Speaker 1: Second date of dates. It goes without saying on this
Speaker 1: show we're rule breakers. Yeah, Jeffrey's being a bad boy.
Speaker 1: You know it, Brooke because the rules say we're supposed
Speaker 1: to help out our listeners after they go out on
Speaker 1: a weird first date. Okay, yeah, but you know what,
Speaker 1: we'll take somebody who's gone on seventeen dates as long
Speaker 1: as something really embarrassing happened during it because we're rebels.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, are you in a full relationship but totally humiliated?
Speaker 1: We got you. We'll do it anyway. We've got somebody
Speaker 1: that likes to break the rules with us and he
Speaker 1: needs our help today. His name is Matt. What's up, Matt, Hey,
Speaker 1: how you doing? Oh Matt, you're you're a real rebel
Speaker 1: like Jeffrey. As right a question and you didn't answer right.
Speaker 1: That's right, brough for a second, regular Jeffrey days. It's
Speaker 1: too all the masculinity, you know, yeah, boils over sometimes, Matt,
Speaker 1: tell us about the woman. Tell us about the woman
Speaker 1: that you want us to call today. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name is Kelly? Okay, how so it sounds like
Speaker 1: you went out with Kelly more than once? Is that true? Yeah?
Speaker 1: We have like a couple of dates and where, Yeah,
Speaker 1: where'd you meet her? I met her online and we
Speaker 1: decided to go out for coffee on the playground lie board. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Sorcience's coming out today, Matt, I apologize. So you met
Speaker 1: her on the Rebels playground and you took her out
Speaker 1: to coffee? Yeah? How that go? So we had a
Speaker 1: really great first date. We just had you know, had
Speaker 1: like instant chemistry. And by the end of the first date,
Speaker 1: we were just sharing things that you would not normally
Speaker 1: share with somebody on the first date. And we're holding
Speaker 1: hands and stop, dude, when you can feel it, you're comfortable,
Speaker 1: You're like, let's skip all the little things. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: lock pinkies. I mean apparently you went on a second date.
Speaker 1: Did that chemistry continue? Yeah? Well, the second day, we
Speaker 1: decided to go to a concert and she asked if
Speaker 1: it was okay to spend the night. Oh okay. She
Speaker 1: asked that before you guys went out, or while you
Speaker 1: guys were out, just before we went out. She asked
Speaker 1: me if it would be okay, and I of course
Speaker 1: said yeah, though you were like, no, daddy, But that's
Speaker 1: a really good sign for how she thinks the date's
Speaker 1: about to go to yeah for sure, and that she
Speaker 1: said it when she was sober. Yeah. Yeah, So what happened?
Speaker 1: So we went to the show, We had a good time,
Speaker 1: and before we went back to my place, Shaft me
Speaker 1: if we could go for a bite to eat. So
Speaker 1: we ended up doing that and order drinks and all that.
Speaker 1: It was good. We had the same kind of chemistry
Speaker 1: going is before and you know, that's really natural and
Speaker 1: it's so exciting when you can continue that momentum, right
Speaker 1: because you never know it's the first day to fluke
Speaker 1: or sounds too good to be true. We really have something. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So how did the fun part lay itself towards the
Speaker 1: end of the night? Well, I think because I used
Speaker 1: the word parlay. Yes, that's a pirate's word. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, what happened? Bad? You're too bad? Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: really funny. Yeah. Sorry, sorry. So the weirdest part of
Speaker 1: the night came, you know, at the end of the
Speaker 1: night with the tip. Okay, and I normally paid for
Speaker 1: my days, but I think she had a problem with
Speaker 1: it because I had already paid for the concert, right,
Speaker 1: so I wanted to pay for the tip at least
Speaker 1: because she insisted on paying for the dinner, and I
Speaker 1: let her do that? Do that? Like, okay, so why
Speaker 1: is that weird? Well, I was thinking too much about
Speaker 1: her coming over, and I kind of blurted out without thinking,
Speaker 1: at least let me pay for the sex. What Oh no,
Speaker 1: you said, oh instead of that sounds bad? Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it is an obvious mistake. Is I don't charge of that? No?
Speaker 1: Did she laugh? What did she say? She did laugh?
Speaker 1: And I was mortified, of course, you know, and and
Speaker 1: I apologized. Oh, but she asked to take a cab
Speaker 1: home after that. Oh, well, I'm glad you apologize, but
Speaker 1: that definitely ruined them. I mean, do you think that
Speaker 1: do you think that she thinks you do pay for that?
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was an honest mistake, like
Speaker 1: and she's not. She left, It seems like a lot
Speaker 1: like yeah, maybe she just had to change of heart
Speaker 1: after that, Like you know, maybe it just put too
Speaker 1: much pressure on thing. Yeah, like you were expecting it
Speaker 1: at the end of the night or something. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: because staying over at somebody's house doesn't necessarily mean you're
Speaker 1: gonna do it all right, But when you say the
Speaker 1: word yeah, I mean, were you expecting something after the date.
Speaker 1: You know, I was hopeful, but I didn't say expecting
Speaker 1: hope for the best, to prepare for the worst day. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: let's find out for sure. Okay, we're gonna play a song,
Speaker 1: we'll come back, We'll call Kelly and have sex right after.
Speaker 1: What did I say? What did it too? Okay? Second
Speaker 1: date update. Right after that second update if you're just
Speaker 1: tuning in for the second date update, one of our listeners, Matt,
Speaker 1: is on the phone. And Matt is an old fashioned
Speaker 1: type of guy. You know how he loves a good
Speaker 1: cup of joe. Okay, he likes to be a gentleman
Speaker 1: and pay for a lady's evening out. Yeah, and at
Speaker 1: the end of the night, he'll even offer to give
Speaker 1: you his visa or master card for sexual ima. And
Speaker 1: they say chivalry is dead because most guys won't do
Speaker 1: that anymore nowadays. They'll only offer you their Discover card,
Speaker 1: which isn't accepted at most places. True, gentleman, there, we
Speaker 1: commend you, spoken like a real man. Start a reputation soon, Matt.
Speaker 1: I say that kind of jokingly because the true story
Speaker 1: is Matt went on a second day with a woman
Speaker 1: named Kelly, and after dinner, she wanted to pay for
Speaker 1: the meal, but Matt offered to at least pay for
Speaker 1: the tip. However, instead of saying let me pay for
Speaker 1: the tip, he accidentally said, let me pay for the sex. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he, like most men, had a certain activity on
Speaker 1: the brain at the end of the night. And to
Speaker 1: be fair, she did start the evening by saying, can
Speaker 1: I stay at your place? Right? Yeah? You know, so
Speaker 1: it's not totally at fault. So we're about to call
Speaker 1: Kelly and try and get you a second date. Update. Now,
Speaker 1: before we do this, Matt, how are you feeling going
Speaker 1: into this. I'm feeling pretty nervous. Yeah, that's good, because
Speaker 1: you say dumb things when you're nervous. Ye. Okay, take
Speaker 1: a deep breath. I think it's just a misunderstanding and
Speaker 1: you can work through this. I mean, you said you
Speaker 1: had a real connection with her. Yeah, and you know,
Speaker 1: you'd think if it was just a misunderstanding, that I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have to talk to you guys, and you know,
Speaker 1: everything would be fine. We'd still be talking. But maybe
Speaker 1: it is something else. I don't know. Okay, Well let's
Speaker 1: find out. I'm gonna call Kelly's number, right, now we're
Speaker 1: gonna try and get your second date update. Okay, I'm good.
Speaker 1: All right, here we go. Hello. Hi, I'm looking for
Speaker 1: Kelly speaking. Who is this? Hi Kelly. My name's Jeffrey
Speaker 1: from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: How are you doing your show? Okay, yeah, we're a
Speaker 1: morning show. All my co hosts are here and we're
Speaker 1: doing a segment called a second date update. You have
Speaker 1: ever heard of that before? It does kind of sound familiar.
Speaker 1: I think one of my friends may listen to the show. Maybe. Okay,
Speaker 1: she cooks about all of the nightmare scenarios and tell
Speaker 1: me about them, and yeah, why aren't you guys calling
Speaker 1: me again? Yeah, well, because you recently went out with
Speaker 1: a guy who kind of described the nightmare scenario to us,
Speaker 1: not just one day, he said, you went on two dates.
Speaker 1: His name's Matt. Oh, Matt. Yeah, Matt thought that you guys.
Speaker 1: I mean, definitely the first date just great chemistry. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was really nice on the first date. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: I don't know what else you're looking for. Well, Matt
Speaker 1: told us that after that second date, you haven't been
Speaker 1: calling him back, And he did mention and that the
Speaker 1: dinner ended with a little bit of a snap foo
Speaker 1: when paying the check. Hm, and he said specifically a
Speaker 1: SNAPf foo. Well, well we said that. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: really embarrassed. Yeah, he felt really awful about how it
Speaker 1: played out, because he says he meant to say, at
Speaker 1: least let me pay for the tip, and instead it
Speaker 1: came out as at least let me pay for the sex. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he feels bad about that, like that was a total
Speaker 1: mistake on his part. He just had a lot of
Speaker 1: stuff on his mind. It was a slip up. It
Speaker 1: was a yeah, a total slip up. He feels terrible.
Speaker 1: But if he didn't say it on purpose, then why
Speaker 1: did a condom fall out as he was saying, Oh,
Speaker 1: hold on, I couldn't fell out aware his wallet? His
Speaker 1: good look, did he tell you that? No, but some
Speaker 1: guys just hold one just in case, like to always
Speaker 1: have one in the Yeah, I mean I think that's true,
Speaker 1: and it's good to be safe. Like maybe it fell
Speaker 1: out and that's why he said that we're instead of tips.
Speaker 1: Here's a thing. I'm not that kind of person. Okay.
Speaker 1: When the condom slipped out and he said what he said,
Speaker 1: it's just like, well, who do you think I am. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I would feel that way too. I mean, if it
Speaker 1: played out the way that you said that it played out,
Speaker 1: that sounds really awful. It's almost like you right took
Speaker 1: out two fingers and made a circle with his other.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's similar, similar, But that's not the impression
Speaker 1: that he gave us. This is what happened because my
Speaker 1: account and why I'm turned go off by him because
Speaker 1: the only reason why I asked him to stay after
Speaker 1: the concert was because one, it's really far from Rally,
Speaker 1: so it's a good job across town. Yeah, I had
Speaker 1: to work the next dage, so it was not to
Speaker 1: have sex. There was that to any of that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it makes sense on your part too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean, is there any word that you could ever
Speaker 1: believe that it was a mistake. I mean, at this point,
Speaker 1: I don't really care if it was a mistake. It
Speaker 1: just was like a two for one combo in my line. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I know, maybe it doesn't mean a whole lot coming
Speaker 1: from us, but maybe it would be more meaningful coming
Speaker 1: directly from Matt. Because I need to tell you, Kelly,
Speaker 1: he's been on the other line listening and he wants
Speaker 1: to talk to you. Oh I should have freaking known this. Oh, Matt, there,
Speaker 1: Matt is on the phone. Yeah, I'm here. Say more
Speaker 1: than that, Matt. She thinks that you were trying to
Speaker 1: offer to pay for her. No, it was an accident.
Speaker 1: It was a stupid mistake. I was hoping she didn't
Speaker 1: see the condom. I didn't know that was a thing
Speaker 1: that that happened. So a condom really did come out
Speaker 1: of your wallet as you said that, I mean, no,
Speaker 1: I just keep one in my wallet, you know, especially
Speaker 1: if I'm on a date. You know, at least I'm responsible,
Speaker 1: and you know I wasn't just trying to rot it
Speaker 1: so easily. What are you talking? But Kelly, he wanted
Speaker 1: me to see that condom for lines of this wallet?
Speaker 1: Want it? Why would I? Why? He says it's an accident,
Speaker 1: and you're saying it was like a test planned Yeah,
Speaker 1: what you think? That's how I land chicks, is like
Speaker 1: I showed them a condom in my wallet. It's possible
Speaker 1: that could be. That could be a trick that actually
Speaker 1: works because it shows that you're thoughtful and you're safe.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you're fifteen, Kelly, I can't believe me you
Speaker 1: really don't believe me right now? I mean, what else
Speaker 1: do I need to tell you? Okay, Matt? If it
Speaker 1: was not something serious, then why did you lick your
Speaker 1: lips as you were saying? Why? Kelly? Also, he was naked, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you took it off. There's also bathing oils inside of
Speaker 1: his back was still as a here median. Was he
Speaker 1: committing to the joke? It wasn't a joke. It was
Speaker 1: a mistake. There's a difference. I mean, here's the thing, Kelly,
Speaker 1: you are super jaded because the dating world sucks right now,
Speaker 1: right And I totally understand where you would think that
Speaker 1: someone would do that, because it's not out of the
Speaker 1: realm of possibility these days. But I believe him. I
Speaker 1: think that it was He didn't mean to say that. Like,
Speaker 1: if you saw a condom slip out of your wallet,
Speaker 1: you'd probably blurt out sex too, No sex, Matt. Do
Speaker 1: you remember licking your lips while you said it? No?
Speaker 1: I was probably dehydrated, Sure you were, Matt. You don't
Speaker 1: think she's a prostitute? Yeah? Why would I go out
Speaker 1: on a with a prostitute? It's a lot simpler if
Speaker 1: I just wanted a prote's true. Yeah, okay, so there
Speaker 1: were Kelly, he doesn't think you're a prostitute. And with
Speaker 1: that being said, Okay, Kelly, I actually think that he
Speaker 1: made an honor mistake and he really liked you. Tell her, Matt,
Speaker 1: tell her how much you liked her. Yeah. I thought
Speaker 1: we had really great dates, and I you know, I
Speaker 1: would hope that a simple mistake would have been a
Speaker 1: very quickly after having that kind of connection on our
Speaker 1: date exactly. I mean, every interaction that we've had with
Speaker 1: Mad over the last few minutes has shown me that
Speaker 1: he seems like a pretty genuine good guy. And so, Kelly,
Speaker 1: we would really like to send you two out on
Speaker 1: one more date. Oh is it weird if we offer
Speaker 1: to pay for the day? Jeff, No, I mean pay
Speaker 1: me for the date. Please let me give you. Yeah, Kelly,
Speaker 1: will you mount him one more time? Will you go
Speaker 1: out with him? Coming out wrong? I don't really think
Speaker 1: him calling you guys helped his case at all. So
Speaker 1: I'm going to say no, and in the radio either,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh Mad, I'm sorry man, no second date?
Speaker 1: What could I say? I tried? That's really bizarre. Well,
Speaker 1: looks like you're enough to offer to pay for it
Speaker 1: somewhere else Man, I'm sorry. I'll just take my business elsewhere.
Speaker 1: I guess yeah. Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning