Speaker 1: Forever.
Speaker 2: Hi high, hih my neck, my back, My neck and
Speaker 2: my back. I am hurting. Somebody wore it else. Now,
Speaker 2: that is not why that's hurting.
Speaker 3: You fell out the bed.
Speaker 2: No, I had a migraine for two days and I'm
Speaker 2: still suffering from that migraine. I was having like spasms
Speaker 2: and stuff. Yeah, and I still have a headache. So
Speaker 2: now this is going on like four days. I got
Speaker 2: that coronavirus.
Speaker 3: That's what it is, you know. And I was going
Speaker 3: to say something, but I didn't want to seem insensitive
Speaker 3: because people will be calling me the mean friend.
Speaker 4: But I think Sydney, MI could have coronavirus.
Speaker 2: My dad means you'll all got it.
Speaker 4: So everybody listening.
Speaker 5: A month from now. So we don't know where we'll
Speaker 5: be with the coronavirus.
Speaker 3: We know somebody in the United States. Somebody in the
Speaker 3: United States just dies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's only going higher.
Speaker 2: And so this is right on time.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, it's not late, it's not early, it's right
Speaker 3: on time. Always tell when you come, always and day
Speaker 3: who Okay, Well, I'm uh, I'm dealing with some some
Speaker 3: a difficult life choice right now. Okay, let's talk about it.
Speaker 3: So I want to grow my hair back. I think
Speaker 3: it's time. I'm sorry, do you just have loose I'd
Speaker 3: be profit on the table right now. I told you
Speaker 3: I am, but loose pills. People from all over New
Speaker 3: York come and sit at this dusty as table with
Speaker 3: their sleeves on it, and you just got your Okay,
Speaker 3: that's how you got coronaviruses.
Speaker 4: You're gross well disgusting there, it is, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: Anyway back to my crisis.
Speaker 3: I want to grow my hair back, and uh so,
Speaker 3: part of me is like, I want to start growing
Speaker 3: it back now so I can get braids for the summer.
Speaker 3: You know, black women, summertime is braids time. But then
Speaker 3: another part of me.
Speaker 4: Is like, should I just be bald for the summer because.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be hot and I can learn how to
Speaker 3: swim and I don't have to worry about chlorine that's
Speaker 3: in with my hair. And then the third part of me,
Speaker 3: because it's three parts, you know, father son and the
Speaker 3: shady spirit, the third part of me is like, I
Speaker 3: just want to get a flat top, Grace Jones flat top,
Speaker 3: So help let me figure this out.
Speaker 2: It's twenty twenty, friends, there's so many things you could do.
Speaker 2: You could grow your hair out. You could wear a
Speaker 2: wig on top. You you could grow out to a
Speaker 2: flat top and then take it off then let your
Speaker 2: hair breathe. You can flip back to the wig, break
Speaker 2: it up, have some more time, and.
Speaker 3: Then your hair. By then your hair is already enough.
Speaker 3: It's just already a butt length down to my butt. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so you're I mean, this is all doable. Yeah, but
Speaker 3: I'm part of like I'm trying to. I want to
Speaker 3: start growing it out now right. It's the beginning of
Speaker 3: the year. I feel like it's gonna take me two
Speaker 3: and a half cool years to grow my hair back
Speaker 3: to the length that it was. So six months is along,
Speaker 3: I think for me to get some braids. But I'm like,
Speaker 3: should I just be bald? If I can't do both?
Speaker 2: You got rock paper scissors, because I'm like, what.
Speaker 3: I mean, thank you for all your support through this
Speaker 3: difficult times. No, I thank you for all of the
Speaker 3: help I just gave me. Well, you said you said
Speaker 3: you don't know what you want to do. I told
Speaker 3: you that you look fantastic without hair. Oh. You know
Speaker 3: what is so annoying about that statement is everyone told
Speaker 3: me not to shave my hair off. They were like, y,
Speaker 3: your hair is your brand and now I want to
Speaker 3: grow it back. And people are like, no, this is
Speaker 3: who you are. Now. You look good. Bald, be bald, live,
Speaker 3: live bald.
Speaker 5: Well, did you like being bald last summer?
Speaker 3: I was bald at the I shaved my hair in August,
Speaker 3: so I wasn't really bald for the summer. Got it,
Speaker 3: But you know, I've got got a month. I got
Speaker 3: a month, then it's fine. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't like being bald, so I think I'm just
Speaker 4: gonna grow it out.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that you should do whatever makes you feel good,
Speaker 2: because if you're listening to people and it's making you
Speaker 2: angry when they talk, then you should probably.
Speaker 4: It's not people. I'm not making me angry looking at
Speaker 4: my photos.
Speaker 2: It's making me angry.
Speaker 3: People don't make me mad.
Speaker 4: I make me mad. Okay, I'm looking at the photos
Speaker 4: and I'm.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, what what is my forehead doing here? Like
Speaker 3: if there was like a clip on bang that was
Speaker 3: the same texture and color as my hair, I'm.
Speaker 2: So tired of you. Stop it. I would just add that,
Speaker 2: you know, absolutely not.
Speaker 4: My forehead is huge.
Speaker 3: It's really not Wow, that's because I'd be wearing my
Speaker 3: hat's just right. I've perfected leaning it forward, bring it
Speaker 3: to my bro Well.
Speaker 2: The thing is, if you keep covering your forehead every
Speaker 2: time you take it off, that's what makes it be like, Oh,
Speaker 2: it's so big because you're not having it out.
Speaker 4: Is that coming from an expert, an expert forehead witness, Thank.
Speaker 3: You so much.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean I had bangs for like a decade
Speaker 2: because I didn't want anybody to see my forehead. And
Speaker 2: then I finally took my bangs off and I was like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, my forehead is so big. But it's
Speaker 2: just like, after like a couple of months, then I
Speaker 2: kind of grew into my forehead and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's not that bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's different. You have hair and a forehead.
Speaker 3: I don't have hair. I don't have hair and a forehead,
Speaker 3: and it just looks like my whole head is a forehead.
Speaker 2: My hairline just be fucking me up. So it, honestly,
Speaker 2: it could be either.
Speaker 3: Or I don't know. So I was I've been on
Speaker 3: YouTube watching wig videos and trying to order like a
Speaker 3: bomb ass blunt bob Wig and all of the wigs
Speaker 3: are trash. I think what I think, what we've learned
Speaker 3: from YouTube is these hair companies send the good wigs
Speaker 3: to the YouTubers and send regular crappy, synthetic pube wigs
Speaker 3: to paying consumers. So I think what you gotta do
Speaker 3: is you gotta order the hair like nice hair, and
Speaker 3: then make like have somebody make you a wig. Yes,
Speaker 3: and that's how you get a good wig. Yeah. I agree.
Speaker 3: So the lady who did the lady who.
Speaker 2: Did my wigs, she's good.
Speaker 3: Okay, we'll go ahead.
Speaker 2: Marianne, go ahead and send me her contact friend.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll hit her up for a week making service.
Speaker 2: Marianne is a very West Indian and very particular and.
Speaker 4: West Indian in particular.
Speaker 3: I mean, she'd be late, but she wants you to
Speaker 3: be on time exactly, Moon, No, that is Mary.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: How dare you make her wait to the tea?
Speaker 3: Yeah? To the tea? You know that's my people.
Speaker 2: I gotta text her and be like, Yo, my wig
Speaker 2: is woof? Can you glue it back on?
Speaker 3: I feel like at this point you should know when
Speaker 3: her birthday is, what her anniversary is. Did you hit
Speaker 3: her up with a Happy New Year's text I did, Okay,
Speaker 3: well there we go.
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 4: That's a friend now, quite thoughtful. She's gonna be your
Speaker 4: maid of honor friend.
Speaker 2: Maybe she might be on call. She might be on call.
Speaker 2: She definitely doing my hair active wedding.
Speaker 3: Wow. Uh that was a hot breath.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's this is fucking struggle last week. Obviously, you
Speaker 2: know when this comes out, you guys know it's gonna
Speaker 2: be late. But I mean, a bitch is really going
Speaker 2: through it. February has been kind of rough. January was
Speaker 2: absolutely rough.
Speaker 3: January was rough for you.
Speaker 2: I just think there's like just bad vibes for January.
Speaker 2: And then Kobe died and it was just like, oh,
Speaker 2: there were so many people who were dying before Kobe.
Speaker 2: They just we just didn't know them, like to be
Speaker 2: famous people. But a lot of a lot of friends
Speaker 2: of friends was like, oh this person, like my you know,
Speaker 2: a friend died.
Speaker 3: Oh. But I mean, not to take away from what
Speaker 3: you're saying, but people literally die every single day.
Speaker 2: No, but I just don't be hearing about it until, like,
Speaker 2: you know, it's just too much on Instagram. You gotta
Speaker 2: log out of that shit because then you'd be taking
Speaker 2: on all this stuff You're like, I don't even know
Speaker 2: these people.
Speaker 3: Oh my. Yesterday I was reading the reports of the
Speaker 3: helicopter crash. I was like, what am I doing? Like?
Speaker 3: What why am I doing this?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, what was the rears?
Speaker 3: What? You know? This said that the engine was intact
Speaker 3: when it hit the ground, So something about the fog
Speaker 3: the drive.
Speaker 4: It was the pilot made.
Speaker 3: An error and that's why the helicopter crashed. It wasn't
Speaker 3: like a technical thing. It wasn't.
Speaker 2: There was nothing wrong with the helicopter, is what I'm reading.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I was looking at the flight patterns. It's a lot.
Speaker 3: It was a lot witness photos of the helicopter in
Speaker 3: the in the sky.
Speaker 2: What was the witness photo?
Speaker 3: Sidney? I just said that it was too much for
Speaker 3: me last night, and you want me to get into it,
Speaker 3: which you today and the way you talked about I'm
Speaker 3: just saying that, like this Kobe thing is like every
Speaker 3: day a new thing comes out. I was on his
Speaker 3: wife's page yesterday looking at the daughter's eighth grade.
Speaker 4: Jersey retirement ceremony. Wait what you watched all the videos?
Speaker 5: I watched like a lot of it. I was like, no,
Speaker 5: why am I watching this? It's so depressing, so sad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's fucking depressing. It's absolutely depressing. And then, uh,
Speaker 2: you know I watched about you know, Gail King was
Speaker 2: talking to Leslie Jones, No, Lisa Leslie.
Speaker 3: She was talking Jones.
Speaker 2: Sorry, she was talking to Lisa Leslie, and you know,
Speaker 2: she brought up the rape allegations or whatever, like does
Speaker 2: it mess up his legacy? Does it make it complicated?
Speaker 2: And Leslie was just like, why are you trying to
Speaker 2: catch me out here like that?
Speaker 3: I know the Snoop Dogg called her a funky dog
Speaker 3: hair dog haired bitch, Snoop it, I'm gonna do it.
Speaker 4: It was like, who are you talking to? Uncle Snoop listener?
Speaker 5: He had a Cosby come in to play with this.
Speaker 3: So Snoop Dogg. I didn't even see the Gail interview,
Speaker 3: but I saw the Snoop video because I saw the
Speaker 3: I care about the real news. And so Snoop was like,
Speaker 3: how dare you question?
Speaker 5: You?
Speaker 3: And Oprah are always questioning, uh, these black men for
Speaker 3: what they do and tarnishing their names, but what about
Speaker 3: like Weinstein and blah blah blah blah blah. And he
Speaker 3: was like free Bill Cosby, like he said all this stuff.
Speaker 3: He said all this stuff that people were like, okay, right,
Speaker 3: word on, huh. And then he was like free Bill.
Speaker 3: And then Bill Cosby tweeted from jail or his team tweeted,
Speaker 3: and he's like, brother snoop, pull up your pants or
Speaker 3: whatever he said. And somebody commented and was like, I
Speaker 3: thought you were blind, Like how you tweeting and you blind?
Speaker 3: But you know, they got computers in jail.
Speaker 2: So I think that's how this is so fucking messy.
Speaker 2: Is it like a business center?
Speaker 3: No? I think that, Like, you know, how you can
Speaker 3: get on the phone when you're in jail for like
Speaker 3: X amount of minutes or whatever. I think you can
Speaker 3: like do that online. That's how people be, you know,
Speaker 3: getting online pen pals from.
Speaker 2: Prison, and that's how they be having Instagrams and uploading
Speaker 2: stuff from face.
Speaker 4: No, they be having phones in their cells.
Speaker 3: Like some somebody slid in my DMS and it was
Speaker 3: clearly a man in prison, and he was like all
Speaker 3: his posts were like fuzzy. I think he took all
Speaker 3: the pictures on a BlackBerry, but he was. He slid
Speaker 3: in my DMS and was like, what's up? What you doing?
Speaker 3: In three to five years.
Speaker 4: Or whatever the hell his question was.
Speaker 2: It was like blucked, But.
Speaker 5: How do you even charge a phone in prison?
Speaker 3: Though?
Speaker 5: Because they don't they outlets and.
Speaker 3: They make alcohol in a toilet. I'm sure they can
Speaker 3: make a battery out of a poop. Turn a doodle turn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So that was that was rough, And like Gail
Speaker 2: is like blaming CBS and it's like, sis.
Speaker 3: Well, well, so realistically, when are we supposed to talk
Speaker 3: about this Kobe Bryant thing? You know?
Speaker 2: You know when we could have talked about it when
Speaker 2: the nigga was alive, Nobody was mentioning that for years.
Speaker 2: I mean for I didn't forget, I didn't forget about it.
Speaker 2: But it was like all of a sudden, as soon
Speaker 2: as he dies, we're all talking about it. When when
Speaker 2: he when he won all those championships, nobody was talking
Speaker 2: about anything.
Speaker 3: They were talking about it. Dave Chappelle has a whole
Speaker 3: bit on the Kobe thing. When when all of that
Speaker 3: came out, it was a big deal, like when it
Speaker 3: came out, so much so that like years later, when
Speaker 3: Vanessa was going to divorce him, Drake had that whole
Speaker 3: He wasn't with me shooting in the gym line, Yes,
Speaker 3: that was all like right after all that had happened.
Speaker 3: But Chappelle's joke about it. He says that the girl
Speaker 3: dropped the chart just because she showed up to the
Speaker 3: hospital with a different man semen in her underwear, So
Speaker 3: that's why she.
Speaker 4: Because it was like, what was you doing this? Like
Speaker 4: where is this?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 4: Anyway, it's messy.
Speaker 3: The whole thing is messy. The whole thing is messy.
Speaker 2: But I'm saying, yes, all of that is valid, and
Speaker 2: I get it. But when he was winning for the Lakers,
Speaker 2: nobody was mentioned in that shit.
Speaker 4: People were still.
Speaker 3: Talking about it, just it wasn't as much as they're
Speaker 3: talking about it right now. But you know, the same
Speaker 3: way that they won't let Michael Vick do anything affiliated
Speaker 3: with football anymore because of them dogs. There was always
Speaker 3: somebody in the background when Kobe did something that was like, yeah,
Speaker 3: but he's a rapist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. I just it wasn't as prevalent.
Speaker 2: I was not hearing it at all, to be honest.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like it was expunged, but it definitely was not.
Speaker 2: When he retired. It wasn't like, yeah, thank god he retired.
Speaker 2: He's a rapist, Like I didn't hear any of that.
Speaker 3: Like, you know, he's been he's working, he was working
Speaker 3: with little girls. If he's such a bad guy, why
Speaker 3: would people trust him with their children because he had
Speaker 3: rings sis.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, this is stuff that you talk
Speaker 2: about when somebody can defend themselves, you just when somebody dies.
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't know the Michael Jackson stuff he
Speaker 2: was went to court that everybody was still talking about
Speaker 2: it to the day, to the day he died. They
Speaker 2: had always talked about him messing with little boys, but
Speaker 2: Kobe was like, yeah, they talked about it in those
Speaker 2: first couple of years, but then after a while.
Speaker 3: It was kind of like, all right, well, I mean
Speaker 3: we're talking about it for a couple of years, but like, realistically,
Speaker 3: what new information is coming out about this that we're
Speaker 3: still talking about it? Nothing?
Speaker 4: Nothing, absolutely enough, So what is there to talk about.
Speaker 2: They just want to mention it. It's to tarnish the guy.
Speaker 2: It's not right. I don't think it's right.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's like a news story though, right, It's
Speaker 5: just like, hey, like let's talk about something. Joe Brian's
Speaker 5: in the news. Let's talk about this because people will
Speaker 5: click on it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, sure were.
Speaker 3: But also it's always gonna be an asterisk next to
Speaker 3: Kobe Bryant's name because of that, you know, always.
Speaker 2: The crazy thing is is that he's the only person
Speaker 2: that I've seen who's been in a case and said
Speaker 2: put out a whole thing like I am sorry, I
Speaker 2: did not know, I didn't know the situation. Please don't
Speaker 2: blame her. It is not her fault.
Speaker 3: Like he put out a whole statement that you rarely
Speaker 3: get from any of.
Speaker 2: These guys that's on has a charge like that. Any
Speaker 2: they'll never be like, please don't blame this woman.
Speaker 3: So it's just like, okay, like I don't know, you
Speaker 3: accuse me of something I'm saying, I'm blaming you.
Speaker 4: You accuse me, Marie Fasson, of doing something that I
Speaker 4: didn't do.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like, this is a witch hunt, this
Speaker 3: is racism, this is anti Caribbean, this is anti seasoned food.
Speaker 3: Like I'm just I'm attacking. I'm lashing out at you
Speaker 3: for attacking me. But I don't know. I guess when
Speaker 3: you're rich and successful and you can pay somebody to
Speaker 3: go away, you don't really have to dwell on them
Speaker 3: no more, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like, nah, I don't think that. I think he was.
Speaker 2: Just like when I was thinking about that, and like
Speaker 2: a lot of situations that were happening in college with
Speaker 2: me and just other friends, It's like.
Speaker 4: Dude, those situations happened to college, just like, oh.
Speaker 2: You you're drunk, the other person is drunk. We fool around,
Speaker 2: We wake up, don't really remember what happened. Like that's
Speaker 2: suspect we were.
Speaker 3: Not we were the same age. We both drunk, We
Speaker 3: wake up, We don't know. That's not that's not it's
Speaker 3: not the same thing. That's not consent.
Speaker 2: We were making out and then all of a sudden
Speaker 2: one of us black out and the other person keeps
Speaker 2: going that's rape.
Speaker 3: But does the person if you're both drunk, does the
Speaker 3: person that you're hooking up with, know that you blacked out?
Speaker 3: Since like when people, when you're drunk and you black out,
Speaker 3: you don't necessarily pass out. You'll be out and about
Speaker 3: and moving around. You just will completely forget what you did, won't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't mean that you're not.
Speaker 5: Like the people can tell. I've like I've only blacked
Speaker 5: out once and I came back from being blacked out and.
Speaker 3: Like, where was you?
Speaker 5: A very bad bar in Chinatown?
Speaker 3: Oh? You was asking for troubal.
Speaker 5: I totally was. However, I really got what I signed
Speaker 5: up for. When I came back from being blacked out. Yeah,
Speaker 5: three guys were like on like they were just there.
Speaker 2: Yeah they no, no, they were around.
Speaker 5: They were all playing a part with me, And I
Speaker 5: was like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 3: By yourself? What happened for him?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I was all by myself.
Speaker 2: You just oh, okay, okay. Now I'm like very concerned.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I know, And it's just like I don't
Speaker 5: get that crazy. I think something happened, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 5: but people, you know, you know, if you're blacked out,
Speaker 5: people can probably tell, you know, I.
Speaker 3: Okay, if you're blackout and the people around you are sober,
Speaker 3: then yes, they can probably tell. But if everybody's drinking
Speaker 3: and we're all getting slappy, I'm not paying attention to
Speaker 3: how drunk or sober you are. I'm trying to pretend
Speaker 3: that I'm sober still, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: That's what I totally agree with that, But I'm also saying,
Speaker 2: at the end of the day, somebody could get up
Speaker 2: out of a blackout and was like what happened? And
Speaker 2: then they were like, well we had sex and You're like,
Speaker 2: but wait.
Speaker 5: I wasn't there for that.
Speaker 3: I didn't. Really, that's the.
Speaker 2: Way I want to go.
Speaker 4: That's what college is.
Speaker 3: This is what you're describing is college to me, not
Speaker 3: my experience, but I feel like that's how most people
Speaker 3: go through those four years. There's a lot of party
Speaker 3: and it's a lot of sex with people that you
Speaker 3: didn't necessarily want to sleep with.
Speaker 2: And that's not I mean, that's nothing to just throw out.
Speaker 2: It was college. Like it's that's like, it's it's a problem,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Sidney, it's a problem that can be the campaign
Speaker 3: platform that you run on when you run for office.
Speaker 3: I will never stop giving the kids liquor, but never
Speaker 3: stop drinking these liquors. Problem.
Speaker 5: I think it's the people that are participating obviously, Right.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't understand. Okay, all I'm trying to say
Speaker 3: is what Sidney's saying is not the same as what
Speaker 3: Kobe went through. Okay. I don't know what alcohol was
Speaker 3: involved in that far as I know he was sober
Speaker 3: when it went down. I don't know if she was
Speaker 3: shrunk or not. But you're saying that you when you're
Speaker 3: saying that your situations in college were similar to that.
Speaker 3: But I don't think that that's the same thing. It's
Speaker 3: not the same thing.
Speaker 2: But you could definitely be in a situation, situation where
Speaker 2: somebody thinks that you're down, but in the in the
Speaker 2: back of your head, you're like, I don't really want
Speaker 2: to do this.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, well I've been sober and in the back
Speaker 3: of my mindset, I don't really want to do this,
Speaker 3: and then I still did it right, you know. But
Speaker 3: that's you know, I.
Speaker 2: Mean, there's like very like loopholes and Catch twenty two's
Speaker 2: with like what people feel is rape and what's not
Speaker 2: rape and what's like someone being a predator. I mean,
Speaker 2: there's it's just so much involved. So like, yes, there
Speaker 2: was no real proof, but I mean, just to throw
Speaker 2: away like, oh, I remember when it was going on,
Speaker 2: they were like, oh, you know, she's a white woman
Speaker 2: trying to bring.
Speaker 3: This successful black man down, and I'm like, yes, that
Speaker 3: does happen.
Speaker 2: That does happen. I'm not throwing that out. But also
Speaker 2: I've seen plenty of you know, black women say that
Speaker 2: they've been raping They're like, oh, this black woman is
Speaker 2: trying to take down this man, like it's all to
Speaker 2: protect the man that's home.
Speaker 3: Yes it is. It is all to protect that man.
Speaker 3: But also when you realistically take a step back, all
Speaker 3: Star weekend, you know, the NBA Finals, the Draft weekend, whatever,
Speaker 3: there are women who go to these events fully prepared
Speaker 3: to trap somebody. Yes, they go.
Speaker 2: With their condos with the holes punched in them.
Speaker 3: They go with their you know, their finest fashion over blouse,
Speaker 3: they got their like seventy eight inch Brazilian virgin remy hair,
Speaker 3: and they know what they know where these people are
Speaker 3: gonna be. They're women that like they can get into
Speaker 3: these VIPs no problem because they got the right look,
Speaker 3: they got the right connections, they can slip some money
Speaker 3: to the bouncer whatever, whatever. There are women who that's
Speaker 3: what they set out to do. They go out and
Speaker 3: maybe some of them are pooring things in some of
Speaker 3: these men's drinks or whatever, so that these men don't remember,
Speaker 3: like that's the thing that also happened. No, that's definitely
Speaker 3: a thing.
Speaker 2: But you know, I remember when Kevin Hart was caught
Speaker 2: in that scandal, he was like, oh, my boys wasn't around.
Speaker 2: It's like, you're a married man whose wife is pregnant.
Speaker 2: You were not supposed to be in that situation where
Speaker 2: he said his boys wasn't around, and that's why that happened. Yep,
Speaker 2: that's exactly in a documentary.
Speaker 3: What a dumbass.
Speaker 2: That's what he said. That exactly, that's exactly what he said.
Speaker 2: He was like, pretty much, it was his boy's fault
Speaker 2: because they were supposed to be there to protect him.
Speaker 3: It was his dick's fault and his brain. Yes, that
Speaker 3: part my boys shut up. I don't know, it's crazy
Speaker 3: and I don't know if I could. I mean, I
Speaker 3: have a friend, right, he told me that he was in.
Speaker 2: Toronto, m hm, right or something like that.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, he was here in the States. He's
Speaker 3: in the United States, and he went out. He was
Speaker 3: at this bar. He met this woman while he was
Speaker 3: getting a drink. They're talking, they have a couple of drinks.
Speaker 3: Wakes up in jail. What doesn't remember anything? What in jail?
Speaker 3: He's like, what happened? Apparently this woman was with these
Speaker 3: people she slipped him something.
Speaker 4: Yes, he blacks out.
Speaker 3: Yes, there's video of her and these people that she's
Speaker 3: with putting him in their car taking him to various
Speaker 3: ATMs around town, wipe out his accounts. Then after they
Speaker 3: get all his money, they just leave him on the street.
Speaker 3: He's wandering in the street. It's early in the morning,
Speaker 3: late night. A cop comes over and it's like, hey,
Speaker 3: what's going on? Are you okay?
Speaker 4: Friends? He thinks the cop is trying to attack him.
Speaker 2: Definitely didn't say hey, friend, well this person is white.
Speaker 3: This cop is like, hey, buddy, you good, and he
Speaker 3: thought the cop was trying to like attack him. Punches
Speaker 3: the cop in the face. Oh shit, punches the cop
Speaker 3: in the face, maybe broke his nose something wild. Goes
Speaker 3: to jail, but he doesn't remember anything after meeting this woman. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The only reason he well, I mean, it's a couple
Speaker 4: of reasons why he's okay.
Speaker 3: He is white, Yes, yes, yes, he had his family
Speaker 3: had enough money to like get a good lawyer to
Speaker 3: like look through all the tapes and say, well, he
Speaker 3: wasn't in the right frame of mind for this, absolutely,
Speaker 3: you know. Then I don't know the specifics, but the judges,
Speaker 3: the judge dropped the charges because they I think they
Speaker 3: paid the judge off or something like that. Anyway, whatever
Speaker 3: allegedly allegedly that's okay, But like, so for Andrew, for
Speaker 3: you to say that you were out by yourself getting drunk,
Speaker 3: and for you, I know, Sidney, that you used to
Speaker 3: go out and party by yourself and get drunk.
Speaker 4: I'm a terrified of that.
Speaker 5: Like I'm always Also, I don't know about you, but
Speaker 5: I was twenty one at the time, and you not right,
Speaker 5: seid of mine. You're not thinking clearly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you leave your house sober at twenty one,
Speaker 3: and you say I'm gonna go get like you're in
Speaker 3: the right friend mind when you leave your house.
Speaker 5: Yes, right, But I get there and I believe something
Speaker 5: probably happened to one of my drinks that night, okay.
Speaker 2: Because which could have happened if you were with a friend.
Speaker 5: Too, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so it could have happened to both of
Speaker 2: y'all two.
Speaker 5: Truly, And so I don't know. I just yeah, no,
Speaker 5: because I wasn't drinking that much, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 5: I just don't remember things. Yeah, And then I remember leaving,
Speaker 5: and I was like, I didn't throw up the next morning.
Speaker 5: It was just a very strange thing, you know, Like
Speaker 5: I wasn't hungover.
Speaker 3: So when you left did you walk home? You remember
Speaker 3: how you got home.
Speaker 5: I walked home and I was fine, but I was like,
Speaker 5: that was like a really weird experience.
Speaker 2: Now, if you would have got roofied, yeah, you would
Speaker 2: have been out Like I got roofeed and I had
Speaker 2: to go to the hospital and then they had to
Speaker 2: like pump your state had no not pump my stomach.
Speaker 2: But they gave me ivy and it was a lot
Speaker 2: like I threw up. It was where were you when
Speaker 2: you got roofeed? I was at this place that's shut down,
Speaker 2: I mean stop drop, open up shop. Oh no, I
Speaker 2: was at Tomte's Playhouse.
Speaker 3: Oh.
Speaker 2: I used to love sent that place. It was so fun,
Speaker 2: music was great and I would go there all the time.
Speaker 3: Everybody knew me.
Speaker 2: I had like friends that was a bartender, I like
Speaker 2: security guard knew me, the owner knew. Everybody knew me
Speaker 2: because I would always be there. But one night, just
Speaker 2: by myself. You know, I didn't really drink that much.
Speaker 2: I only had like a shot and a beer, and
Speaker 2: somebody had put something in my beer, or I might
Speaker 2: have picked up somebody else's beer. I don't know, but
Speaker 2: I got for sure roofeed, and it was it was
Speaker 2: so scary. But the first thing my friend who came
Speaker 2: to pick up who came to pick me up, He
Speaker 2: was like, I girl, why are you by yourself? Like
Speaker 2: you know, stuff like this is going to happen. It's like, hey, hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: don't blame me. I should be able to go out
Speaker 2: if I want to and not get roofeed'ry.
Speaker 4: That is true, but also there.
Speaker 3: Is strength in numbers, like I if I don't know,
Speaker 3: I what is that? The same thing? Why are you
Speaker 3: out here by yourself? Like drinking?
Speaker 2: Why why are people out here roofing?
Speaker 3: Like yes, yeah, one hundred percent agree with both of you,
Speaker 3: but also why are you out here by yourself? Like
Speaker 3: I'm I Also I think that you can. I can
Speaker 3: agree with you and then also agree with your.
Speaker 5: Friend for a variety of reasons. You go out to
Speaker 5: the bar by yourself, you're obviously not you know, content, Like,
Speaker 5: obviously you don't have any friends to go out with,
Speaker 5: you still want to have fun and participate.
Speaker 3: I find it highly unlikely that Sidney didn't have any
Speaker 3: friends to go out with Sidney.
Speaker 5: And maybe this is just me projected.
Speaker 3: Hello welllollol, But yeah, I don't know for me to
Speaker 3: want to just go out and be out there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, twenty one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I wasn't twenty one.
Speaker 3: I was. I was grown, okay, I was. She was
Speaker 3: twenty two. I was okay, I was fair.
Speaker 2: I was like twenty five, twenty six.
Speaker 3: She was grown.
Speaker 2: I was grown. But it was just like I have
Speaker 2: been out with my friends. I've been I've had friends
Speaker 2: who've got roofed with other friends. I mean just when
Speaker 2: you're in the nightclub situations, that stuff happens. And I've
Speaker 2: seen like, oh, something had happened to a friend and
Speaker 2: the friends were nowhere to be found.
Speaker 3: Yeah. You just go out with your friends. You're not
Speaker 3: necessarily gonna be joined at the hip.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And so anytime I went out with my friends, I
Speaker 3: would leave them. I would leave, I would take a lap,
Speaker 3: and then you see them at the end of the day.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So it's just like, you know, you could you
Speaker 2: could you could be with a whole football team and
Speaker 2: something bad happened.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're with the whole football team, something
Speaker 3: bad is probably realistically Oh my god, yeah, I mean
Speaker 3: it's just a And this was year. This was really
Speaker 3: like years ago, like so long ago that like, yeah,
Speaker 3: obviously now I would not go out by myself. I mean,
Speaker 3: I've gone out by myself sober, and I don't have
Speaker 3: to worry because I am sober and I'm not drinking anything.
Speaker 2: But it's just it's scary overall, what.
Speaker 4: You're doing by yourself sober sis. What where are you going?
Speaker 4: I'm asking you where you went sober by so you.
Speaker 2: Could, Oh, I want to grab like a club soda.
Speaker 2: I want to sit here and eat some wings by
Speaker 2: the bar and drink a club soda.
Speaker 3: If I was a bartender and you came to my
Speaker 3: barn and you were like, I just want to rink
Speaker 3: this club soda Wing City, I would roof for you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Wow. Somebody was like, can I have them club soda,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, okay, it's gonna come with a side
Speaker 3: of drugs.
Speaker 4: O mean wasting my wrist strength.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, to pour club soda.
Speaker 2: You're allowed to hit the guns. You're a lazy bar
Speaker 2: should be a lazy bartender.
Speaker 3: And I was spying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm getting winging food.
Speaker 3: The bar that I worked. I didn't have food, so
Speaker 3: that she was getting wing somewhere else if she's coming
Speaker 3: to my bar.
Speaker 2: But again, I feel like, yeah, there's things that he
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, I should be allowed to do something,
Speaker 2: but reality is like, oh, well if you do this,
Speaker 2: something bad might happen. But to be honest, in New
Speaker 2: York City, something bad could happened.
Speaker 4: Nine times out of ten. Yeah, nine times out of ten.
Speaker 2: Are we going to stop leaving our homes?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: I mean I'm ready to stop leaving my house.
Speaker 3: Who let's get more money on the Patreon so I
Speaker 3: can get a washer and dryer in my apartment and
Speaker 3: literally never come outside.
Speaker 2: That would be nice.
Speaker 3: Cease to.
Speaker 4: I don't know rufie.
Speaker 2: I don't even know where one boy's rufie Craigslist. To
Speaker 2: be honest, I don't know either. I don't know.
Speaker 5: I think it's a good thing that we don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like for me. I'm just like, well, you know,
Speaker 2: when I used to be in those nightclubs, house party
Speaker 2: and stuff like that, with the gaze and whatnot, they
Speaker 2: would get GHB, which is like a form.
Speaker 3: But where do you get gh I don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't know where these people were getting it, but they
Speaker 3: would get it. It's a muscle relaxer.
Speaker 2: Sure, So like you could do a triathlon and then
Speaker 2: take this and It's supposed to relax your muscles, but
Speaker 2: some people use it to relax They body to be
Speaker 2: real loose to do whatever they need to do.
Speaker 3: At these parties. And that's how I I got.
Speaker 2: Like introduced to it, like I had it before I
Speaker 2: even got roofeed. And that's how I knew I was roofeed.
Speaker 3: Oh it says young people are using GHBT to party.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, that was This article came out in two thousands,
Speaker 3: so yeah, the towers, the towers were up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah. A new drug used by partying young people, often
Speaker 3: used in common with alcohol or other drugs, which intensify
Speaker 3: the effect.
Speaker 2: Bad, all bad, nothing good, nothing good comes from it.
Speaker 3: Yes, but realistically, nothing good comes from any of the
Speaker 3: drugs that we take, but we still won't take them. Andrew,
Speaker 3: have you ever taken molly? If not, well, that means
Speaker 3: you're not cool enough. But no, but no, okay, I
Speaker 3: take that back. Would you would you try molly?
Speaker 5: I've never tried any drugs?
Speaker 2: You've never okay? So oh you've never smoked wheed never?
Speaker 3: Oh so the other day when I offered you that edible,
Speaker 3: you were like legitimately freaked out.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and then you were like, okay, well I'm
Speaker 5: not offering it to you next time, and I'm like, okay, yeah.
Speaker 4: But you were going to take it next time, so
Speaker 4: I'm definitely not going off.
Speaker 5: To right right yeah, because I was like maybe next time, yeah,
Speaker 5: and then you're like there won't be a next time,
Speaker 5: and I.
Speaker 3: Don't want to waste my drug.
Speaker 5: Those edibles are really good, okay.
Speaker 3: And they're like, I mean there are only five milligrams.
Speaker 3: But you're somebody who I didn't know that you had
Speaker 3: never done anything.
Speaker 5: I would have considered it if I wasn't already drinking.
Speaker 3: So well, next time I go to LA, which is
Speaker 3: in like a couple of weeks, I'll save one half
Speaker 3: of a gummy for you.
Speaker 5: One half, yeah, half, so you'll.
Speaker 4: Get like two points.
Speaker 5: Wait, how do you Andrew? Twenty four?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You could still you could still get into it. I
Speaker 2: just feel like after a certain age, it's like, if
Speaker 2: you haven't done it, it's fine.
Speaker 5: I think, yeah, it's not for me.
Speaker 2: If you've gone through this many years without it, you're fine.
Speaker 4: Well, Andrew, when you want to drink, what are you drinking?
Speaker 5: I just drink at home and okay, if I go.
Speaker 3: Out of crugal.
Speaker 5: We're saving money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, absolutely, people who drink, people who pregame broke, noidd okay,
Speaker 6: I want to know what drink all right, right, you
Speaker 6: want to know where your money going, right, right right?
Speaker 4: But what what kind of alcohol are you drinking?
Speaker 5: So I'll drink white wine at home, like an entire.
Speaker 3: Bottle of Long Island mother, and then when I.
Speaker 5: Get to the bar if I want something, I'll just
Speaker 5: get like a rum and cook or something, and then
Speaker 5: I'll be good. I'm in a good place and nothing
Speaker 5: can happen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I've I've I've always been less into
Speaker 3: drinking than doing other stuff, so that, but you know whatever,
Speaker 3: alcohol is cool, also not drinking alcohol school too, rights
Speaker 3: to me? Yeahto the microphone. Sorry.
Speaker 2: I mean I think I feel like everything is fine,
Speaker 2: is in moderation. If you're not an addict, alcohol is fine.
Speaker 2: Drugs could be cool too, if you're not an addict.
Speaker 3: You're not all drugs. Though. I watched something the other
Speaker 3: day yesterday last night, and this this these people were doing.
Speaker 3: They were like sniffing stuff in the bathroom and this
Speaker 3: guy walked in and he was like, oh, cocaine, love this,
Speaker 3: and he poured it on the on the counter and
Speaker 3: he he's like cutting it up and he's making these
Speaker 3: thick ass, long ass lines and they're like, careful, that's ketamine.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah on shrill Yeah, he was like, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know about no damn ketamine, and he just yeah, but
Speaker 3: people are doing ketamine, and that's a drug that I
Speaker 3: feel like shouldn't be anywhere near your body. But the
Speaker 3: young people that party you like to do kenemine.
Speaker 2: Now, ketamine is actually very old, I know.
Speaker 4: But more people are doing it now than ever before.
Speaker 2: They're foolish. They're probably not even getting good ketamine right now.
Speaker 3: This does get keines.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, I have friends who were dealing ketamine and
Speaker 2: they were veterinarians. No, they they they had a they
Speaker 2: had a hook up. They had a hook a hookup
Speaker 2: at pet Cool.
Speaker 3: Take some kibbles and Bits and some kems.
Speaker 2: Kibbles and bits and ketamine, that's the title of but
Speaker 2: just call it kibbles and bits and kettymene k ak
Speaker 2: Also kibbles and bits is not kk. Oh sorry, you
Speaker 2: just racist K and B and k k B k
Speaker 2: G B Yes, so okay, Cool, I think we got
Speaker 2: through all of that drug and whatnot in current events
Speaker 2: that will no longer be current when this comes out,
Speaker 2: another thing that isn't current. Also, my birthday was a hit,
Speaker 2: you know, very successful birthday that you know, I felt
Speaker 2: like it was. It was fun, like I had dinner.
Speaker 2: Dinner was calm ooh, dinner was comped, but it was
Speaker 2: also delicios. It was really good.
Speaker 4: Best calamari I've ever had in my life.
Speaker 2: Literally, I would go there to pick up some calamari
Speaker 2: just to have.
Speaker 3: I feel like they must have massaged the octopus, the squid,
Speaker 3: the octa private school. Oh my god, someone sent me
Speaker 3: a YouTube video of this woman eating a live octopus.
Speaker 3: Y yeah, it like slid off the table like this.
Speaker 2: Is disgussting board.
Speaker 3: She had two point three million followers though, Okay, well
Speaker 3: god bless and it was subtitles because you know she
Speaker 3: was right right Okay, you know she wasn't she wasn't black. Okay, Yes, party,
Speaker 3: your birthday was good. You planned it out really well.
Speaker 3: Your outfit was cute, photos came out good.
Speaker 2: It took it took forever. I went to Saphora, and uh,
Speaker 2: I put my trust in any Sephora woman to do
Speaker 2: my makeup. An hour before I had dinner.
Speaker 4: That's bold, so bold, so brave.
Speaker 2: So I said, you know what, what's the worst that
Speaker 2: could happen? It turned out bad, you know what, I'll
Speaker 2: fix it. Because I'm in Sophora and there was this
Speaker 2: black girl and she doesn't even have Instagram, doesn't have
Speaker 2: social media.
Speaker 3: Is her name? Do you remember?
Speaker 2: Likes Lily?
Speaker 3: Maybe that sounds fake, I don't.
Speaker 2: Know, but she was just like, I don't like doing makeup.
Speaker 2: This is not really my thing. Beat the fuck out
Speaker 2: of my face. She did it so good, and I
Speaker 2: was like, oh, I would love to tell you. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't want anybody to ask me to do that makeup.
Speaker 2: So I was like, well, did you really want to
Speaker 2: do this? She's like, oh no, no, no, I want
Speaker 2: to help you out. You're great, but I just don't
Speaker 2: want to do people's faces. And I said, that's unfortunate
Speaker 2: because you.
Speaker 3: Know, the people who are getting paid to do makeup,
Speaker 3: they have the same energy as you, but don't have
Speaker 3: the same talent. It's crazy, or they have reverse energy
Speaker 3: and reverse talent, like they want to do the makeup
Speaker 3: and they trash. How do you not know that your
Speaker 3: work is bad because people are not honest with people.
Speaker 3: That's why, realistically, when somebody doesn't bad job on your face,
Speaker 3: you should be able to be like, oh, no, where
Speaker 3: you put your brush on me? Every time you yawn
Speaker 3: into the microphone again.
Speaker 2: I got hours.
Speaker 3: I'm just she does rude.
Speaker 5: You're yawning a lot.
Speaker 2: I think because I'm not getting enough oxygen to my brain.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 3: That's what my mom thinks. When you yawn, it's because
Speaker 3: you're hungry. That's what she always said when we yawned
Speaker 3: at her house.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 3: No, that's what I'm saying. That's what she said. And
Speaker 3: I'd be like, no, yawning is with fatigue, and she'd
Speaker 3: be like, no, it's she's yawning again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we're talking about it.
Speaker 2: It's contagious.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I thought it was.
Speaker 3: When you say it's contagious, it means we should be yawning,
Speaker 3: not she should be yawning again.
Speaker 5: I guess even talking about she just needs the oxygen
Speaker 5: to the brain.
Speaker 3: I do. Let me breathe.
Speaker 2: That's not working. But yeah, so yeah, she she did
Speaker 2: a great job. And then we went up to the
Speaker 2: rooftop of the addition in Times Square and literally nobody
Speaker 2: was there. It was just us.
Speaker 4: Were we on Was that the roof?
Speaker 2: That was the terraces? Oh? No, yes, the restaurant, yeah, yes,
Speaker 2: the restaurant is terrorists.
Speaker 3: And it was really pretty though.
Speaker 2: It was just us and it worked out so well
Speaker 2: because we were very loud and ratchet and the server
Speaker 2: was very nice and gay, and it was like, oh,
Speaker 2: we're on brand. This is good. The food was delicious.
Speaker 2: It was really really good. Thank you, Frank Roberts, love
Speaker 2: you so much.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 2: Really took care and and then we ended our night
Speaker 2: at this place called funk Box, which is house music
Speaker 2: where people dance with baby powder on the floor and uh,
Speaker 2: it's a it's a wacky party.
Speaker 3: It looked like a lot of homeless people was in
Speaker 3: there and night shut up. I was like, Oh, this
Speaker 3: man with the patchy hair and the patchy beard and
Speaker 3: the saggy, baggy, dirty clothes should be not standing this
Speaker 3: close to me.
Speaker 4: And then it was like, oh he can dance.
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 4: Did he bring his cardboard house in a here with
Speaker 4: which to do moves? It was crazy. They look real dutty.
Speaker 2: In the problematic Marie.
Speaker 5: Wait, why did the baby powder?
Speaker 2: It helps them slide? Against the floor. Oh wow, yeah,
Speaker 2: because they get on the floor, they do a lot.
Speaker 2: That used to be one of that used to be
Speaker 2: one of those people, except I was blackout, so it
Speaker 2: was not the same.
Speaker 4: Were not as we're assuming that they were all sober sists?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, a lot of those people are sober. They
Speaker 3: just like dancing. I don't know if all of them
Speaker 3: were for they love dancing.
Speaker 2: The bar makes no money at that party because because
Speaker 2: everybody's on drugs. No, it's m okay.
Speaker 3: I know for a fact that there was somebody in
Speaker 3: there that was on Kennemye that night. So not me,
Speaker 3: but I know for a fact. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And was he dancing like them people? No, he was
Speaker 2: going out to get more drugs, but he was not
Speaker 2: dancing like those people. It's not dancing at What are.
Speaker 3: The effects of Kennymine? What do you feel? Is it
Speaker 3: lights out of outer body.
Speaker 2: Experience so you're just kind of like it's like mushrooms?
Speaker 4: Is it like accid? What is what's that like?
Speaker 2: You feel like it feels like dreamy and you're in
Speaker 2: another dimension and sometimes you talk real slow or sometimes
Speaker 2: people are still able to do the same things as
Speaker 2: they normally do, but it's all in their head.
Speaker 3: It's like a head high.
Speaker 4: So like an indigo.
Speaker 5: There she goes again.
Speaker 3: Every time, sitting in the yawns, take a shot. Shut
Speaker 3: Whatever is in front of you is espresso? Is you
Speaker 3: a frat Pacino? Every time?
Speaker 4: Take a shot? I mean take a shot.
Speaker 3: Anyway.
Speaker 4: The party was fun. We were out late.
Speaker 3: I had to call out her work. What time did
Speaker 3: you know we live together?
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We didn't get home till like three something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then I left my house immediately. I had
Speaker 3: an appointment, had a doke appointment.
Speaker 2: You know. It's cute for uh. You know. I got
Speaker 2: some really good gifts this birthday. I got Uber credits,
Speaker 2: which was really nice.
Speaker 3: Have you used all of them already?
Speaker 2: I have. I have used every single last Uber credit.
Speaker 2: If you guys want to send more, I mean, I
Speaker 2: know this is a month after my birthday, but I
Speaker 2: will take Uber credits. Sidney Washington dot com at gmail
Speaker 2: dot com, thank.
Speaker 4: You very much dot com at gmail dot com.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's Sydney Washington. No, Sydney dot Washington and gmail
Speaker 2: dot com. Did I not say that?
Speaker 5: You said Sydney Washington dot com.
Speaker 2: It's Sydney dot Washington at gmail dot com. Yes, what
Speaker 2: else did you do? My friend got me crystals because
Speaker 2: it's a myth. No, imagine real crystals because it's going
Speaker 2: to be a full moon tonight and I have to
Speaker 2: get them recharged by the moon.
Speaker 3: So what do the crystals do?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: Uh? Changes your energy? Uh, distress things for it's just
Speaker 2: like a better mental space. There's a car that tells
Speaker 2: me everything that each crystal does.
Speaker 3: So you gotta sleep with them under your pillow or
Speaker 3: you gotta carry them whichever you care.
Speaker 2: You can carry them around. You can carry them around,
Speaker 2: you can leave them at your window. But they're helpful. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was very It was very nice.
Speaker 5: Are you carrying them right now?
Speaker 2: No? No, because they're not charged yet.
Speaker 3: I gotta plug it in.
Speaker 2: I gotta cleanse them.
Speaker 4: Were laughing at you, sis, but you knew that.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a gift.
Speaker 2: I I'm not going to down somebody for giving me
Speaker 2: a gift that they thought.
Speaker 3: You've never got a crappy gift before, A crappy, thoughtful
Speaker 3: gift I give that somebody gave you and they were
Speaker 3: like you need this, and you were like, but I
Speaker 3: don't want it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course, But I mean I actually am very
Speaker 2: excited for these crystals. Okay, I want to be in
Speaker 2: a different mindset. They there's like a purple, there's like green,
Speaker 2: there's like like topaz, there's like all to pass. I
Speaker 2: actually don't know all these colors. She showed me everything like.
Speaker 3: That, You're right, Oh no, I could be wrong. I
Speaker 3: could be wrong.
Speaker 2: It's blue.
Speaker 3: Let me let me see.
Speaker 2: No, that's not it. I was okay, stupid. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: then Mina got me a book to prompt me to
Speaker 2: write more.
Speaker 4: Okay that have you been using it? Do you feel
Speaker 4: like it's effective?
Speaker 2: I started one one time. One time I wrote in
Speaker 2: one day, so I gotta do.
Speaker 5: What are the prompts?
Speaker 2: They just tell you like, hey, have you ever thought
Speaker 2: of how does it make you feel? They give you
Speaker 2: a scenario that could happen, and then you're like, how
Speaker 2: do you feel from the scenario or what would you
Speaker 2: do in the scenario?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was good. And then I got some I
Speaker 3: got some vemos. People hit me with some vemos and
Speaker 3: I was like, wow, wow, I'm like, do people even
Speaker 3: like me? I don't get any of this stuff on
Speaker 3: my birthday?
Speaker 2: Did you ask did you ask for crystals? Did you
Speaker 2: ask for Uber credits. I did ask ubercreds. You asked
Speaker 2: for everything that you got. I did ask for Uber credit.
Speaker 2: I specifically wanted Uber credits. I told you I dropped
Speaker 2: you off with the Uber credits.
Speaker 4: She sure did, and I was like, what a mighty
Speaker 4: god we serve.
Speaker 2: Amina came with a gift. I didn't you know what
Speaker 2: I want that gift per se No, but I'm glad
Speaker 2: that she gave it to me.
Speaker 3: I gave you homework for your birthday.
Speaker 1: She did.
Speaker 2: It was thoughtful.
Speaker 3: She came.
Speaker 2: She had two cards. She didn't tell you anything, so
Speaker 2: you didn't have a card for me.
Speaker 3: But that's I'm like, you bought two cards and didn't
Speaker 3: put my name in either of the cards. She was like, well,
Speaker 3: I don't know what you want to buy it, so
Speaker 3: I got you too. I was like, wow, Maria, was
Speaker 3: my card?
Speaker 2: I get a card at least.
Speaker 3: Is in my house. I left it in my house
Speaker 3: crystal to my crystals, because I too have crystals, but
Speaker 3: minor charged.
Speaker 2: I mean, you still have time to give me a card.
Speaker 2: I mean, everybody's out showing you right now, you know what.
Speaker 3: I'm fine with that, Sydney. I'm fine with people out
Speaker 3: showing me you know why why because you know I actually, no,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna say it. I'm I'm in a good
Speaker 3: place right now. I'm in a good ball place right now,
Speaker 3: and I feel like the last forty five minutes have
Speaker 3: been basically positive. Mineus the roof, he talks. So I'm
Speaker 3: just I'm not gonna say nothing negative. I don't need
Speaker 3: nobody trying to drag me on Twitter.
Speaker 2: About oh my god, how I talk.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Hey, guys, listen, you love your opinions, but also we
Speaker 2: don't need you.
Speaker 3: We don't love your opinions. Everybody has opinions and were
Speaker 3: not always gonna agree with everything.
Speaker 2: Some of them are nice. For the most part. People
Speaker 2: are nice, but you know, some people get out of line,
Speaker 2: and you know when you're getting out of line, you
Speaker 2: know that you don't need somebody to tell you, hey,
Speaker 2: that's too much. You're doing the most. But I forget that.
Speaker 2: We don't know y'all. We have never seen most of
Speaker 2: you ever, so but.
Speaker 3: I think that's the dynamic. It's we don't know y'all,
Speaker 3: and maybe we'll never meet most of you. But you
Speaker 3: guys listen to us and you think that you know us,
Speaker 3: and it's like, but dud, don't you listen to us
Speaker 3: for an hour a day, an hour a week. But
Speaker 3: like the conversations that we have outside of the studio,
Speaker 3: they don't sound like.
Speaker 4: This, or they don't all sound like this.
Speaker 3: Maybe actually be worse than this.
Speaker 2: Actually very probably they be worse and they be better. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I agree, you know the better conversations on the Patreon
Speaker 2: just throwing that out there.
Speaker 3: But also you need to know that when we record
Speaker 3: the podcast, it's early morning, not early morning, but it's
Speaker 3: Saturday afternoon, like brunch time. So when we walk in here,
Speaker 3: it's after being out the night before late or after
Speaker 3: being home the night before doing edibles or whatever, you know,
Speaker 3: whatever we do on our personal time, and then showing
Speaker 3: up here most of the time not having had any breakfast.
Speaker 2: That's true. Do not have breakfast?
Speaker 3: You'd be getting as angry on a Friday. But really,
Speaker 3: do we record this on Saturdays? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So, I mean we're doing what we can, guys, but.
Speaker 5: You can also make time for breakfast.
Speaker 2: I had breakfast this morning, so that that part is
Speaker 2: not me.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 5: Why what did you do instead of eat breakfast?
Speaker 3: Hmm? She was googling Crystal powers.
Speaker 2: No, I was.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was really tired, Like I took a Benda dril
Speaker 2: last night just to like knock me out.
Speaker 3: And so what time did you go to bed last night?
Speaker 4: We just want to get you know, all the facts.
Speaker 2: I went to bed at like one something, and.
Speaker 4: You took a ben a drill. You woke up at nine.
Speaker 2: I woke up. I had my alarm for eight, and
Speaker 2: then I just kept pressing snooze and snooze and snooze until.
Speaker 3: Eleven. So you slept from let's say one thirty to
Speaker 3: eleven o'clock this morning. Yeah, that's more than enough hours, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it might be why you're yawning. You know, you can
Speaker 3: sleep too much.
Speaker 2: That's probably what it is. That west definitely, But you
Speaker 2: know I was making it for all the sleep that
Speaker 2: I didn't get this week.
Speaker 4: So what causes migraines. It's genetic.
Speaker 2: My mom gets migraines, okay, So it's hereditary okay, but
Speaker 2: also just like you know, dehydration. I need to drink
Speaker 2: more water. There's water by me right now.
Speaker 3: Guys, I didn't say anything that was no, no, no.
Speaker 2: I was letting them know because they dragged me on Twitter,
Speaker 2: and they were in my DMS like you don't drink water,
Speaker 2: this is why you got migraines. And I was like, wow,
Speaker 2: it's rude.
Speaker 4: Is it rude or is it factual?
Speaker 5: I feel like they're just trying to be nice. Hey,
Speaker 5: just stay hydrated.
Speaker 3: Hmmm. All of a sudden, we don't like everybody's opinions, now,
Speaker 3: do we sidney all of us all the sudden? No?
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Oh. No. On the Patreoon, we were talking about a
Speaker 3: friend of a friend of mine peede on somebody on
Speaker 3: a first date.
Speaker 4: And you have you ever peed on somebody?
Speaker 5: No? Would you be on somebody if someone asked me
Speaker 5: last week actually.
Speaker 3: Last week, yes, and you said.
Speaker 5: No And he said he was like, I'm into it,
Speaker 5: you know, And I'm like, okay, I think if.
Speaker 4: Somebody asked you, you got to do it at least once,
Speaker 4: just to see.
Speaker 5: I feel like it only happens in the shower, right.
Speaker 4: Oh, this guy had an office set up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like, it can't happen on someone's mattress, especially not mine.
Speaker 2: Not mine?
Speaker 3: Yeah, not my free ass mattress.
Speaker 5: You have to pay for the laundry, no, no laundry.
Speaker 2: No, but I wish I was as like explorative as that.
Speaker 2: I just wouldn't. I just I don't like pee preeze gross.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but you would be peeing on somebody else.
Speaker 2: No, I don't. I don't want to pee on nobody.
Speaker 3: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't like. I think pa is like there's so
Speaker 2: many like germs and one piss on you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what my pea is basically water.
Speaker 2: So I mean, even if it's clear, it's still waste.
Speaker 3: Yes it's yes, it's liquid waste, yes, yes, yes, But
Speaker 3: I think if I peed on somebody, they might be
Speaker 3: a little bit disappointed because my pea is so clear.
Speaker 4: They'd be like drink drink a coop griese on of something.
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like when you think pee,
Speaker 3: when you want somebody to pee on you, I feel
Speaker 3: you wanted to be like right, yeah, like radioactive peace,
Speaker 3: not like since you you ate Cashi go Lean today,
Speaker 3: Like what what is this? You know?
Speaker 2: Just like I'm against water play, that's a no for me,
Speaker 2: sports whatever.
Speaker 3: Marco Paulo, Yeah, I'm against it too. But if somebody
Speaker 3: asked me to pee on them, I will do that
Speaker 3: just to see, but not in.
Speaker 2: My house, right at their house, at their house, at
Speaker 2: their mother's house. I can't pee on you and then
Speaker 2: look at you and talk to you after.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, you gonna see me again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm out.
Speaker 3: I'm ghost Patrick squaze by.
Speaker 5: No, well where are you peeing? Are you paying?
Speaker 3: On their body and their face?
Speaker 5: On their face? Their face was absolutely not Yeah, I
Speaker 5: would not be.
Speaker 3: I don't kiss you after that, beach, you got pee
Speaker 3: on your eyebrows.
Speaker 2: It's a beard any honey, bunches of oats? No, thank you,
Speaker 2: I just it just feels. So what do you do
Speaker 2: after that? If you pee on you hang out?
Speaker 3: Like, no, you go, you shower, you go feet?
Speaker 5: Where do you stand on feet?
Speaker 3: Like what do you mean like somebody putting their feet
Speaker 3: on me or me putting.
Speaker 5: I had a guy over last week and I was
Speaker 5: just in the middle of talking and I'm just also
Speaker 5: taking off my socks and he was like no, he
Speaker 5: was in the middle of talking. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 5: like stopped and I'm like what is going on? And
Speaker 5: he was just like truly, just like mesmerized by my feet.
Speaker 3: Your feet.
Speaker 5: People will be intense, very intense tense.
Speaker 3: When I was in college, there was I was I
Speaker 3: had some sandals on at my in my friend's room
Speaker 3: and there was this guy there and the way he
Speaker 3: was staring at my feet, I was like.
Speaker 4: Oh, he gonna kill me and then have sex with
Speaker 4: my feet.
Speaker 3: It was like freaky, and I like tucked my feet
Speaker 3: under the bed and he was like, oh, like he
Speaker 3: was upset that he couldn't see him no more.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he was like, you have such a beautiful arch,
Speaker 5: and I was like, what is that? Even I understand,
Speaker 5: but like that's you have a dancer. So everyone has
Speaker 5: a fucking no.
Speaker 3: Some people flat for flat foot, some people are flat footed,
Speaker 3: or they their arch is not as high, so it's
Speaker 3: like lower to the ground.
Speaker 5: So I should take the compliment.
Speaker 4: So would you do you let him put your feet
Speaker 4: in his mouth?
Speaker 5: I don't think no. There was never in his feel
Speaker 5: like you would remember if you did. No, I don't
Speaker 5: think that I did. And then and then he just
Speaker 5: massaged it for a while, but then with his hands,
Speaker 5: with his hands, yes, And then he asked me later
Speaker 5: on to it's the really hot man that we've all
Speaker 5: seen at this point, Okay, He asked me to pinch
Speaker 5: his nipples with my toes, and then I realized that
Speaker 5: I really don't have too much I don't think. We
Speaker 5: really don't have like much control of our toes and.
Speaker 4: You pinched the hold on. I'm gonna take my shoes
Speaker 4: out and see if I can.
Speaker 2: Pinch the Yeah, I definitely can.
Speaker 5: My feet were I don't know. It was a very
Speaker 5: like hard function to do.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: You know, you gotta do kegels for your toes. I
Speaker 3: was not prepared your toast strength. I'm gonna try to
Speaker 3: pick up this marker with my toes.
Speaker 2: I had someone put their put my feet in their
Speaker 2: mouth and it was hot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was It felt good. Uh huh.
Speaker 5: There was another time on recently that wanted me to
Speaker 5: make out with his nose.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's not something that I'm hearing about more frequently.
Speaker 5: Wait, really, I didn't know what was going on.
Speaker 3: Somebody else like in the last two weeks said that
Speaker 3: they went out on a date with a dude and
Speaker 3: he asked them to make out with his nose.
Speaker 5: It was a really nice nose. What it wasn't nice?
Speaker 2: So he was Jewish, he's black.
Speaker 5: No, he's white. And and then you ghosted me the
Speaker 5: next day, and that's okay.
Speaker 3: Did you put your tongue in his nostrils?
Speaker 5: Must know I said no, I mean so if I mean.
Speaker 2: He said, I'm not with this bitch ass dude, if
Speaker 2: I can lick my nose.
Speaker 3: This little raggedy ass prood.
Speaker 5: But it's okay, I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 4: I cannot pick this pen up with my choes.
Speaker 3: I'm trying.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say this.
Speaker 3: I am trying to be more exploratory sexually.
Speaker 4: Now I am sleeping with somebody that.
Speaker 3: Like, I'm like, well, whatever happens, happens, you know, like
Speaker 3: you want to try that, let's try it.
Speaker 4: If I don't like it, I'll tell you to stop.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: If I like it, I'm gonna let you keep doing.
Speaker 3: So what y'all do? Friend?
Speaker 4: M oh my god, look how much time I've left?
Speaker 2: Come on, give us something?
Speaker 3: I just I don't know. I mean, you did atal, non't.
Speaker 3: I didn't do anal but no, not not with this person.
Speaker 3: This person.
Speaker 4: I like them too much to strap on for them.
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't even think that he's not.
Speaker 3: He's not that he's like got me down with anything,
Speaker 3: but don't nothing but my butt, And yeah it's valid.
Speaker 4: Let's see what else?
Speaker 3: Like Okay, So what I mean, I don't know we
Speaker 3: were having sex and he put my foot in his
Speaker 3: mouth and I was like, you know, because I'm very flexible,
Speaker 3: so it was like it was going in while it
Speaker 3: was going in, and it was like, wow, life is good.
Speaker 5: It was interesting.
Speaker 3: He ate my ass, that's that's great too. And but
Speaker 3: I had pooped not that long. Oh my god, Marie,
Speaker 3: we don't need to hear that. I just I'm trying
Speaker 3: to be transparent. I'm trying to be transparent. I didn't
Speaker 3: know my ass was going to be eight. I wiped
Speaker 3: and everything, you know, I wet the tissue and look
Speaker 3: at and they don't say no, no, no, no no. He
Speaker 3: did it and I was like, I was like oh.
Speaker 3: And then he was like, oh, I want to eat
Speaker 3: your ass again. Mouth. It was I was like, oh
Speaker 3: he gross, doodoo mouth. He tried to put his finger
Speaker 3: in my butt and I was like, yeah, that's not
Speaker 3: for me. Okay, like you gotta get your hands out
Speaker 3: of there. Wow, I can't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's too much, you too, Haitian.
Speaker 3: That's why I drew the line.
Speaker 2: Because I feel like maybe his knuckles is we.
Speaker 3: I don't know, yes, please okay, it's not what I
Speaker 3: want valid, but you know, whatever, whenever, whatever, happens while
Speaker 3: the mood strikes.
Speaker 4: I'm open to trying it to see if I like it.
Speaker 5: It's a full moon and the crystals are out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well when does mercury get back into retrograde?
Speaker 3: Soon?
Speaker 2: Soon, it's coming to beach.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, you know, I'm having good sex and I'm
Speaker 3: happy about it. I hope everybody else in the studio
Speaker 3: is also having good sex.
Speaker 2: We're gonna work my way to it. I mean, the
Speaker 2: DMS was like heavy.
Speaker 3: This week because we talked about sex last week.
Speaker 2: I don't know, but the lesbians have been in my
Speaker 2: DM like, hey, I listened to the episode or I
Speaker 2: don't know what episode it was, but like, if you
Speaker 2: ever the Madrid I could give you some stories for
Speaker 2: the pod.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Madrid.
Speaker 2: And then uh and then like two women I guess
Speaker 2: I posted that video from my birthday and they were
Speaker 2: just like, oh my god, you're exquisite, Like what's going on?
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 3: Okay, So Sidney, what are you saying to these people
Speaker 3: when they message you? Because we're trying to you know,
Speaker 3: we're trying to set you up.
Speaker 2: I just be like, I just don't want to meet
Speaker 2: nobody on the GRAM.
Speaker 3: What You don't want to meet nobody on no apps,
Speaker 3: you don't meet nobody on the gram. You don't want
Speaker 3: to go out because you don't want to meet somebody
Speaker 3: that you know. So what you think God just gonna
Speaker 3: provide Jesus, God's just gonna provide pussy to the house.
Speaker 3: Hen you some cooch? How do you think this is
Speaker 3: gonna work?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I guess I'm just uh, you don't really need anything,
Speaker 3: That's what it is. You're good.
Speaker 5: You want a little meet cute. You just want to meet,
Speaker 5: you know, meet cute, like in arom Com, like.
Speaker 3: How Jlo meets anybody that she bangs in any of
Speaker 3: the movies. Oh I gotta fall in like Catherine Hyde
Speaker 3: by my heel, gotta get in a manho Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then I was falling and a dumpster's rolling down.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I need that.
Speaker 2: I need to almost get hit by a car.
Speaker 3: That's what he's That's what it seems like you want.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be dog walking with seventeen dogs and one
Speaker 2: of them.
Speaker 3: Like runs in front of a mail truck and the
Speaker 3: mailman is a lady and she's like, hey, huge shoes,
Speaker 3: Look at your dogs? Are those all your dogs.
Speaker 2: No, she's gonna know if you're seventeen dogs that you
Speaker 2: walked down.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, I love dogs, and she's gonna be like
Speaker 3: me too. Dogs exactly dogs.
Speaker 2: That's the title my rom come.
Speaker 3: Already.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all he said.
Speaker 3: That's literally why we said it.
Speaker 2: Well, you guys are a nightmare.
Speaker 3: Who was in that movie?
Speaker 5: I feel like it's like a it's like on Nancy
Speaker 5: Myers like movie reight. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 3: I was gonna get like a Kate Hudson Bradley's older Yeah,
Speaker 3: kaya said.
Speaker 4: Were doing them like who was ten things I hate
Speaker 4: about you?
Speaker 5: That's Tulia Styles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so must love dogs. Could have been a Julius Styles.
Speaker 3: He led rest in Pah.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I met him.
Speaker 2: He was really nice. Heudger. I met him. He's really nice.
Speaker 2: I served him actually right before he died, and he
Speaker 2: was really nice.
Speaker 3: Did you kill he? I did not.
Speaker 2: I saw him.
Speaker 3: I'm like unlive.
Speaker 1: Care?
Speaker 3: Did he ode?
Speaker 4: Is that how he died?
Speaker 2: I think?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I love you, babey.
Speaker 2: Okay, that goes with Heath Udger's death.
Speaker 4: That was the song that he sang in the movie.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow do you think I just know that song because
Speaker 3: she's just singing out of the people.
Speaker 2: Not the brightest crayon in the box.
Speaker 3: I don't think that's the same.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 5: Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Speaker 3: Not the brightest, not the brightest crayon.
Speaker 2: No, it's not that. It's sharpest tool in the shed.
Speaker 5: It's sharpest the shed. Yeah, I'm dumb to okay, Well
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: She's not the brightest crayon, but she's ours because favorite crayon.
Speaker 4: We love it, love to see it.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I am putting this in here and seeing
Speaker 2: if it's there, and I want.
Speaker 3: The sharpest tool in the shed, sharpest crayon in the box.
Speaker 2: You said, yep, yeah, it's in their friend?
Speaker 3: What what what? What? What's the review saying an unintelligent person?
Speaker 2: Well, that's not me. Okay, Well you said it, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this says, is the box or shed the sharpest tool?
Speaker 2: Yeah this is dumb. Okay, but yeah, not the sharp
Speaker 2: not the brightest crown in the box. That's to me.
Speaker 3: Sometimes unintelligent. It happens.
Speaker 2: Jesus is real good Christian. Gay.
Speaker 3: We should get some crowns in here so we can
Speaker 3: draw while we talk. Baby, all right, Well, going into March. Yes,
Speaker 3: you know, let's try to let's try to do more
Speaker 3: in March than we did in February.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely. I mean, gotta have a gotta have an orgy.
Speaker 3: We're not even okay, hold on, wait, we're not even
Speaker 3: dating anybody in February, but an orgy is happening in March.
Speaker 4: Where you think you're gonna meet these people?
Speaker 5: The street?
Speaker 3: The woman? I don't know, but did you hear how
Speaker 3: we just started out?
Speaker 5: Let's work her way down.
Speaker 4: Okay, Hey, let's put it on the sheet. It's on
Speaker 4: the board. What else and you let me see that
Speaker 4: piece of paper.
Speaker 3: Let me write. I want to write down what the
Speaker 3: goals from March are. Uh, and everybody listening, this is
Speaker 3: y'all to do list.
Speaker 2: Orgy?
Speaker 3: Okay, orgy?
Speaker 5: How many people? How many people are in the orgy?
Speaker 3: It's got to be more than four? Now four? More
Speaker 3: than three as well? Fort G for g it's a
Speaker 3: for G for g. Okay, sex and a spa okay,
Speaker 3: so like in the spot? No, no regular sex with
Speaker 3: sex and a spot in a wet room in the whirlpool?
Speaker 4: Okay, can we just.
Speaker 3: Do jacuzzi sex?
Speaker 5: Are these different ones?
Speaker 3: Yes, Sydney. You gonna have your March sounds false meets
Speaker 3: amazing in a spot.
Speaker 2: Okay, what else? I'm gonna get my asshole waxed? Asshole
Speaker 2: at the spot.
Speaker 3: Then I've never had my ass wax, So you've never
Speaker 3: had a Brazilian wax. Oh I got one of those
Speaker 3: asshole wax. Okay, sure, friend, Yeah, straight to the butthole.
Speaker 3: You're gonna do the rest. You're just gonna do your ass.
Speaker 3: I think I'm just and can you just wait to
Speaker 3: do your asshole because you know it's about to be
Speaker 3: springtime summertime, like.
Speaker 4: You could wait to get your wax for one bikini season?
Speaker 2: Is No, I want to get my wax before the
Speaker 2: orgy because I want to have.
Speaker 3: A clean ass.
Speaker 4: Okay, you wanna bleach it too, you just gonna leave.
Speaker 2: I put anima on there, I get an enema, enema cleanest,
Speaker 2: cleanest pop pop.
Speaker 3: Back and then what you don't need to You don't
Speaker 3: need to get an anima to get your buttthole just
Speaker 3: in case.
Speaker 5: But I mean you're going all out.
Speaker 3: Yeah if you let somebody put something in your butt, yeah,
Speaker 3: somebody might put their finger in my butt.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean when it's wax.
Speaker 2: When it's you might as well.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna be able to resist. Okay, when the
Speaker 3: cheeks are slipping slide ready, okay, when the bellies at
Speaker 3: the system made no telling. Okay, number four? Friend?
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 3: And Andrew? Think about your goals from March too? Because
Speaker 3: I'm a I'm gonna come to YouTube. Okay, give me
Speaker 3: four and then five. I need two more from you
Speaker 3: and then we can move on. I have orgy, four
Speaker 3: g sex and a spa asshole wax slash enema and
Speaker 3: then what else?
Speaker 2: I want to watch two people have sex?
Speaker 3: Whoo?
Speaker 2: Been there done that? Watch people?
Speaker 3: Two people? Well, that's orgy, sis, you can just watch them.
Speaker 2: No, that's different.
Speaker 3: I don't want to be involved. I just want to watch.
Speaker 3: So then why you're gonna be there to watch? Can
Speaker 3: you just watch a porn?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I need If you're there watching two people have sex,
Speaker 3: they gonna try to engage with you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm be like I just want to watch.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Some people are exhibitionist.
Speaker 4: Sis.
Speaker 3: That can be arranged. You know, I got I got
Speaker 3: friends in dark places now, oh my god, and.
Speaker 2: That could be a present you want me.
Speaker 3: Sydney my my gift for you is coming, and my
Speaker 3: gift is for you to be coming. So let's talk
Speaker 3: about it. Oh now we're shy. Okay, all right, I'm
Speaker 3: telling you. Okay, So Sydney's are all sex related? That's
Speaker 3: all she wants to do in March's bang because you
Speaker 3: know she's not gonna be she's done with Okay, Andrew, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't think mine is has sex related And I
Speaker 5: feel like we're going opposite side of the spectrum.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm right. Mind Now what Andrew, what you got?
Speaker 5: Let's go on a Let's go on a third date
Speaker 5: with someone?
Speaker 3: That's what?
Speaker 5: No, No, let's like, let's you know, like not have
Speaker 5: sex on the first date. Maybe that's the second.
Speaker 4: One, so you usually have sex on the first date.
Speaker 5: I do something right because I feel like in my
Speaker 5: subconscious I'm like, okay, well, if we don't do anything,
Speaker 5: then it's not worth it.
Speaker 3: You know, that's not how that normally, I mean, that's
Speaker 3: not how that has to work.
Speaker 5: But exactly, and yet here I.
Speaker 3: Am, and here you are number two.
Speaker 5: That was number two not having sex on effort?
Speaker 4: Like, no, you said the first thing you said was
Speaker 4: third date with someone?
Speaker 5: Third date with someone That was number one, and then
Speaker 5: the second one was not have any sort of relation.
Speaker 2: Not have sex.
Speaker 5: We can do a little littlecast kiss and that's about it.
Speaker 4: So your list is the complete opposite of Cities list.
Speaker 5: Yes, I think we're we're really risking it out here.
Speaker 4: Okay, third number three, you said you're risking it out here?
Speaker 3: What is that?
Speaker 5: No, it's just like, why are we having sex with
Speaker 5: people who don't give a fuck?
Speaker 4: You know, because we also don't give a fuck.
Speaker 5: No, but it's it's very it's crazy. You know, I'm
Speaker 5: putting myself at risk. I don't know what you're gonna
Speaker 5: do to me.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 4: Well, that's because you'll be doing you'd be doing it
Speaker 4: like kind of silly.
Speaker 3: You be going straight to their.
Speaker 5: Houses and you don't even know them exactly.
Speaker 4: That is some to catch a predator roalness, fright.
Speaker 5: So that is why this is my March to do list.
Speaker 3: Okay, so what's number three? Not going to somebody's house
Speaker 3: right away?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, not going to either house right away? Number three? Oh,
Speaker 5: I don't know. Okay, we're gonna we're gonna get we're
Speaker 5: gonna get paid for dinner.
Speaker 3: You're gonna get paid for dinner.
Speaker 5: We're gonna we're gonna go out to a nice someone's
Speaker 5: gonna take me out.
Speaker 4: Andrew, the way that you're saying this sounds like you
Speaker 4: don't even believe it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Andrew be going Dutch.
Speaker 5: No, Andrew's just he's doing the least.
Speaker 3: Right, Okay, Wow, Andrew pay paid, not paying for dinner?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: And you're laughing at you because but you're a man,
Speaker 3: so I guess it's different.
Speaker 5: I understand, but I'm also interested in men and I
Speaker 5: want them to pay for dinner sometimes.
Speaker 3: Well, then make that clear. Yeah, be very clear about
Speaker 3: what your intentions are. Yes, you're taking me to dinner.
Speaker 4: That means you paying.
Speaker 2: Great, love it while it is at home. Please don't murder.
Speaker 2: I would just tell them, hey, I would love to
Speaker 2: go to dinner, but I ain't got no money.
Speaker 3: I've said it before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my pockets are real tight right now, so I
Speaker 2: don't know you way, am I checking the savings a
Speaker 2: set up right now?
Speaker 3: I really got it?
Speaker 2: So oh yeah, I'm saving for you know, this investment
Speaker 2: that I'm putting in, so I can't really spend money
Speaker 2: on outside stuff.
Speaker 3: But if you still want to go on a date.
Speaker 5: Okay, I'm going to write all these down and have
Speaker 5: it ready for when.
Speaker 2: If somebody really wants to take you out.
Speaker 5: They were like, no, don't worry, I got it exactly.
Speaker 3: Okay, Andrew, I should live.
Speaker 5: That's my list. What it's that I know.
Speaker 3: To get to a third date with someone, to not
Speaker 3: have sex on the first date, not paying for dinner?
Speaker 5: Not paying? Is that lame?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: I feel like the fact that you're paying is lame.
Speaker 5: I am not paying. We're going Dutch, Like you said.
Speaker 3: That's lame.
Speaker 2: What are y'all lesbians?
Speaker 3: What are you gay? Gay? Okay, let's go through my
Speaker 3: list because your list is okay.
Speaker 2: On top of my list for March, I just wrote
Speaker 2: the word the three letters.
Speaker 3: You know what they are? Pig peg number two. Sex
Speaker 3: in a public place? Yes, in a public place.
Speaker 2: That could happen city.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: What are you imagining when you say public?
Speaker 3: Hmm?
Speaker 4: What am I imagining?
Speaker 3: I'm imagining I meet somebody at a small cafe, bestro
Speaker 3: at a beestro for lunch, and I get up to
Speaker 3: go to the bathroom and they follow me to the
Speaker 3: bathroom and we bang in the bathroom and then we
Speaker 3: come back out a little bit disheveled and we eat eggs.
Speaker 5: Wow, this thrill.
Speaker 3: While I was watching the movie where that happened, and.
Speaker 4: I was like, that could be me. What's should my
Speaker 4: number three.
Speaker 2: B have a friend? Watch you have sex?
Speaker 3: No our list need It's not a Venn diagram.
Speaker 5: I still like that one too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not a Venn diagram of vagin you Andrew, and.
Speaker 4: Andrew, you want to watch somebody have sex.
Speaker 3: I want someone to watch me.
Speaker 2: Watch.
Speaker 3: Yo, that's my produce over there. That's my that's my type.
Speaker 3: And I wrote on Andrews list, let s n M
Speaker 3: watch sn M watch work.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. Let sn M watch s X.
Speaker 3: Okay six, So okay, that's it for the for the
Speaker 3: show now.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are we still recording?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I think we are.
Speaker 3: Okay, Well you ending the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep the energy going for the next.
Speaker 3: It's not really about you. Since I was only on
Speaker 3: the second thing on Oh okay, I didn't know. Okay,
Speaker 3: keep going. We did nineteen things for you, and here
Speaker 3: we are. We can't even honestly, I don't really, I
Speaker 3: haven't any fought.
Speaker 2: Well you know what it is.
Speaker 3: It's because I'm having the sex that I want right now,
Speaker 3: So it's like anymore. But also okay, I want to
Speaker 3: find like another Okay, so I'm a complete my htation
Speaker 3: and number three is going to be to add somebody
Speaker 3: else to the rock. Find number add two more people,
Speaker 3: find two more people too. Yeah, because the what you know,
Speaker 3: the toes dick dude, it's good, but like it's like
Speaker 3: once a week and I need like an on call
Speaker 3: paenis right, somebody that I'm like, oh whatever, it's Monday
Speaker 3: at three pm. He not doing nothing, Let's do it.
Speaker 2: The fact that you're not having sex whenever you want to,
Speaker 2: that's illegal, It's problematic. It's just doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: And it's Black History Month. It almost feels a little bit.
Speaker 3: Ract that it is Black History Month and I haven't
Speaker 3: got I fucked every single day.
Speaker 2: Every day would be rolling in his damn grave.
Speaker 3: I mean, by any means necessary, I should be getting well.
Speaker 3: I think Martin was more on the sex platform. Uh,
Speaker 3: Malcolm X had a perm and he was fucking white
Speaker 3: women before he became Yes, but x X is not
Speaker 3: about the sexist still in Martin, Martin Luther King had hose.
Speaker 3: So he's the one that actually when he had side hose.
Speaker 3: I don't want none of that. I want like a
Speaker 3: pure life Malcolm X. No, Malcolm didn't have hope. He exactly,
Speaker 3: he had Betty that. I want to Betty Shabaz. I
Speaker 3: don't want Betty Sis, I want Baz Betty. No, I
Speaker 3: don't want to Betty Shabazz. I want I want the
Speaker 3: side hose like our brother Martin.
Speaker 2: This is insane, the fact that yeah, I should literally
Speaker 2: somebody should be banging my door down.
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say somebody should be banging
Speaker 3: your friend, and I was gonna say they should.
Speaker 2: Well, you're already getting banged. I'm talking about me.
Speaker 3: Oh well you're not out there, Sis, you're not only apps,
Speaker 3: you're not checking your d M blah blah blah blah,
Speaker 3: check them. Sydney and I are going to Berlin for Yes,
Speaker 3: we're going to Berlin number four for Marches by Berlin tickets. Yes,
Speaker 3: that's what we're doing. We're going to Berlin. We're gonna
Speaker 3: go to a sex party and I'm gonna watch my
Speaker 3: friend get my ass eight. No, I'm gonna watch my
Speaker 3: friend get her waxed asshole eight and have a four
Speaker 3: G in a spot.
Speaker 2: Okay, got it in Berlin.
Speaker 3: In Berlin.
Speaker 2: Well, if you guys have connects in Berlin, let us know,
Speaker 2: because we know you know, we international, so uh, make
Speaker 2: sure y'all make sure there were taken care of when
Speaker 2: we go to Berlin. Tell your friends and tell your
Speaker 2: friends and tell your family member that we need a
Speaker 2: place to stay. We need somebody we know.
Speaker 3: We'll probably every being b and be it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to I don't trust no German doctors.
Speaker 3: After that last episod no, thank you, I'm saying, okay,
Speaker 3: no man, anyway, some of us wanted to want the pill. No,
Speaker 3: oh my god, stop it.
Speaker 5: I'm kidding, like going higher in dosage every night.
Speaker 3: He tried to put him in a can. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: well let's wrap it up. Yeah, thank you for listening.
Speaker 3: Share your messy March list with us. Let us know
Speaker 3: what you got planned for those twenty nine days.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tell us, tell us what you envision, what you
Speaker 2: want in your heart to happen for you that month, what.
Speaker 3: You want your butt to happen.
Speaker 2: If you're in the butt stuff, you know, put a
Speaker 2: little peach in our post so we know your your
Speaker 2: butt people.
Speaker 3: Andrew asking me if I'm a butt person you are.
Speaker 4: I was just going to say, yeah, if.
Speaker 3: You're yes, Okay, you know what that's not even why
Speaker 3: producer bottom in turn.
Speaker 2: Is how many peaches you're gonna put under the post?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Well I'm waiting until the third day.
Speaker 3: Oh you holding out? That's not what these holes do
Speaker 3: at this name.
Speaker 5: I did that to you money.
Speaker 3: Oh so you so you're the CEO of whole whole nation.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm stepping down. You can take over.
Speaker 3: Oh I'll put on my whole cloak.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 3: That's I've already went through training, so I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: ahead and step into the position.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: All right, Well, thank you so much for listening. Guyus
Speaker 3: see you next week. Happy Black History Month. Yeah, when
Speaker 3: this comes out, it's not gonna be Black History mom. Well,
Speaker 3: and that's why it's perfectly timed, because niggas be late,
Speaker 3: that's anyway, but we always on time. All right, bye, guys.
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