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Speaker 1: Before the July here's my fireworks. Oh that was just elections.

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Speaker 2: Those are the wimpiest bottle rockets I've ever heard.

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Speaker 1: Your family didn't buy the illegal ones like my family did.

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Speaker 1: More like one of those little fountains.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Sparkler, sound like they're safe and sanee.

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Speaker 3: Okay, after this, I want to hear a Roman Candra.

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Speaker 4: We gotta get you away. Yeah, alright.

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Speaker 5: If you're driving somewhere today, be safe, all right, make

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Speaker 5: sure you know, make sure you be responsible at there,

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Speaker 5: have some fun and enjoy the show.

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Speaker 1: It starts right now.

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Speaker 3: It's been over two hundred years since the first Harry Potter.

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Speaker 1: Movie came Wow a while ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's more like twenty years, but it feels like

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Speaker 3: two hundred years at this point. But even two decades

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Speaker 3: after the original movie was released, Harry Potter fans are

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Speaker 3: still flocking to the real lifehouse in England Harry lived

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Speaker 3: with his terrible aunt, uncle and cousin.

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Speaker 5: Would We went to Scotland. We went to the graveyard

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Speaker 5: where she pulled a bunch of the names for the

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Speaker 5: Tom Riddle's great I.

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Speaker 3: Was curious about this because The homeowner says. They get

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Speaker 3: a constant stream of fans showing up at all hours

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Speaker 3: of day and night from places all over the world,

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Speaker 3: and even had someone try to climb their fence. It

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Speaker 3: are you the fence climber in the family. I was

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Speaker 3: thinking it must have been you when you visited the UK.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm much sneakier. I was actually in her closet.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, you're tunneled under that. The homeowner says, quote,

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Speaker 3: We've had people show up crying with floods of tears.

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Speaker 3: It's bizarre. I mean with the kids, you get it.

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Speaker 3: But the adults, Yeah, they'll come dressed in full gear

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Speaker 3: and recreate scenes. One woman with giant glasses showed up

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Speaker 3: dressed like a tap dancing hagrid and tried to eat

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Speaker 3: an owl out of our tree. So broke, you're still

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Speaker 2: I mean I won't say I have or have, but

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Speaker 2: it tastes like chicken. No, I mean everyone expected that.

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Speaker 6: Still.

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Speaker 3: The whole owners actually are kind of cool about the

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Speaker 3: whole thing. They even move cars around in front of

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Speaker 3: their house so that people can get better photos.

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Speaker 1: I can't believe they're not charging them yet.

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Speaker 3: You know, yeah, oh yeah, you should. Yeah, if something

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Speaker 3: famous ever happened at your house, Brook, you would have

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Speaker 3: like a rope with a ticket line.

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Speaker 1: Sure of course, Benmo, Yeah, hit me up here maybe QR.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you can eat owl b in the front. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: let's move on and get into the shot collar question

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Speaker 3: of the day and give it up a digital Jake, Jake,

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Speaker 3: what are we doing well?

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Speaker 7: If you follow the hosts of this show on social medium,

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Speaker 7: you might not think they're the most athletic bunch, but.

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Speaker 3: You'd be wrong. Oh yeah.

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Speaker 7: Alexis was a disgraced college track and field runner, the

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Speaker 7: disgraceful part competing in the Mountain West Conference. Jose is

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Speaker 7: a four time silver slugger in his online baseball video game.

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Speaker 4: I couldn't quite get the gold. But let's go.

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Speaker 7: Finally a league where they don't drug test. And Brooke

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Speaker 7: was a three year starter on her middle school sea

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Speaker 7: squad volleyball team.

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Speaker 1: Kay, yeah, there was a d squad. Don't forget it,

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Speaker 1: don't forget it.

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Speaker 7: She played alongside the narcoleptic kid and the girl they

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Speaker 1: Yo, but you upset by Gail?

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Speaker 8: Let's go?

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Speaker 7: Can you former athletes spot the difference between a genuine

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Speaker 7: sport and one that I just made up. We're gonna

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Speaker 7: find out in a testosterone field sports pilled edition of

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Speaker 7: the One and Done shot Collar Question of the Day,

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Speaker 7: Let's start with Lexus.

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Speaker 1: That one of my house.

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Speaker 7: Alexis, there's an up and coming sport in South Korea

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Speaker 7: called mixed martial Arts arts, where fighters alternate three minute

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Speaker 7: mixture of calmness and rage, and in the end, the

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Speaker 3: Is it made up or real?

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Speaker 1: Wowow straight art feels so good.

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Speaker 3: After sports always a little bit more extreme over on

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Speaker 5: Everything is It's just I'm suber being in at Tokyo

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Speaker 5: Airport and they were playing like some reality singing.

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Speaker 1: Show where the people were literally.

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Speaker 5: On mechanical bulls while singing, and it was all very serious.

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Speaker 1: It's not a joke. It's level weird show. This is

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Speaker 1: South this is so but I don't know. I want

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Speaker 1: it to be true. I'll say it's true.

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Speaker 7: Jake Alexis said, that's a real sport, and that's one day.

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Speaker 7: Mixed martial arts arts. Brook you helped Lexus there didn't

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Speaker 7: help her at all. See if you need some help yourself.

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Speaker 7: Originally invented to collect bait for fishing. In England, there's

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Speaker 7: a competitive sport called worm charming. It's like snake charming.

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Speaker 7: Contestants can try a variety of ways to coach. Jeff,

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Speaker 7: don't laugh at worm charming. Contestants can try a variety

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Speaker 7: of ways to coax the worms out of the ground.

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Speaker 7: Just no mechanical equipment, most worms collected and the set

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Speaker 7: time wins.

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Speaker 3: Is that real or made up?

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Speaker 6: You know?

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Speaker 1: Like's interesting.

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Speaker 5: My daughter is doing like some science thing and they

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Speaker 5: were going to the park and she said that they

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Speaker 5: were coaxing worms out of the ground using mustard seeds.

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Speaker 1: She got three worms out, but some people got more worms.

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Speaker 3: Can the worm charmers have a c squad too?

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Speaker 5: I mean she'd be on it, okay, and those self

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Speaker 5: or good money, So I'm gonna say it's true.

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Speaker 7: Brooks said, that's a real sport, and that's a real

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Speaker 7: In two thousand and nine, ten year old Sophie Smith

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Speaker 7: seven worms.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I didn't get my daughter more on it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, Jose, you might not have worms, but you do

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Speaker 7: have a question to answer, Jose. In Denmark they have

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Speaker 7: a professional unicycle golf league using longer modified clubs. Players

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Speaker 7: balance on their unicycle and play on a real golf course.

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Speaker 7: Points are deducted for falling off or touching the ground,

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Speaker 7: and caddies also must be riding unicycles as well. What

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Speaker 7: was that real or made up?

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Speaker 4: I could totally see this.

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Speaker 1: How could you swing?

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Speaker 5: As soon as you swing your unicycle, let's slip out

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Speaker 5: from underneath.

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Speaker 4: I know, but I can imagine them, just like, look

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Speaker 4: at me in my chair, okay, and my my.

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Speaker 3: Feet are moving and I can get for radio.

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Speaker 4: Everybody can see me.

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Speaker 1: You're an office chair. It has literally five wheels on it.

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Speaker 1: That is let as.

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Speaker 4: Far as a real sport.

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Speaker 7: Okay, and it's a cool one, Jose tells the haters.

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Speaker 7: That's a real sport. I just made that one up. Jeffrey,

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Speaker 7: it's your turn and maybe one of the most bizarre,

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Speaker 7: excruciating sports of all time. The ferret Legging Championship happens

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Speaker 7: in Richmond, Virginia. Does it work well? A man's pant

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Speaker 7: legs are sealed at the feet and then two live

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Speaker 7: ferrets are placed inside what purpose, Just like bull riding,

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Speaker 7: the winner is crowned who can last the longest as

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Speaker 7: the ferret's claw and everywhere in an attempt to get out.

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Speaker 3: Is that real or made up? Yeah? That's a problematic

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Speaker 3: sports for several reasons.

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Speaker 1: Going I'm going full reel on this one.

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Speaker 3: Yes, you don't think Peter would have heard about this

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Speaker 5: The ferret pants people care, people are getting hurt.

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Speaker 3: I just I think out of cruelty to the animals

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Speaker 1: What's going on your pants?

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Speaker 5: It's so cruel, jeff for adveryone.

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Speaker 3: So I'm gonna say that is not a real sport.

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Speaker 7: Jeffrey said, ferret legging is not real, and it's real.

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Speaker 7: Anyone want to guess what the current record is for

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Speaker 7: having ferrets in your.

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Speaker 1: I bet it's a while. I'm gonna guess thirty two minutes.

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Speaker 7: Who five hours and thirty minutes?

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Speaker 3: Two ferrets in your pants? You enjoyed it a little

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Speaker 1: You actually have to feed them while they're down there.

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Speaker 7: Serious, Everyone but Brook is getting shot.

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Speaker 3: Jose Alexis and I will take the shock while singing

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Speaker 3: All Star by smash Mouth.

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Speaker 1: Oh I get it.

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Speaker 3: Somebody in the world is gonna road me.

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Speaker 6: I ain't.

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Speaker 4: The shop is tooling The shop now.

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Speaker 3: Said shed They said shadow. Yeah, your shock collar. Question

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Speaker 3: of the day we got your phones have coming up

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Speaker 3: in just a few.

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Speaker 8: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: In America, we love amber, waves of grain, purple mountains majesty,

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Speaker 3: and giant red globs of ketchup. But there are some

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Speaker 3: ketchup freaks out there who put it on literally everything,

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Speaker 3: on their tacos, on their rice, their pasta.

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Speaker 3: Even popcorns sometimes, and now because of TikTok, people are

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Speaker 3: ketchup on their kit cats. A lot of chocolate COOKI ketup,

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Speaker 3: compared it to chocolate covered strawberries, but saltier and tangier.

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Speaker 1: What no nobody wants to I don't mind cat up.

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Speaker 3: Another person said it's worth trying, but I wouldn't do

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Speaker 3: media counts of Hines and KitKat of course teased to

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine if it was like a gusher's.

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Speaker 3: We need to get to the bottom of this. So Ashley,

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Speaker 3: we had our in studio chef repair kit cats dipped

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Speaker 3: Hurried, we gotta try it together. On three, everybody take

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Speaker 1: Got worse.

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Speaker 3: Late helps out of ten? What do you giving one

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Speaker 4: Don't do this.

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Speaker 1: It's like salt after taste.

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Speaker 4: It's the worst salty and sweet of my wife.

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Speaker 3: Maybe instead of doing a shot during the shot collar

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Speaker 3: question of today, we should just off to eat ketchup

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Speaker 3: colored cat bar. You might try it again if I was,

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Speaker 3: You'll also have to do a government interview to prove

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Speaker 3: The spy espionage test is actually easier than this one.

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Speaker 4: So guys like I make two hundred grand and the government's.

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Speaker 5: Just like taxes when they're like, we know how much

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Speaker 3: People in Los Angeles are apparently stealing fire hydrants. Oh

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Speaker 3: Okay, the police haven't said if they have any leads,

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Speaker 3: This next lazer story is out of tech Trend's headquarters.

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Speaker 3: You live with someone who casually critiques your dietary choices

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Speaker 5: It's again, huh, you really want more of those?

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Speaker 1: This would just make me eat more.

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Speaker 5: I'm always like, oh, yeah, you want to You say,

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Speaker 4: You want to do that?

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Speaker 3: Any calories today?

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Speaker 3: Polls update on the New Pole, asked over ten thousand

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Speaker 3: Americans if they've ever felt like they were selling out.

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Speaker 3: Oh and twenty percent of people said absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you can't be in radio if you were in

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Speaker 5: You say that, do you mean like giving up on

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Speaker 3: It was easy, compromised anything that they believe in. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Something, or become parents. I mean there's just so much compromise.

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Speaker 1: Great kids, you're always like, I would never do that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, the post kids are like, I'm doing it that

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Speaker 3: Get through this day. Sixty six percent of boomers in

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Speaker 4: Never sold out. I were eighty hours a week.

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Speaker 3: Another question asked if you consider selling out to be

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Speaker 3: there was a huge difference between generations. Only three percent

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Speaker 1: Oh, we're cool with it. Yeah, that's so.

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Speaker 3: I had no idea. It's now cool sort of to

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Speaker 1: Yeah that makes it feel better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if it's trendy, everyone's doing it. Anybody tell me

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Speaker 3: Sure, I know. This guy is one hundred percent in

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Speaker 1: It, youlex quality.

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Speaker 3: That sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

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Speaker 3: of the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 8: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: How many secrets do you think your parents are keeping

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Speaker 3: from you right now?

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's it's strange to think about things that they

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Speaker 4: You're right, Yeah, they like a child.

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Speaker 1: Always.

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Speaker 3: It's kind of scary to think about, Like, what could

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Speaker 5: Hey, listen, mom and dad, we're gonna find out when

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Speaker 4: Hey, you want me to take care of you, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Some secrets are big, as big as a rocket. Some

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Speaker 1: Okay, so the idity was just so you could ride.

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Speaker 3: Some secrets are hidden away from your wife. Some secrets

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Speaker 1: Ah. I think that's a poem we should all memorize.

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Speaker 5: Oh man, I just can't imagine the anxiety you would

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Speaker 1: Okay, I found your father.

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Speaker 4: All I'm going to do is give you his name.

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Speaker 9: And she said yeah, And I thought, of course, my

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Speaker 11: Was that?

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Speaker 1: Like Ryan Gosling's love Child's.

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Speaker 3: We know not Elvis Presley's secret. Baby found out her

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Speaker 3: Well, that's what she found out. Her family secret is

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Speaker 3: In fact, he's been on the FBI's most wanted list

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Speaker 3: Maybe I knew the kid would always.

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Speaker 3: Well, she says, he would be eighty four today, and

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Speaker 3: murder is because she was raised by people with a

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Speaker 3: great sense of humor. So all you can do is

450
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Speaker 3: laugh when you find out news.

451
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Speaker 5: Yeah, so it's like the sarcasm. Yeah, after all these years,

452
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:46,199
Speaker 5: that's of course what happens to him.

453
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Speaker 3: Smart defense, and that's a good defense on her part.

454
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

455
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 3: But Kathy's not the only person who later in life

456
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:56,400
Speaker 3: learned a shocking secret about their family. In fact, other

457
00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:59,800
Speaker 3: people started commenting and sharing their own stories, maybe not

458
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,800
Speaker 3: a heavy as that one, but still interesting in their

459
00:23:02,800 --> 00:23:03,240
Speaker 3: own way.

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Speaker 6: Yea.

461
00:23:05,359 --> 00:23:07,639
Speaker 3: Like one person said, my parents used to take an

462
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Speaker 3: annual trip to the Bahamas that they never took me

463
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Speaker 3: on because it was quote their time together.

464
00:23:13,320 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 1: Oh, I feel like I already know where this is going.

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Speaker 4: Well that makes sense, though, I would be like, yeah,

466
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Speaker 4: I mean.

467
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Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of adult resorts in the Bahamas

468
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Speaker 5: that would not be kid friendly.

469
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Speaker 3: Fast forward to my senior year in high school, when

470
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Speaker 3: they left me home alone for a trip. I borrowed

471
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,720
Speaker 3: my mom's leather jacket, and while I was in her closet,

472
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Speaker 3: I found travel brochures for my parents' trip. Turns out

473
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Speaker 3: they were on a swinger's cruise and they'd been going

474
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Speaker 3: on that cruise every summer.

475
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Speaker 1: Oh again, she's glad that they didn't take me long.

476
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,600
Speaker 3: Another person said, after my grandpa passed away, we were

477
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Speaker 3: going through his things and at the bottom of his

478
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,320
Speaker 3: drawer there was a framed picture of him and the

479
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,479
Speaker 3: Pope just hanging Outah.

480
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Speaker 4: Not even like one of those just hanging out.

481
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Speaker 3: It was signed and said thanks for everything. What does

482
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:01,160
Speaker 3: that mean?

483
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,600
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, how do you get to hang out

484
00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 4: with them normally? To see him through those big glasmobile Ya.

485
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:11,360
Speaker 1: Does anyone else, automatically assumed mafia. I don't know why.

486
00:24:12,040 --> 00:24:17,880
Speaker 3: Oh, I was going back to the swingers cruise. Thanks

487
00:24:17,920 --> 00:24:19,160
Speaker 3: for the great time, mister Pope.

488
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Speaker 7: Wrong.

489
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

490
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Speaker 3: The next one is from a woman who said my

491
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,679
Speaker 3: grandma would never let us go up into her attic.

492
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,560
Speaker 3: She would always say it's too messy and no place

493
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Speaker 3: for kids, and even told me a really scary story

494
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Speaker 3: to prevent me from going up there.

495
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Speaker 4: I don't mess withatics either. You're going to tell me

496
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Speaker 4: not to go up there, I won't go.

497
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Speaker 1: What's up there? Grandma?

498
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Speaker 6: Oh?

499
00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:44,920
Speaker 1: Yes, did secrets, she says.

500
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 3: Eventually I grew up, she passed away, and my mom

501
00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:51,359
Speaker 3: asked me to clean out her attic. I was twenty

502
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 3: five at the time and went up there reluctantly, and

503
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 3: what I found was a disco ball, a stripper pole,

504
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:01,240
Speaker 3: and a record player, along with signed photos of my

505
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:03,959
Speaker 3: grandpa performing at bachelorette parties.

506
00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:10,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, Grandma, what's looking I loved.

507
00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:19,200
Speaker 3: School gramophone. As soon as he goes to a bachelorette party.

508
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,239
Speaker 1: You can't strip too hard either. If there's a record play, right,

509
00:25:22,359 --> 00:25:24,960
Speaker 1: it's just gonna stip and scratch the entire time.

510
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:28,520
Speaker 3: I know, Brooke, you have a family secret that you learn.

511
00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:29,120
Speaker 3: I do.

512
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:29,600
Speaker 1: I do.

513
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:33,520
Speaker 5: My dad did his genealogy. I didn't even know if

514
00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 5: I'm allowed to share this, Okay, I'll just say that

515
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:39,080
Speaker 5: my dad was not the father, but somebody else in

516
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:42,679
Speaker 5: our family was of you know, of another person we

517
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,840
Speaker 5: didn't know about. But there was a person that came

518
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,000
Speaker 5: back and said, Hey, I'm a ninety nine percent match

519
00:25:48,119 --> 00:25:49,359
Speaker 5: to your dad.

520
00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: How am I related?

521
00:25:51,640 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 5: And through some investigations, we found out that somebody else

522
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 5: in our family had another kid.

523
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:03,560
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it was my dad. But my mom was

524
00:26:03,600 --> 00:26:04,119
Speaker 1: so sweet.

525
00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:06,000
Speaker 5: My mom came to my dad and said, if it

526
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,720
Speaker 5: is your secret love child, I love him like my own.

527
00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 5: It's okay if you had an affair at some point

528
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 5: in our fifteen year old.

529
00:26:16,359 --> 00:26:18,200
Speaker 1: But I was like, dude, I was twelve at the time.

530
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 3: It was not my kidd right, And then that secret

531
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 3: love child went on to become the Pope. Yeah, what

532
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:27,480
Speaker 3: a happy ending for everybody.

533
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:29,360
Speaker 4: Oh my text.

534
00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: In five nine to two, tell us what's the weirdest

535
00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:35,440
Speaker 3: family secret you ever found out? Later in life? Your

536
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,360
Speaker 3: phone tab's coming up right after.

537
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 8: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

538
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,760
Speaker 3: It's time for your phone tab. And recently we got

539
00:26:42,760 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 3: an email from a guy who wanted us to brank

540
00:26:44,520 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 3: his roommate. And apparently this dude keeps bringing random girls

541
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,160
Speaker 3: from Tinder back to their apartment.

542
00:26:50,320 --> 00:26:51,360
Speaker 1: Oh man, what's.

543
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 4: So bad about that?

544
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it can be exhausting if you're the person

545
00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 5: that lives with them.

546
00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:58,919
Speaker 3: Okay, it's happened so often. It's time to play a

547
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:02,359
Speaker 3: little joke by having our own Brooke Fox pose as

548
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:06,880
Speaker 3: a representative from Tinder headquarters. She's gonna mess with him

549
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 3: by going over all his previous hookups one by one.

550
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:14,159
Speaker 3: How is he going to handle it? You'll hear in

551
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 3: your brand new phone tap right now, it's another.

552
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 4: On the twenties.

553
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:22,280
Speaker 6: Hello.

554
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 5: Hi, my name is Destiny and I'm calling from Tinder

555
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,760
Speaker 5: customer support. I'm looking to speak with Brandon.

556
00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,080
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, this is sen Hi Brandon.

557
00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 5: I'm just calling because I just need to confirm some

558
00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 5: information with you.

559
00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,600
Speaker 12: Okay, according to our.

560
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:41,400
Speaker 5: Records, you've been using the app for about, let's see here,

561
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:42,120
Speaker 5: ten months.

562
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: How's it going?

563
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,080
Speaker 12: Is going good?

564
00:27:46,160 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 1: I guess that's great.

565
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 5: I mean you're putting yourself out there. I see, and

566
00:27:49,680 --> 00:27:50,520
Speaker 5: we encourage that.

567
00:27:50,680 --> 00:27:51,200
Speaker 1: Good for you.

568
00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 12: I don't understand why you're calling.

569
00:27:54,680 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: Me great question.

570
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,119
Speaker 5: So I don't know if you realize this, but we

571
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:00,440
Speaker 5: recently started a rewards program.

572
00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 12: The rewards go there.

573
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:04,480
Speaker 1: You may not have heard because it's actually just for

574
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:05,640
Speaker 1: our female members.

575
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:06,880
Speaker 12: Okay.

576
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:10,320
Speaker 5: Because of last year and everything that's happened, it's been

577
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:11,960
Speaker 5: a real sausage party around here.

578
00:28:14,280 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 12: That's weird.

579
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 1: So yeah, we.

580
00:28:15,880 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 5: Need to get more single available ladies back to the

581
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 5: app by creating a reward system.

582
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,520
Speaker 1: We call it love minutes.

583
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,240
Speaker 12: All right, Love minutes, okay, catch you.

584
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,920
Speaker 5: Right, So if you go on a date through Tender,

585
00:28:29,119 --> 00:28:31,120
Speaker 5: you can earn points for certain activities.

586
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 8: Okay, it's catching on.

587
00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,960
Speaker 1: I can tell you that. And a few people put

588
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:36,640
Speaker 1: you down.

589
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:38,680
Speaker 5: For a reference, and we just need to confirm that

590
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:40,280
Speaker 5: you went out with them in order to give them

591
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 5: the credit.

592
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:43,720
Speaker 12: So they told you that I went out on a

593
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 12: date with it. I don't understand. That's strange.

594
00:28:47,720 --> 00:28:49,960
Speaker 5: Well, don't think that they found it strange. That's what

595
00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 5: Tender's for, right, dates. So two weeks ago, let's just

596
00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 5: go over this. A user named Abby V said you

597
00:28:56,480 --> 00:28:58,960
Speaker 5: met at a bar and then hooked up at your place.

598
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 6: She said that.

599
00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:04,920
Speaker 12: I mean, yeah, well I thought that was like a

600
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:06,200
Speaker 12: private conversation.

601
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, I understand it is between you two, very private.

602
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,200
Speaker 1: But in order to get the love.

603
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:14,360
Speaker 5: Minutes, she needs you on record confirming that this happened.

604
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:19,520
Speaker 12: Okay, yeah, we went out on a date. I can

605
00:29:19,560 --> 00:29:20,160
Speaker 12: confirm that.

606
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:22,600
Speaker 1: Great, you also need to confirm the hookup.

607
00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:26,880
Speaker 12: Fine, I don't know. I can confirm the hookup.

608
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: Okay, and how long would you say that lasted?

609
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:31,360
Speaker 12: The hookup?

610
00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 5: Yeah? Abby put down that it lasted around let's see here,

611
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 5: six minutes.

612
00:29:35,680 --> 00:29:39,000
Speaker 12: Oh my god, that's not what I remember.

613
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 1: Well, that's what she said. I have it on record here.

614
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 12: I mean, this is really personal. I can't believe this

615
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:45,880
Speaker 12: is a thing.

616
00:29:46,320 --> 00:29:48,840
Speaker 5: Do you don't need to be embarrassed. All I need

617
00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:51,240
Speaker 5: to do is confirm that your hookup lasted six minutes.

618
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 5: ABBYB doesn't get any of her love minute points.

619
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 12: You know, honestly, I think it was more I can

620
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,640
Speaker 12: or maybe twelve.

621
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 5: All right, I'm going to put you down for seven.

622
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:02,760
Speaker 5: That feels like a good compromise.

623
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:02,719
Speaker 1: Doesn't it.

624
00:30:03,440 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 12: No, not really, because it's not really accurate. But like,

625
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:09,480
Speaker 12: are we done here? Because I gotta go just.

626
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 1: A couple more questions. Won't take much of your time. Now.

627
00:30:11,880 --> 00:30:14,120
Speaker 5: I see here that you also went with Jenny M

628
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,560
Speaker 5: from Mini Golf last month?

629
00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,600
Speaker 1: Is that correct?

630
00:30:17,560 --> 00:30:18,920
Speaker 12: Yeah? Yeah?

631
00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,520
Speaker 5: And I see here she says you went back to

632
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 5: your place to hook up. I'm sensing a theme here.

633
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,680
Speaker 5: She put down that that lasted an underwhelming four minutes. Oh,

634
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,800
Speaker 5: come on, it's maybe you were having a bad day

635
00:30:31,920 --> 00:30:32,640
Speaker 5: or something.

636
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,840
Speaker 12: That's not true. She's lying. Okay, I can't believe that

637
00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:37,959
Speaker 12: you're calling me and you're asking me questions about my

638
00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,840
Speaker 12: hookup life from Tender. I thought this was like a

639
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 12: private app.

640
00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 5: Are you upset about the time because maybe five minutes?

641
00:30:44,240 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 5: She says, There's no way it lasted longer than five What.

642
00:30:47,800 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 12: Are you flying to the app? I don't understand what's

643
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:51,600
Speaker 12: going on here.

644
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: No, I'm just telling you what she said.

645
00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 12: Look, this is really making me angry right now, and

646
00:30:56,280 --> 00:30:58,480
Speaker 12: I can't believe this is happening. You guys are calling me,

647
00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:01,440
Speaker 12: just asking me these questions with my personal life.

648
00:31:01,600 --> 00:31:04,280
Speaker 1: You know what, You're right, maybe this isn't a good fit.

649
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 12: What the hell does that mean? What do you mean

650
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:07,440
Speaker 12: not a good fit?

651
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 5: I just think by your reaction that maybe you need

652
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 5: to give Tinder a break. We do have a sister app.

653
00:31:12,800 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: I'd recommend you visit instead.

654
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:17,120
Speaker 12: You're kicking me off Tender.

655
00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: I'm just saying there's an app that would be a

656
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: better fit. It's called quick Stir. It's for the minute.

657
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,800
Speaker 1: Men of Tinder.

658
00:31:24,160 --> 00:31:27,040
Speaker 12: Are you kidding me? This is insane?

659
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: I'm said saying, you don't want to sign up for

660
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:29,080
Speaker 1: that one.

661
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 12: No, I don't want to sign up a quick still

662
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 12: ridiculous that.

663
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:36,720
Speaker 5: I better tell you that it's actually jokester, because this

664
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:37,640
Speaker 5: is all a joke.

665
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:40,680
Speaker 12: Now, it's a joke to you.

666
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: No, No, my name is Brooke from the radio show

667
00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:44,240
Speaker 1: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. We're doing a phone

668
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,280
Speaker 1: tap on you. What for real, it's a radio show.

669
00:31:47,320 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 1: Your roommate Jack set you up?

670
00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,840
Speaker 12: Are you kidding me?

671
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 1: He said, you've been waking them up with your random

672
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 1: Tinder hookups.

673
00:31:55,560 --> 00:32:01,480
Speaker 12: Dude, God, yeah, we live together, so you know.

674
00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:03,800
Speaker 1: So you're saying the times are accurate, then.

675
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 12: No, no, the times aren't accurate. Come on, I want

676
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 12: all the women in the world to know that those

677
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:12,240
Speaker 12: times are not accurate.

678
00:32:12,800 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: Not even look at that. We just upgraded your quick stir.

679
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,520
Speaker 8: Wake up every morning with funk taps weekday mornings on

680
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,959
Speaker 8: the twenties Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

681
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:32,760
Speaker 3: Everybody is allowed to make little mistakes when you're out

682
00:32:32,800 --> 00:32:36,120
Speaker 3: on a date, but sometimes there's ones that go down

683
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 3: where you say, I don't know, this could just be

684
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 3: a deal breaker, like wetting both your pairs of pants, oh,

685
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:48,280
Speaker 3: your regular ones and the emergency backup pair that you

686
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,240
Speaker 3: keep in the true.

687
00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,840
Speaker 1: Your date is stuck around for the second halt, or.

688
00:32:52,240 --> 00:32:55,160
Speaker 3: If your mom shows up during appetizers and takes a

689
00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:58,480
Speaker 3: photo for the Christmas card. Oh yeah, Mom, I told

690
00:32:58,520 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 3: you to after.

691
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: Dessert us when you had your dry pants on.

692
00:33:02,720 --> 00:33:07,959
Speaker 3: We're wondering, was today's dating mistake also unforgivable? And we

693
00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 3: say mistake because I'm hoping this didn't happen on purpose.

694
00:33:10,960 --> 00:33:12,960
Speaker 3: You're gonna hear what it was when we do your

695
00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 3: second date update right after this second date up date.

696
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 3: We really need to get a victory today, not just

697
00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 3: for our listener.

698
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:28,360
Speaker 5: But for ourselves too, cause I'll always take a victory.

699
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:31,640
Speaker 3: Brook's going through some deep ish right now with her life.

700
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 3: Jose and I tried to high five in the break

701
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 3: room and missed, embarrassing. It's a sad moment. And then

702
00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 3: Alexis's spray tan only covered three quarters of her body

703
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:44,200
Speaker 3: this week.

704
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:46,280
Speaker 1: Okay, it's hard to get my back on my own.

705
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:48,600
Speaker 4: And that's better than usual, by the way.

706
00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:50,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's a mess, and we're all a little

707
00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 3: down and out right now, including Tiffany, who's on the

708
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,520
Speaker 3: phone because she's having trouble getting a guy to ask

709
00:33:56,560 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 3: her out again, Tiffany, if you could describe your mood

710
00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:03,720
Speaker 3: right now using one emoji? What emoji would it be?

711
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:05,080
Speaker 4: Like this question?

712
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 9: Probably that one that's like the dejected sad facet eyes.

713
00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 3: Oh, the one that's drooling.

714
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: Not that one.

715
00:34:23,760 --> 00:34:28,440
Speaker 3: Maybe asking emojis wasn't the best way to start, Tiffany,

716
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:30,400
Speaker 3: but maybe instead tell us about the guy that you

717
00:34:30,440 --> 00:34:31,759
Speaker 3: want us to contact. Who's he?

718
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 9: Yeah? So Mike we met on an app and I

719
00:34:35,880 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 9: thought it was really funny. Like one thing I remember

720
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 9: from his profile is that he liked to take the

721
00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:42,000
Speaker 9: scenic route.

722
00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,480
Speaker 3: You know, That's what he wrote as his like bio

723
00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 3: little tagline.

724
00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:49,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, I thought that was kind of cute.

725
00:34:49,239 --> 00:34:51,120
Speaker 3: It takes a long time to do stuff, then most

726
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:54,080
Speaker 3: people get done in a short amount of I.

727
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:55,360
Speaker 1: Feel like he's just lated everything.

728
00:34:56,000 --> 00:35:02,000
Speaker 9: It sounds like, well, I mean it room for discovery,

729
00:35:02,120 --> 00:35:04,279
Speaker 9: Like is he late or is he more just like

730
00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 9: a really present soak up time with people.

731
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 7: Like me?

732
00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, what did you guys do on your date?

733
00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 9: Well, so we talked a lot before our dates. Like,

734
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,719
Speaker 9: I'm not someone who just like dates a lot of people.

735
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,480
Speaker 9: I'm the one at a time kind of person, and

736
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 9: I wanted to really get to know him before we

737
00:35:21,880 --> 00:35:24,080
Speaker 9: went out. So we talked a lot, and.

738
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 3: He takes the scenic roud. Even setting up a first date,

739
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:27,719
Speaker 3: it just takes a long time.

740
00:35:27,760 --> 00:35:30,360
Speaker 9: Maybe maybe I'm a scenic rout kind of person.

741
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,359
Speaker 3: Myself, but okay, so what do you guys talk about?

742
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,920
Speaker 9: We talked about all sorts of things and we had

743
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 9: really good conversation and then he asked me out. And well,

744
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:41,640
Speaker 9: I didn't tell you guys this because I know it's

745
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 9: like technically second date update, but we actually have been

746
00:35:45,040 --> 00:35:47,160
Speaker 9: out twice. So the first time was happy hour and

747
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,560
Speaker 9: I just like wanted to talk to him more. So

748
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:52,839
Speaker 9: when he asked me how the second time, I went

749
00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,399
Speaker 9: and he asked me to go back to his place

750
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:59,279
Speaker 9: watch movie and I did, and oh, stayed the night

751
00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:03,600
Speaker 9: and then stay the night. Yeah, it was just like

752
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 9: one of those things where when we were at his place,

753
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:08,640
Speaker 9: it just felt like we had known each other for

754
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 9: a really long time, Like it was comfortable, we were cozy.

755
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,560
Speaker 9: It just felt good. It didn't feel like, oh, this

756
00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,880
Speaker 9: is the first time of at your place. It felt

757
00:36:18,280 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 9: it felt very like.

758
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:30,120
Speaker 10: A family member, like a younger banstant, like someone you've

759
00:36:30,120 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 10: been in a relationship with that is what I said.

760
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:38,640
Speaker 5: I do you think you said anything to scare them,

761
00:36:38,680 --> 00:36:41,000
Speaker 5: Like you talk too much about wanting to be in

762
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,360
Speaker 5: a relationship or something.

763
00:36:43,320 --> 00:36:46,280
Speaker 9: I mean, honestly, anything is possible, Like I don't claim

764
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,680
Speaker 9: to be the perfect dat or anything like that. This

765
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 9: just felt good and I'm confused.

766
00:36:51,239 --> 00:36:53,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, amazing.

767
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:53,920
Speaker 11: Yeah it was.

768
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:56,640
Speaker 3: Easy, maybe too natural and easy as a red flag

769
00:36:56,680 --> 00:36:58,399
Speaker 3: though sometimes people get scared by that.

770
00:37:00,040 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 4: More there could be more problems here.

771
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 9: Yeah, I just I don't know. I didn't see any problems.

772
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,200
Speaker 9: And then since then it's just been like friends. It's

773
00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 9: been very much like the texts aren't as common or

774
00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:18,120
Speaker 9: as frequent, and I don't know something. He is just

775
00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,200
Speaker 9: like friendly and I don't know, like if you met

776
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,000
Speaker 9: someone else or if something went wrong.

777
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 3: Okay, it seems a little bit odd, especially because you've

778
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 3: been out with him twice and spent the night. I mean,

779
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,879
Speaker 3: Alexis if that ever happened to you? Like, what's your

780
00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 3: read on the situation?

781
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 1: You better text me the next day.

782
00:37:37,320 --> 00:37:38,720
Speaker 3: What do you think that you did wrong?

783
00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:40,920
Speaker 1: Alexis never me.

784
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 3: Something's wrong with the dumb question, Timany do you think

785
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,240
Speaker 3: that there's anything that you could have done wrong.

786
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:55,960
Speaker 9: I don't think so. I mean, I'm sure it's possible,

787
00:37:56,160 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 9: but that's that's kind of what I need help with. Like,

788
00:37:58,880 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 9: I just don't know.

789
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,759
Speaker 5: It may be like, I know you're a date only,

790
00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:05,120
Speaker 5: one person at a time type of person, but maybe

791
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:05,480
Speaker 5: he's not.

792
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:06,799
Speaker 1: Did you guys discuss that?

793
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, Like on his dating profile it said he was

794
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 9: looking for a long term relationship and marriage, So don't be.

795
00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,200
Speaker 6: Lied about that.

796
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:17,160
Speaker 9: I thought we were kind of on the seat page,

797
00:38:17,200 --> 00:38:17,640
Speaker 9: So he does.

798
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,520
Speaker 5: I mean, like even that is set in the vibe

799
00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:21,560
Speaker 5: where he's not like a one night only type of guy.

800
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 4: Well, some guys may be embarrassed by their performance or something,

801
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:30,040
Speaker 4: or maybe he's a little shy and he's like.

802
00:38:30,360 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 3: Okay, it wasn't my best I think I think we

803
00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:35,080
Speaker 3: get it. No, I think we get it. But Brook said,

804
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 3: what so I don't keep going.

805
00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:38,080
Speaker 1: It's like she's calling him back.

806
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:42,479
Speaker 5: Yeah, shouldn't that be enough affirmation't want.

807
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 3: It, tiviny, He doesn't have anything to be embarrassed about.

808
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:46,279
Speaker 9: Right, No, definitely not.

809
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:48,279
Speaker 4: He definitely doesn't.

810
00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 6: Yeah.

811
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:52,880
Speaker 3: Well, but sometimes when when somebody likes the scenic route,

812
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:54,640
Speaker 3: I mean you just want to see the scenes one

813
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:57,080
Speaker 3: time and then you're good. You don't keep driving back

814
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:00,120
Speaker 3: down that same road over and over in this movie,

815
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:02,040
Speaker 3: so maybe he's seen it before.

816
00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:02,640
Speaker 1: I don't know that.

817
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:05,919
Speaker 4: You're looking for love.

818
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:08,800
Speaker 3: We're trying to find answers here and hopefully.

819
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,680
Speaker 4: But we already kissed one there.

820
00:39:11,280 --> 00:39:13,000
Speaker 3: We'll see what he has to say though, when we

821
00:39:13,040 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 3: come back and try and get your second date update

822
00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:22,640
Speaker 3: right after this. All right, okay, hold on. We've been

823
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 3: talking to Tiffany about her dates plural, because she went

824
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,839
Speaker 3: on two of them sex there with a guy named Mike.

825
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:33,400
Speaker 3: The second one ended in a sleepover over at his place.

826
00:39:35,880 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever called it sleepover, Jeff.

827
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:41,239
Speaker 3: That's what it was, an adult sleepover. And Tiffany, I

828
00:39:41,239 --> 00:39:43,359
Speaker 3: feel like we've gotten close enough over the last few

829
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 3: minutes for me to call you a nickname at this point.

830
00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,680
Speaker 3: Is it cool if I call you tea dog? Or

831
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,839
Speaker 3: should I just stick with tiff No?

832
00:39:49,960 --> 00:39:52,080
Speaker 9: I prefer Tiffany, my friend.

833
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:57,960
Speaker 13: Well the full Tiffany Okay, dog is just insulted almost.

834
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 3: That's how you know that I'm cool with you if

835
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 3: I put a dog afterwards? But ja forward, So Tiffany

836
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:08,120
Speaker 3: is confused because after having this great connection with Mike,

837
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 3: who maybe I should call Michael to not offend her.

838
00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:13,239
Speaker 3: At this point, he's not calling her back, and she

839
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 3: wants some answers. Luckily, Brooke knows exactly what went wrong. Brooke,

840
00:40:17,600 --> 00:40:18,319
Speaker 3: go ahead tell him.

841
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:22,120
Speaker 1: Yes, I actually have no idea. Oh why would I know?

842
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 1: I mean, I sound lovely, you have the answers. No,

843
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: I'm bummed out for her. You know, it's a guy

844
00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: who says.

845
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 5: He's looking for a serious relationship makes an amazing connection

846
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:34,880
Speaker 5: with a woman.

847
00:40:35,880 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, totally, and then nothing.

848
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 3: Does that make you feel better, Tiffany, there's no reason

849
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,200
Speaker 3: for him to not be calling you back, but he's

850
00:40:43,200 --> 00:40:44,439
Speaker 3: still not doing it better.

851
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:49,280
Speaker 9: I guess not really, he depressed.

852
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:49,439
Speaker 3: Her even more.

853
00:40:49,560 --> 00:40:51,040
Speaker 1: Maybe there's a reasonable explanation.

854
00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, I mean, I just I thought he was really lovely.

855
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:58,440
Speaker 11: It felt really easy, It felt right. I would really

856
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,800
Speaker 11: like to see where it goes, because I don't feel

857
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:06,560
Speaker 11: that like comfort and natural feeling on the very often.

858
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:09,640
Speaker 1: You know, I'm really hoping this works out for you.

859
00:41:09,800 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 3: Well, let's find out for sure. We're gonna call him

860
00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 3: and see what he has to say. All right, let's

861
00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 3: get m Dog up on the line here that hello, Hey,

862
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:26,600
Speaker 3: what's up is this? Mike?

863
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 6: Yep? This is he? Who's this?

864
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 11: Hey?

865
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,920
Speaker 3: My name is Jeff but all my friends call me

866
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:33,479
Speaker 3: Jay Dog.

867
00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:40,000
Speaker 6: I'm sorry, hey man.

868
00:41:41,239 --> 00:41:43,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're on a radio show right now called Brook

869
00:41:43,080 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

870
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 6: Okay, I'm trying to heard of you guys. Kind of

871
00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 6: why am I on this show?

872
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 3: Well, you're on this show for a segment we do

873
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:56,040
Speaker 3: called the second Date Update, because you went out on

874
00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:58,040
Speaker 3: a couple of hot dates with one of our listeners

875
00:41:58,120 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 3: named Tiffany.

876
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:02,319
Speaker 6: Oh Tiffany huh.

877
00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 5: Yeah, sounds like you two had a lot of fun together.

878
00:42:05,880 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 6: I don't know if they were hot, pea, but yeah,

879
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 6: we went on a few dates. They were interesting.

880
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 1: Wait did you say that they weren't hot?

881
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,560
Speaker 6: I didn't find none to be that great. I don't

882
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:17,560
Speaker 6: know toy be insulting, a little depressing the middle of

883
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:19,200
Speaker 6: the left down. She's a nice growing up, but.

884
00:42:21,640 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: Didn't she stay the night at your house?

885
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:30,200
Speaker 6: I don't know how much you talk to Tiffany, but.

886
00:42:30,400 --> 00:42:32,520
Speaker 3: So we we did speak to her a little bit.

887
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 3: From what we've learned, there were two separate dates that

888
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:37,840
Speaker 3: you guys went on, Yes, one that it was a

889
00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:40,040
Speaker 3: happy hour. And the second one was.

890
00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:42,239
Speaker 5: I think dinner and then back to your place, so

891
00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:43,960
Speaker 5: then you watch a movie and she stayed the night.

892
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:48,879
Speaker 6: I mean dinner was fine. I think here's the thing.

893
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:49,839
Speaker 7: Uh.

894
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:55,160
Speaker 6: He repeatedly fell asleep during kind of serious conversation about.

895
00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 3: No way, what do you mean?

896
00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 6: Well, let me give you example of like nailing the

897
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:02,879
Speaker 6: coffin for me. Was I was talking about the time

898
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 6: I almost died once. I'm like a big out door

899
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 6: rec guy climb I ski.

900
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,640
Speaker 5: So I so wait, wait, wait are you sitting at

901
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 5: dinner talking about this or you back at the house,

902
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:14,440
Speaker 5: like on the couch.

903
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:15,000
Speaker 1: Where are you?

904
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,640
Speaker 6: That moment was back at the couch after the dinner. Okay, yeah,

905
00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,120
Speaker 6: so I'm you know, I'm whitewater rafting. It went the

906
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:25,360
Speaker 6: wrong way, almost about to go over a fall and

907
00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,879
Speaker 6: was bad. And it's kind of the exciting interesting part

908
00:43:28,880 --> 00:43:31,680
Speaker 6: when I don't die and I look over and I

909
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 6: thought maybe she was closing her eyes because.

910
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:34,120
Speaker 4: Like, ah, it's dressed.

911
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 6: Oh no, no, she was. She was out like a light.

912
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 3: Oh and you.

913
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 6: Know, I get it. We all worked like's busy. She

914
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 6: might have been tired. But he's falling asleep on like

915
00:43:44,000 --> 00:43:46,279
Speaker 6: two other phone calls at night when we've just been

916
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:48,160
Speaker 6: chatting trying to get to know each other.

917
00:43:48,360 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 1: Oh wow, she's kind of jealous.

918
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:51,040
Speaker 10: She could do that.

919
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 6: Maybe I bore her. I don't know, my light's boring

920
00:43:53,360 --> 00:43:54,880
Speaker 6: to her. She just likes to hear herself.

921
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,880
Speaker 5: Did I ask is she was she drunk during all

922
00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 5: these times that she fell asleep.

923
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:04,000
Speaker 6: No, not drunk at all, Absolutely not. I'm wide awake

924
00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:06,719
Speaker 6: for her stories and she's telling hers and then she's

925
00:44:07,400 --> 00:44:08,640
Speaker 6: zogs out. I mean, I don't know.

926
00:44:09,360 --> 00:44:12,200
Speaker 3: That's interesting because when we talked to her, Tiffany didn't

927
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,200
Speaker 3: mention anything about falling asleep, probably because she didn't remember

928
00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 3: falling asleep.

929
00:44:17,200 --> 00:44:18,360
Speaker 1: That's crazy.

930
00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 4: But I can see during the movie because some people

931
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 4: you turn a movie on instantly out, but a phone conversation.

932
00:44:24,960 --> 00:44:28,640
Speaker 1: I mean, I could go to sleep right now, and.

933
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:31,600
Speaker 3: Maybe it's it's a good idea to bring Tiffany on

934
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:34,280
Speaker 3: the line right now before she falls asleep. Just listening

935
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:36,120
Speaker 3: to this, because I need to tell you, Mike, she's

936
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:37,760
Speaker 3: been on the other line this entire time.

937
00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 6: Oh wait, what do you mean she's on the line now,

938
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:41,480
Speaker 6: like listening to our conversation.

939
00:44:41,719 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how the segment works. We have them waiting

940
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:44,959
Speaker 3: to jump in.

941
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 9: Are you awake, Yes, I'm awake.

942
00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 3: Okay, there was a moment there.

943
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,880
Speaker 1: Wait you sound you sound mad?

944
00:44:53,560 --> 00:44:58,759
Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm frustrated because really, I mean, I remember you're

945
00:44:58,800 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 9: telling me about the story you died or whatever, like

946
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:02,279
Speaker 9: I remember that.

947
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:04,879
Speaker 6: Yeah, But every time I was walking about important things

948
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,880
Speaker 6: in my life that weren't boring and we're interesting in

949
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:10,040
Speaker 6: full time, you were not there. You were sleeping, were

950
00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:10,839
Speaker 6: using off.

951
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:14,120
Speaker 3: Maybe your life isn't as interesting as you think it is, Mike,

952
00:45:14,160 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 3: and you need to have more crazy experiences to hold

953
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:17,800
Speaker 3: her attention.

954
00:45:18,080 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 6: I guess that's the message. But I'm looking for like

955
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 6: long term love and marriage and the perfect Wait, I

956
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 6: don't want someone who falls asleep, like do you take

957
00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 6: this man?

958
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: How long are you? Stories?

959
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 5: Like let's be real, I mean you guys, I mean,

960
00:45:31,920 --> 00:45:33,719
Speaker 5: it doesn't matter if we think they're boring or not.

961
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,680
Speaker 5: Because Tiffany said to us, Mike, like when you were

962
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 5: on the phone, how amazing you were and how interesting

963
00:45:39,200 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 5: you were and how connected she felt to you.

964
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean I just felt very at ease and comfortable.

965
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:47,160
Speaker 9: And I guess you know it was a Thursday it

966
00:45:47,200 --> 00:45:49,040
Speaker 9: was the end of the week. I was at Keith

967
00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,439
Speaker 9: and I just dozed off a little bit. Like It's

968
00:45:51,520 --> 00:45:52,440
Speaker 9: not an insult.

969
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:54,360
Speaker 1: It sounds like he has such a nice couch.

970
00:45:54,520 --> 00:45:54,960
Speaker 6: I know.

971
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the human version of a sleeping show. Yeah,

972
00:46:00,320 --> 00:46:00,680
Speaker 3: nice thing.

973
00:46:01,200 --> 00:46:04,680
Speaker 6: I mean I get, maybe I get being comfortable on me,

974
00:46:04,719 --> 00:46:06,120
Speaker 6: but I'm just not into that.

975
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:08,839
Speaker 3: Sorry, but you say that you're looking for long term

976
00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:11,799
Speaker 3: relationships in marriage. That's kind of what happens when you

977
00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,759
Speaker 3: get married. You kind of just start to tune each

978
00:46:13,760 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 3: other out and fall asleep in the middle of conversations.

979
00:46:15,840 --> 00:46:19,160
Speaker 6: Am I right, Brooks, But not at the beginning, at

980
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:20,760
Speaker 6: the beginning hopefully.

981
00:46:20,360 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 3: Well, you don't want your marriage to last that long.

982
00:46:24,080 --> 00:46:27,680
Speaker 14: Apparently you know the next morning, she's kind of cheap

983
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 14: to see, like a sleep so like, can you finish

984
00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 14: the story? And you know it's just like, wait, what

985
00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 14: that's even more offutty to me.

986
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,919
Speaker 5: Oh man, I thought you guys like had a night

987
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:37,920
Speaker 5: together together.

988
00:46:38,719 --> 00:46:40,560
Speaker 9: I never said that. I just said I stood the

989
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,000
Speaker 9: night there.

990
00:46:43,239 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 3: We're talking about the perverts over here that we we

991
00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:47,799
Speaker 3: just assume who.

992
00:46:47,719 --> 00:46:49,880
Speaker 5: Would assume that she fell asleep in the middle of

993
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:51,960
Speaker 5: the story, And just how should just stayed.

994
00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:55,640
Speaker 9: I mean, what do you want? Like we made out,

995
00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 9: it was it's like my first time going over there.

996
00:46:59,080 --> 00:46:59,879
Speaker 7: I'm not broke.

997
00:47:00,080 --> 00:47:01,920
Speaker 3: I was doing that in the first grade. It doesn't

998
00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 3: impress her.

999
00:47:03,920 --> 00:47:04,520
Speaker 4: It's hard to.

1000
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:07,439
Speaker 2: Think of like making out and then getting so tired.

1001
00:47:08,520 --> 00:47:13,000
Speaker 3: Oh god, Okay, I think we're kind of losing the

1002
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:16,480
Speaker 3: point of the problem here, which is her falling asleep

1003
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:17,799
Speaker 3: while he's trying to talk to her.

1004
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,759
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, to me, I really don't think you're

1005
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,839
Speaker 6: as into me as you say you are, because like,

1006
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:25,960
Speaker 6: if you were, you wouldn't be falling asleep. Yeah, I

1007
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,520
Speaker 6: don't know. I just would at least have a better

1008
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:31,120
Speaker 6: vibe about if you fall asleep once or something, but

1009
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,759
Speaker 6: so many times during I don't know.

1010
00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:36,239
Speaker 9: I mean, I can't convince you that I had a

1011
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:39,160
Speaker 9: those times, Like I've told you, I like you. I

1012
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 9: thought it was natural. I can't convince you of that

1013
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,279
Speaker 9: if you've decided that you bore me.

1014
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:46,400
Speaker 3: You know, the fact that she reached out to a

1015
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:48,560
Speaker 3: radio station to get in touch with you is a

1016
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 3: pretty good hint that she has feelings, some sort of feelings.

1017
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:54,879
Speaker 4: Fall asleep three times like actually, but not right? Yeah,

1018
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 4: not yet is right, not yet, I know.

1019
00:47:58,239 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 6: I just those feelings aren't mutual.

1020
00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 3: Oh really, you don't even want to give her at

1021
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 3: least a chance to stay awake for an entire date.

1022
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 3: We'll send you out at noon to really and we'll

1023
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 3: pumper full of seven red bulls right before the coffee shop.

1024
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1025
00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 14: Yeah, I wouldn't do it either.

1026
00:48:17,280 --> 00:48:20,719
Speaker 3: Sorry, Well, I'm sorry it sounds like Tiffany, we're not

1027
00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,759
Speaker 3: going to be able to get you out another time

1028
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,279
Speaker 3: with Mike, you know, know.

1029
00:48:24,480 --> 00:48:26,200
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm not hitting on him or anything, jeff

1030
00:48:26,239 --> 00:48:28,360
Speaker 5: but I got two kids that will not go to sleep.

1031
00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:30,200
Speaker 1: So if he was a pop on my house.

1032
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:34,239
Speaker 3: Mike, if you want a babysit, we only need you

1033
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 3: for like thirty minutes.

1034
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you'll probably get further with her than with Tiffy.

1035
00:48:38,400 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's looking Jeffrey in the morning. I might be

1036
00:48:42,040 --> 00:48:44,400
Speaker 3: alone on this, but I feel like it is a

1037
00:48:44,400 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 3: compliment when somebody falls asleep while you're talking because they're

1038
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:51,160
Speaker 3: so comfortable with your voice and your presence. It's like

1039
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,799
Speaker 3: a warm blanket coming over.

1040
00:48:52,880 --> 00:48:55,080
Speaker 1: That's not how you show you're excited, and some check.

1041
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:56,879
Speaker 3: Well, it gives me a great excuse for when Brooke

1042
00:48:56,920 --> 00:49:00,360
Speaker 3: tells me another story about her kids. Okay, broke they

1043
00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 3: were doing? What to tell me more about the art

1044
00:49:02,160 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 3: project that they were doing. Sorry, I fell asleep because

1045
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 3: I'm just so comfortable with you and your family.

1046
00:49:08,920 --> 00:49:09,200
Speaker 8: Yeah.

1047
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,200
Speaker 3: Actually, after hearing that it does sound kind of bad.

1048
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:13,960
Speaker 3: It isn't. I'm gonna switch side.

1049
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:15,080
Speaker 4: It's not a.

1050
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 3: Good thing to fall asleep during a date ever, especially if.

1051
00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:22,200
Speaker 1: Someone's mid story about how they almost die. Yea exactly

1052
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,960
Speaker 1: the worst storyteller.

1053
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:26,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it would have been more story, yeah long,

1054
00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,880
Speaker 3: or maybe it would be more exciting if he did die.

1055
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 3: That'd be a great story to tell.

1056
00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:32,800
Speaker 1: Forever sleep.

1057
00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:35,680
Speaker 3: Yeah, but uh, you know what, if you ever want

1058
00:49:35,680 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 3: to get some help getting another date, we can be

1059
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:41,120
Speaker 3: that help for you. Hopefully we'll promise to do better

1060
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 3: than we did today. Just email the show. We'll call

1061
00:49:43,600 --> 00:49:46,120
Speaker 3: that person who wasn't calling you back. And find any

1062
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:48,879
Speaker 3: of our second day podcasts up online wherever you get

1063
00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:51,840
Speaker 3: your podcasts at Brook and Jeffrey Like subscribe, like subscribe,

1064
00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 3: like subscribe.

1065
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:53,160
Speaker 7: Yeah, it'll.

1066
00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,440
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1067
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 3: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And we get

1068
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:04,319
Speaker 3: weird emails into our show every single day.

1069
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did ask for them. I think we attract them.

1070
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:09,200
Speaker 5: It is.

1071
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 3: I mean, there's people who ask if they can come

1072
00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,200
Speaker 3: on and promote their new squirrel yoga business.

1073
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,839
Speaker 13: You've got I keep saying yes, you guys, say no

1074
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,719
Speaker 13: to those squirrel yoga come on.

1075
00:50:20,760 --> 00:50:25,719
Speaker 3: We've gotten digital cubons for forty percent off black market testosterone.

1076
00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: Pills, which has really improved your attitude.

1077
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just gonna say worth it. And several people

1078
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 3: have requested locks of Brooks hair and toenail clippings. Yeah, please, guys,

1079
00:50:37,719 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 3: do not email us about that. Send those requests to

1080
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 3: her personal email nookie with Brookie at Westmama dot Web.

1081
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:58,600
Speaker 5: Were all these ones out for three weeks.

1082
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,240
Speaker 3: So yeah, I mean point is we're used to weird stuff.

1083
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,279
Speaker 3: But still, I was completely floored by an email that

1084
00:51:03,320 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 3: we received the other day. But I still opened it

1085
00:51:05,719 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 3: because it was from the company, and I have to

1086
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 3: tell everyone what was inside because it's just incredible. You'll

1087
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,120
Speaker 3: find out what it was coming up right after this.

1088
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:17,200
Speaker 3: How many times have we heard somebody getting scammed out

1089
00:51:17,200 --> 00:51:21,120
Speaker 3: of thousands of dollars in the news A lot, Brooke

1090
00:51:21,160 --> 00:51:22,120
Speaker 3: and Jeffrey in the morning.

1091
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: So sad, But what Okay.

1092
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 3: What if these internet scammers, though, were just completely honest

1093
00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:32,280
Speaker 3: with what they wanted from you, Like they.

1094
00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,040
Speaker 1: Just wrote you and said, hey, I'd like to take

1095
00:51:34,080 --> 00:51:35,640
Speaker 1: some of your money. Like what are you thinking?

1096
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 6: Like?

1097
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,239
Speaker 3: What would that look like?

1098
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:38,200
Speaker 12: You got mail?

1099
00:51:38,320 --> 00:51:43,360
Speaker 3: Oh, go hi, Jeff, I wanted to tell you that

1100
00:51:43,440 --> 00:51:47,200
Speaker 3: I'm Prince Dumash the fourth from the Kingdom of Bhutan, Johanni.

1101
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:51,200
Speaker 3: But really, my name's Rick from Detroit, and I really

1102
00:51:51,280 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 3: need you to send me four hundred and fifty dollars

1103
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 3: to cover the rest of my enlargement surgery. It's not

1104
00:51:57,520 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 3: going to save my life or anything. I just have

1105
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 3: an inferiority complex and I'm hoping to take advantage of

1106
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:07,040
Speaker 3: your generosity. Send me your credit card info and social

1107
00:52:07,040 --> 00:52:11,759
Speaker 3: Security number. I promise to not be responsible with it. Oh,

1108
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:16,440
Speaker 3: let's signed Rick. Wouldn't that be nice? I think I'd

1109
00:52:16,480 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 3: actually pay for that guy's in largement if you asked that. Unfortunately,

1110
00:52:20,719 --> 00:52:24,760
Speaker 3: not all scammers are as honest as Rick from Detroit, shocking.

1111
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,160
Speaker 3: A lot of them make up crazy, elaborate lies to

1112
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 3: trick you into sending them cash. And I would think

1113
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:33,760
Speaker 3: most people under age seventy should be able to identify

1114
00:52:33,800 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 3: as scam right when they see one, don't you think?

1115
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 5: I mean, I just think people want to believe the

1116
00:52:39,760 --> 00:52:41,280
Speaker 5: best in others.

1117
00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,080
Speaker 4: And I feel like it's the same with catfishing.

1118
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so much.

1119
00:52:45,880 --> 00:52:48,520
Speaker 3: Well, apparently the higher ups at our company have zero

1120
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 3: confidence in us.

1121
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:52,000
Speaker 1: Oh did they scam us?

1122
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:55,040
Speaker 3: Well, recently they send all the employees out an email

1123
00:52:55,120 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 3: to take a phishing scam test? Did you guys do this?

1124
00:52:58,760 --> 00:53:01,000
Speaker 1: I delete all the company emails.

1125
00:53:01,160 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 3: You didn't take it.

1126
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: I'm not falling for anything.

1127
00:53:03,719 --> 00:53:05,239
Speaker 3: All the employees are required to do this.

1128
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 5: I think that that is scamming you into taking it,

1129
00:53:08,880 --> 00:53:11,399
Speaker 5: and then if you don't take it them, well, it's

1130
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,440
Speaker 5: totally mastered in.

1131
00:53:12,520 --> 00:53:14,160
Speaker 3: This is perfect because then we can do it right

1132
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:15,160
Speaker 3: here on the show.

1133
00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:15,759
Speaker 7: All right.

1134
00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:19,360
Speaker 3: So basically, they sent an online quiz with a big

1135
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:21,959
Speaker 3: list of messages and you had to determine which ones

1136
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 3: were legit and which ones were scams. We really had

1137
00:53:24,920 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 3: to do this, Yeah, and after going through it, they

1138
00:53:27,680 --> 00:53:30,480
Speaker 3: must assume we're really dumb. Okay, because let me go

1139
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:31,960
Speaker 3: over a few of them. I'm just going to read

1140
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:35,839
Speaker 3: you the first line of this one. It says, Hi, sir,

1141
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:43,239
Speaker 3: I'm in a hospital in Dubai right there, I'm thinking legit. No, yeah,

1142
00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,560
Speaker 3: I'm already reaching for my wallet as soon as I

1143
00:53:45,600 --> 00:53:50,160
Speaker 3: read that, but let's keep going. The next line says, recently,

1144
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:52,640
Speaker 3: my doctor told me I would not last for the

1145
00:53:52,680 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 3: next six months to my cancer problem. In parentheses, they

1146
00:53:56,840 --> 00:53:58,759
Speaker 3: say cancer of the lever.

1147
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:03,719
Speaker 4: E D E R a cancer problem. It's not a

1148
00:54:03,800 --> 00:54:05,280
Speaker 4: small I'm.

1149
00:54:05,120 --> 00:54:08,799
Speaker 3: Thinking this could still be legit. I'm eighty twenty right

1150
00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 3: now because I know my lever has been acting up

1151
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:11,359
Speaker 3: a lot.

1152
00:54:12,480 --> 00:54:13,560
Speaker 1: That's a different lever, sir.

1153
00:54:13,800 --> 00:54:16,440
Speaker 3: The email goes on to say he's giving away all

1154
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,320
Speaker 3: his money because of the terrifying woman that he married,

1155
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 3: and then he says, quote, I know what she's capable of.

1156
00:54:22,880 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 3: She sold her soul to the devil, oh.

1157
00:54:25,680 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 1: Not her son.

1158
00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 3: Look, i may have a pretty extreme lever cancer, but

1159
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:31,920
Speaker 3: I'm really worried about my wife.

1160
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:33,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the death threat right there.

1161
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,799
Speaker 3: He says, I do not want her to come near

1162
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,719
Speaker 3: my money spelled m U n Y. The best part

1163
00:54:39,840 --> 00:54:43,799
Speaker 3: is he signs it regards John Kelly.

1164
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:46,680
Speaker 5: Is that really what the company sent out to test

1165
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 5: if we would fall for it?

1166
00:54:48,320 --> 00:54:50,520
Speaker 4: That got me that I failed was.

1167
00:54:50,520 --> 00:54:53,200
Speaker 1: Like it was just a picture of a bikini barista?

1168
00:54:53,280 --> 00:54:54,080
Speaker 1: Is that what it was?

1169
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:57,040
Speaker 4: No, I wish click for you want to say me

1170
00:54:57,280 --> 00:54:58,239
Speaker 4: that's the way to do it.

1171
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:58,560
Speaker 9: Yeah.

1172
00:54:58,640 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 4: It was like, oh, your man, what your needs? You

1173
00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:02,120
Speaker 4: with the zoom meeting? And I was like what? And

1174
00:55:02,160 --> 00:55:05,879
Speaker 4: then I click and it's like you failed the Yeah.

1175
00:55:05,880 --> 00:55:07,840
Speaker 3: If you're just tuning in, we're talking about a phishing

1176
00:55:07,880 --> 00:55:10,640
Speaker 3: scam test that our company wants all the employees to

1177
00:55:10,680 --> 00:55:14,000
Speaker 3: complete to determine if these emails seem legit or seem

1178
00:55:14,120 --> 00:55:16,439
Speaker 3: like a scam. Yeah, so let's go to the next one.

1179
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,479
Speaker 3: Is this email legit or a fish? It says you've

1180
00:55:19,520 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 3: won two thousand dollars from Omo and then they give

1181
00:55:23,239 --> 00:55:24,240
Speaker 3: you a reference number.

1182
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, and.

1183
00:55:26,120 --> 00:55:29,759
Speaker 3: It says in order to claim it, claim is spelled clame.

1184
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:34,600
Speaker 3: It says contact missus Lindy Bottom, right, and then it

1185
00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:36,759
Speaker 3: gives you a one eight hundred number. What do you

1186
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 3: think legit or scam?

1187
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:41,760
Speaker 1: I love miss Lindy Bottom, but obviously it's a scam.

1188
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,919
Speaker 5: I can't believe that the company thinks we would fall

1189
00:55:43,960 --> 00:55:45,680
Speaker 5: for this with the typos too.

1190
00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 3: That one, you guys are right, that was a scam.

1191
00:55:49,640 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 3: Nothing gets by you, nothing.

1192
00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,520
Speaker 1: Yes, see this is why I just delete all companies.

1193
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:58,760
Speaker 3: This next test email says it's from First National Bank okay,

1194
00:55:58,880 --> 00:56:01,240
Speaker 3: and has a legit low go of the First National

1195
00:56:01,239 --> 00:56:03,640
Speaker 3: Bank on there too. They start off the email with

1196
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,160
Speaker 3: a big typed out smiley face that's.

1197
00:56:05,960 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: Always how bigs said their email happy.

1198
00:56:09,040 --> 00:56:11,759
Speaker 3: And then they follow it with there's fraudulent activity on

1199
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:15,960
Speaker 3: your account. Good thing they started with that smiley face.

1200
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: Is that just to ease the pain the yes.

1201
00:56:21,680 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 3: It goes on to say, please transfer your entire account

1202
00:56:24,920 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 3: balance to this digital safe below. They give you a

1203
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 3: link to click. Once we've secured your regular account, then

1204
00:56:31,520 --> 00:56:34,440
Speaker 3: we'll transfer it all back to you as soon as plausible.

1205
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:36,799
Speaker 4: I'm in the negative right now.

1206
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,520
Speaker 5: I feel the company isn't sending this out to test

1207
00:56:39,600 --> 00:56:41,920
Speaker 5: whether or not we know what a phishing scam is.

1208
00:56:42,120 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 5: I think it's just a test who they should fire

1209
00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:48,839
Speaker 5: in the next round, right Like that person.

1210
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,759
Speaker 3: Is no, Jose, you didn't pass the test.

1211
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:52,239
Speaker 8: Pass.

1212
00:56:52,280 --> 00:56:54,040
Speaker 4: The one I gotta do is tell where my manager

1213
00:56:54,120 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 4: needs me.

1214
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:57,200
Speaker 3: And I'm done. Okay, I think we have time for

1215
00:56:57,239 --> 00:57:01,720
Speaker 3: one more. This email has a subject type that says confidential.

1216
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 5: Already you're important in the company if you're getting confidential.

1217
00:57:06,680 --> 00:57:07,640
Speaker 4: I'm clicking already.

1218
00:57:07,880 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, It says, Hello, employee, that's good. It says, hope

1219
00:57:12,120 --> 00:57:16,200
Speaker 3: your day is going well. Are you on seat to

1220
00:57:16,280 --> 00:57:19,680
Speaker 3: collect a payment of three hundred and nine thousand dollars

1221
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:22,600
Speaker 3: of your company's money. Yeah, just click here.

1222
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:25,400
Speaker 4: I'm so I am.

1223
00:57:26,080 --> 00:57:28,760
Speaker 3: It says I promise this is not a scam. I'd

1224
00:57:28,800 --> 00:57:34,080
Speaker 3: appreciate a swift email response. And it's signed kind regards CEO.

1225
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:38,600
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, that's how CEO signed. They don't even

1226
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:39,040
Speaker 3: put their name.

1227
00:57:40,400 --> 00:57:42,800
Speaker 1: Are there people in your company that are that don't

1228
00:57:42,840 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 1: know this is a scam? I I kind of want

1229
00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:44,720
Speaker 1: to know.

1230
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 3: That's what I wonder. But there must be. There has

1231
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:48,360
Speaker 3: to be if they're putting.

1232
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,240
Speaker 5: On click posting of who failed these questions, just like

1233
00:57:51,320 --> 00:57:52,760
Speaker 5: as a shame blame.

1234
00:57:53,320 --> 00:57:57,200
Speaker 1: You can get money off of them. Oh yeah, hit

1235
00:57:57,800 --> 00:57:59,960
Speaker 1: in a county. Yeah, there we go. She's a real dummy.

1236
00:58:00,600 --> 00:58:02,480
Speaker 3: Text into seven eighty five nine too, You tell us

1237
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:05,360
Speaker 3: what's the worst scam email that you've ever received?

1238
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:07,440
Speaker 8: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1239
00:58:15,440 --> 00:58:18,680
Speaker 3: Her first time player on the phone today. Her name

1240
00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:23,280
Speaker 3: is Caitlyn from Mount Vernon. Moment it is because normally

1241
00:58:23,600 --> 00:58:27,400
Speaker 3: she works with kids at a school, so she knows

1242
00:58:27,400 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 3: what adversity is. But her greatest challenge is happening right here,

1243
00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 3: right now, when she takes on Brook, who her husband

1244
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:40,919
Speaker 3: describes as tough. Wow on the eyes. Wait, I don't

1245
00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,360
Speaker 3: know what he meant by that, but your husband, Caitlyn,

1246
00:58:43,680 --> 00:58:44,560
Speaker 3: welcome to the show.

1247
00:58:45,360 --> 00:58:45,560
Speaker 9: Hi?

1248
00:58:45,680 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: Why is your husband gona be so mean?

1249
00:58:48,040 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 5: Oh?

1250
00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:50,480
Speaker 9: I know it's pretty straightforward, though he likes to say

1251
00:58:50,480 --> 00:58:51,080
Speaker 9: it like it is.

1252
00:58:51,960 --> 00:58:56,840
Speaker 1: I was like, you're just agree you're pilely not.

1253
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:02,000
Speaker 4: She's like, I'm ugly, but I'm I'm smart. That's why

1254
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:02,640
Speaker 4: I'm here.

1255
00:59:05,280 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 3: I may have added the on the eyes part. He

1256
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:09,800
Speaker 3: is so tough. Yeah, we're gonna send Brook out of

1257
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:11,840
Speaker 3: the studio. Well that happens. You know the game works.

1258
00:59:11,840 --> 00:59:14,160
Speaker 3: You got thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.

1259
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:15,880
Speaker 3: If you don't know what, you could say, pass, but

1260
00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:18,080
Speaker 3: you have to beat her outright to win? Are you ready?

1261
00:59:18,720 --> 00:59:19,040
Speaker 9: Yes?

1262
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 3: All right, your eminem this is your moment. Your time

1263
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:26,720
Speaker 3: starts now. Today is World Ocean Day. Which ocean is

1264
00:59:26,760 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 3: the smallest? How many inches are in two feet twenty four?

1265
00:59:34,080 --> 00:59:36,480
Speaker 3: When a rabbit is born? What sense do they not

1266
00:59:36,600 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 3: have a first.

1267
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:39,920
Speaker 8: In?

1268
00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,240
Speaker 3: What children's fairy tale. Does the phrase fee five thumb

1269
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:48,360
Speaker 3: come from? How many hurdles are there in an Olympic

1270
00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 3: four hundred metal hurdles race? What creature is Mushu in

1271
00:59:54,480 --> 00:59:55,360
Speaker 3: Disney's Moulan?

1272
00:59:58,560 --> 01:00:02,000
Speaker 9: Ooh monkey?

1273
01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:05,560
Speaker 3: I got those answers in Caitlin, good work, Brooks going

1274
01:00:05,600 --> 01:00:08,680
Speaker 3: to come back into the studio. And our producer asked

1275
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:10,400
Speaker 3: you what your favorite part of the show was, and

1276
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:14,080
Speaker 3: you said, phone taps? Yes, do you have a favorite

1277
01:00:14,120 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 3: phone tap person?

1278
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:16,640
Speaker 6: You know?

1279
01:00:16,840 --> 01:00:18,200
Speaker 9: Jose's was really good this morning?

1280
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:20,280
Speaker 12: I can get Okay, try again, try again.

1281
01:00:20,360 --> 01:00:24,400
Speaker 4: Do you have a favorite phone jeff You.

1282
01:00:24,320 --> 01:00:28,760
Speaker 1: Know it's me? Next, isn't it? And then is it

1283
01:00:28,880 --> 01:00:33,160
Speaker 1: Alexis that she's done? Or is it Jeffrey?

1284
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,200
Speaker 9: Let's go elect.

1285
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:37,600
Speaker 11: With the girl?

1286
01:00:37,880 --> 01:00:40,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jose and the women?

1287
01:00:40,400 --> 01:00:42,760
Speaker 1: Okay, what about when we just do the computer voices?

1288
01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 3: What about dead air? That all right?

1289
01:00:50,440 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: Let's going over the brook Yeah yeah, ready.

1290
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:59,760
Speaker 3: Phone tap champ here. Now today is World Ocean Day?

1291
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:01,360
Speaker 3: Which ocean is the smallest?

1292
01:01:01,960 --> 01:01:02,320
Speaker 5: Indian?

1293
01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:05,840
Speaker 3: Oh? Good, guess how many how many inches are in

1294
01:01:05,920 --> 01:01:07,479
Speaker 3: two feet twenty four?

1295
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 6: Wow?

1296
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:10,960
Speaker 3: Smarter pants? When a rabbit is born, what sense do

1297
01:01:11,040 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 3: they not have a first? Oh? You know everything, and

1298
01:01:14,280 --> 01:01:17,160
Speaker 3: what children's fairy tale does. The phrase fee five fo

1299
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:18,040
Speaker 3: FuMB come.

1300
01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:21,040
Speaker 13: From Jack and the beansty Good work, Einstein. How many

1301
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:24,120
Speaker 13: bridles are there in an Olympic four hundred meter hurdles

1302
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 13: race ten Moushu and Disney's Mulan a dragon.

1303
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 3: I've had enough. Let's go to the scoreboard and end

1304
01:01:33,920 --> 01:01:40,040
Speaker 3: this thing once and for all with Jose Oh, that's

1305
01:01:40,680 --> 01:01:41,439
Speaker 3: during a phone tap.

1306
01:01:43,520 --> 01:01:45,560
Speaker 4: You got one, correct, Galen?

1307
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 3: Oh, No, everybody's sad.

1308
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:54,560
Speaker 2: Childrea canself left and we all knows Jeff today.

1309
01:01:54,680 --> 01:01:55,560
Speaker 3: But thank you.

1310
01:01:56,080 --> 01:01:58,080
Speaker 4: The traditional winner would be brought.

1311
01:02:00,200 --> 01:02:03,400
Speaker 3: Caitlin could have gone differently for you.

1312
01:02:04,880 --> 01:02:06,120
Speaker 1: It's been fun.

1313
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 3: Let's go to the answers for everybody. It's World of

1314
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:12,240
Speaker 3: Ocean day. The smallest ocean is the Arctic ocean.

1315
01:02:12,520 --> 01:02:13,960
Speaker 4: Specific is the largest.

1316
01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:17,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think she knows how many inches are in

1317
01:02:17,640 --> 01:02:22,720
Speaker 3: two feet? Just enough? Twenty four inches, that's just enough.

1318
01:02:23,840 --> 01:02:28,880
Speaker 3: That is frightening, my god. When a rabbit is born,

1319
01:02:28,920 --> 01:02:31,240
Speaker 3: they don't have a sense of sight. They're born blind.

1320
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:34,280
Speaker 3: Fi fomb comes from the fairy tale Jack and the

1321
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:36,440
Speaker 3: bean Stalk. That's what the giant says when he smells

1322
01:02:36,560 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 3: Jack in the.

1323
01:02:37,280 --> 01:02:39,520
Speaker 4: Room, which is weird.

1324
01:02:39,560 --> 01:02:40,840
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing right now?

1325
01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:44,760
Speaker 3: The four hundred medal hurdles that has ten hurdles total

1326
01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:47,960
Speaker 3: in it, and Mushu from Disney's Mulan is a dragon.

1327
01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 3: It wasn't enough to win, but just for playing, we

1328
01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,200
Speaker 3: are giving you some free Brooke and Jeffrey swag.

1329
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:57,920
Speaker 11: Sounds great, all right, thank you.

1330
01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:58,680
Speaker 3: So much for playing.

1331
01:02:58,840 --> 01:03:01,240
Speaker 1: Don't worry, We're not gonna le jeff We're going to

1332
01:03:01,360 --> 01:03:01,720
Speaker 1: be back.

1333
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 3: We'll do wind Brooks Blok same time on Monday

1334
01:03:04,760 --> 01:03:06,320
Speaker 8: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.