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Speaker 1: You know we're gonna tear Ship up. We tore shit

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Speaker 1: the real Jeeter. That's that. He's the Derrick Rose of stickman.

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Speaker 1: thick thank you. Coming in at number four, The man

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Speaker 1: We've had some irresponsible scumbags on this podcast, not naming

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Speaker 1: He's a fanboy, he's a groupie, but he puts it

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Speaker 1: you all right? Numro who listen? Historically you just witnessed.

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Speaker 1: this thing. Pascal, welcome to the stage, Come on out,

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Speaker 1: Let's give it up and he talks anyway, all right, Pascal,

418
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Speaker 1: how are you feeling? How's your summer been? A you know,

419
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:45,360
Speaker 1: just working? Do you have you been working out? What

420
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:49,040
Speaker 1: do you post your workout videos? I don't have a

421
00:32:49,080 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: problem with it now. The reason because it's like at

422
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 1: first it was like cool because like I mean, imagine

423
00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:57,400
Speaker 1: if there was footage of Magic Johnson and Larry Bird

424
00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,560
Speaker 1: and you know, Isaiah is Zeke Thomas and all the

425
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,120
Speaker 1: guys from More Error, if they had those workout it is,

426
00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,480
Speaker 1: it would be dope or Dominique Wilkins in the summertime,

427
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:09,480
Speaker 1: like you know, you see there like zapprouto tape. But

428
00:33:09,480 --> 00:33:13,720
Speaker 1: but now it's become almost like like I'll see Lebron.

429
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 1: I know that's not a friendly word around you, and

430
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: they're posting there, Yo, look at Lebron working hard? Motherfuck?

431
00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:24,560
Speaker 1: Are you supposed to be working hard? That's what we

432
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 1: expect you to do. Yeah, it's fine me yea. Everybody's like, yo,

433
00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,400
Speaker 1: he's ripped, he's Lebron James. Of course he's fine. Ripped.

434
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,600
Speaker 1: So do you post your workout videos? Yeah? Sometimes? Is that?

435
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 1: Is that? Like? So has it become like a sort

436
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,360
Speaker 1: of a thing, like, yo, you're posting them? Because now

437
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: guys are breaking each other's balls. And for me, I

438
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: think the main thing for me is like I mean,

439
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 1: you can post it if you want. If you don't want,

440
00:33:45,600 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: you can't post it. The only thing that I have

441
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 1: a problem with is if you're not working. If you're

442
00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,200
Speaker 1: not working, that's the problem. What do you mean? Right,

443
00:33:51,560 --> 00:33:53,400
Speaker 1: as long as you're working, you can post it. You

444
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 1: don't have to post it, just work. Okay? Now what

445
00:33:57,640 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: is so? What is your summer gonna be? You? You?

446
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:02,360
Speaker 1: I just had a let's say, what's the word, I

447
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: want to use the politically correct word. You had a

448
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 1: an abrupt exit from the playoffs. Yeah, when when you

449
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 1: go through that, Like I just told you how much

450
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,000
Speaker 1: I respect your team and I was rooting for your team.

451
00:34:15,280 --> 00:34:18,600
Speaker 1: When you guys go through that, how does how long

452
00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,759
Speaker 1: does it take you? You can't speak for everybody, but

453
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: how long does it take you to go because obviously

454
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 1: the expectations are you know we're gonna win. You don't

455
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,280
Speaker 1: expect that, you don't plan for that. How how hard?

456
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: How long does it take for you to like sort

457
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,279
Speaker 1: of wash that off and start looking forward to the

458
00:34:33,320 --> 00:34:36,080
Speaker 1: next season? Um? For me especially, I don't know. I

459
00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: was in my room for like a week, like just

460
00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 1: straight like in my room. Like my brothers could like

461
00:34:40,800 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 1: they would talk to me, but it's like I didn't

462
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,440
Speaker 1: really want to deal with anybody. I didn't want to

463
00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 1: like talk or like I just it was it was

464
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,439
Speaker 1: kind of tough, you know. Now I want to ask

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Speaker 1: you specifically about this play that I mentioned twice, Lebron James.

466
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:59,880
Speaker 1: What did did did Dwayne Casey not say, yeah, he's fine,

467
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 1: let this motherfucker drive fucking ball up the court and

468
00:35:03,719 --> 00:35:07,920
Speaker 1: then he might miss? Did no one mentioned like clothesline

469
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: in this cocksucker, like knocking this motherfucker? That did that

470
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 1: come up? Did no one say anything about like listen,

471
00:35:15,440 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: if he gets ahead of steam, fucking just tackle him,

472
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:22,040
Speaker 1: you make him there? Did that come up in the huddle?

473
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,040
Speaker 1: Because I haven't been able to find the tape of

474
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: that huddle, but I believe listen, it sucks for Joyne

475
00:35:27,960 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: Casey to get fired, It sucks for any But what

476
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:31,319
Speaker 1: what the funk? I mean? You don't feel bad from

477
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: the motherfucker got hired by Detroit? Any coach year for that? Yeah,

478
00:35:34,640 --> 00:35:38,720
Speaker 1: he's fine, But what do you remember about that play?

479
00:35:39,080 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 1: Like that huddle without throwing anybody under the bus. I'll

480
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 1: do that for you, to be honest with you, Like

481
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: I can't really remember it for it was all fuzzy. Hey,

482
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest. That's called p L S. D.

483
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:02,680
Speaker 1: Let's post lebron stress the swords. Ah he got at

484
00:36:02,680 --> 00:36:05,279
Speaker 1: the East. I don't even want to remember that place song.

485
00:36:05,960 --> 00:36:10,480
Speaker 1: Um okay, So so this summertime, you guys had some

486
00:36:10,600 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: moves um DeMar derosen? What did he mean to the raptors?

487
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,640
Speaker 1: What was it like being a teammate of DeMar de

488
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:22,480
Speaker 1: Rosen and where were you? Like you're you're twenty four,

489
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: You're a young kid, like you guys are finding things

490
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: out on social media, phone calls, so to talk about

491
00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: DeMar Rose and what made him so special, what he

492
00:36:31,200 --> 00:36:34,880
Speaker 1: was like as a teammate, what his lasting legacy to

493
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: these fans and the rest of the Raptors fans will be,

494
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:41,520
Speaker 1: and when and how you found out that he got traded. Um,

495
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 1: First of all, I mean, like I think Demor is

496
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,600
Speaker 1: like one of the coolest dude ever, like I've been around,

497
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:49,719
Speaker 1: you know, just like just a chill dude, Like just

498
00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 1: so cool and down to earth. Do you think he

499
00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:55,440
Speaker 1: was cool that day? I don't know. I don't know,

500
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:57,040
Speaker 1: But for me, I think he's I think it's a

501
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: Toronto legend for sure, you know what I'm saying. Just um,

502
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,160
Speaker 1: just you know what's being able to do, you know,

503
00:37:03,239 --> 00:37:05,360
Speaker 1: in Toronto and put the city on the map, you know,

504
00:37:05,440 --> 00:37:08,480
Speaker 1: and and you know, I mean I was in college,

505
00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,680
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't really watch Toronto, you know what

506
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying, But the first thing I knew about Toronto

507
00:37:13,080 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: was like, I think he's a legend and he put

508
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:18,960
Speaker 1: the city on the map. The country on the map,

509
00:37:19,440 --> 00:37:22,400
Speaker 1: and you know, I just think, you know, he deserves

510
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:27,640
Speaker 1: to be celebrated. I agree. So we're like as a

511
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,280
Speaker 1: as as a player, you know, and on your twenty

512
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:32,560
Speaker 1: four year you know, it's like there's like this you know,

513
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: super duper elite crew of guys. You know, we we

514
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 1: know who they are, We've talked about them, you know,

515
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:40,080
Speaker 1: and then there's like your players and you know, even

516
00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: like you know, like one of the things that was

517
00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,400
Speaker 1: the strife about the Demorrow things, he seemed to be

518
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:46,279
Speaker 1: caught off course. Where were you when you found how

519
00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:48,520
Speaker 1: do you find out about it? On Twitter? On social

520
00:37:48,560 --> 00:37:51,880
Speaker 1: media like everyone else? And are you like what the

521
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: fun fake news? I mean I was like, you know,

522
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 1: I started checking, you know, texting some of the coaches,

523
00:37:57,040 --> 00:37:58,600
Speaker 1: trying to figure out like what was going on, and

524
00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:03,640
Speaker 1: you know, yeah, I was sure, um, okay, shut the

525
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: funk up, you shut the funk up book. I think

526
00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 1: he could just shut the funk up. You. I'm up

527
00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: here with shorts on and black fucking socks. I'm the

528
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: only one who should be complained. Do you think I planned?

529
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: I had a fucking shirt that I bought in Miami Beach.

530
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,800
Speaker 1: I'm doing a show in Toronto and black socks and

531
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:27,080
Speaker 1: fucking shorts. Yeah, I got cuts on my legs. I'm

532
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:29,720
Speaker 1: doing the fucking bushes last week and you're fucking talking

533
00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: you fuck yeah. Forty eight years old, number one podcasts

534
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 1: in the world. I'm up heeriod the fucking show. That's right. Money,

535
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 1: don't see talking, man, this is embarrassing. We get a

536
00:38:44,760 --> 00:38:49,960
Speaker 1: partner where the fucking soccer jersey fucking gotta get into amen.

537
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,520
Speaker 1: Do you know? Okay, so your career like give the

538
00:38:59,080 --> 00:39:02,400
Speaker 1: bullet points. When did you start playing basketball? Um? I

539
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: started playing basketball when I was like okay, but you

540
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:10,640
Speaker 1: grew up playing soccer, yes, like my whole life in Okay.

541
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:14,399
Speaker 1: Now in Cameroon, I always when I travel, the first

542
00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: thing I do, if I have my clothes, you know,

543
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 1: make it through T s A and my belongings the

544
00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 1: no bullshit. The first thing I do when I get

545
00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,600
Speaker 1: to a hotel is I say, where's the Starbucks, even

546
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:27,279
Speaker 1: if I don't want to Starbucks, to try to give

547
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:28,800
Speaker 1: me a gist of where the funk I am in

548
00:39:28,840 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: the world in Cameroon, if I landed in camera with

549
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:36,640
Speaker 1: my bags, what if I said, where's the fucking Starbucks.

550
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:41,880
Speaker 1: Would I be asked out? Yeah, nothing came. So so

551
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 1: we're growing up there and like playing in the NBA. Now,

552
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: when did that become something that was even like something

553
00:39:47,600 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: that even crossed your mind? Um? I went to uh

554
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 1: to basketball camp in South Africa. Um it's called Basketball

555
00:39:54,719 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: with Our Borders and um, actually I'm supposed to go

556
00:39:57,719 --> 00:39:59,400
Speaker 1: back there for the first time, you know, since I

557
00:39:59,560 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: was like in the camp. So um yeah, so I

558
00:40:03,560 --> 00:40:05,440
Speaker 1: went there. There was a lot of NBA players like

559
00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:10,800
Speaker 1: surging back, Um, I don't know, Taboosha, Leon Dan, and

560
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: you know, it was just a really cool experience and

561
00:40:13,719 --> 00:40:16,800
Speaker 1: just being around NBA players and seeing you know that

562
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: they were so like, you know, they were normal, you know,

563
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,440
Speaker 1: like as you know, as a kid from Cameroon, you know,

564
00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 1: we watched them on TV and it's like such a

565
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:26,080
Speaker 1: big deal and for me just seeing them and being

566
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 1: around them just made me, you know, I want to

567
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 1: be like that. But when did it start to become

568
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:33,520
Speaker 1: like something that you were like set your eyes on

569
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,440
Speaker 1: Sophomore year, like, well, freshman in college and you went

570
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: to New Mexico State, And how did you wind up

571
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,640
Speaker 1: going from Cameroon to New Mexico State like, like, how

572
00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,240
Speaker 1: did how does that happen? Because it seems so far away. Obviously,

573
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: you know, there's so much social media and the you

574
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,279
Speaker 1: know everything, you could see things, but like, how do

575
00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: you wind up getting to New Mexico State? Um? I

576
00:40:54,200 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 1: have three brothers and they all play basketball. You know

577
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: any of them good? Because I saw the backstage and

578
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,319
Speaker 1: they look like they haven't played in the wild look

579
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:04,239
Speaker 1: like they look like football. Yeah, it looks like they

580
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: look like they're at Starbucks, like we're in the muffin section.

581
00:41:07,600 --> 00:41:10,560
Speaker 1: They look like, I'm I'm not gonna bullshit now, I'm

582
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:13,480
Speaker 1: not gonna go backstage because they're big motherfucker's but they

583
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,359
Speaker 1: look like they know exactly where fucking Starbucks is at.

584
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,400
Speaker 1: And they're not there for the coffin, there for the

585
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:26,319
Speaker 1: fucking egg sandwiches. Have you seen these brothers? Holy shit,

586
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: fucking come out in this, come out at and let

587
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:43,759
Speaker 1: him fight. We play for the giant. Yeah, try to

588
00:41:43,800 --> 00:41:48,560
Speaker 1: act you know where the fucking Starbucks is at? Oh yeah,

589
00:41:49,400 --> 00:41:58,200
Speaker 1: thank you guys. So that jump, how does that become?

590
00:41:58,320 --> 00:42:01,280
Speaker 1: Like like you get from KM Maroon to New Mexico

591
00:42:01,400 --> 00:42:04,640
Speaker 1: State and then like how does that even happen? Um,

592
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: I mean I think for me, there's no a right,

593
00:42:08,239 --> 00:42:10,160
Speaker 1: there's no I didn't play you or anything like that.

594
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: But um, I think for my freshman year because I

595
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,279
Speaker 1: wasn't supposed to play first of all, Like my freshman year,

596
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:17,320
Speaker 1: I think someone got injured and then I started and

597
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,359
Speaker 1: then you know, like I don't know, it was just fun.

598
00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:22,440
Speaker 1: And then once I kind of realized that, I was like,

599
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:25,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty good. You know. I started realizing that

600
00:42:26,040 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 1: and I was like, Okay, maybe I'll try it. And

601
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:31,440
Speaker 1: then and then when did you start zeroing in like NBA?

602
00:42:31,640 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: Like where, Um, well, well, let me I see this.

603
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:35,799
Speaker 1: Before you played in the NBA, when was the first time,

604
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:38,319
Speaker 1: because you know a lot of times college guys will

605
00:42:38,360 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 1: be at the gym or their special workouts. When's the

606
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,680
Speaker 1: first time before you played in the NBA that you

607
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 1: played that you remember playing against NBA players And do

608
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:49,960
Speaker 1: you remember who that was? Um? It was doing pre

609
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,040
Speaker 1: draft like so you didn't have any of this, Like

610
00:42:52,120 --> 00:42:54,399
Speaker 1: you were at U c l A like y'all working out.

611
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,719
Speaker 1: I was like before like during pre draft, like before

612
00:42:57,760 --> 00:43:00,279
Speaker 1: I was drafted, and I played against like maybe a

613
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:03,359
Speaker 1: couple of NBA players like Chris Copeland like all the time,

614
00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:07,279
Speaker 1: who used to play for the Knicks, And yeah, guys

615
00:43:07,360 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 1: like that. I think he's actually working at Starbucks. Now

616
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: come on, man, watch that's my man. That's my man.

617
00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 1: He's still in the league. League. May be right, mother,

618
00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:30,439
Speaker 1: watch out all right? So you know, like the Iron

619
00:43:30,440 --> 00:43:33,799
Speaker 1: Report stereo podcast, we're known for our trash talking. Are

620
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: you a ship talker? Me? Sometimes? But like you speak French? Right? Oh?

621
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:41,879
Speaker 1: I would do with it for me, Yeah, I would talk.

622
00:43:44,640 --> 00:43:47,880
Speaker 1: He said, you ain't ship motherfucker in French? Like if

623
00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,480
Speaker 1: if you're gonna say that in the corp, like you know,

624
00:43:49,520 --> 00:43:51,320
Speaker 1: you ain't ship motherfucker, like if you were playing against

625
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:56,040
Speaker 1: old ask Tony Parker, like, and you want to Tony Parker?

626
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,520
Speaker 1: Your guy Kauai. I loved him, he was great. But

627
00:44:02,640 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: if you were split kick some slang ship to un

628
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:09,560
Speaker 1: How do I say you ain't ship motherfucker in French?

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Speaker 1: I can't can't. I can't translate that, like I can't

630
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Speaker 1: really say it, like okay, good then all right? He said,

631
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Speaker 1: did you say gagain on Jay? What I'm Africa to motherfucker?

632
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 1: From where Brooklyn? I was good? I was good. I

633
00:44:45,239 --> 00:44:50,560
Speaker 1: was good. Good. So your new coach, what's his name,

634
00:44:51,280 --> 00:44:57,560
Speaker 1: coach Nurse, Nick Nurse, that's his name. Ship, it's gonna

635
00:44:57,560 --> 00:45:08,600
Speaker 1: be a terrible season. What don't know, don't make guye

636
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: contact with you. Who Who's who? Said he's all affliction?

637
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:16,959
Speaker 1: You said it? Now? Money got out. He brought a shirt,

638
00:45:17,000 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: I used a sit your ass back down. All right?

639
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: So the Raptors this year going into next year, the

640
00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:29,799
Speaker 1: East is open. That fucking cinder block from Cleveland. He's gone.

641
00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 1: I mean we we we want, we want them to

642
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: suffer Cleveland. I mean there they're they you know, Kevin Love,

643
00:45:36,640 --> 00:45:40,800
Speaker 1: that's my guy. They're not making the playoffs. My man Channing,

644
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: they brought him back. They brought him back, and they

645
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 1: were proud of it, like they made an announcement about

646
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:54,319
Speaker 1: this small fucker. They should have brought my man Copeland back.

647
00:45:57,200 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: Get about a Walmart. Talk to your fans. Good time.

648
00:46:06,760 --> 00:46:12,239
Speaker 1: He's out there with Vin Baker and Ship. All right,

649
00:46:12,480 --> 00:46:16,080
Speaker 1: So next season, what can we expect to the Raptors

650
00:46:16,120 --> 00:46:19,320
Speaker 1: because the East is wide open. You obviously got Kauai.

651
00:46:20,080 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 1: Do you, by the way, do you know a guy

652
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:23,120
Speaker 1: up here, like a guy or a girl or a

653
00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 1: shop where he could get his ship hooked up. Because

654
00:46:25,920 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: one thing about Kawhi letter like yo, sometimes I'm like,

655
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,120
Speaker 1: you know, you're on TV, motherfucker like cook, You're like

656
00:46:32,719 --> 00:46:37,240
Speaker 1: that ship is all over man. Oh na, man, Okay,

657
00:46:37,400 --> 00:46:41,480
Speaker 1: but I gotta hook him up. But but but going

658
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:44,080
Speaker 1: into next season, what can the fans, what can the

659
00:46:44,120 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: Toronto Raptors fan is expect from a team? What are

660
00:46:46,560 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: you excited about? You saund Like Jarvis Landry, Jarvis Lantry

661
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:57,160
Speaker 1: the football player talking about the Cleveland Browns could be

662
00:46:57,200 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 1: in the Super Bowl. What the funk do you know about?

663
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:05,759
Speaker 1: He said that, Yeah, oh, because he was high. He

664
00:47:05,880 --> 00:47:08,920
Speaker 1: had to be. They didn't win the game last year.

665
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 1: They won one game the year before that. Come on, man,

666
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: but what are you excited about the Raptors? I'm excited

667
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: you know. Um, I mean obviously, we still have like

668
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,439
Speaker 1: most of the team back, you know, the bench mob,

669
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:25,160
Speaker 1: you know the um you know, we got the bench

670
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,120
Speaker 1: mob back. You know, we still we got Kyle, We

671
00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:29,520
Speaker 1: got Kau which was a great player when you know

672
00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: he was healthy, and you know, um, we got you know,

673
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 1: a new coach and you was just excited. You know.

674
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:38,120
Speaker 1: I think it's it's a little change and excited about

675
00:47:38,160 --> 00:47:40,400
Speaker 1: the future for sure. What's the rest of your summer?

676
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,360
Speaker 1: Like you're going you're going to participate as a counselor

677
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,800
Speaker 1: as a professional? Yes, yes, on side, I'm going on Saturday.

678
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:49,040
Speaker 1: How long is the flight? I heard it was like

679
00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: sixteen hours? Ship? Okay, are we on the PJA or

680
00:47:54,520 --> 00:47:57,560
Speaker 1: what are we on the PJA first class? We're not

681
00:47:57,640 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 1: in the PJ. You pay series to get into private

682
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 1: yet we gotta get paid. I'm gonna tell you what

683
00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: I know. What do you know? So so you're going there?

684
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:12,760
Speaker 1: And then what what is the rest of the summer

685
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: after that? The rest of the summer. I think I'm

686
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: gonna be back in l A. That's where I trained

687
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:22,799
Speaker 1: most of the times. Okay runs you know, and yeah,

688
00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,480
Speaker 1: I'll be there until after we're back. And then when

689
00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,480
Speaker 1: do you start back for for for training camp? Well,

690
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,600
Speaker 1: we have to repall it back in Toronto September, I think.

691
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:33,279
Speaker 1: And when when you say report back, where are you

692
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: expected as a pro to show up? Like because like

693
00:48:36,200 --> 00:48:38,200
Speaker 1: in the seventies and the eighties, like training camp guys

694
00:48:38,280 --> 00:48:42,080
Speaker 1: were smoking cigarettes and ship, you know, they they're get

695
00:48:42,160 --> 00:48:44,120
Speaker 1: in shape. When you when you show up to training camp.

696
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,880
Speaker 1: Are you expected at this point to be in shape,

697
00:48:47,680 --> 00:48:51,399
Speaker 1: like game ready, because like how long is the training camp? Oh?

698
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 1: Usually like five days, six days? And then you start games,

699
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:59,040
Speaker 1: well yeah, preseason games after five or six days. All right,

700
00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:02,800
Speaker 1: we'll listen, ship No, I mean, it's it's uh, you know,

701
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:06,800
Speaker 1: it's it's NBA is real. It's goddamn shame. You know

702
00:49:06,840 --> 00:49:08,719
Speaker 1: you can have at least brought me some jeans. Man,

703
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:18,279
Speaker 1: I didn't know you were gonna have shorts for you. Hee. Um,

704
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:24,279
Speaker 1: all right, listen, pask pascal Ce. Damn, you were doing

705
00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:28,640
Speaker 1: so good. Let's let's let the crowd do it. Let

706
00:49:28,680 --> 00:49:34,759
Speaker 1: the crowd, Pascal. I wish you nothing but luck on

707
00:49:34,960 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: this seat this season and the rest of your career.

708
00:49:37,239 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: Stay healthy. I have a safe fight to Cameroon. I

709
00:49:40,760 --> 00:49:43,680
Speaker 1: appreciate you rocking on the Iron wrapp Warts Stereo podcast

710
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 1: and enjoy the rest of your summer. We're gonna take

711
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712
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742
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Speaker 1: Has there been any Cereal poopers in Canada? Nah? They

743
00:52:05,320 --> 00:52:09,839
Speaker 1: civilized out here. Man, they go to the fucking bathroom. Man,

744
00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:16,440
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746
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Speaker 1: guest to a jam Pack special Toronto show. And even

747
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Speaker 1: my brother, Professor Rappaport in Halifax, was jealousy. Couldn't make it.

748
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Speaker 1: Pe Uh. This guy's got a you know, a sort

749
00:52:40,960 --> 00:52:47,040
Speaker 1: of prickly personality. Um, he's one of a kind. He's

750
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Speaker 1: right now, my guy. Bubbles even locals have to flow

752
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753
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 1: What's going on? How you doing? What's going on? Toronto? Sir?

754
00:53:23,680 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 1: Very excited to be here? Very excited? Are you're excited?

755
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:30,920
Speaker 1: I'm excited. My bird is doing that. How are you

756
00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:35,400
Speaker 1: feeling in I'm operating at now listen, I'm gonna be

757
00:53:35,440 --> 00:53:38,360
Speaker 1: I want to get something clear right now. You're a

758
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:41,839
Speaker 1: you're a cat guy? Oh? Yes, I am bet John

759
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: cat guy. Now I'm gonna be honest with you. I

760
00:53:45,520 --> 00:53:49,319
Speaker 1: want to be transparent. You know what that means, bubbles? Yes, okay,

761
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:52,400
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't like fucking cats.

762
00:53:53,120 --> 00:53:58,719
Speaker 1: Jesus Murphy. Here we fucking go. I will flip this

763
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:03,120
Speaker 1: fucking table right here. What do you mean you don't

764
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,839
Speaker 1: like cats? I don't trust the little bastards. Well, that's

765
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: because you don't know how to fucking deal with them

766
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: all this week. They're the most trastworthy things you can

767
00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,319
Speaker 1: you can have. Why do you fucking have a dog?

768
00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:18,919
Speaker 1: You think you can trast that fucking thing? He will

769
00:54:19,000 --> 00:54:22,000
Speaker 1: fucking bite you a quicker than you can look at him. Now,

770
00:54:22,120 --> 00:54:26,319
Speaker 1: are you cat biased or do you like dogs too

771
00:54:26,440 --> 00:54:30,000
Speaker 1: but just prefer cats more? I used to have a

772
00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,520
Speaker 1: big problem with dogs, but I must admit Wrecky got

773
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,440
Speaker 1: a dog a little while ago name cool Now, and

774
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: I was kind of I kind of dead like him

775
00:54:38,320 --> 00:54:40,439
Speaker 1: because he had a jute little face on him. Yeah.

776
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:44,400
Speaker 1: I can deal with dogs if I have to, But

777
00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,839
Speaker 1: if you if I gotta pack it's fucking kidd he's

778
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,440
Speaker 1: now Ricky and Julian were were Are those two fucking

779
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: guys now? I don't fucking know. I tried to get

780
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:56,480
Speaker 1: Wrecky here and he was passed out covered in past

781
00:54:57,840 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: so I couldn't bring him. And Julian I don't know

782
00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,799
Speaker 1: where he was. He was at the strip club. Are

783
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:04,560
Speaker 1: those guys? Are those are they are? They're hard to

784
00:55:04,640 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 1: like wrangle together. Oh, it's almost impossible to get them

785
00:55:08,800 --> 00:55:11,080
Speaker 1: to do anything. Recky's so high all the time. He

786
00:55:11,120 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 1: doesn't know where the funk he is. Give it up

787
00:55:14,520 --> 00:55:21,959
Speaker 1: a bubbles. You gotta get the crowd hyped. You gotta

788
00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:27,200
Speaker 1: get them hype. When I say wrapper, you say port rapper, rapper.

789
00:55:28,320 --> 00:55:34,560
Speaker 1: See that ship. Yeah that was pretty decent. Way that

790
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:39,719
Speaker 1: that was pretty good. When I say bubbles, you say bubbles, bubbles, bubbles,

791
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,840
Speaker 1: Well that's kind of fun because they're just repeating the

792
00:55:42,920 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 1: same word. You gotta try to break it up. Somehow. Now, listen,

793
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:58,799
Speaker 1: you've traveled the world, Yes, I have. Who the funk

794
00:55:58,920 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 1: was that the bubbles get bubbles? I tried, I try

795
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: not now, making eye contact with you it's tough. But

796
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Speaker 1: making eye contact with the crowd is it's what because

797
00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:13,680
Speaker 1: once you give them a little bit, they go crazy

798
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:20,120
Speaker 1: with the ship. Yeah, Gary Laser see that. He's referring

799
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Speaker 1: to specific kiddies that I own, Gary Laser Eyes got crabs. Actually,

800
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:30,080
Speaker 1: one of my kiddies got crabs. How do you get it? Well,

801
00:56:30,160 --> 00:56:33,600
Speaker 1: I opened a kitty Land Love Center, and I opened,

802
00:56:33,719 --> 00:56:37,720
Speaker 1: uh like a bubble shed and breakfast, and then Steve Roder,

803
00:56:37,880 --> 00:56:42,200
Speaker 1: the local news guy, was in their banging prostitutes. My

804
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:48,279
Speaker 1: kidd he's got crabs. Fucking bullshit. How do you deal

805
00:56:48,400 --> 00:56:51,279
Speaker 1: with this politically correct climate that we're in now? I

806
00:56:51,320 --> 00:56:54,239
Speaker 1: don't know how in Canada what it's like, but in America,

807
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,799
Speaker 1: every single thing we say everything, You got a real

808
00:56:58,640 --> 00:57:01,520
Speaker 1: a potty mouth. How do you deal with this? You

809
00:57:01,680 --> 00:57:04,600
Speaker 1: gotta fucking potty mouth? Holy fuck, you're out here dropping

810
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:08,359
Speaker 1: that songs like they're going out of fucking style, which

811
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Speaker 1: I think is you know, I quite enjoy it myself,

812
00:57:12,800 --> 00:57:14,920
Speaker 1: But I mean that's just the way we do. Everybody

813
00:57:14,960 --> 00:57:25,720
Speaker 1: in Canada talks that way, don't we. Yeah, I planned him.

814
00:57:25,840 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 1: I planned him in the crowd. That's my man, SuDS.

815
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Speaker 1: Now you've traveled the world, yes, a little bit. We

816
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 1: went to Australia and I've been to Japan. Have you

817
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 1: been to Japan? I haven't been. God damn it, man.

818
00:57:41,480 --> 00:57:44,960
Speaker 1: I was in Japan with guns and roses. That's why

819
00:57:45,000 --> 00:57:47,640
Speaker 1: I was in there, playing songs with guns and roses.

820
00:57:48,240 --> 00:57:50,600
Speaker 1: How did that work out for you? It was fantastic.

821
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Speaker 1: There's a lot of Asian ladies in Japan, Japan, a lot. Now,

822
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Speaker 1: would you be comfortable if we'd say a couple of

823
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:04,919
Speaker 1: specific questions from the fans? Yes? Absolutely? Can you see

824
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:07,480
Speaker 1: out there? Can you see what's going on? I don't

825
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,480
Speaker 1: mean no disrespect, I can see you. Just just go

826
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Speaker 1: to you can, okay? All right, So I'm gonna I'm

827
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Speaker 1: gonna monitor this um. Stand up you right there, and

828
00:58:16,720 --> 00:58:20,680
Speaker 1: then don't get crazy. I'll try to speak loud loud

829
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Speaker 1: cats you know. Oh that is not true. Bubbles, that's

830
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Speaker 1: a falsehood. Not true, bubbles, not true. I will flip

831
00:58:36,560 --> 00:58:42,240
Speaker 1: this focket table. It's not true. I love cats from afar.

832
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:44,840
Speaker 1: My mother has cats. I don't like them, I don't

833
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 1: speak to them, but I would never harm a cat. Now, listen,

834
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: you fuck that's not a question. That's called dry snitching. Yeah, okay, question,

835
00:58:56,720 --> 00:59:02,480
Speaker 1: stand up and just speak loud. Now, why would you

836
00:59:02,560 --> 00:59:05,840
Speaker 1: fucking high sight? I'm in Toronto. What do you think

837
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say? But the fucking leaves obviously maple leaf.

838
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 1: But I gotta qualify that with I am a fucking

839
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:18,760
Speaker 1: bed of a Wayne Gratzky disciple, so I cannot bad

840
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: moth the Edmonton Oilers. Okay, let's just qualify that right now. Now,

841
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:29,200
Speaker 1: as you know, a person from the States, we don't

842
00:59:29,360 --> 00:59:33,960
Speaker 1: really understand like the the the roots of of hockey

843
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:37,520
Speaker 1: the way you guys do. Wayne Gretzky and the Edmonton

844
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: Oilers Toronto maple leaves. Can you sort of explain that

845
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:43,200
Speaker 1: to me in layman terms? By Wayne Gratsky and the

846
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:46,720
Speaker 1: Evanson Oilers had a fucking dynasty from nine five on.

847
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:50,240
Speaker 1: They fucking won the cop They were unstoppable. Wayne Gratsky,

848
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:54,080
Speaker 1: park Offy, Gerry Curry, Mark Mata, Are you fucking kidding me?

849
00:59:55,040 --> 00:59:57,200
Speaker 1: That was one of the greatest dynasties in the history

850
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: of sports. He had a cartoon with Michael Jordan's waye

851
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:08,600
Speaker 1: Riskey to Michael Jordan, I ain't Gretzky, Michael Jordan, and

852
01:00:08,680 --> 01:00:15,560
Speaker 1: I forget who else was in there. Bo Jackson, that's right,

853
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:20,200
Speaker 1: Bo Jackson, Wayne Gretzky and Michael Jordan had a fucking cartoon. Alright, alright,

854
01:00:22,400 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: hold on, hold on, stand up, stand up, ask cloud please?

855
01:00:29,640 --> 01:00:34,880
Speaker 1: Oh that was fucked up. Let me tell you I

856
01:00:35,000 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: got I got to play against Dennis Rodman. He's a

857
01:00:38,880 --> 01:00:42,360
Speaker 1: bit of an odd bird. I gotta say. Did did

858
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:44,760
Speaker 1: he cry at any at any point during the game,

859
01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:47,320
Speaker 1: because every time I see this fucking guy's crying. No,

860
01:00:47,560 --> 01:00:50,400
Speaker 1: he didn't cry. He didn't cry. And we were in

861
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 1: this gigantic thing that had like six full size basketball courts.

862
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,920
Speaker 1: He walks in with two fucking Rotweilers and just lets

863
01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:02,120
Speaker 1: them go right away. There's people playing games, and the

864
01:01:02,240 --> 01:01:05,400
Speaker 1: dogs just start fucking running through games and people are

865
01:01:05,480 --> 01:01:09,800
Speaker 1: diving for their loves. It was unbelievable. And he had

866
01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:15,760
Speaker 1: fucking metal fingernails. He had metal fingernails, long list. It

867
01:01:15,920 --> 01:01:18,160
Speaker 1: was breaking me out. When you played did that? Did

868
01:01:18,200 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 1: he interfere with you at all? Well? No, I mean,

869
01:01:20,720 --> 01:01:26,080
Speaker 1: I never I'm not you know, clearly not that basketball inclined.

870
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm not tall or right, and I thought I might

871
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:31,560
Speaker 1: be able to take him out. But he's quite good.

872
01:01:31,640 --> 01:01:36,640
Speaker 1: He's good. Huh, he's pretty good. Yeah, Okay, stand up

873
01:01:36,720 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 1: question rant the top three idiots? Cop three? Well listen,

874
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,360
Speaker 1: but I'll tell you right now you might not want

875
01:01:51,400 --> 01:01:53,840
Speaker 1: a bad mouth Corey because he's here tonight and he'll

876
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:58,120
Speaker 1: fucking punch your right in the mouth. You think Corey'd

877
01:01:58,120 --> 01:02:01,400
Speaker 1: want to come out for a second? Corey's here, I

878
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:05,040
Speaker 1: saw him earlier. How about this? How about you take

879
01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:10,560
Speaker 1: a big high drawlic socking my knots oh, Bubbles too,

880
01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,400
Speaker 1: it was not too much. I like that kick that

881
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:17,840
Speaker 1: bubbles all right? Well, Bubbles, do you got anything planned

882
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:21,040
Speaker 1: for tonight? Your night out in Toronto, your big, big

883
01:02:21,160 --> 01:02:23,600
Speaker 1: night for Bubbles out in Toronto? I was thinking maybe

884
01:02:23,640 --> 01:02:26,920
Speaker 1: you and me? Oh yeah, but can you can you

885
01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 1: hook me up? You got any juice at the clubs?

886
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,439
Speaker 1: Out of here? I've got you know, I've got some ends,

887
01:02:32,440 --> 01:02:37,439
Speaker 1: as I got some cannacks. All right, sir, I'll be damn.

888
01:02:37,480 --> 01:02:40,880
Speaker 1: What about Moody? Can you get him in all their? Yes? Right,

889
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:44,000
Speaker 1: all right, well, listen. I appreciate I know the fans,

890
01:02:44,080 --> 01:02:48,040
Speaker 1: I know Canada appreciates, particularly Toronto, appreciate you coming to

891
01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,160
Speaker 1: rock with us. Let's give it up one more time

892
01:02:50,440 --> 01:02:54,479
Speaker 1: from bubbles. Thank you, thank you Gosh for happy thought.

893
01:02:54,560 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: Absolutely can you make it off the stage? And I

894
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: say rapper, You say poor rapper, Rapper? I like it yo.

895
01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:20,280
Speaker 1: I am Rapports Stereo Podcast Tour is real. It's real,

896
01:03:20,840 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 1: b I am Rappaport Stereo Podcast World Tour is real.

897
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: Saturday August four in New York City, Saturday August eighteen

898
01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:36,720
Speaker 1: in Houston, Texas, Wednesday August twenty two, and fucking Philadelphia,

899
01:03:36,840 --> 01:03:41,600
Speaker 1: Pennsylvania at Union Transfer. I cannot wait to play Philly

900
01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:46,560
Speaker 1: and Saturday August in Boston, Massachusetts. Work coming out there,

901
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:51,000
Speaker 1: Brady August. I am Rappaport Tour. You could get tickets

902
01:03:51,440 --> 01:03:56,960
Speaker 1: www dot. I am Rappaport Tour dot com. Come see me,

903
01:03:57,560 --> 01:03:59,880
Speaker 1: G Moody and you know we're always gonna have special

904
01:04:00,040 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 1: as all summer long. I am Rappaport Corp dot com.

905
01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:11,840
Speaker 1: What's good? Speaking of sick fox in a week, Yeah,

906
01:04:11,920 --> 01:04:27,280
Speaker 1: let's jump into a few rod. That's the sick funk

907
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:32,640
Speaker 1: of the Week soundtrack song. It's an award that has earned,

908
01:04:32,720 --> 01:04:38,840
Speaker 1: not given. It is an award that has earned, not given.

909
01:04:39,760 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 1: If you never listened to the Iron Rapport stereo podcast,

910
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 1: you'll know that not anybody you can get anointed as

911
01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,040
Speaker 1: sick funk of the week. He goes out to a

912
01:04:48,240 --> 01:04:57,280
Speaker 1: people with a certain and we got some beautes for

913
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:03,200
Speaker 1: you today. Yeah, speaking of six funds in a week,

914
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:10,000
Speaker 1: Larry Nasser does the name ring bells this piece of ship.

915
01:05:10,320 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: We don't anybody. He's complaining this guy who assaulted did

916
01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,920
Speaker 1: terrible things for terrible amounts of time. He's got a

917
01:05:19,040 --> 01:05:22,600
Speaker 1: lawyer who is the sick funk of the week because

918
01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:27,040
Speaker 1: he's trying to get less time on the three year

919
01:05:27,200 --> 01:05:34,760
Speaker 1: prison time, saying that Larry Nasser's judge was biased. That's

920
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,200
Speaker 1: when a judge is supposed to be biased. You piece

921
01:05:37,240 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: of ship. You Oh, he doesn't get a wonder bread bag.

922
01:05:44,400 --> 01:05:56,520
Speaker 1: He gets a little spit in some sandpaper. Damn all right.

923
01:05:57,000 --> 01:05:58,840
Speaker 1: This first sick funck in a week is a real

924
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:07,240
Speaker 1: like slope hitch. In Thailand, a Thai man cut off

925
01:06:09,480 --> 01:06:14,360
Speaker 1: his best friend's penis how he getting near his motherfucker

926
01:06:14,400 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 1: to do that? You couldn't come near me, and said

927
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: with that intention in a drunken fit. After one friend

928
01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:32,440
Speaker 1: tried to seduce the other friend tried to just seduce

929
01:06:32,560 --> 01:06:36,280
Speaker 1: his wife, but bad enough that he cut off his

930
01:06:36,720 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: best he called him it was his best friend, bad

931
01:06:39,840 --> 01:06:43,640
Speaker 1: enough that he cut off his best friend's loaf. He

932
01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:47,600
Speaker 1: then took the loaf and fed it to his dog.

933
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:56,120
Speaker 1: What what a friend? He could at least gave it

934
01:06:56,320 --> 01:07:01,360
Speaker 1: after you cut it. At least give it back. Lesson

935
01:07:01,480 --> 01:07:05,840
Speaker 1: learned you said you gotta dud it. Just give it back.

936
01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:09,000
Speaker 1: We're good. I fucked up. Don't give it, don't have

937
01:07:09,160 --> 01:07:14,320
Speaker 1: someone eat it. We're cool. I made a mistake. They

938
01:07:14,360 --> 01:07:17,240
Speaker 1: can reattach it. But the dog is digesting it now,

939
01:07:18,840 --> 01:07:30,520
Speaker 1: it's fucked up. That's terrible in Yeah, that's the humidity

940
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:32,440
Speaker 1: out there, and suck you up. I'm telling you, I

941
01:07:32,560 --> 01:07:34,800
Speaker 1: was just down there, and I have compassion for those

942
01:07:34,840 --> 01:07:38,360
Speaker 1: sick funs down there. You go nuts in that heat,

943
01:07:39,840 --> 01:07:42,280
Speaker 1: you get swamp ass, you get an infection, and then

944
01:07:42,320 --> 01:07:46,240
Speaker 1: you become a sick funt. I mean, it is a

945
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:50,200
Speaker 1: vicious cycle down there. You literally have no idea about

946
01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:53,000
Speaker 1: heat and humidity until you spend some time in Florida,

947
01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:57,040
Speaker 1: And then it all makes sense. The bath salts are

948
01:07:57,040 --> 01:08:01,000
Speaker 1: an attempt to escape neck saying. You know you're eating

949
01:08:01,080 --> 01:08:08,160
Speaker 1: people's faces naked, but asked naked in Volusia, Florida, Volusia County.

950
01:08:10,800 --> 01:08:13,160
Speaker 1: And you know ship's fucked up when you're in Toronto

951
01:08:13,240 --> 01:08:22,240
Speaker 1: and they're laughing at you. Yeah, playing, playing. I can

952
01:08:22,320 --> 01:08:25,200
Speaker 1: love it up here Toronto Film Festival. I was actually

953
01:08:25,280 --> 01:08:31,640
Speaker 1: up here Toronto Film Festival. Uh mirror Max Harvey Weinstein

954
01:08:31,720 --> 01:08:37,839
Speaker 1: bought me a leather jacket. Oh you mean a condom?

955
01:08:50,240 --> 01:08:59,880
Speaker 1: Can give him the humble work you stepped in that quick,

956
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:14,400
Speaker 1: am bro in Valosa, Florida. This now listen. I'm a

957
01:09:14,479 --> 01:09:16,760
Speaker 1: dog person. I don't like cats. You know about my

958
01:09:16,880 --> 01:09:21,240
Speaker 1: trials and tribulations with the cats. It's all true, it's

959
01:09:21,280 --> 01:09:23,040
Speaker 1: all real. I don't like him. I don't trust them.

960
01:09:23,040 --> 01:09:27,439
Speaker 1: I don't give a ship what bubble says. Um. A

961
01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:33,760
Speaker 1: guy was caught on video throwing kittens out of the

962
01:09:33,840 --> 01:09:39,640
Speaker 1: window of his moving car. This piece of ship is

963
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:44,080
Speaker 1: on the loose in Volosa County, Florida. Keep your eyes

964
01:09:44,320 --> 01:09:48,639
Speaker 1: open and your head on a swivel. Little kittens, God

965
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:52,280
Speaker 1: damn motherfucker's you can have in your hand like this,

966
01:09:52,439 --> 01:10:02,000
Speaker 1: this mom savage the unfriendly skies. This time it wasn't

967
01:10:02,040 --> 01:10:04,880
Speaker 1: the passengers. People who want to bring these dogs on

968
01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:08,680
Speaker 1: the planes, they don't have control of their dogs. This

969
01:10:08,840 --> 01:10:14,479
Speaker 1: is a real story. A scared dog, like a military

970
01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:21,760
Speaker 1: dog when batshit crazy on a plane, opening luggage compartments midflight.

971
01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:25,519
Speaker 1: How how does that happen? A dog? Wait? Wait? The

972
01:10:25,560 --> 01:10:28,400
Speaker 1: ship up up top? I probably like the low ones

973
01:10:28,439 --> 01:10:31,640
Speaker 1: A kid jump up there, because you know what I do.

974
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,080
Speaker 1: If I saw a fucking dog acting nuts on a plane,

975
01:10:34,120 --> 01:10:37,720
Speaker 1: fucking with the handles and take that fucker down, I

976
01:10:37,800 --> 01:10:44,000
Speaker 1: gotta tackle them. Yeah, they let that ship happen up there.

977
01:10:44,160 --> 01:10:46,599
Speaker 1: It was so out of control the dog. They had

978
01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:50,240
Speaker 1: to make an emergency land because imagine that ship. The pilots.

979
01:10:50,479 --> 01:10:52,560
Speaker 1: I would I would go, Yo, don't land. Put the

980
01:10:52,720 --> 01:10:55,080
Speaker 1: fucking dog in the bathroom. He will, He'll be all right.

981
01:10:55,560 --> 01:10:57,960
Speaker 1: We're not landing this plane in Cleveland for that. I

982
01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:01,920
Speaker 1: gotta make a fucking destination outland is ship man. We

983
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,479
Speaker 1: got a gig at the at the music hall in Toronto.

984
01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:14,960
Speaker 1: We're not landing the plane. Finally, there are more from Florida.

985
01:11:17,240 --> 01:11:19,040
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm like I'm like, like, you know,

986
01:11:19,160 --> 01:11:22,040
Speaker 1: like I'm being a bias towards Florida, like I'm discriminating.

987
01:11:22,520 --> 01:11:29,160
Speaker 1: I'm gonna skip that guy. This was in Nashville. You

988
01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:35,519
Speaker 1: said it a sick fuck named Brody Tyler Young. That's

989
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:38,519
Speaker 1: the name of a sick fuck. If you're in Nashville.

990
01:11:38,600 --> 01:11:41,160
Speaker 1: You've got three names that could all be first names.

991
01:11:41,920 --> 01:11:49,400
Speaker 1: Brody Tyler Young from Nashville. Red flag this guy. Oh

992
01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:52,240
Speaker 1: you never saw Brodie Tyler Young? Oh, look him up.

993
01:11:52,280 --> 01:11:57,360
Speaker 1: He looks like, Uh. He was found locked in the

994
01:11:57,479 --> 01:12:06,320
Speaker 1: bathroom stall of a McDonald's but ass naked doing jumping Jack's. Hey,

995
01:12:07,200 --> 01:12:10,920
Speaker 1: that's a safe space. Oh yeah, that's a new thing now.

996
01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:13,280
Speaker 1: You could get naked, in in in in the bathroom,

997
01:12:13,560 --> 01:12:15,800
Speaker 1: not a problem. The motherfucker who was working out in

998
01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:18,320
Speaker 1: that gym, he got naked, remember him in the gym.

999
01:12:19,080 --> 01:12:20,880
Speaker 1: He said it was a safe space, he said it

1000
01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: was a non judgment zone. But but not to do

1001
01:12:24,560 --> 01:12:28,519
Speaker 1: downward dog with your ass in the air. I'm gonna

1002
01:12:28,640 --> 01:12:31,639
Speaker 1: judge you as a sick fun if I'm in the gym,

1003
01:12:32,280 --> 01:12:34,519
Speaker 1: it's not You want to do a yoga class, great,

1004
01:12:34,720 --> 01:12:38,240
Speaker 1: you want to wear a banana hammock? Fine, you don't

1005
01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:41,800
Speaker 1: want to wear an old school jockstrap, okay, but to

1006
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:45,679
Speaker 1: be but ass in the yoga class were locking, y'all,

1007
01:12:47,200 --> 01:12:49,080
Speaker 1: and you'll kick you in your ass on the way

1008
01:12:49,120 --> 01:13:03,599
Speaker 1: out the happy beal. That's good man, Yeah, all right,

1009
01:13:06,320 --> 01:13:19,240
Speaker 1: talk a lot of ship, you Canadian cocksuckers, You hockey

1010
01:13:19,439 --> 01:13:25,800
Speaker 1: playing motherfucker's. I'll take my fucking hockey stick and push

1011
01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:29,880
Speaker 1: your fucking head. You can't control your fucking dog on

1012
01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:34,600
Speaker 1: the fucking plank. If you got any questions from you,

1013
01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:50,599
Speaker 1: your Moody in the back long hand, yeah, oh yeah,

1014
01:13:51,040 --> 01:13:54,840
Speaker 1: by way before you answer that question, just just to

1015
01:13:55,080 --> 01:13:58,519
Speaker 1: just to put a period exclamation point on it. Did

1016
01:13:58,640 --> 01:14:07,680
Speaker 1: g Moody dunked the basket? Them all? What? The customers

1017
01:14:07,760 --> 01:14:11,320
Speaker 1: are always right? All right? So I'm gonna do it again, y'all.

1018
01:14:12,400 --> 01:14:18,679
Speaker 1: That's it. That all that all? Okay. What I'm gonna

1019
01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:20,720
Speaker 1: do is we're gonna line up quick is they'll kick

1020
01:14:20,800 --> 01:14:22,840
Speaker 1: us out, and I do not want to do other

1021
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,200
Speaker 1: meet and greet and pictures on the street. We're gonna

1022
01:14:25,200 --> 01:14:28,040
Speaker 1: do it quick, civilized. I will do it with everybody formally,

1023
01:14:28,600 --> 01:14:30,719
Speaker 1: uh you know, in a you know, formal way, because

1024
01:14:30,840 --> 01:14:33,880
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how much we appreciate performing for

1025
01:14:34,040 --> 01:14:44,719
Speaker 1: you guys. All right, you would a beard? Thank you quick?

1026
01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:55,439
Speaker 1: Two yes, yes, and I'll be on a wrap up

1027
01:14:55,479 --> 01:15:05,360
Speaker 1: show Monday. But one more in the back. Yeah, what's

1028
01:15:05,360 --> 01:15:09,720
Speaker 1: going on with this? Unfortunately the show White Famous, which

1029
01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:12,320
Speaker 1: I love doing, got caught up in the politics of

1030
01:15:12,400 --> 01:15:15,880
Speaker 1: show business and they canceled it. Listen, I don't want

1031
01:15:15,920 --> 01:15:17,400
Speaker 1: to get I don't want to. I want to make

1032
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:24,040
Speaker 1: sure I hand everybody uh tickets for the Big Three tomorrow. Um, well,

1033
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:26,080
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna have you guys come this way

1034
01:15:26,120 --> 01:15:28,200
Speaker 1: and this way. We're gonna meet and greet before they

1035
01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:30,320
Speaker 1: kick us out. Right, where do we do it? All?

1036
01:15:30,560 --> 01:15:37,000
Speaker 1: Jordan's what towards the lobby? Yo, is our pleasure to do.

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01:15:37,080 --> 01:15:38,360
Speaker 1: We want it, we don't want to get kicked out,

1038
01:15:38,400 --> 01:15:40,479
Speaker 1: so we will do it quick. I'll meet you guys

1039
01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:43,559
Speaker 1: up there. Don't don't worry, don't rush, don't push, don't shove.

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01:15:43,880 --> 01:16:01,479
Speaker 1: We'll see you up there in two minutes. It stop out,

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01:16:01,479 --> 01:16:03,320
Speaker 1: the count out out now autome