1 00:00:00,200 --> 00:00:04,240 Speaker 1: OKAYOPI today I fked up by thinking divorce was an 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:05,480 Speaker 1: April Fools gag. 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:08,119 Speaker 2: What dude, how do you mess up that bad? 4 00:00:08,240 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 3: You know it could happen? 5 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:13,360 Speaker 1: Apparently, Opie says, let me preface this off by blaming. 6 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,120 Speaker 2: All of you. All of you. 7 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: It's your fault, the entirety of Reddit for desensitizing me 8 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,160 Speaker 1: and giving me major trust issues for April Fools Day. 9 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:26,360 Speaker 1: So anyways, here it goes. Yesterday, I got a group 10 00:00:26,440 --> 00:00:29,400 Speaker 1: text from my wife Sarah's side of the family stating 11 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:32,160 Speaker 1: there was an emergency family meeting happening that night over 12 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:35,560 Speaker 1: dinner at my in law's Barb's house. Okay, I immediately 13 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: had April Fool's spidy senses just starting to tingle. Okay, 14 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,600 Speaker 1: because we haven't all gotten together since Christmas. 15 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:42,920 Speaker 3: But I overlooked it and. 16 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,720 Speaker 2: It's like, oh, fun family gathering, let's do it. 17 00:00:45,800 --> 00:00:47,520 Speaker 3: Yeah, or maybe not so fun. 18 00:00:47,600 --> 00:00:48,200 Speaker 2: Oh no. 19 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,400 Speaker 1: So we were the last to arrive and it was 20 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: pretty somber when we walked in. We all sat down 21 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:56,160 Speaker 1: at the table and my wife's brother Tim informed the 22 00:00:56,200 --> 00:00:59,560 Speaker 1: family that his wife, Ashley, has been having an affair 23 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 1: and they are divorcing. 24 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 2: Wait is ashlely there actually. 25 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,959 Speaker 3: Is it seems in the room. 26 00:01:05,280 --> 00:01:05,440 Speaker 1: Bro. 27 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 4: What Yeah, that is some news I know, like for 28 00:01:09,959 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 4: the whole family and actually is there. 29 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: I had the same like, bro, like she's there, like 30 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: if I was woosee woops. The affair was with a 31 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:25,840 Speaker 1: longtime close family friend, Chris, who lived a block away. 32 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:30,199 Speaker 1: Oh no, Chris, Chris, come on, buddy. Chris's wife Jen 33 00:01:30,360 --> 00:01:32,840 Speaker 1: had caught them when she came home early one day 34 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:35,480 Speaker 1: last week and broke the news to my brother in law. 35 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:36,360 Speaker 2: Tw Oh my god. 36 00:01:36,440 --> 00:01:39,840 Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. Both families had been friends for years. 37 00:01:40,080 --> 00:01:42,080 Speaker 1: They lived less than a block from each other, and 38 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:44,679 Speaker 1: they have been married for fifteen plus years and have 39 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:45,760 Speaker 1: four kids. 40 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:49,360 Speaker 3: Around the same name. Oh no, dude, it's really rough. 41 00:01:49,440 --> 00:01:50,960 Speaker 2: They're rough, not good. 42 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 1: Honestly, I've always thought that both of them were picture 43 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,280 Speaker 1: perfect family. I guess not so picture perfect after all? 44 00:01:57,640 --> 00:02:00,840 Speaker 1: So picture perfect after all? So anyway, is after airing 45 00:02:00,840 --> 00:02:04,040 Speaker 1: out a lot of dirty laundry and their planes to divorce, 46 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 1: how it could affect the future of family functions and 47 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:09,640 Speaker 1: and all that, they opened it up to the group 48 00:02:09,760 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: for any question, which is also an interesting. 49 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,560 Speaker 4: Yeah, this is like very democratic, Like yeah, they are 50 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,480 Speaker 4: getting into force. 51 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:17,440 Speaker 2: Are there any questions from the. 52 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,359 Speaker 3: Jerry the meritocracy of divorce? 53 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 1: After they asked, there was silence, and I broke the 54 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,880 Speaker 1: silence okay, with laughter, okay, and. 55 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:29,679 Speaker 2: A slow class. 56 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 3: So here's what Opie said. 57 00:02:30,880 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 1: I said, this was the best April fools gag I've 58 00:02:34,560 --> 00:02:35,520 Speaker 1: ever seen. 59 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:40,400 Speaker 3: But I wasn't following for it. No, please, it gets worse. 60 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 3: Just just buckle in, just buckle in. 61 00:02:42,160 --> 00:02:45,639 Speaker 1: I told Ashley the wife, and especially Tim they need 62 00:02:45,680 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: to consider going into theater because their performances were top 63 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,800 Speaker 1: notch and their tears seemed genuine. 64 00:02:53,080 --> 00:02:56,560 Speaker 2: Oh no, a fools. 65 00:02:56,160 --> 00:02:58,079 Speaker 3: It was April fools on this particular. 66 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,640 Speaker 4: It was actually April fool, actulutely just the time. 67 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:04,320 Speaker 2: You can't break serious views on April fools. 68 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 3: Oh gosh, oh man. 69 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 1: So OPI goes on to say, being the newest member 70 00:03:08,760 --> 00:03:11,040 Speaker 1: of the family, my wife and I are married six 71 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,240 Speaker 1: months ago, this was probably not the thing to say 72 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:17,120 Speaker 1: in hindsight, and you know, looking back, I probably wouldn't 73 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:17,680 Speaker 1: have said anything. 74 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,840 Speaker 2: I agree with that. Yeah, you should not have said that. 75 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:22,959 Speaker 1: Everyone in the room looked horrified. My mother in law, 76 00:03:22,960 --> 00:03:26,560 Speaker 1: who had been crying the entire time, lost all composure. 77 00:03:26,639 --> 00:03:30,200 Speaker 1: She left the room hysterics and did not return before 78 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:30,639 Speaker 1: we left. 79 00:03:30,680 --> 00:03:32,440 Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's not I mean, it's not because of op, 80 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,720 Speaker 4: it's just because of the situation. 81 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 3: I think it's a combination of both. 82 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 1: Like, like you're crying the whole time, and then someone 83 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: just starts laughing. 84 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:41,280 Speaker 3: And slow claughing your pain. 85 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:44,160 Speaker 1: Tim just shook his head, and his cheating wife actually 86 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,480 Speaker 1: led out a brief chuckle before calling me an idiot. 87 00:03:47,440 --> 00:03:48,720 Speaker 3: For thinking this was a ruse. 88 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 2: Oh no. 89 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: Then beraided me for being so insensitive about this. The 90 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: rest of the family sat in silence, just shaking their 91 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:58,920 Speaker 1: heads as my wife beraided me for trying to make 92 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: a joke out of a serious situation. 93 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:04,280 Speaker 3: I am still dumbfounded. 94 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:07,080 Speaker 1: In hindsight, I probably should have sat in silence, probably, 95 00:04:07,160 --> 00:04:10,320 Speaker 1: but I honestly still feel like I was calling out 96 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:14,960 Speaker 1: an April. Still, you know, he's like, you know what, 97 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: and like it still feels like this was a setup. 98 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:20,000 Speaker 3: Even knowing the truth, it still felt like it was 99 00:04:20,040 --> 00:04:22,400 Speaker 3: a setup. Now. Usually the edits that people add to 100 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:23,200 Speaker 3: these posts. 101 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 2: Are not so good, not good. 102 00:04:24,400 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 1: These ones, however, are probably the best I've ever seen. 103 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:28,440 Speaker 1: So we're gonna dive into them. 104 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:28,719 Speaker 3: Edit. 105 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:31,720 Speaker 1: I don't think I'll be posting the nest video of 106 00:04:31,760 --> 00:04:33,000 Speaker 1: this situation anymore. 107 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 3: So he had the recording of like the messy thing. 108 00:04:37,320 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 1: This blew up and I just got multiple texts from 109 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:42,840 Speaker 1: my wife telling me I fed up even more by 110 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: posting this on Reddit as she saw it on the 111 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,400 Speaker 1: front page. 112 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:49,040 Speaker 2: And oh my god. 113 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:54,000 Speaker 3: And I didn't change anyone's names. He used Cardinal Sin 114 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,520 Speaker 3: number one. You always changed the names. 115 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:58,120 Speaker 2: Bro, Bro, my god. 116 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:01,320 Speaker 3: All right, we got a few more. Edit. Okay, it's 117 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:02,320 Speaker 3: been fun everyone. 118 00:05:02,800 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: I may see you all again next week with the 119 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:08,039 Speaker 1: Today fed up by making a Today fed up post 120 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: about a divorce ultimately leading to my own divorce. 121 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:11,480 Speaker 3: Edit. 122 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 1: This post is going to be deleted. It's been fun. 123 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:17,640 Speaker 1: Just got home from work and my wife is pissed. 124 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: Final edit f it. It could be me making another 125 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:22,800 Speaker 1: bad decision in a series of bad decisions. But my 126 00:05:22,880 --> 00:05:25,559 Speaker 1: wife said to leave his post up. Apparently it further 127 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:28,159 Speaker 1: shows her family, who's also on Reddit. How big of 128 00:05:28,160 --> 00:05:30,440 Speaker 1: a dummy I am. Thanks to everyone who said I'm 129 00:05:30,440 --> 00:05:32,760 Speaker 1: not the a hole. I may have autism, but I'm 130 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:34,800 Speaker 1: not an a whole, so that honestly would have been 131 00:05:34,800 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: good information at the top of the story. 132 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:37,480 Speaker 3: What a situation. 133 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:38,800 Speaker 2: Damn, that is crazy. 134 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:42,160 Speaker 4: I mean, I feel bad for Op for not reading 135 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 4: a room, but it's hard to read a room on 136 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:45,080 Speaker 4: April fools. 137 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 2: Bro, Yeah, April fools. 138 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,320 Speaker 3: And like he says he was, he is. He is 139 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:51,920 Speaker 3: a redditor, so he's a re editor. 140 00:05:51,839 --> 00:05:54,599 Speaker 1: Read ten million April fools jokes and he was like, 141 00:05:54,680 --> 00:05:55,120 Speaker 1: I'm proud. 142 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 2: All right, I ready, I'm. 143 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,719 Speaker 4: Not gonna get God, but you know what you should 144 00:05:59,720 --> 00:06:03,040 Speaker 4: all suss out before you leave. What you should suss 145 00:06:03,040 --> 00:06:06,400 Speaker 4: out where that subscribe button is and slap its silly. 146 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: Wow, what a ladies and gentlemen, what a subscribe connection 147 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:11,280 Speaker 1: that one is there? 148 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,080 Speaker 3: We subscribe just for the connection.