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Speaker 1: my god, you guys, I hear you morning. By the way,

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Speaker 1: I just laughed in a Booker Elvis story in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Yes, sometimes when you laugh, a booger comes out.

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Speaker 1: It's just the way it is. It is Wednesday, March

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Speaker 1: twenty fifth. Hey, Danielle, Hey, Gandhi, how you guys doing.

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Speaker 1: It's froggy. They're scary, they're straight ate. You know, everyone's

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Speaker 1: checking in. You know, I'm getting tired of the rules.

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Speaker 1: You know. It's like when you get on the elevator,

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Speaker 1: with your sleeves, pull your sleeves in over your hands,

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Speaker 1: you know, do you know what I'm saying? Of course,

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Speaker 1: And then as soon as you get home, you scrub

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Speaker 1: your hands for a very long time, a hundred very

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Speaker 1: no water because you've been touching stuff that's scary. Give

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Speaker 1: me an appropriate song to start today. You can't touch this, perfect,

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Speaker 1: I guess you can't touch this. Look your hands off,

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Speaker 1: mind bob so hard. Basically say oh my boy, thank you,

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Speaker 1: gotta like that now you know you want to be

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Speaker 1: and catch it whiles rolling hold on, bup a little

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Speaker 1: you're too much. And this in a bog They can't

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Speaker 1: you're standing there, man, you can't touch this. Yo't sound

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Speaker 1: the bill schoolers in something them you can't touch this,

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Speaker 1: giving me a song or rhyth them making them in fact,

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Speaker 1: that's what I'm giving them now. They know you talk

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Speaker 1: house and tighten singles are speating something fast to my

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Speaker 1: white card, change to run. What's gonna do it? In

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Speaker 1: know you can't touch this. You can't touch this, break

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Speaker 1: your bummy on dad some way. Your hands in the hair,

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Speaker 1: get the move side. You're rock just for a minute,

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Speaker 1: let's all do the can't touch this look, man, you

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Speaker 1: can't touch this. You probably get a hype boy because

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Speaker 1: you can't. You can't touch this. Bring the bell schools

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Speaker 1: Stop yeah time. So whatever you do today, don't touch that.

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Speaker 1: He was writing a song that could help us decades later,

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Speaker 1: many decades later. All right, let's get go over to

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Speaker 1: the show. That's that's the goal. Today. Don't touch this, okay, done?

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Speaker 1: is Kara or Kara. We'll find out how she says

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Speaker 1: it is this Kara or Kara. Kara, Hey, Kara, Welcome

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't say it's a super Bowl because obviously we

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Speaker 1: health field, what is your number one piece of advice

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Speaker 1: for all of us today, other than don't touch that,

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Speaker 1: before you know it? Yeah? Anyway, So, Kara, a part

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Speaker 1: you a nice, brand new, shiny sexy delongie all in

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Speaker 1: I'm like, it's so good. You know you loved it,

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Speaker 1: You whoever you are. Hey, foggy and beautiful Jacksonville, how

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Speaker 1: are you doing today? What's up with you? We're about

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Speaker 1: what's up with you today? Well, if you thought that

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Speaker 1: you can do it. You have some leg muscles. Forty

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'll kill you, Brandon, I will kill you.

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Speaker 1: You can do that. Gandhi, you can do that, I know,

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Speaker 1: Elton John's birthday today and Big Sean's birthday today, So

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Speaker 1: happy birthday today, Capricorn. A boost of confidence is what

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Speaker 1: Your day is an eight Aquarius. You may be having

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Speaker 1: care is very important. Your day is a seven Pisces.

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Speaker 1: day is a seven Gemini. You always have great ideas.

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Speaker 1: Start bringing those ideas to life. They deserve your attention.

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Speaker 1: Your day is an eight Cancer So when life seems

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Speaker 1: I know straight Nate wants to thank iHeart Corporate. Yeah,

421
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Speaker 1: thank you for giving us a job. Thank you for

422
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Speaker 1: letting us come in and do this. That's important. But

423
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Speaker 1: I always say we're down to what maybe five percent

424
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Speaker 1: of the workforce here at iHeart New York and management,

425
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Speaker 1: you know, including THEA and Bernie and Mark Josh Hadden

426
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Speaker 1: and engineering. They've done such a good job for the

427
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Speaker 1: few people remaining. There are snacks for us, there are gloves,

428
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Speaker 1: there are alcohol wipes. You feel like you're coming into

429
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Speaker 1: a safe environment because I know for people that are

430
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Speaker 1: going to work, they're managers might not be taking care

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Speaker 1: of things like that. So it's important for people like

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Speaker 1: uh management in powers of positions of power to take

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Speaker 1: care of the people that are still going in. So

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Speaker 1: I want to say thank you to them. This is nice.

435
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,639
Speaker 1: It's it's times like this, and you guys all agree,

436
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Speaker 1: I'm sure it's times like this you really find out

437
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Speaker 1: what people are made of. I do know some people

438
00:23:23,280 --> 00:23:26,679
Speaker 1: who aren't getting any information from their management. They're not

439
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:31,040
Speaker 1: getting any direction. The management isn't even coming down to

440
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Speaker 1: see them and say hi, because they're freaked out too.

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Speaker 1: And you know, granted everyone's freaked out. I mean, hello,

442
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Speaker 1: who wouldn't be. Yeah. Um, The thing is is, if

443
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Speaker 1: you are a manager, it's that you're needed. You. You

444
00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:46,960
Speaker 1: need to get out there and go, hey, how you doing,

445
00:23:47,160 --> 00:23:49,320
Speaker 1: or make a phone call to them. You don't have

446
00:23:49,400 --> 00:23:51,760
Speaker 1: to give them snacks, but just say to see how

447
00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,439
Speaker 1: they're doing. Give them direction. People need direction right now

448
00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,840
Speaker 1: to make sure they're doing a good job for you.

449
00:23:55,840 --> 00:24:01,480
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not gonna lie. I mean it scary. Well,

450
00:24:02,040 --> 00:24:05,679
Speaker 1: you know, the these peanut butter eminem's are great, but

451
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,200
Speaker 1: then then they also the eminem's minis, So now I'm

452
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Speaker 1: kind of you know which one do I want? Then

453
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Speaker 1: they have these cheese and crackers. I see some quaker Wait,

454
00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:17,359
Speaker 1: hold on, don't eat them all at once, you know,

455
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,480
Speaker 1: let him meat all at one. But wait, guys, you

456
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:25,160
Speaker 1: need to hear them. Scary has his chocolate covered almond test.

457
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Speaker 1: Have you heard about this that? Yeah, listen to this

458
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Speaker 1: so so obviously so so. One of the potential symptoms

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Speaker 1: of COVID nineteen is if you have a loss of

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Speaker 1: sense of smell or sense of taste. Every morning, the

461
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Speaker 1: first thing I do when I stretched my muscles to

462
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Speaker 1: make sure that no short shortness of breath and I'm

463
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Speaker 1: not tight. I go into the kitchen and I reach

464
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Speaker 1: in and I eat a dark chocolate covered almond to

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Speaker 1: see if I could still taste it. And when I do,

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00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,320
Speaker 1: I realize, oh, this is so good, and I have

467
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Speaker 1: eleven more. So I know. You know what the funny

468
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Speaker 1: You know, it's funny about this conversation. When he gets up,

469
00:25:02,119 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: he stretches his muscles. Scary, he's got muscles beneath all

470
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:11,520
Speaker 1: this blood. But I tell you I have somewhere but no,

471
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Speaker 1: because no, because you have to do these facing tests

472
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Speaker 1: because of the shortness of breath. Okay, So, so you

473
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Speaker 1: sniffy website. Okay, thank you. You sniff your chocolate covered almonds,

474
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,320
Speaker 1: and so you know you can get up and get going. Yes,

475
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Speaker 1: a question from Froggy. Yes, Froggy, so scary. You spend

476
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Speaker 1: like thirty days losing all that weight or forty days

477
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Speaker 1: whatever it was. How much of it have you put

478
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Speaker 1: back on during the coronavirus quarter? Honey, he's fourth he's

479
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:45,320
Speaker 1: fourth quarter. Scary already second only about three pounds. All right,

480
00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:48,760
Speaker 1: you're not alone. I did the push up challenge yesterday

481
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: and you did up. By the way, By the way,

482
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Speaker 1: I do believe I'm looking at the calendar. It's still

483
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Speaker 1: first quarter, isn't it scary? We love your scary? Hey,

484
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Speaker 1: do we still have someone on the phone? Is a

485
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: Nicole still on the line? Line twenty four? Oh, you

486
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Speaker 1: guys have to meet Nicole. Another hero. We love talking

487
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:14,000
Speaker 1: to heroes. Nicole. How's it going, How are you doing,

488
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,280
Speaker 1: how are you feeling? What? What's your day all about? Today?

489
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:19,840
Speaker 1: My day is about heading into the lab and making

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Speaker 1: sure to keep people are keeping safe from So tell

491
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Speaker 1: everyone what you do. What is it you do do?

492
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Speaker 1: I'm from up state New York. Uh we I work

493
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Speaker 1: in like one of our bigger hospital in a lab,

494
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: so we do a lot of the specimen processing for dictatients.

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Speaker 1: Um did a lot of pre testing, just kind of

496
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Speaker 1: you know, we're all set up, just kind of waiting

497
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Speaker 1: for the for the rest of the testing to come. Yeah.

498
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Speaker 1: So you are in there, uh doing the COVID nineteen

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Speaker 1: testing and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, rule out testing,

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Speaker 1: pre testing and just we're ready, just waiting for everything

501
00:26:56,840 --> 00:27:00,639
Speaker 1: to uh finally show up. Yeah. And when do you

502
00:27:00,680 --> 00:27:02,760
Speaker 1: think when do you think that's going to start showing up?

503
00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:07,119
Speaker 1: We here soon. We're like I said, literally set up.

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00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 1: We have pench ready. We are good to go. We're

505
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:12,080
Speaker 1: just waiting for the Okay, may we have them, but

506
00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:16,719
Speaker 1: we're ready. We had been ready. Please take all precautions

507
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:18,959
Speaker 1: to stay safe. And Nicole, and we add you to

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00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:20,920
Speaker 1: our list and everyone you work with tell him we said,

509
00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: thank you, and uh we add you to our list

510
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,679
Speaker 1: of people. You're our heroes. And I hope you have

511
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,280
Speaker 1: a great day you guys too. All right, take care

512
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:32,679
Speaker 1: bye bye. Look you know, wow, that's just one story

513
00:27:32,760 --> 00:27:35,720
Speaker 1: of ten million who are listening to this show right now.

514
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:40,359
Speaker 1: And uh, thank you, thank you, thank you. I have

515
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,800
Speaker 1: this cake in here, I don't know what to do

516
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 1: with it. Eat it. Well, here's the thing. Alex is

517
00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:48,439
Speaker 1: not a huge chocolate fan. It's a chocolate cake, and

518
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:50,720
Speaker 1: so now it's a twelve inch cake, it's pretty big.

519
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 1: A quarter of the cake is gone, meaning he had

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00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,680
Speaker 1: a small piece. I've had a quarter of the cake

521
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:00,640
Speaker 1: and it's it's so beautiful. My friend Gretchen, her daughter Ella,

522
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Speaker 1: you know them, she made this cake. It's beautiful and

523
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Speaker 1: I'm not about to destroy this cake. I'm not gonna

524
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Speaker 1: throw it away. But Scary says you can freeze cake.

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00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:12,160
Speaker 1: I've never heard of this concept. Pre slice, pre slice

526
00:28:12,160 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 1: it and put it in the freezer and then every

527
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,120
Speaker 1: time you want a piece, throw it in the microway

528
00:28:16,119 --> 00:28:19,160
Speaker 1: for thirty five seconds and boom, you got got a hot,

529
00:28:19,240 --> 00:28:22,919
Speaker 1: moist piece of cake. But how long? How long can

530
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: you do that for? Because I have freeze the cake

531
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Speaker 1: for a year. You know, when they tell you to

532
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:31,360
Speaker 1: do that for your anniversary, taste like crap the following

533
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 1: year my birthday. My birthday cake has been in this

534
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,440
Speaker 1: since February first, since the Super Bowl weekend, and uh yeah,

535
00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 1: and then it's still good. Every once in a while

536
00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:41,600
Speaker 1: I'll defrust a piece and I'll eat it and it's

537
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: great that I'm telling you a part of first quarter. Scary. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Scary n's his own network. I would I would watch

539
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 1: Scary all day. It's like going to the zoo and

540
00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 1: having an animal on exhibit. I want Scary on exhibit

541
00:28:57,800 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 1: because everything he does, everything he says, just it's thrills me.

542
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 1: I love it. Hey, what'd you have for dinner last night?

543
00:29:03,200 --> 00:29:06,600
Speaker 1: Gandhi go ahead? Uh? Yesterday I was actually really really good.

544
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: I think my body is revolting from all the junk

545
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,240
Speaker 1: that I ate. I just had salad yesterday. I even

546
00:29:11,240 --> 00:29:12,840
Speaker 1: posted a picture. I was so proud of myself with

547
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,440
Speaker 1: the salad. But what are we gonna add to what

548
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 1: we're just saying? Oh? No, I was just saying. My

549
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:20,200
Speaker 1: favorite thing about Scary is if I ever ask him

550
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: for a food recommendation, I see those three dots typing

551
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,880
Speaker 1: for like twenty minutes, and then I'll get a paragraph,

552
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: then another paragraph and another paragraph about where to go.

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00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: It's amazing. For dinner last night, Danielle, I made a

554
00:29:34,280 --> 00:29:38,640
Speaker 1: chicken bruschetta, which was delicious with fresh tomatoes, and then

555
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:43,080
Speaker 1: we had some Rios spaghetti with rios. Uh. No, I

556
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,480
Speaker 1: didn't use sauce because I just used the bruschetta sauce.

557
00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: That was delicious. And then I put those Pillsbury you know,

558
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: those flaky biscuits in the other and we had those

559
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,920
Speaker 1: flaky biscuits with it though. That was good. That's a

560
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 1: good stripper named flaky biscuits to the stage. Flakey biscuit.

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00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:04,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. We had big fat, two inch steaks on

562
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 1: the grill and some mashed potatoes and some grain beans.

563
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,840
Speaker 1: It was so good. Hey Daniell, why are you here?

564
00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:16,360
Speaker 1: Let's get into the Danielle Report. All right, So let's

565
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 1: talk about Lady Gaga. Her new album was supposed to

566
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:22,640
Speaker 1: come out April tenth, but it will be delayede is

567
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,160
Speaker 1: decided due to coronavirus, we are not going to be

568
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,760
Speaker 1: getting it yet. So she will let us know when

569
00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: it is going to come out, but it will definitely

570
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: be delayed. So here's what little Yadi is doing to

571
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 1: pass the time. He is doing a talent show on

572
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:40,200
Speaker 1: his Instagram page with his fans for cash prizes. He

573
00:30:40,320 --> 00:30:43,120
Speaker 1: had somebody eat deodorant, he had one guy shave off

574
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:46,480
Speaker 1: his eyebrows, and there's promising that he is sending out

575
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:49,080
Speaker 1: the money to his fans. Yes, that's what's going on

576
00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:50,960
Speaker 1: over there, so you may want to get him good.

577
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,479
Speaker 1: I don't know, Hope. I don't know if you've been

578
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 1: following Cardi B on Instagram. But she did a little

579
00:30:56,680 --> 00:31:00,800
Speaker 1: Instagram live where she insinuated that selects may have been

580
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: paid to say that they have coronavirus. So Idris Elba

581
00:31:05,160 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: got a little bit upset about that and didn't say

582
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:10,360
Speaker 1: her name, but basically came back with this is kind

583
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: of stupid. Why would anybody do this? What? Really? It's

584
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:18,600
Speaker 1: just dump. Then Carty came back with another video basically

585
00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: just saying I said what I said and saying how

586
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: celebrities can get tested a lot easier than people that

587
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 1: aren't celebrities. You gotta go watch. It's really interesting. But yeah,

588
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 1: Carty does it in Cardi fashion. Let's just say so.

589
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:39,800
Speaker 1: Kristen Bell and Dack Shephard are doing something pretty cool.

590
00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:42,480
Speaker 1: They own at least two buildings. They've decided not to

591
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,240
Speaker 1: collect April's rent. They are going to also work with

592
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: residents moving forward because a lot of people are out

593
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 1: of jobs right now. Unemployment is ridiculous, and so they

594
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:54,360
Speaker 1: are taking care of people. I love it. And Nico

595
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: Hart Kevin Hart expecting another baby, So through all this craziness,

596
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: something positive is happening. Ryan Reynolds, he was urging fans

597
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 1: to stay home, and then he was poking fun at celebrities.

598
00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 1: He said, I think in time of crisis, we all

599
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 1: know that it's the celebrities we can count on. I mean,

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00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:12,840
Speaker 1: we can definitely count on them the most. He said.

601
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: They're the ones that are gonna help us get through this.

602
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 1: He said, right after the healthcare workers or the first responders,

603
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: people who work, you know, essential places, pink pong players, mannequins,

604
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: you know, four hundred other people come first, and then

605
00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:31,880
Speaker 1: the celebrities. He even put mannequins before celebrities. Very interesting.

606
00:32:32,120 --> 00:32:33,880
Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have been following Pink

607
00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,640
Speaker 1: on social but she has definitely been keeping me entertained.

608
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:40,160
Speaker 1: So there is something that happens when she drinks, which

609
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 1: she said she's been doing since she has been in

610
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:45,080
Speaker 1: her house. And here's what happens. I don't know how

611
00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:49,000
Speaker 1: much you guys have been drinking. I'm a quarantine thing,

612
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:53,760
Speaker 1: but I've decided to make it a sport. Yeah, I'm

613
00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 1: going to share something. End in last say, when I drink,

614
00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:01,960
Speaker 1: I get really, really brilliant ideas night, I got an idea,

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00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:05,320
Speaker 1: I can cut hair. I didn't totally cut hair. Why

616
00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 1: have I been paying people all this time? Pretty good?

617
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:15,800
Speaker 1: Looks terrible? Just to let you know her head after

618
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,280
Speaker 1: Martiniz last night, Alex was chasing me around the house

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Speaker 1: with scissors. He's like, come on, let me cut it.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, no, We've been drinking. And secondly, you don't

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Speaker 1: know what you're doing. I'd have long, long, gross looking

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00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:30,600
Speaker 1: hair that have you chop it all off? Not a

623
00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:32,600
Speaker 1: good idea, but go to pink Social if you want

624
00:33:32,600 --> 00:33:36,040
Speaker 1: to see her brilliant haircut. Multiple sources are saying Prince

625
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:41,440
Speaker 1: Charles has a coronavirus mild symptoms, but he was home.

626
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,680
Speaker 1: He's been working from home and as of right now,

627
00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,160
Speaker 1: nobody else has it. So I'll keep you posted on that.

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Speaker 1: Next hour, we're gonna talk about Sebastian Maniscalco and what

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Speaker 1: he thinks of Frozen the movie, and Anna wanting to

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Speaker 1: build a snowman. Gia online one had to close down

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Speaker 1: her bakery, but she's still sending stuff out. This is

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00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,520
Speaker 1: this is a very common story. But you know what

633
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:03,880
Speaker 1: we need to hear about who is still open and

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00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:09,640
Speaker 1: delivering and shipping? Is GA still online? One? Yes? How

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Speaker 1: you doing? Gia? So Willow and Olivia dot com is

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Speaker 1: where you can go. Now, what is your specialty? What

637
00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:22,480
Speaker 1: do you bake? That's the best chocolate chip cookies? We

638
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Speaker 1: have a broadbill and Chaco chip cookies. Wow? Did you

639
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: have to let anyone go? Well? Now, hold on, did

640
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,439
Speaker 1: you have to let anyone go at the bakery? I did?

641
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: I did, and I try. I survived two weeks by

642
00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 1: myself doing everything, and we even move everything to curbside

643
00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,560
Speaker 1: pick up and close the store for to the public.

644
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:49,640
Speaker 1: And it's just we just don't have the traffick anymore.

645
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: Everyone's inside and we're NONI essential. You know, we're essential

646
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:57,239
Speaker 1: because we're sweet, but we're still considering none essential. So

647
00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 1: now we're going to get it back. Don't you worry.

648
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 1: We're gonna get it back. Now. When did we have

649
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 1: your cookies? In two thousand and eleven, I dropped off

650
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: some cake balls and stuff up there. You love the

651
00:35:11,239 --> 00:35:14,799
Speaker 1: key line cake ball that I did, um, and you

652
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 1: talked about it, and I got promotors and I kept

653
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 1: going from there, and two a year and a half ago,

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00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,680
Speaker 1: I finally opened my storefront and good for you, Ben,

655
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: it's been amazing, Like I credit you and even Alex

656
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,600
Speaker 1: because we go all the way back to the Dylan

657
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Speaker 1: time days Elbert. Wow, look at that. Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay,

658
00:35:36,880 --> 00:35:41,040
Speaker 1: now it's all slowly coming back. Okay, look Gia. Her

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Speaker 1: address is Willow and Olivia dot com. I do remember

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Speaker 1: your your key line balls right? Oh god, yea yeah,

661
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,080
Speaker 1: key line balls. That just gets me all hot and bothered. Listen,

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00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,200
Speaker 1: hold on, listen, Thank you for listening, and hold on,

663
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: just just just stay in there, and we're gonna bring

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Speaker 1: you back to life. We're gonna bring all these miss

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00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,560
Speaker 1: businesses back on full throttle, and yours is one of them.

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Speaker 1: And check check out gas check out Jia's website right

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Speaker 1: now at Willow and Olivia dot com. And we love you.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for listening. I would love a key line ball,

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Speaker 1: just one the left, one in the left. We gotta

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Speaker 1: that a compliment anyway, thanks for listening to us. We're

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Speaker 1: just getting to the day. You know, every day we

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Speaker 1: have a new technical glitch. Like some days the microphones

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Speaker 1: don't work, and some days I sound like Darth Vader,

687
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Speaker 1: and some days, you know, whatever today's is, I just

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Speaker 1: Danielle in your house, in your life, what is your

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Speaker 1: challenge right now? But you're getting along, but it's like

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Speaker 1: that one thing that's just irritating you. Um, I trying

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Speaker 1: to think of what it is. So I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't have one yet, but I'm sure

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Speaker 1: one is. Oh cook for you about you. What's going

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Speaker 1: on in your house? It's just just irritating the hell

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Speaker 1: out of you. Um, I think it's me. I keep

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00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: doing things around here that I shouldn't be doing, like

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00:37:48,320 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 1: moving around my furniture and thinking I'm gonna get it

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Speaker 1: all set up, and now I've created a little mess,

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00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:54,480
Speaker 1: and it's my own fault. So I am what's annoying

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00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,719
Speaker 1: me in my own house? Yeah? In straight night, what's

703
00:37:57,719 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 1: irritating in your life? Okay? You know, Fortunately I can

704
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,319
Speaker 1: work from home, and so can my fiance. However, when

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00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: I'm trying to work, our apartment is very small, so

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00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 1: when she's on the phone having a conference call and

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00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:11,440
Speaker 1: I'm typing an email, I find myself typing what she's

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Speaker 1: saying on the conference call instead of what I'm supposed

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Speaker 1: to be typing, and it just confuses me and I

710
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 1: get frustrated and we need a bigger apartment. It's just

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00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,840
Speaker 1: that one little irritating thing. And all in all, we

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00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: have our health, we're doing well. You know, We've we've

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Speaker 1: got each other, and by the grace of God, we

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00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 1: have these pieces of equipment that can let us do

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00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 1: our show anywhere in the world. So we're doing okay,

716
00:38:35,239 --> 00:38:38,239
Speaker 1: speaking of being anywhere in the world. I can't wait

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00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,920
Speaker 1: till we can travel outside of New York again. But

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Speaker 1: as of now, New Yorkers are the most hated coronavirus

719
00:38:45,280 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 1: carrying people. We are the lowest of the low. Did

720
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 1: you hear what they said yesterday? Gandhi? What's the story again?

721
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:54,160
Speaker 1: So everybody is blaming us for everything. They're calling New

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00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:56,879
Speaker 1: York the epicenter of all of the virus. I mean,

723
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,439
Speaker 1: we didn't start it, but now that's the report getting

724
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:02,480
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to travel now. Apparently anybody coming from

725
00:39:02,480 --> 00:39:04,959
Speaker 1: New York going anywhere needs a quarantine for fourteen days.

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00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: My own family is looking at me and telling me

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00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:11,680
Speaker 1: I got the ache. I'm like, hey, excuse you. Wasn't

728
00:39:11,719 --> 00:39:14,680
Speaker 1: it yesterday they were telling you to visit them in Columbus,

729
00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:18,080
Speaker 1: Ohio and to just hunker down with them. Yes, so

730
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: take back your invitation. She didn't take it back, but

731
00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:24,879
Speaker 1: she said I need to sit, and I quote sit

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Speaker 1: your ass at home for those fourteen days. I'm gonna

733
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,840
Speaker 1: come get you. You're gonna run out of the apartment

734
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Speaker 1: with your stuff, get in the car and go. We're

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00:39:31,719 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: not go. We're not looking at anything I'm not coming

736
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:35,720
Speaker 1: into your building. You're just gonna get in the apartment

737
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Speaker 1: or get in the car and go. I'm like, okay,

738
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:42,879
Speaker 1: sounds fine. Look, there are many things you should hate

739
00:39:42,960 --> 00:39:44,400
Speaker 1: us for. If this is not one of them, I

740
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,359
Speaker 1: think we're gonna be okay. There's so many obnoxious things

741
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 1: about New Yorkers that you could put on the list

742
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 1: ahead of the fact that we can infect you. Hello, Wow, Gary,

743
00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 1: Gary is delivering milk. And I just have to say

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Speaker 1: thank you to Gary because I had a nice as

745
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: of milk with my chocolate cake last night and it

746
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:05,040
Speaker 1: was the most satisfying, one of the most satisfying things

747
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 1: I've ever had in my mouth. Don't ask questions. Hello, Gary,

748
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:11,000
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Whoa good? How are you doing?

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00:40:11,560 --> 00:40:14,480
Speaker 1: We're doing okay. So you're out there delivering milk and

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00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: it is milk delivery at an all time high. Are

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00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:20,240
Speaker 1: people still buying a lot of milk or is it less?

752
00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:24,279
Speaker 1: What is your opinion? Yeah, we're definitely delivering a lot

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00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:28,799
Speaker 1: more milk than ever usually, even during Christmas and all

754
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:34,960
Speaker 1: the holidays. Wow, doing with it? What's your quote? What

755
00:40:34,960 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: are people doing with milk? Gary delivers it. He wants

756
00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:42,080
Speaker 1: to know what you're doing with it. It has exploration data.

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00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: I mean you can't freeze it because of kernels when

758
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:47,640
Speaker 1: you just spross it. So what are people doing? I mean,

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00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:50,200
Speaker 1: I'm drinking it with cake and people are putting it

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00:40:50,239 --> 00:40:54,359
Speaker 1: in cake. You know, so no cereal? You know people

761
00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: are eating cereal. How do you like your milk? Anyone?

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00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 1: Gary wants to know? For chocolate? Yep, yeah, chocolate, strawberry

763
00:41:06,160 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: milk's good too. No, no, but he's just delivering this

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Speaker 1: plain old white milk, right, is that what you're delivering?

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00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:17,320
Speaker 1: White milky? Just milk? Okay, So text me now, okay,

766
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Speaker 1: text me now at fifty five what are you doing

767
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:23,440
Speaker 1: with Gary's milk? And we'll get back to your Gary.

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00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,120
Speaker 1: Just keep listening, okay, okay, and whatever you do, don't

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Speaker 1: stop delivering it. If they want to keep delivering it,

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00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:32,200
Speaker 1: we don't know what they're doing with it. We're gonna

771
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:34,080
Speaker 1: find out and have a safe day. And thanks for

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00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,399
Speaker 1: keeping it all moving. Gary. We appreciate you very much.

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00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: Thank you. You're very welcome. Yeah, you know, I just

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00:41:40,800 --> 00:41:42,920
Speaker 1: have a glass of milk, and Alex looked at me.

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00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:45,839
Speaker 1: When you drink milk milks for kids, I mean yeah,

776
00:41:45,960 --> 00:41:48,479
Speaker 1: they say that only kids should be drinking milk. Milk

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00:41:48,600 --> 00:41:51,640
Speaker 1: is not protein that kids need. But I don't know

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00:41:51,680 --> 00:41:53,520
Speaker 1: what about you? Straighten it? You love your milk. I

779
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,720
Speaker 1: love my milk. You know. I love myself some milky cocktails.

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00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,799
Speaker 1: In fact, one of my favorite things to do ever

781
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,920
Speaker 1: since the pandemic started is at night, I get myself

782
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,120
Speaker 1: a nice tall glass of milk and pour some Kohlua

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00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:09,719
Speaker 1: in there. And that's adult chocolate milk. Boys and girls us.

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Speaker 1: You know what they have at I think it's Target.

785
00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:15,840
Speaker 1: They have these straws that are flavored, and if you

786
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:18,480
Speaker 1: put it in your milk, like these little pieces of

787
00:42:18,600 --> 00:42:21,279
Speaker 1: chocolate and strawberry come up through the straws and it

788
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:24,839
Speaker 1: flavors the milk. It's insane. I can't remember the name

789
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 1: of it. I could go upstairs and look. But they

790
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:29,640
Speaker 1: are so good. My kids love them. So good about you, scary?

791
00:42:29,680 --> 00:42:31,879
Speaker 1: How are you? How are you drinking your milk? Well,

792
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: by the way, what an interesting show this is. Growing up,

793
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,359
Speaker 1: I would have a glass of milk with cookies every

794
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: day after school. But I've come to the realization that

795
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: we are the only animals that drink other animals milk.

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00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:50,200
Speaker 1: If you think about it. We drink cow's milk. So

797
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 1: now I stand in front of in the milk aisle,

798
00:42:52,440 --> 00:42:54,480
Speaker 1: and I stand do I want almond milk? So I

799
00:42:54,520 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: milk oat milk? Look at all this milk. It's it's

800
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Speaker 1: not milk. But I'm like, is this is a healthier milk?

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00:42:59,719 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 1: Then there's dairy free half and half? Okay, I think

802
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:05,840
Speaker 1: you've lost your mind when it comes to milk. I

803
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 1: really do, I really do you know? They say milk

804
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,879
Speaker 1: does a body good? Scary, go drink some milk. Milk,

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00:43:13,239 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: you're like, milk? Okay? I love all right, Well, thanks

806
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: for listening once again. Put it in, put it in

807
00:43:17,840 --> 00:43:20,040
Speaker 1: the freezer, and has this the little slippers ice in this?

808
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 1: So what's super super cool? That's the best way to

809
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:24,960
Speaker 1: drink milk. I wonder what our ratings are doing right now?

810
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,439
Speaker 1: Do radio shows have higher ratings when they talk about milk,

811
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: because we'll have the milk discussion every freaking day, just milk.

812
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:34,720
Speaker 1: The milk discussion is making me a little a little sicky.

813
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:37,280
Speaker 1: I do not like milk. I like, I know Scottie

814
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: and Andrew they have their cereal back there, and I

815
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,480
Speaker 1: always go back there and try to find the other

816
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,319
Speaker 1: milk that's not dairy milk. Milk freaks me out. I

817
00:43:43,320 --> 00:43:45,880
Speaker 1: don't like it. Milk freaks me out, says Gandhi of

818
00:43:45,920 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: The Elvist and Morning Show. I'll quote you on that,

819
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:51,120
Speaker 1: all right, So milk in your cereal? Babies need milk?

820
00:43:51,800 --> 00:43:54,320
Speaker 1: Uh taking a bath in it? People take milk baths.

821
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:57,560
Speaker 1: I've never done that. There's no, there's nothing Grossers are

822
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: looking in your bathtub filled with milk and there's like

823
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:03,879
Speaker 1: a pubic hair are floating in it. It's like, oh, well,

824
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 1: I don't know. All right, So people are ordering milk.

825
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 1: Let's keep Gary in business. Order your milk, drink your milk.

826
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Speaker 1: If you don't like it, give it to friends who

827
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,359
Speaker 1: need milk. Can we move on to hell? I will

828
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:18,279
Speaker 1: gift it to friends. We have lost our minds people. Hey,

829
00:44:18,360 --> 00:44:21,000
Speaker 1: the question is is the coronavirus going to bring the

830
00:44:21,040 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: world closer together or further apart? Have you thought about

831
00:44:23,560 --> 00:44:28,040
Speaker 1: these deep questions? Oh? Yes, what do you think? Gandhi?

832
00:44:29,360 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 1: It's really tough to tell because you see stories on

833
00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 1: both sides of it, right. You see people who are

834
00:44:34,239 --> 00:44:36,839
Speaker 1: coming together and helping each other out, helping neighbors, doing

835
00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:38,800
Speaker 1: the right thing, and then you see these crazy people

836
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:41,040
Speaker 1: who are out there hoarding supplies and trying to sell

837
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Speaker 1: them on eBay for god knows what. I think though

838
00:44:43,640 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: so far we've seen more good than bad. Okay, more

839
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: good than bad. If we can just keep it running

840
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,279
Speaker 1: that way, I think we're good. I don't know. I'm

841
00:44:52,320 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 1: seeing great things happening. I'm seeing people really really sharing

842
00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:59,640
Speaker 1: others on. People who have friends who aren't doing well,

843
00:45:00,040 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 1: who are scared, who are lonely, who are sick. They're

844
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 1: cheering them on. And you know, sometimes people need something

845
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,400
Speaker 1: to do. You know what do other people, and I

846
00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:11,680
Speaker 1: don't mean in a sexual way, look for people who

847
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,160
Speaker 1: need just like a hello, or how you doing. Do

848
00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 1: you have a list of people that you're calling every

849
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: day or every other day just to check in with them.

850
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:21,359
Speaker 1: I've got my list, and I know that I'm on

851
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 1: people's lists. Do that. It's so easy to get into

852
00:45:24,760 --> 00:45:27,560
Speaker 1: your own space where you think it's only about you,

853
00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: but it actually helps you to help other people, right, Danielle. Yeah,

854
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: And it's really nice just to get out if you

855
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 1: can take a walk and see strangers, you know, because

856
00:45:36,200 --> 00:45:38,839
Speaker 1: people are just happy to go, Hey, how are you

857
00:45:39,280 --> 00:45:41,600
Speaker 1: from like across the street, just to say hello to you.

858
00:45:41,880 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 1: It might be you might be the only person they

859
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:46,040
Speaker 1: see that day. So just say hello back, give a

860
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:49,319
Speaker 1: good wave, and you know, keep walking. Hey, Ganda, you

861
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,080
Speaker 1: just sent me a message. You're doing a good thing today.

862
00:45:51,120 --> 00:45:54,640
Speaker 1: What's that? Yeah? Am I mistaken? Or are you guys

863
00:45:54,760 --> 00:45:58,600
Speaker 1: doing something with a restaurant you and Alex today? Oh? Oh,

864
00:45:58,719 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: Kim Cook's. Yes, our friend Kim who has this restaurant

865
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: on Staten Island called Kim Cooks. She is one of

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00:46:05,640 --> 00:46:07,840
Speaker 1: our favorite chefs. She's brought us food to the station

867
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Speaker 1: for many years. Even on her menu she has the

868
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran Chicken Palm, which I'm just flattered. She's got

869
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:17,080
Speaker 1: fantastic food. She does clean food, or she does you know,

870
00:46:17,160 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: good and cheesy food, whatever you want. So for her

871
00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 1: curbside delivery today, Alex and I are paying fifty percent

872
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,879
Speaker 1: of everyone's food bill today. So if you go to Kim's,

873
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,880
Speaker 1: Kim Cook's, Kim's Cooks. Is it Kim's cos Kim Cooks.

874
00:46:31,920 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 1: It's on Staten Island. If you go there today, you've

875
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: got a phone ahead or you know, figure out how

876
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,960
Speaker 1: you're going to order we'll take care of half your bill.

877
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,520
Speaker 1: It's called Kim Cooks and Caterers. They're on Lincoln Avenue

878
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 1: ninety seven, Lincoln. You can go to Kim Cooks and

879
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,800
Speaker 1: Caters dot com curbside delivery and so yeah, Alex and

880
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:51,920
Speaker 1: are picking up half the bill for everyone's lunch and dinner.

881
00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:54,920
Speaker 1: He goes till seven o'clock tonight. See, that's so nice

882
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:58,200
Speaker 1: of you. You're doing the nice thing. Well, I'm gonna

883
00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: get people fat. Sound like you're doing a thing. You're

884
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,360
Speaker 1: like you're doing well. I'm not. I was just thinking

885
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: in my head of how I could get there to

886
00:47:06,920 --> 00:47:09,799
Speaker 1: get the food today. Well, you may not do it

887
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: this time, but remember Kim and remember all of your

888
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: restaurants that are still open, thank god, and they're doing

889
00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: a curbside delivery and take out. Tip tip them is

890
00:47:18,200 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 1: if you can give them tips, even if it's takeout,

891
00:47:20,640 --> 00:47:22,719
Speaker 1: you know they deserve gratuity for the people that are

892
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:26,239
Speaker 1: putting it all together for you. Take out. A couple

893
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 1: of days ago, I tipped twenty percent on the takeout.

894
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm like, you know what, That way it helps them

895
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: because I know fewer people are going in and you're

896
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: still doing the right thing. Also in New York City,

897
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,839
Speaker 1: they're doing restaurant bonds. Have you heard of this? Bo

898
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: nds rather than war bonds back in the in the

899
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: day where you would you would buy a chunk of

900
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:46,000
Speaker 1: the government and they would pay you back with interest later.

901
00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:48,759
Speaker 1: You can actually go to some restaurants and they'll sell

902
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:52,160
Speaker 1: you like a gift certificate for fifty dollars and in

903
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: six months it'll be worth seventy five dollars. They're actually

904
00:47:56,239 --> 00:47:58,640
Speaker 1: doing that so you can you can help them stay

905
00:47:58,680 --> 00:48:01,120
Speaker 1: in business. So do what you can. Buy gift cards

906
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,200
Speaker 1: keep them in business. We need them because we're gonna

907
00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 1: get out of this one day and you're gonna be hungry.

908
00:48:05,600 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 1: More information about Kim Cooks. If you're in Staten Island,

909
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:12,879
Speaker 1: go to Elvis Duran dot com. Also support restaurants dot org.

910
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:16,319
Speaker 1: Restaurants around New York City and elsewhere, there are se

911
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:19,359
Speaker 1: many gift certificates online and it's like a savings bond.

912
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: It's worth more later Support restaurant dot org. That is

913
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,239
Speaker 1: that addressed. We've got to get into the news. The

914
00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:26,879
Speaker 1: three things you need to know. One of the news

915
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:30,880
Speaker 1: stories coming out of England, Prince Charles Yes is latest,

916
00:48:30,960 --> 00:48:32,880
Speaker 1: the latest to be added to the list. Go ahead, Gandhi,

917
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: he is that is it? Prince Charles has been the

918
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:38,440
Speaker 1: latest person celebrity wise. We know that is tested positive

919
00:48:38,440 --> 00:48:42,320
Speaker 1: for the coronavirus. His wife Camilla has not tested positive.

920
00:48:42,520 --> 00:48:45,840
Speaker 1: But they are currently hold up at a castle in Scotland. Elvis,

921
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,600
Speaker 1: you know the castle? What is it? How do you

922
00:48:47,640 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 1: pronounce bal moorl Balmorrel? There at the balm it's their

923
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:56,359
Speaker 1: Christmas castle in Scotland. It's their hunting lodge and now

924
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:59,640
Speaker 1: it's their quarantine castle. How family, that's where they'll be

925
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 1: for Porden Castle. A deal was announced early this morning

926
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:09,680
Speaker 1: that's going to provide two trillion dollars in economic relief

927
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 1: for businesses, laid off workers, and families affected by the

928
00:49:12,719 --> 00:49:16,480
Speaker 1: coronavirus pandemic. It's estimated that over half of the US

929
00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:19,759
Speaker 1: population right now is under some form of shelter and place.

930
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:22,880
Speaker 1: We all are, and of course that includes business closures

931
00:49:22,920 --> 00:49:24,960
Speaker 1: because of the pandemic. We're talking about ways to help

932
00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:27,200
Speaker 1: them out. All of that, like Elvis just said, is

933
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,359
Speaker 1: at elvistran dot com for all of the restaurant info

934
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,279
Speaker 1: we just mentioned. And finally, how about some stories of

935
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:38,960
Speaker 1: covidiots practicing covidiacy. A person in Kentucky has COVID nineteen

936
00:49:39,239 --> 00:49:42,760
Speaker 1: after attending a coronavirus party. Yes, all of these kids

937
00:49:42,760 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 1: got together to party to say we're not going to

938
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,960
Speaker 1: get it. Well, at least one of them has it,

939
00:49:47,160 --> 00:49:49,200
Speaker 1: and they're expecting some more. So keep in mind if

940
00:49:49,200 --> 00:49:51,120
Speaker 1: you're attending things like this, not only are you putting

941
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:53,040
Speaker 1: your own health on the line, you're also risking the

942
00:49:53,040 --> 00:49:55,479
Speaker 1: lives of other people around you. On that same note,

943
00:49:55,640 --> 00:49:58,080
Speaker 1: dozens of those spring breakers who we saw in Miami

944
00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,400
Speaker 1: saying that they were going to party and have a

945
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:01,840
Speaker 1: good time, dozens of them have been diagnosed with the

946
00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,919
Speaker 1: coronavirus as well, and some new stats out now saying

947
00:50:04,960 --> 00:50:07,400
Speaker 1: that half of all cases in New York and California

948
00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,120
Speaker 1: are actually young adults. So keep that in mind, stay

949
00:50:10,160 --> 00:50:11,719
Speaker 1: inside as much as you can, because we're trying to

950
00:50:11,760 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 1: flatten that curve. And those are your three things. Thank you, Gandhi,

951
00:50:14,880 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 1: Thanks for our friends at Delongie. We're all caffeinated and

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Speaker 1: having a great morning because we're buzzing. But also Delonghi

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Speaker 1: coming up right after this open the Heart RADIOAB and

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Speaker 1: here everything you missed with Delvis Duran on demand to

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962
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Speaker 1: is it? It's mine? Oh scary, but I play the

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964
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965
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Speaker 1: do a little Wayne phone taps. Anyway, Thanks to our

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Speaker 1: We love you so much. All right, let's get into it.

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Speaker 1: Let's go Elvis, Elvis Durant, Elvis Durant. Phone Tap. Let's

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00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:35,200
Speaker 1: see what scaries phone tap is all about today. So

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00:52:35,320 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: Kiera's in high school and she gets in trouble there

994
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: all the time. Now, add to that the fact that

995
00:52:39,920 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: her mom is overprotective of her when she can be.

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00:52:42,840 --> 00:52:44,880
Speaker 1: In fact, her mom is so strict that Kira just

997
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:48,680
Speaker 1: got her first cell phone recently, and so I figured

998
00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:52,400
Speaker 1: I'd pretend to be Kira's boyfriend calling her cell phone. Okay,

999
00:52:52,800 --> 00:52:59,400
Speaker 1: her mom is not very happy. All right, here we go. Hello, Hey, Kira,

1000
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:07,520
Speaker 1: who's this? It's little Wayne? How are you? Who? Who's

1001
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 1: doing this? It's Wayne from the schoolyard. How are you doing? Oh? Hey,

1002
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:14,600
Speaker 1: how are you doing? But did you hear what your hell?

1003
00:53:14,680 --> 00:53:17,719
Speaker 1: I say? What are you talking to on the phone? Right? No? Mom?

1004
00:53:18,120 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: Hold on? You want to hang out? Uh? Do you

1005
00:53:21,600 --> 00:53:23,640
Speaker 1: want to hang out? Hold on? Give me the phone?

1006
00:53:23,880 --> 00:53:25,839
Speaker 1: Tell me when your parents are at home? Excuse me?

1007
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:29,400
Speaker 1: Who's that? This is her mother? My name's Wayne. How

1008
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:32,600
Speaker 1: are you doing? My excuse you? Let me explain something

1009
00:53:32,640 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 1: to you. Wayne. I don't know where are you calling

1010
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:37,200
Speaker 1: from or who you are. But Kara is not supposed

1011
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:39,840
Speaker 1: to be on the phone talking to nobody, which means

1012
00:53:39,920 --> 00:53:41,879
Speaker 1: you Why I don't get it. Why can't you talk

1013
00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:44,799
Speaker 1: to people on the phone? Well, excuse me. Sounds on

1014
00:53:44,880 --> 00:53:48,360
Speaker 1: my phone? And the first of all, right, now. I

1015
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: don't know who you are, but you sound like a

1016
00:53:50,840 --> 00:53:52,680
Speaker 1: slow life and I don't want you on the phone

1017
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: with my child. Why did she have a cell phone? Then,

1018
00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,200
Speaker 1: it's none of your damn business why she got a

1019
00:53:58,239 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: cell phone. It's emergency, that's why she got herself on it.

1020
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:03,640
Speaker 1: Have nothing to do with you camera. Let me tell you.

1021
00:54:03,640 --> 00:54:06,240
Speaker 1: Hold on you right now, me and you, I'm about

1022
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: to kick your ass. Listen to me. You're gonna calm

1023
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,920
Speaker 1: right now because I've had it up hill with your ass.

1024
00:54:14,080 --> 00:54:17,160
Speaker 1: Young man. You are not to call this phone young money.

1025
00:54:17,239 --> 00:54:21,239
Speaker 1: No mo not, young man. Excuse the young money. But

1026
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: let me tell you right now, you got the wrong

1027
00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,719
Speaker 1: I could call you weasy, you out of your g

1028
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: Let me explain something to you. You where's your parents?

1029
00:54:32,560 --> 00:54:34,200
Speaker 1: That's what you need. You need to put your mama

1030
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 1: on the phone right now, because I don't know about you.

1031
00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:40,279
Speaker 1: I've never heard you before, never seen you before. Put

1032
00:54:40,320 --> 00:54:42,080
Speaker 1: your mother on the phone because you're not gonna be

1033
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,919
Speaker 1: calling him to my house with this child right thinking

1034
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:47,320
Speaker 1: your daughter is bionic? What are you talking about. I

1035
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:53,919
Speaker 1: don't think she's beautiful. I think she's beyond that. Hello, Hey,

1036
00:54:53,960 --> 00:54:59,880
Speaker 1: it's Wayne again. How's your mom? What you know? What? Crazy? No,

1037
00:55:00,160 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: you're crazy, not crazy. I'm not crazy for you. The

1038
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: one that's gonna wound up on YouTube. That's why I

1039
00:55:05,440 --> 00:55:07,520
Speaker 1: just went through this before. When that guy calls here,

1040
00:55:08,040 --> 00:55:09,880
Speaker 1: I hit it and I put it norther. This is

1041
00:55:09,880 --> 00:55:13,040
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna have to do with you. Stop the girl.

1042
00:55:13,040 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: I ain't got no time for you. No more speaker phone. Yes,

1043
00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:19,040
Speaker 1: tell your mom that I'm a good guy and I

1044
00:55:19,120 --> 00:55:21,960
Speaker 1: shared my forty with you. Bring him in my face.

1045
00:55:22,040 --> 00:55:24,319
Speaker 1: I can crack of forty over his damn head. Tell

1046
00:55:24,400 --> 00:55:27,160
Speaker 1: your mind that I'm fighting for this girl on the battle.

1047
00:55:27,239 --> 00:55:29,080
Speaker 1: Feel the love. Get off my phone. I don't care.

1048
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:32,080
Speaker 1: I'm going to see him tonight. Don't look like baby cupids.

1049
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:35,279
Speaker 1: You ain't going nowhere. You stay right up in this

1050
00:55:35,360 --> 00:55:38,480
Speaker 1: damn you can't. You can't make me do nothing. I'm

1051
00:55:38,480 --> 00:55:40,719
Speaker 1: going to my father house and let jay Z go

1052
00:55:40,760 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 1: and pay for yourself. Go ahead, that's what you do,

1053
00:55:42,880 --> 00:55:49,600
Speaker 1: because I why are you calling this? Are you still serious?

1054
00:55:50,239 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 1: Are serious? Stop calling me? Stop calling here? Telling me

1055
00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 1: this is my phone? I could make it. What is this?

1056
00:55:59,760 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 1: I just want to get behind it. You want to

1057
00:56:02,160 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 1: get behind run Just you're done. I'm a will No,

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00:56:06,320 --> 00:56:09,399
Speaker 1: let me explain something to you what I will have. No,

1059
00:56:09,480 --> 00:56:13,080
Speaker 1: you're gonna mouth Cara. That's it. I don't have time

1060
00:56:13,120 --> 00:56:15,719
Speaker 1: for the I work hard in my life. Yea, I'm

1061
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:21,160
Speaker 1: not calling you. Tone you little rodent, and I will

1062
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: have the police at your house. Okay, like a cop. Cop.

1063
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:29,520
Speaker 1: Don't stand there and stare at me like that. This

1064
00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:32,520
Speaker 1: is your boots on this phone. I'm done with this.

1065
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 1: You're crazy. Oh I'm crazy. Oh I'm crazy. You're about

1066
00:56:37,440 --> 00:56:41,600
Speaker 1: to see crazy, bitch. This guy's a clown. Okay, yeah, yeah,

1067
00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:45,480
Speaker 1: I want to know what the assignment is. Gonna excuse me. Okay,

1068
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,600
Speaker 1: you will not beg have a sex class together as

1069
00:56:50,680 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 1: colin for the homework. First of all, I have my

1070
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,800
Speaker 1: daughter schedule. My daughter is not taking any sex educational classes.

1071
00:56:57,040 --> 00:56:58,800
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, is this the kid I got arrested

1072
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:00,719
Speaker 1: for bringing the boots in the sister to school and

1073
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:05,040
Speaker 1: selling it. No, actually, I'm an aspiring rap artist. You

1074
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 1: were inspiring rap artist. You're aspired. I like to wrap

1075
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: my damn fits around your damn faith. You need to

1076
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: go and get I got chiplele a, and I'm a

1077
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:23,160
Speaker 1: part of alcoholics anonymous. Are you still serious? Are you serious? Bob? Hello, Bob,

1078
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: this is Scary Jones from Elvis Train in the Morning Show. Hello,

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00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: you're trapped, Carol, get your ass over here. I think

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00:57:40,120 --> 00:57:48,040
Speaker 1: according Little Wayne lyrics were give it away, it's not wayning,

1081
00:57:48,120 --> 00:57:53,600
Speaker 1: it's low Wayne, scar give it to me. Put your

1082
00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,440
Speaker 1: hand on the top, girl, and your leg on the toilet.

1083
00:58:01,360 --> 00:58:10,680
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so sexy, funny. All right, look,

1084
00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:13,480
Speaker 1: thank you Scary for an incredible free montey phone tap.

1085
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 1: Let's go talk to Linda and see what's going on

1086
00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,600
Speaker 1: in her world right now. Hey, Linda, welcome to the show.

1087
00:58:18,800 --> 00:58:22,360
Speaker 1: How are you doing today? Oh my gosh, I'm going fine.

1088
00:58:22,440 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 1: How are you we're doing We're doing well. I'm so

1089
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,479
Speaker 1: glad you're listening. Yeah, Scary in his a little Wayne.

1090
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,920
Speaker 1: That was pretty good. I love it. Yeah. Well, I'm

1091
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:32,840
Speaker 1: gonna give you something else to love, a thousand dollars.

1092
00:58:32,920 --> 00:58:35,600
Speaker 1: You just won one thousand dollars with the DeLonge free

1093
00:58:35,600 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: money phone tap. Oh my god, are you kidding me? No,

1094
00:58:40,080 --> 00:58:44,080
Speaker 1: not at all. So much. What's going on in your family?

1095
00:58:44,680 --> 00:58:48,600
Speaker 1: Laid off? Wait? Wait, who who was laid off? My husband?

1096
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:50,840
Speaker 1: My husband and my son. They both got laid off

1097
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:57,760
Speaker 1: because the coronavirus. Oh wow, look, so don't you look

1098
00:58:57,840 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 1: perfect timing. I'm so glad that you were calling one

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00:59:00,080 --> 00:59:02,680
Speaker 1: hundred to day and I could not think of anyone

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00:59:02,800 --> 00:59:04,520
Speaker 1: better to give this money to. Thank you so much

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00:59:04,560 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 1: for listening. I wanted to thank you guys. I listen

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00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:09,520
Speaker 1: to N's every morning on my way to work every morning.

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00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:13,880
Speaker 1: You guys are phenomenal. Well, now I wouldn't go that far.

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00:59:14,200 --> 00:59:21,000
Speaker 1: Thank you. What was that Gandhi? I think she's from Pittsburgh.

1105
00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:24,080
Speaker 1: I heard a yuns and I hear the accent. I'm

1106
00:59:24,200 --> 00:59:27,880
Speaker 1: right outside of Pittsburgh and like Washdon County. Oh cool,

1107
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,240
Speaker 1: glad you're listening to it. Listen. You give your son

1108
00:59:31,520 --> 00:59:34,520
Speaker 1: and your husband our best, and it's up to you

1109
00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:36,160
Speaker 1: if you want to tell them you want a thousand,

1110
00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: or you can hide it from them, that's up to you. No,

1111
00:59:39,720 --> 00:59:44,440
Speaker 1: I'm going to the grocery store, all right, Good, you

1112
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 1: go buy some great food and thank you for listening

1113
00:59:46,520 --> 00:59:49,760
Speaker 1: to us. Linda, thank you so much. Hold on and

1114
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 1: God bless you and your family. Hold on, there you go.

1115
00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it when we can give

1116
00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 1: away money someone else's money. Thank you, Delonghi, and it

1117
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,560
Speaker 1: is good to someone really cool like Linda and her family.

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01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: That is the free money phone tap. Let's do it

1119
01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:04,840
Speaker 1: again tomorrow. Thank you again to Delonghi. If ever you

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01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:07,960
Speaker 1: need anything as far as an espresso or coffeemaker, just

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Speaker 1: go to Delongey dot org, Delongy dot com, DeLong dot us,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what, dot something and just look at

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Speaker 1: all the stuff they have and support them because they're

1124
01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:19,920
Speaker 1: supporting people like like Linda. So let's get into the

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Speaker 1: Danielle Report. Danielle, it's away, it's DeLonge dot us. Okay, done, Danielle, Okay,

1126
01:00:28,440 --> 01:00:31,200
Speaker 1: all right. So this week I'm very excited because keeping

1127
01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,640
Speaker 1: up with the Kardashians. We'll be back for the new season.

1128
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 1: And the trailer is fantastic because Kim and Courtney go

1129
01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:42,600
Speaker 1: at it. They are just like remember last season, I

1130
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:44,680
Speaker 1: told you that Courtney was just done with the show.

1131
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,520
Speaker 1: She just wanted to move on. And so they get

1132
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:52,080
Speaker 1: into a physical fight and Mom Chris was actually very

1133
01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: embarrassed about this fight. You get to see it go down.

1134
01:00:54,680 --> 01:00:56,680
Speaker 1: There's little bits and pieces of it on this trailer.

1135
01:00:56,960 --> 01:00:59,240
Speaker 1: But this week, the show is back and it is

1136
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,440
Speaker 1: going to be cosy and it gives me something to do.

1137
01:01:01,600 --> 01:01:03,919
Speaker 1: So I'm very excited about this. So that is back

1138
01:01:04,040 --> 01:01:08,520
Speaker 1: this week. Let's talk about all things Kardashian. You know,

1139
01:01:08,800 --> 01:01:11,840
Speaker 1: Camila Cabell has decided to postpone her romance tour was

1140
01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: supposed to kick off in July and Vancouver. We all

1141
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:17,960
Speaker 1: know why, so that will be postponed. Justin Bieber announced

1142
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,720
Speaker 1: that every Tuesday and Thursday he will release a set

1143
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:25,760
Speaker 1: of compilations. His first set went out yesterday, five Songs.

1144
01:01:26,120 --> 01:01:27,480
Speaker 1: Wants to know what you would think of him? Go

1145
01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:30,400
Speaker 1: to his Instagram and you can check it out. And

1146
01:01:30,640 --> 01:01:32,280
Speaker 1: he's just doing this, you know, path the time for

1147
01:01:32,400 --> 01:01:34,919
Speaker 1: himself and to give his fans a little something while

1148
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:39,080
Speaker 1: everything is going down. Louis Capaldi has a new documentary

1149
01:01:39,120 --> 01:01:42,160
Speaker 1: out and in it he talks about the fact that

1150
01:01:42,720 --> 01:01:46,040
Speaker 1: he was a mistake, not part of his parents' plan.

1151
01:01:46,560 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 1: He says that his parents were very sad. He says

1152
01:01:49,640 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: his mom was even more sad because his dad was

1153
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:56,120
Speaker 1: supposed to have a vasectomy didn't happen, and so when

1154
01:01:56,720 --> 01:02:00,200
Speaker 1: when he came out, they were not happy campers. And

1155
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:03,080
Speaker 1: you know how funny Louis Cafaldi is, so just imagine

1156
01:02:03,160 --> 01:02:06,720
Speaker 1: the delivery when he talks about it. It was really

1157
01:02:06,760 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 1: really funny. I'm sure at this point they were very

1158
01:02:08,920 --> 01:02:12,160
Speaker 1: happy that he's here because he's doing fabulous things. Sam

1159
01:02:12,280 --> 01:02:15,400
Speaker 1: Smith took to Instagram and he gave us a beautiful

1160
01:02:15,480 --> 01:02:17,880
Speaker 1: cover of what the world needs now is love. Here's

1161
01:02:17,920 --> 01:02:31,680
Speaker 1: what it sounded like. It's the only thing that does

1162
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:37,400
Speaker 1: just too little love. And Miley Cyrus. You know, she's

1163
01:02:37,400 --> 01:02:39,840
Speaker 1: doing her live talk show, so today she has a

1164
01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:43,560
Speaker 1: women's Wednesday theme. She's got Reese Witherspoon, Hillary duff Boebe Rexa,

1165
01:02:43,800 --> 01:02:46,760
Speaker 1: and Duelipa on. So check that out on her Instagram.

1166
01:02:47,160 --> 01:02:50,959
Speaker 1: Sebastian Mattascalco is keeping me so entertained as well because

1167
01:02:51,000 --> 01:02:53,520
Speaker 1: he's petting up all his comedy. Okay, so he was

1168
01:02:53,600 --> 01:02:56,400
Speaker 1: watching Frozen with his daughter and his wife, and he

1169
01:02:56,560 --> 01:03:00,200
Speaker 1: was explaining why Anna should have given up on trying

1170
01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:04,600
Speaker 1: to build that damn snowman with Elsa a long time ago. Okay,

1171
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:10,880
Speaker 1: now twelve, Still you want to build a snow man?

1172
01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:14,720
Speaker 1: Don't opening for the last three or four years. Still

1173
01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:19,080
Speaker 1: don't get the hint. Still don't get the hint. Fine,

1174
01:03:19,560 --> 01:03:26,600
Speaker 1: another friend, Okay, sister coming out to play if you haven't,

1175
01:03:27,000 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 1: If you haven't seen the video, you have to. It's

1176
01:03:30,280 --> 01:03:33,120
Speaker 1: freaking hysterical. I was cracking up. It's so funny. And

1177
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,840
Speaker 1: he's actually watching the movie as he's talking about it.

1178
01:03:35,920 --> 01:03:38,919
Speaker 1: It's really funny. And if you guys remember Evangeline Lily

1179
01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: said that she wasn't going to self quarantine, right, freedom

1180
01:03:42,120 --> 01:03:44,200
Speaker 1: over life, that's what she said. Oh yeah, well she

1181
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:47,880
Speaker 1: angered her boss is over at Disney, and the rumor

1182
01:03:48,040 --> 01:03:51,080
Speaker 1: is that they're rewriting Aunt Man and that her part

1183
01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,440
Speaker 1: has the Wasp may be minimized in the movie this

1184
01:03:54,600 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: time around because they are not happy with the comments

1185
01:03:57,840 --> 01:04:00,680
Speaker 1: that she made about coronavirus. So it's out of television.

1186
01:04:00,720 --> 01:04:02,880
Speaker 1: You've got Survivor, you've got the Mask Singer, and you've

1187
01:04:02,920 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 1: got Lego Masters, which I love because you get to

1188
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:08,600
Speaker 1: pass the time there with that one. All right, we

1189
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,720
Speaker 1: gotta take a break. According to Nate, who's holding up

1190
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:14,880
Speaker 1: three fingers to the camera, we're taking a break. What

1191
01:04:14,960 --> 01:04:18,280
Speaker 1: does that mean? Three fingers? We need to know all

1192
01:04:18,360 --> 01:04:20,120
Speaker 1: the three things we need to know? Okay, three, that's

1193
01:04:20,120 --> 01:04:23,120
Speaker 1: what Okay, that's our new universal sign for three. All right,

1194
01:04:23,280 --> 01:04:25,520
Speaker 1: thank you, straight Andate, I love you. You and your

1195
01:04:25,760 --> 01:04:29,880
Speaker 1: gloves on your one finger, Yeah, the metal finger. Than

1196
01:04:29,920 --> 01:04:32,440
Speaker 1: you have a proctology exam with his gloves. I know

1197
01:04:33,040 --> 01:04:34,440
Speaker 1: he looks like he's about to go out back to

1198
01:04:34,520 --> 01:04:36,640
Speaker 1: the barn and check the horse. I love those gloves

1199
01:04:36,680 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 1: on you. All right, into the three things we need

1200
01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:41,600
Speaker 1: to know, Gandhi, what's going on? Well? President Trump says

1201
01:04:41,600 --> 01:04:43,680
Speaker 1: he would love to see the US fully open again

1202
01:04:43,800 --> 01:04:47,320
Speaker 1: by Easter, saying that social distancing guidelines are being assessed

1203
01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,480
Speaker 1: and arguing that the country could be destroyed by actually

1204
01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:53,000
Speaker 1: closing it down for too long. He then added that

1205
01:04:53,080 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: the US loses thousands of people to the flu each year,

1206
01:04:56,240 --> 01:04:59,720
Speaker 1: but nobody suggests turning the country off for that. Ford

1207
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: Motor Company set to partner now with three M and

1208
01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:06,320
Speaker 1: ge they're gonna make face shields, ventilators, and air purifying

1209
01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,960
Speaker 1: respirators after engineers figured out that a seat cooling blower

1210
01:05:10,120 --> 01:05:12,480
Speaker 1: used in the Ford F one fifty truck can actually

1211
01:05:12,520 --> 01:05:15,080
Speaker 1: be used in a filtration system as well. So Ford

1212
01:05:15,120 --> 01:05:16,840
Speaker 1: and three M have a goal of pushing out as

1213
01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:20,800
Speaker 1: many as ten times more respirators than are currently being manufactured.

1214
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,680
Speaker 1: So that's going to be really great if they can

1215
01:05:22,720 --> 01:05:25,200
Speaker 1: get it done. And finally, we've been talking about how

1216
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,240
Speaker 1: everyone is doing their part, and that includes Pornhub and

1217
01:05:28,480 --> 01:05:30,520
Speaker 1: gangs in Brazil. I don't know if you guys saw

1218
01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:34,680
Speaker 1: this story, but Pornhub donated fifty thousand surgical masks to

1219
01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 1: New York cities emergency workers. Don't ask me why they

1220
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:39,080
Speaker 1: have them or what they were using them for, but

1221
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:42,200
Speaker 1: they've donated them. They're also making their premium service free

1222
01:05:42,280 --> 01:05:45,440
Speaker 1: for thirty days to encourage people to stay inside. And

1223
01:05:46,080 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 1: some gang leaders in Brazil are now enforcing the curfews

1224
01:05:49,040 --> 01:05:52,000
Speaker 1: themselves because they say that it's their way of helping out.

1225
01:05:52,120 --> 01:05:55,440
Speaker 1: So everyone doing their part. This is great. Thank you

1226
01:05:55,520 --> 01:06:00,320
Speaker 1: so much, CONDI. Several things truck drivers I hear on

1227
01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:03,280
Speaker 1: the text messages. Truck drivers, UH, they can't, you know,

1228
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:05,520
Speaker 1: go into restaurants to get food. They need to drive through.

1229
01:06:05,600 --> 01:06:07,600
Speaker 1: You can't drive a semi through a drive through. They're

1230
01:06:07,640 --> 01:06:11,720
Speaker 1: not talling. So we all drive throughs for our heroes

1231
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:14,640
Speaker 1: that are in the trucks. Damn it to hell, but thanks,

1232
01:06:14,920 --> 01:06:16,520
Speaker 1: thank you guys for us staying on the road and

1233
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:20,040
Speaker 1: keeping us moving. Also, if schools are still in session

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01:06:20,080 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: in your town, let's hear it for the UH the

1235
01:06:22,320 --> 01:06:27,920
Speaker 1: crossing guards nice. I know, thank you, thank you. They

1236
01:06:27,960 --> 01:06:31,480
Speaker 1: say they need more love, all right. Also, McDonald's is

1237
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:35,200
Speaker 1: doing truck side service for some truckers, so we'll let

1238
01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:37,720
Speaker 1: you know. If we find out any more businesses that

1239
01:06:37,840 --> 01:06:40,120
Speaker 1: have drive throughs they can't fit semis. We'll let you

1240
01:06:40,240 --> 01:06:42,520
Speaker 1: know truckers where they are and how to find them.

1241
01:06:42,600 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 1: We got to take a break. We'll be back after this.

1242
01:06:51,840 --> 01:06:54,520
Speaker 1: Hiring is challenging, but there's one place you can go

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Speaker 1: where hiring is actually simple and smart. That place is

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Speaker 1: zip f recruiter the smartest way to hire. Hey, can

1247
01:07:10,520 --> 01:07:16,560
Speaker 1: I say something? You got to hear this. This is hilarious.

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01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:22,920
Speaker 1: Oh god, oh my god. I love you guys. I

1249
01:07:23,080 --> 01:07:24,919
Speaker 1: hear you every morning. By the way, I just laughed

1250
01:07:24,960 --> 01:07:30,240
Speaker 1: in a booker came Elvis story in the Morning Show. Wow.

1251
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:32,760
Speaker 1: Remember when that was funny. Now it's just scary if

1252
01:07:32,800 --> 01:07:36,120
Speaker 1: a booker comes out of your nose. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah,

1253
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,320
Speaker 1: we're talking about this stuff that used to be okay,

1254
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:40,880
Speaker 1: but now it's ikey, like who wants to play beer

1255
01:07:40,960 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: pong right now. No, thank you. That's what's good. Beer

1256
01:07:44,840 --> 01:07:48,280
Speaker 1: pong has always been like ground zero for everything grows. Yeah,

1257
01:07:49,080 --> 01:07:50,920
Speaker 1: there's another one, Daniel, he had another one. You just

1258
01:07:51,120 --> 01:07:53,080
Speaker 1: you're like, no, we're not going to do that anymore. No.

1259
01:07:53,360 --> 01:07:55,880
Speaker 1: I remember when you used to, like, you want to

1260
01:07:55,920 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 1: finish like the last piece of peanut butter in the jar,

1261
01:07:58,040 --> 01:07:59,360
Speaker 1: and you were like, oh, I just put my finger

1262
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:03,000
Speaker 1: in there and lie there is you're doing that now, No,

1263
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:06,640
Speaker 1: it's not done. Not a thing to do anymore. Yeah,

1264
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:10,080
Speaker 1: that was Gandhi's bobbing for apples. Who's gonna do that? Crap? An,

1265
01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:16,519
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna apples. No. Always gross, like samples at

1266
01:08:16,520 --> 01:08:18,599
Speaker 1: the grocery store when they have like bread sitting out

1267
01:08:18,720 --> 01:08:21,320
Speaker 1: or any of that stuff. I mean I didn't touch

1268
01:08:21,360 --> 01:08:24,240
Speaker 1: it anyway, but yeah, definitely not now. The cheese Wetzels

1269
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:26,920
Speaker 1: pretzels at the mall, No, thank you, missus wetzel by

1270
01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah. And I don't need more bourbon chicken

1271
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:35,680
Speaker 1: from Panda Express anyway. Thank you to the men and

1272
01:08:35,760 --> 01:08:38,240
Speaker 1: women in the cable world out there keeping our Wi

1273
01:08:38,320 --> 01:08:40,280
Speaker 1: Fi up and running and so you know, look we're

1274
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,559
Speaker 1: at home we're bene watching. Thank you so much. Thank

1275
01:08:42,560 --> 01:08:45,200
Speaker 1: you to the pharmacists to keep us healthy. And thank

1276
01:08:45,240 --> 01:08:49,120
Speaker 1: you to everyone working in sanitation, people like waste management.

1277
01:08:49,240 --> 01:08:51,200
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Thank you for stopping by and

1278
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:54,360
Speaker 1: picking up my stuff yesterday. Plumbers, you're out there unclogging

1279
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:58,639
Speaker 1: everyone's drains and public works departments, unclogging of the sewers

1280
01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:01,240
Speaker 1: because people are I'm all sorts are crap down their

1281
01:09:01,280 --> 01:09:03,200
Speaker 1: toilet that shouldn't be down there. If you're gonna put

1282
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,679
Speaker 1: crap down your toilet, make sure it's crap. That's it. Yeah,

1283
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:09,559
Speaker 1: the real deal. And teachers, let's go talk to Karen

1284
01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:11,519
Speaker 1: online six before we go around the room and we

1285
01:09:11,680 --> 01:09:15,080
Speaker 1: visit with Uncle Johnny. He's standing by. Hello, Karen, good morning,

1286
01:09:15,120 --> 01:09:17,240
Speaker 1: and thank you for being a very very cool third

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01:09:17,320 --> 01:09:21,479
Speaker 1: grade online teacher. You're doing online teaching? Were your third graders?

1288
01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,280
Speaker 1: Good morning? I'm sorry you're doing online teaching with your

1289
01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:28,640
Speaker 1: third graders. Yes, we are. My coach teacher and I

1290
01:09:28,880 --> 01:09:32,800
Speaker 1: are setting up activities recommended by our district and things

1291
01:09:32,840 --> 01:09:34,800
Speaker 1: that we can find online that they can do at home.

1292
01:09:35,680 --> 01:09:38,559
Speaker 1: Oh cool, very cool, Like give us an example. Maybe

1293
01:09:39,160 --> 01:09:41,720
Speaker 1: even though we're a little beyond third grade, not by far.

1294
01:09:42,200 --> 01:09:43,720
Speaker 1: I think we would all love to know where we

1295
01:09:43,760 --> 01:09:48,760
Speaker 1: could go online and be titilated today. They're one of

1296
01:09:48,840 --> 01:09:50,800
Speaker 1: those things that we definitely can set up for them

1297
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:54,320
Speaker 1: that's free, is called brain Paths, and they can watch

1298
01:09:54,439 --> 01:09:58,760
Speaker 1: little videos anywhere from history, science, mass and then they

1299
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,439
Speaker 1: could take like a little quizz the end of it.

1300
01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:04,599
Speaker 1: But they're really engaging and fun, very good. Well look, uh,

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01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:08,679
Speaker 1: you're doing great things, Karen by reaching out and connecting

1302
01:10:09,160 --> 01:10:12,600
Speaker 1: via the internet, WiFi in the kids houses, everything. But

1303
01:10:13,200 --> 01:10:15,200
Speaker 1: I'm sure you are looking so forward to the day

1304
01:10:15,240 --> 01:10:19,280
Speaker 1: when you can walk into your class with your third graders. Right, yeah,

1305
01:10:19,400 --> 01:10:21,800
Speaker 1: we do miss them. We missed the interaction. We miss

1306
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 1: the moments where we can see them actually understand something,

1307
01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:28,280
Speaker 1: and we really missed that moment of just like interaction

1308
01:10:28,400 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 1: versus through a computer. Right. Hey, look, um, are you

1309
01:10:33,840 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 1: zoomed by caffeine like the rest of us? Um? Now,

1310
01:10:38,520 --> 01:10:43,240
Speaker 1: not yet? No? Do you like caffeated cocktails beverages? Oh? Yeah,

1311
01:10:44,400 --> 01:10:48,080
Speaker 1: well you know I am right now going to Duncan. Well,

1312
01:10:48,120 --> 01:10:51,120
Speaker 1: since you are, well, we love Duncan too, since you

1313
01:10:51,280 --> 01:10:53,320
Speaker 1: are one of our heroes that we're talking to today,

1314
01:10:53,360 --> 01:10:55,640
Speaker 1: We've got to send you a delongie all in one

1315
01:10:55,840 --> 01:11:02,120
Speaker 1: espresso and coffeemaker. It's on the way. Now, you're gonna

1316
01:11:02,120 --> 01:11:04,519
Speaker 1: love it. These things will they will shoot you to

1317
01:11:04,560 --> 01:11:10,760
Speaker 1: the moon. They're so great it is. And there's something

1318
01:11:10,800 --> 01:11:13,840
Speaker 1: about delongy appliances and other coffeemakers and things. They're just

1319
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:16,160
Speaker 1: sexy to look at. I mean, it's like it's porn

1320
01:11:16,320 --> 01:11:18,639
Speaker 1: and it's coffee all in the corner of your kitchen

1321
01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,720
Speaker 1: and it's all the way. And thank you for being

1322
01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:24,879
Speaker 1: a teacher. You're a hero car. Thank you very welcome. Thanks,

1323
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,439
Speaker 1: have a beautiful and healthy day. You two, hold on

1324
01:11:27,560 --> 01:11:30,400
Speaker 1: one second, love her. Let's go around the room. Okay,

1325
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:33,160
Speaker 1: hold on, let's go round the room, and we'll start

1326
01:11:33,240 --> 01:11:35,640
Speaker 1: with you, scary. What's on your mind today. So, now

1327
01:11:35,720 --> 01:11:37,479
Speaker 1: that I have all this extra time on my hands

1328
01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:40,240
Speaker 1: throughout the day, I started going through all my bills

1329
01:11:40,280 --> 01:11:43,120
Speaker 1: and seeing how I could save money and started calling

1330
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,479
Speaker 1: them one by one. I want to let you all

1331
01:11:45,560 --> 01:11:48,280
Speaker 1: know that if you call your cell phone company and

1332
01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:53,000
Speaker 1: start reviewing your current package, chances are you're paying too much.

1333
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:56,160
Speaker 1: I save twenty dollars a month on my cell phone

1334
01:11:56,200 --> 01:11:58,800
Speaker 1: bill just by calling up and inquiring. I'm like, what

1335
01:11:59,000 --> 01:12:01,840
Speaker 1: new deals do you have? There are special deals, add

1336
01:12:01,920 --> 01:12:03,960
Speaker 1: ons and things that they don't advertise or want you

1337
01:12:04,080 --> 01:12:06,840
Speaker 1: to know about on your bills. So then I did

1338
01:12:06,880 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 1: the same thing with my my internet bill and my

1339
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:12,680
Speaker 1: oh oh, my goodness, my cable bill. So I have

1340
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:15,639
Speaker 1: a brand new router coming, an upgrade router for my WiFi,

1341
01:12:15,840 --> 01:12:19,400
Speaker 1: and I have an upgraded boxes so I could get

1342
01:12:19,439 --> 01:12:21,840
Speaker 1: the biggest, the best high dead. What you're trying to

1343
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:24,080
Speaker 1: tell us is you actually adulted. You got on the

1344
01:12:24,120 --> 01:12:26,600
Speaker 1: phone and called all of you. You called all of

1345
01:12:26,680 --> 01:12:29,760
Speaker 1: your your utilities, and they're now giving you better deals.

1346
01:12:30,360 --> 01:12:32,080
Speaker 1: You got a new time. It requires time, but I

1347
01:12:32,160 --> 01:12:35,400
Speaker 1: have nothing but time. So you know what, Frog, Froggy,

1348
01:12:35,600 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 1: didn't you did this a couple of weeks ago, didn't you? Frog?

1349
01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:40,040
Speaker 1: You saved a lot of money. I did. I saved

1350
01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:42,280
Speaker 1: a lot of money. Cell phone provider is the best

1351
01:12:42,360 --> 01:12:45,120
Speaker 1: way to save money. Your Internet, providing your cable, all

1352
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:47,720
Speaker 1: that stuff. If you call up and say, hey, I'm

1353
01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,920
Speaker 1: thinking about going to another company, watch how new deals

1354
01:12:51,000 --> 01:12:53,479
Speaker 1: just show up? Yeah, yeah, there you go. Hey, you

1355
01:12:53,520 --> 01:12:55,880
Speaker 1: shouldn't be paying all that money to watch Tiger King.

1356
01:12:56,560 --> 01:13:00,800
Speaker 1: Netflix isn't The Netflix is locked out, Hey, what's up

1357
01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:04,200
Speaker 1: with you today? Gandhi? Well, yesterday I was being a

1358
01:13:04,240 --> 01:13:06,040
Speaker 1: big baby. I was telling you, guys, I was feeling

1359
01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:08,280
Speaker 1: lonely and just wanted some attention. So I posted a

1360
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:11,400
Speaker 1: picture on Instagram that said pretty much exactly that I said. Hi,

1361
01:13:11,640 --> 01:13:13,280
Speaker 1: my name is Meida, and I am bored. I want

1362
01:13:13,320 --> 01:13:15,360
Speaker 1: some attention. The amount of people who thought that I

1363
01:13:15,439 --> 01:13:18,760
Speaker 1: broke up with my boyfriend is astounding. That did not happen.

1364
01:13:18,920 --> 01:13:21,280
Speaker 1: We didn't break up, We're still together. Everything is good.

1365
01:13:21,360 --> 01:13:23,519
Speaker 1: I'm just being a baby, that's all. I felt like

1366
01:13:23,520 --> 01:13:25,040
Speaker 1: I should tell people that because there were a lot

1367
01:13:25,080 --> 01:13:27,920
Speaker 1: of dms I couldn't get back to. Yeah, people need

1368
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,080
Speaker 1: to know the truth about your personal life at all times.

1369
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:35,040
Speaker 1: I've learned just being a baby, that's it. What about you, Danielle.

1370
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:40,080
Speaker 1: So yesterday I was watching one of my son's online classes,

1371
01:13:40,240 --> 01:13:42,880
Speaker 1: right and I was listening in and I have to

1372
01:13:42,960 --> 01:13:46,439
Speaker 1: give it up for the teachers out there, because the

1373
01:13:46,600 --> 01:13:49,880
Speaker 1: teacher was trying so hard online to get these kids

1374
01:13:49,920 --> 01:13:52,040
Speaker 1: to understand what the hell she was talking about, and

1375
01:13:52,600 --> 01:13:56,000
Speaker 1: it was like pulling teeth and it wasn't hard what

1376
01:13:56,160 --> 01:13:59,320
Speaker 1: she was saying. When she's like, guys, I just don't

1377
01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:03,360
Speaker 1: understand and why you're not paying attention and they weren't

1378
01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:06,280
Speaker 1: paying attention. And it's even harder when you're trying to

1379
01:14:06,360 --> 01:14:09,360
Speaker 1: teach them in an online setting. And I just my

1380
01:14:09,520 --> 01:14:11,439
Speaker 1: heart was going out to her and it was it

1381
01:14:11,640 --> 01:14:13,680
Speaker 1: was I just felt so bad, so so all the

1382
01:14:13,760 --> 01:14:15,439
Speaker 1: teachers out there. I mean, it's hard enough when you're

1383
01:14:15,439 --> 01:14:17,720
Speaker 1: in the classroom, when you're in an online setting and

1384
01:14:17,800 --> 01:14:20,040
Speaker 1: you're trying to get them to understand. God bless you

1385
01:14:20,439 --> 01:14:23,320
Speaker 1: every single day. But yeah, you know you're doing You're

1386
01:14:23,360 --> 01:14:26,080
Speaker 1: doing the Lord's work. You know you really are. Can

1387
01:14:26,120 --> 01:14:28,320
Speaker 1: you imagine having that patience as just as I couldn't

1388
01:14:28,320 --> 01:14:32,880
Speaker 1: do that now, not at all. People working in the banks,

1389
01:14:32,960 --> 01:14:35,840
Speaker 1: thank you so much. By the way, there's no reason

1390
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:37,639
Speaker 1: to panic and go take money out of your account

1391
01:14:37,800 --> 01:14:40,800
Speaker 1: and hide it under your bed. We're not anywhere near that,

1392
01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:42,960
Speaker 1: So don't do that. I don't think that's a smart

1393
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:48,240
Speaker 1: thing to do. Also, um oh, every hour and every

1394
01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:51,200
Speaker 1: half hour, we should be thanking everyone, nurses, doctors, anyone

1395
01:14:51,240 --> 01:14:54,200
Speaker 1: and everyone who is working. Ear you working hospitals and

1396
01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:57,120
Speaker 1: you're doing everything you can to keep it together while

1397
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,200
Speaker 1: people are losing it around you because they're scared. Thank

1398
01:15:00,240 --> 01:15:02,559
Speaker 1: you so much for what you're doing. Also, a lot

1399
01:15:02,600 --> 01:15:06,040
Speaker 1: of businesses are closed, but security is very important. People

1400
01:15:06,160 --> 01:15:09,560
Speaker 1: who are in the security business keeping an eye on

1401
01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,759
Speaker 1: these buildings that are empty because there's no one working.

1402
01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:15,559
Speaker 1: People who are keeping our alarms connected and working. Thank

1403
01:15:15,600 --> 01:15:17,360
Speaker 1: you so much. You know, you could go on and

1404
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:19,320
Speaker 1: on and on. Just think about at least ten people

1405
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,679
Speaker 1: in your life who are keeping you moving and keeping

1406
01:15:21,720 --> 01:15:23,960
Speaker 1: you going, and find a way to say hey, thank you.

1407
01:15:24,640 --> 01:15:27,120
Speaker 1: If you're scary, you'll call him and say hey, while

1408
01:15:27,200 --> 01:15:29,880
Speaker 1: you're cutting my cable bill in half, I want to

1409
01:15:29,920 --> 01:15:33,719
Speaker 1: say thank you, thank you. Yes, here you go. Someone

1410
01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:36,040
Speaker 1: who's someone we got to talk to is Uncle Johnny.

1411
01:15:36,439 --> 01:15:39,000
Speaker 1: We had a nice little conversation with him on FaceTime

1412
01:15:39,080 --> 01:15:42,280
Speaker 1: last night. Hey Uncle Johnny. Good morning, Hell wold lady,

1413
01:15:42,360 --> 01:15:45,920
Speaker 1: how are you boys and girls? Good? Are we good?

1414
01:15:46,160 --> 01:15:51,000
Speaker 1: We're okay? Hello lady. Hello, I'm doing fine. I'm just

1415
01:15:51,280 --> 01:15:53,840
Speaker 1: a little boyed. But you know, like everybody else, you

1416
01:15:54,240 --> 01:15:57,639
Speaker 1: keep busy in the house looking around doing things. Yeah,

1417
01:15:57,680 --> 01:15:59,880
Speaker 1: you're looking around and doing things like what do you do?

1418
01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:03,559
Speaker 1: What things are you doing? Well? I just made myself

1419
01:16:03,560 --> 01:16:06,479
Speaker 1: a little cup of coffee and I usually don't do

1420
01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,400
Speaker 1: this in the morning, but I decided to put a

1421
01:16:08,439 --> 01:16:11,760
Speaker 1: little zambooker in it because I knew you were gonna call. Yeah,

1422
01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:15,679
Speaker 1: you knew. We know that. It takes We usually don't

1423
01:16:15,680 --> 01:16:18,200
Speaker 1: do that. It takes the edge off. Yeah. Well, last

1424
01:16:18,280 --> 01:16:20,040
Speaker 1: night Alex and I were sitting there and enjoying a

1425
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:22,760
Speaker 1: glass of wine and then I hear and it's a

1426
01:16:22,840 --> 01:16:25,559
Speaker 1: FaceTime And I'm like, I don't pick up facetimes without warning,

1427
01:16:25,640 --> 01:16:28,000
Speaker 1: but it was Uncle Johnny. I'm like, well, what could

1428
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:29,920
Speaker 1: be worse on my end than it's on that end.

1429
01:16:30,080 --> 01:16:34,040
Speaker 1: Let Uncle Johnny's doing. And Uncle Johnny hair off, martini

1430
01:16:34,200 --> 01:16:36,240
Speaker 1: in hand, and we had a great conversation with you,

1431
01:16:36,360 --> 01:16:38,280
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny. It was great steing you and hearing from

1432
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:41,400
Speaker 1: you today or yesterday. Well, thank you because I was

1433
01:16:41,479 --> 01:16:43,560
Speaker 1: just missing you when I wanted to say hello. And

1434
01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:47,760
Speaker 1: I'm glad that I got you to have a martini. Yeah, yeah,

1435
01:16:49,520 --> 01:16:51,960
Speaker 1: Alex did talk me into having a martini last night.

1436
01:16:52,040 --> 01:16:54,880
Speaker 1: I'm like, whoa, hello, do we do we have to

1437
01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:57,679
Speaker 1: cook the green beans? We did cook the green beans

1438
01:16:57,720 --> 01:16:59,759
Speaker 1: because I wish forget the green beans when I drink martini.

1439
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:02,840
Speaker 1: Do you do you guys want to see anything, Uncle Johnny.

1440
01:17:02,840 --> 01:17:06,280
Speaker 1: Do you have any questions for the wise one? Yeah?

1441
01:17:06,320 --> 01:17:08,400
Speaker 1: How you doing, Uncle Johnny? Is anyone looking out for you?

1442
01:17:08,520 --> 01:17:11,800
Speaker 1: Do you need stuff? No? I'm fine. I went to

1443
01:17:11,920 --> 01:17:14,640
Speaker 1: Colasgow a few weeks before this all started to go,

1444
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:18,720
Speaker 1: and I have plenty of food, plenty of alcohol, and uh,

1445
01:17:19,360 --> 01:17:22,240
Speaker 1: I've just been Uh. I sit here looking out the window.

1446
01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:25,839
Speaker 1: There's nobody around, and I'm ready across from Madison Square Gardens.

1447
01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:28,960
Speaker 1: Had we two or three people on the street. I

1448
01:17:29,120 --> 01:17:32,680
Speaker 1: walked around the other day there was nobody there. And

1449
01:17:32,840 --> 01:17:35,120
Speaker 1: it's good to get down and take a walk. It

1450
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:37,800
Speaker 1: is that I do. I walk around. I go to

1451
01:17:37,920 --> 01:17:40,639
Speaker 1: the drug store to pick up my prescriptions and come back.

1452
01:17:41,120 --> 01:17:44,240
Speaker 1: But it's it's, uh, it's I'm enjoying it, but I

1453
01:17:44,320 --> 01:17:46,360
Speaker 1: mean it's I'm just waiting for the see it over.

1454
01:17:47,040 --> 01:17:51,840
Speaker 1: I hope he's right, he says, the President said, by easter. Well,

1455
01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:54,600
Speaker 1: you know, but I don't know. Look, we all want that,

1456
01:17:54,760 --> 01:17:56,800
Speaker 1: but you know, let's let's let the experts tell us

1457
01:17:56,880 --> 01:17:59,240
Speaker 1: what to do. Hey, what was your question for Uncle

1458
01:17:59,320 --> 01:18:02,160
Speaker 1: Johnny Danielle? I wanted to know when he stocked up?

1459
01:18:02,200 --> 01:18:05,320
Speaker 1: Did he stock up on more food or alcohol. I

1460
01:18:05,520 --> 01:18:09,000
Speaker 1: did both. Yea. When I go to Costco with the

1461
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:14,200
Speaker 1: right next door is the liquor store, everything all at one.

1462
01:18:14,479 --> 01:18:17,720
Speaker 1: Oh you get a little of everything. Okay, gotcha? Now

1463
01:18:18,120 --> 01:18:20,559
Speaker 1: you know your your nephew Alex is here, Uncle Johnny.

1464
01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,400
Speaker 1: He wants to say good morning to you. Good morning,

1465
01:18:22,520 --> 01:18:27,320
Speaker 1: Uncle Johnny, Good morning Alex. Who are you? So I

1466
01:18:27,439 --> 01:18:30,120
Speaker 1: got to teach you how to use FaceTime because after

1467
01:18:30,240 --> 01:18:33,960
Speaker 1: we FaceTime quit you yesterday, you forgot to hang up

1468
01:18:34,479 --> 01:18:37,080
Speaker 1: and you were walking around the house nude. Yeah, we

1469
01:18:37,120 --> 01:18:41,479
Speaker 1: saw your wiener. Well, see what happens is you called

1470
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:46,720
Speaker 1: me on FaceTime a few days ago. I don't know

1471
01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,080
Speaker 1: if it was from from where, from where you from

1472
01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:51,880
Speaker 1: working or whatever, but you called me and I didn't

1473
01:18:51,920 --> 01:18:54,000
Speaker 1: know how to shut it off. So when I just

1474
01:18:54,200 --> 01:18:56,000
Speaker 1: looked for your phone number and I went, oh, there

1475
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:58,840
Speaker 1: it is, and I pressed it and it was FaceTime.

1476
01:18:58,880 --> 01:19:01,439
Speaker 1: I didn't realize that. So you answered then I went,

1477
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:03,040
Speaker 1: oh my god, what is that? Well we thought you

1478
01:19:03,080 --> 01:19:04,880
Speaker 1: did that on purpose, I know, but you you gotta

1479
01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:06,960
Speaker 1: learn how to hang it up now. So Alice is

1480
01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:09,160
Speaker 1: going to practice with you later because you were on

1481
01:19:09,280 --> 01:19:11,320
Speaker 1: and all we heard you, all we heard you saying

1482
01:19:11,479 --> 01:19:17,840
Speaker 1: was I mean, hey, how do you joining it off?

1483
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:21,960
Speaker 1: You started hitting it and we're screaming it. You're going

1484
01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:25,479
Speaker 1: to Uncle Johnny. Uncle Johnny, we can see your penis.

1485
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:29,439
Speaker 1: I know I'm not pretty on FaceTime. This is I

1486
01:19:29,479 --> 01:19:34,960
Speaker 1: don't have a face for FaceTime have a penis for

1487
01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:38,400
Speaker 1: a FaceTime either. I had my my teeny and I

1488
01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,679
Speaker 1: was smoking a joint and I said, well, I gotta

1489
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:47,040
Speaker 1: you know, this will be it will be relaxing. Allright,

1490
01:19:47,240 --> 01:19:49,639
Speaker 1: We're gonna FaceTime you later. And by the way, Uncle

1491
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:53,840
Speaker 1: Johnny will have some knock knock jokes this Friday, and

1492
01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:58,639
Speaker 1: so we're in but I knock knock jokes from home. Okay,

1493
01:19:58,720 --> 01:20:01,720
Speaker 1: that'll be great. So you and Alex can FaceTime later

1494
01:20:01,760 --> 01:20:05,240
Speaker 1: and you can get some knock knock jokes going, okay, okay, great,

1495
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:10,719
Speaker 1: all right, all right, guys, listen you all stay safe

1496
01:20:11,040 --> 01:20:14,479
Speaker 1: and enjoy and you sound like you're doing a fabulous

1497
01:20:15,120 --> 01:20:19,720
Speaker 1: job there, and stay safe and cook a lot. We're

1498
01:20:19,760 --> 01:20:22,479
Speaker 1: cooking a lot. We love you, Johnny. You have a

1499
01:20:22,520 --> 01:20:25,080
Speaker 1: beautiful day. We'll call you later. Okay, all right, I

1500
01:20:25,200 --> 01:20:30,280
Speaker 1: love you guys. Thank you seriously. Alex. How long I

1501
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:32,799
Speaker 1: mean it was like three minutes. It was like three minutes.

1502
01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,040
Speaker 1: He see him moving the phone around and then you

1503
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:39,280
Speaker 1: see his penis and I'm like, oh my g it

1504
01:20:39,439 --> 01:20:47,120
Speaker 1: was it was his knee and his penis. Yeah. At

1505
01:20:47,160 --> 01:20:52,640
Speaker 1: this point anyway, so I have to I have to

1506
01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:54,559
Speaker 1: my hero today. I have to I have to point

1507
01:20:54,600 --> 01:20:57,519
Speaker 1: out a hero and that's Alex. Yesterday we received six

1508
01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:00,360
Speaker 1: chairs that had to be put together. He had them

1509
01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:04,400
Speaker 1: put together in like fifteen minutes. It's amazing. With a drill,

1510
01:21:04,479 --> 01:21:06,920
Speaker 1: he's a power drill. Where do we get a power drill?

1511
01:21:07,320 --> 01:21:10,240
Speaker 1: It's my secret stash. Yet he has a secret stash here.

1512
01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:16,240
Speaker 1: So anyway, our goal here at my new Bumper Stager

1513
01:21:16,320 --> 01:21:19,800
Speaker 1: is stay home America, keep Uncle Johnny alive. So next

1514
01:21:19,840 --> 01:21:21,280
Speaker 1: time you want to go out and start hanging out

1515
01:21:21,320 --> 01:21:24,840
Speaker 1: with people, keep in mind Uncle Johnny's gonna suffer coming

1516
01:21:24,920 --> 01:21:27,439
Speaker 1: up the cheapest bastard in the world Scotty b. And

1517
01:21:27,800 --> 01:21:30,320
Speaker 1: also we have a new game called toilet paper or

1518
01:21:30,400 --> 01:21:34,559
Speaker 1: No toilet Paper. That's all the way the three things

1519
01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:36,479
Speaker 1: you need to know from Gandhi Right now, Gandhi, what's

1520
01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:40,280
Speaker 1: going on? All right? So Prince Charles has tested positive

1521
01:21:40,320 --> 01:21:43,599
Speaker 1: for COVID nineteen Buckingham Palace made the announcement, which makes

1522
01:21:43,680 --> 01:21:45,800
Speaker 1: him the first member of the royal family to come

1523
01:21:45,880 --> 01:21:49,240
Speaker 1: down with the virus. He's reportedly displaying mild symptoms and

1524
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:53,840
Speaker 1: self isolating at his castle in Scotland. All NFL training

1525
01:21:53,920 --> 01:21:56,280
Speaker 1: facilities are going to close tonight by six pm, with

1526
01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:59,240
Speaker 1: just a couple exceptions. The shutdown is going to last

1527
01:21:59,360 --> 01:22:02,160
Speaker 1: until April eighth, when the league will then determine with

1528
01:22:02,360 --> 01:22:04,760
Speaker 1: the help of medical and health experts, if it's safe

1529
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:07,160
Speaker 1: to reopen. They're going to clean, sanitize, do all of

1530
01:22:07,240 --> 01:22:09,800
Speaker 1: that stuff. Roger Goodell says that this ensures that all

1531
01:22:09,840 --> 01:22:13,120
Speaker 1: teams operate on a level playing field and that nobody

1532
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:16,000
Speaker 1: has an advantage over somebody else if one facility closed

1533
01:22:16,080 --> 01:22:19,280
Speaker 1: and another did not. And finally, if you think you're

1534
01:22:19,280 --> 01:22:22,439
Speaker 1: being funny by coughing at people, especially when you're angry

1535
01:22:22,479 --> 01:22:25,120
Speaker 1: at them or having a disagreement, think again. I don't

1536
01:22:25,120 --> 01:22:28,000
Speaker 1: know if you guys saw the story. Yeah, a man

1537
01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:31,280
Speaker 1: for New Jersey is being charged after he coughed at

1538
01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:34,680
Speaker 1: a supermarket employee and then told them he had the coronavirus.

1539
01:22:34,800 --> 01:22:37,599
Speaker 1: Apparently he got upset when j was told he was Yeah,

1540
01:22:38,040 --> 01:22:39,880
Speaker 1: he was told he was standing too close to an

1541
01:22:39,920 --> 01:22:42,880
Speaker 1: open food display, and then he got irate at this

1542
01:22:43,360 --> 01:22:46,400
Speaker 1: employee started coughing on purpose, claimed he was infected. So

1543
01:22:46,600 --> 01:22:48,200
Speaker 1: now he's going to have to face a judge to

1544
01:22:48,280 --> 01:22:52,160
Speaker 1: answer to charges of terroristic threats, harassment, and obstruction. It's

1545
01:22:52,200 --> 01:22:54,519
Speaker 1: not funny. Don't joke around like that. You will get

1546
01:22:54,560 --> 01:22:57,120
Speaker 1: in trouble. No, no, he needs to go to jail.

1547
01:22:57,280 --> 01:23:02,519
Speaker 1: People like that. That's not good. He's right, Daniel is stoupid.

1548
01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:09,040
Speaker 1: It is stupid, stupid, it's stupid. Stop all right, give

1549
01:23:09,080 --> 01:23:12,439
Speaker 1: me some music here, scary. It's now speaking of stoping,

1550
01:23:13,479 --> 01:23:17,920
Speaker 1: it's now time to play toilet Paper or not toilet Paper. Alright,

1551
01:23:18,040 --> 01:23:19,920
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna tell you how to play the game.

1552
01:23:20,040 --> 01:23:22,600
Speaker 1: I'll just I'll hitch you up with it when you

1553
01:23:22,760 --> 01:23:25,840
Speaker 1: call into play. What do we have to give away there? Straight, Nate,

1554
01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:29,360
Speaker 1: we have anything. Yeah, we have a fabulous prize and

1555
01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:32,040
Speaker 1: scary we'll have it next. In other words, they have

1556
01:23:32,200 --> 01:23:35,760
Speaker 1: no freaking clue we're given away. He's got he's got

1557
01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:37,320
Speaker 1: to print it out. But the thing is, we gotta

1558
01:23:37,320 --> 01:23:38,800
Speaker 1: go to Scott. Scott, he's got to pass it to

1559
01:23:38,920 --> 01:23:41,600
Speaker 1: us through the under the door it's like we're separating,

1560
01:23:41,640 --> 01:23:44,120
Speaker 1: you know. So okay, alright, alright, so okay, pass it

1561
01:23:44,200 --> 01:23:46,519
Speaker 1: under the door. All right, So toilet paper or not

1562
01:23:46,840 --> 01:23:49,960
Speaker 1: toilet paper? That is coming up? Right? What straight name?

1563
01:23:50,000 --> 01:23:55,720
Speaker 1: Can we take a break? Yes? Absolutely? Break? Okay if

1564
01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:59,040
Speaker 1: he's or something, I don't know, what are you doing?

1565
01:23:59,080 --> 01:24:01,400
Speaker 1: He doesn't look like when he sounds like a keebler elf?

1566
01:24:02,880 --> 01:24:04,559
Speaker 1: All right, all right, we'll take it. We'll be back

1567
01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:07,080
Speaker 1: with toilet paper or not toilet paper right after the

1568
01:24:08,560 --> 01:24:11,960
Speaker 1: More from the Mercedes AMG Interview Lounge. Katie Perry's on

1569
01:24:11,960 --> 01:24:14,439
Speaker 1: the phone. So you are obviously shooting American idol while

1570
01:24:14,479 --> 01:24:17,000
Speaker 1: you were pregnant. Did you have to hide it from people? Well?

1571
01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:21,920
Speaker 1: The good thing is that I've always been hungry. Taught

1572
01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:25,400
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1573
01:24:25,400 --> 01:24:27,840
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1574
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:30,720
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1575
01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:33,479
Speaker 1: a test drive today, Elvis Duran in the morning show

1576
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:36,760
Speaker 1: Nate here, and if you're tired of tossing and turning

1577
01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:40,040
Speaker 1: at night, tries ze Quilt Pure Ze's liquid melatonin same

1578
01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:42,880
Speaker 1: taste as peers E's gummies, but in liquid form. So

1579
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:46,719
Speaker 1: give yourself arrest and buy it Zequilt, Perez's Liquid Melatonin,

1580
01:24:46,880 --> 01:24:53,680
Speaker 1: fininged retailers everywhere. Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. All right,

1581
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:55,920
Speaker 1: so you know what, one of the superstars of this

1582
01:24:56,160 --> 01:25:01,360
Speaker 1: entire coronavirus episode is toilet paper. It's been a topic

1583
01:25:01,479 --> 01:25:04,479
Speaker 1: of everyone's conversation since the very beginning. People hoarded it

1584
01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:07,760
Speaker 1: for all the wrong reasons. Now you can't find it.

1585
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:10,960
Speaker 1: Now it's slowly rolling back into the grocery stores and

1586
01:25:11,040 --> 01:25:14,360
Speaker 1: we're getting back to our regular scheduled toilet paper in

1587
01:25:14,479 --> 01:25:16,599
Speaker 1: some places. If you don't have it, I'm sorry, You'll

1588
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:21,439
Speaker 1: get it soon. So I was looking down an aisle

1589
01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:25,479
Speaker 1: of toilet paper on a way back, way back site,

1590
01:25:25,760 --> 01:25:28,320
Speaker 1: you know, back in the days when the toilet paper

1591
01:25:28,320 --> 01:25:31,920
Speaker 1: aisle was filled. Yeah. Do you know how different brands

1592
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:34,120
Speaker 1: of toilet paper there are? I mean, there's a billion

1593
01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:36,839
Speaker 1: different brands. And I used to just go from my sharman,

1594
01:25:36,880 --> 01:25:39,599
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But yeah, anyway, so let's

1595
01:25:39,600 --> 01:25:42,519
Speaker 1: play a game. Ridy hit the music scary. It's called

1596
01:25:42,640 --> 01:25:47,640
Speaker 1: toilet paper or not toilet paper. Get three out of

1597
01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:51,320
Speaker 1: five correct and straighten. It has an incredible, incredible prize

1598
01:25:51,360 --> 01:26:01,759
Speaker 1: for you. You have to guess whether actually he printed

1599
01:26:01,760 --> 01:26:06,880
Speaker 1: it out. Daniel, Well, yeah, what what non crappy prize

1600
01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:11,840
Speaker 1: will they wins? Scary? I'm it's Eminem's Minis Chocolate candies.

1601
01:26:12,240 --> 01:26:14,280
Speaker 1: Work to you by them. It's a five hundred dollars

1602
01:26:14,320 --> 01:26:19,120
Speaker 1: cash gift car Eminem's Chocolate candies. They're obviously just a

1603
01:26:19,160 --> 01:26:21,519
Speaker 1: little smaller and it's perfect for the Easter bunny to

1604
01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:25,880
Speaker 1: leave in your Easter basket. Find Eminem's Minis Chocolate candies

1605
01:26:25,920 --> 01:26:28,880
Speaker 1: in a store near you. None unless Scary he's been

1606
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:31,479
Speaker 1: to the store because he's eaten ten tubes of them today,

1607
01:26:32,760 --> 01:26:36,519
Speaker 1: so they Thank goodness. We're giving away money and not

1608
01:26:36,640 --> 01:26:38,560
Speaker 1: the actual candy because that would make it out of

1609
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:41,960
Speaker 1: the studio scary. Rather have the candy, He'd rather have

1610
01:26:42,000 --> 01:26:44,080
Speaker 1: the Eminem Minis than the money. Let's get to contestant

1611
01:26:44,160 --> 01:26:50,000
Speaker 1: number one and uh that's married on line six. Hi, Marry,

1612
01:26:50,120 --> 01:26:53,720
Speaker 1: good morning, Good morning. We're doing very well, and we

1613
01:26:53,840 --> 01:26:57,280
Speaker 1: thank you for listening during these troubled times. Thank you,

1614
01:26:57,600 --> 01:26:59,920
Speaker 1: Thank you for so working. You guys are the highlight

1615
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,439
Speaker 1: in my morning because I'm still driving into work every day.

1616
01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:04,720
Speaker 1: Oh wow, what do you do? Mary? What do you

1617
01:27:04,800 --> 01:27:08,960
Speaker 1: do you always obviously you're essential. Yeah, I work with seniors.

1618
01:27:09,000 --> 01:27:12,000
Speaker 1: I work for Brookdale. We care for seniors. So thank

1619
01:27:12,040 --> 01:27:13,880
Speaker 1: you so much for still being on the air. You

1620
01:27:14,240 --> 01:27:16,800
Speaker 1: you highlight my morning every day. Well, and thank you

1621
01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:19,760
Speaker 1: for what you're doing with the seniors. Now here we go.

1622
01:27:20,080 --> 01:27:22,439
Speaker 1: You have to get three out of five correct. Okay,

1623
01:27:23,400 --> 01:27:26,680
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm gonna give you the brand of a

1624
01:27:26,720 --> 01:27:28,759
Speaker 1: toilet paper. You tell me if it's a real brand

1625
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:32,800
Speaker 1: or it's a it's not a brand? Ready, Okay, I'll

1626
01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:41,840
Speaker 1: try Berkeley Jensen Ultrasoft Premium. M uh real, Yeah it

1627
01:27:41,960 --> 01:27:46,559
Speaker 1: is real, that's right, by Johnson. Is the BJ's brand. Hello?

1628
01:27:47,040 --> 01:27:53,920
Speaker 1: Oh of course, isn't this a fun fun um contest?

1629
01:27:54,800 --> 01:28:01,240
Speaker 1: All right? Toilet paper brand or not? A shell t

1630
01:28:01,479 --> 01:28:04,479
Speaker 1: U s h E l l D tush tush ll

1631
01:28:06,040 --> 01:28:12,200
Speaker 1: not real? Not real? That's right. I think I went

1632
01:28:12,240 --> 01:28:17,760
Speaker 1: to high school with her though. Yeah, okay, here's another brand,

1633
01:28:17,840 --> 01:28:20,519
Speaker 1: a toilet paper or not. I hope you get this right.

1634
01:28:20,960 --> 01:28:29,120
Speaker 1: Bum boosa bumb boosa bumboa Uh not real? Oh no,

1635
01:28:29,320 --> 01:28:35,960
Speaker 1: that is that's a real toilet paper. Get out right, Okay,

1636
01:28:36,040 --> 01:28:43,639
Speaker 1: let's try another one. Continelle Ultra Squish not not real,

1637
01:28:44,360 --> 01:28:54,960
Speaker 1: not real, that's correct. Yeah, yeah, that's awesome. No, no, unfortunately,

1638
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:57,000
Speaker 1: you're just getting five hundred dollars. You can go buy

1639
01:28:57,000 --> 01:29:01,680
Speaker 1: your congratulations. Thank you so much. Oh my god, that's

1640
01:29:01,720 --> 01:29:04,200
Speaker 1: so awesome. Thank you. Now do you want to do?

1641
01:29:04,600 --> 01:29:08,519
Speaker 1: Do you want to double your money with a bonus round?

1642
01:29:09,800 --> 01:29:15,120
Speaker 1: Oh god, you could lose it all. Oh oh no,

1643
01:29:15,920 --> 01:29:18,680
Speaker 1: I think I'm happy. I can keep it and still

1644
01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:21,200
Speaker 1: play the bone. Just keep your five hundred dollars. I

1645
01:29:21,240 --> 01:29:24,280
Speaker 1: wouldn't go for the Yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm happy

1646
01:29:24,320 --> 01:29:26,719
Speaker 1: with what I got. That much of a gambler. Okay,

1647
01:29:26,800 --> 01:29:30,200
Speaker 1: good because the bonus question was a toilet paper or

1648
01:29:30,240 --> 01:29:38,799
Speaker 1: not Dingleberry scented ultrasoft. Oh my goodness, that sounds amazing

1649
01:29:38,840 --> 01:29:43,040
Speaker 1: and discussing you kept your money anyway, thank you for

1650
01:29:43,120 --> 01:29:45,640
Speaker 1: listening to us. Have a great day, and uh, I

1651
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:49,519
Speaker 1: appreciate you call. Thanks look at work? Oh thank you.

1652
01:29:49,640 --> 01:29:51,439
Speaker 1: Hold on one second and there you go. We're out

1653
01:29:51,479 --> 01:29:54,040
Speaker 1: of money, so we can't go to another just so

1654
01:29:54,160 --> 01:29:59,920
Speaker 1: I can use this what scary you just tell Eminem's

1655
01:30:00,080 --> 01:30:03,479
Speaker 1: Mini's chocolate candies. We have another five hundred dollars cash

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01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:05,439
Speaker 1: gift card to get. Oh stop it all right, hit

1657
01:30:05,479 --> 01:30:07,880
Speaker 1: the music. Let's play another round of toilet Paper or

1658
01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:13,559
Speaker 1: Not toilet Paper. We're gonna look back on these days

1659
01:30:13,600 --> 01:30:17,920
Speaker 1: and laugh. Let's go talk to Felicia can test at

1660
01:30:17,960 --> 01:30:20,920
Speaker 1: number two. There's our fake laughter. Hi and Felicia, how

1661
01:30:20,920 --> 01:30:24,400
Speaker 1: are you doing? Good morning? I am great. How are

1662
01:30:24,439 --> 01:30:28,080
Speaker 1: you well? We're doing well. We're grown men and women

1663
01:30:28,200 --> 01:30:30,600
Speaker 1: on the radio playing a game called toilet Paper or

1664
01:30:30,680 --> 01:30:36,160
Speaker 1: Not toilet Paper? So thanks to Eminem's minis. Daniell talk

1665
01:30:36,160 --> 01:30:38,439
Speaker 1: about Eminem's minis and how great they are for Easter.

1666
01:30:39,160 --> 01:30:42,120
Speaker 1: They are delicious and they're perfect for your kiddies easter

1667
01:30:42,240 --> 01:30:44,960
Speaker 1: baskets or maybe the Easter bunny even wants to hie

1668
01:30:45,040 --> 01:30:47,120
Speaker 1: them and the kitties can find them. You never know.

1669
01:30:48,120 --> 01:30:51,560
Speaker 1: Back to me, all right here, and what are you

1670
01:30:51,600 --> 01:30:57,000
Speaker 1: doing today, Felicia? I actually paper? You you do? What's

1671
01:30:57,000 --> 01:31:04,120
Speaker 1: to toilet paper? Deliver new papers? Oh newspaper? All right? Excellent?

1672
01:31:04,200 --> 01:31:06,160
Speaker 1: Well you can you keep doing that and stay safe,

1673
01:31:06,240 --> 01:31:08,519
Speaker 1: stay stay separate from people, all right? Tell me if

1674
01:31:08,560 --> 01:31:10,280
Speaker 1: this is a real toilet paper or not, or here

1675
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:16,400
Speaker 1: we go, Caboo tree free bamboo toilet paper. It's Caboo

1676
01:31:16,680 --> 01:31:22,200
Speaker 1: tree free bamboo toilet paper. Yes or no. I've never

1677
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:25,040
Speaker 1: heard of it, but I'll just say yes, yes it is.

1678
01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:29,599
Speaker 1: You can your ass with a caboo tree free bamboo

1679
01:31:29,640 --> 01:31:31,320
Speaker 1: toilet papers. All right, you need to get three out

1680
01:31:31,360 --> 01:31:34,320
Speaker 1: of five? Correct? I just you know, bamboo grows quickly.

1681
01:31:34,360 --> 01:31:38,800
Speaker 1: I hope it doesn't grow while it's in your butt. Now.

1682
01:31:39,080 --> 01:31:44,800
Speaker 1: Next one, seventh generation one recycled bath tissue. Is that

1683
01:31:44,960 --> 01:31:48,800
Speaker 1: real or not? It's seventh generation one hundred percent recycled

1684
01:31:48,880 --> 01:31:55,679
Speaker 1: bath tissue. But I'm gonna still say yes, that's correct.

1685
01:31:56,160 --> 01:32:01,719
Speaker 1: I think that's Gandhi's favorite. I have it. It's great.

1686
01:32:01,880 --> 01:32:04,800
Speaker 1: It's brown, all right, it's brown. It is, it's already brown.

1687
01:32:05,080 --> 01:32:11,080
Speaker 1: It's pleased when you're done, I don't know. It's confusing.

1688
01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:16,559
Speaker 1: Get one more, Felicia, and you've won the big thing there. Okay,

1689
01:32:16,640 --> 01:32:19,880
Speaker 1: here's the next toilet paper or not toilet paper bushes

1690
01:32:20,560 --> 01:32:25,360
Speaker 1: for tushes. No tree bamboo toilet paper bushes for tushes.

1691
01:32:27,040 --> 01:32:35,919
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say no, that's correct, And you get a graduate.

1692
01:32:37,080 --> 01:32:39,000
Speaker 1: What do you got? A five? Will get all the

1693
01:32:39,040 --> 01:32:43,080
Speaker 1: cash gift card from Eminem's Minis Chocolate candies, and you

1694
01:32:43,120 --> 01:32:45,120
Speaker 1: go again. Don't forget to pick them up for Easter

1695
01:32:45,640 --> 01:32:50,280
Speaker 1: just in time. Eminem's chocolate candies, just smaller and have

1696
01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:53,080
Speaker 1: fun with your five hundred dollars. Hey, Felicia, is it

1697
01:32:53,160 --> 01:32:57,160
Speaker 1: true that your husband works for the water department? He does.

1698
01:32:57,400 --> 01:32:59,080
Speaker 1: I just want to let you guys know that I'm

1699
01:32:59,120 --> 01:33:01,640
Speaker 1: wearing my Elvis anty shirt today and I think that

1700
01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:05,000
Speaker 1: brought me good. Oh good. Oh yeah. You know what,

1701
01:33:06,120 --> 01:33:08,439
Speaker 1: Be careful walking down the street because people will strip

1702
01:33:08,520 --> 01:33:12,960
Speaker 1: that run off of you. It's a collector's item. One second.

1703
01:33:13,439 --> 01:33:15,760
Speaker 1: Thank you for listening, and tell your husband thank you.

1704
01:33:15,960 --> 01:33:18,280
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for working down to the public

1705
01:33:18,360 --> 01:33:20,640
Speaker 1: works and reminding people do not flush things down the

1706
01:33:20,680 --> 01:33:22,720
Speaker 1: toilet unless it's supposed to go down the toilet. Thank you.

1707
01:33:23,200 --> 01:33:25,439
Speaker 1: I'll let's get into sound with Garrett, and thank you

1708
01:33:25,560 --> 01:33:28,400
Speaker 1: to Eminem's minis. Hold on one second, Flation, let's put

1709
01:33:28,400 --> 01:33:32,720
Speaker 1: that collar and holds Garrett. Oh, well, I hear it.

1710
01:33:32,760 --> 01:33:35,320
Speaker 1: Are you the kid talking? Who's the kid? Kids? Well?

1711
01:33:35,360 --> 01:33:39,400
Speaker 1: He has kids? Are you breastfeeding right now on the radio? No,

1712
01:33:39,520 --> 01:33:42,160
Speaker 1: it's well, yeah, it's breakfast time, so I could be,

1713
01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:45,080
Speaker 1: but no, it's it's it's paw Patrol waffle Day. Here

1714
01:33:45,439 --> 01:33:50,000
Speaker 1: on my kitchen. You're making paw Patrol waffles. What are those?

1715
01:33:50,880 --> 01:33:53,040
Speaker 1: Those are those are Eggos? I'm not making those. I

1716
01:33:53,080 --> 01:33:55,280
Speaker 1: don't have that kind of talent. That's a that's courtesy

1717
01:33:55,320 --> 01:33:57,840
Speaker 1: of Eggo. It's not a sponsor. Oh we love it,

1718
01:33:58,720 --> 01:34:02,160
Speaker 1: all right, what's wrong? Gondi? Gandhi's making weird facial contortions.

1719
01:34:02,439 --> 01:34:04,800
Speaker 1: What's going on? Well, I'm actually very jealous that he's

1720
01:34:04,840 --> 01:34:07,240
Speaker 1: having a pop Patrol Waffle day because that sounds amazing.

1721
01:34:07,800 --> 01:34:09,519
Speaker 1: It does sound good. I want some of that. All right,

1722
01:34:09,600 --> 01:34:11,200
Speaker 1: let's get into sound with Garrett. Garrett, what do you

1723
01:34:11,240 --> 01:34:14,080
Speaker 1: have going on? All right? Joe Buck, we know him

1724
01:34:14,120 --> 01:34:16,840
Speaker 1: from doing play by play for the World Series and

1725
01:34:17,439 --> 01:34:20,320
Speaker 1: the NFL on Fox. Well, he's bored as he sits

1726
01:34:20,360 --> 01:34:23,120
Speaker 1: at home, also in isolation, just like many of us.

1727
01:34:23,360 --> 01:34:25,799
Speaker 1: So he's asking people to send him their home videos.

1728
01:34:25,800 --> 01:34:28,240
Speaker 1: So he's doing play by play like this guy doing

1729
01:34:28,320 --> 01:34:31,960
Speaker 1: barbecue hot wings in his backyard. Look at this. They

1730
01:34:32,000 --> 01:34:34,280
Speaker 1: were already hot coming out. They're back on the grill,

1731
01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:38,439
Speaker 1: the sauces inside the bowl, reaching back in, wanting more.

1732
01:34:38,560 --> 01:34:40,640
Speaker 1: They keep coming out of that bowl. How many can

1733
01:34:40,720 --> 01:34:46,439
Speaker 1: you give us? Andrew? Unbelievable, just absolutely fired up, red hot.

1734
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:50,320
Speaker 1: Only question is there anybody else there to eat them

1735
01:34:50,439 --> 01:34:56,759
Speaker 1: with you share and he is bored. He is bored. Yeah,

1736
01:34:58,240 --> 01:35:00,720
Speaker 1: you should see him do the marble race. All right,

1737
01:35:00,760 --> 01:35:03,800
Speaker 1: Miley Cyrus, she has our Instagram show, and with a

1738
01:35:04,000 --> 01:35:06,120
Speaker 1: talk show, you need a theme song, so she sang

1739
01:35:06,200 --> 01:35:09,519
Speaker 1: her own theme song. If you want to be bright minded,

1740
01:35:09,880 --> 01:35:13,720
Speaker 1: there's just one place to go when you stuck it off.

1741
01:35:14,080 --> 01:35:18,720
Speaker 1: And the time is ticking. So my Day to Friday

1742
01:35:19,120 --> 01:35:28,160
Speaker 1: Live with Miley on my Instagram show. Today, we're here

1743
01:35:28,200 --> 01:35:33,120
Speaker 1: today Monday. Well, Gandhi's not here. We're talking to Miley Froggy.

1744
01:35:33,280 --> 01:35:34,960
Speaker 1: This is Miley and we wanted to thank her for

1745
01:35:35,000 --> 01:35:38,560
Speaker 1: that incredible theme song. Hey you guys, thank you for

1746
01:35:38,640 --> 01:35:41,559
Speaker 1: pimpa my new Instagram. Y'all, if you're born, you can

1747
01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:44,640
Speaker 1: queue in. Maybe I'll hear you might with Jina. All right,

1748
01:35:44,760 --> 01:35:53,479
Speaker 1: thank you, all right, let's go over to the tonight show.

1749
01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:55,920
Speaker 1: Last night, so Jimmy Fallon was describing what it's like

1750
01:35:56,040 --> 01:35:58,280
Speaker 1: being home with his family, and he did it in

1751
01:35:58,560 --> 01:36:02,439
Speaker 1: uh doing an impersonation of Adam Sandler. I think two

1752
01:36:02,479 --> 01:36:04,559
Speaker 1: weeks of isolation starting to take its toll. I guess

1753
01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:07,439
Speaker 1: I can explain it best through Adam Sandler. On day one,

1754
01:36:07,479 --> 01:36:10,240
Speaker 1: I felt like, okay, kids, let's get to some arts

1755
01:36:10,280 --> 01:36:12,759
Speaker 1: and crafts. That put the macaroni and the pipe cleaner

1756
01:36:12,840 --> 01:36:15,920
Speaker 1: and that's nice. And by today it was like stopting

1757
01:36:15,960 --> 01:36:27,000
Speaker 1: your sister shitter. Oh all right, all right, this is awesome.

1758
01:36:27,040 --> 01:36:30,000
Speaker 1: So two doctors from the Mayo Clinic sat down, one

1759
01:36:30,000 --> 01:36:34,160
Speaker 1: played the piano, one saying imagine and listen to their voices.

1760
01:36:34,200 --> 01:36:44,360
Speaker 1: It's it will give you goose bumps. Imagine living fun,

1761
01:36:49,080 --> 01:37:01,200
Speaker 1: you might say, but the only one. Wow. By the way, Danielle,

1762
01:37:01,360 --> 01:37:02,720
Speaker 1: you had to go to the hospital, would you go

1763
01:37:02,800 --> 01:37:09,439
Speaker 1: to the Mayo Clinic? No, I would not. Check. You

1764
01:37:09,520 --> 01:37:12,880
Speaker 1: can see that video on Katie Kirk's Instagram too, So, um,

1765
01:37:13,040 --> 01:37:15,760
Speaker 1: all right, now, Tom Hanks, you remember in Castaway he

1766
01:37:15,920 --> 01:37:17,880
Speaker 1: had that yell. He has that famous yell and it

1767
01:37:17,960 --> 01:37:27,760
Speaker 1: sounds like this, all right, So a lot of people

1768
01:37:27,840 --> 01:37:30,120
Speaker 1: being at home figured like, let me go on YouTube

1769
01:37:30,439 --> 01:37:32,400
Speaker 1: because I think I've heard this before. So this guy

1770
01:37:32,479 --> 01:37:35,639
Speaker 1: sound a sea lion who sounds like Tom Hanks yelling

1771
01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:48,400
Speaker 1: and Castaway, Oh my god, that's just se lion screaming

1772
01:37:48,479 --> 01:37:50,519
Speaker 1: like Tom Hanks. I mean, can we get any more

1773
01:37:50,560 --> 01:37:54,360
Speaker 1: bored on the internet? Right now? Um? All right now.

1774
01:37:54,479 --> 01:37:56,840
Speaker 1: We played a clip just the other day of Chris

1775
01:37:56,960 --> 01:38:00,000
Speaker 1: Cuomo from CNN interviewing his brother, the Governor of New York,

1776
01:38:00,160 --> 01:38:03,000
Speaker 1: Andrew Cuomo, and they argued about who Mom loves more,

1777
01:38:03,760 --> 01:38:07,479
Speaker 1: Chris or Andrew. So yesterday both brothers were on CNN

1778
01:38:07,560 --> 01:38:10,200
Speaker 1: again doing an interview and they were talking about Mom.

1779
01:38:10,479 --> 01:38:13,000
Speaker 1: Yet again, it's the reality better than any other right now,

1780
01:38:13,000 --> 01:38:15,160
Speaker 1: at least in New York. Is the Governor of New York,

1781
01:38:15,200 --> 01:38:18,040
Speaker 1: Andrew Cuomo. Of course, my brother, thank you for coming

1782
01:38:18,120 --> 01:38:22,640
Speaker 1: back to the show. Mom told me I had to.

1783
01:38:30,960 --> 01:38:33,840
Speaker 1: It was probably the delay. And then we got and

1784
01:38:34,000 --> 01:38:35,800
Speaker 1: Elvis if you want to play it later. We got

1785
01:38:35,840 --> 01:38:38,040
Speaker 1: a bunch of sound from the Governor of New York,

1786
01:38:38,120 --> 01:38:41,120
Speaker 1: Andrew Cuomo, thanking first responders and talking about getting through

1787
01:38:41,200 --> 01:38:44,280
Speaker 1: these tough times. Oh, he just had some great stuff,

1788
01:38:44,479 --> 01:38:46,160
Speaker 1: great stuff to talk about. We'll get into that later.

1789
01:38:46,200 --> 01:38:49,040
Speaker 1: But you're a good dad and a good American. So Paul,

1790
01:38:49,200 --> 01:38:52,120
Speaker 1: some more, some more eggos in the toaster, and we'll

1791
01:38:52,120 --> 01:38:54,920
Speaker 1: talk to you later. Garrett, Thank you so much. Well morning, Tom,

1792
01:38:55,080 --> 01:38:57,920
Speaker 1: oh my neighbors outside, Hey, yeah, no, I'm already Tom,

1793
01:38:58,400 --> 01:39:00,720
Speaker 1: all right, thank you, Garrett, get into the three things

1794
01:39:00,760 --> 01:39:04,360
Speaker 1: you need to know, Gandhi, what's going on? Lots of stuff.

1795
01:39:04,439 --> 01:39:06,519
Speaker 1: President Trump says he would love to see the US

1796
01:39:06,560 --> 01:39:09,559
Speaker 1: fully open again by Easter. He's saying that social distancing

1797
01:39:09,600 --> 01:39:12,800
Speaker 1: guidelines are being assessed and saying that the country could

1798
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:16,519
Speaker 1: actually be destroyed if we close it down. Also, last

1799
01:39:16,600 --> 01:39:19,320
Speaker 1: night and early this morning, actually the two trillion dollar

1800
01:39:19,400 --> 01:39:22,800
Speaker 1: relief package was approved. That money is intended for businesses,

1801
01:39:23,080 --> 01:39:26,520
Speaker 1: laid off workers, and families who are affected by the coronavirus.

1802
01:39:27,160 --> 01:39:30,679
Speaker 1: You get an idea, got an idea? Since we should

1803
01:39:30,760 --> 01:39:33,840
Speaker 1: not be out doing everything we can to solve the

1804
01:39:34,280 --> 01:39:37,240
Speaker 1: country's problems, we need to be separate from separate from

1805
01:39:37,280 --> 01:39:41,120
Speaker 1: each other. How can we try to help people out

1806
01:39:41,280 --> 01:39:44,360
Speaker 1: by not connecting with other people physically? Think about what

1807
01:39:44,600 --> 01:39:47,160
Speaker 1: you can do if you can, if you're able, if

1808
01:39:47,160 --> 01:39:49,400
Speaker 1: you're working, and you have income coming in, what can

1809
01:39:49,520 --> 01:39:52,760
Speaker 1: you do to keep the economy rolling? Who can you

1810
01:39:52,880 --> 01:39:55,960
Speaker 1: help out? What can you buy that you need that's essential.

1811
01:39:56,160 --> 01:39:58,320
Speaker 1: It's not going to put someone in danger getting it

1812
01:39:58,400 --> 01:40:01,040
Speaker 1: to you. Just think it through, because look, you know

1813
01:40:01,240 --> 01:40:04,320
Speaker 1: the truth is getting this all together in a couple

1814
01:40:04,400 --> 01:40:07,719
Speaker 1: of weeks, that's not going to happen. But you know, Look,

1815
01:40:08,200 --> 01:40:11,760
Speaker 1: if you can help someone somehow, think it through, be

1816
01:40:11,920 --> 01:40:13,640
Speaker 1: creative and make it happen back to you, Ghandi. What

1817
01:40:13,680 --> 01:40:16,360
Speaker 1: else is going on? Well, we've been appreciating all types

1818
01:40:16,360 --> 01:40:19,200
Speaker 1: of different essential employees all morning. And another group of

1819
01:40:19,240 --> 01:40:23,160
Speaker 1: people who we should appreciate TSA workers. Thirty two TSA

1820
01:40:23,280 --> 01:40:26,200
Speaker 1: workers at fifteen different airports across the country have tested

1821
01:40:26,240 --> 01:40:28,840
Speaker 1: positive for the coronavirus, and we know that they're handling

1822
01:40:28,880 --> 01:40:30,880
Speaker 1: stuff from all over the place all the time. The

1823
01:40:31,000 --> 01:40:33,679
Speaker 1: East Coast is the hardest hit, with five confirmed cases

1824
01:40:34,040 --> 01:40:39,400
Speaker 1: among JFK International, Newark, Liberty International, and LaGuardia. And finally,

1825
01:40:39,600 --> 01:40:42,679
Speaker 1: talking about keeping things going, but keeping your social distance,

1826
01:40:42,760 --> 01:40:45,439
Speaker 1: looking for love not necessarily a thing of the past.

1827
01:40:45,760 --> 01:40:48,559
Speaker 1: A guy in New York was apparently outside looking at

1828
01:40:48,600 --> 01:40:50,919
Speaker 1: what's going on, saw a girl dancing on a rooftop

1829
01:40:51,200 --> 01:40:53,800
Speaker 1: and he owned a drone, so he taped his number

1830
01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:56,680
Speaker 1: to the drone and sent it flying over. The two

1831
01:40:56,760 --> 01:40:58,920
Speaker 1: of them have been texting back and forth ever since,

1832
01:40:59,000 --> 01:41:00,880
Speaker 1: and they plan on getting together. So if you have

1833
01:41:00,960 --> 01:41:07,360
Speaker 1: a drone, love could still be in the air. None, Yeah, oh, gandhi,

1834
01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:10,639
Speaker 1: thank you there's your three your three things. The cheap bastard.

1835
01:41:10,680 --> 01:41:12,760
Speaker 1: Scottie b is still on holding, ready to come in

1836
01:41:12,800 --> 01:41:15,400
Speaker 1: and tell us how to save money to Gercy store. Yeah,

1837
01:41:15,479 --> 01:41:17,439
Speaker 1: so we may have another guest that I haven't even

1838
01:41:17,520 --> 01:41:19,360
Speaker 1: put on the schedule today because we don't know if

1839
01:41:19,439 --> 01:41:21,160
Speaker 1: he's going to be here or not. So I hang out.

1840
01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:25,760
Speaker 1: We got more on the way. Elvis Duran in the

1841
01:41:25,880 --> 01:41:31,080
Speaker 1: Morning show. Oh uh, what do you want to talk about?

1842
01:41:31,120 --> 01:41:34,800
Speaker 1: Let's talking us to talk about. Oh, Norton, Okay, this

1843
01:41:34,960 --> 01:41:37,320
Speaker 1: is very important. There are a lot of people. There

1844
01:41:37,360 --> 01:41:38,799
Speaker 1: are a lot of people out there who were bored,

1845
01:41:38,920 --> 01:41:41,160
Speaker 1: and they're shifty and can't be trusted, and they're at

1846
01:41:41,200 --> 01:41:44,960
Speaker 1: home trying to figure out a way to steal your stuff, right, Gandhi, Yes,

1847
01:41:45,160 --> 01:41:47,680
Speaker 1: yesterday I got an alert saying that my Twitter had

1848
01:41:47,720 --> 01:41:50,320
Speaker 1: been attempted to be hacked into, and then I posted

1849
01:41:50,320 --> 01:41:52,360
Speaker 1: it and so many other people told me they were

1850
01:41:52,439 --> 01:41:54,200
Speaker 1: dealing with the same thing on all of their apps,

1851
01:41:54,280 --> 01:41:57,960
Speaker 1: like Instagram, Uber, all of it. It's true now Norton

1852
01:41:58,040 --> 01:42:01,240
Speaker 1: at three sixty LifeLock, we have all joined in and

1853
01:42:01,600 --> 01:42:05,920
Speaker 1: I'm getting I'm getting alerts almost every single day because

1854
01:42:06,000 --> 01:42:08,719
Speaker 1: of well me, it's trying to remind me that I'm

1855
01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:12,840
Speaker 1: in my stuff doing things. The thing is there are

1856
01:42:12,880 --> 01:42:15,759
Speaker 1: people out there who are shifty and they can't be trusted.

1857
01:42:15,800 --> 01:42:17,920
Speaker 1: They can steal your stuff, and they can go open

1858
01:42:18,040 --> 01:42:21,519
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Speaker 1: I don't know where to start. We've got cheap bastard,

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Speaker 1: Scotty b our Lovely Sister Danielle with her Danielle report. Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. We're gonna hold off on that, uh, Danielle,

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Speaker 1: into the cheap Bastard. Scotty B. He's got a special report,

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Speaker 1: Scotty B. We all agree, right, Scotty B's I mean

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Speaker 1: But there's nothing wrong with that. In these times of learning,

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Speaker 1: And hey, yeah, give me one more than I have

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Speaker 1: a question for you. Okay, how about store brands. People

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Speaker 1: generally don't like to buy store brands because they're like,

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Speaker 1: I don't want to have the store brand in my house.

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Speaker 1: But you know what, no one's coming to your house anyway.

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Speaker 1: You know, the artwork on the store brand boxes isn't

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Speaker 1: But most of those items are just as good a

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Speaker 1: you go. Hey, Scotty, Yeah, on your Facebook yesterday that

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Speaker 1: poor family? What is this? Well? You know when you

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Speaker 1: when you just go pee, I mean sometimes people like

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Speaker 1: one ply toilet paper, but if you need to, you know,

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Speaker 1: So I have two rolls next to each other, so

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Speaker 1: one is for one and the other ones for two.

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Speaker 1: Did you guys see that he posted? It is two

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Speaker 1: It's just his number one on the thin one, number

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Speaker 1: bastard music. You got it, bastard. There you have it, Danielle.

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Speaker 1: well we'll try to get through this. But we're dying

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Speaker 1: sounds like like a male version of Danielle. And I'm

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Speaker 1: proud of that, and you should be. And here we

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Speaker 1: are in New York. You know what I gotta say.

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Speaker 1: No matter where you're listening, as you know, New York

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Speaker 1: is in the news big time with this coronavirus that's

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Speaker 1: going on. I mean, we have it big time in

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Speaker 1: our city. As a matter of fact, the US government

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Speaker 1: asked yesterday if you traveled from New York to anywhere

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Speaker 1: else in the world, or anywhere else in this country,

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Speaker 1: you need to quarantine for fourteen days because you most

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Speaker 1: likely have it, suggesting that we all have it, so

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Speaker 1: all right, I think we pretty much knew that before

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Speaker 1: we had that announced announcement yesterday. And even if you

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Speaker 1: may not have it, you need to be living your

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Speaker 1: life as if you do have it. But anyway, no

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Speaker 1: one loves New York more than our or, Governor Cuomo.

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Speaker 1: He has a few more things to say here. They

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Speaker 1: are We're going to make it because I love New

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Speaker 1: York and I love New York because New York loves you.

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Speaker 1: New York loves all of you, black and white and

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Speaker 1: brown and Asian and short and tall and gay and straight.

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Speaker 1: New York loves everyone. That's why I love New York.

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Speaker 1: It always has, it always will. And at the end

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Speaker 1: of the day, my friends, even if it is a

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Speaker 1: long day, and this is a long day, love wins.

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Speaker 1: And there you have it. Thank you, Governor. You know,

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Speaker 1: we come in here every day and we laugh and

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Speaker 1: we carry on and we have fun because we have to.

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Speaker 1: We don't have a choice. Because I know that Gandhi

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Speaker 1: and Danielle and straight Aid and Froggy and Scary and

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Speaker 1: and Garrett and Scotty b and and Garrett and did

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Speaker 1: I say Garrett Garrett three times? Garrett and all of us.

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Speaker 1: You know, we come in here every day because if

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Speaker 1: we didn't have this to do every day, I think

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Speaker 1: we I know us, I think we'd be lost, Diamond,

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Speaker 1: Brody and and and Sam and we would be lost

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Speaker 1: without this job. Do you agree, am I? Am I right? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: of course you are. Just so thank you for allowing

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Speaker 1: us to do this every day because of you. We

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Speaker 1: love you. Thank you for being there. Otherwise, Uh, A

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Speaker 1: life with no purpose just is no life whatsoever. So

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Speaker 1: figure out today what your purpose is and love it,

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Speaker 1: stick to it, be the best at it. Go in

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Speaker 1: there and screw up like we do, and and and

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Speaker 1: celebrate your screw ups, and celebrate the good and the bad.

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Speaker 1: Celebrate the fact that you're living. You've got downs, You've

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Speaker 1: got up, celebrate the ups, learn from the downs. And

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Speaker 1: there you have it. And thank you again, Governor Coomo.

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Speaker 1: We gotta take a break. Your phone tap coming up

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Speaker 1: right after this. What's happened? Demi van? Okay? This is

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Speaker 1: Let's see what the scary's phone tap is all about today.

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01:56:25,440 --> 01:56:27,760
Speaker 1: So Kira's in high school and she gets in trouble

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Speaker 1: there all the time. Now add to that the fact

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Speaker 1: that her mom is overprotective of her when she can be.

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Speaker 1: In fact, her mom is so strict that Kira just

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Speaker 1: got her first cell phone recently. And so um, I

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Speaker 1: figured I'd pretend to be Kira's boyfriend calling her cell phone. Okay,

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Speaker 1: her mom is not very happy. All right, here we go. Hello, Hey, Kira,

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Speaker 1: who's this? It's little Wayne? How are you jo? It's

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Speaker 1: way from the school yard. How are you doing? Oh? Hey,

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Speaker 1: how are you doing? But did you hear what your hell?

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Speaker 1: I say? Who are talking to on the phone? Racey? No?

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Speaker 1: Hold on? You want to hang out? When do you

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Speaker 1: want to hang out? Hold on? Give me the phone?

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Speaker 1: Tell me when your parents are at home? Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Who's that? This is her mother? My name's Wayne? How

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Speaker 1: are you doing? My excuse you? Let me explain something

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Speaker 1: to you. Wayne. I don't know where are you calling

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Speaker 1: from or who you are? But Kara's not supposed to

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Speaker 1: be on the phone talking to nobody, which means you.

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Speaker 1: Why I don't get it. Why can't you talk to

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Speaker 1: people on the phone. Well, excuse me, sounds rough on

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Speaker 1: my phone in the first of all. Right now, I

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Speaker 1: don't know who you are, but you sound like a

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Speaker 1: slow life and I don't want you on the phone

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Speaker 1: with my child. Why did she have a cell phone? Then,

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Speaker 1: it's none of your damn business why she got her

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Speaker 1: cell phone. It's emergencies, that's why she got her cell phone.

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Speaker 1: And have nothing to do with you, Kara. Let me

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Speaker 1: tell you, hold on you right now, me and you.

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Speaker 1: I'm about to kick your ass. Listen to me. You're

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01:58:00,520 --> 01:58:03,480
Speaker 1: gonna calm right now because I've had it up hill

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Speaker 1: with your ass. Young man. You are not to call

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Speaker 1: this phone young money. No mo not, young man. Excuse

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Speaker 1: the young money. But let me tell you right now.

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Speaker 1: You got the wrong I could call you, weazy, you

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Speaker 1: out of you. I'm a group. Let me explain something

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01:58:20,200 --> 01:58:23,520
Speaker 1: to you. You where's your parents? That's what you need.

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Speaker 1: You need to put your mama on the phone right now.

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Speaker 1: Because I don't know about you. I've never heard you before,

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Speaker 1: never seen you. Before. Put your mother on the phone,

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Speaker 1: because you're not gonna be calling him to my house

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Speaker 1: with this child right thinking your daughter is bionic? What

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Speaker 1: are you talking about. I don't think she's beautiful. I

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Speaker 1: think she's beyond it. Hello, Hey, it's Wayne again. How's

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Speaker 1: your mom? What? You know? What? You crazy? You're crazy?

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Speaker 1: Not crazy, I'm not crazy. You're the one that's gonna

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Speaker 1: wind up on YouTube. That's what went through this before.

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Speaker 1: When that guy calls here talking about I hit it

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Speaker 1: and I put it in all that. This is what

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to do with you. Stop the girl.

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Speaker 1: I ain't got no tough for you no more. He

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Speaker 1: speaker phone. Yes, tell your mom that I'm a good

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Speaker 1: guy and I shared my forty with you. Bring him

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Speaker 1: in my face. I can crack a forty over his

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Speaker 1: damn head. Tell your mind that I'm fighting for this

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Speaker 1: girl on the battle. Feel the love. Get off. I

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Speaker 1: don't care. I'm going to see her tonight. Don't look

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Speaker 1: like baby cupids. You ain't going nowhere. You stay it

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Speaker 1: right up in this damn you can't. You can't make

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Speaker 1: me do nothing. I'm going to my father house and

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Speaker 1: let jay Z go and pay for yourself. Go ahead,

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Speaker 1: that's what you do, because why are you calling this?

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Speaker 1: Are you still serious? Are just serious? Stop calling me?

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Speaker 1: Stop calling him calling me? This is my phone. I

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Speaker 1: could make it. What is this? I just want to

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Speaker 1: get behind it. You want to get behind right? I

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Speaker 1: just you're doing I'm a No, let me explain something

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Speaker 1: to you. No, I'm gonna hurt mouth, Cara. That's it.

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Speaker 1: I don't have confidence. I work hard in my life, Carol.

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Speaker 1: I'm not calling me shone you little road in, and

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Speaker 1: I will have the police at your house. Okay, like

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Speaker 1: a cop. Cop stand it and stare at me like that.

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Speaker 1: This is your boots on this phone. I'm done with this.

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Speaker 1: You're crazy. Oh I'm crazy. Oh I'm crazy. You're about

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Speaker 1: to see crazy, bitch. This guy's a clown. Okay, yeah,

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02:00:32,360 --> 02:00:35,800
Speaker 1: I want to know what the assignment is. Excuse me? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you will not be dragging a sex class together as

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Speaker 1: colin for the homework. First of all, I have my

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Speaker 1: daughter schedule. My daughter is not taking any sex educational classes.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, is this the case that got arrested

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Speaker 1: for bringing the boones in a cister to school and

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Speaker 1: selling it? No? Actually, I'm an inspiring rap artist. Oh

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Speaker 1: you were inspiring rap artist. You're aspired rat. I like

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Speaker 1: to wrap my damn fister, your damn faith. You need

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Speaker 1: to go and get I got Chipila and I'm a

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Speaker 1: part of Alcoholics Anonymous. Are you still serlious? Selious? Bob?

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Speaker 1: Hello Bob, This is Scary Jones. Elvis Durand in the

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Hello, You're got phone tapped? Get your ass

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Speaker 1: over here. Think according little Wayne lyrics, we're giving away.

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Speaker 1: This phone tap was prerecorded permission granted by all participans.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran phone tad were Elvis Durand in the Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? This is Wendy Williams. What's up? Y'all?

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Speaker 1: On Beyonce? What's going on? This is Drake and you're

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