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Speaker 1: Scott you ready, Kurt, I'm ready, bud.

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Speaker 2: Here it is okay, William Shatner gets to keep quote

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Speaker 2: all the horse semen.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll bite. That's bananas.

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Speaker 3: Do would you? Jillion pieces? Would you? Banana?

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Speaker 2: Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the the dumbest little strange

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Speaker 2: news podcast out there, Bananas.

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Speaker 1: I'm Kurt Brown Older, I'm Scotty Landis. Oh gosh, I

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Speaker 1: cannot wait for that story, but I will wait because

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Speaker 1: today we have a very wonderful guest we need to introduce.

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Speaker 2: She is absolutely fair, fantastic. I have known her for many,

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Speaker 2: many years. She is the host of Alison Rosen is

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Speaker 2: your new best Friend and childish and has a new

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Speaker 2: book out called Tropical Attire, Encouraged and other phrases that

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Speaker 2: scare me. Please, Welcome to the show, Alison Rosen.

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Speaker 4: Thank you so much for having me. It is very

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Speaker 4: exciting to be here. Full disclosure, my book is not

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Speaker 4: it's I mean, if you consider new like coming out

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Speaker 4: this year or last year, then it's not. But if

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Speaker 4: you consider it coming out right before those things I

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Speaker 4: just said, then yes it is brand brand new.

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Speaker 1: That is new. My time is an illusion now, so

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Speaker 1: that book is hot off the presses.

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Speaker 4: H Yeah, when you read it, you're like, did she

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Speaker 1: This is?

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Speaker 4: This could be more fresh regardless of when you read it.

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Speaker 2: Everyone who I know who has gotten into writing a

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Speaker 2: book is midway through shocked and overwhelmed at how much

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Speaker 2: work it was. Were you did you have that kind

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Speaker 4: So it was based on a syndicated column that I had,

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Speaker 4: and it was a collection of columns.

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Speaker 5: So really, I'm kind of a big fat cheater.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 4: Uh, it was somewhat already written, however, I did need

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Speaker 4: the fact that it was essentially already written, even though,

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Speaker 4: how much work there still was to do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, of course it seems hard.

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Speaker 5: Yeah are you are you guys authors?

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Speaker 4: Because I only talked to authors.

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Speaker 1: We're we're just lowly crappy TV and movie writers. We suck.

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Speaker 1: But I actually am like terrified that one day somebody'll

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Speaker 2: Scottie bangs out screenplays in like a day and a half.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing. He is a machine, so he could write

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Speaker 1: See that.

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Speaker 4: I find very daunting the idea of sitting down. I

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're actually like the thing about scripts are really

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Speaker 1: Like I was never good at math or anything like

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Speaker 1: And then when I went to college, I took logic

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Speaker 4: I've heard the word tossed around, but I mean in

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Speaker 2: it's the only class I ever failed. Baby, whoa wow,

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Speaker 2: I was so bad at logic. But you know what's

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Speaker 2: the best logical statement is wil Shatner gets to keep

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Speaker 2: all the horse semen.

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Speaker 1: Of course he does, let's hear about it. This is

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Speaker 1: actually why wouldn't he?

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Speaker 2: I love the I just I really this is one

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Speaker 1: That is though, this was by the way, sent into us.

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Speaker 2: By coy Hoste at coy haste or it's copy haste,

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Speaker 5: Fast when I go for all my horse semen.

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Speaker 2: And this was of course written by the Morning Beat.

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Speaker 2: We are Channel Q of course love Riding. So William

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Speaker 2: it's so weird. Like I know horse people love horses,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when horses go out to stud it's millions of dollars,

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Speaker 2: That why horse names are so crazy, because they're just

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Speaker 1: Yes, sometimes it's the horse names are like legacy horses

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Speaker 2: Yes, they're just like this is biscuit dingo.

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Speaker 5: So here's a couple things, right, a couple things.

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Speaker 4: At first I was I was wondering, Okay, so you

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Speaker 1: Right, yep, fucking want Oh yeah, you're gonna.

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Speaker 5: How does that work?

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Speaker 4: But I also don't really want to know how it works,

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Speaker 4: Yes, but if he gets to keep all the horse semen,

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Speaker 1: Right here, it's a great question, Alison.

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Speaker 2: It could be that he owns all future ejaculations of

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Speaker 4: My gosh, that's like the dream of intellectual property law.

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Speaker 4: Like every time like sperm goes to an egg, there's

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Speaker 4: What if he's using it in face cream?

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Speaker 1: Hanging wallpaper with it. Yeah, you never know it was Shatner.

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Speaker 1: That guy's an innovator. He's the new Steve Jobs. Oh Man, Scotty,

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Speaker 1: give me another one. Okay, I got one. This one

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Speaker 1: headline reads as follows. Woman realizes she accidentally stole a

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Speaker 1: I know it's so good news dot com dot Australia.

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Speaker 1: So a Canadian woman stole quote stole a complete stranger's car.

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Speaker 1: I guess Keiler's cars can be operated as long as

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Speaker 1: the keyfob is located inside the car. Guys, don't leave

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Speaker 1: You never know, you never know. You got to keep

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Speaker 1: Did you ever wonder why you didn't have a mommy?

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Speaker 5: How close did it get to you? Would you say?

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Speaker 2: It was probably like it wasn't directly over my head.

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Speaker 2: Just this is something Scotty says to me all the time.

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Speaker 2: Teenagers are dressing up his mask wearing grandmas to try

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Speaker 2: First off, thank you so much. Everybody who's going to

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Speaker 1: Also, please go rate review us.

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Speaker 2: We're still new and here's the newest thing is like,

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Speaker 2: Tell people if you like the show, get them listening absolutely.

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Speaker 2: So here's what we're talking about. Teenagers are dressing up.

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Speaker 5: I was on TikTok for a few weeks.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was listening to this amazing podcast that everyone

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Speaker 1: Have you got Okay? So good?

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Speaker 2: It's all about artificial intelligence in like as it's happening

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Speaker 2: at pewdie Pie, who is you know, the biggest YouTuber

441
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,199
Speaker 2: in the world, or at least he used to be.

442
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,439
Speaker 2: I don't know, I haven't checked the stats recently, but

443
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:16,320
Speaker 2: he has you know, however many millions of followers that

444
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,879
Speaker 2: and that took ten years for him to get whatever

445
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 2: it is, like one hundred million followers or something. That

446
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:25,840
Speaker 2: the biggest user on TikTok in just one year has

447
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,560
Speaker 2: gone to twenty six million followers.

448
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,120
Speaker 1: And that's just one year.

449
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:33,560
Speaker 2: So now like the level of celebrity and power has

450
00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:36,360
Speaker 2: just been compressed in time. So it used to take

451
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,080
Speaker 2: like ten years for you to be this huge, but

452
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,679
Speaker 2: now the algorithm that TikTok works on is just so

453
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,400
Speaker 2: much more laser focused on like feeding people this thing.

454
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I haven't downloaded yet. Anyway.

455
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:50,879
Speaker 2: To get back to the very fun thing that they're doing,

456
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 2: is they fully dressed up his Grandma's.

457
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 1: Like the one video is this girl putting.

458
00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 2: Like a a old granny mask from Halloween on I

459
00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 2: love it, but putting a mask over it and then

460
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:10,280
Speaker 2: like a big wrap over her head and putting on

461
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,160
Speaker 2: a protective visor as well. And when she's in her

462
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 2: get up, she just totally looks one hundred percent legit,

463
00:24:17,440 --> 00:24:20,240
Speaker 2: like an old lady. H and then of course buying

464
00:24:20,359 --> 00:24:23,119
Speaker 2: like what looks like almost to be some sort of

465
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 2: four loco some yeah, of course, like eight hands of

466
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:31,160
Speaker 2: alcoholic four loco or something. And then of course they

467
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:34,840
Speaker 2: all end the video like twerking, so it's like an

468
00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,159
Speaker 2: old lady coming out and then buying like a bottle

469
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:37,520
Speaker 2: of wine.

470
00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:42,600
Speaker 1: And then they just work just like Nana used to do. Wait,

471
00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,840
Speaker 1: like who like Nana? Just like.

472
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:47,879
Speaker 5: What I was gonna say, do.

473
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:52,760
Speaker 4: You remember those commercials for the Mega Millions or lottery

474
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,560
Speaker 4: or powerball or something and it was or six flags.

475
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:59,520
Speaker 5: Boy, I wish I hadn't started this story dancing.

476
00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 2: I hate that man so much. Yes, oh, I hate

477
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:06,359
Speaker 2: the song. I guess really was.

478
00:25:06,520 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: I bet that was a female professional dancer underneath there,

479
00:25:11,040 --> 00:25:13,600
Speaker 1: based on the old guy, the old six flags guys,

480
00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:17,399
Speaker 1: I bet that was a professional lady dancer.

481
00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:21,600
Speaker 2: I app I think it totally was. But also that

482
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:24,800
Speaker 2: reminds me of this. I don't know, Alison, if you

483
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 2: ever lived in New York.

484
00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,440
Speaker 1: City, I did.

485
00:25:27,640 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 2: Okay, cool So, Scotty, you'll remember this time, probably around

486
00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:38,400
Speaker 2: two thousand and seven, when we were all kind of like,

487
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 2: you know, you know, just struggling and comedy and stuff.

488
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 2: Brett Gellman booked this commercial. I bet Gelman you might

489
00:25:46,200 --> 00:25:52,360
Speaker 2: know him from Stranger Things, from uh, from flea Bag, Fleabag,

490
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:56,320
Speaker 2: old friend. We came up on comedy together and he

491
00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:59,199
Speaker 2: booked this thing that we were all so jealous of

492
00:25:59,240 --> 00:26:01,960
Speaker 2: when he booked it was a national campaign for the

493
00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,520
Speaker 2: lotto and it was called me a.

494
00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,399
Speaker 1: Little Bit of Luck. Yes he was. Do you remember

495
00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:07,520
Speaker 1: little Bit of Luck?

496
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:09,280
Speaker 5: I can't believe that was all the way back in

497
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 5: two thousand and seven.

498
00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,960
Speaker 2: They might have been earlier than that, but it was

499
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,879
Speaker 2: like Brett Gellman shrunk down to like a foot and

500
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:18,679
Speaker 2: a half and he was just like, ay, a little

501
00:26:18,720 --> 00:26:22,359
Speaker 2: bit of luck, and it was fucking everywhere for like

502
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:24,760
Speaker 2: two years. And I'm sure he made a ton of money,

503
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:27,680
Speaker 2: but no one would let him forget that he was

504
00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 2: a little bit of luck because he's like in like

505
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,879
Speaker 2: these dirty bar basements doing like this radical alt comedy

506
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,480
Speaker 2: and then everybody'd be like, little bit of luck.

507
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was crazy. It was like a weird Elliott

508
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:49,040
Speaker 1: Gould sort of like but like a dwarf. It was gold. Yeah, yeah,

509
00:26:49,080 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 1: and he nailed it. I think it was on all

510
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:54,320
Speaker 1: the subways. Hey, get in when you can. It's hard,

511
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 1: get in anywhere you can.

512
00:26:56,320 --> 00:26:58,439
Speaker 2: Look, if you have a bad job, you will be

513
00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 2: on an Emmy Award show.

514
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 1: Awesome. I think this is great. I think anybody who's

515
00:27:04,080 --> 00:27:07,719
Speaker 1: clever enough and dedicated enough to put on the makeup,

516
00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 1: put on the mask, take advantage of that situation and

517
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: go and buy some you know, second two point zero

518
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 1: version four locos have a drink. I think it's excellent.

519
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,199
Speaker 1: I think that told me shows. Yeah exactly. That's not

520
00:27:21,359 --> 00:27:24,120
Speaker 1: just like they're running in stealing alcohol and running out

521
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,240
Speaker 1: like this is. They had a plan, They had a

522
00:27:27,320 --> 00:27:30,560
Speaker 1: vision for the future, and they want to drink a

523
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,359
Speaker 1: little bit of that sweet sweet nectar, and I fully

524
00:27:33,400 --> 00:27:37,880
Speaker 1: support young people dressing like Grandma's and going and buying beer.

525
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:40,840
Speaker 4: Well, see what you keep hearing about, TikTok, or what

526
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 4: I keep hearing is like, the young people are so creative.

527
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 4: It'll really make you feel good about the youth of

528
00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 4: today because they're just so creative.

529
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,399
Speaker 5: And I feel like this actually speaks to that.

530
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it does, it does.

531
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 2: I In fact, I just tweeted like I'm very proud

532
00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,840
Speaker 2: of the youths, but.

533
00:27:57,960 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 4: Also I still and sorry to be a stickler. I

534
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 4: still feel like whoever's selling them the alcohol is shirking

535
00:28:04,840 --> 00:28:07,239
Speaker 4: their duty because they're supposed to check your ID, like

536
00:28:07,400 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 4: no matter what.

537
00:28:09,119 --> 00:28:12,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, really, even like a lady who looks like she's

538
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 2: ninety years old, you would check her ID. I would,

539
00:28:19,600 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 2: because guys do not drive by alcohol.

540
00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:26,479
Speaker 1: Off of Alison Rose to it. Yes, when she opens

541
00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: her home bar because the world collapses, be careful at

542
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: that public house where it's like, could I just have

543
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: a glass of wine? Get the h out of here?

544
00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: Did you have a fake ID when you were growing

545
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 1: up to due?

546
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 5: Yes? I did. I had.

547
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 4: So there was someone at my college who made fake

548
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 4: college IDs, which is what you had to show to

549
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 4: drink at college parties.

550
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,080
Speaker 5: So I had one of those.

551
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:56,360
Speaker 1: Uh.

552
00:28:56,400 --> 00:29:00,840
Speaker 4: And then I remember someone who looked only very vaguely

553
00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:04,280
Speaker 4: like me gave me her fake ID, which I never

554
00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 4: used though, because I just was too concerned that it

555
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:11,320
Speaker 4: wasn't gonna work. And then I remember she wrote to me,

556
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 4: this was like way back when, because I think she

557
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,880
Speaker 4: sent me a letter or something. It was like, could

558
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 4: I get that back? And I sent it back to her.

559
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:18,400
Speaker 4: So I had never used that, but I did use

560
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:20,320
Speaker 4: the fake college ID. What about you, guys?

561
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,920
Speaker 1: Scotti has the best story. Go ahead, so I have mine.

562
00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:25,720
Speaker 1: I'm going to show you. Don't say the name, but

563
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,400
Speaker 1: this was my actual fake ID.

564
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 5: Got to be kidding?

565
00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: Is it a real have ID? It's one hundred percent real, Okay,

566
00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna say. So. I was sixteen years old.

567
00:29:39,120 --> 00:29:42,040
Speaker 1: I was fishing in Patapsco State Park and I stepped

568
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,640
Speaker 1: on a wallet. I didn't find a dead body underneath,

569
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 1: thank god. But I opened the wallet hoping to be

570
00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: cash and there was no cash, and I found this ID,

571
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 1: so I kept it in my pocket. And about three

572
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:57,680
Speaker 1: months later, I was with two friends again I might

573
00:29:57,720 --> 00:30:01,320
Speaker 1: have been fifteen actually, and We were at a place

574
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:04,200
Speaker 1: called like Red Rock Cantina or something. It's like a

575
00:30:04,280 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: chain brewery thing. And the waitress comes over and she's like,

576
00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:10,520
Speaker 1: what can I get you guys? And I looked twelve.

577
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't even look I didn't look eighteen.

578
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 1: I didn't look sixteen. And I said a bush light

579
00:30:19,080 --> 00:30:21,080
Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm gonna need to see some I

580
00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:23,720
Speaker 1: d So I pulled this idea out and she looked

581
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,240
Speaker 1: at it and she started laughing. She goes, okay, honey,

582
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: whatever you want and brought me a beer. So and

583
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: only one I didn't like. But my friends were like,

584
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,800
Speaker 1: like red, they were like scared to death. We were

585
00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: gonna get arrested. You know, like when you're a kid

586
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,120
Speaker 1: you don't understand things, and you're like, this is it.

587
00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:43,600
Speaker 1: They're gonna lock me up. So I'll just for the Uh.

588
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna put this online. I'm almost one hundred

589
00:30:46,160 --> 00:30:48,320
Speaker 1: percent certain this gentleman is dead. I'm not going to

590
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:52,600
Speaker 1: say his name, but he is an African American gentleman. Uh.

591
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:55,280
Speaker 1: He is five eight, two hundred and ten pounds. He

592
00:30:55,400 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: was born in nineteen twenty seven. This school and I

593
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:06,400
Speaker 1: used this I still have it. It was never taken

594
00:31:06,440 --> 00:31:11,120
Speaker 1: for me. I used this from fifteen or sixteen till

595
00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 1: I turned twenty one, and I would say it worked

596
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,240
Speaker 1: maybe eighty percent of the time because people would look

597
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,560
Speaker 1: at it. In Pensacola when I lived there, this guy

598
00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: took it and he goes, are you fucking serious? I

599
00:31:21,600 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 1: go yeah, he goes, that's hilarious, come in here, and

600
00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: I just started drinking. Most people were like, you're so

601
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:31,840
Speaker 1: ballsy for using a five eight African American gentleman who

602
00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 1: at the time was seventy two. And it worked and

603
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:40,120
Speaker 1: it never stopped working, and I kept it because I

604
00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: was like, this is going in the Hall of Fame.

605
00:31:43,160 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 1: It was the best decision I ever made to not

606
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,840
Speaker 1: try to be sneaky. Yeah. I found it recently and

607
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,240
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, when you make fake ones,

608
00:31:52,920 --> 00:31:54,320
Speaker 1: or it's like a friend that kind of looks like

609
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:56,000
Speaker 1: you or family member that kind of looks like you,

610
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,640
Speaker 1: it's like so risky. But this didn't feel risky at all.

611
00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 1: It felt like everybody was involved and they were like

612
00:32:01,440 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: if they said yes, it was like all I need

613
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 1: to do is look at something and sure you can

614
00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: be you can be this gentleman for a day. Also,

615
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 1: my mom hates that I still have this. I think

616
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: my mom thinks that I'm going to get sent to

617
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 1: Alcatraz because I still have this.

618
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: Oh I love that too. I think he was in

619
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 2: like World War two, right it is? He a veteran

620
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:19,600
Speaker 2: as well.

621
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:23,640
Speaker 1: He easily could have been. He also must have loved fishing. Also,

622
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,400
Speaker 1: he might have drowned in that river that day. And

623
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: I just didn't look hard enough. But he got the

624
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: ean bars. Guys, let's focus. It was so funny. I

625
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,840
Speaker 1: mean that woman's face when she's looking at like a

626
00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,239
Speaker 1: toddler being like, can I have a bush light? What

627
00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,800
Speaker 1: a what a weird warner? I know? And she brought

628
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:41,480
Speaker 1: it to me. Didn't even enjoy it, didn't even like

629
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: beer you know who. But it was rest in peace.

630
00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:48,000
Speaker 1: He's a good man. Give me one, Scott. Oh sorry,

631
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:48,320
Speaker 1: go ahead.

632
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 4: I just want to have We all been doing it

633
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:53,000
Speaker 4: really wrong with the life. Like this is sort of

634
00:32:53,040 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 4: the like if you're gonna lie, make it really bold.

635
00:32:55,800 --> 00:32:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, swing for the fences. That's what these these

636
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: young people dressing his grandma's It's a great idea, like

637
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:05,200
Speaker 1: go so far the cops, especially if this is in

638
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:07,320
Speaker 1: New York. They would be like, we got bigger fish

639
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:13,120
Speaker 1: to fry. Keep walking? Yeah, yeah with your cane. I

640
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,040
Speaker 1: do have one, and it kind of ties into all

641
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:19,960
Speaker 1: this weirdly. Here's the headline. This is from the Miami Herald,

642
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: written by Gwen Falosa. We love Gwen Felosa. Fight over

643
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:27,600
Speaker 1: fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe's.

644
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 4: So I already love this more than I am a

645
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 4: huge fan of immature fart and poop humor. And I

646
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 4: have two sons. I have a three year old and

647
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 4: a one year old, and they both now think toots

648
00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:46,080
Speaker 4: are really funny.

649
00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:50,479
Speaker 1: So Toot's rule. Yeah, my nephews think toots rul too. Okay.

650
00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:54,840
Speaker 1: So this was sent in by Matthew Vichlocke. Thank you, Matthew.

651
00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 1: Fight over fart leads to blows at Sloppy Joe's, Florida

652
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:03,400
Speaker 1: America skin tag. I wrote that in a bar fight

653
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:07,000
Speaker 1: in Key West, in one of Key West's most famous bars.

654
00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:09,799
Speaker 1: It's called Sloppy Joe's. It's like the Hemingway Bar, where

655
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:11,920
Speaker 1: you guys have ever been down there? They do a

656
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:16,840
Speaker 1: Hemingway lookalike contest every year apparently Sloppy Joe's was Hemingway's

657
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:17,359
Speaker 1: favorite bar.

658
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,040
Speaker 2: It's a bar and this is where Sloppy Joe's was originated, right,

659
00:34:21,920 --> 00:34:23,879
Speaker 2: I don't know that is that true?

660
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 1: Oh I thought that that was the case, so maybe not.

661
00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 2: I mean, it does seem like a real weird place,

662
00:34:28,640 --> 00:34:32,719
Speaker 2: like ninety five degree heat and just eating a sloppy

663
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,160
Speaker 2: Joe it seems the most disgusting thing.

664
00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:38,560
Speaker 5: Just hot, messy meat, sounds.

665
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 1: Refreshing, run down my forearms, like, yeah, he probably did

666
00:34:47,160 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 1: man fight over fart. It's so good. So the key

667
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,680
Speaker 1: Wes's most most famous watering holes. It wasn't a spilled

668
00:34:53,719 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: drink or a sleazy advance from someone's wife. Weird that

669
00:34:57,080 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: led to blows. Well, yeah, weird broke out between two

670
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 1: couples this week when someone who remain identified unidentified allegedly

671
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:12,080
Speaker 1: broke wind inside Sloppy Joe's on two A one duvaul Street.

672
00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:15,799
Speaker 1: Quote The argument was due to someone's farting. Police were

673
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: told by a man who went to the hospital for

674
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:24,319
Speaker 1: a dislocated shoulder after the scrap. Richard McBride and his

675
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,680
Speaker 1: girlfriend Sandra Stoner great names, both from Naples, said they

676
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: were caught up in a physical altercation after the argument

677
00:35:31,640 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: arose quote over a fart. The couple said they were

678
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:37,160
Speaker 1: drinking with friends at a bar when Stoner traded her

679
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: words with an unidentified woman before getting out of her

680
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: seat and confronting her in a quote an aggressive manner.

681
00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: So basically say she was the fart. Nobody knows who

682
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 1: the fart was. This is a clandestine fart assassin. But

683
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 1: everybody gets in each other's face. An identified man tried

684
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 1: to pull them on the way, pulled the woman away,

685
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:04,279
Speaker 1: and then is a full on bar brawl ensues. Yeah,

686
00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,520
Speaker 1: people got punched, people got thrown, somebody got dislocated shoulder.

687
00:36:07,520 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was a bar fart. And I have

688
00:36:09,680 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 1: friends that were in a band called bar Fart for

689
00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:13,600
Speaker 1: a while, and I know somebody who's Twitter and it

690
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: was bar fark because they say it's the best place

691
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: to get away with one. So apparently hold them in

692
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 1: at Sloppy Joe's.

693
00:36:20,400 --> 00:36:23,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's what I'm wondering. You're at Sloppy Joe's.

694
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 4: It's a bar. It's loud, how I mean, I guess

695
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,759
Speaker 4: someone smelled it, but that person also maybe dealt it.

696
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:32,160
Speaker 1: I don't know.

697
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 2: I mean it could have been an aggressive fart, it

698
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:39,400
Speaker 2: could have been a walk over and sort of situation.

699
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:42,239
Speaker 2: I mean, it feels like that's the only way a

700
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 2: fight starts from a or.

701
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:49,120
Speaker 4: A woman's sleezy advance. According to your favorite writer whose

702
00:36:49,160 --> 00:36:50,120
Speaker 4: name I forget.

703
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:53,240
Speaker 1: A woman's sleezy advance. It is such a weird way when.

704
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:59,000
Speaker 2: Wow, everybody knows that fights start over women's sleezy advances.

705
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,880
Speaker 1: It was a weird This guy lives at a weird place,

706
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,360
Speaker 1: well he does. He lives in Key West.

707
00:37:03,560 --> 00:37:06,080
Speaker 4: Oftentimes, before my husband and I go out, he pulls

708
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 4: me aside and he says, now, don't.

709
00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:09,440
Speaker 5: Be making any sleazy advances.

710
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:12,160
Speaker 4: I don't want to get a dislocated shoulder.

711
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 5: And also, you keep your farts in your But.

712
00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 2: I remember that I was once in I was in

713
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,560
Speaker 2: London doing shows with Eugene Merman, and we were going

714
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:26,760
Speaker 2: to cause you know, like in London, everybody likes to drink,

715
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 2: start drinking at like five pm, and then all the

716
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:35,239
Speaker 2: bars close at like eleven and everyone's blackout wasted by

717
00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:39,320
Speaker 2: like ten pm. It's a very weird culture for three pm.

718
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,640
Speaker 1: I mean, they get started early. They're out in the streets.

719
00:37:41,320 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 2: Of their and then like eight thirty pm, everyone's just

720
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:48,800
Speaker 2: vomiting in the streets. And then like when when we

721
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 2: would come from New York and being used to like

722
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:54,000
Speaker 2: being able to be at a bar until four, then

723
00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:55,799
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, like ten thirty, it's like last call.

724
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:56,239
Speaker 1: It's like what.

725
00:37:56,360 --> 00:37:59,880
Speaker 2: So there was this after bar called the Phoenix, and

726
00:38:00,080 --> 00:38:01,799
Speaker 2: it was like run by a guy who used to

727
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:04,960
Speaker 2: like perform on the West End, and he was very

728
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:07,840
Speaker 2: flamboyant and fantastic, and that place would be open to

729
00:38:07,880 --> 00:38:09,359
Speaker 2: like one or two. So we were trying to get

730
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 2: into there, but you could only go in if you

731
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 2: were like recognized as like a performer of the theater, right,

732
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 2: And so we would always as comedians just try and

733
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 2: like fake it, you know, just be like because we're

734
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,960
Speaker 2: like kind we're kind of performers of the theater, but

735
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:25,400
Speaker 2: not really of the theater.

736
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,360
Speaker 1: And sometimes we would get in and sometimes we wouldn't.

737
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:30,200
Speaker 2: But we were going there and it started rainings at

738
00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:34,440
Speaker 2: London and Eugene start fell backwards on the stairs and

739
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 2: located his shoulder and then and it was like he

740
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 2: just like had caught himself. It was the weirdest thing.

741
00:38:41,120 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 2: Disloaded his shoulder and then as we're on the street,

742
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 2: we've all seen lethal weapon right where he dislocates his

743
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 2: shoulder and then he pops up like smashes it against

744
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 2: a door frame and pops it back in. And so

745
00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 2: with that level of knowledge and being quite drunk myself,

746
00:39:00,239 --> 00:39:08,360
Speaker 2: I was like, I can fix this, Eugube.

747
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: And he's like, really, can you?

748
00:39:06,920 --> 00:39:09,840
Speaker 2: And I was just I was just in that mode

749
00:39:09,880 --> 00:39:13,239
Speaker 2: of like hyper confidence and calm and collected, like I

750
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:16,080
Speaker 2: was a fucking doctor. I did not mention to him

751
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,719
Speaker 2: that I was just planning on doing the thing that

752
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:22,600
Speaker 2: I had seen in in lead the weapon, and then

753
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 2: I realized that I didn't want to hit him, so

754
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:28,960
Speaker 2: instead I just tried to hug his shoulder back into

755
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,440
Speaker 2: place by like grabbing him and pressing him to me,

756
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 2: which for anyone who's ever had a dislocated shoulder, is

757
00:39:36,280 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 2: the absolute worst thing you could do. So I was

758
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:42,520
Speaker 2: essentially pressing the arm out of the shoulder, and he

759
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 2: almost passed out, and then we had to go to

760
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,600
Speaker 2: the emergency room, where they immediately gave him morphine to

761
00:39:48,640 --> 00:39:51,759
Speaker 2: put his arm back in, and they Edie told the

762
00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 2: people that that's what I tried to do, and it

763
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 2: was like you you shouldn't you should not be friends

764
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:56,640
Speaker 2: with this person.

765
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 5: I feel very lucky. I've never dislocated anything. Have you

766
00:40:02,440 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 5: got it? Feel like?

767
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: Oh, I have no idea, I don't want to know.

768
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:10,080
Speaker 1: I do not want to know. I bet it feels bad.

769
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:12,719
Speaker 4: Now.

770
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:16,600
Speaker 5: That's my hunch too, That is my hunch as we don't.

771
00:40:16,600 --> 00:40:19,680
Speaker 4: Normally hear people speaking positively about it, except you know

772
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 4: those people who their novelty trick is they're double jointed.

773
00:40:23,760 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 4: Isn't that just like popping something out of socket?

774
00:40:27,480 --> 00:40:29,799
Speaker 1: I don't know. I have not such a thing.

775
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,279
Speaker 2: I don't think for a shoulder. But that was such

776
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,120
Speaker 2: a thing in like middle school. It was like, if

777
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:38,880
Speaker 2: you could do that, you were kind of the shaman

778
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:44,080
Speaker 2: of middle school. You know, you were fascinating and magical

779
00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 2: and a little upsetting and a little like, I don't

780
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 2: know if I trust you.

781
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:52,439
Speaker 5: Also if you could gleek glee.

782
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:56,720
Speaker 4: It's interesting what we aspired to back then.

783
00:40:57,040 --> 00:40:59,960
Speaker 2: For people who didn't grow up on the East Coast

784
00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:03,040
Speaker 2: in the eighties and nineties.

785
00:41:03,280 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: But I'll lead Oakland.

786
00:41:06,719 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 5: No, I was born in Oakland.

787
00:41:09,360 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 4: I like to allow people to think I'm from Oakland

788
00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 4: because it's so it's so much cooler than growing up

789
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 4: in Orange County, California, which is where.

790
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:19,560
Speaker 1: West gleeking was on the West Coast too.

791
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 5: I think it was global.

792
00:41:21,480 --> 00:41:26,040
Speaker 1: That's global. I don't know it was global. I could

793
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: never do it.

794
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,200
Speaker 2: I was gonna have I was going to explain it

795
00:41:29,239 --> 00:41:31,680
Speaker 2: to people, But now I'm assuming everybody knows.

796
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:32,040
Speaker 5: What it is.

797
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:34,319
Speaker 1: X step, Okay. It is.

798
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:37,239
Speaker 2: You take your tongue and you just tap the roof

799
00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:39,640
Speaker 2: of your mouth in such a way that you squirt

800
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 2: spit out, like using the grooves on the on the

801
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 2: on the roof of your mouth so that it squirts

802
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 2: out of your mouth in kind of a powerful stream.

803
00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,120
Speaker 1: It is. It is the squirting of mouths.

804
00:41:53,360 --> 00:41:54,520
Speaker 5: Oh, it totally is.

805
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,920
Speaker 1: It's like it's it's mysterious.

806
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,400
Speaker 2: People don't really know exactly how it works because no

807
00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:02,000
Speaker 2: one's investigated it.

808
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: It's silent, so like kids would do it at lunch

809
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:06,560
Speaker 1: and then you would just get wet, and then you

810
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,799
Speaker 1: were like looking around and be like, who gleaked? Who

811
00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 1: gleeked on me?

812
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:13,720
Speaker 4: I think you couldn't do it shooting out from under

813
00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:14,440
Speaker 4: the tongue.

814
00:42:15,520 --> 00:42:17,319
Speaker 1: I used to be able to do it a little bit.

815
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:19,320
Speaker 1: You thought it was under the tongue. Maybe I was

816
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,040
Speaker 1: always doing it.

817
00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:23,040
Speaker 5: I've never done it, so you were just spitting on people.

818
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:31,479
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to gleek might as well. Oh man, that's

819
00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 1: so funny. I gleaking as universal apparently, but that was. Yeah,

820
00:42:35,360 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: but the double jointed thing where somebody would put their

821
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: hand down on the side of your desk and then

822
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 1: turn their elbow or back and it was and you

823
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,400
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, that kid didn't get messed with. Shaman

824
00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,000
Speaker 1: is the exact perfect where there was something mystical about

825
00:42:48,040 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 1: those people where you're like, it's just not worth fighting them.

826
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:53,440
Speaker 1: Let's just let them, Let's just let them bend in

827
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,960
Speaker 1: weird ways that it is useless for life.

828
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 4: I guess it's so interesting because now I don't feel

829
00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:03,759
Speaker 4: like anyone, you know, among our age group is like

830
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 4: wishing they could gleek or turn their body inside out,

831
00:43:06,840 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 4: turn their eyelids inside out.

832
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:10,560
Speaker 1: Oh good one. Yeah, we suck.

833
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,960
Speaker 2: I know it's it is too bad. I don't. I

834
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 2: don't look forward to when of my daughters in middle school, though, sure,

835
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,800
Speaker 2: because it's going to bring back all those memories.

836
00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:23,880
Speaker 4: Of I recently on my show expressed a desire to

837
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:25,880
Speaker 4: be able to do cool shuffling, like you know when

838
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,759
Speaker 4: people are like like they accordion the cards and all

839
00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 4: that stuff, that's my gleeky like I've always thought, how

840
00:43:32,760 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 4: cool would that be to be able to do that?

841
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:36,759
Speaker 4: And the other people on my show let me know

842
00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 4: it's not They would not be cool at all unless

843
00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:42,840
Speaker 4: we happen to be playing cards, but otherwise it's not

844
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 4: cool at all, and that if I happened to do it,

845
00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 4: they would then behind my back need to be like, Okay,

846
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:51,960
Speaker 4: I have to tell you about a really weird thing

847
00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,000
Speaker 4: that just happened with Alison, Like what's going on with her?

848
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 1: She's losing her shit?

849
00:43:55,880 --> 00:43:58,360
Speaker 2: To what they would think if you're if everybody's just

850
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:00,240
Speaker 2: chatting and all of a sudden, you're like, oh hey,

851
00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:02,200
Speaker 2: and you just pull out a deck of cards and

852
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 2: start going yeah, like while during a conversation, you mean

853
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,719
Speaker 2: you must that.

854
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:11,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I don't think I would say, oh hey, guys.

855
00:44:11,800 --> 00:44:14,359
Speaker 4: I think there would be no there would be no

856
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:18,239
Speaker 4: explanation for why there's cards in my hand, why I'm

857
00:44:18,320 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 4: like cutting them with one hand, why I'm doing like

858
00:44:21,160 --> 00:44:24,160
Speaker 4: a I think it's called a ribbon spread. And you

859
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:27,400
Speaker 4: want to suggest to people that were about to play cards.

860
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:31,160
Speaker 4: But really it's just I've got you know, I like

861
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,040
Speaker 4: to fidget. It's not true, but maybe they think that

862
00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 4: I like to fidget and I do cool stit with

863
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,440
Speaker 4: my hands. And one of the things I do is

864
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 4: I shuffle this way.

865
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,640
Speaker 1: I think it's cool. I do you think you should

866
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:43,120
Speaker 1: do it? Ki? Sorry, go ahead, No, I'm with you.

867
00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:45,719
Speaker 1: I'm just saying you should do this. I think. I

868
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:48,799
Speaker 1: think it's I think being really good at like manipulating,

869
00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:51,400
Speaker 1: like not being a magician, but just being like somebody.

870
00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 1: It's like, oh here, let's do this. One. Everybody's gonna

871
00:44:54,560 --> 00:44:56,439
Speaker 1: feel like you're about to kick their ass and whatever

872
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: card game you're about to play, so put you at

873
00:44:58,239 --> 00:45:01,080
Speaker 1: this cool like high status. And two it's like you

874
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 1: gotta do something. You got two hands, do it.

875
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:08,479
Speaker 2: I remember I was at a comedy festival once and

876
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 2: uh there was a female comedian who I thought was

877
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:15,960
Speaker 2: very cute, and I went she was trying to open

878
00:45:16,120 --> 00:45:18,319
Speaker 2: a beer bottle and I was like, do you want

879
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:20,560
Speaker 2: because there was no opener's backstone, And I was like,

880
00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:21,960
Speaker 2: do you want me to open that for you?

881
00:45:22,000 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 1: And she was like, oh, can you?

882
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:25,000
Speaker 2: And I was like yeah, of course, and I was

883
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,600
Speaker 2: playing it so cool, and then I looked around and

884
00:45:27,640 --> 00:45:31,480
Speaker 2: there really was no like like like a ledge to

885
00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:35,680
Speaker 2: pop it on, except for it was the you know,

886
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,759
Speaker 2: like the the the lever that you closed to then

887
00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,520
Speaker 2: put a padlock on, So it's like a piece of

888
00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 2: metal that's then drilled into a door of a filing cabinet.

889
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:50,839
Speaker 2: And so I cruise and I put it on that

890
00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:54,759
Speaker 2: edge and then I pop it and it does work.

891
00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:57,200
Speaker 2: The beer opens clean and everything. But then I knocked

892
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:01,400
Speaker 2: the whole thing you over, oh that I had, and

893
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,960
Speaker 2: we're backstage too, and like a show is going on,

894
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:06,400
Speaker 2: so there's like a big crash, and then I just

895
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 2: and then I don't react, and then I and I

896
00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:10,320
Speaker 2: did not intend for that tap that I just handed

897
00:46:10,320 --> 00:46:12,640
Speaker 2: to her. And then she's like, that is at the

898
00:46:12,680 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 2: same time the coolest thing I've ever seen and the

899
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 2: fucking dumbest thing I've ever seen. And I don't think

900
00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:22,000
Speaker 2: anyone has ever accomplished to do two things like that

901
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 2: at the same time.

902
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,959
Speaker 5: And then did you go home with her? Did it work?

903
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:29,200
Speaker 1: We did hang out that night, but we know, no

904
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,400
Speaker 1: hookups or anything like that. It was just just just

905
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 1: talking about doors. And beers. That's a curt thing. He

906
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:39,280
Speaker 1: does that as my head, a life partner. We're talking doors,

907
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:42,839
Speaker 1: we're talking beers. Curdie b you got another one for us.

908
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 2: But yeah, this is as my This this feeds right

909
00:46:47,160 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 2: into my favorite thing, my favorite type of weird news

910
00:46:50,120 --> 00:46:52,680
Speaker 2: stories and kind of my favorite topic in the world.

911
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, this is fears and door handles.

912
00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 2: This was sent to us by This was sent by

913
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,480
Speaker 2: by many many Canadians, and I appreciate all of you.

914
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 2: This is from the CBC. Bye Tomorrow, Belujah, thank you Tomorrow.

915
00:47:09,120 --> 00:47:10,279
Speaker 1: We love you. Great name.

916
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:16,160
Speaker 2: Kanook the crow gets international notoriety for stealing knife from

917
00:47:16,280 --> 00:47:17,719
Speaker 2: crime scene.

918
00:47:19,719 --> 00:47:22,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, so here's what happened.

919
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,839
Speaker 2: On May twenty fourth, police had called to the scene

920
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,000
Speaker 2: of a car andngalten flames. When they ride, police said

921
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 2: they were confronted by a man with a knife. Shots

922
00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 2: were fired. The man was arrested. Vancouver Courier reported Mike

923
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 2: Howell said he saw the bird, which had a red

924
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 2: tag on its leg, as does Kanook, who I guess

925
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:43,520
Speaker 2: is a famous bird, swoop in and pick up an

926
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 2: object from inside an area cordoned off by police tape,

927
00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 2: and then a cop started chasing it for twenty feet

928
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,360
Speaker 2: and then the crow dropped it and took off.

929
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:55,800
Speaker 1: But there is a photograph.

930
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 2: Of the bird holding a knife in its mouth, and

931
00:47:59,800 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 2: it's from the CBC British clumb CBC News UH CBC

932
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:07,319
Speaker 2: news BC British Columbia. Did Kinnuk the Crow soup off

933
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 2: with a knife from a Vancouver crime scene? And this

934
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:14,520
Speaker 2: is also what's interesting is that Kinuk the Crow is

935
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:17,479
Speaker 2: an already famous bird, Like.

936
00:48:17,560 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 4: For what because if anything other than stealing knives from

937
00:48:21,680 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 4: crime scenes.

938
00:48:23,040 --> 00:48:24,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, lightning has really struck twice.

939
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:26,400
Speaker 1: Guys.

940
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 2: I feel like I've failed you in the fact that

941
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,200
Speaker 2: I don't know if Kanuk was formerly famous.

942
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,239
Speaker 5: It's okay, but they guess what it could be.

943
00:48:35,360 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 2: I feel like he is famous because I feel like

944
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,240
Speaker 2: a lot of people sent this in before he stole

945
00:48:39,280 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: the knife. People are like, there's this famous crow, Kinuk

946
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: the Crow in Canada. But that's amazing that he also

947
00:48:46,719 --> 00:48:50,440
Speaker 2: then gets doubly famous. Kinuk the Crow was accused of

948
00:48:50,440 --> 00:48:53,279
Speaker 2: swooping off with a knife from a crime scene. Yeah,

949
00:48:53,320 --> 00:48:57,680
Speaker 2: it's say that the bird has now achieved worldwide notoriety.

950
00:48:57,760 --> 00:49:00,919
Speaker 1: He's already infamous, infamous.

951
00:49:01,480 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 2: We're gonna get so many Canadians yelling at it.

952
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,520
Speaker 5: Maybe he murdered someone previously.

953
00:49:05,239 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so, because we.

954
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:13,760
Speaker 4: Use notoriety now to just mean this person has become known,

955
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,359
Speaker 4: and I know that I've looked it up and like

956
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,719
Speaker 4: it now can mean just publicity, but it's supposed to

957
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 4: have a negative connotation. So if he's already a notorious crow,

958
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:26,000
Speaker 4: I think it's violence.

959
00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:29,640
Speaker 1: The crows are smart. By the way, crows are like

960
00:49:29,719 --> 00:49:32,439
Speaker 1: problem solvers. They communicate in a bunch of different way.

961
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:37,319
Speaker 1: They're very crows are brighter than I think he's a mastermind.

962
00:49:37,360 --> 00:49:39,160
Speaker 1: I think you're right. I think he's a criminal master.

963
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 5: So if you wrong a crow, you're screwed.

964
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:46,240
Speaker 2: Not only can they remember faces, they can then communicate

965
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: two other crows who you are, so that other crows

966
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,800
Speaker 2: will dislike you if they don't like you, which is crazy.

967
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:57,280
Speaker 1: Maybe Canuck, maybe Knuck was running an MLM. Okay, maybe

968
00:49:57,480 --> 00:50:01,080
Speaker 1: Canuck was like a part like he's the He's that

969
00:50:01,200 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: guy behind the curtains, He's the Wizard of Oz Canucks

970
00:50:05,120 --> 00:50:08,320
Speaker 1: up there. He's people are selling each other protein shakes

971
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:11,359
Speaker 1: that don't work. They got knockoff Lulu lemons coming their way.

972
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,359
Speaker 1: That are gonna make their lives better. And then they

973
00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,080
Speaker 1: you know, the the CBI whatever the Canadian Bureau of

974
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 1: Investigation is, they keep going up this pyramid. They keep

975
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:22,000
Speaker 1: going up the ladder to get to the top dog.

976
00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 1: It's not a dog, it's Canuck the crow genius. He's

977
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: hiding evidence.

978
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,359
Speaker 2: He's hiding evidence. That's the best part about him. And

979
00:50:31,400 --> 00:50:33,680
Speaker 2: also I last time crows came up on the podcast,

980
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,799
Speaker 2: I talked about this girl who I thought lived in

981
00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:37,560
Speaker 2: upstate New York.

982
00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 1: She does not.

983
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:42,959
Speaker 2: She lives in uh in Seattle and all like, this

984
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:47,799
Speaker 2: group of crows brings her presence every single day and

985
00:50:47,840 --> 00:50:50,200
Speaker 2: I will post a photograph.

986
00:50:49,960 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: Uh. This is This is from BBC News.

987
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 2: The title is the Girl who Gets Gifts from Birds

988
00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,360
Speaker 2: by Caddie Seawall.

989
00:50:57,160 --> 00:50:57,279
Speaker 1: Uh.

990
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 2: She has one hundreds of these beautiful pieces of jewelry

991
00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 2: and just random metal parts, bones, seashells. She has like

992
00:51:10,760 --> 00:51:13,600
Speaker 2: one she has a one is a rusty screw and

993
00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,480
Speaker 2: that's one of her favorite ones. And they're like, why

994
00:51:16,520 --> 00:51:19,120
Speaker 2: do you like this rusty screw so much? And she's like, oh, well,

995
00:51:19,120 --> 00:51:20,880
Speaker 2: have you ever seen a crow flying around with a

996
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:21,880
Speaker 2: screw in its mouth?

997
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,279
Speaker 1: Uh? And so yes, they she feeds the crows every day.

998
00:51:26,400 --> 00:51:28,479
Speaker 2: The crows look out for and her mom was taking

999
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:32,839
Speaker 2: photographs of her like in downtown Seattle, so far away

1000
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 2: from their house, and lost her lens cap to her cannon,

1001
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:41,920
Speaker 2: like her camera. The next day, a crow dropped it

1002
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:46,160
Speaker 2: off in front of the house. Wow, And they went

1003
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,319
Speaker 2: and they went looked it up on the security camera

1004
00:51:48,560 --> 00:51:51,000
Speaker 2: was a cam. A crow brought it, washed it off

1005
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: with water, and then like left it for them, And

1006
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 2: they're convinced that they like the crows like that the

1007
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:57,719
Speaker 2: crows follow them, and the crows saw her drop it

1008
00:51:57,800 --> 00:51:59,640
Speaker 2: and then picked it up and immediately brought it back,

1009
00:51:59,680 --> 00:52:01,080
Speaker 2: which is super crazy.

1010
00:52:01,440 --> 00:52:04,720
Speaker 5: And does she know how she got this crow protection detail?

1011
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:06,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she was a little when she was a

1012
00:52:06,440 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 2: little girl, like three, she would have her lunch and

1013
00:52:08,680 --> 00:52:10,919
Speaker 2: she was going to daycare with and she would throw

1014
00:52:11,000 --> 00:52:13,480
Speaker 2: some of it out to the crows. And then her

1015
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:16,120
Speaker 2: mom kind of just encouraged her having a relationship with

1016
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,439
Speaker 2: wild animals, and so then they would just like every

1017
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,839
Speaker 2: day put out a bunch of peanuts. Apparently peanuts in

1018
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:25,920
Speaker 2: the shell is what you want, and they love it.

1019
00:52:25,960 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 2: And then they hear like the peanut shaken around in

1020
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 2: it when it hits the ground, so they come flying.

1021
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 2: And then after a while, all these crows just started

1022
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:36,800
Speaker 2: bringing her little gifts, and now she has this entire

1023
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:41,360
Speaker 2: adorable little like tackle box. When each gift is in

1024
00:52:41,440 --> 00:52:44,360
Speaker 2: its own like special container, it's pretty beautiful.

1025
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 4: I don't want to be too negative here, but.

1026
00:52:49,880 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 5: The use of the term gifts is a little bit

1027
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:53,240
Speaker 5: of a stretch.

1028
00:52:53,480 --> 00:52:56,719
Speaker 4: Like they're not bringing her like lip gloss and cash

1029
00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:00,920
Speaker 4: or I don't know whatever, you know, things for her kitchen.

1030
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 5: They're bringing her crow shit.

1031
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:09,440
Speaker 4: Like here's a rock, here's ash we found, Yeah, here's

1032
00:53:09,239 --> 00:53:09,720
Speaker 4: your house.

1033
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 2: Here is something they did bring her one time. It

1034
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,040
Speaker 2: was a tiny piece of metal with the word best

1035
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:19,120
Speaker 2: printed on it and quote from her I don't know

1036
00:53:19,160 --> 00:53:22,280
Speaker 2: if they still have the part that says friend. Gabby laughs,

1037
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,920
Speaker 2: amused by the thought of a crow wearing a matching necklace.

1038
00:53:24,960 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 2: So they did bring her a best friend, like broken heart.

1039
00:53:29,200 --> 00:53:30,240
Speaker 5: That is luck.

1040
00:53:32,280 --> 00:53:34,800
Speaker 1: They're so intelligent. They are the dolphins of the sky.

1041
00:53:34,960 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 4: Maybe they knew that they're the dolphins of the sky.

1042
00:53:40,480 --> 00:53:43,320
Speaker 1: I had a buddy that wanted a falcon to bring

1043
00:53:43,400 --> 00:53:48,120
Speaker 1: his wife's wedding ring to the altar at his wedding

1044
00:53:48,200 --> 00:53:50,960
Speaker 1: in Virginia, my buddy Brendan. So he reaches out to

1045
00:53:50,960 --> 00:53:52,759
Speaker 1: all these guys. The wedding was in Virginia, and he

1046
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,279
Speaker 1: reaches out to all these falconers and he's like, I

1047
00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:58,440
Speaker 1: want to learn. How do you have a He's like, basically,

1048
00:53:58,480 --> 00:54:00,919
Speaker 1: at the altar at my wedding, it's outside, I want

1049
00:54:00,960 --> 00:54:03,440
Speaker 1: to have a leather glove on. I want to summony

1050
00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: falcon who has the ring on its talent and then

1051
00:54:08,080 --> 00:54:11,480
Speaker 1: it's going to land on my arm and nobody responds right,

1052
00:54:11,520 --> 00:54:15,360
Speaker 1: and then this one falcon is like, this is possible.

1053
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:19,200
Speaker 1: That falcony is no joke. He's like, this is three

1054
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:22,080
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five days a year. You have to work.

1055
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,880
Speaker 1: He basically said, if you really want to do this,

1056
00:54:24,920 --> 00:54:27,760
Speaker 1: it's going to take you four months of every single

1057
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:31,239
Speaker 1: day learning and getting the trust of this falcon and

1058
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:33,759
Speaker 1: then we can talk about it. And ultimately the commitment

1059
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:36,640
Speaker 1: was too great. The commitment was too great to have

1060
00:54:36,680 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: a falcon swoop in and drop off a ring. So

1061
00:54:38,719 --> 00:54:40,960
Speaker 1: he bailed on it. But yeah, it would have been

1062
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,840
Speaker 1: you know, train your birds. They can hide your evidence,

1063
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,279
Speaker 1: they can bring you gifts, they can drop off your

1064
00:54:48,280 --> 00:54:50,840
Speaker 1: wedding ring if you have the dedication and you're not

1065
00:54:50,920 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 1: afraid of commitment.

1066
00:54:53,400 --> 00:54:55,799
Speaker 4: Is something we wanted the falcon to bring the ring

1067
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,000
Speaker 4: for his sake or for her sake.

1068
00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,919
Speaker 1: For the I think he was doing it for us.

1069
00:55:02,200 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 1: I think he was doing it for the wedding. I

1070
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:09,680
Speaker 1: it would have been such a miracle. Gosh, it was

1071
00:55:09,719 --> 00:55:14,080
Speaker 1: like a destination e wedding. And in future episodes. I

1072
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 1: have probably ten very fascinating stories and moments from one

1073
00:55:19,200 --> 00:55:23,960
Speaker 1: night that just devolved when a thunderstorm hit. And maybe

1074
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,920
Speaker 1: we'll wait, Maybe we'll wait till when all this nightmare

1075
00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 1: ends and we can go back on the road. I

1076
00:55:28,719 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 1: could just talk about this one wedding that didn't have

1077
00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:35,680
Speaker 1: a falcon, but there were some. It was incredible. It

1078
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:36,600
Speaker 1: was an incredible night.

1079
00:55:37,719 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 2: Scottie, do you want to just give us the title

1080
00:55:40,160 --> 00:55:42,439
Speaker 2: of our last one and we'll leave everyone hanging because

1081
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:44,040
Speaker 2: we were running out of time.

1082
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:47,360
Speaker 1: Sure, we'll do it real quickie, and I'll just te

1083
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:50,640
Speaker 1: you two up for you know, final thoughts. What I'm

1084
00:55:50,640 --> 00:55:52,600
Speaker 1: going to ask you to do is think about the

1085
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,759
Speaker 1: food you crave the most when you drink. Alison, I

1086
00:55:54,760 --> 00:55:56,839
Speaker 1: don't know if you're a drinker. But if you've had

1087
00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,040
Speaker 1: a few too many, the food that comes to.

1088
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:02,200
Speaker 4: Mind, I am not a oh you're not even I'm

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Speaker 4: not even no no, but I because I've definitely had

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Speaker 4: a few too many back in the day.

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Speaker 1: So you know what, you know where you would end up.

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Speaker 1: So here's a story that was sent. Uh No, I

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Speaker 1: found this ding dong story. It's by Cliff ping Charred

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Speaker 1: from Cleveland dot com. If you're not looking at Cleveland

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Speaker 1: dot com, you're everybody. Drunken man forces way behind Akron

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Speaker 1: subway counter makes his own sandwich. So this forty four

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Speaker 1: year old dude gets mega drunk, barges into a subway

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Speaker 1: uh and then he go He goes behind the counter

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Speaker 1: and makes his own beautiful subway sandwich. Workers told the

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Speaker 1: cops that he was being belligerent demanded they make him

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Speaker 1: a meal. They refused, so he begins damaging the plexiglass

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Speaker 1: between him and them, then walks around the back makes

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Speaker 1: his giant sandwich, and when the cops finally come, they

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Speaker 1: find him with a bottle of VODK in one hand

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Speaker 1: and a block of subway cheese in his pocket. One

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Speaker 1: for the road. The Lido shuffle, What was your go

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Speaker 1: to Alison, what was your go to late night or

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Speaker 1: early morning drunk food.

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Speaker 4: Like omelets or something like that, because I would end

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Speaker 4: up at a diner. Oh and I could see breaking

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Speaker 4: back there and and and helping myself to liquid eggs

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Speaker 4: with a little Yes.

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Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely, court my recently not like my drunk food.

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Speaker 2: But if I've had, like if I had like one

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Speaker 2: too many, I'm like, oh, I'm a little too drunk

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Speaker 2: to go to bed. I like to have some food

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Speaker 2: in my stomach. I will make it's disgusting peanut butter

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Speaker 2: and plantain chip sandwich.

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Speaker 5: And it is disgusting so good it is like.

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Speaker 2: They're like salty, like it's like almost a vinegar salt

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Speaker 2: and vinegar plantain chips just right into the peanut butter

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Speaker 2: on a big old piece of bread.

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Speaker 1: Sounds delicious. That sounds like great drunk food. Send us

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Speaker 1: your drunk food ban animals. We love to hear from you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and Alison, anything you want to plug before we go, please.

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Speaker 4: Listen to my podcast, Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend,

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Speaker 4: comes out Monday and Thursday. And then Childish is my

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Speaker 4: parenting ish podcast and that comes out on Wednesdays. To

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Speaker 4: do that with Greg Fitzsimmons and follow me on Twitter

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Speaker 4: and Instagram at Alison Rosen.

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Speaker 1: And I listened to Childish and as somebody with our kids,

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Speaker 1: you guys actually talk about a lot of wild things too.

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Speaker 1: You guys talk about sex and fun times, and so

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Speaker 1: I was able to completely relate. I highly recommend the Childish.

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Speaker 5: Thank You.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we have a lot of listeners who don't have kids.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I wonder if we have more who don't have kids.

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Speaker 4: We want it both ways.

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Speaker 1: Go get it both ways.

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Speaker 2: A Childish thank.

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Speaker 1: You, Thank you your producer, Katie, Thank you, Kurt, thank

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Speaker 1: you Karen and Georgia. Bananas Bananas.

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Speaker 1: Theme song by Khan Amani and all of our artwork

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