaker 1: and we try. No, what culture has gone so far? 448 00:23:07,440 --> 00:23:09,720 Speaker 1: You can't Yeah, you can't talk about time and you 449 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:11,720 Speaker 1: can steal a car. Oh it's weird. L A has 450 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:16,399 Speaker 1: change change? Should we do our first segment? I think so? 451 00:23:16,760 --> 00:23:19,879 Speaker 1: All right, let's um oh sorry, I'm pulling it up 452 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,680 Speaker 1: on my phone. I'm not just on Instagram and I'm 453 00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,880 Speaker 1: just know it did open to Instagram and I saw 454 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:27,679 Speaker 1: the draft face of ice cream. Was like, all right, 455 00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:32,000 Speaker 1: I guess the segment is look at your Instagram. So 456 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:34,160 Speaker 1: everyone has to look at my Instagram story and rate 457 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:39,920 Speaker 1: each slot and give construction, constructive criticism on how much 458 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:50,640 Speaker 1: you liked me, on whether your critiques are valid. So, Jeffrey, 459 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:53,439 Speaker 1: our first segment is called straight Shooters, And in this segment, 460 00:23:53,480 --> 00:23:56,840 Speaker 1: we gauge your familiarity with complicity in straight culture by 461 00:23:56,880 --> 00:23:59,480 Speaker 1: giving you a series of rapid fire. Questions that are 462 00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,280 Speaker 1: this thing or of that thing, they make no sense. 463 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:04,400 Speaker 1: And the one rule as you can't ask any follow 464 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,080 Speaker 1: up questions about how it works. You just have to 465 00:24:06,160 --> 00:24:16,800 Speaker 1: choose Sam take it away, okay, Jeffrey Casadilla or Mama Mia. 466 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,280 Speaker 1: I love Mama Mia, but I love a case Jeffrey. 467 00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:24,400 Speaker 1: Telling a white lie or slaying a smoky eye. Tell 468 00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:27,760 Speaker 1: you a white lie, Okay, in the trenches or out 469 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:34,760 Speaker 1: of the closet. Out of the closet, work mama. Okay, 470 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,560 Speaker 1: painting the town red or wearing purple to raise awareness 471 00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,600 Speaker 1: about bullying. I am a bully and I love painting 472 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:45,720 Speaker 1: the town road. Okay. Doing a death drop or getting 473 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:50,720 Speaker 1: a real job. I mean, I don't want to do either, 474 00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:55,600 Speaker 1: but I guess the death drop sounds less awful. Okay. 475 00:24:55,800 --> 00:24:59,440 Speaker 1: Bridge of spies, body of lies or a side of fries, 476 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:04,040 Speaker 1: side of fries, baby, Okay, Paw patrol or Kitty cops. 477 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:09,720 Speaker 1: I don't know what Katy patrol. Yeah, cops is something 478 00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,879 Speaker 1: like something I'm been developing right now. Yeah, I'm just 479 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,439 Speaker 1: trying to really work in the cops space. Yeah, I 480 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,200 Speaker 1: just think that's really all the three Hime sisters play 481 00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,639 Speaker 1: the kiddies. I think you're really tapping into something that 482 00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:22,360 Speaker 1: we are really sort of circling right now. It's very interesting. 483 00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:27,639 Speaker 1: Um and finally looking ahead to Q one or locking 484 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:31,760 Speaker 1: up Katy Perry for killing that not lock ut Katie 485 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,800 Speaker 1: Perry for killing that not. I love that, like I 486 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:37,200 Speaker 1: do feel l A is like influencing you in such 487 00:25:37,200 --> 00:25:40,439 Speaker 1: a beautiful way like the Katy Perry. None thing is 488 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:43,720 Speaker 1: like so like l A. And that's so powerful. Been 489 00:25:43,760 --> 00:25:47,160 Speaker 1: a little celeb obsessed. I mean yeah, clearly. I mean 490 00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,840 Speaker 1: you said, but you didn't see Olivia while Gelina this No, no, 491 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,399 Speaker 1: this was many years ago. I'm trying to think, like 492 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,480 Speaker 1: where she where she was that in her crow. I 493 00:25:55,520 --> 00:25:57,919 Speaker 1: will tell you her baby was her like kid was 494 00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:02,080 Speaker 1: a toddler. She was like carrying the kid around. It 495 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,199 Speaker 1: must have been a toddler. Let him walk, you know 496 00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,080 Speaker 1: what I mean. Yeah, it's about time you started learning, sweetheart. 497 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:13,040 Speaker 1: And that's why Olivia Wilde's toddler still eight year old. Boy. 498 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,360 Speaker 1: She's like with walking how people are with breastfeeding. She's like, hell, 499 00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,360 Speaker 1: walk when he's ready. I love If I had a kid, 500 00:26:20,359 --> 00:26:23,080 Speaker 1: it would probably be a similar to that. Yeah, I 501 00:26:23,119 --> 00:26:25,639 Speaker 1: mean the thing is kids do walk really slowly, and 502 00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,760 Speaker 1: it's like, why should I suffer and walk slower because 503 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:31,280 Speaker 1: my kid can't keep up? Leave over in the car. Yeah, 504 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:34,399 Speaker 1: I learned to walk when I was very young, and 505 00:26:34,440 --> 00:26:37,879 Speaker 1: my mom no, no, But it's like my mom would 506 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:40,399 Speaker 1: like really instilled that in me. She was like, you know, 507 00:26:40,440 --> 00:26:42,600 Speaker 1: you were so you were five days old when you 508 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,720 Speaker 1: learned how to walk, like so young, And to be honest, 509 00:26:45,760 --> 00:26:47,480 Speaker 1: even to this day, part of me is like, well, 510 00:26:47,680 --> 00:26:51,919 Speaker 1: I am really smart because I did. That really stuck 511 00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:54,440 Speaker 1: with me that, like, wow, I was a gifted kid. 512 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,359 Speaker 1: I My mom was going to name me a different 513 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,080 Speaker 1: name and then like changed her mind at the last 514 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,159 Speaker 1: and like named me Jeffrey. And for some reason that 515 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,000 Speaker 1: always gave me a chip on my shoulder that she 516 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,679 Speaker 1: was like, oh, I was like, my mom knew I 517 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,159 Speaker 1: was more special than than the name Oliver, which was 518 00:27:10,200 --> 00:27:13,560 Speaker 1: what my name was supposed to be. So you think 519 00:27:13,760 --> 00:27:17,120 Speaker 1: you think Jeffrey is more special than Oliver. That's what Hey, 520 00:27:17,160 --> 00:27:19,800 Speaker 1: that's what I'm working with. That's what I'm working with. 521 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:25,000 Speaker 1: Say we're both like, oh, we actually prefer over if 522 00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:27,760 Speaker 1: your name were Oliver. I always think things would have 523 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,920 Speaker 1: gone a little better for you in the past decade. Yeah, 524 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:37,280 Speaker 1: you certainly wouldn't be here right now. Um, I mean, 525 00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:40,480 Speaker 1: I guess I can't. Before we do. Normally we U 526 00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:43,760 Speaker 1: rate our guests performance on the scale of one to one. 527 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:46,679 Speaker 1: THO does, but I would actually think I want to 528 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,080 Speaker 1: be rated. How do you think my last minute straight 529 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,959 Speaker 1: shooters were? I have to tell you I thought they 530 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:54,200 Speaker 1: were absolute sly and a half Mom and me in 531 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:57,000 Speaker 1: case is Yeah, I don't know where that came from, 532 00:27:57,040 --> 00:27:59,560 Speaker 1: but I think you need to work more. That needs 533 00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,840 Speaker 1: to be develop up. Like I don't know, I don't 534 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,760 Speaker 1: know if it's a show and if it's a restaurant, 535 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,720 Speaker 1: maybe it's just a line and a pilot. I mean 536 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 1: Sam wrote those like legitimately in two minutes, you know, 537 00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:13,560 Speaker 1: just by the way. So they with Mama Mia, that's 538 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:17,359 Speaker 1: what they did, the same thing, um well, and you 539 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,000 Speaker 1: know for absolutely fabulous. She actually wrote that the night 540 00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:22,160 Speaker 1: before they shot it. She said, no one knows that 541 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,520 Speaker 1: in the car, Yeah, she wrote it in the car, 542 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,040 Speaker 1: which we have learned is the best place to write 543 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,240 Speaker 1: is when you're driving the car down the freeway because 544 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,000 Speaker 1: you get dizzy and so you want to hurry up 545 00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:35,879 Speaker 1: and finish it's great. Yeah. I read an interview with 546 00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:38,440 Speaker 1: Matthew Perry said he wrote his book on notes ap 547 00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:42,080 Speaker 1: and I was like, no, you did it, don't you 548 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,680 Speaker 1: also didn't write it. Let's start there. I just want 549 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,040 Speaker 1: to say, like, there's a certain this is a trope. 550 00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:50,640 Speaker 1: You'll notice it now that I've said it. When you 551 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,360 Speaker 1: read about celebrity books and they're promoting them, there's always 552 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,760 Speaker 1: a line that's like, it's like and yes, she wrote 553 00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:59,840 Speaker 1: it herself, Like it's like a trope because always it's 554 00:28:59,840 --> 00:29:03,120 Speaker 1: like she didn't and that's okay. I would prefer if 555 00:29:03,120 --> 00:29:05,560 Speaker 1: they didn't write it. They're not good at Yeah. I 556 00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,520 Speaker 1: was very like when to me more like openly was 557 00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:11,320 Speaker 1: like arial Levia wrote my book. I respected that so much. 558 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,680 Speaker 1: And by the way, a good book, great book, great book, 559 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:18,880 Speaker 1: great book, so good for dem Yeah. Did you with 560 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:22,560 Speaker 1: the Matthew Perry book, did you see like he apparently 561 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:29,360 Speaker 1: says like like he bemoans the loss of Heath Ledger 562 00:29:29,600 --> 00:29:32,040 Speaker 1: and River Phoenix, and then he's like, but then we've 563 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:35,240 Speaker 1: got Kiana Reeves walking around and it's like what it 564 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:36,920 Speaker 1: leave him out of this. That is one of the 565 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,520 Speaker 1: things that made me be like maybe he did write 566 00:29:38,520 --> 00:29:41,560 Speaker 1: it himself. Right, It's like it's so untethered. It's like, well, yeah, 567 00:29:41,560 --> 00:29:43,280 Speaker 1: I mean it's very sad those two people are dead. 568 00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:46,800 Speaker 1: But I mean doesn't mean Kiota Reeves should be dead. 569 00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,600 Speaker 1: Is what do you argue? There's also so many like 570 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,800 Speaker 1: random actors who were like so much less impactful. Well, 571 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:55,120 Speaker 1: it's like Kanno Eeves famously is beloved. Yeah, it's like 572 00:29:55,160 --> 00:30:02,760 Speaker 1: me saying Dolly Parton still a yeah, yeah, totally. I 573 00:30:04,600 --> 00:30:07,920 Speaker 1: really wish your thing was like hand Dolly Parton. That's 574 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:12,840 Speaker 1: so fun It really is like, yeah, you can't be 575 00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,360 Speaker 1: or like, who is another person like that? I mean, honestly, 576 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,360 Speaker 1: Dolly is like it's like Dolly Parton, Willie Nelson. You 577 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 1: can't really do that with Jane Well no, people hate Jane. 578 00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:27,840 Speaker 1: Well yeah, but like people that are not Yeah, like 579 00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:30,280 Speaker 1: Betty White back before they put her in the ground, 580 00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:34,080 Speaker 1: and it would be funny if it was before she died, 581 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,240 Speaker 1: like and Betty Whitest. Yeah yeah. Matthew Perry was actually 582 00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,360 Speaker 1: really upset when she died because he had a big 583 00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,840 Speaker 1: thing about how he wished she had to rewrite the book. 584 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:48,760 Speaker 1: He was like sixty pages, I guess Kiana Reeves, I'm 585 00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:55,000 Speaker 1: wishing death on somebody. Okay, could I be anymore wishing that? 586 00:30:56,360 --> 00:31:03,240 Speaker 1: Very good? Very good, Thank you Thay. Being back in 587 00:31:03,280 --> 00:31:06,320 Speaker 1: the studio for you guys must be odd, especially this 588 00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:08,840 Speaker 1: one where they're just place mats. I know, I'm really 589 00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:11,440 Speaker 1: enjoying it. Why are the place mats everywhere? Just like, 590 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,480 Speaker 1: are they trying to trick us into thinking this is 591 00:31:13,720 --> 00:31:15,720 Speaker 1: like I don't want what are eating food in front 592 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,400 Speaker 1: of a microphone and like I'll have the grain bowl 593 00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:21,960 Speaker 1: Like it's very confusing. I mean, I've had to accept 594 00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:24,120 Speaker 1: being in this city. There's just so much that I'm like, 595 00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:26,040 Speaker 1: I'm not going to question it. That's part of the 596 00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:27,880 Speaker 1: thing about it being like a different culture. I'm like, 597 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:29,960 Speaker 1: you know what, in every podcast studio in l A. 598 00:31:29,960 --> 00:31:36,440 Speaker 1: They put places everyone and we're you know, I was 599 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,640 Speaker 1: taught to sort of when I'm in a new space, 600 00:31:38,800 --> 00:31:42,080 Speaker 1: assume I'm wrong. So when I see a place mat, 601 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:44,720 Speaker 1: I say that's beautiful. I'll learn about the place mats 602 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,200 Speaker 1: at the podcast studio. Yes, and it's your it's your 603 00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:50,880 Speaker 1: improv roots, it's my improv roots. Um. And I think 604 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:54,800 Speaker 1: now I feel more ready than ever to get into 605 00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:59,160 Speaker 1: the topic because before you're ready. I was like, like 606 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:02,920 Speaker 1: I could have course. We were hands were shaking curiously, 607 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:07,120 Speaker 1: they were trembling. It was really upset am to watch. Yeah, 608 00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:09,160 Speaker 1: and my my eyes were tearing up and I was 609 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:12,160 Speaker 1: like yeah blood, yeah, and they were running and it 610 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,120 Speaker 1: was ruining my shirt and ruining the place. Matt that's 611 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:20,040 Speaker 1: what the place before. Yeah, when the eyes bleed, when 612 00:32:20,040 --> 00:32:23,680 Speaker 1: you're not ready to start, I gotta, I gotta. It's 613 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,440 Speaker 1: just so nice to be in a professional studio where 614 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:29,080 Speaker 1: they have the place. Matsy, her eyes can bleed freely. 615 00:32:30,320 --> 00:32:36,320 Speaker 1: He's bleeding. Let's roll. Um all right, Well, so today's topic, 616 00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,400 Speaker 1: you know, it was sort of group minded. I would 617 00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,360 Speaker 1: say it's sort of um well, often the best topics 618 00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,400 Speaker 1: are kind of like I thought of on a whim, 619 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:48,040 Speaker 1: I feel, But Jeffrey, you um kind of jumped at 620 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:51,320 Speaker 1: this one. Yeah, I just yeah. We were talking about 621 00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,040 Speaker 1: it and it was the first thing that popped in 622 00:32:53,080 --> 00:32:55,280 Speaker 1: my head, so I jumped at it, and I didn't 623 00:32:55,280 --> 00:32:58,760 Speaker 1: want to have to keep thinking. But um, I said 624 00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:04,480 Speaker 1: golf because when I was growing up, I for like, 625 00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:08,000 Speaker 1: I think I could solid summer. So my parents joined 626 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,760 Speaker 1: not to brag, but the local country club room Georgia, 627 00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:16,440 Speaker 1: the Cousa Club. You know, yeah, you know, actually that's 628 00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:20,360 Speaker 1: very competitive. Who guess who they just my parents? Jo Oh. 629 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:23,120 Speaker 1: I was like, I fully believe you knew that. I 630 00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:26,840 Speaker 1: was like, there's a whole show about it on T ANDT. Oh, 631 00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:31,440 Speaker 1: my god, stop lying everyone, stop lying. Stars. Um no, 632 00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:34,000 Speaker 1: it was. We were only members of it for a 633 00:33:34,040 --> 00:33:35,960 Speaker 1: few years. We basically joined so that my mom could 634 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:39,080 Speaker 1: promote her clothing store. She had a women's clothing boutique 635 00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,560 Speaker 1: called Ragtime Boutique. It was in a building with a 636 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,120 Speaker 1: children's clothing boutique called Little Goose and Gander. Great, great name, 637 00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:49,400 Speaker 1: and then the woman who ran the children's clothing boutique 638 00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:54,440 Speaker 1: got arrested for having sex with her fourteen year old 639 00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:56,840 Speaker 1: son's best friend. They had like a full affair. She 640 00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,160 Speaker 1: would pick him up the middle of the night and 641 00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,800 Speaker 1: they like drive to her lake house and they would 642 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:03,480 Speaker 1: like they're in love. And then she went to prison. Anyway, 643 00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,720 Speaker 1: so Little Goose and Gander not so much. The Gander 644 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:09,680 Speaker 1: and the Geese fled. Yea for the record, when I 645 00:34:09,719 --> 00:34:11,799 Speaker 1: said a little bit ago that I love that name 646 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:14,040 Speaker 1: and I think it's so cute. I don't stand by that. Yeah, 647 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:17,840 Speaker 1: well you stand by it until you know the ladies 648 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:22,239 Speaker 1: starts doing new ownership. Yeah, maybe maybe she should sell 649 00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:25,840 Speaker 1: the name. She I don't think the town like really 650 00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:30,160 Speaker 1: wanted to like keep going there, so I think it's public. 651 00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:35,600 Speaker 1: It's public. Um. But anyway, so my mom like we 652 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 1: went to we join this country club, which is so 653 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:39,719 Speaker 1: much not my parents and was kind of just like 654 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:42,359 Speaker 1: my mom could like network and promoter store. But when 655 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:44,719 Speaker 1: we joined, I really wanted to be like friends with 656 00:34:44,760 --> 00:34:47,279 Speaker 1: all the like cute straight boys that went to the 657 00:34:47,280 --> 00:34:50,279 Speaker 1: country club. So I started. I got really into to 658 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,239 Speaker 1: golf for a summer, and my aunt happened to be 659 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,120 Speaker 1: married at the time to the country club's golf pro 660 00:34:58,960 --> 00:35:02,560 Speaker 1: and so I felt like real fucking cool. And you 661 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:07,360 Speaker 1: got to wear like the one glove. I never understood it, 662 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,239 Speaker 1: but I have seen it, I've done it. I don't 663 00:35:09,280 --> 00:35:11,280 Speaker 1: know why. I don't know why you wear one glove? 664 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,080 Speaker 1: Why not two gloves? And their finger lists to their 665 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:21,120 Speaker 1: finger lists white usually leather gloves. Yeah, and you can, 666 00:35:21,200 --> 00:35:22,840 Speaker 1: like you know, you got to go into the golf 667 00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:25,959 Speaker 1: pro shop and like try him on and um, find 668 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,759 Speaker 1: the right glove. The only one that fit me was 669 00:35:27,800 --> 00:35:32,160 Speaker 1: in fact a lady's glove and uh, and so began 670 00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,920 Speaker 1: my journey with golf. Do you have any kind of 671 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:37,640 Speaker 1: experience with golf? You've already played golf? I have tried. 672 00:35:38,000 --> 00:35:42,600 Speaker 1: I like, like I have done a driving range yeah. Um. 673 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,480 Speaker 1: And then I want you any good horrible yes? And 674 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,319 Speaker 1: then I went golfing one time with my sister's ex 675 00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:52,040 Speaker 1: boyfriend and was at the final straw for their relationship. No, 676 00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:54,799 Speaker 1: they had fully broken up like years before that. He 677 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,680 Speaker 1: was randomly, were you like sniffing it out? No? He 678 00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,200 Speaker 1: was like, this is one of the story. Is that 679 00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,680 Speaker 1: like actually makes no sense. It makes even less sense 680 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 1: like the older where like they dated in high school 681 00:36:06,120 --> 00:36:08,480 Speaker 1: and then he went to college and then he and 682 00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:11,560 Speaker 1: a friend that was living in Michigan, and then we 683 00:36:11,600 --> 00:36:14,520 Speaker 1: moved to Virginia, and then he and a friend while 684 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,480 Speaker 1: in college came and lived with us for the summer 685 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:20,879 Speaker 1: and like interned at the company my dad was working at. 686 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,400 Speaker 1: And so for that like one summer, I like kind 687 00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:29,319 Speaker 1: of weird older brother like and it was actually so fun. Yeah, 688 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,880 Speaker 1: that's kind of a dream. It was amazing. Did you 689 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,799 Speaker 1: have a crush on him at all? I had a 690 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,920 Speaker 1: crush on his friend and you didn't get anywhere with him. No, 691 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,960 Speaker 1: I didn't try. I mean I was like in that 692 00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:40,960 Speaker 1: age where you don't even realize you have crush. You're 693 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:43,399 Speaker 1: just like, oh yeah, you're like you're like rock Hard 694 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,439 Speaker 1: and you're like, I don't know why, like right now? Yeah, wait, 695 00:36:47,480 --> 00:36:50,799 Speaker 1: have I told you? Speaking of rock Hard listening and 696 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,040 Speaker 1: the story of when I watched Oh my God, what 697 00:36:55,160 --> 00:36:59,400 Speaker 1: is the movie with Jack Nicholson as good as a Wow? 698 00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,560 Speaker 1: Literally that one. I'm right there. I think I have 699 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:05,399 Speaker 1: told this story before. But so I was like very young, 700 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:07,200 Speaker 1: and I watched in theaters with my mom and there's 701 00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:10,080 Speaker 1: a scene where Gregg can you see Greg Canar's ass 702 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,520 Speaker 1: and he's playing gay too, He's exactly he's gay and 703 00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:14,760 Speaker 1: you can see his ass and he looks really good. 704 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 1: And I remember being rock hard as a child, as 705 00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,879 Speaker 1: a young child, and I didn't know how to interpret that. 706 00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:25,439 Speaker 1: And so I told my mom every like when I 707 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:29,719 Speaker 1: see someone naked, I want to pee. That was like 708 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:32,239 Speaker 1: my way of being like, something's going on down. That's 709 00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:39,239 Speaker 1: literally what my grinder says. Um. But yeah, so all right, 710 00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:42,480 Speaker 1: you you went to this, you played driving Range with 711 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:48,319 Speaker 1: sister's ex boyfriend. Yeah, and went golfing one time. We 712 00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:51,040 Speaker 1: tried to do nine, but it like was taking so 713 00:37:51,200 --> 00:37:54,359 Speaker 1: damn long. There's it's such a long thing. How many 714 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:58,879 Speaker 1: is it? Like the full version? I literally know it's 715 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:02,239 Speaker 1: I really have avoided learning a single thing about golf 716 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,560 Speaker 1: my entire life. I wouldn't even know. I don't even 717 00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:08,920 Speaker 1: honestly know what whole I mean, I understand that like 718 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,480 Speaker 1: doing a certain number of holes presumably means that's how 719 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:13,279 Speaker 1: many you are pursuing and trying to get the ball 720 00:38:13,320 --> 00:38:16,719 Speaker 1: in them. Yeah, but I know, no, No, you're right, 721 00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:19,840 Speaker 1: Like and there's like the thing I don't really understand, 722 00:38:19,880 --> 00:38:22,400 Speaker 1: And I mean I didn't understand it then, I certainly 723 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:25,280 Speaker 1: don't know. There's different there's like a bunch of different 724 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,839 Speaker 1: types of clubs in the giant bag I like to do. 725 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,000 Speaker 1: The thing I like about golf is that like I like, 726 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:34,759 Speaker 1: I like the props. I like. I love a golf cart, 727 00:38:34,960 --> 00:38:38,440 Speaker 1: like a golf cart, Like nothing more fun than a 728 00:38:38,480 --> 00:38:40,799 Speaker 1: golf cart. Like if I could drive a golf cart, 729 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,480 Speaker 1: I would be very sleepy, but I would probably not 730 00:38:45,520 --> 00:38:47,719 Speaker 1: get anywhere, but it would be very fun, Like it's 731 00:38:47,719 --> 00:38:50,600 Speaker 1: so fun. But so I love a golf cart love, 732 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,879 Speaker 1: like like the props of the bag and like all 733 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:57,799 Speaker 1: the different types of of clubs. That's interesting, but I 734 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:00,000 Speaker 1: have I could not. I have no idea what they 735 00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:04,040 Speaker 1: I'll do. Well, it's certain. It's kind of like if 736 00:39:04,080 --> 00:39:05,800 Speaker 1: you want to play dress up, play dress There's a 737 00:39:05,800 --> 00:39:07,920 Speaker 1: certain thing about like it's almost like a scene from 738 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:11,160 Speaker 1: Paris's Burdening where it's like she's serving golf, like every 739 00:39:11,200 --> 00:39:14,160 Speaker 1: everyone is like just going there to kind of like 740 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,520 Speaker 1: strut it out. Yeah, well that's the other thing I 741 00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,360 Speaker 1: really liked. The thing that drew me in as a 742 00:39:18,440 --> 00:39:21,360 Speaker 1: kid was like the I liked just the idea that 743 00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:26,240 Speaker 1: there was like a shop in this sports space where 744 00:39:26,239 --> 00:39:30,400 Speaker 1: you had to go by like cute polos to play 745 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:34,279 Speaker 1: the game in. That was intriguing to me, and I 746 00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:40,400 Speaker 1: liked I guess I I like the like the idea 747 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,319 Speaker 1: of like the solitude of golf. Like it sounds like 748 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,360 Speaker 1: I know people who play golf now and like you 749 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:50,600 Speaker 1: just get drunk, you just like drive around in a 750 00:39:50,640 --> 00:39:53,239 Speaker 1: golf cart drunk. Sounds fun. It sounds like in the 751 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:55,759 Speaker 1: same way that drag Race has actually has kind of 752 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,160 Speaker 1: made me understand what would be fun about watching sports 753 00:39:58,200 --> 00:40:01,520 Speaker 1: on a regular basis, Like I do think if there 754 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:05,680 Speaker 1: was a way to make it very queer accessible, Like 755 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:08,239 Speaker 1: golf has a lot of things I enjoy. Yeah, and 756 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:11,319 Speaker 1: let's not forget like there's a big there is like 757 00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:13,759 Speaker 1: a big lesbian community of golf. And there's the what 758 00:40:13,760 --> 00:40:16,719 Speaker 1: do you call it, the Dina Shore Weekend, which is 759 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,839 Speaker 1: a big golf weekend in Palm Springs. That's like all 760 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,440 Speaker 1: the ladies come out and I don't know what goes on, 761 00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,799 Speaker 1: but I know they play golf and it's named after 762 00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:31,799 Speaker 1: Dinah Shore. But I also just want to say, it's 763 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:34,479 Speaker 1: very funny for this podcast to keep saying the word 764 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:38,279 Speaker 1: whole and resisted, you know, and I think it needs 765 00:40:38,280 --> 00:40:40,880 Speaker 1: to be addressed because we have talked about whole before 766 00:40:40,920 --> 00:40:43,439 Speaker 1: and it obviously has different means. Now we've addressed hole before, 767 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:47,759 Speaker 1: we're not afraid of as afraid of holes, um, but 768 00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:50,400 Speaker 1: it also eighteen holes. I mean there's I don't know, 769 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:53,520 Speaker 1: there's it sounds it sounds like a website. Yeah, it 770 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,759 Speaker 1: keeps getting to like, you know, very easy like joke 771 00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:03,239 Speaker 1: and also like a lots refused, refused, refused. But it's 772 00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:05,680 Speaker 1: also like but we don't want to because we want 773 00:41:05,719 --> 00:41:10,920 Speaker 1: to have an intellect slightly very smart. People were so smart, 774 00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:15,799 Speaker 1: so smart, but say very very very smart. The thing 775 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:18,720 Speaker 1: was so to like kind of you know, view golf 776 00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:22,600 Speaker 1: through the lens of straightness. It really is almost again 777 00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:24,600 Speaker 1: like we were talking about with things that are almost 778 00:41:24,600 --> 00:41:26,840 Speaker 1: two on the notes, like golf is like something you 779 00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,960 Speaker 1: would write in a dystopian novel that's like a metaphor 780 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,879 Speaker 1: for colonialism. Like truly, it's like you are taking over 781 00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:37,839 Speaker 1: all this land, only white people are allowed on it, 782 00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:41,600 Speaker 1: and there are like little servants that kind of like 783 00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:44,480 Speaker 1: drive you around so that you can be wearing your 784 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:48,200 Speaker 1: like hunger game style outfit and do like a fake 785 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,120 Speaker 1: game while drinking and not like and it's it's and 786 00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:54,000 Speaker 1: you don't get like sweaty either, like you're just I 787 00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:56,520 Speaker 1: don't know. It's like and yet it's respected. It's very 788 00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,680 Speaker 1: like gentlemanly. And did you ever did anyone in the 789 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,160 Speaker 1: high school college tell you like you should learn golf 790 00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:07,840 Speaker 1: because it's good for like business. Yeah, in college it 791 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,960 Speaker 1: was like there was like a golf class and people 792 00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,919 Speaker 1: be like, well, senior year, you have to take golf 793 00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,480 Speaker 1: because then next thing you know, you'll be in a 794 00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:17,279 Speaker 1: business and yeah. Do you have many times in in 795 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,000 Speaker 1: your business and your professional life have you done a 796 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,680 Speaker 1: deal in the golf. Well, I'll never forget when we 797 00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,239 Speaker 1: closed on this podcast. Yeah, and we were out on 798 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:30,320 Speaker 1: the green and it was us and Will Ferrell. Yeah, 799 00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:34,279 Speaker 1: and um, Will said George, if you if you get 800 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,960 Speaker 1: this put in, then you got yourself a deal. Yeah. 801 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:39,600 Speaker 1: And you know, I'll never forget when I wrote on 802 00:42:39,680 --> 00:42:43,319 Speaker 1: game show on Quimby when Matt Rodgers took me out 803 00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:48,080 Speaker 1: for a few holes and it was between me and uh, 804 00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:50,520 Speaker 1: you know all these other kind of button down straight 805 00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:55,239 Speaker 1: guys and I really like golf circles around them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 806 00:42:55,560 --> 00:43:01,279 Speaker 1: I got it instead of instead of me. Yeah, got 807 00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:09,480 Speaker 1: at me actually, And and the rest is is history 808 00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:12,880 Speaker 1: literally because Quimby has gone, it is no longer. But 809 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:15,360 Speaker 1: I mean I even remember, Like it's funny when you 810 00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:17,440 Speaker 1: like internalize that stuff as a kid, because I remember, 811 00:43:17,600 --> 00:43:20,080 Speaker 1: like my dad does not golf, and but like would 812 00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:23,120 Speaker 1: have to go golfing sometimes my dad too. And yeah, 813 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,000 Speaker 1: I remember my dad had like he had golf clubs 814 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:29,320 Speaker 1: in the in the garage for podcasts for business things, 815 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,960 Speaker 1: and like he resented it so much and it would 816 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,279 Speaker 1: like the remember like like the day before you have 817 00:43:35,320 --> 00:43:37,239 Speaker 1: to do it, you have to clean them off because 818 00:43:37,239 --> 00:43:39,440 Speaker 1: they were like never used and then just sort of 819 00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:42,759 Speaker 1: like throwing together a golf outfit but not really having 820 00:43:42,800 --> 00:43:45,959 Speaker 1: the appropriate clothes for it. And I'd like, Dad, don't 821 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:51,840 Speaker 1: embarrass us out there, like embarrass us. It's funny because 822 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:55,200 Speaker 1: so my dad has never golf. But also like when 823 00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:57,520 Speaker 1: we lived in New Jersey for a few years, we 824 00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,600 Speaker 1: lived in a kind of like Republican part of New Jersey, 825 00:44:00,200 --> 00:44:04,960 Speaker 1: and obviously we are white. I would never I'm not 826 00:44:05,040 --> 00:44:07,920 Speaker 1: saying we are you know, oppressed in any way, but 827 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,160 Speaker 1: just the fact that my parents were like Greek immigrants 828 00:44:10,160 --> 00:44:12,840 Speaker 1: and we're slightly different than everyone else in a country 829 00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:17,600 Speaker 1: club setting was so apparent. And we were not members 830 00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,279 Speaker 1: of a country club or anything, but like occasionally they 831 00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,960 Speaker 1: would be like we tried and tried. If they wouldn't 832 00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:25,919 Speaker 1: take us. Next occasion would be like some school event 833 00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,239 Speaker 1: or something, you know, and we'd be there and I 834 00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,600 Speaker 1: would be so aware that like we just did not 835 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:31,960 Speaker 1: know the customs. I didn't know that you're supposed to 836 00:44:31,960 --> 00:44:36,560 Speaker 1: wear lily pullets or tie well you are, yeah, you 837 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:39,960 Speaker 1: didn't get like you would suddenly see like these like 838 00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:42,680 Speaker 1: fifth year old men wearing salmon colored pants and you're like, wait, 839 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:45,600 Speaker 1: are you gay? Well, that's an important that's actually a 840 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,319 Speaker 1: really good point, is there. That was up space where 841 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:51,879 Speaker 1: you could dress gay. Like golf in the nineties in Rome, 842 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:55,080 Speaker 1: Georgia so much pink on men, so much like it's 843 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,200 Speaker 1: pink you could wear like a nice like lime green. 844 00:44:58,400 --> 00:45:02,440 Speaker 1: It was very, very very like golf is like style wise, 845 00:45:02,480 --> 00:45:06,640 Speaker 1: it's just like Carson Cressley. It's just like literally, it's 846 00:45:06,800 --> 00:45:12,120 Speaker 1: literally just like straight men dressed as Carson Crestley for Halloween. 847 00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:15,960 Speaker 1: Hitting sticks around and they're like and they're like making 848 00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:19,640 Speaker 1: making businesses while they make business deals and drink scotch. 849 00:45:20,440 --> 00:45:23,720 Speaker 1: I guess we'll tear down that building. Yeah yeah, alright, 850 00:45:23,840 --> 00:45:27,520 Speaker 1: good plan, let's do it. Yeah, yeah, tear down the 851 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:36,080 Speaker 1: nonprofit um salmon pans. We had Gia Tolentino on recently 852 00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:39,040 Speaker 1: and she talked about shame types, which is like people 853 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:41,400 Speaker 1: that you're attracted to that's that you feel shameful about. 854 00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:44,839 Speaker 1: And definitely like the fifty year old golfer is like 855 00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:47,839 Speaker 1: one of them for me. Really, yeah, I don't have that, 856 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:52,200 Speaker 1: but I do have, like I guess like kind of 857 00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,640 Speaker 1: like that fratty he's he's been out of college for 858 00:45:55,680 --> 00:45:58,920 Speaker 1: like four years. He still lives like he doesn't live 859 00:45:58,920 --> 00:46:00,879 Speaker 1: with his parents because they're rich in the Automo place. 860 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:04,920 Speaker 1: But he's got like that kind of alcoholism, redness to 861 00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:09,680 Speaker 1: his cheeks, a little bit of a college athletic body left. 862 00:46:10,239 --> 00:46:13,319 Speaker 1: That is actually what I said. You're saying no, But 863 00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,360 Speaker 1: when I said it, when she was on the episode, 864 00:46:15,400 --> 00:46:21,319 Speaker 1: I said, of that guy, Yeah, that guy is. I mean, 865 00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,600 Speaker 1: every time I'm in my hometown, I turned on grinder, like, 866 00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:25,719 Speaker 1: you know, I'm like, this is the year it's gonna happen. 867 00:46:25,719 --> 00:46:27,719 Speaker 1: I'm gonna find that guy. He's going to be questioning. 868 00:46:27,760 --> 00:46:31,080 Speaker 1: It's gonna happen. It's gonna be a merry Christmas. And 869 00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:33,960 Speaker 1: it never it's never happened. Well, you know there's still time. 870 00:46:34,440 --> 00:46:36,719 Speaker 1: Christmas is just around. You know, we get another shot 871 00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:43,480 Speaker 1: this year. I mean talk about Yeah, I love Christmas. 872 00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,640 Speaker 1: I was, Oh, I'm putting up my tree tonight. Can 873 00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:49,600 Speaker 1: I tell you something I have? Wait, the listeners need 874 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:51,440 Speaker 1: to know what day we are recording. Yeah, it is 875 00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:54,040 Speaker 1: November fourteenth, and I don't give a fuck. I'm putting 876 00:46:54,080 --> 00:46:56,440 Speaker 1: up my tree and you can't stop me. It's a 877 00:46:56,440 --> 00:46:58,440 Speaker 1: fake tree. So well, I don't worry about it like dying. 878 00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:02,800 Speaker 1: But I last year I was living and I was 879 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:05,000 Speaker 1: living in New York all of November and I put 880 00:47:05,080 --> 00:47:07,560 Speaker 1: up a small it was in this like soulis apartment 881 00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,080 Speaker 1: until I put up a Christmas tree the day after Halloween. 882 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,840 Speaker 1: And it was like, I was like, you know what, 883 00:47:12,920 --> 00:47:15,520 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do this every year. And so many 884 00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:17,640 Speaker 1: people I know and follow on Instagram have done it 885 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,520 Speaker 1: in the past few days, and so I'm like, what 886 00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:21,279 Speaker 1: am I waiting for? And actually, before I got here, 887 00:47:21,280 --> 00:47:23,759 Speaker 1: I went to Target about a ton of Christmas decorations. 888 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,000 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go home tonight. I'm gonna deck the hall is, y'all. 889 00:47:27,239 --> 00:47:29,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna deck them. I say, you know, I'm cynical 890 00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,799 Speaker 1: about so many things, but Christmas, I'm truly like, that's 891 00:47:31,800 --> 00:47:35,000 Speaker 1: the best. I'm truly nine years old again, it's the best. 892 00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:40,640 Speaker 1: It's holiday spirit hold of me. And I'm hypnotized saying, 893 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:41,960 Speaker 1: I mean, it's better in New York than it is 894 00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:44,160 Speaker 1: in l A. But the good thing about l A 895 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:47,360 Speaker 1: Christmas is everybody does their yards, so I mean, and 896 00:47:47,400 --> 00:47:50,520 Speaker 1: it's already started. You drive around at night if you're 897 00:47:50,600 --> 00:47:52,799 Speaker 1: driving it, you know, just some ten PM comedy show 898 00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:55,520 Speaker 1: that Sam's doing. Um all ten of the people that 899 00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,560 Speaker 1: come to that show, they're passing a lot of Christmas 900 00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:00,359 Speaker 1: decorations and it's and they're smiling at them, and it's nice. 901 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:03,120 Speaker 1: We also have a radio station in New York. I mean, 902 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,680 Speaker 1: I guess they all do that in l A. But 903 00:48:05,840 --> 00:48:08,080 Speaker 1: there's like a radio station that does Christmas music all 904 00:48:08,160 --> 00:48:11,359 Speaker 1: year around. It doesn't start until like Thanksgiving, but turn 905 00:48:11,440 --> 00:48:16,879 Speaker 1: that thing on, drive around, look at some lights, honey, 906 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:20,880 Speaker 1: good night nurse. Really it's just lovely, Sam. Are you Christmas? 907 00:48:20,960 --> 00:48:24,840 Speaker 1: I like Christmas? I just I very much like my um, 908 00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:27,960 Speaker 1: I compartmentalize, you know, like I'm like, like, I don't 909 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:30,320 Speaker 1: like to think about it right now. I get that. 910 00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:34,040 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Every year I'm like, oh, there 911 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:37,000 Speaker 1: wasn't enough Christmas. So at the end of the day, 912 00:48:37,600 --> 00:48:40,640 Speaker 1: like the day Halloween ends, because thanks he means part 913 00:48:40,640 --> 00:48:42,320 Speaker 1: of Christmas, Like you watch them, makes you say Thanksgiving 914 00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,640 Speaker 1: night parade. They fucking thing ends with Santa Claus arriving 915 00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:49,360 Speaker 1: folks by like ten am. Santa Claus is in Harold Square, 916 00:48:49,719 --> 00:48:53,480 Speaker 1: So like, what do we as people waiting for put 917 00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:55,760 Speaker 1: up your tree? Have your tree up for Thanksgiving dinner? 918 00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:59,680 Speaker 1: You just enjoyed a little longer. I couldn't disagree more. 919 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:04,960 Speaker 1: I want no, no, it's a conversation. I got it. 920 00:49:05,440 --> 00:49:08,080 Speaker 1: I want actually way less Christmas. I would love for 921 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:10,800 Speaker 1: like a week, a hard week, because I want to sprint. 922 00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:13,480 Speaker 1: I want to like feel it all day every day. 923 00:49:13,520 --> 00:49:15,520 Speaker 1: I don't want to like be like okay, well, like 924 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,440 Speaker 1: I felt a little Christmas this morning, but then I 925 00:49:17,480 --> 00:49:19,839 Speaker 1: had like three days of normal feeling like I want 926 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,160 Speaker 1: to be like this week, I'm focused on feeling like this. 927 00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:25,600 Speaker 1: That's how money how I was raised, and they would 928 00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:26,960 Speaker 1: my mom would not put it put up the tree 929 00:49:27,000 --> 00:49:28,759 Speaker 1: until like a week before Christmas, and I'd be like, 930 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:31,400 Speaker 1: you're working crazy, and it seems like that's still hunting 931 00:49:31,400 --> 00:49:34,560 Speaker 1: you absolutely still haunting. I got an argument with my 932 00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:35,840 Speaker 1: mom about it, like two days ago. I was like, 933 00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,040 Speaker 1: I'm putting up my tree next week, and she was like, well, 934 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,120 Speaker 1: that's disgusting, and I was like, well, actually, I think 935 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:42,680 Speaker 1: it's disgusting that you raised three children and you didn't 936 00:49:42,719 --> 00:49:44,040 Speaker 1: put up but didn't let us put up a tree 937 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,520 Speaker 1: until the week before Christmas, and then she'd leave it 938 00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:48,840 Speaker 1: up to like mid January, and it's like, Okay, you 939 00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,520 Speaker 1: need to really reevaluate. So you're like when it's over, 940 00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:54,960 Speaker 1: it's over January. I think New Year's Day, that's fine. 941 00:49:55,320 --> 00:50:00,600 Speaker 1: January second, like get it out of the thing in 942 00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,120 Speaker 1: New York, like that month of January leading into February 943 00:50:03,120 --> 00:50:05,400 Speaker 1: where you're still seeing dead Christmas trees and like the 944 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:09,360 Speaker 1: sidewalk in like February it is. That is to me, 945 00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,959 Speaker 1: the saddest thing you can see in the world. Yeah, yeah, 946 00:50:13,000 --> 00:50:17,320 Speaker 1: I agree, that's pretty sad. It's all about December. December 947 00:50:17,400 --> 00:50:20,080 Speaker 1: is I mean, I love it. I love December, but 948 00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:23,520 Speaker 1: I gotta say I love November just as much. Wow. Wow, 949 00:50:23,880 --> 00:50:26,200 Speaker 1: this is our time, folks. If you like Christmas, this 950 00:50:26,239 --> 00:50:28,239 Speaker 1: is the this is the time of year you're gonna like, 951 00:50:28,760 --> 00:50:31,799 Speaker 1: you know. I mean, that's just facts. Let's just how 952 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:39,439 Speaker 1: the calendars work. Wow. How did we even get on this? Really? 953 00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,560 Speaker 1: I don't know. But yeah, like golf is so Christmas 954 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:45,480 Speaker 1: yea golf? Yeah, you wouldn't golf on Christmas. I mean 955 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:47,600 Speaker 1: I bet somebody does. And I don't like that. No, 956 00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:53,920 Speaker 1: It's like, what are you running from? Yeah, Oh, you 957 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:56,279 Speaker 1: know what. I love what putting on a Santa hat 958 00:50:56,880 --> 00:50:59,480 Speaker 1: during like a Christmas party and then you're like you're 959 00:50:59,480 --> 00:51:01,839 Speaker 1: the one wearing Santa Ha, how cute. I love that 960 00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,520 Speaker 1: when you're on the subway and you like see somebody 961 00:51:03,520 --> 00:51:05,879 Speaker 1: into Santa hat and you kind of like smile at them. 962 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,560 Speaker 1: I don't like, what is that thing that time of 963 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:11,000 Speaker 1: you're in New York. That's the Santa things? Oh the worst. 964 00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:14,760 Speaker 1: I like that. That's not that's not my kind of Christmas. 965 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,320 Speaker 1: I mean that straight culture. Well it's like almost the 966 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:24,800 Speaker 1: kind of Christmas straight culture. It's not Christmas, it's Santa con. Yeah. Yeah, 967 00:51:24,880 --> 00:51:26,880 Speaker 1: I want to go back to the golf for a moment, 968 00:51:27,360 --> 00:51:32,080 Speaker 1: because we're in a in a country club space for golf, 969 00:51:32,680 --> 00:51:35,520 Speaker 1: usually there are public courses, but sure, but like, but 970 00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:39,799 Speaker 1: most people are the fancy kind. And then like, is 971 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:45,400 Speaker 1: there a binary in golf and tennis? We'll see. I 972 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:48,360 Speaker 1: love tennis is tennis girls and gays, and golf is 973 00:51:48,719 --> 00:51:52,240 Speaker 1: straight guys. I would argue, yes, I think you're probably 974 00:51:52,280 --> 00:51:55,840 Speaker 1: right as far as the country club goes. Yeah, Like 975 00:51:57,000 --> 00:52:01,880 Speaker 1: it's yeah, however, I guess who just joined the Cousta 976 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:03,840 Speaker 1: country Club. As we all know in Rome, Georgia that 977 00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:12,440 Speaker 1: I grew up going to Serena Williams um Marjorie Taylor Green. No, 978 00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:15,399 Speaker 1: she lives in my hometown, straight away from the house 979 00:52:15,440 --> 00:52:19,200 Speaker 1: I grew up. That's crazy. And she the reason she 980 00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,719 Speaker 1: joined us because like they have such a good golf 981 00:52:21,719 --> 00:52:25,040 Speaker 1: course and she's a big golfer. So that changes not 982 00:52:25,160 --> 00:52:28,520 Speaker 1: dynamics straight well no, but I'm saying she's not playing tennis, 983 00:52:28,560 --> 00:52:36,440 Speaker 1: and okay, okay, so lesbian, it's funny to be like, well, 984 00:52:36,480 --> 00:52:39,479 Speaker 1: girls and gays like what about Q and on girls? Yeah, 985 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,360 Speaker 1: that's true. Where do they fall into this into the 986 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,080 Speaker 1: the golf by an area? So maybe it's not girls 987 00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:49,239 Speaker 1: and gays. Maybe it's more just political. Yeah, I mean 988 00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:52,719 Speaker 1: I think that is still a pretty republican, sure, but 989 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,880 Speaker 1: it's like it's safe enough that you can kind of 990 00:52:54,920 --> 00:52:57,960 Speaker 1: like have fun with it as a non republican. Yeah, 991 00:52:58,200 --> 00:53:00,640 Speaker 1: And there's I feel like tennis it's just like more 992 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:05,160 Speaker 1: accessible just in general, like a it doesn't take as long, right, 993 00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:07,600 Speaker 1: like you are definitely public, like in New York, it's 994 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:11,319 Speaker 1: easitive every yeah, yeah, yeah, whereas like golf it's yeah, 995 00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:16,680 Speaker 1: it's a bit more more restrictive, but similar clothes, similar aesthetic, 996 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:21,560 Speaker 1: similar aesthetic, you get sweatier. Though I would love I 997 00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:28,600 Speaker 1: would love a golf outing that was way, way, way easier. 998 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:32,200 Speaker 1: I think maybe no, no, no, I want the nature. 999 00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:34,360 Speaker 1: I literally want like to be able to pick up 1000 00:53:34,400 --> 00:53:38,160 Speaker 1: the ball and like throw it, like and like have 1001 00:53:38,239 --> 00:53:40,440 Speaker 1: a hoop that I'm supposed to make and then like 1002 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,520 Speaker 1: nail it and then move on to the next hoop 1003 00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,920 Speaker 1: kind of like isn't like the new thing? Like I 1004 00:53:44,920 --> 00:53:48,120 Speaker 1: don't know anything ball. I was gonna say, is this 1005 00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:51,600 Speaker 1: like pickleball golf? I don't know what pickle ball is, 1006 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,759 Speaker 1: and I don't care if you don't, really, well, you 1007 00:53:53,760 --> 00:53:58,120 Speaker 1: should educate yourself because over the world almost actually like evil. 1008 00:53:57,840 --> 00:54:00,480 Speaker 1: It's I mean, I'm just a sick of like he 1009 00:54:00,600 --> 00:54:05,359 Speaker 1: gives a fuck. It's like it's like another thing pickle ball, 1010 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:08,279 Speaker 1: Shut up, get a life, grow up now once again, 1011 00:54:08,320 --> 00:54:10,560 Speaker 1: it's like it's out of a dystopian novel. You're like, 1012 00:54:10,640 --> 00:54:13,480 Speaker 1: not pickleball. Yeah, and now there's like a TV show 1013 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:19,479 Speaker 1: or it's like celebrities. Yes, it's like yeah, I think 1014 00:54:19,520 --> 00:54:22,920 Speaker 1: that um all better. There is dark money in pickle 1015 00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,560 Speaker 1: I've said this before. I won't get into it. But 1016 00:54:25,840 --> 00:54:28,920 Speaker 1: pickleball is funded bings going on. You know, let's see 1017 00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:32,719 Speaker 1: Cooke Brothers believe it. I fully believe that. I mean 1018 00:54:32,760 --> 00:54:36,120 Speaker 1: as it is probably like literally golf. Yeah, let's I 1019 00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:38,640 Speaker 1: would support a pickleball of golf. Well that's what it 1020 00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:41,319 Speaker 1: kind of sounds like you're pitching is like throwing it, 1021 00:54:41,520 --> 00:54:44,000 Speaker 1: and um, just like an easier golf because I want 1022 00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:45,600 Speaker 1: to go for a walk and I want to like 1023 00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,200 Speaker 1: and you want to ride the thing every songe. I 1024 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,319 Speaker 1: want to write a thing and I want a little game. 1025 00:54:49,400 --> 00:54:52,520 Speaker 1: I want to gamify it slightly. I mean honestly, to 1026 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,719 Speaker 1: have an activity that is vaguely athletic and has some 1027 00:54:55,800 --> 00:54:58,799 Speaker 1: walking outside. I mean, it's so rare. What else are 1028 00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:01,520 Speaker 1: you gonna do? Go on a hike? Hiking it's like fun, 1029 00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:04,920 Speaker 1: but you're kind of not relaxed and you can't win. 1030 00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:09,520 Speaker 1: How do we create a gay golf? How do we 1031 00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:12,160 Speaker 1: create a gay golf? That is truly the question Out 1032 00:55:12,160 --> 00:55:19,720 Speaker 1: on the Golf Course hosted by Rasha coming to out TV. 1033 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:24,560 Speaker 1: See that out TV is doing a gay don't. I 1034 00:55:24,600 --> 00:55:27,000 Speaker 1: don't know what it is, but Stormy Daniels are hosting 1035 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:31,640 Speaker 1: a gay It's literally like looking or something yeah, it's 1036 00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:34,880 Speaker 1: very confusing. Put her like, what's going on with anything 1037 00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,760 Speaker 1: and what is out TV? While we're on the topic. 1038 00:55:36,840 --> 00:55:39,600 Speaker 1: I don't, I truly don't know. People can just say 1039 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:42,920 Speaker 1: anything to day, you know. That's what the fake if 1040 00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:45,640 Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken. On Will and Grace, yes, that Will, 1041 00:55:45,840 --> 00:55:47,920 Speaker 1: I mean that Jack ends up being the exact for 1042 00:55:48,200 --> 00:55:50,560 Speaker 1: where where um and Britney spears guest stars at some 1043 00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:55,640 Speaker 1: point because she plays a Republican anchored who takes over. 1044 00:55:56,640 --> 00:56:00,440 Speaker 1: Got that they had an out TV d have like 1045 00:56:00,880 --> 00:56:03,880 Speaker 1: very ahead of like in terms of the satire of it. 1046 00:56:04,160 --> 00:56:07,080 Speaker 1: I completely forgot about that storyline on Will and Grace 1047 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:12,839 Speaker 1: and that something I bring up Will and Grace more 1048 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:15,879 Speaker 1: often than I would like. I get it, folks, it's 1049 00:56:15,920 --> 00:56:18,640 Speaker 1: in our brains. It was if it was formative for me, 1050 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:20,319 Speaker 1: it was very formative for me. It was. I mean, 1051 00:56:20,719 --> 00:56:22,360 Speaker 1: it was good. It was a good show. It was 1052 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:30,840 Speaker 1: a it was a good show. Good show. So for 1053 00:56:30,920 --> 00:56:37,160 Speaker 1: gay golf, for get golf. I guess it could be like, okay, 1054 00:56:37,160 --> 00:56:39,719 Speaker 1: but here's the problem. It's like it's it is something 1055 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:43,200 Speaker 1: antithetical about gay golf because gay golf and I can 1056 00:56:43,239 --> 00:56:47,400 Speaker 1: say this, there would be playing club music somewhere what 1057 00:56:47,480 --> 00:56:50,440 Speaker 1: I was thinking, And I don't want club music? Nope. 1058 00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,080 Speaker 1: What do you want though? Do you want just like regular? What? 1059 00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:56,399 Speaker 1: I don't want quiet? I want no music. I want 1060 00:56:56,440 --> 00:57:00,200 Speaker 1: the clubhouse that you would go to afterwards. I can 1061 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:02,560 Speaker 1: play club music. I mean I'd rather it not, but 1062 00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:06,279 Speaker 1: it can. It can. The other thing isn't you know 1063 00:57:06,320 --> 00:57:08,640 Speaker 1: there's these guys are gonna shut up, you know what 1064 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,200 Speaker 1: I mean, It's going to be quiet on the golf course, 1065 00:57:11,239 --> 00:57:13,160 Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, like here comes like 1066 00:57:13,640 --> 00:57:16,920 Speaker 1: a gaggle of like you know, twenty guys that are 1067 00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:19,240 Speaker 1: just each trying to talk over each other, and then 1068 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:24,960 Speaker 1: that is ruined. That's true. I think I feel like 1069 00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:29,280 Speaker 1: gay people shouldn't be allowed on golf course. It's basically 1070 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:32,320 Speaker 1: what I'm getting. Maybe it's like we're trying to create something, 1071 00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:35,840 Speaker 1: but the premises it's kind of like inherently say it's 1072 00:57:35,840 --> 00:57:42,440 Speaker 1: like gay marriage. It's like we shouldn't get married. No, 1073 00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:45,280 Speaker 1: I mean I am married, and I will say like 1074 00:57:45,560 --> 00:57:49,360 Speaker 1: we should have we should not, like don't do that. 1075 00:57:49,440 --> 00:57:51,680 Speaker 1: We really are doing like it's like assimilation, like we're like, 1076 00:57:51,720 --> 00:57:56,320 Speaker 1: how can we make golf? But for gay people it's like, well, yeah, 1077 00:57:56,360 --> 00:58:00,320 Speaker 1: because I mean, like inevitably, like golf for gay people, 1078 00:58:00,320 --> 00:58:03,439 Speaker 1: like Samay's gonna sunk on the I mean, there's gonna 1079 00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,680 Speaker 1: be cruising. There's gonna be cruising. There's gonna be sucking 1080 00:58:05,720 --> 00:58:08,080 Speaker 1: on a golf course on a golf cart. But that 1081 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,960 Speaker 1: could be beautiful. I mean I would like to cruise 1082 00:58:09,960 --> 00:58:12,040 Speaker 1: on a golf course absolutely. First time I ever went 1083 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:15,240 Speaker 1: to Fire Island, I had sex on a golf cart 1084 00:58:15,320 --> 00:58:18,480 Speaker 1: for my my first night there. Wow, that was like 1085 00:58:18,560 --> 00:58:26,080 Speaker 1: parked like behind the pavilion and I sat on someone's penis. Yeah, 1086 00:58:26,200 --> 00:58:28,880 Speaker 1: that's amazing, thank you. It was Tiger Woods. Actually not 1087 00:58:29,040 --> 00:58:32,280 Speaker 1: bring it back to golf. I don't know what he 1088 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:37,760 Speaker 1: was doing out there. Yeah, he's a total top, but 1089 00:58:37,760 --> 00:58:41,640 Speaker 1: he feels insecure if he's not around a golf item. Exactly. 1090 00:58:41,720 --> 00:58:43,600 Speaker 1: He can't get hard until he's on a golf item. 1091 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,240 Speaker 1: I mean, and then I guess, you know, I mean 1092 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,000 Speaker 1: not to who cares, but like you know, then there's 1093 00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:52,120 Speaker 1: like the trump of it all with golf. I mean, 1094 00:58:52,200 --> 00:58:54,880 Speaker 1: isn't that like this whole thing that's this whole thing, 1095 00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:59,840 Speaker 1: is this whole thing his whole whole eighteen whole thing. 1096 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:03,560 Speaker 1: But like is it like he owns golf courses, right 1097 00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:09,480 Speaker 1: be buried? Is his ex wife on he buried the 1098 00:59:09,480 --> 00:59:14,880 Speaker 1: current one and she's she has not passed yet. She's 1099 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:18,960 Speaker 1: down there. Did you do you know that right that 1100 00:59:19,040 --> 00:59:22,680 Speaker 1: he buried? No, I don't know. The first wife in 1101 00:59:22,720 --> 00:59:25,720 Speaker 1: the mother of his first three children, but died like 1102 00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:27,960 Speaker 1: a few months ago and they buried her on the 1103 00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:31,000 Speaker 1: golf course in New Jersey. I think it's so that 1104 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,840 Speaker 1: it's like a tax thing because if you bury somebody 1105 00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:36,640 Speaker 1: like you, it's a tax break because it becomes a cemetery. 1106 00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:40,480 Speaker 1: That is, there's a whole thing. I mean, it wasn't there, 1107 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:43,680 Speaker 1: like didn't they like not? I was like not a chill. 1108 00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,040 Speaker 1: I mean he left her for for Marla Maples, like 1109 00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:50,000 Speaker 1: after having an affair. Like I would imagine they were 1110 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:53,480 Speaker 1: like friendly at that point, but like I don't. I mean, 1111 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:56,520 Speaker 1: like if I I would not want to be married 1112 00:59:56,600 --> 01:00:00,360 Speaker 1: like buried in my first husband's golf course. I mean 1113 01:00:00,440 --> 01:00:03,400 Speaker 1: not to not to be that guy. But I don't 1114 01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,200 Speaker 1: want to do that. I don't want You are so 1115 01:00:06,360 --> 01:00:13,600 Speaker 1: ungrateful just what it? Oh my god. Not everyone gets 1116 01:00:13,600 --> 01:00:15,840 Speaker 1: what they want, Jeffrey. Some people have to wait till 1117 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:22,800 Speaker 1: after Thanksgiving for Christmas storry. It's true, it's wow. I 1118 01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:28,040 Speaker 1: mean yeah, I mean do you like golf movies? Have I? Well, 1119 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:32,640 Speaker 1: there's uh cad is a classic I don't haven't seen 1120 01:00:32,640 --> 01:00:35,360 Speaker 1: since probably in like, you know, a long long childhood. 1121 01:00:36,560 --> 01:00:42,240 Speaker 1: What was Adam Sandler one? Oh? Happy when we were Happy? 1122 01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:47,720 Speaker 1: What's Happy? And the company is called Happy Madison. Sorry, 1123 01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:53,320 Speaker 1: little industry talk for everybody, but I think those are 1124 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:56,600 Speaker 1: the only two golf movies I can name, though there's 1125 01:00:56,640 --> 01:00:59,560 Speaker 1: certainly like Gay one. Yeah, they should make a game 1126 01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:05,720 Speaker 1: one that's that's not actual Swing one hundred two closet 1127 01:01:05,840 --> 01:01:10,760 Speaker 1: golfers fall in love in the locker room. You just 1128 01:01:10,800 --> 01:01:13,960 Speaker 1: do Broke Back Mountain the entire script, but change everything 1129 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,600 Speaker 1: about being a cowboy to playing golf. Oh my, that 1130 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:18,800 Speaker 1: would actually work because then the wives are like like 1131 01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:21,840 Speaker 1: you literally have as being like you're going out with 1132 01:01:21,920 --> 01:01:24,520 Speaker 1: him again and he's like, yeah, I'm hitting the links. 1133 01:01:24,720 --> 01:01:29,320 Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Wait, what's the movie is Billy Madison where 1134 01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:34,720 Speaker 1: Billy Madison by Nasty No, No, it's um, that's the 1135 01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:37,160 Speaker 1: Billy Billions one where he's like going back to school. 1136 01:01:37,200 --> 01:01:40,720 Speaker 1: Goddamn it. So what's the golf movie Happy, Happy, Well 1137 01:01:40,760 --> 01:01:44,200 Speaker 1: then my joke doesn't work. There's such easy names. Okay. 1138 01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:49,640 Speaker 1: So I do really like the idea of being like, well, 1139 01:01:49,760 --> 01:01:51,920 Speaker 1: let's not make actual gay golf. Let's just make a 1140 01:01:51,960 --> 01:01:59,560 Speaker 1: film absolutely just like a movie, and then be done 1141 01:01:59,560 --> 01:02:04,840 Speaker 1: with it. I love Brokeback Mountain, but it's a golf course. 1142 01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:07,960 Speaker 1: The way do we have to talk to? I mean, 1143 01:02:08,440 --> 01:02:11,240 Speaker 1: you know people, Jeffrey, can you produce? Can we go 1144 01:02:11,320 --> 01:02:15,080 Speaker 1: to Happy Madison, Let's go to Adam. Let's get Adam 1145 01:02:15,120 --> 01:02:16,960 Speaker 1: on the line, you know, horn and we can team 1146 01:02:17,040 --> 01:02:22,000 Speaker 1: up with Kevin James again, you guys, you use that image. Yeah, 1147 01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:27,680 Speaker 1: what's that movie again? Like a big thing? Well we have, Yeah, 1148 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:33,800 Speaker 1: I've seen three times. It's it's it's like wonderful just 1149 01:02:33,120 --> 01:02:38,720 Speaker 1: to it's like a beautiful Okay, to be clear, there's 1150 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:41,240 Speaker 1: more to it than you think. Sure, but it is 1151 01:02:41,760 --> 01:02:45,080 Speaker 1: overall a bad movie. But there's uh, it actually could 1152 01:02:45,120 --> 01:02:47,200 Speaker 1: have been a good movie if like three different choices 1153 01:02:47,240 --> 01:02:50,480 Speaker 1: have been made. So the um and Todd Haynes striketed 1154 01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:56,560 Speaker 1: it right. No, that's Carol the original writer was out pain. No, 1155 01:02:56,640 --> 01:02:58,560 Speaker 1: I'm telling you it's like this. It's this movie that 1156 01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:02,040 Speaker 1: like started with really good intentions, and you know, you know, 1157 01:03:02,120 --> 01:03:05,600 Speaker 1: Hollywood got transformed into this kind of like broad Adam 1158 01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:09,600 Speaker 1: Sandler comedy. But you can tell that some of that 1159 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:13,120 Speaker 1: initial thing is still there. The spirit is still there, yea, 1160 01:03:13,840 --> 01:03:24,160 Speaker 1: that Alexander pain spirit, that undeniable possess. Give me that descendence, 1161 01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:32,680 Speaker 1: possa well descendance. An It's so funny that everyone just 1162 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:35,720 Speaker 1: like knows every like movie and stuff and like really cares. 1163 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:38,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, this is crazy, this is crazy. But I mean, 1164 01:03:38,040 --> 01:03:39,320 Speaker 1: don't you feel like I mean not to do this 1165 01:03:39,360 --> 01:03:41,240 Speaker 1: New York versus the only thing again? But the one 1166 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,400 Speaker 1: thing that's like nice and that I miss about New 1167 01:03:43,480 --> 01:03:45,600 Speaker 1: York but it's refreshing about l A is that like 1168 01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:49,520 Speaker 1: you never meet someone who like he knows about theater, 1169 01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:52,280 Speaker 1: like you never like no one's ever talking about theater. 1170 01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:57,200 Speaker 1: It's so refreshing that no one's ever talking about Finally, really, 1171 01:03:58,320 --> 01:04:00,480 Speaker 1: can I tell you something though? When l people do 1172 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,120 Speaker 1: try to do theater, you're like, stop at it, get 1173 01:04:03,160 --> 01:04:07,240 Speaker 1: the funk out of this town. I fully agree. I 1174 01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:08,520 Speaker 1: once went to a plan in l A. And I 1175 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:11,760 Speaker 1: was like, this is horrendous, it's crazy. Well again, it's 1176 01:04:11,800 --> 01:04:14,440 Speaker 1: like eight o'clock atte like you all should be at home. 1177 01:04:14,560 --> 01:04:16,640 Speaker 1: None of you have business being out the people on stage, like, 1178 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:18,880 Speaker 1: go home, go to bed, put up, watch a TV show. 1179 01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:20,320 Speaker 1: You're in l A. So you're saying they need lunch 1180 01:04:20,360 --> 01:04:25,200 Speaker 1: time place. Yeah, unchtime theater. That's a great idea. Who 1181 01:04:25,480 --> 01:04:28,320 Speaker 1: have to talk to It's like a dinner theater, but 1182 01:04:28,360 --> 01:04:31,680 Speaker 1: it's lunch that's so good. Well, I honestly feel we're 1183 01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:36,439 Speaker 1: on drugs. You're you aren't. I mean, it's sorry, we're 1184 01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:42,040 Speaker 1: super cook out right now. This is literally g so 1185 01:04:42,680 --> 01:04:44,720 Speaker 1: I should know, you know. Speaking of Christmas, Jeffrey is 1186 01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:49,040 Speaker 1: pointing between Christmas Starbucks cup. Hey they Starbucks knows what's up. 1187 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:51,720 Speaker 1: You're right. They start doing amazing the day after Halloween, 1188 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:54,440 Speaker 1: the day after I don't think I had realized that 1189 01:04:54,520 --> 01:04:56,680 Speaker 1: they do it every year. They Yeah, we're too busy 1190 01:04:56,680 --> 01:05:00,600 Speaker 1: going to local coffee shops to have known that supporting 1191 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:05,680 Speaker 1: small businesses. I'm like, just give me my Starbucks. You 1192 01:05:05,720 --> 01:05:09,520 Speaker 1: get a target, buy some books, hold in order some 1193 01:05:10,000 --> 01:05:14,760 Speaker 1: more Christmas decorations from an Amazon. Please support Amazon. Yeah, 1194 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:17,760 Speaker 1: they're struggling now more than ever one with everything going on. 1195 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:24,640 Speaker 1: You know, oies, wow or poor babies. I love recording 1196 01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:26,520 Speaker 1: in person. I am having the time in my life. 1197 01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,680 Speaker 1: Do you so when you get back to New York, 1198 01:05:30,320 --> 01:05:33,400 Speaker 1: are you going to go back to recording in person? No? No, 1199 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:36,480 Speaker 1: you don't think so. It's just an l A thing. 1200 01:05:36,960 --> 01:05:38,880 Speaker 1: Understand what we do it every once in a while. 1201 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:41,040 Speaker 1: Maybe everyone's amhile. I mean, I don't hate it. Yeah, 1202 01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:43,080 Speaker 1: I think it's really fun. It's really fun. You're gonna 1203 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:45,240 Speaker 1: record more episodes while you're in l A. Yeah, yeah, 1204 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:49,280 Speaker 1: two more. So guys get excited because you've got two 1205 01:05:49,320 --> 01:05:54,120 Speaker 1: more Live is Face Off, and we'll only be getting 1206 01:05:54,120 --> 01:05:56,280 Speaker 1: more coked up for each of them. I know I'm 1207 01:05:56,280 --> 01:05:58,240 Speaker 1: having another coffee after this, and then I'm going to 1208 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:01,800 Speaker 1: be having a lot of coffee tomorrow, is it? I know, 1209 01:06:02,320 --> 01:06:04,520 Speaker 1: it's so weird how it's so fun. You know what, 1210 01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:08,120 Speaker 1: you don't drink when you're playing golf. I don't think 1211 01:06:08,120 --> 01:06:09,800 Speaker 1: that doesn't that doesn't make it. Wait, No, you're right, 1212 01:06:09,840 --> 01:06:11,560 Speaker 1: no one, you don't never see that. Wait. I have 1213 01:06:11,600 --> 01:06:13,840 Speaker 1: a question about what we're talking about people getting drunk. 1214 01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,440 Speaker 1: So is it fully sanctioned and allowed that you can 1215 01:06:16,480 --> 01:06:20,880 Speaker 1: like have a beer they have like bar like driving 1216 01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:27,120 Speaker 1: drink And it seems that way, so you are like openly, 1217 01:06:27,240 --> 01:06:30,919 Speaker 1: you are encouraged to part of it. Like I think, 1218 01:06:30,920 --> 01:06:35,120 Speaker 1: like literally like men have like cups of Scotch and 1219 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,440 Speaker 1: they're like the cup holder of the golf cart. Well, 1220 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:40,200 Speaker 1: I'll say this, that sounds fun. I mean, I mean 1221 01:06:40,200 --> 01:06:42,840 Speaker 1: that sounds really nice. You know what I wish? Okay, okay, 1222 01:06:43,120 --> 01:06:49,920 Speaker 1: hear me out. It's not holes, it's I'm out you. 1223 01:06:50,120 --> 01:06:55,680 Speaker 1: It's like different like small to medium sized in ground pools, 1224 01:06:56,240 --> 01:07:01,000 Speaker 1: but all have unique shapes. And so you're monking or 1225 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:03,400 Speaker 1: driving and you're like, oh my gosh, like look at 1226 01:07:03,400 --> 01:07:05,880 Speaker 1: this beautiful little pool, and then you take a dip, 1227 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:08,040 Speaker 1: you and your friends for like a little bit, and 1228 01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,760 Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, let's go see the next one. It's 1229 01:07:09,800 --> 01:07:11,880 Speaker 1: like I love that. Could there be like an element 1230 01:07:11,960 --> 01:07:13,600 Speaker 1: like maybe there's a beach ball in one of the pools, 1231 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:16,480 Speaker 1: slapped that around a little bit, And then you get 1232 01:07:16,480 --> 01:07:18,280 Speaker 1: to one and it's just like, oh, there's just loungers 1233 01:07:18,280 --> 01:07:20,520 Speaker 1: beside it, and there's like a couple of magazines and 1234 01:07:20,520 --> 01:07:22,240 Speaker 1: you just sort of hang out and read the magazines 1235 01:07:22,280 --> 01:07:24,640 Speaker 1: for a while. That would be so like parade floats, 1236 01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:27,160 Speaker 1: like each one has a different vibe some of them. 1237 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:31,760 Speaker 1: Maybe there's a Christmas line Chris, but that would be 1238 01:07:31,840 --> 01:07:34,760 Speaker 1: so cool. Oh that I could get down with that. 1239 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,840 Speaker 1: It's very you know what, it's very Refinery rooms. Oh 1240 01:07:37,880 --> 01:07:41,520 Speaker 1: my god, it absolutely it's like experiences. I remember that 1241 01:07:41,520 --> 01:07:43,080 Speaker 1: that was a fever dream that all of us have. 1242 01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:45,960 Speaker 1: It's like you I remember that. I remember having like 1243 01:07:46,000 --> 01:07:49,160 Speaker 1: a general at Refinery twenty nine about God knows what, 1244 01:07:49,640 --> 01:07:52,760 Speaker 1: and then like like the people being like really like 1245 01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:55,520 Speaker 1: sort of like crazed and harried and being like, oh, 1246 01:07:55,640 --> 01:07:57,240 Speaker 1: gotch one of nine rooms coming up and it's like 1247 01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:59,280 Speaker 1: what are you talking about? One of those things that 1248 01:07:59,280 --> 01:08:01,560 Speaker 1: they like willed in to existence where suddenly you had 1249 01:08:01,600 --> 01:08:04,520 Speaker 1: to be like, well, of course, twenty nine room. It 1250 01:08:04,600 --> 01:08:06,920 Speaker 1: was like a like an installation. It was literally like 1251 01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:10,200 Speaker 1: a sponsored I think it was a fully sponsored event 1252 01:08:10,200 --> 01:08:12,840 Speaker 1: where like there were twenty nine rooms and each one 1253 01:08:12,880 --> 01:08:14,320 Speaker 1: had like a different thing and it was like a 1254 01:08:14,320 --> 01:08:17,720 Speaker 1: photo of feel like I remember being jealous of it 1255 01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,640 Speaker 1: for some reason, Like I was jealous. It's like one 1256 01:08:20,640 --> 01:08:24,360 Speaker 1: of those Yeah, it's like somehow everyone's Instagram and somehow 1257 01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,720 Speaker 1: everyone's involved and they're like, come to my room, come 1258 01:08:26,800 --> 01:08:28,760 Speaker 1: to my room. At twenty nine it's Room fifteen, and 1259 01:08:28,800 --> 01:08:30,360 Speaker 1: you're like, wait, I was like, why don't I have 1260 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,720 Speaker 1: a room at twenty room? Yeah, there's only yeah, like, 1261 01:08:33,680 --> 01:08:35,799 Speaker 1: I surely I'm one of the top twenty nine creators 1262 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:38,760 Speaker 1: in New York City. Yeah, I have not thought about that, 1263 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:42,000 Speaker 1: and so yeah, well a lot of Yeah, I don't 1264 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:44,400 Speaker 1: think we're finding twenty nine is doing so well anymore. 1265 01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:49,080 Speaker 1: Please help them out, everybody. The link will be in 1266 01:08:49,080 --> 01:08:52,360 Speaker 1: our bio to donate to refinery. This time of year, 1267 01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:54,439 Speaker 1: they could really use it. Yeah, because they've got families 1268 01:08:54,439 --> 01:09:01,240 Speaker 1: to twenty nine children. Yeah, and they're all fathered by person. 1269 01:09:05,360 --> 01:09:07,680 Speaker 1: Our final segment, Yeah, all right, do you want to 1270 01:09:07,720 --> 01:09:11,320 Speaker 1: explain it, Jeffrey. Our final segment, it's called shoutouts, And 1271 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:14,120 Speaker 1: in a grand homage to the straight tradition of a 1272 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:15,920 Speaker 1: shout out, we give a shout out to anything that 1273 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:18,479 Speaker 1: we are enjoying, sort of in the style of imagine 1274 01:09:18,479 --> 01:09:20,080 Speaker 1: it's two thousand one year at t R O L 1275 01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:22,120 Speaker 1: and Time Square shouting out to your squad back home, 1276 01:09:22,120 --> 01:09:26,200 Speaker 1: but about anything that you like. And I don't have 1277 01:09:26,320 --> 01:09:28,479 Speaker 1: one off the top of what I can, I can try, 1278 01:09:28,520 --> 01:09:35,160 Speaker 1: I can Okay, alright, ready, what's uprates some losers, it's 1279 01:09:35,200 --> 01:09:36,960 Speaker 1: your boy age, or I want to give a quick 1280 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:40,920 Speaker 1: shout out to purchasing pants that are too full size, 1281 01:09:40,960 --> 01:09:43,000 Speaker 1: is too big for you and just kind of like 1282 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,640 Speaker 1: pretending that you're part of the large pants trend, but 1283 01:09:45,720 --> 01:09:48,000 Speaker 1: instead you're basically wearing swept pints all the time. I 1284 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:50,400 Speaker 1: am currently wearing pants that truly are not even touching 1285 01:09:50,400 --> 01:09:53,120 Speaker 1: my legs. I've never felt more comfortable. I've been wearing 1286 01:09:53,160 --> 01:09:56,000 Speaker 1: them for approximately one month straight without washing them. I 1287 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:59,000 Speaker 1: feel pretty clean, and I'm having the time in my life, 1288 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:01,080 Speaker 1: to be honest, I've worn the most of my trip here. 1289 01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:08,479 Speaker 1: So shout out to that whoo um okay, hold please, 1290 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:11,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna get there. I'm going to get there. M 1291 01:10:11,360 --> 01:10:18,000 Speaker 1: m m oh. So many experiences, you know, like so 1292 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,280 Speaker 1: like life has been such a whirlwind right now, I'm 1293 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:23,360 Speaker 1: trying to think of things you have done recently that 1294 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:27,679 Speaker 1: could inspire you. You've had a lot of disappointing burritos. Yeah, 1295 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:32,599 Speaker 1: shout to the opposite of that. You love that place? Yeah, okay, 1296 01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:35,720 Speaker 1: let's do it. What's up freaks, losers and even the 1297 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:37,840 Speaker 1: perverts around the globe. I want to give a huge 1298 01:10:37,880 --> 01:10:40,800 Speaker 1: shout out to a restaurant that George introduced me to 1299 01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:44,839 Speaker 1: on night one of us being here called Dune. Everyone 1300 01:10:44,960 --> 01:10:47,839 Speaker 1: loves and this is a restaurant. This is a Mediterranean restaurant. 1301 01:10:47,840 --> 01:10:49,719 Speaker 1: Every time we tell someone, oh, we ate a dune, 1302 01:10:49,880 --> 01:10:52,960 Speaker 1: they go so good, right, And it's like, I love 1303 01:10:53,040 --> 01:10:54,599 Speaker 1: being part of the culture in that way. I love 1304 01:10:54,640 --> 01:10:56,240 Speaker 1: to just sort of be hopped in and be like, 1305 01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,920 Speaker 1: I know what everyone's talking about. Everyone knows what I'm 1306 01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:00,200 Speaker 1: talking about. I don't feel so foreign anymore. But because 1307 01:11:00,240 --> 01:11:03,639 Speaker 1: I'm eating a dune. It was delicious, it was fast, 1308 01:11:03,840 --> 01:11:08,120 Speaker 1: it was casual. Why aren't people doing fast casual in 1309 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:11,280 Speaker 1: this way. I'm so sick of fast casual being like 1310 01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:13,880 Speaker 1: only Chipotle. It's like, no, I do want that there 1311 01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,960 Speaker 1: is value there, just like I don't need a waiter 1312 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,320 Speaker 1: all the time. Just make the food good and let 1313 01:11:19,320 --> 01:11:22,200 Speaker 1: me sit somewhere. I was freezing because la is the 1314 01:11:22,240 --> 01:11:24,280 Speaker 1: coldest place on Earth. But the food it has stuck 1315 01:11:24,320 --> 01:11:25,840 Speaker 1: with me and I've had it twice and I've been 1316 01:11:25,880 --> 01:11:27,720 Speaker 1: here four days, and I'm gonna have it probably one 1317 01:11:27,760 --> 01:11:29,519 Speaker 1: to two more times before I leave because I don't 1318 01:11:29,560 --> 01:11:31,000 Speaker 1: like thinking about I'm gonna have to eat. I just 1319 01:11:31,080 --> 01:11:33,680 Speaker 1: like eating it, and that's my life. XO x O 1320 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,639 Speaker 1: Sam very good. I will say I don't like fast casual. 1321 01:11:38,160 --> 01:11:40,920 Speaker 1: I like a waiter I do. I'd rather eat at 1322 01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,920 Speaker 1: home if I don't have a water, Like what if 1323 01:11:42,920 --> 01:11:45,400 Speaker 1: It's like I hate when it's lunch specifically, and there's 1324 01:11:45,439 --> 01:11:48,080 Speaker 1: like you're at one of like two tables that are taken, 1325 01:11:48,640 --> 01:11:50,519 Speaker 1: and then the waiters just like looking at you and 1326 01:11:50,560 --> 01:11:52,160 Speaker 1: the other table and be like do they need anything? 1327 01:11:52,200 --> 01:11:55,479 Speaker 1: Do anything? I don't. Yeah. I only go to like 1328 01:11:55,640 --> 01:11:58,479 Speaker 1: really really really popular restaurants and I've never been somewhere 1329 01:11:58,479 --> 01:12:01,599 Speaker 1: with empty tables. I need to be able to tell 1330 01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:04,360 Speaker 1: the waiter like, can you tell me more about these 1331 01:12:04,400 --> 01:12:08,360 Speaker 1: two whites? Oh? Really? Yeah. I don't like questions. I 1332 01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:11,320 Speaker 1: don't like to ask, but I want it's little waiter there, 1333 01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:15,200 Speaker 1: but I want as little interaction interesting. I'm always like, 1334 01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:17,599 Speaker 1: I don't know why I have this thing, but I'm 1335 01:12:17,640 --> 01:12:19,680 Speaker 1: always like, well, of course I want the cheapest thing, 1336 01:12:19,880 --> 01:12:23,080 Speaker 1: and I want like you're not you don't get joy 1337 01:12:23,120 --> 01:12:26,040 Speaker 1: from restaurants. It's actually one of the biggest differences between 1338 01:12:26,560 --> 01:12:30,439 Speaker 1: It's literally, like, besides Christmas, my favorite thing a restaurant 1339 01:12:30,439 --> 01:12:34,559 Speaker 1: decorated for Christmas. Give me a break. It is one 1340 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:36,720 Speaker 1: of the greatest joy one of the reasons I live 1341 01:12:36,760 --> 01:12:38,600 Speaker 1: in you are. We got a drink last night and 1342 01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:40,280 Speaker 1: the guy was like, like, I was like tequila soda 1343 01:12:40,320 --> 01:12:41,800 Speaker 1: and he was like, what kind of tequila? And I 1344 01:12:41,840 --> 01:12:46,720 Speaker 1: was like, what do you mean normal, don't ask, that's 1345 01:12:46,720 --> 01:12:49,960 Speaker 1: not a thing. I want tequila. He was like, we 1346 01:12:50,000 --> 01:12:51,840 Speaker 1: have custom egoes. Well, and then all of us were 1347 01:12:51,840 --> 01:12:54,599 Speaker 1: like custom egoes, get custom egoes and You're like, no, 1348 01:12:55,240 --> 01:12:57,880 Speaker 1: you just wanted They're just the bottom of the barrel. 1349 01:12:57,920 --> 01:13:00,559 Speaker 1: You like, well, that's so interesting. I need well. I say, 1350 01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,640 Speaker 1: give me the well, the well, baby, Jessica, give me 1351 01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,240 Speaker 1: the well. I haven't earned it, you know what I mean? 1352 01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:08,880 Speaker 1: I get that. What is it my birthday? I get that. 1353 01:13:09,200 --> 01:13:13,519 Speaker 1: If it's free, do you go with the well? Still? Um? Honestly, yeah, 1354 01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:19,080 Speaker 1: I like that. Consistent that's good. Sure, consistency is good. 1355 01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,800 Speaker 1: Um yeah, I'm not a kind of I try to 1356 01:13:22,880 --> 01:13:28,200 Speaker 1: I try to avoid. I haven't had Wilson's in nineties, Darling. 1357 01:13:28,560 --> 01:13:35,160 Speaker 1: I'm not a well girl. Um okay, So all right, um, 1358 01:13:35,240 --> 01:13:41,000 Speaker 1: shout outs on the moms and daughters out there. I 1359 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,120 Speaker 1: want to give a shout out to I just got 1360 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:48,320 Speaker 1: a brand new sectional sofa, first sectional sofa I've ever 1361 01:13:48,320 --> 01:13:51,760 Speaker 1: earned in my entire life. Didn't have one drawing up. 1362 01:13:52,280 --> 01:13:54,400 Speaker 1: I never had one in all the different apartments I've 1363 01:13:54,439 --> 01:13:56,720 Speaker 1: lived in over the years, I've never had one in 1364 01:13:56,800 --> 01:14:01,559 Speaker 1: in one place I've supp let guys, Okay, it is 1365 01:14:02,120 --> 01:14:06,479 Speaker 1: a game changer. I can sit and lay completely flat, 1366 01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:10,840 Speaker 1: like fully flat. I'm six to my husband can like 1367 01:14:11,160 --> 01:14:15,800 Speaker 1: completely flat, he's like five ten, and we still have 1368 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:19,120 Speaker 1: like a sofa between us, and we don't have to 1369 01:14:19,240 --> 01:14:21,760 Speaker 1: look at him. I don't have to like there's no 1370 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,960 Speaker 1: touching and have to smell like there's like it is 1371 01:14:25,040 --> 01:14:29,400 Speaker 1: if he is in a different zip code. And it 1372 01:14:29,479 --> 01:14:33,519 Speaker 1: is a game changer. I I'm finding myself not going 1373 01:14:33,560 --> 01:14:35,400 Speaker 1: to bed when I want to go to bed because 1374 01:14:35,400 --> 01:14:39,720 Speaker 1: I just want to stay on that goddamn sectional it is. 1375 01:14:40,360 --> 01:14:47,760 Speaker 1: It's just wow, a sectional is so powerful actually, And 1376 01:14:47,880 --> 01:14:49,559 Speaker 1: that's the kind of thing and like you're like, Okay, 1377 01:14:49,560 --> 01:14:51,920 Speaker 1: well I have space I've got I mean, like, let's 1378 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,519 Speaker 1: do it with a sofa because I'm not certainly not 1379 01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:57,240 Speaker 1: going anywhere, you know, so like let's make the sofa 1380 01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:01,240 Speaker 1: big and big did we make it? And it's and 1381 01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,640 Speaker 1: I'm never I will never look back. I mean, that 1382 01:15:03,760 --> 01:15:06,720 Speaker 1: is luxurious. It is. It is, it really is. It is. 1383 01:15:07,960 --> 01:15:10,160 Speaker 1: I can't recommend it enough. It really is. You really 1384 01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:12,800 Speaker 1: are so relaxed talking about it, and oh my god, 1385 01:15:12,800 --> 01:15:14,760 Speaker 1: I'm like, because I'm thinking about how I'm going to 1386 01:15:14,840 --> 01:15:17,240 Speaker 1: be on it and in a bit and honestly, a 1387 01:15:17,240 --> 01:15:20,000 Speaker 1: lot of this conversation, I'm realizing how much relaxation means 1388 01:15:20,040 --> 01:15:23,520 Speaker 1: to you. Relaxation is I mean having to do absolutely 1389 01:15:23,560 --> 01:15:28,960 Speaker 1: anything to me is like, I mean, I can't imagine 1390 01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:32,920 Speaker 1: anything worse than like having plans like it. Oh, it's awful. 1391 01:15:32,920 --> 01:15:35,400 Speaker 1: I've been like really like I've been like very social 1392 01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:37,559 Speaker 1: for like I had like a wedding and like parties 1393 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:40,639 Speaker 1: and stuff for the past like two weeks, and I 1394 01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:42,400 Speaker 1: like all I do and I fall asleep at not 1395 01:15:42,479 --> 01:15:45,400 Speaker 1: even like fantasizing about like just days where I don't 1396 01:15:45,400 --> 01:15:47,840 Speaker 1: see anything. Last week we we got back from Palm 1397 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:50,200 Speaker 1: Springs and we had a wedding this past weekend, I 1398 01:15:50,200 --> 01:15:53,160 Speaker 1: didn't leave the house for five days straight between and 1399 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:55,599 Speaker 1: I didn't see a single soul and I didn't talk 1400 01:15:55,640 --> 01:15:58,679 Speaker 1: to anybody and it was just me and that fucking sectional. 1401 01:15:59,080 --> 01:16:02,320 Speaker 1: Sometimes I get my husband and my dog, and it 1402 01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:07,439 Speaker 1: was it was everything. And now it's Christmas. You're crying. 1403 01:16:07,520 --> 01:16:10,320 Speaker 1: I'm crying. I'm crying tears of blood onto my place, Matt. 1404 01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:12,720 Speaker 1: We'll think I'm gonna have the place. Thank God for 1405 01:16:12,760 --> 01:16:16,240 Speaker 1: those damn place mads. Um Well, thank you so much 1406 01:16:16,280 --> 01:16:19,800 Speaker 1: for doing the podcast so much. I mean, I'm so 1407 01:16:19,880 --> 01:16:21,880 Speaker 1: honored that I'm the first time. This is the of 1408 01:16:21,880 --> 01:16:23,840 Speaker 1: you guys have seen each other as well, and since 1409 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:27,879 Speaker 1: February twenty Yeah. Yeah, we backlogged all those other episodes, 1410 01:16:27,920 --> 01:16:33,840 Speaker 1: even the live shows. Yeah, and I'm a hologram. It's 1411 01:16:33,880 --> 01:16:41,880 Speaker 1: weird because you think either we should both be zooming, mixing, don't, 1412 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:45,880 Speaker 1: don't commit to one thing and people need it. Yeah, hard, 1413 01:16:46,400 --> 01:16:48,439 Speaker 1: hard to look. Well, there's a blag. There's a lot 1414 01:16:48,479 --> 01:16:53,799 Speaker 1: of ever like successful. Yeah, there's a lot of feedback. 1415 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:56,639 Speaker 1: It's tough, but like it's um, I think, keep going 1416 01:16:56,680 --> 01:17:05,400 Speaker 1: with that, keep going with it's weird and people beard Well. 1417 01:17:05,640 --> 01:17:06,679 Speaker 1: Podcast ends now.