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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 1: We scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you.

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Speaker 2: Need with Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 2: a ride? My name's Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 1: My name is Karen Tilgara.

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Speaker 2: We are leaving Bob's Big Boy in.

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Speaker 1: Burbank, Bob's Big Boy and Burbank, and.

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Speaker 2: We're just driving through the parking lot before we pick

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Speaker 2: up our guest. We found a beautiful painting. I'll just

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Speaker 2: describe it. It's cloudy right now, chance of sun later

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Speaker 2: seventy two degrees. The painting is of a I'm getting

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Speaker 2: that from Jewelius, a man, a man whimsically looking at

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Speaker 1: I wonder if Julian will I wonder if Julian will

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Speaker 2: The morning, and it is six thirty.

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Speaker 1: It is he's going on a trip. I bet you

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Speaker 1: my wager is that he'll immediately say I can't bring

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Speaker 2: Oh right, Well, you know some people, when you see

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Speaker 1: That's that's right, no matter the size. I did that

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Speaker 2: So you know, oh that doesn't necessarily blow my hair back.

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Speaker 2: As someone who reads Juxtapos magazine, shit used.

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Speaker 1: This show, this podcast has become basically has just become

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Speaker 2: We might as well be driving in a big blue

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Speaker 2: Taco Bell, numerous sponsors, numerous sponsors.

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Speaker 1: Taco Bell being number one. Yeah, Taco Bell. Hon this

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Speaker 4: Well I am not. No, you are welcome to the Hesbie.

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Speaker 4: We're moving? Oh great, yeah, because the lifestyle is not

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Speaker 1: Of course you could. Please don't hurt me that way.

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Speaker 4: No, they're not that charming. But they do have a

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot. Well, you know what, what I've

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Speaker 4: This this neighborhood is like I don't know how to

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Speaker 4: It's like at Thanksgiving, like I don't know, it's something

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of Jay, but it's not records.

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Speaker 4: But yeah, it's all like dance studios and like bad plays.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it seems amazingly bad plays in North Hollywood.

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Speaker 2: And it should The word Hollywood should not be connected

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Speaker 4: I don't know how they got away with that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, North Hollywood on the other side of

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Speaker 4: It's like they call Big Bang Theory Fraser two by

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Speaker 4: I love Fraser and don't like Big Bang Theory.

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Speaker 2: Oh the only way I I feel like I would

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Speaker 2: like Big Bang Theory. Yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Millions of Americans have done just that, taking that exact path.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's why, Well, I maybe I just need

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Speaker 2: to give it another watch.

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Speaker 1: No, you know what you need to give a watch to.

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Speaker 1: Have you guys seen the video of Big Bang Theory

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Speaker 4: Yes, I watched that before it was so famous for

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Speaker 1: It's really bad, but it also constantly wins Emmys. That's

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Speaker 4: Oh does it win critical Awards?

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Speaker 4: No, like that's what I mean. Like Emmy's like I

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Speaker 1: Guy has won the Emmy for Lead Comedy Actor. Tons

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Speaker 4: It's almost as if I don't want to. I don't

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Speaker 1: Or illogical right or not based on what's good.

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Speaker 2: Well, how does it feel? How's it feel right now

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Speaker 2: to be on a hit show? Julian? H Yeah, did

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Speaker 4: That was good? I like, this is far. How How

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Speaker 4: have you guys been enjoying this show?

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Speaker 2: Terrific? It's been terrific, life changing. The last person we

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Speaker 4: Oh my god. Yeah, that's a that's a cup of coffee.

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Speaker 2: In the morning, we picked up a lot of characters

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Speaker 1: It's definitely gonna be our big Bang Theory episode.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, and one of our more dangerous anytime

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Speaker 2: it's night and the night has fallen, as we say

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Speaker 2: in my goth peer group that do you ever eat

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Speaker 4: No, we're still in my neighborhood, so I have not eaten.

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Speaker 2: You don't need these places, You don't need it your neighborhood. No,

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Speaker 2: this is a new neighborhood to you. Is that what

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Speaker 2: I've just picking up?

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Speaker 4: We've been here for three months and we're leaving h

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Speaker 4: and we we're that we're those people that were like,

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Speaker 4: going to be the woes that are like, you know what,

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Speaker 4: it's pretty cool. And then we're here for three months

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Speaker 4: and we were like, we're moving anywhere else?

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Speaker 1: Have you gone to that movie?

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Speaker 4: Moving?

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Speaker 1: Now? There's a there's a movie theater right down there

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Speaker 1: that's new. That's really good.

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Speaker 4: I think it's a lumbling Yeah, it's good. We've That

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Speaker 4: We were like, oh, that movie theater is cool, So

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Speaker 2: No, nope, nope, and it probably gets hot as the

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Speaker 2: just excluding everyone that doesn't live at the beach like me.

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Speaker 2: You live at the beach, Yeah, what a jerk.

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Speaker 1: He lives on the beach.

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Speaker 2: I have already driven an hour today.

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Speaker 4: Like you're not supposed to be on the beach. No, No,

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Speaker 2: You guys, I'm a sandy he covered hobo. I'm all

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Speaker 1: He loved the beginning of Fletch.

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Speaker 2: He wanted to live it, oh Man, just the beginning, though,

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Speaker 2: you don't like it when he gets all smart ass

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Speaker 2: news recorder. O man, where are you going, Julian?

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Speaker 4: I'm going to Uh you mean, what airline are you

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Speaker 4: dropping me off at?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm going to Austin, Texas. Yeah, but hold your

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Speaker 4: applause for Redfist, which is a blue collar comedy festival

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Speaker 2: And I have no idea what I'm doing on When

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Speaker 2: were you ever on CMT?

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Speaker 4: Oh Man? Have you obviously eve never watched c MT,

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Speaker 4: or you would just see my face.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Julian does interstitials on CMT pops up in the

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Speaker 2: Now that's what I call a commercial.

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Speaker 4: I am excited to go see what this looks like.

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Speaker 4: I mean, as a comedian, being out of your element

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Speaker 4: can be a lot of fun. Yes. But also Leonard

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Speaker 4: Skinnard is headlining, so I'm not above watching that.

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Speaker 2: Please tell me it's him doing stand up him. Yeah

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Speaker 4: It is the Skinnard Leonard skinner do.

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Speaker 2: I would love that? Yeah, it would only make me happy.

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Speaker 4: He's not as funny as that Arcade fire guy. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: but anyway, Yeah, it's gonna see that. Also, Morrissey happens

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Speaker 4: and April Richardson is gonna be there, and she got

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Speaker 4: You're gonna be like, guys, I'd love to stay, but

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Speaker 4: I have to go to the Morrissey concert and then

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Speaker 4: they will all murder me before I get off stage.

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Speaker 2: April is amazing, and that when she becomes a fan

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Speaker 2: of someone, she stalks them to the point of friendship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah it worked, Yeah, she becomes She's friends with all

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well that says more about musical artists than it

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Speaker 4: does about April. Yeah, it does, I disagree, says a

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Speaker 1: It's a huge accomplishment. It's what everyone's trying to do

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Speaker 4: No, I April's wonderful us I want to I feel bad.

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Speaker 4: She always asks me to do her podcast, but it's

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Speaker 4: a ride to the airport's.

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Speaker 1: See, we've really hit on something, you really have.

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Speaker 2: And I felt bad the last time I did April

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Speaker 2: Richardson's podcast A name I obviously have trouble with my tongue.

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Speaker 2: Just didn't yeah the Beach, you know me cough sand Cloud.

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Speaker 2: I didn't Save by the Bell. You have to like

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Speaker 2: with disdain for that show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's older than that group.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess just for Yeah, that's.

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Speaker 1: When I did her podcast. I watched it like I

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Speaker 4: Was it very difficult?

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's totally stupid.

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Speaker 5: It's like old men that were friends with Aaron Spelling

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Speaker 5: they're but they're.

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Speaker 2: Supposed to be in high schools. It's great.

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Speaker 4: I was actually I think I was of the age

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Speaker 4: and I wasn't above it. I just didn't watch it

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Speaker 4: for whatever reason. I just didn't like it well. And

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Speaker 4: I cannot nostalgify this nostalgia.

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Speaker 1: Can't even you can't fake that kind of nostalgia stuff.

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Speaker 1: I'm nostalgic for things that I didn't necessarily like. But

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Speaker 1: Man and Spider Man.

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Speaker 2: Did you watch a loud of Spider Man.

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Speaker 1: Spider Man, Spider the d E R AM.

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Speaker 2: I I want there to be a spin off called

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Speaker 2: just called Spider Men. That was it's many many many

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Speaker 1: Well, that's usually how Spider's work.

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Speaker 4: I think it's least I forget who says it first,

447
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 4: but they call him Spider Man and Chandler goes, he's

448
00:23:09,040 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 4: not Jewish.

449
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:17,760
Speaker 2: One of the better jokes that probably they got even ignored.

450
00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:21,400
Speaker 4: On the left track, Can I say that I saw

451
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:25,560
Speaker 4: Matthew Perry in person? Yeah, recently, one of my not

452
00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 4: too long ago, like three months, and it was actually

453
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 4: I know the date, but it doesn't matter. That's not why.

454
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 2: But anyway, is it big have anything to do with

455
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 2: that tattoo at valet? Uh? Huh?

456
00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:41,720
Speaker 4: And which, if you're listening, that is not fancy in

457
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:45,520
Speaker 4: Los Angeles, everywhere has valet. Jack in the Box has valet.

458
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:45,840
Speaker 2: Yeah.

459
00:23:45,920 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm waiting for valet at the Chateau of Marmont.

460
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,239
Speaker 2: A fancy at all.

461
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:55,119
Speaker 4: It's not fancy.

462
00:23:56,320 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 2: It's not a flaphouse for all of Hollywood's elite.

463
00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,720
Speaker 4: Were standing outside the hotel. Well, it's me, and I

464
00:24:03,840 --> 00:24:06,359
Speaker 4: just look over and it's Matthew Perry. And like, I

465
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,760
Speaker 4: was not expecting my bodily reaction to standing next to

466
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 4: Matthew Perry. I didn't know how much I loved him

467
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,520
Speaker 4: until I saw him, and then I was like, oh

468
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,360
Speaker 4: my god, you you actually matter to me, and well,

469
00:24:18,400 --> 00:24:23,480
Speaker 4: you know his comedy. Sure, and I've never seen I

470
00:24:23,480 --> 00:24:25,840
Speaker 4: don't know if he was acting. I've never seen a

471
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 4: man give off a vibe of like nobody talked to

472
00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:34,240
Speaker 4: me harder. It was incredible. I was it was like tangible,

473
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:37,680
Speaker 4: you could like reach out and touch. He didn't want

474
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Speaker 4: anyone to talk to.

475
00:24:38,440 --> 00:24:42,320
Speaker 2: I have reliable sources. One of them used to be

476
00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 2: his assistant. He's a he's an unlikeable lunatic. So there,

477
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 2: there you have that. Yeah she didn't. Yeah, one of

478
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,640
Speaker 2: his sources is an unlike the lunatic, so I'm not sure, says.

479
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,240
Speaker 2: She says. He's terrific, And that's why I've got a

480
00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: picture of him with a heart around it.

481
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,199
Speaker 4: He's a lunatic.

482
00:24:59,320 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 2: About my bad.

483
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 4: He was a lunatic with four friends.

484
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:06,119
Speaker 1: No, no, it was actor Jesus Christ.

485
00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 2: Lord, Oh it's okay.

486
00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 1: Is everyone going to stop?

487
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:11,400
Speaker 4: You're doing Yeah?

488
00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,160
Speaker 2: You're doing great.

489
00:25:12,560 --> 00:25:14,679
Speaker 1: That was like, and now we're stopped on the freeway.

490
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,440
Speaker 1: He was a child actor because I remember him on

491
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:24,399
Speaker 1: some weird sitcom like as a teenager going that guy's

492
00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 1: really funny. And then when I saw him again on Friends,

493
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 1: I was like he made it, and I was like

494
00:25:28,760 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: proud of him.

495
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,159
Speaker 4: But I also if you're listening at home, this is

496
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Speaker 4: a google It was.

497
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,080
Speaker 1: It was that show where the it was the dad

498
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,520
Speaker 1: was a coach and he had like ten kids. It

499
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: may have been called Just the t.

500
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Speaker 2: Oh you're kidding.

501
00:25:44,119 --> 00:25:45,920
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it wasn't. It was. It was a

502
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 1: sitcom three camera. But oh, but I was thinking about

503
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:53,840
Speaker 1: this the other day. He was he played a it

504
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,520
Speaker 1: was a one episode part where he was dating one.

505
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Speaker 2: I don't I can't believe they made just the ten

506
00:26:00,119 --> 00:26:03,240
Speaker 2: of us when we all know eight is enough. Come on,

507
00:26:03,359 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 2: you guys, I don't know. No one ever hid fives anymore.

508
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 4: Chris tried to get a high five.

509
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:13,720
Speaker 2: Oh god, damn, this deviated septum. It sounds like I'm

510
00:26:13,840 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 2: cartoonishly snorting. I just want to say to anyone that's

511
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 2: listening to more than one podcast that I had it

512
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 2: botched surgery.

513
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:25,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris's nose job went south well, and now he

514
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 1: looks like.

515
00:26:29,920 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 4: He wanted to trade being devastatingly handsome for a deviate acceptiment.

516
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 4: Absolutely give it over here.

517
00:26:37,320 --> 00:26:39,760
Speaker 2: There was a compliment in there, and I appreciate it.

518
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:41,800
Speaker 2: I told the guy I wanted to be the first

519
00:26:41,880 --> 00:26:44,600
Speaker 2: human mister potato head, and I just like, I just

520
00:26:44,720 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 2: want a detachable nose that occasionally I can put an

521
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 2: ear on. He's like, not my office.

522
00:26:51,600 --> 00:26:54,800
Speaker 1: But my point was, do you think it sucks to

523
00:26:54,920 --> 00:26:57,200
Speaker 1: be one of the friends. That sucks.

524
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,400
Speaker 4: It's terrible. It's harder to be one of the friends.

525
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 4: Writers they did you hear about that? Then like they

526
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:07,320
Speaker 4: got every single one of them got like, uh, every

527
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,880
Speaker 4: opportunity after that. Oh wow, and they just and got

528
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,320
Speaker 4: so much money and all that stuff to like create shows,

529
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 4: and then none of them went.

530
00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:15,159
Speaker 2: They all blew it.

531
00:27:15,840 --> 00:27:19,120
Speaker 4: I don't know that all of them did, but I've

532
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 4: heard that when that writing staff started is this this

533
00:27:24,280 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 4: kind of podcast we don't talk about insider so that

534
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 4: that entire writer staff got paid so highly for all

535
00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,719
Speaker 4: ears like scripts and stuff, and none of them went

536
00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,920
Speaker 4: that it kind of like lowered everybody's every studio's price

537
00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 4: for writers. After that, Yeah, they were like the chicken

538
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 4: of Montreal.

539
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,200
Speaker 1: Uh that's that thing where they think, oh, you're from here,

540
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 1: well then you're gonna give me a hit. It's like

541
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: it's so ridiculous.

542
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 4: They're like, thank god, this job is so easy.

543
00:27:57,600 --> 00:28:00,280
Speaker 1: I can just which is it's that proof of like

544
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 1: there's no one person at a show that makes it good,

545
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: including other other than James l. James is the only one,

546
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:12,680
Speaker 1: and well maybe there's a handful, but yeah, the other

547
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:17,440
Speaker 1: writers of chairs, anyone from Cheers, including pas.

548
00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:20,159
Speaker 4: I speak of like bad shows when we were children,

549
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 4: I was like crazy, I had that relationship with TGIF

550
00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:32,200
Speaker 4: that only children can have with TV when they aren't

551
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,720
Speaker 4: happy at home, right, you know what.

552
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,600
Speaker 1: I mean, the latch key relationships.

553
00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 4: I had the latch key relations GIF. Yeah, And so

554
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:43,440
Speaker 4: my affection for those things were through the roof. I

555
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:48,240
Speaker 4: mean I really was like, BALKI is mine. And so

556
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:50,440
Speaker 4: when I and then you don't watch I didn't watch it.

557
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 4: You know, when you're a teenager in college, you don't

558
00:28:52,320 --> 00:28:53,800
Speaker 4: like go back and watch TIM. I mean maybe some

559
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 4: kids did, but like I never went back and watched it.

560
00:28:56,160 --> 00:28:57,760
Speaker 4: That was like twenty eight the first time I tried

561
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:00,560
Speaker 4: to watch the Full House again. Yeah, and I couldn't

562
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 4: believe I was so wrong. I actually was like mad

563
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,040
Speaker 4: at my eight year old self. Yeah, like I'm like,

564
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,280
Speaker 4: I don't care that you ain't How did you fall

565
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:09,520
Speaker 4: for that?

566
00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:12,320
Speaker 2: People have that real experience with their actual parents too,

567
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,520
Speaker 2: Like if television raised you, you're going to become a

568
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 2: teenager and think it's a nerd too. It's like you're

569
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:19,560
Speaker 2: just like your dad.

570
00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 1: Well because the things that you like, the things that

571
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: that entertainment against.

572
00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,360
Speaker 4: Full House, Yeah, yeah, I got older, you became twenty

573
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:30,280
Speaker 4: eight and then like police Dick.

574
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,000
Speaker 2: Full House, you're not my real dad.

575
00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,040
Speaker 1: Well look at this.

576
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,040
Speaker 2: I that's an American goddamn bald eagle Karen kill Gareth

577
00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:44,720
Speaker 2: and uh suffering from some sort of an inner ear infection.

578
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 2: I don't think Look at that. Look at that big

579
00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: ass hawk.

580
00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,640
Speaker 4: I can't see it.

581
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyone listening?

582
00:29:53,600 --> 00:29:57,400
Speaker 4: What Uh you're like me in the back seat of

583
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:00,840
Speaker 4: behind a fit ship, anything.

584
00:30:00,600 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: Except right next to you when you want to focus

585
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: on the car seat in front of you.

586
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, Julian right now is staying at the back of

587
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 2: the head. Julian, just a tip because we are new

588
00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 2: to podcasting. What would you like it if I was

589
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:20,120
Speaker 2: back there next to you, like making eye contact or does.

590
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:24,640
Speaker 4: It turn around your face? I don't know, it looks

591
00:30:24,680 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 4: like it could be fun. Let's do it for the

592
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:28,000
Speaker 4: next one.

593
00:30:28,120 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 2: He looked me right, and the mustache higher.

594
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:36,720
Speaker 4: In the back seat.

595
00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:41,440
Speaker 2: That's oh god, we don't know how to give gifts that, Julian,

596
00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 2: is your painting?

597
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:44,800
Speaker 4: A painting?

598
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: We just found that parking lot of stars.

599
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: I hope you're willing to bring on an extra carry on?

600
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 4: So excited that I got a real painting? Well, I

601
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 4: mean it is.

602
00:30:54,080 --> 00:30:56,160
Speaker 1: I mean, pull it over and take a take a look.

603
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 1: I think it might be a real paint.

604
00:30:58,280 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 4: It looks like it might be.

605
00:30:59,240 --> 00:31:02,120
Speaker 2: I'm not saying this for it is a Pacific islander.

606
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: Boy, could you imagine if it was?

607
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:04,120
Speaker 2: What?

608
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:14,239
Speaker 4: Okay, Okay, it's let's start. I'll do all antiques road

609
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:18,320
Speaker 4: show this painting. Okay, I'm so glad you brought this

610
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 4: in today. I can't believe. I mean, what a gift.

611
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:25,760
Speaker 4: So this is an oil painting from I would date

612
00:31:25,840 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 4: it to the late two thousand and tens, and it's

613
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:38,200
Speaker 4: a portrait of a man by the esteemed artist. Uh,

614
00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,680
Speaker 4: there's no signature on this.

615
00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,080
Speaker 2: Well, actually it was my father gave it to me

616
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 2: and I watched him paint it. How much is it worth?

617
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: Give me money?

618
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:52,440
Speaker 4: Don't you know how anti works? Now there's suspense before

619
00:31:52,520 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 4: the money.

620
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:55,480
Speaker 1: You're clearly told to not ask how much it's.

621
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Speaker 4: Worth Now, this looks like a guy. It's okay, So

622
00:31:58,440 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 4: it's just to give people an understanding. It's a man

623
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 4: painted in front of a deserted island. He's standing in

624
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 4: front of the ocean, and then behind him is an island,

625
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,920
Speaker 4: and then there's a beautiful sky with clouds that have

626
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:20,360
Speaker 4: words in the clouds. The clouds are spelling the word

627
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 4: love out cloud letters. Actually I want to say love,

628
00:32:24,800 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 4: but I really I was giving him the benefit of doubt.

629
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 4: I think it might be.

630
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,840
Speaker 1: Which means what.

631
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 4: No, it's love. The sun is the L I didn't

632
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,520
Speaker 4: get that yet, okay, And he's looking up at the

633
00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:41,080
Speaker 4: word love in the clouds. The man in the front

634
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:42,600
Speaker 4: wearing a T shirt.

635
00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:46,520
Speaker 2: That looks the sun is the l God. Now I

636
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:49,200
Speaker 2: hate it. Yeah, just make.

637
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:56,560
Speaker 4: A B A equals B equals C a perfect triangle

638
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 4: on his T shirt. I don't know what that is.

639
00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,840
Speaker 4: It's oh, I love this detail out. It's the most

640
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:02,560
Speaker 4: hideous painting.

641
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 2: It is the worst painting I've ever seen in my life.

642
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 1: I have the beholder. I think it's gorgeous.

643
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:10,000
Speaker 2: You know, are it's so subjective?

644
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think somebody painted this after they saw the

645
00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:19,320
Speaker 4: beach but with Leonardo DiCaprio, and it made them feel.

646
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: That's what I said when I said earlier I lived

647
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 2: by the beach. I just steel, I just laying an

648
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:25,600
Speaker 2: alley next.

649
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,959
Speaker 4: To copy of this really is about this is one

650
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:28,440
Speaker 4: of the worst.

651
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's yours, it's yours, it's yours.

652
00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 4: And I've and I've seen johnsoner Sargent's work. Hey, no,

653
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 4: he's so unans unanimously great.

654
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:45,880
Speaker 2: And we've run into a little traffic h on the

655
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:49,920
Speaker 2: four oh five going south here at the one oh one.

656
00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,240
Speaker 2: I do periodic traffic updates. Julian, what do you think

657
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 2: of that dead dove on the left shoulder? Watch out

658
00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:56,320
Speaker 2: for that.

659
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a pigeon. It's couple of pigeons, oh man,

660
00:34:02,120 --> 00:34:04,640
Speaker 1: And then dead pigeons to start falling from the side.

661
00:34:07,360 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 2: I wonder if if those pigeons were battling and they

662
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 2: killed each other on the freeway.

663
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty great, Julian. Uh, let's talk about Austin first.

664
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:20,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, did you know I used to live there, Julian.

665
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:22,320
Speaker 4: I didn't know that, but your head definitely looks like

666
00:34:22,360 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 4: it was spawned from Austin.

667
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, the top of my head is definitely that

668
00:34:25,840 --> 00:34:29,080
Speaker 2: center of Texas bread not just that's where I did

669
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,520
Speaker 2: start doing stand up. It's a great town. I don't know.

670
00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 2: If you've spent much time there, you're gonna love it.

671
00:34:34,800 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 4: I was there last last year for south By Uh

672
00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 4: huh and uh you know, I gotta I got a ticket.

673
00:34:43,080 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 2: I got a ticket, jaywalking or no not where? Oh man,

674
00:34:52,600 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 2: they really love their denim there.

675
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:56,759
Speaker 1: Now are you, Julian? Are you the kind of person

676
00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:59,439
Speaker 1: that's all about barbecue and you're gonna drive two hours

677
00:34:59,480 --> 00:34:59,879
Speaker 1: out of town?

678
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,200
Speaker 2: I know barbecue to go to the Salt Lick.

679
00:35:02,440 --> 00:35:04,880
Speaker 4: I used to be a few years ago because I

680
00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:07,160
Speaker 4: was like everybody was doing that and I was like, yeah,

681
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:09,239
Speaker 4: me too, And then I was like, I don't care.

682
00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 4: Barbecues makes you feel sick? Yeah? Is that? Is that

683
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,279
Speaker 4: the thing nobody's talking about? Yeah?

684
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:16,320
Speaker 2: No, one's talking about how I don't know if I

685
00:35:16,360 --> 00:35:18,640
Speaker 2: can drive back home because I have to immediately take

686
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: a nap in this dirt parking lone. Yeah.

687
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:24,400
Speaker 4: It's it's really really devastating to my body.

688
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.

689
00:35:25,400 --> 00:35:27,319
Speaker 4: And I'm not trying to be gross either. That's you're

690
00:35:27,400 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 4: a sleepy, sleepy stick.

691
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 2: It's your body telling you you've done something wrong. You're

692
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,120
Speaker 2: not supposed to eat thirteen pounds of different types of beef,

693
00:35:34,360 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 2: but your.

694
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 4: Brain is like telling you, like, there's no carbs, but right,

695
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:39,399
Speaker 4: that's not enough.

696
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, to make support. That was cool. I thought

697
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 2: you were gonna kiss that guy. I thought you were

698
00:35:44,640 --> 00:35:46,400
Speaker 2: gonna pull a pit maneuver on that tundra.

699
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,759
Speaker 1: I kind of wanted to just bump him a little bit,

700
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:51,279
Speaker 1: just to say hey, hey, fucker, because he wouldn't let

701
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: me merge. But then he really took his time.

702
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:59,440
Speaker 4: Oh, you know, the tundra is the most inhospitable landscape

703
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,360
Speaker 4: on the planet. And Toyota was like, yeah, and we

704
00:36:03,560 --> 00:36:07,400
Speaker 4: have a four cylinder pickup truck with two wheel drive

705
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,200
Speaker 4: that can handle that kind of thing.

706
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 2: How about.

707
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,200
Speaker 4: I love car name. I wish I could do all

708
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 4: the cars. It would be really fun to name cars.

709
00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be fun.

710
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 4: Oh that truck is a Ford, but they took the

711
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,200
Speaker 4: FR off, so it's just an ord. Oh wow, much

712
00:36:26,239 --> 00:36:26,640
Speaker 4: better name.

713
00:36:26,680 --> 00:36:29,760
Speaker 2: Maybe it says f with the sun. That's a reference

714
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,440
Speaker 2: to that horrible painting.

715
00:36:31,760 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 1: We found the author of the painting, the author, what.

716
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,439
Speaker 4: Do you do for a living?

717
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:38,600
Speaker 2: I write painting.

718
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,960
Speaker 1: I write I write the word love into paintings.

719
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,800
Speaker 2: Do you have any plans while you're in Austin?

720
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:45,920
Speaker 1: Like?

721
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,799
Speaker 4: Oh, by the way, I watched the Antiques Roachhow last

722
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 4: night and it was this woman bought a painting for

723
00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 4: one hundred dollars in only seven years ago and it

724
00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 4: was worth thirty five thousand dollars.

725
00:36:59,120 --> 00:37:01,359
Speaker 2: Oh, you're kidding me? Now, how is that the case?

726
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,720
Speaker 4: Because it was it turned out to be uh, circa

727
00:37:04,800 --> 00:37:08,520
Speaker 4: eighteen ninety painting by a name I can't remember, but

728
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,880
Speaker 4: it was a one of the only famous African American painters.

729
00:37:13,320 --> 00:37:14,160
Speaker 1: That's so awesome.

730
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 4: She found it in a junk shop and it still

731
00:37:17,600 --> 00:37:20,480
Speaker 4: had the like red sticker with the ten dollars on

732
00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 4: it or one hundred dollars on it. Oh wow, yeah crazy.

733
00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,360
Speaker 2: You can just I hope that the pawn shop owner

734
00:37:29,600 --> 00:37:31,760
Speaker 2: whoever she bought it from, was watching.

735
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,920
Speaker 4: And well that's what you give from being racist and

736
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 4: not knowing you're obscure.

737
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's you. You are racist if you don't know

738
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 2: you're obscure. African American painters. By the way, if you're

739
00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 2: out there listening and you can't name one obscure African

740
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,560
Speaker 2: American painter, why act you put on a hood, you

741
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:54,040
Speaker 2: grand wizard, read drag from read a pamphlet. I dont

742
00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,840
Speaker 2: care of it's about you know.

743
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:58,720
Speaker 4: I told planned parent of the Holocaust joke on Chelsea

744
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 4: yesterday and boyd that not go over. It was a

745
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:07,480
Speaker 4: good one. It was not like a shocker Holocaust joke. Basically,

746
00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 4: this guy was on the show or what this guy

747
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:11,960
Speaker 4: in the news. He's a cab driver New York City's

748
00:38:11,960 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 4: Dominican and he's also a Nazi and was wearing a

749
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 4: Nazi armband. He got suspended.

750
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,319
Speaker 2: Of course, he did the cab and.

751
00:38:20,800 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 4: He says in the interview that he denies the Holocaust,

752
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:27,759
Speaker 4: and I said, in his defense, if you deny the

753
00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:30,439
Speaker 4: Holocaust ever happened. Then the Nazis were really just really

754
00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 4: organized and had great jackets. And the crowd was like, no,

755
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:37,880
Speaker 4: they were confused.

756
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, they just didn't get it, and so it came

757
00:38:40,400 --> 00:38:42,720
Speaker 2: off as offensive, right, oh man.

758
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: Because they were like, we think their boots were better

759
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:45,200
Speaker 1: than that.

760
00:38:46,080 --> 00:38:47,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it was.

761
00:38:48,280 --> 00:38:49,680
Speaker 1: It was a bunch of girls are like, what about

762
00:38:49,680 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: that shiny boots is.

763
00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 4: He's not going to talk about their amazing.

764
00:38:57,880 --> 00:38:59,200
Speaker 1: Who else was on that round table?

765
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 4: Arden? You say her last name marine Marine.

766
00:39:03,719 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 2: We saw her the other day.

767
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we must have seen her write after

768
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 1: she did that round table, because we were at the

769
00:39:08,760 --> 00:39:10,480
Speaker 1: one oh one Cafe and she was there.

770
00:39:11,040 --> 00:39:13,760
Speaker 4: I have I always want to read her name is Mirren.

771
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:18,239
Speaker 1: I maybe I read it as Mirrn, but people say

772
00:39:18,280 --> 00:39:19,719
Speaker 1: it is Marine, so I assume.

773
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:20,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's That's why I said.

774
00:39:20,960 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 4: And then also Jeff Wilder.

775
00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:25,040
Speaker 2: Who's a writer performer on the show Okay.

776
00:39:25,680 --> 00:39:28,520
Speaker 4: The uh So, what what should I do in Austin? Chris,

777
00:39:28,600 --> 00:39:30,040
Speaker 4: when was the last time you were there? I?

778
00:39:30,320 --> 00:39:33,200
Speaker 2: Uh well, I lived there about five years. I haven't

779
00:39:33,239 --> 00:39:35,440
Speaker 2: been there since two thousand and three, but I know

780
00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:38,640
Speaker 2: it's changed a lot. I's gone back since two I've

781
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,000
Speaker 2: got well, I mean that club still sees me as

782
00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 2: a feature act.

783
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:42,799
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

784
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't been no cap City Laughing Skulls Atlanta.

785
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,200
Speaker 2: That's another club that won't have me. I'm just gonna

786
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:51,960
Speaker 2: talk about how my career is tits up.

787
00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:53,399
Speaker 1: Let's do it, Yay.

788
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:56,880
Speaker 2: You used to get more work, now I get less.

789
00:39:58,840 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 1: Name well god sinking it with Chris and Karen.

790
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,520
Speaker 2: No, it's a You're gonna love it. It's you should

791
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,640
Speaker 2: you gotta go to the Velveta Room just for to

792
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:14,200
Speaker 2: meet the local comics, because they're all gonna be it's fun.

793
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:17,200
Speaker 2: It's it's a historic place where it's like, oh, you

794
00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:19,080
Speaker 2: can walk in and go, this is the first place

795
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:23,120
Speaker 2: Chris Fairbanks did stand up and yeah, historical.

796
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 4: Yeah, And if you assume.

797
00:40:28,880 --> 00:40:31,120
Speaker 2: That's that's all I wore. I had to chew.

798
00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 4: It was leather.

799
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 1: Michael Jackson persons a long time.

800
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,839
Speaker 4: Oh god, I was so do you remember your first joke?

801
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:45,839
Speaker 2: My first joke was about a bulldog that I lived

802
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:48,640
Speaker 2: with that used to bite my feet when I slept

803
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:53,600
Speaker 2: and yeah, my roommates dog. Yeah, no, I just he

804
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:57,080
Speaker 2: was there when I moved in. Yes, there's a label

805
00:40:57,120 --> 00:41:00,680
Speaker 2: on the door that said hashtag bulldog no I. And

806
00:41:01,280 --> 00:41:03,440
Speaker 2: when i'd sleep, he'd bite my I'd wake up and

807
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:06,320
Speaker 2: he'd be biting my feet. And I don't remember the

808
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,600
Speaker 2: joke really, I think I had something. My roommate would say, well,

809
00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 2: he senses fear, and then I said, well, I guess

810
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 2: I got to sleep with more confidence. And I used

811
00:41:13,920 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 2: to tell that and the audience would just, you know,

812
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:18,400
Speaker 2: pick me up and parade me out in the street.

813
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:18,680
Speaker 4: Because it was so.

814
00:41:20,680 --> 00:41:22,320
Speaker 1: And may get back to that material.

815
00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should another. I think my first joke was

816
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 2: about the strip clubs in Austin and how over indulgence

817
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:33,560
Speaker 2: of different senses because they not only at strippers, they

818
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:37,480
Speaker 2: had like free steak and football, and there was a

819
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 2: day you could bring your kids. And so then I'd

820
00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 2: act like a monkey on a strip pole. I'd climbed

821
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,320
Speaker 2: the pole and eat a banana. It was very physical

822
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 2: in the Horrible Comedy.

823
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:54,040
Speaker 4: The end, I asked, okay, terrific.

824
00:41:54,480 --> 00:41:58,360
Speaker 1: Was the monkey stripper for the kids? It was? No.

825
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 2: The man was so over indulgent in all the senses

826
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 2: that he just lost his mind and became a primate. Wow,

827
00:42:08,640 --> 00:42:09,320
Speaker 2: yeah it was.

828
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,880
Speaker 1: It was steering commentary.

829
00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:15,040
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, it was commentary about men and their and

830
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 2: their desires. And then at the end, I said, you know,

831
00:42:19,760 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 2: those guys just have a Jesus shade hole in their heart.

832
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:25,479
Speaker 2: That's what I'd say, I don't. I wish we weren't

833
00:42:25,480 --> 00:42:28,839
Speaker 2: talking about my early comedy. I want to like kill

834
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:29,480
Speaker 2: myself that.

835
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: Well, here's what makes make you feel better?

836
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 2: Now you go chill here.

837
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:39,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, I wish it was monkey good. It was mine.

838
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,600
Speaker 4: As I recall the first one that worked because I

839
00:42:41,800 --> 00:42:42,240
Speaker 4: I don't.

840
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,040
Speaker 2: I can oh, I didn't know we could do that.

841
00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,799
Speaker 2: The first one that work fu.

842
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:52,080
Speaker 4: Well. I mean I remember vaguely talking about topics before

843
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:55,200
Speaker 4: I got a drip that worked, So but you know

844
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,120
Speaker 4: I talked about topics. Yeah, yeah, I just remember like

845
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:03,000
Speaker 4: talking about never having clean clothes in college, and like, uh,

846
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:06,760
Speaker 4: where it where in the hamper You're supposed to steal

847
00:43:06,800 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 4: your roommate's clothes, dirty clothes to get the dirty clothes

848
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 4: that are gonna not infect you with diseases. It was

849
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,400
Speaker 4: very uh you have to be my age exactly to

850
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,760
Speaker 4: get these jokes right.

851
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 1: And perhaps a type of disorder, Yeah, it was.

852
00:43:22,000 --> 00:43:24,800
Speaker 4: It was very bad. The first joke I told that

853
00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 4: work was actually a letter that I wrote to my

854
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:31,719
Speaker 4: estranged mother and I read it. I said, I haven't

855
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:33,399
Speaker 4: I haven't seen my mom in the years, and I'm

856
00:43:33,440 --> 00:43:36,719
Speaker 4: gonna go see are gonna send her a letter telling

857
00:43:36,760 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 4: her all the things I've learned since the last time

858
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:39,400
Speaker 4: she saw me.

859
00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:45,239
Speaker 2: And I meant the audience cry that makes me By

860
00:43:45,280 --> 00:43:46,000
Speaker 2: the way, I.

861
00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 4: Had no concept of how I was perceived in any way,

862
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 4: like a year of stand up, so I was like

863
00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:53,399
Speaker 4: this isn't sad, right.

864
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 2: And I was.

865
00:43:55,640 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 4: I remember, it was still so nervous that I would

866
00:43:58,000 --> 00:44:00,719
Speaker 4: when I would take the quote unquot letter out because

867
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:04,200
Speaker 4: there was nothing on it, because it was fake, I

868
00:44:04,360 --> 00:44:07,440
Speaker 4: would be shaking. Yeah, I would be visibly shaking that.

869
00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 4: And the only thing I could show that is a

870
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:13,200
Speaker 4: paper that you're holding. So instead of getting less nervous,

871
00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:16,000
Speaker 4: I would just I just made a joke that I

872
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:18,600
Speaker 4: would say every time that I'm not nervous right now.

873
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 4: I bought shaking paper from Staples.

874
00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 1: I like that.

875
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 4: And that line was the first on purpose laugh I

876
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:33,440
Speaker 4: ever got on stage. This was four years into doing stage.

877
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:34,440
Speaker 2: That's terrific.

878
00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:41,280
Speaker 1: I used to do impression, an impression of a cheerleader

879
00:44:41,360 --> 00:44:42,879
Speaker 1: auditioning for a Shakespeare play.

880
00:44:44,200 --> 00:44:46,800
Speaker 4: See you grew up around people that were much cooler

881
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:47,720
Speaker 4: than me and Chris.

882
00:44:49,120 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 2: Well we didn't have cheerleaders or Shakespeare in my high school.

883
00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 1: But no, it was just a trick. It's the thing.

884
00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 1: The thing that makes me cringe about it is it's

885
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: it's the clap trap kind of that you see people

886
00:45:01,280 --> 00:45:04,680
Speaker 1: do where it's like, get ready, audience, I'm about to

887
00:45:04,800 --> 00:45:06,080
Speaker 1: recite something.

888
00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:08,280
Speaker 2: Karen, did I see you do this on a rerun

889
00:45:08,400 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 2: of America's Funniest Paper. Yes, I played.

890
00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,920
Speaker 1: I have a tape of this. This bit got me

891
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: onto America's Funniest.

892
00:45:15,120 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 2: People, Venice, you were on a beach. I remember it

893
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 2: was in Sacramento.

894
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:22,200
Speaker 1: This is when I lived in Sacktown, so we were

895
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:26,280
Speaker 1: in old Town Sack Sacramento. They you know, they traveled

896
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,160
Speaker 1: the country. That's how they got it was America's Funniest People.

897
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: So they would just go to malls and just get anybody.

898
00:45:32,960 --> 00:45:37,000
Speaker 1: And I ended up making it to the finals Dave

899
00:45:37,080 --> 00:45:39,879
Speaker 1: Coolier and Calliope from Days of Our Lives The who

900
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,359
Speaker 1: keeplond Lady is when I was on it. I made

901
00:45:43,400 --> 00:45:48,320
Speaker 1: it to the finals with my hideous stupid thing and

902
00:45:48,640 --> 00:45:52,480
Speaker 1: which was basically can you do one line? It was

903
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:55,560
Speaker 1: it was just me doing a cheer like a valley

904
00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:03,920
Speaker 1: girl voice, but reciting the Queen from Henry the Fifth,

905
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:08,000
Speaker 1: I'll devil for God's sake Canson, so I'd be like, like,

906
00:46:08,239 --> 00:46:10,239
Speaker 1: foul devil for God's sake, Cans in trouble us not

907
00:46:10,360 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: for thou hadst made the whatever like It's just it's

908
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:16,400
Speaker 1: so uniriginal. It's just taking one thing and laying the

909
00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:22,120
Speaker 1: oppositing of but it shot me straight to the top

910
00:46:22,160 --> 00:46:27,439
Speaker 1: of show business because I got flown to LA from Sacramento.

911
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:32,239
Speaker 1: I was like, this was also this is coach yes

912
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:37,480
Speaker 1: from Sacramento by myself, and I made it to the finals.

913
00:46:37,880 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: Didn't know I made it till the finals, un till

914
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:42,680
Speaker 1: I got there, till the show happened. And of course

915
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:45,120
Speaker 1: in my so, I was like twenty or twenty one

916
00:46:45,160 --> 00:46:47,840
Speaker 1: at the time, and I was horrified, but I was

917
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:49,560
Speaker 1: doing it because I had nothing else to do and

918
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,200
Speaker 1: you know whatever. So when it was like I made

919
00:46:52,239 --> 00:46:53,520
Speaker 1: it to the finals, I was just sitting there like

920
00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:56,840
Speaker 1: I knew it. This is horrifying. And it's me, a

921
00:46:56,960 --> 00:47:00,920
Speaker 1: four year old girl who tells this joke. What what?

922
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,640
Speaker 1: What did the farmers say when he lost his tractor?

923
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:07,520
Speaker 1: Where's my tractor? That's her joke. And then a guy

924
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,520
Speaker 1: and she just says it's super. She said it's super

925
00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:18,279
Speaker 1: dead pan with a really hilarious Midwest accent. And then

926
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 1: there was an old man dressed as Gabby Hayes who

927
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,520
Speaker 1: did a strip tease you can't touch this.

928
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:24,200
Speaker 4: Oh my god.

929
00:47:24,239 --> 00:47:25,040
Speaker 2: That guy had to win.

930
00:47:25,280 --> 00:47:26,640
Speaker 1: Oh he won big time.

931
00:47:26,800 --> 00:47:29,600
Speaker 4: Because it sounds like that was the year that would win.

932
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:31,800
Speaker 1: He won and the four.

933
00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 2: Imber essentially lost. I think that's the episode I saw

934
00:47:37,840 --> 00:47:40,680
Speaker 2: What's well if you came, I have a.

935
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:46,640
Speaker 1: Tape of it and tractor you just You're people are

936
00:47:46,640 --> 00:47:48,680
Speaker 1: looking at it, going she's just doing a valley girl's

937
00:47:48,719 --> 00:47:50,080
Speaker 1: voice over Shakespeare. That's not rich.

938
00:47:50,200 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something people watching America's funny as

939
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:55,480
Speaker 4: people were not thinking that you were. They were like, well,

940
00:47:55,560 --> 00:47:56,799
Speaker 4: she is magic, but.

941
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: How could you do that with her? You know, how

942
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:03,440
Speaker 1: did you talk like a teenager when she's clearly twenty.

943
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:07,720
Speaker 1: And also it was the people. It's the studio audience

944
00:48:07,760 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: that votes, so I was sitting in the studio audience,

945
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 1: so literally people next to me were just like, oh,

946
00:48:13,719 --> 00:48:16,719
Speaker 1: that Gabby Hayes was hilarious and like voting right in

947
00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:18,800
Speaker 1: front of me. Of like, there there was no question

948
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:20,319
Speaker 1: that they loved the most.

949
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 4: Did they do that thing that the after comedy clubs

950
00:48:23,239 --> 00:48:25,879
Speaker 4: where they go I thought you were the funniest As

951
00:48:25,920 --> 00:48:26,439
Speaker 4: they were leaving.

952
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: It was totally one of those where I was the

953
00:48:28,520 --> 00:48:30,319
Speaker 1: one where they were like, we don't know what she's doing.

954
00:48:30,640 --> 00:48:36,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, by the way, you were doing Shakespeare in their defense,

955
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:39,239
Speaker 4: and they don't want to hear that in any form.

956
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter what voice he used to sugarcoat it.

957
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, nobody wants to hear to start telling that tractor joke.

958
00:48:45,680 --> 00:48:48,200
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I don't get the tractor joke.

959
00:48:48,280 --> 00:48:51,560
Speaker 1: I'm still it's just it's a non joke. It's it's

960
00:48:51,640 --> 00:48:52,360
Speaker 1: it's like a Norm M.

961
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,160
Speaker 4: MacDonald joke.

962
00:48:53,880 --> 00:48:56,240
Speaker 1: Comedy. Yeah, she influenced.

963
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:57,880
Speaker 4: Actually I have to take that back now. Norm just

964
00:48:57,920 --> 00:48:59,719
Speaker 4: got really mad on Twitter that people called him an

965
00:48:59,719 --> 00:49:02,680
Speaker 4: anti comedian. He said every joke I've ever told, I

966
00:49:02,800 --> 00:49:04,920
Speaker 4: sincerely believe was funny, and or I wouldn't tell it.

967
00:49:05,600 --> 00:49:07,160
Speaker 4: So I just want to go on record and say

968
00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,799
Speaker 4: I don't think he's an anti comic, but he could

969
00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 4: make the problem is he can make anything funny.

970
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: So everybody's like, yeah, that's right, it's the voice.

971
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 4: Yeah.

972
00:49:14,200 --> 00:49:16,600
Speaker 2: When you're in Austin, Julian, you have to go to

973
00:49:16,719 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 2: Hamilton Pool and go swimming.

974
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:18,680
Speaker 3: That.

975
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: That was one of my favorite memories.

976
00:49:21,840 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 4: Are these things you did when you were a child.

977
00:49:24,360 --> 00:49:26,200
Speaker 4: No telling me to do things that you were doing

978
00:49:26,239 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 4: as a child.

979
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,120
Speaker 1: You know, go to the library.

980
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 4: Library, there's a story time.

981
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 2: You guys do that. You think that adults don't swim.

982
00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 2: Is that what you guys are saying? All right, never mind,

983
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:46,160
Speaker 2: go to go to Austin, sit in your fucking hotel

984
00:49:46,239 --> 00:49:47,799
Speaker 2: room and don't see ship.

985
00:49:48,080 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 4: Yeah you said it more imad than when you were

986
00:49:50,200 --> 00:49:51,200
Speaker 4: talking about your career.

987
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:55,440
Speaker 2: Enjoy fucking Larry the cable guys, audience, sit in your

988
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 2: goddamn Marriott and don't go fucking swimming. Don't ask me

989
00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:04,360
Speaker 2: advice as to what to do in Austin, Texas.

990
00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:06,880
Speaker 1: A town I know very much about.

991
00:50:07,360 --> 00:50:12,440
Speaker 2: I can't stop yelling. I'm down, do you guys, No,

992
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:13,200
Speaker 2: don't go down.

993
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,800
Speaker 4: Hold it by the way, I'm holding in all my

994
00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 4: parts for my in front of where the cable guys.

995
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,960
Speaker 2: That would I would be meant right now?

996
00:50:26,040 --> 00:50:29,040
Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, I am holding them. Thank you

997
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,880
Speaker 4: for you, but no, it's just for my perform. Let

998
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:33,319
Speaker 4: him rip.

999
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:39,000
Speaker 2: Let's spice this podcast up with a little with a

1000
00:50:39,080 --> 00:50:43,560
Speaker 2: little parting, Yeah, the ultimate spice. I don't Yeah, honestly,

1001
00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 2: I don't know what to do in Austin anymore.

1002
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:47,400
Speaker 4: That's all right. I don't do anything anyway when I

1003
00:50:47,480 --> 00:50:47,880
Speaker 4: go anywhere.

1004
00:50:47,960 --> 00:50:52,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, neither do I. But it's nice. But do you

1005
00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:54,160
Speaker 2: know where you're going to be staying. I mean it

1006
00:50:54,280 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 2: depends on that. If you're downtown, just walk around down.

1007
00:50:57,160 --> 00:51:00,560
Speaker 4: I'm staying at the airport. Is the festivals or the airport?

1008
00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 2: Oh my lord that both of those items are bad news.

1009
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,800
Speaker 4: Did I leave out that this festival is in terminal

1010
00:51:07,880 --> 00:51:13,239
Speaker 4: thirty seven? Oh? Man, you don't.

1011
00:51:13,440 --> 00:51:15,879
Speaker 2: So you won't really be hanging out in Austin that much.

1012
00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:18,560
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, I'm hoping April will take me around.

1013
00:51:18,760 --> 00:51:25,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, So tell us about tell us about

1014
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 2: the Sam Elliott type biker that your mother used to date.

1015
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:30,800
Speaker 2: I know, I'm going out on a limb assuming that

1016
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,200
Speaker 2: a person like that exists.

1017
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,560
Speaker 4: I don't know what you're talking about.

1018
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 2: You really no ended me there. My mom dated a

1019
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,200
Speaker 2: guy that lived in a van that she met in

1020
00:51:42,280 --> 00:51:45,040
Speaker 2: AA and one of his ears had been cut off

1021
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 2: and some sort of a fiasco, so he had one ear.

1022
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:51,279
Speaker 2: His name was Dale and I liked him though, because

1023
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:54,840
Speaker 2: he had tons of Van Halen shirts and he didn't

1024
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:55,800
Speaker 2: stay in the house.

1025
00:51:55,719 --> 00:51:59,200
Speaker 4: Like dued in the world, because he lived in a

1026
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:03,800
Speaker 4: van and that had Van haylechards. Yeah, I wish that

1027
00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,400
Speaker 4: he made he was needed some concept to human right

1028
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,400
Speaker 4: if I had made.

1029
00:52:07,239 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 2: That pun, he would not have recognized it. We're gonna check, yes,

1030
00:52:12,200 --> 00:52:18,279
Speaker 2: Century Boulevard West headed towards Lax. Yeah that that tail.

1031
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,239
Speaker 2: Oh man, why my mom felt bad for him? And

1032
00:52:22,520 --> 00:52:26,480
Speaker 2: you know he was a nice guy. Yeah yeah, but Montana,

1033
00:52:26,640 --> 00:52:27,439
Speaker 2: now are we sure?

1034
00:52:27,760 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 4: By the way, if you live in a van, the

1035
00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:31,719
Speaker 4: best sex you can hope for is they feel bad

1036
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 4: for you.

1037
00:52:32,280 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1038
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:34,399
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1039
00:52:35,080 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 2: The reason that she had sex with him was some

1040
00:52:37,480 --> 00:52:39,960
Speaker 2: kind of bumper sticker that talked about that van rocking.

1041
00:52:40,120 --> 00:52:42,440
Speaker 2: Oh that was She's like, well, that turns me on.

1042
00:52:44,680 --> 00:52:47,160
Speaker 1: She just needed to ride. She couldn't ride for free,

1043
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:48,080
Speaker 1: That's what she knew.

1044
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:50,720
Speaker 4: Yeah, if this van's are rocking, please still come knocking.

1045
00:52:51,080 --> 00:52:54,280
Speaker 4: I'm super lonely and I'm willing to meet anybody, probably

1046
00:52:54,400 --> 00:52:55,480
Speaker 4: just inside rocking the van.

1047
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: I don't have grass and I don't have gas.

1048
00:52:59,400 --> 00:53:02,360
Speaker 2: It looks like nobody rights for free. I definitely have

1049
00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:03,279
Speaker 2: this ass though.

1050
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: There's always this.

1051
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:07,680
Speaker 4: Ass, and whoever owned this van previously had an honor student.

1052
00:53:07,840 --> 00:53:15,800
Speaker 2: And oh, I don't understand your Suzuki behavior. Get the

1053
00:53:15,880 --> 00:53:19,040
Speaker 2: fuck it? Oh no, oh good, this is a really

1054
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:20,040
Speaker 2: good joke about.

1055
00:53:19,840 --> 00:53:23,080
Speaker 4: The Suzuki Samurai. I can't remember what it was about

1056
00:53:23,120 --> 00:53:26,800
Speaker 4: the name of like such a crappy thing as like

1057
00:53:26,960 --> 00:53:28,840
Speaker 4: the most fearsome.

1058
00:53:28,480 --> 00:53:30,560
Speaker 2: Warrior that a country ever created.

1059
00:53:31,480 --> 00:53:33,680
Speaker 4: It's very funny. Oh yeah, he's at home. Can fill

1060
00:53:33,719 --> 00:53:36,399
Speaker 4: in your own punchline. But that's a premise, and that's

1061
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,360
Speaker 4: how you do comedy. This is like uh, collar by numbers.

1062
00:53:40,440 --> 00:53:43,480
Speaker 4: We view the ingredients and the carts, then you have

1063
00:53:43,560 --> 00:53:46,320
Speaker 4: to fill those lines in. Yes, you mentioned was a

1064
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:47,640
Speaker 4: way better example.

1065
00:53:47,880 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: When I was trying, you were talking easy for me.

1066
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:53,320
Speaker 2: I was just thinking, No, you're obsessed with the brands

1067
00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:55,080
Speaker 2: of cars, and you want to have a joke about

1068
00:53:55,080 --> 00:53:58,880
Speaker 2: every kind of car I do. Yeah, you shouldn't hear

1069
00:53:58,920 --> 00:54:02,239
Speaker 2: my my ass tech material, but we have to drive

1070
00:54:02,320 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 2: by an Aztec.

1071
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:06,480
Speaker 4: Well, I will say Tahoe. My favorite car name of

1072
00:54:06,600 --> 00:54:09,480
Speaker 4: all time is the Pontiac Vibe.

1073
00:54:09,960 --> 00:54:10,120
Speaker 1: Oh.

1074
00:54:11,800 --> 00:54:14,600
Speaker 2: They used to hand out Pontiac vibes if you won

1075
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:19,719
Speaker 2: the Comedy Central laugh Riot's Contest up until the year

1076
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 2: Martha Kelly won because she sold her Pontiac Vibe and

1077
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:26,160
Speaker 2: made a bunch of money. And they're like, wait, that

1078
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 2: didn't work. I don't know why they didn't like that,

1079
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:30,719
Speaker 2: but they quit giving away the car.

1080
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:31,080
Speaker 4: Wow.

1081
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Instead it was a money amount. I don't know

1082
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:35,960
Speaker 2: what the money amount was because I did not get

1083
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:37,000
Speaker 2: first they did.

1084
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:39,040
Speaker 1: They assume that people would just keep them and drive

1085
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:39,520
Speaker 1: them then.

1086
00:54:39,640 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 2: And I don't know who wants a Pontiac vibe, especially

1087
00:54:43,080 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 2: the early models. Remember they look like a suppository.

1088
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:46,919
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1089
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:51,160
Speaker 1: No, there's been some. There's been some hideous, hideous cars.

1090
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:52,919
Speaker 1: The Aztec is amazingly bad.

1091
00:54:53,440 --> 00:54:56,560
Speaker 2: You know, my least favorite car. Yeah, yeah it is.

1092
00:54:56,640 --> 00:54:58,880
Speaker 2: You're right. Yeah, that's the only reason I remember it.

1093
00:54:58,960 --> 00:54:59,759
Speaker 2: It's because I've been in.

1094
00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 4: My some warriors also a fear some warrior, much like

1095
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:08,440
Speaker 4: the Samurai, commemorated with the worst cars.

1096
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:11,680
Speaker 1: Did you ever hear the thing about in the seventies

1097
00:55:11,719 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 1: they tried to export Chevy Nova's to Mexico and they

1098
00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:17,840
Speaker 1: would not sell. It was like the number one car

1099
00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:20,839
Speaker 1: in America, but they would not sell in Mexico until

1100
00:55:20,920 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: finally someone told them in Spanish, nova means no.

1101
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,640
Speaker 4: Go oh wow, that's pretty good.

1102
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:32,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh that's terrific. I thought it was like a

1103
00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:36,200
Speaker 2: astrological type word nova or a space word. It is

1104
00:55:36,239 --> 00:55:38,040
Speaker 2: a space word, but it's space word. No.

1105
00:55:38,239 --> 00:55:39,319
Speaker 1: If you break it up, no.

1106
00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:43,319
Speaker 4: And Vall's the same thing happened with the Honda deals me.

1107
00:55:45,719 --> 00:55:45,759
Speaker 1: A.

1108
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:51,359
Speaker 2: Oh, if I could just derive myself a brand new

1109
00:55:51,480 --> 00:55:55,160
Speaker 2: Toyota I Crumba, I'd be a happy man.

1110
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:57,600
Speaker 4: I think the Ikarumba would sell really well.

1111
00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:02,920
Speaker 2: Already, hear Julie, No, I mean we're he.

1112
00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 4: Does you know when you're doing a podcast while you're

1113
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:09,080
Speaker 4: going to the airport, it really reduces the anxiety of

1114
00:56:09,160 --> 00:56:09,839
Speaker 4: missing your flight.

1115
00:56:10,239 --> 00:56:11,279
Speaker 1: That's what we like to hear.

1116
00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:15,000
Speaker 4: That's what uh, twenty minutes ago.

1117
00:56:15,560 --> 00:56:17,040
Speaker 2: Oh well yours.

1118
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 4: It turns out I woefully understood how far I lived

1119
00:56:21,200 --> 00:56:21,760
Speaker 4: from the airport.

1120
00:56:23,200 --> 00:56:25,319
Speaker 1: It has told you it was only ten minutes away.

1121
00:56:25,360 --> 00:56:27,360
Speaker 4: That that is not that podcast for you drove the

1122
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 4: person to their destination.

1123
00:56:30,320 --> 00:56:31,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the way to Austin.

1124
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:31,719
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1125
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 2: Oh, we are going to do that once. It'll be

1126
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,800
Speaker 2: a very special road trip episode.

1127
00:56:35,920 --> 00:56:37,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're gonna really.

1128
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:39,239
Speaker 3: That guy.

1129
00:56:39,960 --> 00:56:43,640
Speaker 4: I uh so, I'm uh no flight at night?

1130
00:56:43,880 --> 00:56:47,760
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're in You're in great shape. Oh. Sometimes

1131
00:56:47,840 --> 00:56:50,400
Speaker 2: these cops stop us and we have to interview them.

1132
00:56:50,520 --> 00:56:53,320
Speaker 2: I hope that's okay with you. Oh cool, I'm gonna

1133
00:56:53,760 --> 00:56:56,120
Speaker 2: just just so they don't think we're weird. I'm gonna

1134
00:56:56,160 --> 00:56:58,759
Speaker 2: put down the microphone. Yeah, I'm just gonna put down

1135
00:56:58,800 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 2: the mic. Hello off, it's certain nothing to see here. Yeah,

1136
00:57:02,840 --> 00:57:03,960
Speaker 2: if he had a look on his.

1137
00:57:04,040 --> 00:57:06,480
Speaker 4: Face, we aren't suspicious, then who are they stopping?

1138
00:57:06,719 --> 00:57:09,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly if you have a microphone.

1139
00:57:10,560 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 4: Clear, maybe they could tell your facial hair was ironic

1140
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,440
Speaker 4: and you weren't Blane.

1141
00:57:16,560 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1142
00:57:17,240 --> 00:57:19,320
Speaker 2: Well, you know what. The funny thing about having a

1143
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,560
Speaker 2: mustache is cops do like not at me. Yeah, like

1144
00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:25,160
Speaker 2: if I look over awesome, They're like, hey, how are you?

1145
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:28,120
Speaker 2: They just not that I'm also a cop, but they

1146
00:57:28,240 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: think at least I worn't for the city.

1147
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 1: Civil servant.

1148
00:57:32,760 --> 00:57:34,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that's.

1149
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:40,840
Speaker 4: That's I'm united. Which is the the furthest terminal?

1150
00:57:41,080 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 2: Okay, oh that's okay. There's always a little shortcut that

1151
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:44,160
Speaker 2: you can take.

1152
00:57:44,240 --> 00:57:45,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not taking that.

1153
00:57:45,120 --> 00:57:48,320
Speaker 2: We're not going you know what, let's do the whole roundabout.

1154
00:57:50,520 --> 00:57:52,000
Speaker 4: L A X the Great Equalizer.

1155
00:57:52,120 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 2: Be careful our vertical clearance. Does Beyonce come to L

1156
00:57:58,600 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 2: A S.

1157
00:57:59,120 --> 00:58:01,720
Speaker 4: I used to think that that was that no matter

1158
00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:04,120
Speaker 4: how famous you were, you still had to like your

1159
00:58:04,160 --> 00:58:06,720
Speaker 4: bag and stuff and you don't know and not even

1160
00:58:06,760 --> 00:58:09,040
Speaker 4: if you there's something that a lot of people don't

1161
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,560
Speaker 4: even know about where. It's not if you don't have

1162
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:17,760
Speaker 4: a private jet. Uh, it's there's a security clearance where

1163
00:58:17,760 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 4: they just like take you in through the side. Yeah,

1164
00:58:21,040 --> 00:58:23,200
Speaker 4: if you're famous, which I didn't know about. And it

1165
00:58:23,240 --> 00:58:25,959
Speaker 4: is very annoying. And I wonder what your IMDb page

1166
00:58:25,960 --> 00:58:27,560
Speaker 4: has to look like before you get to do that, right?

1167
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:27,760
Speaker 2: Right?

1168
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:29,880
Speaker 4: How many where do they draw the line? You know

1169
00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,160
Speaker 4: what I mean? Yeah?

1170
00:58:31,200 --> 00:58:33,320
Speaker 2: What number does your star meter have to be at?

1171
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:35,080
Speaker 4: Yeah? I think they do it by cloud score.

1172
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,360
Speaker 1: When I I used to travel a lot with Ellen

1173
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:44,280
Speaker 1: DeGeneres when I worked for her and she had private planes,

1174
00:58:44,480 --> 00:58:47,880
Speaker 1: and it was I wish it never happened because anytime

1175
00:58:47,920 --> 00:58:50,240
Speaker 1: I come to the airport, you can't do travel for myself.

1176
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:52,560
Speaker 1: It's just like I just know the difference. Yeah, like

1177
00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: of literally driving your car up to the plane and

1178
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:55,400
Speaker 1: getting on.

1179
00:58:55,640 --> 00:58:57,200
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but you can do that here.

1180
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:00,320
Speaker 1: No. No, it's it's like you go to a weird

1181
00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:03,880
Speaker 1: an airspace, like in actually out by where you live.

1182
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,520
Speaker 1: There's one in North Hollywood, Okay, that's kind of by

1183
00:59:06,560 --> 00:59:07,360
Speaker 1: the Bourbon Airport.

1184
00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:11,480
Speaker 2: It's just like so signature and the one was.

1185
00:59:11,480 --> 00:59:14,000
Speaker 4: Like, are you saying a private jet is preferable.

1186
00:59:14,400 --> 00:59:20,440
Speaker 1: I mean crazy. Just let me tell you more anecdotes. Hey,

1187
00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:21,720
Speaker 1: gas powered shuttle.

1188
00:59:21,920 --> 00:59:24,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, come on, just because you're helping the environment doesn't

1189
00:59:24,960 --> 00:59:26,000
Speaker 2: mean you have to be a prick.

1190
00:59:26,240 --> 00:59:29,520
Speaker 1: You really that that shuttle just like shouldered me. I

1191
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 1: like that.

1192
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:34,920
Speaker 4: On this podcast, you will seamlessly transition into arguing with

1193
00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:38,920
Speaker 4: a driver. Yeah, and the and the listeners have no idea.

1194
00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,200
Speaker 4: You can hear it that you've changed the subject.

1195
00:59:42,320 --> 00:59:42,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right.

1196
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 2: This microphone here picks up.

1197
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:49,840
Speaker 4: All the This motherfucker doesn't know what they're doing. The

1198
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 4: other thing.

1199
00:59:50,480 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 2: Wow, wow, she went out on a limb, Julie. And

1200
00:59:54,640 --> 00:59:57,160
Speaker 2: while you're in Austin, you have to go to the

1201
00:59:57,240 --> 01:00:00,480
Speaker 2: Get out of the way, you cupsucker. It's beautiful this

1202
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 2: time of the year. About the gear nuts, it could

1203
01:00:03,640 --> 01:00:05,600
Speaker 2: have done a better example. Get out of the way.

1204
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:09,760
Speaker 2: Nissan Juke is my new that's my new least favorite.

1205
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 1: Where is that from?

1206
01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:15,720
Speaker 2: Juke means this like.

1207
01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 4: Juke is when you talk to somebody who has worked

1208
01:00:19,360 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 4: for Nissan and they say, actually it's a Nissan.

1209
01:00:22,240 --> 01:00:26,200
Speaker 2: Oh god, that's the word. Yes, people will correct you

1210
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,880
Speaker 2: juke Nissan, but it's not.

1211
01:00:29,200 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 1: It's a Nissan juke because that's what correctly to let

1212
01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:36,160
Speaker 1: people know how to pronounce it. Yeah, long ago then

1213
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:37,360
Speaker 1: they didn't do their work.

1214
01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 2: Yes, sorry to say what we want. Yeah.

1215
01:00:41,120 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 1: It's also that thing where they keep trying to say

1216
01:00:43,720 --> 01:00:45,360
Speaker 1: it's pronounced jiff not gift.

1217
01:00:45,920 --> 01:00:48,560
Speaker 2: Yeah. God no, it's absolutely.

1218
01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:50,320
Speaker 1: Pronounced gift because you don't get to change it now

1219
01:00:50,320 --> 01:00:51,760
Speaker 1: that everyone pronounces a gift.

1220
01:00:52,160 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't like that, Nissan. I'm not gonna say that.

1221
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:58,320
Speaker 2: You're confusing it for a cup of noodles. That's a

1222
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:00,160
Speaker 2: popular cup of noodles.

1223
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,760
Speaker 1: And is it yeah, by the same company.

1224
01:01:03,840 --> 01:01:08,000
Speaker 2: No, No, it's spelled a little differently. I can't remember

1225
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 2: how Someone out there is listening and they're gonna tweet

1226
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:12,920
Speaker 2: and go Chris is right.

1227
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:15,640
Speaker 1: Oh, then I better go that's wrong.

1228
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh yeah, oh man, Twitter, it's gonna be

1229
01:01:19,160 --> 01:01:19,680
Speaker 2: an uproar.

1230
01:01:19,840 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: Did anybody see last night there was a tornado warning

1231
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 1: in down near a Long Beach. Did anybody see that

1232
01:01:25,960 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 1: crazy black cloud that was over l as I saw it?

1233
01:01:28,960 --> 01:01:31,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was walking my baby, which sounds like I

1234
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:36,880
Speaker 4: have a dog. I was walking with my baby and

1235
01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:39,440
Speaker 4: I saw the cloud and I was like, I'm glad

1236
01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,600
Speaker 4: we're together for the end.

1237
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 1: Yes, it seriously looked like doomsday.

1238
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:45,240
Speaker 2: Oh that'd be the worst way for your baby to

1239
01:01:45,320 --> 01:01:48,200
Speaker 2: get taken away. Not your baby specifically, but just a

1240
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:49,560
Speaker 2: person if.

1241
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:51,840
Speaker 4: Their babies that awful.

1242
01:01:52,200 --> 01:01:54,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, right now I'm gonna make light of it

1243
01:01:54,560 --> 01:02:00,560
Speaker 2: on a podcast warning someone just walking their baby and

1244
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:03,440
Speaker 2: then the baby goes in a baby tornado sucks up

1245
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,320
Speaker 2: the baby and they just are standing there and they

1246
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,760
Speaker 2: don't even get knocked over. And it's now it's a baby.

1247
01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:15,280
Speaker 4: Just taking Golden Retriever puppies and babies out.

1248
01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:19,760
Speaker 2: A few just a giant funnel filled with passive fires

1249
01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:23,160
Speaker 2: and blankets and puppies and lunchables.

1250
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:25,080
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen the video?

1251
01:02:25,400 --> 01:02:27,480
Speaker 4: It didn't destroy my house, but now my house smells

1252
01:02:27,560 --> 01:02:27,919
Speaker 4: like milk.

1253
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:36,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's jelly everywhere, sticky as tornado. There is a

1254
01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,480
Speaker 1: video that I really love from the early days of

1255
01:02:40,000 --> 01:02:43,040
Speaker 1: viral videos, and it's there was a tornado. So it's

1256
01:02:43,080 --> 01:02:45,600
Speaker 1: a dash cam of a cop car. There was a

1257
01:02:45,720 --> 01:02:48,960
Speaker 1: tornado and someone's baby got taken up in the tornado.

1258
01:02:49,120 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 1: So this cop pulls over because he thinks he sees

1259
01:02:52,480 --> 01:02:55,240
Speaker 1: something over, you know, like on the side of the

1260
01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:58,320
Speaker 1: road or whatever. And it's so basically it's this dash

1261
01:02:58,360 --> 01:03:01,200
Speaker 1: cam shot of the base of a tree and he

1262
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:05,840
Speaker 1: walks over and from from the base of the tree,

1263
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:09,720
Speaker 1: this baby sits up covered in mud and the cop

1264
01:03:09,880 --> 01:03:11,960
Speaker 1: looks like super freaked out. And then the baby just

1265
01:03:12,040 --> 01:03:15,080
Speaker 1: puts her arms up and the cop picks her up

1266
01:03:15,320 --> 01:03:18,040
Speaker 1: and she is totally doesn't have a scratch on her

1267
01:03:18,600 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 1: covered in mud. Oh my, it's like the most gives

1268
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,720
Speaker 1: you the chills, amazing thing of like some does.

1269
01:03:25,760 --> 01:03:29,320
Speaker 4: The video also show is the backstory the tornado or

1270
01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:31,200
Speaker 4: it shows her getting picked up by the tornado.

1271
01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:34,720
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, it's just you the some

1272
01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,960
Speaker 1: I can't remember how the backstory gets conveyed.

1273
01:03:41,160 --> 01:03:41,680
Speaker 4: A tornado.

1274
01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:45,480
Speaker 1: That's how she landed. She landed like yeah, wow, oh

1275
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:49,320
Speaker 1: my gosh, isn't that crazy? And she is totally fine

1276
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,280
Speaker 1: and was like looked at him and just started crying

1277
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 1: and put her arms up. And it's like a two

1278
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:54,880
Speaker 1: year old baby, Oh.

1279
01:03:54,840 --> 01:03:58,440
Speaker 2: Wow, a toddler if you will, Yeah, I don't that

1280
01:03:58,640 --> 01:04:02,439
Speaker 2: scares me. Tornadoes are and in Austin there they used

1281
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:05,720
Speaker 2: to say, oh, there's a tornado coming up along the

1282
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:10,080
Speaker 2: freeway just right through town, taking all the exits and

1283
01:04:10,320 --> 01:04:12,360
Speaker 2: just heading towards my house, and many times I had

1284
01:04:12,360 --> 01:04:12,680
Speaker 2: to get.

1285
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:12,920
Speaker 4: In the bath.

1286
01:04:13,120 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 2: All the exits, I just going along the freeway. One

1287
01:04:16,640 --> 01:04:18,480
Speaker 2: time it was going along the front.

1288
01:04:18,480 --> 01:04:18,960
Speaker 1: It was it was.

1289
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:20,560
Speaker 4: It was getting off at every exit and.

1290
01:04:20,680 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah and signaling and yeah that time to get

1291
01:04:28,280 --> 01:04:30,960
Speaker 2: back on the main freeway off the frontage road h

1292
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 2: Hamilton and then but but I didn't know what to do.

1293
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,040
Speaker 2: They did, they warned you, and then no one knows

1294
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:42,360
Speaker 2: what to do. It's like faar attacks. Do you lay there,

1295
01:04:42,440 --> 01:04:44,320
Speaker 2: do you run away? Do you hit it with a stick?

1296
01:04:44,800 --> 01:04:46,800
Speaker 2: So I ran out and I started hitting the tornado

1297
01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:49,680
Speaker 2: with a stick. No, I just got in the bathroom.

1298
01:04:49,680 --> 01:04:52,560
Speaker 4: Have a friend who was hiking the Appalachian Trail and

1299
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,520
Speaker 4: saw and he was he looked up. He was, you know,

1300
01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,320
Speaker 4: cause you're in like a it's such a long trailer,

1301
01:04:57,400 --> 01:04:59,040
Speaker 4: like you just like get into a trance and you're

1302
01:04:59,080 --> 01:05:01,000
Speaker 4: just like looking at your feet. And he looked up

1303
01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:03,520
Speaker 4: at one point and he was like twenty feet from

1304
01:05:03,560 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 4: a bear that was like three times bigger than he was,

1305
01:05:06,680 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 4: and he was like it was just standing in the

1306
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:13,120
Speaker 4: middle of the trail and he was like his whole

1307
01:05:13,200 --> 01:05:16,480
Speaker 4: body just went stiff, you know, and he was like okay,

1308
01:05:16,520 --> 01:05:18,040
Speaker 4: and it's like he's like I had that moment where

1309
01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 4: I'm like, wait, what do I do again? And he's

1310
01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:22,800
Speaker 4: like nothing like came to me like I just could.

1311
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:27,240
Speaker 4: And the bear gets up on its two legs and

1312
01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:30,920
Speaker 4: then sits back down on all fours walks up to

1313
01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:34,000
Speaker 4: him and he just is frozen, like he cannot move.

1314
01:05:34,640 --> 01:05:38,040
Speaker 4: And the bear comes up and sniffs his body and

1315
01:05:38,160 --> 01:05:38,920
Speaker 4: then keeps walking.

1316
01:05:39,120 --> 01:05:39,800
Speaker 1: No way.

1317
01:05:39,960 --> 01:05:41,800
Speaker 4: Wow, Yeah, so he is.

1318
01:05:41,840 --> 01:05:43,520
Speaker 1: The luckiest person on the planet.

1319
01:05:43,640 --> 01:05:45,240
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh that's the worst.

1320
01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:47,960
Speaker 4: That's gotta be the scariest thing ever. Like after that

1321
01:05:48,400 --> 01:05:49,800
Speaker 4: breaking up with somebody, Oh.

1322
01:05:49,760 --> 01:05:52,480
Speaker 2: My god, it so easy. Are you taking picture that

1323
01:05:52,600 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 2: tea bag party on sticker?

1324
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,840
Speaker 1: Yes? Oh that's crazy. But they went to Berkeley, so

1325
01:05:58,040 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 1: nothing makes sense on that car.

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01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,080
Speaker 4: It's a tea bag part.

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Speaker 1: It's a tea party sticker with a tea bag with

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Speaker 1: an American flag as the little paper and it says

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Speaker 1: party on.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's like one of those having one of those

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Speaker 4: moments where I'd never realized why they were called the

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Speaker 4: tea party.

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Speaker 1: Tea party, my bigotry is a good time party on

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01:06:17,640 --> 01:06:18,560
Speaker 1: Tea party.

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Speaker 2: The Way.

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01:06:20,920 --> 01:06:24,280
Speaker 4: Show and it's always like this Confederate gun is forty

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01:06:24,360 --> 01:06:27,400
Speaker 4: thousand dollars because of all the racists.

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01:06:29,280 --> 01:06:30,360
Speaker 1: They wanted to memory.

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01:06:31,240 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 4: There was one last night was a very special episode

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01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:39,200
Speaker 4: because the guy had a sword of a United States

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01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:42,840
Speaker 4: Army soldier who was his great great great great grandfather

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01:06:44,120 --> 01:06:49,560
Speaker 4: who switched sides to the Confederate side and had the

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01:06:49,680 --> 01:06:55,480
Speaker 4: sword uh engraved by a jeweler that with like Confederate

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01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:00,600
Speaker 4: like symbols and a saying or whatever. Because his thing

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01:07:00,760 --> 01:07:04,480
Speaker 4: was like I'm taking my US Army sword, like basically

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01:07:04,480 --> 01:07:06,440
Speaker 4: saying I'm taking my sword from the right side of

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01:07:06,560 --> 01:07:09,720
Speaker 4: history and getting it engraved with the wrong side. Uh.

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Speaker 4: And it was worth a phenomenal amount because it showed

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01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:16,520
Speaker 4: like a like a you know, determination to be a

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01:07:16,600 --> 01:07:20,360
Speaker 4: Confederate show. He was like, this is very special.

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01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:25,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to watch the way you

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01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:27,960
Speaker 2: get excited about something when it has to do with

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01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:31,480
Speaker 2: horrible moments from our past, Like this is a beautiful

1354
01:07:31,560 --> 01:07:32,680
Speaker 2: piece because slavery.

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01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,560
Speaker 4: My dad was an auction He worked for an auction

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01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:37,760
Speaker 4: house in San Francisco and he would go and clean

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01:07:37,800 --> 01:07:38,400
Speaker 4: out of states.

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01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:41,400
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome, and they.

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01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:44,640
Speaker 4: He found a secret room with all the stuff and

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01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:46,840
Speaker 4: there was like gold teeth and skin lamps.

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01:07:47,000 --> 01:07:48,360
Speaker 2: Oh my god, skin lamps.

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01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:49,800
Speaker 4: And they had to call it. They had to call

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01:07:49,880 --> 01:07:52,400
Speaker 4: the cops and have it, have it get taken. And

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01:07:52,480 --> 01:07:54,680
Speaker 4: he's like, you know, those things are worth like a

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01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:57,640
Speaker 4: shipload on the black market. Yeah, like he my dad

1366
01:07:57,760 --> 01:07:59,960
Speaker 4: wasn't gonna do that. He also had I'm not gonna

1367
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,440
Speaker 4: say the celebrity, but he had to clean out a

1368
01:08:01,480 --> 01:08:05,960
Speaker 4: celebrity's house after he passed away and found kids stuff.

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01:08:06,560 --> 01:08:09,520
Speaker 2: Oh no, oh wow, let's not talk. Let's not say that.

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01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 4: Oh wow, he burned all And so that guy's legacy

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01:08:13,600 --> 01:08:15,000
Speaker 4: is still intact because of my dad.

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01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:16,080
Speaker 2: Oh wow.

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01:08:16,400 --> 01:08:17,560
Speaker 4: And I'll tell you who it is after that.

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01:08:17,800 --> 01:08:18,800
Speaker 2: Ye oh wow.

1375
01:08:19,160 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 1: And then listeners, guess is on Twitter?

1376
01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,120
Speaker 4: And I'll tell you on Twitter.

1377
01:08:25,479 --> 01:08:26,400
Speaker 1: I want to say it here.

1378
01:08:26,720 --> 01:08:27,200
Speaker 2: I'll you.

1379
01:08:29,000 --> 01:08:31,720
Speaker 1: What I like on the Antiques Roadshow is.

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01:08:33,360 --> 01:08:35,599
Speaker 4: What is that Roger Sterling?

1381
01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:37,960
Speaker 2: God, he's beautiful. I don't know who that is. I

1382
01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:41,200
Speaker 2: want him to fly my plane. And I'm not talking

1383
01:08:41,240 --> 01:08:42,800
Speaker 2: about flying a plane if you know what I mean.

1384
01:08:43,160 --> 01:08:46,439
Speaker 4: I do know you mean that specifically being hand job.

1385
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, suck my dick. And I wanted him to suck

1386
01:08:49,320 --> 01:08:49,960
Speaker 2: my Dick that man.

1387
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:56,880
Speaker 1: I was just gonna say, I like the difference on

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01:08:57,000 --> 01:09:01,160
Speaker 1: Antiques Roadshow between British people and American people, because British people,

1389
01:09:01,360 --> 01:09:03,800
Speaker 1: it's like it would be the most humiliate, humiliating thing

1390
01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,559
Speaker 1: in the world for them to want the money. They

1391
01:09:06,720 --> 01:09:10,120
Speaker 1: always pretend like the money doesn't matter, or they try

1392
01:09:10,240 --> 01:09:13,440
Speaker 1: to anyway, and they get so embarrassed. And literally Americans

1393
01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:17,040
Speaker 1: they're like, it probably if you do after a praiser

1394
01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:19,880
Speaker 1: or whatever, a doction, it would be worth probably eight

1395
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:23,760
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. And literally people are like, oh, American Americans

1396
01:09:23,800 --> 01:09:27,000
Speaker 1: are overtly crestfallen and don't give a shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1397
01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:29,680
Speaker 1: Look they look like greedy bastards. And British people are

1398
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:32,960
Speaker 1: always like they're like, it's worth ninety five thousand dollars.

1399
01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:36,800
Speaker 1: They're like really, really, well, I've always liked the line

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01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,080
Speaker 1: that fet of Teae.

1401
01:09:39,680 --> 01:09:41,679
Speaker 2: That's what they say, Wait.

1402
01:09:44,520 --> 01:09:47,280
Speaker 1: Are you I'm amount in a Dressian.

1403
01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:49,120
Speaker 2: I won't know much as balls.

1404
01:09:49,520 --> 01:09:51,519
Speaker 1: I think thinking of Nanny mc fee.

1405
01:09:51,760 --> 01:09:55,240
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm thinking of fran Dresser's the Nanny. Well, and

1406
01:09:55,360 --> 01:09:57,639
Speaker 2: that's where I'm going. I'm going tomorrow. I'm going to England.

1407
01:09:57,800 --> 01:10:02,520
Speaker 2: It's funny, are you I'm going there tomorrow for what commercial?

1408
01:10:02,840 --> 01:10:08,240
Speaker 2: A commercial for mini, the Mini Cooper Countryman. It's a

1409
01:10:08,240 --> 01:10:11,600
Speaker 2: bigger Mini, and therefore the premise of the commercials that

1410
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:15,360
Speaker 2: it's room here. But I don't I have a ride

1411
01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:16,879
Speaker 2: in that ironic?

1412
01:10:17,320 --> 01:10:18,000
Speaker 1: Are you serious?

1413
01:10:18,040 --> 01:10:20,360
Speaker 2: I have a podcast where we give rides, but tomorrow

1414
01:10:20,439 --> 01:10:22,559
Speaker 2: I think I'll be taking a lift or uber.

1415
01:10:24,720 --> 01:10:29,040
Speaker 1: I was about to offer, but you live yeah, yeah, yeah,

1416
01:10:29,360 --> 01:10:30,680
Speaker 1: it would be silly. It would be.

1417
01:10:32,280 --> 01:10:33,080
Speaker 4: You live over here?

1418
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:35,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, I live in Venice.

1419
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:38,360
Speaker 4: So you wow, you are dedicated to this podcast.

1420
01:10:39,240 --> 01:10:40,840
Speaker 1: You didn't have to tell me to stop, sir. I'm

1421
01:10:40,880 --> 01:10:41,840
Speaker 1: a decent human being.

1422
01:10:42,000 --> 01:10:47,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I really Yeah, but.

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01:10:47,280 --> 01:10:50,280
Speaker 1: He told me to stop, and then douchebag.

1424
01:10:49,920 --> 01:10:52,200
Speaker 2: Jones went, oh, he's gonna get so mad that you

1425
01:10:52,360 --> 01:10:54,320
Speaker 2: undermined his authority and went behind him.

1426
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:56,519
Speaker 1: Well, he didn't have the right to tell me to

1427
01:10:56,560 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 1: stop when he didn't know where I was.

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01:10:58,120 --> 01:11:02,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. How about how about those apples?

1429
01:11:02,600 --> 01:11:04,639
Speaker 4: You know a guy works out when those vests aren't

1430
01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:05,559
Speaker 4: supposed to be tight.

1431
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:10,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's oh man, Yeah I think he works out

1432
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:13,599
Speaker 2: yeah with the oh yeah, that guy is ripped.

1433
01:11:14,479 --> 01:11:17,360
Speaker 4: So how does this how does this end, usually with

1434
01:11:17,439 --> 01:11:18,400
Speaker 4: awkward silence.

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01:11:19,800 --> 01:11:25,559
Speaker 2: Dear Lord of all vessels that fly, Julian, get to Austin.

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01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,760
Speaker 4: Amen to the airport. In my life other than the

1437
01:11:27,800 --> 01:11:30,920
Speaker 4: time I got a Lincoln town car, you should get away.

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01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:33,679
Speaker 4: That would any wore hats?

1439
01:11:33,880 --> 01:11:35,639
Speaker 1: Yeahs, that'd be great.

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01:11:35,960 --> 01:11:36,800
Speaker 4: Well, thank you guys.

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01:11:36,880 --> 01:11:39,320
Speaker 2: Of course, Julie, have fun in Austin. Sorry, wasn't very

1442
01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:41,080
Speaker 2: clear about what you should do. But you'll have fun

1443
01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:42,800
Speaker 2: no matter what you do. It's a fun town.

1444
01:11:43,520 --> 01:11:45,360
Speaker 4: With that kind of positive thinking. I think you're right.

1445
01:11:45,479 --> 01:11:46,920
Speaker 2: You're gonna have fun no matter what you do.

1446
01:11:48,360 --> 01:11:52,479
Speaker 4: Okay, bye, guys, Bye, good to see Julian. Hit the button.

1447
01:11:52,720 --> 01:11:53,799
Speaker 2: Okay this one.

1448
01:11:57,520 --> 01:11:58,320
Speaker 1: Way back?

1449
01:11:59,120 --> 01:12:05,120
Speaker 3: You want to be there, doesn't matter how much baggage

1450
01:12:05,160 --> 01:12:09,800
Speaker 3: you claim. Give us time and a turmanol and gay.

1451
01:12:11,320 --> 01:12:15,320
Speaker 1: We want to send you off in style. Do you

1452
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:20,519
Speaker 1: want to welcome you back home? Tell us all about

1453
01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:25,280
Speaker 1: every scared he was it fine? Mal porn?

1454
01:12:41,200 --> 01:12:44,559
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1455
01:12:45,200 --> 01:12:46,479
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1456
01:12:47,160 --> 01:12:48,439
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

1457
01:12:49,160 --> 01:12:50,439
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1458
01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:54,400
Speaker 2: Do you need ride? Do you ride?

1459
01:12:55,040 --> 01:12:55,760
Speaker 4: Do you need

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01:13:02,280 --> 01:13:08,520
Speaker 2: With Karen and cressm